♪ Who's gonna help when the danger overwhelms ♪
♪ And the mysteries are piled high? ♪
♪ Who's gonna be around, never gonna let you down ♪
♪ When you're on a wild ride?
♪ Your friends are always by your side ♪
♪ It's Craig of the Creek, he's gonna save the day ♪
♪ It's Craig of the Creek
♪♪
Now I just gotta to get that grout!
[ Knock on door ]Get out!
I gotta get ready work!Hey!
I'm cleaning in there!
Sorry, but I have a realjob to get to.
This is a real job, too!
It's listed on the job calendar
with a gold star next to it for Craig!
What you do is chores.
What I do is contribute to my future
and this country's economy...
by serving pizza.
By the way, you missed a spot.
♪♪
And then I had to clean the bathroom all over again!
Bernard thinks he's such a b'dult, but he's just b'nnoying!
Yeah, what a b'buttface. Ow!
Kelsey, do you have to measure so hard?!
Yes, JP.
How will we know if the shrink ray works
if we don't know your measurements?
Man, I wish I could go to Pasta La Vista
and order a million pizzas
just so I could boss him around for once.
Well, I don't know about you, but I definitely don't make
enough allowance for a million pizzas.
Maybe there's something else we can afford.
I think it's time to open...
the vault![ Both gasp ]
That's, like, 30 sofa cracks worth of coins!
I know we were planning to save this money
for when jet packs finally hit the market,
but I think we can all agree this is for a better cause --
to annoy my brother.
♪♪
Kelsey: [Robotically] Handprint identified.
[Muffled] Facial recognition confirmed!
Password?
[ Squawking ]
Password accepted.
♪♪
Okay, I call this the "Alexis Special"...
every drink in the restaurant -- including coffee creamers.
[ Slurps ]
[ Gags ]
We really need some costumers.
Hello, and welcome to Pasta La Vista!
Craig?! What are you doing here?
We're waiting to be seated.
We're full. Craig!
Are you visiting your brother for lunch?! Aww!
That is so sweet!
I wish I had a brother who would visit me.
My brother is 10 years older than me
and lives in Oregon with his fiancée,
and we do not talk about the news.
Craig was just stopping by,
but now he and his friends have to go.
Aww, they should stay!
It is so dead in here.
Ugh! All right.
So I'm guessing it'll be three ice waters...
since y'all only know how to pay with marbles or whatever.
Au contraire, my bro-there.
We plan on splurging today.
A sock?
You're looking at all the leftover lunch money
we've been saving for a whole year.
And I believe we have just enough to order the...
[Diabolically] unlimited salad and breadstick special!
[ Gasps ]
[Normal] And we're all really hungry,
so we plan on being here allday.
Why are you doing this?
Revenge for your deeds, brother.
When mom finds out about this, you're dead!
Well, mom isn't here to save you now, is she?
Fine!
But you three better not make a scene in this restaurant!
I assure you my companions and I
are well-acquainted with our manners
and will only be at our best behavior.
All: Breadsticks! Breadsticks! Breadsticks! Breadsticks!
Here are your breadsticks!
All: Yay!
Ooh... Oh...
And here's your salad.
Um, excuse me.
I would like some cheese.
Oh, whatever.
Say "when."
Say when, Craig.
Craig!
Craig?
♪♪
Craig, I legally can't stop until you say "when!"
Say when, Craig!
♪♪
That was...
all the Parmesan we had in the restaurant.
When.
♪♪
Mmm!
[ Humming ]
♪♪
At long last, after a lifetime of constant disrespect,
I'm finally getting my revenge on Bernard.
This is for messing up my chores!
And this is for recording over all my TV shows!
And this is for telling me that all those turkeys
we cook leave turkey ghosts in the oven!
Yeah, you go, Craig. You eat those feelings.
Oh, waiter?!
Is there a problem?
Yes, my water doesn't enough ice!
And mywater has too muchice!
[Affected accent] It's unbearable,
simply unbearable!
There. Are we good?
Hey, what about me?
What about you?
I want a milky.
You can't afford a "milky."
Aww. I'll just take, like, 12 coffee creamers then.
[ Groans ]
Man: Hello? Hello?! A customer is here!
Welcome to Pasta La Vista!
I believe the sign says "Wait to be seated,"
not "wait to starve to death."
Oh, sorry, I was just--I don't care.
Where's my table?
[ Chuckles nervously ]
Right this way, sir.
Uh, today's specials are--Uhp-uhp-uhp-uhp!
I'm not interested in any expired shlop
you're trying to get rid of.
I will have the-- -Waiter!
Excuse me.
What do you want?
We would like a refill on our unlimited salad, please.
What?! You haven't even finished that one yet!
We ate all the olives, and that is the part we like.
Okay, I'll get you more olives in a minute!
I'm so sorry, sir.
Like I was saying, I will have the--
-Waiter?! -What?
There is a hair in our food!
That's a feather.
Oh. [ Chuckles ] Oops.
[ Groans loudly ]
Okay, so you said you would like to order a--
-Waiter?! -What now?
Where's the bathroom?
Hrrrg!
I'm so sorry about--I'll just have a meatball sub!
Make it quick!
I don't think that made a difference at all...
Alexis: I'm sure business will pick up in a couple weeks.
It's the beginning of summer.
Everyone's on vacation right now.
All I know is there are no customers,
and no customers means no money.
Maybe your brother will give you a good tip?
He's paying with loose change in a sock.
He's not going to give me extra money for good service.
Our 15-year plan is not off to a great start.
Don't worry, I've accounted for that.
right now, we're on the "mauve path,"
where every summer before we graduate high school,
we work at Pasta La Vista,
putting money towards our college education
and our future careers as a humanitarian power couple.
Now, if this job doesn't work out, we can follow
the "teal path,"
where we both donate our blood plasma every week,
while looking for jobs in Herkleton Mills.
The commute will be longer,
and we'll need to monitor our blood sugar closely,
but in the end, we should net the same amount of savings.
Bernard: Let's hope it doesn't come to that.
Ugh. I don't feel so great about this.
Oh, I'm not feeling too great either.
Breadsticks are pushing in many directions in my body.
No, I mean about my brother.
Are we being too mean?
Nah! This is his job -- feeding our insatiable appetite!
Pass me another breadstick!
It's just he's working really hard and -- whoa!
Whoa!
I am so, so sorry.
This is the worst service I have ever had!
You lost a valued customer today, kid!
A valued customer and a tip!
Hasta la vista, Pasta La Vista!
Oh, no! We messed up Bernard's only chance at getting money
that doesn't smell like feet!
-Wait! -Wait! -Wait, sir!
Guh! Wait!
[ All groaning ]
You guys go on without me.
I think those bottomless breadsticks found a bottom.
We're not gonna make it.
He's so...far away.
You can't give up already, Craig!
You gotta -- [ Gulps ] --
do this for your breadsticks...
I mean, your brother.
Both: Wait!
Mister, please wait!
Ah, children! What do you want?
Please, mister, you gotta go back and leave a tip --
it's really important!Pfft!
I'll do no such a thing!
That waiter was terrible!
Why on Earth should he get a good tip?
Please, sir, he's my brother!
This job meant a lot to him, and I messed it all up!
He didn't make any money today because of me.
Now, he'll never save enough for school,
and then he'll never get an education,
and then he'll have to sell his blood!
Oh, that guy was your brother, huh?
Yeah, I got a tip for him --
if he wants to make money so bad,
then he can get a real job!
Huh?
Kelsey?
Oh, my gosh! Are you okay, little girl?
[ Crying ]
Oh, geez!
How bad is it? Here, let me see.
Don't look at it!
Oh! Okay, okay!
Uh, do you want me to call your mommy?
I only have a dad!
Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh! I didn't know, I didn't know!
Uh, is there anything I can get you,
an ice pad, some candy -- anything?!
Can...I...have...
$10?
S-S-Sure! I can give ya $10!
I can give ya $10 right now! [ Chuckles nervously ]
W-w-wait, make it $20.
$20?!
[ Sobbing ]
Okay, okay, $20!
Here you go -- $20!
[Sobbing] Thank y-you.
Here ya go, Bernard -- payment for our meal, plus a $20 tip.
What? How did you get this?
By pretending I got hurt.
[ Both gasp ]
I'm gonna go look for a first-aid kit!
I-I can't take this.
Please, Bernard, you earned it.
You may be a jerk sometimes, but you're a hard-working jerk,
and you deserve more than to have to put up
with another jerk like me.
Thanks, Craig.
Ya know what?
Wait here.
Breadsticks to go -- on the house!
[ All groan ]
All: Okay!
♪ When it's time to go to bed
♪ I know I don't have to feel alone ♪
♪ 'Cause I'll see you tomorrow
♪ At the creek
Just like I drew it.