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[grunts]

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Hold all my calls.

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[giggling]

4
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♪ Boss Baby ♪

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♪ I'm the boss, Boss Baby
Boss boss, Boss Baby, boss boss ♪

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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

9
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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪

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♪ Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪

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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪

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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

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-[Tim grunting]
-[Boss Baby grunting]

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Higher, Templeton. No holding back.

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You don't want me to go full rocket boost.

17
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It's too risky. I'm amazing at it.

18
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[Boss Baby] I'm sure you'll have
a long, lavishly paid career

19
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as a professional trampolinist,

20
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but, for now, I need a new hiding place
for the stinkless serum.

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-What was wrong with the basement?
-We have to keep it moving.

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I've got Frederic Estes out there
plotting who knows what,

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a suspicious grandmother
who won't leave me alone for five minutes,

24
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and this vial is like a nuclear missile
made out of the crown jewels!

25
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So you're hiding it in a tree
in our backyard.

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Hidden in plain sight.
Our enemies will never suspect it.

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They don't have to suspect it.
It's in plain sight.

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-Just rocket boost me, man.
-Fine!

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-[shouts]
-[screams]

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-[gasps] My rocket boost powers!
-[grunts]

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My serum!

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Oh, my tree.

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[yells, grunts] My ribs.

34
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Oh, my bad.

35
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Whoa-- [gasps]

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-My serum again.
-[grunts] My head!

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-[Boss Baby] My face!
-My back!

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-[Tim] My face! My back!
-My back! My face!

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[both grunting]

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[Boss Baby groans]

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[Tim gasps]

42
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Oh, good call, Templeton.
That's a much better hiding spot.

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-[branch creaking]
-[screams] My privates!

44
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[gasps] My goodness!

45
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You've got six seconds
to come up with a plausible cover lie.

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-I believe in you.
-What?

47
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-Timmy!
-[Boss Baby babbles]

48
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Are you okay? What happened?

49
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The baby ran away, but I saved the baby,
and I'm a hero probably.

50
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Really?

51
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[Gigi] Ran away, Ted.

52
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Your baby's been out of control
since I got here.

53
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I can't take my eyes off him for five
seconds before he's getting into this,

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causing trouble with that,
disappearing into who knows where.

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-Tim was never like this.
-Yes! Still the good kid.

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Sorry.

57
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I panic around authority figures.

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Noted. If you'll excuse me...

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Ixnay, runaway. Baby stays put.

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Timmy, pin him down if you have to.

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[groans]

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How am I supposed
to keep babies number one in the world

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if I can't even get out in the world?

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She's all over me like ointment on a rash.

65
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Why would you purposely be the rash
in your own story?

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Focus, Templeton. I need Gigi off my back.

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You're good with old people.
How do you get rid of one?

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-Temporarily.
-You heard her.

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She feels like she can't leave you alone,
and can you blame her?

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You fight her on everything.

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[chuckles] Of course I do.

72
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How else is she supposed to learn
I'm the boss?

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-You want Gigi off your back?
-I literally just said I did.

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Then you back off.

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You and Gigi are my two favorite people
younger than me or twice as old as Dad.

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Just try being good for her.

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I'd rather drink a bottle of spiders.

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Okay, your dad tells me the library
does a tiny tots story hour.

79
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Some bright-eyed college kid
reading picture books about,

80
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I don't know, magic bears and crap. Ugh.

81
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I guess your parents think
baby needs some stimulation.

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I don't know.

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What do you think, Timmy?

84
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I think it's a great idea.

85
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You get an hour of quiet,

86
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and baby gets a chance
to prove how good he can be.

87
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Plus, they have comic books.

88
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-[Boss Baby screaming]
-[Tim groans]

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Ow!

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-Oh, no, you don't, mister. Get-- No!
-Hey!

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-Head him off, Tim.
-[crying, grunts]

92
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-I got that baby!
-[Gigi] Hooah!

93
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This will never be forgiven.

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[Gigi] You got room for one more?

95
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There's always room in story hour.

96
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Just find baby a place
on the magic carpet,

97
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and we'll get started in two shakes
of a unicorn's tail.

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[babies babbling]

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She seems nice. Behave.

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[giggles]

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Comics!

102
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We're getting farther
from the goal here, Templeton.

103
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How does this get me back
out in the field?

104
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Easy. You want Gigi
to leave you alone for a while,

105
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show her you can be good for a while.
Like an hour.

106
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Like a story hour.

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Yes, Templeton, I got it.

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-Come on, who's a big boy?
-[laughing]

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Who's a big boy?

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-Krav Maga finger lock!
-[Tim yells]

111
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I am a big boy.

112
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[sighs] Understood.
I'm gonna go read comics.

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-[chuckles]
-[Staci] Boss?

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-Since when do  you  come here?
-Since when do  you  come here?

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Ah, got hooked when I did my stretch
in daycare.

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The sweet mellow bliss of story hour
was the only thing that kept me sane.

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So to be clear, the person I deal with
on a daily basis is sane Staci?

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[laughs maniacally]

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Yes.

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And I love picture books
and human companionship.

121
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Oh, happy for both of you.

122
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What's the fastest way
to ditch this dog and pony show?

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-The sooner I get out of here--
-Where did baby's bottle go?

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The better.

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-Why is that child missing his bottle?
-[shushing]

126
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Is it under his pillow?

127
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Makes sense.
Sometimes mine rolls under--

128
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No.

129
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[groans] Well, now it's a mystery.

130
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Is it under his crib?

131
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Nope. Just Teddy.

132
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Question the bear. He knows something.

133
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Is it under the rhinoceros?
Ooh, I hope not.

134
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[laughs] That's absurd.
Why would it even be there?

135
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Hmm. Where is baby's bottle?

136
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Come on, woman, quit giving the hard sell.

137
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Mommy has it, all warmed up.

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-Oh, thank goodness.
-[babies giggling]

139
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Sure you wouldn't rather drink spiders?

140
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I suppose, if it'll keep Gigi off my back,

141
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I could sit and be good
for one more story.

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Boom went the cannon,
sploosh went the ship

143
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and down went the dirty, surly,
scurvy pirate.

144
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Ha-ha! Arrgghhh.

145
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And when little lost gorilla
looked around, he was all alone.

146
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Dinosaur, you don't wear pajamas.

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[laughing]

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And when the kindly old leopard told
the little lost gorilla, "You  are  home"...

149
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[gasps, stammers] ...I felt something.
I mean, right here.

150
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Well, look who sat and played nice
for a whole hour.

151
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What a surprisingly good boy.

152
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Yeah, I think he really liked it.

153
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Can the baby and me go play
in our room for a while?

154
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Sure. He seems well-behaved today.

155
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Thanks, Gigi.

156
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Well, look at that.

157
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You played nice for a while,
and now you're free to go do business.

158
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You really want me to say you were right,
don't you?

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-I do.
-[Gigi] What do you think, Timmy?

160
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-Story hour again tomorrow?
-Sure.

161
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I'm so glad we found something you like,

162
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and I had a great time reading
trashy magazines with the other seniors.

163
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In fact, I was telling Frederic
how lucky it was to find something

164
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the babies all enjoy so much.

165
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You told Frederic?

166
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Frederic Estes,
and these are my associates,

167
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the Consortium of Ancients.

168
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[all grunt]

169
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It's lovely to meet you.

170
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Would I be correct
if I called this place a library?

171
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Yes, of course you would.

172
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And this library is a place
where everyone is supposed to... shh.

173
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It's our most important rule.

174
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Well, then,

175
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-I'd say these babies don't belong here.
-What?

176
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Do they?

177
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But... this is story hour.

178
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And you go on and read
your hippy-dippy picture books.

179
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But rules is rules:
any baby makes any loud noises...

180
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pfft! Outta here!

181
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Uhh...

182
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Courtesy of local law enforcement.

183
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I literally have nothing better to do
right now. I hate crime.

184
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It's an old-fashioned turf war.

185
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Estes and his gang
are trying to muscle us out,

186
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take this library for themselves.

187
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They can't take story hour!

188
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I need my stories, man. Lookit.

189
00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,123
My shiv hand is getting antsy.

190
00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:05,920
Well, my tiny tots, rules are rules.

191
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No noises, or the nice policeman
will have to take you bye-bye.

192
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I'm sure you can all be
on your very quietest behavior. Right?

193
00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:19,312
[giggles]

194
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[man grunts]

195
00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:24,475
[Officer Doug] I'm sorry, sir,
but I'm sworn to uphold the law.

196
00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,234
[seniors grumbling]

197
00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:30,994
[grumbling]

198
00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:34,695
This library is baby territory.
We are not giving it up.

199
00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:37,202
Stay strong, stay silent.

200
00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:39,785
Can you see the puppy?

201
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,615
[giggles, grunts]

202
00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:44,918
-[Officer Doug] Sorry.
-Wha...?

203
00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:48,381
Uh-oh, Badger spilled his applesauce.

204
00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:51,092
[giggles, gasps]

205
00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,176
Caterpillar.

206
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[squeals]

207
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[librarian] Upside down!

208
00:09:58,180 --> 00:09:59,890
[babbling]

209
00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,350
[Officer Doug] Sorry. Sorry.

210
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:06,232
Boss, I can't.
My mouth keeps wanting to say things.

211
00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:08,984
Hang on, Jimbo. Don't let the oldies win.

212
00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:12,316
Who could it be? Boo!

213
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,073
[shrieks]

214
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,201
Uh-oh.

215
00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:22,373
[chair scraping]

216
00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,251
[senior grumbling]

217
00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:29,344
Gigi, Frederic Estes is being evil again.

218
00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:32,420
The "no loud noises" thing?
It is a library, Tim.

219
00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:33,586
Maybe we should just go.

220
00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:36,764
You kidding? This place is the first peace
I've gotten since I moved in.

221
00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:40,604
Your brother's been on his best behavior.
He'll be fine.

222
00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:48,225
Okay, who wants to read a book
about kittens?

223
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,654
[Staci growls, squeaks]

224
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:55,364
Throwing up wherever he pleases?
Is that how Janice raised your boy, Ted?

225
00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,616
He got kicked out of the public library.

226
00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:59,988
[groans] How bad was the fallout
after I got the boot?

227
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Timmy, of course, was a perfect angel.

228
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,908
Yes! Still the good kid.

229
00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:07,917
-I assume no more story hour.
-Even worse.

230
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,000
Estes got them to turn it into
"no babies" hour.

231
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:14,510
If they even see a baby in there
between 11 and noon,

232
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:18,720
all babies will be banned
from the library, any time, forever.

233
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,513
Ugh, Estes!

234
00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:23,926
And Gigi's probably never gonna trust you
out of her sight again.

235
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,726
-Ugh, Gigi!
-[monitor chimes, vibrates]

236
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:26,730
[Jimbo]  Boss.

237
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:27,651
Uh, Jimbo?

238
00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:31,438
-Uh, we got a situation.
-Yeah, sorry about story hour.

239
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,784
We'll take our library back,
don't you worry.

240
00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,239
-How you holding up, big guy?
-I'm fine, thanks.

241
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,320
[Staci screaming]

242
00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:40,872
-Staci's not.
-[ragged panting]

243
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:44,660
I told you, boss. I need my stories.

244
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:46,285
They keep me in my happy place,

245
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,752
and you do not want me
in my unhappy place!

246
00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,840
Stay happy, stay happy. I'll fix this.

247
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:54,513
[grunts, clears throat]

248
00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:56,918
Templeton,
you've got a basic public education.

249
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:59,507
How'd you like to fill in
for emergency story hour?

250
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,295
Better idea.

251
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,640
So if you read the stories,
it's a win for everybody.

252
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:06,770
I don't follow.

253
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,401
He gets stories,
you get him calm and quiet.

254
00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:12,023
Why can't you just read him the stories?

255
00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:14,646
Because I want the two of you
to get along,

256
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:17,703
and then you learn to trust the baby
and won't have to watch him all the time,

257
00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:21,698
and everybody stays completely sane.

258
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,123
[sighs]

259
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,945
Aw. I could never say no to my Timmy.

260
00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:29,207
Yes! Story hour with Gigi.

261
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,790
I'm gonna go invite the baby's friends.
Love you.

262
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,706
That baby has friends?

263
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:39,378
[Staci squeals quietly]

264
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,427
[giggles]

265
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,013
-How does this work?
-You just read.

266
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,347
Pick anything.

267
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:50,354
Hmm.  The Sassy, Gassy Crocodile.

268
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:54,019
Nope, nope, and nope.

269
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,778
[gasps, grunting]

270
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:03,869
"'Oh, no,' said Hippo sadly.
'All my friends forgot my birthday.'"

271
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:07,159
Ugh. Don't tell me.
They're planning a surprise party.

272
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:10,251
Yep, there it is. Shocker.
[blows raspberry]

273
00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:12,581
I did not see that coming.

274
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:17,126
Does this family own any storybooks
that aren't flaming garbage?

275
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,883
[whimpering]

276
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:24,512
They're babies, Gigi.
They like this stuff.

277
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:27,805
I'm not cut out for soft
and fuzzy nonsense.

278
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,230
I'm from steel country.

279
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,558
Spent my life in the mill,
turning fire into metal

280
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,484
and beating down any goon squads
who tried to break our union.

281
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,363
[babies giggle and coo]

282
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,611
Goon beating,
that's what gets your attention.

283
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,657
-If it works, it works.
-All right, kiddos.

284
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,830
We're playin' this Gigi style.

285
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,123
"Union," we'd shout.

286
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:52,793
And oh, boy, did we give 'em what for.
Boom!

287
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,383
[fighting grunts]

288
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:55,998
[babies giggling]

289
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,300
I can't believe this is actually working.

290
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,629
Another win for bonding with Gigi.

291
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:05,426
And as Henry the boilermaker
lay there, two words escaped his lips.

292
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:09,474
"Avenge me."

293
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:12,433
[angry grunts]

294
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:16,108
Well, if you've ever been hit with brass
knuckles, you know how that feels.

295
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,438
[growling]

296
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:20,229
This kid gets me.

297
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:23,034
You better believe we stood our ground.

298
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:26,282
Somebody tries to take something from you
in this life, what do you do?

299
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,945
You take it right back!

300
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,373
[combat scream]

301
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,253
Oh, my, is she okay?

302
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,869
[growling and snarling]

303
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,288
[Tim] Staci!

304
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,168
Did you see which way she went?

305
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:41,956
And there goes Gigi's story time.

306
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:46,177
-[Tim] Babies, no.
-What in the world?

307
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,720
Don't worry. I'll go after them.

308
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,603
Timmy! What?

309
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:00,900
[whistles]

310
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,286
[grunts, laughs]

311
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:18,753
[howls]

312
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,245
Oh, no.

313
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,298
What is that place?

314
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:27,378
[Boss Baby] The public library.

315
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:31,684
"Hollywood, the government
and young people.

316
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,684
Are they plotting
to steal your silverware?

317
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,311
Yes."

318
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:38,023
-Oh, yes.
-Mm-hmm.

319
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:41,073
-[vent cover slams]
-[Staci chuckles]

320
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,950
I should probably see what's going on.

321
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:47,988
[groans]

322
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:06,419
[gasps]

323
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:07,974
What are you doing here?

324
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,968
Your grandma was right.

325
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:14,102
Frederic and his old people gang took
this library from us, so what do we do?

326
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:17,941
We take it back. [shrieks] Union!

327
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,532
[groans, grunts]

328
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:36,454
This place is crawling with seniors.

329
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:47,553
I would love to take back our library
from them, but we need a plan.

330
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:48,881
Got one.

331
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:54,389
-[groans] Dagnabit!
-Sir, this is a library.

332
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,891
I'm afraid I'm going to have
to ask you to leave.

333
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,564
Horse apples. I pay my taxes.

334
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:03,523
Miss Summer's right.
You're outta here, Mister Loud Noise Man.

335
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,935
Wow, good thing I never leave this place.

336
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,355
This could actually work.

337
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,283
[Tim] Are you insane?

338
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,698
It's grown-ups only hour.

339
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:14,869
If they spot any of you here, they'll ban
babies from this library forever.

340
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:18,540
Well, then I guess we'd better
not get caught. Right, Staci?

341
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,502
[chuckling]

342
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:25,536
Babies!

343
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:28,337
Shh. That's not a baby, ma'am.

344
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,262
That's a big boy,

345
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:33,430
and you're gonna need to take
that yelling outside.

346
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,890
March.

347
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:39,270
Keep the librarian distracted.
We'll take care of the old people.

348
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:49,396
Here, little baby. Did you get lost?

349
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,815
This is Consortium of Ancients turf now.

350
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:58,579
[Staci giggles]

351
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,368
[loud grunt] Gosh-all hemlock!

352
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:08,457
[echoing giggle]

353
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:16,761
[echoing giggle]

354
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:29,942
[creaking]

355
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,445
[whispering] Mama.

356
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,571
[screams]

357
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,830
-[Boss Baby and Jimbo giggling]
-Huh?

358
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:49,294
Sorry to keep distracting you
for absolutely no reason involving babies,

359
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:53,263
but are you telling me
there's now a fiction and a nonfiction?

360
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,510
-Mm-hmm.
-[woman grunting]

361
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:57,511
And what would you say is the difference
between the two?

362
00:18:57,594 --> 00:19:00,144
Well, one is fictional,
and the other isn't.

363
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,642
Fascinating.

364
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,559
Might you direct me
to some of your nonfiction-iest books?

365
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:05,773
Of course.

366
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,523
And aren't you the most polite
young man I've ever--

367
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:09,895
[woman] Thunderation!

368
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,282
There's babies right over there!

369
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:19,583
Some people have no respect
for library etiquette.

370
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:23,251
Sorry, Meemaw. Love you.

371
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:25,871
You're out of the will.

372
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,877
I never felt so alive, sir.

373
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:32,455
Tell me there's more of 'em. Who's next?

374
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:33,876
Only one senior left.

375
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:36,589
The Big Kahuna. Where's Estes?

376
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:45,932
[chuckles]

377
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,229
[metallic clang]

378
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:38,819
Steel implants.
Lost both my buttocks in the war.

379
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:43,784
Wave bye-bye to the library forever,
babies.

380
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,373
[laughs] I feel like such a fool.

381
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,751
Here I was,
calling it the Doody Decimal System.

382
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:54,002
-[laughs] Doody.
-[Staci screaming]

383
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,094
-[babies babbling]
-What's that noise?

384
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,301
I'm sure it's fine.

385
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,932
Tell me more about these newspapers
on sticks.

386
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,178
[Estes grunting]

387
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,005
I should really look.

388
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,135
I looked for you.

389
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,219
Turns out, nothing there. Whoo!

390
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:13,267
-I'm just gonna turn around for one sec.
-[distorted] No!

391
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:20,236
Where are those babies? [panting]

392
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,359
Shh.

393
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,710
Eww-eww-eww!

394
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:33,831
That'll be quite enough
from our noisy seniors today, thank you.

395
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,037
The babies!

396
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,297
What about the babies?

397
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,052
Don't worry, Gigi.
I'll get them all home safe.

398
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,262
[whispers] I feel so good about this day.

399
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:43,392
Nice work, Templeton.

400
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:46,218
Dodging a police officer
and distracting a librarian?

401
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,305
I'd say you've gotten over your panic
around authority figures.

402
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,811
Hmm. Still one more to go.

403
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:56,064
I know you're upset they banned you
from the library for life.

404
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,693
Eh, I hate the quiet.

405
00:21:57,774 --> 00:22:01,404
I just thought for a minute there,
I actually was bonding with this one.

406
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:03,946
What are you talking about?
You totally bonded with him.

407
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,991
He saw a baby in trouble,
and his first instinct was to go help.

408
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:10,077
Sticking together,
just like your union stories

409
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,502
or like a family.

410
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,878
Let's call you a work in progress.

411
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,089
[Boss Baby coos]

412
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:18,752
Same to you, Gigi.

413
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,957
Yes! I am calling that a win.

414
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,182
Whoo!

415
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,295
[Summer] The angry seniors were banished,

416
00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:30,887
and with no one left to object,
the tiny tots returned,

417
00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:35,314
and they all had story hour
happily ever after.

418
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:37,605
Oh, yeah. [chuckles]

419
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:39,608
That's the good stuff.

420
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,360
[theme song playing]

421
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,215
♪ Boss Baby ♪