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[theme music playing]

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One, two, three below!

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[gasps, pants]

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Come on!

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[grunting]

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Wait. Hey, hey.

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Hello? Is anyone there?

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This isn't the least bit funny. [screams]

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[slurps]

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Ahh!

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Okay, mug. We're only gonna do this once.
Are you ready to talk?

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[whimpers]

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Quit your jitterbuggin',
you gashouse palooka.

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We can either do this the hard way--

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-Or the very hard way.
-What?

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No one messes with our children
without messing with us first.

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-So, what'll it be?
-Before I answer that, um--

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Stand aside,
you glorified washing machines,

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and leave the torture to a professional.

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-That was fun.
-Gotta jet.

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-[both laughing]
-[growls]

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Taco merchant,

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you will tell us why you were spying
on Varvatos' charges,

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or Varvatos will feed you your eyes!

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I-- I told you--

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And hang you from a noose
made of your own intestines!

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That's a colorful threat, isn't it?

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We should never have taken him
back home with us. [sniffs]

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Ugh! What is that horrendous stench?

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Must be the smell of fear,

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as Varvatos was about to introduce
this menace to the art of torture!

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You don't have to torture me at all.

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I come in peace and all that jazz.

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[Varvatos growls]

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Jazz? Now you have my interest.

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The name is Stuart. I'm a huge fan!

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-I'm a-- I'm a huge fan.
-A fan. You create wind?

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Only after one or two burritos. [snorts]

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Seriously, I follow all
the great royal houses of the galaxy,

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but House Tarron of Akiridion-5?

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O-M-Gorbon. I mean, pure class.

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Princess Aja, you're like the coolest,
bravest, most butt-kickingest teenager

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this side of the known universe.
And Prince Krel...

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Tech whiz extraordinaire!

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-I wanna be you when I mentally grow up.
-I am now King-in-waiting.

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I can't believe I'm in the royal kitchen.

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So, uh, what are you doing here?

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General Morando led a coup,
and we were forced to flee for our lives.

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We're supposed to be asking him
the questions!

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Royals in exile?

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Of course!
Everything makes much more sense now.

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I mean, if it makes you feel any better,
I didn't choose to come here either.

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-Crash landed, actually.
-[Luug barks, snarls]

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[snarls]

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Originally, I'm from Durio.

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The stinkiest planet in the universe!

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That would explain the malodorous odor.

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Ugh! I thought it was a Luug fart.

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Hey! I'm very sensitive about that.

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But, trust me,
you're gonna love Earth, yeah.

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You've got cheese fries,
and monster truck rallies,

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and, oh, flash mobs.

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I want all of it.

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Enough prattle.

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-Prepare for agony!
-[whimpers]

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What?

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[Aja] Our refrigerator is running.

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Jeez. Is this place up to code?

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Seklos and Gaylen.

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[Krel grunts] Skeltegs?

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[Mother] We seem to have developed
a skelteg infestation.

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-[Krel] Seem to?
-How did these get aboard the ship?

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-[Krel] This is your fault.
-Don't even start.

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You're the one obsessed
with skelteg fighting!

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On Akiridion-5. It's easy money.

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[barking]

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[Aja] They probably stowed away
when we left.

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-[grunts]
-[Stuart chuckles]

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-This is horrible.
-How are there so many?

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[Stuart] You have a house
full of electronics

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and creatures that feed on them,
and breed!

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You'd better hope they don't nest!

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[Mother] Interior camouflage diminishing.

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What's the status
of our exterior camouflage?

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[Mother] Failing.

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It will only be a matter of time

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before you are exposed
to the entire neighborhood.

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Kleb-tastic! Your skelteg obsession
is going to out our secret

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to everyone on this dump heap.

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-Don't make me dump heap you, Krel!
-That didn't even make sense.

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Don't worry, A-fivers.

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Stuart can turn those frowns upside down.

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[grunts]

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[Aja] Uh...

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It just means I can make you happy.
[grunts]

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Untie me, please!

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[grunts, pants]

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-No!
-Mama! Papa!

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-We should hurry!
-I'll hold them back!

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[Morando] Stop them!

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[gasps, pants]

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[grunting]

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Don't move. You've taken quite a hit.

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-I should be--
-[Morando] Dead?

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-[grunting]
-[monitor beeps]

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I would've killed you if I wanted to.

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You should thank your king
for sparing your life.

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My king is gone. You destroyed him.

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A fate that can be easily arranged
for you as well,

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unless you were to join me

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as the new Commander
of the Taylon Phalanx.

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You only want me in command
of the Taylon

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in order to bring them into line.

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If I obey you, so will they.

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Exactly.

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Akiridion-5 has changed
while you were asleep.

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The prince and princess
will soon be dead,

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executed at the hands
of the Hunter's Guild.

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This isn't a request.

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You will join me,
or you will join them in death.

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[grunting]

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[humming] Oh!

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Here we go.

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Ah! Here we go. Oh!

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[bell jingles]

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Bienvenidos. Bienvenue.

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Welcome to Stuart's
Wonderful World of Electronica.

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[Aja] I thought you sold burritos.

129
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Yeah, and used electronics,
and, uh, graphic tees.

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"Objects in T-shirts are thinner
than they appear." [chuckles] One of mine.

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I'm also a notary
and justice of the peace.

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I've been here on Earth for 30 years.
I've had lots of time to reinvent myself.

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That's the wonderful thing about Earth.

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You can be whoever you wanna be.

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Except someone
who can get off this planet, apparently.

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Did you choose this human form?

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Why? [chuckles] Don't you like it?

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I know it's a little more primitive
than your transduction chambers, I admit,

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but I devised this tech myself
out of some enriched plutonium

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and parts I scrounged
from an '86 Pinto.

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Where is this solution you promised?

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We have skeltegs turning our ship into--

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A Vegas buffet. Yeah, I know.

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Hang on, looking.

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Where's that, um--

146
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I should really start alphabetizing
things, shouldn't I?

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"Screwing in a light bulb.
Step one: find a friend."

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[echoing] How many humans does it take
to screw in a light bulb?

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Ooh! Ah!

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[Krel] "Setting up a remote control."

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-[Luug barks]
-[Krel] "Setting up a hair dryer.

152
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Setting up a..."

153
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Stuart, you have a daxial array?

154
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
It's right behind you, yeah.

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And I should tell you.
I've got a unicorn in the basement.

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A unicorn? We have to see that unicorn.

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No, no. There's no unicorn.

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It's a figure of speech.

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It means I'm lucky to even have a manual.

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You won't find a daxial-anything on Earth.

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So what's this, then?

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-[man yodeling]

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-[Luug whimpers]
-[Varvatos groans]

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That cacophonous rot
is assaulting Varvatos' ears!

165
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Fascinating! A musical box.

166
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It's called a "boom box."

167
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Nah, it's not exactly the portable music
that the kids are into these days,

168
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but, uh, you want it? It's on me.

169
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No, it's in Krel's hands.

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I mean, it's on the house.

171
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But this isn't a house.

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It's free, all right?
I'm just saying it's free.

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-Peculiar frequencies.
-[Stuart chuckles] Ta-da!

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Spitting image of the skelteg's
natural predator,

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the long-trunked hamfisk!

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This'll clear up the infestation
yippee-skippee!

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Hmm. You two will be late
for academic prison.

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And worry not. This gloober
shall help Varvatos fix the ship.

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-[Stuart] My boy. My little--
-[barks]

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Assuming Varvatos can find the manual
to shut his snout.

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[music playing on boom box]

182
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Why are you bothering with that thing?

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It's pretty cool, right?

184
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Sure. Back in the '80s.

185
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Girl, you rule!

186
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I turned down being queen, actually.

187
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Aja! I posted your epic Steve take-down
on my Facespace,

188
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and it went super viral.

189
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Now the whole school
is, like, obsessed with you!

190
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Because I hurt someone?

191
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Not just someone. Steve Palchuk.
Not that we condone violence, though.

192
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I would have done the same
if I'd had my serrator.

193
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Ugh. Nice boom box, Kevin.

194
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My name is Krel.

195
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You should stick with Darci and me.

196
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I'm kinda the queen bee around here.

197
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You can be a princess.

198
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Technically, I was Spring Fling Queen.

199
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No, no, no, no. I don't want to be
a princess on any planet.

200
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Wait! Ugh!

201
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Not wanting to be cool is so cool!

202
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[trills]

203
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[grunts]

204
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Tell me something, barfbag.

205
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Is your sister seeing anybody?

206
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She can see everybody.
Her vision is excellent.

207
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No, I mean... [groans] Forget it!

208
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-[grunting]
-Huh.

209
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[Palchuk] Forget it!

210
00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:07,941
[grunts, whimpers]

211
00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:10,944
Forty-five seconds. And start. [grunts]

212
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[electricity crackles]

213
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,822
What? Dodge!

214
00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:15,699
[gasping]

215
00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:19,620
[gasping continues]

216
00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:23,123
Gah! Still cold in the middle!

217
00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,294
[panting]

218
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,589
I know you're weak, but we need to go now.

219
00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:33,133
-Who are you?
-My name is Izita.

220
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-I'm with the Resistance.
-The Resistance?

221
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Come with me.

222
00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:38,430
[groaning]

223
00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:40,140
An uprising has been forming.

224
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Citizens of Akiridion, men and women,
prepared to do whatever it takes

225
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to restore House Tarron
to the Akiridion throne.

226
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You heard Morando.
They're as good as dead.

227
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Lies.

228
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Never trust Morando.

229
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The royal heirs can evade his hunters.

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-I have to believe that.
-During Morando's attack,

231
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Princess Aja saved my child's life.

232
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I'm forever indebted to House Tarron.

233
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,169
[whimpers]

234
00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:12,923
For the royals.

235
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,384
There's a rebel base
just outside the Adronis Quadrant.

236
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:16,552
He'll take you there.

237
00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:19,054
No. I mean, I can't leave.

238
00:11:19,138 --> 00:11:22,141
Please.
The Resistance needs you, Lieutenant.

239
00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:25,394
I know.
Which is why I need to stay behind.

240
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Take this. The ring will signal you
as a member of the Resistance.

241
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Trust me.

242
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[man over PA] ...transports must provide
export managing confirmation

243
00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:36,280
prior to disembarkment.

244
00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:39,992
Okay, class. The test is about to begin.

245
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-Finished.
-Calculators out, my little parabolas.

246
00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:44,204
Oh, kleb.

247
00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:46,665
Ms. Janeth, I think someone's dog

248
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,208
-ate my calculator.
-[gasps]

249
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,710
The electronics!

250
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,879
Mr. Tarron, remain in your seat!

251
00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:53,881
I mean, uh...

252
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:57,092
You depend on calculators far too much.
Phones, too.

253
00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:00,304
[boy] What about yours?

254
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,765
-You're always on these things.
-Hey, my phone!

255
00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:05,184
-Less emojis, more emotion.
-[gasps] I need that!

256
00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:09,104
-Less texting. More talking!
-Don't read my texts, new kid.

257
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:10,814
[all screaming]

258
00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:12,983
Ew! Flying cockroaches!

259
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,612
Last week, the teachers' coffee
got spiked, and now this?

260
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:21,325
-Krel, they followed us to school.
-Obviously.

261
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,744
Why do you think
I'm confiscating their food supply?

262
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:27,748
He passes to Palchuk.
Steve shoots, Steve-- [grunts]

263
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:30,125
Foul! Hey, Aja.

264
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:31,084
[screams]

265
00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:32,002
[Krel] Get down!

266
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,879
[Palchuk whimpering]

267
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,923
They're multiplying! [screams]

268
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,675
We need to stop this
before the whole school gets colonized.

269
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,594
Would that really be the worst thing?

270
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,638
-Krel!
-Just remember, sister,

271
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,556
you're the one who brought them here!

272
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,725
Aja, did you really do this?

273
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,811
Finally, you made a mistake!

274
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:51,396
[Uhl over PA] Ah, attention,
students and faculty.

275
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:56,276
Due to unexpected circumstances,
classes are canceled!

276
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,321
-Yes! Aja, you just saved my butt.
-[cheering]

277
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,156
I was gonna fail that quiz.

278
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,409
Oh, man! She even makes
infestations look cool. [grunts]

279
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,371
-My glasses!
-You literally cannot lose!

280
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:10,332
Oh, I think we are about to lose.

281
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,542
Big-time.

282
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:15,337
-The skeltegs found the power generator.
-[touch tones beeping]

283
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,256
-What are you doing?
-Calling Vex for help

284
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,007
before my phone gets eaten.

285
00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:20,759
[ringing]

286
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:25,138
I've almost got them.

287
00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:26,515
Glorious!

288
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:30,185
Expel these skeltegs
to your balloon of death!

289
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:34,606
Well, it's more of a simulated "tum-tum,"
if you will.

290
00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:36,692
The hamfisk, it has an expansive stomach.

291
00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:40,153
It's perfect for storing mass quantities
of creepy crawlies.

292
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,991
[Mother] The ship's reserve power
is waning.

293
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:46,952
All right, taco merchant,
what do we do next?

294
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,829
-Next?
-The hamfisk!

295
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,874
What does it do to destroy these vermin
for good?

296
00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:55,460
Yes, I saw an interplanetary
nature documentary about them once.

297
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,714
I believe it waded into the ocean

298
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:01,675
and, unable to swim, it simply died.

299
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:05,929
Idiocy! Choose your manner of death,
you pungent snobglob!

300
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:10,100
Or you could wait to vanquish me.
[chuckles]

301
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,353
I'll have these skeltegs skedaddled
in a jiff-pop-n'-skip.

302
00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:16,273
Varvatos does not know what a "skip" is,

303
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,985
but he will destroy you
if you don't make good on your vow!

304
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,571
[Mother] Exterior camouflage
unsupported.

305
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:27,910
Choose your weapon.

306
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:30,579
Finally.
Some use for these knowledge bricks.

307
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,123
And whatever this is.

308
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,126
It better work
before Arcadia gets wiped off the map.

309
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,920
Again, not the worst thing.

310
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,883
[scuttling]

311
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,552
[scuttles, squeaks]

312
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:50,015
They must be in the ventilation system,
looking for a place to nest.

313
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,937
-[Krel yells]
-[Palchuk grunts]

314
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,104
What are you doing here?

315
00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:58,732
You didn't actually think
you could slay these tiny dragons

316
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,902
without the power of the Palchuk, did you?

317
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:02,861
In fact, we did.

318
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:05,739
Not to brag,
but, uh, my career prediction test said

319
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,533
that I'd make an awesome exterminator.

320
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,535
Scepter. My scepter!

321
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:14,998
Uh, you might wanna trade me for this bat.
Bats are great for battling bugs.

322
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,833
Yeah, just give it to me.

323
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,836
[gasps] We'll never be apart again.
I love you.

324
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:25,592
King Palchuk! I'm back, baby! Whoo!

325
00:15:25,676 --> 00:15:30,305
I think the oaf with the golden hair
favors me above other humans.

326
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:32,349
But you kicked him in the face.

327
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,935
Human boys are peculiar.

328
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,023
[Palchuk] Uh...

329
00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:41,525
Guys?

330
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,861
[Aja] Mary, what are you doing here?

331
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:48,031
Duh! Filming a video
worth millions of views.

332
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,616
#Ew-Gross-Ew.

333
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,244
No sudden movements--

334
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:53,996
Hey, wanna take a selfie?

335
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,081
-[screams]
-[squeaking]

336
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,667
-[skelteg shrieks]
-These books are very useful.

337
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,753
Uh, these things aren't poisonous,
right? Right?

338
00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,839
I don't know.
There's probably an antidote.

339
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:07,009
-Like, uh, vinegar or true love's kiss.
-[gasps]

340
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,094
Just spit-balling, you know?

341
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,846
[scuttling]

342
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,725
It seems we found the nest.

343
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,811
[Krel] Or the nest has found us.

344
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,147
I think you're going to need this.

345
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,400
-[screaming]
-[Krel] Great Gaylen!

346
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,901
There's too many of them!

347
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,778
You're not on today's menu!

348
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:28,697
Bow to the king!

349
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:31,992
[screams] No! Not my scepter!
Don't pull my finger!

350
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,994
[grunting]

351
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,956
[loud ringtone playing]

352
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,543
Hey, Claire-bear, what's up?

353
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,211
Play that horrible sound again.

354
00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:44,671
Huh? My ringtone?

355
00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:46,298
Call you back. Love you. Mean it.

356
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,133
[loud ringtone playing]

357
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,802
The frequency of the Earth music
kills them.

358
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,096
[both grunt]

359
00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:54,723
Where are you going?

360
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:57,100
-[Krel] To get more music!
-[grunts]

361
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,982
-[gasps] They've been inside.
-So you brought them to school?

362
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:08,361
-After you brought them to Earth!
-Just fix the box of boom, little brother!

363
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:11,615
[grunting]

364
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,033
[grunts]

365
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:14,242
[barks]

366
00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:16,036
[grunting]

367
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:19,164
[Mother] My interior functions
are limited.

368
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:26,463
Your sucking weapon is nearly at capacity.

369
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:31,134
Luug, unleash your intestinal fury!

370
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,303
[yelling]

371
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:35,180
[grunts]

372
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,973
I'll be needing this.

373
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,310
Once I connect this balloon
to the mothership's power source,

374
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,271
these suckers are gonna get fried.

375
00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:45,816
Commander Vex, route all available power.

376
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,735
I'm talking nuclear, thermal,
Akiridion-kinetic,

377
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:49,945
to the main port!

378
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,740
Mother, do as he says.
Re-route all power. [grunts]

379
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:58,537
We're gonna feed these beasties
a meal they'll never forget! [cackles]

380
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,581
If we die, Varvatos will kill you.

381
00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:03,041
[loud ringtone playing]

382
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,085
[grunting] Ha!

383
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,753
[laughing]

384
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:08,922
-Ha!
-[whimpers]

385
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,090
-[phone beeps]
-[gasps]

386
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,925
Ah! I'm out of juice!

387
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:14,719
Don't worry, I'm locked and loaded.

388
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:17,180
[soft ringtone playing]

389
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,181
Uh...

390
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:19,808
Nothing's happening, Steve.

391
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,102
-[sighs]
-[buttons clicking]

392
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,770
-[gasps] Yes!
-Nice, Krel!

393
00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:26,398
-[man yodeling]
-[skeltegs shriek]

394
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,944
[rock music playing]

395
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,239
Another use for human music!

396
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:37,576
[hip-hop music playing]

397
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:48,545
-[soft ringtone playing]
-[whimpers]

398
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,089
This music is worse than the bugs.

399
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,132
[Palchuk chuckles]

400
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:55,552
[bass thumping]

401
00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:59,598
[hip-hop music continues]

402
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:01,183
How about picking up the beat?

403
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:04,769
[techno music playing]

404
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,317
Ugh!

405
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,110
Should we bring this thing back home,

406
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,529
or do you think Stuart has things
under control?

407
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:16,698
-We should go.
-Definitely go!

408
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,326
[Mother] Full power ready.

409
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:24,372
For... the... royals!

410
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:26,166
Please let this work.

411
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,459
[grunts]

412
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,712
-[powers down]
-Hmm.

413
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:34,132
-[explosion]
-[Stuart grunting]

414
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,884
[wheezing]

415
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,385
[creaking]

416
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:38,386
Um...

417
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:41,139
Well, that didn't work as expected,
or at all.

418
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:46,019
Varvatos will punish your failure
with glorious death!

419
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,020
[Krel] Incoming!

420
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,272
[techno music playing]

421
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,399
[Stuart] Is that my boom box?

422
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,071
It's so beautiful!

423
00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:01,952
[groans] It went in my mouth!

424
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:06,248
Come to think of it, the hamfisk is known
for releasing a high-pitched belch

425
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,875
in order to stun and kill its food.

426
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:13,505
-Good call, Your Highnesses.
-You, sir, are a fool indeed,

427
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:16,549
but your intentions are true.

428
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,803
That's the nicest thing
anybody's said to me today, to be honest.

429
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,055
Let's have a nice group hug, yeah?
Come on, guys.

430
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,765
-Not for me.
-[Aja] It's quite all right.

431
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,684
-We can work up to that.
-[barking]

432
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:34,359
For too long, we have been ruled
by weak and feckless leaders

433
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:39,698
who promised peace
but left us unprepared for war.

434
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:43,410
In the name of the king and queen!
[grunts]

435
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,830
-No! No!
-[Morando] Today, together,

436
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:52,294
we will take Akiridion-5's
rightful place in the universe

437
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:57,757
as the superpower
it always should have been.

438
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:03,263
[Mother] Full power restored.
Camouflage holding.

439
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:04,973
Um... um...

440
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,559
Sorry for blaming you for the skeltegs.

441
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:10,520
Even if you did bring them to this planet.
[chuckles]

442
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,981
Sorry for blaming you right back.

443
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:16,693
-Even if you did bring them to school.
-[gasps, grunts]

444
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:21,865
[Aja] Luug! Your intestinal fortitude
saved the day.

445
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,283
[chuckles]

446
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:26,619
You know, if I have to be stranded
on a strange planet,

447
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,331
I'm glad it's with you, little brother.

448
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:31,207
[chuckles] And you, Luug.

449
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:35,754
Hey, how many Akiridions does it take
to build a daxial array?

450
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:37,380
[sighs] It's impossible.

451
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:41,634
We exploded skeltegs
with a music machine, little brother.

452
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:43,636
Nothing is impossible on this planet.

453
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:45,638
[Luug whines]

454
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:49,601
-In that case, it'll take two Akiridions.
-[barks]

455
00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:52,062
Okay, okay, okay, three.

456
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,397
[both laughing]

457
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:57,067
Mother, can you please open a window?

458
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:59,527
This ship still smells like the Stuart.

459
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:01,863
[Mother] Activating ventilation systems.

460
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:04,074
[squeals]

461
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:11,206
[shrieks]

462
00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:13,124
[Alpha] Ah...

463
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,668
They're here.

464
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:20,340
[theme music playing]