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[automated voice in distance]

2
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If this Omen-Blank
is as dangerous as you say,

3
00:00:21,147 --> 00:00:23,024
we need the royals more than ever.

4
00:00:23,107 --> 00:00:26,069
Let's hope my status can get us
a ship that can reach Earth.

5
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On orders from King Morando,
I require a Taylon-Stryker.

6
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The fastest in the fleet.

7
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You are welcome to check with the king.

8
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[blank] That won't be necessary.
We have a new security protocol.

9
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[Zadra] What?

10
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[Zadra] Kleb. We've been detected.

11
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Get to a Stryker! I'll distract them.

12
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[blank] Commander Zadra? [grunts]

13
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I'm with the Resistance now.

14
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[grunts]

15
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[panting]

16
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[automated voice] The Kyron Bay
is initializing in 20 sectons.

17
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The Kyron Bay is initializing
in 20 sectons.

18
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[grunts]

19
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[grunts]

20
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[grunts]

21
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[screams]

22
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[grunts]

23
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[grunts]

24
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[Izita] Commander Zadra, halt!

25
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By the order of the Resistance!

26
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You held off Omen long enough
for me to get you a Stryker.

27
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You shouldn't have come back.

28
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-The royals trust you.
-Kleb.

29
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[all screaming]

30
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[man screams]

31
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I'll hold it back.
You bring our royals home. [grunts]

32
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[theme music playing]

33
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♪ One, two, three below! ♪

34
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[Stuart] Baluba. If ya can't head home
till your parents regenerate,

35
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you might as well enjoy
the happiest horvath in nine galaxies,

36
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but go easy on the barium iced teas.
Trust me.

37
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Or you could check out Pooplorth.
Don't let the name fool you.

38
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White sand beaches, crystal lakes,
but freezing! Pack a parka.

39
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Then there's always Durio, home of moi!

40
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It's like Canada,
but built on a nuclear waste site,

41
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so everything glows and smells.

42
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Finally, Earth. Sure, it's class-D,

43
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but can you name another planet
with a Stuart?

44
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Plus, the best part, you're already here.

45
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-Stuart...
-I know, I know,

46
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but with your daxial array working,
you want to get going.

47
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But I just want to give you
a few pointers.

48
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We're not leaving right now.

49
00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:21,619
The ship takes some time to recharge.

50
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[Mother] My royal is being vague
to protect your emotional state,

51
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but we will be ready to launch
in 48 horvaths.

52
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That's hardly any time at all! Mother!

53
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[Mother] Mother tells it like it is.

54
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Why do you guys have to move?

55
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It is too dangerous
to stay on the mud ball.

56
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The Zeron Brotherhood
and that Birdie woman found us.

57
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Seklos knows what hunter will come next.

58
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So, we need a new planet to hide out on
until Mama and Papa wake up.

59
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[sighs] Then might I suggest Nuobus?

60
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It's got a killer music scene,
advanced tech,

61
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and some of the best skelteg gambling
in this star system.

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-I'm looking at you, Aja.
-Why didn't you tell us that sooner?

63
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-Wait, let me see.
-[Luug barks]

64
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Wait your turn, Queen-in-waiting.

65
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Sorry, not sure
if chess is a thing on Nuobus.

66
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Varvatos Vex will not be going.

67
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Just because they don't have chess?

68
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Have you tried checkers?
Checkers are universal.

69
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Varvatos must stay behind
and slaughter any hunters who reach Earth.

70
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Morando cannot discover
that the royals have fled to a new planet.

71
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You'll miss seeing
the king and queen wake up.

72
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You've protected their children. Saved
their lives. They'll want to thank you.

73
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[grunts]

74
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Somehow, Varvatos doubts that.

75
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Hang on, what's that supposed to mean?

76
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I got it! It's mine now.

77
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-[Luug barks]
-[grunts]

78
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Fine. I'm late for my date anyway.

79
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-Wait. What date?
-With Steve.

80
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Ugh. How is Staja still a thing?
We leave in two delsons.

81
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I cannot leave without saying goodbye.

82
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He's been so kind to me.
He deserves to know.

83
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Deserves to know what? Hey!

84
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I'll be taking this.

85
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It will help me break the news to Steve
that I'm moving.

86
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Wait, Aja. You cannot show him that.

87
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Why not? We're leaving soon anyway.

88
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Exactly. So why take the risk now?

89
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We are so close.

90
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She's not actually going to tell him,
is she?

91
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We need extra slices of lime.

92
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And that's why Eli can't eat clams.

93
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[both laughing]

94
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Sounds like you and Eli
shared a lot of lively adventures.

95
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Totally.

96
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Our friendship really began

97
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when I was taking out some trash
for my mom.

98
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There was this weird, little, green
raccoon thing, and I was like, "Ew!"

99
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But I was also like, "Cool." You know?

100
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-[Aja giggles]
-Because Eli's weird,

101
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and I thought maybe
they might know each other.

102
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-Good evening. Mind if I join?
-Yes!

103
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-What are you doing here?
-[slurps]

104
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Hey, that's mine.

105
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I'm not sure I can trust you
with this soda. I have to protect it.

106
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You can't tell me what to do.
If I want to share my soda, I can.

107
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But if you share your soda,
then you also share my soda.

108
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And I don't want to share my soda,
especially with Steve.

109
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I ordered my own soda, butt-snack.

110
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And a slice of lime. [slurps]

111
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-Brings out the flavor.
-It's not that, Steve. It's...

112
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-[straw squeaking]
-[Aja] I'm sorry.

113
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My little brother is an-- Ouch!

114
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I was going to say
"an annoying pain in the dorsal."

115
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[coughs, chokes]

116
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-The lime!
-Oops.

117
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-The lime! [coughs]
-[electricity zaps]

118
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Krel, stop playing with the lights!

119
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That's not me.

120
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Although, it would have been a good idea.

121
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[static crackles]

122
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-[gasps]
-Oh, no.

123
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Why is my burrito floating? [screams]

124
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We need to run.

125
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-Uh... What is happening?
-Ugh!

126
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-[Palchuk] Oh, my...!
-[all grunting]

127
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I got extra lime.

128
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Oh, no.

129
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This is not good.

130
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And it gets worse.

131
00:07:01,005 --> 00:07:02,465
Oh! This is a spaceship!

132
00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:03,883
-Steve...
-This is a spaceship!

133
00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:05,593
-I can explain.
-We've been abducted!

134
00:07:05,676 --> 00:07:08,596
-We've been abducted! [sobs]
-[Aja] What?

135
00:07:08,679 --> 00:07:11,599
Oh, it's just like in season 2, episode 17
of Earth Invaders.

136
00:07:12,141 --> 00:07:15,686
I binge watched it all with Eli
during our last sleepover. Okay.

137
00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,939
Not to worry, folks.
I know exactly what to do.

138
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As Agent Muldoon always says,

139
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"Beware of the probing."

140
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-[whispers] Who is he talking to?
-Aliens are cruel and nasty creatures.

141
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They'll suck out your brains
through your face, okay?

142
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And then they probe...

143
00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:35,039
with their questions.

144
00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:38,584
Do you hear the offensive stereotypes
your boyfriend is peddling?

145
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[grunting]

146
00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:43,631
Okay. Now the butt-snacks
can't read my mind.

147
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[Krel] We already looked.
[chuckles] There was not much to see.

148
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There should be a button or a panel
that opens the door.

149
00:07:50,054 --> 00:07:51,222
Or a code word.

150
00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:52,223
Uh...

151
00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:53,265
Pineapple!

152
00:07:53,349 --> 00:07:54,558
Password?

153
00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:56,310
One, two, three, four!

154
00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,604
Pineapple! I did it! Ha, ha!

155
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Follow me. [grunts, thuds]

156
00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:03,817
[Omega] Aja and Krel Tarron.

157
00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:05,152
-[Alpha chuckles]
-[Krel] Hey!

158
00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:07,071
Wait, what?

159
00:08:07,238 --> 00:08:10,366
-[Omega] And what is this? [sniffs]
-Palchuk.

160
00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:11,784
Steven Q. Palchuk.

161
00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:13,744
[Alpha] Throw him in the vivisection room.

162
00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,746
-No probing!
-[Alpha] He could be useful yet.

163
00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:19,291
-No! Stop!
-The Palchuk never surrenders!

164
00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:21,418
Take this! Save yourselves.

165
00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:24,588
[sizzling]

166
00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:32,179
Checkmate! Ha, ha!

167
00:08:32,263 --> 00:08:35,057
Rookie mistake right there, Vex.
You feeling all right?

168
00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,517
[groans]

169
00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,851
In truth,

170
00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:42,565
Varvatos Vex did not invite
you all here for chess.

171
00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:44,441
He is in need of advice.

172
00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:45,651
Well then, shoot.

173
00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:49,738
Varvatos Vex has heard you speak
of your children.

174
00:08:49,822 --> 00:08:52,408
What did you do when they moved away?

175
00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:54,451
He had a par-tay.

176
00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,245
-He's joking.
-No, I'm not.

177
00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:57,538
There was a conga line.

178
00:08:57,621 --> 00:09:00,499
Fair enough. But after that?

179
00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:04,878
Surely, you cannot expect Varvatos
to play chess all dels...

180
00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:06,255
all day. [clears throat]

181
00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:07,590
I know you, Vex.

182
00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:11,010
You want those kids to stay home
so you can protect them.

183
00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:15,264
Aja and Krel need to explore the world
and find their adventure.

184
00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:18,100
That means
you've gotta sacrifice what you want

185
00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:20,019
so they can have what they want.

186
00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:22,396
Hello? Pawn sacrifice?

187
00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,106
We've gone over this.

188
00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:27,776
But what if Varvatos misses them?

189
00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:29,737
Kids grow up, Vex,

190
00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:32,698
and they leave home. That's natural.

191
00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:37,453
Yes. But is it natural for them to leave
with the home?

192
00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:40,623
Ring, ring, ring. My new Ecoline phone
just sing, sing, sings.

193
00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:43,167
Now in two volumes, soft and loud!

194
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:46,003
-Huh? What'd she say?
-Someone is calling Varvatos.

195
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,881
Ah, that was one good conga line.

196
00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:50,633
Conga line!

197
00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:54,053
-[Alpha] Varvatos Vex. [chuckles]
-[gasps]

198
00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:59,892
Your human form is much wrinklier
than we anticipated. [chuckles]

199
00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:02,519
You look like a larvox.

200
00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:03,604
Ha, ha, ha.

201
00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:07,483
Enjoy that insult,
for it shall be your last.

202
00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:11,445
Your death will be Varvatos' masterpiece.

203
00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,656
Xerexes' maelstrom!

204
00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:17,284
If you so much as lay a finger on them--

205
00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:20,329
[Alpha] Bring us the cores
of the king and queen,

206
00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:21,914
and we won't have to.

207
00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,874
And you will let them go?

208
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,334
-Don't do it!
-Save our parents!

209
00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:29,505
[Alpha] Bring the king and queen,
or bury the royal children.

210
00:10:30,089 --> 00:10:31,632
The choice is yours.

211
00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:37,596
[screams]

212
00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:38,597
Don't probe me, bro.

213
00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:42,267
[Omega] You'll never set foot
on Earth again.

214
00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:43,852
[whimpers]

215
00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:45,396
-I hate this!
-[door closes]

216
00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,398
[whimpers] Oh!

217
00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:49,942
[screams] Why is it shaped like that?

218
00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:53,529
Of course they'd wanna experiment
on a specimen as fine as the Palchuk.

219
00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:56,573
-[kisses]
-[bellows]

220
00:10:57,408 --> 00:10:58,409
[gasps] What?

221
00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:01,745
-[moos]
-[gasps]

222
00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:04,665
Oh, they really do abduct cows.

223
00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:07,459
Just like in season 4, episode 10.

224
00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:11,880
It's okay. Don't worry, Bessie the cow.
[chuckles]

225
00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:13,257
I'll rescue you, too.

226
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:16,093
Think, Palchuk. Think!

227
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,053
-Ha!
-[beeping]

228
00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:19,054
Okay.

229
00:11:19,138 --> 00:11:21,223
Uh... Moo.

230
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:24,101
-Uh, cow. Cows make milk.
-[moos]

231
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,144
Cheese.

232
00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:28,021
Swiss, cheddar, pepper jack!

233
00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:30,315
Eli Pepperjack. Yeah!

234
00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:32,276
[chuckles] Thanks, Bessie!

235
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,445
-[gasping]
-[ground cracking]

236
00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:38,449
[phone vibrates]

237
00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:41,076
[Palchuk] You're never gonna believe
what's happening!

238
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,286
You felt it, too?

239
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,538
That's like the second earthquake today.

240
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,206
-[screams]
-[rumbling]

241
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:50,377
I think something's going down with Jim
and his Troll buddies,

242
00:11:50,461 --> 00:11:51,712
or Troll enemies.

243
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:54,298
-What are you talking about?
-[grunts]

244
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,592
Sorry, Steve!

245
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:59,136
-Oh! I'm on my own.
-[cow moos]

246
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,596
Yeah. You're right, Bessie.

247
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,765
I have you, too. I'm sorry.

248
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,769
Steve, you're a genius. [chuckles]

249
00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:09,021
Come on. [grunts] Ha!

250
00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:10,230
-Yes!
-[moos]

251
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:13,317
We'll get out of this room,
rescue Steve, find the cockpit,

252
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:17,154
and open the escape hatch,
all before Vex gets here. Easy.

253
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:21,366
-Take that ridiculous hat off.
-No. Steve said it could be useful.

254
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,912
It would save time
if we didn't have to save Steve. [grunts]

255
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,413
Or if I had four arms.

256
00:12:26,497 --> 00:12:29,082
In about 17 mekrons, I will.

257
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,668
Why didn't you renew your transduction
before your date?

258
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:34,213
'Cause I'm tired of hiding.

259
00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:39,009
To be normal on Akiridion,
I had to hide that I was a royal.

260
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,970
To be normal on Earth,
I have to hide that I'm a royal

261
00:12:42,054 --> 00:12:43,388
and an Akiridion.

262
00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:46,141
For once, I just want to be me.

263
00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:49,144
I know, I know. But it's too dangerous.

264
00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:51,730
[sighs] I want to tell one person,

265
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,899
and I thought Steve would understand.

266
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,652
I wanted him to like me,
no matter what form I'm in.

267
00:12:57,027 --> 00:13:00,906
But apparently, he thinks anyone
not from this planet is a brain eater.

268
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,282
He'll come around.

269
00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:06,119
Hey, I used to think all humans
were barely evolved amoebas.

270
00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:08,580
And now I know they're somewhat evolved.

271
00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:10,499
Aja! [gasps] Steve was right.

272
00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,876
His ridiculous hat could save us!

273
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,088
I can use the aluminum
to disrupt the ionic latch.

274
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,883
Go save Steve,
and I'll meet you in the cockpit.

275
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,260
And don't tell him he was right.

276
00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:30,727
Varvatos hopes you can forgive him.

277
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,275
[gasps]

278
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,160
[Krel grunts]

279
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:48,912
[Alpha] Hmm.

280
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:53,959
[Alpha] Huh.

281
00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,924
[Omega] Varvatos Vex has been detected
on the premises.

282
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:04,344
[Alpha] Now, let's see if he cooperated.

283
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,517
[Alpha] Have you brought the cores?

284
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:13,687
-[gulps]
-Speak, you soolian.

285
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,648
Varvatos has the king and queen.

286
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:17,983
[chuckles]

287
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,110
Ready the children.

288
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:25,866
[grunts]

289
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:31,079
[Alpha] Setting course to Akiridion-5.

290
00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:33,165
[Omega] The royal children, they're gone.

291
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,293
Find them and cut them down
to their cores.

292
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,795
I'll handle Vex.

293
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:46,136
Seklos. Vex, have you lost your mind?

294
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,351
Vivisection room. Vivisection room.

295
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,561
[groans] Why aren't there signs?

296
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:56,521
[whispers] Steve, where are you?

297
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:58,065
[gasps] His phone!

298
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:01,777
-[beeps]
-[line ringing]

299
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,570
-[soft ringtone playing]
-Yes!

300
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,157
-Come on, Bessie. Come on.
-[moos]

301
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,284
-Come on!
-Steve!

302
00:15:09,368 --> 00:15:10,327
Aja!

303
00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:12,162
[chuckles]

304
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,205
Did they hurt you?

305
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:16,708
The Palchuk remains intact and unprobed.

306
00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:17,709
Are you okay?

307
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:20,420
If those nasty aliens
harmed a single brain cell,

308
00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:22,589
-I'll pummel those butt-snacks.
-[moos]

309
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:24,841
Quiet, you interrupting cow!

310
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:27,135
Bessie's very talkative.
Aren't you, Bessie?

311
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:29,262
-Yes, you are.
-You named it?

312
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,098
No time! We have to go, now.

313
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:33,517
[Omega] You'll come quietly, or else.

314
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,268
[grunts]

315
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,770
[moos]

316
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:43,026
This thing again? What is it?
Where did you get this?

317
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:46,154
I got it for my tenth birthday.
Now throw it! [grunts]

318
00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:48,073
-[grunts]
-[Aja grunts]

319
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,367
Man, too many muscles.

320
00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:53,578
-It's armed.
-So am I.

321
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:56,915
[Aja grunts]

322
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,296
Yeah! Kick his butt!

323
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,548
Her butt? Its butt!

324
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,008
Kick its butt!

325
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,098
Aja!

326
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,896
Hand over the cores, Varvatos.

327
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,815
Where are the royal children?

328
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,942
Held in the cockpit.

329
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,528
Now, I shall not ask again.

330
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:27,988
[Vex groans]

331
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:31,366
The king and queen, as you wish.

332
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,286
[Alpha] Your honesty will be
your downfall.

333
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,829
Stay away from my parents.

334
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,831
Krel, no! Leave this place!

335
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:38,832
[Alpha grunts]

336
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,085
-No!
-[Alpha laughs]

337
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,378
[beeping]

338
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:44,796
[Alpha] You lied?

339
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,799
Varvatos promised a king and queen.

340
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,469
-Checkmate.
-[explosion]

341
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:51,762
[Palchuk grunts]

342
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,430
-[moos]
-[both scream]

343
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,225
-This sucks!
-Literally!

344
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,354
-[Aja grunts]
-[Omega growls]

345
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,612
-[Palchuk screaming]
-[mooing]

346
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,950
Bessie!

347
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,702
No! No!

348
00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:17,829
Bessie!

349
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,501
Hi-yah!

350
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:27,756
-Aja!
-Steve!

351
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:32,594
[Krel yells]

352
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,348
[both grunting]

353
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,016
Can you land this thing?

354
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:41,144
[Krel] I think the best we can hope for
is to crash gently.

355
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,189
[screams]

356
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,857
Bessie!

357
00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:47,692
[moos]

358
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:49,569
[screaming continues]

359
00:17:58,703 --> 00:17:59,746
Aja!

360
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:05,127
[Aja grunting]

361
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:09,297
[gasps]

362
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:10,298
You're a...

363
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:13,301
-You're an alien?
-Yep.

364
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,053
You can fly?

365
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:16,721
-Nope.
-What?

366
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,473
[screams]

367
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:21,059
[Palchuk hyperventilating]

368
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,779
[both grunting]

369
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,449
[pants] Oops.

370
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,618
I didn't mean to...

371
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:42,205
So this isn't really the way
I wanted you to find out.

372
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:44,791
We're not all like the Zerons.

373
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:48,378
Wow. You are so beautiful.

374
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,921
-You're not frightened?
-I was!

375
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,340
But that was more about
almost becoming a pancake

376
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:54,467
and less about you being blue.

377
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,303
[giggles]

378
00:18:56,386 --> 00:19:00,015
And did I also mention
I'm a Queen-in-waiting?

379
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:01,224
Awesome.

380
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:04,186
Have I told you
that I'm the king of all science?

381
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,230
-[gasps]
-What?

382
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:10,025
-Is it me?
-No. It's a giant cat-probing thing!

383
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:17,741
[Aja] Run!

384
00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:25,165
[Palchuk screaming]

385
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:32,297
[whimpering, screaming]

386
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:34,966
[Palchuk squeaking]

387
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:38,929
[both grunt, cough]

388
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,347
Little brother!

389
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,015
Thanks for not crushing us.

390
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:45,435
I must admit, I have better aim
with spaceships than serrators.

391
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,561
Boom!

392
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:49,481
That alien's probing days are over.

393
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:52,317
We need to talk about your use
of the word "alien."

394
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:56,488
-Varvatos Vex will slaughter any--
-Relax, Vex. He's okay.

395
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:59,491
-[whooping]
-Oh, great, the secret's out. Steve knows.

396
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:02,786
This is so cool.

397
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,371
You're not gonna memory-wipe me, are you?

398
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,749
No. We're going to suck your brains
through your ears.

399
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,627
We are? Most glorious.

400
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,295
-Guys!
-Kidding.

401
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,631
So, how come you're not blue?

402
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,758
Just give me a mekron. Jeez.

403
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:19,135
Steve, you have to promise
not to tell anyone about us.

404
00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:21,346
Pinkie swear.

405
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,640
The color of the swear is irrelevant.

406
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,184
I am serious. You must promise.

407
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:29,354
It's the most serious Earth pact we have.

408
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,024
[Aja] And then we crashed here,

409
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,026
far from Morando,

410
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:37,904
but also far from everything
we've ever known.

411
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,447
You're all so brave.

412
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,866
And I thought being
in the school play was scary.

413
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:45,036
You know, Steve, you are not such
a lumbering oaf after all.

414
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,788
Thanks. Neither are you, buddy.

415
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:49,249
Ha! That was never under consideration.

416
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:53,878
-Well, hello, little-- Ew! Ew!
-[barks]

417
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:57,257
When the kids leave,
you're more than welcome to stay with me.

418
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,634
-No.
-I know, I know. I'll get air fresheners.

419
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:02,846
Varvatos will join
the King and Queen-in-waiting.

420
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,806
His duty is to protect,

421
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,559
and he cannot do so from afar.

422
00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:10,937
He will go wherever the royals go...

423
00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:14,899
and deal with the consequences
when they come.

424
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:16,276
[moos]

425
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,486
[crickets chirping]

426
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:25,660
[moos]

427
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:34,127
Varvatos Vex, where have you taken them?

428
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:41,134
Citizen.
I need to find the royal children.

429
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,385
[moos]

430
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:43,595
Ugh!

431
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:56,941
-[electricity crackles]
-[Alpha groans]

432
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:00,570
-[grunts]
-[beeping]

433
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:04,574
We have their location.

434
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:09,079
A planet called "Urth."

435
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:13,166
[theme music playing]