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[grunts]

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Hold all my calls.

3
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[giggling]

4
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♪ Boss Baby ♪

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♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss
Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪

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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪

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♪ Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪

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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪

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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

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[cats meowing to music]

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[monitor beeps]

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[reporter] Mr. Mayor,
I have one follow-up question.

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[purring]

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[meowing continues]

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[growling]

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[yowling]

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Gwendolyn!

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Hunnerdbuttons,
light a match on this foofaraw.

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[yowling]

24
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All right there, Hunnerdbuttons?

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Mr. Mayor,
I thought you were allergic to cats.

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[chuckles] You bet I am,

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but Hunnerdbuttons is a special,
non-shedding kitten.

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Got him free
from a local businessman, Bootsy--

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-[reporters exclaiming]
-[sneezing]

30
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My allergies! Hunnerdbuttons!

31
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Why?

32
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[reporters screaming]

33
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[Bootsy cackling]

34
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How do you like that, Boss Baby?

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[Staci] Um...

36
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You know he's not here, right?

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What? Of course he is!

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-One of these...
-Unh-unh.

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-...has to be...
-Hey!

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I think that guy delivers
the birthday balloons.

41
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Well, how am I supposed to tell a bunch
of babies in suits apart?

42
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-I'm a girl!
-Ah! Fine, then!

43
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Where is Boss Baby?

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[camera whirring]

45
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[sighs]

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-[baby monitor chiming]
-[gasps]

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-Talk to me!
-Aw, am I interrupting nappy-nap time?

48
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Calico! Wait, you're at Baby Corp?!

49
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Oh, my fancy goodness! I am!

50
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-How did you--
-Can I tell you a story?

51
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Of course I can.
Babies love silly stories.

52
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Now, I told you
I was out raised by kittens.

53
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Well, one day, my Mama Kitten
was climbing her favorite tree--

54
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prance, prance, prance.

55
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-Oh, no! She slipped!
-[meowing]

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Now, she's dangling from a tree branch
ten feet off the ground.

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[gasps]

58
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Now, now. Mama was more embarrassed
than anything.

59
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It was fine...

60
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until somebody, Boss Baby,

61
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decided to capture

62
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the most humiliating moment
of my Mama Kitten's life

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and turn it into an amusing office poster!

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Oh, yes. That was entirely
Boss Baby's idea. I remember.

65
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Payback time, Boss Baby!

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Courtesy of my... Come on, say it.

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Six well-placed kittens!

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And I want you to see it happen.

69
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No. Even better,
I want you out there, helpless to stop it.

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Meow!

71
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-Wait!
-[Staci] He can't get out there.

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Looks like he got grounded,
maximum security.

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Then I guess you babies
better form a posse and bust him out!

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Big Boss man, right?

75
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You're assigned to head the rescue team.

76
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No, I'm the Chief Executive.
I don't do things.

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I criticize the way others do things.

78
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Well, allow me to tell you
what I'm gonna do to you if'n you don't!

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[Bootsy whispering]

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[gasps, grunts] My mind is changed.
And now my diaper needs to be.

81
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Come on. Somebody answer!

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[teleporting zaps]

83
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[squeaking]

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[triplets grunting]

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[knuckles crack]

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[triplets grunt]

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I want you to know,
I do this under protest.

88
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But magnificently.

89
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[Dad] Honey, both nanny cams went dark.

90
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[Mom] Oh, my gosh.
Is the baby missing again?

91
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-[footsteps approaching]
-[babies gasping, panting]

92
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[snoring]

93
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Okay, okay. He's still sleeping.

94
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[snoring continues]

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Guess who's getting jail broke?

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-Go away.
-You're mad I got you in trouble.

97
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Good. We can use that anger.

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I said go away.

99
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Bootsy Calico's master plan is
in full swing,

100
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and surprise twist, it's personal.

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Don't care.

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Funny story, actually.
You know that "Hang in there" poster?

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Turns out the kitten hanging for its life
was Bootsy's mom.

104
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What kind of spaced out hippie
was running that adoption agency?

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-I'm off topic.
-Wait.

106
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There we go. Field team's outside.
We ride like thunder. Hyah!

107
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So not only did you turn
Mega Fat CEO Baby into a villain,

108
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but Bootsy Calico is your fault, too?

109
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Can't live in the past, Templeton.

110
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Six Well-Placed Kittens,
it's happening right now.

111
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So what? You think I'm mad
because you got me in trouble?

112
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I'm mad because it's always the same thing
with you. Bootsy, Mega Fat, me.

113
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Whoever gets hurt, "It's just business."
So go ahead.

114
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You and Bootsy can fight over who gets
more love. You deserve each other.

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-It's just us.
-[Mega Fat] Coolly-cool.

116
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Uh, I done did my deed,
so, Magnus, let's bounce.

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-Sir.
-Oh, your mouth is respectful,

118
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but the hand is far too sassy.
Off, off, sassy hand.

119
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Baby Corp is in the hands of a madman.

120
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He's got six kittens out there,
setting loose who knows what.

121
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And if we're going to stop this,
we need everyone.

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Whatever your job title,
whatever your department,

123
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whatever beef you have with me,

124
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today, we are all the field team.

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[blows raspberry]

126
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Everyone join in. It's much more fun
than clapping. And also, I don't care.

127
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Oh, and also, also... [blows raspberry]

128
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I will join your field team.

129
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What?!

130
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[groans]

131
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Fine. But only because Magnus is doing it.

132
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Always got your back, boss.

133
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[all] Yeah!

134
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I don't know what I'm agreeing to.

135
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Six well-placed kittens...
who are they, and where are they?

136
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-[baby monitor chimes]
-Well, all you had to do was ask, silly.

137
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Boop.

138
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-Sir, he's giving us the locations.
-And daring us to stop them in time.

139
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Bootsy already sicced one on the mayor.

140
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And Gwendolyn sold out Jimbo
to sneak Bootsy into Baby Corp.

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[shouting] Gwendolyn!

142
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Only four to go. Triplets,

143
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we've got a copycat at the water
and power plants. Take him out.

144
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[triplets grunting]

145
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Hendershot, Magnus and Mega Fat,

146
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looks like Mangy Kitten
is headed that way, too. Go!

147
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[groaning]

148
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Running? I take back my consent.

149
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-Staci, Jimbo, Cat Cop at the park.
-On it, boss.

150
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That leaves Templeton and me to--
Oh, yeah. [sighs] Solo it is.

151
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"Mayor incapacitated by allergic fit"?

152
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Grab your camera. I'm almost TV-ready.

153
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[meows]

154
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I've got eyes on Mr. Pineapple.

155
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We are go for Pineapple.

156
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-[cat screeches]
-[Marsha screaming]

157
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I need that hair for work, you gargoyle.

158
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Gah! Too late. Status report. Tell me
you're having better luck than I am.

159
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Cat Cop about to pounce.

160
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[meows]

161
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Ten-41, ten-41, ice cream
has been dispatched to my tummy.

162
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[Staci grunts]

163
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Jimbo, now!

164
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Run, run, run, run, throw!

165
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-[clangs]
-Criminy-jeepers swear word!

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[both cheering]

167
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-Yeah! We did it! Yes!
-[dialing]

168
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We got one, Bootsy.

169
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I'm afraid Cat Cop won't be getting
the drop on Officer Doug.

170
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Oh, silly. Of course not.
She's not dropping anywhere.

171
00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:06,836
Cat Cop, time to branch out.

172
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[yowling]

173
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[gasps] My old partner, stuck in a tree?

174
00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:17,102
Oh, I don't care how corrupt you were,
no kitty deserves this.

175
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I need backup.

176
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-[tires screeching]
-[sirens blaring]

177
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[indistinct chatter]

178
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[woman] Just speak softly to her, Doug.

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[Bootsy] ♪ Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow ♪

180
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♪ Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

181
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♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪

182
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Five, six, go!

183
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No! What?! I don't--

184
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-[alarm blaring]
-Gah!

185
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[woman] What's happening?

186
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[man] Think somebody should stay behind
and run the power plant?

187
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[man 2] Eh, it's fine.

188
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[imitates alarm]

189
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Sorry, boss.

190
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He's only the fifth kitten.

191
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We can still stop this.
We have to find number six.

192
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[yowls]

193
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[snarling]

194
00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:03,806
He's going for the reservoir.
That's the whole town's water supply.

195
00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:08,691
-I do not want to drink cat.
-He'll never go in. Cats hate water.

196
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:11,494
Now, let's all just stand here
and watch me be right about--

197
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-[grunts]
-[both groan]

198
00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:14,988
[grunts]

199
00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,656
-[grunts]
-[yowls]

200
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,035
[grunts]

201
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,878
[flies buzzing]

202
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:35,383
Well, that's disgusting.
Contamination in the reservoir.

203
00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:37,506
-Shut down the water supply!
-[button buzzes]

204
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:44,233
I tried really hard, everyone, but...
[blows raspberry] You know.

205
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:48,690
That's all six kittens.
I-- I failed. It's happened.

206
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,645
Wait. Exactly what's happened?

207
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,744
Bootsy, how is this supposed to make
anyone love kittens more than babies?

208
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:55,914
Baby boy...

209
00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,367
this is revenge.

210
00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:03,369
I don't care about getting love.
I'm here to make it all go away.

211
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,330
-[gasps]
-What do you suppose is gonna happen

212
00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:10,455
when this town loses its electricity
and clean water?

213
00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:11,884
[electricity crackles]

214
00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:13,802
-[people shouting]
-[man] Oh, man!

215
00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:16,505
Ugh! Perfect.

216
00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:17,842
-[cooing]
-[baby giggling]

217
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,887
[Bootsy] I'm thinking a whole lot
of angry people.

218
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:24,271
-[woman] Oh!
-[all arguing]

219
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,480
And who's there to calm them down
when their tempers explode?

220
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:29,651
Not the police or fire department.

221
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,816
My baby's stinky,
and I can't clean her up.

222
00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:35,820
Don't you bring that thing near me.
I'll call the police.

223
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:37,493
They are not answering.

224
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,322
No police? It's every man for himself.

225
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,948
[shouts, grunts]

226
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,294
I blame the government.

227
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[Bootsy]
No help from the mayor, bless him.

228
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,709
-[sneezes]
-[meows]

229
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:52,840
Bless you. Folks can't even get answers
from ol' reliable Channel Eight News.

230
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:56,170
Because at present,
it's lying on a living room floor

231
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,837
with a pineapple in its bouffant.

232
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,763
I believe Napoleon once said,

233
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:05,556
"Give me a thousand good men,
and I will take the world."

234
00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:09,436
Well, I just brought down a whole town
with six kitty cats.

235
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:12,732
But I like the whole town.

236
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:16,107
I am sorry
about your adoptive kitten mother,

237
00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:18,863
but revenge is like peeing yourself
to stay warm.

238
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:20,866
Oh, at first, it feels amazing.

239
00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:23,948
But, in the end,
it leaves you even colder than before.

240
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:27,121
-And now your pants are soggy.
-Too late, Boss Baby.

241
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:30,956
This town's already fixing to explode.

242
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:35,301
No more love for anyone.

243
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:36,459
[cackling]

244
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:39,507
-[man] I'm jaywalking! I'm jaywalking!
-[all screaming]

245
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,680
Who took my batteries?

246
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,514
-What do we do, boss?
-I-- I don't--

247
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:48,347
-Hang on, I'm... I just-- ugh!
-Inspiring.

248
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:51,897
-Wait, I know what we do. Nothing.
-What?

249
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:55,071
Who comes out looking bad here?
Yeah, kitty cats.

250
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,779
That's great for our business.

251
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,607
But the town. We can't-- We have to help!

252
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:01,525
[scoffing] No, we don't.

253
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,954
-I just--
-Look at you.

254
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,032
You used to be the Boss Baby.

255
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:06,162
[stammers]

256
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:09,162
Then you went and joined a family,

257
00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:12,496
started caring about things.
What did that get you?

258
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,840
-[Boss Baby] I... I'm...
-I'll be back.

259
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:18,384
I'm a little off my game today.
What is wrong with me?

260
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:20,797
I don't know, it's--
I just need to think!

261
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,176
I told you to go away. Ow!

262
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,064
Man up, man-baby.

263
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:29,429
Staci?

264
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:32,345
I get why you're mad,
but things are nuts out there.

265
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:34,516
And the boss is a sweaty mess without you.

266
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:37,265
[scoffs] He doesn't need anybody
but himself.

267
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,488
He doesn't care about anybody but himself.

268
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:44,157
Maybe that used to be true, but then
why's he out there right now, huh?

269
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:48,868
Sometimes I think Baby Corp
spends so much time trying to get love,

270
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,213
we forget why babies need it.

271
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:57,375
Ever since BB became your brother,
he's been a better boss, a better baby.

272
00:13:57,628 --> 00:14:00,418
I guess... love changes everything.

273
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:05,175
So even if you still won't come help,
I just wanted to say...

274
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,005
thanks.

275
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,313
If I say I'll go,
will you stop hugging me?

276
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,521
I don't need an excuse
to stop hugging you.

277
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,693
Maybe-- No, that wouldn't--

278
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,610
Uh... [groans]

279
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,979
[hyperventilating]

280
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:22,186
-Should we hit him with something?
-Oh, yes, please.

281
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,358
-[Mega Fat grunts]
-[gasps] Templeton!

282
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,034
So are we gonna stop Bootsy Calico
or what?

283
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:33,287
All right, we've got a town of panicked,
angry citizens.

284
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,172
How do we get this toothpaste back
in the tube?

285
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:36,669
Ideas. Jimbo.

286
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,380
-I'm still angry about Gwendolyn.
-Not an idea.

287
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:41,801
-Staci.
-I brought Tim. Does that count?

288
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,877
If it helps, somebody told me
love changes everything.

289
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,596
[Mega Fat blowing a raspberry]

290
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,269
Come on, everyone, join in

291
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:56,350
so the man-baby knows
how foolish his yak-yak is.

292
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,524
Wait. I have a plan,
but it needs a volunteer.

293
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:03,192
Some baby is about to become
a Baby Corp legend.

294
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:08,620
I've changed my opinion of man-baby's
yak-yak, and also, I volunteer.

295
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,041
[grunting]

296
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,618
Safety line is secure.

297
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,083
You wanna rally a town
that's being torn apart?

298
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:19,134
Give them something to care about.
Hang in there, Mega Fat CEO Baby.

299
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:21,749
[gasps] You're pinching my mega fats.

300
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:26,086
Oh, my sweet goodness,
there's a baby in that tree.

301
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,005
[woman screams]

302
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:29,597
Somebody save that baby!

303
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,562
There's a baby in danger?

304
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,219
That's way more important
than punching out my feelings.

305
00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:39,189
Sorry, Cat Cop. A baby needs saving.
You'll land on your feet.

306
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:41,824
[meows]

307
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,779
-[man] Save that baby.
-[woman] I'm coming!

308
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,149
[man 2] Yee-haw!

309
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,991
[sneezing] Must provide...

310
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:53,043
-baby-saving... leadership.
-[yowls]

311
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:56,578
-[grunting]
-[indistinct phone chatter]

312
00:15:56,664 --> 00:16:00,384
Wait, Roosevelt,
did you just say, "baby stuck in tree"?

313
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:05,839
For journalism and ratings glory!

314
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,422
[yowls, thuds]

315
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:08,428
[all yelling]

316
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:12,096
To heck with the alarms.
Our town's trying to rescue a baby,

317
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:16,019
and they are gonna have
all the water and power they need!

318
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,190
[yelling continues]

319
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,356
[imitates alarm]

320
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:28,071
[grunting]

321
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,953
-[clamoring]
-[sirens blaring]

322
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,744
Ladders over there.
Backup nets at the ready.

323
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:36,413
Everyone remain calm.
Your mayor is in control.

324
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,825
[chuckling]

325
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:41,383
Everybody loves me,
and I love being loved.

326
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,995
You know what to do. We'll meet you there.

327
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:49,843
But in our town's darkest hour,
one thing brought us all together--

328
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:52,295
a lovable, helpless baby.

329
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:56,143
No, no, no, no, meow, meow, meow.
No, meow, meow, no!

330
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,562
[elevator dings]

331
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,357
[hisses]

332
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,319
Oh, you think you won?

333
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:09,149
Sweet baby helplessness
might sway the local yokels,

334
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:13,736
but that ain't gonna stop me
and my feral friends.

335
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,204
[all yowling]

336
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:16,487
Oh, I know.

337
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,412
But, you see,
there's a flip side to babies.

338
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:23,705
It's one we at Baby Corp
don't like to advertise in our brochures.

339
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,962
Sweet and helpless one minute...

340
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:29,665
And the next, we turn into fit throwing,
ankle biting psychopaths.

341
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,844
[triplets] Oh, yeah!

342
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:36,351
You think you know chaos, Calico?
Try dealing with a cranky baby.

343
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:39,930
[scoffs] You're bluffing.
You're all office babies.

344
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,637
All buttoned up and corporate.

345
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,605
Fair point. But I wasn't talking about us.

346
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,395
Meet Scooter Buskie.

347
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,404
[elevator dings]

348
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,355
[Boss Baby] Worst baby in the world.

349
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:55,572
Scooter, the bad man has cookies
and juice boxes for you.

350
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:57,373
What?

351
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,541
-[screeching]
-Ah!

352
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,748
[gasps, screams]

353
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,336
Follow that awful child's lead.

354
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:11,218
Cry havoc and let slip the babies of war!

355
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:14,258
[all yelling]

356
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,144
[yowling]

357
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,470
-[Bootsy screaming]
-[growling]

358
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,603
[triplets grunting]

359
00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:31,486
Catch me, Uncle Bootsy.

360
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:35,108
-[grunts]
-Honk. Your nose is my prisoner.

361
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,567
[groaning] Ow!

362
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,948
Have mercy. [sobbing]

363
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:44,325
-I surrender.
-Pleasure doing business with you.

364
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,294
[cheering]

365
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,419
-[meows]
-I trusted you, Gwendolyn.

366
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,295
How could you betray me?

367
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,932
-Cat.
-Oh, yeah.

368
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,797
-So soft. [giggling]
-[purrs]

369
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:01,893
Have fun at the pound. We can be friends
when you pay your debt to society.

370
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:02,814
Bye!

371
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,228
Calico, you're going with my brother.

372
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,766
And here's precisely how it's going down.

373
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:13,820
Only Tim Templeton could've seen through
my diabolical plan and saved everyone.

374
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:17,281
Also, he should be making
at least twice his current allowance.

375
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,698
It's insulting.

376
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:22,453
I don't care about the allowance.
And I'm sorry I've been sneaking out.

377
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:25,746
I just thought you'd never believe me
about Mr. Calico's evilness.

378
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:26,671
Are you mad?

379
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,999
-Mad? Timmy, you're our hero.
-Oh!

380
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,921
[Templeton]
And Bootsy went to cat people prison,

381
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,255
and Mom and Dad are happy again,
and there's ice cream. And it's the best!

382
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,048
You have to celebrate with us.

383
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:40,215
Home in five, I promise.

384
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,184
[elevator dings]

385
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,266
Mega Fat CEO Baby.

386
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,940
Nice work up there.
So, you and me are good?

387
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:52,816
You wrecked the office?
For the second time this summer?

388
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:53,820
[chuckles]

389
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,321
I know. Heck of a way to win, but, uh...

390
00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:58,661
Ha!

391
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,411
-Uh...
-Ha ha!

392
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,373
Where are we going with this?

393
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,701
[upbeat music playing over stereo]

394
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,713
[rhythmic laughter]

395
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,880
-You're fired!
-What?!

396
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,920
I wrote this song, like, five months ago,

397
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,965
and I can't believe I finally get
to use it.

398
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,589
♪ You're fired, you're fired
Ha, ha, ha, ha, you're fired ♪

399
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:21,684
Second verse.

400
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,814
There was a first verse?

401
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:28,016
♪ Is Boss Baby fired or not?
I don't know, let's ask a robot ♪

402
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:30,601
♪ You're fi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-red ♪

403
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,187
He says you're fired. What?!

404
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,862
-I just saved this company.
-Shh! It's the breakdown.

405
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:39,154
♪ See, because I am the CEO
Three times your salary-EO ♪

406
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:44,868
♪ We all bow down to me-EO Tee-hee!
Here's how it be-E-O M G, you are fired! ♪

407
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,118
[imitating robot]

408
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,539
Big finish. ♪ Ha, ha, ha, you're-- ♪

409
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:58,381
Allow me to tell you what I'm gonna do
to you if'n you don't.

410
00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:00,972
[whispering] I don't care about Baby Corp.

411
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:03,141
Help me ruin Boss Baby,

412
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:06,180
-and you can keep it.
-Deal.

413
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,055
-[monitor beeps]
-[all gasping]

414
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:09,689
Who?

415
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,062
Magnus!

416
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,984
I asked you to make those recordings
strictly in case

417
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:18,935
I came up with fresh new rhymes
for the "Ha Ha You're Fired" song.

418
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:21,736
I am a baby of conscience.

419
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,372
[gong clangs]

420
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:27,908
[male voice] A message from
the board of directors.

421
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:30,708
Mega Fat CEO Baby...

422
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,542
you're fired.

423
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:34,995
What?!

424
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,745
[laughing]

425
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:39,423
-Phil?
-[button dings]

426
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:45,179
No. You can't fire me.
I enjoy power way too much, guys.

427
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,562
-[button dings]
-[screaming]

428
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,307
[chuckles] Oh.

429
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:52,393
So satisfying.

430
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,397
-[gong clangs]
-[male voice] Boss Baby,

431
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,900
the board of directors
wishes to meet you upstairs...

432
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,069
right now.

433
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,402
Beebs, it's the big time.

434
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,742
We do need a new CEO.

435
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,040
Your Eminences, I'm honored. I...

436
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,498
[giggles]

437
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:16,132
[music playing over dialogue]

438
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,419
You have to celebrate with us.

439
00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:22,757
Home in five. I promise.

440
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,716
How about first thing Monday morning?

441
00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:29,064
[all gasping]

442
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,769
I'm booked all weekend.

443
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:33,016
[Boss Baby giggling]

444
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:34,061
[all laughing]

445
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,104
We're in trouble now. Oh, watch it.

446
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:38,984
I love this family!

447
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,820
[theme song playing]

448
00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:04,926
♪ Boss Baby ♪