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[theme music playing]

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♪ One, two, three below! ♪

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Leave this place, or suffer certain death!

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Hey, you're pretty funny!

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[growls, gasps]

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Can I interest you guys
in a newspaper subscription?

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What's a newspaper?

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I know, right? It's a dying medium.

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When'd you guys move in?

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It's like it just sprouted out of nowhere.

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-What are you doing?
-Perhaps Varvatos should destroy him.

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[gasps] Whoa, retro cool.

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Really cool crib.

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Do people say "crib" anymore?

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-[gasps] There's a pool, too?
-[whirring, clicking]

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[recording] ♪ You can be my flip-flop
To the top, don't stop... ♪

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Fascinating. Oh!

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What's that sound?
Where is it coming from?

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You've never heard of vintage music?

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[music continues]
♪ We gonna do it right... ♪

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I like vintage.

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[laughs] Lively.

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-Whoo!
-[music continues]

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-[barking]
-[yelps]

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Who are you, cute fur-ball?
[chuckles]

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Is that Luug?

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-[barking]
-[laughing]

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What happened to him?
He's covered in terrestrial fungus.

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It's so soft. Lively!

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Mother must have changed him.

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[boy] Where are your parents?

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Who demands to know?

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Me, I guess.

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-Our parents are in stasis.
-What?

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There was an accident.
They are regenerating.

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-Huh. So they're, like, at a spa?
-[Aja] Yes.

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And we don't like interlopers.
Who sent this insidious nuisance?

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Wow, you're strong for a geezer.

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"Geezer." I like that word.

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-Speak of what you have seen to anyone...
-[Aja] "Geezer."

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...and Varvatos Vex will see
that you face a terrible, terrible death.

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[gasps] He's intense.

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Mother, what have you done?

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I've altered the ship's structure

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to match indigenous,
primitive architecture.

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No, I mean,
why is Varvatos wrinkled and saggy?

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I think the local term is "geezer."

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Varvatos is like a feeble larvox.

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His bones, brittle. Not good for crushing.

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I love this fleshy covering.

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[Mother] It is known as "skin."

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Unlike on Akiridion-5
where life is energy-based,

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the inhabitants of this planet
are biological.

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-Oh, flisghaag.
-I believe the Earth idiom is "gross."

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Surely there are less gross forms
for us to take!

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Reconfigure the camouflage matrix

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to something more befitting
of Varvatos Vex.

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[sighs] Oh... this is comfortable.

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[Mother] I am afraid I cannot, Commander.

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The energy expenditure
required to alter the matrix is too high.

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Energy expenditure? Our parents!

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[both grunt]

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[Luug barks, whimpers]

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[gasps] Thank Gaylen!
They're still in stasis.

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Secondary Manifold, the Kelso transponder,
the CDR sensing unit.

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What does all that Klebso mean?

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I think it means we have a problem.

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Ha! A problem? Mother, tell them.

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[Mother] I calculate
I have enough energy reserves

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to sustain the royal life force
for only three parsons.

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Three parsons? Wait, do you mean--

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If I cannot maintain the cores,
the king and queen will be lost.

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How is the ship so low on power?

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[gasps] The plasma fields must have blown
in the Daxial Array.

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-[buzzing, fizzling]
-Where is the Daxial Array?

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[Mother] Judging from the damage
we sustained

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in the escape from Akiridion-5,

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I would put its current position
somewhere within the Ardell Meteor belt.

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Ay, ay, ay.

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It's going to be okay.

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We're just going to have to go out there
and find the new "that's the other way."

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Daxial Array. And we can't go out there.

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This dump-heap planet
is primitive beyond description.

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It will be an adventure.
Come on, let's go!

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[panting]

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♪ Brother Pele's in the back ♪

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♪ Sweet Zina's in the front... ♪

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[groans]

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[car horn honks "La Cucaracha"]

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♪ Cruisin' down the freeway in... ♪

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-Klebtastic!
-[girl giggling]

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♪ Suddenly red-blue lights
flash us from behind ♪

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♪ Loud voice booming
Please step out onto the line... ♪

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-Hmm!
-[Vex grunts]

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♪ How bizarre... ♪

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[girls squealing]

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-Huh. Let me make it work.
-[clicking, buzzing]

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[screaming]

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♪ How bizarre... ♪

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-Fascinating!
-[laughing]

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-Glorious! [gasps]
-[panting]

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♪ How bizarre... ♪

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[laughing]
I love popp-ed corn!

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Mmm.

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[sniffs] Co-fefe.

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[slurps] Ugh!

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♪ Destination unknown
As we pull in for some gas ♪

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♪ A freshly pasted poster reveals... ♪

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[gasps, chuckles]

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♪ Elephants and acrobats
Lions, snakes, monkey ♪

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♪ Pele speaks righteous ♪

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♪ Sister Zina says
Funky, funky, funky"... ♪

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[sniffs]

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[Aja] Oh, no!

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-[bangs]
-[all gasp]

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[barking]

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So squishy. I love this Earth!

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Aja!

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[vendor] Are you absolutely sure?

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This is the atomic, super-double,
bowel-loosening,

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Diablo Maximus breakfast burrito
with extra hot sauce.

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-[laughs]
-Fascinating.

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Hey, you've got to pay for that!

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Careful.

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The Diablo Maximus
is not for the faint of heart.

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Mere humans can't withstand
more than one or two bites before they--

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-[Aja gulping]
-[gasps] Wha-aa-at?

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Mmm. That was lively.
I'm going to go ask for another one.

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-A second one?!
-You seem to know a lot about this planet.

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Are you one of its rulers?

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Eh, I do kind of rule.
I'm technically a duke.

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The name's Toby.
Duke Toby, if you're fancy.

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Tell me, do you know where I can find
a Daxial Array?

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"Daxial Array"? Is that a band?
You can get that at the record store.

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-Nope. Nope. No.
-[music playing]

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[laughing] No! No.

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[gasps] Yes!

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[doorbell jingles]

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[chuckles] Finally, the dump-heap
has something to offer.

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-Music.
-Fascinating!

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[slurps] Mmm...

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Though it doesn't taste as good
as the Diablo Maximus breakfast burrito.

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Okay, youngsters, it's time to go home.

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-[clerk] Hey. Hey!
-[Krel] Music.

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-Hey, you've gotta pay for that.
-[Vex gasps]

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She seeks vengeance against you. Exciting!

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I mean, he needs to buy it,
you know, with money?

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-Like crestons?
-Like money.

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Do we have a problem here?

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He just shoplifted that.

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Impossible!

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That shop is far too heavy to be lifted.

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Do you have money
to pay for the record, kid?

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It would appear doubtful.

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[grunts] Lift!
The King-in-waiting is correct.

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This structure defies
even Varvatos' vaunted strength.

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-[bones crack]
-[grunts] Uh! Ow!

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Problem solved.

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[clerk] Whatever.

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You guys aren't from around here, are you?

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-You could accurately say that, yes.
-But you live in Arcadia, don't you?

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[both] Maybe.

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Well, why aren't you kids in school?
You know what a school is, right?

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[chuckles] Let's assume not.

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It's a big building
with a lot of math and books, wise guy.

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Math? Do you think
we might be able to find

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-a "dance the world away" there?
-You know what I think?

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I think it's illegal
for you not to be in school.

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But Varvatos is strong. Very strong!

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What the...?
Yeah, you're spry for your age.

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Now put the bench down.

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-[Vex groans] This weak back!
-Are these your grandkids?

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They are under the protection
of Varvatos Vex.

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Who's Varvatos Vex?

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Varvatos Vex is unexplainable, unknowable.

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Who are you, good sir? Who do you serve?

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I am Detective Scott, Arcadia Oaks PD.

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You know, here to serve and protect.

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What about destroying, pillaging,
feasting upon the bones of your enemies?

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[Vex cackles]

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Uh, yeah. Well, Varvatos,
these kids are going to school, now.

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It's all right, Grandpa Geezer.

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Krel and I will go to the building of math
and search for the array.

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You... You seem trustworthy.

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But harm my charges, and Varvatos
will slay you while you sleep!

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Is your grandpa off his medication?

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-[Krel] It's entirely possible.
-Remember! In your sleep!

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[laughing]

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[man] Detective Scott tells me
you're not from around here.

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Not anywhere close, no.

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-In fact, we just arrived.
-Really?

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From where?

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-From where? [chuckles]
-Yes, from where?

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Ustedes hablan anything?

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Mmm... Eh...

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-Can-ta-loupes.
-What?

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-Cantalou...
-Pia.

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-Cantaloupia.
-[Señor Uhl] Hmm...

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-How do you spell it?
-Spell?

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We don't have magic on Akiridio...
on Cantaloupia.

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I can't seem to find it on the Internet.

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-[both] It's new.
-I can't find it.

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I don't know
how things are done in Caliapy--

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-[both] Cantaloupia.
-But this is the United States of America.

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Kids here go to school.

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-Do you have any papers?
-[Aja] Papers?

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Papers. IDs, passports.

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Sports. I have the agility
and reflexes of a larvox.

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Listen, school bureaucrat.

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We don't know anything
about "eye-Ds" or "pass ports."

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We're just here to a find a Daxial Array.

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I've never heard of that band.
I only listen to Barry Manilow.

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What's a "manilow"?

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What's "Barry Manilow"? That's it!

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What's your number?

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-I am calling your parents.
-You're calling them what?

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What my little brother means is,

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our parents are away, at the spa.

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I'll tell you what,
my two little delinquents.

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When your parents get back,
you can tell them

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all about a little something
I like to call math class.

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The formula
for the area of a triangle is...

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They receive knowledge by being talked at,
rather than through thermogenic cosmosis.

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-I have a question.
-[snoring]

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Then raise your hand.

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-Uh, which one?
-Either will do.

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[chuckles] Back home, I have four of them.

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Do you have a question, Mr. Tarron?

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Do you have a Daxial Array?

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-We are talking about triangles.
-Hardly.

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You forgot to account
for the triangle's area

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when applied to the fourth dimension.

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The fluctuations of the hypotenuse
alter the triangle's shape.

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But if we use Claxon's 38th Theorem,

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we get a reasonable approximation of...

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[Krel] Now, strange woman,

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-can you lead us to a Daxial Array?
-[gasps]

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Take me back to the ship, Luug.

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[whimpers]

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What do you mean
you don't know where it is?

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[man] Got your queen!

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-Queen?
-[man] Your queen is gone!

243
00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,521
-[man laughing]
-Come on, Luug!

244
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,314
[horn honking]

245
00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:32,901
-[barking]
-[bones cracking] Agh!

246
00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:35,988
-I'm about to take your knight.
-A-ha-a-ha-ah-ah!

247
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:38,240
That would leave your king in jeopardy.

248
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,868
I'll worry about my own king.

249
00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:45,289
You worry about your king,
thank you very much.

250
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:50,002
Wow, wow, wheezy-wow.

251
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,421
Can I help you with something?

252
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:55,758
This queen you speak of,
is she trapped inside?

253
00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:58,343
Is this a means of representing combat?

254
00:11:58,427 --> 00:11:59,803
Are you warriors?

255
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,388
You never heard of chess?

256
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,599
Chess?

257
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,142
Yeah, chess.

258
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,478
You, too, are also wrinkled.

259
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,397
Are you geezers? Are you gross?

260
00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:12,065
Can we help you with something?

261
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,233
Hey, give me that.

262
00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:15,694
[panting, crunching]

263
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:16,862
What?!

264
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,948
Yes, Varvatos wishes for the geezers

265
00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:23,285
to explain more of this chess now!

266
00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:26,079
New kids, you've gotta take
the rope challenge.

267
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:27,623
I'm not taking anything.

268
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,124
I keep telling you people this.

269
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,668
I love challenges.

270
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:35,964
Every kid here should be able to climb
that rope and ring that bell.

271
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:37,716
For what purpose?

272
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,968
-'Cause I said so.
-[bell clanging]

273
00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:41,178
Next challenge, please.

274
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,889
What? I've never seen
anybody do it that fast before.

275
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,974
I thought you said
every kid could do this.

276
00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:47,559
Ugh! That was in theory!

277
00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:49,895
-You two are messing with my head.
-[clangs]

278
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,730
[growling]

279
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,816
A Daxial Array is not a band!

280
00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:56,193
It is a critical piece of technology.

281
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,362
Okay, bro. Chill.

282
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,824
Look, if it's tech,
maybe the science lab will have it.

283
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:03,534
-Ai-ee!
-You will take me

284
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:06,078
to the leader of the science lab now!

285
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,789
What type of country
is Cantaloupia, anyway?

286
00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:10,624
-[Eli] Are you guys adopted?
-No.

287
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,960
Then why do you look, um, different?

288
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:16,213
Different? What do you mean?
Mother made sure we look just like you.

289
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,216
-[bangs]
-Your technology is beyond primitive.

290
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,593
What do you mean, "your technology"?

291
00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:24,221
Do you always ask
this many questions, human?

292
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,015
-Only when I'm suspicious.
-[yelps]

293
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,767
¿Que pasa? What's going on here?

294
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:31,478
-[yelps]
-That one is interrogating us.

295
00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:35,440
And I am trying to locate a Daxial Array,
which is not a band of any kind.

296
00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:37,484
You're not supposed to be here
unsupervised.

297
00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:40,070
No, we're just not supposed to get caught.

298
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,197
Students are not supposed-- [groans]

299
00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:45,450
I want to speak with your parents.
Tonight, six o'clock, sharp.

300
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:47,411
I want to meet them. Both parents.

301
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,745
No excuses.

302
00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:54,251
[laughing] Very intriguing.

303
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:58,881
And if Varvatos wins,
Varvatos can enslave your entire family?

304
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:02,050
Usurp your property?
Burn it to the ground?

305
00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:03,218
[laughing]

306
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:07,806
-Dude!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's just a game.

307
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:10,851
What is the purpose of a game?

308
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,186
Who knows? Maybe, uh, have some fun.

309
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:16,690
If that were true, there would be killing.
[chuckles]

310
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,650
-[Luug barks]
-Oof! [groans]

311
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,778
-We need to talk to you.
-It must wait.

312
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:27,326
Varvatos is about to vanquish his foe
in chess.

313
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:31,496
[chuckles] Actually, you're down
everything but your king and two pawns.

314
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:34,917
-Varvatos will triumph gloriously!
-[knuckles crack]

315
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,293
[laughing]

316
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,089
[bangs] Ha!

317
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,593
Checkmate, butt snack. [laughing]

318
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:48,388
[growls] Your butt shall be mine
to snack upon!

319
00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:51,099
[cackles]

320
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:52,017
[cracking] Agh!

321
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,937
-Victory shall be mine!
-Dude!

322
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:58,857
Could victory be yours tomorrow?
Krel and I have a bit of a problem.

323
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:02,694
Varvatos Vex shall return tomorrow
to smite you both.

324
00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:05,322
-Oh, I can't wait.
-Smite this.

325
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,951
Tonight, make amends with your women...
[groans]

326
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:13,956
For tomorrow, you face death.
[cackling]

327
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,750
Jeez, that guy's intense.

328
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,669
[rattling]

329
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:23,924
How is this a problem?
Simply defy the petty tyrant's orders.

330
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:26,885
Now can Varvatos get back to his pawns?

331
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,261
It's not that simple.

332
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,597
All youth must attend
this school of theirs.

333
00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:31,682
[gasps]

334
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:36,311
And if we don't,
we'll remain prisoners in this ship.

335
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,815
It's full of humans our age,

336
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:42,901
and they play games
and have really easy challenges.

337
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,027
[laughing]

338
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,405
Either way, we won't be able to return

339
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,950
unless we have parents
to show the bureaucrat.

340
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,576
Then we are doomed.

341
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:56,873
There is no chance of transforming
the pair of you into "pay-rents."

342
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:57,916
I'm drawing a blank.

343
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,836
-Blanks. Maybe blanks!
-Where's he going?

344
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,005
Right. The blank robots!

345
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:05,966
[whirring]

346
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,137
Blank units, come along.

347
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,972
What are you doing with the blanks?

348
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,056
Madness!

349
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,475
[Krel] Mother,
initiate camouflage protocol.

350
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:16,727
You'll be Dad.

351
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:17,853
You'll be Mom.

352
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:21,398
Mother, load their data caches
with your research of human culture.

353
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,400
[Mother] Before we do this,
you should know

354
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,901
my information on this planet

355
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:28,488
is approximately 60 human years
out of date.

356
00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:29,614
No matter.

357
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:33,285
Like you said, this dump-heap planet
doesn't evolve that fast.

358
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,666
Ah. Are your parents here?

359
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:43,962
Yes, both parents. [chuckles]
No excuses.

360
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:49,009
Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Underpaid Bureaucrat.
Nice to meet you.

361
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:50,010
Señor Uhl.

362
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,970
-Blank.
-We're French.

363
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:55,057
Your children said
you were from Cantalope-something.

364
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,100
Cantaloupia. It's French.

365
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,269
Parlez-vous français, fella?

366
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:03,106
The name is Uhl.
Or preferably, Interim Principal Uhl.

367
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:06,693
[chortling] Easy, fella.
What are you trying to do, break my hand?

368
00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:10,030
That is one heck of a grip.
Strong and manly. I like it.

369
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,073
[laughing]

370
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:14,284
You never get a second chance
to make a first impression, right?

371
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,661
-[laughing] No.
-[Señor Uhl] Yes...

372
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:18,288
that is right.

373
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:22,375
Do you know your kids were caught walking
around town during school hours today?

374
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:25,295
By gum, those scamps.
That sure ain't swell.

375
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,756
It's 10:00 p.m.
Do you know where your children are?

376
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,550
It's 6:37 p.m., and I have no children.

377
00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:33,095
But yours were busted
sneaking into the science lab.

378
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:36,181
Oh, those scamps. That sure ain't swell.

379
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,517
"Swell"? Is this some kind of joke?

380
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,726
Do you find it funny?

381
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,896
No, and I don't find it funny
that you broke into the science lab.

382
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:46,108
-You break it, you buy it. [laughs]
-Oh, you want money, fella?

383
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:49,569
I'm a little strapped for Benjamins
this month, but I'll see what I can do.

384
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:53,198
-You know, it doesn't grow on trees.
-Yeah, put your money where your mouth is.

385
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,659
-Say that again.
-Put your money where your mouth is.

386
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,787
-You can say that again.
-Put your money where your mouth is.

387
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,248
-Again, again--
-Nein! Don't put your money anywhere.

388
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,791
You're, you're, you're--

389
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:05,710
Oh, no! Mr. Bureaucrat's all tongue-tied.

390
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,420
[laughing]

391
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:09,673
-All right, enough!
-[laughing]

392
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:14,010
I'm contacting Child Protective Services.
Clearly, your home life is not stable.

393
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,721
Home? This isn't our home.

394
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:21,726
Our home has been stolen from us
by General Morando.

395
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:25,480
He destroyed the capital
and hurt our parents,

396
00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:28,066
and we were forced to come here
where we know no one.

397
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:32,696
Seklos and Gaylen. We are alone here.

398
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:35,740
Wait, wait.

399
00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:38,034
There's been a coup in your country?

400
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:39,953
Exactly.

401
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,122
[gasps] I'm so sorry.

402
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:46,334
-I will protect you until Cantalucia...
-Cantaloupia.

403
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:47,419
...is free again.

404
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:52,257
For as long as your home is in turmoil,
you will have a place in Arcadia Oaks.

405
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,717
Thank you.

406
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,262
[gasps] We should probably get glowing.
I mean, going.

407
00:18:57,345 --> 00:19:00,432
-You can say that again.
-Yeah, put your money where your mouth is.

408
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:03,018
-[laughing]
-They are peculiar.

409
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,648
-[wheels squeaking]
-Hmm.

410
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:13,987
What's happening?

411
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:17,282
The energy dispersal from the transduction
must be wearing off.

412
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,701
We have to get back
to the mother ship now.

413
00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:28,043
[Vex] You could have been discovered!

414
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:32,088
The humans must never see us
in our native, non-saggy forms.

415
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:35,300
How were we supposed to know
the transduction effect would wear off?

416
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,384
[Mother] My apologies.

417
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:41,681
It seems the effect lasts only 12 horvaths
before it requires re-implementation.

418
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,642
Now you tell us?

419
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:46,561
What is happening to you? What is that?

420
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:48,772
[sniffles] My eyes are leaking.

421
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:52,484
[Mother] Humans call this discharge
of bodily fluid "tears."

422
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:55,195
They are the result
of extreme emotional states

423
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:58,782
accompanied by the irrational expulsion
of liquid from the ocular sphere.

424
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,617
-Are you okay?
-Humans are so wasteful.

425
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,826
I...

426
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:03,411
I don't know.

427
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:08,833
I was thinking about how we're never
going to find a Daxial Array,

428
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:12,712
and we'll never save Mama and Papa,
and then...

429
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,216
I think this is what it means to be...

430
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,301
[gasps]

431
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,386
...afraid.

432
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,388
[sighs]

433
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,271
[sobbing]

434
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:33,817
You saved that?

435
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,860
You saved their cores.

436
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,113
I saved this.

437
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,782
Do you know the ritual?

438
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:42,575
Varvatos does.

439
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:46,162
-I don't want to be queen.
-And you won't be.

440
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,124
You will be Queen-in-waiting.

441
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,501
Hey, before the ceremony,

442
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:55,422
Papa told me
that we are all each other has.

443
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:59,718
That's why I'm not afraid.
Because I have you.

444
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,595
All I ever wanted...

445
00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:06,016
was to be normal. [sighs]

446
00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:07,475
But...

447
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,145
Mama told me I wasn't.

448
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,191
[crystal humming]

449
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:32,917
[man] This ridge...

450
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:36,796
[Vex] This ridge
is the mark of your ancestors,

451
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:41,551
and proclaims you worthy
of the crown of Akiridion

452
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:46,556
that has stood for righteousness
since ages past.

453
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,860
[gasps]

454
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:11,956
The royal traitors are at large.

455
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,084
Bounty Hunters...

456
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:17,962
Slay the royals
and bring their parents' life cores to me,

457
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:21,341
and you will be rewarded with treasures
that will make you

458
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:24,928
-the envy of all bounty hunters.
-[roaring]

459
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:29,224
Destroy any and all

460
00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:31,893
who stand in your way.

461
00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:33,436
[laughing]