♪ Who's gonna help when the danger overwhelms ♪
♪ And the mysteries are piled high? ♪
♪ Who's gonna be around, never gonna let you down ♪
♪ When you're on a wild ride?
♪ Your friends are always by your side ♪
♪ It's Craig of the Creek, he's gonna save the day ♪
♪ It's Craig of the Creek
Ms. Honey Kim: Thank you so much to our friend, Bradley,
for showing us your amazing welding moves.
I think it's about time we say goodbye, too, huh, Small Uncle?
Oh, but Ms. Honey, Ms. Honey Kim,
just after one more song.
Okay, Small Uncle, one more song.
Both: ♪ We've learned so much from our friends today ♪
♪ But now it's time for us to say goodbye ♪
♪ Goodbye
♪ From Ms. Honey Kim and Small Uncle ♪
Jessica: I love you, Small Uncle!
I love you forever.
Don't you forget.
All right, Jessica! Enough "Small Uncle."
Time to watch "Slide the Ferret."
Hmm. I have something better you can watch.
Welcome to the "Ms. Jessica and Small Uncle Show"!
Thank you to all our adoring fans for being here.
You begged me to sit here.
Today we're going to learn about...
taekwondo!
Now, which one of our friends
is going to help us learn today?
Do you even know taekwondo?
I'll show you! Hi-ya! Hi-ya! Hi-ya!
Hi-ya! Hi-ya! Hi-ya!Jessica, wait!
Jessica, wait!Hi-ya!
Jessica: Okay, Small Uncle,
it got a little rowdy in that last segment,
so now we're going to read some letters from our friends.
♪ Ms. Jessica's letter corner!
"Dear Ms. Jessica, I love you so much.
I'd like you to know you've been pre-approved
for a credit card" --Give me that!
That's Mom and Dad's!
Craft corner!
Did you know you could make a musical instrument
with only household items?
You can! I made this
with a baseball bat, a loofah, and a scrunchy.
♪ A-doot da-doo, da-doo, da-doo, do-doo ♪
Wow, that's slappy.
You're slappy!
You were making all those sounds with your mouth.
Ugh! I can't believe you made me stop
watching "Slide the Ferret" for this!
Get him, Small Uncle!Unh!
Thanks for watching! Bye!
Hmm... Spin it faster!
I'm going to stop it with one strike of my sword!
You're going down, merry-go-round!
Ah!
No!
It went into the baby slide!
[ Grunting ]
Kelsey, I'm too big, and you're too ripped to fit in that slide.
We need someone smaller.
Ahem!
Don't forget about old Slim Williams,
aka, Craigy Boy.
Okay, we need someone else.
[ Telephone ringing ]
-Hello? -Jessica, it's Craig.
We need your special skills for a mission
to retrieve Kelsey's sword.
I'll do it, Craigy Boy.
Time to gear up!
Dad and Mom, and some gum;
cold, hard cash;
pepper spray,
and my gouging spork!
♪ La, la, la, shoelaces
♪ Shoes got tongue, but no faces ♪
♪ To ask you to lace 'em up
[ Sighs ] What if the blade is getting cold?
Don't you cry, little big girl -- yet.
I'm not crying.
Or s-- Is she talking about Mortimer?
Thanks for coming, Jessica. It's in there.
If I'm not back in five minutes,
wait a couple more.
[ Grunting ]
Whee!
[ Gasps ] It's a sword!
-Rawr! -[ Gasps ] Liddle Chris!
Liddle Chris gonna chew! Rrrrr!
Ew. Wait, that's it!
Chew!
Okay, Jessica, don't want to get bit.
[ Growling ]
Hey! Uh!
Rrr--mmm.
Uh-oh, he's gonna blow!
♪♪
Gangway!
[ Pop! ]
Yeah, Jessica!
-That was sick! -Mmrraaay!
[ Sighs ] Here you go, little big girl.
No need to cry.
[ Sighs ]
Announcer: "Power Punchers."
"Power Punchers" is the best game ever!
Hanging with my guy is the best game ever!
Thanks, Dad.
Now it's time to beat your butt!
Whoa! Nice move!
Uh, I think something's wrong with my controller.
When is Jessica's time to beat butts?
Mommy! Ah! I mean, Bernard!
I'm ready to learn... "Power Punchers."
Meet me in the living room at exactly 8:00 a.m.
Sure. There's just one problem.
I can't tell time.
I'll come get you.
Bernard: First things first,
you got to choose your character.
You need to find a balance of reach, stamina and --
-Jessica: Doggy! -Or you can choose the doggy.
Ah! Bernard!
Keep playing!
90% of the game is holding the controller!
The other 10% is pushing the buttons!
Ah!
And now we test your ability to trash talk.
Jessica, your moves stink like morning breath!
I love and value you as a person
regardless of this fight's outcome!
Now for the final lesson.
I'll teach you what the buttons do.
Craig: Ha! I'm going to kick your butt.
[ Laughs ] No, my guy.
I'm going to kick your butt.
Jessica: Hello, family.
I brought you a snack --
a knuckle sandwich to eat!
She's here to play the game.
My guy, my man, my girl!
My world!
You're all playing "Power Punchers"!
This is my happiest day.
Okay, let's fight.
-Doggy. -Puppercut?
Psh, baby stuff.
Well, watch out for this baby, Craig.
I smell like morning breath!
Announcer: Ready. Set. Punch!
[ Barking ]Heh.
Easy. -Who's going to win?
Jessica, use the super move!
Super move!
♪♪
[ Screaming ]That's not the super move!
What the -- You're just button mashing!
Jessica!
[ Blows landing ]
K.O.!
[ Gasps ] My girl!
The new Williams house champ!
Jessica: I beat Craig! I beat Craig! I beat Craig!
That's what happens when you learn from the best.
[ Tooth squeaking ]What?
Quadruple cream Choco-Rolls?
That's right. For a limited time only.
Aw, man, I can feel the cream clogging my arteries.
I hear they have quadruple the protein,
which is good for muscles.
[ Sighs ] No.
I don't have enough to trade for that.
[ Gasps ] Is that a loose tooth I see?
You know, the tooth market is booming right now for kids
looking to get some extra scratch from the Tooth Fairy.
If you give me that tooth by the end of the day,
I'll trade you big for it.
[ Gasps ]
[ Sighs ] Jessica, just pull it.
Uh, I can't.
Kelsey: Oh, come on. It's easy.
You're just pulling out a piece of bone
that's sticking out of your face.
♪♪
Aah! It feels weird.
Look, I'll just pull it out.
[ Grunting ]
Let me pull it, Jessica.
No, Craig! You can't pull my toof out.
It has to be an accident, Craiggy,
like all my other teefies.
Hmm. Well, maybe we could create an accident.
Criminal mastermind Jessica,
you have proven Mr. Mortimer can trust you.
JP: Here are the super-secret codes.
Beautiful bag, Mr. Mortimer,
and pleasure doing crime with you,
but now my brother and I must be going.
Have a nice day.
[ Kelsey and JP gasp ]
She's wearing a wire.
Hanger.
[ Squawks ]
Ha-ha! That's right. I'm Secret Agent Jessica.
[ Gasps ] Secret Agent Jessica, you get away with the evidence.
I'll elaborately hold them off.
Thanks, Craiggy!
I'm in your way.
Waah! Waah!
Both: Get out of the way, you!
♪♪
Huh? Aw, she didn't slip.
♪♪
You were supposed to turn the rake the other way.
It's not an accident if I see it coming.
Aah! [ Thud ]
[ Spits ] Ah!
[ All munching ] Mm-hm-hmm.
Thanks for sharing with us, Jessica.
No problem, Craiggy boy.
None for you, Small Uncle.
♪♪
Ha! one, two, three, four.
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, yes!
You landed on my hotel.
Pay up!
Aw, Mom, making your favorite son pay up.
Uh, my favorite son is the one who pays me the most.
Okay, Jessica, your turn.
[ Gasps ] Six.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
[ Laughs ] Pay up.
What?! Why?!
I rolled the best!
Because those are the rules of the game, sweetheart.
If you land on a spot with a little house, you have to...
Pay up!
Can we just play "Twirl A Squirrel"?
Come on, Jessica.
Even you're too old for "Twirl A Squirrel."
[ Groans ]
Ha! Pay up!
Pay up.
[ Cash register dings ]
No! I'm not playing anymore!
I hate rules! Rules are the worst!
Sweetie, rules are important
because they give everyone a fair chance to win.
We have to follow the rules.
Hmm.
[ Alarm buzzes, clicks ] [ Sighs ]
New day, new doo-doo.
[ Footsteps plodding ]
[ Grunts ]Pay up!
[ Screams ] Ah!
Jessica! -This is my toilet.
I put a little house in it.
So if you want to use it,
you got to follow the rules and pay up.
Gibson! What's up?
Lol, not much.
Ow! Pay up!
Oh, what in the...
[ Dramatic music plays ]
[ Gasps ] The seal's not even broken.
Mommy...
Pay up!
Well, I tried to take a nap,
but now I owe Jessica a ton of money.
[ Grunts ]
[ Sighs ] This seems to be the only place
we can occupy in the house.
Jessica's gone too far.
Mom, you got to call a time-out.
I know we should do something,
but she's applying the rules of the game.
I'm too proud of her to shut her down.
Wait. We do have one last option.
Jessica: Twirl! The! Squirrel!
Craig: One.[ Squirrel gulps ]
[ Laughs ] That's gross.
Your turn, Bernard.
Oh, don't twirl me too much.
I'm full of nuts.
Bernard: One.
Oh, that nut put me over the edge.
[ Laughs ]Hey!
[ Laughing ]
Oh, I'm sorry!
♪ When it's time to go to bed
♪ I know I don't have to feel alone ♪
♪ 'Cause I'll see you tomorrow
♪ At the creek
Just like I drew it.