1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:02,534 - ♪ Snap, snap, snap, I need another one ♪ 2 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:03,969 ♪ Another one ♪ 3 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:05,437 ♪ Snap, snap, snap, I need another one ♪ 4 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,940 - So we're gonna do some exercises today 5 00:00:08,009 --> 00:00:09,375 where we're gonna learn about ourselves, 6 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:10,609 we're gonna learn about love, 7 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:12,011 we're gonna learn about intimacy. 8 00:00:12,079 --> 00:00:13,979 - He's super spiritual, and I feel like 9 00:00:14,048 --> 00:00:17,316 he's really going to make us all better in the bedroom. 10 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:18,784 - I got a question. - Yes. 11 00:00:18,853 --> 00:00:20,652 - What does the "BS" stand for on your shirt? 12 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:22,154 - [chuckles] This is a spiritual symbol. 13 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:23,155 It's not "BS." - Oh, I that it said "BS." 14 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:24,189 - [chuckles] No. 15 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:25,691 - What's it mean? - I don't know. 16 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,393 - Oh, my God, this is gonna be such a [bleep] show. 17 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:29,661 Chris and Angelina think it's just about them, 18 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:31,296 when it's, like, a group activity. 19 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:32,798 And Chris isn't having it. 20 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:35,434 - What I do is I support people through coaching. 21 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:37,036 I do it through tantra massage. 22 00:00:37,104 --> 00:00:39,505 And I also do it through exercises 23 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,473 like we're gonna do today in this workshop. 24 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,242 So I mentioned something called tantra. 25 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:44,710 Does anyone know what tantra is? 26 00:00:44,779 --> 00:00:46,211 - Sex? - Oh, my God, is that a club? 27 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,347 - Let's go! - Busted! 28 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:50,749 - It's hard to be this fresh. - Yeah. 29 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:52,418 - We went there on Mondays. - [chuckles] 30 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,286 - We went to Tantra on Mondays. 31 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,989 - Different parts of your body. - Is that like a mantra? 32 00:00:57,058 --> 00:01:00,025 - To me, it's self-acceptance, self-love, 33 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:01,860 connection, and presence. 34 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:05,497 So we're gonna do one exercise that's in a tantric realm. 35 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,232 A lot of times we're just touching people, 36 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:08,600 and maybe we're not even asking, 37 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:09,968 or we don't know how our partner 38 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:12,438 or people that we're touching actually enjoy it. 39 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:15,741 - I know this guy is going to hone in on me and Chris. 40 00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:17,309 I'm waiting for it. 41 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:19,378 It's coming, people. 42 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:20,379 It's coming. 43 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:23,148 - So I'd love to ask 44 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:24,716 Deena and Chris... - Oh, my God. 45 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,318 - To come on up to the center... 46 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:28,554 - Yeah! - And practice this exercise. 47 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:29,788 - This is exactly what you didn't want. 48 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:31,390 - It's your party! 49 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:33,792 - I know that Chris and Deena are kind of, like, low-key 50 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:36,061 closet freaks up in the Buckner house. 51 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:39,231 Like, I know that-- I know that... 52 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:40,232 the Bucks [bleep]. 53 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:41,400 [laughs] 54 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:42,935 - First of all, before you touch someone, 55 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:44,636 it's really good to come into your own presence, 56 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:46,038 to maybe rub your hands together, 57 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:47,139 feel your own energy... 58 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:48,774 - [exhales onto hands] [both laugh] 59 00:01:48,843 --> 00:01:51,677 - And let go of anything 60 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:53,112 that doesn't serve you right now. 61 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:55,247 So one of you can choose to receive first. 62 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:57,116 - [chuckles] - You do like receiving first. 63 00:01:57,184 --> 00:01:58,550 - Oral! 64 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:01,453 - Hold your hands above wherever you want on the body. 65 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:02,821 But you're gonna hold your hands above, 66 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:04,556 and you're gonna experience receiving this touch. 67 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,758 Do you feel the subtleties of energy? 68 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:08,660 And you can communicate if it's something you like, 69 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:09,761 you don't like, faster, slower. 70 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:10,896 - It is nice. 71 00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:12,764 - It's like I'm [bleep] my arm. 72 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,700 - [laughs] 73 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:17,669 [upbeat music] 74 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:19,671 - Wait, Vinny's doing it on himself. 75 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:22,674 ♪ ♪ 76 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:25,110 - Oh, my God, he's so embarrassing. 77 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:27,379 Like, Vinny, please stop. 78 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:29,448 - The next type of touch is grounding touch. 79 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:32,217 It's touch that's really helps people feel safe and secure. 80 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:33,318 - Oh, you like this. - I like that. 81 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:34,753 - We like this a lot. 82 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,421 I feel like I'm on, like, a couples' retreat. 83 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,857 I already feel more comfortable, more erotic, 84 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:41,193 and I'm ready to be with my husband. 85 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:43,795 - Does any other couple want to do an activity? 86 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:45,030 - Okay. 87 00:02:45,099 --> 00:02:46,231 - They call that doing the hibbity dibbity. 88 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:47,900 - Ay! - Ay! 89 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:49,401 - Yeah, Mike. 90 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:51,937 - Many times in sex, we think we have to have an orgasm. 91 00:02:52,006 --> 00:02:53,705 What if, in that moment, 92 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:57,075 you're meant to simply love each other, nurture each other? 93 00:02:57,144 --> 00:02:59,578 - I mean, this is definitely, like, awkward as [bleep]. 94 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:00,846 Mike's, like, hugging her, 95 00:03:00,915 --> 00:03:03,115 like he's gonna eat her or something. 96 00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:06,051 I feel like I'm watching, like, a "Donkey Kong" video game. 97 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,987 [video game sound effects] 98 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:11,190 [laughs] 99 00:03:11,258 --> 00:03:13,025 - We haven't seen anything from you guys. 100 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:14,693 all: Ooh. - Us? 101 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:16,428 - They like to choke each other. 102 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:19,531 24 is--like, has his hand wrapped around her throat, 103 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,466 whispering [bleep] in her ear. 104 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,135 It reminds me of "American Psycho." 105 00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:24,937 - I think you should bring them in the circle. 106 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,038 - Yeah. 107 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:28,207 - Jenni and Zack, please. - All right. 108 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:30,509 - Wait, what position am I getting in now? 109 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:31,677 [laughter] 110 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:33,011 - For this experience, 111 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,479 we're gonna combine a few of the things that we did. 112 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:35,847 - Oh, damn. 113 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,349 - I'd like you guys to look into each other's eyes, 114 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:39,218 but remember, we're gazing. 115 00:03:39,286 --> 00:03:40,619 Then I want you to breathe deep in through your nose... 116 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:42,354 - I'm jealous. - Filling up your belly. 117 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:43,722 - I'm right here, boo. I love you. 118 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:45,290 - Letting the air out of your mouth. 119 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:47,593 I'm gonna prompt you with this: 120 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:50,062 "The gift I see in you is..." 121 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:52,431 ♪ ♪ 122 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:55,334 - The gift I see in you is... 123 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,169 you complete me. 124 00:03:57,238 --> 00:03:58,837 ♪ ♪ 125 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:01,840 I don't say "thank you" enough 126 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:05,744 for all the things that you do for me and the children. 127 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,679 Thank you. 128 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:10,148 - I see in you my best friend. 129 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:13,518 You've accepted me in every aspect of your life. 130 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:16,121 I love you. - I love you. 131 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:18,156 - I'm hysterical. - [laughing] Oh! 132 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:20,659 - Oh, my God, Zack's gonna cry. 133 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:21,827 - [laughing] 134 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:24,363 - I can't breathe. - Oh, honey! 135 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,231 - I can't breathe. - Nicole! 136 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,733 - I'm just, like, homesick a little bit. 137 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:29,101 I miss Jionni. 138 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:32,137 - [laughs] 139 00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:33,438 - Aw! 140 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:35,507 - Everyone has their significant other, 141 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:36,775 and these are the moments where I'm like, 142 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:38,110 "Oh, I wish Jionni was here, 143 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:39,278 'cause this would be great for us." 144 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:40,679 Aw. [applause] 145 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:43,081 - Yay! - I love you too. 146 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:46,385 - I love you so much. I'm so happy for you. 147 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,720 - We're gonna go to our next exercise. 148 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:51,857 I love to pick a couple that's been together the longest. 149 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:52,958 - I think that would these two. 150 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:55,661 - Pauly and Vinny. all: Ooh! 151 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:56,895 - What the hell? 152 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,263 - Excuse me, babe. I got work to do. 153 00:04:58,332 --> 00:04:59,998 - I didn't know I was gonna be able to play today. 154 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:01,366 - And handsome. - I'm dead. 155 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:03,302 - Can I ask you guys anything about your relationship? 156 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:05,904 What's your story? - We met 13 years ago. 157 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,973 - Yeah, it was love at first fist pump. 158 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:09,975 both: Fist bump, push up, Chapstick! 159 00:05:10,044 --> 00:05:11,943 Fist bump, push up, Chapstick! 160 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,980 - Before I saw him, I said, "I don't like the guys 161 00:05:15,049 --> 00:05:18,684 that have tans and blow-outs and big muscles." 162 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:22,254 - Yo, I look like them guidos on TV that be trying too hard. 163 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:23,689 - And then I saw him, and I'm like, 164 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,490 "Oh, my God, like, there he is. 165 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:28,660 There's the opposite of what I usually like." 166 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:29,961 Yo, yo, yo. 167 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:31,797 - First thing I see is a spiky-hair guido kid, 168 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,365 and I'm like, this kid's perfect. 169 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:35,000 - It's not very conventional. - Yeah. 170 00:05:35,069 --> 00:05:36,935 - But sometimes love isn't conventional. 171 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,103 - Yeah. - You know what I'm saying? 172 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:39,938 He's not even my type. 173 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,406 - All right, so we're gonna do an eye-gazing exercise. 174 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:42,908 And this is one of the most popular exercises 175 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,776 in the world of tantra, 176 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,411 and that's because it's one of the most powerful. 177 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,280 - Mm. - [laughs] 178 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:52,050 - So if you would both look into each other's left eye. 179 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,919 If you want, if you're open to it, 180 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,787 you can put your hand in the center 181 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:59,424 of the other person's chest, on their heart chakra. 182 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:02,194 And now you can put your hand on their hand. 183 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:04,429 ♪ ♪ 184 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,498 - This is the best day of my life. 185 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:07,599 - Okay, Vinny, your time's up. 186 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:10,702 - And when you're ready-- - Oh! 187 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:12,270 - This is my life. - See what I gotta deal with? 188 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:13,638 - This is my life. 189 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,240 - There's definitely a jealousy issue here. 190 00:06:15,309 --> 00:06:16,375 - You felt that, right? - This is my life. 191 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:17,509 - Yeah, that was hard. That was hard. 192 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,644 - You felt that. - Your time's up. 193 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,847 - That's how strong our love is. 194 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:23,215 - That is. 195 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:24,216 - She wouldn't be threatened if it wasn't that strong. 196 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:25,317 - She felt that. 197 00:06:25,386 --> 00:06:26,818 - What's the number one thing 198 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,020 that, if it's not working, the relationship isn't working? 199 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:31,022 - Sex. 200 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:34,459 - Sex is usually a symptom of communication 201 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,061 or something else not working, 202 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:38,330 so we're gonna do an exercise on communication, 203 00:06:38,399 --> 00:06:41,266 and I'd love to have Angelina and Chris 204 00:06:41,335 --> 00:06:42,667 come up to do this exercise. 205 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,069 all: Whoo! 206 00:06:44,138 --> 00:06:46,004 - [bleep] my life. I knew this guy was gonna come at us. 207 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,672 Like, I knew we were gonna have to do something. 208 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:48,840 - Yeah, Ang. 209 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,275 - Don't forget to lick the booty. 210 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:51,743 - That's what I'm saying. [chuckles] 211 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:54,012 - You guys can sit facing each other. 212 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,147 - Eat his [bleep]. 213 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:56,548 - [chuckling] Shut up. 214 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:57,549 - Shut up, dick. 215 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:58,784 - How many people here 216 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:01,253 often don't feel heard when they're speaking? 217 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:03,288 They get interrupted? 218 00:07:03,357 --> 00:07:05,157 So in this experience, 219 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:08,093 we're gonna do some active listening about emotion. 220 00:07:08,162 --> 00:07:09,227 "How do you feel? 221 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:10,395 "I feel this way when this happens. 222 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:11,930 I feel this way when this happens." 223 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:13,398 And be in that. 224 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:15,767 And Chris, you just get to listen. 225 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,369 You don't respond... - Oh, I do it? 226 00:07:17,438 --> 00:07:18,370 - You don't have to say anything. 227 00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:20,105 You just get to listen 228 00:07:20,174 --> 00:07:21,339 and turn off the part of your mind 229 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:23,675 that wants to defend yourself or respond. 230 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:26,912 And you're gonna come back and say what you heard her say. 231 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:30,715 "I hear that you feel X, Y, Z." 232 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,250 - Angeliners and Chris 233 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:33,452 definitely look uncomfortable right now 234 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,053 just doing normal communication. 235 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,755 But this is just what they need, to be honest. 236 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:39,224 - I feel, like, pissed off when you're lazy as [bleep]. 237 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:41,493 - When he does what, though? Not lazy. What is he doing? 238 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:44,229 - When you don't listen to me. - Okay, there you go. 239 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:45,931 Perfect. Anything else? 240 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:48,300 You can keep going if you have anything else. 241 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:50,502 - I feel sometimes you don't take accountability 242 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:51,703 for your actions. 243 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:53,338 - How does that make you feel? 244 00:07:53,407 --> 00:07:54,840 - That pisses me off. 245 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,541 - Anything else you want to share? 246 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:58,577 - I've had a lot of abandonment in my life, 247 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:01,413 and I feel like you left for two months. 248 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:02,848 That's, like, a big thing for me, 249 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,583 especially 'cause of my father. 250 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,152 I'm having a [bleep] nervous breakdown here. 251 00:08:07,221 --> 00:08:09,154 Abandonment issues is a big thing for me. 252 00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:13,758 My father, he, like, abandoned me when I was a kid. 253 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,393 You came back. 254 00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:18,663 But for all those years you did stay, so you came back, 255 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:21,900 and now we're trying to work on our marriage. 256 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:23,969 - What made you fall in love with him? 257 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:26,471 - The fact that, like, you are my best friend. 258 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:29,140 You are very happy-go-lucky. 259 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:30,542 You look at life with, like-- - That's nice. 260 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:35,914 - You look at life like the glass is half-full. 261 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:37,315 You know, I look at life a little bit 262 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:38,483 like a Debbie Downer, 263 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,051 and you kind of lift me up from that. 264 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,621 You know what I mean? 265 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,222 - That's beautiful. - Oh, I love that. 266 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:45,490 all: Aww. 267 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:48,059 - Chris and Angeliners, they were so adamant 268 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:51,263 about not doing this sex therapist activity. 269 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:53,798 But they're the ones that benefit from it the most. 270 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,268 They get in their own way sometimes, 271 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,537 and a lot of the time, us as a squad, 272 00:08:58,605 --> 00:09:00,505 we're kind of, like, pushing them towards success. 273 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:04,342 ♪ ♪ 274 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,411 - I got goosebumps. 275 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:09,114 - I truly do think Chris loves Angelina, 276 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:11,716 so I feel like this is a good cleanse for him. 277 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:15,620 Maybe it's a good redo, start anew, like, 278 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:18,156 something where they can go on the up-and-up 279 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,692 and, like, really work on their resentment 280 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,094 and their love for each other. 281 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,263 - Chris, are you ready to respond? 282 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,632 - I heard that you don't like 283 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:30,268 when I don't take accountability for my mistakes, 284 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,370 and I can be lazy at times. 285 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:34,439 But you do like how caring I am. 286 00:09:34,508 --> 00:09:36,241 I did leave for two months, 287 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:37,742 but then I realized how much I do love you, 288 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,611 and I want to work on the marriage. 289 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,047 Came back, and we're still working. 290 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,148 - I just feel like you can't-- 291 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,616 - Every day is a work in progress. 292 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,351 - Yes, but I just feel like you can never do that again, 293 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,219 because I can't handle that. 294 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:52,490 - Chris, I think it's your turn now to share from your heart. 295 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:56,828 - ♪ Met you at the right time ♪ 296 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:59,097 - I don't like that you don't put me first. 297 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,099 That you put your friends, family, 298 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,201 and everyone else first instead of me. 299 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,369 - Mm. 300 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,338 - When I tell you things that I like, 301 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:10,442 you still just disregard it and do the opposite anyway. 302 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,010 I guess that's it for the negatives, 303 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:13,445 but I don't know. 304 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:15,981 You know I love you, and that's why-- 305 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:20,185 I think you're funny. You make me laugh all the time. 306 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,787 - ♪ Met you at the right time ♪ 307 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:23,955 - That's beautiful. 308 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,558 - ♪ This is what it feels like ♪ 309 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,727 ♪ I would do it every moment ♪ 310 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,261 - Oh, my God. 311 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:33,765 both: Welcome to "The Meatball Show"! 312 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,467 - Whoo! 313 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:37,769 - Step aside, Oprah, because the meatballs-- 314 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,070 - Get out of the way! 315 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,073 - Because the meatballs are here to do a show. 316 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,776 - I'ma write Mike a note and slide it under the door. 317 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,711 - Oh, Lord. - Look at that. 318 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,380 - Honey. - What? 319 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,048 - We got a situation. 320 00:10:55,389 --> 00:10:58,289 - ♪ Remember starting out with the crash on the couch days ♪ 321 00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,392 ♪ Now there's no way out of our house ♪ 322 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:04,829 ♪ ♪ 323 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:05,930 - I don't know. 324 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,066 You know, I love you, and that's why-- 325 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:12,003 I think you're funny. You make me laugh all the time. 326 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,939 And, you know-- 327 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,577 - That's beautiful. - Oh, my God. 328 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:21,446 I'm not crying, you are. 329 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,882 [laughter] - [sniffles] 330 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:27,085 - You guys needed this. - They're making me cry. 331 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:29,521 Kiss him. Hug him. - Stop. 332 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:30,855 - Come on, Chris. 333 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:34,125 All right, maybe he really does love me. 334 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,727 It's nice to see emotion. 335 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:38,363 I haven't seen emotion from Chris in a while. 336 00:11:38,432 --> 00:11:41,099 - ♪ I'll do whatever it takes ♪ 337 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,935 ♪ For us to keep loving this way ♪ 338 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:47,072 ♪ I'm falling even to the feeling ♪ 339 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,873 - You see this love that they have for each other, 340 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,508 and I feel like they really needed that. 341 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,310 And Chris didn't even want to do it in the first place. 342 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,311 So see? 343 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,280 - I don't ever cry, ever. 344 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:56,715 - This is what I wanted. 345 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,451 You guys to open up and really, like, talk to each other. 346 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:03,421 I feel like there is something there that is worth rekindling. 347 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,523 - ♪ You're all I ever needed ♪ [both chuckle] 348 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:08,727 - I think Chris, the poor kid, is crying because 349 00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:11,996 he hasn't gotten laid in like two years. 350 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,065 I would [bleep] cry. 351 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,667 - Did it get awkward over here? 352 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:18,103 - No! This is beautiful! 353 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,271 Y'all should have done this a long time ago. 354 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,539 - You guys really-- 355 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,907 - Y'all should have done this-- great job, guys. 356 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,375 - That was amazing. [applause] 357 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,778 - I don't ever cry, really. Thank you. That was amazing. 358 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,680 - You guys want to give each other a hug? 359 00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,515 - So I'd like to close out 360 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:33,084 saying one word about how they feel. 361 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:36,855 - I feel heard. all: Oh! 362 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,323 - Damn! 363 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:39,624 - I want to be positive here. 364 00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:42,360 That breakthrough with the sex therapist 365 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,962 worked out pretty well. 366 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,430 But the deadline is tomorrow. 367 00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:47,398 - This is the time to figure out, 368 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,167 is it together you're gonna grow and change? 369 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:50,735 - Yeah. - Or is it separate? 370 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,237 So I think you have to have, like, a deadline. 371 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,339 ♪ ♪ 372 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,540 - So here I am. 373 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,075 - No, everything was amazing. 374 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,309 Thank you for coming. 375 00:12:58,378 --> 00:12:59,477 - Yes. We thought it was gonna be something else. 376 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,912 - Thank you so much. 377 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,580 - It's definitely not what I thought it was gonna be. 378 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,215 - We were gonna flip out, but. - Namaste, friends. 379 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,817 - Jersey in the building! Jersey in the building! 380 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:08,286 - Jersey! Guess who's banging tonight? 381 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,288 - [spits and coughs] 382 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,223 - You okay? - Are you all right? 383 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,659 - I tried to swallow it, and I couldn't. 384 00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:15,860 - That's what she said. 385 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,595 [laughter] - Oh, my God. 386 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:20,865 - Such a dick, Vin. You are such a dick. 387 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:23,334 - Deener, amazing job organizing all this. 388 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:24,903 - Oh, thanks. - Nice job. 389 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:28,273 - I definitely feel like I made up for dead body day 390 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:32,243 with the mansion boat day, and I killed it as usual. 391 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,444 - Oh, my God. 392 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,380 - Okay, so we have to dance. We have to rage. 393 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,215 - Whoo! - Come on, bitch! 394 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:40,018 - Whoo! - Come on, Vinny! 395 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,786 Whoo! 396 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,321 [upbeat music] 397 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,256 Let's go! Let's go! - Oh, my God! 398 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,692 both: Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot! 399 00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:52,430 - Cheers! [overlapping chatter] 400 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,532 - Everyone, get up! Hey! 401 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,367 Last song then we're leaving! 402 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,969 ♪ ♪ 403 00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,505 - ♪ P-A-R-T-Y ♪ - Yes, bitch! 404 00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:01,639 ♪ ♪ 405 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,275 ♪ P-A-R-T-Y ♪ 406 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,545 ♪ ♪ 407 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:08,880 - All right, 408 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,748 I hope everybody had a [bleep] good time tonight! 409 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:11,950 [all cheering] 410 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,618 Let's bring it to the hotel, bitches! 411 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:14,752 - Let's go! 412 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,721 - Overall, I feel like this mansion boat 413 00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:18,690 was a success, having so much fun. 414 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:22,126 And now let's go back to the hotel and keep drinking. 415 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,295 - And everyone's getting [bleep] tonight. 416 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,663 - Yeah! - Whoo! 417 00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,098 - And if we ain't gonna get [bleep], 418 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,968 I'm gonna [bleep] [bleep] all you [bleep] in the ass. 419 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,670 - Oh! - [bleep] up, [bleep] up! 420 00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,739 That's my wife, everybody! 421 00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:38,209 both: Welcome to "The Meatball Show"! 422 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,178 - Whoo! 423 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,180 - My brain cells are just leaving my body, 424 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,115 like, intentionally. 425 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,651 - Yeah, I've never had a stinky. 426 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,586 - I'm not saying I have a stinky. 427 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:49,721 I'm saying that-- 428 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:50,922 - What is happening? 429 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,829 - You're alone. Come on. Let's go downstairs. 430 00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,697 - I have to piss so bad. 431 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:00,932 I'm gonna pee off the side of the boat. 432 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,134 - Thank you. - Thank you. 433 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,402 - We going on the bus. 434 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,104 - Once we get on there, we gotta be lit. 435 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,438 - Ask him if he has Bluetooth. 436 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:08,873 - Does he have-- do you have Bluetooth? 437 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,843 - Can we have a stripper pole? - We can dance back here. 438 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,045 - Come on, guys. Don't do this. 439 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,981 It's a [bleep] 45-minute drive. 440 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,017 - We don't care who's sleeping on this bus. 441 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,552 We don't care if grandmas need to go to bed. 442 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,788 We are going on this bus right now, 443 00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:24,956 and we are turning the [bleep] up. 444 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,190 ♪ ♪ 445 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,559 - She thinks she's in VIP. I can't. 446 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,994 [overlapping chatter] 447 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,429 - Don't stop it! 448 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,499 You're welcome, babe. I am a DJ. 449 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:38,169 - Us moms don't go out. This is my [bleep] party. 450 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,304 - Louder! 451 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,239 - Turn it louder, turn it louder. 452 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:45,043 - Yes! This is like the most fun I've had in, like, months. 453 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,979 - [indistinct] really had a good time. 454 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,781 Oh, this is so nice. 455 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,883 - Oh, I love this smell! 456 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:52,951 - Food here? 457 00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:54,552 - Yeah, right there. - Let's eat. 458 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,054 - I just want to get [bleep] up. 459 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,256 - After a long day of turning up, 460 00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,891 it's time to mangia, guys. 461 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,360 Oh, my God. - Don't touch my cookies, man. 462 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:05,263 - Yo, is that pizookie cake? - Yep. 463 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,231 - Yeah, I'm going bucatinis. 464 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:11,436 Caesar, Caesar, Caesar, Caesar. Grab a pizza. 465 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,871 Yeah, I got key lime. And tiramisus. 466 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:17,275 Listen, just in case, we got everything. Let's go. 467 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,744 - All right, let's go get [bleep] up now. 468 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,012 Yeah, I want to dance. 469 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,381 [music slows down and stops] 470 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,283 - Oh, my God. 471 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,852 [soft upbeat music] 472 00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:29,287 - She asleep? 473 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,456 - Did Nicole pass out? - Yeah. 474 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,358 - Some things will never change. 475 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:36,060 ♪ ♪ 476 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:39,230 - Where's my Snookie? - Oh, my God. 477 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,165 - Nicole! - [laughing] 478 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,767 - Meatball down. 479 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,736 - Hey guys! - Huddle up, huddle up. 480 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,238 - I just want to say I had an amazing time. 481 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,073 It was really dope that we could make this happen. 482 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,942 - Thanks for celebrating my birthday on that yacht. 483 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,410 I appreciate it. 484 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,512 - Mike, I know why you didn't pick him as the godfather. 485 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,914 Salty bae. Very salty boy. 486 00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:57,982 - we're gonna go pack. 487 00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:58,983 - Group hug? - Yeah. 488 00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:00,118 - Group hug it is. 489 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,286 - That is a wrap for DJ Pauly D. 490 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,454 This was lit. 491 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,556 I love coming here this time of year! 492 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,326 Bye, Nicole. [chuckles] 493 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,328 - Nic. Wake her up. 494 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,030 - Oh, what a day. 495 00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:13,464 - Today was a great day. 496 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,501 ♪ ♪ 497 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:17,802 Oh, God. 498 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:18,936 Nicole, you just dropped all the [bleep] 499 00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,872 fettuccine Alfredo on the floor. 500 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,474 - [laughing] You guys are a [bleep] mess right now. 501 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,742 - Did you eat that off the floor? 502 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:28,646 - No, she took it off my leg. - Oh, my God. 503 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:29,914 - This is our moment, D. 504 00:17:29,983 --> 00:17:31,549 Me and D really want to do a "Meatball Show." 505 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,084 - This is our "Meatball Show" live? Really? 506 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,185 - We want to do "Meatball Show." 507 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,686 - Really? This is the time? - Yes. 508 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,021 - On Instagram. - Remember quarantine? 509 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,356 When we were all dying? 510 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,724 - And we were like-- 511 00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,359 - Yes, we did a "Meatball Show" during quarantine. 512 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,760 - I [bleep] hate working out. 513 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,262 Why would I [bleep] work out now? 514 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:47,565 I [bleep] hate it. [laughter] 515 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:48,566 - And we were like, "You know what?" 516 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:49,934 - And they loved it. 517 00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,769 - We really want to bring a smile to everyone's face. 518 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,604 - 'Cause that's what we do. - Yes. 519 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,374 We just got a riveting question. 520 00:17:56,443 --> 00:18:00,978 "Snookie, are you drunk?" 521 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,480 - She's on her second bottle, bitch. 522 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,115 She's [bleep] wasted. 523 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,717 We literally are... 524 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,252 - Fun. - So in sync. 525 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,420 We are so fun. 526 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,656 - Spider. - And-- 527 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,291 both: Spider. 528 00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:18,029 - And our first guest we would love to have--Angeliners. 529 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,831 - Angeliners. - Angeliners. 530 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,099 - Oh. 531 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,633 I feel like the meatballs are like my children. 532 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,136 - [screaming] 533 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,571 - Oh, no! - [screaming] 534 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,673 - They will run me into the ground, outrun me, 535 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:32,043 and stay up six hours past, like, my bedtime. 536 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,511 - All right, guys. - Love you. 537 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:34,979 - Love you. 538 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,415 - Got fettuccine Alfredo all over her foot. 539 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,516 - Clean her shoe off. 540 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,218 Got fettuccine Alfredo all over it. 541 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,086 - I want to dance. 542 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:45,690 - Feel like what I want to do for "The Meatball Show" 543 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:49,527 is, Chris, I want you to make me a she shed. 544 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,629 - A she shed! - [laughs] 545 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,131 - I got to see a good enough show. 546 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,732 - Fine. - If you guys bomb right now, 547 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,100 there's no point in making a set. 548 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,069 - Way--way to--way to go! - Oh, [bleep]! 549 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,972 - It's all riding on you guys. - Chris, can you film it? 550 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,642 - Yep. We're back in three, two, one. 551 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,777 - Welcome to "The Meatball Show." 552 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:10,648 I'm your host, Snooks. And we have Deeners here also. 553 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,050 - I don't like it! - [laughs] 554 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,852 - You're thinking too much into it. 555 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,255 - Drunk meatballs interviewing people? 556 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,456 - Wait for me. - Sit down! 557 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:19,624 - Wait for me! 558 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,459 - Sounds like the ratings are gonna kill. 559 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,760 - All right, we're gonna walk into it. 560 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,529 This is our main camera, right here. All right. 561 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,763 - Okay, ready. - Ready? 562 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,099 Five, six, seven, eight. 563 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:32,270 both: Welcome to "The Meatball Show"! 564 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,971 - Whoo! 565 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,340 Step aside, Oprah, because the meatballs-- 566 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,642 - Get out of the way, bitch! 567 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,711 - Because the meatballs are here to do a show. 568 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,813 - Wait, give us the wine. - Stop! 569 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:47,451 And our first guest... both: Angeliners. 570 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,488 - We always have guests that are promoting stuff. 571 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,522 - Here's the plug. 572 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,824 - I'm coming out with vagina spray. 573 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,526 [bell rings] 574 00:19:56,896 --> 00:20:00,097 - Okay, okay. - What is--what is that about? 575 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,933 - So you just spray it, and then it's just there? 576 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,936 - Yeah, so you don't [bleep] have chafing. 577 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,337 - Chafing? We're not men. 578 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,839 - I never have that. - We don't have [bleep] balls. 579 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:09,974 Chafing. 580 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,176 - My brain cells are just leaving my body, 581 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,344 like, intentionally. 582 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,712 - You don't know what the [bleep]-- 583 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:17,381 - No, I know what chafing is, but I never experienced. 584 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:18,749 - Same. - How? 585 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,051 - I never have. - 'Cause it's balls. 586 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:23,554 - That's [bleep]. - I've never had a stinky. 587 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,423 - I'm not saying I have a stinky. 588 00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:27,258 I'm saying-- - What is happening? 589 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,593 - I'm preventing the stinky. 590 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,361 - [laughing] 591 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,963 - It's preventative. - Yes, yes. 592 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,397 - This is [bleep] preventative, people. 593 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,099 - All right, we're gonna take a commercial break. 594 00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:36,934 Thank you so much. - Yes. Thank you. 595 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,136 - We will be right back with "The Meatball Show." 596 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:41,539 - [bleep], [bleep]. - Thank you. 597 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,008 - Put the cameras down. Cameras down, cameras down. 598 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,710 - Yeah. And then pretend we're talking. Ready? 599 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,378 [inaudible] 600 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,247 - That was good. [laughter] 601 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,053 [upbeat music] 602 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,755 - A lot of people actually want to know-- 603 00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:58,756 [laughter] 604 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,491 Oh, my God. 605 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,892 ♪ ♪ 606 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:05,162 - Oh, my God. They're still going, honey. 607 00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:06,764 - Yo, that was-- that was hysterical. 608 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:07,832 - It was terrible? 609 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,400 - No, hysterical. - Oh. 610 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,968 - All right, love you guys. 611 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,303 - Love you. - Love you. 612 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,304 - That was trash. - Goodnight. 613 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,405 - What's up, bro? 614 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,539 - Bro, we already said bye to you. 615 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,208 - Can't believe you guys are leaving me. 616 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,745 - I [bleep] have fettuccine on my [bleep] fingers, bruh. 617 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:24,749 - Gonna be a throuple with Chris and Deena. 618 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,050 - Chris and Angelina. 619 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,152 How you gonna leave me with these crazy people? 620 00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:30,354 - We're back in three, two, one. 621 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:31,856 - Not now! 622 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:34,458 - So happy to have you guys here. 623 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,695 We are going to open up-- - Welcome back. 624 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,163 - "Welcome back" you want me to say? 625 00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:40,364 - No, I just said welcome back. - All right. 626 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,266 - Yeah. You go. - Welcome back. 627 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:45,202 I feel like "The Meatball Show" is like... 628 00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:46,237 - Angeliners! 629 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:47,405 - Wake up to "The Meatball Show"! 630 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:48,773 - Bitch, get up. 631 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,675 - Staring at a car accident or something going on 632 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,076 on the side of the [bleep] highway. 633 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:53,778 - You dropped more wine than you drank. 634 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,379 - When I talk, I like to talk. 635 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:56,847 - I know. You gotta--you gotta, like, 636 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,317 put a lid on that thing or just drink it. 637 00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:00,885 - Look, I look like I'm bleeding. 638 00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,920 That is what you're doing on my leg. 639 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,056 - And everyone's, like, just driving like an asshole. 640 00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:07,358 - All right, no, wait, this is our camera. 641 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:08,492 - All right. 642 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,095 - People love to watch car crashes. 643 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,764 - Oh, my God. - Embarrassing. 644 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,233 - We want to hear some questions from our bitches. 645 00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,336 - A fan's calling. - Hello? 646 00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:19,503 - Hi, meatballs. 647 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:20,504 - Put it in speaker, put it on speaker. 648 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:23,674 - Hi, meatballs. both: Hi. 649 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:25,309 - Hi. My name's Patricia. 650 00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:27,745 What does it take to be a true meatball? 651 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:31,082 - Oh. - Listen, honey. 652 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:34,118 To be a true meatball, you have to be confident with yourself. 653 00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:35,986 [all screaming] 654 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:40,157 ♪ ♪ 655 00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:42,893 - And always just have a good time. 656 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,329 Oh, a good time. [laughs] 657 00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:47,631 [all screaming] 658 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,467 - Whoo! 659 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,035 - We're embarrassing. - Yes. 660 00:22:51,104 --> 00:22:54,438 - No matter what, you just have to fricking 661 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:57,942 look at the glass half-full. 662 00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,277 - One, two, three, go. Oh! 663 00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:02,279 [ice clattering] 664 00:23:02,348 --> 00:23:05,883 - Love that. - We are going to toast. 665 00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:07,318 And we are going to do this... 666 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,652 - Oh, [bleep]. - All together. 667 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:09,754 - Oh, God. 668 00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,989 - Just pay us in wine. - [bleep]. 669 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:12,990 - Wine! 670 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,558 - Drinks on drinks! 671 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:15,726 And we're gonna be [bleep] up, 672 00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:17,161 and you're gonna like what you see. 673 00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,497 We will see you next Friday. 674 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,999 - And don't forget, weed whack that [bleep]. 675 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,434 - And then-- and then pretend to talk. 676 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:24,668 [inaudible] 677 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,737 ♪ ♪ 678 00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:28,038 - [laughs] 679 00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,573 ♪ ♪ 680 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,275 - I think we did great. 681 00:23:31,344 --> 00:23:33,611 - This is really gonna happen. Like, [bleep] this [bleep]. 682 00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:35,112 We keep talking about it. 683 00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:39,683 ♪ ♪ 684 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,952 - Masturbate. [laughter] 685 00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,087 - No. 686 00:23:43,156 --> 00:23:45,389 ♪ ♪ 687 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,124 [snorts] - I can't. 688 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,959 ♪ ♪ 689 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:51,095 - And that's a wrap on "The Meatball Show"! 690 00:23:51,164 --> 00:23:53,731 - Yes! All right, everybody, shoulder down. 691 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,500 - Let's go. - Goodnight. So long. 692 00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:59,737 I got mad wine all over me. 693 00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:01,839 - I feel like today was perfect. 694 00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:03,441 ♪ ♪ 695 00:24:03,509 --> 00:24:06,811 - I don't know what's happening. 696 00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:08,679 I don't know where I am. 697 00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:12,216 But I know that we're in the tropical waters. 698 00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:15,352 So we're in a pool. 699 00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:18,355 [upbeat music] 700 00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:25,062 ♪ ♪ 701 00:24:30,937 --> 00:24:32,670 - Chris and I, tonight, 702 00:24:32,738 --> 00:24:35,439 have made a little bit of a breakthrough. 703 00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:39,743 - How long can you look in my eyes without laughing? 704 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,278 Can you see through my soul? 705 00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:43,280 - So if I laugh first, I lose? - Mm-hmm. 706 00:24:43,349 --> 00:24:46,150 - One, two, three. 707 00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:48,819 It's reassuring that I know he loves me. 708 00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:51,789 - ♪ I'll be your keeper ♪ 709 00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:54,992 ♪ When the nights are long ♪ 710 00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:59,964 - I feel like Chris and I have such a great bond. 711 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:02,166 He is one of my best friends. 712 00:25:02,235 --> 00:25:04,468 I also do feel like Chris and I have a lot of similarities. 713 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:05,803 ♪ ♪ 714 00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:07,271 - ♪ When the world is heartless ♪ 715 00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:09,039 ♪ And you're in the darkness ♪ 716 00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:11,575 ♪ Fall in love and light it up ♪ 717 00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:14,211 - [farts] - [laughs] 718 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,914 - I win. - [laughing hysterically] 719 00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:18,749 - ♪ Can light it up ♪ 720 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,918 - ♪ One, two, show 'em what you got ♪ 721 00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:22,286 - I'm swimming. 722 00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:25,356 - ♪ I'ma drop it like it's hot ♪ 723 00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:26,624 - I'm having a great time here. 724 00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:29,026 Thank you for the tropical seas. 725 00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:31,662 And I will see you tomorrow. 726 00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:32,663 Mwah. 727 00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:37,568 ♪ ♪ 728 00:25:37,637 --> 00:25:40,971 - Now, back on tour, 'cause a DJ's work is never done. 729 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,073 Florida Keys, that is a wrap. 730 00:25:43,142 --> 00:25:44,074 Yes, sir! 731 00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:46,043 Florida Keys, that is a wrap! 732 00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:48,979 Bye, guys. Yeah, buddy! 733 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,247 [siren whoops] 734 00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:51,782 - [groans] 735 00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:53,817 ♪ ♪ 736 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,219 - Leave me here to rot. 737 00:25:55,288 --> 00:25:58,088 ♪ ♪ 738 00:25:58,157 --> 00:26:01,225 - Pauly? Pauly, I miss you. 739 00:26:01,294 --> 00:26:04,028 Still smells like your musk. 740 00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:06,463 [sighs] 741 00:26:06,532 --> 00:26:08,799 Side chicks always get left behind. 742 00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:12,503 - I fell asleep in my makeup. - I know. 743 00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:13,771 - Why do I always do that? 744 00:26:13,839 --> 00:26:15,739 - I feel like we haven't gotten drunk like that 745 00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:18,108 in, like, years. 746 00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:19,343 Literally. 747 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:21,512 I'm definitely feeling it today. 748 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:23,981 But "The Meatball Show" was a success. 749 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:26,584 And I feel like we should really do it 750 00:26:26,652 --> 00:26:28,085 in real life, and that's it. 751 00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:32,089 - [yawns] 752 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:33,724 I'm not yawning at "The Meatball Show." 753 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:35,292 I'm yawning 'cause I'm tired. - [chuckles] 754 00:26:35,361 --> 00:26:36,660 - It was a late night. 755 00:26:36,729 --> 00:26:38,729 - What are we doing? - Breakfast, I guess? 756 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:40,497 It's really [bleep] out. 757 00:26:40,566 --> 00:26:41,865 - Big storm last night. 758 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,500 Good thing we weren't on the boat. 759 00:26:43,569 --> 00:26:45,202 - [vocalizing mockingly] 760 00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,438 Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 761 00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:51,508 ♪ ♪ 762 00:26:51,577 --> 00:26:54,144 - Yesterday was fun. - Yeah. 763 00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:57,381 It was ironic that we were beating up the beat 764 00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:58,749 and living our best life, 765 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:01,118 and the next thing you know it, we got counseling. 766 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:02,753 - It was needed. - It was needed. 767 00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:04,955 ♪ ♪ 768 00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:08,559 - [grunting] - [laughing] 769 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:10,327 - Tap out, tap out, tap out. 770 00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:12,229 Oh, he just tooted! 771 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:15,933 - ♪ Love that once was old is new again ♪ 772 00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:18,435 - Stop. - Shaking the booty down. 773 00:27:18,504 --> 00:27:21,171 - You shake it one more time, I'm grounding you 774 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,007 and sending you to Catholic school. 775 00:27:23,075 --> 00:27:24,441 - No! 776 00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:26,043 ♪ ♪ 777 00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:27,544 - Um, all right, honey, 778 00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:30,514 I'm gonna go change for the day. 779 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:32,082 - Okay. - One of our last days. 780 00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:35,119 The [bleep] is that? 781 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:38,122 [quirky upbeat music] 782 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:42,960 ♪ ♪ 783 00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:45,729 - I don't want to know. - Uh, honey. 784 00:27:45,798 --> 00:27:47,998 - What? - We got a situation. 785 00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:56,373 - ♪ Here we come, 'bout to start up again ♪ 786 00:27:56,442 --> 00:27:58,175 ♪ ♪ 787 00:27:58,244 --> 00:28:01,679 - Pauly left us a note, honey. - I don't want to see it. 788 00:28:01,747 --> 00:28:04,548 - Uh, this family just loves notes. 789 00:28:04,617 --> 00:28:07,418 Notes are just the gift that keeps on giving. 790 00:28:07,486 --> 00:28:09,620 Um, it says-- 791 00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:11,822 ♪ ♪ 792 00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:13,257 - What a good trip. 793 00:28:13,325 --> 00:28:15,592 We did a lot of stuff in such a short period of time. 794 00:28:15,661 --> 00:28:17,428 - Killed it. I know. - Deena pranked us. 795 00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:18,562 - [chuckling] Deena pranked us. 796 00:28:18,631 --> 00:28:21,398 - But I'm not leaving empty-handed. 797 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:24,802 Mess some [bleep] up, you know what I'm saying? 798 00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:27,204 So Deena did do a great prank on this trip. 799 00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:29,139 But I have a prank for them as well. 800 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,974 So Mike was being a... 801 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:32,342 - Instigator. - The Observation. 802 00:28:32,411 --> 00:28:34,511 - Oh, The Observation. - The Instigation about some 803 00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:37,381 indiscrepancies in Angelina and Chris and stuff like that. 804 00:28:37,450 --> 00:28:38,816 - Uh-oh. 805 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:40,350 - If anyone knows Mike, it's me. That's my godson. 806 00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:42,119 And I know he's gonna keep obsessing about 807 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:45,355 how the details of Angelina's sex story just don't add up. 808 00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:47,758 - What was the position that you actually picked? 809 00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:49,026 - Oh, my God, he's going at it. 810 00:28:49,095 --> 00:28:50,627 - Oh, we're not [bleep] doing that. 811 00:28:50,696 --> 00:28:52,229 - If I had to guess what position, 812 00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:53,731 it was the lazy side booty. 813 00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:55,599 When I asked again, 814 00:28:55,668 --> 00:28:58,435 I immediately said lazy side booty, and she said no. 815 00:28:58,504 --> 00:29:00,504 So there's another inconsistency. 816 00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:01,872 - The plot just thickens. 817 00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:04,007 - Maybe we need to continue observing. 818 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:06,577 - Oh! Oh! The Observation. 819 00:29:06,645 --> 00:29:08,946 - I think it's teetering between The Instigation 820 00:29:09,014 --> 00:29:11,949 and The Observation. [laughter] 821 00:29:12,017 --> 00:29:14,051 - I don't think I believe her. Did they have sex? 822 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,286 I'm estimating no. I'm not buying it. 823 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:17,721 - Mike won't shut up. 824 00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:19,623 He will not sleep until he gets to the bottom of this. 825 00:29:19,692 --> 00:29:21,225 - I actually don't know if there's a way 826 00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:23,594 that we can ever really, truly find the truth in this. 827 00:29:23,662 --> 00:29:26,630 - Here's what we do. A lie detector test. 828 00:29:26,699 --> 00:29:29,133 - Oh, my God. Yeah. 829 00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:32,369 - Told him I have the contact for a lie detector guy. 830 00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:33,570 - Oh, Lord. 831 00:29:33,639 --> 00:29:35,038 - So he can ask them whatever they want. 832 00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:36,306 I'ma write Mike a note and slide it under his door. 833 00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:37,708 - Okay. 834 00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:38,809 - Mike is the right one to leave this mission with. 835 00:29:38,878 --> 00:29:40,677 I booked a lie detector. He's on the way. 836 00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:42,346 Knowing Mike, 837 00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:43,447 he's gonna drive himself crazy how he's gonna do the reveal. 838 00:29:43,516 --> 00:29:44,882 I'm gonna put it under his door. 839 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:47,718 - Okay. I wasn't a part of this. 840 00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:48,719 - Neither were we. 841 00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:50,254 I'm leaving. I have a gig. 842 00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:52,289 So this is gonna be a good prank on Mike, 843 00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:53,624 and we are out of here. 844 00:29:53,692 --> 00:29:55,459 [laughs] 845 00:29:55,528 --> 00:29:56,560 So "Hey, Mike. 846 00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:57,828 "I booked a lie detector. he's on the way. 847 00:29:57,897 --> 00:29:59,930 "He knows to ask for you, The Investigation. 848 00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:01,698 Good luck. Your boy..." 849 00:30:01,767 --> 00:30:04,168 [video tape warbling] 850 00:30:04,236 --> 00:30:07,371 - "Good luck, your boy and godfather, 851 00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:09,173 DJ Pauly D." 852 00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:10,174 Uh. 853 00:30:10,242 --> 00:30:12,009 This right here is a doozer. 854 00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:15,779 It seems that the prank war champion has a parting gift. 855 00:30:15,848 --> 00:30:18,382 I have to delicately present this prank, 856 00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:20,984 or else people are gonna get real upset. 857 00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:22,953 - I'm out. - Okay. 858 00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:25,189 And then this vacation is gonna end on a bad note. 859 00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:26,857 We don't want that. 860 00:30:26,926 --> 00:30:29,326 - Are you hungry again? - I'm starving. You hear that? 861 00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:30,561 - Yeah. - Starving. 862 00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:32,429 - Jesus. How much do you eat? 863 00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:34,298 - What? 864 00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:35,566 - There's something. You have a pimple. 865 00:30:35,634 --> 00:30:36,567 Can I pop it? 866 00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:38,335 ♪ ♪ 867 00:30:38,404 --> 00:30:41,972 - Smart, pretty, and funny. 868 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:44,508 You know that, right? 869 00:30:44,577 --> 00:30:46,243 - [bleep]. 870 00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:47,945 - I can't believe it's raining here, like, 871 00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,279 again and again and again. 872 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:50,447 - Look at this bruise. 873 00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:52,349 - Oh, it's [bleep] saddening. - Yeah. 874 00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:53,851 - It's pretty big. - Oh, wow. That's a big one. 875 00:30:53,919 --> 00:30:56,220 - Oh, damn. You guys was banging last night? 876 00:30:56,288 --> 00:30:57,588 - That's from the jet skis. - Oh. 877 00:30:57,656 --> 00:30:59,256 - I kept feeling when I was standing on the thing. 878 00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:00,691 - Maybe that was from 879 00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:02,960 the dry humping on the dancefloor. You never know. 880 00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:04,595 - Yeah, you ripped my hair out of my head, you asshole. 881 00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:06,496 - I'm proud of you guys, too. Yesterday? That was a-- 882 00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:07,898 - I kept falling. 883 00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:08,899 - That was a great breakthrough yesterday, you know? 884 00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:10,133 - No, yeah. 885 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:11,602 - And that's how it's supposed to be, you know? 886 00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:12,603 So I'm really proud of you guys. 887 00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:13,604 - Thank you. - Thank you. 888 00:31:13,672 --> 00:31:15,005 - Good job. Good job. 889 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:16,740 - Thanks, Mike. [grunts] - Good job. 890 00:31:16,809 --> 00:31:18,175 - Instead of, like, all the roomies, like, 891 00:31:18,244 --> 00:31:19,443 being a little bit negative 892 00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:20,711 about my relationship with Chris, 893 00:31:20,779 --> 00:31:22,145 it's nice to see somebody 894 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:24,915 looking at the glass half-full, you know what I'm saying? 895 00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:26,350 Like, just positive. 896 00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:30,187 - You guys have really showed up, you know what I mean? 897 00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:33,590 and everyone has embraced you guys, as we always do. 898 00:31:33,659 --> 00:31:34,591 So whatever you're going through, 899 00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:35,926 we're there for you guys. 900 00:31:35,995 --> 00:31:37,094 - Yeah. Thank you. We appreciate it. 901 00:31:37,162 --> 00:31:38,095 - So on to new beginnings for everyone. 902 00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:39,096 - Definitely. - You know? 903 00:31:39,164 --> 00:31:40,264 - Definitely. 904 00:31:40,332 --> 00:31:41,798 - There's a lie detector technician coming. 905 00:31:41,867 --> 00:31:43,700 They are not gonna be hyped up about this. 906 00:31:43,769 --> 00:31:45,002 It was a great day yesterday. 907 00:31:46,839 --> 00:31:48,071 - You know what? 908 00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:50,073 Sometimes, when you go out of a limb sometimes, 909 00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:53,310 and just be authentic and genuine, it really works out. 910 00:31:53,379 --> 00:31:55,078 - Yeah. - And that's kind of, like, 911 00:31:55,147 --> 00:31:57,748 my whole thing, like, you know? 912 00:32:03,756 --> 00:32:05,022 - ♪ No pain, no gain ♪ 913 00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:06,323 ♪ Gotta keep my head in the game ♪ 914 00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:07,958 ♪ If I wanna stay ahead of the game ♪ 915 00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:11,461 - Sup, pussies? - Oh, that's you have to start? 916 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:14,898 - I'm a little hung over, so I'd like to get some food. 917 00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:16,233 - Facts, facts. - Let's do this. 918 00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:18,702 I just want to come over 'cause I texted my boy 919 00:32:18,771 --> 00:32:21,405 this morning at 11:11 for his birthday. 920 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:22,639 - Oh, yeah. - Happy birthday. 921 00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:23,907 - Oh, thanks. 922 00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:25,142 - [stuttering] - Is this my party? 923 00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:26,910 - This is--you know what? - Is this my party? 924 00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:28,211 - Not yet, not yet. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 925 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,213 - What a party. Let's go to breakfast. 926 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:32,582 - All right, let's go. Come on, Buckners. 927 00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:33,917 - I'm hungry. 928 00:32:33,986 --> 00:32:35,852 ♪ ♪ 929 00:32:35,921 --> 00:32:37,654 - Oh, hello, neighbors. - Good morning, family. 930 00:32:37,723 --> 00:32:40,090 - What's up? - Where's Nicole? 931 00:32:40,159 --> 00:32:41,725 - Still dead. - Yeah, probably. 932 00:32:41,794 --> 00:32:43,760 - [snoring] 933 00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:46,363 - Honestly, if she had a "Meatball Show" last night, 934 00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:47,864 she shouldn't be here right now. 935 00:32:47,933 --> 00:32:49,466 She needs to sleep that [bleep] off. 936 00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:52,336 - Wait, what are you doing? - Come. We're coming. 937 00:32:52,404 --> 00:32:55,005 We're just catching up back here. 938 00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:57,474 Listen, Big Daddy Sitch is not good at secrets, 939 00:32:57,543 --> 00:33:00,043 and I think the squad is not going to be happy 940 00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:02,646 that a lie detector is in the midst of us. 941 00:33:02,715 --> 00:33:04,614 - I'm just gonna pretend I don't know what you're doing. 942 00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:06,850 - I actually don't know what I'm doing either. 943 00:33:06,919 --> 00:33:08,552 - Everybody's having their best time. 944 00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:10,153 - Yeah. - Everyone's getting along. 945 00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:12,522 - I know. - Maybe we can just, like, 946 00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:15,125 set the guy up and continue to observe. 947 00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:17,828 - Yeah. You know, maybe I'll go first. 948 00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:21,064 "Did you ruin the 'Jersey Shore Family Vacation' in the Keys?" 949 00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:22,599 "No, I did not. That was not me." 950 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:23,934 - I don't know, you might fail that one. 951 00:33:24,003 --> 00:33:25,469 - [chuckles] I might. - You might fail that one. 952 00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:26,703 - Oh, God. - Just saying. 953 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:29,339 - I got a coconut, I got a coconut. 954 00:33:29,408 --> 00:33:32,309 Vinny, coconut. 955 00:33:32,378 --> 00:33:35,212 - I'll have a sausage this morning. 956 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,381 Oh, I'm, like, spilling on myself. 957 00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:39,049 - I'm getting rained on. 958 00:33:39,118 --> 00:33:40,984 I'm, like, really not gonna sit in the rain. 959 00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:44,421 - Honey, I'm sitting next to you, and there's a spritz. 960 00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:46,556 Did you look at the sky? 961 00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:49,559 - Lookit that way, though. - Oh, damn. 962 00:33:49,628 --> 00:33:50,794 All right, well listen, we better hurry up, then. 963 00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:52,162 [laughter] 964 00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:53,697 - I thought you said that your wife was always right. 965 00:33:53,766 --> 00:33:55,065 - She is. 966 00:33:55,134 --> 00:33:56,233 This is--I stand-- 967 00:33:56,301 --> 00:33:57,434 I stand corrected, I stand corrected. 968 00:33:57,503 --> 00:33:59,336 ♪ ♪ 969 00:33:59,405 --> 00:34:01,038 - I have to say I was so proud of you guys. 970 00:34:01,106 --> 00:34:02,039 - I know. 971 00:34:02,107 --> 00:34:03,206 - Thank you. - Yep. 972 00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:04,441 - That was, like, a breakthrough, I feel. 973 00:34:04,510 --> 00:34:05,809 - I was like, "Oh God, what am I gonna say? 974 00:34:05,878 --> 00:34:06,977 What am I gonna say?" - Like, I never--I never saw 975 00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:09,913 Angelina, like, open up to you like that. 976 00:34:09,982 --> 00:34:13,417 - So the breakthrough that Chris and I had last night 977 00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:14,785 was actually pretty good. 978 00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:16,153 We'd like to take that, 979 00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:18,188 and I would like to continue that. 980 00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:23,126 Hopefully, we'll be on the track of goodness from here. 981 00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:26,496 I feel like we brought back, like, 2009 yesterday. 982 00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:29,066 - I was really proud of Vinny turning up with us. 983 00:34:29,134 --> 00:34:30,067 - Yeah. - Yep. 984 00:34:30,135 --> 00:34:32,335 ♪ ♪ 985 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:35,939 - Beat that beat up! Beat that beat up! 986 00:34:36,008 --> 00:34:37,741 - We still got it, guys. We still got it. 987 00:34:37,810 --> 00:34:39,076 - Yeah. 988 00:34:39,144 --> 00:34:41,178 - It was an amazing party that you set up, Deeners. 989 00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:42,579 - So fun. - I mean-- 990 00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:43,814 - And even though there was nothing really specific 991 00:34:43,882 --> 00:34:45,849 to celebrate, like, we still made it work. 992 00:34:45,918 --> 00:34:47,751 - Yeah. - Oh, my. [bleep] my life. 993 00:34:47,820 --> 00:34:48,952 - There really wasn't much to celebrate... 994 00:34:49,021 --> 00:34:50,454 - Yeah. - But we were celebrating life. 995 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:51,555 - Right, right, right. 996 00:34:51,623 --> 00:34:52,823 - We were celebrating each other. 997 00:34:52,891 --> 00:34:54,825 - Do you gargle with salt? 998 00:34:54,893 --> 00:34:56,726 Oh, my God, Vinny, 999 00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:58,028 [bleep] shut up. 1000 00:34:58,097 --> 00:34:59,029 I don't care. 1001 00:34:59,098 --> 00:35:01,598 - Where's--where's Nicole? 1002 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:06,236 ♪ ♪ 1003 00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:07,471 - Oh, my God. 1004 00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:10,674 ♪ ♪ 1005 00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:13,510 What time is it? 1006 00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:14,744 It's 1:00? 1007 00:35:14,813 --> 00:35:18,048 [groans softly] Wake up, bitch. 1008 00:35:18,117 --> 00:35:20,851 Where is everybody? 1009 00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:23,386 They're probably, like, on a cruise. 1010 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:24,521 I'm a hot mess. 1011 00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:25,956 I'm the Angelina for the day. 1012 00:35:26,024 --> 00:35:28,859 - She was, like, eating fettuccine everywhere 1013 00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:30,293 and was like, "Ugh." 1014 00:35:30,362 --> 00:35:32,129 [soft upbeat music] 1015 00:35:32,197 --> 00:35:35,098 - Let's get this party started. 1016 00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:36,466 Ooh. 1017 00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:38,435 ♪ ♪ 1018 00:35:38,504 --> 00:35:39,669 I'ma throw up. 1019 00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:42,439 [burps] 1020 00:35:42,508 --> 00:35:45,442 Oh, I can't drink like I used to, that's for sure. 1021 00:35:45,511 --> 00:35:46,610 ♪ ♪ 1022 00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:49,679 Cham-pag-nay, and a splash. 1023 00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:53,316 ♪ ♪ 1024 00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:55,919 Let's go find my friends. 1025 00:35:55,988 --> 00:35:58,788 [grunts] 1026 00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:00,891 Holy [bleep], it's bright as [bleep]. 1027 00:36:00,959 --> 00:36:03,293 ♪ ♪ 1028 00:36:03,362 --> 00:36:05,795 - ♪ Oh, my mojito ♪ 1029 00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:10,667 Friends? Deener? Jenni? Pauly? 1030 00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:12,068 Did they leave me? 1031 00:36:12,137 --> 00:36:13,270 That's so rude. 1032 00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:15,672 Hello? 1033 00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:17,440 Where's the beach? 1034 00:36:22,114 --> 00:36:25,182 - ♪ I'm gonna take you high, I'm gonna leave you low ♪ 1035 00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:26,216 - Where the [bleep] are we? 1036 00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:27,551 [gasps] 1037 00:36:27,619 --> 00:36:30,020 Oh, my God! I scared it. 1038 00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:33,156 wait, I've never actually seen a coconut before. 1039 00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:34,925 Is this real? 1040 00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:36,459 What am I, "Cast Away"? 1041 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:37,894 How was your day? 1042 00:36:37,963 --> 00:36:40,397 I slept till 1:00. Like a loser. 1043 00:36:40,465 --> 00:36:41,831 ♪ ♪ 1044 00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:42,933 [gasps] My friends! 1045 00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:43,934 - Hi, boo! - Hi. 1046 00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:44,968 - You got a coconut. 1047 00:36:45,037 --> 00:36:46,836 - I mean, I found a coconut. 1048 00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:48,004 Wait, where's Pauly? 1049 00:36:48,073 --> 00:36:49,005 - He left. - He left. 1050 00:36:49,074 --> 00:36:50,106 - He just left. 1051 00:36:50,175 --> 00:36:51,107 - You said goodbye to him last night. 1052 00:36:51,176 --> 00:36:52,108 - Oh, okay. 1053 00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:54,611 all: Forever family! 1054 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:55,612 - Get home safe. 1055 00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:57,914 - Bye, Nicole. [chuckles] 1056 00:36:57,983 --> 00:36:59,482 - I don't remember saying bye to him, though. 1057 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:00,850 - At that point, 1058 00:37:00,919 --> 00:37:03,520 you were "Weekend at Bernie's" style on the sunbed. 1059 00:37:03,589 --> 00:37:07,257 Like--like, out. - Yep, yep. 1060 00:37:07,326 --> 00:37:10,827 - So I feel like we've had, like, a fun time, all of us, 1061 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:12,662 and the kids are having so much fun together. 1062 00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:14,164 I feel like we should do, like, a family day today. 1063 00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:15,232 - Oh, facts. 1064 00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:16,633 - Yes, please. - Oh, my God, yes. 1065 00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:18,034 - I want to be with the kids. - All right, let's go. 1066 00:37:18,103 --> 00:37:20,637 - Yeah, let's do it. - Don't forget your coconuts. 1067 00:37:20,706 --> 00:37:23,373 [upbeat music] 1068 00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:26,409 - Juicy butt? 1069 00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:28,979 Angelina, my daughter just said you have a juicy butt. 1070 00:37:29,047 --> 00:37:30,614 - Thank you. I thought I lost it. 1071 00:37:30,682 --> 00:37:32,449 - Sissy, you said that? - I thought I lost my ass. 1072 00:37:32,517 --> 00:37:33,617 - Yeah. - You made her day. 1073 00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:34,784 - That's a compliment. She likes that. 1074 00:37:34,853 --> 00:37:35,919 - You made her day right now. 1075 00:37:35,988 --> 00:37:37,254 - You got a juicy butt. - I love it. 1076 00:37:39,258 --> 00:37:42,425 all: Oh! 1077 00:37:42,494 --> 00:37:46,263 - I love her, I love her. - That was amazing, Meilani. 1078 00:37:46,331 --> 00:37:47,397 - All right, Meilani, we're going to this room. 1079 00:37:47,466 --> 00:37:48,498 - All right, Meilani, we're right here. 1080 00:37:48,567 --> 00:37:49,633 Tell Sissy you'll see her in a minute. 1081 00:37:49,701 --> 00:37:51,034 - Meilani, we're going to this room. 1082 00:37:51,103 --> 00:37:52,035 - Do you want to hold your coconut? 1083 00:37:52,104 --> 00:37:54,004 Got your coconut. 1084 00:37:54,072 --> 00:37:55,205 - Are you--you're getting a bathing suit on, right? 1085 00:37:55,274 --> 00:37:56,740 - Yep. I'm putting one on right now. 1086 00:37:56,808 --> 00:37:58,842 ♪ ♪ 1087 00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:00,577 - I didn't realize it was gonna be so hot out. 1088 00:38:00,646 --> 00:38:02,545 - It's hot as [bleep] balls. - Oh, my God. 1089 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:03,880 ♪ ♪ 1090 00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:05,915 - All right, Geegers. 1091 00:38:05,984 --> 00:38:08,718 You ready for beach day? 1092 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:10,954 So this is called a confessional, 1093 00:38:11,023 --> 00:38:12,589 where we confess our sins. 1094 00:38:12,658 --> 00:38:15,191 You talk to the camera like it's a YouTube video. 1095 00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:17,360 ♪ ♪ 1096 00:38:17,429 --> 00:38:19,095 I'm swimming. 1097 00:38:19,164 --> 00:38:20,463 ♪ ♪ 1098 00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:23,033 When I count to three, we can say, "Party's here!" 1099 00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:24,968 One, two, three. 1100 00:38:25,037 --> 00:38:26,569 - Mom's here. - Party's here! 1101 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,138 No. Party's here. - [giggles] 1102 00:38:28,206 --> 00:38:29,539 - Let's go get Meilani. 1103 00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:32,142 And then we'll go get our pina coladas. 1104 00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:33,510 ♪ ♪ 1105 00:38:33,578 --> 00:38:35,111 - Soccer. [grunts] 1106 00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:36,212 - Volleyball, dude? 1107 00:38:36,281 --> 00:38:37,614 - Do you want to play volleyball? 1108 00:38:37,683 --> 00:38:39,516 Aw, man! - Yeah! Big boy! 1109 00:38:39,584 --> 00:38:41,117 - I almost had it. 1110 00:38:41,186 --> 00:38:43,920 - I'm a beast at badminton. 1111 00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:45,388 Let's play a new game. 1112 00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:48,224 Come on, Greyson. Nine. One more, bro. 1113 00:38:48,293 --> 00:38:50,026 Yeah! - Yeah! 1114 00:38:50,095 --> 00:38:51,161 - No! 1115 00:38:51,229 --> 00:38:53,263 - A lot of activities at this hour. 1116 00:38:53,332 --> 00:38:55,298 - Romeo, you want to go to the beach, babe? 1117 00:38:55,367 --> 00:38:56,466 Ready? - Okay. 1118 00:38:56,535 --> 00:38:57,834 - Come on, Greyson. 1119 00:38:59,705 --> 00:39:01,204 - I thought you wanted to have fun! 1120 00:39:01,273 --> 00:39:03,206 - Dude, I'm asking the same thing. 1121 00:39:03,275 --> 00:39:04,407 - We're gonna whisper this, 1122 00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:05,742 'cause we don't want to wake up CJ yet. 1123 00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:07,510 - The first whisper confessional. 1124 00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:08,511 - Look at his little shoes. 1125 00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:11,314 - Three, two, one. 1126 00:39:11,383 --> 00:39:15,218 all softly: "Jersey Shore Family Vacation." 1127 00:39:15,287 --> 00:39:16,686 - Baby Edition. - [shushes] 1128 00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:19,989 all: Family Day. 1129 00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:21,191 - [starts crying] 1130 00:39:21,259 --> 00:39:24,027 all: Aww. 1131 00:39:24,096 --> 00:39:26,229 ♪ ♪ 1132 00:39:26,298 --> 00:39:28,365 - So are we still doing this other thing? 1133 00:39:28,433 --> 00:39:30,033 - That's gonna be the kicker tonight. 1134 00:39:30,102 --> 00:39:31,668 - That's gonna be the nightcap. 1135 00:39:31,737 --> 00:39:33,303 - For dessert, the lie detector technician's 1136 00:39:33,372 --> 00:39:35,105 gonna take your order. - [laughs] 1137 00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:40,243 - Whoo! all: "Family Vacation"! 1138 00:39:40,312 --> 00:39:43,012 - I found my wine, bitch! 1139 00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:44,547 Yes, queen! 1140 00:39:44,616 --> 00:39:46,716 - All right. Did you ever kill anyone? 1141 00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:47,817 Do you train legs? 1142 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:48,885 Do you shave the back door? 1143 00:39:48,954 --> 00:39:49,886 Do you like your ass [bleep]? 1144 00:39:49,955 --> 00:39:52,789 - Oh, my God! - Ooh! 1145 00:39:52,858 --> 00:39:55,291 - What in the world? - Oh, damn! 1146 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,495 - Inconclusive. all: Oh! 1147 00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:01,398 - [mouth full] I love you so much. 1148 00:40:01,466 --> 00:40:02,665 You're gorgeous.