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- ♪ Snap, snap, snap,
I need another one ♪
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♪ Another one ♪
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♪ Snap, snap, snap,
I need another one ♪
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- So we're gonna do
some exercises today
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where we're gonna learn
about ourselves,
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we're gonna learn about love,
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we're gonna learn
about intimacy.
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- He's super spiritual,
and I feel like
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he's really going to make us
all better in the bedroom.
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- I got a question.
- Yes.
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- What does the "BS" stand for
on your shirt?
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- [chuckles]
This is a spiritual symbol.
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It's not "BS."
- Oh, I that it said "BS."
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- [chuckles]
No.
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- What's it mean?
- I don't know.
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- Oh, my God, this is gonna
be such a [bleep] show.
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Chris and Angelina think
it's just about them,
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when it's, like,
a group activity.
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And Chris isn't having it.
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- What I do is I support people
through coaching.
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I do it through tantra massage.
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And I also do it
through exercises
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like we're gonna do today
in this workshop.
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So I mentioned something
called tantra.
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Does anyone know
what tantra is?
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- Sex?
- Oh, my God, is that a club?
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- Let's go!
- Busted!
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- It's hard to be this fresh.
- Yeah.
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- We went there on Mondays.
- [chuckles]
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- We went to Tantra on Mondays.
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- Different parts of your body.
- Is that like a mantra?
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- To me, it's self-acceptance,
self-love,
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connection, and presence.
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So we're gonna do one exercise
that's in a tantric realm.
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A lot of times
we're just touching people,
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and maybe we're
not even asking,
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or we don't know
how our partner
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or people that we're touching
actually enjoy it.
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- I know this guy is going
to hone in on me and Chris.
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I'm waiting for it.
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It's coming, people.
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It's coming.
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- So I'd love to ask
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Deena and Chris...
- Oh, my God.
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- To come on up
to the center...
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- Yeah!
- And practice this exercise.
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- This is exactly
what you didn't want.
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- It's your party!
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- I know that Chris and Deena
are kind of, like, low-key
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closet freaks
up in the Buckner house.
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Like, I know that--
I know that...
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the Bucks [bleep].
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[laughs]
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- First of all,
before you touch someone,
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it's really good
to come into your own presence,
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to maybe
rub your hands together,
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feel your own energy...
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- [exhales onto hands]
[both laugh]
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- And let go of anything
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that doesn't serve you
right now.
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So one of you can choose
to receive first.
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- [chuckles]
- You do like receiving first.
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- Oral!
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- Hold your hands above
wherever you want on the body.
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But you're gonna
hold your hands above,
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and you're gonna experience
receiving this touch.
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Do you feel
the subtleties of energy?
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And you can communicate
if it's something you like,
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you don't like, faster, slower.
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- It is nice.
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- It's like
I'm [bleep] my arm.
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- [laughs]
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[upbeat music]
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- Wait,
Vinny's doing it on himself.
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- Oh, my God,
he's so embarrassing.
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Like, Vinny, please stop.
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- The next type of touch
is grounding touch.
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It's touch that's really helps
people feel safe and secure.
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- Oh, you like this.
- I like that.
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- We like this a lot.
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I feel like I'm on, like,
a couples' retreat.
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I already feel more
comfortable, more erotic,
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and I'm ready to be
with my husband.
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- Does any other couple want
to do an activity?
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- Okay.
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- They call that doing
the hibbity dibbity.
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- Ay!
- Ay!
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- Yeah, Mike.
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- Many times in sex, we think
we have to have an orgasm.
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What if, in that moment,
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you're meant to simply love
each other, nurture each other?
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- I mean, this is definitely,
like, awkward as [bleep].
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Mike's, like, hugging her,
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like he's gonna eat her
or something.
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I feel like I'm watching, like,
a "Donkey Kong" video game.
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[video game sound effects]
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- We haven't seen anything
from you guys.
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all: Ooh.
- Us?
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- They like
to choke each other.
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24 is--like, has his hand
wrapped around her throat,
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whispering [bleep] in her ear.
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It reminds me of
"American Psycho."
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- I think you should bring them
in the circle.
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- Yeah.
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- Jenni and Zack, please.
- All right.
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- Wait, what position
am I getting in now?
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[laughter]
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- For this experience,
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we're gonna combine a few
of the things that we did.
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- Oh, damn.
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- I'd like you guys to
look into each other's eyes,
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but remember, we're gazing.
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Then I want you to breathe deep
in through your nose...
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- I'm jealous.
- Filling up your belly.
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- I'm right here, boo.
I love you.
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- Letting the air
out of your mouth.
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I'm gonna prompt you with this:
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"The gift I see in you is..."
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♪ ♪
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- The gift I see in you is...
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you complete me.
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♪ ♪
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I don't say "thank you" enough
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for all the things that you do
for me and the children.
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Thank you.
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- I see in you my best friend.
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You've accepted me
in every aspect of your life.
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I love you.
- I love you.
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- I'm hysterical.
- [laughing] Oh!
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- Oh, my God, Zack's gonna cry.
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- [laughing]
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- I can't breathe.
- Oh, honey!
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- I can't breathe.
- Nicole!
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- I'm just, like, homesick
a little bit.
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I miss Jionni.
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- [laughs]
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- Aw!
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- Everyone has their
significant other,
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and these are the moments
where I'm like,
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"Oh, I wish Jionni was here,
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'cause this would
be great for us."
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Aw.
[applause]
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- Yay!
- I love you too.
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- I love you so much.
I'm so happy for you.
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- We're gonna go
to our next exercise.
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I love to pick a couple that's
been together the longest.
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- I think that would these two.
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- Pauly and Vinny.
all: Ooh!
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- What the hell?
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- Excuse me, babe.
I got work to do.
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- I didn't know I was gonna
be able to play today.
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- And handsome.
- I'm dead.
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- Can I ask you guys anything
about your relationship?
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What's your story?
- We met 13 years ago.
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- Yeah, it was love
at first fist pump.
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both: Fist bump, push up,
Chapstick!
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Fist bump, push up, Chapstick!
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- Before I saw him, I said,
"I don't like the guys
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that have tans and blow-outs
and big muscles."
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- Yo, I look like them guidos
on TV that be trying too hard.
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- And then I saw him,
and I'm like,
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"Oh, my God, like, there he is.
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There's the opposite
of what I usually like."
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Yo, yo, yo.
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- First thing I see
is a spiky-hair guido kid,
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and I'm like,
this kid's perfect.
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- It's not very conventional.
- Yeah.
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- But sometimes
love isn't conventional.
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- Yeah.
- You know what I'm saying?
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He's not even my type.
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- All right, so we're gonna do
an eye-gazing exercise.
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And this is one of
the most popular exercises
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in the world of tantra,
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and that's because
it's one of the most powerful.
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- Mm.
- [laughs]
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- So if you would both look
into each other's left eye.
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If you want,
if you're open to it,
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you can put your hand
in the center
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of the other person's chest,
on their heart chakra.
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And now you can put
your hand on their hand.
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- This is the best day
of my life.
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- Okay, Vinny, your time's up.
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- And when you're ready--
- Oh!
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- This is my life.
- See what I gotta deal with?
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- This is my life.
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- There's definitely
a jealousy issue here.
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- You felt that, right?
- This is my life.
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- Yeah, that was hard.
That was hard.
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- You felt that.
- Your time's up.
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- That's how strong
our love is.
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- That is.
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- She wouldn't be threatened
if it wasn't that strong.
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- She felt that.
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- What's the number one thing
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that, if it's not working,
the relationship isn't working?
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- Sex.
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- Sex is usually a symptom
of communication
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or something else not working,
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so we're gonna do an exercise
on communication,
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and I'd love
to have Angelina and Chris
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come up to do this exercise.
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all: Whoo!
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- [bleep] my life. I knew
this guy was gonna come at us.
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Like, I knew we were gonna
have to do something.
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- Yeah, Ang.
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- Don't forget
to lick the booty.
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- That's what I'm saying.
[chuckles]
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- You guys can sit
facing each other.
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- Eat his [bleep].
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- [chuckling] Shut up.
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- Shut up, dick.
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- How many people here
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often don't feel heard when
they're speaking?
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They get interrupted?
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So in this experience,
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we're gonna do some
active listening about emotion.
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"How do you feel?
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"I feel this way
when this happens.
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I feel this way when
this happens."
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And be in that.
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And Chris,
you just get to listen.
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You don't respond...
- Oh, I do it?
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- You don't have
to say anything.
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You just get to listen
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and turn off the part
of your mind
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that wants to defend yourself
or respond.
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And you're gonna come back
and say what you heard her say.
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"I hear that you feel X, Y, Z."
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- Angeliners and Chris
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definitely look uncomfortable
right now
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just doing
normal communication.
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But this is just
what they need, to be honest.
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- I feel, like, pissed off
when you're lazy as [bleep].
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- When he does what, though?
Not lazy. What is he doing?
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- When you don't listen to me.
- Okay, there you go.
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Perfect.
Anything else?
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You can keep going
if you have anything else.
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- I feel sometimes you don't
take accountability
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for your actions.
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- How does that make you feel?
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- That pisses me off.
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- Anything else
you want to share?
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- I've had a lot of abandonment
in my life,
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and I feel like you left
for two months.
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That's, like, a big thing
for me,
249
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especially 'cause of my father.
250
00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,152
I'm having a [bleep]
nervous breakdown here.
251
00:08:07,221 --> 00:08:09,154
Abandonment issues
is a big thing for me.
252
00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:13,758
My father, he, like,
abandoned me when I was a kid.
253
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You came back.
254
00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:18,663
But for all those years
you did stay, so you came back,
255
00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:21,900
and now we're trying
to work on our marriage.
256
00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:23,969
- What made you
fall in love with him?
257
00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:26,471
- The fact that, like,
you are my best friend.
258
00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:29,140
You are very happy-go-lucky.
259
00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:30,542
You look at life with, like--
- That's nice.
260
00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:35,914
- You look at life
like the glass is half-full.
261
00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:37,315
You know,
I look at life a little bit
262
00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:38,483
like a Debbie Downer,
263
00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,051
and you kind of
lift me up from that.
264
00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,621
You know what I mean?
265
00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,222
- That's beautiful.
- Oh, I love that.
266
00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:45,490
all: Aww.
267
00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:48,059
- Chris and Angeliners,
they were so adamant
268
00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:51,263
about not doing
this sex therapist activity.
269
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But they're the ones
that benefit from it the most.
270
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,268
They get in their own way
sometimes,
271
00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,537
and a lot of the time,
us as a squad,
272
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we're kind of, like,
pushing them towards success.
273
00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:04,342
♪ ♪
274
00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,411
- I got goosebumps.
275
00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:09,114
- I truly do think
Chris loves Angelina,
276
00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:11,716
so I feel like this
is a good cleanse for him.
277
00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:15,620
Maybe it's a good redo,
start anew, like,
278
00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:18,156
something where they can go
on the up-and-up
279
00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,692
and, like, really work
on their resentment
280
00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,094
and their love for each other.
281
00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,263
- Chris,
are you ready to respond?
282
00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,632
- I heard that you don't like
283
00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:30,268
when I don't take
accountability for my mistakes,
284
00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,370
and I can be lazy at times.
285
00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:34,439
But you do like
how caring I am.
286
00:09:34,508 --> 00:09:36,241
I did leave for two months,
287
00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:37,742
but then I realized
how much I do love you,
288
00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,611
and I want to work
on the marriage.
289
00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,047
Came back,
and we're still working.
290
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,148
- I just feel like you can't--
291
00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,616
- Every day is
a work in progress.
292
00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,351
- Yes, but I just feel like
you can never do that again,
293
00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,219
because I can't handle that.
294
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:52,490
- Chris, I think it's your turn
now to share from your heart.
295
00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:56,828
- ♪ Met you
at the right time ♪
296
00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:59,097
- I don't like that
you don't put me first.
297
00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,099
That you put
your friends, family,
298
00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,201
and everyone else first
instead of me.
299
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,369
- Mm.
300
00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,338
- When I tell you things
that I like,
301
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:10,442
you still just disregard it
and do the opposite anyway.
302
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,010
I guess that's it
for the negatives,
303
00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:13,445
but I don't know.
304
00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:15,981
You know I love you,
and that's why--
305
00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:20,185
I think you're funny.
You make me laugh all the time.
306
00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,787
- ♪ Met you
at the right time ♪
307
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:23,955
- That's beautiful.
308
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,558
- ♪ This is what
it feels like ♪
309
00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,727
♪ I would do it every moment ♪
310
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,261
- Oh, my God.
311
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:33,765
both:
Welcome to "The Meatball Show"!
312
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,467
- Whoo!
313
00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:37,769
- Step aside, Oprah,
because the meatballs--
314
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,070
- Get out of the way!
315
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,073
- Because the meatballs are
here to do a show.
316
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,776
- I'ma write Mike a note
and slide it under the door.
317
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,711
- Oh, Lord.
- Look at that.
318
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,380
- Honey.
- What?
319
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,048
- We got a situation.
320
00:10:55,389 --> 00:10:58,289
- ♪ Remember starting out with
the crash on the couch days ♪
321
00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,392
♪ Now there's no way out
of our house ♪
322
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:04,829
♪ ♪
323
00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:05,930
- I don't know.
324
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,066
You know, I love you,
and that's why--
325
00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:12,003
I think you're funny.
You make me laugh all the time.
326
00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,939
And, you know--
327
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,577
- That's beautiful.
- Oh, my God.
328
00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:21,446
I'm not crying, you are.
329
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,882
[laughter]
- [sniffles]
330
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:27,085
- You guys needed this.
- They're making me cry.
331
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:29,521
Kiss him. Hug him.
- Stop.
332
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:30,855
- Come on, Chris.
333
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:34,125
All right,
maybe he really does love me.
334
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,727
It's nice to see emotion.
335
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:38,363
I haven't seen emotion
from Chris in a while.
336
00:11:38,432 --> 00:11:41,099
- ♪ I'll do
whatever it takes ♪
337
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,935
♪ For us to keep loving
this way ♪
338
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:47,072
♪ I'm falling even
to the feeling ♪
339
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,873
- You see this love
that they have for each other,
340
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,508
and I feel like
they really needed that.
341
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,310
And Chris didn't even want
to do it in the first place.
342
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,311
So see?
343
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,280
- I don't ever cry, ever.
344
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:56,715
- This is what I wanted.
345
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,451
You guys to open up and really,
like, talk to each other.
346
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:03,421
I feel like there is something
there that is worth rekindling.
347
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,523
- ♪ You're all I ever needed ♪
[both chuckle]
348
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:08,727
- I think Chris, the poor kid,
is crying because
349
00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:11,996
he hasn't gotten laid
in like two years.
350
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,065
I would [bleep] cry.
351
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,667
- Did it get awkward over here?
352
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:18,103
- No!
This is beautiful!
353
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,271
Y'all should have done this
a long time ago.
354
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,539
- You guys really--
355
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,907
- Y'all should have done this--
great job, guys.
356
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,375
- That was amazing.
[applause]
357
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,778
- I don't ever cry, really.
Thank you. That was amazing.
358
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,680
- You guys want
to give each other a hug?
359
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,515
- So I'd like to close out
360
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:33,084
saying one word
about how they feel.
361
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:36,855
- I feel heard.
all: Oh!
362
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,323
- Damn!
363
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:39,624
- I want to be positive here.
364
00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:42,360
That breakthrough
with the sex therapist
365
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,962
worked out pretty well.
366
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,430
But the deadline is tomorrow.
367
00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:47,398
- This is the time
to figure out,
368
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,167
is it together you're gonna
grow and change?
369
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:50,735
- Yeah.
- Or is it separate?
370
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,237
So I think you have
to have, like, a deadline.
371
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,339
♪ ♪
372
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,540
- So here I am.
373
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,075
- No, everything was amazing.
374
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,309
Thank you for coming.
375
00:12:58,378 --> 00:12:59,477
- Yes. We thought it was
gonna be something else.
376
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,912
- Thank you so much.
377
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,580
- It's definitely not what
I thought it was gonna be.
378
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,215
- We were gonna flip out, but.
- Namaste, friends.
379
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,817
- Jersey in the building!
Jersey in the building!
380
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:08,286
- Jersey!
Guess who's banging tonight?
381
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,288
- [spits and coughs]
382
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,223
- You okay?
- Are you all right?
383
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,659
- I tried to swallow it,
and I couldn't.
384
00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:15,860
- That's what she said.
385
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,595
[laughter]
- Oh, my God.
386
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:20,865
- Such a dick, Vin.
You are such a dick.
387
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:23,334
- Deener, amazing job
organizing all this.
388
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:24,903
- Oh, thanks.
- Nice job.
389
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:28,273
- I definitely feel like
I made up for dead body day
390
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:32,243
with the mansion boat day,
and I killed it as usual.
391
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,444
- Oh, my God.
392
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,380
- Okay, so we have to dance.
We have to rage.
393
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,215
- Whoo!
- Come on, bitch!
394
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:40,018
- Whoo!
- Come on, Vinny!
395
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,786
Whoo!
396
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,321
[upbeat music]
397
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,256
Let's go! Let's go!
- Oh, my God!
398
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,692
both: Shot! Shot! Shot! Shot!
399
00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:52,430
- Cheers!
[overlapping chatter]
400
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,532
- Everyone, get up!
Hey!
401
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,367
Last song then we're leaving!
402
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,969
♪ ♪
403
00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,505
- ♪ P-A-R-T-Y ♪
- Yes, bitch!
404
00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:01,639
♪ ♪
405
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,275
♪ P-A-R-T-Y ♪
406
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,545
♪ ♪
407
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:08,880
- All right,
408
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,748
I hope everybody had
a [bleep] good time tonight!
409
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:11,950
[all cheering]
410
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,618
Let's bring it
to the hotel, bitches!
411
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:14,752
- Let's go!
412
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,721
- Overall, I feel like
this mansion boat
413
00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:18,690
was a success,
having so much fun.
414
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:22,126
And now let's go back
to the hotel and keep drinking.
415
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,295
- And everyone's getting
[bleep] tonight.
416
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,663
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
417
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,098
- And if we ain't
gonna get [bleep],
418
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,968
I'm gonna [bleep] [bleep] all
you [bleep] in the ass.
419
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,670
- Oh!
- [bleep] up, [bleep] up!
420
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,739
That's my wife, everybody!
421
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:38,209
both:
Welcome to "The Meatball Show"!
422
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,178
- Whoo!
423
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,180
- My brain cells are just
leaving my body,
424
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,115
like, intentionally.
425
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,651
- Yeah,
I've never had a stinky.
426
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,586
- I'm not saying
I have a stinky.
427
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:49,721
I'm saying that--
428
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:50,922
- What is happening?
429
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,829
- You're alone.
Come on. Let's go downstairs.
430
00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,697
- I have to piss so bad.
431
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:00,932
I'm gonna pee off
the side of the boat.
432
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,134
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
433
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,402
- We going on the bus.
434
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,104
- Once we get on there,
we gotta be lit.
435
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,438
- Ask him if he has Bluetooth.
436
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:08,873
- Does he have--
do you have Bluetooth?
437
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,843
- Can we have a stripper pole?
- We can dance back here.
438
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,045
- Come on, guys.
Don't do this.
439
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,981
It's a [bleep] 45-minute drive.
440
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,017
- We don't care
who's sleeping on this bus.
441
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,552
We don't care if grandmas
need to go to bed.
442
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,788
We are going on this bus
right now,
443
00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:24,956
and we are turning
the [bleep] up.
444
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,190
♪ ♪
445
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,559
- She thinks she's in VIP.
I can't.
446
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,994
[overlapping chatter]
447
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,429
- Don't stop it!
448
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,499
You're welcome, babe.
I am a DJ.
449
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:38,169
- Us moms don't go out.
This is my [bleep] party.
450
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,304
- Louder!
451
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,239
- Turn it louder,
turn it louder.
452
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:45,043
- Yes! This is like the most
fun I've had in, like, months.
453
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,979
- [indistinct]
really had a good time.
454
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,781
Oh, this is so nice.
455
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,883
- Oh, I love this smell!
456
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:52,951
- Food here?
457
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:54,552
- Yeah, right there.
- Let's eat.
458
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,054
- I just want to
get [bleep] up.
459
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,256
- After a long day
of turning up,
460
00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,891
it's time to mangia, guys.
461
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,360
Oh, my God.
- Don't touch my cookies, man.
462
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:05,263
- Yo, is that pizookie cake?
- Yep.
463
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,231
- Yeah, I'm going bucatinis.
464
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:11,436
Caesar, Caesar, Caesar, Caesar.
Grab a pizza.
465
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,871
Yeah, I got key lime.
And tiramisus.
466
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:17,275
Listen, just in case,
we got everything. Let's go.
467
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,744
- All right, let's go
get [bleep] up now.
468
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,012
Yeah, I want to dance.
469
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,381
[music slows down and stops]
470
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,283
- Oh, my God.
471
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,852
[soft upbeat music]
472
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:29,287
- She asleep?
473
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,456
- Did Nicole pass out?
- Yeah.
474
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,358
- Some things will
never change.
475
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:36,060
♪ ♪
476
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:39,230
- Where's my Snookie?
- Oh, my God.
477
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,165
- Nicole!
- [laughing]
478
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,767
- Meatball down.
479
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,736
- Hey guys!
- Huddle up, huddle up.
480
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,238
- I just want to say
I had an amazing time.
481
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,073
It was really dope
that we could make this happen.
482
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,942
- Thanks for celebrating
my birthday on that yacht.
483
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,410
I appreciate it.
484
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,512
- Mike, I know why you didn't
pick him as the godfather.
485
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,914
Salty bae.
Very salty boy.
486
00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:57,982
- we're gonna go pack.
487
00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:58,983
- Group hug?
- Yeah.
488
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:00,118
- Group hug it is.
489
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,286
- That is a wrap
for DJ Pauly D.
490
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,454
This was lit.
491
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,556
I love coming here
this time of year!
492
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,326
Bye, Nicole.
[chuckles]
493
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,328
- Nic.
Wake her up.
494
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,030
- Oh, what a day.
495
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:13,464
- Today was a great day.
496
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,501
♪ ♪
497
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:17,802
Oh, God.
498
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:18,936
Nicole, you just dropped
all the [bleep]
499
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,872
fettuccine Alfredo
on the floor.
500
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,474
- [laughing] You guys are
a [bleep] mess right now.
501
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,742
- Did you eat that
off the floor?
502
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:28,646
- No, she took it off my leg.
- Oh, my God.
503
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:29,914
- This is our moment, D.
504
00:17:29,983 --> 00:17:31,549
Me and D really want to do
a "Meatball Show."
505
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,084
- This is our "Meatball Show"
live? Really?
506
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,185
- We want to do
"Meatball Show."
507
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,686
- Really? This is the time?
- Yes.
508
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,021
- On Instagram.
- Remember quarantine?
509
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,356
When we were all dying?
510
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,724
- And we were like--
511
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,359
- Yes, we did a "Meatball Show"
during quarantine.
512
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,760
- I [bleep] hate working out.
513
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,262
Why would I [bleep]
work out now?
514
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:47,565
I [bleep] hate it.
[laughter]
515
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:48,566
- And we were like,
"You know what?"
516
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:49,934
- And they loved it.
517
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,769
- We really want to bring
a smile to everyone's face.
518
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,604
- 'Cause that's what we do.
- Yes.
519
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,374
We just got
a riveting question.
520
00:17:56,443 --> 00:18:00,978
"Snookie, are you drunk?"
521
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,480
- She's on her second bottle,
bitch.
522
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,115
She's [bleep] wasted.
523
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,717
We literally are...
524
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,252
- Fun.
- So in sync.
525
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,420
We are so fun.
526
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,656
- Spider.
- And--
527
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,291
both: Spider.
528
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:18,029
- And our first guest we would
love to have--Angeliners.
529
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,831
- Angeliners.
- Angeliners.
530
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,099
- Oh.
531
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,633
I feel like the meatballs
are like my children.
532
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,136
- [screaming]
533
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,571
- Oh, no!
- [screaming]
534
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,673
- They will run me
into the ground, outrun me,
535
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:32,043
and stay up six hours
past, like, my bedtime.
536
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,511
- All right, guys.
- Love you.
537
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:34,979
- Love you.
538
00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,415
- Got fettuccine Alfredo
all over her foot.
539
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,516
- Clean her shoe off.
540
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,218
Got fettuccine Alfredo
all over it.
541
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,086
- I want to dance.
542
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:45,690
- Feel like what I want to do
for "The Meatball Show"
543
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:49,527
is, Chris, I want you
to make me a she shed.
544
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,629
- A she shed!
- [laughs]
545
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,131
- I got to see
a good enough show.
546
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,732
- Fine.
- If you guys bomb right now,
547
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,100
there's no point
in making a set.
548
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,069
- Way--way to--way to go!
- Oh, [bleep]!
549
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,972
- It's all riding on you guys.
- Chris, can you film it?
550
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,642
- Yep.
We're back in three, two, one.
551
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,777
- Welcome to
"The Meatball Show."
552
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:10,648
I'm your host, Snooks.
And we have Deeners here also.
553
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,050
- I don't like it!
- [laughs]
554
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,852
- You're thinking
too much into it.
555
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,255
- Drunk meatballs
interviewing people?
556
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,456
- Wait for me.
- Sit down!
557
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:19,624
- Wait for me!
558
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,459
- Sounds like the ratings
are gonna kill.
559
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,760
- All right,
we're gonna walk into it.
560
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,529
This is our main camera,
right here. All right.
561
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,763
- Okay, ready.
- Ready?
562
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,099
Five, six, seven, eight.
563
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:32,270
both: Welcome
to "The Meatball Show"!
564
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,971
- Whoo!
565
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,340
Step aside, Oprah,
because the meatballs--
566
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,642
- Get out of the way, bitch!
567
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,711
- Because the meatballs
are here to do a show.
568
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,813
- Wait, give us the wine.
- Stop!
569
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:47,451
And our first guest...
both: Angeliners.
570
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,488
- We always have guests
that are promoting stuff.
571
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,522
- Here's the plug.
572
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,824
- I'm coming out
with vagina spray.
573
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,526
[bell rings]
574
00:19:56,896 --> 00:20:00,097
- Okay, okay.
- What is--what is that about?
575
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,933
- So you just spray it,
and then it's just there?
576
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,936
- Yeah, so you don't
[bleep] have chafing.
577
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,337
- Chafing?
We're not men.
578
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,839
- I never have that.
- We don't have [bleep] balls.
579
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:09,974
Chafing.
580
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,176
- My brain cells are just
leaving my body,
581
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,344
like, intentionally.
582
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,712
- You don't know
what the [bleep]--
583
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:17,381
- No, I know what chafing is,
but I never experienced.
584
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:18,749
- Same.
- How?
585
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,051
- I never have.
- 'Cause it's balls.
586
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:23,554
- That's [bleep].
- I've never had a stinky.
587
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,423
- I'm not saying
I have a stinky.
588
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:27,258
I'm saying--
- What is happening?
589
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,593
- I'm preventing the stinky.
590
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,361
- [laughing]
591
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,963
- It's preventative.
- Yes, yes.
592
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,397
- This is [bleep] preventative,
people.
593
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,099
- All right, we're gonna
take a commercial break.
594
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:36,934
Thank you so much.
- Yes. Thank you.
595
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,136
- We will be right back
with "The Meatball Show."
596
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:41,539
- [bleep], [bleep].
- Thank you.
597
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,008
- Put the cameras down.
Cameras down, cameras down.
598
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,710
- Yeah. And then
pretend we're talking. Ready?
599
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,378
[inaudible]
600
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,247
- That was good.
[laughter]
601
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,053
[upbeat music]
602
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,755
- A lot of people
actually want to know--
603
00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:58,756
[laughter]
604
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,491
Oh, my God.
605
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,892
♪ ♪
606
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:05,162
- Oh, my God.
They're still going, honey.
607
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:06,764
- Yo, that was--
that was hysterical.
608
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:07,832
- It was terrible?
609
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,400
- No, hysterical.
- Oh.
610
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,968
- All right, love you guys.
611
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,303
- Love you.
- Love you.
612
00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,304
- That was trash.
- Goodnight.
613
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,405
- What's up, bro?
614
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,539
- Bro, we already said
bye to you.
615
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,208
- Can't believe you guys
are leaving me.
616
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,745
- I [bleep] have fettuccine on
my [bleep] fingers, bruh.
617
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:24,749
- Gonna be a throuple
with Chris and Deena.
618
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,050
- Chris and Angelina.
619
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,152
How you gonna leave me
with these crazy people?
620
00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:30,354
- We're back
in three, two, one.
621
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:31,856
- Not now!
622
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:34,458
- So happy to have
you guys here.
623
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,695
We are going to open up--
- Welcome back.
624
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,163
- "Welcome back"
you want me to say?
625
00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:40,364
- No, I just said welcome back.
- All right.
626
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,266
- Yeah. You go.
- Welcome back.
627
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:45,202
I feel like
"The Meatball Show" is like...
628
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:46,237
- Angeliners!
629
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:47,405
- Wake up
to "The Meatball Show"!
630
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:48,773
- Bitch, get up.
631
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,675
- Staring at a car accident
or something going on
632
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,076
on the side
of the [bleep] highway.
633
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:53,778
- You dropped more wine
than you drank.
634
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,379
- When I talk, I like to talk.
635
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:56,847
- I know.
You gotta--you gotta, like,
636
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,317
put a lid on that thing
or just drink it.
637
00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:00,885
- Look, I look
like I'm bleeding.
638
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,920
That is what you're doing
on my leg.
639
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,056
- And everyone's, like,
just driving like an asshole.
640
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:07,358
- All right, no, wait,
this is our camera.
641
00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:08,492
- All right.
642
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,095
- People love
to watch car crashes.
643
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,764
- Oh, my God.
- Embarrassing.
644
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,233
- We want to hear some
questions from our bitches.
645
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,336
- A fan's calling.
- Hello?
646
00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:19,503
- Hi, meatballs.
647
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:20,504
- Put it in speaker,
put it on speaker.
648
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:23,674
- Hi, meatballs.
both: Hi.
649
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:25,309
- Hi.
My name's Patricia.
650
00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:27,745
What does it take
to be a true meatball?
651
00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:31,082
- Oh.
- Listen, honey.
652
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:34,118
To be a true meatball, you have
to be confident with yourself.
653
00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:35,986
[all screaming]
654
00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:40,157
♪ ♪
655
00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:42,893
- And always just have
a good time.
656
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,329
Oh, a good time.
[laughs]
657
00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:47,631
[all screaming]
658
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,467
- Whoo!
659
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,035
- We're embarrassing.
- Yes.
660
00:22:51,104 --> 00:22:54,438
- No matter what,
you just have to fricking
661
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:57,942
look at the glass half-full.
662
00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,277
- One, two, three, go.
Oh!
663
00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:02,279
[ice clattering]
664
00:23:02,348 --> 00:23:05,883
- Love that.
- We are going to toast.
665
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:07,318
And we are going to do this...
666
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,652
- Oh, [bleep].
- All together.
667
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:09,754
- Oh, God.
668
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,989
- Just pay us in wine.
- [bleep].
669
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:12,990
- Wine!
670
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,558
- Drinks on drinks!
671
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:15,726
And we're gonna be [bleep] up,
672
00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:17,161
and you're gonna
like what you see.
673
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,497
We will see you next Friday.
674
00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,999
- And don't forget,
weed whack that [bleep].
675
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,434
- And then--
and then pretend to talk.
676
00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:24,668
[inaudible]
677
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,737
♪ ♪
678
00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:28,038
- [laughs]
679
00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,573
♪ ♪
680
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,275
- I think we did great.
681
00:23:31,344 --> 00:23:33,611
- This is really gonna happen.
Like, [bleep] this [bleep].
682
00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:35,112
We keep talking about it.
683
00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:39,683
♪ ♪
684
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,952
- Masturbate.
[laughter]
685
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,087
- No.
686
00:23:43,156 --> 00:23:45,389
♪ ♪
687
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,124
[snorts]
- I can't.
688
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,959
♪ ♪
689
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:51,095
- And that's a wrap
on "The Meatball Show"!
690
00:23:51,164 --> 00:23:53,731
- Yes! All right, everybody,
shoulder down.
691
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,500
- Let's go.
- Goodnight. So long.
692
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:59,737
I got mad wine all over me.
693
00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:01,839
- I feel like today
was perfect.
694
00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:03,441
♪ ♪
695
00:24:03,509 --> 00:24:06,811
- I don't know
what's happening.
696
00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:08,679
I don't know where I am.
697
00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:12,216
But I know that
we're in the tropical waters.
698
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:15,352
So we're in a pool.
699
00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:18,355
[upbeat music]
700
00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:25,062
♪ ♪
701
00:24:30,937 --> 00:24:32,670
- Chris and I, tonight,
702
00:24:32,738 --> 00:24:35,439
have made a little bit
of a breakthrough.
703
00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:39,743
- How long can you look
in my eyes without laughing?
704
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,278
Can you see through my soul?
705
00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:43,280
- So if I laugh first, I lose?
- Mm-hmm.
706
00:24:43,349 --> 00:24:46,150
- One, two, three.
707
00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:48,819
It's reassuring
that I know he loves me.
708
00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:51,789
- ♪ I'll be your keeper ♪
709
00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:54,992
♪ When the nights are long ♪
710
00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:59,964
- I feel like Chris and I
have such a great bond.
711
00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:02,166
He is one of my best friends.
712
00:25:02,235 --> 00:25:04,468
I also do feel like Chris and I
have a lot of similarities.
713
00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:05,803
♪ ♪
714
00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:07,271
- ♪ When the world
is heartless ♪
715
00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:09,039
♪ And you're in the darkness ♪
716
00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:11,575
♪ Fall in love
and light it up ♪
717
00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:14,211
- [farts]
- [laughs]
718
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,914
- I win.
- [laughing hysterically]
719
00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:18,749
- ♪ Can light it up ♪
720
00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,918
- ♪ One, two,
show 'em what you got ♪
721
00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:22,286
- I'm swimming.
722
00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:25,356
- ♪ I'ma drop it
like it's hot ♪
723
00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:26,624
- I'm having a great time here.
724
00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:29,026
Thank you
for the tropical seas.
725
00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:31,662
And I will see you tomorrow.
726
00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:32,663
Mwah.
727
00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:37,568
♪ ♪
728
00:25:37,637 --> 00:25:40,971
- Now, back on tour, 'cause
a DJ's work is never done.
729
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,073
Florida Keys, that is a wrap.
730
00:25:43,142 --> 00:25:44,074
Yes, sir!
731
00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:46,043
Florida Keys, that is a wrap!
732
00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:48,979
Bye, guys.
Yeah, buddy!
733
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,247
[siren whoops]
734
00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:51,782
- [groans]
735
00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:53,817
♪ ♪
736
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,219
- Leave me here to rot.
737
00:25:55,288 --> 00:25:58,088
♪ ♪
738
00:25:58,157 --> 00:26:01,225
- Pauly? Pauly, I miss you.
739
00:26:01,294 --> 00:26:04,028
Still smells like your musk.
740
00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:06,463
[sighs]
741
00:26:06,532 --> 00:26:08,799
Side chicks always
get left behind.
742
00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:12,503
- I fell asleep in my makeup.
- I know.
743
00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:13,771
- Why do I always do that?
744
00:26:13,839 --> 00:26:15,739
- I feel like we haven't
gotten drunk like that
745
00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:18,108
in, like, years.
746
00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:19,343
Literally.
747
00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:21,512
I'm definitely
feeling it today.
748
00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:23,981
But "The Meatball Show"
was a success.
749
00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:26,584
And I feel like
we should really do it
750
00:26:26,652 --> 00:26:28,085
in real life, and that's it.
751
00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:32,089
- [yawns]
752
00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:33,724
I'm not yawning
at "The Meatball Show."
753
00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:35,292
I'm yawning 'cause I'm tired.
- [chuckles]
754
00:26:35,361 --> 00:26:36,660
- It was a late night.
755
00:26:36,729 --> 00:26:38,729
- What are we doing?
- Breakfast, I guess?
756
00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:40,497
It's really [bleep] out.
757
00:26:40,566 --> 00:26:41,865
- Big storm last night.
758
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,500
Good thing we weren't
on the boat.
759
00:26:43,569 --> 00:26:45,202
- [vocalizing mockingly]
760
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:47,438
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
761
00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:51,508
♪ ♪
762
00:26:51,577 --> 00:26:54,144
- Yesterday was fun.
- Yeah.
763
00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:57,381
It was ironic that
we were beating up the beat
764
00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:58,749
and living our best life,
765
00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:01,118
and the next thing you know it,
we got counseling.
766
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:02,753
- It was needed.
- It was needed.
767
00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:04,955
♪ ♪
768
00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:08,559
- [grunting]
- [laughing]
769
00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:10,327
- Tap out, tap out, tap out.
770
00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:12,229
Oh, he just tooted!
771
00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:15,933
- ♪ Love that once was old
is new again ♪
772
00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:18,435
- Stop.
- Shaking the booty down.
773
00:27:18,504 --> 00:27:21,171
- You shake it one more time,
I'm grounding you
774
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,007
and sending you
to Catholic school.
775
00:27:23,075 --> 00:27:24,441
- No!
776
00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:26,043
♪ ♪
777
00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:27,544
- Um, all right, honey,
778
00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:30,514
I'm gonna go change
for the day.
779
00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:32,082
- Okay.
- One of our last days.
780
00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:35,119
The [bleep] is that?
781
00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:38,122
[quirky upbeat music]
782
00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:42,960
♪ ♪
783
00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:45,729
- I don't want to know.
- Uh, honey.
784
00:27:45,798 --> 00:27:47,998
- What?
- We got a situation.
785
00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:56,373
- ♪ Here we come,
'bout to start up again ♪
786
00:27:56,442 --> 00:27:58,175
♪ ♪
787
00:27:58,244 --> 00:28:01,679
- Pauly left us a note, honey.
- I don't want to see it.
788
00:28:01,747 --> 00:28:04,548
- Uh, this family
just loves notes.
789
00:28:04,617 --> 00:28:07,418
Notes are just the gift
that keeps on giving.
790
00:28:07,486 --> 00:28:09,620
Um, it says--
791
00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:11,822
♪ ♪
792
00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:13,257
- What a good trip.
793
00:28:13,325 --> 00:28:15,592
We did a lot of stuff
in such a short period of time.
794
00:28:15,661 --> 00:28:17,428
- Killed it. I know.
- Deena pranked us.
795
00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:18,562
- [chuckling]
Deena pranked us.
796
00:28:18,631 --> 00:28:21,398
- But I'm not leaving
empty-handed.
797
00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:24,802
Mess some [bleep] up,
you know what I'm saying?
798
00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:27,204
So Deena did do
a great prank on this trip.
799
00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:29,139
But I have a prank
for them as well.
800
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,974
So Mike was being a...
801
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:32,342
- Instigator.
- The Observation.
802
00:28:32,411 --> 00:28:34,511
- Oh, The Observation.
- The Instigation about some
803
00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:37,381
indiscrepancies in Angelina
and Chris and stuff like that.
804
00:28:37,450 --> 00:28:38,816
- Uh-oh.
805
00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:40,350
- If anyone knows Mike,
it's me. That's my godson.
806
00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:42,119
And I know he's gonna
keep obsessing about
807
00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:45,355
how the details of Angelina's
sex story just don't add up.
808
00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:47,758
- What was the position
that you actually picked?
809
00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:49,026
- Oh, my God, he's going at it.
810
00:28:49,095 --> 00:28:50,627
- Oh, we're not
[bleep] doing that.
811
00:28:50,696 --> 00:28:52,229
- If I had to guess
what position,
812
00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:53,731
it was the lazy side booty.
813
00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:55,599
When I asked again,
814
00:28:55,668 --> 00:28:58,435
I immediately said lazy
side booty, and she said no.
815
00:28:58,504 --> 00:29:00,504
So there's another
inconsistency.
816
00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:01,872
- The plot just thickens.
817
00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:04,007
- Maybe we need
to continue observing.
818
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:06,577
- Oh! Oh!
The Observation.
819
00:29:06,645 --> 00:29:08,946
- I think it's teetering
between The Instigation
820
00:29:09,014 --> 00:29:11,949
and The Observation.
[laughter]
821
00:29:12,017 --> 00:29:14,051
- I don't think I believe her.
Did they have sex?
822
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,286
I'm estimating no.
I'm not buying it.
823
00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:17,721
- Mike won't shut up.
824
00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:19,623
He will not sleep until he gets
to the bottom of this.
825
00:29:19,692 --> 00:29:21,225
- I actually don't know
if there's a way
826
00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:23,594
that we can ever really,
truly find the truth in this.
827
00:29:23,662 --> 00:29:26,630
- Here's what we do.
A lie detector test.
828
00:29:26,699 --> 00:29:29,133
- Oh, my God.
Yeah.
829
00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:32,369
- Told him I have the contact
for a lie detector guy.
830
00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:33,570
- Oh, Lord.
831
00:29:33,639 --> 00:29:35,038
- So he can ask them
whatever they want.
832
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:36,306
I'ma write Mike a note
and slide it under his door.
833
00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:37,708
- Okay.
834
00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:38,809
- Mike is the right one
to leave this mission with.
835
00:29:38,878 --> 00:29:40,677
I booked a lie detector.
He's on the way.
836
00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:42,346
Knowing Mike,
837
00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:43,447
he's gonna drive himself crazy
how he's gonna do the reveal.
838
00:29:43,516 --> 00:29:44,882
I'm gonna put it
under his door.
839
00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:47,718
- Okay.
I wasn't a part of this.
840
00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:48,719
- Neither were we.
841
00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:50,254
I'm leaving.
I have a gig.
842
00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:52,289
So this is gonna be
a good prank on Mike,
843
00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:53,624
and we are out of here.
844
00:29:53,692 --> 00:29:55,459
[laughs]
845
00:29:55,528 --> 00:29:56,560
So "Hey, Mike.
846
00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:57,828
"I booked a lie detector.
he's on the way.
847
00:29:57,897 --> 00:29:59,930
"He knows to ask for you,
The Investigation.
848
00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:01,698
Good luck. Your boy..."
849
00:30:01,767 --> 00:30:04,168
[video tape warbling]
850
00:30:04,236 --> 00:30:07,371
- "Good luck,
your boy and godfather,
851
00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:09,173
DJ Pauly D."
852
00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:10,174
Uh.
853
00:30:10,242 --> 00:30:12,009
This right here is a doozer.
854
00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:15,779
It seems that the prank war
champion has a parting gift.
855
00:30:15,848 --> 00:30:18,382
I have to delicately
present this prank,
856
00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:20,984
or else people
are gonna get real upset.
857
00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:22,953
- I'm out.
- Okay.
858
00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:25,189
And then this vacation
is gonna end on a bad note.
859
00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:26,857
We don't want that.
860
00:30:26,926 --> 00:30:29,326
- Are you hungry again?
- I'm starving. You hear that?
861
00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:30,561
- Yeah.
- Starving.
862
00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:32,429
- Jesus.
How much do you eat?
863
00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:34,298
- What?
864
00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:35,566
- There's something.
You have a pimple.
865
00:30:35,634 --> 00:30:36,567
Can I pop it?
866
00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:38,335
♪ ♪
867
00:30:38,404 --> 00:30:41,972
- Smart, pretty, and funny.
868
00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:44,508
You know that, right?
869
00:30:44,577 --> 00:30:46,243
- [bleep].
870
00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:47,945
- I can't believe
it's raining here, like,
871
00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,279
again and again and again.
872
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:50,447
- Look at this bruise.
873
00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:52,349
- Oh, it's [bleep] saddening.
- Yeah.
874
00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:53,851
- It's pretty big.
- Oh, wow. That's a big one.
875
00:30:53,919 --> 00:30:56,220
- Oh, damn. You guys
was banging last night?
876
00:30:56,288 --> 00:30:57,588
- That's from the jet skis.
- Oh.
877
00:30:57,656 --> 00:30:59,256
- I kept feeling when I was
standing on the thing.
878
00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:00,691
- Maybe that was from
879
00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:02,960
the dry humping on
the dancefloor. You never know.
880
00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:04,595
- Yeah, you ripped my hair
out of my head, you asshole.
881
00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:06,496
- I'm proud of you guys, too.
Yesterday? That was a--
882
00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:07,898
- I kept falling.
883
00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:08,899
- That was a great breakthrough
yesterday, you know?
884
00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:10,133
- No, yeah.
885
00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:11,602
- And that's how it's supposed
to be, you know?
886
00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:12,603
So I'm really proud
of you guys.
887
00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:13,604
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
888
00:31:13,672 --> 00:31:15,005
- Good job. Good job.
889
00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:16,740
- Thanks, Mike. [grunts]
- Good job.
890
00:31:16,809 --> 00:31:18,175
- Instead of, like,
all the roomies, like,
891
00:31:18,244 --> 00:31:19,443
being a little bit negative
892
00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:20,711
about my relationship
with Chris,
893
00:31:20,779 --> 00:31:22,145
it's nice to see somebody
894
00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:24,915
looking at the glass half-full,
you know what I'm saying?
895
00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:26,350
Like, just positive.
896
00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:30,187
- You guys have really showed
up, you know what I mean?
897
00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:33,590
and everyone has embraced
you guys, as we always do.
898
00:31:33,659 --> 00:31:34,591
So whatever
you're going through,
899
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:35,926
we're there for you guys.
900
00:31:35,995 --> 00:31:37,094
- Yeah. Thank you.
We appreciate it.
901
00:31:37,162 --> 00:31:38,095
- So on to new beginnings
for everyone.
902
00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:39,096
- Definitely.
- You know?
903
00:31:39,164 --> 00:31:40,264
- Definitely.
904
00:31:40,332 --> 00:31:41,798
- There's a lie detector
technician coming.
905
00:31:41,867 --> 00:31:43,700
They are not gonna be
hyped up about this.
906
00:31:43,769 --> 00:31:45,002
It was a great day yesterday.
907
00:31:46,839 --> 00:31:48,071
- You know what?
908
00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:50,073
Sometimes, when you go out
of a limb sometimes,
909
00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:53,310
and just be authentic and
genuine, it really works out.
910
00:31:53,379 --> 00:31:55,078
- Yeah.
- And that's kind of, like,
911
00:31:55,147 --> 00:31:57,748
my whole thing, like, you know?
912
00:32:03,756 --> 00:32:05,022
- ♪ No pain, no gain ♪
913
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:06,323
♪ Gotta keep my head
in the game ♪
914
00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:07,958
♪ If I wanna stay ahead
of the game ♪
915
00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:11,461
- Sup, pussies?
- Oh, that's you have to start?
916
00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:14,898
- I'm a little hung over,
so I'd like to get some food.
917
00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:16,233
- Facts, facts.
- Let's do this.
918
00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:18,702
I just want to come over
'cause I texted my boy
919
00:32:18,771 --> 00:32:21,405
this morning at 11:11
for his birthday.
920
00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:22,639
- Oh, yeah.
- Happy birthday.
921
00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:23,907
- Oh, thanks.
922
00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:25,142
- [stuttering]
- Is this my party?
923
00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:26,910
- This is--you know what?
- Is this my party?
924
00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:28,211
- Not yet, not yet.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
925
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,213
- What a party.
Let's go to breakfast.
926
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:32,582
- All right, let's go.
Come on, Buckners.
927
00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:33,917
- I'm hungry.
928
00:32:33,986 --> 00:32:35,852
♪ ♪
929
00:32:35,921 --> 00:32:37,654
- Oh, hello, neighbors.
- Good morning, family.
930
00:32:37,723 --> 00:32:40,090
- What's up?
- Where's Nicole?
931
00:32:40,159 --> 00:32:41,725
- Still dead.
- Yeah, probably.
932
00:32:41,794 --> 00:32:43,760
- [snoring]
933
00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:46,363
- Honestly, if she had
a "Meatball Show" last night,
934
00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:47,864
she shouldn't
be here right now.
935
00:32:47,933 --> 00:32:49,466
She needs to sleep
that [bleep] off.
936
00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:52,336
- Wait, what are you doing?
- Come. We're coming.
937
00:32:52,404 --> 00:32:55,005
We're just catching up
back here.
938
00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:57,474
Listen, Big Daddy Sitch
is not good at secrets,
939
00:32:57,543 --> 00:33:00,043
and I think the squad
is not going to be happy
940
00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:02,646
that a lie detector
is in the midst of us.
941
00:33:02,715 --> 00:33:04,614
- I'm just gonna pretend
I don't know what you're doing.
942
00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:06,850
- I actually don't know
what I'm doing either.
943
00:33:06,919 --> 00:33:08,552
- Everybody's having
their best time.
944
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:10,153
- Yeah.
- Everyone's getting along.
945
00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:12,522
- I know.
- Maybe we can just, like,
946
00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:15,125
set the guy up
and continue to observe.
947
00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:17,828
- Yeah. You know,
maybe I'll go first.
948
00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:21,064
"Did you ruin the 'Jersey Shore
Family Vacation' in the Keys?"
949
00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:22,599
"No, I did not.
That was not me."
950
00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:23,934
- I don't know,
you might fail that one.
951
00:33:24,003 --> 00:33:25,469
- [chuckles] I might.
- You might fail that one.
952
00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:26,703
- Oh, God.
- Just saying.
953
00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:29,339
- I got a coconut,
I got a coconut.
954
00:33:29,408 --> 00:33:32,309
Vinny, coconut.
955
00:33:32,378 --> 00:33:35,212
- I'll have a sausage
this morning.
956
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,381
Oh, I'm, like,
spilling on myself.
957
00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:39,049
- I'm getting rained on.
958
00:33:39,118 --> 00:33:40,984
I'm, like, really not gonna
sit in the rain.
959
00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:44,421
- Honey, I'm sitting next
to you, and there's a spritz.
960
00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:46,556
Did you look at the sky?
961
00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:49,559
- Lookit that way, though.
- Oh, damn.
962
00:33:49,628 --> 00:33:50,794
All right, well listen,
we better hurry up, then.
963
00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:52,162
[laughter]
964
00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:53,697
- I thought you said that
your wife was always right.
965
00:33:53,766 --> 00:33:55,065
- She is.
966
00:33:55,134 --> 00:33:56,233
This is--I stand--
967
00:33:56,301 --> 00:33:57,434
I stand corrected,
I stand corrected.
968
00:33:57,503 --> 00:33:59,336
♪ ♪
969
00:33:59,405 --> 00:34:01,038
- I have to say
I was so proud of you guys.
970
00:34:01,106 --> 00:34:02,039
- I know.
971
00:34:02,107 --> 00:34:03,206
- Thank you.
- Yep.
972
00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:04,441
- That was, like,
a breakthrough, I feel.
973
00:34:04,510 --> 00:34:05,809
- I was like, "Oh God,
what am I gonna say?
974
00:34:05,878 --> 00:34:06,977
What am I gonna say?"
- Like, I never--I never saw
975
00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:09,913
Angelina, like,
open up to you like that.
976
00:34:09,982 --> 00:34:13,417
- So the breakthrough
that Chris and I had last night
977
00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:14,785
was actually pretty good.
978
00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:16,153
We'd like to take that,
979
00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:18,188
and I would like
to continue that.
980
00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:23,126
Hopefully, we'll be on the
track of goodness from here.
981
00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:26,496
I feel like we brought back,
like, 2009 yesterday.
982
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:29,066
- I was really proud of Vinny
turning up with us.
983
00:34:29,134 --> 00:34:30,067
- Yeah.
- Yep.
984
00:34:30,135 --> 00:34:32,335
♪ ♪
985
00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:35,939
- Beat that beat up!
Beat that beat up!
986
00:34:36,008 --> 00:34:37,741
- We still got it, guys.
We still got it.
987
00:34:37,810 --> 00:34:39,076
- Yeah.
988
00:34:39,144 --> 00:34:41,178
- It was an amazing party
that you set up, Deeners.
989
00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:42,579
- So fun.
- I mean--
990
00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:43,814
- And even though there was
nothing really specific
991
00:34:43,882 --> 00:34:45,849
to celebrate, like,
we still made it work.
992
00:34:45,918 --> 00:34:47,751
- Yeah.
- Oh, my. [bleep] my life.
993
00:34:47,820 --> 00:34:48,952
- There really wasn't much
to celebrate...
994
00:34:49,021 --> 00:34:50,454
- Yeah.
- But we were celebrating life.
995
00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:51,555
- Right, right, right.
996
00:34:51,623 --> 00:34:52,823
- We were celebrating
each other.
997
00:34:52,891 --> 00:34:54,825
- Do you gargle with salt?
998
00:34:54,893 --> 00:34:56,726
Oh, my God, Vinny,
999
00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:58,028
[bleep] shut up.
1000
00:34:58,097 --> 00:34:59,029
I don't care.
1001
00:34:59,098 --> 00:35:01,598
- Where's--where's Nicole?
1002
00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:06,236
♪ ♪
1003
00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:07,471
- Oh, my God.
1004
00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:10,674
♪ ♪
1005
00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:13,510
What time is it?
1006
00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:14,744
It's 1:00?
1007
00:35:14,813 --> 00:35:18,048
[groans softly]
Wake up, bitch.
1008
00:35:18,117 --> 00:35:20,851
Where is everybody?
1009
00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:23,386
They're probably, like,
on a cruise.
1010
00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:24,521
I'm a hot mess.
1011
00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:25,956
I'm the Angelina for the day.
1012
00:35:26,024 --> 00:35:28,859
- She was, like,
eating fettuccine everywhere
1013
00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:30,293
and was like, "Ugh."
1014
00:35:30,362 --> 00:35:32,129
[soft upbeat music]
1015
00:35:32,197 --> 00:35:35,098
- Let's get this party started.
1016
00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:36,466
Ooh.
1017
00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:38,435
♪ ♪
1018
00:35:38,504 --> 00:35:39,669
I'ma throw up.
1019
00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:42,439
[burps]
1020
00:35:42,508 --> 00:35:45,442
Oh, I can't drink like
I used to, that's for sure.
1021
00:35:45,511 --> 00:35:46,610
♪ ♪
1022
00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:49,679
Cham-pag-nay, and a splash.
1023
00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:53,316
♪ ♪
1024
00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:55,919
Let's go find my friends.
1025
00:35:55,988 --> 00:35:58,788
[grunts]
1026
00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:00,891
Holy [bleep],
it's bright as [bleep].
1027
00:36:00,959 --> 00:36:03,293
♪ ♪
1028
00:36:03,362 --> 00:36:05,795
- ♪ Oh, my mojito ♪
1029
00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:10,667
Friends? Deener?
Jenni? Pauly?
1030
00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:12,068
Did they leave me?
1031
00:36:12,137 --> 00:36:13,270
That's so rude.
1032
00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:15,672
Hello?
1033
00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:17,440
Where's the beach?
1034
00:36:22,114 --> 00:36:25,182
- ♪ I'm gonna take you high,
I'm gonna leave you low ♪
1035
00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:26,216
- Where the [bleep] are we?
1036
00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:27,551
[gasps]
1037
00:36:27,619 --> 00:36:30,020
Oh, my God!
I scared it.
1038
00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:33,156
wait, I've never actually
seen a coconut before.
1039
00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:34,925
Is this real?
1040
00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:36,459
What am I, "Cast Away"?
1041
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:37,894
How was your day?
1042
00:36:37,963 --> 00:36:40,397
I slept till 1:00.
Like a loser.
1043
00:36:40,465 --> 00:36:41,831
♪ ♪
1044
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:42,933
[gasps]
My friends!
1045
00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:43,934
- Hi, boo!
- Hi.
1046
00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:44,968
- You got a coconut.
1047
00:36:45,037 --> 00:36:46,836
- I mean, I found a coconut.
1048
00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:48,004
Wait, where's Pauly?
1049
00:36:48,073 --> 00:36:49,005
- He left.
- He left.
1050
00:36:49,074 --> 00:36:50,106
- He just left.
1051
00:36:50,175 --> 00:36:51,107
- You said goodbye to him
last night.
1052
00:36:51,176 --> 00:36:52,108
- Oh, okay.
1053
00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:54,611
all: Forever family!
1054
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:55,612
- Get home safe.
1055
00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:57,914
- Bye, Nicole.
[chuckles]
1056
00:36:57,983 --> 00:36:59,482
- I don't remember saying
bye to him, though.
1057
00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:00,850
- At that point,
1058
00:37:00,919 --> 00:37:03,520
you were "Weekend at Bernie's"
style on the sunbed.
1059
00:37:03,589 --> 00:37:07,257
Like--like, out.
- Yep, yep.
1060
00:37:07,326 --> 00:37:10,827
- So I feel like we've had,
like, a fun time, all of us,
1061
00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:12,662
and the kids are having
so much fun together.
1062
00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:14,164
I feel like we should do,
like, a family day today.
1063
00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:15,232
- Oh, facts.
1064
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:16,633
- Yes, please.
- Oh, my God, yes.
1065
00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:18,034
- I want to be with the kids.
- All right, let's go.
1066
00:37:18,103 --> 00:37:20,637
- Yeah, let's do it.
- Don't forget your coconuts.
1067
00:37:20,706 --> 00:37:23,373
[upbeat music]
1068
00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:26,409
- Juicy butt?
1069
00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:28,979
Angelina, my daughter just said
you have a juicy butt.
1070
00:37:29,047 --> 00:37:30,614
- Thank you.
I thought I lost it.
1071
00:37:30,682 --> 00:37:32,449
- Sissy, you said that?
- I thought I lost my ass.
1072
00:37:32,517 --> 00:37:33,617
- Yeah.
- You made her day.
1073
00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:34,784
- That's a compliment.
She likes that.
1074
00:37:34,853 --> 00:37:35,919
- You made her day right now.
1075
00:37:35,988 --> 00:37:37,254
- You got a juicy butt.
- I love it.
1076
00:37:39,258 --> 00:37:42,425
all: Oh!
1077
00:37:42,494 --> 00:37:46,263
- I love her, I love her.
- That was amazing, Meilani.
1078
00:37:46,331 --> 00:37:47,397
- All right, Meilani,
we're going to this room.
1079
00:37:47,466 --> 00:37:48,498
- All right, Meilani,
we're right here.
1080
00:37:48,567 --> 00:37:49,633
Tell Sissy you'll see her
in a minute.
1081
00:37:49,701 --> 00:37:51,034
- Meilani,
we're going to this room.
1082
00:37:51,103 --> 00:37:52,035
- Do you want
to hold your coconut?
1083
00:37:52,104 --> 00:37:54,004
Got your coconut.
1084
00:37:54,072 --> 00:37:55,205
- Are you--you're getting
a bathing suit on, right?
1085
00:37:55,274 --> 00:37:56,740
- Yep.
I'm putting one on right now.
1086
00:37:56,808 --> 00:37:58,842
♪ ♪
1087
00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:00,577
- I didn't realize it was
gonna be so hot out.
1088
00:38:00,646 --> 00:38:02,545
- It's hot as [bleep] balls.
- Oh, my God.
1089
00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:03,880
♪ ♪
1090
00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:05,915
- All right, Geegers.
1091
00:38:05,984 --> 00:38:08,718
You ready for beach day?
1092
00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:10,954
So this is called
a confessional,
1093
00:38:11,023 --> 00:38:12,589
where we confess our sins.
1094
00:38:12,658 --> 00:38:15,191
You talk to the camera
like it's a YouTube video.
1095
00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:17,360
♪ ♪
1096
00:38:17,429 --> 00:38:19,095
I'm swimming.
1097
00:38:19,164 --> 00:38:20,463
♪ ♪
1098
00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:23,033
When I count to three,
we can say, "Party's here!"
1099
00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:24,968
One, two, three.
1100
00:38:25,037 --> 00:38:26,569
- Mom's here.
- Party's here!
1101
00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,138
No. Party's here.
- [giggles]
1102
00:38:28,206 --> 00:38:29,539
- Let's go get Meilani.
1103
00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:32,142
And then we'll go get
our pina coladas.
1104
00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:33,510
♪ ♪
1105
00:38:33,578 --> 00:38:35,111
- Soccer.
[grunts]
1106
00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:36,212
- Volleyball, dude?
1107
00:38:36,281 --> 00:38:37,614
- Do you want
to play volleyball?
1108
00:38:37,683 --> 00:38:39,516
Aw, man!
- Yeah! Big boy!
1109
00:38:39,584 --> 00:38:41,117
- I almost had it.
1110
00:38:41,186 --> 00:38:43,920
- I'm a beast at badminton.
1111
00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:45,388
Let's play a new game.
1112
00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:48,224
Come on, Greyson. Nine.
One more, bro.
1113
00:38:48,293 --> 00:38:50,026
Yeah!
- Yeah!
1114
00:38:50,095 --> 00:38:51,161
- No!
1115
00:38:51,229 --> 00:38:53,263
- A lot of activities
at this hour.
1116
00:38:53,332 --> 00:38:55,298
- Romeo, you want to go
to the beach, babe?
1117
00:38:55,367 --> 00:38:56,466
Ready?
- Okay.
1118
00:38:56,535 --> 00:38:57,834
- Come on, Greyson.
1119
00:38:59,705 --> 00:39:01,204
- I thought you wanted
to have fun!
1120
00:39:01,273 --> 00:39:03,206
- Dude, I'm asking
the same thing.
1121
00:39:03,275 --> 00:39:04,407
- We're gonna whisper this,
1122
00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:05,742
'cause we don't want
to wake up CJ yet.
1123
00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:07,510
- The first whisper
confessional.
1124
00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:08,511
- Look at his little shoes.
1125
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:11,314
- Three, two, one.
1126
00:39:11,383 --> 00:39:15,218
all softly:
"Jersey Shore Family Vacation."
1127
00:39:15,287 --> 00:39:16,686
- Baby Edition.
- [shushes]
1128
00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:19,989
all: Family Day.
1129
00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:21,191
- [starts crying]
1130
00:39:21,259 --> 00:39:24,027
all: Aww.
1131
00:39:24,096 --> 00:39:26,229
♪ ♪
1132
00:39:26,298 --> 00:39:28,365
- So are we still doing
this other thing?
1133
00:39:28,433 --> 00:39:30,033
- That's gonna be
the kicker tonight.
1134
00:39:30,102 --> 00:39:31,668
- That's gonna be the nightcap.
1135
00:39:31,737 --> 00:39:33,303
- For dessert,
the lie detector technician's
1136
00:39:33,372 --> 00:39:35,105
gonna take your order.
- [laughs]
1137
00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:40,243
- Whoo!
all: "Family Vacation"!
1138
00:39:40,312 --> 00:39:43,012
- I found my wine, bitch!
1139
00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:44,547
Yes, queen!
1140
00:39:44,616 --> 00:39:46,716
- All right.
Did you ever kill anyone?
1141
00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:47,817
Do you train legs?
1142
00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:48,885
Do you shave the back door?
1143
00:39:48,954 --> 00:39:49,886
Do you like your ass [bleep]?
1144
00:39:49,955 --> 00:39:52,789
- Oh, my God!
- Ooh!
1145
00:39:52,858 --> 00:39:55,291
- What in the world?
- Oh, damn!
1146
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,495
- Inconclusive.
all: Oh!
1147
00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:01,398
- [mouth full]
I love you so much.
1148
00:40:01,466 --> 00:40:02,665
You're gorgeous.