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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Guess what? We’re in Florida.
\h\h\h\hSo are you gonna come?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- Yeah, I’ll be there
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Maybe we do a murder mystery.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- You need to have some kind
</i>\h\h\h\h<i>\hof a love triangle</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>with a couple fights.</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- That’s not her.
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Jenni’s invested
in this couple we saw fighting.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- That was her
with a different guy.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}See? This is gonna turn
into [bleep] "Dateline"</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}in, like, three days.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No, no, no, no.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[overlapping shouting]</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Oh, no.
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my--
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- Yeah, buddy!</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- Party’s here!</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- We’re so classy now.</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- On the seventh day,
</i>\h\h\h<i>\hit’ll be lit.</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- Get the frig out of here,
</i>\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hyou crazy!</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- Um, hello?</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ If you wanna have fun,
then do something crazy ♪</i></font>

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<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ I got murder on my mind ♪</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>♪ I got murder on my mind ♪</i></b>

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<b>- Somebody straight up</b>
<b>got murdered.</b>

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<b>- What?</b>
<b>- Oh, my God.</b>

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<b>- Somebody just</b>
<b>got murdered, bro.</b>

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<b>- Stop, stop.</b>

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<b>I planned this</b>
<b>murder mystery prank.</b>

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<b>- No!</b>

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<b>- Oh, my God.</b>

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<b>- Everyone is falling for it.</b>

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<b>- Somebody get them out.</b>

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<b>- What was that?</b>
<b>- Start doing CPR.</b>

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<b>Come on. Go harder!</b>
<b>Go down harder!</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>- Angelina was, like,</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>freaking out.</i></b>

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<b>- Just someone let me in!</b>

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<b>- She might friggin' blow</b>
<b>the whole thing.</b>

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<b>Where is security</b>
<b>to get them out?</b>

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<b>- Yeah, but he's gotta</b>
<b>press harder down!</b>

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<b>- They know how to do it.</b>
<b>They're medics. They're medics.</b>

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<b>- They're not. They're not</b>
<b>even pressing down hard.</b>

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<b>- We gotta go.</b>
<b>- No, we're not going.</b>

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<b>Where can you tell us</b>
<b>to [bleep] go?</b>

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<b>How do you, like, expect us</b>
<b>to just [bleep] leave someone?</b>

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<b>- What the [bleep]?</b>
<b>Are you kidding me?</b>

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<b>- There's nothing we can do</b>
<b>to help him, you guys.</b>

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<b>- I would like to know</b>
<b>if he's alive or not.</b>

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<b>- Did you call 911?</b>

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<b>- That was the same guy</b>
<b>with the girl.</b>

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<b>That was the same guy</b>
<b>with the girl.</b>

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<b>- That's her. She's with</b>
<b>another man holding his hand.</b>

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<b>- No, time out.</b>

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<b>- Maybe that girl</b>
<b>that he was with,</b>

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<b>maybe, you know,</b>
<b>something happened.</b>

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<b>- See, no one better</b>
<b>could have found him.</b>

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<b>- No one better</b>
<b>could have found them.</b>

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<b>- [laughs softly]</b>

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<b>Yeah, I'm an actress.</b>

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<b>Give me an Emmy, bitches.</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>[sweeping music]</i></b>

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<b>No!</b>
<b>[sobs]</b>

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<b>You think they killed</b>
<b>that other guy?</b>

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<b>- I don't know.</b>
<b>I mean, we're jumping</b>

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<b>to conclusions,</b>
<b>but it's possible.</b>

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<b>Everything's possible.</b>
<b>I mean, I don't know.</b>

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<b>- This is going way better</b>
<b>than I thought.</b>

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<b>- The same girl</b>
<b>with the red hair--</b>

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<b>he had no shirt on too.</b>

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<b>- They're talking</b>
<b>about this couple.</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>They're talking</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>about her cheating.</i></b>

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<b>Oh, my God, this is perfect.</b>
<b>[laughs]</b>

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<b>- Let's say it's the guy that</b>
<b>just passed the pool, right?</b>

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<b>- I don't think it could have</b>
<b>happened so fast.</b>

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<b>- That's why I don't believe</b>
<b>it's a drowning--</b>

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<b>- Unless he was unconscious.</b>
<b>- And then she bounced.</b>

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<b>- [bleep] scary.</b>
<b>- Yeah, of course.</b>

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<b>- Listen, life's gonna happen</b>
<b>on life's terms sometimes.</b>

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<b>- Mike, shut up</b>
<b>with the quotes.</b>

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<b>[laughter]</b>

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<b>I just saw a [bleep] dead guy.</b>
<b>Shut the [bleep] up.</b>

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<b>I'm trying to think</b>
<b>happy thoughts.</b>

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<b>I'm trying to think about,</b>
<b>like, my jump rope.</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>I'm trying to think</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>about chicken cutlets</i></b>

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<b>but I kinda think</b>
<b>I lost my appetite.</b>

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<b>- I mean--</b>

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<b>- They should look</b>
<b>at that redhead.</b>

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<b>- She walked in with a guy.</b>

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<b>Then at the end of the night,</b>
<b>she's with another guy.</b>

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<b>This didn't look right for me.</b>

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<b>- We just witnessed</b>
<b>a murder, bro.</b>

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<b>- [laughs]</b>

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<b>- I wanna know</b>
<b>where the husband is.</b>

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<b>- Maybe the husband did it.</b>
<b>Just push--just pushed him</b>

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<b>in the pool out of nowhere</b>
<b>and just ran.</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>Like, I don't know</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>if this is a murder.</i></b>

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<b>None of us know.</b>

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<b>This is actually, like, really</b>
<b>frightening at this point.</b>

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<b>- This right now</b>
<b>is a crime scene.</b>

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<b>- Oh, man.</b>

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<b>- So here's the deal.</b>

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<b>You guys, I don't know</b>
<b>if you guys just saw</b>

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<b>all the sirens and cop cars.</b>

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<b>They're probably gonna come and</b>
<b>ask us a bunch of questions.</b>

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<b>- I think we're all suspects</b>
<b>at this point.</b>

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<b>This is madness.</b>

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<b>This is actually happening</b>
<b>right now.</b>

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<b>I feel like</b>
<b>I'm on a crime show.</b>

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<b>- Wait, guys. Our stories</b>
<b>have to match up here.</b>

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<b>[laughter]</b>

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<b>- Vinny's scared, bro.</b>

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<b>- "Jersey Shore" cast gets</b>
<b>questioned for a murder.</b>

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<b>- So how you guys doing?</b>

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<b>- Pretty good.</b>
<b>- Good, how are you?</b>

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<b>- First of all,</b>
<b>there's been an incident.</b>

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<b>You guys are aware of.</b>

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<b>I'm just asking you</b>
<b>some questions.</b>

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<b>- So this is the next part</b>
<b>of my plan.</b>

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<b>He needs to be in full acting</b>
<b>mode and really sell it.</b>

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<b>- Which one of you came up</b>
<b>on the--the incident first?</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>[tense music]</i></b>

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<b>- God. Me.</b>

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<b>So I just saw a body floating</b>
<b>and then I freaked out.</b>

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<b>That was it.</b>
<b>- Okay. So--</b>

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<b>- Vinny did it! Vinny did it!</b>

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<b>- Oh, my God.</b>

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<b>- Take it serious, guys.</b>
<b>Seriously.</b>

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<b>Like, it's not--please.</b>

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<b>- Was the body face up,</b>
<b>face down?</b>

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<b>- Face up.</b>
<b>- Okay.</b>

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<b>- You are?</b>
<b>- Michael.</b>

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<b>- Michael.</b>

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<b>- I am not a stranger</b>

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<b>to being interrogated</b>
<b>by the law.</b>

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<b>[laughs]</b>
<b>Unfortunately.</b>

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<b>I thought the man</b>
<b>from a distance looked like</b>

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<b>he was either on drugs</b>
<b>or had too much to drink.</b>

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<b>- They both looked under</b>
<b>the influence of something.</b>

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<b>- How would you know</b>
<b>if he was on drugs, or...</b>

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<b>- We've all been drunk before,</b>
<b>personally.</b>

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<b>- Okay.</b>

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<b>- So does anybody else</b>
<b>have anything to add?</b>

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<b>- We might have seen him prior</b>
<b>with a female.</b>

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<b>- What did she look like?</b>

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<b>- Redhead, probably early 40s</b>
<b>in a black dress.</b>

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<b>- Let's get a timeframe on this</b>
<b>for Officer Rice.</b>

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<b>Maybe we can get</b>
<b>the actual names of the pools</b>

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<b>because they're all named.</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>- I do feel bad.</i></b>
<b>- She pushed him.</b>

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<b>Yeah, maybe</b>
<b>that's what she did.</b>

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<b>- I have to tell them we're</b>
<b>at a murder mystery dinner.</b>

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<b>Okay, I just have</b>
<b>to say something.</b>

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<b>Um...</b>

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<b>Welcome to murder mystery</b>
<b>dinner!</b>

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<b>- Are you [bleep]--</b>
<b>[all shouting]</b>

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<b>- Yo, [bleep],</b>
<b>are you [bleep] kidding me?</b>

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<b>- Throw Deena in the pool!</b>
<b>Throw Deena in the pool!</b>

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<b>- I can't believe it. What?</b>

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<b>You're terrible.</b>
<b>Wait, who was involved?</b>

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<b>- Did you know?</b>

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<b>- Yeah.</b>
<b>- Oh, you [bleep].</b>

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<b>- And everybody here.</b>
<b>- What?</b>

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<b>- They put everything together,</b>
<b>like the cameras.</b>

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<b>- [bleep] you people.</b>

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<b>You guys suck.</b>
<b>- [bleep].</b>

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<b>- Wow.</b>
<b>They played you guys.</b>

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<b>- You made me cry.</b>

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<b>- So what's happening,</b>

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<b>this is a murder</b>
<b>mystery dinner.</b>

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<b>I wanted to do a fun event--</b>

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<b>- Oh, my God.</b>
<b>- This is fun to you?</b>

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<b>- Well, it wasn't supposed</b>
<b>to go that far.</b>

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<b>- A little on the dark side,</b>
<b>but good prank.</b>

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<b>It was just dark.</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>Like, Deena went to places</i></b>

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<b>that the prank war champion</b>
<b>wouldn't even go.</b>

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<b>- Gangster.</b>
<b>- I give her props for that.</b>

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<b>You're sick. You're sick.</b>

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<b>- You had him good.</b>
<b>- I should be an actress!</b>

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<b>- That was the darkest thing</b>
<b>I've ever seen, Deena.</b>

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<b>- I need therapy.</b>

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<b>- I-I really don't believe</b>
<b>anybody these days,</b>

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<b>so I was definitely</b>
<b>not shook in any way.</b>

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<b>- Well, I don't wanna see</b>
<b>dead bodies though.</b>

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<b>- But then I turned it</b>
<b>into a fun night, I feel.</b>

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<b>You're gonna see the actors.</b>
<b>They're alive.</b>

189
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<b>Like...</b>

190
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<b>- That was the best prank I've</b>
<b>ever actually seen in my life.</b>

191
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<b>- I don't know.</b>
<b>I wouldn't say that.</b>

192
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<b> </b><b><i>- Judgey Lauren's like,</i></b>

193
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<b>"Ugh.</b>

194
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<b>[sighing]"</b>

195
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<b> </b><b><i>Calm down, Laurens.</i></b>

196
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<b>- That was so fun.</b>
<b>Who doesn't love a prank?</b>

197
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<b>- Deena was screaming in there.</b>
<b>You just couldn't--I couldn't.</b>

198
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<b>- It was a very</b>
<b>traumatic experience.</b>

199
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<b>- That was [bleep]</b>
<b>a [bleep] image.</b>

200
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<b> </b><b><i>[tense music]</i></b>
<b>- Okay. Well, whatever.</b>

201
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<b>So I'm [bleep] up.</b>

202
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<b>- Yeah.</b>

203
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<b>- I'm a terrible person.</b>

204
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<b>Everybody should put me</b>
<b>on a fire.</b>

205
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<b> </b><b><i>It was a prank. It was a joke.</i></b>

206
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<b>Like, sorry.</b>
<b>Like, welcome to the family.</b>

207
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<b>Whatever.</b>
<b>Anybody else would've done it.</b>

208
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<b>- You put us</b>
<b>all through such trauma.</b>

209
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<b>I'm kidding. Calm down.</b>

210
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<b>- No, because there's a lot</b>
<b>of hypocrites at this table.</b>

211
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<b>- Well, I think that</b>

212
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<b>if we did this to you,</b>
<b>you would be upset.</b>

213
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<b>- You would be really upset.</b>

214
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<b>- No, I would [bleep]</b>
<b>roll with it</b>

215
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<b>because I knew</b>
<b>what we were doing here.</b>

216
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<b>- Whoo, I think Deena</b>
<b>just had built up a rope.</b>

217
00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:40,861
<b>Built up, built up.</b>

218
00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:42,830
<b>- You also have a baby</b>
<b>to go to.</b>

219
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<b>- I'm not pushing it</b>
<b>because I brought people</b>

220
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<b>to take care of him.</b>
<b>That's why, okay?</b>

221
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<b>So like, please.</b>
<b>- And bam.</b>

222
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<b>- He [bleep] consented.</b>
<b>He's [bleep] alive.</b>

223
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<b> </b><b><i>[tense music]</i></b>

224
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<b>- It came to a head.</b>
<b>- I was a good actress.</b>

225
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<b>You would have done</b>
<b>exactly what I did.</b>

226
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<b>So let's be real.</b>

227
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<b>- Shots fired!</b>

228
00:08:01,282 --> 00:08:03,717
<b>After you killed the pool boy,</b>
<b>what did you watch on TV?</b>

229
00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:04,919
<b>- Where were you</b>
<b>20 minutes to go?</b>

230
00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,353
<b>- Why'd you do it?</b>

231
00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:08,289
<b>- Did you give him a [bleep]</b>
<b>and then push him in?</b>

232
00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:09,857
<b>- What?</b>
<b>- Oh, my God, calm down.</b>

233
00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:11,792
<b>- All right.</b>
<b>All right, all right.</b>

234
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<b>- Meatball.</b>

235
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<b>- Meatball!</b>

236
00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:18,032
<b>- Whee! Whee!</b>

237
00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,700
<b>- Kill the engine.</b>
<b>There's gators.</b>

238
00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,101
<b>- There's crocodiles</b>
<b>in the water?</b>

239
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<b>[all shrieking]</b>

240
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[tense music]</i></font>

241
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You would have done exactly
what I did so let’s be real.</font>

242
00:08:32,672 --> 00:08:33,969
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Shots fired!</font>

243
00:08:33,969 --> 00:08:36,035
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Because people are
\h[bleep] judging me.</font>

244
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Deeners, I’m not hating
on you whatsoever, no way.</font>

245
00:08:38,398 --> 00:08:40,771
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I know, but I feel like
\h\hyou guys are judging.</font>

246
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You did good.
- You did good.</font>

247
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- The best [bleep] prank I have
\hever [bleep] seen in my life.</font>

248
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>We all know it’s fake.
\hThe guy’s not dead.</i></font>

249
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It was [bleep] awesome.</font>

250
00:08:51,266 --> 00:08:54,398
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- The moment you stood up
\hand said it was a joke,</font>

251
00:08:54,398 --> 00:08:55,464
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}it was like "Oh, relief."</font>

252
00:08:55,464 --> 00:08:56,771
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You did a fantastic job.</font>

253
00:08:56,771 --> 00:08:58,365
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- You did good.
[all speaking at once]</font>

254
00:08:58,365 --> 00:09:01,464
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- So let’s do that
instead of judging me.</font>

255
00:09:03,101 --> 00:09:05,563
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I [bleep] wanna see her
\h\h\h\hmore like this.</font>

256
00:09:05,563 --> 00:09:07,497
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Yes to Deena! Get like this!</font>

257
00:09:07,497 --> 00:09:08,068
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Whoo!</font>

258
00:09:08,068 --> 00:09:12,705
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Like, how many times have
I been pranked for 12 years?</font>

259
00:09:12,705 --> 00:09:14,101
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}12 years!</font>

260
00:09:14,101 --> 00:09:15,266
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah, two passengers
\h\h\h\h\h\hin the car.</font>

261
00:09:15,266 --> 00:09:16,969
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I think they’re going
\h\h\hto Jenkinsons.</font>

262
00:09:16,969 --> 00:09:18,398
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Is that New York City?</font>

263
00:09:18,398 --> 00:09:19,738
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Where are we going?</font>

264
00:09:19,738 --> 00:09:21,738
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hSharks?
- There’s sharks.</font>

265
00:09:21,738 --> 00:09:23,266
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Shark! Shark!
\h\h\h- Sharks!</font>

266
00:09:23,266 --> 00:09:26,299
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Vinny!
What am I supposed to do?</font>

267
00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,167
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Ow! What the hell?</font>

268
00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:31,870
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, my God!</font>

269
00:09:31,870 --> 00:09:34,639
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

270
00:09:34,639 --> 00:09:36,464
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h"Just kidding.
You’re going to Jersey."</font>

271
00:09:36,464 --> 00:09:38,332
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[overlapping shouting
\h\h\h\hand cheering]</font>

272
00:09:38,332 --> 00:09:40,101
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- "Now my release date
\h\h\h\his under review</font>

273
00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:43,497
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}because something y’all did
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin D.C.?"</font>

274
00:09:43,497 --> 00:09:44,837
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- My God. I’m going home.</font>

275
00:09:44,837 --> 00:09:45,705
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Prank war champion!</font>

276
00:09:45,705 --> 00:09:47,002
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Prank war champion!
\h\h\h\h- [screams]</font>

277
00:09:47,002 --> 00:09:49,903
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- It wasn’t like we’re just
pranking you like a guy died.</font>

278
00:09:49,903 --> 00:09:51,068
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}This is a murder
\hmystery dinner.</font>

279
00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:53,035
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hWe’re gonna find out
the person that killed him.</font>

280
00:09:53,035 --> 00:09:55,497
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You have to like--you have
to figure it out, like, cool.</font>

281
00:09:55,497 --> 00:09:57,002
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- We’re gonna bring
the suspects in here</font>

282
00:09:57,002 --> 00:09:59,068
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and you’re gonna have a chance
\h\h\h\h\hto interrogate them.</font>

283
00:09:59,068 --> 00:10:01,672
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}So come up with who you think
\h\h\h\hcommitted the crime,</font>

284
00:10:01,672 --> 00:10:02,639
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}how did they commit the crime,</font>

285
00:10:02,639 --> 00:10:03,804
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and why did they commit
\h\h\h\h\h\hthe crime.</font>

286
00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:06,705
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We need to put these pieces
\h\h\h\htogether, this crime,</font>

287
00:10:06,705 --> 00:10:07,870
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>so we can find out the murder.</i></font>

288
00:10:07,870 --> 00:10:10,464
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}After you killed the pool boy,
\h\h\hwhat did you watch on TV?</font>

289
00:10:10,464 --> 00:10:12,969
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Why would she kill a guy
\hwho was dicking her down?</font>

290
00:10:12,969 --> 00:10:14,771
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Because it wasn’t good.
\h\h\h\h- Women do that.</font>

291
00:10:14,771 --> 00:10:16,068
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Where were you
\h20 minutes ago?</font>

292
00:10:16,068 --> 00:10:18,365
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Why’d you do it?
- Did you do it together?</font>

293
00:10:18,365 --> 00:10:19,497
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Why did you kill
\h\h\hthe pool boy?</font>

294
00:10:19,497 --> 00:10:22,068
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Did you give him a [bleep]
\hfirst and then push him in?</font>

295
00:10:22,068 --> 00:10:23,497
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- What?
- Oh, my God, calm down.</font>

296
00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:25,167
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- All right.
All right, all right.</font>

297
00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:28,903
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Maybe after they had sex,
\h\h\h\h\h\hhe got hungry.</font>

298
00:10:28,903 --> 00:10:29,903
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You’re serial killers.</font>

299
00:10:29,903 --> 00:10:32,969
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Plot twist.
M. Night Shyamalan, what’s up?</font>

300
00:10:32,969 --> 00:10:34,365
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Maybe I killed him.</font>

301
00:10:34,365 --> 00:10:37,903
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I pegged that.
\h\h\h[laughter]</font>

302
00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:40,837
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Everybody is into the game
\h\h\h\hand excited to play.</font>

303
00:10:40,837 --> 00:10:42,969
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hI’m having
so much friggin’ fun.</font>

304
00:10:42,969 --> 00:10:45,233
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Vinny said both of them
\h\hcommitted the crime.</font>

305
00:10:45,233 --> 00:10:48,365
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}"They drugged and drowned him.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCrazy people."</font>

306
00:10:48,365 --> 00:10:50,068
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[laughter]
Angelina and Chris said,</font>

307
00:10:50,068 --> 00:10:53,002
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h"She banged him
and he killed him."</font>

308
00:10:53,002 --> 00:10:54,167
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

309
00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:57,035
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPauly D says,
"Vinny committed the crime."</font>

310
00:10:57,035 --> 00:10:58,936
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hThere you go.
The Situation says,</font>

311
00:10:58,936 --> 00:11:02,101
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h"She did it.
Drugged him by the pool</font>

312
00:11:02,101 --> 00:11:03,639
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}to frame the husband."</font>

313
00:11:03,639 --> 00:11:06,068
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}And believe it or not,
\h\h\h\hof all people,</font>

314
00:11:06,068 --> 00:11:09,497
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}The Situation is the one
\h\hthat figures it out.</font>

315
00:11:09,497 --> 00:11:10,332
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh!</font>

316
00:11:10,332 --> 00:11:11,266
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- God help us all.</font>

317
00:11:11,266 --> 00:11:14,969
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Being one with the streets
has really finally paid off.</font>

318
00:11:14,969 --> 00:11:17,398
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It takes a con to know a con.</font>

319
00:11:17,398 --> 00:11:18,738
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

320
00:11:18,738 --> 00:11:21,771
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Hey, Deena, that was amazing.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Thank you.</font>

321
00:11:21,771 --> 00:11:23,639
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hLike you all thought
there was someone in the pool.</font>

322
00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:26,035
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah, 100%, 100%.
\h\h\h\hYou got us.</font>

323
00:11:26,035 --> 00:11:28,672
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hDeena, I have to hand it
to her, She did a great job.</font>

324
00:11:28,672 --> 00:11:31,101
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h<i>\hShe could definitely
hang with me and I would love</i></font>

325
00:11:31,101 --> 00:11:32,936
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hto work with her
on a future prank.</font>

326
00:11:32,936 --> 00:11:37,530
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Prank war champion!</font>

327
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,332
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ I’m a champion,
</i>\h\h<i>\hI’ma win-win ♪</i></font>

328
00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:41,332
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ I’m a champion ♪</i></font>

329
00:11:41,332 --> 00:11:43,035
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- All these people have PTSD.</font>

330
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,035
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Deena made my wife cry.</font>

331
00:11:45,035 --> 00:11:45,969
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m sorry.</font>

332
00:11:45,969 --> 00:11:48,299
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I friggin’ got them.</font>

333
00:11:48,299 --> 00:11:49,936
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m the best.</font>

334
00:11:49,936 --> 00:11:51,068
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m a little drunk also.</font>

335
00:11:51,068 --> 00:11:53,530
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I deserve to have some wine.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd guess what?</font>

336
00:11:53,530 --> 00:11:54,969
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hI’m gonna go
have some more drinks</font>

337
00:11:54,969 --> 00:11:57,563
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}’cause I [bleep] won.
- Yeah, that was fun.</font>

338
00:11:57,563 --> 00:11:58,705
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Did you enjoy it?
\h\h\h\h\h- I did.</font>

339
00:11:58,705 --> 00:12:01,431
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Some people made it like,
\h\h\h\h"Oh, it’s so dark."</font>

340
00:12:01,431 --> 00:12:03,596
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI’m like,
"Relax. What the [bleep]."</font>

341
00:12:03,596 --> 00:12:05,101
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- It was a doozer
of an evening, for sure.</font>

342
00:12:05,101 --> 00:12:07,738
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yes. I didn’t wanna see that.
\h\h- You were crying, I mean.</font>

343
00:12:07,738 --> 00:12:10,870
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Some people are just, oh,
\hso uptight about [bleep].</font>

344
00:12:10,870 --> 00:12:11,398
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Relax.</font>

345
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:15,134
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Bro, the last person
I would ever think was Deena.</font>

346
00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:15,969
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah.
- Bro.</font>

347
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,431
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- She’s like "There’s
hypocrites at this table."</font>

348
00:12:17,431 --> 00:12:19,870
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- I’m like, "Dang,
tell us how you really feel."</font>

349
00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:21,365
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- You’re supposed
to make people mad.</font>

350
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:22,167
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}That’s a good prank.</font>

351
00:12:22,167 --> 00:12:25,332
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- I cried.
I called my therapist.</font>

352
00:12:25,332 --> 00:12:27,134
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You didn’t call
\hyour therapist.</font>

353
00:12:27,134 --> 00:12:27,936
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I texted.</font>

354
00:12:27,936 --> 00:12:29,068
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Sometimes in a group
\h\h\h\h\h\hlike this,</font>

355
00:12:29,068 --> 00:12:31,837
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hyou’re gonna have your few
that are like, "Oh, my God."</font>

356
00:12:31,837 --> 00:12:34,870
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Yeah, why?
- People are just...</font>

357
00:12:35,936 --> 00:12:36,705
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I don’t know, man.</font>

358
00:12:36,705 --> 00:12:38,870
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMike was like,
"What sex position did you do?"</font>

359
00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:39,639
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- After two years,</font>

360
00:12:39,639 --> 00:12:42,200
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hwhat was the position
that you actually picked?</font>

361
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,365
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Oh, my God,
you’re going there?</font>

362
00:12:43,365 --> 00:12:45,530
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, we’re not [bleep]
\h\h\h\h\h\hdoing that.</font>

363
00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:47,134
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Come on, Mike. Really?</font>

364
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,299
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Why--why do you need
\h\h\h\hto know that?</font>

365
00:12:48,299 --> 00:12:50,672
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Mike likes to stir the pot.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLet’s be real.</font>

366
00:12:50,672 --> 00:12:52,639
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- The pot is boiling--
\h\h\h\hboiling water,</font>

367
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:55,563
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hand it’s--
it’s [bleep] exploding.</font>

368
00:12:55,563 --> 00:12:57,738
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ ♪</i></font>

369
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:00,780
<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪</i></b>

370
00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:02,548
<b> </b><b><i>♪ La, la, la, la ♪</i></b>

371
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,617
<b> </b><b><i>♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪</i></b>

372
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:07,420
<b>- Who wants to see?</b>
<b>We're going to Florida, mama.</b>

373
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:08,521
<b>You excited?</b>

374
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,089
<b>It's finally the time,</b>
<b>Giovanna.</b>

375
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:11,958
<b>You are coming with Mommy</b>
<b>on vacation.</b>

376
00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:14,093
<b>This is literally gonna be</b>
<b>like the funnest trip.</b>

377
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,294
<b> </b><b><i>[upbeat music]</i></b>

378
00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:16,562
<b>Let's go to Florida.</b>

379
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,764
<b> </b><b><i>Jersey is out.</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>Bye, bitch.</i></b>

380
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,266
<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ Every single day</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>when the sun comes up ♪</i></b>

381
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,168
<b> </b><b><i>♪ No exceptions,</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>gotta show love ♪</i></b>

382
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,070
<b> </b><b><i>♪ Forever we young,</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>no, we never growing up ♪</i></b>

383
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,838
<b>- That was a bad-ass prank.</b>

384
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,673
<b>- I'm not okay. That's worse.</b>

385
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,542
<b>I'd rather see the guy die.</b>

386
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,744
<b>- It was worth it.</b>
<b>I don't care.</b>

387
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,313
<b>- Hey. What's up, Choocher?</b>
<b>Was just talking about you.</b>

388
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,115
<b>- I texted my sister</b>
<b>last night.</b>

389
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:38,985
<b>I go, "There was just a body</b>
<b>floating in pool.</b>

390
00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:41,821
<b>All the medics jumped in.</b>
<b>Don't know if he's alive."</b>

391
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,356
<b>- She's like,</b>
<b>"Was it a party or something?"</b>

392
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:45,558
<b>I said, "No, just a guy</b>
<b>walking around I guess.</b>

393
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,859
<b>[bleep] was crazy."</b>

394
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,795
<b>- Oh, my God.</b>
<b>[laughter]</b>

395
00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:50,763
<b>- And then I go,</b>
<b>"Oh, my God, it was a prank."</b>

396
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,532
<b>[laughter]</b>

397
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,801
<b>- A couple from the resort</b>
<b>called the cops.</b>

398
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:57,470
<b>- Bro, we were got bad.</b>

399
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,238
<b>- Yo, I can't believe</b>
<b>she pulled that [bleep] off.</b>

400
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:00,673
<b>- I know.</b>
<b>- Deena was, like,</b>

401
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,141
<b>getting snippy with Lauren.</b>

402
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,743
<b>- There's a lot of hypocrites</b>
<b>at this table</b>

403
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,044
<b>being [bleep] sensitive.</b>

404
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,679
<b>He's [bleep] alive.</b>

405
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,147
<b>- And I kinda like it.</b>

406
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:09,715
<b> </b><b><i>Deena is a badass</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>when she gets pissed off.</i></b>

407
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,150
<b>That's my type of friend.</b>

408
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,186
<b>For the first time,</b>
<b>I was kinda like, having like,</b>

409
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:14,921
<b>a popcorn moment,</b>
<b>eating the popcorn,</b>

410
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,889
<b>like watching it</b>
<b>in front of me.</b>

411
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,458
<b> </b><b><i>- I feel bad that</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>I yelled at her,</i></b>

412
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:19,992
<b>but she was being snippy to me.</b>

413
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:23,463
<b>Don't be snippy to me.</b>
<b>I'll be snippy back, okay?</b>

414
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,865
<b>- You keep saying "snippy,"</b>
<b>but I hear "bitchy."</b>

415
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:28,401
<b>- So yeah, she was being bitchy</b>
<b>so then I was being bitchy.</b>

416
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,602
<b>- [laughs]</b>

417
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,704
<b>- I was like,</b>
<b>"Oh, [bleep], round two."</b>

418
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:33,539
<b>- Some stuff is gonna go down.</b>

419
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,342
<b>- [grunts]</b>

420
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:40,780
<b>- Vinny, what are you doing?</b>

421
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,482
<b>It looks like</b>
<b>you're [bleep] the floor.</b>

422
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:44,383
<b>- [grunts]</b>

423
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:47,153
<b>I'm trying to get</b>
<b>more flexible.</b>

424
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,456
<b>So I've been trying to learn</b>
<b>how to, like, do splits.</b>

425
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,358
<b>- Oh, my God.</b>

426
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,993
<b> </b><b><i>- I'm a stripper in Vegas.</i></b>

427
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,129
<b>I go out there</b>
<b>for months at a time,</b>

428
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:57,497
<b>to shake this dangaling.</b>

429
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,332
<b>I want to, like, you know,</b>
<b>go against the wall,</b>

430
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,900
<b>do the handstand</b>
<b>with the twerk.</b>

431
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,301
<b>Dude, I swear to God.</b>

432
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,670
<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ Wanna lay it down ♪</i></b>

433
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,106
<b> </b><b><i>♪ So I can get your split ♪</i></b>

434
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,475
<b> </b><b><i>[sultry music]</i></b>

435
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,178
<b> </b><b><i>♪ You know you wanna ride it ♪</i></b>

436
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,080
<b> </b><b><i>♪ Come on and ride it ♪</i></b>

437
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,681
<b> </b><b><i>♪ You wanna ride it ♪</i></b>
<b>- Hey, Daddy.</b>

438
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,316
<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ Come on and ride it ♪</i></b>

439
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:18,985
<b> </b><b><i>♪ Lay down ♪</i></b>

440
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:21,721
<b> </b><b><i>♪ So I can get your split ♪</i></b>

441
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:24,390
<b> </b><b><i>♪ Wanna lay it down ♪</i></b>

442
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:25,825
<b>- [sighs]</b>

443
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:28,928
<b>[cell phone rings]</b>
<b>- Oh, it's Mike.</b>

444
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,196
<b>Yo, yo.</b>
<b>- What up, man?</b>

445
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,231
<b>Good morning.</b>
<b>How's the godfather today?</b>

446
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,566
<b>- I'm good, man.</b>

447
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,401
<b> </b><b><i>- How's the not godfather</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>right now?</i></b>

448
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,370
<b>- [grunting]</b>

449
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,005
<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

450
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:40,840
<b>- I'ma send you a picture.</b>

451
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,208
<b> </b><b><i>[message blips]</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>- Wait a second.</i></b>

452
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,810
<b>Wait a second.</b>
<b>Stop it. Stop it.</b>

453
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,745
<b>This man's doing splits</b>
<b>right now?</b>

454
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:48,181
<b>- Now I know why you didn't</b>
<b>pick him as the godfather.</b>

455
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:51,451
<b>I think it's time</b>
<b>that MVP to assemble</b>

456
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,419
<b>for a little bit of breakfast</b>
<b>and have a little bit</b>

457
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,121
<b>of a sit-down for what's--</b>
<b>what's to come.</b>

458
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,889
<b>- All right.</b>
<b>All right, peace out.</b>

459
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,191
<b>- We're going to breakfast?</b>

460
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,359
<b>- Yes, sir.</b>
<b>- All right, my dude.</b>

461
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:01,828
<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ I brought the energy ♪</i></b>

462
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,229
<b> </b><b><i>♪ Remember when I had</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>nothing to lose ♪</i></b>

463
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,397
<b> </b><b><i>♪ Remember saving up... ♪</i></b>

464
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,932
<b>- [laughs]</b>

465
00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:07,667
<b>So I'm going with Buckner</b>
<b>and Zack</b>

466
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,035
<b>to the bar to get coffee.</b>

467
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,504
<b>- Remember, Chris,</b>
<b>always defend our relationship.</b>

468
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:12,805
<b>- Yeah, like you do for me.</b>
<b>I know.</b>

469
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,006
<b>- I mean, sometimes I don't.</b>
<b>You're right.</b>

470
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,007
<b>- [laughs]</b>

471
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:16,676
<b>- Hey, Lauren.</b>
<b>- Hey.</b>

472
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,544
<b>- Wanna go to breakfast</b>
<b>with the girls?</b>

473
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,780
<b>- Yeah. I'll see you in a bit.</b>

474
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:25,218
<b>- I feel like you guys</b>
<b>are, like, my bodyguards.</b>

475
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,353
<b>- Nikki, do you wanna come</b>
<b>to get breakfast</b>

476
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,688
<b>with the girls at the pool?</b>

477
00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:29,722
<b> </b><b><i>- Yeah.</i></b>
<b>- But don't worry.</b>

478
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:30,990
<b>It's not the dead pool.</b>

479
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,495
<b>- Oh, now there's</b>
<b>a lifeguard here.</b>

480
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,096
<b>- You think they're looking</b>
<b>for that dead body?</b>

481
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,533
<b>- Everyone's in black attending</b>
<b>the guy's funeral right now.</b>

482
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,934
<b>- All right, boys.</b>

483
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,370
<b>We have a bit of a celebration</b>
<b>happening tonight.</b>

484
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,805
<b>- Oh, word?</b>
<b>- Yup, yup, yup.</b>

485
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:49,509
<b>So tonight, Big Daddy Sitch</b>
<b>is gonna go big.</b>

486
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,712
<b>I'm gonna celebrate</b>
<b>that I'm a free man.</b>

487
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,113
<b> </b><b><i>[music winds down]</i></b>

488
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:56,983
<b>- You--you been free though.</b>

489
00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:59,018
<b>- Yeah, we already did you</b>
<b>a get-out-of-jail party.</b>

490
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:01,220
<b>- You're a free man.</b>
<b>- Yes, yes.</b>

491
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:03,356
<b>Pauly knows about this.</b>
<b>I'm off paper right now.</b>

492
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:04,857
<b>- Oh, off-paper party.</b>

493
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,959
<b>- I just got my voting rights</b>
<b>restored.</b>

494
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,395
<b>Okay.</b>
<b>Passport has been returned.</b>

495
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,230
<b>- Know what that means?</b>
<b>Party time.</b>

496
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,465
<b>- Also--</b>
<b>- He just got a new shirt.</b>

497
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,466
<b>Know what means?</b>

498
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,535
<b>- Party time.</b>
<b>- And--</b>

499
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,036
<b>- Yo, those new Yeezy Slides?</b>

500
00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,571
<b>- Party.</b>
<b>- Yo, party time.</b>

501
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,139
<b>- Somebody got new kicks.</b>
<b>We're having a party.</b>

502
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,974
<b>- Yeah.</b>
<b>- We call it the kick it party.</b>

503
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,243
<b>- Mike woke up this morning.</b>
<b>Party.</b>

504
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:27,313
<b>Mike is throwing another party</b>
<b>for himself.</b>

505
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,748
<b>We had a party for you</b>
<b>last week.</b>

506
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,284
<b>- Someone seems a little salty.</b>
<b>- Exactly.</b>

507
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:33,252
<b>- Bro, like how many parties</b>
<b>are we gonna do?</b>

508
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:35,488
<b>[all cheering]</b>

509
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,691
<b>all: ♪ Happy birthday ♪</b>

510
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,461
<b>Surprise!</b>

511
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,429
<b>- ♪ I wanna rock right now ♪</b>

512
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,832
<b>- Welcome!</b>
<b>- Oh, [bleep].</b>

513
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,700
<b>- It's your premiere party!</b>

514
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,869
<b>- Happy Soberversary!</b>
<b>[cars honking]</b>

515
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,537
<b>- It's a boy!</b>

516
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:52,972
<b>[grunts]</b>
<b>- [screams]</b>

517
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,607
<b>- It's a boy!</b>
<b>[all cheering]</b>

518
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,909
<b>First piece is cut, guys.</b>
<b>all: Whoo!</b>

519
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,244
<b>- Yeah!</b>

520
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:01,781
<b>all:</b>
<b>♪ The blessification today ♪</b>

521
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,382
<b>- I just think he wants cake.</b>

522
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,084
<b>- It is a freedom celebration.</b>

523
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:07,820
<b>Also, Big Daddy Sitch was born</b>
<b>on Independence Day.</b>

524
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:08,821
<b>- Yeah.</b>
<b>- July 4th.</b>

525
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,890
<b>- So my birthday's next week.</b>

526
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,425
<b>But, you know, we need</b>
<b>another party for Mike though.</b>

527
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:13,559
<b>- Yo, let's do it.</b>
<b>- We never know.</b>

528
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:14,994
<b>I've been on "Jersey Shore"</b>

529
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:18,097
<b>for, like, 13 years now</b>
<b>and never had a party.</b>

530
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,699
<b>- You got new sunglasses.</b>
<b>Let's have a party.</b>

531
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,400
<b>- For sure, yeah.</b>

532
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,971
<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ Rock bottom smile bares</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>its rotting teeth again ♪</i></b>

533
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,472
<b>[laughter]</b>

534
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,274
<b> </b><b><i>♪ Acts like</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>there's nothing wrong ♪</i></b>

535
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,677
<b> </b><b><i>♪ And they're still</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>my closest friend ♪</i></b>

536
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:35,748
<b>- I think at this point, Sammi</b>
<b>would get a party before me.</b>

537
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:39,218
<b> </b><b><i>Danny from the Shore Store</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>will get a party before me.</i></b>

538
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,554
<b> </b><b><i>The Unit would get</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>a party before me.</i></b>

539
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,956
<b>I think that my roommates</b>
<b>are gonna throw</b>

540
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:47,293
<b>Kirk from "Floribama Shore"</b>

541
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,795
<b>a party before me.</b>

542
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,564
<b>- Celebration</b>
<b>in Mike's honor tonight.</b>

543
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:53,933
<b>- Another one.</b>
<b>- Oh, my God.</b>

544
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,301
<b>- [laughs]</b>

545
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:58,004
<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

546
00:19:00,502 --> 00:19:01,898
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h<i>\h- ♪ I believe
in impossibilities ♪</i></font>

547
00:19:01,898 --> 00:19:02,865
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ I brought the energy ♪</i></font>

548
00:19:02,865 --> 00:19:04,337
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ Remember when I had
</i>\h<i>\hnothing to lose ♪</i></font>

549
00:19:04,337 --> 00:19:05,403
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ Remember saving up... ♪</i></font>

550
00:19:05,403 --> 00:19:06,865
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, that’s good produce.</font>

551
00:19:06,865 --> 00:19:08,403
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- You guys know
how to play chess?</font>

552
00:19:08,403 --> 00:19:09,337
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- The queen does everything.</font>

553
00:19:09,337 --> 00:19:12,238
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- The queen does everything.
\h\h\h\h- King does [bleep].</font>

554
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,370
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yep. Typical.</font>

555
00:19:13,370 --> 00:19:15,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

556
00:19:15,997 --> 00:19:18,700
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I gotta admit, Deena,
\h\h\h\h\h\hyou’re a G.</font>

557
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,535
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Thanks.
- You really are a G.</font>

558
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:22,172
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I will never cross you ever.</font>

559
00:19:22,172 --> 00:19:25,205
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah, you scare me now,
\h\h\h\h\hin a good way.</font>

560
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I was like, that guy’s dead.</font>

561
00:19:26,964 --> 00:19:30,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Wait, no.
Your Chris was like, he’s dead.</font>

562
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:31,601
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We gotta go, guys. Let’s go.</font>

563
00:19:31,601 --> 00:19:34,601
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Harder!
- What is that?</font>

564
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No [bleep] given at all.
\h\h\h\hThat’s his whole--</font>

565
00:19:36,129 --> 00:19:37,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No compassion. "He’s dead.
\h\h\hLet’s keep it moving."</font>

566
00:19:37,964 --> 00:19:41,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I mean, that’s scary
\hthat he’s like that.</font>

567
00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:41,700
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[both laugh]</font>

568
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:44,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- So, Ang, now that you guys
broke the seal, how are things?</font>

569
00:19:44,832 --> 00:19:47,172
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You’re gonna have breakfast
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith the girls.</font>

570
00:19:47,172 --> 00:19:50,634
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
- I’m thinking that Angeliners,</font>

571
00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:55,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}there may be some holes
\h\h\h\h\hin her story.</font>

572
00:19:55,271 --> 00:19:56,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}They said that they smushed</font>

573
00:19:56,964 --> 00:19:58,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hwhen in fact
they did not smush--</font>

574
00:19:58,766 --> 00:20:00,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I think you’re totally
\h\h\h\h\honto something.</font>

575
00:20:00,502 --> 00:20:01,700
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We can get to the bottom
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hof this.</font>

576
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:02,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- The truth
shall reveal itself.</font>

577
00:20:02,964 --> 00:20:05,535
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Did you do it again?
- No, we didn’t do it again.</font>

578
00:20:05,535 --> 00:20:08,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- You guys had two years
of, like, pent-up tension.</font>

579
00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:10,172
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- And I feel like after
\hyou break that seal,</font>

580
00:20:10,172 --> 00:20:11,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}you kind of wanna go again.</font>

581
00:20:11,096 --> 00:20:13,568
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Exactly. How was it?
- You don’t feel like that?</font>

582
00:20:13,568 --> 00:20:15,469
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No.
- How do you feel after it?</font>

583
00:20:15,469 --> 00:20:17,271
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Are you guys not attracted
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto each other?</font>

584
00:20:17,271 --> 00:20:17,997
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I don’t know.</font>

585
00:20:17,997 --> 00:20:21,436
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Not sure what that says about
\hhow strong their marriage is.</font>

586
00:20:21,436 --> 00:20:22,403
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I mean...
[laughs]</font>

587
00:20:22,403 --> 00:20:23,634
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Like, that’s crazy.</font>

588
00:20:23,634 --> 00:20:25,436
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- But let’s see how it is
\h\h\h\hin the new house,</font>

589
00:20:25,436 --> 00:20:27,337
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}but I put it solely onto my--</font>

590
00:20:27,337 --> 00:20:29,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- That’s destination happiness.
\h\h\h\hThat’s not gonna last.</font>

591
00:20:29,766 --> 00:20:31,568
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}When I buy that new house,
\h\h\h\h\h\hI’ll be happy.</font>

592
00:20:31,568 --> 00:20:32,535
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}When I go on that trip there--</font>

593
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Well, that’s what he thinks,
\h\h\h\h\hbut I’m just saying--</font>

594
00:20:34,063 --> 00:20:35,634
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- It might--
and you might be happy</font>

595
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:36,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}for, like, the day you move in,</font>

596
00:20:36,832 --> 00:20:38,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hbut that’s not
a long-term fix--</font>

597
00:20:38,129 --> 00:20:40,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- If you’re not happy with--
\h\h\h\h\h\hlike, internally.</font>

598
00:20:40,832 --> 00:20:41,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}both: Yeah.</font>

599
00:20:41,799 --> 00:20:43,865
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I put it all under my name
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hjust in--</font>

600
00:20:43,865 --> 00:20:45,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}like, you know, just...</font>

601
00:20:45,997 --> 00:20:49,370
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>\h- She’s doing everything
to prepare for a divorce.</i></font>

602
00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:52,172
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hI remember someone else
that would put everything</font>

603
00:20:52,172 --> 00:20:54,997
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}in her name just in case.</font>

604
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It all came to an end.</font>

605
00:20:57,502 --> 00:21:00,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah, so I’m just gonna
\h\h\h\hsee how it goes.</font>

606
00:21:00,063 --> 00:21:02,238
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Whoa, a little T-storm
rolling up in here, man.</font>

607
00:21:02,238 --> 00:21:03,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- There’s definitely a T-storm
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hrolling through.</font>

608
00:21:03,766 --> 00:21:04,997
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[thunder rumbles]
\h- Here we are.</font>

609
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:08,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- All right, it’s time.
\h\h\hIt’s time to go.</font>

610
00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:09,238
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Let’s go.</font>

611
00:21:09,238 --> 00:21:09,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [sighs]</font>

612
00:21:09,799 --> 00:21:12,535
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}That would suck if it rains
\h\h\h\h\hfor Mike’s party.</font>

613
00:21:12,535 --> 00:21:13,370
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[chuckles]</font>

614
00:21:13,370 --> 00:21:14,700
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Got a T-storm
rolling in here.</font>

615
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:16,271
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I know, what?</font>

616
00:21:16,271 --> 00:21:17,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [screams]</font>

617
00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:19,337
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- I’m not ready
to wash my hair.</font>

618
00:21:19,337 --> 00:21:20,469
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We go outside?</font>

619
00:21:20,469 --> 00:21:21,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [laughs]</font>

620
00:21:21,766 --> 00:21:23,337
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Got my [bleep] slides on.</font>

621
00:21:23,337 --> 00:21:24,733
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Ah!
[laughs]</font>

622
00:21:24,733 --> 00:21:26,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yo, it is a monsoon.</font>

623
00:21:26,096 --> 00:21:29,898
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>\h- ♪ This is the sound
of the pa-pa-pageantry ♪</i></font>

624
00:21:29,898 --> 00:21:31,337
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What is a "key," exactly?</font>

625
00:21:31,337 --> 00:21:33,172
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Like little islands.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh.</font>

626
00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:34,931
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- There’s a key
out from Jamaica.</font>

627
00:21:34,931 --> 00:21:37,304
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hLike every Sunday,
people take their boats out.</font>

628
00:21:37,304 --> 00:21:39,469
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I guess it’s like
\h\h\h\hthe F-Cove.</font>

629
00:21:39,469 --> 00:21:40,634
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- F-Cove is nasty.</font>

630
00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:43,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Herpes-infested water,
\h\h\h\h\hbut it’s fun.</font>

631
00:21:43,964 --> 00:21:45,997
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Well, then we all [bleep]
\h\h\hhad, you know, UTIs.</font>

632
00:21:45,997 --> 00:21:48,469
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Wow, we’re just going there?
\h\h\h- I’ve had a lot of them.</font>

633
00:21:48,469 --> 00:21:49,634
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You know what I was
\halways wondering?</font>

634
00:21:49,634 --> 00:21:51,436
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hLike, I just want to see
clear water all over the world.</font>

635
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hLike there’s astronauts
that [bleep] went on Mars.</font>

636
00:21:53,799 --> 00:21:55,271
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}So you’re gonna tell me
\h\h\h\h\hwe can’t make</font>

637
00:21:55,271 --> 00:21:56,733
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}a filtration system
for the [bleep]...</font>

638
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:59,337
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Just a big ocean.
You know, you can’t clean it.</font>

639
00:21:59,337 --> 00:22:01,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I mean, people--we did just
\h\h\h\h[bleep] land on Mars.</font>

640
00:22:01,799 --> 00:22:03,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m just saying.
So if we could--</font>

641
00:22:03,096 --> 00:22:04,931
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We just did?
\h\h\h\h- Yeah.</font>

642
00:22:04,931 --> 00:22:05,898
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What are you talking about?</font>

643
00:22:05,898 --> 00:22:08,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Didn’t we just go to Mars
\h\h\h\hfor the first time?</font>

644
00:22:09,172 --> 00:22:10,271
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

645
00:22:10,271 --> 00:22:11,271
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>I was watching the news,</i></font>

646
00:22:11,271 --> 00:22:13,403
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hand this girl,
she was in a NASA suit,</font>

647
00:22:13,403 --> 00:22:15,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hand she’s like,
"I never, in a million years</i></font>

648
00:22:15,799 --> 00:22:17,535
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}thought that I was gonna
\h\h\hbe going to Mars."</font>

649
00:22:17,535 --> 00:22:18,568
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Like--and I was like, "Wow."</font>

650
00:22:18,568 --> 00:22:20,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Like, I wanna [bleep]
\h\h\h\h\hgo to Mars.</font>

651
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:21,997
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- They put a robot on Mars.</font>

652
00:22:21,997 --> 00:22:24,436
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- No, they put
an actual person on Mars.</font>

653
00:22:24,436 --> 00:22:25,601
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I don’t think so.</font>

654
00:22:25,601 --> 00:22:27,205
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What if they were like,</font>

655
00:22:27,205 --> 00:22:29,469
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}"We found--we found aliens."</font>

656
00:22:29,469 --> 00:22:30,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Would you--would you touch one?</font>

657
00:22:30,832 --> 00:22:32,931
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Would I touch one?
\h- Wait, touch one?</font>

658
00:22:32,931 --> 00:22:34,700
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Not like--
not like grab down there.</font>

659
00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:37,634
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I never even thought
of grabbing down there.</font>

660
00:22:37,634 --> 00:22:40,271
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Do they even have--
\hI don’t even know.</font>

661
00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:42,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- I don’t know
what Angelina is,</font>

662
00:22:42,096 --> 00:22:44,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hbut she’s definitely
not a rocket scientist.</font>

663
00:22:44,766 --> 00:22:46,370
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Hi, babe.
- Hi, my love.</font>

664
00:22:46,370 --> 00:22:47,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Missed you so much.</font>

665
00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:49,337
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Where’s our husbands?</font>

666
00:22:49,337 --> 00:22:50,601
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- How are you?</font>

667
00:22:50,601 --> 00:22:54,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- The theme of tonight’s party
\h\h\h\h\h\his a freedom party.</font>

668
00:22:54,063 --> 00:22:57,469
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Can we do hot dogs, hamburgers,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFrench fries?</font>

669
00:22:57,469 --> 00:23:00,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’ve been on some sort
\hof supervision, okay?</font>

670
00:23:00,766 --> 00:23:01,667
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It’s called paper, okay?</font>

671
00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:03,700
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hIt’s called--
oh, you can--stop it.</font>

672
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:05,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You know?</font>

673
00:23:06,129 --> 00:23:07,601
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my God.</font>

674
00:23:07,601 --> 00:23:09,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}She knows about paper.</font>

675
00:23:10,469 --> 00:23:11,898
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Sissy, we made it.</font>

676
00:23:11,898 --> 00:23:14,667
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We’re in international waters.</font>

677
00:23:14,667 --> 00:23:16,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Where are we, mama?</font>

678
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,634
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We’re in Florida.
\hWe made it, mama.</font>

679
00:23:19,634 --> 00:23:21,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I wasn’t even recording that.</font>

680
00:23:21,799 --> 00:23:22,634
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[bleep].</font>

681
00:23:22,634 --> 00:23:24,205
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Shoot. Shoot.</font>

682
00:23:24,205 --> 00:23:25,733
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- All my [bleep] friends
\h\h\hfrom Staten Island</font>

683
00:23:25,733 --> 00:23:26,700
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}are sending me this right now.</font>

684
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:29,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}"Kim Kardashian is intrigued
\h\h\h\h\hby Pete Davidson."</font>

685
00:23:29,096 --> 00:23:31,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Angelina, looks like
you’re not the Kim Kardashian</font>

686
00:23:31,766 --> 00:23:33,238
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}of Staten Island anymore.</font>

687
00:23:33,238 --> 00:23:33,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I know.</font>

688
00:23:33,832 --> 00:23:35,205
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Kim Kardashian
and Pete Davidson</font>

689
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:38,205
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}look like Angelina and Vinny
\h\h\h\h\h\hof Staten Island.</font>

690
00:23:38,205 --> 00:23:39,898
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- All right, Kim Kardashian.
\h\h\h\h\h\hYou’re more like</font>

691
00:23:39,898 --> 00:23:41,403
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}the Rob Kardashian
\hof Staten Island,</font>

692
00:23:41,403 --> 00:23:43,568
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hyou ugly [bleep].
- Shut the [bleep] up,</font>

693
00:23:43,568 --> 00:23:46,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou [bleep]
22-year-old little [bleep].</font>

694
00:23:46,096 --> 00:23:46,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my gosh.</font>

695
00:23:46,799 --> 00:23:47,898
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I actually think
\hhe’s a cool kid.</font>

696
00:23:47,898 --> 00:23:50,271
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Yeah, after that movie,
you weren’t totally impressed.</font>

697
00:23:50,271 --> 00:23:52,436
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Yeah, I remember that.
- I should have had a cameo.</font>

698
00:23:52,436 --> 00:23:54,172
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- "Why the [bleep]
didn’t they have me in here?"</font>

699
00:23:54,172 --> 00:23:55,931
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Great impression.
\h\h\h- It’s "SNL."</font>

700
00:23:55,931 --> 00:23:57,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}SNL. You wanna get on that.</font>

701
00:23:57,030 --> 00:23:58,634
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Every year,
there’s an audition.</font>

702
00:23:58,634 --> 00:24:00,271
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Let’s see--
do an impression.</font>

703
00:24:00,271 --> 00:24:02,337
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Let’s start with an easy one.</font>

704
00:24:02,337 --> 00:24:04,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Robert de Niro.</font>

705
00:24:04,096 --> 00:24:05,601
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Even Zack can do this one.</font>

706
00:24:05,601 --> 00:24:07,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- [weakly]
Are you talking to me?</font>

707
00:24:07,096 --> 00:24:09,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my God.
\h- Come on.</font>

708
00:24:09,799 --> 00:24:10,700
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Terrible.</font>

709
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,205
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Come on. Entertain us.</font>

710
00:24:12,205 --> 00:24:14,997
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I don’t know
what we’re doing for dinner.</font>

711
00:24:14,997 --> 00:24:16,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [laughs]</font>

712
00:24:16,030 --> 00:24:18,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- I heard, like,
40 different things.</font>

713
00:24:18,766 --> 00:24:20,337
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]
- [bleep].</font>

714
00:24:20,337 --> 00:24:20,997
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- That’s it?</font>

715
00:24:20,997 --> 00:24:25,700
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- I really had high hopes.
I had such high hopes for you.</font>

716
00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:26,733
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah.
- See?</font>

717
00:24:26,733 --> 00:24:28,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Try somebody else.</font>

718
00:24:28,030 --> 00:24:30,403
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- You guys
are being hypocrites.</font>

719
00:24:30,403 --> 00:24:31,469
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh!</font>

720
00:24:31,469 --> 00:24:32,436
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Because, you know,</font>

721
00:24:32,436 --> 00:24:36,535
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}like, you’re not playing along
\h\h\h\hand you’re being judgy.</font>

722
00:24:36,535 --> 00:24:38,337
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

723
00:24:38,337 --> 00:24:39,931
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Jenni, where we going
\h\hfor your wedding?</font>

724
00:24:39,931 --> 00:24:42,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m thinking like a castle.</font>

725
00:24:44,271 --> 00:24:45,667
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh.</font>

726
00:24:45,667 --> 00:24:47,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I gotta go.</font>

727
00:24:47,030 --> 00:24:49,337
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

728
00:24:49,337 --> 00:24:52,535
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Angelina, did you have sex
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith Chris yet?</font>

729
00:24:52,535 --> 00:24:56,667
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah, we did but it was,
\h\h\h\hyou know, it was--</font>

730
00:24:56,667 --> 00:24:58,601
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}yeah, we did.
\h[laughter]</font>

731
00:24:58,601 --> 00:25:00,271
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}What else do you wanna
\h\h\h\h\h[bleep] know?</font>

732
00:25:00,271 --> 00:25:01,568
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Did you enjoy it?</font>

733
00:25:01,568 --> 00:25:04,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, did I enjoy it.
I don’t [bleep] know.</font>

734
00:25:04,502 --> 00:25:05,370
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

735
00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:06,568
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- It’s like
I wasn’t even there.</font>

736
00:25:06,568 --> 00:25:09,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Did he [bleep] got on top of me
\h\h\h[bleep] with his [bleep]</font>

737
00:25:09,766 --> 00:25:13,370
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hand he [bleep] thing
with the [bleep] and the thing.</font>

738
00:25:13,370 --> 00:25:14,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}And then [bleep] did it.</font>

739
00:25:14,502 --> 00:25:15,865
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Wait, is this Robert de Niro
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hor Angelina?</font>

740
00:25:15,865 --> 00:25:18,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah, I don’t know
\h\hwho you’re doing.</font>

741
00:25:18,129 --> 00:25:19,997
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Vinny, don’t go on "SNL."</font>

742
00:25:19,997 --> 00:25:21,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Yeah.
[laughter]</font>

743
00:25:21,832 --> 00:25:23,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Try somebody else.</font>

744
00:25:27,289 --> 00:25:29,520
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ Right now, let’s go ♪</i></font>

745
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:30,223
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- [sighs]</i></font>

746
00:25:30,223 --> 00:25:33,025
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hWell, we planned our
water activities today.</font>

747
00:25:33,025 --> 00:25:34,850
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Looks like a T-storm’s
\h\h\h\hrolling through.</font>

748
00:25:34,850 --> 00:25:35,992
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I think it rolled
\hthrough already.</font>

749
00:25:35,992 --> 00:25:36,992
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Hold on, let me check my radar.</font>

750
00:25:36,992 --> 00:25:38,256
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hOh, we’re good.
- We’ll tell the girls.</font>

751
00:25:38,256 --> 00:25:39,619
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah, let’s tell ’em.
\h- They’ll be excited.</font>

752
00:25:39,619 --> 00:25:41,487
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Yeah, I love activities
\h\hthis time of year.</font>

753
00:25:41,487 --> 00:25:44,553
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hSo we’ve got like--like,
Tiki bar boat, water sports.</font>

754
00:25:44,553 --> 00:25:45,223
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, cool.</font>

755
00:25:45,223 --> 00:25:46,520
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- And drink and stuff,
\ha fully stocked bar,</font>

756
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,025
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and then we got some Jet Skis.</font>

757
00:25:48,025 --> 00:25:48,883
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[upbeat music]</i></font>

758
00:25:48,883 --> 00:25:51,355
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- This looks like
\hanimal kingdom.</i></font>

759
00:25:51,355 --> 00:25:53,058
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We’re in "Jurassic Park."</font>

760
00:25:53,058 --> 00:25:54,817
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Let’s go to the beach bar,
\h\h\h\h\h\hhave some drinks.</font>

761
00:25:54,817 --> 00:25:55,992
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I want a drink.
\h\h\h- Let’s go.</font>

762
00:25:55,992 --> 00:25:58,817
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- [gasps]
Gigi, we’re here.</font>

763
00:25:58,817 --> 00:25:59,355
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh.</font>

764
00:25:59,355 --> 00:26:02,487
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m gonna be six years sober
\h\h\h\h\hin a couple of weeks.</font>

765
00:26:02,487 --> 00:26:03,883
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}That right there is like
\h\h\h\ha badge of honor.</font>

766
00:26:03,883 --> 00:26:06,223
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Have a shot then.
\h\h\h\h- [bleep].</font>

767
00:26:06,223 --> 00:26:07,751
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ ♪</i></font>

768
00:26:07,751 --> 00:26:09,058
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Gigi, we’re here.</font>

769
00:26:09,058 --> 00:26:10,883
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Whoo!
- We made it.</font>

770
00:26:10,883 --> 00:26:13,553
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We made it.
- Here we go.</font>

771
00:26:13,553 --> 00:26:15,586
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, my God.</font>

772
00:26:15,586 --> 00:26:17,883
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Gigi, look at all this stuff
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwe can do.</font>

773
00:26:17,883 --> 00:26:21,454
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Digging for shark teeth,
\h\hsand castle building,</font>

774
00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:25,190
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}corky--cocoa pot--
\h\h\hI can’t read.</font>

775
00:26:25,388 --> 00:26:26,421
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[phone rings]</font>

776
00:26:26,421 --> 00:26:27,421
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Hello?</font>

777
00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:28,520
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Meatball?</font>

778
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,091
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Meatball!</font>

779
00:26:30,091 --> 00:26:31,454
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yes, it’s happening.</font>

780
00:26:31,454 --> 00:26:32,916
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m here and I’m in the lobby.</font>

781
00:26:32,916 --> 00:26:33,883
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>I don’t know where to go.</i></font>

782
00:26:33,883 --> 00:26:35,289
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h<i>\hI don’t know
where you guys are.</i></font>

783
00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:36,190
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Like, I wanna really rage.</font>

784
00:26:36,190 --> 00:26:38,586
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- Come to the beach bar.
</i>\h\h<i>\h- Let’s go, girl.</i></font>

785
00:26:38,586 --> 00:26:41,992
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m ready for my pina colada.
\h\h\h\h\hLet’s go, bitches.</font>

786
00:26:41,992 --> 00:26:43,454
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I see the girls!</font>

787
00:26:43,454 --> 00:26:44,992
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- And Sissy.</font>

788
00:26:44,992 --> 00:26:46,058
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Hi, guys.</font>

789
00:26:46,058 --> 00:26:48,619
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Hey.
all: Hi!</font>

790
00:26:48,619 --> 00:26:50,553
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- My meatball has arrived.</font>

791
00:26:50,553 --> 00:26:53,124
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>Let’s have a wine
\hand let’s party.</i></font>

792
00:26:53,124 --> 00:26:54,388
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Let’s get a drink.</font>

793
00:26:54,388 --> 00:26:55,256
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I love Florida.</font>

794
00:26:55,256 --> 00:26:57,322
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Come on, party’s here.
\h\h\h\h\hLet’s go, girl.</font>

795
00:26:57,322 --> 00:26:58,959
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- And Sissy loves
going to Florida</font>

796
00:26:58,959 --> 00:27:00,992
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}so this is gonna be
\h\h\ha good time.</font>

797
00:27:00,992 --> 00:27:02,091
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Gigi.</font>

798
00:27:02,091 --> 00:27:03,916
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Give me kiss.
\h\hGiovanna!</font>

799
00:27:03,916 --> 00:27:06,751
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}She’s trying to find the beach.
\h\h\hThat’s what’s happening.</font>

800
00:27:06,751 --> 00:27:07,883
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Where’s the beach?</font>

801
00:27:07,883 --> 00:27:10,421
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Right there.
Where else would it be?</font>

802
00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:12,916
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Yeah, go get her
before she gets arrested.</font>

803
00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:15,058
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m a [bleep] good person.</font>

804
00:27:15,058 --> 00:27:15,883
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Guys, gather around.</font>

805
00:27:15,883 --> 00:27:18,223
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Guys, gather around.
Mike’s having a party.</font>

806
00:27:18,223 --> 00:27:19,058
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I have an announcement.</font>

807
00:27:19,058 --> 00:27:21,784
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Mike got new flip-flops.
\h\h\h\hLet’s have a party.</font>

808
00:27:21,784 --> 00:27:22,619
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I have an announcement.</font>

809
00:27:22,619 --> 00:27:25,685
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}After many long, long years
\h\h\h\hunder supervision,</font>

810
00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:29,289
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hBig Daddy Sitch
is now off probation</font>

811
00:27:29,289 --> 00:27:33,718
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and tonight is the official
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hindependence</font>

812
00:27:33,718 --> 00:27:35,421
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}BDS party, okay?</font>

813
00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:36,850
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[cheers and applause]</font>

814
00:27:36,850 --> 00:27:39,388
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Congratulations!
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah!</font>

815
00:27:39,388 --> 00:27:41,058
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Yeah, another Mike party.</font>

816
00:27:41,058 --> 00:27:43,619
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[cheers and applause]
\h\h\h\h\hWhoo! Yeah.</font>

817
00:27:43,619 --> 00:27:47,850
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHey guys, guys,
my birthday’s in three days.</font>

818
00:27:47,850 --> 00:27:49,256
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- God, your birthday?</font>

819
00:27:49,256 --> 00:27:51,289
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Happy birthday, Vinny.
\h- Happy birthday, Vinn.</font>

820
00:27:51,289 --> 00:27:53,784
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- I’m a little salty ’cause
</i>\h<i>\heveryone has pretty much</i></font>

821
00:27:53,784 --> 00:27:55,190
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>had a party for them
</i>\h\h<i>\hat some point.</i></font>

822
00:27:55,190 --> 00:27:58,586
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hLike someone can fart and
they’ll throw a party for them.</font>

823
00:27:58,586 --> 00:27:59,784
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Party for Mike!</font>

824
00:27:59,784 --> 00:28:02,916
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[cheers and applause]</font>

825
00:28:02,916 --> 00:28:06,487
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[crew cheering]</font>

826
00:28:07,322 --> 00:28:08,223
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Party for Jenni!</font>

827
00:28:08,223 --> 00:28:11,058
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah!
- Whoo!</font>

828
00:28:11,058 --> 00:28:14,256
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[all cheering]</font>

829
00:28:14,256 --> 00:28:15,817
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Party for Vinny!</font>

830
00:28:15,817 --> 00:28:17,256
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[seagull chirps]</font>

831
00:28:17,256 --> 00:28:18,322
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hWe’ll pass.
- All right.</font>

832
00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:19,355
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- [laughs]
- It’s settled.</font>

833
00:28:19,355 --> 00:28:22,058
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Aww.
- All right, guys, no party,</font>

834
00:28:22,058 --> 00:28:24,487
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hbut we’re gonna go
to the Jet Skis. Let’s go.</font>

835
00:28:24,487 --> 00:28:26,685
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yes. Let’s go.</font>

836
00:28:26,685 --> 00:28:28,959
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Can we bring drinks
\h\hlike it’s Vegas?</font>

837
00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:29,520
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Yeah?</font>

838
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:30,992
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ Hot girl, hot dress,
</i>\h\h\h<i>\hhot summer day ♪</i></font>

839
00:28:30,992 --> 00:28:33,190
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h<i>\h♪ So hot make
the competition run away ♪</i></font>

840
00:28:33,190 --> 00:28:34,916
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- The girls are doing
\h\h\h\h\ha Tiki bar.</font>

841
00:28:34,916 --> 00:28:36,817
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It’s like a little bar
\h\h\h\h\hon the water.</font>

842
00:28:36,817 --> 00:28:41,025
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, my God.
This is like an actual bar.</font>

843
00:28:41,025 --> 00:28:41,586
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh!</font>

844
00:28:41,586 --> 00:28:44,223
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Nicole, look, it’s a manatee.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Where?</font>

845
00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,553
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What the [bleep] is that?</font>

846
00:28:45,553 --> 00:28:48,058
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- That looks like me
\h\h\hin the morning.</font>

847
00:28:48,058 --> 00:28:51,025
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- How cute.
- Hi, manatee.</font>

848
00:28:51,025 --> 00:28:52,289
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[all shouting]</font>

849
00:28:52,289 --> 00:28:57,124
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- All right, I need to get
\h\h\h\hthis party started.</font>

850
00:28:57,124 --> 00:28:59,388
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my God, we’re moving.</font>

851
00:28:59,388 --> 00:29:01,355
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Jet Skis! Jet Skis!</font>

852
00:29:01,355 --> 00:29:03,256
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hWhen you’re on a Jet Ski,
you’re officially on vacation.</font>

853
00:29:03,256 --> 00:29:05,685
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hYou’re not on vacation
until you’re on a Jet Ski.</font>

854
00:29:05,685 --> 00:29:07,586
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- This is the best day
\h\h\h\h\h\hof my life.</font>

855
00:29:07,586 --> 00:29:09,619
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Jet Skis! Hoo-hoo!</font>

856
00:29:09,619 --> 00:29:11,124
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Go, boys!
\h\h\h- Hi.</font>

857
00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,586
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Cool boat, babe.
\h\h\h\h- Have fun.</font>

858
00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:14,916
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Chris, be careful.</font>

859
00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:16,959
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Don’t be a friggin’ idiot
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon there.</font>

860
00:29:16,959 --> 00:29:17,850
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Let’s go, bitches.</font>

861
00:29:17,850 --> 00:29:19,256
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Where the [bleep]
\h\h\hare the boys?</font>

862
00:29:19,256 --> 00:29:20,520
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Sail out to sea.</font>

863
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,025
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hWelcome to
the salt life, bitch.</font>

864
00:29:22,025 --> 00:29:25,454
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I wish we had a door so we can
\h\h\h\hbe like Jack and Rose.</font>

865
00:29:25,454 --> 00:29:27,355
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Let’s reenact "Titanic."</font>

866
00:29:27,355 --> 00:29:28,157
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah, you’re Jack.</font>

867
00:29:28,157 --> 00:29:30,487
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You’re Jack, bitch.
\h\h\h\h\h\hI’m Rose.</font>

868
00:29:30,487 --> 00:29:32,421
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I am a connoisseur on boats.</font>

869
00:29:32,421 --> 00:29:34,850
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Whee!</font>

870
00:29:35,091 --> 00:29:36,553
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Whee!</font>

871
00:29:36,553 --> 00:29:38,718
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hAnd I never go
on a boat drinkless.</font>

872
00:29:38,718 --> 00:29:40,388
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- The guys are coming.</font>

873
00:29:40,388 --> 00:29:41,619
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Let’s go, baby.</font>

874
00:29:41,619 --> 00:29:43,124
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[energetic music]</i></font>

875
00:29:43,124 --> 00:29:44,322
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[indistinct shouting]</font>

876
00:29:44,322 --> 00:29:47,992
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Hold on ’cause all this
[bleep] about to hit us.</font>

877
00:29:47,992 --> 00:29:50,025
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[girls shouting]</font>

878
00:29:50,025 --> 00:29:51,718
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Jet Ski! Hoo-hoo!</font>

879
00:29:51,718 --> 00:29:53,883
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[girls screaming]</font>

880
00:29:53,883 --> 00:29:54,553
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No!</font>

881
00:29:54,553 --> 00:29:57,223
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ Furs, diamonds, girls ♪
</i>\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Whoo!</font>

882
00:29:57,223 --> 00:29:59,751
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ Platinum, pearls, stocks ♪</i></font>

883
00:29:59,751 --> 00:30:01,388
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Kill the engine.
\h\hThere’s gators.</font>

884
00:30:01,388 --> 00:30:02,850
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- There’s crocodiles
\h\h\h\hin the water?</font>

885
00:30:02,850 --> 00:30:05,289
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- [bleep].
- Nah, I was kidding.</font>

886
00:30:05,289 --> 00:30:07,520
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- We’re in
international waters, baby!</font>

887
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,959
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}all: International waters!</font>

888
00:30:10,959 --> 00:30:11,817
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Whoo!</font>

889
00:30:11,817 --> 00:30:15,223
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ Money, homes,
\hrows, clothes ♪</i></font>

890
00:30:15,223 --> 00:30:18,487
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ Yachts, planes,
</i>\h\h<i>\hspeedboats ♪</i></font>

891
00:30:18,487 --> 00:30:20,124
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ Watch, I want it all ♪</i></font>

892
00:30:20,124 --> 00:30:21,520
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ ♪</i></font>

893
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,157
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- All right, bitches.
\hSo what did I miss?</font>

894
00:30:23,157 --> 00:30:25,718
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I missed two days.
\hDownload me now.</font>

895
00:30:25,718 --> 00:30:26,916
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Guess who had sex.</font>

896
00:30:26,916 --> 00:30:28,454
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Who had sex?
\h\h\h\h- Ooh.</font>

897
00:30:28,454 --> 00:30:30,124
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- This one.
- No, you didn’t.</font>

898
00:30:30,124 --> 00:30:32,751
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yes, I did.
- Angeliner had sex with Chris.</font>

899
00:30:32,751 --> 00:30:34,586
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hI wanna know
the full sex story.</font>

900
00:30:34,586 --> 00:30:36,850
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Finally, after two years,
\hhe [bleep] initiated it.</font>

901
00:30:36,850 --> 00:30:38,959
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Like, I think we should
\h\h\hgive him a medal.</font>

902
00:30:38,959 --> 00:30:40,190
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Well, what happened?</font>

903
00:30:40,190 --> 00:30:42,685
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- It was a [bleep] and duck
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hmoment.</font>

904
00:30:42,685 --> 00:30:43,553
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I need a full detail.</font>

905
00:30:43,553 --> 00:30:47,322
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- There’s no detail, just
[bleep] and duck, that’s it.</font>

906
00:30:48,091 --> 00:30:49,718
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my God.</font>

907
00:30:49,718 --> 00:30:52,454
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [laughs]
\h\hDeena.</font>

908
00:30:53,355 --> 00:30:54,850
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Help.
[laughs]</font>

909
00:30:54,850 --> 00:30:56,487
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI can’t.
I can’t with this flag.</font>

910
00:30:56,487 --> 00:30:59,124
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Flag, can you stop
attacking my meatball?</font>

911
00:30:59,124 --> 00:31:01,850
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Thank you.
[laughter]</font>

912
00:31:01,850 --> 00:31:03,421
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Deena.
[laughs]</font>

913
00:31:03,421 --> 00:31:05,124
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Help!
[screams]</font>

914
00:31:05,124 --> 00:31:06,454
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

915
00:31:06,454 --> 00:31:08,553
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Deena, move.</font>

916
00:31:10,289 --> 00:31:13,289
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- I’m alive.
- What in the world?</font>

917
00:31:13,751 --> 00:31:15,817
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Yeah.
- Only me.</font>

918
00:31:15,817 --> 00:31:17,157
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[dramatic music]</i></font>

919
00:31:17,157 --> 00:31:20,619
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Rain, sleet, or shine,
\h\h\hBDS is a free man.</font>

920
00:31:20,619 --> 00:31:21,992
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m looking at my radar
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hright now.</font>

921
00:31:21,992 --> 00:31:25,619
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I have a feeling that this is
just gonna just pass right by.</font>

922
00:31:25,619 --> 00:31:27,586
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- No, my radar
tells me different.</font>

923
00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:28,959
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h[thunder booms]
It’s a doozy, this one.</font>

924
00:31:28,959 --> 00:31:30,553
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It would suck if it rained
\h\h\h\hthrough your party.</font>

925
00:31:30,553 --> 00:31:33,959
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, man.
I don’t know what I would do.</font>

926
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:39,529
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[tense music]</i></font>

927
00:31:39,529 --> 00:31:41,024
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h<i>\h- ♪ Every single day
when the sun comes up ♪</i></font>

928
00:31:41,024 --> 00:31:43,859
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>\h♪ No exceptions,
gotta show love ♪</i></font>

929
00:31:43,859 --> 00:31:45,661
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Goose fight!</font>

930
00:31:45,661 --> 00:31:46,958
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my God.</font>

931
00:31:46,958 --> 00:31:51,156
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[all chattering, screaming]</font>

932
00:31:51,156 --> 00:31:52,760
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ ♪</i></font>

933
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,123
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- It’s a pelican.</font>

934
00:31:55,123 --> 00:31:56,925
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Bitches,
I need get back to shore.</font>

935
00:31:56,925 --> 00:31:58,892
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m literally gonna
\h\h\hpee my pants.</font>

936
00:31:58,892 --> 00:31:59,760
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Bring us back to shore!</font>

937
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:03,090
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Thanks for not killing us
\h\h\h\h\h\hin the storm.</font>

938
00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:04,387
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, my God,
I’m gonna pee my pants.</font>

939
00:32:04,387 --> 00:32:06,222
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You should’ve seen me, man.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I did.</font>

940
00:32:06,222 --> 00:32:07,595
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Jesus save me.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh!</font>

941
00:32:07,595 --> 00:32:09,463
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hThis what happens
when you have three kids.</font>

942
00:32:09,463 --> 00:32:10,255
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You have no bladder.</font>

943
00:32:10,255 --> 00:32:11,892
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- All right, honey, we gotta
get ready for your big party.</font>

944
00:32:11,892 --> 00:32:14,189
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Tell you what though,
\hsplits come in handy</font>

945
00:32:14,189 --> 00:32:15,595
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}on my Jet Ski, you know?</font>

946
00:32:15,595 --> 00:32:16,562
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m gonna have a fourth kid.</font>

947
00:32:16,562 --> 00:32:17,826
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Go over here, Nicole.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHurry up.</font>

948
00:32:17,826 --> 00:32:20,387
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I swear. Oh, my God.</font>

949
00:32:20,387 --> 00:32:21,430
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Party for Mike.</font>

950
00:32:21,430 --> 00:32:23,595
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- I might even
put on deodorant.</font>

951
00:32:23,595 --> 00:32:25,892
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- There you go.
- Thank you, babe.</font>

952
00:32:25,892 --> 00:32:27,123
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You’re welcome.</font>

953
00:32:27,123 --> 00:32:28,892
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Ugh!</font>

954
00:32:28,892 --> 00:32:30,354
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, thank you, baby Jesus.</font>

955
00:32:30,354 --> 00:32:33,925
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Yes, hi, is this
the front desk, please?</font>

956
00:32:33,925 --> 00:32:37,255
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Yes, can you guys
send a bar chair</font>

957
00:32:37,255 --> 00:32:42,222
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hout to the porch of
The Situation’s porch actually?</font>

958
00:32:42,222 --> 00:32:44,321
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We’re--we’re getting haircuts.</font>

959
00:32:44,321 --> 00:32:46,925
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- My wine, where you at, girl?</font>

960
00:32:47,661 --> 00:32:49,991
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}My wine isn’t here.</font>

961
00:32:49,991 --> 00:32:50,793
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Come on.</font>

962
00:32:50,793 --> 00:32:53,123
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It’s literally all I wanted
\h\h\h\h\h\hthis vacation.</font>

963
00:32:53,123 --> 00:32:53,925
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}So I was so excited</font>

964
00:32:53,925 --> 00:32:56,430
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h<i>\hto come on vacation
and drink with everybody.</i></font>

965
00:32:56,430 --> 00:32:58,156
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hI packed, like,
20 bottles of wine.</font>

966
00:32:58,156 --> 00:33:00,529
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h<i>\h- Front desk.
</i>- Hi, sir. This is Nicole.</font>

967
00:33:00,529 --> 00:33:03,430
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I just checked in and my wine
\h\hwas supposed to deliver,</font>

968
00:33:03,430 --> 00:33:06,189
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hlike, two days ago,
so do you guys have it?</font>

969
00:33:06,189 --> 00:33:09,991
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>\h- Yeah. It just says
Enrique picked it up.</i></font>

970
00:33:11,661 --> 00:33:13,123
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Who the [bleep] is Enrique?</font>

971
00:33:13,123 --> 00:33:16,090
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hYou never take
a meatball’s wine.</font>

972
00:33:16,090 --> 00:33:16,760
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Never, ever.</font>

973
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,595
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h<i>\h- We will find it and
we will deliver it shortly.</i></font>

974
00:33:19,595 --> 00:33:22,595
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Oh, perfect.
Okay. Thank you.</font>

975
00:33:22,595 --> 00:33:24,892
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’ll--I’ll be waiting
\h\h\h\hfor Enrique.</font>

976
00:33:24,892 --> 00:33:25,496
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[sighs]</font>

977
00:33:25,496 --> 00:33:28,288
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}All right, where’s Enrique?
\h\hI really want my wine.</font>

978
00:33:28,288 --> 00:33:30,892
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}All right, come on, Enrique.</font>

979
00:33:30,892 --> 00:33:31,694
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m waiting for you.</font>

980
00:33:31,694 --> 00:33:34,123
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h<i>\h- ♪ Yo, ay, girl,
tell me where you come from ♪</i></font>

981
00:33:34,123 --> 00:33:36,288
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h<i>\h♪ Pretty face with
a little summer tan ♪</i></font>

982
00:33:36,288 --> 00:33:38,628
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ Me wonder if she from
</i>\h\h\h<i>\hthe Caribbean ♪</i></font>

983
00:33:38,628 --> 00:33:40,090
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h<i>\h♪ Or did she
touch down here... ♪</i></font>

984
00:33:40,090 --> 00:33:44,430
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Oh, God, no.
Why outside my door?</font>

985
00:33:45,595 --> 00:33:47,090
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Enrique?</font>

986
00:33:47,090 --> 00:33:48,496
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Thought I heard a knock.</font>

987
00:33:48,496 --> 00:33:51,255
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Thinks he’s going to rodeo?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Lasso."</font>

988
00:33:51,255 --> 00:33:53,057
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[groaning]</font>

989
00:33:53,057 --> 00:33:55,288
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [rolling tongue]
\h\h\h\h\hEnrique!</font>

990
00:33:55,288 --> 00:33:57,024
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We should call the cops
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon him.</font>

991
00:33:57,024 --> 00:33:58,090
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [laughs]</font>

992
00:33:58,090 --> 00:34:01,892
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I swear I heard a knock.</font>

993
00:34:01,892 --> 00:34:04,090
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Enrique.</font>

994
00:34:04,090 --> 00:34:05,288
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Yeah, he’s not here.</font>

995
00:34:05,288 --> 00:34:06,123
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Pauly D, what up?</font>

996
00:34:06,123 --> 00:34:10,288
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Godfather.
Oh, what up, non-godfather.</font>

997
00:34:10,288 --> 00:34:10,826
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughs]</font>

998
00:34:10,826 --> 00:34:13,859
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hI just called the front desk
to bring out, like, a bar chair</font>

999
00:34:13,859 --> 00:34:15,024
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}so that we can get
\hour cuts outside.</font>

1000
00:34:15,024 --> 00:34:17,123
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Dude’s on the way.
- Yeah. All right. So...</font>

1001
00:34:17,123 --> 00:34:20,123
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- What’s funny about
whether it’s a vacation,</font>

1002
00:34:20,123 --> 00:34:22,255
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\ha shore house,
we always need a cut.</font>

1003
00:34:22,255 --> 00:34:24,024
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Prison.
- Oh, yes.</font>

1004
00:34:24,024 --> 00:34:25,727
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hWhen I first
walked into prison,</font>

1005
00:34:25,727 --> 00:34:29,024
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}the first thing that I did
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwas get a cut</font>

1006
00:34:29,024 --> 00:34:31,793
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hand I don’t--
I feel weird saying this,</font>

1007
00:34:31,793 --> 00:34:33,387
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}but it made me feel better.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, yeah.</font>

1008
00:34:33,387 --> 00:34:34,760
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Guess what I was paying
\h\h\h\h\h\hfor the cuts?</font>

1009
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,387
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Can of tuna.
- Can of mackerel. Yeah.</font>

1010
00:34:37,387 --> 00:34:38,793
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>I wish I would be positive,</i></font>

1011
00:34:38,793 --> 00:34:42,024
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>but I can’t tell you
</i>\h<i>\hhow tough it was</i></font>

1012
00:34:42,024 --> 00:34:43,354
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>when I was on probation.</i></font>

1013
00:34:43,354 --> 00:34:45,892
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I was never fully a free man.</font>

1014
00:34:45,892 --> 00:34:47,430
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>Now that it is finally over,</i></font>

1015
00:34:47,430 --> 00:34:50,793
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hit was a huge weight
lifted off of my shoulders</font>

1016
00:34:50,793 --> 00:34:52,321
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hthat I finally
completed something</font>

1017
00:34:52,321 --> 00:34:54,189
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}that a lot of the time,
\h\h\h\h\h\hmost don’t.</font>

1018
00:34:54,189 --> 00:34:57,463
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hOh, what’s up, my dude?
How are you? Good to see you.</font>

1019
00:34:59,090 --> 00:35:00,321
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Could I come in?</font>

1020
00:35:00,321 --> 00:35:02,892
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Mama?
- Where are you?</font>

1021
00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:04,793
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m on the porch.</font>

1022
00:35:04,793 --> 00:35:05,321
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Hi.</font>

1023
00:35:05,321 --> 00:35:07,628
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- I dressed like
I’m going out to the club.</font>

1024
00:35:07,628 --> 00:35:08,430
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- It’s pouring out.</font>

1025
00:35:08,430 --> 00:35:10,496
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m so annoyed because I had
\h\h\h\hall my wine sent here.</font>

1026
00:35:10,496 --> 00:35:13,859
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}And Enrique signed for it,
\hand I can’t find Enrique.</font>

1027
00:35:13,859 --> 00:35:16,123
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Enrique. Enrique.</font>

1028
00:35:16,123 --> 00:35:16,892
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Enrique!</font>

1029
00:35:16,892 --> 00:35:20,255
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Who the [bleep] Enrique?
- I think he stole my wine.</font>

1030
00:35:20,255 --> 00:35:21,859
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I would steal your wine too.</font>

1031
00:35:21,859 --> 00:35:23,057
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}There is nothing scarier
\h\h\h\h\hthan a meatball</font>

1032
00:35:23,057 --> 00:35:24,892
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h<i>\htrying to find
a bottle of wine.</i></font>

1033
00:35:24,892 --> 00:35:26,892
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAll right,
I need alcohol and food.</font>

1034
00:35:26,892 --> 00:35:29,156
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[engine rumbling]</font>

1035
00:35:29,156 --> 00:35:30,958
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Enrique!</font>

1036
00:35:31,156 --> 00:35:34,661
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- First day in--
in the yard was wild.</font>

1037
00:35:34,661 --> 00:35:35,222
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Mm-hmm.</font>

1038
00:35:35,222 --> 00:35:36,496
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- ’Cause you don’t know
\h\h\h\hwhat to expect.</font>

1039
00:35:36,496 --> 00:35:37,727
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You know, you kinda get
\h\h\h\hyour guard up.</font>

1040
00:35:37,727 --> 00:35:38,958
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Sizing up everybody
\h\h\h\hand whatnot.</font>

1041
00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:40,463
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah, yeah. The main thing
\h\h\h\his like the chow line</font>

1042
00:35:40,463 --> 00:35:43,430
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and where you sitting
for lunch and dinner.</font>

1043
00:35:43,430 --> 00:35:43,991
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Wow.</font>

1044
00:35:43,991 --> 00:35:45,925
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- If nobody lets you sit down,
\h\h\h\h\hlike, that’s taken...</font>

1045
00:35:45,925 --> 00:35:48,760
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- That’s weird.
- That’s taken, it’s a problem.</font>

1046
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:49,727
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Man.
- Yeah.</font>

1047
00:35:49,727 --> 00:35:52,222
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hBut what happens is
they’re like, "You, over here."</font>

1048
00:35:52,222 --> 00:35:53,430
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
- "You’re sitting with us."</font>

1049
00:35:53,430 --> 00:35:55,727
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You think that they would let
\hthis guy sit down with them?</font>

1050
00:35:55,727 --> 00:35:57,826
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Who wouldn’t?
- I don’t know.</font>

1051
00:35:57,826 --> 00:35:58,430
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah.</font>

1052
00:35:58,430 --> 00:35:59,694
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You have to be careful
\h\h\hwhen you go because</font>

1053
00:35:59,694 --> 00:36:03,529
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}if you accept too many favors
\h\h\h\h\hfrom the wrong guy</font>

1054
00:36:03,529 --> 00:36:06,024
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and then he comes back to you,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlet’s just say,</font>

1055
00:36:06,024 --> 00:36:09,255
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and it was like, you know,
time to give me a [bleep].</font>

1056
00:36:09,255 --> 00:36:09,859
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah.</font>

1057
00:36:09,859 --> 00:36:11,189
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You’re like, oh, [bleep].
\h\h\h\h\h\hI mean, like...</font>

1058
00:36:11,189 --> 00:36:13,156
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [...] don’t count
\h\h\hin jail, huh?</font>

1059
00:36:13,156 --> 00:36:15,430
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- What is it they say?
- [...] don’t count in jail.</font>

1060
00:36:15,430 --> 00:36:18,387
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Oh, oh.
No, no, no, no.</font>

1061
00:36:18,387 --> 00:36:19,430
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- S his D--</font>

1062
00:36:19,430 --> 00:36:21,793
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I done [bleep] up.
\hI done [bleep] up.</font>

1063
00:36:21,793 --> 00:36:23,694
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- It’s surreal listening
\h\h\hto Mike talk about</font>

1064
00:36:23,694 --> 00:36:26,090
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}his prison experience.
It seems like a movie,</font>

1065
00:36:26,090 --> 00:36:27,387
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}but it was actually
\h\hhis real life.</font>

1066
00:36:27,387 --> 00:36:29,826
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- People would come
and try to give me gifts.</font>

1067
00:36:29,826 --> 00:36:30,430
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah.</font>

1068
00:36:30,430 --> 00:36:31,694
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- And I’ll be like
"No, I’m good. I’m good."</font>

1069
00:36:31,694 --> 00:36:33,156
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hBecause I knew
they might be attached.</font>

1070
00:36:33,156 --> 00:36:33,958
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Come with a price.</font>

1071
00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,628
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- They might come
with a price, exactly.</font>

1072
00:36:35,628 --> 00:36:36,661
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ ♪</i></font>

1073
00:36:36,661 --> 00:36:39,057
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Let’s go see what Deena
\h\hand Chris are doing.</font>

1074
00:36:39,057 --> 00:36:40,123
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[thunder booms]</font>

1075
00:36:40,123 --> 00:36:43,057
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Better cover the food.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yup.</font>

1076
00:36:43,991 --> 00:36:45,991
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- The storm may endanger</font>

1077
00:36:45,991 --> 00:36:49,661
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}the state of my party
\h\h\h\hfor tonight.</font>

1078
00:36:49,661 --> 00:36:50,859
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, hell no.</font>

1079
00:36:50,859 --> 00:36:51,661
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ ♪</i></font>

1080
00:36:51,661 --> 00:36:54,255
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hI’ve been waiting
eight long years for this.</font>

1081
00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:56,463
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- It looks like
it’s gonna storm.</font>

1082
00:36:56,463 --> 00:36:57,925
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Damn.</font>

1083
00:36:57,925 --> 00:37:01,925
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ ♪</i></font>

1084
00:37:01,925 --> 00:37:03,529
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m excited for tonight.</font>

1085
00:37:03,529 --> 00:37:04,430
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Me too.
- Feel like Mike</font>

1086
00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:06,463
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\his gonna go above
and beyond for this thing.</font>

1087
00:37:06,463 --> 00:37:08,694
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What’s up, my dude.
\h\h\h\hHow are you?</font>

1088
00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:09,496
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Good to meet ya.</font>

1089
00:37:09,496 --> 00:37:11,925
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- It seems that the weather
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hhas taken</font>

1090
00:37:11,925 --> 00:37:13,222
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}a change for the worse here.</font>

1091
00:37:13,222 --> 00:37:14,430
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- It does. But you know what?</font>

1092
00:37:14,430 --> 00:37:15,628
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m pretty waterproofed
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hout here.</font>

1093
00:37:15,628 --> 00:37:17,925
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It’s not my first rodeo.
\h- Oh, damn. All right.</font>

1094
00:37:17,925 --> 00:37:19,826
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- We’re gonna celebrate
your independence for sure.</font>

1095
00:37:19,826 --> 00:37:23,562
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- The weather is not
looking good right now.</font>

1096
00:37:23,562 --> 00:37:24,529
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>Some see an obstacle.</i></font>

1097
00:37:24,529 --> 00:37:28,090
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hI see an opportunity
for an awesome fire show.</font>

1098
00:37:28,090 --> 00:37:28,991
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>We got everything.</i></font>

1099
00:37:28,991 --> 00:37:30,760
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We got earth, wind, and fire,</font>

1100
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,925
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hand the BDS
Independence Day Party.</i></font>

1101
00:37:32,925 --> 00:37:35,958
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[thunder booms]</font>

1102
00:37:38,619 --> 00:37:40,180
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[tense music]</i></font>

1103
00:37:40,180 --> 00:37:42,015
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- How can you take three hours
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto get ready?</font>

1104
00:37:42,015 --> 00:37:44,114
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Because I’m Angelina,
\h\h\h\h\hand that’s--</font>

1105
00:37:44,114 --> 00:37:45,355
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- How come
after the first hour,</font>

1106
00:37:45,355 --> 00:37:46,421
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}you look exactly the same?</font>

1107
00:37:46,421 --> 00:37:48,355
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- Angelina’s here with Chris.</i></font>

1108
00:37:48,355 --> 00:37:49,322
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- They look like they’re good.</font>

1109
00:37:49,322 --> 00:37:51,784
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hThey seem like
they actually get along.</font>

1110
00:37:51,784 --> 00:37:53,916
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Getting real bougie.
\h- No, no, no, no, no.</font>

1111
00:37:53,916 --> 00:37:55,751
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hAnd nothing on me
is [bleep] name brand,</font>

1112
00:37:55,751 --> 00:37:56,553
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}you [bleep] stunad.</font>

1113
00:37:56,553 --> 00:37:59,718
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’ve never seen them be like
\hthat before and I was happy.</font>

1114
00:37:59,718 --> 00:38:03,388
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We’ll see tonight maybe.
\h- Is this the Buckners’?</font>

1115
00:38:03,388 --> 00:38:04,850
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You guys having sex?</font>

1116
00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:05,652
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Are the Buckners home?</font>

1117
00:38:05,652 --> 00:38:07,751
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- We should [bleep]
get drunk and chill.</font>

1118
00:38:07,751 --> 00:38:09,246
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I wanna be drunk
\hfor this party.</font>

1119
00:38:09,246 --> 00:38:10,048
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [sniffles loudly]</font>

1120
00:38:10,048 --> 00:38:12,289
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Ew.
- You have a lot of allergies.</font>

1121
00:38:12,289 --> 00:38:13,652
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I have bad allergies.</font>

1122
00:38:13,652 --> 00:38:15,454
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You hawk up loogies.
\h\h\h\h\h\hI can tell.</font>

1123
00:38:15,454 --> 00:38:16,388
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yo, I don’t hawk loogies.</font>

1124
00:38:16,388 --> 00:38:18,553
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}What I’ve been doing lately...
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[sniffling]</font>

1125
00:38:18,553 --> 00:38:19,685
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Ew.
- In the shower.</font>

1126
00:38:19,685 --> 00:38:21,355
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}both: A snot rocket.</font>

1127
00:38:21,355 --> 00:38:22,114
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

1128
00:38:22,114 --> 00:38:24,883
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I used to do snot rockets
\h\h\h\hin people’s foods.</font>

1129
00:38:24,883 --> 00:38:26,850
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Ew.
- Ew!</font>

1130
00:38:26,850 --> 00:38:28,081
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I was like 16, 17 years old.</font>

1131
00:38:28,081 --> 00:38:30,586
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yo, can I tell them the story
\h\h\habout what I [bleep] did</font>

1132
00:38:30,586 --> 00:38:31,883
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hto that guy’s
[bleep] garlic mash?</font>

1133
00:38:31,883 --> 00:38:35,048
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I know. You gotta--you gotta
hear what she did. Even worse.</font>

1134
00:38:35,048 --> 00:38:36,388
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- So I was the takeout girl.</font>

1135
00:38:36,388 --> 00:38:38,619
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We had some guy called up.
\h\h\hHe placed his order.</font>

1136
00:38:38,619 --> 00:38:41,388
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I put everything in the bag,
\heven threw an extra [bleep]</font>

1137
00:38:41,388 --> 00:38:43,652
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}pumpernickel bread
\hfor that [bleep].</font>

1138
00:38:43,652 --> 00:38:44,586
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Wow.
- Okay?</font>

1139
00:38:44,586 --> 00:38:47,289
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}He asked for garlic mash,
\h\h\hbut over the phone,</font>

1140
00:38:47,289 --> 00:38:48,114
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I didn’t hear the garlic,</font>

1141
00:38:48,114 --> 00:38:51,322
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}so I put the regular mash
\hin there, not knowing.</font>

1142
00:38:51,322 --> 00:38:53,520
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Comes back and he goes,
\h\h\h\h\h"Excuse me."</font>

1143
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,015
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}He drops his bag.
\h\h\hHe’s like,</font>

1144
00:38:55,015 --> 00:38:57,619
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}"I asked you for [bleep]
\h\h\h\h\h\hgarlic mash.</font>

1145
00:38:57,619 --> 00:38:58,949
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}"This is [bleep] regular mash.</font>

1146
00:38:58,949 --> 00:39:01,949
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I want some [bleep] garlic mash
\h\h\h\h\h\hright [bleep] now."</font>

1147
00:39:01,949 --> 00:39:04,114
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}So now I walk into
\hthe [bleep] back,</font>

1148
00:39:04,114 --> 00:39:05,520
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and I’m like, you know what?</font>

1149
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,553
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[bleep] this piece of [bleep].</font>

1150
00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:09,685
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h[bleep].
- [laughs]</font>

1151
00:39:09,685 --> 00:39:12,652
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Went into the back,
walked to the bathroom.</font>

1152
00:39:12,652 --> 00:39:13,883
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my God.</font>

1153
00:39:13,883 --> 00:39:16,322
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Went into the stall.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI went...</font>

1154
00:39:16,322 --> 00:39:17,652
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[liquid sloshing]</i></font>

1155
00:39:17,652 --> 00:39:20,949
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No, you didn’t.
\hNo, you didn’t.</font>

1156
00:39:20,949 --> 00:39:22,817
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Like what the what?</font>

1157
00:39:22,817 --> 00:39:25,454
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I went back to the kitchen.
\hNone of my coworkers knew.</font>

1158
00:39:25,454 --> 00:39:28,520
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hTook the scooper, scooped
the [bleep] garlic mash on top.</font>

1159
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,213
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No, you--no way.
\h\h- That’s crazy.</font>

1160
00:39:30,213 --> 00:39:33,289
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Like nothing even
\h[bleep] happened.</font>

1161
00:39:33,751 --> 00:39:34,454
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m speechless.</font>

1162
00:39:34,454 --> 00:39:37,421
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- I peed in that [bleep]
and I don’t give a [bleep].</font>

1163
00:39:37,421 --> 00:39:40,289
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m--I don’t even know
\h\h\h\h\h\hwhat to say.</font>

1164
00:39:40,289 --> 00:39:42,784
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You guys are so sick.</font>

1165
00:39:43,718 --> 00:39:44,685
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Well, well, well,</font>

1166
00:39:44,685 --> 00:39:46,586
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}it would suck if it rained
\h\h\h\hthrough your party.</font>

1167
00:39:46,586 --> 00:39:49,213
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, man.
I don’t know what I would do.</font>

1168
00:39:49,213 --> 00:39:51,322
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Did you try to put
\h\hthe maloik on me?</font>

1169
00:39:51,322 --> 00:39:52,850
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- I’m looking at
my radar right now.</font>

1170
00:39:52,850 --> 00:39:56,652
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I have a feeling that this is
just gonna just pass right by.</font>

1171
00:39:56,652 --> 00:39:57,883
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I think it already passed by.</font>

1172
00:39:57,883 --> 00:40:00,015
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- No, my radar
tells me different.</font>

1173
00:40:00,015 --> 00:40:01,784
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Maybe this is God’s way
\h\h\h\hof saying like,</font>

1174
00:40:01,784 --> 00:40:03,718
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}"Bro, you’ve had
enough parties."</font>

1175
00:40:03,718 --> 00:40:04,586
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It’s a doozy, this one.</font>

1176
00:40:04,586 --> 00:40:06,048
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Looks like it’s heading
\h\h\hright towards us.</font>

1177
00:40:06,048 --> 00:40:08,619
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hSucks. That sucks.
I have my weather app.</font>

1178
00:40:08,619 --> 00:40:10,147
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}That’s us, the little blue dot,</font>

1179
00:40:10,147 --> 00:40:15,520
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hand there’s a little line
of rainfall coming through.</font>

1180
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:19,081
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}This sucks. Party’s rained out.
\h\h\h\h\h\h[thunder rumbling]</font>

1181
00:40:19,081 --> 00:40:23,421
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h<i>\h- ♪ I can hear
the sound of thunder ♪</i></font>

1182
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:24,289
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What are we gonna do?</font>

1183
00:40:24,289 --> 00:40:26,916
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ Hear the sound of rain ♪</i></font>

1184
00:40:26,916 --> 00:40:27,817
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Is it raining again?</font>

1185
00:40:27,817 --> 00:40:29,213
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m not standing outside
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin the rain.</font>

1186
00:40:29,213 --> 00:40:31,355
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Rolling right through
\hright at your party.</font>

1187
00:40:31,355 --> 00:40:32,751
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- No way.
- Oh, what the hell?</font>

1188
00:40:32,751 --> 00:40:35,454
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- This party’s
never gonna happen.</font>

1189
00:40:35,454 --> 00:40:37,652
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Wah, wah, wah.</font>

1190
00:40:37,652 --> 00:40:39,520
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Poor Mike.
- It’s gonna be quick.</font>

1191
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,751
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It’s gonna go right past us.</font>

1192
00:40:40,751 --> 00:40:41,751
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Nah, that’s a couple hours.</font>

1193
00:40:41,751 --> 00:40:43,883
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hWouldn’t miss
another party for Mike.</font>

1194
00:40:43,883 --> 00:40:45,015
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- That is not
a couple of hours.</font>

1195
00:40:45,015 --> 00:40:46,180
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Yeah, I know
what we’re gonna do.</font>

1196
00:40:46,180 --> 00:40:47,916
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hAnother party for Mike.
- This guy is salty, man.</font>

1197
00:40:47,916 --> 00:40:49,685
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- What do you say
we just cancel it?</font>

1198
00:40:49,685 --> 00:40:51,388
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my God.</font>

1199
00:40:51,388 --> 00:40:52,520
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- This sucks.</font>

1200
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,147
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ Of thunder ♪</i></font>

1201
00:40:59,023 --> 00:40:59,791
<b>- Let freedom ring.</b>

1202
00:40:59,857 --> 00:41:01,259
<b>[cheers and applause]</b>

1203
00:41:01,326 --> 00:41:02,927
<b>- What the [bleep] is happening</b>
<b>to me right now?</b>

1204
00:41:02,994 --> 00:41:05,530
<b>- Hold on till we move</b>
<b>the [indistinct].</b>

1205
00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:08,166
<b>- Cheers to our boat mansion.</b>
<b>- Yes.</b>

1206
00:41:08,232 --> 00:41:09,434
<b>- Whoo!</b>
<b>- Boats and hos.</b>

1207
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,435
<b>- The Knife!</b>

1208
00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:13,738
<b>[cheers and applause]</b>

1209
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:16,140
<b>- I'm the best party planner</b>
<b>ever!</b>

1210
00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:17,742
<b> </b><b><i>[all shouting]</i></b>