- ♪ MTV ♪
- Guess what? We’re in Florida. \h\h\h\hSo are you gonna come?
- Yeah, I’ll be there \h\h\h\h\h\hWednesday.
- Maybe we do a murder mystery.
- You need to have some kind \h\h\h\h\hof a love triangle
with a couple fights.
- That’s not her. \h\h\h\h- It is.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Jenni’s invested in this couple we saw fighting.
\h\h\h- That was her with a different guy.
See? This is gonna turn into [bleep] "Dateline"
in, like, three days.
- No, no, no, no.
[overlapping shouting]
\h\h\h- Oh, no. [all shouting]
- Oh, my-- \h\h\h- No!
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
- Yeah, buddy!
- Party’s here!
\h\h\h- The Situation is under construction.
- We’re so classy now.
- On the seventh day, \h\h\h\hit’ll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou crazy!
- Um, hello?
- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪
- ♪ I got murder on my mind ♪
♪ I got murder on my mind ♪
- Somebody straight up got murdered.
- What? - Oh, my God.
- Somebody just got murdered, bro.
- Stop, stop.
I planned this murder mystery prank.
- No!
- Oh, my God.
- Everyone is falling for it.
- Somebody get them out.
- What was that? - Start doing CPR.
Come on. Go harder! Go down harder!
- Angelina was, like, freaking out.
- Just someone let me in!
- She might friggin' blow the whole thing.
Where is security to get them out?
- Yeah, but he's gotta press harder down!
- They know how to do it. They're medics. They're medics.
- They're not. They're not even pressing down hard.
- We gotta go. - No, we're not going.
Where can you tell us to [bleep] go?
How do you, like, expect us to just [bleep] leave someone?
- What the [bleep]? Are you kidding me?
- There's nothing we can do to help him, you guys.
- I would like to know if he's alive or not.
- Did you call 911?
- That was the same guy with the girl.
That was the same guy with the girl.
- That's her. She's with another man holding his hand.
- No, time out.
- Maybe that girl that he was with,
maybe, you know, something happened.
- See, no one better could have found him.
- No one better could have found them.
- [laughs softly]
Yeah, I'm an actress.
Give me an Emmy, bitches.
[sweeping music]
No! [sobs]
You think they killed that other guy?
- I don't know. I mean, we're jumping
to conclusions, but it's possible.
Everything's possible. I mean, I don't know.
- This is going way better than I thought.
- The same girl with the red hair--
he had no shirt on too.
- They're talking about this couple.
They're talking about her cheating.
Oh, my God, this is perfect. [laughs]
- Let's say it's the guy that just passed the pool, right?
- I don't think it could have happened so fast.
- That's why I don't believe it's a drowning--
- Unless he was unconscious. - And then she bounced.
- [bleep] scary. - Yeah, of course.
- Listen, life's gonna happen on life's terms sometimes.
- Mike, shut up with the quotes.
[laughter]
I just saw a [bleep] dead guy. Shut the [bleep] up.
I'm trying to think happy thoughts.
I'm trying to think about, like, my jump rope.
I'm trying to think about chicken cutlets
but I kinda think I lost my appetite.
- I mean--
- They should look at that redhead.
- She walked in with a guy.
Then at the end of the night, she's with another guy.
This didn't look right for me.
- We just witnessed a murder, bro.
- [laughs]
- I wanna know where the husband is.
- Maybe the husband did it. Just push--just pushed him
in the pool out of nowhere and just ran.
Like, I don't know if this is a murder.
None of us know.
This is actually, like, really frightening at this point.
- This right now is a crime scene.
- Oh, man.
- So here's the deal.
You guys, I don't know if you guys just saw
all the sirens and cop cars.
They're probably gonna come and ask us a bunch of questions.
- I think we're all suspects at this point.
This is madness.
This is actually happening right now.
I feel like I'm on a crime show.
- Wait, guys. Our stories have to match up here.
[laughter]
- Vinny's scared, bro.
- "Jersey Shore" cast gets questioned for a murder.
- So how you guys doing?
- Pretty good. - Good, how are you?
- First of all, there's been an incident.
You guys are aware of.
I'm just asking you some questions.
- So this is the next part of my plan.
He needs to be in full acting mode and really sell it.
- Which one of you came up on the--the incident first?
[tense music]
- God. Me.
So I just saw a body floating and then I freaked out.
That was it. - Okay. So--
- Vinny did it! Vinny did it!
- Oh, my God.
- Take it serious, guys. Seriously.
Like, it's not--please.
- Was the body face up, face down?
- Face up. - Okay.
- You are? - Michael.
- I am not a stranger
to being interrogated by the law.
[laughs] Unfortunately.
I thought the man from a distance looked like
he was either on drugs or had too much to drink.
- They both looked under the influence of something.
- How would you know if he was on drugs, or...
- We've all been drunk before, personally.
- Okay.
- So does anybody else have anything to add?
- We might have seen him prior with a female.
- What did she look like?
- Redhead, probably early 40s in a black dress.
- Let's get a timeframe on this for Officer Rice.
Maybe we can get the actual names of the pools
because they're all named.
- I do feel bad. - She pushed him.
Yeah, maybe that's what she did.
- I have to tell them we're at a murder mystery dinner.
Okay, I just have to say something.
Um...
Welcome to murder mystery dinner!
- Are you [bleep]-- [all shouting]
- Yo, [bleep], are you [bleep] kidding me?
- Throw Deena in the pool! Throw Deena in the pool!
- I can't believe it. What?
You're terrible. Wait, who was involved?
- Did you know?
- Yeah. - Oh, you [bleep].
- And everybody here. - What?
- They put everything together, like the cameras.
- [bleep] you people.
You guys suck. - [bleep].
- Wow. They played you guys.
- You made me cry.
- So what's happening,
this is a murder mystery dinner.
I wanted to do a fun event--
- Oh, my God. - This is fun to you?
- Well, it wasn't supposed to go that far.
- A little on the dark side, but good prank.
It was just dark.
Like, Deena went to places
that the prank war champion wouldn't even go.
- Gangster. - I give her props for that.
You're sick. You're sick.
- You had him good. - I should be an actress!
- That was the darkest thing I've ever seen, Deena.
- I need therapy.
- I-I really don't believe anybody these days,
so I was definitely not shook in any way.
- Well, I don't wanna see dead bodies though.
- But then I turned it into a fun night, I feel.
You're gonna see the actors. They're alive.
Like...
- That was the best prank I've ever actually seen in my life.
- I don't know. I wouldn't say that.
- Judgey Lauren's like,
"Ugh.
[sighing]"
Calm down, Laurens.
- That was so fun. Who doesn't love a prank?
- Deena was screaming in there. You just couldn't--I couldn't.
- It was a very traumatic experience.
- That was [bleep] a [bleep] image.
[tense music] - Okay. Well, whatever.
So I'm [bleep] up.
- Yeah.
- I'm a terrible person.
Everybody should put me on a fire.
It was a prank. It was a joke.
Like, sorry. Like, welcome to the family.
Whatever. Anybody else would've done it.
- You put us all through such trauma.
I'm kidding. Calm down.
- No, because there's a lot of hypocrites at this table.
- Well, I think that
if we did this to you, you would be upset.
- You would be really upset.
- No, I would [bleep] roll with it
because I knew what we were doing here.
- Whoo, I think Deena just had built up a rope.
Built up, built up.
- You also have a baby to go to.
- I'm not pushing it because I brought people
to take care of him. That's why, okay?
So like, please. - And bam.
- He [bleep] consented. He's [bleep] alive.
[tense music]
- It came to a head. - I was a good actress.
You would have done exactly what I did.
So let's be real.
- Shots fired!
After you killed the pool boy, what did you watch on TV?
- Where were you 20 minutes to go?
- Why'd you do it?
- Did you give him a [bleep] and then push him in?
- What? - Oh, my God, calm down.
- All right. All right, all right.
- Meatball.
- Meatball!
- Whee! Whee!
- Kill the engine. There's gators.
- There's crocodiles in the water?
[all shrieking]
[tense music]
- You would have done exactly what I did so let’s be real.
- Shots fired!
- Because people are \h[bleep] judging me.
\h- Deeners, I’m not hating on you whatsoever, no way.
- I know, but I feel like \h\hyou guys are judging.
- You did good. - You did good.
- The best [bleep] prank I have \hever [bleep] seen in my life.
We all know it’s fake. \hThe guy’s not dead.
It was [bleep] awesome.
- The moment you stood up \hand said it was a joke,
it was like "Oh, relief."
- You did a fantastic job.
\h\h\h\h- You did good. [all speaking at once]
\h\h- So let’s do that instead of judging me.
I [bleep] wanna see her \h\h\h\hmore like this.
Yes to Deena! Get like this!
Whoo!
\h- Like, how many times have I been pranked for 12 years?
12 years!
- Yeah, two passengers \h\h\h\h\h\hin the car.
I think they’re going \h\h\hto Jenkinsons.
- Is that New York City?
Where are we going?
\h\h\h\h\hSharks? - There’s sharks.
- Shark! Shark! \h\h\h- Sharks!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Vinny! What am I supposed to do?
Ow! What the hell?
Oh, my God!
[laughter]
\h\h\h\h\h"Just kidding. You’re going to Jersey."
[overlapping shouting \h\h\h\hand cheering]
- "Now my release date \h\h\h\his under review
because something y’all did \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin D.C.?"
- My God. I’m going home.
- Prank war champion!
Prank war champion! \h\h\h\h- [screams]
\h- It wasn’t like we’re just pranking you like a guy died.
This is a murder \hmystery dinner.
\h\h\hWe’re gonna find out the person that killed him.
- You have to like--you have to figure it out, like, cool.
\h- We’re gonna bring the suspects in here
and you’re gonna have a chance \h\h\h\h\hto interrogate them.
So come up with who you think \h\h\h\hcommitted the crime,
how did they commit the crime,
and why did they commit \h\h\h\h\h\hthe crime.
- We need to put these pieces \h\h\h\htogether, this crime,
so we can find out the murder.
After you killed the pool boy, \h\h\hwhat did you watch on TV?
- Why would she kill a guy \hwho was dicking her down?
- Because it wasn’t good. \h\h\h\h- Women do that.
- Where were you \h20 minutes ago?
\h\h\h- Why’d you do it? - Did you do it together?
- Why did you kill \h\h\hthe pool boy?
- Did you give him a [bleep] \hfirst and then push him in?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- What? - Oh, my God, calm down.
\h\h\h\h- All right. All right, all right.
- Maybe after they had sex, \h\h\h\h\h\hhe got hungry.
- You’re serial killers.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Plot twist. M. Night Shyamalan, what’s up?
Maybe I killed him.
- I pegged that. \h\h\h[laughter]
- Everybody is into the game \h\h\h\hand excited to play.
\h\h\h\h\hI’m having so much friggin’ fun.
- Vinny said both of them \h\hcommitted the crime.
"They drugged and drowned him. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCrazy people."
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[laughter] Angelina and Chris said,
\h\h"She banged him and he killed him."
[laughter]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPauly D says, "Vinny committed the crime."
\h\h\hThere you go. The Situation says,
\h\h\h\h\h"She did it. Drugged him by the pool
to frame the husband."
And believe it or not, \h\h\h\hof all people,
The Situation is the one \h\hthat figures it out.
- Oh!
- God help us all.
- Being one with the streets has really finally paid off.
It takes a con to know a con.
[laughter]
- Hey, Deena, that was amazing. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Thank you.
\h\h\h\h\hLike you all thought there was someone in the pool.
- Yeah, 100%, 100%. \h\h\h\hYou got us.
\h\hDeena, I have to hand it to her, She did a great job.
\h\h\h\h\hShe could definitely hang with me and I would love
\hto work with her on a future prank.
- Prank war champion!
- ♪ I’m a champion, \h\h\hI’ma win-win ♪
♪ I’m a champion ♪
- All these people have PTSD.
- Deena made my wife cry.
- I’m sorry.
I friggin’ got them.
I’m the best.
I’m a little drunk also.
I deserve to have some wine. \h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd guess what?
\h\h\h\hI’m gonna go have some more drinks
’cause I [bleep] won. - Yeah, that was fun.
- Did you enjoy it? \h\h\h\h\h- I did.
- Some people made it like, \h\h\h\h"Oh, it’s so dark."
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI’m like, "Relax. What the [bleep]."
\h\h\h\h- It was a doozer of an evening, for sure.
- Yes. I didn’t wanna see that. \h\h- You were crying, I mean.
- Some people are just, oh, \hso uptight about [bleep].
- Relax.
\h\h\h- Bro, the last person I would ever think was Deena.
- Yeah. - Bro.
\h\h\h- She’s like "There’s hypocrites at this table."
\h\h\h\h\h- I’m like, "Dang, tell us how you really feel."
\h- You’re supposed to make people mad.
That’s a good prank.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- I cried. I called my therapist.
- You didn’t call \hyour therapist.
- I texted.
- Sometimes in a group \h\h\h\h\h\hlike this,
\hyou’re gonna have your few that are like, "Oh, my God."
\h\h\h\h- Yeah, why? - People are just...
I don’t know, man.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMike was like, "What sex position did you do?"
- After two years,
\h\hwhat was the position that you actually picked?
\h\h\h- Oh, my God, you’re going there?
- Oh, we’re not [bleep] \h\h\h\h\h\hdoing that.
Come on, Mike. Really?
Why--why do you need \h\h\h\hto know that?
- Mike likes to stir the pot. \h\h\h\h\h\h\hLet’s be real.
- The pot is boiling-- \h\h\h\hboiling water,
\h\h\h\h\h\hand it’s-- it’s [bleep] exploding.
♪ ♪
- ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
- Who wants to see? We're going to Florida, mama.
You excited?
It's finally the time, Giovanna.
You are coming with Mommy on vacation.
This is literally gonna be like the funnest trip.
[upbeat music]
Let's go to Florida.
Jersey is out. Bye, bitch.
- ♪ Every single day when the sun comes up ♪
♪ No exceptions, gotta show love ♪
♪ Forever we young, no, we never growing up ♪
- That was a bad-ass prank.
- I'm not okay. That's worse.
I'd rather see the guy die.
- It was worth it. I don't care.
- Hey. What's up, Choocher? Was just talking about you.
- I texted my sister last night.
I go, "There was just a body floating in pool.
All the medics jumped in. Don't know if he's alive."
- She's like, "Was it a party or something?"
I said, "No, just a guy walking around I guess.
[bleep] was crazy."
- Oh, my God. [laughter]
- And then I go, "Oh, my God, it was a prank."
[laughter]
- A couple from the resort called the cops.
- Bro, we were got bad.
- Yo, I can't believe she pulled that [bleep] off.
- I know. - Deena was, like,
getting snippy with Lauren.
- There's a lot of hypocrites at this table
being [bleep] sensitive.
He's [bleep] alive.
- And I kinda like it.
Deena is a badass when she gets pissed off.
That's my type of friend.
For the first time, I was kinda like, having like,
a popcorn moment, eating the popcorn,
like watching it in front of me.
- I feel bad that I yelled at her,
but she was being snippy to me.
Don't be snippy to me. I'll be snippy back, okay?
- You keep saying "snippy," but I hear "bitchy."
- So yeah, she was being bitchy so then I was being bitchy.
- [laughs]
- I was like, "Oh, [bleep], round two."
- Some stuff is gonna go down.
- [grunts]
- Vinny, what are you doing?
It looks like you're [bleep] the floor.
- [grunts]
I'm trying to get more flexible.
So I've been trying to learn how to, like, do splits.
- Oh, my God.
- I'm a stripper in Vegas.
I go out there for months at a time,
to shake this dangaling.
I want to, like, you know, go against the wall,
do the handstand with the twerk.
Dude, I swear to God.
- ♪ Wanna lay it down ♪
♪ So I can get your split ♪
[sultry music]
♪ You know you wanna ride it ♪
♪ Come on and ride it ♪
♪ You wanna ride it ♪ - Hey, Daddy.
- ♪ Come on and ride it ♪
♪ Lay down ♪
♪ So I can get your split ♪
♪ Wanna lay it down ♪
- [sighs]
[cell phone rings] - Oh, it's Mike.
Yo, yo. - What up, man?
Good morning. How's the godfather today?
- I'm good, man.
- How's the not godfather right now?
- [grunting]
♪ ♪
- I'ma send you a picture.
[message blips] - Wait a second.
Wait a second. Stop it. Stop it.
This man's doing splits right now?
- Now I know why you didn't pick him as the godfather.
I think it's time that MVP to assemble
for a little bit of breakfast and have a little bit
of a sit-down for what's-- what's to come.
- All right. All right, peace out.
- We're going to breakfast?
- Yes, sir. - All right, my dude.
- ♪ I brought the energy ♪
♪ Remember when I had nothing to lose ♪
♪ Remember saving up... ♪
- [laughs]
So I'm going with Buckner and Zack
to the bar to get coffee.
- Remember, Chris, always defend our relationship.
- Yeah, like you do for me. I know.
- I mean, sometimes I don't. You're right.
- [laughs]
- Hey, Lauren. - Hey.
- Wanna go to breakfast with the girls?
- Yeah. I'll see you in a bit.
- I feel like you guys are, like, my bodyguards.
- Nikki, do you wanna come to get breakfast
with the girls at the pool?
- Yeah. - But don't worry.
It's not the dead pool.
- Oh, now there's a lifeguard here.
- You think they're looking for that dead body?
- Everyone's in black attending the guy's funeral right now.
- All right, boys.
We have a bit of a celebration happening tonight.
- Oh, word? - Yup, yup, yup.
So tonight, Big Daddy Sitch is gonna go big.
I'm gonna celebrate that I'm a free man.
[music winds down]
- You--you been free though.
- Yeah, we already did you a get-out-of-jail party.
- You're a free man. - Yes, yes.
Pauly knows about this. I'm off paper right now.
- Oh, off-paper party.
- I just got my voting rights restored.
Okay. Passport has been returned.
- Know what that means? Party time.
- Also-- - He just got a new shirt.
Know what means?
- Party time. - And--
- Yo, those new Yeezy Slides?
- Party. - Yo, party time.
- Somebody got new kicks. We're having a party.
- Yeah. - We call it the kick it party.
- Mike woke up this morning. Party.
Mike is throwing another party for himself.
We had a party for you last week.
- Someone seems a little salty. - Exactly.
- Bro, like how many parties are we gonna do?
[all cheering]
all: ♪ Happy birthday ♪
Surprise!
- ♪ I wanna rock right now ♪
- Welcome! - Oh, [bleep].
- It's your premiere party!
- Happy Soberversary! [cars honking]
- It's a boy!
[grunts] - [screams]
- It's a boy! [all cheering]
First piece is cut, guys. all: Whoo!
- Yeah!
all: ♪ The blessification today ♪
- I just think he wants cake.
- It is a freedom celebration.
Also, Big Daddy Sitch was born on Independence Day.
- Yeah. - July 4th.
- So my birthday's next week.
But, you know, we need another party for Mike though.
- Yo, let's do it. - We never know.
I've been on "Jersey Shore"
for, like, 13 years now and never had a party.
- You got new sunglasses. Let's have a party.
- For sure, yeah.
- ♪ Rock bottom smile bares its rotting teeth again ♪
[laughter]
♪ Acts like there's nothing wrong ♪
♪ And they're still my closest friend ♪
- I think at this point, Sammi would get a party before me.
Danny from the Shore Store will get a party before me.
The Unit would get a party before me.
I think that my roommates are gonna throw
Kirk from "Floribama Shore"
a party before me.
- Celebration in Mike's honor tonight.
- Another one. - Oh, my God.
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
\h\h\h- ♪ I believe in impossibilities ♪
♪ I brought the energy ♪
♪ Remember when I had \h\hnothing to lose ♪
♪ Remember saving up... ♪
- Oh, that’s good produce.
\h\h- You guys know how to play chess?
- The queen does everything.
\h\h\h\h- King does [bleep].
- Yep. Typical.
[laughter]
- I gotta admit, Deena, \h\h\h\h\h\hyou’re a G.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Thanks. - You really are a G.
- I will never cross you ever.
- Yeah, you scare me now, \h\h\h\h\hin a good way.
I was like, that guy’s dead.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Wait, no. Your Chris was like, he’s dead.
- We gotta go, guys. Let’s go.
\h\h\h- Harder! - What is that?
- No [bleep] given at all. \h\h\h\hThat’s his whole--
- No compassion. "He’s dead. \h\h\hLet’s keep it moving."
- I mean, that’s scary \hthat he’s like that.
[both laugh]
\h- So, Ang, now that you guys broke the seal, how are things?
- You’re gonna have breakfast \h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith the girls.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah. - I’m thinking that Angeliners,
there may be some holes \h\h\h\h\hin her story.
They said that they smushed
\h\h\h\hwhen in fact they did not smush--
- I think you’re totally \h\h\h\h\honto something.
- We can get to the bottom \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hof this.
\h\h\h\h\h- The truth shall reveal itself.
\h\h\h- Did you do it again? - No, we didn’t do it again.
\h- You guys had two years of, like, pent-up tension.
- And I feel like after \hyou break that seal,
you kind of wanna go again.
\h\h- Exactly. How was it? - You don’t feel like that?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No. - How do you feel after it?
- Are you guys not attracted \h\h\h\h\h\h\hto each other?
- I don’t know.
- Not sure what that says about \hhow strong their marriage is.
I mean... [laughs]
Like, that’s crazy.
- But let’s see how it is \h\h\h\hin the new house,
but I put it solely onto my--
- That’s destination happiness. \h\h\h\hThat’s not gonna last.
When I buy that new house, \h\h\h\h\h\hI’ll be happy.
When I go on that trip there--
- Well, that’s what he thinks, \h\h\h\h\hbut I’m just saying--
\h\h\h\h\h- It might-- and you might be happy
for, like, the day you move in,
\hbut that’s not a long-term fix--
- If you’re not happy with-- \h\h\h\h\h\hlike, internally.
both: Yeah.
- I put it all under my name \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hjust in--
like, you know, just...
\h- She’s doing everything to prepare for a divorce.
\hI remember someone else that would put everything
in her name just in case.
It all came to an end.
- Yeah, so I’m just gonna \h\h\h\hsee how it goes.
- Whoa, a little T-storm rolling up in here, man.
- There’s definitely a T-storm \h\h\h\h\h\h\hrolling through.
[thunder rumbles] \h- Here we are.
- All right, it’s time. \h\h\hIt’s time to go.
- Let’s go.
- [sighs]
That would suck if it rains \h\h\h\h\hfor Mike’s party.
[chuckles]
\h- Got a T-storm rolling in here.
- I know, what?
- [screams]
\h- I’m not ready to wash my hair.
- We go outside?
- [laughs]
- Got my [bleep] slides on.
\h\h- Ah! [laughs]
- Yo, it is a monsoon.
\h- ♪ This is the sound of the pa-pa-pageantry ♪
- What is a "key," exactly?
- Like little islands. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh.
\h- There’s a key out from Jamaica.
\h\h\h\h\hLike every Sunday, people take their boats out.
- I guess it’s like \h\h\h\hthe F-Cove.
- F-Cove is nasty.
Herpes-infested water, \h\h\h\h\hbut it’s fun.
- Well, then we all [bleep] \h\h\hhad, you know, UTIs.
- Wow, we’re just going there? \h\h\h- I’ve had a lot of them.
You know what I was \halways wondering?
\h\h\hLike, I just want to see clear water all over the world.
\h\hLike there’s astronauts that [bleep] went on Mars.
So you’re gonna tell me \h\h\h\h\hwe can’t make
a filtration system for the [bleep]...
\h\h\h\h\h- Just a big ocean. You know, you can’t clean it.
- I mean, people--we did just \h\h\h\h[bleep] land on Mars.
I’m just saying. So if we could--
- We just did? \h\h\h\h- Yeah.
- What are you talking about?
- Didn’t we just go to Mars \h\h\h\hfor the first time?
[laughter]
I was watching the news,
\h\h\h\hand this girl, she was in a NASA suit,
\h\h\h\h\h\hand she’s like, "I never, in a million years
thought that I was gonna \h\h\hbe going to Mars."
Like--and I was like, "Wow."
Like, I wanna [bleep] \h\h\h\h\hgo to Mars.
- They put a robot on Mars.
\h\h\h\h\h- No, they put an actual person on Mars.
- I don’t think so.
- What if they were like,
"We found--we found aliens."
Would you--would you touch one?
- Would I touch one? \h- Wait, touch one?
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Not like-- not like grab down there.
- I never even thought of grabbing down there.
- Do they even have-- \hI don’t even know.
\h- I don’t know what Angelina is,
\hbut she’s definitely not a rocket scientist.
\h\h- Hi, babe. - Hi, my love.
- Missed you so much.
- Where’s our husbands?
- How are you?
- The theme of tonight’s party \h\h\h\h\h\his a freedom party.
Can we do hot dogs, hamburgers, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFrench fries?
I’ve been on some sort \hof supervision, okay?
It’s called paper, okay?
\h\h\h\hIt’s called-- oh, you can--stop it.
You know?
- Oh, my God.
She knows about paper.
- Sissy, we made it.
We’re in international waters.
Where are we, mama?
- We’re in Florida. \hWe made it, mama.
I wasn’t even recording that.
[bleep].
Shoot. Shoot.
- All my [bleep] friends \h\h\hfrom Staten Island
are sending me this right now.
"Kim Kardashian is intrigued \h\h\h\h\hby Pete Davidson."
\h\h\h- Angelina, looks like you’re not the Kim Kardashian
of Staten Island anymore.
- I know.
- Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson
look like Angelina and Vinny \h\h\h\h\h\hof Staten Island.
- All right, Kim Kardashian. \h\h\h\h\h\hYou’re more like
the Rob Kardashian \hof Staten Island,
\h\h\hyou ugly [bleep]. - Shut the [bleep] up,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou [bleep] 22-year-old little [bleep].
- Oh, my gosh.
- I actually think \hhe’s a cool kid.
\h\h\h- Yeah, after that movie, you weren’t totally impressed.
\h\h- Yeah, I remember that. - I should have had a cameo.
\h\h\h\h\h- "Why the [bleep] didn’t they have me in here?"
- Great impression. \h\h\h- It’s "SNL."
SNL. You wanna get on that.
\h\h\h\h- Every year, there’s an audition.
\h\h- Let’s see-- do an impression.
- Let’s start with an easy one.
Robert de Niro.
Even Zack can do this one.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- [weakly] Are you talking to me?
- Oh, my God. \h- Come on.
- Terrible.
- Come on. Entertain us.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I don’t know what we’re doing for dinner.
- [laughs]
\h\h- I heard, like, 40 different things.
[laughter] - [bleep].
- That’s it?
\h\h- I really had high hopes. I had such high hopes for you.
- Yeah. - See?
- Try somebody else.
\h\h\h\h\h- You guys are being hypocrites.
- Oh!
- Because, you know,
like, you’re not playing along \h\h\h\hand you’re being judgy.
[laughter]
Jenni, where we going \h\hfor your wedding?
- I’m thinking like a castle.
Oh.
I gotta go.
[laughter]
- Angelina, did you have sex \h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith Chris yet?
- Yeah, we did but it was, \h\h\h\hyou know, it was--
yeah, we did. \h[laughter]
What else do you wanna \h\h\h\h\h[bleep] know?
- Did you enjoy it?
- Oh, did I enjoy it. I don’t [bleep] know.
[laughter]
\h\h\h\h\h- It’s like I wasn’t even there.
Did he [bleep] got on top of me \h\h\h[bleep] with his [bleep]
\h\h\h\h\hand he [bleep] thing with the [bleep] and the thing.
And then [bleep] did it.
- Wait, is this Robert de Niro \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hor Angelina?
- Yeah, I don’t know \h\hwho you’re doing.
- Vinny, don’t go on "SNL."
\h\h- Yeah. [laughter]
- Try somebody else.
- ♪ Right now, let’s go ♪
- [sighs]
\hWell, we planned our water activities today.
- Looks like a T-storm’s \h\h\h\hrolling through.
- I think it rolled \hthrough already.
Hold on, let me check my radar.
\h\h\h\hOh, we’re good. - We’ll tell the girls.
- Yeah, let’s tell ’em. \h- They’ll be excited.
Yeah, I love activities \h\hthis time of year.
\h\hSo we’ve got like--like, Tiki bar boat, water sports.
- Oh, cool.
- And drink and stuff, \ha fully stocked bar,
and then we got some Jet Skis.
[upbeat music]
- This looks like \hanimal kingdom.
We’re in "Jurassic Park."
- Let’s go to the beach bar, \h\h\h\h\h\hhave some drinks.
- I want a drink. \h\h\h- Let’s go.
\h\h\h\h- [gasps] Gigi, we’re here.
Oh.
- I’m gonna be six years sober \h\h\h\h\hin a couple of weeks.
That right there is like \h\h\h\ha badge of honor.
- Have a shot then. \h\h\h\h- [bleep].
♪ ♪
- Gigi, we’re here.
\h\h\h- Whoo! - We made it.
- Here we go.
Oh, my God.
Gigi, look at all this stuff \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwe can do.
Digging for shark teeth, \h\hsand castle building,
corky--cocoa pot-- \h\h\hI can’t read.
[phone rings]
- Hello?
- Meatball?
- Meatball!
- Yes, it’s happening.
I’m here and I’m in the lobby.
I don’t know where to go.
\h\h\h\hI don’t know where you guys are.
Like, I wanna really rage.
- Come to the beach bar. \h\h\h- Let’s go, girl.
I’m ready for my pina colada. \h\h\h\h\hLet’s go, bitches.
- I see the girls!
- And Sissy.
- Hi, guys.
\h- Hey. all: Hi!
- My meatball has arrived.
Let’s have a wine \hand let’s party.
Let’s get a drink.
- I love Florida.
- Come on, party’s here. \h\h\h\h\hLet’s go, girl.
- And Sissy loves going to Florida
so this is gonna be \h\h\ha good time.
Gigi.
Give me kiss. \h\hGiovanna!
She’s trying to find the beach. \h\h\hThat’s what’s happening.
Where’s the beach?
\h\h\h\h- Right there. Where else would it be?
\h\h\h- Yeah, go get her before she gets arrested.
I’m a [bleep] good person.
- Guys, gather around.
Mike’s having a party.
- I have an announcement.
- Mike got new flip-flops. \h\h\h\hLet’s have a party.
- I have an announcement.
After many long, long years \h\h\h\hunder supervision,
\h\h\hBig Daddy Sitch is now off probation
and tonight is the official \h\h\h\h\h\h\hindependence
BDS party, okay?
[cheers and applause]
- Congratulations! \h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah!
Yeah, another Mike party.
[cheers and applause] \h\h\h\h\hWhoo! Yeah.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHey guys, guys, my birthday’s in three days.
- God, your birthday?
- Happy birthday, Vinny. \h- Happy birthday, Vinn.
- I’m a little salty ’cause \h\heveryone has pretty much
had a party for them \h\h\hat some point.
\h\h\hLike someone can fart and they’ll throw a party for them.
Party for Mike!
[cheers and applause]
[crew cheering]
- Party for Jenni!
- Yeah! - Whoo!
[all cheering]
- Party for Vinny!
[seagull chirps]
\hWe’ll pass. - All right.
\h\h- [laughs] - It’s settled.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Aww. - All right, guys, no party,
\h\h\h\hbut we’re gonna go to the Jet Skis. Let’s go.
- Yes. Let’s go.
- Can we bring drinks \h\hlike it’s Vegas?
Yeah?
- ♪ Hot girl, hot dress, \h\h\h\hhot summer day ♪
\h\h\h\h\h\h♪ So hot make the competition run away ♪
- The girls are doing \h\h\h\h\ha Tiki bar.
It’s like a little bar \h\h\h\h\hon the water.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, my God. This is like an actual bar.
- Oh!
- Nicole, look, it’s a manatee. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Where?
- What the [bleep] is that?
- That looks like me \h\h\hin the morning.
\h\h- How cute. - Hi, manatee.
[all shouting]
- All right, I need to get \h\h\h\hthis party started.
- Oh, my God, we’re moving.
- Jet Skis! Jet Skis!
\h\h\hWhen you’re on a Jet Ski, you’re officially on vacation.
\h\hYou’re not on vacation until you’re on a Jet Ski.
- This is the best day \h\h\h\h\h\hof my life.
- Jet Skis! Hoo-hoo!
- Go, boys! \h\h\h- Hi.
- Cool boat, babe. \h\h\h\h- Have fun.
- Chris, be careful.
Don’t be a friggin’ idiot \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon there.
- Let’s go, bitches.
- Where the [bleep] \h\h\hare the boys?
- Sail out to sea.
\h\h\h\h\hWelcome to the salt life, bitch.
I wish we had a door so we can \h\h\h\hbe like Jack and Rose.
Let’s reenact "Titanic."
- Yeah, you’re Jack.
- You’re Jack, bitch. \h\h\h\h\h\hI’m Rose.
I am a connoisseur on boats.
Whee!
\h\h\hAnd I never go on a boat drinkless.
- The guys are coming.
- Let’s go, baby.
[energetic music]
[indistinct shouting]
- Hold on ’cause all this [bleep] about to hit us.
[girls shouting]
- Jet Ski! Hoo-hoo!
[girls screaming]
- No!
- ♪ Furs, diamonds, girls ♪ \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Whoo!
- ♪ Platinum, pearls, stocks ♪
- Kill the engine. \h\hThere’s gators.
- There’s crocodiles \h\h\h\hin the water?
\h\h\h\h\h- [bleep]. - Nah, I was kidding.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- We’re in international waters, baby!
all: International waters!
Whoo!
- ♪ Money, homes, \hrows, clothes ♪
♪ Yachts, planes, \h\h\hspeedboats ♪
♪ Watch, I want it all ♪
♪ ♪
- All right, bitches. \hSo what did I miss?
I missed two days. \hDownload me now.
- Guess who had sex.
- Who had sex? \h\h\h\h- Ooh.
\h\h\h- This one. - No, you didn’t.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yes, I did. - Angeliner had sex with Chris.
\h\h\hI wanna know the full sex story.
- Finally, after two years, \hhe [bleep] initiated it.
Like, I think we should \h\h\hgive him a medal.
- Well, what happened?
- It was a [bleep] and duck \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hmoment.
- I need a full detail.
\h\h- There’s no detail, just [bleep] and duck, that’s it.
- Oh, my God.
- [laughs] \h\hDeena.
\h- Help. [laughs]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI can’t. I can’t with this flag.
\h- Flag, can you stop attacking my meatball?
Thank you. [laughter]
- Deena. [laughs]
\h- Help! [screams]
[laughter]
- Deena, move.
\h\h\h\h- I’m alive. - What in the world?
\h\h- Yeah. - Only me.
[dramatic music]
- Rain, sleet, or shine, \h\h\hBDS is a free man.
- I’m looking at my radar \h\h\h\h\h\h\hright now.
- I have a feeling that this is just gonna just pass right by.
\h\h- No, my radar tells me different.
\h\h\h\h[thunder booms] It’s a doozy, this one.
It would suck if it rained \h\h\h\hthrough your party.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, man. I don’t know what I would do.
[tense music]
\h\h- ♪ Every single day when the sun comes up ♪
\h♪ No exceptions, gotta show love ♪
- Goose fight!
- Oh, my God.
[all chattering, screaming]
♪ ♪
- It’s a pelican.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Bitches, I need get back to shore.
I’m literally gonna \h\h\hpee my pants.
Bring us back to shore!
Thanks for not killing us \h\h\h\h\h\hin the storm.
\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, my God, I’m gonna pee my pants.
- You should’ve seen me, man. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I did.
- Jesus save me. \h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh!
\h\h\h\hThis what happens when you have three kids.
You have no bladder.
- All right, honey, we gotta get ready for your big party.
- Tell you what though, \hsplits come in handy
on my Jet Ski, you know?
- I’m gonna have a fourth kid.
- Go over here, Nicole. \h\h\h\h\h\h\hHurry up.
- I swear. Oh, my God.
- Party for Mike.
\h- I might even put on deodorant.
\h\h- There you go. - Thank you, babe.
- You’re welcome.
- Ugh!
Oh, thank you, baby Jesus.
\h\h- Yes, hi, is this the front desk, please?
Yes, can you guys send a bar chair
\h\h\h\h\h\hout to the porch of The Situation’s porch actually?
We’re--we’re getting haircuts.
- My wine, where you at, girl?
My wine isn’t here.
Come on.
It’s literally all I wanted \h\h\h\h\h\hthis vacation.
So I was so excited
\h\h\hto come on vacation and drink with everybody.
\h\hI packed, like, 20 bottles of wine.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Front desk. - Hi, sir. This is Nicole.
I just checked in and my wine \h\hwas supposed to deliver,
\h\hlike, two days ago, so do you guys have it?
\h- Yeah. It just says Enrique picked it up.
- Who the [bleep] is Enrique?
\h\hYou never take a meatball’s wine.
Never, ever.
\h\h\h- We will find it and we will deliver it shortly.
\h- Oh, perfect. Okay. Thank you.
I’ll--I’ll be waiting \h\h\h\hfor Enrique.
[sighs]
All right, where’s Enrique? \h\hI really want my wine.
All right, come on, Enrique.
I’m waiting for you.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- ♪ Yo, ay, girl, tell me where you come from ♪
\h\h♪ Pretty face with a little summer tan ♪
♪ Me wonder if she from \h\h\h\hthe Caribbean ♪
\h\h\h\h♪ Or did she touch down here... ♪
\h\h\h- Oh, God, no. Why outside my door?
- Enrique?
Thought I heard a knock.
- Thinks he’s going to rodeo? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Lasso."
[groaning]
- [rolling tongue] \h\h\h\h\hEnrique!
- We should call the cops \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon him.
- [laughs]
- I swear I heard a knock.
Enrique.
Yeah, he’s not here.
- Pauly D, what up?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Godfather. Oh, what up, non-godfather.
[laughs]
\hI just called the front desk to bring out, like, a bar chair
so that we can get \hour cuts outside.
\h\h- Dude’s on the way. - Yeah. All right. So...
\h\h- What’s funny about whether it’s a vacation,
\h\h\ha shore house, we always need a cut.
\h- Prison. - Oh, yes.
\h\h\hWhen I first walked into prison,
the first thing that I did \h\h\h\h\h\h\hwas get a cut
\h\h\h\h\h\hand I don’t-- I feel weird saying this,
but it made me feel better. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, yeah.
- Guess what I was paying \h\h\h\h\h\hfor the cuts?
\h\h\h\h\h- Can of tuna. - Can of mackerel. Yeah.
I wish I would be positive,
but I can’t tell you \h\hhow tough it was
when I was on probation.
I was never fully a free man.
Now that it is finally over,
\h\h\hit was a huge weight lifted off of my shoulders
\h\hthat I finally completed something
that a lot of the time, \h\h\h\h\h\hmost don’t.
\h\h\hOh, what’s up, my dude? How are you? Good to see you.
- Could I come in?
\h\h\h\h\h- Mama? - Where are you?
- I’m on the porch.
Hi.
\h\h\h\h\h- I dressed like I’m going out to the club.
- It’s pouring out.
- I’m so annoyed because I had \h\h\h\hall my wine sent here.
And Enrique signed for it, \hand I can’t find Enrique.
Enrique. Enrique.
Enrique!
- Who the [bleep] Enrique? - I think he stole my wine.
- I would steal your wine too.
There is nothing scarier \h\h\h\h\hthan a meatball
\h\htrying to find a bottle of wine.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAll right, I need alcohol and food.
[engine rumbling]
- Enrique!
\h\h- First day in-- in the yard was wild.
- Mm-hmm.
- ’Cause you don’t know \h\h\h\hwhat to expect.
You know, you kinda get \h\h\h\hyour guard up.
- Sizing up everybody \h\h\h\hand whatnot.
- Yeah, yeah. The main thing \h\h\h\his like the chow line
and where you sitting for lunch and dinner.
- Wow.
- If nobody lets you sit down, \h\h\h\h\hlike, that’s taken...
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- That’s weird. - That’s taken, it’s a problem.
- Man. - Yeah.
\h\h\h\h\h\hBut what happens is they’re like, "You, over here."
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah. - "You’re sitting with us."
- You think that they would let \hthis guy sit down with them?
- Who wouldn’t? - I don’t know.
- Yeah.
- You have to be careful \h\h\hwhen you go because
if you accept too many favors \h\h\h\h\hfrom the wrong guy
and then he comes back to you, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlet’s just say,
and it was like, you know, time to give me a [bleep].
- Yeah.
- You’re like, oh, [bleep]. \h\h\h\h\h\hI mean, like...
- [...] don’t count \h\h\hin jail, huh?
\h\h\h- What is it they say? - [...] don’t count in jail.
\h\h\h- Oh, oh. No, no, no, no.
- S his D--
- I done [bleep] up. \hI done [bleep] up.
- It’s surreal listening \h\h\hto Mike talk about
his prison experience. It seems like a movie,
but it was actually \h\hhis real life.
\h\h\h- People would come and try to give me gifts.
- Yeah.
\h\h\h- And I’ll be like "No, I’m good. I’m good."
\h\h\h\hBecause I knew they might be attached.
- Come with a price.
\h\h\h- They might come with a price, exactly.
♪ ♪
- Let’s go see what Deena \h\hand Chris are doing.
[thunder booms]
- Better cover the food. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yup.
- The storm may endanger
the state of my party \h\h\h\hfor tonight.
Oh, hell no.
♪ ♪
\h\h\h\h\hI’ve been waiting eight long years for this.
\h- It looks like it’s gonna storm.
- Damn.
♪ ♪
- I’m excited for tonight.
\h\h\h\h- Me too. - Feel like Mike
\h\h\h\h\his gonna go above and beyond for this thing.
- What’s up, my dude. \h\h\h\hHow are you?
- Good to meet ya.
- It seems that the weather \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hhas taken
a change for the worse here.
- It does. But you know what?
I’m pretty waterproofed \h\h\h\h\h\h\hout here.
It’s not my first rodeo. \h- Oh, damn. All right.
\h\h- We’re gonna celebrate your independence for sure.
\h- The weather is not looking good right now.
Some see an obstacle.
\h\hI see an opportunity for an awesome fire show.
We got everything.
We got earth, wind, and fire,
\h\h\h\h\h\hand the BDS Independence Day Party.
[thunder booms]
[tense music]
- How can you take three hours \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto get ready?
- Because I’m Angelina, \h\h\h\h\hand that’s--
\h\h\h\h\h- How come after the first hour,
you look exactly the same?
- Angelina’s here with Chris.
- They look like they’re good.
\h\h\h\h\hThey seem like they actually get along.
- Getting real bougie. \h- No, no, no, no, no.
\h\h\hAnd nothing on me is [bleep] name brand,
you [bleep] stunad.
- I’ve never seen them be like \hthat before and I was happy.
- We’ll see tonight maybe. \h- Is this the Buckners’?
- You guys having sex?
- Are the Buckners home?
\h- We should [bleep] get drunk and chill.
I wanna be drunk \hfor this party.
- [sniffles loudly]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Ew. - You have a lot of allergies.
- I have bad allergies.
- You hawk up loogies. \h\h\h\h\h\hI can tell.
- Yo, I don’t hawk loogies.
What I’ve been doing lately... \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[sniffling]
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Ew. - In the shower.
both: A snot rocket.
[laughter]
- I used to do snot rockets \h\h\h\hin people’s foods.
- Ew. - Ew!
- I was like 16, 17 years old.
- Yo, can I tell them the story \h\h\habout what I [bleep] did
\h\h\h\hto that guy’s [bleep] garlic mash?
- I know. You gotta--you gotta hear what she did. Even worse.
- So I was the takeout girl.
We had some guy called up. \h\h\hHe placed his order.
I put everything in the bag, \heven threw an extra [bleep]
pumpernickel bread \hfor that [bleep].
- Wow. - Okay?
He asked for garlic mash, \h\h\hbut over the phone,
I didn’t hear the garlic,
so I put the regular mash \hin there, not knowing.
Comes back and he goes, \h\h\h\h\h"Excuse me."
He drops his bag. \h\h\hHe’s like,
"I asked you for [bleep] \h\h\h\h\h\hgarlic mash.
"This is [bleep] regular mash.
I want some [bleep] garlic mash \h\h\h\h\h\hright [bleep] now."
So now I walk into \hthe [bleep] back,
and I’m like, you know what?
[bleep] this piece of [bleep].
\h[bleep]. - [laughs]
\h- Went into the back, walked to the bathroom.
- Oh, my God.
- Went into the stall. \h\h\h\h\h\h\hI went...
[liquid sloshing]
- No, you didn’t. \hNo, you didn’t.
- Like what the what?
- I went back to the kitchen. \hNone of my coworkers knew.
\h\h\hTook the scooper, scooped the [bleep] garlic mash on top.
- No, you--no way. \h\h- That’s crazy.
- Like nothing even \h[bleep] happened.
- I’m speechless.
\h- I peed in that [bleep] and I don’t give a [bleep].
- I’m--I don’t even know \h\h\h\h\h\hwhat to say.
- You guys are so sick.
- Well, well, well,
it would suck if it rained \h\h\h\hthrough your party.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, man. I don’t know what I would do.
- Did you try to put \h\hthe maloik on me?
\h- I’m looking at my radar right now.
- I have a feeling that this is just gonna just pass right by.
- I think it already passed by.
\h\h- No, my radar tells me different.
Maybe this is God’s way \h\h\h\hof saying like,
"Bro, you’ve had enough parties."
It’s a doozy, this one.
Looks like it’s heading \h\h\hright towards us.
\h\hSucks. That sucks. I have my weather app.
That’s us, the little blue dot,
\hand there’s a little line of rainfall coming through.
This sucks. Party’s rained out. \h\h\h\h\h\h[thunder rumbling]
\h\h\h\h- ♪ I can hear the sound of thunder ♪
- What are we gonna do?
- ♪ Hear the sound of rain ♪
- Is it raining again?
- I’m not standing outside \h\h\h\h\h\h\hin the rain.
- Rolling right through \hright at your party.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- No way. - Oh, what the hell?
\h\h- This party’s never gonna happen.
- Wah, wah, wah.
\h\h\h\h\h- Poor Mike. - It’s gonna be quick.
It’s gonna go right past us.
- Nah, that’s a couple hours.
\h\h\h\h\hWouldn’t miss another party for Mike.
\h\h\h- That is not a couple of hours.
\h\h\h- Yeah, I know what we’re gonna do.
\hAnother party for Mike. - This guy is salty, man.
\h- What do you say we just cancel it?
- Oh, my God.
- This sucks.
- ♪ Of thunder ♪
- Let freedom ring.
[cheers and applause]
- What the [bleep] is happening to me right now?
- Hold on till we move the [indistinct].
- Cheers to our boat mansion. - Yes.
- Whoo! - Boats and hos.
- The Knife!
[cheers and applause]
- I'm the best party planner ever!
[all shouting]