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[grunts]

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Hold all my calls.

3
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[giggling]

4
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♪ Boss Baby ♪

5
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♪ I'm the boss, Boss Baby
Boss boss, Boss Baby, boss boss ♪

6
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♪ Watch a itty bitty kid get large
I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

8
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib
Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪

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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪

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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

12
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[doorbell rings]

13
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"Good morning, sir or ma'am.
I am a Lowly Apprentice Do-Good Trooper,

14
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looking to advance
to Lofty Squire Do-Good Trooper.

15
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To accomplish this dream,
I need just one more sticker

16
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for my achievement helmet,
the Neighborhood Service sticker.

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It requires me to help out
every single neighbor on my block.

18
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The question is,
how can I do good for you today?"

19
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Uh, you wanna sweep my porch?

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Ooh!

21
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[Tim whistling]

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[continues whistling]

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[doorbell rings]

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"Good morning, sir or ma'am."

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Clearly, "ma'am."

26
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Do-Good Troopers never pre-judge.

27
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Yes! One last neighbor to...

28
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Well, I am out of the Do-Good Troopers!

29
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-Whoa, buddy. Everything okay?
-What happened?

30
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Nothing. I'm just never gonna be
a Lofty Squire Do-Good Trooper ever!

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-So, what's the point?
-[Dad] Timbo, want to talk about it?

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[tapping on glass]

33
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Guys, I'm in the middle of breakfast here.

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[cat shrieking]

35
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Is that a box of cat?

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Oh, yes, it is, sir.

37
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Jimbo and I were doing our morning patrol
of the neighborhood when...

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-I saw a fire truck!
-[cat growling]

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And also, we got jumped
by one of Bootsy's kittens. Oh!

40
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They're getting bolder.

41
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-They're getting vicious!
-[screams] Not the face! Not the face!

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-[cat shrieking]
-[Staci grunting]

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-[punches landing]
-[Jimbo yells]

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Miss McCrackin's house? Tim, honey,
there's nothing there to be afraid of.

45
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But it's old and dark
and creepy and gross.

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I can feel my breakfast coming up
just thinking about--

47
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-[Mom] Bucket.
-[Dad] Clear!

48
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-I'm not actually throwing up.
-Oh, good.

49
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Honey, Wendi's a nice lady.

50
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She goes to Book Club,
she knits me a sweater every Christmas.

51
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She-- I don't know.
She probably pays her taxes.

52
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-Danny Petrosky told me--
-Ugh, that kid.

53
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Danny said Miss McCrackin
turns kids into robots.

54
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[snorts, laughs]

55
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Robots? Oh, man,
that Danny sure cracks me up.

56
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Tim, no one is able to turn a kid
into a robot. I know you know that.

57
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Do you really want me to take that chance?

58
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No chance, sport. We promise.

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-[Tim] Um...
-[cat yowls]

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Did I ever tell you that when I was
your age, I wasn't even allowed

61
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-to be a Do-Good Trooper?
-Because you were a girl?

62
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No. It was because
they thought I had a big head,

63
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and it wouldn't fit into the helmet,
which is obviously not the case.

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Girls' heads just grow faster than boys'.

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-That's science.
-That's not science.

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-Uh, agree to disagree.
-I don't agree to that.

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The point is,
your mother's head is lovely.

68
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Thank you, Ted. But the other point is,
you can't judge a book by its cover.

69
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The Troopers judged me, and now
that's what you're doing with Wendi,

70
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and it's wrong.

71
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Timothy Leslie Templeton.

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Are you listening to me?
What are you even looking at out--?

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-I have problems! Focus on me!
-[cat meowing]

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-[cat hisses, growling]
-[Staci chuckling]

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[shrieking]

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-Got it! Again!
-[snarling]

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-Okay, now, what do we do with the kitty?
-Let's mail it to the ocean.

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Not how the postal system works. Staci.

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We could take it to the junkyard
and see if they'll strip it for parts.

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-Tempting, but no.
-[Tim] I don't wanna be a robot!

81
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Timothy Templeton,
we are going to help Wendi.

82
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You can't bail on neighborhood service
just because a nice lady chooses to live

83
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in a weird old house
with a bunch of cats.

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[gasps] House full of cats?

85
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We are going to march over there
and do our Do-Good duty!

86
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"Our"? Sounds like you're really
holding onto something, Janice.

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[slurps]

88
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Listen to your mother, Tim!

89
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I have an outside-the-box idea.
Let's roll.

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-Yeah!
-[Jimbo chuckles]

91
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Suit up, Trooper.
Let me put the baby down,

92
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and then we are going earn you
that helmet sticker.

93
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Oh, I guess your dad got him.

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[cats yowling]

95
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Why so many cats?

96
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Who cares? It's the perfect cat prison.

97
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Shove this killer kitty in there,
and Wendi, as unhinged as she is,

98
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will be thrilled to gain another fleabag.

99
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You know, because she's... [meows]
Now, hit it, Big J!

100
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[screaming]

101
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[cats yowling, echoing]

102
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[meowing continues]

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[cat meowing]

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-I wish you nothing but the best.
-[shrieking]

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[screams, pants]

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That was surprisingly easy.

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[grunts, screams]

108
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[both gasp]

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-[Mom] Come on, Tim.
-[gasps]

110
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-What do we do, sir? What do we do?
-Mom and Tim. Cats.

111
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But Mom and Tim! But cats.

112
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Come on, what's it gonna be, Boss?

113
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Staci, I guess we've got to go...

114
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into the belly of the den
of the house of the nest of cats!

115
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Huh?

116
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Don't hate me for being prepared.

117
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Cats are evil but dumb.
If we act just like them,

118
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we can go in there,
stay off their radar, and save Jimbo!

119
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[sighs] My shame is complete.

120
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[Boss] It's pitch black in here.
Can cats see in the dark?

121
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[Staci] Uh, I think that's dogs. Cats are
the ones that can smell your fear.

122
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[Boss] No, that's dogs.

123
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[Staci] Um, sir, I'm happy
to sit here in the dark,

124
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arguing about which animals
have which lame superpower,

125
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but if we're gonna find Jimbo...

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[cats meowing]

127
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[hissing]

128
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Oh, aren't you little fur babies
the cutest?

129
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I bet you two strays are dying
for a dish of milk.

130
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[cats yowling, hissing]

131
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-[whispers] Where's Jimbo?
-Back there?

132
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[doorbell rings]

133
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Ugh! It's probably people.

134
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Now's our chance.
Let's go check that back room for Jim--

135
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I don't know if I can do this. Ahh!
Scratch that. I can, but I don't want to.

136
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Just pull yourself together
and don't make any sudden movements.

137
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Sudden movements?
But you just slapped me--

138
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Forget about it. Just blend in.

139
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Meow?

140
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Good morning, sir or... ma'am.
Ma'am. So, um, never mind. Bye!

141
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Wendi, always a pleasure.
Here's the lowdown.

142
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My son needs to help you
with something around the house

143
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to earn his last
Do-Good Trooper helmet sticker.

144
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It's very important to me.
But to him as well.

145
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I'm busy, Janice. I've got cats.

146
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And I respect that, but you know kids,
how they just won't let go of that thing

147
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they want more than anything,
which is my Timmy here.

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Ugh!

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The sooner we start, the sooner we leave.

150
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Fine. Got a lot of stuff in the backyard
I've been meaning to haul away.

151
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Would that be good enough for you?
I mean, for your son Tim?

152
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Uh, the "outside-ier," the better.

153
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Have at it.

154
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[robot beeping, whirring]

155
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I used to be a little boy like you.

156
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[screams]

157
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-[screams]
-Well, this was unexpected,

158
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but can't wait
to get "McCrackin" on this, Wendi!

159
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House is off-limits.
That's non-negotiable.

160
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Ring the bell when you're done.
Or you could just leave. [chuckles]

161
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-Do that one.
-You've got yourself a deal!

162
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Ugh! My fur babies don't like
smelling other people.

163
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This'll be fun! Just think of it as one
of your Dekker Moonboots adventures.

164
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Don't you get it, Mom? This is the metal
she uses to turn kids into robots!

165
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This evil is everything
Dekker Moonboots stands against!

166
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,730
Tim, if you're trying
to get out of doing some work,

167
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the scope of which I did not anticipate--

168
00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:09,113
I'm not, I swear!
I just love my body the way it is.

169
00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:13,241
And that's a beautiful thing, Tim,
but it's not an excuse.

170
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Grab some metal.
You're building character.

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[sighs]

172
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[cats meowing]

173
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I'm getting the sense
they don't believe we're cats.

174
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:26,746
This is the only way
we're gonna find and rescue Jimbo.

175
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:30,554
We gotta make them believe. [grunting]

176
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[shrieking]

177
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,973
Somebody has
a lot of repressed hostility. Fine!

178
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[meowing]

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[chuckles]

180
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[groans]

181
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-[meowing]
-[heaves, coughs]

182
00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:55,203
[continues coughing]

183
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,743
Oh! Oh, that came out.

184
00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,576
Mondays. Am I right?

185
00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:05,672
It's all for Jimbo. It's all for Jimbo!

186
00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:09,917
[giggling]

187
00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:13,262
-Think they bought it?
-After what you did to that litter box?

188
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:16,429
-[mimics explosion]
-I don't know what you think you saw,

189
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:20,179
but I went in there strictly for show.
[chuckles] Nothing happened.

190
00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:21,762
-[growling]
-[Boss] We've been made!

191
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:26,807
-I pooped in a box for nothing.
-[cat growling]

192
00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:29,024
[sniffing]

193
00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:31,113
[snarling]

194
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,614
We did it! We're in!

195
00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:38,573
Let's go get Jimbo! And never speak
of that litter incident again.

196
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:45,036
Too big. Safe from being robotomized.

197
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:48,211
[grunts] Tim, that doesn't go on your arm.

198
00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:49,919
And it never will!

199
00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:52,342
Come on, back to work.

200
00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:58,340
[gasps, whimpers]

201
00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:00,677
[metal clinking]

202
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:10,518
[cats meowing, hissing]

203
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:16,027
[metal clinking]

204
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:19,494
-Um...
-[metal clinking]

205
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,912
Some sort of musical performance?

206
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:27,246
[gasps] Wait, look!

207
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,501
-Jimbo!
-Sorry, we have to cat fight now.

208
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,169
-Did he say "cat fight"? [grunts]
-[Jimbo yells]

209
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:39,005
[grunts]

210
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:46,678
[grunting] Tim, I'm going to give myself
a hernia working for this sticker.

211
00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,925
Help me move... whatever this is.

212
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,018
I think you mean "whoever."

213
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:55,775
I think you mean "whomever," and I think
you're not learning your lesson.

214
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:01,032
Timmy, I know you have
a powerful imagination,

215
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,533
but I need you to remember
why we're doing this.

216
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,826
Because judging a book
by its cover is wrong,

217
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:09,080
because Mommy's head
was and is of regulation size,

218
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:12,003
and because you're the best, sweetest,
most helpful little boy,

219
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:13,632
and you deserve that sticker!

220
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:16,129
So, what do you say? Should we go earn it?

221
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,973
Hey, Timmy! Miss McCrackin is a nice...

222
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,890
-[metal slicing]
-[Timmy grunting]

223
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,848
-[grunts]
-[both gasp]

224
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,059
[metal slicing]

225
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:33,309
[whispers] I bet she's always wanted
a grown-up robot.

226
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:37,265
[whimpers] Everything's normal,
normal, normal, normal.

227
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:40,238
-[snarls]
-[grunts]

228
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:44,109
-Jimbo, why are you doing this?
-It's the only way to stay alive in here.

229
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:45,738
Kitties love violence.

230
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,661
[Jimbo meowing]

231
00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:51,794
-[grunts]
-If we stop fighting, they'll kill us!

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Barely logical and incredibly asinine.
[grunts]

233
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Sure sounds like cat to me.

234
00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:01,255
Who cares what they want?
We found you. Let's just escape!

235
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,970
I can't go, not without Gwendolyn!

236
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,795
Dare I inquire who Gwendolyn is?

237
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:12,270
-[meows]
-No. No! You did not get a prison pet!

238
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,771
Jimbo, of all the mistakes!

239
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:18,232
She's not a mistake! She's the one
who saved me when I first got here.

240
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:19,685
She showed me their ways,

241
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:23,065
got me into the cat-fighting circuit,
made them respect me.

242
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,493
-[meowing]
-[grunting]

243
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:29,576
We formed the everlasting
and unbreakable bond of baby and pet.

244
00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:34,919
-You've been in here, like, ten minutes!
-And they were magical!

245
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:38,044
-[meows]
-[coughing]

246
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,127
-Hairball or the prison pet thing?
-I don't know. Both?

247
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:44,433
-Carry on.
-[coughing]

248
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:46,588
[gasps]

249
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,969
Kelly, is that you? It's Tim.

250
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:54,806
I sat next to you in art.
We shared watercolors. Are you alive?

251
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,234
Oh, Tim, you haven't cleaned up
any of this.

252
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:02,324
We really need to get rid of this stuff
if you want that last sticker.

253
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,701
This is bigger than stickers, Mom!

254
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:08,778
It looks like Kelly, right?
She's been missing all summer.

255
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:13,446
She went to camp. Can we please
just finish cleaning this dump?

256
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:17,417
Well, maybe if you worked a little harder,
it wouldn't be such a dump.

257
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:20,379
I-I didn't mean "dump" dump. [chuckles]

258
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:25,471
Just a friendly reminder.
Keep your eyes on your own work, or else.

259
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:28,179
Or else no sticker for Tim?

260
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,971
Sure.

261
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:37,685
Threatening another adult isn't a crime,
Janice. Except it is sort of, Janice.

262
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,855
So, let's please stop talking
to Mommy about robots

263
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,070
and really hustle, baby, okay?

264
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,859
Are you really gonna choose
some kitten over us?

265
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:49,704
Uh...

266
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:58,212
I can't choose! I wanna save everybody!
I'm the nice one!

267
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,330
[cats hissing]

268
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:01,746
[Boss] They're getting restless.
We have to go, Jimbo.

269
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:02,705
[Gwendolyn meows]

270
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,375
[growling]

271
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,554
[both gasp]

272
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:11,472
[hissing, meowing]

273
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,223
[meowing]

274
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:18,135
-She wants us to follow her. Let's go.
-I don't take orders from a cat.

275
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,097
-Whoa!
-Whoa!

276
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:20,396
[yowling]

277
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,859
[snarling]

278
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:26,401
[grunts]

279
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:32,065
-[meows]
-Ahh! This beast is trying to kill me!

280
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:35,907
I don't know what's happening,
but I feel so alive!

281
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:40,997
[sighs] We'll be back home for Dad's
famous pork and beans in no time.

282
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,713
-Beans on everything. Yeah!
-[objects clattering]

283
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:46,844
[Jimbo and Staci whimpering]

284
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,128
[Boss screams]

285
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,967
Danny Petrosky was right. She does
steal kids and turn them into robots!

286
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:57,063
Honey, Danny Petrosky is a liar
and a moron. I'm sorry, but it's true.

287
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,641
And now, she's got the baby!

288
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,936
What? Tim, what--?
The baby's napping. You're acting crazy.

289
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,612
I've got to stop that evil robot lady.
It's what Dekker Moonboots would do.

290
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,942
Dekker Moonboots would listen
to his mother!

291
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,198
-Don't you dare go in that house!
-Sorry, Mom.

292
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,870
Also, if you wanna follow and make sure
everyone's okay and alive, that'd be nice.

293
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,870
[gasps] Timothy Leslie!

294
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:20,413
-[Gwendolyn meows]
-[Boss grunting]

295
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,539
-[Gwendolyn meows]
-[grunts]

296
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:26,205
That's Italian silk, you savage!

297
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,125
Blech!

298
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,511
[meows]

299
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:37,097
You made an exit tunnel?
Gwendolyn, you saved everybody!

300
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:42,349
[McCrackin in slow-motion]
Here, kitty, kitty.

301
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:43,766
-[Gwendolyn meows]
-[Boss grunts]

302
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:47,654
There's a big, fluffy kitty for Mama.

303
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:52,450
Time for you to come upstairs with me now.
Won't that be fun?

304
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,491
Oh, that's a shame.

305
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,076
Okay, exit tunnel time!

306
00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,408
-Um...
-We can't leave without her!

307
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:04,206
Jimbo, these crazy killer kitties
are gonna find us any second.

308
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,421
We have to get outta here... now!

309
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:10,762
But she just saved our lives.
She saved yours two times.

310
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:15,470
With all due respect, embarrassing,
but he does have a point.

311
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:19,601
Ugh! Sort of. I could've gotten away
on my own. Probably.

312
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:23,021
-So, it's only right that we...
-Send her a proper thank you card?

313
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:26,309
Ugh! Fine. Yes, we'll go save her.

314
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:30,225
-The same way she saved you.
-[chuckles]

315
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:34,737
Saved by a cat. Comedy and danger.
Today's been a real roller coaster.

316
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,584
How are we gonna get past all those cats?

317
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:43,409
I have an inside-the-box idea.

318
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,627
-[cat meows]
-[cat shrieks]

319
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,168
[cats snarling, yowling]

320
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:11,815
[Tim] No. Too late.

321
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:16,569
-Baby... robotomized!
-[Boss] Templeton!

322
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:18,990
You're not a robot!

323
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:21,244
-What?
-We're looking for Gwendolyn.

324
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,036
-Who?
-[Gwendolyn meows]

325
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,210
[licking, coughing]

326
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,830
What?

327
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,220
Do not judge me.

328
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,552
-Mom!
-[Gwendolyn meows]

329
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,429
Tim, what--? [gasps]

330
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,595
-[cat meowing]
-[device whirring]

331
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,308
[cash register dinging]

332
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:50,444
-[Mom] Wendi?
-Janice! Uh, I can explain this.

333
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:52,731
[retching]

334
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:58,276
Those sweaters you gave me...
they're cat hair?

335
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:03,954
I wore them to Thanksgiving, around food!
You said they were cashmere!

336
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:08,326
I clearly said "cat schmear."
You heard what you wanted.

337
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:12,125
-[police siren wailing]
-Admit it, your wife loved my sweaters!

338
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,091
Loved the--

339
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,919
Turns out Miss McCrackin's
been selling cat hair sweaters

340
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,217
at cashmere prices for years.

341
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,681
Wow! And we were the ones who busted her?

342
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,472
-It was all you, sweetie.
-It's just too bad

343
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:28,096
that I couldn't actually help her and get
that final Neighborhood Service sticker.

344
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:31,355
You're a Lowly Apprentice Do-Good Trooper?

345
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:36,034
On your way to Lofty Squire
Do-Good Trooper? [chuckles]

346
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:39,199
Well, son, you've done more good
for the neighborhood

347
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:42,239
than any police officer that I ever knew.

348
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,664
That's troubling.

349
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,370
This is awesome! We did it, Mom!

350
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:51,124
So, lesson learned.
Never judge a book by its cover,

351
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:55,588
even if it turns out the book is even
creepier and weirder on the inside.

352
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,341
Just read a few pages anyway to be sure.

353
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,883
Is any of this helping?
I'm a good mom, right?

354
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,102
-I like your head.
-Thanks, kiddo.

355
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:08,142
[police siren wailing]

356
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:11,685
Oh, Gwendolyn, you're the best pet
a baby could have.

357
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:16,980
And we'll be together forever
and ever and ever and ever and ever...

358
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:22,157
-Do you wanna tell him or should I?
-[sighs] Part of being the boss. Jimbo.

359
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:23,569
-...and ev--
-[meows]

360
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:28,788
-[blabbering incoherently]
-You can't have a pet, Jimbo.

361
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:31,540
While this little fur ball
has certainly proven her worth,

362
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,043
she's from the other side.

363
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,125
You understand? I'm sorry.
It's just the way it is right now.

364
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:37,801
The stakes are too high.

365
00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:42,759
That was a very polite way of telling him
that this is gross and unacceptable.

366
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:47,635
[meowing]

367
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:54,402
Gwendolyn!

368
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:03,199
-[snarling]
-Darn this mangy kitten! Darn it to heck!

369
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,070
Why is it always the last one
that puts up the biggest fight?

370
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:11,328
-There, there, now.
-Wow! You must have the magic touch.

371
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:14,923
I have always had a special fondness
for kitty cats.

372
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:20,010
You know, looks like you have your van
and your hands mighty full.

373
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:24,048
Would you mind if I took this one?
Seems to have taken a real shine to me.

374
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:29,144
-Uh, strange lanky man, he's all yours.
-[vehicle door closes]

375
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:37,145
Yes, he is. Yes, yes, you are.

376
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:40,280
[cackles]

377
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:42,489
[theme song playing]

378
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,545
♪ Boss Baby ♪