1 00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:44,128 [voices chanting] One, two, three below! 2 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:52,887 Ah, yeah, yeah. 3 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:56,307 And I says to him, "That's not a C-One Class Transporter. 4 00:00:56,474 --> 00:00:57,558 That's a T-Two. 5 00:00:57,642 --> 00:01:00,937 Look at the thrusters, you nimrod!" Am I right? [laughs] 6 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:04,732 [alien news anchor] On Akiridion-5, a coup has overthrown House Tarron. 7 00:01:04,816 --> 00:01:07,318 The royal family are presumed dead. 8 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:10,738 Pfft! Please. Those guys took off on a C-Class. 9 00:01:10,822 --> 00:01:12,490 That's a Royal Mothership. 10 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:16,202 [Neb] With that kinda heat, they could outrun any ship in the known universe. 11 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:20,331 I've been a transit operator for 16 keltons. Seen them all. 12 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,624 But that Royal Mothership? 13 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:24,210 Whoa-ho, she's a beaut! [yelps] 14 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:27,797 -Oh, hey! Foo Foo... -[buzzes] 15 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,215 ...uh, the Destroyer. 16 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:34,345 The Akiridion-5 Royal Mothership, have you seen it? 17 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,847 I don't know nothing, you know? 18 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:38,391 I'm just trying to have a good time here. Want a drink? 19 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,018 [Neb gasps] What'd you do that for? 20 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:45,106 What I want is the Akiridion-5 Royal Mothership. 21 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:48,526 Where did you see it, transit operator? 22 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:52,822 Oh! [chuckles] So you heard me. Well, you do have those big, adorable ears. 23 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:53,781 [Foo Foo snarls] 24 00:01:53,865 --> 00:01:56,576 I'm scared of them, but I want to hug them at the same time. 25 00:01:56,659 --> 00:01:58,578 [gasps] I meant, terrifying ears of death! 26 00:01:58,661 --> 00:02:00,079 -The Mothership. -[yelps] 27 00:02:00,163 --> 00:02:03,749 Holo-screen, left side. I've logged every ship I've seen. 28 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:04,834 Ah! 29 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:10,756 -At last. Thank you. -You're welcome, Foo... Foo. 30 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,884 [Foo Foo] They're mine now. 31 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,386 Ugh! 32 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:18,472 [buzzing, whirring] 33 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:21,017 What the...? 34 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,902 Don't stand in my way. 35 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:36,240 I am Foo Foo the Destroyer, and I'll destroy you. 36 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,533 [grunts] 37 00:02:44,165 --> 00:02:46,417 -[clinks] -Got it. 38 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,211 [yelps, whimpers] 39 00:02:48,294 --> 00:02:51,047 No witnesses. 40 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:54,425 -Oh, my goodness. [yelps] -[weapon pops] 41 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:56,344 Oh, my goodness! 42 00:02:56,636 --> 00:02:59,055 Whoa. Easy. I'm just a robot. 43 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:01,390 [clicking, popping] 44 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:03,643 We should commend ourselves. 45 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:06,854 We've managed to make it to the fifth of the periods without incident. 46 00:03:06,938 --> 00:03:10,316 And we finally figured out this "cafeteria" thing. 47 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:14,820 I think we have a very good handle on human food consumption. 48 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:16,405 [youth] Uh... 49 00:03:16,656 --> 00:03:18,241 [Aja] Why are they looking at us? 50 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:23,120 [Mother] I have calculated a 98% chance 51 00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:26,624 your Akiridion identities will be discovered within the next delson. 52 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:31,462 And then you will be captured and tortured in the most agonizing manner possible, 53 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:36,217 feeling the exquisite pain of a thousand Tilabian death slugs. 54 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:39,637 All this agony and pain merely from being discovered? 55 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,391 By now, General Morando has employed the deadliest killers 56 00:03:43,474 --> 00:03:46,185 in the seven galaxies to locate you. 57 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:50,731 Your failure to remain inconspicuous will prove fatal. 58 00:03:50,815 --> 00:03:52,108 [Mother] Their failure? 59 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:53,442 [signal] Wait. 60 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:57,113 -Wait. Wait. Wait. -No one tells Varvatos Vex to wait! 61 00:03:57,196 --> 00:03:58,447 Wait. Wait. 62 00:03:58,531 --> 00:04:02,451 Varvatos Vex destroys all those who command him to wait, 63 00:04:02,535 --> 00:04:05,955 and crushes their remains with murderous glee! 64 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:06,872 [laughs, grunts] 65 00:04:06,956 --> 00:04:10,376 The machine was insolent and disrespectful. 66 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:14,797 [sighs] This is going to be difficult. How can we pretend to be human? 67 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,882 We don't even know what it means to be human! 68 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:19,885 [Mother] That is why I have reduced my planetary analysis 69 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:22,388 to three basic rules of humanity. 70 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:24,015 Three? That's far too many. 71 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:25,349 [Mother] Rule one... 72 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:30,187 Humans are still evolving, so you must prepare for change. 73 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:32,606 Change of plans. Pop quiz! 74 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:36,152 -Change! I know what change is! -What are you doing? 75 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:39,196 -I have come prepared with change. -[laughter] 76 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:40,573 [Mother] Rule Two... 77 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:45,911 Because humans are prone to errors, you must embrace your mistakes. 78 00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:50,958 -Oh! Mr. Tarron! What are you-- -I am embracing my mistake. 79 00:04:51,042 --> 00:04:52,376 [students] Ugh! 80 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:55,296 -Um, that's... -[Mother] Finally, rule three... 81 00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:58,716 You disrupt your classes, you exasperate your teachers. 82 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,259 Explain yourselves. 83 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:02,720 [Mother] When in doubt, play with your phone. 84 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:03,929 [phones click] 85 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:06,515 Were you able to follow 86 00:05:06,599 --> 00:05:09,935 the three human rules of being inconspicuous? 87 00:05:10,019 --> 00:05:11,437 Hey, there, buddy boy-- 88 00:05:11,729 --> 00:05:14,065 Varvatos will take that as a "no." 89 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:17,151 The school overlord gave us something called detention. 90 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:21,530 We're so bad at being human, we're actually being punished for it. 91 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:24,867 [swishing] 92 00:05:27,453 --> 00:05:28,287 Uh? 93 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:33,334 Ahoy, there, buckaroo! 94 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:34,335 [yelps] 95 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:36,045 [Eli wailing] 96 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:38,214 [Mother] Intruder alert. 97 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:39,215 The Eli. 98 00:05:39,298 --> 00:05:42,968 -You allowed him to follow you home? -He knows where we live. 99 00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:45,012 [Vex] This nuisance must be dealt with 100 00:05:45,096 --> 00:05:48,057 before he exposes you to the entire planet! 101 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,266 [whimpering] 102 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:52,645 [Vex] Annihilate him! Destroy him! 103 00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:55,189 [chuckles] Crush his bones to powder! 104 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:59,985 Drink his blood from the keg of glory! [cackling] 105 00:06:00,069 --> 00:06:04,532 Right, because there's nothing inconspicuous about that. 106 00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:06,283 He seems quite interested in us. 107 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:10,329 Varvatos has warned you, such curiosity could lead to-- 108 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:12,623 [both] "To agony and pain." 109 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:16,293 Yes, yes, we know. But what can we do about it? 110 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:18,963 Learn what intelligence he's gathered. 111 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:23,884 -And how should we go about that, exactly? -Torture. The Eli has ten fingers. 112 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:25,970 Bring Varvatos back two of them. 113 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:28,305 Preferably thumbs. [cackling] 114 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:32,101 Since you're such a fan of torture, why don't you do it? 115 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:36,355 He can't. The great commander Vex refuses to leave the spaceship. 116 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:39,316 Because to do so would require Varvatos Vex 117 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,695 to adopt a form that is wrinkled and saggy! 118 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:46,240 It is beneath Varvatos' station to be gross. 119 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:50,161 Besides, there is much to be learned about the indigenous culture 120 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:51,912 through this talking box. 121 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:56,709 [Vex] Humans obtain monetary gains and weekend getaways 122 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:59,044 based on their gyrational strength. 123 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:02,590 I have excellent gyrational strength! 124 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:06,760 Either way, we're not torturing the Eli. He needs his thumbs. 125 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:08,929 I need his thumbs! 126 00:07:09,138 --> 00:07:12,766 Fine. But we need to know what is in that mind of his. 127 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,435 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 128 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:16,103 -No. -Not once. 129 00:07:16,187 --> 00:07:17,771 But what if you could? 130 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:19,482 [crickets chirping] 131 00:07:20,316 --> 00:07:22,860 [dance music playing] 132 00:07:24,195 --> 00:07:25,279 [Krel] Almost there. 133 00:07:25,404 --> 00:07:29,658 Just need to tweak the cranial nob. And this beat. 134 00:07:29,742 --> 00:07:31,327 -[beeps] -[music continues] 135 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,624 [orb singing] 136 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:37,917 [beeps] 137 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:43,047 -[Luug barks] -Are you having a very small party? 138 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:46,550 I'm making a mind reader to see inside the Eli's head. 139 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:49,178 [barking] 140 00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:51,388 Ooh! See inside my head! 141 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:53,224 Ha! 142 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:56,018 -[buzzing] -What am I thinking right now? 143 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:59,897 -[Krel] I am not a gloober. -You look like one with that on your face. 144 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,649 No, I read your thoughts! 145 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,777 Uh, think of a number between one and 100. 146 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:06,570 -[Krel] Six, 42, 19-- -[Luug whimpers] 147 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:09,156 -Now you're just thinking of puppies. -Lively! 148 00:08:09,365 --> 00:08:12,743 Wearing Akiridion technology strapped to your face will only draw 149 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,745 [together] ...more attention to ourselves. 150 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,372 I can read your mind. Keep up. 151 00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:18,999 [Aja] I'm thinking of a number between one and one thou-- 152 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:21,085 -[Krel] Puppies again? -Kleb! 153 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,670 [moaning] 154 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:27,716 [Ms. Janeth] Do aliens exist, or are we alone in the universe? 155 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,468 I'll let you decide. 156 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:33,180 Your projects for the school science fair are due next week. 157 00:08:33,264 --> 00:08:35,683 Explore and find inspiration. 158 00:08:35,975 --> 00:08:39,895 Because if I have to grade one more baking soda volcano, I'll explode! 159 00:08:39,979 --> 00:08:43,274 Maybe this place has a spare Daxial Array-- 160 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:46,235 -What are you doing? -I'm going to reconnoiter. 161 00:08:47,278 --> 00:08:49,113 No hugs today, Mr. Tarron. 162 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:53,200 [boy] If I flunk science, my parents are gonna kill me. 163 00:08:53,284 --> 00:08:54,451 -Then study hard! -What? 164 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:55,786 Do not die, my friend! 165 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,997 [girl] Why hasn't anyone noticed my new haircut? 166 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,040 You eliminated hairs from your head! 167 00:09:00,124 --> 00:09:02,334 -Ha! Very pleasing! -Huh? 168 00:09:02,418 --> 00:09:06,880 -Did you see how she looked at me? -Yes. It was sad. Come, little brother, 169 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:09,842 -[Aja] let's find the Eli. -[sighs] Can we just go home already? 170 00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:12,928 I have been asking myself that very same question. 171 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:17,558 Look. He's talking to that lumbering oaf with golden hair. 172 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,560 [yelps] Ugh! 173 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:20,769 -[grunts] -Huh? 174 00:09:20,853 --> 00:09:23,022 Distract the oaf while I read Eli's thoughts. 175 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:25,983 I know what I saw, Steve! Right through their window. 176 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:29,570 -They were aliens! -Aliens? Illegal aliens? 177 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:31,614 No! Alien aliens! 178 00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:33,824 Maybe they were just, you know, 179 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,577 dressing up the way you dorks like to, huh? 180 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,287 This wasn't cosplaying. 181 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:41,582 They were blue aliens living in a house that just... boom! 182 00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:44,543 -Appeared out of nowhere! -Look, Arcadia's a strange place. 183 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:50,049 But it's strange with creeps and Trolls, not blue E.T.s and magic houses. 184 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,592 [Steve] That's crazy! 185 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:53,552 [Aja] Oh, no! 186 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:57,973 Help! Somebody strong and brave with golden hair. 187 00:09:58,057 --> 00:09:59,767 -I gotcha! -No, somebody else. 188 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:04,563 -Don't gotcha! -Well, looks like a job for the Palchuk. 189 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:05,898 [chuckles] Palchuk! 190 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:10,361 -A word, Mr. Elijah Leslie Pepperjack. -[yelps] 191 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,405 Ugh! What is this? 192 00:10:13,489 --> 00:10:16,492 -The heaviest rock on Earth? -Actually, it's from the Moon. 193 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:20,162 -Lively, right? -Sure. Can you, um... 194 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:21,288 lend me a hand? 195 00:10:21,372 --> 00:10:23,791 Mmm... let's see. Nope. 196 00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:27,294 Ooh! Is that a virtual reality headset? Can I try it? 197 00:10:27,378 --> 00:10:29,088 You've been spying on us! 198 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:31,590 [thinking] He's going to space-kidnap me! 199 00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:34,718 Is that a cow? Well, whatever it is you think you saw, 200 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:37,429 the four arms and the blue thing, it wasn't real. 201 00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:40,015 Oh, my gosh. He knows! He knows I saw blue them! 202 00:10:40,099 --> 00:10:42,601 Whatever you saw, there is an explanation. 203 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:46,522 My sister and I wear special glowing... [chuckles] clothes, 204 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:50,818 -and, we dress like that because-- -Cosplay? Steve was right! 205 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:53,821 Cosplay, yes! Uh, what is a cosplay? 206 00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:56,699 It's when you dress up as your favorite movie or TV character. 207 00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:59,410 Sometimes I dress up as Super Agent Muldoon from-- 208 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:02,871 I don't know what that means, but, yes, that is exactly what we do. 209 00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:05,541 [male voice speaking alien language] 210 00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:09,878 Wait, that language. That's definitely not from this planet. 211 00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:11,922 Maybe we can cosplay together? 212 00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:15,467 [voice speaking alien language] 213 00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:18,220 -[beeps] -[alien voice continues] 214 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,556 Oh, no! He's getting away! 215 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:22,599 Seklos and Gaylen, help me! 216 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,394 [alien voice continues] 217 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:26,603 No, no, no, no, no! 218 00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:28,355 -[buzzing] -Yah-hh! 219 00:11:28,439 --> 00:11:31,191 Mr. Tarron, what on Saturn are you doing? 220 00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:32,317 [yelling] 221 00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:33,986 [grunting] 222 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:36,780 -Kleb! -How the heck are you so heavy? 223 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:39,158 -[grunts] -Wait, how did you do...? Wow! 224 00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:41,076 [grunts] 225 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:44,788 [Aja] What happened to inconspicuous? 226 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:47,166 We're... not... alone! 227 00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:51,545 You just dislodged Uranus. 228 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:53,464 [grunts] 229 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,678 [buzzing, bangs] 230 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:05,184 Mr. and Miss Tarron! 231 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:08,562 The school's insurance does not cover planetary destruction! 232 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:09,772 My mistake! 233 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:12,316 -No, no, no! No hugs. No touching! -Come on, hug? 234 00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:16,153 You are both confined to your quarters! 235 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:19,031 "Confined"? I thought we were fleeing a dictatorship. 236 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:21,575 A dictatorship is what you deserve. 237 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:27,164 How is destroying a planetarium less conspicuous than torture? 238 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,667 -Go ahead and spin... -I demanded thumbs! 239 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:34,213 No! The human is about to select door number two! 240 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:38,175 [laughs] He chose door number one. What a larvox! 241 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,594 It's just a washing machine. 242 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:43,013 Can we please focus on the problem? 243 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:46,308 Krel heard the thoughts of an interplanetary life-form. 244 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,353 And what made you so sure it was a non-human? 245 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,605 Well, he wasn't thinking in any human language. 246 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,691 This mud-ball has thousands of different languages. 247 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:58,403 You must have picked up a frequency from a television channel. 248 00:12:58,529 --> 00:13:00,864 -But-- -You will remain aboard the Mothership 249 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,324 for your own protection. 250 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,535 [groans] This sucks! 251 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,829 Eh? Mother, are you losing air pressure? 252 00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:10,833 It's a human term. It means "I do not like this situation." 253 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:14,586 The talking box taught Varvatos a human term as well. 254 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:15,879 "You are grounded." 255 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:19,049 Varvatos thought it meant burying someone alive. 256 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,260 -Disappointing. -[belching] 257 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:25,347 -[gasps] -Shh! 258 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,808 -What are you doing? -Sneaking out. 259 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:30,102 Emphasis on "sneaking." 260 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:33,146 Now, let's get definitive proof we're not alone on this planet. 261 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:34,940 And how do you plan on doing that? 262 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:38,193 [Vex bellows] The word is clearly "pineapple"! 263 00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:40,863 -Idiots! -Going out? Don't forget your jacket, 264 00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:45,200 -or you'll catch a cold! -Stay there. Do not move. 265 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:51,123 Varvatos would like to solve. Five-letter word... "idiot"! 266 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:54,501 [laughing] They'll let anyone on this "talk-box." 267 00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:58,922 Should have chosen door number two. It's probably where your IQ was. 268 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:01,258 -Any more ideas? -[Luug purring] 269 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,718 [Vex laughing] 270 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,928 Varvatos loves it! 271 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:07,681 -[sighs] -[Luug moans] 272 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,100 [whimpers, purrs] 273 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,643 -[barking] -[Vex grunting] 274 00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:14,354 What are you doing, you filthy animal! 275 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,315 [Krel] Let's go! 276 00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:24,865 [Krel] I'm not picking anything up. 277 00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:27,576 -It's hopeless. -Let me try! 278 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:30,120 No, no, no, no. My invention is very delicate. 279 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,039 -I'll be gentle, little brother. -[gasps] 280 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,082 -Be careful! -I am being careful. 281 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,793 Fine, but we need to increase it slowly. 282 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,962 -Like this? -Not at all like this. 283 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,214 What? No! You're gonna break it! 284 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:44,801 No, no, no, no, relax. You've got the signal range set too low. 285 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:45,969 We need to increase it 286 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,805 if we're going to pick up readings from all over town. 287 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,724 -[whirring] -Lively! 288 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,143 [woman] If he had a good time, why hasn't he called? 289 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,270 [man] Everyone wants to test-drive a Vespa, 290 00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:58,690 but do they ever ask the Vespa dealer if he wants a ride? 291 00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:01,193 [woman] Nobody bought tickets to my one-woman show. 292 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:03,570 Is it me? Oh, who else could it be? 293 00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:05,447 [overlapping voices] 294 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,325 -I've never rang the bell! -I'm living a lie! 295 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,827 [man] I cannot go to Ms. Janeth's one-woman show. 296 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,496 Then she'll know! 297 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,624 [Aja] Seklos and Gaylen! 298 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:19,044 [chuckles] Humans think they are the center of the universe. 299 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,922 They're several million light years away from that, actually. 300 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:27,219 I mean, all they think about is themselves and what others might think of them. 301 00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,346 She's worried about what he thinks about her, 302 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,599 and all he's thinking about is what this other person thinks about him. 303 00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:35,060 Being human is difficult for everyone. 304 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,895 It's even hard for humans. 305 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,148 I never thought of it like that. 306 00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:42,442 But you must focus, Aja. Listen. 307 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:43,986 Remember why we're here. 308 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:52,077 [woman] Enrique used my account to order socks. Again! 309 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,746 [Eli] Zero hits online for "Cantaloupian Science Fiction." 310 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:58,166 [boy] Maybe I should take Darcy to play laser-tag. Who doesn't love tag? 311 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:01,461 [voice speaking alien language] 312 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,716 [gasps] It's him! It's him! 313 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:08,760 It worked for you? I mean, I'm glad it worked. 314 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,763 [voice] Akiridion... 315 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:15,017 Tarron... Aja... 316 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:16,852 Krel... 317 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:19,146 He said our names! 318 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:22,524 That can't possibly be good. It must be one of Morando's agents. 319 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,735 [Aja] There's only one way to be sure. 320 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:35,287 Lady Aja, it is clear you are... annoyed. 321 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,957 But Varvatos Vex must remain true to his duty, 322 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,877 which is to protect you and the King-in-waiting. 323 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,296 [Aja's voice] If you're checking in to see how I am, 324 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,256 I am satisfactory, 325 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:50,010 and I am studying the three rules to becoming A-plus human. 326 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,179 I will retire shortly. 327 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:55,932 [man's voice] Did you say "retire"? Then retire in style 328 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,976 at the Sarasota Retirement Home. 329 00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:04,149 Off Route 66. Your sunset years can still be golden. 330 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,734 [in Aja's voice] Lively! 331 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:09,488 The Commander of the Taylon Phalanx should not be forced 332 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:12,741 to walk the Earth as a hobbled slorvath. 333 00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:17,788 Eh! Varvatos was meant to slay! 334 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,706 To murder and pillage. 335 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:24,211 Not... babysit. 336 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,007 This way. 337 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:33,970 [voice speaking alien language] 338 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,348 We're close. Morando's agent must be... 339 00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:40,018 [tires screech] 340 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,772 [Aja] ...the golden-haired, lumbering oaf? 341 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,148 This makes no sense. 342 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:48,360 He was speaking with the Eli. He must have told him about us. 343 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:51,613 I spoke with the oaf with golden hair and suspected nothing. 344 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,573 He plays dumb so well. 345 00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:55,700 [Aja] He must be brilliant. 346 00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:59,412 Who's the king? I'm the king! 347 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,332 -Ow! -[kids gasp] 348 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,042 [gasps] What's new kid doing? 349 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:07,170 -What the...? -I command you to reveal your true form. 350 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:10,340 -Do you wanna die, buttsnack? -What is a "buttsnack"? 351 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,342 [grunts] Hey! No fair! 352 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,302 Just stay still and get pummeled. 353 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,138 Hey! Cut it out, kids! 354 00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:18,098 [whimpers] Oh! I can't not watch! 355 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:21,143 Ha! Knock him back to wherever he came from, Steve! 356 00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:23,436 [grunts] Delete your mouth, Seamus. 357 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,230 [growls] 358 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,608 [Steve grunting] 359 00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:31,027 Keep still, so I can punch your face! 360 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,612 The helmet was blocking-- 361 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:36,575 Oh, no. Krel, it's not him! I was wrong! 362 00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,076 [Aja] He is an idiot! 363 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,745 It seems there's been a misunderstanding here. 364 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:43,039 My apologies. You are just an idiot! 365 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:47,294 Oh, yeah? Well, my fist is gonna misunderstand your face. 366 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,795 Krel! Rule number three! 367 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,423 -[phone clicking] -Lights out, plebe. 368 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,008 -[thumps] -[Krel] Ugh! Oh! 369 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,217 -[gasps] -Dude! 370 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,345 I'm-- I'm leaking fluid. What is this? 371 00:18:57,429 --> 00:19:00,140 I must be dying. Is this the end? 372 00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:01,349 Not yet. 373 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,937 -[Steve grunts] -Get away from my little brother, 374 00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,022 snackbutt. 375 00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:08,648 -[Steve grunts] -[girl screams] 376 00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:10,442 [gasps] 377 00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:12,861 Whoa! 378 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:17,699 [thinking] She's like a ninja-kicking angel. 379 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:21,036 I mean, she-- she kicks ninjas, but she's an angel. 380 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:24,623 [voice speaking alien language] 381 00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:26,708 Oh, no. 382 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,961 -Krel, it's him! -Who? 383 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:31,129 The burrito bandit! 384 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,089 [Aja] He is the alien! 385 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,841 [engine starts] 386 00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:38,428 Hey! What about my guacamole? I paid extra! 387 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,390 -[tires screech] -[man] Whoa! Slow down! 388 00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:52,859 -[thinking] What am I doing? -[siren wails] 389 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:05,747 [engine roars] 390 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,169 [engine roars] 391 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,296 [truck horn blares] 392 00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:18,093 Aja! Are you...? 393 00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:20,387 [gasps] I knew you'd break it! 394 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:23,223 Not the time. He's getting away! 395 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,604 -[tires screech] -[barking] 396 00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:32,857 -Luug? What are you doing here? -[barking] 397 00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,028 -[chuckles] -[Vex] Stop right there! 398 00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:40,198 Argh! 399 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,659 These feeble human knees! 400 00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:44,619 [tires screeching] 401 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,997 [Vex grunting] 402 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,416 Halt, you steel monster! 403 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:50,834 [barking] 404 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,628 [Vex groans, bones crack] 405 00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:55,839 -You left the house? -Did the television break? 406 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:59,342 I left during what is called "commercials." 407 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,636 Ugh! Being inconspicuous 408 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,514 is painful and exhausting. 409 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,725 -[gasps, whimpers] -[slippers squeaking] 410 00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:10,228 Halt! By the order of House Tarron! 411 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:12,605 [Vex] Run, you disgraceful coward! 412 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:17,861 Varvatos Vex will rain glorious death on all you hold dear! 413 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,070 [growling] 414 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,407 No! 415 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,285 [Luug growling] 416 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,121 As the King-in-waiting of Akiridion-5... 417 00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,081 you are under arrest. 418 00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:32,500 [gasps] No way! 419 00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:35,545 It really is you, Krel! I knew it! 420 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,006 And... [sighs] you must be Aja. 421 00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:42,385 [click, whirs] 422 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:48,141 Oh! I am the biggest fan. 423 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:51,269 OMG. Could I do a little sketch of you guys? 424 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,438 Oh, I know, I'm kidding. [chuckles] 425 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,398 [all] Ugh! 426 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:56,358 What the...? 427 00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:01,780 [Alpha] According to the transit logs, 428 00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:05,033 our fortune awaits in the next system. 429 00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:08,995 Dead or alive, the royals will be ours. 430 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:10,830 [beeping] 431 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:14,667 [Omega] There will be no "alive."