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all: The family's back!
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- Can you help me
with a speech?
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- I am feeling
a little bit of pressure
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putting on a whole
talent show for Jenni's party.
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- So I'm just gonna walk up
there with a microphone
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and just be like,
"Hey, you [bleep] assholes."
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- Wow.
- We're gonna get [bleep] up.
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[laughs]
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- She's on another level, dude.
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- Like, this is not
gonna end well.
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- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
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♪ Let's party, get loud ♪
- Yeah, buddy!
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- The Situation
is under construction.
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- This might not have
been the best idea.
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- We're so classy now.
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- On the seventh day,
it'll be lit.
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- Get the frig out of here,
you crazy!
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- Um, hello?
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- ♪ If you wanna have fun,
then do something crazy ♪
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- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
back to the...
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Come on, Mike!
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- Go, Mike.
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- He's throwing the tendies.
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- There's something
really yummy in this.
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It's better
than your wife
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at being an asshole to you.
- I had one.
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Angelina.
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- What in the actual [bleep]?
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It's taking every ounce of me
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to not say
what I really want to say.
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- It's, like, a piece of crab.
- Can you take it out, please?
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- You're gonna smell
like a fish stick.
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- She's so lucky she's drunk.
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- Oh, "She's so lucky."
Are you gonna fight me?
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- Oh, my frickin' God.
Dren is on one tonight.
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- Stop being like that today.
- Come here. Turn around.
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- She's fine.
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- Just change
into these things?
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- No, no. You're just you.
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Listen, it's always a disaster
when Dren comes out.
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- Ahh!
- Oh, my God. Ow.
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- No!
- Oh, my God.
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- Oh, my God. Snooki just ran
into the bush face-first.
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- Oh, my God.
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- I'm pissing.
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Angelina.
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- But this is crazy
even from Dren.
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- Come. Let's go backstage,
and we'll talk.
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We can bring
Uncle Nino his wine.
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Come on. Let's go.
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- Going to the back.
- Hi, Saffabear.
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- We're best friends now.
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- She's got a thing, like,
when she's drunk, man.
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- You get my text?
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- Mm-mm. Let me look.
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- I am so thankful
for Angelina.
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She didn't react to Nicole.
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Angelina kept her cool.
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I want you to have a good time.
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- I am. I'm fine.
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- Get it, Vin.
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- This is gonna be a disaster.
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- Vin, I'm so proud of you.
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- I gotta get this Poconos
talent show back on track.
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[upbeat jazzy music]
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- Oh!
- Oh, my God.
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- Whoo Vinny!
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- Go, Vin.
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- What is he doing?
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- The [bleep]?
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You know what I mean?
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Like, you can't make
this [bleep] up.
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[upbeat music]
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- What is happening?
- What the hell's happening?
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- Eww.
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- He's so [bleep] creepy.
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- Obviously, I do Chippendales,
so I'm used to, like,
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learning choreography
on the fly.
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I mean, look at those moves.
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Just, like, rolling with
the rhythm of the wind.
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I've never seen anything
more beautiful in my life.
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- Oh, he's so stupid.
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[laughter]
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- I don't know
what Vinny is doing.
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- Poor Vinny.
- But it's kind of funny.
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- I don't know.
- Ooh, he's moonwalking.
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- [laughs]
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- I missed you guys.
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Welcome back to the...
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Our next act,
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he's my favorite Puerto Rican
from Porter Ranch.
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Give it up for Ronnie Magro.
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[cheers and applause]
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- There he is. There he is.
- Hey, Ronnie.
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Oh, we have a special bear
photographer in the building.
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- Oh, the bear, babe.
Can I dress in that?
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Can I put this on?
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- All right, Ronnie.
Show us what you got.
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How does a photo shoot go?
Look, we had to be creative
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in thinking
of Ronnie's talent.
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And Ronnie does these,
like, really funny,
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embarrassing photo shoots
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where he just looks confused
all the time.
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So we had Ronnie act out one
of his Instagram photo shoots
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for us live, in person.
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He's confused.
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[laughter]
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- Oh!
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- This man looks confused
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for a living, and his receipts
are on his social medias.
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- He doesn't know
what's going on,
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what day of the week it is,
what planet he's on.
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- What the [bleep]?
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Ronnie's walking,
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and Saffa's taking pictures
of him in a bear suit.
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What is this,
some [bleep]-up porn?
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- [laughs]
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- Work it, girl.
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Ronnie don't know anything.
I love it.
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Ronnie Magro,
ladies and gentlemen.
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- What kind of present is this?
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- I'm getting ready! [bleep].
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- Hurry up.
- Look. I'm a showman.
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Like, I want to be prepared,
and I want to do this right.
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And I want to,
you know, of course,
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make everybody laugh.
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It's a process. It's not easy,
but this is my forte.
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I'm in my groove now.
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[quirky music]
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- Oh, my God.
- He's so stupid.
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- Oh, man.
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- The cake pops
got no distance.
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- You never think that Vinny
can outdo his creepiness
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until he proves to you that
he can outdo his creepiness.
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[laughter]
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- Oh, my God.
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[laughter]
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- Welcome,
ladies and gentlemen, to the...
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- He's so stupid.
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- Up next is someone else,
because we had...
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[laughter]
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- Oh, my God.
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- Uncle Nino.
- Mwah!
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- Nino. Nino.
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- [inaudible].
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- We are watching the weirdest
birthday present in America.
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I don't know who's more drunk,
him or [bleep] Nicole.
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- Yeah.
We're moonwalking.
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Yeah, Uncle Nino. Whoo!
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- Oh, man.
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- God bless America.
God bless America.
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- That was good.
- [laughs]
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- All right. You ready?
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- Yeah. I can do that.
- Okay. Yeah.
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- Bitch, like, I haven't done
a talent show in so long.
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I'm drunk.
I don't know what's happening,
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and I don't know
where I'm going, so...
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- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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- Vinny. Vinny. Vinny.
- [bleep].
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- Chooch!
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- I'm gonna cut
that jump rope, before
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this [bleep] vacation's over.
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I'm over it.
I don't give a [bleep].
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Like, I can't look at
that [bleep] jump rope anymore.
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- I think the girls' gym
is next door.
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I think women's
aerobics is across the street.
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- Who brings their jump rope
to dinner?
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- Me.
- Got his jump rope, babe.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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- I hate it.
I want to strangle him with it.
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[upbeat music]
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- Chooch.
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You suck!
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- Okay. Welcome, ladies
and gentlemen, to the...
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- All right. We get it.
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- Give it up for Nicole
"Snooki" Polizzi.
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- Whee!
- With a cheerleading thing.
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all: Whoo!
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- Yeah!
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- Whoo!
- Oh, [bleep].
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- She doesn't look too light
on her feet.
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- I mean, at this point,
I don't know if I,
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like, do a split.
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I'm like, "Jenni?"
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- Whoo!
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- What the [bleep]
is she doing?
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Oh, [bleep].
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all: Oh!
- Oh, my God.
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She went down.
- Oh, my God. Is she okay?
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- Oh, my God.
- Is she okay?
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- She needs a medic.
She needs a medic.
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- Show must go on.
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- [laughs]
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- I feel like I'm hallucinating
right now
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watching what I'm watching.
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Oh, my God.
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- [clears throat]
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My throat's all [bleep] up.
I'm sorry.
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I haven't sucked [bleep]
in a while.
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- What?
- Oh, wow.
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- Wow. I think this speech
is gonna be
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a lot worse than
I ever thought it would be.
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- [inaudible].
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- Let's just go. Do it.
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- Nicole is still [bleep]
raging.
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- Can someone pick me up?
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Bye, losers.
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- ♪ I'm a bad girl ♪
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♪ I'm a bad girl,
I'ma I'ma bad girl ♪
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- ♪ Drinkin' smokin' dancin' ♪
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- Welcome, ladies
and gentlemen, to the...
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Give it up for Nicole
"Snooki" Polizzi!
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[together]
Whoo!
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- I want to prove that, girl,
I still got it,
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so I'm gonna do
what I gotta do.
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I'm gonna show Jenni, like,
my cheerleading skills.
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- Whoo!
- Oh, [bleep].
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all: Oh!
- Oh, my God.
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- She went down.
- Oh, my God. Is she okay?
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- Oh, my God.
- Are you okay?
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- She needs a medic.
Yo, take her to the hospital.
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Nicole comes out. One step.
Two step. Her third step?
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- Ahh!
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- Boom.
She drops from the stage.
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Now, this is a four-foot stage.
She's only four foot tall.
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- Are you okay?
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- She just face-planted.
- I can't.
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[laughs]
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- She's just--
she just [bleep] fell.
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- Ahh!
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- Misses the whole staircase.
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She didn't even try.
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I can't. I can't.
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- Do we have an EMT
in the building?
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- God has a weird way
of giving people karma.
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- [laughs]
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She [bleep].
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- I feel like Jenni's
gonna want to kill me,
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because I'm so embarrassing,
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but, like,
happy birthday, bitch.
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- I'm fine. I'm fine.
- Are you okay?
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- She's fine!
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- Are you good?
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- Oh, my God.
- This is too perfect.
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- Yeah!
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- Bitch springs back up
and starts cartwheeling away
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like nothing happened.
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- The show must go on.
- Nicole!
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- I can't.
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- Yeah!
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00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:13,044
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
252
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:18,350
- Whoo!
253
00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,385
- This is pretty impressive.
254
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,954
- I have a cramp.
255
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:27,192
- Her legs are rubber. I guess
meatballs don't break bones.
256
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,194
Meatballs do not break bones.
257
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,563
We got a meatball cleanup
aisle six.
258
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:34,165
Meatball cleanup aisle six.
259
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:38,970
- Man down!
- Oh, God.
260
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,505
I can't catch my breath!
261
00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:44,542
- Finally, I think she's done.
Thank God.
262
00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,244
- We need a medic.
Somebody help her.
263
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,213
- Is that the grand finale?
264
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,415
- Oh, there she is.
She's back up.
265
00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:51,783
- She's like
the Energizer Bunny.
266
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,352
She keeps going
and going and going and going.
267
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:55,754
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Babe.
268
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,022
- Babe, please stay near her.
269
00:10:57,124 --> 00:11:00,825
[laughs]
270
00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:03,294
She just--
- Oh, my God.
271
00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:05,096
- Babe, please stop her.
272
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:08,266
Zack, go get her.
273
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:09,668
Oh!
274
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,870
- I feel like I'm hallucinating
right now
275
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,538
watching what I'm watching.
276
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,840
- She just doesn't...
277
00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:17,542
- Man down!
- Oh, my God.
278
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:20,111
- Nicole's talent in
the talent show
279
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,614
was recreating,
"Where's the beach?"
280
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:25,717
- Where's the beach?
281
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:29,454
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
282
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,122
There's a titty out.
We got a titty out.
283
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:34,793
- All right.
- We got a titty out.
284
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:39,030
- She just doesn't...
- What do I do?
285
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:42,067
- I just don't know if this
is Nicole's finest moment.
286
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:43,334
- Oh, her titty's out?
287
00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:46,438
- Looks a little cold
out there.
288
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:50,341
- Okay, okay.
- I'm fine! I'm fine!
289
00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:52,544
- Do you think KFC's
still open?
290
00:11:52,646 --> 00:11:54,045
- What do we actually
do with her?
291
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,547
- I'm fine.
- I don't know.
292
00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:57,549
- Oh, my God.
293
00:11:57,651 --> 00:12:00,685
That was the funniest thing
I've ever seen in my life.
294
00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:02,187
- Put her--put her over here.
295
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:05,924
- Bro, she has nine lives.
296
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,592
- Okay.
297
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,895
- I'm fine.
298
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,130
Thank you, everybody!
299
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,998
- Yay.
- Thank you, everyone.
300
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,767
- I love you. That was
the best performance ever.
301
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,869
- Thank you.
- God, I miss Nicole.
302
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,405
This is what I miss.
This is the missing piece.
303
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,841
This is the best birthday
present ever.
304
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:26,444
You can't get better
than [bleep].
305
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,947
- The show must go on.
- Thank you.
306
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,316
- This has been one
of the wildest nights...
307
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,085
- Whoo!
- On record. To be honest,
308
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,920
I'm a bit afraid
of what's gonna happen next.
309
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:37,655
- Angelina's next.
310
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:38,923
- ♪ When you this fly ♪
311
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:41,593
- That gave Angelina
a hard act to follow.
312
00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:42,727
- Vin.
313
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,529
- Just stand to the side
of the stage.
314
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,765
- My speech is up next, and
I'm [bleep] nerve-racked.
315
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,299
Like, who the hell knows
what she's gonna do?
316
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,502
Are they gonna throw tomatoes
at me? I don't even know.
317
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:53,071
These people are crazy, so I'm
a little--a little nervous.
318
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,707
- Come on. Don't mess with me.
319
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:58,910
- I'm, like, re-reading the
speech over and over again,
320
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,679
and my nerves are getting worse
and worse, because listen,
321
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:04,249
I want to make sure this makes
Jenni laugh a little bit.
322
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:07,886
- Is everyone having
a good evening? Whoo.
323
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,321
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,
to the...
324
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,696
She is the dump to my island.
325
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,832
She just flew here
on her broomstick.
326
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:23,434
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Staten Island Ferry
327
00:13:23,537 --> 00:13:25,804
has a special message
for Jenni JWOWW Farley.
328
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:29,741
Give it up for Angelina
Pivarnick Larangeira.
329
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:33,545
[cheers and applause]
330
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,947
- As I see Angelina
going to the podium,
331
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,583
I'll be honest. I'm a little
nervous right now, mm-hmm.
332
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,118
Yeah. I'm a lot of nervous.
333
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,053
- Hi, Angelina.
- Hey.
334
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:45,790
- You're an angel.
- Thank you.
335
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:47,959
- If this talent show
couldn't get any worse,
336
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,762
Angelina is about
to give a speech
337
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:54,432
to be the most disastrous
finale in talent show history.
338
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:55,667
- Can you help me
with a speech?
339
00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:57,068
'Cause I can't do it alone.
340
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,437
I think I overdid
my [bleep] speech.
341
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,006
- This four paragraphs is about
the same [bleep] thing.
342
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:05,076
- [clears throat]
343
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,512
[exhales]
344
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,814
[clears throat]
345
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:10,982
- My throat's all [bleep] up.
I'm sorry.
346
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,450
I haven't sucked [bleep]
in a while.
347
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:16,921
- What?
- Oh, wow.
348
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,022
- Wow.
349
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,525
- [bleep] My life, man.
- Wow.
350
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,727
I think this speech
is gonna be a lot worse than
351
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,062
I ever thought it would be.
352
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,497
Jenni, where are you at?
Oh, there you are.
353
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,669
- ♪ I heard you
a little nasty throw see ♪
354
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:32,704
♪ [indistinct]
from the studio ♪
355
00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:33,838
♪ Back it up on the flow ♪
356
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,374
- Welcome, ladies
and gentlemen, to the...
357
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,215
If this talent show
couldn't get any worse,
358
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:47,151
Angelina is about
to give a speech
359
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:50,889
to be the most disastrous
finale in talent show history.
360
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,224
- [clears throat]
361
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,525
My throat's all [bleep] up.
I'm sorry.
362
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:55,994
I haven't sucked [bleep]
in a while.
363
00:14:56,096 --> 00:15:00,198
- What?
- Oh, wow.
364
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,634
- [bleep] my life, man.
- Who said that?
365
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,837
- This speech right here
could ruin all the progress
366
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,672
from the past couple months,
367
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,742
and all eyes are
on Angeliners right now.
368
00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:12,543
- Jenni, where are you at?
Oh, there you are.
369
00:15:12,646 --> 00:15:15,280
Well, it's your birthday! Whoo!
370
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:16,648
[cheers and applause]
371
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,082
- I love birthdays.
372
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,118
- Everyone should really
try the cake.
373
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:23,454
It's flavored with Funfetti,
vanilla frosting,
374
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:26,691
and my asshole.
375
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:27,892
Sorry, Mike.
376
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,961
[bleep]. I didn't mean
to do that to you.
377
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,930
You know, I know how you love
Funfettis and everything.
378
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,598
- She stuck her ass on...
- What the [bleep]?
379
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:38,469
- Funfetti cake. No!
380
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,972
- Come on. You ruined a cake!
381
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,941
- [laughs]
382
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,909
- Jenni, Jenni, Jenni.
383
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:47,545
We all remember your speech
that you gave at my wedding.
384
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:53,384
I haven't seen a bombing that
[bleep] bad since World War II.
385
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,452
What the [bleep]?
386
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,955
- Oh, my God.
- No.
387
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,623
- World War II.
Do you know what that means?
388
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,024
Like, your bombing
was worse than that.
389
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,759
That's [bleep] crazy.
390
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,361
- I'm so embarrassed.
391
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,429
[laughter]
392
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:05,763
- That's saying a lot.
393
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,598
- I am too drunk
for this [bleep].
394
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:09,901
[laughter]
395
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:13,137
- I don't know where Angelina's
going with her speech,
396
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,239
but it's just very messy.
397
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:18,876
- No wonder why I am
the dump to your island.
398
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,178
You dumped that [bleep] bomb
399
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,546
right into
my wedding reception,
400
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,215
and it lasted for ten
full [bleep] months.
401
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,616
I didn't stop hearing about it.
402
00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:26,617
[bleep] My life.
Thank God it's over.
403
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,052
- You missed the punch line.
404
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,621
Angelina doesn't know
delivery.
405
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,223
She doesn't know tone.
406
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,925
I gave Angelina, like,
one good joke,
407
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,927
and she can't even
deliver it the right way.
408
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,562
- I might fart
in a little bit, actually.
409
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,297
- I'm gonna kill myself.
410
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,499
- I want to take Uncle Nino's
cane
411
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,468
and just, like,
hook her off the stage.
412
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:47,438
- Jenni, can I fart on you,
'cause it's your birthday?
413
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,673
You won't let me
touch your tits.
414
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,208
Can I just [bleep]
fart on you at least?
415
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,844
- [bleep] It's the dump.
That's the dump talking.
416
00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:54,879
That's the...
417
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,849
- As Angelina's giving
her speech,
418
00:16:57,951 --> 00:17:02,420
I don't think I'm that nervous
anymore as concerned.
419
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,590
- Jenni, my husband, he told me
that you're [bleep] fiancé
420
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,359
is a size 15 shoe.
Is that true?
421
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:12,130
Oh, my God.
That's huge. Damn.
422
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,432
- You're great.
Keep--keep going.
423
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,068
- I don't know what the [bleep]
is happening.
424
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,604
This is a [bleep] show.
425
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,906
- You must really be sucking
that thing good, boy.
426
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:25,276
- Oh, my...
- What is happening?
427
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,111
- That wasn't the punch line,
you idiot.
428
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:30,515
- Stop sucking. Stop [bleep].
Have a baby.
429
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:31,883
- Oh, my God. Help me.
430
00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:36,020
- Zack, where do I begin?
431
00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:39,490
- Save her! Save her!
- Hold on.
432
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,360
- It's very apparent that
Vinny worked so hard
433
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,362
on this talent show tonight.
434
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,396
- Just get to the sentimental
part.
435
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,864
- All right. Stop, relax.
436
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:50,635
- But it's also very apparent
that Angelina's worked
437
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,603
just as hard to ruin it.
438
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,138
- Turn the mic off.
- Come on!
439
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,340
- Wait.
Can I say the one--Jenni,
440
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,543
you seriously
are a role model to me--
441
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,178
- Which at the end of the day
442
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,548
might make everyone laugh and
might be just what we needed.
443
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,850
- But no. Seriously, I want
to wish you guys the best.
444
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,786
Seeing you and your kids
this trip makes me look up
445
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,088
to you
as a mother, a person,
446
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,657
friend, businesswoman,
and a speech-giver.
447
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,125
Actually,
forget that speech-giver part.
448
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,493
We both [bleep] suck.
449
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,861
Let's just be honest.
[bleep] am I doing up here?
450
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,062
I'm only doing this
for you, bitch.
451
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,530
- True.
- Thanks, Ang.
452
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,432
- You should remember this.
This is how much I love you.
453
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,901
We've made so much progress,
in my opinion.
454
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,770
We went from enemies
to frenemies,
455
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,805
and I'm hoping,
instead of being frenemies,
456
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,308
we can actually try and be
real friends going forward.
457
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,276
Please, everybody,
raise your glasses up,
458
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:33,878
and let's cheers
to the soon-to-be
459
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:37,982
Mr. and Mrs. 24.
Happy birthday. Whoo!
460
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,818
- Thank you, Ang.
That was--I'm proud of you.
461
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:41,886
- Mwah.
462
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,287
- Angelina Pivarnick,
everybody.
463
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:44,856
- Why are you still calling me
my other last name?
464
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,691
- Larangeira.
- Asshole.
465
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:50,061
- Don't put Larangeira
on that speech.
466
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,929
- All right, everybody. I hope
everyone had a good night.
467
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:54,198
Happy birthday, Jenni.
Thank you.
468
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,601
This was literally the biggest
[bleep] show--literally show--
469
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,804
that I've ever seen in my life,
but I'm kind of proud of it.
470
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:02,240
Like, it was kind of
like a beautiful disaster.
471
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,841
Like, it made everybody laugh,
472
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:07,311
and it was like the worst
best thing I've ever seen.
473
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,346
- Happy...
- Thank you.
474
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:09,580
- Birthday, bitch.
- Thank you.
475
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,249
That was really sweet.
Best birthday ever.
476
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:15,186
- Whoo!
- Boo this man! Boo this man!
477
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,889
- Everybody.
- Get him with an empanada.
478
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:22,527
- Get him, baby!
- Come on. Go DJ.
479
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,196
- This talent show has been
a weird, crazy mess.
480
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,465
- Pauly's about to DJ.
- It brings back memories.
481
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,033
I need to turn this whole,
entire place
482
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,535
into a makeshift Karma.
483
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:34,038
[upbeat music]
484
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,707
- Come on. Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go.
485
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,409
- Mic check. One two. One two.
486
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,411
- Pauly, hit it, buddy.
487
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,413
- Never did I ever think
that first summer
488
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,749
when we were partying at Karma
we'd still be here
489
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:49,320
12 years later
doing it in the Poconos.
490
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:52,390
- Whoo!
491
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,525
- Even though Zack wasn't
around in the Karma days,
492
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,061
I feel like he's getting a
little taste
493
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:58,563
of what it's like.
494
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,398
I will have to say
this is the best birthday
495
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,466
hands down that I've ever had.
496
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,835
- We're taking it back
to Karma one time.
497
00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:07,838
Who's trying to beat the beat
up with DJ Pauly D? Let's go!
498
00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:09,473
all: Yeah!
499
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,276
- It's so fun to be able to,
like, dance with my roomies.
500
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,312
Kind of, like, be back
to normal, for a second.
501
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,448
And even though we're all
90 years old, we still got it.
502
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,150
- First we start off
banging the ground.
503
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:21,085
We're banging it
as the beat fills.
504
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,354
- Bring it up!
505
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,190
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
506
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,659
all: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
507
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,094
- Whoo!
508
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,762
- That beat's hitting us,
and we're fighting back.
509
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,098
It's like we beat up
that beat.
510
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,267
[all shouting]
511
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,669
- Yes, bitch. Like, this is why
I came here,
512
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,338
because obviously
I love my roomies.
513
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,274
But also, like, I want everyone
to have a good [bleep] time.
514
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:46,244
It's time to get wild.
Let's go.
515
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,979
all: Whoo!
- Hey. Hey. Hey.
516
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,981
- You can't make
this story up, man.
517
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:53,618
And remember I think
[inaudible].
518
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,254
I would like to say
that I want this thing forever,
519
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,455
this right here.
520
00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,323
12 years later,
we're in the Poconos now
521
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:00,491
beating the beat up.
522
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,959
This is why we go
on these trips,
523
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,894
for these moments right here.
524
00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:07,298
[all shouting]
525
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,801
- ♪ But baby you're good to
good to go, go, go ♪
526
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,870
- ♪ Good to go, go, go ♪
527
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,273
- ♪ So DJ turn it up ♪
528
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,108
♪ So DJ turn it up ♪
529
00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:18,776
♪ DJ turn it up ♪
530
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,578
♪ And blow the speakers ♪
531
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,947
♪ So turn it up, yeah ♪
532
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,715
♪ Oh turn it ♪
533
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:27,618
- We just made this
into the next Karma.
534
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,820
We're beating up the beat.
We're having a good time,
535
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,889
and this feels like
old times again.
536
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,724
- That was cool.
537
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:36,861
- Yeah. I'm good.
538
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,663
- No. It was funny.
539
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:40,031
- I was like,
"I don't want to offend you."
540
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,732
I was like, "Ooh."
- No. It was funny.
541
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,934
- But she's on--usually
she's not this bad.
542
00:21:44,037 --> 00:21:47,571
I'm like, "Holy [bleep]."
What happened?
543
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:50,074
Thank you for not reacting.
544
00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:53,044
- Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
545
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:55,713
I actually felt great
that Jenni was like,
546
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,615
"Listen, I'm sorry
about Nicole."
547
00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:58,983
- Whoo!
- I'm happy that
548
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:01,185
she's seeing it too.
I'm not going crazy here.
549
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:03,954
- Whoo!
- That's not even normal.
550
00:22:04,057 --> 00:22:05,256
[upbeat music]
551
00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:06,724
- Y'all have a good night.
- Good night. Thank you.
552
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,694
- Thank you.
Thank you, guys. Bye, guys.
553
00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:12,196
- You did good. You ignored.
Thank you.
554
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:14,632
- Ugh.
555
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:19,837
- ♪ I wanna go with you ♪
556
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,972
- When the last two people
on the dance floor
557
00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:23,674
are Snooki and Uncle Nino
558
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:25,876
you know that it's time
to end this night.
559
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,545
♪ ♪
560
00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:30,514
- Whoo!
- Oh. Buh. Buh. Buh. Buh.
561
00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:33,651
- Oh. Buh. Buh. Buh. Buh.
562
00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:37,421
- Lookit.
- No more music.
563
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:40,558
- Someone has to tell Nicole
the music has stopped.
564
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,126
- Please play...
565
00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:44,161
- She's talking to the booth.
566
00:22:44,263 --> 00:22:46,964
- "Enjoy Yourself." Whoo!
- She's a mess.
567
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:50,968
Nicole is staring
and talking to an LED screen.
568
00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,838
She's just attracted
to shiny things.
569
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,673
She's like a moth right now.
570
00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:59,877
- I will prepare for that.
Thank you.
571
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:02,580
- What is going on?
- It's time to go.
572
00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:05,716
- Shuttle van.
- Buddha call me in.
573
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:08,285
- Come on, Boo-boo.
- Bye, girl.
574
00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:09,987
- Nicole.
- Yeah. I'm right here.
575
00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:12,623
- Good night.
- Best night of my life.
576
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:15,726
Thank you, Boo.
You made me laugh so hard.
577
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:19,063
- Yeah. Tonight sucked.
578
00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:21,565
What the [bleep]?
Like, everyone was so horrible.
579
00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:24,835
[laughter]
- Oh, my God.
580
00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:26,404
- ♪ You hop in the car
and roll with me ♪
581
00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:28,472
- All right,
so I'm gonna stay out.
582
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,541
- Where are you going?
- She going to the club.
583
00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:34,745
- Yeah.
- I gotta put my kid to sleep.
584
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,082
No. Go to Vinny's room.
585
00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:39,216
- I don't want to go
to Vinny's room.
586
00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:41,786
I'd rather die.
- Go to Ron's room.
587
00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:45,456
- I will go to Ron's room.
- Yeesh ka-pibbles.
588
00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:47,525
- It was a good talent show.
- It was.
589
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:50,795
- It was the best talentless
show I've ever been to.
590
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,229
- It was.
591
00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:55,232
I got a little nervous
with Angelina and Nicole, but--
592
00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:56,333
- Yeah. that got a little--
- No.
593
00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:57,968
Angelina just ignored,
you know.
594
00:23:58,070 --> 00:23:59,303
- Which is crazy,
because, you know,
595
00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:02,306
Angelina could have
easily overreacted, and--
596
00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:04,542
- She's getting better.
- I know. It seems like
597
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,744
she's thinking things out
instead of just reacting.
598
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,512
- Yeah.
- I was super impressed.
599
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,781
- I want to [bleep] lose it.
Like, I'ma lose it.
600
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:12,383
I'm want to lose it.
Nicole. She's...
601
00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:13,517
- Yeah. This is a crazy night.
- On another level.
602
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:14,618
She was on
another level tonight.
603
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:15,820
- She's really drunk.
- You know what?
604
00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:17,321
From now on,
Angelina's gonna get drunk,
605
00:24:17,423 --> 00:24:18,823
and I'm gonna [bleep]
do [bleep] to people,
606
00:24:18,925 --> 00:24:20,357
and then what are
they gonna say to me?
607
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:24,195
- I'm really drunk, and I'm
behaving myself very well.
608
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:26,497
- Here I am again having
to always be the bigger person,
609
00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:28,566
and it's annoying, and it's
annoying, and it's annoying.
610
00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:31,035
How much--how long
can I take that?
611
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,704
- You're really drunk. You're
behaving yourself very well.
612
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:34,939
- You need...
- And Nicole--
613
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:39,443
- To brush your teeth.
Babe, your breath stink.
614
00:24:39,545 --> 00:24:42,546
Stop! Stop, babe.
Stop. Please stop.
615
00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:43,914
I don't give a [bleep].
Call me a villain.
616
00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:46,717
- You got to meet Dren tonight.
- Who's Dren?
617
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,587
- Nicole's drunk persona.
618
00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:51,822
- Good night, Nicole.
Go lay down.
619
00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:53,724
- No. You lay down.
620
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,993
- Nicole is still [bleep]
raging,
621
00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:59,897
and hopefully she ends up in
someone's bed other than mine.
622
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:04,001
- Let's just go. Do it.
you [bleep] bitch.
623
00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:06,871
It's green.
Now it's turning.
624
00:25:06,973 --> 00:25:08,339
- ♪ Go go ♪
625
00:25:08,441 --> 00:25:10,307
- ♪ This is what
it sounded like ♪
626
00:25:10,409 --> 00:25:11,408
♪ This is what
it sounded like ♪
627
00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:13,210
- She won't even remember
it tomorrow.
628
00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:14,478
- ♪ This is what
it sounded like ♪
629
00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:17,948
- I'm ready, you whore bag.
630
00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:20,951
Can I get a ride?
631
00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:24,822
Can someone pick me up?
Mom.
632
00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:26,924
Yo, I feel like there's sheep.
633
00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:29,760
Bye, losers.
634
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:33,197
Come on, little horses!
635
00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:35,866
Oh. Yeah. I'm a good time.
636
00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:37,101
Bring it on, ho.
637
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,770
Running away.
638
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,071
Ow! And that's all.
639
00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:42,840
- ♪ I'm a I'm a bad girl ♪
640
00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:46,777
- ♪ I'm a bad girl,
I'm a I'm a bad girl ♪
641
00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:50,147
- ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
642
00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:53,217
♪ Why don't we
come together? ♪
643
00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:55,019
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
644
00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:56,887
- Good morning, honeys.
- Good morning.
645
00:25:56,989 --> 00:25:58,822
- Today is the last day
today, honeys.
646
00:25:58,925 --> 00:26:01,592
- I know.
- Good morning.
647
00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:04,261
- What a night.
- I know. It was crazy.
648
00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:08,832
♪ ♪
649
00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:10,968
- I hope stuff don't pop off
at the baby shower.
650
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,871
- I hope not. Like, come on.
Can we not contain ourselves?
651
00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:15,606
- For real.
- I had a nightmare
652
00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:17,942
that Angelina gave a speech.
653
00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:22,947
- [inaudible].
- Mm-hmm.
654
00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:26,483
- I cried so hard last night.
I was laughing so hard.
655
00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:28,586
I can't catch my breath.
656
00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:29,820
Do you want to go get food?
657
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:32,556
- Yeah.
- It's a big day today, babe.
658
00:26:32,658 --> 00:26:34,525
- The party's today.
- I know.
659
00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:35,859
It's our last day,
660
00:26:35,962 --> 00:26:37,728
and I planned
this surprise baby shower
661
00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:43,567
for the pregnant moms-to-be.
I want to hold a--surprise
662
00:26:43,669 --> 00:26:47,605
being the key--dual
baby shower, on the last day.
663
00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,540
- That would be perfect.
664
00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:52,743
- I hope Nicole doesn't start
with Angelina again.
665
00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:55,012
Hopefully, she's able
to help decorate.
666
00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,781
There's drama with Nicole
and Angelina,
667
00:26:57,883 --> 00:27:00,217
but I don't care who has beef.
668
00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:02,519
We're squashing it
during the party.
669
00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:07,391
I don't know anyone's state
of mind right now.
670
00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:09,393
- Nicole's an asshole.
- She can't handle her liquor.
671
00:27:09,495 --> 00:27:11,128
I thought you were bad.
She's way worse.
672
00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:13,097
- When she's like
that I learned you gotta...
673
00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:14,331
- Yeah,
you gotta just walk away.
674
00:27:14,433 --> 00:27:15,766
- You can't even look at her
in the eyeballs,
675
00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:17,635
'cause once you look at her
in the eyes, it's done.
676
00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:18,869
It's a wrap for you.
677
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,371
What the [bleep]
actually happened last night?
678
00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:23,073
Like, what is Nicole's problem?
679
00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:24,608
I don't even know what to say
at this point,
680
00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:28,045
because I'm so pissed off.
You're throwing things at me.
681
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:30,214
You're [bleep]
disparaging my marriage.
682
00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:31,615
You got, like,
some [bleep] nerve.
683
00:27:31,717 --> 00:27:35,052
Back up.
Mind your [bleep] business.
684
00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,821
- I thought Angelina and Nicole
were gonna fight.
685
00:27:37,923 --> 00:27:39,957
- I really did.
- For real, bro.
686
00:27:40,059 --> 00:27:42,159
- I guess Nicole had a little
too much wine to drink,
687
00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:44,261
and then next thing you know...
688
00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:46,263
- When she Drens she Drens.
689
00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:48,365
- And just because you're drunk
doesn't give you a pass.
690
00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:51,669
- I guarantee you Nicole's
not even gonna know.
691
00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:55,072
She's not gonna even remember.
692
00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:59,176
- Mm. I'm passing away.
693
00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:00,844
You know when people say
when they're hungover,
694
00:28:00,946 --> 00:28:02,446
"I feel like I got run over
by a truck?"
695
00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:05,883
No. I really feel like
somebody rolled over me
696
00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:09,386
with a [bleep] truck.
Like, what is happening?
697
00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:13,724
I need a mimosa. I need food.
I need Jesus.
698
00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:18,495
I remember bits and pieces
from last night.
699
00:28:18,597 --> 00:28:22,933
- Oh!
- Ahh! Ahh!
700
00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:24,301
- Man down.
701
00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:26,503
- But at the same time,
I don't remember anything.
702
00:28:26,605 --> 00:28:29,139
- Are you sore at all?
- My body hurts.
703
00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:30,207
I feel like I ran a mile.
704
00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:33,077
- You face-planted
off the stage.
705
00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,979
- [laughs]
706
00:28:36,082 --> 00:28:37,247
- Oh, my God.
707
00:28:37,349 --> 00:28:40,284
I don't remember anything.
708
00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:41,752
No recollection.
709
00:28:41,854 --> 00:28:46,857
- You missed the whole set
of stairs and just...
710
00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:47,858
- [bleep].
- Oh!
711
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,526
- Oh, my God.
712
00:28:49,628 --> 00:28:51,361
- Okay.
- It was funny,
713
00:28:51,464 --> 00:28:55,265
'cause you just bounced back up
and just kept on going.
714
00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:58,368
- Oh, my God.
715
00:28:58,471 --> 00:28:59,770
- It's the meatball in me.
716
00:28:59,872 --> 00:29:02,072
- I carried you off
the stage with Mike.
717
00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:05,342
- I'm fine! I'm fine.
718
00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:08,712
- [laughs]
719
00:29:08,814 --> 00:29:10,948
- So embarrassing.
720
00:29:11,050 --> 00:29:13,150
- Do you know argued
with Angelina?
721
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:15,219
- Oh, [bleep].
Deena killed it.
722
00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:17,521
- I did the freakin' tequila
thing.
723
00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:19,723
- Angelina, you weren't
even involved.
724
00:29:19,825 --> 00:29:23,193
all: Whoa!
725
00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:25,729
- Dren is so rude.
- [laughs] Yeah.
726
00:29:25,831 --> 00:29:27,831
- Sometimes Dren
can be a bitch.
727
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:30,467
- And then you were
throwing things at her.
728
00:29:33,706 --> 00:29:36,673
- Normally, people black out,
and they fall asleep,
729
00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:38,175
or they're just still fun.
730
00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:41,645
When I black out Dren awakes.
She's like a demon.
731
00:29:41,747 --> 00:29:43,647
[cackling]
732
00:29:43,749 --> 00:29:46,016
- I told everyone, "Don't make
eye contact with it."
733
00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:47,551
- "With it."
734
00:29:47,653 --> 00:29:50,354
- She comes into my body,
and she's like, "[bleep] you.
735
00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:52,823
I'm gonna kill you."
Like, she just hates people.
736
00:29:52,925 --> 00:29:54,725
- Don't look at it.
Just let it sit there.
737
00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:56,260
I'm trying to talk
to a therapist about it.
738
00:29:56,362 --> 00:29:57,895
Like, why does that happen?
739
00:29:57,997 --> 00:30:00,364
But if Dren's mean to you
that means that I love you.
740
00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:05,302
I feel bad,
and I hope she's not mad at me.
741
00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:07,971
- That girl just came
yesterday.
742
00:30:08,073 --> 00:30:10,574
She's been MIA
since the wedding.
743
00:30:10,676 --> 00:30:11,942
I had a brunch with her.
744
00:30:12,044 --> 00:30:13,677
- Yeah. I saw it on TMZ.
745
00:30:13,779 --> 00:30:17,214
- Well, we had a good brunch,
I thought,
746
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:20,250
so I don't know why she's
coming for me yesterday.
747
00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:22,820
For you to even [bleep]
sit there and tell my husband
748
00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:24,421
that he deserves a girl
that treats him good,
749
00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:26,990
like, bitch
you don't know [bleep].
750
00:30:27,092 --> 00:30:28,926
- Yeah,
why are you yelling for?
751
00:30:29,028 --> 00:30:30,828
- I'm getting pissed off.
752
00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:36,200
I'm not--I'm [bleep]--I can't.
Like, girl, I can't.
753
00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:39,269
Now my blood pressure's
[bleep] boiling over here.
754
00:30:39,371 --> 00:30:40,571
I'm sick of it.
755
00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:42,406
Eventually, the old Angelina's
gonna come back,
756
00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:45,509
and [bleep]'s gonna get
liddy up in this bitch.
757
00:30:45,611 --> 00:30:47,845
A person can only take so much.
758
00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:50,514
There's only one way
to [bleep] go. Down.
759
00:30:50,616 --> 00:30:52,549
'Cause I'm gonna
[bleep] explode.
760
00:30:52,651 --> 00:30:54,384
I said, "Thank you, Nicole, for
getting my husband a drink."
761
00:30:54,486 --> 00:30:56,053
She gives it to Chris.
She goes, "Your wife treats
762
00:30:56,155 --> 00:30:57,888
you like [bleep].
You need to get another girl."
763
00:30:57,990 --> 00:30:59,289
- Oh.
- "Your wife treats
764
00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:01,558
you like [bleep]."
- Drama never sleeps, bro.
765
00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:03,360
Drama never sleeps.
766
00:31:09,735 --> 00:31:10,634
- ♪ There's a firestorm
ahead ♪
767
00:31:10,736 --> 00:31:12,069
♪ H-h-h-hammering ♪
768
00:31:12,171 --> 00:31:13,470
♪ Like a drum ♪
769
00:31:13,572 --> 00:31:14,905
- There's my shoes.
770
00:31:15,007 --> 00:31:17,841
- ♪ And I'll talk when I like
like a maniac ♪
771
00:31:17,943 --> 00:31:19,810
- I literally don't feel like
looking nice today.
772
00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:21,311
- Hey.
- Oh, hi, Chris. Hi, Dee.
773
00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:23,847
- Hey, what's up?
- Last night was wild.
774
00:31:23,949 --> 00:31:25,916
Did you not die
when she fell off the stage?
775
00:31:26,018 --> 00:31:28,118
- Oh, my God.
Whenever she got to the stairs
776
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,454
I would get really nervous,
and it just came out.
777
00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:35,626
I'm like, "CJ, be careful. CJ."
778
00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:40,364
I just called her CJ!
Like she was my child.
779
00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:42,499
- Yep, sure as hell
was acting like one.
780
00:31:42,601 --> 00:31:45,936
- Dren was gunning
for Angelina yesterday.
781
00:31:46,038 --> 00:31:47,304
- She was, like,
throwing, like,
782
00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:48,839
lobster or something at her.
- Crab cakes.
783
00:31:48,941 --> 00:31:50,807
- She threw it, and Angelina
was just, like, ignoring her.
784
00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:52,476
- Yeah.
- And then Nicole's like,
785
00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:57,047
"Excuse me.
I'm throwing things at you."
786
00:31:57,149 --> 00:32:00,851
- Angelina, I am literally
throwing [bleep] at you.
787
00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:01,985
- Oh, no.
788
00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:03,020
- I was like--
- I didn't see that.
789
00:32:03,122 --> 00:32:04,454
- It's, like, oh, my God.
790
00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:07,391
- I have to give Angelina
credit where credit's due.
791
00:32:07,493 --> 00:32:09,026
She did right by all of us.
792
00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:10,427
She didn't let it
ruin the night.
793
00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:11,795
She didn't let it
ruin her night,
794
00:32:11,897 --> 00:32:14,364
and she didn't make
a big scene out of it.
795
00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:16,867
Could have went really bad
really quickly,
796
00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:18,936
and Angelina
didn't take the bait.
797
00:32:19,038 --> 00:32:21,071
I didn't know if you wanted
to go to Angelina's room.
798
00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:22,339
- Yeah.
- Hopefully...
799
00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:23,907
- See how she's doing.
- She's not upset.
800
00:32:24,009 --> 00:32:25,709
- You're bringing up something
from Point Pleasant
801
00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:27,511
[bleep] years ago.
Girl, like, stop.
802
00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:28,679
- All right.
I'll be back, babe.
803
00:32:28,781 --> 00:32:30,047
- All right.
Let me know how it goes.
804
00:32:30,149 --> 00:32:32,282
- Hopefully she didn't marinate
in it too long.
805
00:32:32,384 --> 00:32:33,717
- Oh, God. I know.
- Who is she? What is she?
806
00:32:33,819 --> 00:32:36,453
The queen of [bleep] England?
Like, give me a break.
807
00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:38,422
- Honey, I think
we done good out here.
808
00:32:38,524 --> 00:32:43,894
Baby Sitch is on the way,
and the next chapter
809
00:32:43,996 --> 00:32:47,397
of this journey
or this story, as it continues,
810
00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:52,235
is our gender reveal
on the last day.
811
00:32:52,338 --> 00:32:54,371
- We've already had
a gender reveal.
812
00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:57,607
I did it
with the Christmas tree.
813
00:32:57,710 --> 00:33:02,746
Oh, my--
- It's a boy! It's a boy!
814
00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:06,450
- Everybody knows it's a boy.
Like, the reveal happened.
815
00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:11,455
- The wall has landed, okay?
816
00:33:11,557 --> 00:33:14,224
- Like,
I'm so tired of the wall.
817
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:16,626
Mike's had this idea
for months.
818
00:33:16,729 --> 00:33:19,096
- I saw something online
where somebody ran through,
819
00:33:19,198 --> 00:33:21,431
like, a makeshift door
820
00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:25,202
and have it explode
a specific color.
821
00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:28,472
Now that I'm officially
gonna be Big Daddy Sitch, okay,
822
00:33:28,574 --> 00:33:30,574
I have to show my son
out there
823
00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:34,411
that the comeback is always
greater than the setback.
824
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:38,148
You want to [bleep] do this?
[bleep].
825
00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,784
I can't GTL. I'm upset, man.
826
00:33:40,886 --> 00:33:42,919
I'm really, like,
all in my feels.
827
00:33:43,022 --> 00:33:46,490
If you fall and take that L,
turn it into a lesson.
828
00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:49,926
Get back up, dust yourself off,
and try again.
829
00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:53,463
And hence why we're going
through the wall today, honey.
830
00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:55,665
What do you think?
831
00:33:55,768 --> 00:34:00,170
- You had too much
caffeine for me.
832
00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:01,171
- Come on.
833
00:34:01,273 --> 00:34:02,672
- Hey.
- Hey.
834
00:34:02,775 --> 00:34:05,475
- How you doing, girl?
- Yeah. How you doing?
835
00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:07,544
- You wash that crab cake
out of your hair?
836
00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:11,314
- All of us have come
such a long way since Vegas.
837
00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:12,582
- Here.
838
00:34:12,684 --> 00:34:13,583
- I'm actually gonna
leave you girls alone.
839
00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:14,718
- I mean...
- Bye.
840
00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:16,153
- We're, like, messes.
- Hi and bye.
841
00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:17,654
- I just hope that, you know,
842
00:34:17,756 --> 00:34:21,992
Dren didn't bring on another
situation that we have to fix.
843
00:34:22,094 --> 00:34:23,193
- I just wanted to make
sure you're okay.
844
00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:24,194
- First of all,
how was your birthday?
845
00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:25,295
Did you like it?
846
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:27,197
- It was amazing.
- Did you have fun?
847
00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:28,432
- I had so much fun.
You guys...
848
00:34:28,534 --> 00:34:30,000
- The speech was good, right?
- Killed it.
849
00:34:30,102 --> 00:34:31,435
- Well, I'm happy
that you enjoyed it.
850
00:34:31,537 --> 00:34:34,004
- Nicole falling had me crying.
Did you see her fall?
851
00:34:34,106 --> 00:34:35,272
- I did.
852
00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:37,374
- When she drinks she'll either
go really happy,
853
00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:40,744
or Dren comes out,
and we're all used to Dren.
854
00:34:40,846 --> 00:34:43,980
Like, as soon as we see Dren
coming out, all of us scatter.
855
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:45,882
- She's Dren. She's two people.
856
00:34:45,984 --> 00:34:47,417
- I know how to handle Dren,
857
00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:51,188
because I've been around Dren
so many times.
858
00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,723
Angelina's only been around
Dren a couple times,
859
00:34:53,826 --> 00:34:56,226
because she wasn't around
for so long.
860
00:34:56,328 --> 00:35:00,230
So, Angelina, meet Dren.
She's a bitch.
861
00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:02,232
- The most concerning thing
to me
862
00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:05,802
is what she said to my husband.
- What'd she say?
863
00:35:05,904 --> 00:35:08,472
- She went to go get Chris
a drink, and I said,
864
00:35:08,574 --> 00:35:09,973
"Thank you, Nicole, for
getting my husband a drink."
865
00:35:10,075 --> 00:35:11,341
She gives it to Chris.
She goes, "Your wife
866
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,477
treats you like [bleep].
You need to get another girl."
867
00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:14,878
- Oh.
- "Your wife treats
868
00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:15,912
you like [bleep]."
869
00:35:16,014 --> 00:35:17,347
- You treat him
like dog [bleep].
870
00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:20,183
I hope one day you find
a respectable woman.
871
00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:21,485
- Like, why would you do that?
- I didn't know that.
872
00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:24,187
- Now, if I did that to her,
she would flip...
873
00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:25,755
- I know.
- The [bleep] out.
874
00:35:25,858 --> 00:35:27,791
- I do think it was
a low blow for Nicole
875
00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:29,926
to go after
Angelina's marriage,
876
00:35:30,028 --> 00:35:32,295
so Angelina's right
on this one.
877
00:35:32,397 --> 00:35:34,631
- Clearly, I feel like
there's still animosity there,
878
00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:36,666
and that's why
she zoomed in on you.
879
00:35:36,768 --> 00:35:40,437
And maybe you guys do
still need to talk things out.
880
00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:42,772
In Vegas, when I sat down
with Angelina,
881
00:35:42,875 --> 00:35:46,476
we got everything that
we needed to talk about out.
882
00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:50,046
I'm ready to move on.
It's just, like, time.
883
00:35:50,149 --> 00:35:51,781
- I feel the same way.
I'm just, like, over it.
884
00:35:51,884 --> 00:35:53,283
I don't want to talk
about it anymore.
885
00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:55,252
- Nicole and Angelina,
886
00:35:55,354 --> 00:35:57,787
they did a brunch
where they both got drunk.
887
00:35:57,890 --> 00:36:00,290
- Cheers to you not being
a [bleep] dramatic bitch.
888
00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:02,325
- And cheers to you going,
"[bleep] Yourself."
889
00:36:02,427 --> 00:36:06,930
- So I feel like they didn't
have that serious conversation,
890
00:36:07,032 --> 00:36:10,066
and maybe that's why there's
still some animosity there.
891
00:36:10,169 --> 00:36:13,003
So I feel like you guys
do need a talk.
892
00:36:13,105 --> 00:36:15,105
- You need to tell her
how you truly feel,
893
00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:16,740
and I don't think there's
anything wrong with it,
894
00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:18,008
and I'll have your back...
- Thank you.
895
00:36:18,110 --> 00:36:19,409
- With that.
She's my best friend,
896
00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:21,411
but at the end of the day,
like, you have the right
897
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,180
to have the feelings
that you're having.
898
00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:26,616
- I think Nicole's got some
deep-seated issues with me.
899
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,418
- I'll hit you up
on when we'll meet.
900
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,654
- Thank you.
It came out when she was drunk.
901
00:36:30,756 --> 00:36:32,522
- We've had such a good time,
and we've...
902
00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:33,924
- I like you today.
- Come such a long way.
903
00:36:34,026 --> 00:36:35,058
- Oh, you like me today?
904
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,027
But she can't use
her drunkenness
905
00:36:37,129 --> 00:36:40,030
as a [bleep] excuse, though.
I'm not hearing that today.
906
00:36:40,132 --> 00:36:41,531
All right. I'll see you guys
in a little bit.
907
00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:43,934
- Yes. Get ready.
Don't be late.
908
00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:46,336
- [scoffs]
Hell no.
909
00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:55,245
- ♪ We could be friends,
we could be friends ♪
910
00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:57,547
♪ You know by now
just how this ends ♪
911
00:36:57,649 --> 00:36:59,683
- How are we gonna do this with
Nicole? 'Cause I feel like...
912
00:36:59,785 --> 00:37:00,784
- I don't know.
- She's gonna--
913
00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:02,986
- Let's go down
to Mike and Vinny.
914
00:37:03,088 --> 00:37:05,088
- Last night got
a little bit crazy
915
00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:07,591
with Angelina and Nicole.
916
00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:09,059
After talking to Angelina,
917
00:37:09,161 --> 00:37:12,229
I know that there is a bigger
issue here than just Dren.
918
00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:13,697
- I think they're in here.
919
00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,432
- So we have to figure out
920
00:37:15,534 --> 00:37:17,434
how we're going to
fix this problem.
921
00:37:17,536 --> 00:37:19,102
Hey.
- Hi, gents.
922
00:37:19,204 --> 00:37:20,904
- Morning. What's happenings?
923
00:37:21,006 --> 00:37:22,105
- Well we...
- A lot of dramas.
924
00:37:22,207 --> 00:37:23,974
- Just sat with Angelina.
- Oh.
925
00:37:24,076 --> 00:37:25,408
- Stop it.
926
00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:27,444
- Well, because we wanted
to make sure she was all right.
927
00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:28,878
- Uh-huh. What happened?
928
00:37:28,981 --> 00:37:31,047
- Nicole was, like, really
antagonizing her last night.
929
00:37:31,149 --> 00:37:32,649
- Uh-huh.
- Throwing food at her.
930
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,150
- Uh-huh.
- It took a lot for me
931
00:37:34,253 --> 00:37:35,986
to take the high road
last night. It really did.
932
00:37:36,088 --> 00:37:37,921
- But at least all your roomies
actually agree with you.
933
00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:40,857
- She's holding a grudge, boy.
For what reason, I don't know.
934
00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:44,728
- We didn't know she went
to Chris, and she goes...
935
00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:45,962
- "You need a new girl.
936
00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:47,464
Your wife treats you
like [bleep]."
937
00:37:47,566 --> 00:37:49,699
- Oh, [bleep]. It's like that?
I don't understand.
938
00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:52,402
I thought, like,
they were texting each other.
939
00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:53,970
Things were a little better.
940
00:37:54,072 --> 00:37:58,074
I know that Snooki did make
some remarks at their lunch
941
00:37:58,176 --> 00:37:59,609
or brunch or whatever it was.
942
00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:02,679
- The problem is,
me and Angelina sat down,
943
00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:04,180
had a real conversation.
944
00:38:04,283 --> 00:38:06,149
It was, like,
a serious conversation.
945
00:38:06,251 --> 00:38:07,917
It was like a year and a half
of our lives
946
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:09,619
that was, like, a mess.
947
00:38:09,721 --> 00:38:11,121
- You guys had to bring in...
- You know?
948
00:38:11,223 --> 00:38:12,789
- Dr. Drew for my conversation.
- You had to get Dr. Drew,
949
00:38:12,891 --> 00:38:14,691
so, like,
we had serious conversations.
950
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:16,293
We actually got through...
951
00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:17,460
- Yeah. Nicole was just...
- What we had to.
952
00:38:17,562 --> 00:38:18,461
- Like, "Let's do a shot.
Cheers, bitch."
953
00:38:18,563 --> 00:38:19,562
- Yeah.
954
00:38:19,665 --> 00:38:20,964
- Right, so that
could be the problem.
955
00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:24,100
- Wow, so I think we have
a lot of work on our hands.
956
00:38:24,202 --> 00:38:28,004
I feel like Nicole is about
to undo all of the work
957
00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:29,406
that we did in Vegas.
958
00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:32,042
- Angelina's coming?
Are you guys kidding?
959
00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:34,210
- Sometimes you have to be
the bigger person.
960
00:38:34,313 --> 00:38:35,679
- I am always
the bigger person.
961
00:38:35,781 --> 00:38:37,013
[bleep] out of here.
962
00:38:37,115 --> 00:38:39,749
- Angelina's in.
- I just don't want to allow
963
00:38:39,851 --> 00:38:41,451
someone like that back
in my life.
964
00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:44,054
- It was not easy,
but we got past it.
965
00:38:44,156 --> 00:38:46,723
- The goal is to make it
so everybody can get along.
966
00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:50,560
- I want this done.
all: Hey!
967
00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:53,263
- Oh, I love a wedding.
[indistinct].
968
00:38:53,365 --> 00:38:54,731
- Jenni!
969
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,633
She just said
we're not mean girls!
970
00:38:56,735 --> 00:38:58,034
- You're not mean girls.
971
00:38:58,136 --> 00:39:00,003
- What you call this right here
is a job well done.
972
00:39:00,105 --> 00:39:01,271
both: Yes.
973
00:39:01,373 --> 00:39:03,306
- All of our hard work
is about to be undone,
974
00:39:03,408 --> 00:39:05,742
so I'm a little nervous
for sure.
975
00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:08,311
- Bye.
- See you guys in a little bit.
976
00:39:08,413 --> 00:39:10,780
I was, like, enjoying
the fruits of our labor, like,
977
00:39:10,882 --> 00:39:13,683
watching all the girls, like,
be happy and smiling, and...
978
00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:14,884
- Yeah.
- I was like, "Wow.
979
00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:17,287
Like, we did that,"
and now party's here
980
00:39:17,389 --> 00:39:18,655
just like...
981
00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:20,623
It's time
to defuse this bomb,
982
00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:23,626
and it's time for RSVP
to assemble.
983
00:39:23,729 --> 00:39:24,928
It seems we're gonna
have to have a meeting
984
00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,129
of the minds right now.
985
00:39:26,231 --> 00:39:27,664
- You want to call Ronnie?
986
00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:32,001
- Because I won't allow anyone
to undo all of the work
987
00:39:32,104 --> 00:39:34,904
that has been done
in Vegas by RSVP.
988
00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:38,608
Yo, what up, man? We need
an RSVP emergency meeting.
989
00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:41,044
- RSVP needs to have
an emergency meeting.
990
00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:46,616
- When the girls have issues,
RSVP solves it, like tissues.
991
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:47,617
- R.
- S.
992
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:48,952
- V.
- P.
993
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,720
all: To the rescue!
- What happened, bro?
994
00:39:50,822 --> 00:39:54,724
- There seems to be a rift
between Angeliners and Snooki.
995
00:39:54,826 --> 00:39:56,559
- I mean, we literally just had
a dinner the night
996
00:39:56,661 --> 00:39:58,962
before saying like,
"Oh, my God.
997
00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:00,830
This is the happiest
we've ever been."
998
00:40:00,932 --> 00:40:02,165
- Yes. To be honest,
999
00:40:02,267 --> 00:40:04,401
this vacation has really
brought us closer together.
1000
00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:05,835
- Yeah. We're like this.
We're like this.
1001
00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:07,303
- This is the closest
we've ever been.
1002
00:40:07,406 --> 00:40:08,405
- Yes.
1003
00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:09,672
- Everyone's getting along.
- Yes.
1004
00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:11,775
- This trip, we've definitely
grown closer.
1005
00:40:11,877 --> 00:40:13,576
- Oh, [bleep]!
- [bleep].
1006
00:40:13,678 --> 00:40:15,845
- Every other trip, there's so
much drama and chaos,
1007
00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:17,247
and I feel like,
this time,
1008
00:40:17,349 --> 00:40:19,783
we actually enjoyed
each other's company.
1009
00:40:19,885 --> 00:40:25,054
all: Yeah!
1010
00:40:25,157 --> 00:40:27,791
- And then last night we went
from having a great time
1011
00:40:27,893 --> 00:40:30,059
at a birthday party
with a talent show
1012
00:40:30,162 --> 00:40:35,732
to Angelina
having beef with Nicole.
1013
00:40:35,834 --> 00:40:38,568
Nicole is our sister.
We love her, you know,
1014
00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:41,971
we want the whole family
together just getting along.
1015
00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:44,474
- Hello?
- Hey, what are you doing?
1016
00:40:44,576 --> 00:40:45,975
- We're in the room.
What are you doing?
1017
00:40:46,077 --> 00:40:48,445
- Do you want to come
to the main suite?
1018
00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:49,512
- All right. I'll be there.
1019
00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:50,613
I'm gonna put my shoes on,
okay?
1020
00:40:50,715 --> 00:40:52,182
- All right. Thanks.
- Bye.
1021
00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:54,717
- Drama never sleeps, bro.
Drama never sleeps.
1022
00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:56,953
- ♪ And like your mama said,
mama said ♪
1023
00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:59,255
♪ Honey don't worry,
it's all in your head ♪
1024
00:40:59,357 --> 00:41:00,790
♪ In your head ♪
1025
00:41:00,892 --> 00:41:02,592
♪ They try to tell you how
to make your bed ♪
1026
00:41:02,694 --> 00:41:04,227
♪ Make your bed ♪
1027
00:41:04,329 --> 00:41:05,895
♪ They're not the ones that
gonna be sleepin' there ♪
1028
00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:07,030
♪ Sleepin' there ♪
1029
00:41:07,132 --> 00:41:08,565
- I thought today
was gonna be an easy day.
1030
00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:14,237
- ♪ Don't you let 'em take
your crown ♪
1031
00:41:14,339 --> 00:41:17,640
♪ No-oh-oh ♪
1032
00:41:19,044 --> 00:41:20,910
Can we go talk?
- Oh, no. Here we go.
1033
00:41:21,012 --> 00:41:24,581
Awkward.
1034
00:41:24,683 --> 00:41:25,682
- I have a bit of a surprise.
1035
00:41:25,784 --> 00:41:26,883
- Oh, my God. Another one?
1036
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:30,553
- What is that?
- Oh, it's happening.
1037
00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:33,857
[dramatic music]
1038
00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:36,693
[all shouting]
1039
00:41:36,795 --> 00:41:38,094
- Ahh!
- Medic!