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They say, if you wanna
tell a story right,
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you gotta start
at the beginning.
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Too far? Fine.
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This is me, Harleen Quinzel.
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When I was a kid, my dad
traded me for a six-pack of beer.
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But however many times
he tried to ditch me...
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- Daddy!
- ...I kept coming back.
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Eventually,
he found me a new home.
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The good sisters of St.
Bernadette's taught me a lot.
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But I was never
an establishment kinda gal.
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All things considered, I did good.
I even went to college.
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Got my PhD.
Had my heart broken once or twice.
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Finding love, it's not easy.
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So I threw myself into my work,
became a psychiatrist.
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That's when I met him.
Mr. J. My Joker.
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Oh, I fell hard. Like out
of a plane without a parachute,
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right in your dumb
fucking face kinda hard.
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I lost all sense of who I was.
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I only had eyes for Puddin'.
We all know the saying,
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"Behind every successful man
"there's a badass broad."
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Well, that was me.
I was the brains behind some of
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Mr. J's greatest stunts.
Not that he let anyone know it.
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Puddin'?
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I guess all good things
have to come to an end.
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So...
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...we broke up.
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I handled it real mature.
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But Mr. J was
super broke up about it.
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I got an amazing new place
that was all mine.
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It gave me the space
to really reflect
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on the mistakes of my past.
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I had to find a new identity.
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A new me.
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It wasn't easy. But after a while,
I even opened myself up
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to the possibility
of new love.
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Hi. Hello, nice baby.
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- Here's the thing about new love...
- I take payment-in-kind.
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...you have to feed it.
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Soon enough,
I was back on my feet.
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Ready to move on,
to make new friends.
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She means fucking business!
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- Oh, here we go!
- Whip me!
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She has taken a whip from the
pivot, catapulted to the high side!
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Oh!
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Yeah! Come on!
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It was time for Gotham
to meet the new Harley Quinn,
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so I really
put myself out there.
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Ride that pole
like you ride your man!
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God damn it.
Sit the fuck down.
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- What?
- I said...
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Sit your skinny ass down,
you dumb slut.
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Okay.
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You broke my fucking legs!
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Oh, boo-hoo.
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What?
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It's not a party without
a little drama, am I right?
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Come on! Turn it up!
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Shots on the house.
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Call me dumb.
I have a PhD, motherfucker.
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- Miss Quinn.
- Romy.
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- That was my driver.
- Oh, whoops.
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Well, I'm sure it was his fault.
Consider him fired.
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Consider me grateful. Especially
since I know you don't like me.
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I agitate his already delicate
sense of mental equilibrium.
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That and his obsessive-compulsive
need to be the center of attention.
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Will your paramour
be joining us this evening?
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Not tonight, Romy.
Not tonight.
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Well, enjoy yourself, Miss Quinn.
And do give the Joker my best.
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Okay, fine, so I hadn't
told people about the breakup.
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- But you don't understand.
- Find me a new driver.
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Being Joker's girl
gave me immunity.
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I could do whatever I wanted
to whoever I wanted,
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and no one
ever dared to object.
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And don't let him give you shit, okay?
You have to stick up for yourself.
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Oh, please. I give it a few days
before they're back together.
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Even when I did try and tell
people, they didn't believe me.
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Come on. She told me they're
really broken up this time.
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Sure they are, Shell. That's why she's
still wearing that tacky "J" necklace.
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She is going to be running right back into
his arms the minute he snaps his fingers.
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If not him, the next closest
alpha male with a pulse.
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Some people just aren't
born to stand on their own.
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- Oh, girl, let's drink. Come on.
- All right.
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I knew I needed to find
some way to show the world
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that I'd cut ties with Mr. J
for good.
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Harley!
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Some people have the
Eiffel Tower, or Olive Garden.
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The Joker and I?
Our love bloomed in a highly toxic
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industrial processing plant.
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And luckily for me,
I have all my best ideas drunk.
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I have the best idea!
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The fuck?
Hey! Hey! Come back here!
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This is
where it all began, Puddin'.
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You motherfucker!
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It was the closure I needed.
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A fresh start.
A chance to be my own woman.
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But I wasn't the only dame
in Gotham looking for emancipation.
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This is our story.
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And I'm telling it,
so I'll start where I fucking want.
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- Meet the cop.
- I got 50 says it was turf war.
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- Not him.
- Well, as always, you're wrong, Munroe.
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Her. Renee Montoya.
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Raised on '80s cop shows,
she's always saying cheesy shit like...
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There was only one shooter.
Inside.
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This guy shot out the glass.
Serrano.
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Yo. Hey.
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Have Ballistics check for a bullet
in one of those parked cars.
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Ten years ago, she broke
a career-making case.
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- Did I stutter?
- Go ahead.
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But her partner at the time
took all the credit.
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So while he made captain, she got stuck
at detective level with this idiot.
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- Okay, you think one guy got all four?
- Wait, wait, wait.
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I'm just saying, we got four
dead bodies here, you know.
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- One guy... Bullet holes.
- I'm trying to work.
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I'm sorry.
Go ahead and work. Go ahead.
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The shooter got close
before drawing. Six rounds.
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- Two for each of these three.
- Yo, mind your debt.
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I'm telling you.
That girl, Angelina, she's a princess.
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- Look at this. Is it Halloween?
- Hey. How you doing?
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And it wasn't about them.
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It was all about this guy,
right here.
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Do you know who I am?
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You fucking bitch.
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And this arrow through his throat...
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She wanted him to die slowly.
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- She?
- We got a hair.
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- And he's got a new assassin.
- Who does?
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Roman Beauvais Sionis.
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Jesus Christ.
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This is Montoya.
What the hell was that?
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Shit.
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Wow.
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Detective.
Found this necklace.
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Holy shit.
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Good work, Officer.
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What is it?
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- Harley Quinn and the Joker broke up.
- What?
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This was their spot. She just publicly
updated her relationship status.
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Harley Quinn just called
open season on herself.
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She did not
think this one through.
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Yeah, no shit
I didn't think it through.
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I'm about to learn that a lot of
people in this city want me dead.
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And at the top of that list
is this guy.
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Mr. Keo and his lovely
wife and daughter.
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You kinda forced my hand here.
Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed.
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I gave you a great pitch.
Didn't I?
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And I thought... Shh!
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I thought we could build
something beautiful together.
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I thought we could be family.
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I'm gonna set you free.
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Mmm...
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What about her?
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I think we can let her go.
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I mean, this is a pretty loud
fucking shitshow of a message.
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Baby. Aww.
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Don't cry.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Is that a snot bubble?
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- Ew. Gross.
- What?
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Oh, I've changed my mind.
Peel it off.
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No. No!
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The wack job with the penchant
for peeling faces is Roman Sionis,
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aka Black Mask.
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The fact that he wants me dead
hasn't yet hit my radar.
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See, I was halfway across town,
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hungover,
and thinking about breakfast.
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Egg, bacon, American cheese.
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Soft, toasted buttered roll.
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Just a dash of hot sauce.
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Not too much, Sal.
I wanna taste the cheese.
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What a way to
start my new life.
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With the perfect egg sandwich.
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Mmm!
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You're a lifesaver, Sal.
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And I'm good for the 75 cents,
okay? I promise.
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That's all the money I got
in the world, and it's so worth it.
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I don't know if it's
the stray Armenian arm hair,
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or the fact that his cheese slices
are always six months out of date,
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but no one makes
an egg sandwich like Sal.
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I mean it, Sal. No one.
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Freeze! Gotham PD.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Yo! Police.
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It had been six short hours
since my little stunt at Ace Chemicals
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announced to the world
that Mr. J and I were dunzo.
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The immunity I'd enjoyed
for so long was gone.
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Cops who never would've dared
come after me before
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were suddenly doing this.
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- Ooh!
- Freeze!
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And what's worse? Every person
I ever wronged now felt free
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to come and
take their pound of flesh.
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Turns out
I wronged a lot of people.
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Come on, boy. Get him!
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Oh...
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Finally.
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- And then...
- We're gonna get through this, okay?
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...tragedy struck.
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It took losing
something I truly love
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for me to see that
the target on my back
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was bigger than I thought.
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Freeze!
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With the walls
closing in around me,
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I made a carefully calculated,
highly strategic move.
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Fine. It was dumb luck.
But still...
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That felt pretty great.
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Sorry for busting in on you like that,
but thanks for the shortcut.
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- See ya. Oh!
- There she is.
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- Harley Quinn.
- Yeah?
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- I've waited a long time for this.
- You have?
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Oh... I haven't had breakfast yet.
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- What did I do to you?
- Are you serious?
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Look at my face.
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Look at my face!
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Oh...
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- That wasn't me.
- But you dared him to do it.
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Yeah, but I dare a lot of people
to do a lot of things, okay?
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- Come on. I'm not even with him anymore.
- I know.
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That means there's
no one here to stop me.
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- Right.
- You're gonna die, Quinn.
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Ooh. A penny.
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They're shooting arrows now?
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Ah, crap. Him, too?
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Parley?
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Fuck, Montoya, you smell
like a dead rat's asshole.
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- Not today, Simpson.
- Hey, it's Detective Montoya.
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Respect your elders.
I mean, your elderly.
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You're only a few years younger than me,
and you're still behind that desk.
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You wanna go there?
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Come on. Empty your pockets.
All of it.
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Cassandra Cain,
back already?
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Thought by now you'd figure
out how not to get caught.
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What? No comeback?
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You all right?
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You smell like shit.
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Yo, Simpson.
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Any clean clothes
in lost and found?
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These are serious accusations,
Miss Montoya.
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The Sionis family name is on half
the museums and schools in Gotham.
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And that makes him
immune to the law, Captain?
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Montoya's day is going
almost as badly as mine.
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Remember the guy
who stole her promotion?
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That's him. He had four people
killed alone last night.
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If Sionis is such a mastermind, how'd he
get fired from his own fucking company?
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00:18:57,783 --> 00:19:00,716
The Janus Corporation
is his father's company, thank you.
246
00:19:00,796 --> 00:19:02,812
And by the way,
they cut him off.
247
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,710
Where does the DA's office
stand on all this?
248
00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:08,765
To make matters worse, the assistant DA?
That's her ex.
249
00:19:08,845 --> 00:19:11,309
The evidence that Sionis is
linked to these murders...
250
00:19:11,702 --> 00:19:13,729
There's a shipment coming in.
251
00:19:13,811 --> 00:19:15,771
- Drugs?
- A diamond.
252
00:19:15,851 --> 00:19:18,004
Wow, Montoya. Should we call
the Feds for backup?
253
00:19:18,071 --> 00:19:20,307
Listen,
I had a source at the club.
254
00:19:20,342 --> 00:19:23,674
His driver. He said that Roman
couldn't stop talking about this thing.
255
00:19:23,754 --> 00:19:25,780
And he said that he overheard
something about laser-encoding.
256
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:29,836
Now, I did some research.
I think it's the Bertinelli diamond.
257
00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:32,776
You remember the Bertinelli
massacre, right?
258
00:19:32,856 --> 00:19:36,633
Quick history lesson. Fifteen years
ago, one of the wealthiest
259
00:19:36,713 --> 00:19:38,823
Mafia families in Gotham
was gunned down.
260
00:19:38,903 --> 00:19:41,732
It was a power grab,
but the real target
261
00:19:41,812 --> 00:19:46,019
was the Bertinellis' super-secret
offshore bank accounts,
262
00:19:46,024 --> 00:19:49,163
the details of which were said
to be encoded in the atomic structure
263
00:19:49,244 --> 00:19:53,669
of a 30-carat diamond.
The rock was lost.
264
00:19:53,749 --> 00:19:56,745
And with it, the only key
to the Bertinelli fortune.
265
00:19:56,825 --> 00:20:01,344
Which is exactly why Roman Sionis
is trying to get his hands on it.
266
00:20:01,777 --> 00:20:04,856
That's what makes him so dangerous.
He's already building an army.
267
00:20:04,936 --> 00:20:07,839
If he gets the diamond, he'll
have all the money and connections
268
00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:12,697
to bribe every single judge and cop
he needs to get a monopoly on the city.
269
00:20:12,777 --> 00:20:17,368
- You said you had someone on the inside?
- Yes. He's...
270
00:20:17,938 --> 00:20:21,684
- He's no longer there, but...
- So basically, you have nothing.
271
00:20:21,764 --> 00:20:23,759
You are trying to go after
272
00:20:23,839 --> 00:20:26,720
one of the most litigious and
wealthiest families in Gotham,
273
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,753
and all you've got is
rumors and a hunch?
274
00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:32,756
Well, you know, the DA's office
is building a case against him, too.
275
00:20:32,836 --> 00:20:35,874
- Isn't that right, Miss Yee?
- If the DA is willing to throw himself
276
00:20:35,954 --> 00:20:39,857
- out in front of this, it's fine with me.
- Captain, no.
277
00:20:39,937 --> 00:20:44,393
Listen, Munroe, find me some tangible
connection to Sionis, all right?
278
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,738
- Yes, sir.
- Wait, wait, wait. Captain.
279
00:20:46,818 --> 00:20:49,834
This is my case, okay? I've been
working on this for six months.
280
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:54,235
We need something that we
can actually use, Detective.
281
00:20:54,815 --> 00:20:56,817
And, Miss Montoya,
we do have a dress code.
282
00:21:00,565 --> 00:21:02,732
Look, I'm sorry about
that, but I...
283
00:21:02,812 --> 00:21:05,797
That is my job you are fucking with.
What is wrong with you, Renee?
284
00:21:05,877 --> 00:21:08,368
- Me? He gave my case away.
- Oh, poor Renee.
285
00:21:08,413 --> 00:21:10,739
Why don't you pour yourself
a drink? It's almost noon.
286
00:21:10,819 --> 00:21:12,821
Wow.
287
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:17,745
Jesus. Who the fuck is this?
What?
288
00:21:17,825 --> 00:21:20,758
Why the fuck haven't you been picking
up your phone? We've got a situation.
289
00:21:20,838 --> 00:21:23,740
- What... What situation?
- You didn't hear this from me,
290
00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:25,805
but you gotta find her
before someone else does.
291
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,900
She's got the diamond, and
trust me, Roman will kill her.
292
00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:30,850
- My diamond? Who? Who's got it?
- This kid.
293
00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:33,885
She's a pickpocket.
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
294
00:21:33,965 --> 00:21:36,346
Holy fuck.
295
00:21:46,871 --> 00:21:48,970
- Can I help you?
- Why, yes. Yes, you can.
296
00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:52,224
I'm here to
report a terrible crime.
297
00:21:53,034 --> 00:21:55,446
And what terrible crime is that?
298
00:21:57,902 --> 00:21:59,904
This one.
299
00:22:16,065 --> 00:22:18,269
Hi, boys.
300
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:24,927
Meeting's over.
301
00:23:22,926 --> 00:23:25,319
Run, piggy, run.
302
00:23:33,018 --> 00:23:35,020
Where can I find
Cassandra Cain?
303
00:23:36,561 --> 00:23:40,893
Hold up, hold up. I'm telling
this all wrong. Let's rewind.
304
00:23:40,974 --> 00:23:43,969
For you to understand why me,
the cop, and that dame on the toilet...
305
00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:45,043
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
306
00:23:45,123 --> 00:23:47,984
...are all looking for
this Cain character.
307
00:23:48,064 --> 00:23:50,487
I gotta take you back
a few days,
308
00:23:51,015 --> 00:23:54,449
to that night I got shitfaced
at the Black Mask Club.
309
00:23:56,988 --> 00:24:02,373
This is a man's world
310
00:24:04,140 --> 00:24:09,545
This is a man's world...
311
00:24:09,937 --> 00:24:13,549
- This is Dinah Lance.
- But it would be nothing
312
00:24:13,941 --> 00:24:18,553
- But she prefers Black Canary.
- Nothing...
313
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:22,931
- She's got a killer voice.
- Without a woman or a girl...
314
00:24:23,011 --> 00:24:25,069
But there was some other shit
going down that night.
315
00:24:25,149 --> 00:24:26,956
...short notice like this.
316
00:24:27,036 --> 00:24:29,062
I'm not talking
superficial partnerships.
317
00:24:29,142 --> 00:24:33,557
I'm talking you and me
having each other's backs.
318
00:24:33,636 --> 00:24:37,101
The Golden Lions can't just
wander into Gotham National Bank.
319
00:24:37,181 --> 00:24:41,574
I can.
Loans, liquidity, laundering.
320
00:24:41,987 --> 00:24:44,931
Look, if you bring your boys
into the fold,
321
00:24:45,011 --> 00:24:48,027
there are no limits to what
we could achieve together.
322
00:24:48,107 --> 00:24:51,081
I'm building something special.
323
00:24:51,161 --> 00:24:53,980
I appreciate your offer,
Mr. Sionis.
324
00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:57,056
But with all due respect,
325
00:24:57,136 --> 00:24:59,528
the Golden Lions
are a family business.
326
00:25:00,003 --> 00:25:03,040
Fuck family. All due respect,
but fuck that.
327
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:07,013
Family's a fucking illusion. You know
what my family gave me? Nothing.
328
00:25:07,093 --> 00:25:10,119
I know what everyone says.
"Here comes Roman Sionis.
329
00:25:10,199 --> 00:25:12,623
"He was handed life
on a silver spoon."
330
00:25:13,015 --> 00:25:14,958
"Gin and tonics at 5:00."
"I'll have the duck."
331
00:25:15,038 --> 00:25:17,575
Blah, blah, blah.
Fake fucking fucks.
332
00:25:19,113 --> 00:25:21,631
But look at me now.
333
00:25:22,023 --> 00:25:26,082
I've located the Bertinelli diamond.
I'm about to own this city.
334
00:25:26,162 --> 00:25:30,054
Not just the East End.
I am thinking big, baby.
335
00:25:30,134 --> 00:25:35,080
And I want you there with me.
We could make our own family.
336
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,988
Mr. Sionis,
the Golden Lions have operated
337
00:25:38,068 --> 00:25:40,070
in Gotham
for nearly 100 years.
338
00:25:41,205 --> 00:25:43,628
We have no need
of your protection.
339
00:25:44,115 --> 00:25:46,579
He's gonna regret that.
340
00:25:55,104 --> 00:25:57,181
Will you sleep on it?
Will you do that for me?
341
00:25:57,261 --> 00:25:59,110
Run it by
that beautiful wife of yours,
342
00:25:59,190 --> 00:26:01,999
and I'll come see you at
the docks, day after tomorrow.
343
00:26:02,079 --> 00:26:04,081
Okay?
344
00:26:10,096 --> 00:26:14,187
This is a man's world
345
00:26:14,267 --> 00:26:16,991
It would be nothing
346
00:26:17,071 --> 00:26:19,073
Without a woman or a girl...
347
00:26:20,157 --> 00:26:23,038
Who's having a good time?
You are.
348
00:26:23,118 --> 00:26:26,040
- Lost in the wilderness...
- Food is good?
349
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:29,148
- Do you need any more cocktails?
- Lost in the bitterness...
350
00:26:29,228 --> 00:26:33,621
- Your good health.
- He's lost in the loneliness...
351
00:26:34,285 --> 00:26:37,082
He's lost
352
00:26:37,162 --> 00:26:40,638
This is a man's world
353
00:26:41,114 --> 00:26:43,713
It wouldn't be nothing
354
00:26:53,165 --> 00:26:57,496
Without a woman or a girl
355
00:26:59,317 --> 00:27:02,167
Canary's been singing
at Roman's club for years.
356
00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:05,169
- Come on!
- He calls her his little bird,
357
00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:09,580
and he's got her wrapped
right around his fancy little finger.
358
00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:17,281
- Here you go, Canary.
- Thank you.
359
00:27:18,146 --> 00:27:20,705
How do you spell "mercenary"?
360
00:27:21,285 --> 00:27:23,520
Merceninny...
361
00:27:24,204 --> 00:27:26,206
Merceran?
362
00:27:32,190 --> 00:27:34,247
Singer lady woman!
363
00:27:34,327 --> 00:27:37,188
You're really, really good.
364
00:27:37,268 --> 00:27:39,270
Yeah.
365
00:27:44,294 --> 00:27:46,769
Know what a harlequin is?
366
00:27:49,164 --> 00:27:51,293
Janky-ass clown
with bad eye makeup?
367
00:27:51,374 --> 00:27:53,254
Oof!
368
00:27:53,334 --> 00:27:55,579
Ouch!
369
00:27:58,339 --> 00:28:01,565
A harlequin's role
370
00:28:02,258 --> 00:28:04,608
is to serve.
371
00:28:05,147 --> 00:28:07,121
An audience.
372
00:28:07,201 --> 00:28:09,582
A master.
373
00:28:11,391 --> 00:28:15,566
You know, a harlequin's
nothing without a master.
374
00:28:17,231 --> 00:28:21,801
And no one gives two fucks
who we are beyond that.
375
00:28:30,388 --> 00:28:34,360
Yeah, I don't know who you think
I am, lady, but I'm not her.
376
00:28:36,310 --> 00:28:38,671
Puddin' and I broke up.
377
00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:48,617
I haven't told that to anyone.
378
00:28:49,342 --> 00:28:51,295
Yeah.
379
00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:53,704
For good this time.
380
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:58,803
And for the first time
in a long time,
381
00:29:00,237 --> 00:29:02,660
I'm all on my lonesome.
382
00:29:07,202 --> 00:29:09,204
It's great.
383
00:29:11,445 --> 00:29:13,764
Welcome to the club.
384
00:29:14,438 --> 00:29:16,318
Thanks.
385
00:29:16,398 --> 00:29:20,332
Hey, don't be lonesome.
How about another drink?
386
00:29:20,412 --> 00:29:22,292
- Yes!
- Yeah?
387
00:29:22,372 --> 00:29:24,179
- Yeah.
- It's on me.
388
00:29:24,259 --> 00:29:26,724
- Sure. Drinks!
- Hey, two shots.
389
00:29:29,357 --> 00:29:31,359
Hey.
390
00:29:40,398 --> 00:29:42,842
We're all good here.
391
00:29:56,246 --> 00:29:58,334
- I don't wanna go home.
- Oh, no? No.
392
00:29:58,414 --> 00:30:00,681
No.
393
00:30:02,283 --> 00:30:04,351
Let me know
if you're gonna get sick.
394
00:30:04,431 --> 00:30:07,290
Your chariot's arrived.
Oh, there you go.
395
00:30:07,370 --> 00:30:10,293
- Are we getting breakfast?
- Hey, buddy, I'm gonna need some help.
396
00:30:10,373 --> 00:30:13,233
This is my friend.
I told you all about...
397
00:30:13,314 --> 00:30:16,821
- Hey, get the door, man. There we go.
- Wait.
398
00:30:17,421 --> 00:30:20,209
- Isn't that Joker's girl?
- Not anymore.
399
00:30:20,289 --> 00:30:23,304
- Got room for one more?
- Hey.
400
00:30:23,385 --> 00:30:25,386
Huh?
401
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,823
I don't need your help.
I got this.
402
00:30:31,372 --> 00:30:33,784
You got this?
You sure about that?
403
00:30:34,311 --> 00:30:36,313
Yeah, no wonder
everyone hates you.
404
00:30:39,347 --> 00:30:41,708
Uh...
405
00:30:51,369 --> 00:30:53,370
You got this!
406
00:30:54,308 --> 00:30:56,773
You motherfucker!
407
00:30:58,385 --> 00:31:00,387
Whoo!
408
00:31:03,358 --> 00:31:05,907
Well, well, well,
well, well, well.
409
00:31:06,444 --> 00:31:09,430
Could that be
our little Miss Lance?
410
00:31:09,510 --> 00:31:12,257
All these years,
I thought she was just a pretty face
411
00:31:12,338 --> 00:31:14,728
and a fine set of lungs.
412
00:31:15,431 --> 00:31:17,353
Ooh.
413
00:31:17,433 --> 00:31:21,900
Mr. Zsasz,
I've had an amazing idea.
414
00:31:29,517 --> 00:31:31,867
That's my little bird.
415
00:31:34,469 --> 00:31:37,945
Don't touch
what you can't afford, mister.
416
00:31:38,390 --> 00:31:40,391
Shut up.
417
00:31:41,381 --> 00:31:43,889
Oh, songbird.
418
00:31:44,457 --> 00:31:46,828
You drive
as good as you fight?
419
00:31:49,368 --> 00:31:52,353
- Who's asking?
- The boss.
420
00:31:52,433 --> 00:31:54,435
You're getting promoted.
421
00:31:56,593 --> 00:31:59,379
- You're his new driver.
- Huh. Thanks,
422
00:31:59,461 --> 00:32:02,393
but I think I'm good
with the singing gig.
423
00:32:02,473 --> 00:32:04,834
You'll be good
at the driving gig.
424
00:32:05,508 --> 00:32:09,515
Be here tomorrow.
9:00 a.m. Sharp.
425
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:12,413
So, that's how Canary
got herself a job
426
00:32:12,493 --> 00:32:14,978
driving around
Gotham's newest Godfather.
427
00:32:15,548 --> 00:32:18,502
A position, I might add,
that wouldn't have been vacant
428
00:32:18,582 --> 00:32:21,871
without the help of yours truly.
429
00:32:28,581 --> 00:32:30,582
Morning.
430
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:44,911
- You're the one who wanted the kid!
- I never wanted her!
431
00:32:46,618 --> 00:32:48,915
Let me guess. Parents?
432
00:32:49,484 --> 00:32:52,479
- Foster parents.
- Right.
433
00:32:52,559 --> 00:32:54,512
Sorry, kid.
434
00:32:54,592 --> 00:32:57,025
Sorry about your face.
435
00:32:57,532 --> 00:33:00,361
Shit, you do have something
on your face.
436
00:33:00,441 --> 00:33:03,906
You should've seen
the other guy.
437
00:33:05,644 --> 00:33:07,513
Uh...
438
00:33:07,593 --> 00:33:10,370
I want that kid out
of my fucking house!
439
00:33:10,450 --> 00:33:12,935
You know, kid, not every day
is gonna be like this.
440
00:33:13,547 --> 00:33:15,938
You just gotta hang in there.
441
00:33:21,595 --> 00:33:23,862
Get something to eat.
442
00:33:24,671 --> 00:33:27,939
Stay outta that.
It's not worth it.
443
00:33:36,546 --> 00:33:38,548
Don't talk to me like that.
444
00:33:40,633 --> 00:33:42,409
Canary spends the next week
445
00:33:42,489 --> 00:33:46,028
settling in to her new job
as Roman's personal driver.
446
00:33:54,677 --> 00:33:56,567
Ew. Okay.
447
00:33:56,647 --> 00:33:59,612
What she didn't know is that
driving Mr. Face-peely-pants
448
00:33:59,692 --> 00:34:02,469
was gonna put her
right in the crosshairs
449
00:34:02,549 --> 00:34:05,024
of my favorite little piggy.
450
00:34:05,593 --> 00:34:08,422
- Dinah Lance?
- Who the hell are you?
451
00:34:08,502 --> 00:34:11,967
I'm Renee Montoya,
detective with GCPD.
452
00:34:14,497 --> 00:34:18,025
Your predecessor
and I had an arrangement.
453
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:19,557
Oh, really?
454
00:34:19,637 --> 00:34:23,999
He told me that there was a
shipment coming in. A diamond.
455
00:34:24,485 --> 00:34:26,487
A very special diamond.
456
00:34:27,592 --> 00:34:30,974
Yeah, not interested, lady.
Thanks for the coffee.
457
00:34:32,597 --> 00:34:34,598
Do you know
who you're working for?
458
00:34:34,723 --> 00:34:38,543
Damn right, I do. He's the man who
gave me a job. Took me off the streets.
459
00:34:38,623 --> 00:34:41,503
Yeah, well, he's also
a very dangerous man.
460
00:34:41,584 --> 00:34:44,464
A criminal. A murderer.
461
00:34:44,544 --> 00:34:47,568
What would your mother think of you
working for a guy like that, huh?
462
00:34:47,683 --> 00:34:51,659
You have the same power she had. Don't
you think she would want you to use it?
463
00:34:51,739 --> 00:34:53,639
The hell do you know
about my mother?
464
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,673
Back in the day,
she used to help the GCPD.
465
00:34:56,753 --> 00:34:59,134
- She was a good woman.
- Yeah.
466
00:34:59,652 --> 00:35:01,657
She was a damn good woman.
467
00:35:01,737 --> 00:35:05,922
The kind of woman who put
everyone else's lives before her own.
468
00:35:06,533 --> 00:35:08,632
And when she was found
dead in the street,
469
00:35:08,712 --> 00:35:12,136
where the fuck were you
and your boys in blue then?
470
00:35:12,757 --> 00:35:16,670
Now you wanna come and knock on
my door and ask me to help you out
471
00:35:16,750 --> 00:35:19,132
and make
the same mistake she did?
472
00:35:20,713 --> 00:35:24,032
Yeah. Good luck with that.
473
00:35:24,757 --> 00:35:29,130
That's fair enough.
And I'm sorry for your loss.
474
00:35:30,585 --> 00:35:32,587
For the record,
475
00:35:32,723 --> 00:35:36,188
that would never happen
on my watch.
476
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:41,173
The Sprang Bridge
Soldiers capituated.
477
00:35:41,637 --> 00:35:44,155
"Capitulated."
Of course they did.
478
00:35:44,547 --> 00:35:46,980
I told you that Keo scene
would send a message.
479
00:35:47,685 --> 00:35:51,577
It sure did, boss.
It sure fucking did.
480
00:35:51,657 --> 00:35:54,132
Crossbow Killer
481
00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:58,698
struck again last night.
Rossi and four of his guys.
482
00:35:58,778 --> 00:36:01,700
People don't kill people I own
without my permission.
483
00:36:01,780 --> 00:36:03,702
Why doesn't this crossbow guy
know that?
484
00:36:03,782 --> 00:36:05,611
- You know that!
- I know it.
485
00:36:05,691 --> 00:36:08,644
Why doesn't this crossbow guy?
Why don't I own the crossbow guy?
486
00:36:08,725 --> 00:36:11,168
- You should own him.
- I mean, I like crossbows.
487
00:36:11,768 --> 00:36:13,711
Oh, good morning.
Good morning.
488
00:36:13,791 --> 00:36:15,672
- Morning.
- Come in. Come in.
489
00:36:15,752 --> 00:36:18,580
We're just finishing up a
little business. Look around.
490
00:36:18,660 --> 00:36:20,613
- You're late.
- It's fine.
491
00:36:20,693 --> 00:36:22,605
Should she come back another
time, 'cause she's late?
492
00:36:22,685 --> 00:36:25,045
No. Isn't this stunning?
493
00:36:26,594 --> 00:36:29,236
That is a Chokwe mask.
494
00:36:29,753 --> 00:36:32,645
I got it when I was embedded
with the Mbangani tribe
495
00:36:32,725 --> 00:36:34,689
in Congo-Kinshasa.
Have you ever been?
496
00:36:34,769 --> 00:36:37,524
I've never been.
I've heard it's beautiful.
497
00:36:37,604 --> 00:36:42,737
It's dirty. Here, look at this.
Genuine tsantsa or shrunken head.
498
00:36:42,817 --> 00:36:46,553
Shuar of Ecuador. They're
amazing people. Surprisingly gentle.
499
00:36:46,633 --> 00:36:48,576
- I think you might like them.
- Really?
500
00:36:48,656 --> 00:36:52,621
They boil the heads of their enemies
and they make these little fellas.
501
00:36:52,701 --> 00:36:54,592
- Exquisite, aren't they? Look.
- Mmm-hmm.
502
00:36:54,672 --> 00:36:57,667
Look at those little ears.
And his little haircut.
503
00:36:57,747 --> 00:36:59,658
- Yeah, he's 1,000 years old.
- Wow.
504
00:36:59,738 --> 00:37:01,608
And now he's just an ornament
in my living room.
505
00:37:01,688 --> 00:37:03,662
- Ew! I love it.
- Yeah?
506
00:37:03,742 --> 00:37:05,611
These are
ancient acupuncture models.
507
00:37:05,691 --> 00:37:07,790
As you can see, they have
all the acupuncture points.
508
00:37:07,870 --> 00:37:11,273
And we found these
buried in the mountains.
509
00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:14,609
Ace Chemicals
got blown sky high last night.
510
00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:18,103
All right, all right, let's find
the Crossbow Killer. I get it.
511
00:37:18,662 --> 00:37:21,720
- Is he an acupuncture model, too?
- He is not an acupuncture model.
512
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,796
This is a statue of me. It was made
by a very famous Gotham artist...
513
00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:27,195
Harley Quinn did it.
514
00:37:27,805 --> 00:37:30,270
Some kind of "fuck you"
to the Joker.
515
00:37:30,787 --> 00:37:32,789
They split.
516
00:37:32,893 --> 00:37:35,223
What's wrong with you, Victor?
517
00:37:35,781 --> 00:37:38,746
- Talk about burying the lede.
- Yeah.
518
00:37:38,826 --> 00:37:41,300
This is spectacular news!
519
00:37:41,839 --> 00:37:44,283
She doesn't belong to him,
she belongs to me.
520
00:37:44,674 --> 00:37:47,733
Have the boys go find her. Round her up,
bring her back. I want her.
521
00:37:47,813 --> 00:37:49,745
You, I have something
I want you to pick me up.
522
00:37:49,825 --> 00:37:52,290
Something super-duper
important, okay?
523
00:37:52,314 --> 00:37:54,552
- I'll go with you.
- Yeah, go with Victor.
524
00:37:54,633 --> 00:37:56,814
- It's just a pickup.
- No, he's harmless.
525
00:37:56,894 --> 00:37:59,244
Do as you're told. Go.
526
00:38:13,773 --> 00:38:16,780
- All right. We can go.
- I'll take that.
527
00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:20,739
- Mr. S said for me to hold on to it.
- Go get your car.
528
00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:25,840
That rock. That rock's
about to become the key
529
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:30,188
to whether or not I live to
enjoy my newfound independence.
530
00:38:33,739 --> 00:38:36,683
- Get off me.
- What the hell are you doing here?
531
00:38:36,763 --> 00:38:40,172
You're not the only one who makes
money off of dumb, rich, white people.
532
00:38:40,253 --> 00:38:43,731
Well, you know what? One day you're
gonna pick the wrong pocket, sis.
533
00:38:43,811 --> 00:38:46,244
Okay. Whatever.
534
00:38:48,857 --> 00:38:51,238
Dumb-ass kids.
535
00:38:52,839 --> 00:38:55,169
Excuse me. Sorry.
536
00:39:04,809 --> 00:39:08,274
- I really like your earrings.
- Why, thank you.
537
00:39:09,824 --> 00:39:12,153
There's the thief.
There's the thief.
538
00:39:13,942 --> 00:39:17,835
- Get off of me!
- That little girl took my watch.
539
00:39:17,915 --> 00:39:20,233
I didn't do nothing.
540
00:39:22,783 --> 00:39:25,769
Where the fuck's the diamond?
I just fucking had it.
541
00:39:25,849 --> 00:39:27,851
Cass!
542
00:39:28,987 --> 00:39:30,710
Wait!
543
00:39:30,790 --> 00:39:32,792
Wait, wait!
544
00:39:32,990 --> 00:39:34,756
Halt!
545
00:39:34,836 --> 00:39:36,838
Fuck!
546
00:39:55,980 --> 00:40:00,893
In the storytelling business,
this dummy swallowing that diamond
547
00:40:00,973 --> 00:40:03,964
is called a complication.
548
00:40:04,914 --> 00:40:09,203
A complication I didn't
exactly need right now.
549
00:40:11,805 --> 00:40:13,807
Parley?
550
00:40:15,903 --> 00:40:18,888
- We lost the diamond.
- What?
551
00:40:18,968 --> 00:40:20,858
We're really sorry, Mr. S.
This kid...
552
00:40:20,938 --> 00:40:23,372
We never even
got our hands on it.
553
00:40:24,828 --> 00:40:26,759
Ow!
554
00:40:26,839 --> 00:40:28,813
Help!
555
00:40:28,893 --> 00:40:32,017
Get out! Get out of here!
You, too! Go!
556
00:40:32,098 --> 00:40:35,383
With your fucking sage
stinking my place up. Fuck off!
557
00:40:35,816 --> 00:40:37,977
- Here she is.
- She's a child!
558
00:40:38,057 --> 00:40:40,793
- She's just a kid.
- She's... What?
559
00:40:40,873 --> 00:40:42,899
We have Harley Quinn
downstairs, as requested.
560
00:40:42,979 --> 00:40:45,922
Fuck off! Get out.
Fucking out!
561
00:40:46,003 --> 00:40:49,759
Fuck! These are my things.
This diamond is my things.
562
00:40:49,839 --> 00:40:52,866
My things! Fucking fuck!
I don't ask for much, do I?
563
00:40:52,946 --> 00:40:54,784
- No.
- Why is this happening to me?
564
00:40:54,864 --> 00:40:56,866
Why?
565
00:40:57,836 --> 00:41:01,906
I'm gonna get your diamond back.
I promise.
566
00:41:01,986 --> 00:41:07,339
Why don't we go downstairs
and kill that Harley bitch?
567
00:41:08,053 --> 00:41:10,414
Blow off a little steam.
568
00:41:10,931 --> 00:41:13,489
Yeah, I have wanted to do that
for quite some time.
569
00:41:15,081 --> 00:41:18,380
Okay. I'll go get changed.
570
00:41:33,087 --> 00:41:35,374
Shit, Cass.
571
00:41:40,061 --> 00:41:43,485
I don't care what it
takes, I want my diamond back.
572
00:41:43,877 --> 00:41:45,913
We're working on it.
573
00:41:45,993 --> 00:41:49,282
Now, let's go have a little fun.
574
00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:58,049
Harleen Quinzel.
575
00:41:58,129 --> 00:42:00,131
Whoo!
576
00:42:01,007 --> 00:42:03,008
Hiya, Romy.
577
00:42:03,926 --> 00:42:05,983
Do you know why you're here?
Hmm?
578
00:42:06,063 --> 00:42:07,975
When it comes to
me and Roman Sionis,
579
00:42:08,055 --> 00:42:10,467
there are a lot of possible
answers to this question.
580
00:42:10,954 --> 00:42:13,865
Breaking his driver's legs. There's
that time I called it an "expresso."
581
00:42:13,945 --> 00:42:16,410
Having a vagina in the first
place pisses this guy off.
582
00:42:20,129 --> 00:42:22,998
Constantly interrupting him,
like I'm doing right now.
583
00:42:23,078 --> 00:42:25,333
- You're here because...
- Oh, God, stop.
584
00:42:25,432 --> 00:42:29,067
You're gonna do that thing where you open
up a weird-ass case of torture devices
585
00:42:29,147 --> 00:42:33,039
while inexplicably detailing your
master plan and how I don't fit into it.
586
00:42:33,119 --> 00:42:36,052
- I'm building a better...
- Seriously, you don't have to. Really!
587
00:42:36,132 --> 00:42:39,355
You're building a criminal empire because
Daddy kicked you out of Janus Corp.
588
00:42:39,392 --> 00:42:41,025
And you think this is a big
"fuck you," but in actuality
589
00:42:41,106 --> 00:42:43,016
it's a very misguided attempt
to win back his respect.
590
00:42:43,096 --> 00:42:46,895
I get it. You're really not
as complicated as you think.
591
00:42:46,975 --> 00:42:48,918
And you're really not as
clever as you think, because
592
00:42:48,998 --> 00:42:50,971
- now I'm gonna slice your...
- Oh, Jesus Christmas.
593
00:42:51,051 --> 00:42:54,119
Now you're gonna say that you
wanna kill me to set an example.
594
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:57,492
- Christ, you're boring.
- I wanna kill you...
595
00:42:57,573 --> 00:43:00,471
- Shit.
- ...because without the Joker around,
596
00:43:01,988 --> 00:43:03,990
I can.
597
00:43:06,138 --> 00:43:10,948
For all your noise and bluster,
you're just a silly little girl
598
00:43:11,028 --> 00:43:13,690
with no one around
to protect her.
599
00:43:17,578 --> 00:43:19,281
- Whoa. Wait.
- What?
600
00:43:19,368 --> 00:43:21,019
- Don't kill me.
- Ha! Right.
601
00:43:21,099 --> 00:43:24,919
No, no, no. Seriously. Romy, Roman.
Come on. There's gotta be something,
602
00:43:24,999 --> 00:43:27,001
something we can figure out.
Hey!
603
00:43:27,116 --> 00:43:29,120
Wait, wait!
You lost something, right?
604
00:43:29,201 --> 00:43:33,069
You lost something.
I heard you say it. A diamond.
605
00:43:37,979 --> 00:43:39,981
Yeah.
606
00:43:40,127 --> 00:43:42,122
I can help you find it.
607
00:43:42,202 --> 00:43:45,594
Seriously. Look in my pocket.
608
00:43:48,989 --> 00:43:50,991
Other pocket.
609
00:43:59,133 --> 00:44:01,055
I'm starting up
my own business.
610
00:44:01,135 --> 00:44:03,137
See what it says?
Second from the bottom.
611
00:44:07,099 --> 00:44:09,522
I know the East End
better than anybody.
612
00:44:10,133 --> 00:44:13,066
You want this diamond back?
I'm your gal.
613
00:44:13,146 --> 00:44:16,944
Mr. J once lost a rare photograph
of a nude Eleanor Roosevelt,
614
00:44:17,024 --> 00:44:19,061
and I found it in a bird's
nest in Robinson Park.
615
00:44:19,141 --> 00:44:21,125
If you let me go,
616
00:44:21,205 --> 00:44:25,129
just for now,
I'll get you that rock back.
617
00:44:25,209 --> 00:44:27,632
What have you got to lose?
If your boys find it first,
618
00:44:28,024 --> 00:44:29,575
swear to God,
you can kill me later.
619
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:32,073
Pinky swear.
Cross my heart, hope to fart.
620
00:44:32,153 --> 00:44:34,155
You're so tiresome!
621
00:44:35,145 --> 00:44:40,142
If you want my mercy, shut that hole
in the middle of your face and listen.
622
00:44:40,222 --> 00:44:43,511
You're gonna
get me my diamond.
623
00:44:49,137 --> 00:44:54,040
A kiss on the hand
May be quite continental
624
00:44:54,121 --> 00:44:57,680
But diamonds are
a girl's best friend
625
00:44:59,073 --> 00:45:01,203
A kiss may be grand
626
00:45:01,283 --> 00:45:05,666
But it won't pay the rental
On your humble flat
627
00:45:06,058 --> 00:45:08,680
Or help you at the automat
628
00:45:11,146 --> 00:45:13,067
Diamonds
629
00:45:13,148 --> 00:45:14,089
I will be waiting.
630
00:45:14,169 --> 00:45:15,121
Diamonds
631
00:45:15,201 --> 00:45:16,164
Diamonds
632
00:45:16,244 --> 00:45:18,083
The diamond.
633
00:45:18,163 --> 00:45:19,156
Diamonds
634
00:45:19,236 --> 00:45:21,231
Romy, Roman.
635
00:45:21,311 --> 00:45:23,557
I will be waiting.
636
00:45:25,127 --> 00:45:26,183
But diamonds
637
00:45:26,263 --> 00:45:29,552
Diamonds are a girl's best
638
00:45:33,176 --> 00:45:35,579
I'll give you till midnight.
639
00:45:36,241 --> 00:45:39,216
And then I'm gonna peel off
that pretty face
640
00:45:39,296 --> 00:45:41,625
and pickle it.
641
00:45:42,153 --> 00:45:44,154
Okay?
642
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:49,246
Call me old-fashioned,
but I always thought the guy
643
00:45:49,326 --> 00:45:51,645
was meant to
get the girl a diamond.
644
00:45:56,332 --> 00:45:59,234
I won't let you down, Romy.
I promise.
645
00:45:59,314 --> 00:46:01,257
Let's make it half a mil.
646
00:46:01,337 --> 00:46:04,071
It's more fun
if she's got competition.
647
00:46:04,151 --> 00:46:06,752
Send it to
every mercenary in Gotham.
648
00:46:07,227 --> 00:46:09,191
Oh, hey, you're that singer
no one listens to.
649
00:46:09,271 --> 00:46:11,725
Hey, you're the asshole
no one likes.
650
00:46:29,279 --> 00:46:32,169
Jesus. Who the fuck is this?
What?
651
00:46:32,249 --> 00:46:35,131
We've got a situation.
This kid, she's got the diamond.
652
00:46:35,211 --> 00:46:37,122
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
653
00:46:37,202 --> 00:46:39,204
Holy fuck.
654
00:46:42,175 --> 00:46:44,066
Where can I find
Cassandra Cain?
655
00:46:44,146 --> 00:46:46,148
Okay. Now we're good.
656
00:46:49,286 --> 00:46:51,287
Cell seven.
657
00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:57,797
Thanks, doll. You're a peach.
658
00:47:00,316 --> 00:47:02,318
Hey, I know that guy.
659
00:47:20,396 --> 00:47:23,266
Access denied. Access denied.
660
00:47:23,346 --> 00:47:25,728
Access denied. Access denied.
661
00:47:26,391 --> 00:47:28,208
Access denied.
Access denied. Denied.
662
00:47:28,288 --> 00:47:31,628
Denied. Denied. Denied.
Denied. Denied. Denied.
663
00:47:34,304 --> 00:47:36,644
Hmm. Perfect.
664
00:47:51,371 --> 00:47:54,336
- Hold up, hold up. Remember me?
- She stole my car!
665
00:47:54,416 --> 00:47:56,191
- Harley Quinn.
- Hey, Quinn!
666
00:47:56,271 --> 00:47:58,141
- Let us out, see what happens.
- Don't mind me, guys.
667
00:47:58,221 --> 00:48:00,164
- You killed my chinchilla!
- Here for the kid.
668
00:48:00,244 --> 00:48:02,176
What's up, girl?
You're the reason I'm in here!
669
00:48:02,256 --> 00:48:05,199
- Yeah, sorry about that.
- You're dead!
670
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,254
- I'm gonna kill you, Quinn!
- Hey, kid.
671
00:48:08,334 --> 00:48:10,371
- You're that psycho from the roller derby.
- Yeah, yeah.
672
00:48:10,451 --> 00:48:13,224
- Are you Cassandra Cain?
- Yeah.
673
00:48:25,361 --> 00:48:27,362
I need to know where...
674
00:48:38,247 --> 00:48:41,302
- Hold, please.
- Harley...
675
00:50:01,425 --> 00:50:03,427
Hmm.
676
00:50:06,482 --> 00:50:08,749
I got you, you little shit.
677
00:50:09,495 --> 00:50:11,496
Who are you guys?
678
00:50:12,414 --> 00:50:14,416
Go, go, go.
679
00:50:16,501 --> 00:50:18,503
Keep the kid alive.
680
00:51:16,493 --> 00:51:18,494
Mmm!
681
00:52:19,580 --> 00:52:21,582
A little help.
682
00:52:27,587 --> 00:52:29,589
Mmm...
683
00:52:39,567 --> 00:52:41,917
Does she have to keep running?
684
00:53:10,522 --> 00:53:13,132
Roman,
you trustafarian fuckbag.
685
00:53:15,557 --> 00:53:17,573
- You!
- You!
686
00:53:17,653 --> 00:53:19,951
Step away from the kid.
687
00:53:20,604 --> 00:53:24,423
- Drop it.
- The phone?
688
00:53:24,503 --> 00:53:26,505
Sure.
689
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:41,601
Mmm.
690
00:54:00,535 --> 00:54:02,457
Whoa.
691
00:54:02,537 --> 00:54:06,013
Oh, good. You're awake.
Toss that for me, will ya?
692
00:54:18,750 --> 00:54:21,536
What the fuck?
693
00:54:21,616 --> 00:54:23,517
Who did I just blow up?
694
00:54:23,597 --> 00:54:25,540
Either someone
who wants me dead,
695
00:54:25,620 --> 00:54:28,991
or someone looking to collect the
half-million dollar reward on your head.
696
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,503
- Half a million dollars?
- Yeah.
697
00:54:32,583 --> 00:54:35,090
Do I look like I'm
worth half a million dollars?
698
00:54:35,576 --> 00:54:37,497
- Not really.
- You've got the wrong kid.
699
00:54:37,578 --> 00:54:40,719
- Now, uncuff me.
- Oh, sure.
700
00:54:40,799 --> 00:54:44,636
- As soon as you give me the diamond.
- What diamond?
701
00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:52,664
Fuck you!
702
00:54:53,665 --> 00:54:55,667
Look at me.
703
00:54:57,721 --> 00:55:01,561
What? I don't know
nothing about no diamond.
704
00:55:01,641 --> 00:55:03,646
The inflection in your voice,
the way you can't hold eye contact,
705
00:55:03,726 --> 00:55:05,544
and the fact that
you're a filthy little thief,
706
00:55:05,624 --> 00:55:09,557
all suggest that you do. Now, you
can give it to me, or I can give you
707
00:55:09,637 --> 00:55:12,758
to the man that diamond belongs to. But
trust me when I say, you're not gonna like
708
00:55:12,838 --> 00:55:15,001
what he's gonna do to ya.
709
00:55:15,602 --> 00:55:18,129
Now, hand it over.
710
00:55:18,666 --> 00:55:21,131
Yeah, not gonna happen.
711
00:55:22,628 --> 00:55:24,728
- Come again?
- I said I can't.
712
00:55:24,808 --> 00:55:27,378
- One more time.
- I can't give it to you.
713
00:55:27,713 --> 00:55:30,223
- Why not?
- Because I ate it, okay?
714
00:55:37,641 --> 00:55:39,643
Yes.
715
00:55:39,727 --> 00:55:42,122
What are we even doing here?
716
00:55:42,140 --> 00:55:45,028
There are two ways that
diamond's coming outta ya.
717
00:55:45,669 --> 00:55:47,671
This way,
718
00:55:47,859 --> 00:55:50,125
or this way.
719
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:55,647
That's what I thought.
Also, I'm outta groceries.
720
00:55:58,723 --> 00:56:02,053
So, how long you been
a mercenary?
721
00:56:02,654 --> 00:56:04,321
Hey, where did you get...
722
00:56:04,383 --> 00:56:06,586
You're so busy
looking at my right hand,
723
00:56:06,678 --> 00:56:08,569
you haven't even
thought about my left...
724
00:56:08,649 --> 00:56:11,051
Your left hand is
cuffed to mine.
725
00:56:14,810 --> 00:56:17,171
I'll have to learn that one.
726
00:56:17,802 --> 00:56:19,662
Can we get this?
727
00:56:19,742 --> 00:56:21,789
You're not gonna try
to run, are you?
728
00:56:21,869 --> 00:56:24,302
Look, if there's really
a half mil on my head,
729
00:56:24,694 --> 00:56:27,679
I figure I'm better off with the person
who's not gonna cut me open.
730
00:56:27,759 --> 00:56:30,651
Fine. But if you try to run,
I will kill you.
731
00:56:30,731 --> 00:56:33,175
I do not care
that you're a kid.
732
00:56:35,756 --> 00:56:37,758
I saw that.
733
00:56:37,852 --> 00:56:40,754
Seriously though,
how'd you get to be here?
734
00:56:40,834 --> 00:56:44,310
I mean,
shopping at fancy-ass stores,
735
00:56:44,701 --> 00:56:47,822
you're making bank,
you have your own business.
736
00:56:47,902 --> 00:56:52,639
How'd you do it? Come on, tell me.
Woman to woman.
737
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:56,674
Being a pickpocket's fine and
all, but I got real potential.
738
00:56:56,754 --> 00:56:58,687
I mean, how do I be like you?
739
00:56:58,767 --> 00:57:02,315
Well, except for the crazy
part. But other than that.
740
00:57:02,811 --> 00:57:05,776
Number one, no one is like me.
741
00:57:05,856 --> 00:57:08,831
If you wanted to even come close,
you would have to go to medical school.
742
00:57:08,911 --> 00:57:13,710
Become a psychiatrist, work in an
asylum. Fall in love with your patient,
743
00:57:13,790 --> 00:57:16,775
break said patient out of said asylum.
Begin a life of crime.
744
00:57:16,855 --> 00:57:18,861
Jump into a vat of chemicals
to prove yourself to a madman.
745
00:57:18,941 --> 00:57:20,821
Get arrested by the Batman.
746
00:57:20,901 --> 00:57:22,749
Go back to jail, get out of
jail with a bomb on your neck.
747
00:57:22,829 --> 00:57:24,647
Save the world, go back to
jail, and break out of jail
748
00:57:24,727 --> 00:57:26,784
before breaking up
with the aforementioned madman
749
00:57:26,864 --> 00:57:29,173
and going out on your own.
750
00:57:31,733 --> 00:57:34,885
Number two...
Six bucks for tap water
751
00:57:34,965 --> 00:57:38,855
with a fucking cucumber stick in it?
That's crazy.
752
00:57:39,824 --> 00:57:42,226
I'm not shopping
at this store.
753
00:57:43,838 --> 00:57:47,897
I'm robbing this store.
Consider this your first lesson.
754
00:57:47,977 --> 00:57:51,151
Paying is for dummies.
755
00:57:56,871 --> 00:57:58,667
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
756
00:57:58,747 --> 00:58:00,749
Move it!
757
00:58:05,764 --> 00:58:07,766
Whoops. Ah...
758
00:58:08,996 --> 00:58:12,316
This is Doc's Place.
And this is Doc.
759
00:58:14,876 --> 00:58:16,767
Lotus flower!
760
00:58:16,847 --> 00:58:18,925
- Hiya, Doc. How are ya?
- Good.
761
00:58:19,005 --> 00:58:21,719
He's the Taiwanese grandpa
I never had.
762
00:58:21,799 --> 00:58:24,920
He knows everything and everyone. Nothing
happens around here, let me tell you,
763
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:29,393
without Doc knowing about it.
And he happens to be the only person
764
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:31,811
who actually cares about me.
765
00:58:31,891 --> 00:58:33,730
- I do?
- Yes, you do.
766
00:58:33,810 --> 00:58:36,910
She's been ordering #32
with extra chili for many years.
767
00:58:36,990 --> 00:58:40,746
Lesson number two,
you always want extra chili with #32.
768
00:58:40,826 --> 00:58:42,725
So you don't have
to taste his cooking.
769
00:58:42,750 --> 00:58:45,345
Lotus flower, you have to get
upstairs before someone sees.
770
00:58:45,810 --> 00:58:50,214
- Everyone's looking for you. And you.
- We know.
771
00:58:50,294 --> 00:58:53,310
I'm telling you, if you want
boys to respect you,
772
00:58:53,390 --> 00:58:55,760
you have to show them
that you're serious.
773
00:58:56,289 --> 00:58:58,805
Blow something up.
Shoot someone.
774
00:58:59,458 --> 00:59:01,902
Nothing gets a guy's attention
like violence.
775
00:59:02,294 --> 00:59:04,268
Shut that door. Lock it.
776
00:59:04,348 --> 00:59:06,802
Keep your sticky paws
to yourself, okay?
777
00:59:17,349 --> 00:59:20,460
This place... Well, it ain't much,
but it's better than a prison cell.
778
00:59:20,540 --> 00:59:22,858
...is so fucking dope.
779
00:59:24,501 --> 00:59:27,445
Oh, shit. Is that
a hyena in a bathtub?
780
00:59:27,525 --> 00:59:30,886
I named him Bruce after
that hunky Wayne guy.
781
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,429
He's my little dumpling,
aren't you?
782
00:59:33,509 --> 00:59:37,955
Aren't you, my little baby?
Aren't you, Brucey? Yes.
783
00:59:38,347 --> 00:59:40,348
I love you.
784
00:59:41,474 --> 00:59:44,491
I never said that.
I love you both equally.
785
00:59:44,571 --> 00:59:49,747
Who, that? It's Cass.
786
00:59:51,535 --> 00:59:53,537
You're so pretty.
787
00:59:55,352 --> 00:59:57,354
Who's this?
788
00:59:57,437 --> 00:59:59,369
It's a beaver.
789
00:59:59,449 --> 01:00:01,451
Hmm.
790
01:00:03,359 --> 01:00:07,784
Does Brucey want a treat?
Does Brucey want a treat?
791
01:00:09,416 --> 01:00:11,418
What's this?
792
01:00:14,452 --> 01:00:16,833
It's art. Don't touch.
793
01:00:19,467 --> 01:00:21,472
He your ex or something?
794
01:00:21,552 --> 01:00:23,850
You don't know who that is?
795
01:00:24,576 --> 01:00:26,331
The Joker.
796
01:00:26,411 --> 01:00:30,490
The Clown Prince of Crime?
My former partner in madness?
797
01:00:30,570 --> 01:00:33,348
The Harlequin of Hate?
The Jester of Genocide?
798
01:00:33,428 --> 01:00:37,852
- You've never heard of him?
- Well, sounds like a dick.
799
01:00:40,496 --> 01:00:42,498
Huh.
800
01:00:51,527 --> 01:00:53,529
Milk.
801
01:01:03,496 --> 01:01:07,378
I'm not going soft
or nothing, but I gotta admit,
802
01:01:07,458 --> 01:01:09,913
it was kinda nice
having the kid around.
803
01:01:20,522 --> 01:01:23,393
Give me a #32. Mild.
804
01:01:23,473 --> 01:01:25,864
Uh... Yeah, sure.
805
01:01:28,904 --> 01:01:33,683
{\an8}I've been told that you know all
the scum of this disgusting city.
806
01:01:34,323 --> 01:01:36,658
{\an8}I need you to help me find someone.
807
01:01:41,571 --> 01:01:44,974
{\an8}I know everybody,
apparently, except for you.
808
01:01:46,554 --> 01:01:49,863
- Who are you?
- They call me...
809
01:01:51,538 --> 01:01:52,480
H...
810
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:54,491
My bad.
I should've introduced you.
811
01:01:54,571 --> 01:01:56,573
I'll make it quick.
812
01:02:00,484 --> 01:02:05,481
Meet the daughter of the richest,
most powerful Mafia don in Gotham City.
813
01:02:05,561 --> 01:02:08,078
Helena Bertinelli.
814
01:02:08,470 --> 01:02:10,966
Yep, that Bertinelli.
815
01:02:12,536 --> 01:02:16,106
One day, she comes home to find
her whole family in the living room.
816
01:02:16,498 --> 01:02:18,500
Momma.
817
01:02:19,584 --> 01:02:23,978
Anyone and everyone with
Bertinelli blood is there.
818
01:02:25,620 --> 01:02:28,606
Oh, and that?
That's Stefano Galante.
819
01:02:28,686 --> 01:02:32,986
The guy making the play
for the Bertinelli turf and fortune.
820
01:02:56,586 --> 01:02:59,623
When one of the goons
finds the kid alive,
821
01:02:59,703 --> 01:03:04,492
the big softy sneaks her outta
there and hides her away in Sicily.
822
01:03:04,572 --> 01:03:08,520
Where she is raised by his own
father and brother.
823
01:03:08,601 --> 01:03:10,757
Both assassins.
824
01:03:17,563 --> 01:03:21,957
She spends the next 15 years
thinking only of revenge.
825
01:03:22,588 --> 01:03:24,590
So, she starts training.
826
01:03:25,768 --> 01:03:28,545
When she was ready,
and by "ready" I mean
827
01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:35,624
a badass motherfucking killing
machine, she moves back to Gotham.
828
01:03:35,704 --> 01:03:37,706
Starts working
on that kill list.
829
01:03:45,755 --> 01:03:48,178
She has the murder stuff down,
but the rest?
830
01:03:48,569 --> 01:03:51,701
Do you know who I am?
Do you know who I am?
831
01:03:51,781 --> 01:03:53,783
Still a work in progress.
832
01:03:55,743 --> 01:03:59,489
- Do you know who I am?
- The Crossbow Killer.
833
01:03:59,569 --> 01:04:02,565
- They call me...
- The Crossbow Killer.
834
01:04:02,645 --> 01:04:06,704
- They call me...
- The Crossbow Killer?
835
01:04:06,784 --> 01:04:08,978
They call me...
836
01:04:11,653 --> 01:04:15,546
- Huntress.
- She calls herself Huntress.
837
01:04:15,626 --> 01:04:18,111
Fucking fabulous, if you ask me.
838
01:04:18,617 --> 01:04:21,124
And who are you looking for?
839
01:04:27,594 --> 01:04:30,527
- Great club.
- Quinn got the girl.
840
01:04:30,607 --> 01:04:34,083
- And?
- And they disappeared.
841
01:04:35,685 --> 01:04:38,046
Fuck!
842
01:04:38,771 --> 01:04:40,773
Fuck!
843
01:04:46,779 --> 01:04:49,045
What is she laughing at?
844
01:04:50,646 --> 01:04:52,766
- Is she laughing at me?
- She is.
845
01:04:52,846 --> 01:04:55,216
No, she's not. She's...
846
01:04:55,221 --> 01:04:57,635
What are you laughing at,
Erika?
847
01:04:57,673 --> 01:05:01,753
- You gotta hear this. It's hilarious.
- Get on the table.
848
01:05:01,833 --> 01:05:03,599
- Oh.
- Ooh.
849
01:05:03,679 --> 01:05:06,039
You're being a total kook.
850
01:05:06,775 --> 01:05:09,052
Get on the fucking table.
851
01:05:10,695 --> 01:05:13,274
This is my club. Get up now.
852
01:05:13,834 --> 01:05:16,059
- Okay.
- Now.
853
01:05:17,858 --> 01:05:20,051
Whoa.
854
01:05:21,757 --> 01:05:23,759
Now, dance.
855
01:05:28,836 --> 01:05:31,270
Dance. Dance, Erika!
856
01:05:31,662 --> 01:05:33,663
Okay.
857
01:05:40,691 --> 01:05:43,187
This dress is fucking hideous.
858
01:05:44,746 --> 01:05:46,748
Take it off.
859
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:49,762
Take your dress off.
860
01:05:51,711 --> 01:05:54,103
Get up there
and fucking cut it off her.
861
01:05:54,745 --> 01:05:56,740
Do it now!
862
01:05:56,820 --> 01:06:00,806
Take her fucking dress off.
Just rip it off her. Hurry up!
863
01:06:00,886 --> 01:06:05,779
- Hurry up! Fucking do it.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
864
01:06:05,859 --> 01:06:07,861
Do it.
865
01:06:10,728 --> 01:06:13,328
Yeah. Beautiful.
866
01:06:28,838 --> 01:06:31,334
You wouldn't betray me,
would you?
867
01:06:33,811 --> 01:06:35,785
I was just gonna
go look for the girl.
868
01:06:35,865 --> 01:06:38,429
Oh, no, no, no. I want you to
stay here with me.
869
01:06:38,483 --> 01:06:41,135
I want you to stay here
with me close.
870
01:06:41,745 --> 01:06:44,231
You soothe me, little bird.
871
01:06:58,740 --> 01:07:00,849
Oh, good. You got it.
Did you trace the messages?
872
01:07:00,930 --> 01:07:03,716
You stole evidence
from an active crime scene,
873
01:07:03,796 --> 01:07:07,824
and then had it sent to my office.
Renee, what were you thinking?
874
01:07:07,904 --> 01:07:12,787
Roman is the one that put a price
on the kid's head. Okay? I had to.
875
01:07:12,867 --> 01:07:15,790
- I can't get into it right now...
- Renee, you need help.
876
01:07:15,870 --> 01:07:19,761
- What are you talking about?
- She's right.
877
01:07:20,811 --> 01:07:24,256
You are a good cop, Montoya,
but you've lost your way.
878
01:07:24,930 --> 01:07:26,748
What?
879
01:07:26,828 --> 01:07:29,875
I'm sorry. Okay?
You gave me no choice.
880
01:07:29,955 --> 01:07:32,295
- Did you sell me out?
- I'm sorry.
881
01:07:32,843 --> 01:07:34,845
You're suspended.
882
01:07:35,001 --> 01:07:37,403
Your badge and your gun, now.
883
01:07:41,830 --> 01:07:44,878
If you've ever watched
any cop movie ever,
884
01:07:44,958 --> 01:07:47,755
you know that
this is when shit gets real.
885
01:07:47,835 --> 01:07:53,376
What's the point of the badge,
when it means fuck all anyway?
886
01:07:55,791 --> 01:07:57,702
Right, Captain?
887
01:07:57,782 --> 01:08:01,405
No cop ever gets anything done
until after they've been suspended.
888
01:08:03,871 --> 01:08:08,317
Which would've had me worried,
only I had more pressing concerns.
889
01:08:08,823 --> 01:08:12,289
And that is why you should never
partake in paying federal income taxes.
890
01:08:12,879 --> 01:08:14,881
Hey, you'll ruin your nails.
891
01:08:17,883 --> 01:08:20,921
- Thank you.
- Anyway, lesson 37.
892
01:08:21,001 --> 01:08:23,003
Why...
893
01:08:23,952 --> 01:08:28,771
- You said they wouldn't find us.
- Chillax. No one knows we're here.
894
01:08:28,851 --> 01:08:31,431
Harleen Quinzel,
this is Gotham Police.
895
01:08:31,823 --> 01:08:33,745
Okay. So they know.
896
01:08:33,825 --> 01:08:35,826
Let's scram.
897
01:08:36,994 --> 01:08:39,813
- Open the door.
- Holy back door, Beavy.
898
01:08:39,894 --> 01:08:41,888
This is getting outta hand.
Bruce, come here.
899
01:08:41,968 --> 01:08:43,970
I can hear you!
Open the door.
900
01:08:44,887 --> 01:08:46,871
What is that?
901
01:08:46,951 --> 01:08:49,406
See you in hell, Harley!
902
01:08:51,944 --> 01:08:54,232
Get under the table!
903
01:08:55,906 --> 01:08:57,849
Bruce? Bruce!
904
01:08:57,929 --> 01:08:59,931
Come here! No!
905
01:09:09,867 --> 01:09:11,869
Bruce?
906
01:09:12,901 --> 01:09:15,355
Come here, boy. Bruce?
907
01:09:17,957 --> 01:09:19,959
Bruce?
908
01:09:20,877 --> 01:09:22,879
Bruce?
909
01:09:23,879 --> 01:09:25,842
This doesn't make sense.
910
01:09:25,922 --> 01:09:29,961
It doesn't make sense. I don't
understand. No one knew we were here.
911
01:09:30,041 --> 01:09:32,328
No one knew we were here,
except...
912
01:09:32,929 --> 01:09:35,973
Doc. Oh, my God. Doc?
913
01:09:37,005 --> 01:09:39,407
Doc? Where is he?
914
01:09:40,905 --> 01:09:44,068
Doc?
I can't find Bruce.
915
01:09:44,150 --> 01:09:46,400
I can't find him. I...
916
01:09:52,103 --> 01:09:53,971
No.
917
01:09:54,051 --> 01:09:58,028
- I'm sorry, lotus flower.
- You sold me out?
918
01:09:58,108 --> 01:10:01,438
Too many people offering me
too much money.
919
01:10:02,987 --> 01:10:05,494
I have enough now
to open up a new restaurant.
920
01:10:06,083 --> 01:10:09,830
- A really nice one.
- But, Doc,
921
01:10:09,910 --> 01:10:11,852
it's me.
922
01:10:11,932 --> 01:10:13,934
It's just business.
923
01:10:40,958 --> 01:10:44,351
This next bit
ain't very pretty.
924
01:10:45,035 --> 01:10:47,092
- You're right.
- Harley?
925
01:10:47,172 --> 01:10:49,345
He's right.
926
01:10:51,029 --> 01:10:53,031
Business is business.
927
01:10:53,939 --> 01:10:55,941
I've got the kid.
928
01:10:56,045 --> 01:10:58,967
But I'm gonna need to renegotiate
the terms of our deal.
929
01:10:59,048 --> 01:11:03,085
If I hand her over, I want everyone
who's after me to back off.
930
01:11:03,165 --> 01:11:06,912
Quinn,
bring me the rock now
931
01:11:06,992 --> 01:11:08,913
and I guarantee your safety.
932
01:11:08,993 --> 01:11:12,093
I own this town.
You'll have my protection.
933
01:11:12,173 --> 01:11:14,002
Fine.
934
01:11:14,082 --> 01:11:18,517
Meet me at Amusement Mile.
The Booby Trap. In one hour.
935
01:11:28,063 --> 01:11:30,064
Quit judging.
936
01:11:32,191 --> 01:11:34,193
Zsasz!
937
01:11:40,167 --> 01:11:44,060
Come on, kid.
Let's get you somewhere safe.
938
01:11:44,140 --> 01:11:46,142
We got them.
939
01:11:49,165 --> 01:11:51,087
Little bird!
940
01:11:51,167 --> 01:11:54,476
You're gonna be
driving Mr. Zsasz tonight.
941
01:11:54,994 --> 01:11:58,574
Go. Fetch. Amusement Mile.
The Booby Trap.
942
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:01,082
Do we have to bring them back?
943
01:12:01,207 --> 01:12:04,631
I think you can manage
a couple of little girls.
944
01:12:06,087 --> 01:12:08,088
Just bring me back my diamond.
945
01:12:55,088 --> 01:12:57,090
What is it?
946
01:12:57,205 --> 01:12:59,207
Nothing.
947
01:13:11,260 --> 01:13:14,140
- Pull over.
- What?
948
01:13:14,220 --> 01:13:17,519
Pull the fucking car over now.
949
01:13:19,225 --> 01:13:21,585
I gotta take a leak.
950
01:13:24,250 --> 01:13:27,152
She betrayed you, boss.
She betrayed you.
951
01:13:27,232 --> 01:13:31,698
- Are you sure?
- Your little bird's a fucking rat.
952
01:13:39,180 --> 01:13:41,520
You want me to kill her?
953
01:13:44,958 --> 01:13:47,608
No. No. No.
954
01:13:48,105 --> 01:13:50,107
I'll come to you.
955
01:14:25,263 --> 01:14:27,748
I thought we were friends.
And you...
956
01:14:28,204 --> 01:14:31,240
You saw what it's like for me out there.
I didn't have a choice.
957
01:14:31,320 --> 01:14:34,702
And if you go before he gets here,
everything will be fine.
958
01:14:36,304 --> 01:14:38,164
Harley.
959
01:14:38,244 --> 01:14:40,750
I'm sorry, kid. I am.
960
01:14:51,182 --> 01:14:53,184
That was fast.
961
01:14:55,321 --> 01:14:57,160
She's in...
962
01:14:57,240 --> 01:15:01,644
- Where's Cassandra Cain?
- You? Again?
963
01:15:10,334 --> 01:15:13,195
- Are you drunk?
- Come on.
964
01:15:13,275 --> 01:15:15,277
Okay.
965
01:15:36,410 --> 01:15:38,615
Right in the tit.
966
01:15:44,261 --> 01:15:46,642
Where's Cassandra Cain?
967
01:15:47,294 --> 01:15:49,296
Cass.
968
01:15:55,261 --> 01:15:57,777
You killed my sandwich!
969
01:16:05,216 --> 01:16:07,218
Bye-bye, birdie.
970
01:16:07,426 --> 01:16:09,428
Ow!
971
01:16:10,408 --> 01:16:12,268
No fair.
972
01:16:12,348 --> 01:16:16,344
- Was that really necessary?
- You don't know her like I do.
973
01:16:16,424 --> 01:16:18,426
Cass?
974
01:16:22,089 --> 01:16:25,320
Oh, thank God.
I'm gonna get you outta here.
975
01:16:25,401 --> 01:16:29,269
Did she really tape you
to a damn toilet?
976
01:16:30,353 --> 01:16:31,316
Hmm.
977
01:16:31,396 --> 01:16:33,662
This is nice.
978
01:16:34,273 --> 01:16:36,275
You're still conscious.
979
01:16:38,256 --> 01:16:42,754
You can still feel? Look at me.
Are you a good girl, now?
980
01:16:44,292 --> 01:16:48,728
"I'm a good girl.
I'm a good girl."
981
01:16:59,379 --> 01:17:03,240
I got one
for all the little birds
982
01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:06,797
I helped fly away
from this world.
983
01:17:07,272 --> 01:17:09,809
I'm saving
a special spot for you.
984
01:17:11,286 --> 01:17:13,287
Right here.
985
01:17:17,416 --> 01:17:19,432
- You're gonna have to be quiet.
- Hi.
986
01:17:19,512 --> 01:17:21,747
What are you guys doing?
987
01:17:25,402 --> 01:17:28,325
Oh, I know
where the diamond is.
988
01:17:28,405 --> 01:17:31,798
Is that rock still inside you?
989
01:17:34,410 --> 01:17:36,412
Oh, God.
990
01:17:39,321 --> 01:17:41,322
Stop.
991
01:17:42,417 --> 01:17:45,455
- The hell, Zsasz?
- Cut her open.
992
01:17:45,535 --> 01:17:48,437
- Stop fucking around.
- You heard me.
993
01:17:48,517 --> 01:17:50,742
Cut her fucking open.
994
01:17:51,384 --> 01:17:53,943
Okay. No, no. No, no, no.
See, she's just a kid.
995
01:17:54,407 --> 01:17:57,476
- You're a filthy fucking rat.
- I'm a rat?
996
01:17:57,556 --> 01:18:01,479
I knew you couldn't be
trusted. Roman's little bird.
997
01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:03,879
You little fucking bird.
998
01:18:04,458 --> 01:18:06,943
That's why he needs me
to look out for him.
999
01:18:08,556 --> 01:18:11,938
That's why he needs me
to take care of him.
1000
01:18:13,518 --> 01:18:16,431
You know you're just
being paranoid, Zsasz.
1001
01:18:16,511 --> 01:18:18,275
- Yeah?
- Mmm-hmm.
1002
01:18:18,356 --> 01:18:20,357
Prove it to me.
1003
01:18:20,472 --> 01:18:22,948
Rip open her little tummy.
1004
01:18:23,340 --> 01:18:26,899
- Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
- Now! Rip it open!
1005
01:18:40,459 --> 01:18:42,850
You piece of shit!
1006
01:18:50,551 --> 01:18:52,553
Freeze!
1007
01:18:55,577 --> 01:18:57,802
Don't fucking move.
1008
01:18:59,528 --> 01:19:01,815
Who the fuck are you?
1009
01:19:08,473 --> 01:19:11,334
- Go get the kid.
- All right.
1010
01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:13,378
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Back the fuck up!
1011
01:19:13,458 --> 01:19:15,463
- Get away from me. All of you.
- Put that shit down.
1012
01:19:15,543 --> 01:19:17,997
Shoot them, kid.
1013
01:19:18,389 --> 01:19:21,541
You, put that stupid-ass
Robin Hood piece of shit down!
1014
01:19:21,621 --> 01:19:24,523
- Cass, it's okay. Just calm...
- Don't move!
1015
01:19:24,603 --> 01:19:26,504
Okay.
1016
01:19:26,584 --> 01:19:28,557
I don't know
what the fuck is going on.
1017
01:19:29,310 --> 01:19:34,445
But I know that this shit stick...
just tried to gut me.
1018
01:19:34,633 --> 01:19:36,635
And you.
1019
01:19:38,480 --> 01:19:40,482
Thought you were different.
1020
01:19:42,598 --> 01:19:44,813
I'm sorry, kid.
1021
01:19:46,580 --> 01:19:49,848
I'm just a terrible person,
I guess.
1022
01:19:56,443 --> 01:19:58,345
Ooh!
1023
01:19:58,425 --> 01:19:59,471
Ooh, I'm back.
1024
01:19:59,551 --> 01:20:02,578
Okay, I feel like I've just walked in on
something I don't give two shits about.
1025
01:20:02,658 --> 01:20:05,413
This guy's dead, so I'm just
gonna get outta your hair. Cool?
1026
01:20:05,493 --> 01:20:08,458
No. Wait. She's lying.
She works for Sionis.
1027
01:20:08,538 --> 01:20:10,919
Excuse me? I work for Sionis?
1028
01:20:12,448 --> 01:20:14,558
I'm not letting you
sell the kid to him.
1029
01:20:14,638 --> 01:20:17,601
I wasn't going to sell the kid.
I was going to trade the kid.
1030
01:20:17,681 --> 01:20:19,562
Yeah. To save
your own stupid skin. Huh?
1031
01:20:19,642 --> 01:20:22,585
I'm not proud of what I did,
but I had half the city after me.
1032
01:20:22,665 --> 01:20:26,515
- Even the fucking Crossbow Killer.
- I'm not the Crossbow Killer!
1033
01:20:26,595 --> 01:20:28,597
Whoa.
1034
01:20:29,578 --> 01:20:32,438
They call me...
Helena Bertinelli.
1035
01:20:32,518 --> 01:20:35,523
For fuck's sake.
As in the Bertinelli massacre?
1036
01:20:35,603 --> 01:20:39,945
Sheesh kebab. That is
childhood trauma, right there.
1037
01:20:45,519 --> 01:20:47,521
I killed Galante.
1038
01:20:51,473 --> 01:20:53,474
I killed his firing squad.
1039
01:20:57,613 --> 01:21:00,078
I killed Victor Zsasz.
1040
01:21:05,683 --> 01:21:07,960
And now I'm done.
1041
01:21:09,509 --> 01:21:11,510
Bravo.
1042
01:21:15,619 --> 01:21:17,489
So if you don't mind,
I'm gonna leave now.
1043
01:21:17,569 --> 01:21:19,571
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1044
01:21:19,696 --> 01:21:23,525
I hate to be the one to break it to
you, sweetheart, but you are not done.
1045
01:21:23,605 --> 01:21:26,517
Who do you think funded
Galante's little power grab, huh?
1046
01:21:26,597 --> 01:21:28,457
Galante was working with Sionis.
1047
01:21:28,537 --> 01:21:30,584
Roman killed your whole family
looking for that rock.
1048
01:21:30,664 --> 01:21:33,097
You don't think
he's gonna kill this kid?
1049
01:21:33,635 --> 01:21:36,474
That diamond is our
only chance of stopping him.
1050
01:21:36,554 --> 01:21:40,082
You guys.
Hey, I think you should see this.
1051
01:21:42,403 --> 01:21:43,356
Oh.
1052
01:21:43,436 --> 01:21:45,733
It's Sionis.
1053
01:21:57,449 --> 01:21:59,757
We're fucked.
1054
01:22:00,284 --> 01:22:02,286
He bought himself an army.
1055
01:22:10,460 --> 01:22:12,462
They're all here for me.
1056
01:22:13,515 --> 01:22:15,771
Aren't they?
1057
01:22:22,325 --> 01:22:24,245
- No.
- They're not?
1058
01:22:24,308 --> 01:22:26,211
No, they're not.
1059
01:22:26,359 --> 01:22:29,344
Do you know what that means? That means
he's not just after the kid anymore.
1060
01:22:29,424 --> 01:22:33,473
He's after all of us. He's sure as hell
after me. I just robbed him.
1061
01:22:33,553 --> 01:22:36,946
You just betrayed him.
You just killed his BFF.
1062
01:22:37,338 --> 01:22:40,427
And you're dumb enough
to be building a case against him.
1063
01:22:40,507 --> 01:22:44,012
So, unless we all wanna
die very unpleasant deaths
1064
01:22:44,093 --> 01:22:47,378
and let Roman go finger-fishing
in the kid's intestinal tract,
1065
01:22:48,410 --> 01:22:52,313
- we're gonna have to work together.
- With you?
1066
01:22:52,393 --> 01:22:55,253
Yeah.
We're gonna work together,
1067
01:22:55,333 --> 01:22:57,335
and we'll get outta here
in one piece, okay?
1068
01:23:00,567 --> 01:23:02,750
Okay.
1069
01:23:03,393 --> 01:23:05,868
Yeah. Okay.
1070
01:23:08,439 --> 01:23:11,310
- Sure.
- Yes!
1071
01:23:11,390 --> 01:23:15,445
But we are gonna need
some serious hardware.
1072
01:23:18,426 --> 01:23:20,953
Will this do?
1073
01:23:22,652 --> 01:23:25,657
No. Not at all.
1074
01:23:27,413 --> 01:23:29,877
We're dead.
We're fucking dead.
1075
01:23:29,932 --> 01:23:33,463
That slimy jizznozzle! I can't believe
he took it all! - We're fucked.
1076
01:23:33,544 --> 01:23:35,988
- Fuck!
- Uh, there's this.
1077
01:23:42,458 --> 01:23:44,459
Okay.
1078
01:23:55,407 --> 01:23:59,925
Friends, brothers,
men of Gotham.
1079
01:24:00,610 --> 01:24:04,941
I have funded you.
I've protected you.
1080
01:24:05,530 --> 01:24:09,017
I've scratched your backs
and kept you outta jail.
1081
01:24:09,545 --> 01:24:12,802
Well, now it's time
to say thank you.
1082
01:24:13,537 --> 01:24:19,046
Go show those little bitches
you don't mess with Roman Sionis.
1083
01:24:19,543 --> 01:24:23,030
Half a mil to whoever
brings me the girl alive.
1084
01:24:23,421 --> 01:24:25,834
The rest you can kill.
1085
01:24:31,470 --> 01:24:33,472
Dope.
1086
01:24:34,473 --> 01:24:38,032
Oh, no, no, no. Not that one.
Sentimental value. Try this.
1087
01:24:40,468 --> 01:24:43,088
- You're kidding.
- What? Gotta take care of the girls.
1088
01:24:43,138 --> 01:24:45,403
Isn't this fun?
It's just like a sleepover.
1089
01:24:45,483 --> 01:24:47,509
We should order pizza.
Make cosmos.
1090
01:24:47,589 --> 01:24:49,960
- Harley, focus. Yeah.
- Okay.
1091
01:24:50,655 --> 01:24:53,504
Hey, nice. What the hell is up
with this bow and arrow shtick?
1092
01:24:53,584 --> 01:24:57,248
It's not a fucking bow and arrow.
It's a crossbow. I'm not 12.
1093
01:24:57,297 --> 01:25:00,426
- Love this chick. She's got rage issues.
- I don't have rage issues.
1094
01:25:00,506 --> 01:25:03,076
You know,
psychologically speaking,
1095
01:25:03,468 --> 01:25:05,525
vengeance rarely brings
the catharsis we hope for.
1096
01:25:05,605 --> 01:25:06,557
Yeah.
1097
01:25:06,637 --> 01:25:09,947
Are we ready?
Bad guys, just outside.
1098
01:25:13,643 --> 01:25:15,879
Shit. Get down.
1099
01:25:16,678 --> 01:25:18,871
Down here!
1100
01:25:19,691 --> 01:25:21,404
Cass!
1101
01:25:21,484 --> 01:25:23,489
- Follow me!
- Go, go, go, go!
1102
01:25:23,569 --> 01:25:25,571
Go!
1103
01:25:29,512 --> 01:25:31,514
Holy shit!
1104
01:25:51,636 --> 01:25:53,422
What?
1105
01:25:53,502 --> 01:25:55,466
You are so cool.
1106
01:25:55,546 --> 01:25:57,547
Okay. This way.
1107
01:26:05,628 --> 01:26:07,629
Get ready, ladies.
1108
01:26:17,721 --> 01:26:20,603
Don't worry. You're gonna make it.
Okay? Okay.
1109
01:26:20,683 --> 01:26:23,678
What the... Go! Go, go, go!
1110
01:26:23,758 --> 01:26:25,760
Fuck.
1111
01:26:27,616 --> 01:26:29,618
Shit.
1112
01:26:38,615 --> 01:26:40,617
Whoa. Shit!
1113
01:26:59,582 --> 01:27:01,584
Motherfucker.
1114
01:27:13,741 --> 01:27:15,693
Let me go!
1115
01:27:15,773 --> 01:27:18,050
Gotcha.
1116
01:27:18,703 --> 01:27:19,666
This way!
1117
01:27:19,746 --> 01:27:21,595
Come on. Come on. It's okay.
Come on.
1118
01:27:21,675 --> 01:27:23,617
You shouldn't
have to see this.
1119
01:27:23,697 --> 01:27:26,589
Here, hold on to this for me, okay?
That's all you think about.
1120
01:27:26,669 --> 01:27:28,671
Just close your eyes
and hold it tight. Okay?
1121
01:27:29,620 --> 01:27:32,053
Here. Get down. Come on.
You'll be safe.
1122
01:28:13,731 --> 01:28:15,733
Canary!
1123
01:28:16,641 --> 01:28:18,552
You okay?
1124
01:28:18,632 --> 01:28:20,633
We gotta go this way!
1125
01:28:21,863 --> 01:28:23,629
Ugh. More?
1126
01:28:23,709 --> 01:28:26,273
When the fuck did she have
time to do a shoe change?
1127
01:28:26,293 --> 01:28:27,955
Come on.
1128
01:28:33,812 --> 01:28:35,814
Thanks.
1129
01:28:48,722 --> 01:28:50,723
Duck!
1130
01:28:53,819 --> 01:28:55,814
- Hair tie?
- Yeah.
1131
01:28:55,894 --> 01:28:58,067
Ah, fuck!
1132
01:29:02,702 --> 01:29:04,704
I got him!
1133
01:29:06,873 --> 01:29:08,875
Get back here, kid!
1134
01:29:11,908 --> 01:29:14,123
Who's got the kid?
1135
01:29:26,682 --> 01:29:28,684
Get down!
1136
01:29:37,817 --> 01:29:41,126
Please, no more.
1137
01:29:45,677 --> 01:29:48,785
- So, forgive me yet?
- Get off me!
1138
01:29:52,779 --> 01:29:54,815
Anyone else hungry?
I know a great taco spot.
1139
01:29:54,895 --> 01:29:56,629
- I'm starving.
- I love tacos.
1140
01:29:56,709 --> 01:29:58,711
Really?
1141
01:30:05,874 --> 01:30:07,733
Down! Get down!
1142
01:30:07,813 --> 01:30:09,682
You're okay.
You're okay.
1143
01:30:09,762 --> 01:30:12,227
Just breathe. Just breathe.
Let me check it.
1144
01:30:14,725 --> 01:30:16,813
- Get off!
- I got you.
1145
01:30:16,893 --> 01:30:18,690
Ooh!
1146
01:30:18,770 --> 01:30:21,339
Aren't you glad you wore that?
Sexy and bulletproof.
1147
01:30:21,732 --> 01:30:23,893
Harley! No! Get off me!
1148
01:30:23,973 --> 01:30:26,884
- Harley!
- They got the kid. Shit!
1149
01:30:26,964 --> 01:30:31,149
We can't let them get her.
I trust you.
1150
01:30:31,813 --> 01:30:34,003
- One bullet?
- Please help me!
1151
01:30:34,036 --> 01:30:37,197
- Has anyone got any bullets?
- Fuck! I'm out.
1152
01:30:37,786 --> 01:30:40,261
I can't get out there.
I just need to get through.
1153
01:30:40,789 --> 01:30:44,681
- We gotta go. We gotta move.
- Guys, they're in the car.
1154
01:30:44,761 --> 01:30:48,195
- They're getting away.
- Get in there! -Get off!
1155
01:30:49,933 --> 01:30:51,907
Shit! I'm out.
1156
01:30:51,987 --> 01:30:54,233
Guys, come on.
They're closing in.
1157
01:30:54,999 --> 01:30:58,340
Canary, you know
what you have to do!
1158
01:30:58,858 --> 01:31:02,177
Cover your ears!
You better get her back.
1159
01:31:21,858 --> 01:31:24,291
Told ya she had
a killer voice.
1160
01:31:45,013 --> 01:31:47,015
Need a ride?
1161
01:32:12,037 --> 01:32:14,039
Get her!
1162
01:32:44,097 --> 01:32:46,437
Oh!
1163
01:32:56,974 --> 01:32:58,978
- Whip me!
- What?
1164
01:32:59,058 --> 01:33:01,060
- Whip me!
- Okay.
1165
01:33:08,880 --> 01:33:12,022
- Kid!
- Harley!
1166
01:33:12,102 --> 01:33:14,104
Shoot her!
1167
01:33:22,006 --> 01:33:25,357
- Harley!
- Hit the brakes!
1168
01:33:44,922 --> 01:33:46,924
No!
1169
01:33:59,102 --> 01:34:01,104
Uh-oh.
1170
01:34:27,158 --> 01:34:29,160
Kid!
1171
01:34:40,994 --> 01:34:42,995
Harley!
1172
01:35:00,073 --> 01:35:03,005
Well, we always did share
a love of the dramatic.
1173
01:35:03,085 --> 01:35:05,087
Didn't we?
1174
01:35:06,193 --> 01:35:08,490
And look at us now.
1175
01:35:09,258 --> 01:35:12,076
But don't you see?
You're trying to kill me.
1176
01:35:12,157 --> 01:35:14,632
I'm the only one
who can protect you!
1177
01:35:17,234 --> 01:35:20,011
You know you can't
stand on your own, Quinn.
1178
01:35:20,091 --> 01:35:22,092
You're not the type!
1179
01:35:22,249 --> 01:35:25,590
But me? You need me!
1180
01:35:40,161 --> 01:35:43,533
Here's the thing, Romy baby.
1181
01:35:45,165 --> 01:35:49,183
Your protection is based on the fact
that people are scared of you.
1182
01:35:49,263 --> 01:35:51,634
Just like
they're scared of Mr. J.
1183
01:35:57,134 --> 01:35:59,641
But I'm the one
they should be scared of.
1184
01:36:00,084 --> 01:36:02,163
Not you, and not Mr. J.
1185
01:36:02,243 --> 01:36:05,625
'Cause
I'm Harley fucking Quinn.
1186
01:36:13,169 --> 01:36:15,171
Shit.
1187
01:36:16,110 --> 01:36:19,178
- That was super embarrassing.
- Hmm. Sure was.
1188
01:36:19,259 --> 01:36:23,537
You think you can beat me?
You're a fucking moron.
1189
01:36:24,304 --> 01:36:26,602
I'm sorry, kid.
1190
01:36:27,141 --> 01:36:30,616
And I'm sorry I tried to sell you.
That was a dick move.
1191
01:36:32,155 --> 01:36:34,157
For what it's worth,
1192
01:36:35,127 --> 01:36:38,603
you made me want to be
a less terrible person.
1193
01:36:39,244 --> 01:36:40,207
Ew.
1194
01:36:40,287 --> 01:36:44,086
If we're apologizing for shit,
I should tell you something.
1195
01:36:44,166 --> 01:36:48,079
- Excuse me!
- I stole something from you.
1196
01:36:48,159 --> 01:36:51,248
- You slippery-fingered little turd.
- I took your ring.
1197
01:36:51,328 --> 01:36:53,522
My ring?
1198
01:36:55,332 --> 01:36:57,334
Dope.
1199
01:37:17,143 --> 01:37:19,971
- Cass! Harley!
- We're okay.
1200
01:37:24,160 --> 01:37:26,161
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1201
01:37:26,266 --> 01:37:28,578
- He's gone?
- Mmm-hmm.
1202
01:37:28,587 --> 01:37:32,588
- Good. Fuck that guy.
- Yeah. Tacos?
1203
01:37:33,830 --> 01:37:36,288
No, but seriously.
You were very impressive with that bow.
1204
01:37:36,369 --> 01:37:39,124
- Very impressive.
- It's a crossbow.
1205
01:37:39,204 --> 01:37:41,292
- I appreciate that. Thank you.
- Morning margaritas!
1206
01:37:41,372 --> 01:37:43,096
Thank you. I got you.
1207
01:37:43,176 --> 01:37:46,150
- You drink, right, kid?
- I don't think so.
1208
01:37:46,230 --> 01:37:48,283
And I love that fucking
name, Huntress.
1209
01:37:48,308 --> 01:37:49,334
- Really?
- Yeah.
1210
01:37:49,390 --> 01:37:52,261
- Oh, great name.
- Wow.
1211
01:37:52,341 --> 01:37:55,158
Um... I really like
how you were able
1212
01:37:55,238 --> 01:37:57,713
to kick so high
in those tight pants.
1213
01:37:57,776 --> 01:38:00,288
- Yeah, that is cool.
- Thanks.
1214
01:38:00,368 --> 01:38:03,594
Thanks for the car.
1215
01:38:04,341 --> 01:38:06,210
You're welcome.
1216
01:38:06,290 --> 01:38:10,642
Kid, if that burrito doesn't
make you shit, I don't know what will.
1217
01:38:12,234 --> 01:38:14,235
Give me a minute.
1218
01:38:14,423 --> 01:38:16,167
Yes!
1219
01:38:16,247 --> 01:38:18,597
Right.
1220
01:38:19,985 --> 01:38:22,150
I've given her prune juice,
laxatives.
1221
01:38:22,156 --> 01:38:24,241
I mean, the kid's got
a stomach made of steel.
1222
01:38:24,292 --> 01:38:26,363
And you know what?
I owe you an apology.
1223
01:38:26,443 --> 01:38:28,324
Me?
1224
01:38:29,102 --> 01:38:31,848
I underestimated you.
And I'm sorry.
1225
01:38:33,677 --> 01:38:35,679
I'm used to it.
1226
01:38:35,762 --> 01:38:39,082
Uh, Harley!
Bring the colander.
1227
01:38:40,703 --> 01:38:44,054
- Ladies.
- Have fun with that.
1228
01:38:44,749 --> 01:38:47,162
So, what now?
1229
01:38:47,699 --> 01:38:50,726
Sionis is gone, but it's just a matter
of time before some other asshole
1230
01:38:50,806 --> 01:38:53,604
- tries to finish what he started.
- Right.
1231
01:38:53,684 --> 01:38:57,025
We gotta clean this city
from the inside out.
1232
01:38:57,646 --> 01:39:00,725
Does she always talk like the cop in
a bad '80s movie, or is that just me?
1233
01:39:00,805 --> 01:39:03,655
- Fuck you. And fuck you.
- What?
1234
01:39:03,735 --> 01:39:07,585
- I mean, we were amazing there.
- Yeah! Hell yeah!
1235
01:39:07,665 --> 01:39:10,630
I agree completely.
So I'll do that, as well.
1236
01:39:10,710 --> 01:39:12,705
- Thank you.
- Right.
1237
01:39:12,785 --> 01:39:14,787
Whoa. Whoa, whoa!
1238
01:39:16,746 --> 01:39:19,811
- She stole my fucking car!
- What?
1239
01:39:22,856 --> 01:39:25,649
- I'm sorry.
- I know what you're thinking.
1240
01:39:25,709 --> 01:39:28,604
You think I'm a dick
after all that.
1241
01:39:28,684 --> 01:39:31,763
But you heard what the cop
said. Sionis is gone.
1242
01:39:31,843 --> 01:39:37,196
And those guys?
They're gonna be just fine.
1243
01:39:37,796 --> 01:39:41,585
Montoya's boss picked up
the gangbangers at the Booby Trap.
1244
01:39:41,665 --> 01:39:44,608
And took all the credit
while he was at it.
1245
01:39:44,688 --> 01:39:46,690
Again.
1246
01:39:51,674 --> 01:39:54,742
It was the kick in the balls she needed
to see that she had nothing to prove
1247
01:39:54,822 --> 01:39:57,119
to those blowhard assholes.
1248
01:39:57,710 --> 01:40:00,112
She quit the same day.
1249
01:40:04,726 --> 01:40:06,711
We got the secret bank codes
off the diamond.
1250
01:40:06,791 --> 01:40:09,266
And Huntress
got her family money back.
1251
01:40:10,712 --> 01:40:13,797
She's using it to fund
a little crime-fighting outfit.
1252
01:40:16,685 --> 01:40:20,099
They call themselves
the Birds of Prey.
1253
01:40:20,741 --> 01:40:23,320
I call them
dorky little do-gooders.
1254
01:40:25,850 --> 01:40:29,836
The rock itself was worth a
chunk of change, so I pawned it.
1255
01:40:29,916 --> 01:40:32,630
And I invested the cash
in a little startup
1256
01:40:32,710 --> 01:40:34,712
making waves in the East End.
1257
01:40:37,871 --> 01:40:39,793
Oh! And I found Bruce.
1258
01:40:39,873 --> 01:40:42,659
He was wandering
around Chinatown.
1259
01:40:42,739 --> 01:40:46,257
I guess it proves the theory that
hyenas really do have nine lives.
1260
01:41:06,814 --> 01:41:10,175
Yeah, yeah.
I made the kid my apprentice.
1261
01:41:10,723 --> 01:41:12,725
Call me a softy.
1262
01:41:13,726 --> 01:41:15,728
I dare ya.