RAMY YOUSSEF: I don't believe in my feelings.
My feelings make no sense.
You ever have that cousin growing up
that you kinda have a vibe with?
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
You know what I mean? You're like,
"Ah, man, she looks good". But then you grow up,
and you're like, "Ah, I'm over it", or whatever.
But...
- you ever not over it? - (AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
It's only weird if you don't have a hot cousin.
Like, if you think it's weird, you just have an ugly family.
- I'm sorry. - (AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
TICO: (IN SPANISH)
- (TRAY CLANKING) - (GASPS)
♪ ("ELLOS QUIEREN SANGRE" BY VARSOVIA PLAYS) ♪
(RETCHES)
TATI:
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
(PHONE RINGS)
WOMAN:
RENALDO: (ON PHONE)
ALEXANDRA: (IN ENGLISH) Ambassador Gibbons,
Bath and Body Works says
they don't do international shipping,
but this came for you.
What is it? Is it an invitation? Did I miss it? Give me that!
It's in some sort of... code.
It's in Spanish.
Um, "Dear American Ambassador Melanie Gibbons,
- Ignacio Ferracuti has died. - Iggy, no...
- He died leaving no heirs... - Okay, twist.
...but left a sum of 18.9 billion pesos
to whoever can survive a night in his mansion,
- and you've been selected... - To be one of five strangers
put to the test to see who can inherit his fortune!"
Iggy, yes!
These are the best!
All of us arrive and have dinner,
and then we go to our rooms
and we see who can survive the night.
Whoever lasts the longest gets the money!
(LAUGHS GLEEFULLY) I'm so excited!
Oh my God, should I get bangs?
♪ ("ELLOS QUIEREN SANGRE" BY VARSOVIA PLAYS) ♪
(SCREAMING)
(IN SPANISH)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
- (SCOFFS) - (DOG BARKS)
- (FRUTSI BARKS) - (SCREAMING CONTINUES)
BEATRIZ:
(FRUTSI BARKS)
(SCOFFS)
- RENALDO: Come. - ♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
(TYPING)
ÚRSULA:
- (BRAKES SCREECHING) - (HORN HONKING)
(IN ENGLISH) Tico, where you going?
I have to go to this panel.
This thing of people thinking I'm this artist,
it's really snowballed.
Snowball? How... How do you mean?
Snowball, you know, like when how you take snow,
and you put it in your hands like this and you compact it,
and it becomes like a little ball.
I've only seen that in movies.
Yes, but this is like you put it on the ground,
and then you roll it along, and it collects more snow,
- and then, it gets bigger. - That's fun.
It's not really fun because sometimes,
this snowball, it becomes too big.
Oh. I hope to see snow someday.
- Manny, someday... - Yeah.
I'm gonna take you.
(IN SPANISH)
(IN ENGLISH) Can you cover for me?
- Yeah, go. Beep beep! - Beep beep!
ÚRSULA: (IN SPANISH)
♪ (LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
DR. RICKY:
(OFFICE PHONE RINGING)
DR. RICKY: Uh-huh.
JUAN CARLOS:
ANDRÉS VALDEZ:
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
(GLASS CRACKLES)
JUAN CARLOS:
(SIGHS)
HOST: (IN ENGLISH) Mr. Ulbrecht...
Yes.
Your work focuses on found objects
that question the notions of time and existence.
Yes.
Do you think something digital can be found?
Yes.
And is the reframing of ideas around creation
- integral to this? - Yes.
HOST: Mmm. Mmm.
- (AUDIENCE CLAMORS) - Yes.
- ♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ - (IN SPANISH)
RENALDO:
♪ (MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪
ÚRSULA:
TATI:
- (CHUCKLES) - ANDRÉS:
Uh-huh.
(CLEARS THROAT)
(SIGHS)
(IN ENGLISH) What did she just say?
I didn't get a word of that.
(IN SPANISH)
(IN ENGLISH) Who the hell is that?
IGNACIO JR: (IN SPANISH)
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
Welcome, come in.
ANDRÉS:
RENALDO:
♪ (CREEPY ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
(LAUGHING EERILY)
(SIGHS)
TATI:
♪ (LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
SISTER RAQUEL:
Um...
Yes?
(CLEARS THROAT)
(KEYS CLANGING)
(GASPS)
Ah.
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
- (KNOCKING) - (BABY CRIES)
ANDRÉS:
SISTER RAQUEL:
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Mm-hm.
(WALLS RATTLE)
(ELECTRICITY BUZZES)
MYSTERIOUS WOMAN:
(ELECTRICITY CONTINUES BUZZING)
TATI:
(SIGHS)
ANDRÉS:
ÚRSULA:
ANDRÉS:
- (CHIMES TINKLE) - ♪ (SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
♪ (CHIMES AND MUSIC END) ♪
♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
(FLOORBOARD CREAKS)
(SCREAMS)
RENALDO:
♪ (SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
(IN ENGLISH) God, I fucking hate these bangs.
I'm gonna kill Jessica.
- (PHONE PINGS) - ♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
(PHONE PINGS)
What? They're getting after work drinks?
I can't believe I'm not there.
♪ (POP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
RENALDO:
♪ (POP MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
Is that a group of friends grabbing beers
for the first time in a while?
That's technically a party.
What if they take pictures?
And what if people see them and they say,
"Oh, it looks like Melanie wasn't invited.
I guess she doesn't actually know everyone".
No. That's okay.
You could stay in here,
and maybe... inherit.
- Or you could definitely go... - RENALDO: (IN SPANISH)
to the party. (LAUGHS)
- (DOOR OPENS) - (KNOCKING)
MYSTERIOUS WOMAN: Uh-huh.
(IN ENGLISH) Okay, but like, let's get into it.
I'm having a really bad day today.
I was at Metro PCS and this woman was talking to me
like I'm a bitch.
You know... Dad, do not move!
I think we ought to... let's eat dinner.
Oh, I see. Even my own father's gonna treat me like a bitch.
No... sweetie, I'm sorry.
Don't "sweetie" me. Like I'm one of your side bitches.
My what?
Sonia, sweetie, nobody is calling you a bitch,
and if it feels this way, well, that is not my intention.
I apologize.
Look what you did to my poor mother.
She has to run away from her disgusting husband
because she's embarrassed.
No, I think it's because you're screaming and shouting so much.
No, I'm not.
- You are a little bit. - No, I'm not.
- I think there's... - I swear to God!
(IN SPANISH)
(GASPS)
RENALDO:
(THUDS)
ANDRÉS:
RENALDO:
♪ (ELECTRONIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
ANDRÉS:
(GASPS)
RENALDO:
(LAUGHS)
(CLAPPING)
ESPERANZA:
(SOBBING)
RENALDO: Yes.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
RENALDO:
(CHIMES TINKLE)
(TINKLING STOPS)
RENALDO:
♪ ("NÁUFRAGO" BY GRADO 33 PLAYING) ♪
ÚRSULA:
ANDRÉS:
♪ (EERIE ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
(IN ENGLISH) What are you doing here?
Let's just say a little bird heard from a certain...
mysterious woman that you were behind the inheritance scare.
Do you have a card? I might be needing you one day.
- Espuckys? - Spookys.
Oh, honey, if you want an international audience,
it's gotta be two o's.
Wait, how did you get in here?
That's classified.
(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIR)
Ugh, the green cards! Just leave them,
they've touched the ground. Now they've gone bad.
- Until next time, Renaldo. - (HELICOPTER RUMBLES)
♪ ("EL SATÉLITE DEL EJÉRCITO NEGRO" BY EQUINOXIOUS PLAYS) ♪
(BRAKES SCREECH)
- ♪ (MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪ - ULBRECHT: Hey!
(KNOCKING) What's up, man?
Yeah, I came to your job to find you, man.
Are you going around town impersonating me?
I knew this day would come,
and I know what you're gonna say...
You're gonna say, "I'm tired of being rich and famous,
and I want to escape for a little while
and trade lives with you and see how the other half lives",
but I have to tell you I'm not interested.
I like my life as a valet driver.
I don't want to trade with anyone.
No, I was gonna say,
"You have to stop, or I'm gonna sue you".
Okay, yeah, sure. Yes.
♪ ("EL SATÉLITE DEL EJÉRCITO NEGRO" BY EQUINOXIOUS PLAYS) ♪
♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
- ÚRSULA: Tati! - (SLURPING)
- (CUP RATTLING) - (SNAP)
ETHEREAL VOICE:
♪ ("EL SATÉLITE DEL EJÉRCITO NEGRO" BY EQUINOXIOUS PLAYS) ♪
(IN SPANISH)
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
PEPITO:
♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪