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- Uncle Tico!
- Happy Birthday!

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It's so great you could come
all the way from LA

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- to my quinceañera!
- Of course!

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Look, I hate to tell you this,

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but I think the cake
has gone bad. Did you see it?

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No, Uncle Tico,
it's intentional.

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Intentional? Oh, okay.

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It's supposed to look like that.

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Ah! Well, I brought you a gift.

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- Thanks, Uncle.
- Happy Birthday.

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It's an autographed photo
of Coraline.

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I had to ask her to sign it twice

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because the first time,
she wrote Dakota Fanning.

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This is so cool. I love it.
Thank you.

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This party is incredible.

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- I know, right?
- How did you do all this?

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My brother did it with his friends.

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- Renaldo did this?
- Yes, Renaldo.

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Where is he?

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Uh, over there.

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- Okay. I'll see you later.
- See you...

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- Come back in a bit.
- Okay.

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You did all this?

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- Yeah.
- It's incredible.

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Well, I did it with my friends,
Andrés and Ursula.

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I've seen spooky things,
and I've seen scary things,

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but nothing like this.

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- Seriously?
- Seriously.

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- You should do this full-time.
- Nah, come on.

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Listen, all I ever wanted to do
was park cars.

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Now I do it full-time.

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This horror business
is your parking cars.

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Go for it.

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Yes? Hello?

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Oh, hi, Father Francisco.

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Yes.

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Andrés!

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Andrés!

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Dude, sorry I couldn't tell you
everything over the phone.

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- I ran out of minutes.
- Halt.

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Sorry. There's a new statue,
and I wanted to introduce myself.

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Listen, Father Francisco called me.

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He said some weird things. Something
about a gig he wants to offer us?

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- What kind of work?
- I don't know.

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He said something
like my sister's quinceañera.

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Can you imagine?
Another dark party.

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Sounds good.
Sorry, are you hungry?

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Yes, I'm actually starving.

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My family is about to launch
a new line of chocolates.

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They're called "Charlie Wonka
Chocolates." Do you want to try them?

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Do you have anything
other than chocolate?

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Mm... No.

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That's okay. Anyway, can you
imagine? It'd be incredible.

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You'd do prosthetics,
and Ursula would make teeth

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- like the ones she made for...
- Okay, fine.

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But before we continue, there's
something you should know.

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- Okay.
- I'm adopted.

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I was found as a baby
at the steps of the orphanage,

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- amidst a thunderstorm.
- Yeah, alright.

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When the nuns found me, they said,

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"This child is not like
the others...

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He's different."

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When Father Francisco gave me
to my parents,

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he said to them,
"Beware of this child.

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There's something mysterious
inside him...

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something dark."

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So, if it feels weird between
the priest and I, that's why.

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- Andrés. Can I talk to you in private?
- Hi, Juan.

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Are you talking
about spooky things again?

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- Have a chocolate.
- Yes, in a minute.

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But first, promise you won't do more
ugly things with that greasy guy.

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You know I can't tolerate
ugly things.

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When we watch Beauty and the Beast,
I skip the scenes with the beast.

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I can't stand ugly things.
Seriously.

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Listen, you have to focus
now more than ever.

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You can't get distracted
with your creepy friends

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because we have an empire
to inherit.

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Your cousins know
you're getting distracted,

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and they're going to swoop in.

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Andrés, dude, it's urgent.
The priest wants to see us today.

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Yes, but let me
get you up to speed.

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Juan Carlos and I were fighting.
He said nasty things about you.

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We also discussed
family chocolate drama,

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but he mostly said bad things
about you.

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Sure, I'm not surprised.

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- Can we just go see Ursula...
- Who the fuck is this guy?

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Renaldo? He's been my best
friend since fourth grade.

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You don't know him?

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I don't remember him.

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Can we just go see Ursula?
I ran out of minutes.

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I never run out of minutes.

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I'm sorry, but that only happens

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to people
who don't do beautiful things.

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I have unlimited minutes in my plan.

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But not for this,
not for scary things.

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What are you doing here?

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We have something to tell you.

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Something dark.

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I can't hang with my friends here.

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Hang on.

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So, he said
he wanted us to do something

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like my sister's quinceañera.

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He wants us to go to his office...

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Ursula!

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Come here.
What are you doing up here?

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We have dozens of teeth
to tend to today.

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Dozens! We are inundated. And your head
is anywhere but here.

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Where? I don't know,
but never on the teeth.

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And you know perfectly well that
you are not allowed to...

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She can't what, dentist?

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Mr. Valdez, I'm sorry,
I had no idea you were...

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I hope you haven't forgotten
the little arrangement

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my family has with your profession.

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We make the chocolate.
The chocolate makes the cavities.

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And the cavities provide for you.
And round and round the world goes.

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Unless...

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what if we made chocolate that's...

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- sugar-free?
- No, please, Mr. Valdez...

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All the Valdez flavor
without any cavities.

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Sounds good, doesn't it?

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- Mr. Valdez. Be reasonable...
- And you know what, Doctor?

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My mind is on the teeth.

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I like it when
the chocolate prince gets angry.

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What are you watching?

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Another one of Juan Carlos's
workout videos.

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Jesus.

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Let my body be your inspiration.
I love you, my followers.

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Ha-ha. I've invested too much
time in my boyfriend

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and can't go back.
Ha-ha. So, so funny.

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Come on,
don't you think it's funny?

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Loving someone means muting their flaws
for two to five years.

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Juan Carlos is perfect
and I love him.

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Well, I waste too much time
watching these anyway.

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- Are we going to the orphanage?
- Yes.

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- Perfect. My sister is working there.
- Tati works there?

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Ursula, there's something you
should know before we go in.

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They found me as a baby, amidst a...

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- Father?
- Yes, come in. Come in, please.

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Have a seat. Thanks for coming.

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Well,
the truth is, I need your help.

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Business isn't going well.

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There's a new priest here
at Santo de la Guardia,

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Father Antonio Valenzuela.

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He's pious, young, and hot.

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Ever since he arrived, everyone asks him
for all sorts of favors.

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They want him to lead prayer,
to baptize their babies.

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I feel like my role here
isn't important anymore.

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Like they don't need me...

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Also, his lips are so glossy.

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Too glossy.

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Oh my god, Francisco.

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Did you see the Pope's message
on WhatsApp?

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Father Antonio, I already told you
I don't know the Pope personally.

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- I've mentioned this several times.
- Basically, during Holy Week...

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Never mind, it's a long story and sort
of an inside joke at the Vatican.

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I'm sorry. Where are my manners?

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I'm Father Antonio. Nice to meet you.

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Wow.

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00:10:05,918 --> 00:10:08,003
Well, I just wanted
to let you know, I'm going out.

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I'm taking the kids
for a little ice cream.

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They're super excited.

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Did you fill out form BH-58?

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No, I didn't fill out that form.

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Unfortunately,
you'll have to explain to them

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you can't take them out
for a little ice cream

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because you didn't fill out
the proper workout.

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00:10:25,938 --> 00:10:28,315
Of course, Father. Excuse me.

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Seriously,
what's up with those lips?

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We'll see who's their favorite.

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The priest who doesn't know
how to fill out the forms,

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or the priest who created the forms.

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So, Father, what's up?
How can we help you?

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It's hot in here, isn't it?
Tati!

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Please.

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Exorcisms are on the decline.

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They're sort of
a boutique request nowadays.

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So, I thought,
if I performed an exorcism,

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I'd be a star and Father Antonio
would lose the spotlight.

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I would be much more famous.

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00:11:06,979 --> 00:11:10,230
The only thing is The Devil,
unfortunately,

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hasn't possessed any of the orphans.

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I checked.

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So I wanted to ask you
to help me stage an exorcism.

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Excuse me, Tati.
This isn't working out.

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it's still too hot.

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This just isn't working.
I'm going to have to let you go.

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Well, that's life.

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One minute you're a fan,
the next you're not.

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Thank you very much
for the opportunity.

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We're going to need a 3x2 room,
a nightgown, a possessed girl.

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- A lot of dry ice.
- Yes, tons of dry ice.

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Alright, Father, we're in.

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Thank you very much.
Goodbye.

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I'm still waiting
for my answers, Father.

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00:12:08,081 --> 00:12:10,498
Tomorrow, an interview with a child

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whose life has been saved
five different times

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by the same dog.

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Why he fears he's become
a burden to his dog.

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00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:21,053
And when we return,
we'll meet a restaurant owner

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who claims an angel has been calling
and placing long, complicated orders

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but never picks them up.

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00:12:29,895 --> 00:12:34,024
He swears he has evidence.
All this and more on Mira Esto.

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Three, two, one, and we're out.
Thank you.

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Where are we now?

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00:12:48,121 --> 00:12:50,165
Where do I go
when the lights turn off?

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00:12:51,124 --> 00:12:53,377
Very good, Gregoria. Very good.

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Now let's go to your nap.

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- Oh, yes, the nap.
- Yes, yes, the nap.

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00:13:04,555 --> 00:13:07,391
Okay, we have a lot to work on.

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The first thing we need
is a place to work.

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00:13:12,604 --> 00:13:14,481
No, we can't work here.

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00:13:14,731 --> 00:13:16,273
I don't want my parents to find out

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00:13:16,275 --> 00:13:17,816
I'm not focusing
on the chocolate empire.

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I can't let my mom and dad down.

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00:13:20,112 --> 00:13:22,155
I know a place where we can meet.

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00:13:22,406 --> 00:13:25,115
It's a huge abandoned house
by a private cemetery.

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It's full of big signs that say,
"Private property. Beware of dog."

219
00:13:29,746 --> 00:13:31,538
Tati, why do you have that accent?

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I spent two weeks in Minnesota
learning English

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- and I came back like this.
- She didn't learn English either.

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00:13:37,129 --> 00:13:39,754
Okay, whatever.
We'll go to my place.

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00:13:39,756 --> 00:13:42,757
Okay, now we just have to figure out
who will play the possessed girl.

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I can do it.
I'm a really hard worker.

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And I have a lot of free time
because I just got fired again.

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Hmm.

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- Could be?
- I'm a good actor.

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I once played the kid whose mom
puts an oxygen mask on her

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in an airline safety video.
I sat nice and still

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as my mom put the mask on me.
I did very well.

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00:14:00,611 --> 00:14:02,611
Plus, you can light me on fire,
if you want.

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00:14:02,613 --> 00:14:04,571
- What?
- Tati is indestructible.

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00:14:04,573 --> 00:14:06,114
Excellent!

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00:14:06,116 --> 00:14:07,657
Look, I'll jump off the balcony
to prove it.

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00:14:07,659 --> 00:14:09,701
- Tati, no!
- Good evening, everyone.

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00:14:09,703 --> 00:14:11,286
Got your next assignment:

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It's a big Hollywood "it" party
for the Boingo guy.

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00:14:13,957 --> 00:14:17,250
- What... What's Boingo?
- You know when you go to the airport,

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and you see all the signs
that say, "Free Wi-Fi,"

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and you get all excited,
you try to use the Wi-Fi,

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and they actually try
to make you pay?

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- Oh, yeah.
- That's Boingo.

243
00:14:23,842 --> 00:14:27,135
Charles Boingo. It's his birthday.
He's invited a bunch of friends there

244
00:14:27,137 --> 00:14:29,181
with very specific parking requests.

245
00:14:30,015 --> 00:14:33,894
Ron Burkle specifically requests
no parallel parking.

246
00:14:34,228 --> 00:14:37,064
Isaiah Thomas
requests parallel parking.

247
00:14:37,481 --> 00:14:39,940
David Chang wants you
to park his car

248
00:14:39,942 --> 00:14:43,318
as close to a fire hydrant as possible
without getting him a ticket.

249
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:46,114
And Gregoria Santos,
any where's fine.

250
00:14:46,406 --> 00:14:49,491
And, Tico, this is a big night.
You're the best we've got.

251
00:14:49,493 --> 00:14:51,828
We're relying heavily on you.
I know you got this.

252
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:55,082
Okay. Just... Uh...
Did you say Gregoria Santos?

253
00:14:55,374 --> 00:14:57,624
- Sí, Gregoria Santos.
- Okay.

254
00:14:57,626 --> 00:14:59,834
All right. That's it, everyone.
Let's get to work.

255
00:14:59,836 --> 00:15:01,505
- Beep beep.
- Beep beep!

256
00:15:03,757 --> 00:15:05,632
Tati,
why are you walking like that?

257
00:15:05,634 --> 00:15:08,218
Work. I got a job breaking
in other people's shoes.

258
00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:11,640
Sorry for doing my other job
during this job, but I'm slammed.

259
00:15:11,932 --> 00:15:14,434
I have to break in five pairs
and I only have two feet.

260
00:15:14,851 --> 00:15:16,228
Okay.

261
00:15:18,647 --> 00:15:20,023
Tati, come here!

262
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,776
Try this soap.

263
00:15:23,902 --> 00:15:25,279
It's good.

264
00:15:30,033 --> 00:15:32,077
- What's up, Tati?
- I cheated on my husband.

265
00:15:36,415 --> 00:15:38,667
Yeah, Uncle? That's incredible.

266
00:15:40,252 --> 00:15:41,628
Uh-huh.

267
00:15:42,004 --> 00:15:44,840
Perfect! Yes, thank you. Bye.

268
00:15:46,592 --> 00:15:48,174
That was Uncle Tico.

269
00:15:48,176 --> 00:15:50,929
He's working a Hollywood
"it" party next week.

270
00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:53,015
It's a party for the Boingo guy.

271
00:15:54,141 --> 00:15:56,852
Well, he said Gregoria Santos
from Mira Estowill be there.

272
00:15:57,561 --> 00:15:58,937
Why don't we send her something?

273
00:15:59,187 --> 00:16:01,523
Can you imagine if our exorcism
was on TV?

274
00:16:01,982 --> 00:16:03,984
Let's send her a... a head.

275
00:16:04,234 --> 00:16:06,320
Yes! And what if
when you open the box,

276
00:16:06,570 --> 00:16:08,486
the head floats out in a green mist.

277
00:16:08,488 --> 00:16:10,780
Hell yeah!
And then it opens its mouth

278
00:16:10,782 --> 00:16:12,616
and hundreds of bats fly out.

279
00:16:12,618 --> 00:16:15,869
Can you do me a favor? Get real.
How would we do something like that?

280
00:16:15,871 --> 00:16:17,956
We need something simpler.
We don't have a lot of time.

281
00:16:18,248 --> 00:16:22,209
- I can't work like this.
- Let's send a head. A decapitated head.

282
00:16:22,211 --> 00:16:25,714
- Or a computer!
- Okay, let's stop arguing.

283
00:16:26,381 --> 00:16:28,006
Let's not forget we're a group.

284
00:16:28,008 --> 00:16:29,718
We're horror technicians.

285
00:16:30,302 --> 00:16:33,595
The only way this will work
is if we do it together.

286
00:16:33,597 --> 00:16:36,558
I know you're all very busy,
but we have to do this together.

287
00:16:38,644 --> 00:16:40,810
What are you talking about? No one
said they don't want to do this.

288
00:16:40,812 --> 00:16:42,354
- We all want this.
- Exactly.

289
00:16:42,356 --> 00:16:44,733
Great, there you go.

290
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:46,443
We're going to make a head.

291
00:16:47,277 --> 00:16:49,611
- Come on.
- I really like your Uncle Tico.

292
00:16:49,613 --> 00:16:52,072
Yeah, everyone likes Uncle Tico.

293
00:16:52,074 --> 00:16:53,615
He's an idol at his work.

294
00:16:53,617 --> 00:16:55,702
He's a prodigy
in the parking business.

295
00:16:55,994 --> 00:16:58,247
He discovered his gift
at an early age.

296
00:16:59,039 --> 00:17:02,125
My grandparents say he could
park before he could speak.

297
00:17:04,628 --> 00:17:07,045
When he was a teenager,
he'd take girls out for a ride

298
00:17:07,047 --> 00:17:10,632
just so he could show off
his parking skills.

299
00:17:10,634 --> 00:17:14,012
He parked in places
no one else ever could.

300
00:17:15,597 --> 00:17:18,348
And he's the only person
in the world

301
00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:21,019
who can park two cars
at the same time.

302
00:17:50,674 --> 00:17:52,465
- Uncle Tico, I'm safe.
- Huh?

303
00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:54,595
I hope you read this
before seeing the head.

304
00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:56,889
We decided to take your advice.

305
00:17:57,598 --> 00:18:00,601
Please give this to
Gregoria Santos at the party.

306
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:26,833
Wait, Tico! Where are you going?

307
00:18:26,835 --> 00:18:30,045
- I have to go into the party.
- Uh, w... we're not allowed in there.

308
00:18:30,047 --> 00:18:31,671
I know.
I have to deliver this box.

309
00:18:31,673 --> 00:18:34,384
No one can know what's inside it
so I put question marks on it.

310
00:18:34,718 --> 00:18:37,054
Well, you can't go in
looking like that.

311
00:18:43,602 --> 00:18:47,062
Thank you for helping me.
I'm like Cinderella and you're the mice.

312
00:18:47,064 --> 00:18:48,732
We're mice
and you get to be Cinderella?

313
00:18:48,941 --> 00:18:51,983
Okay, we'll talk about it later.
Go, go! Before you get caught!

314
00:18:51,985 --> 00:18:53,362
- Beep beep!
- Beep beep.

315
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:03,119
Oh my God, there he is.

316
00:19:03,121 --> 00:19:06,291
Are you the brilliant installation
artist everybody's talking about?

317
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,667
- Yes.
- Come, please.

318
00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:11,253
- I want to introduce you to someone.
- Hello.

319
00:19:11,255 --> 00:19:12,837
This is who I was telling you about.

320
00:19:12,839 --> 00:19:15,549
Yeah, my goodness. Your pieces
are taking LA by storm.

321
00:19:15,551 --> 00:19:18,051
- Yes.
- I love the blue traffic lights.

322
00:19:18,053 --> 00:19:19,680
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's amazing.

323
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,352
What happened before Mira Esto?

324
00:19:26,478 --> 00:19:29,312
It sounds like someone needs to rest.

325
00:19:29,314 --> 00:19:30,691
I'll get the car.

326
00:19:30,941 --> 00:19:33,527
Yes, you're right.

327
00:19:34,611 --> 00:19:39,030
Miss Santos, uh,
I have a special delivery for you.

328
00:19:39,032 --> 00:19:40,576
- And who are you?
- Tico.

329
00:19:41,368 --> 00:19:43,243
Hello, Tico.
I'm Gregoria Santos.

330
00:19:43,245 --> 00:19:46,039
Ah, sí. This is my nephew.

331
00:19:46,582 --> 00:19:49,291
- Why do you have his head?
- Yes.

332
00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:51,545
What happened
to him? The people want to know.

333
00:19:51,795 --> 00:19:54,170
He was decapitated
by a possessed child.

334
00:19:54,172 --> 00:19:56,131
There's going to be
an exorcism for her.

335
00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:59,636
Excellent.
My viewers will love this story.

336
00:20:03,432 --> 00:20:06,641
I love you. I love you more than
anything in the world.

337
00:20:06,643 --> 00:20:08,061
If you left, I'd die.

338
00:20:08,312 --> 00:20:11,148
If you move to another school,
I swear I'll die.

339
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:15,942
I'm glad we found a use for you,
Tati. Does it sting?

340
00:20:15,944 --> 00:20:17,571
Yes, a lot,
but it doesn't bother me.

341
00:20:19,656 --> 00:20:23,744
Hey, Ursula, what if we make
black goo ooze out of her nose?

342
00:20:24,828 --> 00:20:27,331
- Yeah, that's good. Very good.
- Okay.

343
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:30,751
Holy Mother of God!

344
00:20:31,919 --> 00:20:34,502
It's not hard. You write the
objective of the outing here,

345
00:20:34,504 --> 00:20:38,715
the destination in this box,
and here, how many kids are going.

346
00:20:38,717 --> 00:20:42,636
Father Antonio, the girl!
My god, she's possessed.

347
00:20:42,638 --> 00:20:44,306
We need your help now!

348
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,777
For the love of God!

349
00:20:57,027 --> 00:20:58,904
Father Antonio, please save her!

350
00:21:02,199 --> 00:21:03,575
I'll take care of it.

351
00:21:03,825 --> 00:21:05,869
Calm down, calm down, little one.

352
00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:15,587
Don't worry, Father,
I'll take care of this.

353
00:21:19,424 --> 00:21:20,884
Holy Virgin...

354
00:21:21,176 --> 00:21:22,717
Mother of God.

355
00:21:22,719 --> 00:21:24,930
Fog, fog... More fog.

356
00:21:29,309 --> 00:21:30,934
Raise her. Raise her.
Raise her.

357
00:21:30,936 --> 00:21:32,646
Holy Mother of God.

358
00:21:33,397 --> 00:21:34,940
Holy Virgin of Virgins!

359
00:21:35,524 --> 00:21:38,652
Saint Michael the Archangel,
Saint Gabriel, Saint Raphael,

360
00:21:38,986 --> 00:21:42,447
Saint John the Baptist,
Saint Joseph, Saint Gregory,

361
00:21:42,990 --> 00:21:44,614
- Lower her, lower her.
- Holy Virgin of Virgins!

362
00:21:44,616 --> 00:21:46,076
Actually, you know what?
No. Raise her.

363
00:21:46,326 --> 00:21:47,993
Raise her, up, up, up.

364
00:21:47,995 --> 00:21:49,870
All saints and prophets!

365
00:21:49,872 --> 00:21:52,749
Now the spin
in one, two, three...

366
00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:57,752
Descend upon this body and
release her from the Devil now!

367
00:21:57,754 --> 00:22:00,547
We need to keep better track
of all the children.

368
00:22:00,549 --> 00:22:02,424
I've never seen this girl before.

369
00:22:02,426 --> 00:22:04,634
Leave this body, now!

370
00:22:04,636 --> 00:22:07,888
Rotate her a little
more. That's perfect, Tati.

371
00:22:07,890 --> 00:22:10,684
- Lower her. Lower her.
- Out of this body!

372
00:22:11,476 --> 00:22:13,186
Abandon this body!

373
00:22:13,896 --> 00:22:15,437
Come out of there now!

374
00:22:15,439 --> 00:22:18,191
You're a star,
Tati, you can do it.

375
00:22:18,483 --> 00:22:20,068
Abandon her now!

376
00:22:23,071 --> 00:22:25,530
God bless you, Father!

377
00:22:25,532 --> 00:22:28,076
I'm used to it.
It was nothing, really.

378
00:22:28,702 --> 00:22:33,079
The Devil is out of me. I feel a lot
better now. Thank you for everything.

379
00:22:33,081 --> 00:22:35,167
You're welcome, sweetie.

380
00:22:35,834 --> 00:22:39,379
Fantastic work,
Father. Tell our viewers...

381
00:22:42,633 --> 00:22:47,052
An innocent little orphan was
released from the Devil's grip

382
00:22:47,054 --> 00:22:48,722
by a heroic priest.

383
00:22:49,014 --> 00:22:52,057
We are grateful to Father Francisco
Lopez...

384
00:22:52,059 --> 00:22:54,478
...for exorcising those demons

385
00:22:54,811 --> 00:22:57,395
and sending them back to hell
where they belong.

386
00:22:57,397 --> 00:23:01,151
And when we return, the most liked car
crash on Facebook...

387
00:23:05,572 --> 00:23:07,572
- Hello?
- Renaldo?

388
00:23:07,574 --> 00:23:09,366
- Yes?
- I got your number

389
00:23:09,368 --> 00:23:15,497
from Father Francisco. Perhaps you
and your group could help me with a...

390
00:23:15,499 --> 00:23:19,002
- little job.
- Turn it down! Listen.

391
00:23:19,545 --> 00:23:22,337
Uh, yeah, what kind of little job?

392
00:23:22,339 --> 00:23:26,093
An eccentric
millionaire died two hours ago.

393
00:23:26,552 --> 00:23:29,427
His last wish was to invite
five strangers to his mansion

394
00:23:29,429 --> 00:23:34,558
and leave his fortune to whomever can
brave a night of horrors and frights.

395
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:38,019
So, like a standard
inheritance scare?

396
00:23:38,021 --> 00:23:42,357
- Can you help me?
- Yeah, of course we can.

397
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:46,905
Perfect. And one more thing,
what is your group called?

398
00:23:47,239 --> 00:23:49,239
- Los...
- Juan Carlos!

399
00:23:49,241 --> 00:23:51,827
No! Los... Espookys.

400
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,163
Alright, it's
set in stone. Los Espookys.

401
00:23:55,372 --> 00:23:59,585
- Wait for my instructions. Goodbye.
- Bye.

402
00:24:01,336 --> 00:24:04,965
Guys... we have another gig!

403
00:24:14,215 --> 00:24:19,215
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