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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎老板正在忙

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‎宝贝老板

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‎我是老板 宝贝老板
‎霸气霸气 宝贝老板 霸气霸气

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-看小不点儿干大事

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‎我是当家的宝贝大老板

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-婴儿车大摇大摆穿街走巷

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‎我是宝贝大老板当家

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‎-宝贝老板
‎-在家我是老大 婴儿床是我的地盘

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‎帮我换尿布 我的围嘴呢？

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‎别给我奶嘴 付钱就好

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‎-谁当家？
‎-我 宝贝老板

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‎宝贝老板深夜疯狂电话

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‎混音版

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‎呜呜 洗衣怪

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‎呜呜

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‎裤子 记下来

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‎鸡蛋塞进煎饼

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‎鸡蛋塞进煎饼 像吃塔可饼一样吃

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‎我喜欢有猫头鹰叫声的歌

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‎希梦思

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‎-什么？
‎-抱歉吓到了你

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‎不知道你是否听说
‎我最近过劳时在深夜打的疯狂电话

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‎-好像没听过
‎-呜呜

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‎-那是什么？
‎-猫头鹰频道

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‎没有了

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‎你需要什么？

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‎需要能让董事会诸公感到惊艳的东西

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‎哪种东西？

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‎能让宝宝的爱冲到黄色百分百的东西

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‎然后让大家悄悄忘记
‎宝贝老板睡眠不足事件

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‎我在想某种发明？

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‎我已经有了

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‎还是半成品 但…

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‎一个尿布

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‎能撑24小时的尿布

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‎24小时？

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‎前后都是？

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‎前后都是

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‎24小时尿布

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‎你能想象这对宝宝的爱多有帮助吗？

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‎可以想象

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‎-我发明的原因就是…
‎-想象一下

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‎钱包不再被掏空

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‎睡眠不再被打断

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‎不再需要进脏兮兮的公共厕所

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‎24小时尿布

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‎不只能颠覆市场 而且能扭转人生

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‎我说了 这是半成品

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‎还得做实地测试

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‎我们会做

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‎但现在先换上让董事会赞叹的表情
‎让他们看看你的发明

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‎董事会宝宝 我们…

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‎超酷计划 升级今年的悬吊椅

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‎椅背支撑设计？舒适到没话说

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‎只要觉得放松 一切都能搞定

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‎我给了范德比尔特宝贝一个
‎他到现在还在谢我

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‎-太好了
‎-真有意思

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‎宝贝老板 太好了

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‎我们要为你介绍这位外顾宝

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‎请教 意思就是“敬请赐教”

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‎完整句子等于浪费时间
‎时间要用来帮助这家公司

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‎幸会 酒窝很好看

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‎是的

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‎你刚才说“帮助这家公司” 你是…

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‎烂点子 说话简洁 满嘴行话

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‎用迷人笑容蒙蔽他人
‎其实空洞毫无内涵？

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‎你是顾问

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‎我们新请来的外部顾问宝贝

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‎请教 我是希梦思 这是…

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‎带你的研发部宝贝上班日

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‎不是要来介绍我的…

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‎在顾问面前什么都别说 相信我

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‎尊贵的董事

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‎我们真的需要请外部的顾问？

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‎对

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‎那建议？不用钱

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‎其余的就要付我顾问费

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‎我值这个价

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‎一切都在我的掌握中

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‎鸡蛋塞进煎饼 像吃塔可饼一样吃

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‎抱歉 我刚才在看那个

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‎这让我觉得自己的人生还不赖

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‎外顾宝是我们送你的礼物 宝贝老板

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‎你要拒绝别人大方伸出的援手？

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‎不 我…

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‎我当然喜欢帮手

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‎但是顾问？

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‎他们是典型的海鸥主管

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‎旋风似的闯进办公室

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‎发出一堆噪音
‎指责我们做的一切都有问题

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‎嘎嘎 那有问题

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‎嘎嘎 那有问题

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‎接着拉出一堆可笑的新点子

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‎然后飞走
‎让别人来收拾他们的烂摊子

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‎所以你不喜欢新点子？

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‎不 我不是那个意思

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‎点子：用杯子蛋糕派对提振士气

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‎我喜欢

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‎我自己就做过

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‎-真是不可理喻
‎-你知道人们还说什么不可理喻吗？

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‎轮子、船、网球、午餐肉罐头、马

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‎不可理喻就是花园

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‎花园种出点子

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‎观察 大砍 学习

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‎宅在家度假

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‎不可理喻 点子

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‎看我再做一次

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‎雕花蜡笔

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‎蜡笔混战？不再有了

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‎新服装

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‎更多股票选择权

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‎咕不哩咕 我也有一个点子

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‎宝贝老板
‎你何不带外顾宝参观一下公司？

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‎让他看看能给我们什么建议

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‎当然好

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‎让我先准备一下

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‎顾问宝贝最讨厌了

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‎我甚至不能大张旗鼓

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‎如果那个爱卖弄的三酒窝发现

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‎希梦思的24小时尿布
‎他会用自己的蠢点子毁掉它

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‎或者更糟

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‎他会把我们扔进森林 一个一个收拾

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‎你以为顾问宝贝是做什么的？

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‎以猎宝宝为乐？

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‎其实也差不多

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‎所以你要带希梦思和这些尿布离开

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‎抱歉 这可以拿出来了

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‎我在这上面流了半小时口水

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‎摸摸看

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‎干得不得了

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‎这东西会大卖

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‎希梦思说这需要实地测试
‎协助她测试

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‎我？

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‎为上市做好准备

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‎只要上架了 外顾宝就不可能毁掉
‎我们的24小时尿布

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‎你不认为我的本事比较适合…

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‎教训顾问？

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‎把他扔进树林再猎杀他

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‎我来对付外顾宝

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‎你找一个
‎可以秘密作业的黑色行动基地

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‎24小时尿布

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‎成为赢家 朋友

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‎成为赢“家”

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‎希梦思
‎我找到我们的秘密行动基地了

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‎邓普顿家地下室

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‎我没料到

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‎三胞胎 找我报到

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‎在这里测试发明还不错吧？

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‎有人说“发明”？

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‎你怎么绕过安保的？

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‎我一直在这里 这是我家

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‎你说什么发明？

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‎冷火？热冰？肉口香糖？

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‎我们在制造24小时尿布

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‎好酷

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‎改为超舒适尿布上市做准备了

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‎希梦思 你要测试负荷量、耐用度

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‎三胞胎
‎想一个比24小时尿布更好的名字

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‎遵命

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‎蒂姆 去拽几个宝宝来

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‎你说拽…

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‎你知道有人可以听某个字听了一辈子

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‎却不知道那是什么意思吧？

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‎给我带个臭宝宝来就对了

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‎一切就绪 老板

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‎你搞定外顾宝了吗？

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‎会尽快 等我带他参观完

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‎你真的要带他参观？

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‎当然 那样才能摆脱他

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‎如果没事需要改进 顾问就没事干了

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‎所以我只要
‎让外顾宝知道公司都没问题就行了

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‎而且我带着金宝给他下马威

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‎-需要一些建议吗？
‎-不

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‎好 酷 你有本事

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‎来参观吧

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‎随着员工人数增加
‎我们的配方奶产量也得增加

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‎奶瓶成本超高

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‎如果想出一个回收系统
‎来削减成本就不会了

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‎我已经想到了

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‎这布丁？很棒

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‎但每个宝宝都知道最棒的布丁在…

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‎宝贝公司斯德哥尔摩？没错

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‎所以我每个礼拜都空运来
‎让我的员工开心

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‎有点心时间 预算就不开心了

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‎所以我都自掏腰包

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‎我尊重这份热诚 孩子

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‎但正如你可能料到了
‎这里没什么需要你赐教的

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‎不然

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‎办公间面积？

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‎3.3平方米 全国平均水准的两倍

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‎-主管停车位？
‎-零 没有人开车

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‎-老板员工关系？
‎-奇普 你的脚踝扭伤好了吗？

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‎好多了 谢谢给我夹板

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‎不客气 奇普 孩子

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‎完全没问题

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‎很了不起 老板 你管理得很好

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‎抱歉 我没听清楚

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‎你介意过几分钟
‎在别的地方再说一次吗？

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‎宝贝老板管理得很好

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‎每个统计数据都很出色

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‎每个部门都有完美监督

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‎简单地说
‎宝贝老板是公司最大的资产

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‎注意 也是最危险的人物

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‎误导性的点头

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‎评估时间

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‎宝贝老板是斤斤计较的管理者
‎让员工喘不过气

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‎我没有让员工喘不过气 他们都爱我

209
00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:44,924
‎但他们有成长吗？

210
00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,416
‎当宝宝没有成长

211
00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:50,837
‎公司就拿不出成果

212
00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,013
‎糟糕

213
00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,221
‎宝贝公司？

214
00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:55,604
‎下场就是破产

215
00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,387
‎不 我们不能变成那样

216
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,428
‎他在用天花乱坠的言论

217
00:10:00,516 --> 00:10:02,056
‎和帅气宝宝外表蒙蔽你们

218
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,853
‎外顾宝 你建议我们怎么做？

219
00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:12,244
‎点子：让这家伙整天待在办公室里
‎坐冷板凳

220
00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:16,533
‎-什么？
‎-没宝贝老板 宝贝公司能茁壮吗？

221
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:20,236
‎我想没问题 等着瞧吧

222
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,540
‎那就是咨询

223
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,632
‎我又帅又饿

224
00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,498
‎你们宝宝有行政餐厅吗？

225
00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:30,495
‎-这点子好
‎-真有智慧

226
00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,173
‎测试基地准备就绪

227
00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:34,876
‎把布雷登弄来

228
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,604
‎邓普顿家的儿子花了整个下午

229
00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:39,678
‎跟宝宝们玩捉迷藏

230
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‎真乖巧

231
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:48,559
‎谢谢你参与这个前所未有的研究

232
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,566
‎没错 布雷顿 什么研究？

233
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,072
‎24小时尿布 测试1

234
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,324
‎负荷量

235
00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,670
‎没漏

236
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:11,924
‎测试2 耐用度

237
00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:15,471
‎没漏

238
00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:18,086
‎测试5 大负荷量

239
00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:25,177
‎没漏

240
00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:28,852
‎测试9 弹性

241
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,273
‎没漏

242
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:33,688
‎测试11 极端负荷量

243
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,028
‎还是没漏

244
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,530
‎测试31

245
00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:38,743
‎测试52

246
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,323
‎测试74

247
00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:47,078
‎世界纪录量 通过

248
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:48,544
‎天啊

249
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:51,004
‎-全部测试完毕
‎-太好了

250
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,995
‎现在赶快帮他脱下尿布 免得…

251
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,723
‎金宝 还要气球

252
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,925
‎愚蠢的帅气顾问

253
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:05,894
‎谢谢

254
00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:10,313
‎外顾宝说服董事会
‎把我整天关在办公室里？

255
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,768
‎我不喜欢这样 他有什么目的？

256
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,572
‎-金宝
‎-抱歉

257
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,570
‎我吹到没力了

258
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:17,492
‎吃点东西

259
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,990
‎我帮你跟行政餐厅点一些吃的

260
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:21,659
‎行政餐厅

261
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,992
‎想必先生叫我来这里

262
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,537
‎不只是要我看这位大块头大快朵颐

263
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:32,712
‎当然 我找你来
‎是因为我必须知道外顾宝的阴谋

264
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:35,923
‎我知道他今天在你的餐厅用过餐

265
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:41,894
‎我是餐厅领班 也就是说我重视阶级
‎最重要的是口风紧

266
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:44,309
‎总会有更需要重视的

267
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:46,678
‎我需要情报 开一个价

268
00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:52,305
‎一辈子服务别人
‎都不知道什么是被服务

269
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,646
‎飞机来了

270
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,822
‎不 要有活力 还要说法语

271
00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:58,992
‎那是什么意…

272
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,040
‎美味

273
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,754
‎现在上甜点

274
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:14,592
‎不会吧？我们才刚喂饱你
‎就像…这是隐喻

275
00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,548
‎甜点就是情报 继续

276
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,379
‎请退后站好

277
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,554
‎你马上会被震撼到站不稳

278
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:26,014
‎因为你瞧
‎这位外顾宝一直在慢慢布局

279
00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:30,176
‎他先招待他们吃一顿热腾腾的午餐

280
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:31,687
‎我们吃些什么？

281
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,864
‎今天有滑溜面条

282
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,939
‎需要加一些飞溅酱汁吗？

283
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,895
‎麻烦你

284
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,899
‎那位宝贝老板？

285
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,987
‎不能放手 不听建议

286
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,703
‎有那种脾气的总裁？

287
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:51,464
‎说真的 最好的总裁
‎应该穿着考究、有魅力、酷

288
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:52,832
‎就像你

289
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:56,875
‎我只是要说
‎我对他有顾虑 我担心宝贝公司

290
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,211
‎你是高尚的企业家

291
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:05,796
‎点子：宝贝公司换一个新总裁

292
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,218
‎就这样 大家都听到了

293
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,390
‎请慢用 晚点再聊

294
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:14,193
‎他不是海鸥主管 他根本是猛禽

295
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,440
‎他要叼走我的工作

296
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:18,648
‎你想去哪里？

297
00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:21,574
‎我要去董事会
‎你为什么在我的办公室门口？

298
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:22,902
‎外顾宝派我来的

299
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,277
‎他说董事会说你不应该离开办公室

300
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,914
‎这样其他员工才能成长

301
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,371
‎如果你离开你的办公室

302
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:31,870
‎就证明你是
‎不想让员工成长的差劲总裁

303
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,754
‎-什么？
‎-话不说两遍

304
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,790
‎他把我困住了

305
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,547
‎我们需要锦囊妙计

306
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:41,840
‎我没有锦囊

307
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:43,758
‎尿布

308
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,011
‎现在看起来好棒 思黛奇

309
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,933
‎三胞胎 你们想出什么名字？

310
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,852
‎这不只是一个24小时尿布

311
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,480
‎这是二十四小时尿布

312
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,479
‎所以我们取名为…

313
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:58,941
‎二十四小时尿布

314
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:00,856
‎那就是我们叫的名字

315
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,781
‎看吧？很容易记

316
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,781
‎老板

317
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:10,332
‎外顾宝不是我们原本以为的
‎愚蠢帅气顾问

318
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:11,869
‎我没说过帅气

319
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:14,082
‎幸好董事会不可能换掉我

320
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:17,333
‎只要我呈上那些24小时黄金便便鞍具

321
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,166
‎外顾宝不会知道自己怎么死的

322
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,713
‎-我这就过去找你
‎-做什么？

323
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,716
‎让这计划赶快完成

324
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:26,629
‎得动作快

325
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,797
‎我已经在快速处理你交付的工作了

326
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:34,560
‎我知道 但现在我的饭碗
‎就靠那个尿布了 思黛奇

327
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,272
‎外顾宝在外面蛊惑董事会铲除我

328
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,403
‎我不能在这里坐以待毙

329
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,145
‎你没有坐以待毙 你找了我

330
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,822
‎电话一来 我马上就到

331
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,362
‎带着让他们大开眼界的尿布

332
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:48,276
‎好吗？

333
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:50,992
‎好吧

334
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,503
‎-我还是过去看看她…
‎-老板 不

335
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,917
‎现在这尿布开发完成了

336
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,460
‎我们来谈谈一个小小点子
‎我称作肉口香糖

337
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:05,375
‎完成了？还没

338
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,384
‎我知道我们已经有了
‎耐用的24小时尿布

339
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,087
‎但现在要让大家都知道

340
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:13,757
‎消音器伺候 离开赛车场 走向全世界

341
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:17,177
‎因为我们的目标不是打败对手

342
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:20,147
‎我们的目标是震撼全世界

343
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,232
‎好棒

344
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,364
‎25小时尿布

345
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,073
‎我们一定可以想出比那个好的

346
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,946
‎快点 再加把劲

347
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:35,873
‎我都发表演说了 我从来不演说的

348
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:38,003
‎该试的都试了

349
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,540
‎糖果 每次吃糖都会有灵感

350
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:43,504
‎虽然也会让我绕圈圈跑
‎但大多是灵感

351
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,876
‎有了 算了 那也不是

352
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,552
‎好恶心

353
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:50,132
‎等等 有了 这里

354
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:51,717
‎那是什么？

355
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:53,800
‎口袋？

356
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,557
‎24小时尿布上的口袋？

357
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:57,219
‎探索？找东西？

358
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,687
‎虫虫、忍者飞镖 没有地方放？

359
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:01,188
‎现在有了

360
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,860
‎口袋

361
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,072
‎有小口袋的尿布？好可爱

362
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:08,357
‎像这样？

363
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,994
‎看 好可爱

364
00:17:10,194 --> 00:17:11,574
‎太好了

365
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,579
‎我的传输奶嘴呢？

366
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:20,200
‎我藏在了舒芙蕾里

367
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,869
‎-什么？
‎-好美味的转折

368
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,290
‎知道美味的舒芙蕾
‎为什么那么难做吗？

369
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,587
‎你转变话题是要吹嘘你的厨艺？

370
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,091
‎还是又要搞隐喻把戏？

371
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:33,336
‎厨师必须信任舒芙蕾
‎不用看它就会膨胀

372
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,507
‎不查看就会做好

373
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:38,306
‎不试味道就很美味

374
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:42,810
‎你的奶嘴就是藏在这舒芙蕾里
‎宝贝老板

375
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,898
‎你是否信任…

376
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:46,817
‎这是吹嘘？

377
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,689
‎隐喻 给思黛奇空间

378
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:52,945
‎埃米利亚诺

379
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,320
‎我们好吗？

380
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:58,945
‎董事会和外顾宝要见你 立刻过来

381
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,576
‎我这就去

382
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,046
‎希梦思 通知工厂

383
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:13,301
‎给他们规格 叫他们生产

384
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,507
‎三胞胎 你们搞定那个名字

385
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:17,929
‎拜托 你明明知道我们搞不定

386
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,643
‎我连那家伙的名字都说不出来

387
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,984
‎德尔文阿冯斯卡斯特拉葛瓦

388
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,440
‎我以为大家都知道

389
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,057
‎好

390
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:28,396
‎叫市场部想一个名字

391
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:31,492
‎我要这尿布尽快进驻商店和家庭

392
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:36,119
‎外顾宝
‎我们知道你要提最后一个建议

393
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,695
‎-谢谢 我…
‎-想当总裁？

394
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,874
‎-什么？
‎-那就是你想说的吧？

395
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,203
‎你想当总裁

396
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,461
‎你要我被解解雇你想要我的位置

397
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:48,785
‎对 但要先用华丽词藻演说

398
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:51,417
‎用牛棚这类的体育隐喻

399
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,335
‎好酷

400
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:53,631
‎我相信

401
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:57,511
‎董事会宝宝
‎我承认外顾宝是优秀的推销员

402
00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:59,974
‎我相信他会是很好的总裁

403
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,845
‎但问题是我更优秀

404
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:06,308
‎更像幸运投中一两球的板凳球员

405
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,435
‎体育隐喻

406
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:10,191
‎我希望你喜欢我的舒芙蕾的味道

407
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,114
‎烹饪隐喻

408
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,651
‎请看

409
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,117
‎独家披露：放手管理

410
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,489
‎会很难掌握戏剧性登场的时间…

411
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:25,117
‎来了 请看 新尿布

412
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:27,285
‎尿布？那就是你的王牌？

413
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:30,594
‎这能撑24小时

414
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,048
‎老天

415
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:33,844
‎尊敬的董事

416
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,836
‎请看这支
‎目前在各主要市场播放的广告

417
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,340
‎外顾宝 你不用看

418
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:45,772
‎知道我们发现24小时尿布后
‎做了什么吗？

419
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,561
‎我们把它扔了

420
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:53,570
‎因为我们发现了更棒的

421
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,783
‎口袋 思黛奇 你真是天才

422
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,742
‎你怎么能在一天之内办到这一切？

423
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:01,492
‎你交给我任务 我使命必达

424
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:05,825
‎-还有完整的宣传活动？
‎-那我没时间做

425
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,083
‎这要感谢市场部

426
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,455
‎告诉我你刚才不是说市场部

427
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:15,840
‎24小时尿布 有宝宝专用口袋

428
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,593
‎我们称之为爬袋

429
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,836
‎今天就来带你的爬袋

430
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,098
‎这就是爬袋

431
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:24,893
‎爬袋

432
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:26,023
‎天啊

433
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,436
‎你怎么能批准那个名字？

434
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:32,108
‎因为那表示爬行宝宝的口袋

435
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:35,359
‎那刚好也表示爬行宝宝的脑袋烧坏了

436
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:38,452
‎跟疫苗出现前的天花一样
‎让全世界的家长害怕

437
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,116
‎这可笑的东西是谁做的？

438
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,619
‎这个爬袋是谁批准的？

439
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:48,116
‎谁弄出这烂摊子？

440
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,001
‎-是…
‎-我

441
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,793
‎是我 是我做的

442
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:55,336
‎公司的人都知道我不肯充分授权

443
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:59,220
‎所以当然是我想出爬袋这点子

444
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,680
‎那个工作…

445
00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:04,101
‎大家出去

446
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:06,354
‎董事会必须好好商议

447
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,642
‎法比西欧 那张总裁办公桌还在吗？

448
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:10,976
‎卡拉拉的那张？

449
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,811
‎好 那卖给我了

450
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,070
‎我得告诉他们是我的错

451
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:16,568
‎他们会炒你鱿鱼

452
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,396
‎我被炒过又回来了 失去你会更糟

453
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,237
‎你看到我搞出的烂摊子了

454
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:24,992
‎我看到一个负责的天生领导

455
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:27,365
‎学到教训之后会变成更强大

456
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,752
‎行政决策的首要准则

457
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,460
‎绝对别信任市场部

458
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,384
‎我何时能上任？现在

459
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:40,171
‎外顾宝 你对商业点子没任何贡献

460
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:43,007
‎你显然只是觊觎宝贝老板的位置

461
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,553
‎你的合约终止了

462
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:48,813
‎拜托 至少让我为自己辩护一下…

463
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:51,390
‎现在离开 你还能领到今天的工资

464
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,890
‎外加津贴？

465
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,015
‎我开账单给你 再见

466
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:58,227
‎我知道你为思黛奇做了什么

467
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,817
‎先生 我可以解释

468
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:03,911
‎是的
‎公司有一个懂得充分授权的领导者

469
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,239
‎前途就无限光明

470
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,368
‎我很认同 先生

471
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,372
‎我们现在？

472
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,124
‎糟透了

473
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:14,672
‎必须有人为此负责

474
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,880
‎也许奇普？或者…

475
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:20,380
‎就是你 停职一个星期

476
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,424
‎我等你回来

477
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,678
‎停职一整个礼拜？

478
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,353
‎其实没有听起来那么糟糕

479
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:28,098
‎我们姑且称作学术休假

480
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,720
‎这样带一点沉思和自我改进的味道

481
00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:32,137
‎好棒

482
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:35,145
‎或者叫做“放春假”

483
00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:37,188
‎现在可以开派对了

484
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,186
‎或者可以找…

485
00:22:39,357 --> 00:22:40,727
‎爬袋

486
00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:42,277
‎市场部

487
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,137
‎宝贝老板

488
00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:13,309
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