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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ Let’s party, get loud ♪
</i>\h\h\h\h\h<i>\h- Yeah, buddy!</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h<i>\h- The Situation
is under construction.</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- This might not have
\hbeen the best idea.</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- We’re so classy now.</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- On the seventh day,
</i>\h\h\h<i>\hit’ll be lit.</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- Get the frig out of here,
</i>\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hyou crazy!</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- Um, hello?</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ If you wanna have fun,
then do something crazy ♪</i></font>

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<b>[wind howling]</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>[dramatic tone]</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>[dance music building]</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

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<b>- Mike--</b>
<b>- Oh!</b>

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<b>- Ahh!</b>

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<b>- Is he okay?</b>
<b>- Holy [bleep]. [bleep].</b>

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<b>- Yo, I'm not kidding.</b>
<b>- No, no.</b>

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<b>- Oh, [bleep].</b>

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<b>- Ahh!</b>

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<b>- Oh my God. Oh my God.</b>

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<b>- You all right?</b>
<b>- Oh my God.</b>

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<b>- Is he okay?</b>
<b>- No, he's not okay.</b>

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<b>Guys, we need a medic.</b>

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<b>- We need a medic!</b>
<b>- Medic!</b>

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<b>- That [bleep] was real.</b>

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<b>- Medic!</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ It's a good day ♪</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>♪ For the truth to come out ♪</i></b>

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<b>- I just don't know how</b>
<b>she's gonna handle all this.</b>

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<b>- Where are you going?</b>
<b>You going to your room?</b>

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<b>- Yeah, I'll go to my room.</b>
<b>- I love you.</b>

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<b>- I love you, too.</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>[line trilling]</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>- Hello?</i></b>

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<b>- Hey, RSVP wants to just</b>
<b>make sure that you're good</b>

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<b>and that we leave this trip</b>
<b>on a positive note.</b>

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<b>- All right.</b>
<b>I'll be there, okay?</b>

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<b>- All right, thanks.</b>
<b>- Drama never sleeps, bro.</b>

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<b>- So, I went</b>
<b>to Angelina's room.</b>

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<b>- Mm.</b>
<b>- She's very mad.</b>

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<b>- Nicole was doing</b>
<b>really insulting things to her,</b>

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<b>that we weren't aware of.</b>

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<b>Nicole might not even realize</b>

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<b>what she said or did,</b>
<b>because it was Dren.</b>

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<b>- Let's make sure these parties</b>
<b>go off</b>

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<b>without people getting upset.</b>

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<b>- I hope Nicole will</b>
<b>give Angelina an apology,</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>so we can just celebrate</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>this baby shower today.</i></b>

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<b>I don't want anything</b>
<b>to pop off.</b>

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<b>- BRB.</b>

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<b>Which one is it again?</b>
<b>Hello? No.</b>

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<b>I can't find this [bleep] room.</b>
<b>Which one is it?</b>

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<b>Which one is it again?</b>
<b>I'm lost.</b>

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<b>- Uh-oh.</b>
<b>- Shut up, Vinny. I hear you.</b>

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<b>- Good morning.</b>
<b>- Good morning.</b>

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<b>- We liked your speech</b>
<b>last night.</b>

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<b>- My speech was fire.</b>
<b>- Yeah, dumpster fire.</b>

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<b>[laughter]</b>
<b>- Last night was a whirlwind.</b>

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<b>- So, what happened last night?</b>
<b>- Uh, where do I begin?</b>

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<b>- I hope one day you find</b>
<b>a respectable woman.</b>

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<b>- She was, like,</b>
<b>throwing [bleep] at my head,</b>

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<b>and I was just ignoring it.</b>

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<b>But the worst part was</b>
<b>when she was telling Chris</b>

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<b>that he deserves</b>
<b>a better girl than me.</b>

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<b>Let me tell you,</b>
<b>if I ever did that to her,</b>

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<b>she would have</b>
<b>never accepted that.</b>

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<b>- I felt bad for Angelina</b>
<b>last night. I really did.</b>

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<b>- 100%.</b>

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<b>- Last thing I want is Angelina</b>
<b>to feel like we're, you know...</b>

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<b>- Nicole comes back, and--</b>

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<b>- Ganging up on her</b>
<b>or something,</b>

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<b>'cause that's not it at all.</b>
<b>That wasn't good last night.</b>

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<b>- Last night wasn't okay.</b>
<b>We only asked you to come here</b>

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<b>'cause we want to see</b>
<b>how we can fix it.</b>

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<b>Just that we want to know</b>
<b>how we can come together</b>

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<b>and you guys</b>
<b>can become friends again.</b>

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<b>- Exactly.</b>
<b>- We would love that.</b>

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<b>- This vacation's almost over,</b>

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<b>and you don't want to leave</b>
<b>a vacation like this.</b>

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<b>- This is just crazy to me.</b>

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<b>I'm just like--my mind</b>
<b>is blown.</b>

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<b>- Yeah, you actually held</b>
<b>your composure. Like, you did--</b>

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<b>- You did a great job.</b>
<b>- You did well.</b>

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<b>- I've come such a long way</b>
<b>with Angelina.</b>

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<b>I don't want to go</b>
<b>backwards with her.</b>

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<b>So, I'm hoping that</b>
<b>they could work it out.</b>

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<b>- We have to do a Jenni's</b>
<b>birthday party redo.</b>

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<b>- I know.</b>
<b>[both laugh]</b>

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<b>- Boo, let's go.</b>

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<b>I have no idea how I'm pulling</b>
<b>off this baby shower today.</b>

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<b>So, I'm dragging</b>
<b>my boo with me.</b>

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<b>- Ugh.</b>
<b> </b><b><i>- We're all hungover.</i></b>

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<b>It's supposed to be a surprise.</b>

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<b>- [sighs]</b>
<b>- How you feeling?</b>

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<b>- I wish I took a nap.</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>I don't remember much</i></b>

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<b>from last night,</b>
<b>but I know I'm alive.</b>

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<b>So, all right,</b>
<b>let's get this [bleep] started.</b>

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<b>I'm ready to drink.</b>

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<b>- Oh, I forgot to tell you</b>
<b>I invited Paola.</b>

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<b>- [gasps]</b>

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<b>- Hi, Mama Paola. It's Jenni.</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>- Hello, Jenni.</i></b>
<b>- I was wondering</b>

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<b>if you would like to come to</b>
<b>our dual baby shower tomorrow.</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>- Of course.</i></b>

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<b>- Here we are.</b>
<b>- Cute!</b>

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<b>- Wow, baby. Look at the cake.</b>
<b>- So cute!</b>

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<b>I love baby showers!</b>
<b>I'm gonna throw up.</b>

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<b>- Oh, God.</b>
<b>- Am I pregnant?</b>

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<b>- No, you're hungover.</b>
<b>- [bleep] off.</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>- I am really excited.</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>We have two beautiful</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>pregnant women</i></b>

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<b>that deserve to be celebrated.</b>

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<b>Oh, baby.</b>

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<b>- Oh, baby.</b>
<b>- Oh, this is a surprise?</b>

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<b>- You didn't tell them,</b>
<b>did you?</b>

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<b>- No. Surprise!</b>

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<b>- Just Angelina knows, but she</b>
<b>didn't come and help, so.</b>

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<b>- She's supposed to be here?</b>
<b>- Possibly.</b>

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<b>- I mean, I don't remember much</b>
<b>from last night,</b>

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<b>but I do remember throwing crab</b>
<b>in Angelina's hair,</b>

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<b>so girl, I'm sorry.</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>But I feel like</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>that's not a reason for her</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>to be pissed at me, so I feel</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>like something else happened.</i></b>

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<b>I know I had a great time,</b>
<b>and I enjoyed myself,</b>

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<b>but what I said,</b>
<b>or if Dren came, I don't know.</b>

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<b>- Maybe you two should have</b>
<b>a conversation today.</b>

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<b>- Tell her speak with Dren.</b>

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<b>Whatever Dren does,</b>
<b>it's not my fault.</b>

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<b>- Listen, I truly know</b>
<b>that there is a difference</b>

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<b>between Nicole and Dren.</b>
<b>But at the same time,</b>

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<b>Nicole has to take</b>
<b>a little bit of accountability.</b>

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<b>- Speak with the Dren.</b>
<b>- She can't always use the fact</b>

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<b>that she's Drenning,</b>
<b>or whatever she calls herself.</b>

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<b>- Yeah.</b>
<b>- It's not an excuse.</b>

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<b>- I'm sorry. But--</b>
<b>- So, you gotta tell her that.</b>

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<b>- You gotta say that to her.</b>

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<b>- I know, but she likes to just</b>
<b>brush [bleep] under the rug</b>

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<b>and then laugh it off, like--</b>

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<b>- So, you need to just resolve</b>
<b>those issues now,</b>

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<b>like you did with</b>
<b>JWOWW and Deener...</b>

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<b>- Yes.</b>
<b>- And move down one day</b>

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<b>at a time, and you'll be fine.</b>

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<b>- Like, I don't want to have to</b>
<b>[bleep] do this the last day.</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>But the boys are helping me,</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>and we'll see what happens.</i></b>

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<b>I can't.</b>

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<b>That's all I can do. All right.</b>
<b>- Stay positive</b>

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<b>and always keep your hands</b>
<b>up at this meeting.</b>

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<b>- Yes.</b>
<b>- Hands up.</b>

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<b>- All right, goodbye, guys.</b>
<b>Thank you.</b>

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<b>- Uh-oh.</b>
<b>- Mama!</b>

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<b>- She's got trays.</b>
<b>- Oh, no.</b>

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<b>No, no, no, we got it.</b>

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<b>I told Paola</b>
<b>not to bring any food.</b>

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<b>You don't have</b>
<b>to bring anything.</b>

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<b>We would just</b>
<b>love your presence.</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>- Empty-handed?</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>Okay.</i></b>

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<b>- Empty-handed.</b>

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<b>- Hi!</b>
<b>- Hi, Mama!</b>

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<b>And she walks in with,</b>
<b>like, 17 platters.</b>

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<b>I said don't bring anything!</b>

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<b>- Well, I have more trays</b>
<b>in the car.</b>

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<b>- Oh, [bleep].</b>

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<b>- What'd your bring?</b>

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<b>- Cutlet, pasta.</b>

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<b>- Wow.</b>
<b>Sausage and peppers.</b>

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<b>Tomato and mozzarell.</b>

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<b>Parm. Meatballs.</b>
<b>Penne. Ziti?</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>Only an Italian mother</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>would bring Sunday dinner</i></b>

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<b>to a fully-catered party.</b>

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<b>- I'm so excited.</b>
<b>I'm cheating today.</b>

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<b>[bleep] it.</b>

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<b>[phone ringing]</b>

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<b>- Hello?</b>
<b>- Vin.</b>

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<b>What the--what's going on?</b>

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<b>I've been ready</b>
<b>for three [bleep] hours.</b>

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<b>- Ready for what?</b>
<b> </b><b><i>- For this [bleep] shower.</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>[inaudible] the shower for</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>the girls--the girls' shower.</i></b>

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<b>- Oh, the baby shower?</b>
<b>It got canceled.</b>

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<b>It got canceled.</b>

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<b>- [indistinct] got canceled?</b>

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<b>- Sorry about that, bro.</b>

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<b>Like, Uncle Nino, you were</b>
<b>invited here for a day.</b>

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<b>What are you still doing here?</b>
<b>You can just go home now.</b>

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<b>- [indistinct muttering]</b>
<b>[bleep]</b>

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<b>[bleep] [indistinct muttering]</b>
<b>[bleep]</b>

186
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<b>- All right.</b>

187
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<b>I'm breaking--bad service.</b>
<b>Bad service.</b>

188
00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:58,051
<b>I'll see you in Staten Island.</b>
<b>All right, bye.</b>

189
00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:00,887
<b>- Shower's canceled.</b>
<b>The [bleep] it's canceled?</b>

190
00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:04,057
<b>Take me back home.</b>
<b>Coming home, Staten Island!</b>

191
00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,092
<b>- Yeah, hi,</b>
<b>is this the front desk?</b>

192
00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,395
<b>I'm just checking in</b>
<b>on a delivery.</b>

193
00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:10,197
<b>I'm wondering if the wall</b>

194
00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:14,534
<b>that I had shipped to you guys</b>
<b>had been delivered yet?</b>

195
00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,002
<b>Okay, can we just</b>
<b>keep it inside?</b>

196
00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:18,838
<b>Because this is</b>
<b>sort of a surprise.</b>

197
00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:20,173
<b>No one really knows about this,</b>

198
00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,709
<b>so I really don't want this</b>
<b>in plain sight.</b>

199
00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,578
<b>Okay, thank you so much. Bye.</b>

200
00:07:24,711 --> 00:07:26,780
<b>All right, honeys.</b>

201
00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:30,250
<b>- What's happening?</b>
<b>- My wall has arrived.</b>

202
00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:32,085
<b>- The wall's here?</b>
<b>- The wall is here.</b>

203
00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:35,255
<b> </b><b><i>- So, the fact that this guy</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>wants to reenact</i></b>

204
00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:36,723
<b>running through a wall</b>

205
00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:41,127
<b>in celebration</b>
<b>of our gender reveal--like,</b>

206
00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:44,097
<b>am I the only one</b>
<b>that thinks this is crazy?</b>

207
00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:48,335
<b>- This rematch of BDS</b>
<b>versus the wall is for us,</b>

208
00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,937
<b>myself,</b>
<b>our future, the baby.</b>

209
00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:53,006
<b>I mean, guys,</b>
<b>let's keep it real.</b>

210
00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,308
<b>That wall in Italy</b>
<b>sucker-punched me.</b>

211
00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:57,110
<b>[yelling] [bleep]!</b>
<b>- Stop.</b>

212
00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:58,545
<b>Stop!</b>
<b>- [screams]</b>

213
00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:01,014
<b>It's time for the rematch.</b>

214
00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,049
<b>- Honey.</b>
<b>- Yeah.</b>

215
00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:05,352
<b>- I've known the gender of</b>
<b>this baby for a minute now.</b>

216
00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:07,120
<b>- Facts.</b>
<b>- So, why are we doing this?</b>

217
00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:10,757
<b>- This trip has been a full</b>
<b>circle for Big Daddy Sitch.</b>

218
00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:12,292
<b>- Whatever you say.</b>
<b>- Okay?</b>

219
00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:15,095
<b>I was able to face Ronald Magro</b>
<b>in the ring one last time.</b>

220
00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:18,198
<b>[all yelling, cheering]</b>

221
00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:21,401
<b>And now, honey,</b>
<b>to complete my comeback,</b>

222
00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:23,970
<b>I will face the wall</b>
<b>one last time.</b>

223
00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,306
<b>- All right, let's do it.</b>

224
00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:29,109
<b>[line trilling]</b>
<b>- Hello?</b>

225
00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,244
<b>- Hey. We're ready.</b>
<b>The food is out.</b>

226
00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,046
<b> </b><b><i>I'm gonna trust you</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>to handle this</i></b>

227
00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,782
<b>and make sure everyone runs in</b>
<b>before them, okay?</b>

228
00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,517
<b>- Oh, God.</b>
<b>- Thank you so much, Angelina.</b>

229
00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:38,585
<b> </b><b><i>- No, don't do this to me!</i></b>

230
00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,120
<b>Jenni knows that Angelina</b>

231
00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,088
<b>is never on time for [bleep].</b>

232
00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:43,523
<b>[knocking]</b>

233
00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,625
<b>- What?</b>
<b>- It's lunchtime. We gotta go.</b>

234
00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:47,194
<b>- Yeah?</b>
<b>- You guys ready for lunch?</b>

235
00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:55,402
<b>- Well, winter bae-cation.</b>
<b>- Yep.</b>

236
00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:58,305
<b>- Winter bae-cation</b>
<b>for everybody but Vinny.</b>

237
00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:01,107
<b>- Vinny's the only one</b>
<b>with nobody. Poor Vin.</b>

238
00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,747
<b>- Oh, guys, come on.</b>

239
00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:10,483
<b>So, we're gonna turn around</b>
<b>and just say "Surprise."</b>

240
00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:17,123
<b>all: Surprise!</b>

241
00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:19,659
<b>- I have a bit of a surprise.</b>
<b>- Oh my God, another one?</b>

242
00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,528
<b>- Oh, it's happening!</b>

243
00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:23,797
<b>- What is that?</b>
<b>- [laughing]</b>

244
00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,066
<b>- Oh!</b>
<b>- Ahh!</b>

245
00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,434
<b>[both scream]</b>

246
00:09:32,837 --> 00:09:35,804
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[lively music]</i></font>

247
00:09:35,804 --> 00:09:40,101
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ ♪</i></font>

248
00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:42,134
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}all: Surprise!</font>

249
00:09:42,134 --> 00:09:44,332
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- I walk in and hear
</i>\h\h\h<i>\h"surprise,"</i></font>

250
00:09:44,332 --> 00:09:45,167
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and I’m like, "Wait."</font>

251
00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:47,332
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hMy pregnancy brain
had to, like, reboot.</font>

252
00:09:47,332 --> 00:09:48,936
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Like, what are we surprising?</font>

253
00:09:48,936 --> 00:09:50,068
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [laughs]</font>

254
00:09:50,068 --> 00:09:51,695
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Did I forget something?</font>

255
00:09:51,695 --> 00:09:53,695
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Baby shower!</font>

256
00:09:53,695 --> 00:09:55,233
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, thank you, guys.</font>

257
00:09:55,233 --> 00:09:58,530
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- [laughing]
That’s pregnancy brain.</font>

258
00:09:58,530 --> 00:10:00,695
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Deena’s crying.
\h\h- Thank you.</font>

259
00:10:00,695 --> 00:10:03,870
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Surprise!
- Thank you, guys.</font>

260
00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:06,233
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>Oh my God, this is so amazing.</i></font>

261
00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:07,068
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Like, I wasn’t sure</font>

262
00:10:07,068 --> 00:10:09,365
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hif I was gonna have
a shower or sprinkle,</font>

263
00:10:09,365 --> 00:10:11,167
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}’cause this is my second baby.</font>

264
00:10:11,167 --> 00:10:13,299
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- So cute. I love it.</font>

265
00:10:13,299 --> 00:10:16,101
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- I love all the decorations.</i></font>

266
00:10:16,101 --> 00:10:18,332
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Aww, and Paola’s here!</font>

267
00:10:18,332 --> 00:10:20,398
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Whoa, she brought
\hthe Italian food.</font>

268
00:10:20,398 --> 00:10:23,398
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yes, little boy.
\h\h\h[both laugh]</font>

269
00:10:23,398 --> 00:10:24,200
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- So cute.</font>

270
00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:27,563
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hOh, my God, we are
getting so spoiled today.</font>

271
00:10:27,563 --> 00:10:28,233
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Let’s eat.</font>

272
00:10:28,233 --> 00:10:29,936
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- I’m ready to get
</i>\h\h<i>\hPaola’s food</i></font>

273
00:10:29,936 --> 00:10:31,870
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>in my belly.</i></font>

274
00:10:31,870 --> 00:10:32,936
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}all: Thank you, Paola.</font>

275
00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:37,530
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’ll do antipast first.
- Yeah, the Italian way.</font>

276
00:10:39,903 --> 00:10:43,530
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- I love antipast.
- God, this is so good.</font>

277
00:10:43,530 --> 00:10:46,035
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Jenni did such
\han amazing job.</font>

278
00:10:46,035 --> 00:10:46,771
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m starving.</font>

279
00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,002
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah, get some-get
\h\h\hsome-get some.</font>

280
00:10:48,002 --> 00:10:50,431
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- I’m dying today.
- And the food is amazing.</font>

281
00:10:50,431 --> 00:10:51,804
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I love the meat and cheese.</font>

282
00:10:51,804 --> 00:10:54,903
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hI’m so excited
to celebrate baby Cameron.</font>

283
00:10:54,903 --> 00:10:55,771
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- It’s Sunday somewhere.</font>

284
00:10:55,771 --> 00:10:57,134
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Honey, let’s get
\hsome appetizers.</font>

285
00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:57,936
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Come on.
\h- Okay.</font>

286
00:10:57,936 --> 00:10:59,629
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- It’s pretty dope
that we’re actually</font>

287
00:10:59,629 --> 00:11:02,068
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}having a dual baby shower.</font>

288
00:11:02,068 --> 00:11:05,167
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Let’s get the little salamis,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou know.</font>

289
00:11:05,167 --> 00:11:07,695
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>\hThis spread here
is just glorious.</i></font>

290
00:11:07,695 --> 00:11:09,936
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Chris, leave some for
[inaudible], come on.</font>

291
00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:11,101
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m taking all this.</font>

292
00:11:11,101 --> 00:11:13,134
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h<i>\h- The foods
are just bountiful.</i></font>

293
00:11:13,134 --> 00:11:16,695
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, everything is so good.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Little salamis.</font>

294
00:11:16,695 --> 00:11:18,365
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hI love peppers,
to be honest with you.</font>

295
00:11:18,365 --> 00:11:19,870
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}This is what life is all about.</font>

296
00:11:19,870 --> 00:11:23,068
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- This is the best baby shower
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI ever went to.</font>

297
00:11:23,068 --> 00:11:24,870
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Did a good job
with this boy here.</font>

298
00:11:24,870 --> 00:11:25,870
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Yep.
- You did.</font>

299
00:11:25,870 --> 00:11:27,299
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I try. But it wasn’t hard.</font>

300
00:11:27,299 --> 00:11:30,497
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hI hope-I hope
you have what I have.</font>

301
00:11:30,497 --> 00:11:32,365
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
- Oh, no, don’t tell them that.</font>

302
00:11:32,365 --> 00:11:34,002
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}They don’t want-they
\h\hdon’t want that.</font>

303
00:11:34,002 --> 00:11:37,035
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Because of COVID, me and my mom
\hbarely have seen each other.</font>

304
00:11:37,035 --> 00:11:39,431
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hYou know,
I just got a house in LA.</i></font>

305
00:11:39,431 --> 00:11:40,497
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Look at that view.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Wow.</font>

306
00:11:40,497 --> 00:11:43,002
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You’re staring down
\hat West Hollywood.</font>

307
00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:45,167
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- This is insane.</font>

308
00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:48,266
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m spending more time
\h\h\hon the West Coast.</font>

309
00:11:48,266 --> 00:11:51,365
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hSo, now I got my mom
next to me, so that’s amazing.</font>

310
00:11:51,365 --> 00:11:53,233
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Jenni, do you know
\hthat he’s leaving?</font>

311
00:11:53,233 --> 00:11:56,002
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You’re okay with that?
\h\h\h\h\h\h- The truth?</font>

312
00:11:56,002 --> 00:11:56,804
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}No, absolutely not.</font>

313
00:11:56,804 --> 00:12:01,738
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- I’ve been thinking a lot,
and looking at houses in LA.</font>

314
00:12:02,002 --> 00:12:04,870
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’ll throw my shoe at you.
\h\h\h\h\h- All right. Okay.</font>

315
00:12:04,870 --> 00:12:07,299
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hEverybody knows
how much I love my mom.</font>

316
00:12:07,299 --> 00:12:08,695
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h<i>\hSo, of course
I’m gonna miss her.</i></font>

317
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:13,771
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- I still can’t believe
that you even bought the house.</font>

318
00:12:13,771 --> 00:12:17,233
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It’s far, Jenni. It’s not--
\h- No, it’s not an easy--</font>

319
00:12:17,233 --> 00:12:18,365
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Like, you can get
\h\h\hin your car,</font>

320
00:12:18,365 --> 00:12:21,662
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}you know what I mean, and go.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.</font>

321
00:12:21,662 --> 00:12:22,497
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I don’t have a 9 to 5.</font>

322
00:12:22,497 --> 00:12:25,870
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hI can come back
to New York any time.</font>

323
00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:28,936
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- I know. I’m happy
that you have the house.</font>

324
00:12:28,936 --> 00:12:29,497
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Aww.</font>

325
00:12:29,497 --> 00:12:33,464
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Always supported my kids.
\h\h\h\h\h\hNever said no.</font>

326
00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:37,068
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I ate too much.</font>

327
00:12:37,068 --> 00:12:39,870
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Thank you for, last night,
taking-taking care of my hair.</font>

328
00:12:39,870 --> 00:12:41,068
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I didn’t even know
it was back there.</font>

329
00:12:41,068 --> 00:12:42,266
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}If it wasn’t for you,
\h\hI would have been</font>

330
00:12:42,266 --> 00:12:43,497
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}walking around with that.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThank you.</font>

331
00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:44,464
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Really? You didn’t feel it?</font>

332
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,596
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I felt it, but I didn’t know
\h\hthat there was left stuff.</font>

333
00:12:46,596 --> 00:12:48,629
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- She hit it hard.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.</font>

334
00:12:48,629 --> 00:12:51,200
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Five times.
- [laughs]</font>

335
00:12:51,398 --> 00:12:53,771
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>I see Nicole sitting there.</i></font>

336
00:12:53,969 --> 00:12:56,365
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}And I’m not nervous.
\h\h\hBecause I know</font>

337
00:12:56,365 --> 00:12:58,299
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I didn’t do anything wrong
\h\h\hlast night, you know?</font>

338
00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,804
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>She’s the one that should feel
</i>\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hsome type of way.</i></font>

339
00:13:00,804 --> 00:13:02,629
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hWhat was that?
Was that, like, shrimp?</font>

340
00:13:02,629 --> 00:13:05,200
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- The crab cake and shrimp.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah.</font>

341
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,068
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You hungover at all?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yes.</font>

342
00:13:07,068 --> 00:13:08,903
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Mm-hmm.
- I feel like [bleep].</font>

343
00:13:08,903 --> 00:13:10,969
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hEveryone’s in the party,
and I’m looking at Angelina,</font>

344
00:13:10,969 --> 00:13:13,299
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>and she won’t make eye
</i>\h\h<i>\hcontact with me.</i></font>

345
00:13:13,299 --> 00:13:14,771
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m like, [bleep].</font>

346
00:13:14,771 --> 00:13:18,002
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Like, I literally hate drama,
and I hate all this [bleep],</font>

347
00:13:18,002 --> 00:13:19,738
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hand now I have
to deal with this.</font>

348
00:13:19,738 --> 00:13:20,530
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}And it was my fault.</font>

349
00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:21,870
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You guys are gonna
\h\htalk through it.</font>

350
00:13:21,870 --> 00:13:24,167
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah, you guys gotta
\h\h\h\h\hwork it out.</font>

351
00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:24,936
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Have a chat.</font>

352
00:13:24,936 --> 00:13:29,936
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Too many unresolved issues.
\h\h- I need a real apology.</font>

353
00:13:32,101 --> 00:13:35,398
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’ve always dreamt of this
\h\hday, to finally be a dad.</font>

354
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:36,870
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What’s the baby name?
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Tell us.</font>

355
00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:39,969
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’ve been wearing the first
\h\hinitial this whole trip.</font>

356
00:13:39,969 --> 00:13:42,563
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- What?
- What was it?</font>

357
00:13:42,563 --> 00:13:44,233
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Starts with an R.</font>

358
00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:45,464
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Rauly D.</font>

359
00:13:45,464 --> 00:13:48,464
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

360
00:13:52,096 --> 00:13:53,756
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[energetic music]</i></font>

361
00:13:53,756 --> 00:13:56,294
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- It was two baby showers
</i>\h<i>\hfor the price of one.</i></font>

362
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,195
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}They gave us a real.</font>

363
00:13:57,195 --> 00:13:58,756
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Buy one, get one free.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Mm-hmm.</font>

364
00:13:58,756 --> 00:14:01,162
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Are you gonna eat
\h\hyour placenta?</font>

365
00:14:01,162 --> 00:14:03,393
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You put it in pulls.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah.</font>

366
00:14:03,393 --> 00:14:06,020
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Do I eat them too?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No.</font>

367
00:14:07,822 --> 00:14:10,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I would like to start
\h\hthe festivities off</font>

368
00:14:10,096 --> 00:14:12,624
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}with the cake-cutting
\h\hceremonies. One.</font>

369
00:14:12,624 --> 00:14:15,426
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Make a wish. Make a wish.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Two.</font>

370
00:14:15,426 --> 00:14:16,393
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ ♪</i></font>

371
00:14:16,393 --> 00:14:19,657
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}First piece is cut, guys.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hall: Whoo!</font>

372
00:14:19,657 --> 00:14:21,228
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah!</font>

373
00:14:23,393 --> 00:14:25,657
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m so freaking bloated
\h\h\h\h\hfrom this trip.</font>

374
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:28,558
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- To Deena and Chris.
- Oh, I was gonna make a wish.</font>

375
00:14:28,558 --> 00:14:31,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hI have to make a wish.
- You told me to make a wish,</font>

376
00:14:31,063 --> 00:14:32,888
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hand then you
didn’t make the wish.</font>

377
00:14:32,888 --> 00:14:33,822
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- That’s why I keep [bleep].</font>

378
00:14:33,822 --> 00:14:37,855
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Whoever got
the Funfetti cake, good job.</font>

379
00:14:37,855 --> 00:14:40,228
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Okay, good afternoon,
\hladies and gentlemen.</font>

380
00:14:40,228 --> 00:14:43,195
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Oh my God, he’s hosting
again, guys. He’s hosting.</font>

381
00:14:43,195 --> 00:14:44,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Tonight’s activity list:</font>

382
00:14:44,261 --> 00:14:47,195
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hwe’re playing
baby shower bingo.</font>

383
00:14:47,195 --> 00:14:48,228
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}all: Whoo!</font>

384
00:14:48,228 --> 00:14:50,657
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Yeah. I’m, like,
now the designated host</font>

385
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:53,459
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}of all of our vacations.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hall: Yeah!</font>

386
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:57,228
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h<i>\h- I am an entertainer,
and a jack of all trades.</i></font>

387
00:14:57,228 --> 00:14:58,822
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>\hI’m a stripper.
I have a cookbook.</i></font>

388
00:14:58,822 --> 00:15:00,888
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h<i>\h[bell dings]
I’m a great speechwriter.</i></font>

389
00:15:00,888 --> 00:15:02,360
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>I was in an off-Broadway play.</i></font>

390
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m also a reality TV star.
\h\h\h\h\h\h<i>\h[bell dinging]</i></font>

391
00:15:04,261 --> 00:15:07,558
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m in high demand this trip.
\h\h\h\h\h\hHello, everybody.</font>

392
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:08,360
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Boo! You suck!</font>

393
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:09,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hall: Boo!
- You suck!</font>

394
00:15:09,261 --> 00:15:11,020
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>\h- You know, I’m, like,
the live entertainment.</i></font>

395
00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:13,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- You suck!
<i>[music slows, stops]</i></font>

396
00:15:13,063 --> 00:15:15,558
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- So, I want to take my career
</i>\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hto the next level.</i></font>

397
00:15:15,558 --> 00:15:18,822
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- What do I win?
- You win a trip to...</font>

398
00:15:18,822 --> 00:15:20,624
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- The Poconos.
- The Poconos.</font>

399
00:15:20,624 --> 00:15:22,558
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hI’m gonna host
baby shower bingo.</font>

400
00:15:22,558 --> 00:15:25,723
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOn these boards,
you’ll find a bunch of actions</font>

401
00:15:25,723 --> 00:15:29,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and things that you never want
\h\h\h\h\hyour children to do,</font>

402
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,987
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}that we’ve done ourselves.</font>

403
00:15:30,987 --> 00:15:32,855
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [indistinct]
\h\h\h- Smush.</font>

404
00:15:32,855 --> 00:15:35,690
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Pulling a robbery.
\h- Pee behind a bar.</font>

405
00:15:35,690 --> 00:15:38,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- These little bingos
aren’t numbers and letters.</font>

406
00:15:38,129 --> 00:15:40,756
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hThey’re actually things
we say--"Cabs are here,"</font>

407
00:15:40,756 --> 00:15:43,360
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hsmush, GTL.
This is dope.</font>

408
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,657
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Okay.
So, the first ball up,</font>

409
00:15:46,657 --> 00:15:48,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}we have "Our cabs are here."</font>

410
00:15:48,129 --> 00:15:49,525
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- That’s me! Yeah! Hey, I won!</font>

411
00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:50,789
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Damn it!
- Yeah! Hey, I won!</font>

412
00:15:50,789 --> 00:15:54,723
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Cabs are here! Cabs are here!</font>

413
00:15:54,723 --> 00:15:57,327
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Social media.
- This is crap.</font>

414
00:15:57,327 --> 00:15:57,921
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Whoo!</font>

415
00:15:57,921 --> 00:16:01,789
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- And of course, Angelina has
\h\hsocial media on her card.</font>

416
00:16:01,789 --> 00:16:04,888
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hShe’s, like,
the social media queen.</font>

417
00:16:07,063 --> 00:16:07,789
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [indistinct]!</font>

418
00:16:07,789 --> 00:16:10,591
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Viral squad.
- Viral squad.</font>

419
00:16:10,591 --> 00:16:11,525
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, come on.</font>

420
00:16:11,525 --> 00:16:13,624
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I am loving baby bingo
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hright now.</font>

421
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:15,921
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We are 90 years old, everyone,</font>

422
00:16:15,921 --> 00:16:16,822
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}in a nursing home,</font>

423
00:16:16,822 --> 00:16:19,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hbecause we’re all
freaking out over bingo.</font>

424
00:16:19,063 --> 00:16:21,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- TMZ.
all: Whoo!</font>

425
00:16:21,261 --> 00:16:24,294
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- TMZ, Ronnie.
This is a big one, guys.</font>

426
00:16:24,294 --> 00:16:26,020
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You ready for it? Speech!
\h\h\h\h\h\hall: Speech!</font>

427
00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:27,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- That’s what I’m talking
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\habout!</font>

428
00:16:27,096 --> 00:16:29,756
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hall: Speech!
- Anything Uncle Nino says.</font>

429
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,624
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yes!
- Anything Uncle Nino says.</font>

430
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:32,888
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- "Aww, horse[bleep]."
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Whoo!</font>

431
00:16:32,888 --> 00:16:34,426
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- You even suck
at hosting this.</font>

432
00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:36,690
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- You suck!
- Somebody throw something!</font>

433
00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:39,327
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Don’t throw something.
\h\h\h\h- His mom’s here.</font>

434
00:16:39,327 --> 00:16:41,855
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Put out couch.
- Pullout couch, you nerd.</font>

435
00:16:41,855 --> 00:16:44,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You wearing your
\h\h\hglasses, hon?</font>

436
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

437
00:16:45,261 --> 00:16:47,294
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Strip.
- Horse’s ass.</font>

438
00:16:47,294 --> 00:16:49,723
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- A classic: GTL.
\h\h\h\h- Bingo!</font>

439
00:16:49,723 --> 00:16:50,492
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Bingo!
\h\h- Oh!</font>

440
00:16:50,492 --> 00:16:52,393
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- I got it too!
- We got two winners!</font>

441
00:16:52,393 --> 00:16:55,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Whoa!
- BDS is winning these days.</font>

442
00:16:55,129 --> 00:16:55,855
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Sorry.</font>

443
00:16:55,855 --> 00:16:58,624
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Bingo and baby bump?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAwesome.</font>

444
00:16:58,624 --> 00:17:00,987
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Here you go.
Congratulations.</font>

445
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:01,756
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I like winning.</font>

446
00:17:01,756 --> 00:17:03,756
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Baby shower bingo is lit.</font>

447
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:04,690
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Whoo-hoo!</font>

448
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:05,525
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Whoo!
- Yay!</font>

449
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,954
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Mike, I feel
like you’re glowing.</font>

450
00:17:07,954 --> 00:17:09,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’ve always dreamt
\h\h\h\hof this day.</font>

451
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:12,756
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hThis is the biggest role of
my life--to finally be a dad.</font>

452
00:17:12,756 --> 00:17:15,327
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hAnd I can share it
with my best friends.</font>

453
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:18,360
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Aww.
- What’s the baby name?</font>

454
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:20,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]
- Tell us.</font>

455
00:17:20,261 --> 00:17:22,723
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’ve been wearing the first
\h\hinitial this whole trip.</font>

456
00:17:22,723 --> 00:17:25,723
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- What?
- I knew it! I knew it!</font>

457
00:17:25,723 --> 00:17:28,393
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- What was it?
- It starts with an R.</font>

458
00:17:28,393 --> 00:17:29,822
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- R?
- Ooh, Rasputia.</font>

459
00:17:29,822 --> 00:17:30,888
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [laughing] Rasputia.</font>

460
00:17:30,888 --> 00:17:34,020
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I was like,
\h"Rasputia."</font>

461
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:35,756
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Rafael?
- Robin. Robin.</font>

462
00:17:35,756 --> 00:17:37,954
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Ronaldo.
\h\h- Nope.</font>

463
00:17:37,954 --> 00:17:39,624
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Rauly D.</font>

464
00:17:39,624 --> 00:17:42,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Roman.
\h\h- No!</font>

465
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,525
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Romeo?
- Romeo!</font>

466
00:17:43,525 --> 00:17:45,294
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Romeo!
- It’s Romeo.</font>

467
00:17:45,294 --> 00:17:47,690
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Romeo.
all: Yeah!</font>

468
00:17:47,690 --> 00:17:52,360
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- I’m very happy to announce
that the name of Baby Situation</font>

469
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:56,888
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\his going to be
Romeo Rain Sorrentino.</font>

470
00:17:56,888 --> 00:17:58,492
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Very cute.
- Oh, so cute.</font>

471
00:17:58,492 --> 00:17:59,558
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah, so it’s pretty fitting</font>

472
00:17:59,558 --> 00:18:01,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hthat we guys
told you guys the name...</font>

473
00:18:01,096 --> 00:18:03,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
- ’Cause you guys are family.</font>

474
00:18:03,261 --> 00:18:04,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Why am I crying?</font>

475
00:18:04,096 --> 00:18:05,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>The fact that she shared that</i></font>

476
00:18:05,129 --> 00:18:06,492
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>\hwith us--because
it is very--like,</i></font>

477
00:18:06,492 --> 00:18:09,195
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hyour first baby name,
you don’t tell a soul.</font>

478
00:18:09,195 --> 00:18:10,591
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I remember that with Lorenzo.</font>

479
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:13,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}No, I feel like I told everyone
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hit was Lorenzo.</font>

480
00:18:13,096 --> 00:18:13,888
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}But I still get it.</font>

481
00:18:13,888 --> 00:18:17,020
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>So, the fact that she
was able to share that</i></font>

482
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:17,789
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}with us is huge.</font>

483
00:18:17,789 --> 00:18:20,459
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Angelina, don’t tell anyone.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- TMZ, hello?</font>

484
00:18:20,459 --> 00:18:23,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah.
\h\h\h- Are you 95?</font>

485
00:18:23,063 --> 00:18:26,294
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Ah-ah.
[laughter]</font>

486
00:18:27,162 --> 00:18:27,888
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No, I will.</font>

487
00:18:27,888 --> 00:18:30,426
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Come on.
I’m a little nervous.</font>

488
00:18:30,426 --> 00:18:31,558
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Can we go talk?</font>

489
00:18:31,558 --> 00:18:32,888
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[dramatic music]</i></font>

490
00:18:32,888 --> 00:18:33,492
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- One!</font>

491
00:18:33,492 --> 00:18:36,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- I’m going through
</i>\h\h\h<i>\hfor myself,</i></font>

492
00:18:36,261 --> 00:18:39,426
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}my family, and my future.</font>

493
00:18:40,789 --> 00:18:43,294
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}all: Ah!</font>

494
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,855
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Oh!
- Ahh!</font>

495
00:18:45,855 --> 00:18:48,393
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Holy [bleep].
[inaudible] [bleep].</font>

496
00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:49,327
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, [bleep].</font>

497
00:18:49,327 --> 00:18:52,195
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Chris! Are you okay?
\h\h- Are you serious?</font>

498
00:18:52,195 --> 00:18:53,855
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- [inaudible].
- We need a medic.</font>

499
00:18:53,855 --> 00:18:56,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We need a medic!</font>

500
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:01,039
<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ I've got the feeling ♪</i></b>

501
00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:01,906
<b> </b><b><i>♪ There's a breakdown ♪</i></b>

502
00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:03,541
<b> </b><b><i>♪ Breakdown ♪</i></b>

503
00:19:03,608 --> 00:19:05,477
<b> </b><b><i>♪ Breakdown ♪</i></b>

504
00:19:05,543 --> 00:19:06,845
<b> </b><b><i>♪ I've got the feeling ♪</i></b>

505
00:19:06,911 --> 00:19:09,380
<b>- I'm going to the bar.</b>
<b>I'm going to the bar.</b>

506
00:19:09,447 --> 00:19:11,649
<b>I'll take another Tito's</b>
<b>and club.</b>

507
00:19:13,017 --> 00:19:14,085
<b>- No, I will.</b>

508
00:19:14,152 --> 00:19:15,920
<b>- Come on.</b>
<b>I'm a little nervous.</b>

509
00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:17,856
<b>- It's getting closer to</b>
<b>the end of the baby shower,</b>

510
00:19:17,922 --> 00:19:19,557
<b> </b><b><i>and Nicole and I,</i></b>

511
00:19:19,624 --> 00:19:21,326
<b>we have not had</b>
<b>our conversation.</b>

512
00:19:21,392 --> 00:19:22,894
<b>- Go now.</b>
<b>- Get it over with.</b>

513
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,295
<b>- Can I have a drink,</b>
<b>then, first?</b>

514
00:19:24,362 --> 00:19:25,597
<b>- Yeah. Fill it up, and go.</b>
<b>- Be careful with those.</b>

515
00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:27,098
<b>- I need alcohol in my life.</b>
<b>- I feel you.</b>

516
00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:30,301
<b>- It just sucks that there has</b>
<b>to be a sit-down at all.</b>

517
00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:32,570
<b>- Here's your time-your time.</b>
<b>This is your time to shine.</b>

518
00:19:32,637 --> 00:19:35,373
<b>- I did not want last night</b>
<b>to even happen.</b>

519
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,641
<b>- Are you mad at me?</b>

520
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:37,942
<b>- Can we go talk?</b>
<b>- Yeah.</b>

521
00:19:38,009 --> 00:19:39,844
<b>- Want me to sit here?</b>
<b>- Yeah, just right here.</b>

522
00:19:39,911 --> 00:19:43,214
<b>- But listen, it's better</b>
<b>to do it before we leave here</b>

523
00:19:43,281 --> 00:19:45,817
<b> </b><b><i>than to keep this dragging on</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>for another ten months.</i></b>

524
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:48,186
<b> </b><b><i>I just want to get this over</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>with already.</i></b>

525
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:49,687
<b>- [clears throat]</b>

526
00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:53,825
<b>- Yeah, you got drunk.</b>

527
00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:55,727
<b>But I didn't know</b>
<b>where it was coming from.</b>

528
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:57,462
<b>- Dren can be a dick.</b>
<b>- I get it.</b>

529
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,964
<b>But I was, like, so taken back,</b>
<b>because I'm like,</b>

530
00:20:00,031 --> 00:20:02,066
<b>"Oh my God, like, I thought</b>
<b>we just had a good brunch."</b>

531
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:04,002
<b>- I can say really [bleep]</b>
<b>stuff when I'm drunk.</b>

532
00:20:04,068 --> 00:20:05,670
<b> </b><b><i>I'm an asshole,</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>and I know I'm an asshole.</i></b>

533
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:07,705
<b>And when I drink,</b>
<b>I say asshole [bleep].</b>

534
00:20:07,772 --> 00:20:09,174
<b>And I get it.</b>
<b>The fact that, like,</b>

535
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,109
<b>this happened,</b>
<b>I'm, like, oh my God.</b>

536
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:13,478
<b>- You just, like, walked up</b>
<b>to Chris, and you were like,</b>

537
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,380
<b>"You need a better girl,"</b>
<b>or something like that.</b>

538
00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:17,916
<b>- She treats you terribly.</b>
<b>- Oh, God.</b>

539
00:20:17,982 --> 00:20:20,518
<b>- I hope one day you find</b>
<b>a respectable woman.</b>

540
00:20:20,585 --> 00:20:22,153
<b>- Nicole, I'm right</b>
<b>here, bitch.</b>

541
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:24,255
<b>- I would never say that.</b>

542
00:20:24,322 --> 00:20:25,957
<b>- Do you think that, like,</b>
<b>it's, like,</b>

543
00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:28,359
<b>something that maybe is, like,</b>
<b>unfinished with us? Like--</b>

544
00:20:28,426 --> 00:20:30,161
<b>- No.</b>
<b> </b><b><i>I know she's mad at me,</i></b>

545
00:20:30,228 --> 00:20:31,529
<b>and I feel like [bleep].</b>

546
00:20:31,596 --> 00:20:33,698
<b> </b><b><i>But I'm a very kind</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>and nice person.</i></b>

547
00:20:33,698 --> 00:20:34,699
<b>Dren is not me.</b>

548
00:20:34,699 --> 00:20:36,601
<b>I hate this [bleep].</b>

549
00:20:38,803 --> 00:20:40,472
<b>- Oh, look at that.</b>
<b>- I feel like it</b>

550
00:20:40,538 --> 00:20:42,373
<b>would have been better</b>
<b>if you talked to Nicole first.</b>

551
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,576
<b>- I tried,</b>
<b>and she just brushed it off.</b>

552
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:47,345
<b>I really just want Angelina</b>
<b>and Nicole to get it out today,</b>

553
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:51,883
<b>'cause we're literally leaving,</b>
<b>like--in, like, a couple hours.</b>

554
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:53,718
<b> </b><b><i>So, I really would like them</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>to say</i></b>

555
00:20:53,751 --> 00:20:55,420
<b>whatever they need</b>
<b>to say right now.</b>

556
00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:56,821
<b>- And, like, I'm not trying</b>
<b>to fight with you.</b>

557
00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:59,491
<b>Like, I really--</b>
<b>- Neither am I. Dren is a dick.</b>

558
00:20:59,557 --> 00:21:01,159
<b>- Like, woman to woman, like,</b>

559
00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:02,927
<b>I know no marriages</b>
<b>are perfect.</b>

560
00:21:02,994 --> 00:21:06,197
<b>But I felt like this was coming</b>
<b>from somewhere else.</b>

561
00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:07,732
<b>Like, I don't-I don't know.</b>

562
00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:09,134
<b>Like, I don't know if you were</b>
<b>mad at me about something.</b>

563
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,568
<b>But, like, you were, like,</b>
<b>going up Chris saying,</b>

564
00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:11,803
<b>like,</b>
<b>"You need a better girl.</b>

565
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:13,338
<b>You treat your husband</b>
<b>like [bleep]."</b>

566
00:21:13,404 --> 00:21:15,507
<b>- I don't remember that.</b>
<b>I'm sorry.</b>

567
00:21:15,573 --> 00:21:17,108
<b>- You kept bringing up</b>
<b>Point Pleasant too.</b>

568
00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:19,677
<b>- I'm annoyed at her with</b>
<b>the whole Point Pleasant thing.</b>

569
00:21:19,744 --> 00:21:21,079
<b>- What?</b>
<b>You still mad at me about that?</b>

570
00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:24,516
<b>- No! I don't know.</b>
<b>I just spiral out of control</b>

571
00:21:24,582 --> 00:21:26,484
<b>and, like, try</b>
<b>and find all the past [bleep]</b>

572
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:29,254
<b>and just bring it up.</b>
<b>I honestly can't explain it,</b>

573
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,689
<b>and I feel very bad,</b>
<b>and I'm so sorry.</b>

574
00:21:31,689 --> 00:21:33,224
<b>- I'm happy that you said</b>
<b>that--</b>

575
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:35,593
<b>- I'm in the wrong, and I can</b>
<b>be an asshole sometimes.</b>

576
00:21:35,693 --> 00:21:36,928
<b>I'm really trying</b>
<b>to work on it.</b>

577
00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:37,962
<b>- I appreciate that.</b>
<b>- And it's okay for you</b>

578
00:21:38,029 --> 00:21:39,297
<b>to be mad.</b>
<b>I'd be mad too.</b>

579
00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:41,332
<b>- I'm actually--I'm--like,</b>

580
00:21:41,399 --> 00:21:43,301
<b>I'm happy you said sorry.</b>
<b>- Yeah. You know what I mean?</b>

581
00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:44,702
<b>Like, 'cause that's all</b>
<b>I really wanted.</b>

582
00:21:44,736 --> 00:21:47,439
<b>- Honestly, I feel horrible</b>
<b>for what I said.</b>

583
00:21:47,505 --> 00:21:49,374
<b>It's just the total</b>
<b>opposite of me.</b>

584
00:21:49,441 --> 00:21:51,443
<b>And it pisses me off</b>
<b>with the fact that it happens.</b>

585
00:21:51,509 --> 00:21:53,511
<b>- Like, I really like you</b>
<b>as a person, and, like...</b>

586
00:21:53,578 --> 00:21:54,712
<b>- Same.</b>

587
00:21:54,712 --> 00:21:55,780
<b>- I want you to come</b>
<b>on these things.</b>

588
00:21:55,847 --> 00:21:57,782
<b>I want you to be around.</b>
<b>Like, you know--</b>

589
00:21:57,849 --> 00:21:59,651
<b>- If it makes you feel</b>
<b>any better,</b>

590
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:00,885
<b>Dren is only mean to people</b>

591
00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:03,121
<b>that she really</b>
<b>loves and cares about.</b>

592
00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:05,323
<b>- I mean, Dren must really</b>
<b>love me to death.</b>

593
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:07,192
<b>- Sorry, but you treat him</b>
<b>like [bleep].</b>

594
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:10,762
<b>Are you gonna fight me?</b>
<b>- [bleep]</b>

595
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:12,297
<b>- Come, let's go back to</b>
<b>[inaudible].</b>

596
00:22:12,363 --> 00:22:14,332
<b>Come.</b>
<b>- She's a [bleep] moron.</b>

597
00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:16,234
<b>- You need to stop</b>
<b>mixing [bleep], girl.</b>

598
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:18,236
<b>- No. What's the [bleep]</b>
<b>fun in that?</b>

599
00:22:18,303 --> 00:22:20,105
<b>I'm not killing Dren.</b>
<b>It's not happening.</b>

600
00:22:20,171 --> 00:22:22,874
<b>She's great.</b>
<b>No matter how bad I hate her,</b>

601
00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:26,544
<b>she's a good [bleep] time.</b>
<b>I just wish she was nicer.</b>

602
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:29,347
<b>Remember we did</b>
<b>our fight in Miami?</b>

603
00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:30,782
<b>Hold my earrings, please.</b>

604
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:33,418
<b>- Oh, yeah. This is what's up.</b>
<b>- Don't [bleep] do--</b>

605
00:22:33,485 --> 00:22:35,019
<b>- [yelling]</b>
<b>- Off of me! Jeez!</b>

606
00:22:35,086 --> 00:22:37,689
<b>- Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!</b>
<b>- Yeah!</b>

607
00:22:37,755 --> 00:22:39,190
<b>- That wasn't me.</b>

608
00:22:39,257 --> 00:22:41,292
<b>"Hold my earrings, bitch."</b>
<b>I would never say that.</b>

609
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,695
<b>That was Dren. This is why</b>
<b>I hate Dren so much.</b>

610
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:45,864
<b>But, like, I can't blame Dren,</b>
<b>because it's literally me.</b>

611
00:22:45,930 --> 00:22:46,931
<b>I feel bad.</b>

612
00:22:46,998 --> 00:22:48,900
<b>I sowwy.</b>
<b>Want to go get a drink?</b>

613
00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:50,068
<b>- Come on. Let's go.</b>

614
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:52,337
<b>- I'm sorry, Angeleeners.</b>
<b>I love you.</b>

615
00:22:52,403 --> 00:22:54,706
<b>- Hey, girl. Besties.</b>

616
00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:57,275
<b>- She's a fun time.</b>
<b>Let's get it started.</b>

617
00:22:57,342 --> 00:22:59,677
<b>- Could I not see her</b>
<b>ever again?</b>

618
00:22:59,744 --> 00:23:00,745
<b>- I can't control it.</b>

619
00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:04,215
<b>- No! No more!</b>
<b>- Presents.</b>

620
00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:05,984
<b>- Jenni forgot to get</b>
<b>Deener a gift.</b>

621
00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:08,052
<b>It's [bleep] up.</b>
<b>- You guys are good?</b>

622
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:09,521
<b>- Yeah.</b>
<b>- Nikki, look.</b>

623
00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:17,061
<b>- I have-I have a bit of a--I</b>
<b>have a bit of a surprise.</b>

624
00:23:17,128 --> 00:23:19,197
<b>- Oh, my God, another one?</b>
<b>- This is...</b>

625
00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:20,765
<b>- I do like surprises.</b>

626
00:23:20,832 --> 00:23:22,200
<b>- The final surprise.</b>

627
00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:25,370
<b>- JWOWW's pregnant.</b>
<b>- What? God, no.</b>

628
00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:28,106
<b>- Jenni!</b>
<b>- Mike's pregnant.</b>

629
00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:29,908
<b>- Look at Zack.</b>
<b>He almost fainted.</b>

630
00:23:29,974 --> 00:23:31,910
<b>- I'll stand back here</b>
<b>for the surprise.</b>

631
00:23:31,976 --> 00:23:33,711
<b>- Okay. Okay. It's happening.</b>

632
00:23:33,778 --> 00:23:35,780
<b>We're actually gonna do</b>
<b>a gender reveal,</b>

633
00:23:35,847 --> 00:23:37,315
<b>Big Daddy Sitch-style.</b>

634
00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:45,089
<b>- Um, I don't get it.</b>

635
00:23:45,156 --> 00:23:46,724
<b>We've known this for months.</b>

636
00:23:46,791 --> 00:23:49,060
<b>- What?</b>
<b>This isn't even a surprise.</b>

637
00:23:49,127 --> 00:23:50,328
<b>- We know the gender.</b>
<b>It's a boy.</b>

638
00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:51,696
<b>- It's a boy.</b>
<b>- There's blue everywhere.</b>

639
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:52,730
<b>- It says right there,</b>
<b>behind you, "baby boy."</b>

640
00:23:52,797 --> 00:23:53,932
<b>- They're having a boy.</b>

641
00:23:53,998 --> 00:23:55,366
<b>- You're wearing the pin</b>
<b>on your hoodie.</b>

642
00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:56,901
<b>- We know it's a boy, okay?</b>

643
00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:58,970
<b>So, I don't even think</b>
<b>Mike understand</b>

644
00:23:59,037 --> 00:24:01,639
<b>the definition of surprise.</b>
<b>This is weird.</b>

645
00:24:01,639 --> 00:24:03,741
<b>- He has a penis.</b>
<b>- Settle down.</b>

646
00:24:03,808 --> 00:24:05,043
<b>- It's a boy.</b>

647
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:07,412
<b>- Okay, the surprise</b>
<b>is outside. Follow me.</b>

648
00:24:07,479 --> 00:24:11,883
<b>- Ooh.</b>
<b>- Oh, my God. What the [bleep]?</b>

649
00:24:13,511 --> 00:24:14,950
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪</i></font>

650
00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:16,016
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ We got one life ♪</i></font>

651
00:24:16,016 --> 00:24:17,412
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ So we not gon’ waste it ♪</i></font>

652
00:24:17,412 --> 00:24:19,808
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ No, oh, oh, oh,
\hoh-oh, oh, oh ♪</i></font>

653
00:24:19,808 --> 00:24:23,049
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- It’s happening.
Okay, the surprise is outside.</font>

654
00:24:23,049 --> 00:24:24,280
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Follow me.</font>

655
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,610
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Ooh.</font>

656
00:24:25,610 --> 00:24:28,544
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- I’ll call you.
- Thank you, Mama.</font>

657
00:24:28,544 --> 00:24:31,181
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- All right, guys, let’s go.</font>

658
00:24:31,181 --> 00:24:34,709
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[indistinct chatter]</font>

659
00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:39,412
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h<i>\h- My wife had her gender
reveal, and it was all class.</i></font>

660
00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:44,313
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my God!
\h[all cheer]</font>

661
00:24:44,313 --> 00:24:47,950
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Now, it’s Big Daddy Sitch’s
turn to do a gender reveal--</font>

662
00:24:47,950 --> 00:24:49,214
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}nothing but sass.</font>

663
00:24:49,214 --> 00:24:50,983
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- What?
- What the hell?</font>

664
00:24:50,983 --> 00:24:51,950
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We know the gender.</font>

665
00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:53,917
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We already know
the baby’s a boy.</font>

666
00:24:53,917 --> 00:24:55,511
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hI have no idea
what’s happening right now.</i></font>

667
00:24:55,511 --> 00:25:01,016
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I have some confetti cannons
\hhere, so that when the gender</font>

668
00:25:01,016 --> 00:25:03,950
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\his revealed,
we can fire them off.</font>

669
00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:04,676
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- It’s a boy.</font>

670
00:25:04,676 --> 00:25:06,577
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Listen, this is
a special moment.</font>

671
00:25:06,577 --> 00:25:08,379
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- I’m confused.
- What is happening?</font>

672
00:25:08,379 --> 00:25:09,917
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You have "I’m a boy"
\h\h\h\hon your hoodie.</font>

673
00:25:09,917 --> 00:25:14,346
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Oh, it’s happening.
- Wait, what? What is that?</font>

674
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,049
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What are you doing, Mike?</font>

675
00:25:16,049 --> 00:25:20,445
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- What is that?
- What is that, a doorframe?</font>

676
00:25:20,445 --> 00:25:24,775
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Once I go through the wall,
my comeback will be complete.</font>

677
00:25:24,775 --> 00:25:27,280
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Angelina, stop touching that.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Why?</font>

678
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,478
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You’re gonna hit somebody
\h\h\hin the face with it,</font>

679
00:25:29,478 --> 00:25:30,643
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hI swear.
<i>[dramatic tone]</i></font>

680
00:25:30,643 --> 00:25:31,577
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- All right, guys, let’s go.</font>

681
00:25:31,577 --> 00:25:34,709
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- I’m really hoping
that this goes well,</i></font>

682
00:25:34,709 --> 00:25:36,917
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}because I’m not giving birth</font>

683
00:25:36,917 --> 00:25:39,148
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}while my husband’s
\hin a neck brace.</font>

684
00:25:39,148 --> 00:25:41,917
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- All right, you guys all know
\h\h\hthat about ten years ago,</font>

685
00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:43,775
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}okay, I took a big L.
- You did take an L.</font>

686
00:25:43,775 --> 00:25:46,280
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- I took an L, okay,
and now it’s time to turn</font>

687
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,950
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}that L into a lesson,
\h\h\h\h\hall right?</font>

688
00:25:47,950 --> 00:25:51,082
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I gotta have the rematch
\h\hwith the wall today.</font>

689
00:25:51,082 --> 00:25:52,808
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h[laughter]
You guys ready?</font>

690
00:25:52,808 --> 00:25:54,884
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Let’s do it. If you’re gonna
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hdo it, let’s go.</font>

691
00:25:54,884 --> 00:25:58,884
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’ve pleaded with my husband
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto not do this,</font>

692
00:25:58,884 --> 00:26:02,445
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hand it’s like
talking to a wall.</font>

693
00:26:02,445 --> 00:26:03,917
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Wait, what--?
- What, do we just twist it</font>

694
00:26:03,917 --> 00:26:04,917
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and that’s it?
\h\h- I guess.</font>

695
00:26:04,917 --> 00:26:06,851
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Just twist it.
- We’re all gonna be like--</font>

696
00:26:06,851 --> 00:26:08,709
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Which way is everybody going?</font>

697
00:26:08,709 --> 00:26:11,808
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Just go do it. Just go do it.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt’s too cold.</font>

698
00:26:11,808 --> 00:26:12,379
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Listen.</font>

699
00:26:12,379 --> 00:26:13,808
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- First off,
it’s [bleep] freezing.</font>

700
00:26:13,808 --> 00:26:16,643
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Second, you might break a bone.</font>

701
00:26:17,379 --> 00:26:20,115
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Whoo!
- Let’s go!</font>

702
00:26:20,115 --> 00:26:23,016
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- [inaudible] wall was
a lot thicker than that.</font>

703
00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:25,478
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- [inaudible]
up in the air.</font>

704
00:26:25,478 --> 00:26:27,313
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Do we have a neck brace
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon hand?</font>

705
00:26:27,313 --> 00:26:29,148
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Wait, count him down.
\h\h\h\hCount him down.</font>

706
00:26:29,148 --> 00:26:33,115
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hI mean, I would never
voluntarily run into a wall.</font>

707
00:26:33,115 --> 00:26:35,412
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hNot once.
Definitely not twice.</font>

708
00:26:35,412 --> 00:26:36,808
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hBut this is Mike
we’re talking about,</font>

709
00:26:36,808 --> 00:26:39,379
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and Mike has never been
\hthat sharp of a guy,</font>

710
00:26:39,379 --> 00:26:42,049
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}hence why he runs into walls.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Five.</font>

711
00:26:42,049 --> 00:26:44,610
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You wanna hit me, tough guy?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Four.</font>

712
00:26:44,610 --> 00:26:47,313
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You want to [bleep] do it?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Three.</font>

713
00:26:47,313 --> 00:26:49,082
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You wanna throw [bleep]--
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Two.</font>

714
00:26:49,082 --> 00:26:51,709
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Gonna throw my [bleep]!
\h\h[indistinct yelling]</font>

715
00:26:51,709 --> 00:26:52,280
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- One!</font>

716
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:56,148
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m going through this
\hfor myself, my family,</font>

717
00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:57,511
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and my future.</font>

718
00:26:57,511 --> 00:26:59,016
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [laughing]</font>

719
00:26:59,016 --> 00:27:01,445
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yo, this [bleep]--[grunts]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Stop!</font>

720
00:27:01,445 --> 00:27:02,775
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Stop!</font>

721
00:27:02,775 --> 00:27:04,709
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [laughing]</font>

722
00:27:06,049 --> 00:27:07,808
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[high-pitched screech]</i></font>

723
00:27:07,808 --> 00:27:11,016
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[heartbeat thumping]</i></font>

724
00:27:11,775 --> 00:27:14,676
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Ahh!
- It’s a boy!</font>

725
00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:16,610
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[all cheer]</font>

726
00:27:16,610 --> 00:27:20,214
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- It’s a boy!
- [indistinct] do mine.</font>

727
00:27:20,214 --> 00:27:21,379
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- The comeback is complete.</font>

728
00:27:21,379 --> 00:27:24,049
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ She runnin’ like
\ha freight train ♪</i></font>

729
00:27:24,049 --> 00:27:25,445
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Ahh!</font>

730
00:27:25,709 --> 00:27:26,511
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- It’s a boy!</font>

731
00:27:26,511 --> 00:27:28,742
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Yeah!
[laughter]</font>

732
00:27:28,742 --> 00:27:30,917
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[coughing]</font>

733
00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:33,016
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yo, someone hit me
\h\h\h\hin the head.</font>

734
00:27:33,016 --> 00:27:36,214
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- It’s a boy!
\h\h\h- Whoo!</font>

735
00:27:36,214 --> 00:27:38,709
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We already knew that like
\h\h\h\h\height months ago.</font>

736
00:27:38,709 --> 00:27:40,379
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}But it’s a boy!</font>

737
00:27:40,379 --> 00:27:42,950
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my God!</font>

738
00:27:42,950 --> 00:27:46,082
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I put my hands up victorious.</font>

739
00:27:46,082 --> 00:27:49,709
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You did it!
\h- I did it!</font>

740
00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:50,983
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I can’t do it.</font>

741
00:27:50,983 --> 00:27:55,412
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Ahh!
- I won. Victory is all mine.</font>

742
00:27:55,412 --> 00:27:58,313
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah, bro,
you having a boy or a girl?</font>

743
00:27:58,313 --> 00:27:59,115
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

744
00:27:59,115 --> 00:28:03,676
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- It is definitely safe to say
\h\h\h\hthat we ended this trip</font>

745
00:28:03,676 --> 00:28:05,082
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}with a bang--a blue bang.</font>

746
00:28:05,082 --> 00:28:08,313
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You gotta pop the bottom.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I don’t--</font>

747
00:28:09,049 --> 00:28:10,478
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Where is he?</font>

748
00:28:10,478 --> 00:28:12,610
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Oh!
- Ahh!</font>

749
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:14,808
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yo, she [bleep] me up,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor real.</font>

750
00:28:14,808 --> 00:28:17,049
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yo, I’m not kidding.
\h\h\h\h- No, I’m not.</font>

751
00:28:17,049 --> 00:28:18,445
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Ahh!</font>

752
00:28:20,016 --> 00:28:21,643
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh!</font>

753
00:28:23,676 --> 00:28:25,082
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh!</font>

754
00:28:25,082 --> 00:28:27,676
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hOh!
- Ahh!</font>

755
00:28:27,676 --> 00:28:29,643
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my God.
\hOh, my God.</font>

756
00:28:29,643 --> 00:28:30,346
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh ,my God.</font>

757
00:28:30,346 --> 00:28:32,280
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Are you serious?
\h\h\h- Oh my God.</font>

758
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,082
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You’re [bleep] around.
\h\h\h\h\h- No, I’m not.</font>

759
00:28:34,082 --> 00:28:35,379
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Guys, somebody,
we need a medic.</font>

760
00:28:35,379 --> 00:28:37,016
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- I’m not okay.
- He’s not okay.</font>

761
00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:40,884
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Angelina just tried
to kill her husband.</font>

762
00:28:43,379 --> 00:28:44,676
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh!</font>

763
00:28:44,676 --> 00:28:45,247
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Ahh!</font>

764
00:28:45,247 --> 00:28:48,016
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- And I want to say
that that’s shocking to me,</font>

765
00:28:48,016 --> 00:28:49,148
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}but it’s really not.</font>

766
00:28:49,148 --> 00:28:50,082
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Who shot him in the face?</font>

767
00:28:50,082 --> 00:28:52,643
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- We need a medic.
- So Chris needs help.</font>

768
00:28:52,643 --> 00:28:53,808
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We need a medic.
\h\h- Oh, [bleep].</font>

769
00:28:53,808 --> 00:28:56,950
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- It’s in my god damn eyes.
No, for real. Get out of here.</font>

770
00:28:56,950 --> 00:28:57,917
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m a little nervous.</font>

771
00:28:57,917 --> 00:28:59,577
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hLike, this thing just
blasted him in the face.</font>

772
00:28:59,577 --> 00:29:02,775
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}He could be blind.
\hWe need a medic.</font>

773
00:29:03,544 --> 00:29:04,950
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Shot it in my [bleep] face.</font>

774
00:29:04,950 --> 00:29:08,115
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[intense rock music]</i></font>

775
00:29:08,115 --> 00:29:11,082
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ ♪</i></font>

776
00:29:11,082 --> 00:29:12,511
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- Medic!</i></font>

777
00:29:14,885 --> 00:29:16,587
<b>- All right, let's do it.</b>
<b>Pull it.</b>

778
00:29:16,654 --> 00:29:17,721
<b>- Ahh!</b>

779
00:29:17,788 --> 00:29:19,523
<b>- Come on.</b>
<b>You gotta pop the top.</b>

780
00:29:21,058 --> 00:29:22,059
<b>- Oh!</b>

781
00:29:22,126 --> 00:29:23,794
<b>- Oh!</b>
<b>- Ahh!</b>

782
00:29:23,861 --> 00:29:26,030
<b>- Is he okay?</b>
<b>- Holy [bleep].</b>

783
00:29:26,096 --> 00:29:27,231
<b>- Yo, she [bleep] me up,</b>
<b>for real.</b>

784
00:29:27,298 --> 00:29:28,466
<b>- Yo, I'm not kidding.</b>
<b>- No, I'm not.</b>

785
00:29:28,532 --> 00:29:29,500
<b>- Ahh!</b>

786
00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:30,835
<b>Oh, [bleep].</b>

787
00:29:30,901 --> 00:29:34,205
<b> </b><b><i>I just shot my husband</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>in the face...</i></b>

788
00:29:34,271 --> 00:29:35,506
<b>- Ahh!</b>

789
00:29:35,573 --> 00:29:37,274
<b>- With a [bleep]</b>
<b>gender reveal cannon.</b>

790
00:29:37,341 --> 00:29:39,410
<b>- Oh!</b>
<b>- Ahh!</b>

791
00:29:40,911 --> 00:29:42,246
<b> </b><b><i>- Is he okay?</i></b>

792
00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:44,915
<b>- Yo, she [bleep] me up,</b>
<b>for real. No, I'm not.</b>

793
00:29:44,982 --> 00:29:47,585
<b>- Yo, I'm not kidding. Ahh!</b>

794
00:29:47,651 --> 00:29:49,753
<b>- Oh my God. Oh, my God.</b>
<b>- Chris! Are you okay?</b>

795
00:29:49,820 --> 00:29:51,122
<b>- Are you serious?</b>
<b>- No, I'm not.</b>

796
00:29:51,188 --> 00:29:52,323
<b>- No [bleep] around.</b>
<b>- Chris.</b>

797
00:29:52,389 --> 00:29:53,557
<b>- This is serious.</b>
<b>- I'm not okay.</b>

798
00:29:53,624 --> 00:29:54,925
<b>- Are you okay?</b>
<b>- Are you okay, babe?</b>

799
00:29:54,992 --> 00:29:55,993
<b>- You [bleep] around too much.</b>
<b>- You're lying.</b>

800
00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:57,094
<b>- He's not okay.</b>

801
00:29:57,161 --> 00:29:58,329
<b>- I swear to God</b>
<b>it's in my eyes.</b>

802
00:29:58,395 --> 00:29:59,730
<b>- You're joking.</b>
<b>- No, no, get out of here.</b>

803
00:29:59,797 --> 00:30:01,799
<b>- We need a medic.</b>
<b>- Holy [bleep].</b>

804
00:30:01,866 --> 00:30:04,468
<b> </b><b><i>I can't see his face.</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>Like, is his eye hanging out?</i></b>

805
00:30:04,535 --> 00:30:07,404
<b>Is he bloody? Is he blind?</b>
<b>What is going on?</b>

806
00:30:07,471 --> 00:30:09,240
<b>- Oh, my God.</b>
<b>- I'm not okay.</b>

807
00:30:09,306 --> 00:30:12,643
<b>- Dude! You got a [bleep]</b>
<b>dart in your neck.</b>

808
00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:14,445
<b>- That [bleep] was real.</b>

809
00:30:16,514 --> 00:30:17,781
<b>- It's a boy!</b>

810
00:30:17,848 --> 00:30:19,083
<b>- It's in my goddamn eyes.</b>
<b>- Are you okay?</b>

811
00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:20,317
<b>- No, for real.</b>
<b>- Are you kidding?</b>

812
00:30:20,384 --> 00:30:21,252
<b>- Get out of here.</b>
<b>- No, he's not okay.</b>

813
00:30:21,318 --> 00:30:22,586
<b>Guys, we need a medic.</b>

814
00:30:22,653 --> 00:30:23,587
<b>- How'd it get in his eyes?</b>
<b>- I don't know.</b>

815
00:30:23,654 --> 00:30:24,889
<b>- It exploded in his face.</b>

816
00:30:25,022 --> 00:30:26,190
<b>- She [bleep] shot it</b>
<b>in my [bleep] face.</b>

817
00:30:26,257 --> 00:30:27,458
<b>- Because it was already</b>
<b>[bleep] halfway open.</b>

818
00:30:27,525 --> 00:30:30,261
<b>- You have water?</b>
<b>You need water. Oh my God.</b>

819
00:30:30,327 --> 00:30:31,829
<b>- Is he okay?</b>
<b>- Oh my God, this is serious.</b>

820
00:30:31,896 --> 00:30:33,831
<b>- Oh, no. No, no, no. Help him.</b>

821
00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:36,700
<b>- I am trying!</b>
<b>- Like, what is happening?</b>

822
00:30:39,804 --> 00:30:41,505
<b>Because I don't know</b>
<b>whether to laugh or cry.</b>

823
00:30:41,572 --> 00:30:43,040
<b>- Is he all right?</b>

824
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,909
<b>- Yo, she shot her own husband</b>
<b>in the face.</b>

825
00:30:45,042 --> 00:30:48,279
<b>- Everyone is very serious.</b>
<b>What is happening?</b>

826
00:30:48,345 --> 00:30:49,480
<b>- Why'd you hit your husband</b>
<b>in the face?</b>

827
00:30:49,547 --> 00:30:51,515
<b>- I tried to pull it!</b>
<b>Jenni, stop.</b>

828
00:30:51,582 --> 00:30:53,384
<b>- I have no idea what to do.</b>

829
00:30:53,451 --> 00:30:55,052
<b>This poor guy is probably</b>

830
00:30:55,085 --> 00:30:56,854
<b>gonna have to be taken out</b>
<b>in an ambulance.</b>

831
00:30:56,921 --> 00:30:58,422
<b>- He probably has to go</b>
<b>to the hospital.</b>

832
00:30:58,489 --> 00:31:00,191
<b>- I didn't think it was gonna</b>
<b>freaking explode like that.</b>

833
00:31:00,257 --> 00:31:02,159
<b>- She shot him</b>
<b>in the [bleep] face!</b>

834
00:31:02,226 --> 00:31:04,228
<b>She tried to kill her husband!</b>

835
00:31:05,696 --> 00:31:08,199
<b>- His own wife shot him</b>
<b>in the face. His own wife.</b>

836
00:31:08,265 --> 00:31:09,633
<b>- Stop touching them.</b>
<b>Keep your eyes shut.</b>

837
00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:11,235
<b>Keep your eyes shut.</b>
<b>- Yeah, keep your eyes shut.</b>

838
00:31:11,302 --> 00:31:12,803
<b>- Is he okay?</b>

839
00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:14,705
<b>- They act like they never been</b>
<b>to a gender reveal before.</b>

840
00:31:14,772 --> 00:31:17,775
<b>It's a boy.</b>
<b>[laughing]</b>

841
00:31:17,842 --> 00:31:19,009
<b>- Keep your eyes shut.</b>
<b>- Keep your eyes shut.</b>

842
00:31:19,009 --> 00:31:20,377
<b>- Don't do that.</b>
<b>Don't open your eyes.</b>

843
00:31:20,444 --> 00:31:22,780
<b>- Keep your eyes shut.</b>
<b>- Can't write this [bleep].</b>

844
00:31:22,847 --> 00:31:24,048
<b> </b><b><i>- This has to be</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>one of the most</i></b>

845
00:31:24,114 --> 00:31:25,649
<b> </b><b><i>violent gender reveals ever.</i></b>

846
00:31:25,716 --> 00:31:28,352
<b>The craziest thing is that we</b>
<b>already know the baby's a boy.</b>

847
00:31:28,419 --> 00:31:30,654
<b>- Eyes are burning.</b>
<b>- Don't-don't open your eyes.</b>

848
00:31:30,721 --> 00:31:32,189
<b>- And this poor guy's in pain.</b>

849
00:31:32,256 --> 00:31:34,825
<b>We need a medic.</b>
<b>We need a medic!</b>

850
00:31:34,892 --> 00:31:36,127
<b>- Medic!</b>
<b>- Medic!</b>

851
00:31:37,428 --> 00:31:39,330
<b>- Don't touch it.</b>
<b>You're an EMT.</b>

852
00:31:39,396 --> 00:31:40,798
<b>Don't do that.</b>
<b>Don't open your eyes.</b>

853
00:31:40,865 --> 00:31:42,266
<b>- I know.</b>
<b>- Get the [bleep] away.</b>

854
00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:44,335
<b>You're the worst</b>
<b>paramedic in history.</b>

855
00:31:44,401 --> 00:31:46,203
<b>- It's in my eyes.</b>
<b>- It's fine. It's fine.</b>

856
00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:48,472
<b>- You're an EMT.</b>
<b>- Chris, keep it shut.</b>

857
00:31:48,539 --> 00:31:50,875
<b>- Medic!</b>
<b>- Can I have water, please?</b>

858
00:31:50,941 --> 00:31:53,577
<b>- The best part is Angelina</b>
<b>is an EMT.</b>

859
00:31:53,644 --> 00:31:56,046
<b> </b><b><i>And we're, like,</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>screaming for medical help.</i></b>

860
00:31:56,046 --> 00:31:59,183
<b>For her husband.</b>
<b>That she just shot in the face.</b>

861
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,185
<b>- Don't open your eyes.</b>
<b>- Don't open them, Chris.</b>

862
00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:02,686
<b>- You're a good sport, babe.</b>

863
00:32:02,753 --> 00:32:04,255
<b>- We're telling him</b>
<b>just don't open his eyes.</b>

864
00:32:04,321 --> 00:32:07,525
<b>- Honestly, I didn't think</b>
<b>it was gonna explode like that.</b>

865
00:32:07,591 --> 00:32:09,693
<b>- No, why would it?</b>
<b>It's only a [bleep] cannon.</b>

866
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,295
<b>- I know, but Mike said it was</b>
<b>in his face too,</b>

867
00:32:11,362 --> 00:32:12,530
<b>and he's not doing this.</b>

868
00:32:12,596 --> 00:32:14,365
<b>- You look like Papa Smurf.</b>
<b>- Exactly.</b>

869
00:32:14,431 --> 00:32:15,699
<b>- You look like Papa Smurf.</b>

870
00:32:15,766 --> 00:32:18,002
<b>- Give daddy a kiss. Thank you.</b>

871
00:32:18,035 --> 00:32:19,069
<b>- No--</b>

872
00:32:21,005 --> 00:32:23,007
<b>- I think I'm okay.</b>

873
00:32:23,874 --> 00:32:24,909
<b>- No, I think I'm all right.</b>

874
00:32:25,009 --> 00:32:25,910
<b>- [inaudible]</b>

875
00:32:26,010 --> 00:32:28,212
<b>- Thank God my husband is okay.</b>

876
00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:31,115
<b> </b><b><i>If I would have been</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>the reason that he went blind,</i></b>

877
00:32:31,182 --> 00:32:32,483
<b>I would have had hell to pay.</b>

878
00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:33,918
<b>- She shot him in the face.</b>
<b>- Like, literally.</b>

879
00:32:34,018 --> 00:32:35,019
<b>- Yeah.</b>
<b>- She shot him in the face.</b>

880
00:32:35,085 --> 00:32:37,388
<b>- With a cannon.</b>
<b>Look at this guy.</b>

881
00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:39,390
<b>- He looks like [indistinct].</b>
<b>- Stop it!</b>

882
00:32:41,091 --> 00:32:42,359
<b>- No, it's all right. No.</b>

883
00:32:42,426 --> 00:32:44,829
<b>I only see [bleep]</b>
<b>Smurfs everywhere.</b>

884
00:32:44,895 --> 00:32:46,163
<b>- Well, everyone looks</b>
<b>like a Smurf. So.</b>

885
00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:48,265
<b>- Babe, do you see</b>
<b>Mike's face right now?</b>

886
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:50,868
<b>- At least you're not</b>
<b>the only one.</b>

887
00:32:50,935 --> 00:32:52,503
<b>- Yo, your wife shot you</b>
<b>in the face?</b>

888
00:32:52,570 --> 00:32:54,705
<b>- Yeah. [bleep] Papa Smurf.</b>
<b>- What the [bleep]?</b>

889
00:32:54,772 --> 00:32:57,141
<b>Man, give me a hug.</b>
<b>Give me a hug.</b>

890
00:32:57,208 --> 00:32:59,577
<b>- I'm definitely relieved</b>
<b>that Chris is okay.</b>

891
00:32:59,643 --> 00:33:01,045
<b>- You're turning violet,</b>
<b>Violet.</b>

892
00:33:01,111 --> 00:33:03,280
<b>- Now you got a blue face</b>
<b>to match your blue balls.</b>

893
00:33:03,347 --> 00:33:04,415
<b>- You never want</b>
<b>to leave this man.</b>

894
00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:05,583
<b>- No, that [bleep] hurt.</b>

895
00:33:05,649 --> 00:33:07,218
<b>- He's gonna take a shot</b>
<b>for you, girl.</b>

896
00:33:07,284 --> 00:33:09,687
<b>- Yeah, Angelina, I don't know</b>
<b>that you should ever leave him.</b>

897
00:33:09,753 --> 00:33:11,822
<b> </b><b><i>- Damn, it's been a rough</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>couple months for this guy.</i></b>

898
00:33:11,889 --> 00:33:15,860
<b>Poor Chris. I mean, the guy</b>
<b>hasn't gotten laid in a while,</b>

899
00:33:15,993 --> 00:33:17,294
<b>and his wife has a side piece.</b>

900
00:33:17,361 --> 00:33:19,396
<b>- Angelina, have sex</b>
<b>with the man!</b>

901
00:33:19,463 --> 00:33:21,999
<b>- Yo, you gotta give up</b>
<b>the ass or something!</b>

902
00:33:22,066 --> 00:33:24,168
<b>- I don't think Angelina would</b>
<b>have shot her side piece</b>

903
00:33:24,235 --> 00:33:25,669
<b>in Old Bridge in the face.</b>

904
00:33:25,736 --> 00:33:29,573
<b>- Do I look like you right now?</b>
<b>Are we the new Smurfs?</b>

905
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,375
<b>- Damn! Look at him.</b>

906
00:33:31,442 --> 00:33:33,210
<b>You shot him</b>
<b>in the [bleep] face!</b>

907
00:33:33,277 --> 00:33:34,545
<b>- I didn't think it was</b>
<b>gonna turn like that.</b>

908
00:33:34,612 --> 00:33:36,814
<b>- Those things are so powerful.</b>
<b>Look at him!</b>

909
00:33:36,881 --> 00:33:41,285
<b>She shot her [bleep]</b>
<b>husband in the face!</b>

910
00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:44,455
<b>I will die with Alzheimer's</b>
<b>and remember that moment.</b>

911
00:33:45,456 --> 00:33:46,557
<b>- Ahh!</b>

912
00:33:46,624 --> 00:33:48,159
<b>- That is a moment that is,</b>
<b>like,</b>

913
00:33:48,225 --> 00:33:50,427
<b>forever gonna be in my head.</b>

914
00:33:50,494 --> 00:33:52,129
<b>[bleep] shot him in the face.</b>

915
00:33:53,564 --> 00:33:55,199
<b>- Thanks for inviting me</b>
<b>to the Poconos.</b>

916
00:33:55,266 --> 00:33:57,301
<b>- Lauren, look at his tongue.</b>
<b>Look at his tongue.</b>

917
00:33:57,368 --> 00:34:00,371
<b>[laughter]</b>

918
00:34:00,437 --> 00:34:01,672
<b>- I'm glad you find it funny.</b>

919
00:34:01,739 --> 00:34:03,874
<b>[laughter]</b>

920
00:34:03,941 --> 00:34:06,076
<b>- Mother[bleep],</b>
<b>my jacket's dirty again.</b>

921
00:34:06,143 --> 00:34:08,112
<b>- Oh, again!</b>
<b>[laughing]</b>

922
00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:09,680
<b>- Ah!</b>
<b>- Mine too.</b>

923
00:34:09,747 --> 00:34:11,849
<b>- Well, I know a good dry</b>
<b>cleaner, if anyone needs it.</b>

924
00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:13,484
<b>[laughter]</b>

925
00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:14,985
<b>- All right, can we go inside?</b>

926
00:34:15,052 --> 00:34:16,487
<b>- Can we get the [bleep]</b>
<b>out of here?</b>

927
00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:17,688
<b>- Yeah, let's go.</b>
<b>- Yeah, let's get out of here.</b>

928
00:34:17,755 --> 00:34:18,689
<b>- Yo, let's leave</b>
<b>before somebody else</b>

929
00:34:18,756 --> 00:34:19,857
<b>gets shot in the face.</b>

930
00:34:19,990 --> 00:34:20,858
<b>- She shot her husband</b>
<b>in the face.</b>

931
00:34:20,991 --> 00:34:22,026
<b>It's time to go home.</b>

932
00:34:22,092 --> 00:34:23,227
<b>- Do you have</b>
<b>more of the eyewash?</b>

933
00:34:23,294 --> 00:34:24,628
<b>- The [bleep] is going on here?</b>

934
00:34:24,695 --> 00:34:26,597
<b>You can't take these [bleep]</b>
<b>anywhere.</b>

935
00:34:31,294 --> 00:34:33,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You gotta pop the top.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh!</font>

936
00:34:33,030 --> 00:34:34,294
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Ahh!</font>

937
00:34:34,294 --> 00:34:35,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Time to go home, everybody.</font>

938
00:34:35,766 --> 00:34:37,525
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Get out of here.
- Why’d you do that?</font>

939
00:34:37,525 --> 00:34:38,733
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- I didn’t know
it was gonna open!</font>

940
00:34:38,733 --> 00:34:40,931
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I really can’t even see.
\h\h\hShe’s yelling at me.</font>

941
00:34:40,931 --> 00:34:42,228
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Holy [bleep].</font>

942
00:34:42,228 --> 00:34:43,997
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hI don’t even know
what the [bleep] to say.</font>

943
00:34:43,997 --> 00:34:46,667
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Blue face, blue balls,
\h\h\hI got everything.</font>

944
00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:49,700
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- His whole jacket is--
- That was one the craziest</font>

945
00:34:49,700 --> 00:34:51,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hgender reveals
I’ve ever been to.</font>

946
00:34:51,063 --> 00:34:52,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- We gotta get this
dry cleaned for him.</font>

947
00:34:52,832 --> 00:34:54,898
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- And I’ve never been to any.</font>

948
00:34:54,898 --> 00:34:56,558
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my God, honey,
\h\h\hI did it again.</font>

949
00:34:56,558 --> 00:34:58,360
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Well, when your wife says,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlike,</font>

950
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,228
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}something’s not a good idea,</font>

951
00:35:00,228 --> 00:35:02,426
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}will you maybe listen
\h\hto me next time?</font>

952
00:35:02,426 --> 00:35:02,997
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Mm-hmm.</font>

953
00:35:02,997 --> 00:35:05,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}The comeback is always greater
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthan the setback.</font>

954
00:35:05,964 --> 00:35:08,634
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}This might take a couple weeks
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto heal from,</font>

955
00:35:08,634 --> 00:35:10,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}but glory is mine.</font>

956
00:35:10,261 --> 00:35:12,426
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Babe, let’s just pack
\hand get out of here.</font>

957
00:35:12,426 --> 00:35:14,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Are you okay, Chris?
\h\h\h\h\h- Look at me.</font>

958
00:35:14,063 --> 00:35:15,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, my God.
- What did it feel like?</font>

959
00:35:15,832 --> 00:35:17,492
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- It felt like someone
punched me in the face.</font>

960
00:35:17,492 --> 00:35:20,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- All right, relax.
Don’t [bleep] be so dramatic.</font>

961
00:35:20,063 --> 00:35:21,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>Oh, my God, we get it!</i></font>

962
00:35:21,129 --> 00:35:23,459
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I shot you in the face
with a [bleep] cannon.</font>

963
00:35:23,459 --> 00:35:24,360
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You owe me for this one.</font>

964
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,294
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Actually, you know what,
\hdo they have another one?</font>

965
00:35:26,294 --> 00:35:27,667
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You can’t even make
\h\hthis [bleep] up.</font>

966
00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:28,525
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You can’t make it up.</font>

967
00:35:28,525 --> 00:35:30,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}The only way you can sum up
\h\h\h\h\hthe last 24 hours</font>

968
00:35:30,964 --> 00:35:33,667
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}is if the Poconos was
in the Twilight Zone.</font>

969
00:35:33,667 --> 00:35:37,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h<i>\hBitches are [bleep]
trying to kill her husband.</i></font>

970
00:35:37,063 --> 00:35:39,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>Jumping in pools.
</i>\h\h\h[all cheer]</font>

971
00:35:39,964 --> 00:35:42,492
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>Nicole’s falling off stage.</i></font>

972
00:35:42,492 --> 00:35:44,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hall: Oh!
- Oh, my God!</font>

973
00:35:44,129 --> 00:35:45,931
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Like, I just--I need
\h\h\h\h\h\hto go home.</font>

974
00:35:45,931 --> 00:35:47,865
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hI need to get out
of the Twilight Zone.</font>

975
00:35:47,865 --> 00:35:49,558
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ Say that you’ll be here ♪</i></font>

976
00:35:49,558 --> 00:35:53,634
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ Say that you’ll be here
</i>\h\h\h\h\h<i>\htill the end ♪</i></font>

977
00:35:53,634 --> 00:35:55,228
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[soft music]</i></font>

978
00:35:55,228 --> 00:35:56,195
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You all packed?</font>

979
00:35:56,195 --> 00:35:59,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m all packed.
\h\h- All right.</font>

980
00:35:59,766 --> 00:36:00,459
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Let’s do it.</font>

981
00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:02,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my God, you still have
\h\h\h\h\h\hthe blue face on.</font>

982
00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:03,426
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- I know, honey.
We gotta get out of here.</font>

983
00:36:03,426 --> 00:36:05,360
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You look like Braveheart.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- It’s a boy.</font>

984
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,634
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I feel like this was one
\hof our better vacations.</font>

985
00:36:08,634 --> 00:36:10,393
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- I think so.
- What a trip.</font>

986
00:36:10,393 --> 00:36:11,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Great success.
\h\h\h\h\h- Yep.</font>

987
00:36:11,766 --> 00:36:13,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We poked our nose
\hin the Poconos.</font>

988
00:36:13,799 --> 00:36:15,865
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- This vacation was once
</i>\h\h\h\h<i>\hin a lifetime.</i></font>

989
00:36:15,865 --> 00:36:18,898
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hThe roommates went above
and beyond for my birthday.</font>

990
00:36:18,898 --> 00:36:22,898
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Happy Birthday!
\h\h\hall: Whoo!</font>

991
00:36:23,096 --> 00:36:26,898
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- The wrestling match
\h\hwas unbelievable.</font>

992
00:36:27,525 --> 00:36:29,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}all: Oh!</font>

993
00:36:30,525 --> 00:36:32,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I loved meeting Saffabear.</font>

994
00:36:32,832 --> 00:36:34,898
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Cheers to
the new happy couple.</font>

995
00:36:34,898 --> 00:36:35,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Yes.
- Thank you.</font>

996
00:36:35,799 --> 00:36:37,327
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Nice to meet you guys, too.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Cheers.</font>

997
00:36:37,327 --> 00:36:40,327
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Living our best life
\h\h\h\hin the Poconos.</font>

998
00:36:40,327 --> 00:36:44,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Oh, [bleep].
- [bleep]. [bleep].</font>

999
00:36:45,195 --> 00:36:46,997
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}all: Ah!
\h[cheer]</font>

1000
00:36:46,997 --> 00:36:49,459
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I mean, you could put us
\h\h\h\hin a cardboard box,</font>

1001
00:36:49,459 --> 00:36:50,591
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hand we would
have a good time.</font>

1002
00:36:50,591 --> 00:36:52,733
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hBut this vacation
was once in a lifetime.</font>

1003
00:36:52,733 --> 00:36:54,228
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- We have a lot
of things to come.</font>

1004
00:36:54,228 --> 00:36:56,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- We do.
- We do. Two babies.</font>

1005
00:36:56,261 --> 00:36:57,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Two babies, a wedding.</font>

1006
00:36:57,766 --> 00:37:00,492
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- A divorce.
\h\h\h- What?</font>

1007
00:37:00,492 --> 00:37:01,558
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Does [bleep] look blue
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto you?</font>

1008
00:37:01,558 --> 00:37:03,634
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hIt’s blue, right?
- You’re just seeing [bleep].</font>

1009
00:37:03,634 --> 00:37:04,591
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Come on, babe.</font>

1010
00:37:04,591 --> 00:37:07,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Kiss me.
- No! Jerk!</font>

1011
00:37:07,096 --> 00:37:08,865
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah, I wonder if,
\h\hby the next time</font>

1012
00:37:08,865 --> 00:37:11,931
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwe get a place,
if they’ll be together or not.</font>

1013
00:37:11,931 --> 00:37:14,294
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m not a therapist, but...
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I mean.</font>

1014
00:37:14,294 --> 00:37:15,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Come on.
- Let’s go.</font>

1015
00:37:15,832 --> 00:37:18,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Whoo-hoo!
- We got a long ride home.</font>

1016
00:37:18,799 --> 00:37:21,426
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- What a fun way
of ending the trip.</font>

1017
00:37:21,865 --> 00:37:23,492
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah, I wouldn’t call it fun.</font>

1018
00:37:23,492 --> 00:37:25,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCome on.
The most dangerous baby shower</font>

1019
00:37:25,261 --> 00:37:26,865
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hI’ve been to,
I will tell you that.</font>

1020
00:37:26,865 --> 00:37:27,700
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, [bleep] you.</font>

1021
00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:29,733
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m hoping that when
Chris and I get home</font>

1022
00:37:29,733 --> 00:37:31,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hwe could figure
our [bleep] out,</font>

1023
00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:34,591
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hgo to therapy,
and things will get better</i></font>

1024
00:37:34,591 --> 00:37:35,667
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>between Chris and I.</i></font>

1025
00:37:35,667 --> 00:37:37,898
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hI’m really praying
for the best. I really am.</font>

1026
00:37:37,898 --> 00:37:40,393
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You gonna get [bleep]
blinded by Papa Smurf.</font>

1027
00:37:40,393 --> 00:37:41,733
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Shut up.</font>

1028
00:37:41,733 --> 00:37:43,898
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We just wanted to come
\h\h\h\h\h\hand say bye.</font>

1029
00:37:43,898 --> 00:37:46,733
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Nice meeting you too.
- You are such a trooper.</font>

1030
00:37:46,733 --> 00:37:47,393
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Thank you.</font>

1031
00:37:47,393 --> 00:37:48,591
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Leaving the resort,
\h\hit’s bittersweet.</font>

1032
00:37:48,591 --> 00:37:50,558
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h<i>\hI’m gonna miss everybody.
And I know that the next time</i></font>

1033
00:37:50,558 --> 00:37:53,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>\hI see everybody, like,
they’re gonna have kids,</i></font>

1034
00:37:53,129 --> 00:37:54,492
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>and the family’s
gonna be bigger.</i></font>

1035
00:37:54,492 --> 00:37:56,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}But I get to go home
\h\h\h\hwith Saffire.</font>

1036
00:37:56,096 --> 00:37:56,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We had an amazing trip.</font>

1037
00:37:56,964 --> 00:37:59,195
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>I’m excited to see where
</i>\h\h\h<i>\hwe go from here.</i></font>

1038
00:37:59,195 --> 00:38:02,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hLet’s go, baby.
- Thanks, honeybun.</font>

1039
00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:06,393
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Our keys are deactivated.
\h\h\h\hIt’s time to leave.</font>

1040
00:38:06,393 --> 00:38:07,558
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Let’s ride out.
- Come on, babe.</font>

1041
00:38:07,558 --> 00:38:09,591
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- We’re coming.
- Peace out, Poconos.</font>

1042
00:38:09,591 --> 00:38:11,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hIt’s been real.
- Where is Nicole?</font>

1043
00:38:11,766 --> 00:38:13,228
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I don’t know.</font>

1044
00:38:13,228 --> 00:38:14,228
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [snoring]</font>

1045
00:38:14,228 --> 00:38:16,360
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m out this bitch.
\h- We’re on the way.</font>

1046
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Bye, main piece.
- Bye, side piece.</font>

1047
00:38:19,096 --> 00:38:21,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- I am sad to see
this vacation end.</font>

1048
00:38:21,129 --> 00:38:24,558
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>\hBut there’s still so much
stuff, like, on the horizon.</i></font>

1049
00:38:24,558 --> 00:38:25,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ ♪</i></font>

1050
00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:27,426
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ Living my best life
</i>\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hevery day ♪</i></font>

1051
00:38:27,426 --> 00:38:30,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Love you.
- Be careful. Love you.</font>

1052
00:38:30,129 --> 00:38:31,195
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- I am ready to get to LA</i></font>

1053
00:38:31,195 --> 00:38:33,492
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hand start
my bicoastal lifestyle.</i></font>

1054
00:38:33,492 --> 00:38:35,525
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- It just hit me
that he was leaving.</font>

1055
00:38:35,525 --> 00:38:38,591
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- We got two babies
that need to be born.</font>

1056
00:38:38,591 --> 00:38:40,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [chuckling]
- All righty.</font>

1057
00:38:40,964 --> 00:38:42,294
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[indistinct]</font>

1058
00:38:42,294 --> 00:38:43,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- He’s got a cute face, honey.</font>

1059
00:38:43,766 --> 00:38:45,634
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ Living my best life
</i>\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hevery day ♪</i></font>

1060
00:38:45,634 --> 00:38:46,327
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ ♪</i></font>

1061
00:38:46,327 --> 00:38:49,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- I know I’m officially
Big Daddy Sitch right now.</font>

1062
00:38:49,261 --> 00:38:51,327
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Jenni is getting married
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hagain.</font>

1063
00:38:51,327 --> 00:38:52,997
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Are we ever gonna
\h\h\hget married?</font>

1064
00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:53,700
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- So, Hawaii?</font>

1065
00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:56,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- It’s either that or, like,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hItaly or Spain.</font>

1066
00:38:56,063 --> 00:38:58,228
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Will Angelina and Chris
\h\h\h\h\h\hget divorced?</font>

1067
00:38:58,228 --> 00:39:00,997
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- "Regarding a divorce
\hto be secured in this</font>

1068
00:39:00,997 --> 00:39:02,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}or any other jurisdiction."</font>

1069
00:39:02,096 --> 00:39:04,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, divorce?</i></font>

1070
00:39:04,766 --> 00:39:06,426
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- There’s never a dull moment
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith us.</font>

1071
00:39:06,426 --> 00:39:08,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I want the full experience
\h\h\h\h\h\hof the placentas.</font>

1072
00:39:08,964 --> 00:39:11,492
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Is this considered cannibalism?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No.</font>

1073
00:39:11,492 --> 00:39:13,898
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Our first drink together
\h\h\h\hin like two years.</font>

1074
00:39:13,898 --> 00:39:16,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Cheers to a meatball day.</font>

1075
00:39:16,096 --> 00:39:16,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ ♪</i></font>

1076
00:39:16,799 --> 00:39:19,997
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ Living my best life
</i>\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hevery day ♪</i></font>

1077
00:39:19,997 --> 00:39:20,558
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Ahh!</font>

1078
00:39:20,558 --> 00:39:23,492
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Get out.
It’s like to my asshole.</font>

1079
00:39:23,492 --> 00:39:26,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, [bleep]. What is that?</font>

1080
00:39:26,063 --> 00:39:28,525
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h<i>\h- Can’t wait.
This is what we do.</i></font>

1081
00:39:28,525 --> 00:39:34,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ ♪</i></font>

1082
00:39:34,063 --> 00:39:36,426
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}To LA we go.</font>

1083
00:39:36,426 --> 00:39:38,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Warm weather, beaches.</font>

1084
00:39:38,766 --> 00:39:39,997
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Bye, Poconos!</font>

1085
00:39:39,997 --> 00:39:41,195
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- One last kiss in the Poconos?</font>

1086
00:39:41,195 --> 00:39:45,228
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- One last kiss in the Poconos.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- [chuckling]</font>

1087
00:39:45,228 --> 00:39:47,997
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- It’s a boy!</font>

1088
00:39:48,865 --> 00:39:51,700
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- Where’d everybody go?
</i>\h\h<i>\hWhat’s happening?</i></font>

1089
00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:52,931
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>Jenni?</i></font>

1090
00:39:52,931 --> 00:39:56,360
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ Living my best life
</i>\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hevery day ♪</i></font>

1091
00:39:58,557 --> 00:40:00,689
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ MTV ♪</i></font>

1092
00:40:00,689 --> 00:40:01,392
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- My body hurts.</font>

1093
00:40:01,392 --> 00:40:03,887
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You faceplanted
\hoff the stage.</font>

1094
00:40:03,887 --> 00:40:05,920
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Oh!
- Man down!</font>

1095
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:06,854
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No recollection.</font>

1096
00:40:06,854 --> 00:40:08,491
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- The next chapter
\h\hof this journey</font>

1097
00:40:08,491 --> 00:40:11,821
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}is our gender reveal
\h\hon the last day.</font>

1098
00:40:11,821 --> 00:40:14,425
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- Everybody knows it’s a boy.</i></font>

1099
00:40:14,425 --> 00:40:15,085
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, my God!</font>

1100
00:40:15,085 --> 00:40:17,458
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- It’s a boy!
The wall has landed, okay?</font>

1101
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:21,425
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- So tired of the wall.
- I want to run through a wall</font>

1102
00:40:21,425 --> 00:40:25,118
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and have it explode
\ha specific color.</font>

1103
00:40:25,491 --> 00:40:28,491
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I want to hold a surprise</font>

1104
00:40:28,491 --> 00:40:30,326
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}dual baby shower
on our last day.</font>

1105
00:40:30,326 --> 00:40:33,052
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I hope stuff don’t pop off
\h\h\h\h\hat the baby shower.</font>

1106
00:40:33,052 --> 00:40:35,821
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I hope not. Like, come on.</font>

1107
00:40:36,227 --> 00:40:37,194
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- She’s so lucky she’s drunk.</font>

1108
00:40:37,194 --> 00:40:39,656
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- "Oh, she’s so lucky."
Are you gonna fight me?</font>

1109
00:40:39,656 --> 00:40:40,788
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- When she’s Dren,
\hshe’s two people.</font>

1110
00:40:40,788 --> 00:40:44,854
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Most concerning thing to me
is what she said to my husband.</font>

1111
00:40:44,854 --> 00:40:46,194
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You treat him like
\h\h\h\hdog [bleep].</font>

1112
00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:48,425
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I hope one day you find
\ha respectable woman.</font>

1113
00:40:48,425 --> 00:40:51,151
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You need to tell her
\h\hhow you truly feel.</font>

1114
00:40:51,151 --> 00:40:51,953
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Now, party’s here.</font>

1115
00:40:51,953 --> 00:40:53,392
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hJust, like--
<i>[bomb falls, explodes]</i></font>

1116
00:40:53,392 --> 00:40:55,788
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>It’s time to diffuse
</i>\h\h\h\h<i>\hthis bomb.</i></font>

1117
00:40:55,788 --> 00:40:56,854
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- R.
- S.</font>

1118
00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:57,788
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- V.
- P.</font>