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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎老板正在忙

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‎宝贝老板

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‎我是老板 宝贝老板
‎霸气霸气 宝贝老板 霸气霸气

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-看小不点儿干大事

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‎我是当家的宝贝大老板

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-婴儿车大摇大摆穿街走巷

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‎我是宝贝大老板当家

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-在家我是老大 婴儿床是我的地盘

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‎帮我换尿布 我的围嘴呢？

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‎别给我奶嘴 付钱就好

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‎-谁当家？
‎-我 宝贝老板

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‎我觉得他胃口不错

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‎他嘴巴似乎永远含着奶瓶

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‎等一下 我看看

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‎他发烧了吗？

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‎37.1度？

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‎不对 是37度 没发烧

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‎没发烧 会不会是食物过敏？

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‎他有起疹子吗？压肚子会痛吗？

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‎尿布气味不正常？

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‎他一直眨眼 眼睛发炎？
‎红眼？红鲑？

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‎我要一直问到有人给我答案

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‎有必要这样吗？

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‎琪琪觉得他也许没长大 但是没问题

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‎-正常得不得了
‎-谢谢

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‎是 我们一定会

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‎凯文医生可以让我们
‎下午去门诊检查一下

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‎什么？为什么要把凯文医生扯进来？

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‎他要知道我们观察到的
‎任何不正常状况

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‎看来我们得像老鹰爸妈那样盯着你

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‎我一直长不大的可怜小鹰宝宝

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‎-我去拿笔记本
‎-我去拿笔

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‎-“任何不正常状况”？
‎-你身上每一处都不正常

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‎我知道 我是特别

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‎我不是要说那个

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‎我被停职一个礼拜才刚结束
‎现在又出状况？

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‎我得回办公室 宝贝公司需要我

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‎我会想办法 只要给我…

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‎爸爸和妈妈要观察
‎你就当我们不在这里

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‎你们确定不要我接力观察他？

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‎万一你们盯太久 眼球干掉

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‎像葡萄干一样缩水 然后掉出来呢？

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‎好贴心 蒂姆 但做父母就表示牺牲

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‎经常内疚和恐惧…

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‎他发出了大人的喘气声

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‎你觉得他其他地方
‎跟不上声音的发育速度？

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‎不 那太可笑了

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‎-告诉我们怎么回事 宝宝
‎-他可能只是累了

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‎就像正常宝宝那样

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‎他这样没办法睡
‎因为有爸妈一直盯着他

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‎记录他的一举一动

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‎天啊 宝宝当然会感受到我们的焦虑

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‎我现在觉得好内疚 好好怕

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‎你们休息一下 我带他去睡午觉

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‎好 但他一睡着就告诉我们

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‎有任何不正常也要说
‎我们好写下来给医生看

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‎妈、爸 他是宝宝
‎你们觉得会发生什么？

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‎安全了 请说

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‎你还活着 我好担心

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‎办公室的人都在等你
‎应该等了30分钟

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‎没空解释了

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‎-那就有时间着色？
‎-做计划

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‎-金宝 关灯
‎-好棒 要看电影了

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‎多亏我祖母提出了
‎我好像没长大的疑虑

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‎这下我受到这两位严密监控

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‎我没办法脱逃到办公室
‎在这里什么都不能做

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‎只能装成正常没用的普通宝宝

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‎奶声奶气

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‎但有一个人握有我逃脱的钥匙

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‎讨厌的凯文医生 “我喜欢说笑话”

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‎如果他给我开出健康宝宝证明

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‎发育不正常的疑虑就会消除

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‎爸妈就可以安心

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‎继续当典型的自由放任型父母

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‎我就能回去做我最擅长的

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‎我也能回去做我最擅长的事
‎专业恐龙骑师

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‎驾

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‎所以我只要通过这个检查
‎危机就解除了

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‎跟办公室说 我下午3点左右会到

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‎这个计划不会成功的

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‎我想我假装正常宝宝半天还行

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‎他们观察你半小时
‎你就发出大人的喘气声了

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‎他们在动摇我的基础

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‎对我指指点点 死盯着我 不断写笔记

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‎-但我却无能为力
‎-你是老二

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‎你不习惯这种关注

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‎这有什么难？不过是花六小时假装…

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‎金宝 琪琪给我一百元当大学基金

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‎-我应该做什么投资收益最大？
‎-买饼干

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‎那是几乎瞬间贬值的零收益资产

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‎好吧 我需要协助 谁有办法？

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‎我称之为立即宝

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‎这能让宝贝公司特殊配方奶失效

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‎让你立即变成宝宝

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‎但我把这句子浓缩成名字

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‎这名字定了吗？

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‎没有 这个没有要对外销售

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‎让我陶醉一下也不行 天啊

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‎这能维持够久 让父母不起疑

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‎直到凯文医生开出正常宝宝证明吗？

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‎-这能永远维持
‎-什么？

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‎直到哥哥蒂姆喂他喝一瓶这个
‎立解宝

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‎立解宝？希梦思

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‎我做的 我取名 检查完喝这个

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‎马上变回你原来聪明

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‎对内部产品名字吹毛求疵的自己

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‎金宝、希梦思 你们见证

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‎我指定思黛奇当我的代理人
‎直到邓普顿让我变回来

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‎等等 那我就是临时的你？

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‎有问题吗？我在芝加哥时都很顺利

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‎是没错 但遇到问题时
‎你都会用监视器

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‎随时处理

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‎你行的 来 这指导手册借你看

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‎你知道我对宝宝的爱的愿景
‎朝那方向努力就行了

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‎黄色百分百

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‎黄色百分百

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‎走吧 邓普顿 我们走吧

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‎-你不在这里喝？
‎-不

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‎我才不要在
‎我希望能尊敬我的人面前流口水

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‎如果他变成宠物蜥蜴再告诉我

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‎因为我想了一些很棒的名字

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‎-什么？
‎-开玩笑的

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‎还有很棒的蜥蜴名字

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‎-无限尾巴、有脚蛇博士
‎-我们要走了

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‎卡米尔？

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‎在残酷沙漠中
‎不择手段生存的蛇蝎美人？

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‎米内利蜥蜴？

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‎如果我喝了之后做出什么丢脸的事

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‎答应我不会告诉我的团队

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‎我答应
‎但如果真的有很好笑的事呢？

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‎好 我答应

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‎-发誓
‎-好

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‎我不觉得有…

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‎哇

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‎我为什么要发誓不告诉任何人？

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‎宝宝的爱稳定成长

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‎好 黄色百分百 有我在

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‎我的办公间

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‎坏狗 卑鄙小人 这是宝贝公司的地盘

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‎-它说什么？
‎-我知道就好了

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‎有谁会说狗话？

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‎管他的 我在宝贝大学修过一个学期

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‎再说一遍

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‎“狗狗公司该出手了
‎宝贝老板管不了事

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‎宝贝公司积弱不振
‎没有真正的领导”

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‎是它说的 不是我

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‎好吧

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‎嘿 臭狗 去叼回来

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‎狗狗要不要再玩你丢我捡？

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‎就像老板还在这里

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‎-你想抱抱？
‎-对

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‎有一个真的宝宝弟弟挺好玩的

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‎为什么那样做？

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‎蒂姆 你做了什么？

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‎什么？是他用力捏我的鼻子

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‎他从来不捏鼻子 我记下来

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‎没关系 小家伙

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‎哥哥吓到你了吗？

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‎再快点 金宝 要快到像
‎我抽打笨狗巴哥犬巴格的尾巴那样

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‎-遵命 临时老板
‎-黄色百分百

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‎皮皮田田爱宝宝

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‎你们想干吗？

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‎金宝 叫维修部来修门

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‎还有叫清洁部把我要丢的垃圾拖走

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‎好棒的办公室 亲爱的 很舒服吧？

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‎你觉得呢 皮皮？

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‎开心

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‎皮皮先生和田田先生最近做了交易…

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‎慢着 等一下

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‎我们真的非得用这个口音说话吗？

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‎怎么？很桀骜不驯 不是吗？

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‎我们觉得冷酷无情的伦敦东区人

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‎比较符合皮皮和田田
‎新的“坏男孩”电视形象

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‎是 好 但你不可能突然从伦敦冒出来

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‎-你把电视变成谎言
‎-我们离题了

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‎皮皮和田田先生
‎最近和巴哥犬巴格先生做了交易

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‎巴哥犬巴格先生说今天很适合收购

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‎宝贝公司的办公室大楼

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‎因为你们现在没人领导

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‎这栋大楼不出售
‎而且领导的事由我负责

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‎你又不是老板

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‎只要巴格的小狗狗们把这里变成废墟

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‎你就会求我们用铜板买下这里

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‎你要是再不滚
‎就会看到我用拿铜板丢你

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‎还有我也会向那群小狗丢同伴

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‎老兄 是“铜板”不是“同伴”

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‎总之重点是你愚蠢的大计划
‎还没开始就结束了

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‎重点是 就像我们说的
‎巴格和我们达成协议了

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‎你得赶快过来 有人放出狗狗了

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‎亲爱的 别怪我们不客气

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‎双敌临门日？

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‎你们…我们会有问题吗？

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‎再绕回去

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‎生意

196
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,586
‎好 学前怪在这场大战选择中立

197
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,130
‎我们只需让所有的宝宝冷静 然后…

198
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:58,594
‎你们很恐慌 我懂
‎但是你们自己选择恐惧的 各位宝宝

199
00:11:58,676 --> 00:11:59,926
‎不会吧

200
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‎知道还有什么选择吗？

201
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‎自动贩卖机、突击测验、选举

202
00:12:04,723 --> 00:12:06,733
‎新领导人？我？

203
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:09,099
‎谁说的？就是你们

204
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,310
‎现在不用怕了

205
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:15,027
‎说得好 他说出了政客不敢说的话

206
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‎-看看这些稿子
‎-前一心多多用宝贝总裁？

207
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,868
‎你投靠外顾宝了？

208
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,488
‎-怎么可以？
‎-我需要不断的刺激

209
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,698
‎跟我拇指角力

210
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:30,464
‎别听这个三酒窝帅哥的话

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00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:33,381
‎外顾宝只是觊觎宝贝老板的位置

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00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,591
‎宝贝老板？

213
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:38,260
‎抛弃手下先生？落跑长？

214
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,547
‎他留下了指导手册

215
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:44,854
‎-你为什么会在这里？
‎-那家伙打电话给我

216
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‎我想我们需要协助

217
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:49,557
‎因为我们缺真正的领导人

218
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:55,017
‎好火爆 这公司需要冷静一点的

219
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:02,954
‎好棒 还有谁喜欢这个？

220
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,582
‎领导人带头跳舞

221
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,945
‎这不是领导人该做的

222
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,496
‎看 是传单上的那个人

223
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:13,042
‎管他什么 我都加油

224
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,173
‎狗狗不行

225
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,889
‎-大家跟…
‎-跟我来

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00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:34,646
‎-好 只是因为你更大声
‎-救命

227
00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:40,106
‎三敌临门日 这公平吗？

228
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,541
‎反抗万岁！

229
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:56,538
‎我尽可能抢救 但外面实在很危险

230
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:59,507
‎我们该怎么办 临时代理老板？

231
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:07,175
‎把宝贝老板带回来

232
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:12,353
‎可是现在就让他喝立解宝
‎会不会太早了？

233
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,234
‎他会通不过医生那关

234
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:17,401
‎要是他现在不回来
‎宝贝公司就过不了这关了

235
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,571
‎蒂姆 计划变了

236
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:21,492
‎蒂姆？

237
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:23,566
‎快去

238
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:32,076
‎-金宝
‎-我不喜欢有人被冷落

239
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,865
‎-快走
‎-要去哪里？

240
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,747
‎老板会回来想出办法的

241
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:40,214
‎不论是什么办法 他都需要支援部队

242
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,013
‎我们做过无数次了

243
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,680
‎是不是忽略了什么信号？

244
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:50,601
‎我们当初不应该带他去法国的

245
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:53,601
‎-那跟法国有什么…
‎-我不知道 我就是怕

246
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,478
‎嗨 宝贝老板

247
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:01,733
‎思黛奇要你变回大老板
‎否则宝贝公司就要完蛋了

248
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:06,157
‎-他好可爱
‎-当然可爱了

249
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:09,528
‎为什么要变更计划？
‎我们正要去凯文医生那里

250
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:12,577
‎我一定要让他通过检查 然后喂他…

251
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,706
‎立解宝配方奶呢？

252
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:19,625
‎找到了 还有你的监视器

253
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:22,420
‎她是谁？
‎为什么她把羽毛球当毽子踢？

254
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:25,134
‎我去把东西拿回来 我们到诊所会合

255
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:28,175
‎尽快让老板做完检查

256
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,481
‎太好了 增加难度

257
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,273
‎让我觉得活着…

258
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:54,664
‎嘿

259
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:07,129
‎我又把姓写错了？我实在太紧张了

260
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,756
‎今天就当又普顿可以吗？

261
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:10,969
‎不行

262
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:15,059
‎我来填 是、否 好了

263
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:19,733
‎-还有八个宝宝才轮到我们？
‎-感冒流行季

264
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,530
‎谁想玩抓住那宝宝？

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00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:26,939
‎一

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00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,611
‎二

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‎三

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‎费里曼？

269
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,331
‎佳喜？

270
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,912
‎温斯顿？

271
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,671
‎哪个可以看了？

272
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,672
‎我们可以 快 邓普顿

273
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:52,344
‎邓普顿 好久不健…康

274
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:55,514
‎你说什么 奥西？想跳探戈？但你…

275
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:59,227
‎无“人”共舞 很好笑 凯文医生

276
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:01,519
‎快点检查吧

277
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:21,286
‎被绑住 还被羊蒙眼

278
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:41,937
‎好棒

279
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,152
‎恐怕不是好消息

280
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,900
‎-什么？
‎-不

281
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,775
‎对我的银行户头来说

282
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,360
‎没办法赚你们的医药费 因为…

283
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,656
‎宝宝很健康

284
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,784
‎别紧张

285
00:17:58,827 --> 00:17:59,657
‎谢天谢地

286
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,365
‎看吧 正常得很 我怎么说的？

287
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:07,463
‎发育有点慢 不过每个人都不一样

288
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:10,714
‎我要带宝宝去别的地方玩了 再见

289
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,257
‎快到了 思黛奇

290
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,720
‎金宝 小心

291
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:17,433
‎不！

292
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:20,433
‎我把医院的免费配方奶样本都找来了

293
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,436
‎我还为你们做了这个
‎激励人心的十字绣

294
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,364
‎（放弃吧 笨蛋）

295
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,858
‎要走了 请投外顾宝

296
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,531
‎-哪个才是立解宝？
‎-全部让他试一试

297
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,491
‎金宝

298
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,988
‎老板 你变回来了

299
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,075
‎我为你找来一支大军…

300
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:52,170
‎宝贝老板不会来了

301
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,966
‎-什么？
‎-我们完了

302
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,591
‎它们在通风口

303
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,177
‎它们会发现我们 现在要怎么办？

304
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,559
‎指导手册没说这情形要怎么办

305
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:08,313
‎但我知道什么不能做
‎那就是坐以待毙

306
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,020
‎我必须迎战

307
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,737
‎你和啥大军？

308
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,776
‎抱歉 “那”大军 不是“啥”

309
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,284
‎那大军 这支大军

310
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,945
‎我们 我们这支大军

311
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:23,253
‎真是激励人心的一刻 好棒

312
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,958
‎你听到通风口外的声音了

313
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:28,668
‎我们从没一次遭遇三敌环伺

314
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,420
‎傻瓜才会出这种任务

315
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:34,007
‎那就叫我们思黛奇的傻瓜们

316
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,589
‎对

317
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,304
‎思黛奇的傻瓜们

318
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,596
‎我们的爆发力无法预测

319
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,928
‎所以我认为应该称为拉肚子小队

320
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:44,808
‎行了 市场部的

321
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,272
‎傻瓜们 出笨蛋任务吧

322
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,689
‎快没时间了

323
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,419
‎你们这些粗人喂了我多少奶？

324
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,959
‎-太好了
‎-我们得带你回宝贝公司

325
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,054
‎给我一点时间

326
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:25,271
‎我跟其他宝宝一样
‎喜欢举着拳头大叫和奔跑

327
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,849
‎可是坏人在哪里？

328
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:30,648
‎他们刚才还在这里

329
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,357
‎难道是陷阱？

330
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,940
‎傻瓜才会跳进陷阱查看吧？

331
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,783
‎正是如此

332
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:09,098
‎天啊 这烂办公室自己留着吧

333
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,860
‎拜托别再来了

334
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:17,359
‎我的妈啊 你好像喝了一整桶奶油

335
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:21,148
‎-太好了
‎-让他们知道打嗝的厉害

336
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,789
‎我不是唯一的叛徒

337
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:32,251
‎嗨 人事部的巴迪

338
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:34,462
‎很抱歉背叛你

339
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,003
‎判你们20小时社区服务

340
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,626
‎还有禁止使用复印机一年

341
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,724
‎-什么？
‎-这惩处真是又公正又慈悲

342
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:48,967
‎你在开玩笑吗？

343
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:51,307
‎狗狗公司攻击了房东宝贝公司

344
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:54,193
‎我们都正式开战了
‎它们还能留在这里？

345
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,521
‎租金还打折？

346
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:01,319
‎那个狗狗律师好厉害

347
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,613
‎等等 我们正式开战了？

348
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:06,067
‎同时打三个敌人

349
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,948
‎今天只是第一战

350
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,656
‎这第一战还真刺激

351
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:13,421
‎对 幸好我回来夺回了办公室

352
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:17,338
‎其实我有对策 甚至弄了一支大军

353
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:20,129
‎不 对 当然了
‎你也会把办公室夺回来

354
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:22,473
‎-我会的
‎-肯定的

355
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:29,137
‎真希望有什么能打破这尴尬的沉默

356
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,270
‎天啊

357
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:41,034
‎-我们还是要打仗 对吧？
‎-当然了

358
00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:42,279
‎太好了

359
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:07,342
‎宝贝老板

360
00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:13,309
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