1 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:12,393 [grunts] 2 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:14,934 Hold all my calls. 3 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,675 [giggling] 4 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:19,347 ♪ Boss Baby ♪ 5 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:23,436 ♪ I'm the boss, Boss Baby Boss boss, Boss Baby, boss boss ♪ 6 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:28,783 ♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪ 7 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,162 ♪ Stroller rolling Up and down the boulevard ♪ 8 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:33,739 ♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪ 9 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:39,655 ♪ I run this house, I rule this crib Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪ 10 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:42,418 ♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪ 11 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,960 -♪ Who's in charge? ♪ -♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪ 12 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:53,176 -[steam hisses] -[sniffs] 13 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,768 [sighs] This is the life. 14 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:02,772 [sniffs] You smell that? 15 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:06,318 I smell overcooked bratwurst and communal sweating. 16 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:09,739 I know! Isn't it awesome? I love the annual block party. 17 00:01:09,819 --> 00:01:12,859 It's like an entire summer packed into one afternoon. 18 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:15,327 I'm enjoying the fun and respecting the efficiency. 19 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,828 I'm surprised you're cool missing this much work. 20 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,871 [sputters] Uh, nothing important at the office today. 21 00:01:20,955 --> 00:01:23,915 Nothing at all. We shouldn't be talking. Why are we talking about this? 22 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,460 [imitating electric guitar] 23 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:30,967 -Did the breeze just get funkier? -Oh, yeah. 24 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:34,892 Wait for it-- de-boosh-- wang! 25 00:01:35,386 --> 00:01:36,256 Whoo! 26 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:39,016 This groove machine has only one volume: 27 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:41,138 [shrieks] ♪ Flaming hot! ♪ 28 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:42,806 [imitates sizzle] Ooh! 29 00:01:43,394 --> 00:01:47,654 Ready to see your dad shred the bass at the block party talent show? 30 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:49,902 You can shred more than incriminating documents? 31 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:53,204 -[inhales sharply] Hmm. I'm intrigued. -You know it, Dad. 32 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:55,369 Timbo, I hear the Kapurs' house 33 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:58,158 has a Slide-N-Splash with your name on it. 34 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,503 -Wanna check it out? -Yes, I do! 35 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:03,668 -Can I bring the baby? -Be back by "talent show o'clock." 36 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:06,128 Don't wanna perform without my number-one audience. 37 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:08,839 Six p.m. sharp. Your father's been in the basement 38 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:11,460 practicing his little fingers off all week. 39 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:15,468 Yeah. Inflamed finger blisters. I think the pinky's infected. 40 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:19,102 Oh, wow. We really should've medicated that. 41 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:23,810 It's rock 'n' roll, honey. Can't give up when the going gets tough. 42 00:02:23,893 --> 00:02:27,273 That's what my Learn How To Play the Bass Guitar video told me. 43 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:30,645 Okay, so, we'll see you at six. Save me a hot dog! 44 00:02:30,733 --> 00:02:33,533 [Mom] Make sure the baby has a swim diaper! 45 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,120 I can't find your swim diapers. This itchy sack okay? 46 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:39,909 -[monitor chimes, buzzes] -Strategy session. 47 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,453 After the Slide-N-Splash, I say we hit up the bouncy castle, 48 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:44,037 -then-- -Are you gonna answer that? 49 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:46,292 Uh, no. Told you, no important business today. 50 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:47,674 -It's nothing. -[rings, buzzes] 51 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,381 It says "All hands company announcement." 52 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:52,211 -Empty buzz words. -It says "Urgent." 53 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,507 Typo. Ignore it. 54 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:57,300 [laughs] You never ignore work. That's a joke, right? 55 00:02:57,385 --> 00:03:00,345 -Okay, I'll answer it. -No, don't! [groans] 56 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:03,680 Please hold for an important announcement. 57 00:03:03,766 --> 00:03:05,936 What's up, underlings? 58 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:09,859 Time once more for my favorite day of the whole year, 59 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:12,479 besides my birthday party you're not invited to. 60 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:15,897 It's a tasteful private ceremony. 61 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,617 Can anyone guess what day it is? [imitates buzz sound] 62 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:22,078 I can. It's Baby Corp Office Spirit Day! 63 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:24,450 [balloon squeaks] 64 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:27,037 I can hold for applause as long as it takes. 65 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:28,043 Ahem. 66 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:30,126 [claps] 67 00:03:30,209 --> 00:03:32,669 Anywhatevers, I'm sure you're on pins and needles 68 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,344 to know what our Spirit Day game will be. 69 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:39,093 Nobody cares what the game is, you smirking jackanapes. 70 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:41,637 -You're gonna cheat anyway. -He cheats?! 71 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:44,771 How are you shocked? It's Mega Fat CEO Baby. 72 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:47,559 He thinks the "C" in CEO stands for cheating. 73 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,274 And nobody calls him on it? 74 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:52,114 This year's game is oh, what? 75 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:55,440 [gasps] Capture the Flag, but with a twist. 76 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:59,236 The flag is the prize, and it's also not a flag. 77 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:02,832 It's a brand-new, tippy-top of the line, 78 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:05,039 executive baby walker. 79 00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:10,167 Four sippy cup holders, expandable desktop, 80 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,840 three-speed massage chair. [laughs] 81 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,209 [moans] 82 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:16,924 [gurgling, laughs] 83 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:20,926 I've had my eye on this sassy, classy chassis a long time. 84 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:24,390 Imagine toddling around the office, all shiny and chrome. 85 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:29,772 Wait, Mega Fat CEO Baby makes a contest only he can win 86 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:32,562 to get a prize only he wants? 87 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,017 That's... that's... 88 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:35,942 [growls] 89 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:38,065 -Unfair? -Extra-double unfair! 90 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:41,162 Magnus, hide the walker, if you please. 91 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:44,659 And now, show of hands. 92 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:49,212 Who wants to have a go at this beautiful prize? 93 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:52,919 First to find and retrieve it is our Spirit Day winner! 94 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,171 Come on. Let's Slide-N-Splash. 95 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:59,723 -No way! We have to stop him. -Gotta pick your battles, kid. 96 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:02,549 Is it worth challenging the CEO in a rigged game 97 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:05,215 to win a prize I don't even want, and-- What are you doing? 98 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:08,813 [grunts] Always stretch before a big game. 99 00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:10,981 Were you listening? I'm not playing. 100 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:14,440 Someone has to teach Mega Fat CEO Baby a lesson. 101 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:16,112 Can't that be you and me? 102 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:19,740 For starters, that's two someones, and we literally have better things to do. 103 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:23,779 So we skip the Slide-N-Splash. I bet we can win that Spirit game 104 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:28,035 and get back in time for the bouncy castle, hot dogs and Dad's show. 105 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:32,746 And I'd get to knock Mega Fat CEO Baby down a peg or two. 106 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,502 Hmm, not a bad trade-off... for me at least. 107 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:39,085 -What's in it for you? -I don't like it when bullies win. 108 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:42,178 Get the transport chupies. 109 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:45,338 -Let's go win a baby walker! -Yes! 110 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:46,888 No volunteers? 111 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:50,141 Nobody? No? You? No? What? 112 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:54,984 Oh, well. I guess that fancy, fancy new walker is going to go to-- 113 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:57,113 -[Boss Baby] I volunteer. -[all gasp] 114 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,650 [worker] I can't believe it. 115 00:05:58,733 --> 00:05:59,823 [voices overlapping] 116 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,570 [stutters] You what? 117 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:05,823 Oh, strictly in the interest of company spirit, sir. 118 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:09,237 Wouldn't be much fun if you played by yourself. 119 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:11,117 [gasping, murmuring] 120 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,214 [baby girl] Right on! 121 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,504 You're right, Boss Baby. 122 00:06:14,665 --> 00:06:17,415 I'd love a little friendly competition. 123 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,632 -Just you and me. -And me. 124 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:22,762 Yeah, here's the problem, man-baby. You don't work here. 125 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,256 But know what? I'm feeling generous. 126 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:28,973 If Boss Baby wants to compete and drag his sidekick the whole way, 127 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:33,515 who am I to stop him? Very well. Mano-a-mano and mano's man-baby. 128 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:34,691 [growls] 129 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:39,319 -Count me in! I got your back, boss. -I wanna play too. 130 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:41,778 -Let's do this! -Potty first. 131 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:46,025 Okay, I'm ready! 132 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,534 [babies cheering] 133 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:52,906 Oh, I have company spirit coursing through my veins, and I love it. 134 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:53,825 [rumbling] 135 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:57,383 -Sorry I'm late, but I'm in! -[cheering] 136 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,092 -Yeah! -[cheering] 137 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:01,048 [worker] I wanna play, I wanna play! 138 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:04,085 [worker] It's gonna be fun! 139 00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:07,223 Okay, hooray! The more the merrier. Whatever. One, two, three, go! 140 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:09,511 Go, go, go! Go! 141 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:11,175 -[Tim] Go, go, go! -I wanna play! 142 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:14,524 Magnus, as our completely unbiased referee, 143 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:18,310 I'm sure you hid the baby walker in a neutral location. 144 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:19,806 I hid it in your office. 145 00:07:19,897 --> 00:07:23,357 I assumed your talk of neutrality was strictly sarcastic. 146 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,453 Magnus, you truly get me. 147 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:26,988 [cooing] 148 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:28,821 -[worker] Where's the walker? -[whines] 149 00:07:28,906 --> 00:07:30,946 [worker] Has anybody seen a walker? 150 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:39,212 Oh, me, oh, my. I had no idea I'd get here fi-- 151 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,382 What the...? What? 152 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,380 This is the what. 153 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:46,382 Oh! Really feeling the Spirit Day spirit in this beauty. 154 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:49,586 [sputters] How did you possibly beat me here? 155 00:07:49,677 --> 00:07:52,177 I only stopped two times for snacks and-- 156 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:56,136 Ah, I'm seeing the problem now. 157 00:07:56,225 --> 00:08:00,265 We've gotta throw a victory party. Cheater bullies not invited. 158 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:03,074 It's a "tasteful" private ceremony. 159 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:05,744 [spits] 160 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,199 [chomps] 161 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,239 [both laughing] 162 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:14,453 Whoo! Easier than I thought, but totally worth it. 163 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:18,325 Did you see the look on his face? He was all, "What?" 164 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:22,294 We won with plenty of time left for block partying and bass guitar. 165 00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:25,416 Win-win-win? Three wins. 166 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:26,955 -[speaker squeals] -[both groan] 167 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:29,838 [CEO Baby over PA] Bravo, brava, bravissimo, Boss Baby. 168 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:34,136 You and your impish sidekick have won Spirit Day... round one. 169 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:36,562 -Round one? -[CEO Baby] Round one. 170 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:40,481 You may have found the prize walker, but now you've got to keep it. 171 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:42,981 -Welcome to surprise round two! -What? 172 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:46,114 He can't do that! That's a whole new round. 173 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:49,362 All you've got to do is get your prize back through Baby Corp 174 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:53,695 to the safe zone on the main floor. The napping cubicle. Neutral territory. 175 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:57,753 Whoever gets it there wins... for permanent realsies this time. 176 00:08:57,828 --> 00:08:59,998 [groans] We can't let this cheater win. 177 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:04,211 So, okay, maybe no Slide-N-Splash or bouncy castle. 178 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:05,593 Pick your battles, Templeton. 179 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:09,800 We still get hot dogs, and we'll be back in plenty of time for Dad's show. 180 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:10,882 Your call. 181 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:12,342 Let's roll. 182 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:15,682 [elevator pings] 183 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:19,848 Hey, looking good, Double B. You were born for a walker like that. 184 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:22,404 Thanks, Hendershot. Come by and give it a spin later. 185 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:24,608 Will do. [laughs] 186 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,899 Can't believe you took on the CEO himself. 187 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,533 -[speaker squeals] -[CEO Baby] Ahem. 188 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:32,699 Just a few more announcements for a few very special employees. 189 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:36,950 Manager Baby Hendershot, just wanted to give you a heads-up 190 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:42,334 that I know about that oh-so-embarrassing science experiment video you made. 191 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:46,745 If you don't want anyone else to see it, I'll need a teensy-weensy favor. 192 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:50,336 Stop Boss Baby from reaching the napping cubicle. 193 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,303 [gasps] 194 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:53,717 [clicking] 195 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:57,050 Hendershot, how long have we known each other? 196 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,348 Sorry, Beebs. 197 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:00,136 Run, Templeton! 198 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:05,519 Hmm. Let's see. [gasps] Wha...? 199 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:10,645 Worker Baby Amal writes love poems about his own diaper? 200 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:13,445 Should I publish them in the company newsletter? 201 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:16,739 Maybe, if he doesn't help get that baby walker back. 202 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:18,744 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry! 203 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,406 Oh, triplets! 204 00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:24,124 One of you called the other two a super-duper bad name. 205 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,456 -[all gasp] -Um... 206 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:29,631 -Let's say the green froggy one. -[both] How dare you! 207 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:30,842 I was framed! 208 00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:34,761 Stop Boss Baby and I'll tell you which naughty word he used. 209 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:40,144 And to all the babies who've been stealing office supplies, 210 00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:46,062 well, let's say you know who you are, and more importantly, so do I. 211 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:50,145 I stealed a whole copy machine! [gasps] Who told? 212 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:53,492 Now, the finer points of your oh-so-dirty laundry 213 00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:55,989 can stay our little secret... 214 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,622 if you stop Boss Baby from reaching the safe zone. 215 00:10:58,699 --> 00:10:59,949 Show no mercy. 216 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,834 -[all growling] -[gasps] 217 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:06,292 [CEO Baby] Happy Spirit Day. Juice and cookies after work! 218 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,004 Hey! Get back here! 219 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,754 [all yelling] 220 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:10,915 Come on! 221 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,218 -[Tim whimpers] -Hold them off, Templeton! 222 00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:16,218 [grunts] 223 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:18,180 I'm not... [grunts] 224 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:21,100 -...comfortable shoving babies! -[babies yelling] 225 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:24,434 This was your idea. Wanna win, you gotta shove-- 226 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,017 -Water balloons! -Huh? [yells] 227 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:31,904 Oh, great. Accounting had a birthday this week. 228 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:34,402 -Don't worry, I've got this! Ugh! -Templeton! 229 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:36,145 Keep going! I'll catch up. 230 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,237 Go! 231 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:40,281 Ah! I can't shove that many babies! Agh! [grunts] 232 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:44,249 The cavalry has arrived! 233 00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:47,044 Hose 'em down. 234 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,167 [yelping] 235 00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:53,671 [chuckles] 236 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,804 Staci, when this is all over, remind me to promote you to something. 237 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:57,932 Yay! 238 00:11:58,008 --> 00:12:01,678 -[gasps] Other triplets! -Oh, soil my diaper. 239 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:03,813 Down with the traitor! 240 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:06,889 And all who ally with his traitorousness! 241 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,476 Brothers, no! 242 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,601 [screaming] 243 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,320 -Minefield! -Hit the brakes! 244 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,149 Brakes! 245 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,694 [Jimbo wincing] Ouch! 246 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,487 -[yelling] -Boss! 247 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,033 -[Boss Baby] Oh! -[both grunt] 248 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:21,985 [groans] 249 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,994 [grunts] You okay? 250 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,866 [groans] My owies have boo-boos. 251 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,251 -Brothers together. -To the death. 252 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,753 Wait. When did that become a possibility? 253 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:34,666 [puffs] 254 00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:36,673 -[both coughing] -[Amal] Baby powder smoke bomb! 255 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:37,835 [metal clanging] 256 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,513 [triplet 2] I'm blind... 257 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,182 But my rash feels great! 258 00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:44,101 Where'd they go? 259 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:48,057 [Tim] What happened? Did we die? Is this baby heaven? 260 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,192 Baby heaven's dark and spooky. 261 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:53,729 -[gasps] Tell me we're not in baby he-- -It's an air vent. 262 00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:55,324 We're very much alive. Relax. 263 00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:56,479 -[both gasp] -Panic! 264 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:59,397 Hi-i-i! 265 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,567 -Frankie? -What are you doing down here? 266 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:04,065 -I gave you a job topside. -Oh, you did. 267 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,988 But when I saw you were being chased by that frightful mob, 268 00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:09,117 I used my old vents to save you. 269 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,325 After all, you saved me from a mob once. 270 00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:13,575 We should hang out sometime without mobs. 271 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:16,337 -What time is it? -Think we're missing hot dogs? 272 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:20,930 -We might even miss Dad's show. -No way. We'll get there. 273 00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:25,008 But if we leave, Mega Fat CEO Baby gets everything he wanted. 274 00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:27,005 All of this would be for nothing. 275 00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:31,227 I told you, you can't fight every battle. Sometimes the cheating bullies win. 276 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:34,480 -You accept it and move on. -I don't accept that. 277 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:37,153 Cheaters and bullies do not win. 278 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:40,113 Remember what Dad said about rock 'n' roll and not giving up? 279 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,494 Technically, the bass guitar instructional video said that. 280 00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:44,621 Did he get blisters? Yes. 281 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:48,368 Are his fingers infected and super gross? They are. 282 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:52,252 But did he give up learning his song? Never! 283 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:55,581 I just wanna say I have no idea what's going on, 284 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,128 but it's been great to be part of this moment. 285 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:02,423 [crowd cheering] Go, Ted! Go, Ted! Go, Ted! 286 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,508 Go, Ted! Go, Ted! Go, Ted! 287 00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:06,433 Whoo! That's my man! 288 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,222 -[man 1] Way to go, Ted! -[man 2] Yeah! 289 00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:10,425 -Yeah! -We love you, man! 290 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,556 Uh, I'm gonna need five more minutes. 291 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,605 -[man 3] Oh, man! -[crowd groans] 292 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:22,491 What do you mean, disappeared? Whose fault is this? 293 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:26,200 Come, come. Show of hands so I can smack them, you naughty babies. 294 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,699 Where is my fancy prize walker?! 295 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:32,405 Guys, I need it for winning! 296 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,036 -[beeping] -Wha...? 297 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:39,131 Vroom-vroom, Mega Fat CEO Baby. 298 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:43,421 Block the napping cubicle finish line! If Boss Baby tries to cross it... 299 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:48,141 you make him pay with ouchies. 300 00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:53,314 No! I can't do it. Boss Baby's my friend. 301 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:57,062 How touching. And now, I'm touching this button 302 00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,896 that spills your darkest secrets. Shabowza! 303 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:05,781 This will be my seventh attempt. The world must know what it's like. 304 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:06,953 Oh, no! 305 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,452 -[crowd gasping] -[gasps] 306 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,199 -[worker] Ew! -[crowd gasping] 307 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,038 He's gonna eat it. 308 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,583 [workers gasping, shouting] 309 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:19,706 -[worker baby] Ew! -Oh! There it goes. 310 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,746 It was delicious! 311 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,134 [groans] 312 00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:27,803 Anyone else want their secrets spilled? Amal's diaper love poems, perhaps? 313 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:34,184 Ahem. "You wrap me up like a blanket. But, like, with more stank-et." 314 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,596 Stop! I'll do anything! 315 00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,475 -Yeah, me too! -Me too. 316 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:39,402 Me too. 317 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,980 And I'll take back that prize walker myself. 318 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:46,781 [man 1] Ted, you're my idol! 319 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,112 -[man 2] Go, Ted! -[man 3] Ted rules! 320 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:52,028 This is for my boys... wherever they are. 321 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,871 [thumps] 322 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,365 [bass music continues] 323 00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,172 [spits] 324 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:14,805 Why are we all standing dramatically? Somebody give me pushes! 325 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,730 -All aboard! -Let's ride. 326 00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,526 Almost got him. Faster! 327 00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:31,321 Sir, we'd go faster if you'd use your feet. 328 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,197 You're doing fine. Now board them! 329 00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:37,043 [grunts] 330 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,670 [groaning] 331 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,086 [CEO Baby] Cut them off! 332 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,630 -Get the walker! -They're pulling ahead! 333 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:53,296 Steer for me. This machine needs $700 Italian loafer power. 334 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,887 [Boss Baby panting] 335 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,432 Jimbo, help him! 336 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,929 Activate turbo feet! 337 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,058 Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run! 338 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:05,725 [wheels screeching] 339 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,784 Triplets, stop your disloyal brother! 340 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:14,032 I'll handle them. 341 00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:17,868 -Wait. No! -Let him go. It's a family matter. 342 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,538 -We don't have to fight. -You called us a bad name! 343 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:25,093 -Yeah, you ding-dong! -Now you called me a bad name! 344 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,339 What a chowderhead. 345 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,880 -Hey! -Oh, great. Now we're all angry! 346 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,715 -We should wrestle! -Yeah! 347 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,681 [Triplet 1] I love you guys. 348 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:34,931 [all giggling] 349 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,392 [groaning] 350 00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,678 [CEO Baby] Brotherly love disgusts me. Bye! 351 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,441 [grunting] 352 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,316 [CEO Baby yelps] 353 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,567 [grunts] 354 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,372 Ah, simple little man-baby. 355 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:58,039 How does it feel knowing you're slowing Boss Baby down? 356 00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:02,118 You'll never fit in. Your shirt's boring. I don't like your laugh. 357 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:06,876 -Is this making you want to quit? -No, because cheating bullies never win. 358 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,420 -[grunts] -[shouts] 359 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:12,134 Jimbo, don't you want more than a job pushing some baby walker? 360 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,966 -No. -Join me, Jimbo. 361 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,301 -I don't wanna! -[doll squeaks] 362 00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:21,226 -Can I tempt you with a soft bear toy? -A little, but not enough! 363 00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,728 Give it up, Mega Fat. Jimbo's loyal. 364 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:27,861 Ah, but are you loyal? I know how ambitious you are. 365 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,650 You could be more than field team scary tough girl. 366 00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:35,315 Boss Baby isn't your superior. He's just another obstacle. 367 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:39,235 Join me, Staci. The apprentice always overthrows the boss. 368 00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:41,616 -It's your corporate destiny. -[gasps] 369 00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,333 Staci...? 370 00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:47,329 [Boss Baby] Hang on! 371 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:48,537 [CEO Baby shouting] 372 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,207 [screaming] 373 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,089 [howling] 374 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:53,840 [CEO Baby] Ugh! 375 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,384 [all groaning] 376 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:58,717 -I am not betraying my team! -Glad to hear it. 377 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,974 Not until I'm good and ready. [giggles] 378 00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:05,517 Uh, maybe I should drive now. Napping cubicle. 379 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:06,772 [workers growl] 380 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,734 Let's put this game to bed. 381 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,647 End of the road, Boss Baby! 382 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:16,534 Ha-ha. Care to surrender now and save yourself a lot of pain? 383 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:20,243 -Please say no. -We're never gonna get through them. 384 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,075 Stay here. Tim and I have to finish this. 385 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,912 Nothing personal. Mostly a weight thing. You'll see. 386 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,208 -Ready, Templeton? -Let's ride. 387 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,752 -Go, boys! -I believe! 388 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,552 [worker] You can do it, Boss Baby! 389 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,550 I believe in you! 390 00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:36,632 [worker 2] Go! 391 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,969 [strumming] 392 00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,722 [worker] Do it for all of us! 393 00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:41,724 [strumming] 394 00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:43,425 [cheering] 395 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,805 -Take aim! -[all snarling] Yeah! 396 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,816 Happy Spirit Day, Boss Baby. 397 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:53,689 Fire! 398 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:54,685 Now, Frankie! 399 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,777 -Hang on! -[Tim] Whoa! 400 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,703 We did it. We're flying! 401 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:03,791 [Baby Boss] Napping cubicle, here we come! 402 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,079 -Oh, right. Gravity. -[both screaming] 403 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:08,213 [all gasping] 404 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,540 Hah! 405 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,835 Winner! 406 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,920 [cheering] 407 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,925 [man 1] Yeah! 408 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,524 [crowd cheering] 409 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,483 Yah-hoo-hoo! 410 00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:32,982 [workers cheering] Yeah! Yeah! 411 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:34,565 The... 412 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,648 [groaning] 413 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:40,025 ...prized baby walker is yours. [groans] 414 00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,623 [workers cheering, shouting] 415 00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,872 Thank you, sir. You played a good game yourself. 416 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:45,952 But cheated. 417 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,286 [Jimbo beatboxing] 418 00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,583 [laughing] Yeah! 419 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,997 Way to go, boss! 420 00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:56,259 Yeah! 421 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,588 Wow, I, um... 422 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,264 Oh, I don't know what to, uh... 423 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:07,522 [faint crash] 424 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,179 [stammers] 425 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,268 No! 426 00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:15,107 You're the only one who wanted the walker. That's my prize. 427 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,110 [cheering] 428 00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,572 And the look on your face? His prize. 429 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,792 Timothy Templeton. 430 00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:34,381 -Oh, my gosh, Dad. We missed it? -Your father was counting on you. 431 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:37,459 For the record, it was a heck of a show. 432 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:40,836 But there was a thing and-- oh, I should've picked my battles. 433 00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:43,344 -But I thought I could-- -No excuses, young man. 434 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:46,347 You're grounded all week. 435 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,810 Hope whatever fun you were having was worth it. 436 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:52,598 Upstairs, and give me the baby. 437 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,186 You must be exhausted. 438 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,360 Come on, march. 439 00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:01,529 Hey, uh, Dad. 440 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,741 I'm really sorry the baby and I missed your show. 441 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,202 I know I'm grounded, but I was thinking, 442 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:10,453 if you played really loud, the baby and I could hear it from our rooms. 443 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,576 You know, if you felt like putting on another show. 444 00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:23,335 [brief buzz] 445 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,925 -[bass note plays] -[Tim gasps] 446 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,181 [strumming] 447 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,600 [Boss Baby giggling] 448 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:36,977 -[music continues] -[Tim] Whoo-hoo! Yeah, Dad! 449 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:40,284 -[Boss Baby squeals] -[Tim] Rock and roll! [chuckling] 450 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,570 [theme song playing] 451 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,180 ♪ Boss Baby ♪