1 00:00:11,469 --> 00:00:12,299 [grunts] 2 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:14,934 Hold all my calls. 3 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,725 [giggling] 4 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:19,389 ♪ Boss Baby ♪ 5 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:23,517 ♪ I'm the boss, Boss Baby Boss boss, Boss Baby, boss boss ♪ 6 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:28,646 ♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪ 7 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:31,067 ♪ Stroller rolling Up and down the boulevard ♪ 8 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,741 ♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪ 9 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:39,575 ♪ I run this house, I rule this crib Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪ 10 00:00:39,664 --> 00:00:42,424 ♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪ 11 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,960 -♪ Who's in charge? ♪ -♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪ 12 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:53,425 -[marker squeaking] -[yawns] 13 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:58,394 [Boss Baby] What I've learned from the airplane incident: Mega Fat CEO Baby, 14 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:02,055 that scooting diaper rash, will stop at nothing to get me fired. 15 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:07,979 How do I protect my job? I need a very big win. But from where? Concentrate. 16 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:11,568 -Hey! Here's just the pick-me-up we need. -[jazz music playing] 17 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,784 Hot poppin' jazz to keep me awake. 18 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:15,485 -[music gets louder] -Nice. Ooh! 19 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:19,495 I love that jazz sizzlin' in my little lady veins. Whoo-hoo! Yes! 20 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:22,959 It's eight o'clock. Can you turn to the Goofball Chuck Nighttime Morning Show? 21 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:27,501 That's a no, daddy-o. This jazz is like coffee for my ears. 22 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:30,507 -Okay. -[scatting] 23 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:34,547 -"Okay"? -What? He's my dad. He said no. 24 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:40,016 [laughs] "No" is just the first word in a very interesting conversation. 25 00:01:40,099 --> 00:01:42,229 You have to think of parents as adversaries 26 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:44,730 to be sliced to bits at the negotiation table. 27 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:46,313 No, you think like that. 28 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:49,727 -I think of Mom and Dad as best friends. -Oh, Templeton. 29 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:50,898 [siren blaring] 30 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:54,494 [gasps] Did we do crimes? Are we gonna get arrested? 31 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:57,582 No, Tim. I don't know why he's pulling us over. 32 00:01:57,659 --> 00:02:00,999 [blaring continues] 33 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:05,209 Turn off the jazz. I don't want him to think we're ruffians. 34 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:11,417 What is it, officer? Driving too carefully? [chuckles] 35 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:14,716 My new partner smelled trouble and she's never wrong. 36 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,721 Partner! Here, partner! 37 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:18,758 -Ahh! -[meowing] 38 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:21,557 -[gasps] -Ain't she cute as a nickel? 39 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:24,641 But she's also tough as nails. I call her Cat Cop. 40 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:26,267 -Cat Cop? -Cat Cop. 41 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:29,774 -Cat Cop? -Cat Cop? [laughs] 42 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,398 That is hilarious. 43 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:35,157 -[meowing] -What's that, little partner? 44 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:37,988 -[meowing] -Seems like there's a pretty big problem. 45 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:41,494 I'm gonna check it out. Oh, broken taillight. 46 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:44,368 I'm pretty sure it wasn't broken when we started driving. 47 00:02:44,455 --> 00:02:50,955 -Hmm. Weird. I'll write you up a warning. -[meowing] 48 00:02:51,045 --> 00:02:53,875 What's that, girl? I should write a full-blown citation? 49 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:56,465 -[meows] -Wait, I'm getting a ticket now 50 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:59,051 -because of the cat? -Do you have a problem 51 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:00,597 with my partner's judgment? 52 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,930 -[yowls] -[gasps] No, officer, sir. 53 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:10,816 Hey! Goo-goo ga-ga there! Kind of funny, actually. 54 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:14,739 Cat Cop's been having me pull over a heck of a lot of baby families lately. 55 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:18,239 I had no idea folks with babies were such troublemakers. 56 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:20,703 Anyway, have a nice night, folks. 57 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:23,833 [growls] 58 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:27,245 What realm of dark flame have we come home to? 59 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,418 [grunting] 60 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:34,264 [sighs] Now, you're bringing in the luggage for them? 61 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:38,049 -What? I love helping. -Then come over here and help me. 62 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:39,764 -[Mom snoring] -What's up? 63 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:42,314 I'm trying to reconstruct what happened while we were in Paris. 64 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:47,018 "Cat Cop given real badge. Brought on as a police mascot, 65 00:03:47,101 --> 00:03:50,731 this former stray turned local hero has quickly proven her worth. 66 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:53,573 After seeing the little kitten's savvy nose for crime, 67 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:58,150 the chief has promoted Cat Cop from mascot to an official member of the force." 68 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:02,698 She's come a long way since her legendary act of heroism in Dangerous Well Park. 69 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:08,044 "...said Cat Cop's partner, who's human and not a cat." This is journalism? 70 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:12,422 What's this legendary act of heroism in Dangerous Well Park hoo-ha? 71 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,962 I don't buy it. Something's rotten. 72 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:20,635 Look! "Cat saves man from well. The man had been in the well for hours. 73 00:04:20,718 --> 00:04:23,218 The gathering crowd had no clue how to save him..." 74 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:25,524 -Does anybody have a big stick? -[meowing] 75 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:28,978 "...when a little stray kitten came prancing up to the rescue." 76 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:35,107 -[all cheering] -[Boss Baby] No, this doesn't make sense. 77 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:38,611 What kind of grown man gets stuck in a well? 78 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:40,664 [both gasp] 79 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:45,448 -It's Bootsy Calico! -Of course! Oh, Bootsy, you went too far. 80 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:48,155 This is perfect! It solves everything. 81 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:50,826 -Uh... how? -Stay with me, Templeton. 82 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:52,705 Calico's plots have always been ruthless, 83 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:56,172 but up till now, there's been nothing actually illegal, right? 84 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:57,464 Sure? 85 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:02,506 -"Oh, I'm Bootsy Calico." -Nuh-uh. 86 00:05:02,593 --> 00:05:04,803 -That's Football Mike. -Just go with it. 87 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:08,177 "I opened a cat restaurant to make people love cats. 88 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:12,226 I trained cats to sound like crying babies so people hate babies. 89 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,772 No crimes here." 90 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,975 Hold it right there, Bootsy! 91 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:20,445 I shut your cat restaurant down, I foiled your crybaby cat plot! 92 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:24,028 "Oh, no, now, I'm desperate." Here's Cat Cop. 93 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:25,825 -Um... -I'm aware it's a dinosaur. 94 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:30,576 Meow, meow. "I'm gonna stage a fake rescue to get you on the police force 95 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:32,753 and make you do my evil bidding." 96 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,712 That is a crime! Fraud, corruption. 97 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:39,213 You're going to jail. Bootsy goes down! Boss Baby's a hero! 98 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:42,217 Whoo! What do you think about that, Mega Fat CEO Baby? 99 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:46,757 "Unter gunter! I'm going to get you fired." Mega fat chance. 100 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:52,228 Boom! [grunting] Try firing me now! I'm the king of this company. 101 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:59,150 Ahh! I'm king of your face! [cackling] 102 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:00,073 Templeton? 103 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:05,031 [grunting] You seemed busy, so I went back to helping. 104 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:09,544 No. No, no, no. I can't watch you throw away your potential like this. 105 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:13,289 You're coming with me to Baby Corp. I'm gonna bust Bootsy, protect my job, 106 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:15,502 and give you your first lesson in... 107 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,094 power negotiating. 108 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:19,709 [voice echoing] 109 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:25,472 I need Mega Fat CEO Baby to approve the gold star surveillance package. 110 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,641 State-of-the-art equipment, sweet van, the works. 111 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,470 Isn't Mega Fat's office upstairs? 112 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:33,425 Rule one of negotiation: never meet your adversary on their turf. 113 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:36,978 I thought negotiation was marching in and being all, "Hey, I want this, 114 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:40,783 -so give it to me now, dummy!" -No! Remain cool! Down to earth. 115 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:44,398 And never ask for what you want. Ask for more than what you want. 116 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:48,697 -Let them talk you down. -Oh, so they think they won. 117 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:50,953 I call them "smiling salami butts." 118 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:54,405 So happy, no idea they've just been sliced to a nub. 119 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:58,384 There's our target, tossing back cookies 120 00:06:58,459 --> 00:07:01,169 -like he's his own grandma. -I don't get it. 121 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:06,344 Neither do I. Let's get that gold star package. Mega Fat CEO Baby. 122 00:07:06,425 --> 00:07:07,965 The picture of good health. 123 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:12,890 Oh, Boss Baby, I'm so glad you survived 124 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:16,984 that airplane incident in which I had no part you can prove, but I'm surprised 125 00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:20,191 you'd show your chubby cheeks in here again so soon. 126 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,903 He does have adorable chubby cheeks, doesn't he? 127 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:25,114 Like a dainty chipmunk. 128 00:07:25,194 --> 00:07:27,704 So nice of you to say. 129 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:31,200 Always a kind compliment coming from your copious mouth. 130 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:34,164 Whatever you're buttering me up for, the answer is no. 131 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:37,455 I know how to take down Bootsy Calico's entire operation. 132 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:41,000 Your request was pre-answered, and the answer was "no." 133 00:07:41,085 --> 00:07:43,875 Wait, wait. Hold on, Magnus. My ears are perky. 134 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:50,934 All I need from you is... the platinum supernova surveillance package. 135 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:53,222 Ha! Brown surveillance package for you. 136 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:56,726 Unacceptable! Oh, I also need you to make me co-CEO. 137 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:59,599 That's too funny to laugh at. I'm going to go ahead 138 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:03,897 -and keep trying to get you fired. -So, how about we... 139 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:05,225 [cracks neck] 140 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,318 ...negotiate? 141 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,823 [inaudible dialogue] 142 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:19,961 [inaudible dialogue] 143 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:27,719 Gold star surveillance package. And if you get Bootsy, I stop trying to fire you. 144 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:30,888 You get nothing else. Final. I win. Shh! No more words. 145 00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:33,218 If that's all you can give me. 146 00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:38,138 [snickering] Sucker. Do you think he heard that? 147 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:42,556 Mega Fat CEO Baby has quietly called you a sucker. 148 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,227 You are the best, Magnus. 149 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,649 He's a smiling salami butt! 150 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:54,577 Meet your new best friend. Baby's First Book of Negotiation. 151 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:58,195 Learn it, live it. I've got gold star surveilling to do. 152 00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:02,826 I deserve this. I mean, it just feels right. 153 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:07,417 [panting] Sorry I'm late. Ooh, we're hugging cars? 154 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:08,835 -[chuckles] -[car alarm blaring] 155 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:11,343 -[car beeps] -All right, you two, listen up. 156 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:14,505 Step one, catch Cat Cop in the act of dirty deeds. 157 00:09:14,595 --> 00:09:17,465 Step two, prove that Bootsy is giving Cat Cop orders. 158 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:21,937 Step three, let the benevolent tsunami of job security wash over me. 159 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,516 -Where's Tim? -He's a little busy... 160 00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:27,733 becoming incredible. 161 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:32,953 No way this stuff works. Mom, will you come here, please? 162 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,908 What do you need, sweetie? 163 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:41,503 Um, well, first, you look great. Picture of good health. 164 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,956 Weird compliment to get from my son, but thank you. 165 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:48,752 You know what would really be great for me? For all of us? 166 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:53,838 If I had a huge bowl of ice cream for lunch. I'm thinking punch bowl? 167 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:56,386 Ha! What? No. 168 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:59,060 Okay, then. Um, maybe we should... 169 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,020 [neck cracks] 170 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:01,519 ...negotiate. 171 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,021 [inaudible dialogue] 172 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,243 [inaudible dialogue] 173 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,870 All right, one cone before lunch, final offer. 174 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,660 Throw in a set of sprinkles, and I think we have a deal. 175 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:22,912 [gasps] 176 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,130 I'm eating ice cream at 10:30 in the morning? 177 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:28,789 This book is amazing. 178 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:33,011 [baby cooing] 179 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:38,678 -I got eyes on Cat Cop! -[baby cooing] 180 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,852 -[meows] -[gasps] 181 00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:50,734 [meowing] 182 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:53,026 What's that, partner? Issue a jaywalking ticket? 183 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:57,660 -That dirty cat made her jaywalk! -Jimbo, did you get that? Photo, video? 184 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,160 I can do that? 185 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:02,331 Sorry. I'm used to the brown surveillance package. 186 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:05,581 ♪ I'm a little kitty cat Crossing the street ♪ 187 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,325 [gasps] My evidence! 188 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:16,928 [neck cracks] 189 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,222 [police siren, gunfire on TV] 190 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:22,224 We're good parents. 191 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,768 [grunts] 192 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,935 Did you see that? She broke the taillight! Jimbo? 193 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,396 Got photos. 194 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:37,702 We got her! 195 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:42,034 We could get Cat Cop off the police force with this evidence. 196 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,248 No! I don't just want Cat Cop. 197 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:47,498 My deal with Mega Fat was based on busting Bootsy Calico. 198 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,831 We have to connect Bootsy to this. 199 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,747 Team, this is one of the most important moments-- 200 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:56,257 -[Mom] Dinnertime! I'll get the baby! -Bootsy connection. Find it. 201 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,388 [cooing, sputtering] 202 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,805 -Negosh? -Negosh. 203 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:03,928 Nice. 204 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:07,944 So, I got pulled over twice today, both times by Cat Cop. 205 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:09,728 I feel like she's everywhere. 206 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:13,112 Three tickets for me since yesterday. This is getting expensive. 207 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:14,230 -[doorbell rings] -[meows] 208 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,986 -Was that a meow? -I'm unarmed! 209 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:19,068 -[gasps] That can't be Cat Cop, can it? -Not it! 210 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,406 Kidding. I got you, Janice. We'll go together. 211 00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:26,996 Man, this Cat Cop is really getting to Mom and Dad. 212 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:30,369 Don't start feeling sorry for them, Templeton. You'll lose your edge. 213 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:36,165 -Are you putting ice cream on your pizza? -Anything I want. Negosh life to the max. 214 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,415 [monitor beeps] 215 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:40,086 -We found Bootsy, BB. -Go time. Where is he? 216 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,256 -He's walking into your house right now! -What? 217 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,771 As I was saying, once my restaurant closed, 218 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,100 I decided to get into real estate. 219 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:55,146 I just loved finding homes for food in people's tummies so much, 220 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:59,362 I figured, why not find actual homes for real people? 221 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:03,025 [chuckles] How quickly do y'all wanna move out of this terrible town? 222 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,235 We've never actually considered moving. 223 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:09,326 Oh, no? [scoffs] Seems like every baby family is moving away, 224 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,753 selling their houses to cat families. 225 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,422 It's very trendy. 226 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,671 We do consider ourselves trendy. 227 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:20,423 You most certainly are. Oh, geez Louise, I may even buy this house myself. 228 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:24,508 [chuckles] I bet this nice baby would love to know my kitty cats 229 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:29,225 are frolicking around his old bedroom, crib filled with kitty litter! 230 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,768 We'd probably take the crib with us. 231 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:35,732 Yes, I'd pay a lot of money for a pretty little house like this. 232 00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:41,864 -I'm sorry, did you say "a lot of money"? -It's starting to making sense now. 233 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,816 Bootsy's using Cat Cop to harass baby families. 234 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,697 Why? So he can drive babies out of town! 235 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:51,155 He's out there trying to get Mom and Dad to sell him our house! 236 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:54,997 -What? Why would he even want our house? -Don't you see, Templeton? 237 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:58,094 He's eliminating the competition. Clear out all the baby families, 238 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,920 and this town becomes nothing but a cat-ruled netherworld! 239 00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:05,295 -[ominous music playing] -Can you open up? 240 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,056 I just need something I left at my old house. 241 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,311 -[gasps] -[cats yowling] 242 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,942 [thunder rumbling] 243 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,653 [whimpers] 244 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,693 -[growling] -[screams] 245 00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:22,647 [snarls] 246 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:25,156 -[screaming] -[cats snarling] 247 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,239 [panting] 248 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:30,285 -[gasps] -[cats meowing] 249 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,829 Football Mike, I'm so sorry I forgot you. 250 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:38,003 Why did you let your parents sell the house, Tim? Why? Hut, hut, help! 251 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:40,165 No! 252 00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,166 We can't move! 253 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,046 It's negosh time, baby. 254 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:49,046 There's this sprucy new house five towns from here. 255 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,388 And this one is even better. 256 00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:52,813 -It's farther. -[door opens] 257 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,385 [neck cracks] 258 00:14:55,978 --> 00:15:01,278 You're making a huge mistake staying here! Huge! And I don't know how you did it, 259 00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:05,028 but here's the $5 I agreed to give you. Good day! 260 00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:12,161 Thanks for buying me some time. Tonight, we bust Bootsy. 261 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,206 You know, a little birdy told me 262 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:19,840 the Templetons are causing all sorts of trouble. 263 00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:23,957 Someone from law enforcement oughta straighten them out, 264 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:27,968 even if it takes lots and lots and lots and lots of tickets. 265 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,052 Don't you think? 266 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,600 -Jimbo? -[Jimbo] We got him. Yay! 267 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:41,977 Ugh, no, we didn't! This just looks like a concerned citizen 268 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:45,896 -filing a grievance with a local officer. -Come on, BB! 269 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:49,946 My job's on the line, Stace. We pounce too soon, it all falls apart. 270 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:54,412 This isn't enough. We need solid, hard, concrete evidence. 271 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:57,745 You two, I want 24/7 surveillance on Bootsy Calico. 272 00:15:57,831 --> 00:15:59,331 What about Cat Cop? 273 00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:03,206 We won't have to look for Cat Cop. She'll be coming after my own family. 274 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:07,764 Oh! Since when is this a red curb? 275 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:21,307 -But that's not our litter. -[siren blaring] 276 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:26,187 Lucky for you, stealing a lawn gnome is just a ticketable offense in this town. 277 00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,646 What lawn gnome? 278 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,700 -[meows] -Oh, come on! 279 00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:37,157 I'm having a harder time convincing Mom and Dad not to sell the house. 280 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:41,286 Cat Cop's really giving them, pardon my language, big-time heck! 281 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,665 Negotiate strong, Templeton. I'm fixing this as fast as I can. 282 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:45,593 [monitor beeps] 283 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:49,431 Boss Baby, my man with the gold star surveillance van. 284 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,798 That's super expensive equipment, by the way. 285 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:55,255 I hope you got results because I'd hate to tell the board of directors 286 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,767 you're wasting money and they should let me fire you. 287 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,560 But, secretly, I'd love that so much, I'd kiss it on the mouth. Mwah, mwah! 288 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,435 I love you, firing Boss Baby. Mwah, mwah! 289 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:09,073 Save your kisses, Mega Fat. I'm seconds away from nabbing Bootsy. 290 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,363 Please tell me we're seconds away from nabbing Bootsy. 291 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:16,867 Ugh, no proof he's giving Cat Cop orders. He hasn't left his lair in days. 292 00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:21,252 -I need action! I'm so bored! -Not me. 293 00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:25,461 -I saw 102 cars go by. -Not helpful, Jimbo. 294 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,634 Stace, let me know the instant he makes a move. 295 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,383 -[Jimbo] 103-- -[clicks] 296 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,719 -[grunts] Templeton! -Sorry! 297 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:38,306 [gasps] Wait. You gave me the break I needed. Look at this. 298 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:41,480 Bootsy's changing the battery in Cat Cop's li'l helmet. 299 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,730 -So? -That's how he's giving orders. 300 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:47,402 The helmet's a remote receiver, and Bootsy's fingerprints are all over it. 301 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:51,573 -So if we get Cat Cop's helmet... -Bootsy's busted, baby! 302 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:55,413 I need a ride around the neighborhood to find Cat Cop and steal that helmet. 303 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,951 You think I'm just gonna give a bike ride away? 304 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:02,867 Oh, I could not be prouder of you, monster I created. Let's do this! 305 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,076 -[neck cracks] -[neck cracks] 306 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:14,215 -[gasps] There's Cat Cop! -[meowing] 307 00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:19,891 [mutters] How was I supposed to know you hated raisins? Oh, man. I sneezed on it. 308 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,523 -Do we have a plan? -We're gonna get that helmet. 309 00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:25,436 -[meows] -I don't wanna get in trouble. 310 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,981 And I respect that. I'll come up with a careful plan. There she is! 311 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,815 -[Boss Baby shouts] -[yowls] 312 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:34,111 [cat snarling] 313 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,986 Hurry! Here comes her partner. 314 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:39,993 I still can't get the helmet. She's too wily. Give me a hand. 315 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:44,206 -[both grunt] -As they say in Dangerous Well Park, 316 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,249 well, well, well. 317 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,963 The park has three wells. They're all dangerous. 318 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,085 Listen, officer, maybe we can work something out. 319 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,302 [neck cracks] 320 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:58,849 Then he tried to negotiate his way out of trouble, which really got my goat. 321 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:02,349 I'm gonna have to write you folks a citation for loose children. 322 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,062 -That's a big fine. -[meows] 323 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,103 [sighs] Awesome. Thanks. 324 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,863 These tickets are costing us a fortune. 325 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,610 We have no choice but to sell the house to Bootsy. 326 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,903 Maybe a change will be good for Tim. He's really been acting out. 327 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:20,658 Yeah, all that negotiating. I'm starting to feel like he's taking advantage of us. 328 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:27,001 [gasps] We're moving. Mom and Dad turned into angry salami butts. 329 00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,502 -We didn't even get Cat Cop's helmet. -[chuckles] 330 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:33,255 -What are you so happy about? -[laughs] We did get the helmet! 331 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,968 -I swapped it out for Football Mike's! -You can't take Football Mike's helmet. 332 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,300 -That's what gives him football powers. -Templeton, 333 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:41,596 we've got Bootsy Calico dead to rights. 334 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,980 My job is safe. Mega Fat CEO Baby won't be able to touch me 335 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:49,268 -when I become the hero of Baby Corp. -But we still have to move. 336 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:54,154 Who cares? It's a simple real estate deal. You get a new house. Play it right, 337 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:58,324 and you can turn this into a full bedroom suite upgrade, with hot tub! 338 00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:01,655 Come on, tiger. Get in there and negosh like I taught you. 339 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:05,832 You're just trying to teach me how to be selfish! I don't wanna be like you! 340 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:10,710 I'm sorry about everything. I don't want us to move because of me. 341 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:14,712 [Mom] Oh, Timmy, it's not your fault. Come here, baby. 342 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,755 Am I a bad kid? 343 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:21,300 No! You're the best kid I know. Come here. Big hug! 344 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:26,806 [Mom] We love you, Tim, so much. Nothing can ever change that. 345 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,191 [sighs] 346 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,525 [cats snarling] 347 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,620 Bootsy Calico! 348 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,501 I'm here to negotiate. 349 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:58,634 Ooh! Baby in a suit. So, you've come into my lair to negotiate? 350 00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:03,715 I thought you were a smart businessman. Oh, nice leverage. 351 00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:06,561 Your prints are all over this. 352 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:10,270 -This is a one-way ticket to prison. -[gasps] The people pound? 353 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,312 I'm here to do business. 354 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,606 [neck cracks] 355 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,189 So, let's do business. 356 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,475 [neck cracks] 357 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,360 So, I'm pretty much just gonna give this to you. 358 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:26,577 All I ask is that Cat Cop is off the force and you pay all of my family's fines. 359 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:29,120 Wait a second. What's the play here? 360 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:31,544 I just want my family to be happy again. 361 00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:40,923 Ooh-hoo-hoo! Family's making you soft, baby man. 362 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:48,023 Mom and Dad's fines went away, and the newspaper said Cat Cop quit. 363 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:51,138 You can go bust Bootsy Calico now. We'll all be fine. 364 00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:54,226 I can't bust Bootsy anymore. I gave him the helmet. 365 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,693 What? Why? What about your job? 366 00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:59,743 You really think Mega Fat has the brains to get me fired? 367 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:04,608 Just gonna be tougher to beat him now. Besides, some things are more important, 368 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:08,328 like proving to your brother you're not as selfish as he thinks. 369 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:12,500 Oh, make no mistake. I'm still selfish, but more self... ish? 370 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,791 Is that Mr. Pineapple's Café? 371 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:21,337 I put a spy camera in Cat Cop's helmet! [chuckles] Classic! 372 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:26,892 -[Timmy] What's on the board? -[gasps] 373 00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,314 [Timmy] "Six well-placed kittens"? 374 00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:35,061 It looks like his master plan. I think that's his master plan! 375 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:39,515 Six well-placed kittens. We got him. Let's get to work. 376 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,570 [theme song playing] 377 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,005 ♪ Boss Baby ♪