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[Luug barking]
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[panting, grunts]
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[theme music playing]
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♪ One, two, three below! ♪
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[whistling tune]
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[girls giggling]
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[girls] Come play with us.
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Okay. Well, that's a little bit creepy.
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-[slippers squeaking]
-[dog barking]
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[panting]
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-[man humming]
-[Stuart whimpering]
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Don't be so nervous, Stuart.
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Ugh, nothing is following you.
[chuckles nervously]
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Eeeh!
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[groans]
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Stuart, why didn't you buy
the color-coded keycaps?
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[sighing heavily]
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Hey, snuggle-bug.
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-Ah!
-What's the matter?
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No hug for your ex-girlfriend?
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Hey, Gwendolyn.
Gosh, it's been a while, huh?
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I'd love to catch up, honeycakes,
like old times.
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-Maybe grab a bite? [chomps]
-Ah!
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Oh, no. [whimpers]
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[Steve] And over there
is the Platypus Star.
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-You remember that one?
-[Aja stifling laughter]
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You're going to make me laugh.
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Laughing? Laughing's a good thing.
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We're-- We're on a date!
At least I thought this was a date.
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This isn't a date, it's a heist.
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With Kubritz on our tail, we have
to finish the wormhole now more than ever.
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-Wait, what?
-Now shush.
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[guard clearing throat]
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[gasps]
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Hmm.
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We're clear.
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Whoa, wait, I-I'm not clear.
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So, we're not on a date right now?
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My little brother needs
an anti-vortex siphon for the wormhole.
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-That's why I wanted to come here.
-Oh.
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I thought it was
for the super-romantic Platypus Star.
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[screaming, grunting]
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-Aja, help! [screaming]
-Shush!
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-[screams]
-What are you doing up there?
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Uh, I-I really love science.
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I mean, uh, planets,
because where would we live without them?
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-Kleb.
-Okay, wise guy, come on down.
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[Steve] Heh, sure.
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Can you, um... [grunts]
lend me a hand?
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Ah! Holy mackerel!
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Aw, man!
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A break-in and a smashed moon rock!
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They're gonna fire me this time.
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I am telling you that I am in danger.
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-You look fine to Varvatos.
-Well, I'm not!
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My ex-girlfriend wants to "grab a bite."
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She means me!
She wants to eat me!
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Or she means to have dinner with you.
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-Or she means I'm the dinner.
-Or dinner with you.
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-Or I'm the dinner.
-Or she--
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Look, we're going in circles here.
I need your help.
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If you are so fearful,
then why don't you decline her invitation?
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Hey, snuggle-bug!
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Hello. [laughs nervously]
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Because she won't leave me alone!
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[groans]
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Please! I need you there.
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Oh, and bring Nancy.
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She teaches rumba to the seniors
in the park on Thursdays.
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A dance lesson will be
a great distraction from eating me.
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[grunts] Someone order
an anti-vortex siphon?
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-Finally, the Staja comes through!
-[Luug barking]
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[laughing] Come here, boy!
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-[screaming]
-Good boy.
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Luug, get off me!
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Oh, the wormhole generator.
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Hey, any chance you could get that thing
up and running by, say, this afternoon
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before Stuey goes kablooey?
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Why? Is Kubritz after you now?
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I have been keeping four eyes on Kubritz.
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She appears to be "lying low,"
as the humans say.
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Stuart has a worse stalker--
his ex-girlfriend.
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-[screams]
-Hello, there.
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-Hey!
-No, you don't understand.
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Gwendolyn of Gorbon
is a true monster, okay?
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Things might've
started out good, yeah, sure.
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[romantic music playing]
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[Stuart] Ah, we were practically kids.
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Oh, every day
was love's newest adventure.
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-[chomps]
-Ah! Ah! [grunting]
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I remember on our first anniversary
we made a snorfing pot together.
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-That is ridiculous!
-Ugh!
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Alien dates are weird. Oof!
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But I couldn't ignore
my four hearts' true feelings.
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I wasn't ready to settle down.
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I had no choice
but to break it off... gently.
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Just stepping out
for a delicious cup of jorb!
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Back in a jiff!
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Stuart!
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-And you never came back?
-[Stuart] Never.
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Gorbons have very simple principles--
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they either mate for life
or they devour their ex.
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I had to escape, so I hightailed it
out of Durio and crashed here.
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Hadn't heard a peep from her since,
well, since today.
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You ran out on her.
She probably just wants closure.
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Yeah, well, I hadn't thought of that.
I still don't want to go alone.
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Varvatos will tag along,
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but only because a dance lesson with Nancy
sounds most enjoyable.
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-Yes! Thank you!
-Ugh! Dating.
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While you all mash your faces together,
I'm going to break the laws of physics.
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[gasps] Steve and I will come
to this dance lesson, too.
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Uh, we will?
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Varvatos is right.
Kubritz hasn't shown her face.
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We can relax and have a human date,
just like you wanted.
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Yep, exact-o-mundo.
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[Luug burbling]
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-[barking]
-[screams]
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[beeping]
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[whirring]
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It's alive! [laughing]
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-I'm officially an engineering genius.
-[electricity crackling]
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[Mother] It appears
your engineering genius
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has made a miscalculation.
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-I see that.
-[door opens]
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Oh, my gosh!
There's so much to film, so little time.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Okay, so, Gun Robot VII
is going to premiere
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at the grand re-opening
of the Arcadia drive-in, right?
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The franchise is kind of played out,
but they're having a contest
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where one local short film
gets to play before the movie!
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Is filmmaking one of the sacred duties
of Trollhunting?
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No, but I've always wanted to direct.
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I've been up for 96 hours
writing the script,
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fueled on nothing but sugar and dreams.
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It's called Kleb or Alive,
colon The Adventures of Captain DJ Kleb,
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colon Intergalactic Man of Mystery
and Weekend DJ, colon Episode IV.
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You gotta save room for prequels.
I brought storyboards.
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Check 'em out. Eli, storyboards.
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It's got action, drama,
and an allegory about the creation of man.
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Ooh, ooh, and it's a science fiction epic!
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I'm more interested in science facts,
like building my wormhole.
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[Mother] Probability of finalizing
your wormhole today
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is approximately 0.00000...
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Okay, okay, okay, I get it.
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Oh, please, Krel?
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Between Eli's story, your space dog,
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and the cool, special effects-y
costume of yours--
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-You mean my body?
-Yeah, whatever.
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We're a lock to win the contest!
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I'm sorry, but I know all about
you humans and your alien films.
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Everything from outer space
is a murderous threat.
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Not in Kleb or Alive!
The alien is our hero.
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-How'd you like to save the world?
-I did that last week for real.
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Mm, m'kay, but this time, it'll be
less of "end of the world" terrifying
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and more "friends having fun."
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[gasps] We're friends?
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[laughs] Of course we're friends!
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You saved us from an alien bounty hunter.
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We saved you
from evil military scientists.
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That's what friends do.
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They save each other's butts
and star in their movies.
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Plus we could win a trophy...
without playing a sport!
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[Toby] So, what do you say, DJ Kleb?
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-[Toby] And... action!
-[clacks]
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Okay, we fade from black.
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The shot opens with a dramatic low angle
on a creepy farmhouse.
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We crane up to reveal the night sky.
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A UFO enters from screen left.
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Prop master! A UFO enters!
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[Eli imitating space ship]
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Oh, yeah, this is so good.
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And... enter DJ Kleb!
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Someone call about a radioactive...
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canine?
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And... action, Luug!
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Hello? I said "action"!
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Ow! Hey, watch it, dude!
I'm the director, okay?
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I'm irreplaceable.
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Okay, bring in the radioactive
laser beaming space dog.
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-[barking]
-[Chompsky speaking gibberish]
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-[growling]
-[Toby screaming]
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-[growling]
-[Chompsky shouting]
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-[grunts]
-[Luug whines]
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Luug, this is not what we rehearsed!
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[Chompsky hooting]
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[humming, kissing]
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[speaking gibberish, yells]
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I'm running a set here, people,
not a daycare.
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At this rate, we're gonna go
way over budget.
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But there is no budget.
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Don't make me replace you, Eli.
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You can't replace me!
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I'm already doing sound, special effects,
props, and I wrote the script.
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Oh, right.
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Hmm...
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mm... mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
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Mm, okay, you're rehired.
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Now, back to places, people,
before we lose more light.
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I've always wanted to say that.
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[Gwendolyn] How marvelous!
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What a beautiful planet
you've chosen, Stuey.
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-Exceptional taste.
-Thank you.
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And dance lessons,
what a romantic idea.
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Although I would much prefer
to grab a bite.
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-[chomping]
-Yeah, yeah. Maybe later.
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Uh... [laughs nervously]
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Ready to move and groove, Varvatos?
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-Whoopsie-daisy!
-Oh!
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-Oh, my!
-[Vex] Clumsy Varvatos!
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He seems to have broken
your looking devices beyond repair.
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Oh, my vision's a bit blurry without them.
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[Vex chuckles]
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[whispers] Glorious.
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Fortunately, you don't need to see
to move your body!
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That'll be dance lesson number one for ya.
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Nancy, thanks for joining
Varvatos and his friends
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on this platonic excursion.
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[Nancy giggles] My pleasure.
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Always nice to spend time with friends.
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I got you, Mrs. Domzalski.
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You know, one time, I got caught
TP-ing an old folks' home,
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and they made me host Mahjong Night.
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So, Varvatos, how are things
going with Nancy?
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Have you told her you like her yet?
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Peh! Varvatos refuses to busy himself
with the frivolity of emotion.
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A fearless warrior such as--
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[imitating Vex]
Fearless warriors aren't afraid...
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[normal voice]
of little old ladies or feelings.
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Tell her.
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[upbeat music playing]
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♪ Lonely ♪
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♪ That was my name ♪
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[glass shatters]
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[hawk screeches]
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♪ Mambo! ♪
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Is everybody ready?
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[chuckles] Oh, good!
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First, use your feet.
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Then step left and step right.
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Cross your feet, cross your legs.
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-[groaning]
-Ow! Ugh!
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♪ Que rico, mambo ♪
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Now, grab your partner's hand.
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[music continues]
245
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-Huh?
-And put your other hand on their hips.
246
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,199
[Nancy giggles] Oh! Ooh, that's good!
247
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:41,575
Bring them in close.
248
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:42,827
[slippers squeak]
249
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,495
What? [grunts]
250
00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:46,789
[Nancy laughs] Oh! You're doing so good.
251
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,457
[Steve groaning]
252
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,708
I can't feel my legs.
253
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:53,295
-[Nancy] Now, let's spice things up!
-Oh, God!
254
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,172
-[Nancy] Switch partners.
-[Steve groans]
255
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:56,966
May I?
256
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,303
-Yes!
-[Stuart shouting]
257
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,014
Oh, what wonderful tones.
258
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:07,393
Did this one ever tell you
what a crooner he was?
259
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:10,688
Stuey, sing our song.
260
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:13,190
No, that's okay.
I don't like-- Really.
261
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:16,026
Pwease, for me?
262
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,237
-My pipes are a bit rusty--
-I said sing the song!
263
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,657
[singing in alien language]
264
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,955
[Nancy] Now switch partners!
265
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:29,165
Eeeh!
266
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,750
See? You don't need to be afraid
of Gwendolyn.
267
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:35,212
-She is lively!
-Yeah, and I just wanna stay a-lively.
268
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,672
Alive. I-- Alive.
269
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:37,715
[grunts]
270
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:40,342
Another dancey, dear Nancy?
271
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,804
Hey, what do you say we revisit
the K-I-S-S-I-N-G tree,
272
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,806
then head to Benoit's for a milkshake?
273
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,600
A kissing tree?
274
00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:50,519
I've never heard of such a thing.
275
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:55,399
Oh, I would love to explore it
with my Stuey...
276
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,650
alone.
277
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,194
Oh, who cares?
278
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,446
You've seen one tree,
you've seen them all, haven't you?
279
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:03,491
Go on, Stuart. Some alone time
will really help you reconnect.
280
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:07,328
Come on, my yummy widdle honeycake.
281
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,288
[echoing] Why don't we all go, yes?
Nancy? Aja?
282
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,290
Oh, but that would kill the romance.
283
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,876
-[Stuart] Better the romance than me!
-[Gwendolyn] Ta-ta!
284
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:18,255
If Stuart and Gwendolyn get back together,
they can be Gwooart.
285
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:21,884
-Or wait. Stendolyn!
-Yeah, sure, what-- uh, whatever.
286
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,345
-Heh. I don't know.
-What's going on, Steve?
287
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:27,389
You've been acting
like a snackbutt all day.
288
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,267
Well, most of the time
you're running from Kubritz
289
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,019
or bounty hunters or whatever.
290
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:34,104
And when we finally have
a bit of downtime,
291
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:37,566
we're dancing with giant alie--
Garbanzo ladies or something.
292
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,318
All we ever do is Akiridion stuff.
293
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:40,945
I'm an Akiridion, Steve.
294
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:43,280
-Is that a problem?
-A moment, Nancy.
295
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:47,993
There's something Varvatos
needs to get off his wrinkly chest.
296
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:53,332
He wishes for us to see each other.
297
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,459
Uh... see each other?
298
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,253
[chuckles] What Varvatos--
299
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,673
What I'm trying to say is...
[clears throat]
300
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,800
I'm having a lovely time.
301
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,426
Oh, that's so good to hear.
302
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,637
I can't wait to tell Phil.
303
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,473
We've been dating for a while now.
304
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,101
Phil's open and honest...
305
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,852
[Phil cackling]
306
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,188
Looks like I stole your queen, Varvatos.
307
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,773
Checkmate, buttwrinkle!
308
00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:21,318
[evil laugh echoes]
309
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:24,613
[Nancy] He's more
than a chess player to me.
310
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,282
-[groaning]
-[Nancy gasps]
311
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,117
-Are you okay?
-Yes.
312
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,953
[Gwendolyn] Isn't it divine?
313
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,664
You know, it really kind of is.
314
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,417
Should we, uh, do as the humans do?
315
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,252
Carve our initials, huh?
316
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,462
Here, let me help you with that claw.
317
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:42,923
[Stuart] Oh, my...
318
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:48,512
I've missed that pungent,
Durian scent of yours.
319
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,181
Oh... you're the only one
who's ever liked it.
320
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,559
It turns out my friends,
they were right.
321
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:54,894
You're not a killer.
322
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:58,022
You're a thief,
because Gwendolyn, my darling...
323
00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,773
you've stolen my heart.
324
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,234
What do you say we give us
another chance, hmm?
325
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:07,072
-I'd say that would ruin my engagement.
-Your-- Your what?
326
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:10,284
-Your engagement? Ahh!
-You know how simple the rules are.
327
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:14,413
Gorbons must mate for life
or consume their ex.
328
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:18,792
-I can't marry him until you're digested.
-[screaming]
329
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,462
His name is Theodore of Territora.
330
00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:26,300
He's an accountant
and he's not afraid of commitment,
331
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,594
unlike some Durians!
332
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,054
-[whimpering] Eeeh!
-[roars]
333
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,932
I'm not afraid of commitment,
I'm afraid of dying. Ah!
334
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,434
You're so cute when you're scared.
335
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,019
I could just eat you up.
336
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:40,314
And now I think I will! [roars]
337
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,692
We're having our first fight.
Is that human enough for you?
338
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,320
I like that you're an Akiridion.
339
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:47,905
I like you just the way you are.
340
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,699
But why can't we just do
something that's just us,
341
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,993
like go on an Earth date for once?
342
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:57,164
Oh, right, because you think
"alien dates are weird."
343
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,750
-[Gwendolyn roars]
-[Stuart] Hooo!
344
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,585
-Okay, that's kind of weird.
-[Vex] Quickly!
345
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:06,131
Before love's grasp
rips Stuart limb from slimy limb,
346
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:09,218
like it's already done
to Varvatos. [sighs]
347
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:13,931
You know what doesn't attack you?
Milkshakes!
348
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:14,848
[barking]
349
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:18,602
I might not be from
this neck of the universe, Luugasaurus,
350
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,438
but that won't stop me from defending it!
351
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:24,525
-[whining]
-[screaming]
352
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:29,321
Okay, DJ Kleb's in pain,
he's in pain, he's hurting.
353
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,364
Is this the end?
354
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,490
Give me more pain.
355
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,076
And... action, Luugasaurus!
356
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,619
[screaming continues]
357
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,788
[laughing] Yeah! Yeah!
358
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:40,624
-DJ Kleb is...
-[Luug whining]
359
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:41,667
-Line!
-Ugh!
360
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,253
Cut, cut! Cut, cut, cut, cut,
cut, cut, cut, cut it!
361
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,673
-"DJ Kleb is here to party."
-But would my character say that?
362
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,967
Would he be looking to party
during a fight?
363
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:53,345
-But it's your catchphrase.
-Just trust the process, Krel.
364
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,639
-[Aja] Krel!
-Is it urgent, Aja?
365
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,308
Stuart was right about his ex-girlfriend.
366
00:16:58,726 --> 00:16:59,977
She's a monster!
367
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:03,188
Bring your serrator before Stuart becomes
Gwendolyn's dessert.
368
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,857
Can we pick this up tomorrow?
369
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:08,569
There's a man-hungry Gorbon I have to slay
in the middle of the forest right now.
370
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:11,572
[gasps] A man-hungry Gorbon?
371
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,073
Imagine the production value!
372
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,867
Uh, sorry, Luug. You've been recast.
373
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,785
We just decided to go
in a different direction.
374
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,078
[whining]
375
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,997
[burps, farts]
376
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:20,998
[sighs]
377
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,876
-[Stuart screaming]
-[Vex] Put your date down!
378
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:27,880
[grunting] I told you she was a man-eater!
379
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:30,340
-[Vex roaring]
-[Stuart screams]
380
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,051
Ah! [groans]
381
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:33,719
Ow!
382
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:34,762
[Stuart shouting]
383
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:35,721
[serrator blasts]
384
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:36,722
[growls]
385
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,600
Let go of my friend!
386
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,852
That's the problem. I can't!
387
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:46,815
My love life must continue,
and it can't until he's gone.
388
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,318
[Stuart screaming]
389
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,948
-[Steve] Oh, no!
-Can anyone tell me what's going on?
390
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,784
Uh, wait here, Mrs. Domzalski.
391
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,660
[serrator charges]
392
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,081
Ow!
393
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,419
Maybe we could just talk about this?
394
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,296
I don't talk, I eat!
395
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,548
Die, creeper!
396
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,510
-Yah!
-[snarls]
397
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,345
Oh, no. [screams]
398
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:18,931
-[snarls]
-Kleb!
399
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:20,808
[gasps, grunts]
400
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,560
-Oh, Kleb.
-Down the hatch!
401
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,021
[screaming]
I'm too young to die!
402
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:31,276
No need to fear, DJ Kleb is almost here!
403
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,319
[Toby laughs]
404
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:35,989
This is magic, baby! Pure mag-- Ah!
405
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,033
We're good. We're good, people.
406
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,493
Let's-- Let's move locations.
407
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:41,578
-[snarling]
-[Stuart echoes] Oh, it's dark.
408
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:42,621
Dark and damp.
409
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,456
Hang on, is that Daryl?
410
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,708
You told me you and Daryl
were just friends!
411
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,878
[Vex] Don't worry, Stuart! [shouting]
412
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,922
[screaming]
413
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,340
I've got you!
414
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,925
Glorious!
415
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,468
[Steve groaning]
416
00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,805
Die, creeper!
417
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,056
Yah!
418
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,182
[grunts, screaming]
419
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:03,767
[Krel shouting]
420
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,519
[Toby] And... action!
421
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:08,814
-Krel!
-Ah! Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
422
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:14,069
-[roars]
-DJ Kleb is here to party!
423
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:15,821
[Stuart grunts]
424
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,992
That was amazing! [laughs]
425
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:21,368
I have a catchphrase!
426
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:22,828
[stammering] And friends!
427
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,788
Get out of the shot, Nana!
428
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,124
Oh, hello, Toby Pie!
429
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:28,208
Wait, Nana?
430
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,669
[groaning]
431
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,462
No! No!
432
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,381
[gasps] Oh!
433
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,091
Oh, thank you, Steve.
434
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,885
We are so gonna win this contest.
435
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,554
And then the People's Selection Awards.
And then...
436
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:44,391
Oh, no.
Guys, think I ran out of tape.
437
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:46,685
I told you we should have shot on digital.
438
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:48,896
[snarling]
439
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,273
No. Gwendolyn, please, please.
440
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:52,858
Must you seriously devour me?
441
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:57,863
Destroying you is the only way
to forget about our time together.
442
00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:00,616
But you don't need to forget the past
to have a future.
443
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,451
Some memories are worth holding onto.
444
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,578
I-- I held onto this.
445
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:07,122
You-- You kept our snorfing pot?
446
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,208
Yeah, of course I did. [sniffles]
447
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,500
Remember when we made it?
448
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,961
Oh, how could I forget?
449
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,340
You kept getting clay on your nose.
[giggles]
450
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:19,218
-[laughing] Yeah.
-[laughing] Oh, yeah! Yeah, I did.
451
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,386
You see? We had some happy times.
452
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:24,848
I kept this as a reminder of you, of us.
453
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,350
[both] Snorf, snorf.
454
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:28,393
[both laughing]
455
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,604
Hey, let's not finish as enemies, huh?
456
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:31,521
-[snarls]
-Eeeh!
457
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,148
-Oh, my gosh.
-No!
458
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,484
-What the...?
-[whimpering]
459
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,237
[gulps]
460
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,488
That's what I needed.
461
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,532
Yep, devouring that snorfing pot
was just like devouring
462
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,284
all our memories together.
463
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:47,663
All those, ugh, feelings
for... [coughs] you.
464
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,957
Just...
Yep, yep, yep, you're gone.
465
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,500
You're dead to me. [laughs]
466
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,461
I mean, I can't believe we even dated.
467
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:57,130
I am so far out of your solar system.
468
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,216
Hey! I was gonna suggest
we remain friends--
469
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:00,634
Uh, sure. Uh-huh.
470
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:02,135
I'll text you... or something.
471
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,888
You know what sounds good right now?
472
00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:07,724
[Douxie] One sweetheart milkshake
with two straws.
473
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,893
-Bon appétit.
-There are bones in this?
474
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,728
Move along, garçon.
475
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:13,981
See? [slurps]
476
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,357
This is a date.
477
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,234
You know, it's kind of nice.
478
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:20,445
Sure, it's not as exciting
as your Akiridion adventures,
479
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,073
or slimy, or noisy, or stinky--
480
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,032
Point taken.
481
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:29,121
And I agree, we should be doing
more Earth stuff, just us.
482
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:33,083
But I'm an Akiridion, Steve,
and I can't change that.
483
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,501
[Steve] Yeah, of course not.
484
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:38,880
You're amazing, but I'm human,
and I can't change that.
485
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,967
Unless, you know, I'm bitten
by a radioactive beetle or something,
486
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:43,343
which would be totally cool.
487
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:45,554
Think of all the--
Wait, what were we talking about?
488
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:50,225
Steve... [laughs] you're amazing, too,
just the way you are.
489
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,979
Hey, tomorrow night,
you should come over for dinner.
490
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,188
Me? For dinner?
491
00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:57,065
Oh, for dinner!
492
00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:00,152
[both laughing]
493
00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:01,570
I'm still not sure.
494
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:06,658
Royal targets are present
and accounted for on Earth.
495
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:10,120
Superior work, Gwendolyn of Gorbon.
496
00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:12,539
Shall I crush them for you, sir?
497
00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:14,041
That is not required.
498
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:18,545
What I have planned for them
will be far more excruciating.
499
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:22,674
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