1 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:10,934 ‎NETFLIX 原创剧集 2 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:16,928 ‎老板正在忙 3 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:21,484 ‎宝贝老板 4 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:25,443 ‎我是老板 宝贝老板 ‎霸气霸气 宝贝老板 霸气霸气 5 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:28,065 ‎-宝贝老板 ‎-看小不点儿干大事 6 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:30,703 ‎我是当家的宝贝大老板 7 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:33,160 ‎-宝贝老板 ‎-婴儿车大摇大摆穿街走巷 8 00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:35,741 ‎我是宝贝大老板当家 9 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:39,082 ‎-宝贝老板 ‎-在家我是老大 婴儿床是我的地盘 10 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,624 ‎帮我换尿布 我的围嘴呢? 11 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,418 ‎别给我奶嘴 付钱就好 12 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,962 ‎-谁当家? ‎-我 宝贝老板 13 00:00:48,339 --> 00:00:52,679 ‎好 接下来 感谢阿磨简化批准流程 14 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:55,141 ‎减少15%的文书工作? 15 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:58,731 ‎有人火力全开 16 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:03,226 ‎-又来了? ‎-散会 17 00:01:05,522 --> 00:01:07,362 ‎我去开 亲爱的 18 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:11,112 ‎-邓普顿?有十箱… ‎-婴儿食品? 19 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:13,660 ‎很抱歉 我知道不是你的错 20 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,740 ‎我不知道 ‎我们最终收到的大宗订单是什么 21 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:21,576 ‎但我保证 这屋子里没有人会订 ‎十箱婴儿食品 22 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:23,754 ‎一天送四次 23 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:26,539 ‎我更不会 24 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:29,335 ‎天啊 泰德 25 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:31,592 ‎-希望你的宝宝好一点了 ‎-什么? 26 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:41,984 ‎生命之罐 身体的养分 27 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:44,480 ‎这些宝宝不可能永远不被爸妈发现 28 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:47,772 ‎-我们需要夺回宝贝公司的计划 ‎-我有计划 29 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:49,857 ‎我缺的是进入宝贝公司的方法 30 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,033 ‎传输奶嘴替代方案进行到哪了? 31 00:01:52,111 --> 00:01:55,201 ‎这回答了你的问题吗? 32 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:04,165 ‎还差很远 33 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:09,039 ‎各位 人力资源部快速更新 ‎尿布车又满了 34 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:12,505 ‎我正在学怎么吃西兰花 35 00:02:13,716 --> 00:02:16,256 ‎-我去倒 ‎-等一下 我跟你一起 36 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:20,061 ‎希望希梦思不计后果的实验会有成果 37 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,850 ‎但我们得修复整个奶嘴传输系统 38 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:25,104 ‎那只有在办公室才能办到 39 00:02:25,436 --> 00:02:29,566 ‎所以我们没办法回到宝贝公司 ‎就回不到宝贝公司 40 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:31,819 ‎一定有别的方法赶走你的敌人 41 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,360 ‎你只有这想法? 42 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:36,454 ‎也许是这种情况下很难思考 ‎全办公室的宝宝 43 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:39,581 ‎把我们地下室的每一个空间 ‎弄得脏兮兮的 44 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,620 ‎我的脑袋连两分钟停机时间都没有 45 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:46,084 ‎不知哪来的学前怪发出喧哗声 ‎就好像吹叶机工厂在举办 46 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,536 ‎“带鬣狗上班日” 47 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:49,785 ‎等一下 那不是不知哪来的学前怪 48 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:52,166 ‎他们是跟你租办公室的学前怪 49 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:53,125 ‎不可能 50 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:57,339 ‎-生意 ‎-宝贝老板 51 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,019 ‎谢谢你的大惊喜 52 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:10,109 ‎-但那边还有动物 ‎-都是你的了 谈判结束 53 00:03:10,189 --> 00:03:14,069 ‎只要告诉我 你们是如何自由穿梭于 54 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,072 ‎你们的“游戏办公室”的? 55 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:23,121 ‎我开生日派对时 我们拿剑玩 56 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:29,291 ‎好 你可以示范怎么去到那里吗? 57 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:31,960 ‎可以 58 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,629 ‎宝贝公司有一个后门? 59 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:39,724 ‎有一个被遗忘的旧紧急出入口 ‎开口一端在公园的假树 60 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:43,852 ‎另一端…宝贝公司的地下室第二层 61 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,892 ‎我们有办法进去了 62 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,484 ‎好了 任务还没完 63 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:52,272 ‎我们还得把三组死对头撵出去 64 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:55,073 ‎我会亲自挑选一个小组跟我进去 65 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:58,735 ‎我们从地下室第二层的入口进入 ‎再想办法到屋顶的 66 00:03:58,821 --> 00:04:00,531 ‎摇摇欲坠控制塔 67 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:03,195 ‎不论我们的敌人 ‎用什么干扰我们的系统 68 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:05,124 ‎希梦思认为那一定在上面 69 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:07,253 ‎寻找不像那里该有的东西… 70 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:11,170 ‎一个装置、一个什么东西 ‎也可能是什么碗糕 71 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:14,091 ‎好消息是 我们排除什么东西了 72 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:16,300 ‎不管是什么 我们都要弄走 73 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:20,720 ‎等我们搞定传输奶嘴 ‎全体宝宝就回去 74 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:28,811 ‎赶走坏蛋 拥抱美丽的黄色百分百 75 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:32,363 ‎然后我在宝宝的爱之中光荣退休 76 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:34,148 ‎先生?很棒的计划 77 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:36,942 ‎很喜欢让其他宝宝去冒险的部分 78 00:04:37,026 --> 00:04:41,656 ‎但是我们一起从秘密入口进去 ‎不是更省事? 79 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:45,159 ‎只要奶嘴传输技术 ‎握在我们的敌人手里 80 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:48,123 ‎他们就能在任何地方出击 ‎然后迅速消失 81 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:51,464 ‎不 我们必须仰赖能隐密行动的小组 82 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:56,418 ‎金宝、卡佳、菲尔、法兰奇 ‎韩德夏、唐德雷、三胞胎 83 00:04:56,504 --> 00:05:00,764 ‎当然还有蒂姆 ‎负责大孩子战术支援和零食供应 84 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:04,682 ‎其余的人负责在这里转移注意力 ‎所以准备好 85 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:08,102 ‎今天我们就要夺回宝贝公司 86 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:15,475 ‎嗨 老板 我听到隐密行动小组 ‎有好多名字 87 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,065 ‎怎么没有你的外勤业务副总裁? 88 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,491 ‎当然没有 你要领导声东击西小组 89 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:23,990 ‎你还在怪我的尿布营销灾难? 90 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:26,493 ‎还是我又做错了什么? 91 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:28,703 ‎什么?不 都不是 92 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:30,496 ‎我需要你在这里 93 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,670 ‎我们的监视器也被坏人干扰 94 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:34,749 ‎等奶嘴之战开打 95 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:37,754 ‎你的小组会没办法知道 ‎我那边是否完成任务 96 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,757 ‎你是否不会被传到西伯利亚 97 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,969 ‎或某个用松果当吉祥物的文理学院 98 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:46,641 ‎这个计划要成功 ‎必须两个领导互相信任 99 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,431 ‎才能圆满完成任务 100 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:52,805 ‎在我的心中 只有你能担此重任 101 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:55,024 ‎要我做什么尽管吩咐 102 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,605 ‎一小时 准时 103 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:00,817 ‎我一定会摧毁那个干扰装置 104 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:02,202 ‎我们会到的 105 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:05,278 ‎-黄色百分百 ‎-黄色百分百 106 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:10,912 ‎他们说密道入口就在这棵树上 107 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:19,166 ‎-唾液启动? ‎-确实很像我们的技术 108 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:26,137 ‎可以进去了 109 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:37,313 ‎我的天 看他们穿小小上班族套装 110 00:06:37,396 --> 00:06:40,356 ‎好像生意宝宝 111 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:43,741 ‎他们还打小领带 112 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:49,281 ‎看看那个 赶快拿相机 113 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:56,169 ‎职场宝贝 这是营销噱头吗? 114 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:59,539 ‎还是超有幽默感和安全感的 ‎产科病房? 115 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:04,760 ‎根据本记者的判断 管他的 ‎就接受他们的可爱吧 116 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:09,394 ‎当然是宝贝老板 你这笨蛋 117 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:11,350 ‎-收拾他 ‎-我赞成那只羊 118 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:15,940 ‎分头去找 谁先找到宝贝老板 ‎就通知其他人 砰 119 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:18,898 ‎吃掉国王 拿下整盘棋 120 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,937 ‎要我说 西洋棋是呆子玩的 121 00:07:21,023 --> 00:07:25,493 ‎-好棒的计划 ‎-等一下 皮皮先生、田田先生 122 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:28,110 ‎我嗅到媒体操作的味道 123 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:32,617 ‎用马戏团杂耍 ‎让大家往他设定的地方看 124 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:37,917 ‎所以宝贝老板不希望我们看哪里? 125 00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:47,052 ‎-夜灯在哪里? ‎-什么? 126 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,223 ‎我是宝宝 拜托 127 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:51,141 ‎没有夜灯 我们不会走进黑暗的走廊 128 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:53,510 ‎那样会被影子怪盗抓走 129 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:57,058 ‎对 我们都承认有可怕的影子怪盗 130 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,193 ‎但你看见有谁被吃掉了吗? 131 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:00,520 ‎没有… 132 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:02,820 ‎可能是因为照明差 133 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:04,940 ‎为什么停下来? 134 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:08,776 ‎你堵住了传送门 我们时间紧迫 ‎所以快点 135 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:11,283 ‎没有夜灯就免谈 136 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:14,116 ‎他们在地下第二层 137 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,458 ‎太多夜灯了 138 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:20,038 ‎我抓到一个了 139 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:23,924 ‎不 140 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:38,136 ‎-还有人跟你一起吗? ‎-韩德夏好像被抓了 141 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:40,186 ‎卡蒂雅和三胞胎之一也被抓了 142 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:42,899 ‎-我们要怎么办? ‎-没办法警告思黛奇 143 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:45,230 ‎也就是说再过49分钟 所有的宝宝 144 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:47,236 ‎都会被奶嘴传送到麻烦之中 145 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:50,448 ‎除非有某个人到顶楼破坏干扰装置 146 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:53,028 ‎我一直想当这个人 147 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,235 ‎走吧 148 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:59,792 ‎等这一切结束 我退休当一般宝宝 149 00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:03,457 ‎千望别让我对夜灯 ‎生出任何愚蠢的烦恼 150 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,588 ‎-为什么不写下? ‎-什么? 151 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:08,920 ‎我不久就会流口水 脑袋嘎嘎了 ‎重要的事全会忘掉 152 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:11,756 ‎-记下来 ‎-好 天啊 153 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,223 ‎还有任何情况下都不要 154 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:17,103 ‎让爸妈给我穿有新奇口号的衣服 155 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:20,731 ‎你看到我穿“爸爸的小猴子”婴儿装 ‎马上把那衣服撕烂 156 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:23,520 ‎现在可以不要讨论一般宝宝的事吗? 157 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:26,274 ‎-那可以通往屋顶吗? ‎-很讨厌 不行 158 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:28,477 ‎董事厅的天花板检查孔才行 159 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:31,698 ‎那些电梯可以直达董事厅 160 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,780 ‎继续努力 思黛奇 161 00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:37,204 ‎还需要声东击西吗? ‎坏人已经知道我们在这里了 162 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:40,115 ‎你知道业余和职业高尔夫球员的 ‎差距在哪吗? 163 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:43,294 ‎-可能是打得好坏吧? ‎-收杆动作 164 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,120 ‎邓普顿 电梯 165 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,675 ‎你说通往屋顶的开口在董事厅天花板 166 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,221 ‎坏蛋一定知道我们要去屋顶 167 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,765 ‎我们得先甩掉他们 待会再去 168 00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,229 ‎我们会有“待会”吗? 169 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,099 ‎再29分钟 思黛奇他们 ‎就要用奶嘴过来了 170 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:49,727 ‎根据我昂贵的手表 对了 ‎这要好好保管 直到我… 171 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:52,525 ‎别再交代一般宝宝的事了 专心 172 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:56,703 ‎安全 173 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,703 ‎就像我完美无瑕的宝宝肌肤 174 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:03,294 ‎我好想亲自己 但我的嘴亲不到 175 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,326 ‎你那句卷土重来的台词练多久了? 176 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:09,495 ‎我还有练习要怎么回应 ‎“没看到他们” 177 00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:11,705 ‎还有“好安静 太安静了” 178 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,836 ‎来吧 再给我一些情境 179 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:21,928 ‎来吧 180 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,095 ‎唐德雷 你逃出来了 181 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,233 ‎-现在是二对… ‎-不 182 00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:30,306 ‎这行政餐厅式美食的圣殿 183 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,858 ‎不是充满汗臭味的格斗笼 184 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:37,363 ‎不 185 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:43,081 ‎现在吃饭 像文明人那样 186 00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:44,794 ‎抱歉 我迷路了 187 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,750 ‎-痛 ‎-用餐绝对不准迟到 188 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:58,013 ‎你知道你不可能自由地走出去吧? 189 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:08,686 ‎点子 190 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,900 ‎-宝贝老板自己投降 ‎-好点子 191 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:16,572 ‎我一面大声说这句话 ‎一面写好投降条件 192 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:22,737 ‎得了 老板 这样对大家都好 193 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:26,115 ‎狗狗公司摆脱它们最讨厌的敌人… 194 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:31,497 ‎我们用这个漂亮的办公空间 ‎当新的摄影棚 195 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,634 ‎至于我?升官 196 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:36,301 ‎宝贝公司的新任总裁 197 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:39,630 ‎当然我会把公司搬到某个岛国 198 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:44,257 ‎享受优惠税率 ‎没有法律禁止宝宝整形 199 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,351 ‎怎么?只是想做第六个酒窝 200 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:51,193 ‎脸颊 下巴 屁股 秘密 201 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:58,154 ‎先生的是冰冻香蕉 ‎急速冰冻 适合宝宝敏感的牙龈 202 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,950 ‎我现在长知识了 203 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,703 ‎这个?天上美味 204 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:12,120 ‎投降的事怎么样?同意?这是同意? 205 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,208 ‎慢慢考虑 你哪都去不了 206 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:17,882 ‎真可惜 ‎本来能帮你省下很多时间和麻烦 207 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,973 ‎我本来就要离开宝贝公司 208 00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:22,968 ‎但你要先走 209 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:28,176 ‎朋友 以生意人来说 ‎你对数字一窍不通 210 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:32,234 ‎我们这边 拥有传输技术的小部队 ‎对上什么? 211 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:36,731 ‎你和高个子?法国人 你也是吗? 212 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:40,435 ‎我说过 我不会在我的美食圣殿打架 213 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,358 ‎很好 214 00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:46,485 ‎因为宝贝老板需要的 我都给了 215 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,922 ‎-不 ‎-太好了 216 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,471 ‎他往顶楼去了 你赶快上去 217 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,722 ‎我会倒退走 反着念字母表 218 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,814 ‎Z Y X W V U T… 219 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,140 ‎我从董事厅的检查口上去找你 220 00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:13,726 ‎八分钟 221 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,152 ‎宝贝公司万岁 222 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:21,646 ‎寻找不像那里该有的东西… 223 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,987 ‎一个装置、一个什么东西 ‎也可能是… 224 00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:26,162 ‎什么碗糕 225 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,293 ‎…D C B A 226 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,669 ‎邓普顿 227 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,168 ‎屋顶检查孔 哪里有… 228 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:59,274 ‎抱歉 你们狗狗坐椅子 ‎小狗腿伸了出来 229 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:12,445 ‎邓普顿? 230 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:25,762 ‎邓普顿? 231 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,137 ‎去破坏干扰装置 我这就去 232 00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:44,356 ‎嗨 宝贝 谁想玩抛接? 233 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,413 ‎一小时 准时 234 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,833 ‎我会到的 235 00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:09,969 ‎就是现在 236 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,644 ‎天啊 237 00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:16,022 ‎什么? 238 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,479 ‎快点 邓普顿 239 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,946 ‎嘿 狗狗 鸡对蛋说了什么? 240 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:33,696 ‎孵出来 241 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:44,132 ‎-就说我会到吧 ‎-那也算? 242 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:48,301 ‎老板 这群野蛮人就交给我们吧 243 00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:49,722 ‎韩德夏? 244 00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:53,432 ‎奶嘴恢复了 把他们弄进来 245 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,313 ‎好啊 246 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:03,773 ‎他们不是自以为 ‎用没水准的东伦敦口音 247 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,856 ‎就好像很强悍的儿童艺人? 248 00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,192 ‎皮皮和田田先生说那是他们的主意 249 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:12,198 ‎你的监狱暴力应该冲着他们 ‎不是找我 250 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,451 ‎谢谢 真是高贵 251 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,959 ‎这尿布是真皮的 你真野蛮 252 00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:25,001 ‎我喜欢这里 253 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:38,766 ‎-老板 看 ‎-“闪光宝贝” 254 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:43,599 ‎最新萌片让前一个萌片 ‎像水沟的呕吐物 255 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,057 ‎这是错觉吗? 256 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:49,357 ‎我们永远不知道 但八号频道新闻 ‎跟观众保证 257 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:54,623 ‎我们会反复重播这支视频 ‎直到惊叹声消失 258 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,527 ‎-好喜欢 ‎-投到大屏幕上吧 259 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:11,088 ‎-黄色百分百 ‎-黄色百分百 260 00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:23,225 ‎天啊 有人训练他们的宠物雪貂冲浪 ‎简直萌翻了 261 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,690 ‎思黛奇 外勤组准备 262 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,150 ‎韩德夏 20秒之内给我精准坐标 263 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,441 ‎如果让雪貂瓜分… 264 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,324 ‎怎么了? 265 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,029 ‎该放手了 266 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,867 ‎可是雪貂 宝宝的爱 267 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:44,042 ‎永远都会有雪貂 ‎或仓鼠或…管他什么的 268 00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:47,671 ‎你自己说你不想讨论一般宝宝的事 269 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,210 ‎我们不能维持这样吗? 270 00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:55,801 ‎但愿可以 因为我会非常想念你 271 00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:00,136 ‎但我们仍然是兄弟 永远都是 272 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,432 ‎我会在你身边 273 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,305 ‎上次你说这话 ‎结果我从一栋建筑坠落 274 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,653 ‎我抓住你了 ‎我没说自己知道会怎么出现 275 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,198 ‎我不知道以后会怎么样 276 00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:20,448 ‎对 但可能会很棒 277 00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:25,825 ‎给我一天筹备我的欢送派对 278 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:29,084 ‎你要为自己办欢送派对?那好奇怪 279 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,338 ‎一天就好 相信我 280 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,353 ‎你最喜欢的领带夹? 281 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,983 ‎你别起来更好看 282 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,981 ‎我会想你的 板板 283 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,200 ‎“我不是早起的鸟” 284 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,527 ‎这句永远不退流行 285 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,786 ‎“不可偷盗”?这句写得不对 286 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,259 ‎-很像 ‎-永远别变 大块头 287 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,930 ‎先生 用不着… 288 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,301 ‎打开就对了 289 00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:29,981 ‎你不需要别人给你什么 这是你的了 290 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,359 ‎董事会周一会正式宣布 291 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,528 ‎谢谢 先生 292 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:45,043 ‎谢谢 老板 293 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:52,828 ‎邓普顿 我要说实话 ‎我好像把你的礼物给别人了 294 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:54,535 ‎我没关系 295 00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:00,379 ‎那是最后一瓶特殊配方奶 296 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,677 ‎应该随时会改变 297 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:06,471 ‎你真的要看我变成一般宝宝 ‎费奥多莱斯利邓普顿? 298 00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:09,226 ‎万一我把葡萄干塞进鼻孔怎么办? 299 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,809 ‎-我会在你身边 ‎-你说了算 300 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,307 ‎我以为你把你的监视器丢了 301 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,739 ‎-蒂姆? ‎-丹尼? 302 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:23,279 ‎有个穿西装的奇怪宝宝 ‎给了我一个礼物盒 里面有张纸条… 303 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,655 ‎“按下友情歌的按钮” 304 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:34,125 ‎-谢了 ‎-真的要唱吗? 305 00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:36,999 ‎后来我又改了几次 希望很酷 306 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:39,459 ‎是啊 什么都会变 307 00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,875 ‎一、二、三、四… 308 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,103 ‎你好吗?兄弟 309 00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:56,316 ‎希望你知道不论你在何处 310 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,728 ‎我都在你身边 311 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,567 ‎不论你是得意或失意 312 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,863 ‎总裁或平凡人 313 00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:08,037 ‎谁在乎?只要我们还是兄弟 314 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:12,538 ‎我们像鼻子和胡子是天生一对 315 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:18,497 ‎-我爱你 兄弟 ‎-我爱你 兄弟 316 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:21,967 ‎-大家为什么都不说? ‎-就是啊 你好 317 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:26,301 ‎你是金子 藏在每道兄弟彩虹中 318 00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:30,426 ‎-嘿 ‎-我们是摇滚最佳拍档 319 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:34,305 ‎我好高兴有你当我的兄弟 320 00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:39,938 ‎我爱你 我永远是你的兄弟 321 00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:07,052 ‎宝贝老板 322 00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:13,309 ‎字幕翻译:周骏