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This is good, Lyn. You did good.

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I'll be right there.

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The baby... it's coming.

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I'm just looking
out for my girl.

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"My girl"?

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- I don't want to see you.
- He took advantage of her!

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She is not welcome here.

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Wash her out!

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The husband is still alive.

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Vidalia died still being
married to that man.

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Do the girls know he's not dead?

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Mon Chou Chou!

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She's my ex. Things
are done with us.

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I like you, Emma.

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And you like me too.

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♪

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♪ Ponme la mano aquí ♪

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♪ Macorina, ponme la mano aquí ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ Ponme la mano aquí, Macorina ♪

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♪ Ponme la mano aquí ♪

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♪ 20 años y entre palmeras ♪

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♪ Los cuerpos como banderas ♪

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♪ Noche huateque y danzón ♪

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♪ La orquesta tocaba un son ♪

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♪ De selva ardiente y caprina ♪

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♪ Del cielo un gran frenesí ♪

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♪ Y ponme la mano
aquí, Macorina ♪

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♪ Ponme la mano aquí ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ Tus senos, carne de anón ♪

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♪ Tu boca una bendición ♪

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♪ De guanábana madura ♪

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♪ Era tu fina cintura ♪

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♪ La misma de aquel danzón ♪

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♪ Ponme la mano aquí, Macorina ♪

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♪ Ponme la mano aquí ♪

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♪ Ponme la mano aquí, Macorina ♪

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♪ Ponme la mano aquí ♪

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♪ Tu pelo jíbaro y fiero ♪

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♪ Una manigua cubana ♪

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♪ Para mi amor guerrillero ♪

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♪ Ponme la mano aquí, Macorina ♪

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♪ Ponme la mano aquí ♪

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♪

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Babe! Listen to this.

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"Vida seems to have
materialized overnight

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into the epicenter of LA's
Latinx SoundCloud generation"!

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What is that?

50
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It's, like, a legit
review from Saturday.

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Absolute rave.

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"This neighborhood haunt

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"is quickly reclaiming
itself as a local fixture

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with a reach well beyond
the Sixth Street Bridge."

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Do you die?

56
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I'm so happy for you, babe.

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I know, right?

58
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And this is just the beginning.

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Wait until I send
them a press release

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of everything that
I have planned.

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I am going to make Vida

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into the spot of
what's happening

63
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and now in Latinx culture.

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Oh, my God, feel my heart.

65
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Doesn't it feel like I
just did a superset?

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Mm.

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- I'm so proud of you.
- Aww.

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So proud that I
want to show you off.

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That's funny.

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Because being shown off
is one of my favorite things.

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Do you want to be shown off

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at my mother's
birthday party, tonight?

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Mm.

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Well, okay, not show you off,

75
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but is it too soon to bring
you to a family thing like that?

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I-I know that... Well,
you made it clear

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that you don't want
me to call you my girl,

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and I know that we
haven't had the whole talk

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about what we're doing,

80
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but I really like
what we're doing,

81
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and I'd love to have
you there tonight

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to just, you know... oh, fuck.

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Always, right?

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Always out of line.

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I would... so love...

86
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to go and celebrate your
mother with you tonight.

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Also, who says
I'm not your girl?

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I just realized I don't
know what I'm eating.

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I mean, don't get
me wrong, I would eat

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Takis-flavored
flan if you made it,

91
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but this is what?

92
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It's, like, your
version of pitaquiles.

93
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Am I gonna die?

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I told you, I don't cook.

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I just mix things
together and reheat them.

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Now, let me finish this.

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Well, that was a very
entertaining essay

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about sexism in the military.

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And how to make an adult
woman cum in a bunk bed.

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Is it autobiographical?

101
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Kind of. It's about an ex.

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- Zoe.
- No.

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Someone from when I was on duty.

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And we sort of developed
this sexist trauma coping bond.

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When you're in the service,
you-you cope weird sometimes.

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For me, I guess I
just always ended up

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finding a shiny
object to distract me.

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Was Zoe a distraction too?

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Something like that.

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Except more complicated.

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And what am I?

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Oh, no, no, no.

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I'm not falling in
that quicksand.

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Nope.

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Hey, those are kind
of good, by the way.

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So...

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Okay, do I have a pattern?

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I don't know.

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All I will say is that

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I am very attracted
to challenging women.

121
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Oh, that's what you think of me.

122
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- That I'm difficult.
- Oh, girl.

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You're not putting
words in my mouth.

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Okay.

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Okay, we need to
get out of this room.

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Oh, my God, I'm fermenting.

127
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Been locked in here
in our own... Au jus?

128
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I know, I like it.

129
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That Emma funk... Oh, God, what?

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I'm serious, let's
get cleaned up,

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and let's pick up this pigsty.

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Please.

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♪ As you wish ♪

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Yeah.

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♪ As you wish ♪

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From The Princess Bride?

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"Since the
invention of the kiss,

138
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"there have only
been five kisses

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"that were rated
the most passionate,

140
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"the most pure.

141
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This one left them all behind."

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I'm sorry.

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I-I'm not into fairy tales.

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You're fucked up.

145
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You're fucked up.

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Oh, shit, Mari, sorry.

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Wait. Gotta
knock at least, shit.

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I brought you some champurrado.

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Some tamales in there too.

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Mm, thanks.

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How was it?

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- Last night?
- Uh-huh.

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Shit, I just kept
thinking, like,

154
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how long has this
couch been here?

155
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Since apá ran the shop, right?

156
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Yeah, yeah, we were little
chamaquitos since he had that.

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Guácala, man.

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I'ma have to put, like, triple
sheets on it or something.

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Hey, and since this seems like

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it's gonna be my living
situation till further notice,

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I don't want my ass to fall
into the dirty toilet water,

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so can you finally add a
damn toilet seat, please?

163
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Yeah, no. I-I've
been meaning to.

164
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I'm sorry you have
to stay here, Mari.

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- How's the baby?
- Oh, man.

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I can't stop looking at
her. She's so perfect.

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You know, I used
to make fun of people

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who want to show off their
baby pictures all the time,

169
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but...

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Mm, I just want to
bite her little cheeks.

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Right? I do too.

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I wish I could've spent
more time with her yesterday,

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pero I had to get my bike fixed.

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I started a new
job, so I need it,

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gotta make that money, you know?

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Oh, which reminds me...

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Thanks for spotting me
for that Tdap vaccine.

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Here's your change.

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I didn't even know you
needed a new vaccine

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to see a baby...
Never done it before.

181
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Yeah, Carla is being
super protective of Elenita.

182
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Well, it seems
like it's going...

183
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I don't know, it seems like you
guys are getting along, right?

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Yeah.

185
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Yeah, a baby changes you, man.

186
00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:05,672
It changes your priorities.

187
00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:07,341
Carla and I are making it work.

188
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All right. Man.

189
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Got this work orientation thing.

190
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I don't want to be late.

191
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,747
I can't keep up
with your hustle.

192
00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:14,982
Well, if I want to get

193
00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,488
my own place with
my own toilet seat,

194
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,652
then I need to stay on my grind.

195
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,153
Hey, uh, don't
forget to take apá

196
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,788
to his blood
transfusion appointment.

197
00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:23,323
He gets todo, like, woozy after,

198
00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,600
so you gotta, like, sit
with him for a minute.

199
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,892
You know when I told him

200
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:26,970
he had to get a shot
to meet the baby,

201
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,095
he got all berrinchudo?

202
00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,030
Such a fucking handful.

203
00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:31,631
Yeah, I'll take him.

204
00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:32,978
All right, thanks for breakfast.

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00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,068
Mm.

206
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:38,305
Boyle Heights se defiende,
el barrio no se vende.

207
00:10:38,372 --> 00:10:39,873
Seriously, having
the cops arrest them

208
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,642
for almost blinding
me wasn't enough?

209
00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:44,044
Hey, babe, these antifa types

210
00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,591
have nothing better
to do que chingar.

211
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,780
Trust me, I know firsthand.

212
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,715
But, like, look.

213
00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:50,050
That shared office space

214
00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:51,818
that's opening up
right behind them,

215
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:55,022
like, I get protesting
that, but us?

216
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:58,125
Literally just turn
around. Turn around.

217
00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,327
Boyle Heights se defiende...

218
00:11:00,394 --> 00:11:02,271
Should I call a couple of
my sheriff friends, hmm?

219
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,295
To come keep the peace?

220
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,198
No. Can you imagine?

221
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,434
No, we would look...

222
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:08,869
No.

223
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,438
Look who showed
up on the parking lot.

224
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:12,973
- Pito boyfriend.
- Go ahead.

225
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,941
Basic ass whitetina.

226
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,676
Pinche arrepentida,
¿no te da vergüenza?

227
00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,111
Get out of here,
nobody wants you!

228
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,213
Coconut Barbie!

229
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,949
Parking lot pito!

230
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,684
And remember,
it's cocktail attire.

231
00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,253
I'll see you tonight, babe.

232
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,254
Nobody wants
you, coconut Barbie.

233
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,056
Ooh, look!

234
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,391
- Yeah, I'll see you tonight.
- Coconut Barbie!

235
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,728
Go back to Coachella.

236
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,763
Pinche coconut Barbie.

237
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,241
Go get a spray tan!
Get the fuck out of here!

238
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,366
Coconut Barbie.

239
00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:40,734
Nobody wants you here!

240
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,375
Oof, that cat pee's pungent.

241
00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:50,210
Blanca, you got cats?

242
00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:52,312
Nope.

243
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,114
I'll grab some trash bags.

244
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,052
Oh, from your BDSM days.

245
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,754
Needs un chingo de Clorox.

246
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,723
Remember Tetris?

247
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,360
I remember this guy.

248
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,262
I don't.

249
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:12,232
She got trapped under
some pussy for eight years.

250
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,835
Oh, so now Vida
was just some pussy?

251
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,771
Vida set you straight.

252
00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:19,372
Uh, well, she set you right.

253
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,508
I just got all lost.

254
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:24,244
Carnala, this has got to go.

255
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,346
You're never gonna
use a Raiders beer hat.

256
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,949
You don't know that.

257
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,051
All this shit has to go.

258
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:34,154
Rock, we came to
grab some clothes, y ya.

259
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,523
See, this is why I didn't
want to take a ride from you.

260
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:39,459
'Cause I knew que te ibas a
poner all Marie Kondo and shit.

261
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:42,762
Well, I don't understand why you don't
go back there and just get your clothes.

262
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,107
You gonna walk
around toda apretada

263
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:45,371
'cause you scared of those two?

264
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,033
I'm not scared.

265
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,269
I just don't want to be
the asshole that tells them

266
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,938
that their father's been
alive and well all this time.

267
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,307
I'm sorry.

268
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:57,777
You know I'm not
a fan of those two.

269
00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,155
But it's shitty that
you're gonna let them

270
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,414
stay in the dark like that.

271
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:05,051
Fucking Vida, man.
This is not my drama.

272
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,254
This... this is Vida drama.

273
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,556
I shouldn't be all
tangled up in this.

274
00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:16,129
Fine.

275
00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:19,866
But I'm not gonna
tell them face-to-face.

276
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,035
I'll write them a letter.

277
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:25,906
Y ya, quit talking about this
and help me find some chones.

278
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,141
"No one puts baby in a corner"?

279
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,910
I like reading.

280
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,412
- The Sandlot?
- Are you talking to me?

281
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,214
You're killing me, Emma. Jesus.

282
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,082
What about Robin
Hood: Men in Tights?

283
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,452
Come on, what were you
doing between seven and now?

284
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:42,088
- Oh, hello, good morning!
- What am I getting myself...

285
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:45,358
It's okay, no one has to thank
me for staying away all weekend

286
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,127
so you two could
have your finger fiesta.

287
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,194
It's fine.

288
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,508
Lyn, please tell me that
you've seen "Princess Bride."

289
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,467
Hello.

290
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,603
My name is Inigo Montoya.

291
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,239
You killed my
father. Prepare to die.

292
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,107
See? Case in point.

293
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,152
The only people that haven't
seen The Princess Bride

294
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,544
are the Amish or serial killers.

295
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:07,314
Lyn, when did you see
it? Not when we were kids.

296
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,015
Well, isn't it, like, always on?

297
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,584
Yeah. Saw it last week.

298
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,852
The first time I saw it, though,

299
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,931
was at Hollywood Forever
with a picnic and some absinthe.

300
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,289
It was epic.

301
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,991
Okay, well, who knew this was...

302
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,569
Well, Emma, there are
certain movies that are, like,

303
00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:21,995
so iconic that if you don't
catch up and watch them,

304
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,564
you'll be totally lost at
parties when people are like,

305
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,866
"There's no crying in baseball!"

306
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,235
I mean, I know that one.

307
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,936
I should hope so.

308
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,074
What's that face?

309
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,945
- It's the only one I got.
- Mm.

310
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,049
Hello, hi.

311
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,418
And we're back
from Isle of Lesbos.

312
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,320
I need you undivided
so that I can tell you

313
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,998
about my super amazing
plan that I made...

314
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,457
Okay, who did you book?

315
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:53,393
Can you just not interrupt?

316
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,095
I have this, like,
whole thing that I...

317
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:57,163
Okay, okay.

318
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,232
I'm trying to book
Nancy Sanchez,

319
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:02,002
but I also think that we should
start doing DJs with a following.

320
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,070
So, for tonight,

321
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:07,474
we are having Linda Nuves spin.

322
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,209
Oh, hmm.

323
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,886
And Emma, just so
you know, it's a total get.

324
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,379
But...

325
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:18,685
Because we are now... a hit...

326
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,121
and have been put on the map...

327
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:23,023
Did you read this?

328
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,658
No.

329
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:28,094
Well, there's a whole slate
of things I think we should do.

330
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,562
We are a bar, right?

331
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,197
Correct.

332
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,567
And bars need badass
drinking game nights,

333
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:37,337
so I think we should
start with this one.

334
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:38,538
It's called Tragos.

335
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,040
You buy a drink.
You pay to play.

336
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,410
First question:

337
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,713
If you still fear la
chancla, take five sips.

338
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:50,617
I mean, who doesn't still have
nightmares about la chancla?

339
00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:52,419
One, two, three, four, five.

340
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,654
- What are you doing?
- Oh, my God, look at that.

341
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:58,558
I already need another
drink. So fun, right?

342
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,328
There's, like, a million games I
think we could play each night.

343
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,996
You know how I
tried to do lotería night

344
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,398
and it didn't quite...
It was a bust.

345
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,100
'Scuse you.

346
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:10,136
It was my first try, and I
had the wrong approach,

347
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,405
but there's no reason
that that can't become

348
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,141
drunken lotería.

349
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,509
Hmm.

350
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,512
50 bucks gets you all
16 shots for the board.

351
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,247
And before you
say anything, Emma,

352
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,149
I did the math and
if we use these, like,

353
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,086
baby, mini half-shots,
at $2.50 a shot,

354
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:30,690
we would still make
money and, like, $10 profit.

355
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:33,326
So, that's my plan.

356
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,298
Math checks out.

357
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:48,641
It sounds great. How can I help?

358
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,744
Oh, my God.

359
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,512
Okay, thank you.

360
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:55,415
Uh, well,

361
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:58,118
tonight you can help me
by holding down the fort.

362
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,053
Once I set up
everything for the DJs

363
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,163
and leave everything ready,

364
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,057
'cause I have to go to

365
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:07,627
my boyfriend's...
Yep, you heard me...

366
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,562
My boyfriend's
mother's birthday party.

367
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,298
Of course there was
gonna be a catch.

368
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,234
You think it and
I make it happen.

369
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,635
No, I'm... I'm gonna...

370
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,204
Get the fuck out,
pinche vendidas!

371
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,473
Oh, hell, no.

372
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,509
Oh, no, no, no.
Emma, Emma, Emma.

373
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:23,710
Leave it, leave it.

374
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:25,712
They... They
didn't even break it.

375
00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:27,056
You know, it's
one thing for them

376
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,400
to shout their bad
puns out there,

377
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,583
but I'm not gonna
let them terrorize us.

378
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,619
I just witnessed
them trespassing.

379
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:38,491
And I can very
much call the cops.

380
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,392
- Oh, no!
- Yep.

381
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,094
No, um, oh, my God.

382
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,371
Emma, you sound just like Rudy.

383
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,431
No cops.

384
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:49,602
Just let them chant
their chants out there.

385
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,504
We're turning the cheek.

386
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,740
We're basically famous now.

387
00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:58,678
So, please, no rascuacheness.

388
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,647
Turning cheeks.

389
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,719
Teacup got followed
home for no reason.

390
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,788
If one of those pigs
ever tries to arrest you,

391
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,323
remember to go limp, okay?

392
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,734
They can't accuse
you of throwing a punch

393
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,259
if your whole body's slack.

394
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,195
Fuck, that's genius.

395
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,465
Well, well, well, look who
showed up on Mari standard time.

396
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,500
What? I started a new job today.

397
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,211
Besides, the text didn't
say this was a meeting.

398
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,337
No, but it did
say it was urgent.

399
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,748
What are you walking around
with an attitude like that, Mari?

400
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,106
- What?
- Yeah.

401
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:28,651
Everyone saw you
didn't do shit for Yoli

402
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,210
when she got led off in chains.

403
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,613
Just fucking stood there.

404
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,883
What was I supposed to
do? I gave to her bail fund.

405
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,195
Besides, what the fuck did y'all
do when Yoli was on the ground?

406
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,588
Not a goddamn thing.

407
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,766
And now you're over here trying to
do a fucking TED Talk about resisting

408
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,434
when your ass has
never even been arrested?

409
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,227
Get the fuck out of here.

410
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,196
Hey.

411
00:18:55,435 --> 00:19:00,373
♪

412
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,413
- The DJ sounds unbelievable.
- Mm-hmm.

413
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,760
And she has
everything she needs,

414
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,917
so I think I'm
gonna go get ready.

415
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,418
Okay.

416
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,820
Oh, also,

417
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:15,431
if it's gonna be this busy
in here from now on...

418
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,290
And trust, it will...

419
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,659
We're gonna need
an extra pair of hands.

420
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,528
Maybe Eddy's available?

421
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,273
I promise you, I mean it.

422
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,874
I didn't tell her
where Vida was.

423
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,585
I didn't even tell her
what the bar was called.

424
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,811
Bonjour.

425
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:42,682
I have been texting you and
you keep leaving me on "read."

426
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,684
Thankfully, your
location share's still on,

427
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:47,654
because otherwise, you know
how freaked out I would've been?

428
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,722
Are you fucking serious, Zoe?

429
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,958
You got a tag on me like a
dolphin in the fucking wild?

430
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,593
I was just worried.

431
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,629
We need to talk.

432
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,265
Well, I can't. I'm working.

433
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,767
I can wait.

434
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,236
Oh, concha tu madre.

435
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,571
Could I get a Muscadet, please?

436
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,774
I'm sorry, we don't serve wine.

437
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,876
Tequila, then.

438
00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:11,578
Just nothing that
starts with a J.

439
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,253
I'm really fucking
sorry about this, Emma.

440
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,588
It's okay.

441
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,570
No hombre, jail was whatever.

442
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,539
But I had to answer to
an even tougher authority

443
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,007
in the morning:
my pissed off amá.

444
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:43,242
I feel you.

445
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,748
I'm glad you're
good, Yoli. Talk later.

446
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:49,916
Bye, girl.

447
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,289
I made sure to call your amá
so she wouldn't worry so much.

448
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,758
She told me.

449
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:01,394
Look, I'm so
fucking sorry, Yoli.

450
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,262
It-it's fine.

451
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,965
It wouldn't do us both
no good to end up jail.

452
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:10,970
I just... panicked, I guess.

453
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,739
I pulled out my phone

454
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,341
when they were putting you
in the patrol car and I posted it.

455
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:18,011
I don't know why I didn't
think to start recording earlier.

456
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,380
But look, it got a ton of views.

457
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,048
She came at me, man!

458
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,317
That's good money.

459
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,928
'Cause I'm not taking
my foot off the pedal

460
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,988
with that bar and
those two vendidas.

461
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:31,758
And it pisses me off so
much that nothing happened

462
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,460
to that snooty-ass
bitch who punched me.

463
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:35,695
And if that coconut Barbie

464
00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:37,397
presses charges
'cause of the detergent

465
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:40,333
and fucks with my DACA?

466
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,602
I'm going scorched earth.

467
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,404
Palabra.

468
00:21:58,718 --> 00:21:59,718
♪

469
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:18,337
Was it cocktail attire?

470
00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:19,882
- Yes, I told you that.
- No, you didn't.

471
00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:20,907
When?

472
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:22,709
Oh, my God, I
totally missed that.

473
00:22:23,076 --> 00:22:27,980
Ay, por fin llegó la
invitada más esperada.

474
00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:33,553
Bienvenida, corazón. Ah!

475
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:35,755
Ay, Rodolfo, qué grosero.

476
00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:38,858
No le explicaste que
era vestimenta de coctel.

477
00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:43,696
Pero no te preocupes, preciosa.

478
00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:45,431
Happy birthday.

479
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:47,667
¿No entiende español?

480
00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:50,069
Oh, she does, Mami.
She understands it.

481
00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:52,376
She was just born here, so
she doesn't speak it that well.

482
00:22:52,438 --> 00:22:54,607
- Oh.
- Sí.

483
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:58,044
You were born here,
and you speak it perfectly.

484
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,515
But don't worry, my darling.

485
00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:04,784
I don't blame you.

486
00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:07,120
I blame your parents.

487
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,391
Come.

488
00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:15,070
I'm going to introduce
you to everyone.

489
00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:16,996
Rodolfo, ven.
Presenta a tu novia.

490
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,065
Hola, miren quién llegó.

491
00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:23,402
Not wanna dance!

492
00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:25,738
Come on, dance with me!

493
00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:29,575
Whoopsie.

494
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:32,712
Don't worry, the
barback will get that.

495
00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:35,615
Excuse me! Barback.

496
00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:38,818
She gotta go.

497
00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:41,821
Hey.

498
00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:43,556
She's just trying to get to you.

499
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,858
Don't let her, okay?

500
00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:56,202
Emma.

501
00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:04,119
You have a lot of
nerve coming in here.

502
00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:05,611
I know.

503
00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:07,213
I let you in my
home, I feed you,

504
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,981
and what do you do?

505
00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:11,026
You use us and you bring
those little agitators to our...

506
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:12,752
No, no, no, hold on.
I didn't bring them.

507
00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:16,022
I tried to tell you, pero...

508
00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:18,624
look, nothing that I
say about that night

509
00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:20,827
is gonna clear me in your eyes.

510
00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:25,031
It was a very complicated
and just fucked up night for me.

511
00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:26,232
I messed up left and right.

512
00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:28,601
Did you see what
they did to Lyn?

513
00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:30,212
Of course you didn't,
you just stood there

514
00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:33,973
while that bully put
soap in her eyes.

515
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,184
Are you gonna
press charges on her?

516
00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:36,809
I should.

517
00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:41,781
I know in your
eyes she's a bully,

518
00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:43,983
but Yoli... that's her name...

519
00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:47,620
She's my best friend,
and she's DACA.

520
00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:49,198
And I don't know if
you know about DACA,

521
00:24:49,222 --> 00:24:53,125
but if she gets a stain on
her record, she's fucked.

522
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:56,629
She threw detergent
in my sister's eyes.

523
00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:04,003
Is she gonna stop protesting us?

524
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:07,807
No, but you know, however bad
the beef is with the neighborhood,

525
00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:09,785
the shittiest thing you
can do to your own people

526
00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:10,886
is fuck with their
status like that...

527
00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,812
Oh, isn't that something?

528
00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:15,181
No consequence for her, but
she can keep fucking with us?

529
00:25:15,248 --> 00:25:17,159
Well, maybe the vigilantes
will get off your back

530
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:20,586
if you support some
local groups or some orgs.

531
00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,788
Maybe if you give
back to the community

532
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:25,892
and make a thing about
it, then they'll back off.

533
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,827
Don't come back here, Mari.

534
00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:30,630
You really showed your
true colors Saturday night.

535
00:25:34,567 --> 00:25:36,969
You know, my father
was undocumented.

536
00:25:39,572 --> 00:25:42,675
And it didn't end well for him.

537
00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:45,044
I would never go
after someone's status.

538
00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:46,946
I'm not a fucking monster.

539
00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:49,615
Go ahead and slap me!

540
00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:51,050
Slap me!

541
00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:53,152
Go ahead! Just give
me a fucking slap.

542
00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:58,233
Nico, take her to the bathroom
and put some water on her face.

543
00:25:58,257 --> 00:25:59,926
Yeah. She's gotta
get her ass home.

544
00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:01,127
- Slap me!
- Zoe.

545
00:26:06,299 --> 00:26:07,300
- I'm good.
- Come on.

546
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:08,701
- I'm good.
- Yeah.

547
00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:10,269
- Good.
- Yeah, you're good, come on.

548
00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:11,604
- Good.
- Come on.

549
00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:15,107
Ahora es cuándo hay
que entrarle con todo.

550
00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:19,245
Neta, hermano, en Monterrey
sobran este tipo de oportunidades.

551
00:26:19,312 --> 00:26:22,348
Hoy mismo te presento a
tres inversionistas regios

552
00:26:22,615 --> 00:26:24,617
que fácilmente
fondean tu proyecto.

553
00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:26,319
En Monterrey está la lana.

554
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,621
Oh, I used to live in Monterey.

555
00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:30,089
Well, in Pebble Beach.

556
00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:33,626
I had a... Well, I
lived in a house there.

557
00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:35,594
Pebble Beach has
some unbelievable views,

558
00:26:35,661 --> 00:26:38,731
but I meant the real
Monterrey, in Nuevo León.

559
00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:42,902
In Mexico, mamita.

560
00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:45,671
Oh.

561
00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:48,007
I'm gonna go for a refill.

562
00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:49,775
Okay.

563
00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:51,377
Pues como te estaba
diciendo, mi primo,

564
00:26:51,644 --> 00:26:54,847
te vienes un fin de semana,
te quedas con nosotros...

565
00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:55,948
Thank you.

566
00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:14,300
- I, uh...
- Oh, God.

567
00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:18,371
Just want to announce myself
so you don't become scared.

568
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,082
I-I can go somewhere
else if you'd like.

569
00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:22,074
Oh, no, it's...

570
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:28,080
No, you're... you're fine.

571
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,382
I don't mind.

572
00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:48,300
So are you Russian,
or, like, Ukrainian?

573
00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:50,903
I'm Polish.

574
00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:52,805
Sorry.

575
00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:55,341
I'm not so good at accents.

576
00:27:55,408 --> 00:27:58,310
I can have a conversation
in Russian if I focus.

577
00:27:58,377 --> 00:28:01,447
I'm supposed to
be bilingual too.

578
00:28:01,714 --> 00:28:03,082
But it's all lies.

579
00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:09,288
I can barely hold a
conversation in English.

580
00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:14,326
And in Spanish, I don't go
past "Dora the Explorer" level.

581
00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:17,963
- You are, uh, Mexican?
- Mm, sort of.

582
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:20,866
No, I am.

583
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,237
But those people in there?

584
00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:27,073
They might think otherwise.

585
00:28:28,941 --> 00:28:30,810
I thought everybody
inside was Mexican.

586
00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:33,846
Oh, yes. The most.

587
00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:39,852
But I don't know if...

588
00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:42,021
they'd consider
me to be Mexican.

589
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,292
Technically, I'm
second generation,

590
00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:50,896
so... I'm Mexican-American.

591
00:28:50,963 --> 00:28:52,098
Chicana.

592
00:28:52,164 --> 00:28:55,267
That's what my
mami used to call us.

593
00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:57,970
But I'm not so political,
so I don't know if I'm that.

594
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:04,910
Wow, did... did that
drink just hit me?

595
00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:10,916
I'm confused by what you mean.

596
00:29:14,019 --> 00:29:18,023
It's a confusing thing to
walk around looking like this,

597
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:22,061
where everyone non-Mexican
only sees you as Mexican,

598
00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:25,865
but then, like, the
Mexico-Mexicans are like,

599
00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:29,835
"No, eh, not Mexican enough."

600
00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:37,209
All these stupid tests.

601
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:39,445
Just because I was born
with a broken tongue.

602
00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:46,285
Broken tongue's our language.

603
00:29:46,352 --> 00:29:49,288
That's how language
becomes language.

604
00:29:49,355 --> 00:29:53,459
When two tongues smash together.

605
00:29:53,526 --> 00:29:57,796
You can tell a person's
story with their tongue.

606
00:29:57,863 --> 00:29:59,832
You are so right.

607
00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:03,469
We adapt.

608
00:30:05,538 --> 00:30:08,274
That's what I do.

609
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:10,276
I adapt.

610
00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:13,412
I survive.

611
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,483
That's my superpower.

612
00:30:32,264 --> 00:30:36,435
♪ Y armamos el quilombo
con el bajo y el bongo ♪

613
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:38,304
♪ Como lo hacen en el Congo ♪

614
00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:40,472
♪ Y hacemos un mondongo ♪

615
00:30:40,539 --> 00:30:42,608
♪ Hacemos un... ♪

616
00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:46,612
I have your stuff. Okay? Where's your
keys? I'm gonna call Madi, your mother.

617
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,416
All right. Oh.

618
00:31:01,427 --> 00:31:03,862
Hey, it's not as
suspect as it looks.

619
00:31:03,929 --> 00:31:05,307
There's just a way that
you have to talk to her

620
00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:07,166
when she gets drunk.

621
00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:09,935
I'm not gonna make anything
of this unless you tell me to.

622
00:31:10,002 --> 00:31:14,240
No storming off,
no rash anything.

623
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:16,041
I trust you.

624
00:31:18,444 --> 00:31:20,179
I also trust you
to go tend my bar,

625
00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:21,856
because it's been sitting
there for a while now.

626
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,349
My bad.

627
00:31:27,353 --> 00:31:28,387
- Go.
- Okay.

628
00:31:32,925 --> 00:31:34,525
All right. Time to
call you a Lyft, lady.

629
00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:39,231
One, two, three!

630
00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:43,269
- Luego me invitas.
- Yo te marco.

631
00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:51,977
Llámame p'atrás

632
00:31:52,044 --> 00:31:55,047
is perfectly translated,
"Call me back."

633
00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:56,558
Wait, wait. She does the
cutest thing when she was little.

634
00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:59,051
Please, Lyn, can you count?

635
00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:05,591
Once, doce, trece,
cuatroce, cincoce, seisce...

636
00:32:05,658 --> 00:32:06,659
Sietece. Ochoce.

637
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,260
Yes.

638
00:32:08,327 --> 00:32:10,596
- Siéntense.
- Makes perfect sense.

639
00:32:10,663 --> 00:32:12,131
To cuatroce.

640
00:32:12,197 --> 00:32:14,066
To cuatroce.

641
00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:29,181
Okay, yeah, I'm just gonna...

642
00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:32,518
Sorry. Oh, God.

643
00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:39,458
I'm gonna go get
yogurt for smoothies.

644
00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,493
For Princess Bride and chill?

645
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:42,560
Sure.

646
00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:47,232
Now you're supposed
to say, "As you wish."

647
00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:50,969
Hey.

648
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,509
I think I'm gonna
go get my stuff.

649
00:32:57,576 --> 00:32:59,445
Zoe shows no signs of leaving.

650
00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:01,714
She has more rights
to the place than I do.

651
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,682
She introduced me to Matty.

652
00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:09,488
Is it cool if I, like,
keep my stuff here?

653
00:33:09,555 --> 00:33:11,457
Just, like, till I figure
out where to go?

654
00:33:23,202 --> 00:33:25,337
Hurry back, now.

655
00:33:39,084 --> 00:33:40,119
What are you doing?

656
00:33:41,587 --> 00:33:44,390
You okay?

657
00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:47,159
Just know I seen
him with my own eyes.

658
00:34:03,409 --> 00:34:07,746
♪

659
00:34:33,105 --> 00:34:35,274
♪ Desaparecido y ya vivo ♪

660
00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:38,544
♪ ¿Cuál es el
verdadero sentido? ♪

661
00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:41,480
♪ How can I loose
you then keep you ♪

662
00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:43,549
♪ ♪

663
00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:48,220
♪ Regresarás ♪

664
00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:53,258
♪ Como siempre ♪

665
00:34:53,325 --> 00:35:00,232
♪ Resucitarás ♪

666
00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:06,271
♪ Resucitarás ♪

667
00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:10,676
♪ Resucitaré, resucitaré ♪

668
00:35:11,176 --> 00:35:14,346
♪ Resucitaré ♪

669
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,648
♪ Resucitarás ♪

670
00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:21,687
♪ Resucitaré, resucitaré ♪

671
00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:25,324
♪ Resucitaré, tulé ♪

672
00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:27,259
♪ Resucitarás ♪

673
00:35:27,326 --> 00:35:31,697
♪ Resucitaré, resucitaré ♪

674
00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:35,834
♪ Resucitaré, tulé ♪

675
00:35:35,901 --> 00:35:37,703
♪ Resucitarás ♪

676
00:35:37,769 --> 00:35:42,708
♪ Resucitaré, resucitaré ♪

677
00:35:43,408 --> 00:35:45,878
♪ Resucitaré, tulé ♪

678
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,146
♪ Tulé, tulé, eh ♪