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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎天外三侠

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‎-来和我们玩吧
‎-来和我们玩吧

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‎这个有点吓人

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‎别紧张 斯图尔特

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‎没东西在跟踪你

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‎斯图尔特 你怎么不买彩色钥匙扣？

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‎你好 小虫子

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‎你怎么了？

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‎不拥抱一下前女友吗？

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‎你好 格温多琳 好久不见

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‎我们像过去一样叙叙旧吧？甜心

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‎一起吃顿饭？

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‎算了

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‎那个是鸭嘴兽星

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‎还记得吗？

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‎你要逗笑我了

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‎笑？笑是好事

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‎我们在约会 至少我以为这是约会

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‎这不是约会而是盗窃

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‎库布利兹紧追不舍
‎我们必须马上完成虫洞

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‎-等等 什么？
‎-嘘

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‎安全

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‎等一下 我还不太懂

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‎所以这不是约会？

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‎我弟弟需要一个反螺旋虹吸器
‎来搭建虫洞

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‎所以我才想来这里

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‎我以为是为了看超级浪漫的鸭嘴兽星

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‎亚雅 救命

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‎嘘

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‎-你在上面干什么？
‎-我爱科学

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‎我是说星星
‎因为没有它们 我们要生活在哪里？

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‎-见鬼
‎-好吧 聪明人 快下来

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‎好 能搭把手吗？

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‎天啊

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‎有人闯进来 外加月球陨石损坏

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‎这次肯定要被开除了

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‎我真的有危险

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‎-华费陶看你很好
‎-我不好

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‎我前女友想“吃饭”

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‎她想吃的是我

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‎或者想和你共进晚餐

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‎-或者把我当晚餐
‎-或者和你共进晚餐

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‎-或者我是晚餐
‎-或者…

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‎这样下去就没完了 我需要你的帮助

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‎要是害怕的话
‎为什么不拒绝她的邀请？

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‎小虫子

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‎你好

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‎因为她一直跟着我

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‎求你了 帮帮我

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‎带上南茜

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‎周四的时候她在公园
‎教老年人跳伦巴舞

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‎跳舞课能让她转移吃我的念头

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‎有人订了反螺旋虹吸器吗？

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‎终于来了 不愧是史蒂雅

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‎快来

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‎好孩子

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‎小鲁 快下去

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‎虫洞生产器

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‎能让那东西今天下午就运转起来吗？

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‎赶在我被咬碎之前？

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‎为什么？库布利兹开始抓你了吗？

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‎我一直在监视库布利兹

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‎用人类的说法
‎她现在正“保持低调”

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‎斯图尔特现在有个更可怕的跟踪狂
‎他的前女友

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‎你好

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‎-你好
‎-你们不懂

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‎戈邦族的格温多琳是个怪物

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‎一开始确实很美好

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‎那时我们还年轻

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‎每天都是爱情的新冒险

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‎第一个纪念日
‎我们一起做了一个洗鼻器

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‎太荒唐了

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‎外星人的约会真奇怪

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‎但我无法忽视自己的真实感受

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‎我还没准备好安顿下来
‎我别无选择只能分手

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‎偷偷地

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‎我出去喝一杯

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‎马上就回来

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‎斯图尔特

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‎-然后再也没回去？
‎-对

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‎戈邦族的观念很简单

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‎要么白头偕老 要么吃了前任

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‎我只能逃走 我匆忙离开了杜利欧星
‎坠毁在这里

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‎再没听说过她的消息 直到今天

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‎你不告而别
‎她可能只是来找你做个了断

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‎这我倒没想到
‎但我还是不想独自赴约

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‎华费陶陪你

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‎但只是为了享受和南茜共舞

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‎好的 谢谢

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‎约会

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‎你们甜甜蜜蜜的时候
‎我要去打破物理定律

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‎我和史蒂夫也要去上舞蹈课

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‎是吗？

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‎华费陶说得对 库布利兹并没出现

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‎我们可以放松一下
‎来一场你想要的人类约会

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‎正合我意

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‎起作用了

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‎我真的是工程天才

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‎看来你这个工程天才算错了

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‎看出来了

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‎天啊…时间太短 要录的太多

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‎你们怎么来了？

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‎《枪机器人7》要首映了

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‎就在世外桃源汽车影院的
‎重新开业之夜

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‎虽然这个系列已经拍烂了
‎但他们要举办一场比赛

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‎获胜的本地短片
‎能够在电影放映前播放

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‎拍电影也是狩猎巨怪的神圣职责吗？

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‎不是 但我一直想当导演

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‎我为了写剧本 96个小时没睡

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‎全靠糖分和梦想维持着

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‎片名叫做《音乐激斗：
‎打碟手克拉布队长的冒险

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‎外星系神秘人兼假日打碟手
‎第四部》

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‎得留出空间拍前传
‎我带来了分镜本

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‎伊利 给他看分镜本

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‎有动作 有剧情
‎还有人类创造的深刻寓意

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‎这是一部科幻史诗

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‎我对科学事实更感兴趣
‎比如搭建我的虫洞

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‎今天建成虫洞的可能性

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‎只有0.00000…

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‎好了…我知道了

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‎求你了 寇尔

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‎有了伊利的剧本 你的太空狗

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‎还有这身特效十足的超酷服装…

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‎-你是指我的身体？
‎-随便吧

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‎我们肯定能获胜

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‎抱歉 但我了解人类
‎以及你们的外星电影

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‎所有外太空的东西都是致命威胁

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‎《音乐激斗》里外星人是大英雄

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‎-你想拯救世界吗？
‎-我上周刚救过一次

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‎但这次没有“世界末日”那么恐怖

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‎更多的是“朋友们作乐”

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‎我们是朋友？

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‎我们当然是朋友

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‎你从外星赏金猎人手上救了我们

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‎我们从邪恶军队科学家手上救了你

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‎这就是朋友

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‎他们互帮互助 出演电影

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‎而且我们不用做运动就能拿奖杯

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‎怎么样？打碟手克拉布

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‎开始

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‎从黑色画面渐进

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‎开场是诡异农庄的低角度画面

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‎画面慢慢上移至夜空

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‎外星飞船从画面左边飞入

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‎道具师 外星飞船飞入

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‎太棒了

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‎打碟手克拉布登场

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‎有人上报有一只辐射…

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‎犬？

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‎小鲁 上

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‎我说“上”

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‎小心点 我可是导演

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‎我是无可替代的

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‎把激光射线辐射狗带上来

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‎小鲁 我们排练时不是这样的

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‎这里是片场 不是托儿所

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‎这样下去肯定超预算

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‎但根本没有预算

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‎别让我炒了你 伊利

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‎你炒不了我

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‎我是录音师 特效师 道具师
‎而且还是编剧

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‎是啊

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‎你被续聘了

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‎各就各位 抓紧时间

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‎我一直想说这句话

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‎真美

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‎你选了一个很美的星球 斯图尔特

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‎-绝妙的品味
‎-谢谢

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‎还有舞蹈课 真是浪漫的主意

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‎虽然我更想吃一顿

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‎是啊…再晚点吧

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‎准备好舞动了吗？华费陶

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‎糟了

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‎-天啊
‎-笨手笨脚的华费陶

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‎他好像把你的眼镜弄坏了

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‎没有眼镜 我的视野有点模糊

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‎太好了

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‎幸好跳舞不怎么需要用眼睛

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‎这是你的跳舞第一课

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‎南茜 谢谢你能来
‎跟华费陶和他的朋友们

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‎一起进行舞蹈课

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‎我的荣幸

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‎能和朋友们在一起总是好的

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‎来吧 多明沙斯基奶奶

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‎有一次我被逮住
‎在一个老家伙家丢卫生纸

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‎结果他们让我主持麻将之夜

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‎华费陶 你和南茜进展怎么样了？

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‎你表白了吗？

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‎华费陶拒绝为可笑的情感烦恼

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‎无畏的战士…

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‎无畏的战士应该不怕年老的女士

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‎或是感情

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‎表白吧

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‎孤独

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‎那曾是我的名字

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‎曼波

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‎大家都准备好了吗？

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‎很好

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‎先抬起脚

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‎先向左 再向右

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‎双脚交叉 双腿交叉

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‎现在抓住搭档的手

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‎另一只手放在对方屁股上

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‎就是这样

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‎拉近距离

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‎什么？

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‎非常好

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‎我的腿没知觉了

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‎-现在加点动感
‎-天啊

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‎交换搭档

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‎我可以吗？

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00:11:58,884 --> 00:11:59,885
‎可以

214
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,014
‎声音真美妙

215
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:07,435
‎我说过你是很棒的歌手吗？

216
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,688
‎斯图尔特 唱我们的歌

217
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:13,190
‎算了吧 其实我不喜欢…

218
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:16,026
‎拜托了 为了我？

219
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,237
‎-我的嗓子有点哑…
‎-我让你唱

220
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,164
‎再次交换搭档

221
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:31,750
‎看见没？你不用怕格温多琳

222
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:35,212
‎-她真棒
‎-我只想活下去…

223
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,672
‎只是活下去

224
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:40,342
‎亲爱的南茜 再跳一支舞？

225
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,846
‎不如我们去那棵亲吻树

226
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,848
‎然后去餐厅喝奶昔？

227
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,600
‎亲吻树？

228
00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:50,519
‎我从没听说过这种东西

229
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:55,399
‎我很愿意和斯图尔特一起去探险…

230
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,650
‎只有我们俩

231
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,235
‎何必大惊小怪？

232
00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,446
‎天下的树都一个样

233
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:03,491
‎去吧 斯图尔特
‎独处能让你们找回感觉

234
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:07,328
‎走吧 我的美味小甜心

235
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,288
‎不如我们一起吧？南茜 亚雅

236
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,290
‎但是那样就不浪漫了

237
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,918
‎-活着比浪漫重要
‎-再见

238
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:18,255
‎如果斯图尔特和格温多琳复合了
‎就成了格温尔特

239
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:22,343
‎-等等 应该是斯图多琳
‎-是啊 随便吧

240
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:24,345
‎-管他呢
‎-你怎么了？史蒂夫

241
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:27,431
‎你一整天都一副闷闷不乐的样子

242
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,267
‎你总是忙着躲避库布利兹

243
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,061
‎或是赏金猎人什么的

244
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,104
‎好不容易有点空闲时间

245
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:37,566
‎我们却要和巨大的外星…
‎戈邦族女人跳舞

246
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,360
‎都是一些阿基里迪翁的事

247
00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:40,945
‎我是阿基里迪翁星人

248
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:43,280
‎-你介意这个吗？
‎-南茜 打扰一下

249
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:47,993
‎华费陶有些真心话想说

250
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:53,332
‎他希望我们能经常见面

251
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,459
‎经常见面？

252
00:13:56,210 --> 00:14:00,339
‎华费陶…我想说的是…

253
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,800
‎我和你在一起很开心

254
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,468
‎太好了

255
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,720
‎真等不及告诉菲尔

256
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,807
‎我们交往了一段时间了

257
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,726
‎菲尔对我很坦诚…

258
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,230
‎看来我偷走了你的王后 华费陶

259
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:18,274
‎将军 老头子

260
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:24,697
‎他不只是我的棋友

261
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,117
‎-你没事吧？
‎-没事

262
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:31,203
‎真是美好

263
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,956
‎确实

264
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,667
‎我们要像人类一样

265
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,419
‎刻下我们的名字吗？

266
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,462
‎我帮你抓着爪子

267
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,299
‎天啊

268
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:48,679
‎真怀念你那刺鼻的味道

269
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,181
‎只有你喜欢

270
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,851
‎原来我的朋友们说得没错

271
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,436
‎你不是杀手

272
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:58,480
‎你是个贼 因为亲爱的格温多琳

273
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,065
‎你偷走了我的心

274
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,276
‎我们再试一试吧？

275
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:07,114
‎-那样会毁了我的婚约
‎-你的什么？

276
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:10,284
‎-你的婚约？
‎-你知道那个规矩

277
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:14,413
‎戈邦族要么白头偕老 要么吃掉前任

278
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:18,292
‎消化了你之前 我没法嫁给他

279
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,462
‎他叫泰利托拉族的西奥多

280
00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:26,300
‎他是个会计 不害怕许下承诺

281
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:29,261
‎不像某个杜利欧星人

282
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,932
‎我不怕承诺 我怕死

283
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,434
‎你害怕的时候真可爱

284
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,019
‎我可以一口吃了你

285
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:40,105
‎我这就吃了你

286
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,692
‎我们第一次吵架 这样够人类了吗？

287
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,320
‎我喜欢你是阿基里迪翁星人

288
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:47,905
‎我喜欢真实的你

289
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,699
‎但为什么我们不能做些
‎只有我们俩的事？

290
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,993
‎比如来一场人类约会

291
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:57,289
‎是啊 因为你觉得
‎“外星人约会真奇怪”

292
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,585
‎-这的确有点奇怪
‎-快走

293
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:06,131
‎免得爱情将斯图尔特碎尸万段

294
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:09,093
‎就像它对华费陶那样

295
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,931
‎知道什么不会袭击你吗？奶昔

296
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:18,602
‎我可能不是这个星球上的人
‎小鲁巨龙

297
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,522
‎但这不会阻止我保卫它

298
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:29,321
‎打碟手克拉布很痛苦…他受伤了

299
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,364
‎这是结局吗？

300
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,490
‎再痛苦点

301
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,076
‎上吧 小鲁巨龙

302
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:36,620
‎真棒

303
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:37,788
‎真棒

304
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:40,332
‎打碟手克拉布…

305
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:41,667
‎台词

306
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,253
‎停…

307
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,715
‎-“打碟手克拉布激情开演”
‎-为什么我要说这种话？

308
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:50,009
‎战斗时他会想演出吗？

309
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,345
‎-但那是你的口头禅
‎-相信我们 寇尔

310
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,639
‎-寇尔
‎-紧急事态吗？亚雅

311
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,642
‎斯图尔特没说错他的前女友

312
00:16:58,726 --> 00:16:59,977
‎她是个怪物

313
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:03,188
‎带上斯雷特
‎免得斯图尔特变成格温多琳的甜点

314
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,857
‎明天再拍行吗？

315
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:08,777
‎我要去讨伐一个树林里的吃人戈邦族

316
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,572
‎吃人的戈邦族？

317
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,073
‎很有拍摄价值

318
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,908
‎抱歉 小鲁 你的角色换人了

319
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,286
‎我们决定演另一条故事线

320
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,876
‎把你的前男友放下

321
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,880
‎我早说过她会吃人

322
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,600
‎放开我的朋友

323
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,852
‎问题在于我不能放

324
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:47,316
‎我的感情生活必须继续
‎所以他必须死

325
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:55,407
‎-不
‎-谁能告诉我发生了什么？

326
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:56,784
‎等着 多明沙斯基奶奶

327
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,419
‎不如我们谈谈？

328
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,588
‎我不谈 我吃

329
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,632
‎去死吧 爬行者

330
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,427
‎不

331
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,223
‎见鬼

332
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,560
‎-见鬼
‎-一口吞

333
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,021
‎我还年轻 我不想死

334
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:31,819
‎不用怕 打碟手克拉布快到了

335
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:36,073
‎太魔幻了…

336
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,117
‎我们没事…

337
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,493
‎我们换地点吧

338
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,621
‎太黑了 又黑又潮

339
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,748
‎等一下 那是戴尔吗？

340
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,750
‎你说过你们只是朋友

341
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,752
‎别担心 斯图尔特

342
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,340
‎我来救你了

343
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:55,509
‎荣耀啊

344
00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,805
‎去死吧 爬行者

345
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,519
‎开始

346
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:06,895
‎寇尔

347
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,398
‎天啊…

348
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:14,486
‎打碟手克拉布激情开演

349
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,033
‎太爽了

350
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,869
‎我有口头禅

351
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:22,828
‎还有朋友

352
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,788
‎别抢镜 奶奶

353
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,124
‎你好 托比宝贝

354
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:28,208
‎等等 奶奶？

355
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,462
‎不…

356
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,091
‎谢谢你 史蒂夫

357
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,926
‎我们赢定了

358
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,554
‎然后是人民选择奖 再然后…

359
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:44,391
‎不 没有录像带了

360
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:46,685
‎我就说让你录成数字版

361
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,273
‎格温多琳 不要

362
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:52,858
‎你一定要吃了我吗？

363
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:57,863
‎只有摧毁了你才能忘记
‎我们共度的时光

364
00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:00,616
‎但迎接未来不需要忘记过去

365
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,451
‎有些记忆值得珍藏

366
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,578
‎我还留着它

367
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:07,122
‎你留着我们的洗鼻器？

368
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,208
‎当然了

369
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,500
‎记得做它的时候吗？

370
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:13,128
‎我怎么会忘？

371
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,340
‎你的鼻子总是蹭上粘土

372
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:19,259
‎-是啊
‎-是啊 没错

373
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,511
‎你看 我们有过美好的时光

374
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:24,848
‎我用它纪念你 纪念我们

375
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,350
‎洗鼻…

376
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,021
‎别让我们变成敌人 好吗？

377
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,148
‎-天啊
‎-不要

378
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,233
‎什么…

379
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,488
‎这样就好

380
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,532
‎吃了那个洗鼻器就是吃了

381
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,284
‎我们所有的共同回忆

382
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:47,663
‎那些…对你的感情

383
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,957
‎就是…你死了

384
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,083
‎对我来说你已死了

385
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,461
‎我不敢相信我们居然交往过

386
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:57,130
‎你根本配不上我

387
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,216
‎我本想让我们成为朋友

388
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:00,676
‎好

389
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,636
‎我会给你发短信

390
00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:04,888
‎知道现在适合做点什么吗？

391
00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:07,724
‎一杯甜心奶昔 两根吸管

392
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:10,227
‎-请享用
‎-这里面有骨头？

393
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,728
‎走开 服务员

394
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:13,480
‎你看？

395
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:15,357
‎这就是约会

396
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,234
‎还不错

397
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:20,487
‎确实没有阿基里迪翁冒险那么刺激

398
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:23,115
‎那么黏糊 吵闹或是难闻…

399
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,032
‎我明白了

400
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:29,121
‎我同意 我们应该多做些地球的事
‎只有我们俩

401
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:33,083
‎但我是个阿基里迪翁星人 史蒂夫
‎这一点没法改变

402
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,501
‎当然了

403
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:38,922
‎你很棒 但我是个人类
‎我也改变不了这一点

404
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:42,009
‎除非我被辐射虫子什么的咬一口

405
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:43,343
‎那样也不错

406
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:45,554
‎你想象一下…等等 我在说什么？

407
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:50,225
‎史蒂夫 真实的你也很棒

408
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,979
‎明晚来我家吃晚饭吧

409
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,605
‎我？当晚饭？

410
00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:57,524
‎吃晚饭

411
00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:01,570
‎我还没想好

412
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:06,742
‎王族目标确认出现在地球

413
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:10,120
‎干得好 戈邦族的格温多琳

414
00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:12,581
‎需要我铲除他们吗？

415
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,041
‎不用

416
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:18,587
‎我为他们准备了更痛苦的死法

417
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:49,618
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