1 00:00:03,571 --> 00:00:05,304 all: The family's back! 2 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:06,572 - Can you help me with a speech? 3 00:00:06,674 --> 00:00:08,173 - I am feeling a little bit of pressure 4 00:00:08,275 --> 00:00:11,110 putting on a whole talent show for Jenni's party. 5 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:12,745 - So I'm just gonna walk up there with a microphone 6 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:15,381 and just be like, "Hey, you [bleep] assholes." 7 00:00:15,483 --> 00:00:17,216 - Wow. - We're gonna get [bleep] up. 8 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:19,785 [laughs] 9 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,089 - She's on another level, dude. 10 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:25,624 - Like, this is not gonna end well. 11 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:28,394 - ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪ 12 00:00:28,496 --> 00:00:29,695 ♪ Let's party, get loud ♪ - Yeah, buddy! 13 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:32,498 - The Situation is under construction. 14 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,000 - This might not have been the best idea. 15 00:00:35,102 --> 00:00:37,503 - We're so classy now. 16 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:39,772 - On the seventh day, it'll be lit. 17 00:00:39,874 --> 00:00:42,508 - Get the frig out of here, you crazy! 18 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:44,376 - Um, hello? 19 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:47,413 - ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪ 20 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:51,984 - Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the... 21 00:00:57,892 --> 00:00:59,925 Come on, Mike! 22 00:01:00,027 --> 00:01:01,326 - Go, Mike. 23 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:05,697 - He's throwing the tendies. 24 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,633 - There's something really yummy in this. 25 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:09,435 It's better than your wife 26 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:12,671 at being an asshole to you. - I had one. 27 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:14,606 Angelina. 28 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:20,712 - What in the actual [bleep]? 29 00:01:20,815 --> 00:01:23,482 It's taking every ounce of me 30 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,184 to not say what I really want to say. 31 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:27,352 - It's, like, a piece of crab. - Can you take it out, please? 32 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:29,088 - You're gonna smell like a fish stick. 33 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:30,456 - She's so lucky she's drunk. 34 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:32,691 - Oh, "She's so lucky." Are you gonna fight me? 35 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:36,995 - Oh, my frickin' God. Dren is on one tonight. 36 00:01:37,098 --> 00:01:39,798 - Stop being like that today. - Come here. Turn around. 37 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:42,301 - She's fine. 38 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:43,702 - Just change into these things? 39 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:46,171 - No, no. You're just you. 40 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,774 Listen, it's always a disaster when Dren comes out. 41 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:51,877 - Ahh! - Oh, my God. Ow. 42 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:55,147 - No! - Oh, my God. 43 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:57,683 - Oh, my God. Snooki just ran into the bush face-first. 44 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,251 - Oh, my God. 45 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:00,252 - I'm pissing. 46 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:01,820 Angelina. 47 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:04,690 - But this is crazy even from Dren. 48 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,091 - Come. Let's go backstage, and we'll talk. 49 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:07,359 We can bring Uncle Nino his wine. 50 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:08,560 Come on. Let's go. 51 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:09,928 - Going to the back. - Hi, Saffabear. 52 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:11,763 - We're best friends now. 53 00:02:11,866 --> 00:02:14,666 - She's got a thing, like, when she's drunk, man. 54 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:15,968 - You get my text? 55 00:02:16,070 --> 00:02:17,436 - Mm-mm. Let me look. 56 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,771 - I am so thankful for Angelina. 57 00:02:19,874 --> 00:02:21,306 She didn't react to Nicole. 58 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:22,908 Angelina kept her cool. 59 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:24,810 I want you to have a good time. 60 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:26,378 - I am. I'm fine. 61 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,680 - Get it, Vin. 62 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:30,015 - This is gonna be a disaster. 63 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:31,416 - Vin, I'm so proud of you. 64 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:33,952 - I gotta get this Poconos talent show back on track. 65 00:02:34,054 --> 00:02:36,088 [upbeat jazzy music] 66 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:39,191 - Oh! - Oh, my God. 67 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:40,993 - Whoo Vinny! 68 00:02:41,095 --> 00:02:45,864 - Go, Vin. 69 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:49,668 - What is he doing? 70 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,236 - The [bleep]? 71 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:52,771 You know what I mean? 72 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:55,007 Like, you can't make this [bleep] up. 73 00:02:55,109 --> 00:02:57,075 [upbeat music] 74 00:02:57,178 --> 00:02:59,845 - What is happening? - What the hell's happening? 75 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:01,446 - Eww. 76 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:03,048 - He's so [bleep] creepy. 77 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:05,918 - Obviously, I do Chippendales, so I'm used to, like, 78 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:08,487 learning choreography on the fly. 79 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:09,821 I mean, look at those moves. 80 00:03:09,924 --> 00:03:12,558 Just, like, rolling with the rhythm of the wind. 81 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:14,293 I've never seen anything more beautiful in my life. 82 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:15,827 - Oh, he's so stupid. 83 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:18,230 [laughter] 84 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:19,932 - I don't know what Vinny is doing. 85 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:23,769 - Poor Vinny. - But it's kind of funny. 86 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,705 - I don't know. - Ooh, he's moonwalking. 87 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,607 - [laughs] 88 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:29,908 - I missed you guys. 89 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:32,678 Welcome back to the... 90 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,319 Our next act, 91 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,921 he's my favorite Puerto Rican from Porter Ranch. 92 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:45,390 Give it up for Ronnie Magro. 93 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:46,658 [cheers and applause] 94 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:50,762 - There he is. There he is. - Hey, Ronnie. 95 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:54,366 Oh, we have a special bear photographer in the building. 96 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:58,971 - Oh, the bear, babe. Can I dress in that? 97 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:00,405 Can I put this on? 98 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:03,008 - All right, Ronnie. Show us what you got. 99 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:06,445 How does a photo shoot go? Look, we had to be creative 100 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:08,013 in thinking of Ronnie's talent. 101 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:10,382 And Ronnie does these, like, really funny, 102 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:11,817 embarrassing photo shoots 103 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,986 where he just looks confused all the time. 104 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:17,522 So we had Ronnie act out one of his Instagram photo shoots 105 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:20,993 for us live, in person. 106 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:23,028 He's confused. 107 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:24,997 [laughter] 108 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:26,632 - Oh! 109 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:28,333 - This man looks confused 110 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:32,004 for a living, and his receipts are on his social medias. 111 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:33,772 - He doesn't know what's going on, 112 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:36,141 what day of the week it is, what planet he's on. 113 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:37,476 - What the [bleep]? 114 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:39,044 Ronnie's walking, 115 00:04:39,146 --> 00:04:41,813 and Saffa's taking pictures of him in a bear suit. 116 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,749 What is this, some [bleep]-up porn? 117 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:45,117 - [laughs] 118 00:04:45,219 --> 00:04:46,318 - Work it, girl. 119 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:50,555 Ronnie don't know anything. I love it. 120 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:53,425 Ronnie Magro, ladies and gentlemen. 121 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:55,961 - What kind of present is this? 122 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:59,031 - I'm getting ready! [bleep]. 123 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:01,133 - Hurry up. - Look. I'm a showman. 124 00:05:01,235 --> 00:05:03,201 Like, I want to be prepared, and I want to do this right. 125 00:05:03,304 --> 00:05:04,770 And I want to, you know, of course, 126 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,271 make everybody laugh. 127 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:09,074 It's a process. It's not easy, but this is my forte. 128 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:10,075 I'm in my groove now. 129 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:12,444 [quirky music] 130 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:15,947 - Oh, my God. - He's so stupid. 131 00:05:16,050 --> 00:05:17,115 - Oh, man. 132 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:19,251 - The cake pops got no distance. 133 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:21,953 - You never think that Vinny can outdo his creepiness 134 00:05:22,056 --> 00:05:24,756 until he proves to you that he can outdo his creepiness. 135 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,124 [laughter] 136 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:28,860 - Oh, my God. 137 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:31,263 [laughter] 138 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:33,732 - Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the... 139 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:41,006 - He's so stupid. 140 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:44,042 - Up next is someone else, because we had... 141 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:45,510 [laughter] 142 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:48,980 - Oh, my God. 143 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:52,617 - Uncle Nino. - Mwah! 144 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,053 - Nino. Nino. 145 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:58,090 - [inaudible]. 146 00:05:58,192 --> 00:06:00,726 - We are watching the weirdest birthday present in America. 147 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:04,396 I don't know who's more drunk, him or [bleep] Nicole. 148 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,231 - Yeah. We're moonwalking. 149 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:08,100 Yeah, Uncle Nino. Whoo! 150 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:10,268 - Oh, man. 151 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:13,605 - God bless America. God bless America. 152 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,607 - That was good. - [laughs] 153 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,542 - All right. You ready? 154 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:19,044 - Yeah. I can do that. - Okay. Yeah. 155 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:22,314 - Bitch, like, I haven't done a talent show in so long. 156 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:25,417 I'm drunk. I don't know what's happening, 157 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:28,653 and I don't know where I'm going, so... 158 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:33,392 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 159 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:35,494 - Vinny. Vinny. Vinny. - [bleep]. 160 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:36,928 - Chooch! 161 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:38,029 - I'm gonna cut that jump rope, before 162 00:06:38,132 --> 00:06:39,164 this [bleep] vacation's over. 163 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:41,233 I'm over it. I don't give a [bleep]. 164 00:06:41,335 --> 00:06:43,268 Like, I can't look at that [bleep] jump rope anymore. 165 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:44,803 - I think the girls' gym is next door. 166 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,606 I think women's aerobics is across the street. 167 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:50,008 - Who brings their jump rope to dinner? 168 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,510 - Me. - Got his jump rope, babe. 169 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:54,179 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 170 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:55,447 - I hate it. I want to strangle him with it. 171 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:58,350 [upbeat music] 172 00:06:58,452 --> 00:06:59,351 - Chooch. 173 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:03,288 You suck! 174 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:05,390 - Okay. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the... 175 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:13,832 - All right. We get it. 176 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,201 - Give it up for Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi. 177 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:20,605 - Whee! - With a cheerleading thing. 178 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:23,775 all: Whoo! 179 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,844 - Yeah! 180 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,279 - Whoo! - Oh, [bleep]. 181 00:07:27,381 --> 00:07:29,381 - She doesn't look too light on her feet. 182 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:30,849 - I mean, at this point, I don't know if I, 183 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:31,917 like, do a split. 184 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:33,718 I'm like, "Jenni?" 185 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:35,153 - Whoo! 186 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:37,722 - What the [bleep] is she doing? 187 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:40,125 Oh, [bleep]. 188 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:41,827 all: Oh! - Oh, my God. 189 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:44,496 She went down. - Oh, my God. Is she okay? 190 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:47,699 - Oh, my God. - Is she okay? 191 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:51,203 - She needs a medic. She needs a medic. 192 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,438 - Show must go on. 193 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:55,674 - [laughs] 194 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:58,076 - I feel like I'm hallucinating right now 195 00:07:58,178 --> 00:07:59,544 watching what I'm watching. 196 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,581 Oh, my God. 197 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:03,782 - [clears throat] 198 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:05,383 My throat's all [bleep] up. I'm sorry. 199 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:06,485 I haven't sucked [bleep] in a while. 200 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:09,321 - What? - Oh, wow. 201 00:08:09,423 --> 00:08:11,423 - Wow. I think this speech is gonna be 202 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:13,225 a lot worse than I ever thought it would be. 203 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:15,794 - [inaudible]. 204 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:18,263 - Let's just go. Do it. 205 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:23,668 - Nicole is still [bleep] raging. 206 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:26,004 - Can someone pick me up? 207 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:27,339 Bye, losers. 208 00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:28,740 - ♪ I'm a bad girl ♪ 209 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:31,376 ♪ I'm a bad girl, I'ma I'ma bad girl ♪ 210 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:34,513 - ♪ Drinkin' smokin' dancin' ♪ 211 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:37,082 - Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the... 212 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:45,323 Give it up for Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi! 213 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:47,092 [together] Whoo! 214 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:50,529 - I want to prove that, girl, I still got it, 215 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:51,997 so I'm gonna do what I gotta do. 216 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,466 I'm gonna show Jenni, like, my cheerleading skills. 217 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:57,435 - Whoo! - Oh, [bleep]. 218 00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:59,371 all: Oh! - Oh, my God. 219 00:08:59,473 --> 00:09:01,606 - She went down. - Oh, my God. Is she okay? 220 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:02,974 - Oh, my God. - Are you okay? 221 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,609 - She needs a medic. Yo, take her to the hospital. 222 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,245 Nicole comes out. One step. Two step. Her third step? 223 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:09,381 - Ahh! 224 00:09:09,483 --> 00:09:11,182 - Boom. She drops from the stage. 225 00:09:11,285 --> 00:09:14,286 Now, this is a four-foot stage. She's only four foot tall. 226 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:15,754 - Are you okay? 227 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:18,590 - She just face-planted. - I can't. 228 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:21,459 [laughs] 229 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:24,129 - She's just-- she just [bleep] fell. 230 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,397 - Ahh! 231 00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:26,898 - Misses the whole staircase. 232 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,233 She didn't even try. 233 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:31,269 I can't. I can't. 234 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,171 - Do we have an EMT in the building? 235 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:36,341 - God has a weird way of giving people karma. 236 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:38,877 - [laughs] 237 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,979 She [bleep]. 238 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,248 - I feel like Jenni's gonna want to kill me, 239 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,116 because I'm so embarrassing, 240 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:48,019 but, like, happy birthday, bitch. 241 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,755 - I'm fine. I'm fine. - Are you okay? 242 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:52,057 - She's fine! 243 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:55,493 - Are you good? 244 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:56,861 - Oh, my God. - This is too perfect. 245 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:58,296 - Yeah! 246 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,665 - Bitch springs back up and starts cartwheeling away 247 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,067 like nothing happened. 248 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:05,637 - The show must go on. - Nicole! 249 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,974 - I can't. 250 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,108 - Yeah! 251 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:13,044 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 252 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:18,350 - Whoo! 253 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,385 - This is pretty impressive. 254 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,954 - I have a cramp. 255 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:27,192 - Her legs are rubber. I guess meatballs don't break bones. 256 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,194 Meatballs do not break bones. 257 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,563 We got a meatball cleanup aisle six. 258 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:34,165 Meatball cleanup aisle six. 259 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:38,970 - Man down! - Oh, God. 260 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,505 I can't catch my breath! 261 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:44,542 - Finally, I think she's done. Thank God. 262 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,244 - We need a medic. Somebody help her. 263 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,213 - Is that the grand finale? 264 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,415 - Oh, there she is. She's back up. 265 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:51,783 - She's like the Energizer Bunny. 266 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,352 She keeps going and going and going and going. 267 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:55,754 - No, no, no, no, no. - Babe. 268 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,022 - Babe, please stay near her. 269 00:10:57,124 --> 00:11:00,825 [laughs] 270 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:03,294 She just-- - Oh, my God. 271 00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:05,096 - Babe, please stop her. 272 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:08,266 Zack, go get her. 273 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:09,668 Oh! 274 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,870 - I feel like I'm hallucinating right now 275 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,538 watching what I'm watching. 276 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,840 - She just doesn't... 277 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:17,542 - Man down! - Oh, my God. 278 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:20,111 - Nicole's talent in the talent show 279 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,614 was recreating, "Where's the beach?" 280 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:25,717 - Where's the beach? 281 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:29,454 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 282 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,122 There's a titty out. We got a titty out. 283 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:34,793 - All right. - We got a titty out. 284 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:39,030 - She just doesn't... - What do I do? 285 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:42,067 - I just don't know if this is Nicole's finest moment. 286 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:43,334 - Oh, her titty's out? 287 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:46,438 - Looks a little cold out there. 288 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:50,341 - Okay, okay. - I'm fine! I'm fine! 289 00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:52,544 - Do you think KFC's still open? 290 00:11:52,646 --> 00:11:54,045 - What do we actually do with her? 291 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,547 - I'm fine. - I don't know. 292 00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:57,549 - Oh, my God. 293 00:11:57,651 --> 00:12:00,685 That was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. 294 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:02,187 - Put her--put her over here. 295 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:05,924 - Bro, she has nine lives. 296 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,592 - Okay. 297 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,895 - I'm fine. 298 00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,130 Thank you, everybody! 299 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,998 - Yay. - Thank you, everyone. 300 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,767 - I love you. That was the best performance ever. 301 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,869 - Thank you. - God, I miss Nicole. 302 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,405 This is what I miss. This is the missing piece. 303 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,841 This is the best birthday present ever. 304 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:26,444 You can't get better than [bleep]. 305 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,947 - The show must go on. - Thank you. 306 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,316 - This has been one of the wildest nights... 307 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,085 - Whoo! - On record. To be honest, 308 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,920 I'm a bit afraid of what's gonna happen next. 309 00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:37,655 - Angelina's next. 310 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:38,923 - ♪ When you this fly ♪ 311 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:41,593 - That gave Angelina a hard act to follow. 312 00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:42,727 - Vin. 313 00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,529 - Just stand to the side of the stage. 314 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,765 - My speech is up next, and I'm [bleep] nerve-racked. 315 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,299 Like, who the hell knows what she's gonna do? 316 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,502 Are they gonna throw tomatoes at me? I don't even know. 317 00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:53,071 These people are crazy, so I'm a little--a little nervous. 318 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,707 - Come on. Don't mess with me. 319 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:58,910 - I'm, like, re-reading the speech over and over again, 320 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,679 and my nerves are getting worse and worse, because listen, 321 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:04,249 I want to make sure this makes Jenni laugh a little bit. 322 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:07,886 - Is everyone having a good evening? Whoo. 323 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,321 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the... 324 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,696 She is the dump to my island. 325 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,832 She just flew here on her broomstick. 326 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:23,434 Ladies and gentlemen, the Staten Island Ferry 327 00:13:23,537 --> 00:13:25,804 has a special message for Jenni JWOWW Farley. 328 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:29,741 Give it up for Angelina Pivarnick Larangeira. 329 00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:33,545 [cheers and applause] 330 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,947 - As I see Angelina going to the podium, 331 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,583 I'll be honest. I'm a little nervous right now, mm-hmm. 332 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,118 Yeah. I'm a lot of nervous. 333 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,053 - Hi, Angelina. - Hey. 334 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:45,790 - You're an angel. - Thank you. 335 00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:47,959 - If this talent show couldn't get any worse, 336 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,762 Angelina is about to give a speech 337 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:54,432 to be the most disastrous finale in talent show history. 338 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:55,667 - Can you help me with a speech? 339 00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:57,068 'Cause I can't do it alone. 340 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,437 I think I overdid my [bleep] speech. 341 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,006 - This four paragraphs is about the same [bleep] thing. 342 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:05,076 - [clears throat] 343 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,512 [exhales] 344 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,814 [clears throat] 345 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:10,982 - My throat's all [bleep] up. I'm sorry. 346 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,450 I haven't sucked [bleep] in a while. 347 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:16,921 - What? - Oh, wow. 348 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,022 - Wow. 349 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,525 - [bleep] My life, man. - Wow. 350 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,727 I think this speech is gonna be a lot worse than 351 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,062 I ever thought it would be. 352 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,497 Jenni, where are you at? Oh, there you are. 353 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,669 - ♪ I heard you a little nasty throw see ♪ 354 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:32,704 ♪ [indistinct] from the studio ♪ 355 00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:33,838 ♪ Back it up on the flow ♪ 356 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,374 - Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the... 357 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,215 If this talent show couldn't get any worse, 358 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:47,151 Angelina is about to give a speech 359 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:50,889 to be the most disastrous finale in talent show history. 360 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,224 - [clears throat] 361 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,525 My throat's all [bleep] up. I'm sorry. 362 00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:55,994 I haven't sucked [bleep] in a while. 363 00:14:56,096 --> 00:15:00,198 - What? - Oh, wow. 364 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,634 - [bleep] my life, man. - Who said that? 365 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,837 - This speech right here could ruin all the progress 366 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,672 from the past couple months, 367 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,742 and all eyes are on Angeliners right now. 368 00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:12,543 - Jenni, where are you at? Oh, there you are. 369 00:15:12,646 --> 00:15:15,280 Well, it's your birthday! Whoo! 370 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:16,648 [cheers and applause] 371 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,082 - I love birthdays. 372 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,118 - Everyone should really try the cake. 373 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:23,454 It's flavored with Funfetti, vanilla frosting, 374 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:26,691 and my asshole. 375 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:27,892 Sorry, Mike. 376 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,961 [bleep]. I didn't mean to do that to you. 377 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,930 You know, I know how you love Funfettis and everything. 378 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,598 - She stuck her ass on... - What the [bleep]? 379 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:38,469 - Funfetti cake. No! 380 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,972 - Come on. You ruined a cake! 381 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,941 - [laughs] 382 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,909 - Jenni, Jenni, Jenni. 383 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:47,545 We all remember your speech that you gave at my wedding. 384 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:53,384 I haven't seen a bombing that [bleep] bad since World War II. 385 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,452 What the [bleep]? 386 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,955 - Oh, my God. - No. 387 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,623 - World War II. Do you know what that means? 388 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,024 Like, your bombing was worse than that. 389 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,759 That's [bleep] crazy. 390 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,361 - I'm so embarrassed. 391 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,429 [laughter] 392 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:05,763 - That's saying a lot. 393 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,598 - I am too drunk for this [bleep]. 394 00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:09,901 [laughter] 395 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:13,137 - I don't know where Angelina's going with her speech, 396 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,239 but it's just very messy. 397 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:18,876 - No wonder why I am the dump to your island. 398 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,178 You dumped that [bleep] bomb 399 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,546 right into my wedding reception, 400 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,215 and it lasted for ten full [bleep] months. 401 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,616 I didn't stop hearing about it. 402 00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:26,617 [bleep] My life. Thank God it's over. 403 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,052 - You missed the punch line. 404 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,621 Angelina doesn't know delivery. 405 00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,223 She doesn't know tone. 406 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,925 I gave Angelina, like, one good joke, 407 00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,927 and she can't even deliver it the right way. 408 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,562 - I might fart in a little bit, actually. 409 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,297 - I'm gonna kill myself. 410 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,499 - I want to take Uncle Nino's cane 411 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,468 and just, like, hook her off the stage. 412 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:47,438 - Jenni, can I fart on you, 'cause it's your birthday? 413 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,673 You won't let me touch your tits. 414 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,208 Can I just [bleep] fart on you at least? 415 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,844 - [bleep] It's the dump. That's the dump talking. 416 00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:54,879 That's the... 417 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,849 - As Angelina's giving her speech, 418 00:16:57,951 --> 00:17:02,420 I don't think I'm that nervous anymore as concerned. 419 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,590 - Jenni, my husband, he told me that you're [bleep] fiancé 420 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,359 is a size 15 shoe. Is that true? 421 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:12,130 Oh, my God. That's huge. Damn. 422 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,432 - You're great. Keep--keep going. 423 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,068 - I don't know what the [bleep] is happening. 424 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,604 This is a [bleep] show. 425 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,906 - You must really be sucking that thing good, boy. 426 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:25,276 - Oh, my... - What is happening? 427 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,111 - That wasn't the punch line, you idiot. 428 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:30,515 - Stop sucking. Stop [bleep]. Have a baby. 429 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:31,883 - Oh, my God. Help me. 430 00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:36,020 - Zack, where do I begin? 431 00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:39,490 - Save her! Save her! - Hold on. 432 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,360 - It's very apparent that Vinny worked so hard 433 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,362 on this talent show tonight. 434 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,396 - Just get to the sentimental part. 435 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,864 - All right. Stop, relax. 436 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:50,635 - But it's also very apparent that Angelina's worked 437 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,603 just as hard to ruin it. 438 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,138 - Turn the mic off. - Come on! 439 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,340 - Wait. Can I say the one--Jenni, 440 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,543 you seriously are a role model to me-- 441 00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,178 - Which at the end of the day 442 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,548 might make everyone laugh and might be just what we needed. 443 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,850 - But no. Seriously, I want to wish you guys the best. 444 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,786 Seeing you and your kids this trip makes me look up 445 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,088 to you as a mother, a person, 446 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,657 friend, businesswoman, and a speech-giver. 447 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,125 Actually, forget that speech-giver part. 448 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,493 We both [bleep] suck. 449 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,861 Let's just be honest. [bleep] am I doing up here? 450 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,062 I'm only doing this for you, bitch. 451 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,530 - True. - Thanks, Ang. 452 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,432 - You should remember this. This is how much I love you. 453 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,901 We've made so much progress, in my opinion. 454 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,770 We went from enemies to frenemies, 455 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,805 and I'm hoping, instead of being frenemies, 456 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,308 we can actually try and be real friends going forward. 457 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,276 Please, everybody, raise your glasses up, 458 00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:33,878 and let's cheers to the soon-to-be 459 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:37,982 Mr. and Mrs. 24. Happy birthday. Whoo! 460 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,818 - Thank you, Ang. That was--I'm proud of you. 461 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:41,886 - Mwah. 462 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,287 - Angelina Pivarnick, everybody. 463 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:44,856 - Why are you still calling me my other last name? 464 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,691 - Larangeira. - Asshole. 465 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:50,061 - Don't put Larangeira on that speech. 466 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,929 - All right, everybody. I hope everyone had a good night. 467 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:54,198 Happy birthday, Jenni. Thank you. 468 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,601 This was literally the biggest [bleep] show--literally show-- 469 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,804 that I've ever seen in my life, but I'm kind of proud of it. 470 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:02,240 Like, it was kind of like a beautiful disaster. 471 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,841 Like, it made everybody laugh, 472 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:07,311 and it was like the worst best thing I've ever seen. 473 00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,346 - Happy... - Thank you. 474 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:09,580 - Birthday, bitch. - Thank you. 475 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,249 That was really sweet. Best birthday ever. 476 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:15,186 - Whoo! - Boo this man! Boo this man! 477 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,889 - Everybody. - Get him with an empanada. 478 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:22,527 - Get him, baby! - Come on. Go DJ. 479 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,196 - This talent show has been a weird, crazy mess. 480 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,465 - Pauly's about to DJ. - It brings back memories. 481 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,033 I need to turn this whole, entire place 482 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,535 into a makeshift Karma. 483 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:34,038 [upbeat music] 484 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,707 - Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 485 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,409 - Mic check. One two. One two. 486 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,411 - Pauly, hit it, buddy. 487 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,413 - Never did I ever think that first summer 488 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,749 when we were partying at Karma we'd still be here 489 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:49,320 12 years later doing it in the Poconos. 490 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:52,390 - Whoo! 491 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,525 - Even though Zack wasn't around in the Karma days, 492 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,061 I feel like he's getting a little taste 493 00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:58,563 of what it's like. 494 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,398 I will have to say this is the best birthday 495 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,466 hands down that I've ever had. 496 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,835 - We're taking it back to Karma one time. 497 00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:07,838 Who's trying to beat the beat up with DJ Pauly D? Let's go! 498 00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:09,473 all: Yeah! 499 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,276 - It's so fun to be able to, like, dance with my roomies. 500 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,312 Kind of, like, be back to normal, for a second. 501 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,448 And even though we're all 90 years old, we still got it. 502 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,150 - First we start off banging the ground. 503 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:21,085 We're banging it as the beat fills. 504 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,354 - Bring it up! 505 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,190 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 506 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,659 all: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 507 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,094 - Whoo! 508 00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,762 - That beat's hitting us, and we're fighting back. 509 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,098 It's like we beat up that beat. 510 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,267 [all shouting] 511 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,669 - Yes, bitch. Like, this is why I came here, 512 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,338 because obviously I love my roomies. 513 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,274 But also, like, I want everyone to have a good [bleep] time. 514 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:46,244 It's time to get wild. Let's go. 515 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,979 all: Whoo! - Hey. Hey. Hey. 516 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,981 - You can't make this story up, man. 517 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:53,618 And remember I think [inaudible]. 518 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,254 I would like to say that I want this thing forever, 519 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,455 this right here. 520 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,323 12 years later, we're in the Poconos now 521 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:00,491 beating the beat up. 522 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,959 This is why we go on these trips, 523 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,894 for these moments right here. 524 00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:07,298 [all shouting] 525 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,801 - ♪ But baby you're good to good to go, go, go ♪ 526 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,870 - ♪ Good to go, go, go ♪ 527 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,273 - ♪ So DJ turn it up ♪ 528 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,108 ♪ So DJ turn it up ♪ 529 00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:18,776 ♪ DJ turn it up ♪ 530 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,578 ♪ And blow the speakers ♪ 531 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,947 ♪ So turn it up, yeah ♪ 532 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,715 ♪ Oh turn it ♪ 533 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:27,618 - We just made this into the next Karma. 534 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,820 We're beating up the beat. We're having a good time, 535 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,889 and this feels like old times again. 536 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,724 - That was cool. 537 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:36,861 - Yeah. I'm good. 538 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,663 - No. It was funny. 539 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:40,031 - I was like, "I don't want to offend you." 540 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,732 I was like, "Ooh." - No. It was funny. 541 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,934 - But she's on--usually she's not this bad. 542 00:21:44,037 --> 00:21:47,571 I'm like, "Holy [bleep]." What happened? 543 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:50,074 Thank you for not reacting. 544 00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:53,044 - Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 545 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:55,713 I actually felt great that Jenni was like, 546 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,615 "Listen, I'm sorry about Nicole." 547 00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:58,983 - Whoo! - I'm happy that 548 00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:01,185 she's seeing it too. I'm not going crazy here. 549 00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:03,954 - Whoo! - That's not even normal. 550 00:22:04,057 --> 00:22:05,256 [upbeat music] 551 00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:06,724 - Y'all have a good night. - Good night. Thank you. 552 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,694 - Thank you. Thank you, guys. Bye, guys. 553 00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:12,196 - You did good. You ignored. Thank you. 554 00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:14,632 - Ugh. 555 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:19,837 - ♪ I wanna go with you ♪ 556 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,972 - When the last two people on the dance floor 557 00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:23,674 are Snooki and Uncle Nino 558 00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:25,876 you know that it's time to end this night. 559 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,545 ♪ ♪ 560 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:30,514 - Whoo! - Oh. Buh. Buh. Buh. Buh. 561 00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:33,651 - Oh. Buh. Buh. Buh. Buh. 562 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:37,421 - Lookit. - No more music. 563 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:40,558 - Someone has to tell Nicole the music has stopped. 564 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,126 - Please play... 565 00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:44,161 - She's talking to the booth. 566 00:22:44,263 --> 00:22:46,964 - "Enjoy Yourself." Whoo! - She's a mess. 567 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:50,968 Nicole is staring and talking to an LED screen. 568 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,838 She's just attracted to shiny things. 569 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,673 She's like a moth right now. 570 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:59,877 - I will prepare for that. Thank you. 571 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:02,580 - What is going on? - It's time to go. 572 00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:05,716 - Shuttle van. - Buddha call me in. 573 00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:08,285 - Come on, Boo-boo. - Bye, girl. 574 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:09,987 - Nicole. - Yeah. I'm right here. 575 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:12,623 - Good night. - Best night of my life. 576 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:15,726 Thank you, Boo. You made me laugh so hard. 577 00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:19,063 - Yeah. Tonight sucked. 578 00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:21,565 What the [bleep]? Like, everyone was so horrible. 579 00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:24,835 [laughter] - Oh, my God. 580 00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:26,404 - ♪ You hop in the car and roll with me ♪ 581 00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:28,472 - All right, so I'm gonna stay out. 582 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,541 - Where are you going? - She going to the club. 583 00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:34,745 - Yeah. - I gotta put my kid to sleep. 584 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,082 No. Go to Vinny's room. 585 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:39,216 - I don't want to go to Vinny's room. 586 00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:41,786 I'd rather die. - Go to Ron's room. 587 00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:45,456 - I will go to Ron's room. - Yeesh ka-pibbles. 588 00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:47,525 - It was a good talent show. - It was. 589 00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:50,795 - It was the best talentless show I've ever been to. 590 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,229 - It was. 591 00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:55,232 I got a little nervous with Angelina and Nicole, but-- 592 00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:56,333 - Yeah. that got a little-- - No. 593 00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:57,968 Angelina just ignored, you know. 594 00:23:58,070 --> 00:23:59,303 - Which is crazy, because, you know, 595 00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:02,306 Angelina could have easily overreacted, and-- 596 00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:04,542 - She's getting better. - I know. It seems like 597 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,744 she's thinking things out instead of just reacting. 598 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,512 - Yeah. - I was super impressed. 599 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,781 - I want to [bleep] lose it. Like, I'ma lose it. 600 00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:12,383 I'm want to lose it. Nicole. She's... 601 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:13,517 - Yeah. This is a crazy night. - On another level. 602 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:14,618 She was on another level tonight. 603 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:15,820 - She's really drunk. - You know what? 604 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:17,321 From now on, Angelina's gonna get drunk, 605 00:24:17,423 --> 00:24:18,823 and I'm gonna [bleep] do [bleep] to people, 606 00:24:18,925 --> 00:24:20,357 and then what are they gonna say to me? 607 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:24,195 - I'm really drunk, and I'm behaving myself very well. 608 00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:26,497 - Here I am again having to always be the bigger person, 609 00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:28,566 and it's annoying, and it's annoying, and it's annoying. 610 00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:31,035 How much--how long can I take that? 611 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,704 - You're really drunk. You're behaving yourself very well. 612 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:34,939 - You need... - And Nicole-- 613 00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:39,443 - To brush your teeth. Babe, your breath stink. 614 00:24:39,545 --> 00:24:42,546 Stop! Stop, babe. Stop. Please stop. 615 00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:43,914 I don't give a [bleep]. Call me a villain. 616 00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:46,717 - You got to meet Dren tonight. - Who's Dren? 617 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,587 - Nicole's drunk persona. 618 00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:51,822 - Good night, Nicole. Go lay down. 619 00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:53,724 - No. You lay down. 620 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,993 - Nicole is still [bleep] raging, 621 00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:59,897 and hopefully she ends up in someone's bed other than mine. 622 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:04,001 - Let's just go. Do it. you [bleep] bitch. 623 00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:06,871 It's green. Now it's turning. 624 00:25:06,973 --> 00:25:08,339 - ♪ Go go ♪ 625 00:25:08,441 --> 00:25:10,307 - ♪ This is what it sounded like ♪ 626 00:25:10,409 --> 00:25:11,408 ♪ This is what it sounded like ♪ 627 00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:13,210 - She won't even remember it tomorrow. 628 00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:14,478 - ♪ This is what it sounded like ♪ 629 00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:17,948 - I'm ready, you whore bag. 630 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:20,951 Can I get a ride? 631 00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:24,822 Can someone pick me up? Mom. 632 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:26,924 Yo, I feel like there's sheep. 633 00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:29,760 Bye, losers. 634 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:33,197 Come on, little horses! 635 00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:35,866 Oh. Yeah. I'm a good time. 636 00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:37,101 Bring it on, ho. 637 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,770 Running away. 638 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,071 Ow! And that's all. 639 00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:42,840 - ♪ I'm a I'm a bad girl ♪ 640 00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:46,777 - ♪ I'm a bad girl, I'm a I'm a bad girl ♪ 641 00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:50,147 - ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 642 00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:53,217 ♪ Why don't we come together? ♪ 643 00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:55,019 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 644 00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:56,887 - Good morning, honeys. - Good morning. 645 00:25:56,989 --> 00:25:58,822 - Today is the last day today, honeys. 646 00:25:58,925 --> 00:26:01,592 - I know. - Good morning. 647 00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:04,261 - What a night. - I know. It was crazy. 648 00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:08,832 ♪ ♪ 649 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:10,968 - I hope stuff don't pop off at the baby shower. 650 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,871 - I hope not. Like, come on. Can we not contain ourselves? 651 00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:15,606 - For real. - I had a nightmare 652 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:17,942 that Angelina gave a speech. 653 00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:22,947 - [inaudible]. - Mm-hmm. 654 00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:26,483 - I cried so hard last night. I was laughing so hard. 655 00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:28,586 I can't catch my breath. 656 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:29,820 Do you want to go get food? 657 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:32,556 - Yeah. - It's a big day today, babe. 658 00:26:32,658 --> 00:26:34,525 - The party's today. - I know. 659 00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:35,859 It's our last day, 660 00:26:35,962 --> 00:26:37,728 and I planned this surprise baby shower 661 00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:43,567 for the pregnant moms-to-be. I want to hold a--surprise 662 00:26:43,669 --> 00:26:47,605 being the key--dual baby shower, on the last day. 663 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,540 - That would be perfect. 664 00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:52,743 - I hope Nicole doesn't start with Angelina again. 665 00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:55,012 Hopefully, she's able to help decorate. 666 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,781 There's drama with Nicole and Angelina, 667 00:26:57,883 --> 00:27:00,217 but I don't care who has beef. 668 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:02,519 We're squashing it during the party. 669 00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:07,391 I don't know anyone's state of mind right now. 670 00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:09,393 - Nicole's an asshole. - She can't handle her liquor. 671 00:27:09,495 --> 00:27:11,128 I thought you were bad. She's way worse. 672 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:13,097 - When she's like that I learned you gotta... 673 00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:14,331 - Yeah, you gotta just walk away. 674 00:27:14,433 --> 00:27:15,766 - You can't even look at her in the eyeballs, 675 00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:17,635 'cause once you look at her in the eyes, it's done. 676 00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:18,869 It's a wrap for you. 677 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,371 What the [bleep] actually happened last night? 678 00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:23,073 Like, what is Nicole's problem? 679 00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:24,608 I don't even know what to say at this point, 680 00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:28,045 because I'm so pissed off. You're throwing things at me. 681 00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:30,214 You're [bleep] disparaging my marriage. 682 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:31,615 You got, like, some [bleep] nerve. 683 00:27:31,717 --> 00:27:35,052 Back up. Mind your [bleep] business. 684 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,821 - I thought Angelina and Nicole were gonna fight. 685 00:27:37,923 --> 00:27:39,957 - I really did. - For real, bro. 686 00:27:40,059 --> 00:27:42,159 - I guess Nicole had a little too much wine to drink, 687 00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:44,261 and then next thing you know... 688 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:46,263 - When she Drens she Drens. 689 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:48,365 - And just because you're drunk doesn't give you a pass. 690 00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:51,669 - I guarantee you Nicole's not even gonna know. 691 00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:55,072 She's not gonna even remember. 692 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:59,176 - Mm. I'm passing away. 693 00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:00,844 You know when people say when they're hungover, 694 00:28:00,946 --> 00:28:02,446 "I feel like I got run over by a truck?" 695 00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:05,883 No. I really feel like somebody rolled over me 696 00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:09,386 with a [bleep] truck. Like, what is happening? 697 00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:13,724 I need a mimosa. I need food. I need Jesus. 698 00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:18,495 I remember bits and pieces from last night. 699 00:28:18,597 --> 00:28:22,933 - Oh! - Ahh! Ahh! 700 00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:24,301 - Man down. 701 00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:26,503 - But at the same time, I don't remember anything. 702 00:28:26,605 --> 00:28:29,139 - Are you sore at all? - My body hurts. 703 00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:30,207 I feel like I ran a mile. 704 00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:33,077 - You face-planted off the stage. 705 00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,979 - [laughs] 706 00:28:36,082 --> 00:28:37,247 - Oh, my God. 707 00:28:37,349 --> 00:28:40,284 I don't remember anything. 708 00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:41,752 No recollection. 709 00:28:41,854 --> 00:28:46,857 - You missed the whole set of stairs and just... 710 00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:47,858 - [bleep]. - Oh! 711 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,526 - Oh, my God. 712 00:28:49,628 --> 00:28:51,361 - Okay. - It was funny, 713 00:28:51,464 --> 00:28:55,265 'cause you just bounced back up and just kept on going. 714 00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:58,368 - Oh, my God. 715 00:28:58,471 --> 00:28:59,770 - It's the meatball in me. 716 00:28:59,872 --> 00:29:02,072 - I carried you off the stage with Mike. 717 00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:05,342 - I'm fine! I'm fine. 718 00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:08,712 - [laughs] 719 00:29:08,814 --> 00:29:10,948 - So embarrassing. 720 00:29:11,050 --> 00:29:13,150 - Do you know argued with Angelina? 721 00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:15,219 - Oh, [bleep]. Deena killed it. 722 00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:17,521 - I did the freakin' tequila thing. 723 00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:19,723 - Angelina, you weren't even involved. 724 00:29:19,825 --> 00:29:23,193 all: Whoa! 725 00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:25,729 - Dren is so rude. - [laughs] Yeah. 726 00:29:25,831 --> 00:29:27,831 - Sometimes Dren can be a bitch. 727 00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:30,467 - And then you were throwing things at her. 728 00:29:33,706 --> 00:29:36,673 - Normally, people black out, and they fall asleep, 729 00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:38,175 or they're just still fun. 730 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:41,645 When I black out Dren awakes. She's like a demon. 731 00:29:41,747 --> 00:29:43,647 [cackling] 732 00:29:43,749 --> 00:29:46,016 - I told everyone, "Don't make eye contact with it." 733 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:47,551 - "With it." 734 00:29:47,653 --> 00:29:50,354 - She comes into my body, and she's like, "[bleep] you. 735 00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:52,823 I'm gonna kill you." Like, she just hates people. 736 00:29:52,925 --> 00:29:54,725 - Don't look at it. Just let it sit there. 737 00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:56,260 I'm trying to talk to a therapist about it. 738 00:29:56,362 --> 00:29:57,895 Like, why does that happen? 739 00:29:57,997 --> 00:30:00,364 But if Dren's mean to you that means that I love you. 740 00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:05,302 I feel bad, and I hope she's not mad at me. 741 00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:07,971 - That girl just came yesterday. 742 00:30:08,073 --> 00:30:10,574 She's been MIA since the wedding. 743 00:30:10,676 --> 00:30:11,942 I had a brunch with her. 744 00:30:12,044 --> 00:30:13,677 - Yeah. I saw it on TMZ. 745 00:30:13,779 --> 00:30:17,214 - Well, we had a good brunch, I thought, 746 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:20,250 so I don't know why she's coming for me yesterday. 747 00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:22,820 For you to even [bleep] sit there and tell my husband 748 00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:24,421 that he deserves a girl that treats him good, 749 00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:26,990 like, bitch you don't know [bleep]. 750 00:30:27,092 --> 00:30:28,926 - Yeah, why are you yelling for? 751 00:30:29,028 --> 00:30:30,828 - I'm getting pissed off. 752 00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:36,200 I'm not--I'm [bleep]--I can't. Like, girl, I can't. 753 00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:39,269 Now my blood pressure's [bleep] boiling over here. 754 00:30:39,371 --> 00:30:40,571 I'm sick of it. 755 00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:42,406 Eventually, the old Angelina's gonna come back, 756 00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:45,509 and [bleep]'s gonna get liddy up in this bitch. 757 00:30:45,611 --> 00:30:47,845 A person can only take so much. 758 00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:50,514 There's only one way to [bleep] go. Down. 759 00:30:50,616 --> 00:30:52,549 'Cause I'm gonna [bleep] explode. 760 00:30:52,651 --> 00:30:54,384 I said, "Thank you, Nicole, for getting my husband a drink." 761 00:30:54,486 --> 00:30:56,053 She gives it to Chris. She goes, "Your wife treats 762 00:30:56,155 --> 00:30:57,888 you like [bleep]. You need to get another girl." 763 00:30:57,990 --> 00:30:59,289 - Oh. - "Your wife treats 764 00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:01,558 you like [bleep]." - Drama never sleeps, bro. 765 00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:03,360 Drama never sleeps. 766 00:31:09,735 --> 00:31:10,634 - ♪ There's a firestorm ahead ♪ 767 00:31:10,736 --> 00:31:12,069 ♪ H-h-h-hammering ♪ 768 00:31:12,171 --> 00:31:13,470 ♪ Like a drum ♪ 769 00:31:13,572 --> 00:31:14,905 - There's my shoes. 770 00:31:15,007 --> 00:31:17,841 - ♪ And I'll talk when I like like a maniac ♪ 771 00:31:17,943 --> 00:31:19,810 - I literally don't feel like looking nice today. 772 00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:21,311 - Hey. - Oh, hi, Chris. Hi, Dee. 773 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:23,847 - Hey, what's up? - Last night was wild. 774 00:31:23,949 --> 00:31:25,916 Did you not die when she fell off the stage? 775 00:31:26,018 --> 00:31:28,118 - Oh, my God. Whenever she got to the stairs 776 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,454 I would get really nervous, and it just came out. 777 00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:35,626 I'm like, "CJ, be careful. CJ." 778 00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:40,364 I just called her CJ! Like she was my child. 779 00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:42,499 - Yep, sure as hell was acting like one. 780 00:31:42,601 --> 00:31:45,936 - Dren was gunning for Angelina yesterday. 781 00:31:46,038 --> 00:31:47,304 - She was, like, throwing, like, 782 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:48,839 lobster or something at her. - Crab cakes. 783 00:31:48,941 --> 00:31:50,807 - She threw it, and Angelina was just, like, ignoring her. 784 00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:52,476 - Yeah. - And then Nicole's like, 785 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:57,047 "Excuse me. I'm throwing things at you." 786 00:31:57,149 --> 00:32:00,851 - Angelina, I am literally throwing [bleep] at you. 787 00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:01,985 - Oh, no. 788 00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:03,020 - I was like-- - I didn't see that. 789 00:32:03,122 --> 00:32:04,454 - It's, like, oh, my God. 790 00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:07,391 - I have to give Angelina credit where credit's due. 791 00:32:07,493 --> 00:32:09,026 She did right by all of us. 792 00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:10,427 She didn't let it ruin the night. 793 00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:11,795 She didn't let it ruin her night, 794 00:32:11,897 --> 00:32:14,364 and she didn't make a big scene out of it. 795 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:16,867 Could have went really bad really quickly, 796 00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:18,936 and Angelina didn't take the bait. 797 00:32:19,038 --> 00:32:21,071 I didn't know if you wanted to go to Angelina's room. 798 00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:22,339 - Yeah. - Hopefully... 799 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:23,907 - See how she's doing. - She's not upset. 800 00:32:24,009 --> 00:32:25,709 - You're bringing up something from Point Pleasant 801 00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:27,511 [bleep] years ago. Girl, like, stop. 802 00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:28,679 - All right. I'll be back, babe. 803 00:32:28,781 --> 00:32:30,047 - All right. Let me know how it goes. 804 00:32:30,149 --> 00:32:32,282 - Hopefully she didn't marinate in it too long. 805 00:32:32,384 --> 00:32:33,717 - Oh, God. I know. - Who is she? What is she? 806 00:32:33,819 --> 00:32:36,453 The queen of [bleep] England? Like, give me a break. 807 00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:38,422 - Honey, I think we done good out here. 808 00:32:38,524 --> 00:32:43,894 Baby Sitch is on the way, and the next chapter 809 00:32:43,996 --> 00:32:47,397 of this journey or this story, as it continues, 810 00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:52,235 is our gender reveal on the last day. 811 00:32:52,338 --> 00:32:54,371 - We've already had a gender reveal. 812 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:57,607 I did it with the Christmas tree. 813 00:32:57,710 --> 00:33:02,746 Oh, my-- - It's a boy! It's a boy! 814 00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:06,450 - Everybody knows it's a boy. Like, the reveal happened. 815 00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:11,455 - The wall has landed, okay? 816 00:33:11,557 --> 00:33:14,224 - Like, I'm so tired of the wall. 817 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:16,626 Mike's had this idea for months. 818 00:33:16,729 --> 00:33:19,096 - I saw something online where somebody ran through, 819 00:33:19,198 --> 00:33:21,431 like, a makeshift door 820 00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:25,202 and have it explode a specific color. 821 00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:28,472 Now that I'm officially gonna be Big Daddy Sitch, okay, 822 00:33:28,574 --> 00:33:30,574 I have to show my son out there 823 00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:34,411 that the comeback is always greater than the setback. 824 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:38,148 You want to [bleep] do this? [bleep]. 825 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,784 I can't GTL. I'm upset, man. 826 00:33:40,886 --> 00:33:42,919 I'm really, like, all in my feels. 827 00:33:43,022 --> 00:33:46,490 If you fall and take that L, turn it into a lesson. 828 00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:49,926 Get back up, dust yourself off, and try again. 829 00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:53,463 And hence why we're going through the wall today, honey. 830 00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:55,665 What do you think? 831 00:33:55,768 --> 00:34:00,170 - You had too much caffeine for me. 832 00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:01,171 - Come on. 833 00:34:01,273 --> 00:34:02,672 - Hey. - Hey. 834 00:34:02,775 --> 00:34:05,475 - How you doing, girl? - Yeah. How you doing? 835 00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:07,544 - You wash that crab cake out of your hair? 836 00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:11,314 - All of us have come such a long way since Vegas. 837 00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:12,582 - Here. 838 00:34:12,684 --> 00:34:13,583 - I'm actually gonna leave you girls alone. 839 00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:14,718 - I mean... - Bye. 840 00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:16,153 - We're, like, messes. - Hi and bye. 841 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:17,654 - I just hope that, you know, 842 00:34:17,756 --> 00:34:21,992 Dren didn't bring on another situation that we have to fix. 843 00:34:22,094 --> 00:34:23,193 - I just wanted to make sure you're okay. 844 00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:24,194 - First of all, how was your birthday? 845 00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:25,295 Did you like it? 846 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:27,197 - It was amazing. - Did you have fun? 847 00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:28,432 - I had so much fun. You guys... 848 00:34:28,534 --> 00:34:30,000 - The speech was good, right? - Killed it. 849 00:34:30,102 --> 00:34:31,435 - Well, I'm happy that you enjoyed it. 850 00:34:31,537 --> 00:34:34,004 - Nicole falling had me crying. Did you see her fall? 851 00:34:34,106 --> 00:34:35,272 - I did. 852 00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:37,374 - When she drinks she'll either go really happy, 853 00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:40,744 or Dren comes out, and we're all used to Dren. 854 00:34:40,846 --> 00:34:43,980 Like, as soon as we see Dren coming out, all of us scatter. 855 00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:45,882 - She's Dren. She's two people. 856 00:34:45,984 --> 00:34:47,417 - I know how to handle Dren, 857 00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:51,188 because I've been around Dren so many times. 858 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,723 Angelina's only been around Dren a couple times, 859 00:34:53,826 --> 00:34:56,226 because she wasn't around for so long. 860 00:34:56,328 --> 00:35:00,230 So, Angelina, meet Dren. She's a bitch. 861 00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:02,232 - The most concerning thing to me 862 00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:05,802 is what she said to my husband. - What'd she say? 863 00:35:05,904 --> 00:35:08,472 - She went to go get Chris a drink, and I said, 864 00:35:08,574 --> 00:35:09,973 "Thank you, Nicole, for getting my husband a drink." 865 00:35:10,075 --> 00:35:11,341 She gives it to Chris. She goes, "Your wife 866 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,477 treats you like [bleep]. You need to get another girl." 867 00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:14,878 - Oh. - "Your wife treats 868 00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:15,912 you like [bleep]." 869 00:35:16,014 --> 00:35:17,347 - You treat him like dog [bleep]. 870 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:20,183 I hope one day you find a respectable woman. 871 00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:21,485 - Like, why would you do that? - I didn't know that. 872 00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:24,187 - Now, if I did that to her, she would flip... 873 00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:25,755 - I know. - The [bleep] out. 874 00:35:25,858 --> 00:35:27,791 - I do think it was a low blow for Nicole 875 00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:29,926 to go after Angelina's marriage, 876 00:35:30,028 --> 00:35:32,295 so Angelina's right on this one. 877 00:35:32,397 --> 00:35:34,631 - Clearly, I feel like there's still animosity there, 878 00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:36,666 and that's why she zoomed in on you. 879 00:35:36,768 --> 00:35:40,437 And maybe you guys do still need to talk things out. 880 00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:42,772 In Vegas, when I sat down with Angelina, 881 00:35:42,875 --> 00:35:46,476 we got everything that we needed to talk about out. 882 00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:50,046 I'm ready to move on. It's just, like, time. 883 00:35:50,149 --> 00:35:51,781 - I feel the same way. I'm just, like, over it. 884 00:35:51,884 --> 00:35:53,283 I don't want to talk about it anymore. 885 00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:55,252 - Nicole and Angelina, 886 00:35:55,354 --> 00:35:57,787 they did a brunch where they both got drunk. 887 00:35:57,890 --> 00:36:00,290 - Cheers to you not being a [bleep] dramatic bitch. 888 00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:02,325 - And cheers to you going, "[bleep] Yourself." 889 00:36:02,427 --> 00:36:06,930 - So I feel like they didn't have that serious conversation, 890 00:36:07,032 --> 00:36:10,066 and maybe that's why there's still some animosity there. 891 00:36:10,169 --> 00:36:13,003 So I feel like you guys do need a talk. 892 00:36:13,105 --> 00:36:15,105 - You need to tell her how you truly feel, 893 00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:16,740 and I don't think there's anything wrong with it, 894 00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:18,008 and I'll have your back... - Thank you. 895 00:36:18,110 --> 00:36:19,409 - With that. She's my best friend, 896 00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:21,411 but at the end of the day, like, you have the right 897 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,180 to have the feelings that you're having. 898 00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:26,616 - I think Nicole's got some deep-seated issues with me. 899 00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,418 - I'll hit you up on when we'll meet. 900 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,654 - Thank you. It came out when she was drunk. 901 00:36:30,756 --> 00:36:32,522 - We've had such a good time, and we've... 902 00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:33,924 - I like you today. - Come such a long way. 903 00:36:34,026 --> 00:36:35,058 - Oh, you like me today? 904 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,027 But she can't use her drunkenness 905 00:36:37,129 --> 00:36:40,030 as a [bleep] excuse, though. I'm not hearing that today. 906 00:36:40,132 --> 00:36:41,531 All right. I'll see you guys in a little bit. 907 00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:43,934 - Yes. Get ready. Don't be late. 908 00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:46,336 - [scoffs] Hell no. 909 00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:55,245 - ♪ We could be friends, we could be friends ♪ 910 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:57,547 ♪ You know by now just how this ends ♪ 911 00:36:57,649 --> 00:36:59,683 - How are we gonna do this with Nicole? 'Cause I feel like... 912 00:36:59,785 --> 00:37:00,784 - I don't know. - She's gonna-- 913 00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:02,986 - Let's go down to Mike and Vinny. 914 00:37:03,088 --> 00:37:05,088 - Last night got a little bit crazy 915 00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:07,591 with Angelina and Nicole. 916 00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:09,059 After talking to Angelina, 917 00:37:09,161 --> 00:37:12,229 I know that there is a bigger issue here than just Dren. 918 00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:13,697 - I think they're in here. 919 00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,432 - So we have to figure out 920 00:37:15,534 --> 00:37:17,434 how we're going to fix this problem. 921 00:37:17,536 --> 00:37:19,102 Hey. - Hi, gents. 922 00:37:19,204 --> 00:37:20,904 - Morning. What's happenings? 923 00:37:21,006 --> 00:37:22,105 - Well we... - A lot of dramas. 924 00:37:22,207 --> 00:37:23,974 - Just sat with Angelina. - Oh. 925 00:37:24,076 --> 00:37:25,408 - Stop it. 926 00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:27,444 - Well, because we wanted to make sure she was all right. 927 00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:28,878 - Uh-huh. What happened? 928 00:37:28,981 --> 00:37:31,047 - Nicole was, like, really antagonizing her last night. 929 00:37:31,149 --> 00:37:32,649 - Uh-huh. - Throwing food at her. 930 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,150 - Uh-huh. - It took a lot for me 931 00:37:34,253 --> 00:37:35,986 to take the high road last night. It really did. 932 00:37:36,088 --> 00:37:37,921 - But at least all your roomies actually agree with you. 933 00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:40,857 - She's holding a grudge, boy. For what reason, I don't know. 934 00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:44,728 - We didn't know she went to Chris, and she goes... 935 00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:45,962 - "You need a new girl. 936 00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:47,464 Your wife treats you like [bleep]." 937 00:37:47,566 --> 00:37:49,699 - Oh, [bleep]. It's like that? I don't understand. 938 00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:52,402 I thought, like, they were texting each other. 939 00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:53,970 Things were a little better. 940 00:37:54,072 --> 00:37:58,074 I know that Snooki did make some remarks at their lunch 941 00:37:58,176 --> 00:37:59,609 or brunch or whatever it was. 942 00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:02,679 - The problem is, me and Angelina sat down, 943 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:04,180 had a real conversation. 944 00:38:04,283 --> 00:38:06,149 It was, like, a serious conversation. 945 00:38:06,251 --> 00:38:07,917 It was like a year and a half of our lives 946 00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:09,619 that was, like, a mess. 947 00:38:09,721 --> 00:38:11,121 - You guys had to bring in... - You know? 948 00:38:11,223 --> 00:38:12,789 - Dr. Drew for my conversation. - You had to get Dr. Drew, 949 00:38:12,891 --> 00:38:14,691 so, like, we had serious conversations. 950 00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:16,293 We actually got through... 951 00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:17,460 - Yeah. Nicole was just... - What we had to. 952 00:38:17,562 --> 00:38:18,461 - Like, "Let's do a shot. Cheers, bitch." 953 00:38:18,563 --> 00:38:19,562 - Yeah. 954 00:38:19,665 --> 00:38:20,964 - Right, so that could be the problem. 955 00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:24,100 - Wow, so I think we have a lot of work on our hands. 956 00:38:24,202 --> 00:38:28,004 I feel like Nicole is about to undo all of the work 957 00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:29,406 that we did in Vegas. 958 00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:32,042 - Angelina's coming? Are you guys kidding? 959 00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:34,210 - Sometimes you have to be the bigger person. 960 00:38:34,313 --> 00:38:35,679 - I am always the bigger person. 961 00:38:35,781 --> 00:38:37,013 [bleep] out of here. 962 00:38:37,115 --> 00:38:39,749 - Angelina's in. - I just don't want to allow 963 00:38:39,851 --> 00:38:41,451 someone like that back in my life. 964 00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:44,054 - It was not easy, but we got past it. 965 00:38:44,156 --> 00:38:46,723 - The goal is to make it so everybody can get along. 966 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:50,560 - I want this done. all: Hey! 967 00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:53,263 - Oh, I love a wedding. [indistinct]. 968 00:38:53,365 --> 00:38:54,731 - Jenni! 969 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,633 She just said we're not mean girls! 970 00:38:56,735 --> 00:38:58,034 - You're not mean girls. 971 00:38:58,136 --> 00:39:00,003 - What you call this right here is a job well done. 972 00:39:00,105 --> 00:39:01,271 both: Yes. 973 00:39:01,373 --> 00:39:03,306 - All of our hard work is about to be undone, 974 00:39:03,408 --> 00:39:05,742 so I'm a little nervous for sure. 975 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:08,311 - Bye. - See you guys in a little bit. 976 00:39:08,413 --> 00:39:10,780 I was, like, enjoying the fruits of our labor, like, 977 00:39:10,882 --> 00:39:13,683 watching all the girls, like, be happy and smiling, and... 978 00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:14,884 - Yeah. - I was like, "Wow. 979 00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:17,287 Like, we did that," and now party's here 980 00:39:17,389 --> 00:39:18,655 just like... 981 00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:20,623 It's time to defuse this bomb, 982 00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:23,626 and it's time for RSVP to assemble. 983 00:39:23,729 --> 00:39:24,928 It seems we're gonna have to have a meeting 984 00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,129 of the minds right now. 985 00:39:26,231 --> 00:39:27,664 - You want to call Ronnie? 986 00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:32,001 - Because I won't allow anyone to undo all of the work 987 00:39:32,104 --> 00:39:34,904 that has been done in Vegas by RSVP. 988 00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:38,608 Yo, what up, man? We need an RSVP emergency meeting. 989 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:41,044 - RSVP needs to have an emergency meeting. 990 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:46,616 - When the girls have issues, RSVP solves it, like tissues. 991 00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:47,617 - R. - S. 992 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:48,952 - V. - P. 993 00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,720 all: To the rescue! - What happened, bro? 994 00:39:50,822 --> 00:39:54,724 - There seems to be a rift between Angeliners and Snooki. 995 00:39:54,826 --> 00:39:56,559 - I mean, we literally just had a dinner the night 996 00:39:56,661 --> 00:39:58,962 before saying like, "Oh, my God. 997 00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:00,830 This is the happiest we've ever been." 998 00:40:00,932 --> 00:40:02,165 - Yes. To be honest, 999 00:40:02,267 --> 00:40:04,401 this vacation has really brought us closer together. 1000 00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:05,835 - Yeah. We're like this. We're like this. 1001 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:07,303 - This is the closest we've ever been. 1002 00:40:07,406 --> 00:40:08,405 - Yes. 1003 00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:09,672 - Everyone's getting along. - Yes. 1004 00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:11,775 - This trip, we've definitely grown closer. 1005 00:40:11,877 --> 00:40:13,576 - Oh, [bleep]! - [bleep]. 1006 00:40:13,678 --> 00:40:15,845 - Every other trip, there's so much drama and chaos, 1007 00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:17,247 and I feel like, this time, 1008 00:40:17,349 --> 00:40:19,783 we actually enjoyed each other's company. 1009 00:40:19,885 --> 00:40:25,054 all: Yeah! 1010 00:40:25,157 --> 00:40:27,791 - And then last night we went from having a great time 1011 00:40:27,893 --> 00:40:30,059 at a birthday party with a talent show 1012 00:40:30,162 --> 00:40:35,732 to Angelina having beef with Nicole. 1013 00:40:35,834 --> 00:40:38,568 Nicole is our sister. We love her, you know, 1014 00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:41,971 we want the whole family together just getting along. 1015 00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:44,474 - Hello? - Hey, what are you doing? 1016 00:40:44,576 --> 00:40:45,975 - We're in the room. What are you doing? 1017 00:40:46,077 --> 00:40:48,445 - Do you want to come to the main suite? 1018 00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:49,512 - All right. I'll be there. 1019 00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:50,613 I'm gonna put my shoes on, okay? 1020 00:40:50,715 --> 00:40:52,182 - All right. Thanks. - Bye. 1021 00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:54,717 - Drama never sleeps, bro. Drama never sleeps. 1022 00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:56,953 - ♪ And like your mama said, mama said ♪ 1023 00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:59,255 ♪ Honey don't worry, it's all in your head ♪ 1024 00:40:59,357 --> 00:41:00,790 ♪ In your head ♪ 1025 00:41:00,892 --> 00:41:02,592 ♪ They try to tell you how to make your bed ♪ 1026 00:41:02,694 --> 00:41:04,227 ♪ Make your bed ♪ 1027 00:41:04,329 --> 00:41:05,895 ♪ They're not the ones that gonna be sleepin' there ♪ 1028 00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:07,030 ♪ Sleepin' there ♪ 1029 00:41:07,132 --> 00:41:08,565 - I thought today was gonna be an easy day. 1030 00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:14,237 - ♪ Don't you let 'em take your crown ♪ 1031 00:41:14,339 --> 00:41:17,640 ♪ No-oh-oh ♪ 1032 00:41:19,044 --> 00:41:20,910 Can we go talk? - Oh, no. Here we go. 1033 00:41:21,012 --> 00:41:24,581 Awkward. 1034 00:41:24,683 --> 00:41:25,682 - I have a bit of a surprise. 1035 00:41:25,784 --> 00:41:26,883 - Oh, my God. Another one? 1036 00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:30,553 - What is that? - Oh, it's happening. 1037 00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:33,857 [dramatic music] 1038 00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:36,693 [all shouting] 1039 00:41:36,795 --> 00:41:38,094 - Ahh! - Medic!