1 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:10,934 ‎NETFLIX 原创剧集 2 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:16,926 ‎老板正在忙 3 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:21,484 ‎宝贝老板 4 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:25,443 ‎我是老板 宝贝老板 ‎霸气霸气 宝贝老板 霸气霸气 5 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:28,065 ‎-宝贝老板 ‎-看小不点儿干大事 6 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:30,703 ‎我是当家的宝贝大老板 7 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:33,160 ‎-宝贝老板 ‎-婴儿车大摇大摆穿街走巷 8 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,743 ‎我是宝贝大老板当家 9 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:39,082 ‎-宝贝老板 ‎-在家我是老大 婴儿床是我的地盘 10 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,624 ‎帮我换尿布 我的围嘴呢? 11 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,418 ‎别给我奶嘴 付钱就好 12 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,962 ‎-谁当家? ‎-我 宝贝老板 13 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,890 ‎那是鸟叫声 14 00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:57,812 ‎想听马叫声吗? 15 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,271 ‎很想 但现在不听 16 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:02,690 ‎现在先好好沉浸在 ‎我们在赢得全世界百分百的爱 17 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:05,691 ‎所取得的进步当中吧 18 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:08,574 ‎缓慢稳定走向黄色百分百 19 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:12,281 ‎我们好擅长这个 都觉得无聊了 20 00:01:12,363 --> 00:01:14,123 ‎知道什么可以让这一刻圆满吗? 21 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:17,739 ‎-刚印出来的的试算表? ‎-还是热腾腾的 22 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:22,041 ‎请批准乐吸乐嘘嘘合并案 23 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:23,463 ‎好爱那个合并案 24 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:25,713 ‎自洁高脚椅的设计 25 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:27,054 ‎椅子高一点 脚少一点 26 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:28,300 ‎-哔 ‎-叭 27 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:30,339 ‎-卟 ‎-这个我猜 28 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:33,764 ‎-那是机器人的声音? ‎-不对 29 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:35,853 ‎那是大板子发出的声音 30 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,219 ‎那个“哔叭卟”是什么意思? 31 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,515 ‎宝宝喜爱度刚刚下跌了? 32 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,980 ‎会不会是程序出错? 33 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,982 ‎等一下 我去拍一下计算机 34 00:01:46,564 --> 00:01:47,524 ‎喂 35 00:01:55,406 --> 00:01:56,946 ‎是真的 真的下跌了 36 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:58,793 ‎这是市场崩盘的第一个征兆 37 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,449 ‎发警报! 38 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:03,330 ‎先生 我们还没安装新的警报器 39 00:02:03,414 --> 00:02:07,844 ‎你指定要的那个超级响的还没到货 ‎所以… 40 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,339 ‎-三胞胎 ‎-到 41 00:02:11,422 --> 00:02:14,432 ‎启动紧急作业程序 ‎黄色百分百受到攻击 42 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:19,600 ‎找出造成下跌的任何原因 43 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:22,561 ‎在餐厅换尿布? ‎听小提琴协奏曲闹脾气? 44 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:25,772 ‎-是谁干的? ‎-小老板 有发现了 45 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:29,980 ‎是皮皮 46 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:31,991 ‎加油 皮皮 矮脚羊 47 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:35,952 ‎田田 加油 田田 48 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:37,820 ‎小食蚁兽田田 49 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:39,237 ‎玛莉亚玛莉亚 50 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:42,745 ‎说“嗨” 玛莉亚玛莉亚 51 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,706 ‎加油 宝宝 加油 52 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:48,292 ‎皮皮田田爱宝宝 53 00:02:50,795 --> 00:02:52,705 ‎可以批准赞叹吗 先生? 54 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:54,377 ‎批准 但要简短 55 00:02:56,092 --> 00:02:56,932 ‎行了 56 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:01,470 ‎那是我这辈子听过最可爱 ‎最朗朗上口的歌了 57 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:03,136 ‎那是谁? 58 00:03:03,766 --> 00:03:06,976 ‎皮皮和田田 南美最红的电视明星 59 00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:08,061 ‎虽然是给宝宝看的 60 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:11,566 ‎但因为节目太好看 ‎各年龄层的人都喜欢那节目 61 00:03:11,774 --> 00:03:13,324 ‎那是电视节目? 62 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:17,321 ‎刚开始在本地播出 ‎可能是这样才造成宝宝喜爱度下跌 63 00:03:17,405 --> 00:03:19,485 ‎我还以为小狗和小猫是最大的劲敌 64 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:22,544 ‎但它们根本比不上外来甜心 65 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:23,949 ‎等一下 66 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,037 ‎上面说他们会在本地录像 67 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:28,172 ‎就在八号频道 还有现场观众 68 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:30,209 ‎谢谢 韩哥 我会召集我的小组 69 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:33,093 ‎调查他们在搞什么鬼再跟你们汇报 70 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:34,711 ‎不用费事 71 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:36,884 ‎我想自己去侦查 72 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:40,850 ‎恕我直言 先生 我是外勤业务副总裁 73 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:43,509 ‎正常来说是我出去 你留下 74 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:45,478 ‎我欣赏这种思黛奇式的勇气 75 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:48,769 ‎但在一个穿毛衣小羊 ‎和戴帽子的小食蚁兽 76 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:52,023 ‎联手偷走宝宝喜爱度的世界里 77 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:54,356 ‎没有常态可言 78 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:01,407 ‎那是戏剧化的声音 79 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:04,538 ‎这比一大块奶油可爱多了 80 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:06,079 ‎计算机音乐 81 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:09,752 ‎这就是我们以后要整天反复听 82 00:04:09,832 --> 00:04:11,542 ‎让宝宝开心的东西? 83 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:13,916 ‎看看这些没主见的家伙 邓普顿 84 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,923 ‎好像全喝了迷魂甜麦乳 85 00:04:17,214 --> 00:04:18,094 ‎邓普顿? 86 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,049 ‎我对你太失望了 87 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:24,675 ‎抱歉 你知道适合我完美头型的帽子 ‎有多难找吗? 88 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,641 ‎还随音乐摇摆? 89 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:29,141 ‎我身上有虫子 90 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,517 ‎我为什么不能当粉丝? 91 00:04:30,728 --> 00:04:34,268 ‎某个昙花一现的矮脚羊和小食蚁兽 ‎席卷我们镇上 92 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:36,067 ‎宝宝喜爱度就下跌? 93 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:37,780 ‎这味道很不对劲 94 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:41,240 ‎而且是两小时前就该换尿布的宝宝 ‎身上发出来的 95 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:43,242 ‎-好恶心 ‎-我一直在忙 96 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:48,446 ‎矮脚羊和小食蚁兽 97 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:51,540 ‎皮皮和田田 98 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:54,538 ‎田田喜欢火车 田田喜欢吃罐头 99 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,631 ‎皮皮和田田… 100 00:04:56,713 --> 00:05:00,343 ‎玛莉亚玛莉亚是位很棒的女生 101 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,795 ‎皮皮田田爱宝宝 102 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:07,932 ‎这不协调的音乐配上歌词 ‎其实挺朗朗上口的 103 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:11,975 ‎用主题曲抓住家长的心?厉害 104 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:13,691 ‎我就看看能厉害到什么程度 105 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:15,515 ‎各位小朋友 106 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:17,573 ‎我是玛莉亚玛莉亚 107 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:20,740 ‎好开心大家来跟我们一起玩 108 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,200 ‎嗨 皮皮 109 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,284 ‎今天心情如何? 110 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,000 ‎“生气” 111 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:30,540 ‎糟糕 112 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:33,461 ‎你可能是在里面闷太久了 113 00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:40,474 ‎“我觉得昏昏欲睡” 114 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:44,093 ‎嗨 田田 没精神? 115 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:47,717 ‎我整天待在家也会没精神 116 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:51,519 ‎出去玩 精神就来了 117 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,561 ‎谁想扭来扭去? 118 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,690 ‎像一只咯咯笑的虫虫 119 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:02,899 ‎-天啊 ‎-好棒 120 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:04,364 ‎好棒 121 00:06:04,822 --> 00:06:05,702 ‎地震… 122 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,332 ‎是我的屁股在摇? 123 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:14,285 ‎朗朗上口虫上身 魔力扭屁股舞 124 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:19,796 ‎好吧 他们是真的厉害 125 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:23,468 ‎“玛莉亚玛莉亚 我玩得好开心 126 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:27,759 ‎但你知道谁没享受到阳光?” 127 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:31,056 ‎“宝宝” 128 00:06:31,682 --> 00:06:36,772 ‎哪个宝宝想跟皮皮和田田 ‎一起到外面玩? 129 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:38,734 ‎要不要… 130 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,692 ‎那一个! 131 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,607 ‎大家都在看我 快装傻 132 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:43,817 ‎-什么? ‎-太好了 133 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:47,195 ‎天啊 他们挑中了我们的宝宝 134 00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:49,161 ‎我们应该带他到台上? 135 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,702 ‎-我来 ‎-好棒 136 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:52,946 ‎好棒 137 00:06:58,626 --> 00:07:02,706 ‎好可爱的宝宝 138 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:04,717 ‎“知道我想玩什么吗? 139 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:08,969 ‎我想玩我全世界最爱的户外活动” 140 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:12,641 ‎“遛小狗” 141 00:07:13,057 --> 00:07:14,637 ‎你敢 142 00:07:15,059 --> 00:07:18,859 ‎-遛小狗 ‎-遛小狗 143 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:24,242 ‎我们的儿子在台上扮成一只小狗 144 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:25,572 ‎准备好了吗? 145 00:07:25,653 --> 00:07:29,493 ‎遛 遛小狗 146 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:30,994 ‎大家一起来 147 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:35,155 ‎-遛 遛小狗 ‎-遛 遛小狗 148 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:38,037 ‎应该让我去的 149 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:40,209 ‎不敢相信你上电视了 150 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:41,538 ‎好有趣 151 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:44,167 ‎差不多跟第三阶段尿布疹一样有趣 152 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:46,134 ‎也就是我目前的状况 153 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:49,755 ‎免费建议 ‎尿布一定要两个小时换一次 154 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:52,514 ‎我想那个建议跟我没什么关系 155 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:56,807 ‎任选两条皮皮田田沙滩毛巾 ‎只要五块钱 156 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,273 ‎可以混搭 157 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,978 ‎玛莉亚玛莉亚绝对不是随便选上我 158 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:03,109 ‎-那是圈套 ‎-什么圈套? 159 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:06,031 ‎他们显然想和宝贝公司抢喜爱度 160 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:08,110 ‎让我出糗只是开枪示警 161 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,406 ‎他们接着要朝哪里开枪? 162 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:15,196 ‎举高高 邓普顿 我要看着我的对手 163 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:18,156 ‎今天的节目太精彩了 164 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:21,747 ‎皮皮和田田想亲自感谢你 165 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:22,999 ‎好棒 166 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:24,745 ‎你们的爸妈同意吗? 167 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,837 ‎我爱皮皮和田田! 168 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,378 ‎应该是同意了 169 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:39,596 ‎很棒的节目 170 00:08:39,684 --> 00:08:41,234 ‎-真的很好看 ‎-谢谢 171 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:44,152 ‎皮皮先生和田田先生 ‎很高兴你们大驾光临 172 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:47,152 ‎还有我们知道你家宝宝会说话 ‎并经营着一家秘密公司 173 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,567 ‎很好 那我们就不用再装了 174 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:52,204 ‎你也别假装为它们翻译 175 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:55,911 ‎带着被你用来博收视率 ‎不会说话的马戏团可怜动物 176 00:08:55,993 --> 00:08:58,873 ‎离开这个镇 免得自己难看 177 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:01,038 ‎你误解我了 宝贝老板 178 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:04,793 ‎我是皮皮和田田的沟通师 ‎律师和经纪人 179 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:08,297 ‎偶尔还要吸气球的氦气来娱乐它们 180 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:13,180 ‎但我绝对不会剥削它们 181 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:16,061 ‎“笑” 182 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:23,516 ‎“一定要让他们了解 ‎我说话是有份量 很重要的” 183 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:25,154 ‎当然了 田田先生 184 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:29,567 ‎“现在可以谈正事了吗?” 185 00:09:30,861 --> 00:09:32,781 ‎食蚁兽才是老大? 186 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:35,738 ‎太好笑了 187 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:41,373 ‎真是有眼不识泰山 我相信你很棒 188 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,711 ‎“我是老大没错 189 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:45,421 ‎但我是小食蚁兽 190 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:48,546 ‎-食蚁兽都是乡巴佬” ‎-知道了 191 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:50,009 ‎但我的警告依然有效 192 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,919 ‎我不知道你怎么发现宝贝公司的 193 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,393 ‎“我们有共同的朋友 194 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:56,548 ‎巴格先生?” 195 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,929 ‎真谢谢你 巴格 196 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:01,055 ‎但我还是要警告你们 197 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,392 ‎想争我们的爱就准备… 198 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:07,897 ‎“不 我们没兴趣偷宝宝喜爱度” 199 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,362 ‎他们想偷宝宝 200 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,147 ‎-“什么?” ‎-“什么?” 201 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:14,030 ‎不是?抱歉 只是猜的 请继续 202 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:18,124 ‎“大家都爱宝宝 我们的节目 203 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,160 ‎才会有收视 204 00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:23,044 ‎我们不是你们的竞争对手 205 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,502 ‎我们只想成为你们的…” 206 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,003 ‎“朋友” 207 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,711 ‎真是大转折 208 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:35,094 ‎“我们很兴奋 209 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:38,886 ‎我们都很崇拜你 ‎在宝贝公司的成就 板板” 210 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,061 ‎不敢当 211 00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:42,224 ‎“我可以叫你板板吗?” 212 00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:43,978 ‎请便 213 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,397 ‎“笑” 214 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:53,153 ‎我们有好多粉丝来信要回 215 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:54,895 ‎-你也很清楚 ‎-当然 216 00:10:55,112 --> 00:11:00,452 ‎但皮皮先生和田田先生 ‎希望我们能经常聚会 217 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:01,744 ‎好主意 218 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,117 ‎总裁之间多交际 世界更美好 219 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:07,625 ‎-儿子们在这里 ‎-和大明星聊天 220 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,958 ‎-可以拍一张照片吗? ‎-当然可以 221 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:12,049 ‎大家围过来 222 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:14,169 ‎说“皮皮和田田” 223 00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:15,836 ‎-皮皮和田田 ‎-皮皮和田田 224 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:20,351 ‎你们把问题讲清楚了 没有人想害谁 225 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:22,259 ‎现在我们和电视明星是朋友了 226 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,638 ‎不敢相信一切这么顺利 227 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:27,595 ‎-思黛奇 召集外勤小组准备开战 ‎-终于 228 00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:29,606 ‎慢点 什么?开战?为什么? 229 00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:31,608 ‎邓普顿 你没听出弦外之音吗? 230 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,650 ‎他们刚才宣战 我接受了 231 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,608 ‎不 他们没有 不 你没有 232 00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:38,614 ‎你们明明很开心 还说要常常碰面 233 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:39,993 ‎总裁间的对话 234 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:42,034 ‎领导阶层的意思不会明说 235 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:45,618 ‎“我们要给你升职”意思就是 ‎“不给你涨薪” 236 00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:49,044 ‎“改善劳动力失衡”就是大裁员 237 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:52,085 ‎“我们要经常碰面”就等于… 238 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:55,923 ‎不能让他们那样 239 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:57,383 ‎我们不会的 240 00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:59,466 ‎我们的训练就为这一刻 宝宝们 241 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,182 ‎点燃你们胸中的火 242 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:04,812 ‎让它燃烧 熏到敌人投降为止 243 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:07,480 ‎宝贝公司开战了 244 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,768 ‎我无法批准这些作战计划 245 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,226 ‎先生 我保证这些战略没问题 246 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,280 ‎我相信没有问题 247 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,650 ‎我不能批准的是开战这件事 248 00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:20,817 ‎董事长先生 为什么不行? 249 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,406 ‎喝牛奶 250 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:25,541 ‎先生要不要先尝一下味道 ? 251 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,159 ‎谢谢 唐德雷 252 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,336 ‎好极了 253 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:38,011 ‎战争不是好事 宝贝老板 254 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:43,394 ‎不应该要我回答“为什么不行?” ‎而是你自己证明“为什么要?” 255 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,394 ‎他们…下跌 宝宝喜爱度 256 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,353 ‎你也看到下跌了 257 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,189 ‎宝宝喜爱度下跌就要开战? 258 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,598 ‎我们确定是皮皮和田田造成的吗? 259 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:54,982 ‎不是非常确定 ‎但我就是知道 你知道? 260 00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:56,275 ‎他们一定在密谋什么 261 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:59,824 ‎如果我们的喜爱度受到威胁 ‎我们就要反击 打赢这场仗 262 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:03,454 ‎但宝贝公司不发动战争 263 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,082 ‎我的回答是“不” 264 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,964 ‎看看这开战话题给你多大压力 265 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,710 ‎你连点心都没碰 266 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,882 ‎要听我的建议吗?培养一个嗜好 267 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,672 ‎像我做毛线玩偶 268 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,466 ‎这是我 这是我的双胞胎兄弟 269 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,140 ‎胞弟总裁宝贝 270 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:26,097 ‎-“嗨 我的兄弟” ‎-“嗨 我的兄弟” 271 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,930 ‎“我们一起做生意吧” 272 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:30,095 ‎钱币哗啦啦滚进来 273 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,024 ‎钱币哗啦啦滚进来 274 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:41,236 ‎这样就能用积木把羊开肠剖肚 275 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,910 ‎-思黛奇… ‎-我又没说我们要… 276 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:47,486 ‎埃米利亚诺说我们不能先开战 277 00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:53,081 ‎他认为我太紧张 反应过度 ‎建议我培养一个嗜好 278 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,915 ‎如果你的嗜好就是不听建议呢? 279 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,713 ‎所以你不打这场仗了? 280 00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,088 ‎这个嘛 281 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,881 ‎埃米利亚诺只说我们不能先动手 282 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,256 ‎所以我想我真的要培养个嗜好了 283 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:08,929 ‎烦死皮皮和田田 ‎逼它们先对我们动手 284 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,274 ‎然后我们就能得逞了 285 00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:14,442 ‎那是你说过最像弟弟的话了 286 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:19,525 ‎很高兴我们终于能像这样聚会 287 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:24,283 ‎“我们期待打一场愉快的比赛 ‎和健康的想法交流 288 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,413 ‎翠鸟蓝球杆” 289 00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:26,619 ‎是 田田先生 290 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,624 ‎-你有什么建议? ‎-用推杆 291 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,741 ‎只是迷你高尔夫而已 292 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:33,077 ‎我是说把这两个家伙打进洞的行动 293 00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:34,253 ‎对 294 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:38,131 ‎我建议你用 ‎“宝宝喜欢闪亮高尔夫球”干扰 295 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,340 ‎好主意 296 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,420 ‎金宝? 297 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,181 ‎宝宝就是宝宝 298 00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,978 ‎“球还给我 小鬼” 299 00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:07,074 ‎小心田田的球杆 天真宝宝 300 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,998 ‎你看到了吗? 301 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,919 ‎田田刚才帮那孩子挡住飞过来的球杆 302 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,039 ‎它们真的好爱宝宝 303 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,513 ‎第五场比赛你喜欢谁 总裁朋友? 304 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:29,931 ‎-我在想海龟 但… ‎-“我喜欢独角鲸” 305 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,176 ‎你错过比赛了 另一位总裁朋友 306 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,885 ‎你在看什么新闻?房地产?有趣 307 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,976 ‎我要先警告你 ‎我们宝宝的注意力时间很短 308 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,153 ‎-头版 ‎-“房地产” 309 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:43,531 ‎我知道 一定要分散投资 310 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,189 ‎-地方体育 ‎-“房地产” 311 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,197 ‎垃圾 312 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,158 ‎小心 没做错事的宝宝 313 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,081 ‎我想皮皮就要… 314 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:54,911 ‎天啊 315 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,325 ‎它什么东西都吃 316 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,587 ‎这只山羊明星 ‎刚才阻止我的宝宝吃下 317 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,800 ‎那个脏兮兮宝宝丢进去的垃圾 318 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,630 ‎顺带一提 我好喜欢你的节目 319 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,839 ‎抱歉 老板 320 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,927 ‎别难过 大块头 ‎皮皮和田田会露出马脚的 321 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,773 ‎我们只需要派出真正讨人厌的宝宝 322 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,773 ‎看吧?皮皮和田田好喜欢我们来 323 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,399 ‎我们是贵宾 324 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,942 ‎既然你们那么喜欢宝宝 325 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,695 ‎所以我就想带几个宝宝 ‎来参加今天的总裁聚会 326 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,993 ‎回来 斯库特 327 00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,671 ‎真抱歉 328 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,418 ‎回来 329 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,751 ‎思黛奇 叫小组待命 330 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,377 ‎战争要爆发了 331 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:55,887 ‎谁想扭来扭去?像一只咯咯笑的虫虫 332 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,675 ‎大家扭起来 333 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,767 ‎你能一边咯咯笑一边扭动吗? 334 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,444 ‎那就听我的 335 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,942 ‎只要像虫虫扭来扭去 ‎自然就能咯咯笑 336 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,315 ‎你会发现一面摇摆一面咯咯笑 337 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:11,162 ‎让扭扭虫虫咯咯笑 让你尽情摇摆 338 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:16,789 ‎就是这样 现在大家互相拥抱 339 00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:20,711 ‎看它们多爱宝宝 340 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:23,754 ‎即使宝宝调皮捣蛋 让人很讨厌 341 00:17:27,378 --> 00:17:29,508 ‎那是我的帽子 342 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:35,933 ‎只要埃米利亚诺批准宣战 ‎我知道我们一定打败他们 343 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:39,773 ‎要怎样才能逼皮皮和田田开第一枪? 344 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:43,102 ‎你得先弄走那些粉丝 345 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,109 ‎邓普顿 你真是天才 346 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:49,571 ‎什么?不 我是自言自语 ‎赞叹我戴这顶帽子真帅 347 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:51,281 ‎真合我的头型 348 00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:53,241 ‎邓普顿 你这无心插柳的天才 349 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:56,662 ‎我只要把那两个家伙 ‎和热情粉丝分开就好 350 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,332 ‎让他们露出狰狞的真面目 351 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,501 ‎太冒险了 352 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,289 ‎万一出差错 我的事业就完蛋了 353 00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:07,343 ‎但我知道下一次总裁聚会的地点了 354 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:11,627 ‎天啊 355 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:19,097 ‎先生 你把那些假装爱宝宝的家伙 ‎带来这里? 356 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,891 ‎怎么?没错 思黛奇 357 00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:23,694 ‎没有粉丝的地方就用不着假装 358 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,399 ‎我们的新朋友在这个办公室 ‎面对一群 359 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:30,940 ‎吵闹、脏兮兮的讨厌宝宝 ‎自然会露出真面目 360 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,525 ‎“我们要了” 361 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,152 ‎你说什么? 362 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:37,368 ‎皮皮先生和田田先生想买下这地方 363 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,159 ‎-什么? ‎-不行 364 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:42,908 ‎“你们的办公室要做我们新的 ‎制作基地 365 00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:46,416 ‎完全满足要求 大片窗户 自然采光” 366 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,330 ‎“要了” 367 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:51,757 ‎“楼下工厂可以大量生产 ‎商品和各种配件” 368 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:52,669 ‎“要了” 369 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,836 ‎“奶嘴传输技术 370 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,635 ‎有无穷的潜力” 371 00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:58,926 ‎“无聊” 372 00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:02,977 ‎“皮皮是房地产专家 373 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:06,688 ‎巴格一告诉我们这个办公室 ‎它就知道这里是首选 374 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:10,725 ‎但我要亲眼看到才相信 375 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:14,186 ‎所以我们想只要把敌人烦到受不了 376 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:18,118 ‎他一定会崩溃 让我们如愿” 377 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,237 ‎好厉害的计划 378 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,826 ‎好吧 379 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,876 ‎算你狠 但这办公室不卖 380 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,629 ‎皮皮先生和田田先生认为 ‎这不是你能决定的 381 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,594 ‎所以你不介意的话 ‎我们会直接跟你们的董事会 382 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,255 ‎开非常高的价钱 383 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,354 ‎先生 这样是双输 384 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:45,931 ‎你把他们带来这里 ‎就算董事会不开除你 385 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,608 ‎董事会也有可能答应 ‎然后我们全部都失业 386 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,438 ‎我愿意试试 387 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:56,357 ‎欢迎 388 00:19:56,445 --> 00:20:00,615 ‎听到你们来我们的办公室 ‎我承认我很惊讶 389 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,577 ‎但凭着我们都爱宝宝的精神 390 00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:08,792 ‎我们一起吃饭谈生意吧 391 00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:11,292 ‎“这是我们的荣幸” 392 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,247 ‎我们的董事会将听取你们的出价 393 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:17,548 ‎并且仔细考虑… 394 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:21,303 ‎那只羊对我的手套玩偶做了什么? 395 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,062 ‎被那只羊放进嘴巴的是我还是你? 396 00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:28,191 ‎我分不清玩偶版的 397 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,309 ‎“好饿” 398 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,732 ‎真是令人错愕 399 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:39,357 ‎看来它们要尽情展现狰狞的真面目了 400 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:46,081 ‎你们来这里 ‎却不尊重我用手和心做出的创作 401 00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:49,961 ‎你们是拥有这世界一点点的爱 402 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,420 ‎但别得意 403 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,500 ‎我们开战了 404 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,755 ‎太好了 先生 405 00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,218 ‎开战 思黛奇 406 00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:00,218 ‎公布那些照片 407 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,009 ‎“什么照片?” 408 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,144 ‎“困惑” 409 00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,643 ‎思黛奇也培养了一个嗜好 410 00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:07,602 ‎狗仔队偷拍 411 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:10,643 ‎祝你们像虫虫那样一路摆脱这窘境 412 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:12,232 ‎战争结束 413 00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:16,112 ‎皮皮和田田建立了一个爱宝宝的王国 414 00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:19,571 ‎但这些照片完全看不到爱 415 00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:22,573 ‎玛莉亚玛莉亚 这两位的表现 ‎你有什么话说? 416 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,323 ‎你要说什么? 417 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,913 ‎我什么都不用说 418 00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:27,909 ‎-就是这样 ‎-就是怎样? 419 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,998 ‎那就是我要说的 420 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,920 ‎听好 皮皮和田田 ‎从来没说它们要当榜样 421 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:37,341 ‎它们从没说过它们爱宝宝 422 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:41,881 ‎我相信你们的节目叫 ‎《皮皮田田爱宝宝》 423 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,427 ‎小安 可以确认一下吗? 424 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:44,510 ‎对 425 00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:45,934 ‎是那个名字没错 426 00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,061 ‎现在是要讨论名字? 427 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,310 ‎皮皮和田田拒绝被社会贴标签 428 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,853 ‎它们可不是傻笑跳舞的玩伴 429 00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:57,567 ‎不 它们一开始就是镜头下的坏男孩 430 00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,819 ‎我想成立一个生活风格品牌 431 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:02,401 ‎我不知道观众是否准备好 ‎接受皮皮和田田 432 00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:05,777 ‎但皮皮和田田已经准备好了 433 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,044 ‎你们卖帽子吗? 434 00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:13,997 ‎“有 但只能反戴” 435 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,213 ‎好酷 436 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:16,999 ‎拜托 437 00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:19,755 ‎转得比核动力洗衣机还快 438 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:22,588 ‎先说声抱歉 但我要买它们的帽子 439 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:23,514 ‎蒂姆 不 440 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:24,677 ‎没关系 大块头 441 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:28,350 ‎也许这场仗还没结束 ‎但我们的确暂时击退了它们 442 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:31,430 ‎皮皮和田田需要一些时间重塑品牌 443 00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:34,016 ‎但等它们回来 我们也准备好了 444 00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:36,982 ‎前提是我得想出办法 ‎把这毛线玩偶修好 445 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,324 ‎这样才能不被开除 446 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,780 ‎有谁知道要怎么… 447 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,280 ‎不 这才是头 448 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:07,263 ‎宝贝老板