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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ MTV ♪</i></font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What was nosy [bleep]
\h\hMs. Peabody Lauren</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}asking you, last night?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- To be honest,
I don’t even remember.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I was so [bleep]-up.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Oh, no. You probably
answering [bleep] dumb [bleep].</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I think we should throw,
\h\hlike, a birthday party</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor Jenni,
since we’re all together.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Cool.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What are we gonna get Jenni
\h\h\hfor her birthday, bro?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Maybe some sort of, like,</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}talent show for her,
\h\has a gift to her.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- And this is a present
\h\h\h\h\h\hfor Jenni?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah. It’s a present for her.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hShe’ll love it.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Are you here?
- I think I’m pulling in.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Hey, pardners.
- Are you insane?</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We gotta smuggle you.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hI literally--I’m gonna
throw up, but I need a mimosa.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Nobody has no idea I’m here?</font>

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<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>♪ Let's party, get loud ♪</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>- Yeah, buddy!</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>- The Situation</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>is under construction.</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>- This might not have</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>been the best idea.</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>- We're so classy now.</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>- On the seventh day,</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>it'll be lit.</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>- Get the frig out of here,</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>you crazy!</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>- Um, hello?</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ If you wanna have fun,</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>then do something crazy ♪</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>[plucky upbeat music]</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

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<b>- [laughs]</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

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<b>- Whoa!</b>
<b>- What the hell is this?</b>

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<b>- So we want to start</b>
<b>celebrating</b>

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<b>your birthday today, and...</b>

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<b>- Whoo-hoo!</b>
<b>- Today is your first surprise.</b>

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<b>- Happy birthday!</b>
<b>all: Ahh!</b>

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<b>- Whoo!</b>

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<b>- I am dying right now.</b>
<b>I'll be honest.</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>Like, I didn't think</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>I'd see Nicole here.</i></b>

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<b>Like, it's...it's really nice.</b>

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<b>all: Yay!</b>
<b>- Nicole's here.</b>

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<b>It's Jenni's friggin' birthday.</b>
<b>Time to start celebrating.</b>

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<b>Everyone's popping champagne.</b>
<b>Everybody's happy, laughing.</b>

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<b>- Jenni's crying!</b>
<b> </b><b><i>- And I'm just so happy,</i></b>

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<b>'cause this is exactly</b>
<b>what we wanted.</b>

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<b>We were hoping</b>
<b>you were gonna cry.</b>

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<b>I made it happen.</b>
<b>[laughs]</b>

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<b>- That's Jenni's best friend.</b>
<b>- Yeah.</b>

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<b>- She came for her</b>
<b>birthday breakfast.</b>

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<b>- She used to hang out</b>
<b>with us all the time.</b>

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<b>- Yeah.</b>
<b>- Then she quit.</b>

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<b>- Then she came back,</b>
<b>for Angelina's lunch.</b>

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<b>- [laughs]</b>
<b>- You guys are so bad.</b>

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<b>- Welcome to</b>
<b>the Pocono Mountains!</b>

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<b>- How long are you staying?</b>

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<b>- I'm staying the night,</b>
<b>so we can cuddle.</b>

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<b>- Yay.</b>
<b>- Oh, my God. It's happening.</b>

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<b>- I know.</b>
<b>Sitting at the table right now,</b>

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<b>I feel like there's</b>
<b>a lot of people.</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>Like, last time,</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>it was just, like, us.</i></b>

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<b>But now, like, we have</b>
<b>all the spouses and everyone.</b>

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<b>There's like 20 people here.</b>

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<b>- Speech. Speech. Speech.</b>
<b>- All right, guys.</b>

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<b>I'm all in my feels right now,</b>

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<b>because I'm looking</b>
<b>at this table right now,</b>

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<b>and this family</b>
<b>has gotten bigger.</b>

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<b>Our sister is back.</b>
<b>It is JWOWW's birthday.</b>

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<b>JWOWW and Zack</b>
<b>have gotten engaged,</b>

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<b>and we're celebrating</b>
<b>two babymoons,</b>

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<b>and Vinny is still single.</b>

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<b>[laughter]</b>

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<b>Living our best life.</b>
<b>To family. I love you guys.</b>

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<b>- Who's better than us?</b>
<b>- Yay!</b>

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<b>- Yes.</b>
<b>- Salud.</b>

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<b>Salud.</b>
<b>- Happy birthday.</b>

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<b>- It seems like we have</b>
<b>another wedding</b>

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<b>to plan shortly, in the future.</b>

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<b>- I can't wait for this.</b>
<b>- I know.</b>

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<b>- I can officiate.</b>
<b>- Yeah.</b>

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<b>- Angelina wants to do the</b>
<b>speech to that one she said.</b>

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<b>- That's fine.</b>
<b>- That's fine?</b>

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<b>- Jenni won't flip out.</b>
<b>- Ooh.</b>

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<b>all: Ooh!</b>

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<b>- It depends on what's</b>
<b>in it though.</b>

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<b>- Ooh-ho-ho.</b>

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<b>- You never know.</b>

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<b>You never know, girl.</b>
<b>- Dramars.</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>- It's funny, because tonight,</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>at Jenni's birthday,</i></b>

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<b>I'm going to give her</b>
<b>a real speech.</b>

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<b>Can I give her a speech?</b>
<b>[both gasp]</b>

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<b>- Wait a second.</b>
<b>This could be hysterical.</b>

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<b>- Kind of like what</b>
<b>she did to me.</b>

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<b>- It should be fine.</b>

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<b>- Ooh, she said</b>
<b>it should be fine.</b>

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<b>You ruined my life for a year.</b>
<b>- Ooh.</b>

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<b>[laughter]</b>

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<b>- What a nice breakfast.</b>

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<b>- This is so sweet.</b>

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<b>- So sweet.</b>
<b>- Just like old times.</b>

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<b>- Yes, and we have</b>
<b>a very fun-packed day today.</b>

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<b>- Yeah. We have some</b>
<b>fun things planned.</b>

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<b>That's all I'm gonna say.</b>
<b>So Nicole's here.</b>

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<b>The meatball surprise is done,</b>

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<b>but I have things planned</b>
<b>for Jenni this entire day.</b>

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<b>- All right. Let's go.</b>
<b>- Let's go, guys.</b>

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<b>- Yo, there!</b>

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<b>- We have to keep</b>
<b>this ride going.</b>

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<b>- Come on, come on, come on.</b>

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<b>- Babe, stop putting stickers</b>
<b>on stuff.</b>

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<b>- We got a big squad now.</b>

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<b>We rolling deep</b>
<b>with this squad, dude.</b>

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<b>- Nicole, Angelina and Chris</b>
<b>are fighting over</b>

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<b>taking a [bleep] this morning.</b>
<b>- Really?</b>

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<b>- He goes eight times</b>
<b>a day, Nicole.</b>

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<b>- Yeah.</b>
<b>I think taking a [bleep], like,</b>

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<b>trumps doing</b>
<b>your makeup though,</b>

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<b>so, like, you couldn't move</b>
<b>and go to another mirror.</b>

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<b>- No. Not in that--</b>
<b>Not in this room.</b>

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<b>- He can't</b>
<b>[bleep] on the floor.</b>

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<b>- Oh, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren.</b>

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<b>- He can go [bleep]</b>
<b>in their room.</b>

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<b>- What?</b>

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<b>- She always has</b>
<b>something snarky to say.</b>

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<b>- Oh, my God.</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>And I still don't know</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>what she said</i></b>

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<b>at the significant other</b>
<b>dinner.</b>

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<b>What was Chris saying?</b>
<b>- I asked him some things.</b>

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<b>- Those hard questions?</b>

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<b>It just never ends.</b>

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<b>- I got this discussion</b>
<b>going again.</b>

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<b>- It's fun while you're</b>
<b>doing it, but then...</b>

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<b>- Oh, shut up, Vinny.</b>
<b>- The next--</b>

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<b>- [bleep] it. Let's rage.</b>
<b>- Shut the [bleep] up.</b>

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<b>- Shut up, [bleep].</b>

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<b>- Nicole...</b>
<b>- I am so sick and tired...</b>

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<b>- Welcome back.</b>
<b>- Of hearing your pussy mouth.</b>

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<b>- Welcome back.</b>
<b>- What are you, the gangster?</b>

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<b>- No. She's a wank-ster.</b>

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<b>[laughter]</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>[energetic music]</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

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<b>- Oh, my God.</b>
<b>We're all going in at once?</b>

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<b>We're definitely not gonna fit.</b>

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<b>- Nicole, sit on my lap.</b>
<b>- Yeah.</b>

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<b>Let the short people</b>
<b>be in the front.</b>

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<b>- Oh, this is a lot.</b>

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<b>- I want to come, too,</b>
<b>you know?</b>

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<b>- "Happy birthday, Jenni,"</b>
<b>ready?</b>

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<b>all: One. Two. Three.</b>

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<b>Happy birthday, Jenni!</b>

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<b>- Aw.</b>
<b>- Happy birthday.</b>

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<b>- Thanks.</b>
<b>- We got it. Good job, guys.</b>

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<b>- Yeah.</b>
<b>- Roomies only, you guys.</b>

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<b>Roomies only.</b>

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<b>- All right. Roomies only.</b>
<b>Angelina, get out.</b>

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<b>- Eff off.</b>

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<b>- If you guys can go</b>
<b>out there, please?</b>

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<b>- Oh, yeah.</b>
<b>- [bleep] it.</b>

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<b>- We're the misfits.</b>
<b>- I got your boy.</b>

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<b>We gotta kick off the show.</b>
<b>- The surprise.</b>

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<b>- [bleep] them. [bleep] them.</b>
<b>[laughter]</b>

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<b>- Well, they don't</b>
<b>need us anymore.</b>

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<b>- Fam's back.</b>

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<b>- Wait. The fam's back,</b>
<b>or fam's back?</b>

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<b>- Family's back.</b>
<b>- Family's back.</b>

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<b>- We should do one</b>
<b>in the hallway right now.</b>

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<b>Professional.</b>
<b>- One. Two. Three.</b>

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<b>all: The family's back!</b>
<b>- You grabbed my tit.</b>

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<b>- I missed it.</b>

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<b>- Yo, they just</b>
<b>kicked us out, man.</b>

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<b>- Yeah. Like, what the hell?</b>
<b>- New Jersey [bleep].</b>

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<b>- Confessionals</b>
<b>with the rejects.</b>

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<b>- Yeah!</b>
<b>- Yay!</b>

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<b>- Right here, boo-boo.</b>
<b>- This our room?</b>

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<b>- This is our room.</b>
<b>- I love you, Ron.</b>

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<b>- Nicole's moving in.</b>
<b>- So I'm in here?</b>

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<b>- You're in this bed.</b>

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<b>We're in that bed,</b>
<b>but they're--</b>

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<b>- Nicole's staying here?</b>
<b>- Nicole's staying here.</b>

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<b>- Do you have a problem?</b>
<b>- No.</b>

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<b>- Know you guys just got</b>
<b>engaged, but step aside, Zack.</b>

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<b>I'm moving in.</b>
<b>Bitch is still here.</b>

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<b>Can we get Jenni wasted?</b>

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<b>It's her birthday</b>
<b>celebration today.</b>

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<b>- Yeah. I guess so.</b>

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<b>- Have you ever even</b>
<b>seen me wasted?</b>

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<b>- Stop.</b>

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<b>- Wow. I drank</b>
<b>a lot of tequila.</b>

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<b>[thud]</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

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<b>- [snorts]</b>
<b>- Yes?</b>

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<b>- Babe, come on.</b>

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<b>- I'm gonna go over</b>
<b>to Vinny's room really quick.</b>

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<b>- What? For what, the speech?</b>

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<b>- Yeah.</b>

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<b>On one side of me,</b>
<b>I'm like,</b>

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<b>"This could start some drama</b>
<b>between Jenni and I."</b>

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<b>On the other side of things,</b>
<b>I'm like, "Eh, [bleep] it."</b>

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<b>This girl gave me a terrible</b>
<b>speech at my wedding.</b>

201
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<b>What should I say</b>
<b>in the speech?</b>

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<b>Give me some pointers.</b>
<b>- See what Vinny says.</b>

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<b>I don't want to tell you</b>
<b>something, and then you [bleep]</b>

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<b>yell at me for giving</b>
<b>the wrong information.</b>

205
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<b>- I hate that I have to</b>
<b>ask Vinny for anything,</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>but I definitely need help,</i></b>

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<b>because I don't want</b>
<b>to go up there</b>

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<b>and, like, totally [bleep]</b>
<b>bomb like they did.</b>

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<b>all: Boo!</b>
<b>- Oh!</b>

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<b>- It's a joke.</b>

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<b>- Calm down, Staten Island.</b>

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<b>- It's joking. Joking.</b>

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<b>- All right. See you later.</b>

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<b>- All right. Bye.</b>

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<b>I can [bleep] in peace.</b>

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<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ Gotta train when you rest,</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>bless! ♪</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>♪ I am a secret</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>they kept ♪</i></b>

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<b>- [muttering]</b>
<b>Or as I like to call them,</b>

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<b>jerk chicken parmesan.</b>

220
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<b> </b><b><i>I am feeling</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>a little bit of pressure</i></b>

221
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<b> </b><b><i>of putting on a whole talent</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>show for Jenni's party.</i></b>

222
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<b> </b><b><i>Look, I'm a showman.</i></b>

223
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<b>You know,</b>
<b>when I do things--when</b>

224
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<b>I hit a stage, like,</b>
<b>I want to be prepared.</b>

225
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<b>I want to do it right.</b>
<b>I have to perform my talents.</b>

226
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<b> </b><b><i>I want to, you know,</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>of course,</i></b>

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<b> </b><b><i>make everybody laugh.</i></b>

228
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<b>I'm stressed.</b>

229
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<b>[knocking]</b>

230
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<b>- Vinny?</b>
<b>- Who is that?</b>

231
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<b>- Ang. It's me.</b>

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<b>- Who said you could</b>
<b>come in here?</b>

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<b>- I'm allowed to come in here.</b>
<b>Can you help me with a speech?</b>

234
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<b>Like, can you do</b>
<b>a speech with me?</b>

235
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<b>'Cause I can't do it alone.</b>

236
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<b>- Right now, I'm writing</b>
<b>my own material.</b>

237
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<b>- No, no, no, no.</b>

238
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<b>- I'm kind of--</b>

239
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<b>- I'm gonna take my notepad</b>
<b>out right now.</b>

240
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<b>- I'm kind of a genius.</b>
<b>- No. [bleep] you.</b>

241
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<b>- Angelina leaves you</b>
<b>no choice.</b>

242
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<b>Can you get out of my bed?</b>
<b>- No.</b>

243
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<b>- There's another bed</b>
<b>right there.</b>

244
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<b>- I don't care.</b>
<b>I'm sitting on yours.</b>

245
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<b>- She's just like a chihuahua</b>
<b>that won't stop.</b>

246
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<b>Okay, so if I help you</b>
<b>with this, will you go away?</b>

247
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<b>- Yes.</b>
<b>- So I'm literally just, like,</b>

248
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<b>trying to help Angelina,</b>

249
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<b>so that I can kick her</b>
<b>out of the room.</b>

250
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<b>Like, what do you have, so far?</b>

251
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<b>- [sighs] Nothing.</b>
<b>- Nothing, at all?</b>

252
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<b>- No!</b>
<b>I can't [bleep] write anything.</b>

253
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<b>- You need to start strong.</b>
<b>You need to start with a joke.</b>

254
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<b>- Okay, so I'm just gonna walk</b>
<b>up there with a microphone</b>

255
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<b>and just be like,</b>
<b>"Hey, you [bleep] assholes?"</b>

256
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<b>- Um...</b>
<b> </b><b><i>There is an art</i></b>

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<b>to comedy speech writing.</b>

258
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<b>- Jenni, we all know you found</b>
<b>your [bleep] man</b>

259
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<b>at a [bleep] flea market.</b>

260
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<b>[laughs]</b>
<b>- Wow.</b>

261
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<b>No. Now you're getting dark.</b>
<b>- I'm joking.</b>

262
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<b>- Now you're gonna offend.</b>
<b>- All right. All right.</b>

263
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<b>- Angelina is not really, like,</b>

264
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<b>eloquent or, like,</b>
<b>smooth with it.</b>

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<b>- Can we say</b>
<b>something about Zack?</b>

266
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<b>- Yeah, um...</b>

267
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<b>And then you also have to say</b>
<b>funny stuff, so she's [bleep].</b>

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<b>- Okay, so you said, "Jenni,</b>
<b>you said you were the dump</b>

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<b>"to my--I was</b>
<b>a dump to your--no.</b>

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<b>"I was the dump to the island.</b>

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<b>To Staten Island.</b>
<b>To her island."</b>

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<b>- But I don't want it</b>
<b>to bomb so bad</b>

273
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<b>that it causes</b>
<b>another year of drama.</b>

274
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<b>- Jenni, you said that I was</b>
<b>the dump to your island,</b>

275
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<b>but what?</b>
<b>[bleep].</b>

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<b>- This is gonna be a disaster.</b>

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<b>- [bleep]. This is so hard.</b>
<b>There's so many things.</b>

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<b>- Wait.</b>
<b>Just shut up for a second.</b>

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<b>- I'm [bleep] brainstorming</b>
<b>and talking out loud.</b>

280
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<b>- Well, brainstorm</b>
<b>in your head, for a second.</b>

281
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<b>- I can't.</b>

282
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<b>- Clearly, the lake is frozen,</b>

283
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<b>but we could do a fun,</b>

284
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<b>competitive boat-building</b>
<b>competition.</b>

285
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<b> </b><b><i>[rock music]</i></b>

286
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<b>- Go!</b>
<b>- Go!</b>

287
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<b>- Saffabears!</b>
<b>- Side Piece!</b>

288
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<b>- Whoo!</b>
<b>- These two are ruthless.</b>

289
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<b>- Saffabears!</b>

290
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<b>- Ahh!</b>
<b>- [bleep]!</b>

291
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<b>- I want to get a little drunk,</b>
<b>and then...</b>

292
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<b>- Ooh.</b>
<b>- I'm coming for you.</b>

293
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<b>- Oh, [bleep].</b>
<b>- But happy birthday, for now.</b>

294
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<b>all: Ooh!</b>

295
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<b>- Sounds like she's coming</b>
<b>for you.</b>

296
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<b>I'm just saying,</b>
<b>but what do I know?</b>

297
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<b>I just play the music.</b>

298
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[rap music]</i></font>

299
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h<i>\h- ♪ Smoke ain’t free
but there’s pro in me ♪</i></font>

300
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ Open wide for these pork
</i>\h\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hand beans ♪</i></font>

301
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ But I hope you hungry ♪</i></font>

302
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [sighs]</font>

303
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Well, we all-we all know-
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwe all know</font>

304
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}that we--this family
\h\h\hloves speeches.</font>

305
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No. Shut up.</font>

306
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- That was
an interesting breakfast.</font>

307
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Yeah.
- It was...</font>

308
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- JWOWW cried.
\h- Unexpected.</font>

309
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
- Family’s back.</font>

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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ ♪</i></font>

311
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hello.
I’m so happy to see you.</font>

312
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Happy to meet ya.</font>

313
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Happy to meet you.</font>

314
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hI just want to know all
about you and what’s going on,</font>

315
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}’cause I have to approve, so--
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- [laughs]</font>

316
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Ask me whatever
you want to ask me.</font>

317
00:10:04,226 --> 00:10:05,896
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- How did you guys meet,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand, like,</font>

318
00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:08,226
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}why do you like Ronnie,
\h\h\h\hand everything?</font>

319
00:10:08,226 --> 00:10:10,500
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Any predictions for Ronnie
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand Saffabears?</font>

320
00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,226
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- He seems happy,
and this is what he wants.</font>

321
00:10:12,226 --> 00:10:14,995
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Facts.
- I don’t know her yet, so.</font>

322
00:10:14,995 --> 00:10:17,358
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah same.
- So why do you like Ron?</font>

323
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- He just, like,
loves me differently</font>

324
00:10:19,193 --> 00:10:21,830
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hthan I have
ever been loved before,</font>

325
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,259
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and he’s really caring.</font>

326
00:10:23,259 --> 00:10:25,863
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}He reminds me a lot of my dad.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Ew.</font>

327
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I know it’s kind of weird,
\hlike a Sigmund Freud thing.</font>

328
00:10:27,632 --> 00:10:30,325
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No, no. They say that though.
\h\h\hWhat nationality are you?</font>

329
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Italian and Puerto Rican.
\h\h\h\h\h- She’s like me.</font>

330
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my God!
\h\h\h- Yeah.</font>

331
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- You guys are,
like, the same person.</font>

332
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I sat down, and I’m like,
\h\h\h\h\h\h"What are you?"</font>

333
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hI was like, "You’re, like,
Colombian?" She’s like no...</font>

334
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- He thought I was from Miami.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- "I’m Italian</font>

335
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and Puerto Rican."
I looked at her...</font>

336
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Same.
- And I was like, "Uh-oh."</font>

337
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I was like, "Uh-oh."</font>

338
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I mean this could
\h\hbe good or bad.</font>

339
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Jenni, you once told me
to stay and get your ass beat.</font>

340
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- All right, just--
- But now, by the looks of it,</font>

341
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}you don’t really have
\han ass to [bleep].</font>

342
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Just--you’re so stupid.</font>

343
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

344
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Wait. Why?
That’s perfect, no?</font>

345
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No. There’s no punchline.
- This is gonna be so hard.</font>

346
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:01,401
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- See? It’s harder
than it looks, right?</font>

347
00:11:01,401 --> 00:11:04,226
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hI just think it’s funny that,
you know, after Mike’s wedding,</font>

348
00:11:04,226 --> 00:11:07,797
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\heverybody was like, "Vinny is
the worst speech writer ever."</font>

349
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hAll I want in life
is somebody to look at me</font>

350
00:11:10,896 --> 00:11:13,193
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hthe way Mike
looks at a food menu.</font>

351
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<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Oh, my God.
- I’m here all night.</font>

352
00:11:16,358 --> 00:11:17,533
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Well, Mike, this is the--</font>

353
00:11:17,533 --> 00:11:18,731
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Speech. Speech. Speech.
\h\h\h\h- [clears throat]</font>

354
00:11:18,731 --> 00:11:20,764
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}This is the premiere to the--
\h\h\h\h\h- I’m embarrassed.</font>

355
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,292
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Guys.
- I’m embarrassed.</font>

356
00:11:22,292 --> 00:11:23,698
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yep.
- Okay.</font>

357
00:11:23,698 --> 00:11:24,401
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

358
00:11:24,401 --> 00:11:27,863
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Speaking of dumps--[bleep]
\h\hI forgot the punchline.</font>

359
00:11:27,863 --> 00:11:29,028
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

360
00:11:29,028 --> 00:11:30,632
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my God! Ah!</font>

361
00:11:30,632 --> 00:11:33,929
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- But now, it’s like how come
everyone’s coming to me to ask</font>

362
00:11:33,929 --> 00:11:35,325
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hfor help about
writing speeches?</font>

363
00:11:35,325 --> 00:11:38,325
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hYou can say
her new fiancé is here.</font>

364
00:11:38,325 --> 00:11:42,665
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hIt’s so nice to hang out
with 24, your next ex-husband.</font>

365
00:11:42,665 --> 00:11:43,995
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh.</font>

366
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,863
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We had a great time in Vegas.</font>

367
00:11:45,863 --> 00:11:49,325
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- All of a sudden, I just feel
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthis big hand</font>

368
00:11:49,325 --> 00:11:51,259
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}just, like, right on me.</font>

369
00:11:54,533 --> 00:11:56,632
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, my God.</font>

370
00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:00,061
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Happy birthday.
Zack, let’s get her wasted.</font>

371
00:12:00,061 --> 00:12:01,292
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I want her to show her tits.</font>

372
00:12:01,292 --> 00:12:03,028
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No.
- I’m here to rally.</font>

373
00:12:03,028 --> 00:12:06,533
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m here to get everyone drunk
\h\h\h\h\hwho wants to drink...</font>

374
00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:08,226
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Please do.
- And have fun.</font>

375
00:12:08,226 --> 00:12:09,500
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It’s your birthday celebration.</font>

376
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:12,292
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We all remember your speech
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hat my wedding.</font>

377
00:12:12,292 --> 00:12:16,061
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Ooh, did you--not bomb.
What’s that word again?</font>

378
00:12:16,061 --> 00:12:18,094
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I think you can say bomb.
\hMake it like an old war.</font>

379
00:12:18,094 --> 00:12:21,500
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Okay. Jenni, we all remember
\h\hyour speech at my wedding,</font>

380
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,929
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand, oof,
I haven’t seen bombing</font>

381
00:12:24,929 --> 00:12:27,160
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}that bad since World War II.</font>

382
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:30,665
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

383
00:12:31,665 --> 00:12:34,962
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hI’m hilarious.
Jenni, I’m coming for you.</font>

384
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,632
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hI love this.
This is gonna be great.</font>

385
00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:37,632
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ I feel good ♪</i></font>

386
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:40,698
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ I feel, feel, feel, feel
</i>\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hgood ♪</i></font>

387
00:12:40,698 --> 00:12:43,566
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[upbeat music]</i></font>

388
00:12:43,566 --> 00:12:45,325
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Hey, guys.
\h\h\h\h- Hi.</font>

389
00:12:45,325 --> 00:12:47,325
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Hi.
- Sorry.</font>

390
00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:49,358
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- 42 on the rocks. Oh!</font>

391
00:12:49,358 --> 00:12:51,160
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Uh-oh.
- The happy couple’s here.</font>

392
00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,500
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Can we get a couple golds?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, whoa.</font>

393
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,962
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Whoa.
- You guys feeling it?</font>

394
00:12:55,962 --> 00:12:58,665
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Did you guys get it in?
\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah, I did.</font>

395
00:12:58,665 --> 00:13:01,962
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Not with each other.
\h\h\h\h\h- Just not--</font>

396
00:13:01,962 --> 00:13:03,830
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

397
00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:05,500
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You guys don’t have sex?</font>

398
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,698
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[tense music]</i></font>

399
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:08,094
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Ooh, they don’t have sex.</font>

400
00:13:08,094 --> 00:13:09,500
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No. We just haven’t,
\h\h\hin a little bit.</font>

401
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:12,358
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We have a little hiccup,
\h\hin our relationship.</font>

402
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,500
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- I get it.
- What’s the reason?</font>

403
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,292
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Do we have to talk about
our sex life all the time?</font>

404
00:13:16,292 --> 00:13:18,896
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- It’s not a bad thing.
\h\h\h\h\h- [laughing]</font>

405
00:13:18,896 --> 00:13:19,731
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- Come on, Lauren.</i></font>

406
00:13:19,731 --> 00:13:21,061
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’ve said it a million times
\h\h\h\h\h\hthat I want to go</font>

407
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,896
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}to therapy first before having
\h\hsex with my husband again.</font>

408
00:13:23,896 --> 00:13:25,797
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Get out of my business.
\h\hWhere are we going?</font>

409
00:13:25,797 --> 00:13:28,764
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- So I figure, since we’re all
\h\h\h\hgetting along so well,</font>

410
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:31,061
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}we could do, like,
\ha group activity.</font>

411
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,061
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Party planning is my specialty,</font>

412
00:13:33,061 --> 00:13:35,193
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hso I’ve planned
an amazing event</font>

413
00:13:35,193 --> 00:13:38,665
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}the roomies are going to love.
\h\hI was thinking we could do,</font>

414
00:13:38,665 --> 00:13:41,962
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}like, Jenni’s birthday,
\h\h\hlike, on a yacht.</font>

415
00:13:41,962 --> 00:13:44,127
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}all: Yeah!
\h\h- Wow.</font>

416
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:47,061
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- The last time, Miami,
\h\h\hwas so much fun.</font>

417
00:13:47,061 --> 00:13:49,566
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- I can fly, Jack.
Tell me you’ll never let go.</font>

418
00:13:49,566 --> 00:13:53,325
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Where?
- Clearly, the lake is frozen.</font>

419
00:13:53,731 --> 00:13:55,698
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah. It’s winter.
\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, God.</font>

420
00:13:55,698 --> 00:13:56,698
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- But we could do a fun</font>

421
00:13:56,698 --> 00:13:59,731
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hcompetitive
boat-building competition.</font>

422
00:13:59,731 --> 00:14:01,995
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[dramatic musical sting]</i></font>

423
00:14:02,193 --> 00:14:04,995
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- First, she had ghost tours
</i>\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hin New Orleans.</i></font>

424
00:14:04,995 --> 00:14:07,533
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- We are going
to a ghost tour tonight.</font>

425
00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:09,995
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hI don’t know
if you’re into that.</font>

426
00:14:09,995 --> 00:14:11,127
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- And then the cookie exchange.</font>

427
00:14:11,127 --> 00:14:14,325
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hDeena, of course,
sent us all matching PJ’s.</font>

428
00:14:14,325 --> 00:14:18,028
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- And I also got, like, fun
\h\h\h\hChristmas pajamas.</font>

429
00:14:18,028 --> 00:14:18,863
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yo, yo, yo. What up?</font>

430
00:14:18,863 --> 00:14:21,830
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, good. Everybody’s
wearing their jammies.</font>

431
00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:24,401
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- And now, it’s boat building
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin the Poconos.</font>

432
00:14:24,401 --> 00:14:27,632
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Is this a joke or--
- No. It’s not a joke.</font>

433
00:14:27,632 --> 00:14:28,325
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

434
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:30,698
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Thanks, Dee.
- Best birthday ever.</font>

435
00:14:30,698 --> 00:14:32,764
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[knocking]
- Oh, [bleep] what’s happening?</font>

436
00:14:32,764 --> 00:14:34,292
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hello?
- Someone’s at the door.</font>

437
00:14:34,292 --> 00:14:35,292
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Chris, get it.</font>

438
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,160
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Hey, everyone.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hi.</font>

439
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:40,358
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Hey.
- How we doing?</font>

440
00:14:41,061 --> 00:14:44,259
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I got some materials for you
\h\h\hto make a boat out of.</font>

441
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:47,665
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Can we drown ourselves?
\h\h\h\h\h- Oh. My. God.</font>

442
00:14:47,665 --> 00:14:50,259
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Listen, bitches.
We’re doing the boats,</font>

443
00:14:50,259 --> 00:14:52,467
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and everybody’s gonna
\h\h[bleep] like it.</font>

444
00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:53,698
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [laughs]</font>

445
00:14:53,698 --> 00:14:55,434
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Sick.
- Sounds great.</font>

446
00:14:55,434 --> 00:14:56,764
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- They’re gonna friggin’
\h\h\h\hdo this activity,</font>

447
00:14:56,764 --> 00:14:58,863
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and they’re gonna friggin’ like
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthis activity,</font>

448
00:14:58,863 --> 00:15:00,500
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and that’s it, and that’s all.</font>

449
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:04,325
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- All right, so we’re gonna
\hsplit you into two teams.</font>

450
00:15:04,325 --> 00:15:05,325
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You’re gonna craft a boat</font>

451
00:15:05,325 --> 00:15:07,160
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hthat’s gonna float
somebody on your team.</font>

452
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,599
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Someone’s gonna get
\hinto these boats,</font>

453
00:15:08,599 --> 00:15:11,028
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hand we’re actually gonna
race them, over in the pool.</font>

454
00:15:11,028 --> 00:15:12,401
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You’re gonna receive a 4-foot</font>

455
00:15:12,401 --> 00:15:14,830
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hby 8-foot sheet
of corrugated cardboard.</font>

456
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:19,358
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}A yardstick. You’re gonna get
\h\h\h\h\h\h\ha wooden dowel.</font>

457
00:15:19,566 --> 00:15:21,764
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You got one roll of duct tape.</font>

458
00:15:21,764 --> 00:15:27,292
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hA bedsheet, all right,
and a marker, and a knife.</font>

459
00:15:27,292 --> 00:15:29,863
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Where does Deena come up
\h\h\h\hwith this [bleep]?</font>

460
00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,467
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- That’s all you get
\h\h\h\h\hfor a boat?</font>

461
00:15:31,467 --> 00:15:33,599
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- This look like
some killer stuff.</font>

462
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,632
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- So it’s my birthday,</font>

463
00:15:34,632 --> 00:15:37,094
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and we’re all building
\h\h\h\h\h\hmini boats.</font>

464
00:15:37,094 --> 00:15:38,863
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Like, guidos can’t
\hdo this [bleep].</font>

465
00:15:38,863 --> 00:15:40,358
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m scared, [bleep].
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Row hard!</font>

466
00:15:40,358 --> 00:15:41,632
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Whoa, whoa. Deena.</font>

467
00:15:41,632 --> 00:15:42,698
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Deena, watch out.
\h- Whoa, Deena.</font>

468
00:15:42,698 --> 00:15:44,226
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Whoa, Deena. Deena. Deena.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Ahh!</font>

469
00:15:44,226 --> 00:15:45,533
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, [bleep]. Oh, [bleep].</font>

470
00:15:45,533 --> 00:15:46,797
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Yo, this thing’s sinking.</font>

471
00:15:46,797 --> 00:15:47,467
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I regret this!</font>

472
00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:48,632
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- You gotta go
the other way, Ron.</font>

473
00:15:48,632 --> 00:15:50,325
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I know [bleep]
\hdoing it right.</font>

474
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,632
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Ah! I got hit in the head.</font>

475
00:15:52,632 --> 00:15:53,665
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m just being honest.</font>

476
00:15:53,665 --> 00:15:55,797
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You’re gonna split
\h\h\hinto two teams.</font>

477
00:15:55,797 --> 00:15:57,401
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Make sure you have a name
\h\h\h\h\hfor your boat,</font>

478
00:15:57,401 --> 00:15:58,566
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and when you’re done
\h\h\hwith your boat</font>

479
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:01,434
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’ll meet you at the pool.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSound good?</font>

480
00:16:01,434 --> 00:16:02,094
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- All right.</font>

481
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:05,193
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Cardboard gets wet,
and it usually sinks, no?</font>

482
00:16:05,193 --> 00:16:06,995
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- How do you build a boat
\h\h\hthat doesn’t sink?</font>

483
00:16:06,995 --> 00:16:09,731
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- And then you gotta put
a person between that [bleep]?</font>

484
00:16:09,731 --> 00:16:10,995
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}That’s definitely [bleep]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hsinking.</font>

485
00:16:10,995 --> 00:16:13,500
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Our significant dinner
went so well last night.</font>

486
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,731
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Maybe that’s how we should
\h\h\h\hsplit up the teams.</font>

487
00:16:15,731 --> 00:16:17,698
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Ooh.
Roommates versus spinoff.</font>

488
00:16:17,698 --> 00:16:19,962
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- They’re gonna have their own
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hgroup chat,</font>

489
00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:21,292
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}by the end of this trip.</font>

490
00:16:21,292 --> 00:16:23,731
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Who’s going in the boat?</font>

491
00:16:23,929 --> 00:16:25,193
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- It should be
the lightest person.</font>

492
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,632
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- I’ll go in.
I’m the best person</font>

493
00:16:26,632 --> 00:16:28,896
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hto be in the boat,
’cause I’m the smallest,</font>

494
00:16:28,896 --> 00:16:30,566
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and I’m just gonna have
\h\h\hmy glass of wine.</font>

495
00:16:30,566 --> 00:16:32,533
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m gonna, you know,
\h\h\h\h\henjoy life.</font>

496
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:35,467
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Who’s going in for us?
\h\h\h- I could do this.</font>

497
00:16:35,467 --> 00:16:37,467
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Wow, Saffire versus Snooki.</font>

498
00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:40,259
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- I might drown you,
if you’re my competitor.</font>

499
00:16:40,259 --> 00:16:41,632
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Welcome to the family, bitch.</font>

500
00:16:41,632 --> 00:16:44,061
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Seamen, let’s go.
- All right. Let’s do this.</font>

501
00:16:44,061 --> 00:16:46,830
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Let’s go.
- You’re gonna lose, Nikki!</font>

502
00:16:46,830 --> 00:16:48,665
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Suck it.
- Come here, bitch.</font>

503
00:16:48,665 --> 00:16:50,797
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- See you later.
\h\h\h\h\h- Good?</font>

504
00:16:50,797 --> 00:16:53,401
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
- This is regulation?</font>

505
00:16:53,599 --> 00:16:56,259
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ I’m only coming
</i>\h<i>\hin first place ♪</i></font>

506
00:16:56,259 --> 00:16:57,995
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, that’s like
a big cardboard.</font>

507
00:16:57,995 --> 00:16:59,632
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We just took two feet
\h\h\h\hoff this board.</font>

508
00:16:59,632 --> 00:17:01,061
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Boom, boom.
It’s like a house.</font>

509
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,259
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Like a house.
What we’re gonna do is</font>

510
00:17:03,259 --> 00:17:05,226
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}the bottom’s gonna be lined
\h\h\hwith this duct tape.</font>

511
00:17:05,226 --> 00:17:06,358
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Duct tape’s gonna be
\h\hour friend here.</font>

512
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,797
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hNobody on my team
has any idea what’s going on.</font>

513
00:17:08,797 --> 00:17:10,094
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It’s time for me to take over.</font>

514
00:17:10,094 --> 00:17:11,226
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Duct tape’s waterproof.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Okay.</font>

515
00:17:11,226 --> 00:17:12,665
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I want to do the whole bottom
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith duct tape,</font>

516
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,292
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hand actually the sides
I want to do duct tape too.</font>

517
00:17:14,292 --> 00:17:17,028
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Our strategy here is to not
\h\hactually cut the boat,</font>

518
00:17:17,028 --> 00:17:19,292
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}to fold the sides,
and then also line</font>

519
00:17:19,292 --> 00:17:21,061
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}the entire bottom of this boat</font>

520
00:17:21,061 --> 00:17:23,259
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith duct tape,
and put Nicole in the middle.</font>

521
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,632
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- All right.
- Oh, she’s tiny.</font>

522
00:17:24,632 --> 00:17:26,226
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah she’s little.
\h\h\h- This is easy.</font>

523
00:17:26,226 --> 00:17:27,764
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- I think you
should arm paddle.</font>

524
00:17:27,764 --> 00:17:28,467
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- White wine.</font>

525
00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:29,797
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We need to make a paddle
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hout of that.</font>

526
00:17:29,797 --> 00:17:31,896
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Thanks, Ron.
- We’re gonna slice it.</font>

527
00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:34,830
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We’re gonna slice it
\h\h\hand tuck it in.</font>

528
00:17:35,599 --> 00:17:38,434
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Happy birthday, Jenni!</font>

529
00:17:39,698 --> 00:17:41,731
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Boy, you’re the best.</font>

530
00:17:41,731 --> 00:17:43,226
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Oh, my God.</font>

531
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:46,358
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Thank you.
- Oh, I thought you--</font>

532
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:47,896
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Thought she said
"lights the fire."</font>

533
00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:49,698
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
- And I was like, "Oh."</font>

534
00:17:49,698 --> 00:17:51,259
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I like her.
\h[laughter]</font>

535
00:17:51,259 --> 00:17:54,061
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Nicole is getting drunker
\h\h\h\h\h\hby the minute.</font>

536
00:17:54,061 --> 00:17:56,863
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- All right.
I’m starting to get wasted!</font>

537
00:17:56,863 --> 00:17:57,797
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [laughs]</font>

538
00:17:57,797 --> 00:17:58,731
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ ♪</i></font>

539
00:17:58,731 --> 00:17:59,995
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- And I’m, like,
looking at her. I’m like--</font>

540
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:03,358
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’ll fight somebody.
\hI’ll fight somebody.</font>

541
00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:07,292
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- My meatball might
\h\h\hgo overboard.</font>

542
00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:12,830
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- The reason why we’re gonna
win is because Nicole is drunk,</font>

543
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:15,127
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and she’s gonna sink,
\h\h\hno matter what.</font>

544
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:16,830
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I don’t care if that boat’s
\h\h\ha professional boat.</font>

545
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:19,665
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}She’s going in the water,
\h\h\h\h\hand that’s it.</font>

546
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,731
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [snores]</font>

547
00:18:27,063 --> 00:18:29,601
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ Girls all night, yeah ♪</i></font>

548
00:18:29,601 --> 00:18:31,469
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- You want me
to refill a drink?</font>

549
00:18:31,469 --> 00:18:33,436
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hChug it.
Chug, chug, chug.</font>

550
00:18:33,436 --> 00:18:35,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ Let’s go crazy ♪</i></font>

551
00:18:35,502 --> 00:18:37,195
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What’s up? Where’s it?</font>

552
00:18:37,195 --> 00:18:39,436
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ Let’s go crazy ♪</i></font>

553
00:18:39,436 --> 00:18:41,436
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[music slows]</i></font>

554
00:18:41,436 --> 00:18:43,535
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[music stops]</i></font>

555
00:18:44,261 --> 00:18:45,535
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Here, Mama.</font>

556
00:18:45,535 --> 00:18:46,535
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Ron, hang out!</font>

557
00:18:46,535 --> 00:18:48,535
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Hey, Nicole, get over here
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor a second.</font>

558
00:18:48,535 --> 00:18:49,294
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Okay.</font>

559
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,931
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Sit crisscross applesauce
\h\h\h\h\h\hin the middle.</font>

560
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Oh, she’s tiny.
- Yeah she’s little.</font>

561
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:54,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- This is easy.
\h\h\h\h- Yeah.</font>

562
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,898
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- But I do want to line
the whole thing with duct tape.</font>

563
00:18:56,898 --> 00:19:00,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You’re right. The duct tape.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLot of duct tape.</font>

564
00:19:00,261 --> 00:19:03,535
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hJenni and Pauly
are just hovering over it.</font>

565
00:19:03,535 --> 00:19:04,327
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Tape what? This piece?</font>

566
00:19:04,327 --> 00:19:05,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- This is where we’re gonna
\h\hmake the point off of.</font>

567
00:19:05,766 --> 00:19:07,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Where we’re gonna make
\h\hthe point off of it.</font>

568
00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:08,294
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Then Mike’s just like--
\h\h\h- I totally agree.</font>

569
00:19:08,294 --> 00:19:10,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- "Hell yeah. You guys
are doing a hell of a job."</font>

570
00:19:10,096 --> 00:19:12,667
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I like what Pauly’s doing.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Eating snacks.</font>

571
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:15,601
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}"You guys are doing...
\h\h\han amazing job."</font>

572
00:19:15,601 --> 00:19:17,601
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Doing a great job.</font>

573
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:21,162
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- This’ll fold up,
and then we can duct tape this.</font>

574
00:19:21,162 --> 00:19:21,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah.</font>

575
00:19:21,766 --> 00:19:22,931
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- I think we got
a good technique here.</font>

576
00:19:22,931 --> 00:19:27,294
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- We have professionals here.
Our team’s gonna win, for sure.</font>

577
00:19:27,294 --> 00:19:29,436
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Cut it, Jen.
Fold it this way.</font>

578
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:30,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- There’s no way.</font>

579
00:19:30,129 --> 00:19:31,436
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- Honestly, I’m really nervous</i></font>

580
00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:33,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\habout my husband
being on the other team.</font>

581
00:19:33,129 --> 00:19:35,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Like, he’s really good
\h\hat building things.</font>

582
00:19:35,129 --> 00:19:37,865
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I don’t think aerodynamic
\h\h\h\h\h\h\htrumps the...</font>

583
00:19:37,865 --> 00:19:39,228
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- So wait.
- Staying afloat.</font>

584
00:19:39,228 --> 00:19:40,436
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- He’s good at construction.</font>

585
00:19:40,436 --> 00:19:42,634
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- The other leftover cardboard
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwe can put</font>

586
00:19:42,634 --> 00:19:45,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hat the bottom of the boat,
just to make it more buoyant.</font>

587
00:19:45,063 --> 00:19:48,733
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- So I’m like we might lose.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[laughs]</font>

588
00:19:48,733 --> 00:19:51,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[phone rings]</font>

589
00:19:52,502 --> 00:19:54,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h<i>\h- Vinny.
</i>- Yeah. Uncle Nino.</font>

590
00:19:54,766 --> 00:19:55,568
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}What are you--what?</font>

591
00:19:55,568 --> 00:19:57,469
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}What are--I can’t hear you.
\h\h\hI’m doing something.</font>

592
00:19:57,469 --> 00:19:58,403
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- I’m just starving.</i></font>

593
00:19:58,403 --> 00:20:01,195
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hI’m starving,
and I’m going stir crazy.</i></font>

594
00:20:01,195 --> 00:20:01,865
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Where are you?</font>

595
00:20:01,865 --> 00:20:03,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h<i>\h- I’m sitting in
the [bleep] parking lot,</i></font>

596
00:20:03,129 --> 00:20:05,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>sitting in my [bleep] room
</i>\h\h\h<i>\hgoing stir crazy.</i></font>

597
00:20:05,261 --> 00:20:07,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I totally forgot Uncle Nino
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwas here,</font>

598
00:20:07,129 --> 00:20:09,634
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and I thought the went home.
\h\h\hBro, you’re still here?</font>

599
00:20:09,634 --> 00:20:11,865
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}What have you been doing
\h\h\h\hthis whole time?</font>

600
00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:13,898
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- I’m [bleep] the [bleep]
</i>\h\h\h\h<i>\hoff in my room.</i></font>

601
00:20:13,898 --> 00:20:15,700
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- So go [bleep] home.
\h\h\h\h\hI told you,</font>

602
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,568
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hyou should have--you
didn’t have to stay here.</font>

603
00:20:17,568 --> 00:20:18,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Are you yelling at somebody?</font>

604
00:20:18,832 --> 00:20:20,162
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Uncle Nino.
\h<i>\h- [bleep].</i></font>

605
00:20:20,162 --> 00:20:21,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Oh.
[laughs]</font>

606
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:22,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h<i>\h- Hey, listen.
We gotta [bleep] off.</i></font>

607
00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:25,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>I’m coming to see you,
\hso now I’m [bleep]--</i></font>

608
00:20:25,261 --> 00:20:27,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No, no, no. Don’t.
\h\h\hWe’re busy now.</font>

609
00:20:27,129 --> 00:20:30,535
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Come to--remember where we did
\h\h\h\h\hthe wrestling match?</font>

610
00:20:30,535 --> 00:20:31,733
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- Yeah, yeah, yeah.</i></font>

611
00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:33,733
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ ♪</i></font>

612
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,700
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}all: Oh!</font>

613
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:35,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah. We’re having,
\h\h\hlike, a party.</font>

614
00:20:35,964 --> 00:20:38,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}A birthday party for Jenni.
\h\h\h\h\hCome there later.</font>

615
00:20:38,096 --> 00:20:41,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h<i>\h- Okay. [mumbling]
</i>- All right. Goodbye.</font>

616
00:20:41,030 --> 00:20:42,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Ten minutes!
- Do you have any tape?</font>

617
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:45,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We’re gonna have to go ham
\h\h\h\hall the way around,</font>

618
00:20:45,096 --> 00:20:46,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}from side to the other side.</font>

619
00:20:46,030 --> 00:20:48,162
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Side to the other side,
\h\hso there’s no seam.</font>

620
00:20:48,162 --> 00:20:50,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Get it, Pauly!
\h\hboth: Pauly!</font>

621
00:20:50,129 --> 00:20:54,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Pauly! Pauly! Pauly! Pauly!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPauly!</font>

622
00:20:54,832 --> 00:20:58,700
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- And Jenni’s doing good too.
\h\h\h\h\hboth: Jenni! Jenni!</font>

623
00:20:58,700 --> 00:20:59,294
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Jenni!</font>

624
00:20:59,294 --> 00:21:00,469
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, Mike’s holding it.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, yeah.</font>

625
00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:05,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}both: Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike!
\h\h\h- I didn’t do [bleep].</font>

626
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,601
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Did you touch it?
\h\h- I touched it.</font>

627
00:21:06,601 --> 00:21:09,436
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- All right.
both: Angelina!</font>

628
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Angelina!
- [spits]</font>

629
00:21:11,261 --> 00:21:12,601
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[both laugh]</font>

630
00:21:12,601 --> 00:21:14,667
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I just spit up--</font>

631
00:21:15,261 --> 00:21:17,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- What’s gonna be
our boat name? Bear Boat?</font>

632
00:21:17,502 --> 00:21:19,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Speedy Bear.
- Speedy Bear.</font>

633
00:21:19,096 --> 00:21:20,436
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yes, Speedy Bear.
\h\h- I like that.</font>

634
00:21:20,436 --> 00:21:23,568
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Speedy Bear is definitely
\hgonna crush the roomies.</font>

635
00:21:23,568 --> 00:21:24,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- This is nice, guys.</font>

636
00:21:24,799 --> 00:21:26,228
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Five minutes.
- Five minutes?</font>

637
00:21:26,228 --> 00:21:28,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We don’t got enough time
\h\hto do the whole thing.</font>

638
00:21:28,030 --> 00:21:31,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- But you guys got this.
- Oh, my God. We gotta go.</font>

639
00:21:31,063 --> 00:21:34,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We have one minute left.
\h\h\h\h- Come on, team!</font>

640
00:21:34,096 --> 00:21:36,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- There we go.
- Yeah. Look at that.</font>

641
00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:38,865
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hall: Speedy Bear!
Speedy Bear! Speedy Bear!</font>

642
00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:41,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h<i>\h[buzzer blares]
</i>- All right. We’re gonna win.</font>

643
00:21:41,096 --> 00:21:43,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We’re gonna win.
\h\h\h\hLet’s go.</font>

644
00:21:43,096 --> 00:21:45,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- We did our best.
- I think that we did well.</font>

645
00:21:45,799 --> 00:21:47,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yep. I’m going in my boat.</font>

646
00:21:47,832 --> 00:21:49,228
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

647
00:21:49,228 --> 00:21:50,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What’s our boat name?</font>

648
00:21:50,502 --> 00:21:52,469
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Let’s call it Side Piece.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- [bleep] you.</font>

649
00:21:52,469 --> 00:21:54,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Side Piece.
- You’re so annoying.</font>

650
00:21:54,261 --> 00:21:56,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- The boat looks
like a side piece.</font>

651
00:21:56,096 --> 00:21:57,700
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[boat horn toots]</i></font>

652
00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:58,832
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I like that.
\h\h\h\h- No.</font>

653
00:21:58,832 --> 00:22:01,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah. It’s a little janky.
\h\h\hIt’s a little beat up,</font>

654
00:22:01,502 --> 00:22:03,733
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hbut it also looks like
it could be a good time.</font>

655
00:22:03,733 --> 00:22:07,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}all: Side Piece. Side Piece.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSide Piece.</font>

656
00:22:07,129 --> 00:22:09,766
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hall: Speedy Bear!
Speedy Bear! Speedy Bear!</font>

657
00:22:09,766 --> 00:22:11,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Damn. They’re gonna kill us.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hall: Speedy Bear!</font>

658
00:22:11,261 --> 00:22:12,667
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- They are gonna kill us.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I know.</font>

659
00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:13,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}They’re like soldiers.</font>

660
00:22:13,502 --> 00:22:15,195
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hall: Speedy Bear!
Speedy Bear! Speedy Bear!</font>

661
00:22:15,195 --> 00:22:16,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- They’re going down!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.</font>

662
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:19,327
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- They’re gonna sink.
\h\hall: Speedy Bear!</font>

663
00:22:19,327 --> 00:22:21,327
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Y’all act like you never
\h\h\hbuilt a boat before.</font>

664
00:22:21,327 --> 00:22:24,327
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We never let our meatballs
\hsink, unless it’s in sauce.</font>

665
00:22:24,327 --> 00:22:26,195
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}all: Side Piece! Side Piece!</font>

666
00:22:26,195 --> 00:22:28,294
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- You ready?
- Yeah. [laughs]</font>

667
00:22:28,294 --> 00:22:30,403
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[music slows, stops]</i></font>

668
00:22:30,403 --> 00:22:31,294
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, it’s hot up in here.</font>

669
00:22:31,294 --> 00:22:33,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- There’s Side Piece
in the building, dude.</font>

670
00:22:33,261 --> 00:22:35,865
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hboth: Boo!
- Oh, my God. They’re here.</font>

671
00:22:35,865 --> 00:22:37,195
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Screw you.
- Good luck, guys.</font>

672
00:22:37,195 --> 00:22:38,997
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hall: Speedy Bear!
- Good luck, guys.</font>

673
00:22:38,997 --> 00:22:40,030
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}all: Speedy Bear!
\h\hSpeedy Bear!</font>

674
00:22:40,030 --> 00:22:42,898
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- The significant others want
\h\h\h\h\h\hto take us down.</font>

675
00:22:42,898 --> 00:22:43,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We don’t gotta boo them.</font>

676
00:22:43,799 --> 00:22:44,964
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We’re better sportsmans
\h\h\h\h\h\hthan them.</font>

677
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:47,129
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hI can just feel
the competitiveness.</font>

678
00:22:47,129 --> 00:22:48,327
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Nobody wants to lose here.</font>

679
00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:51,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- So what is happening?
- You guys are racing.</font>

680
00:22:51,096 --> 00:22:53,261
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You versus Saffabear.</font>

681
00:22:54,096 --> 00:22:55,634
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You ready?</font>

682
00:22:55,634 --> 00:22:56,601
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yes.
- Yeah.</font>

683
00:22:56,601 --> 00:22:58,733
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What are you talkin’ about?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Okay.</font>

684
00:22:58,733 --> 00:23:00,360
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Nicole is meatball wasted.</font>

685
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:03,601
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>I mean that’s kind of expected
when the meatballs are around.</i></font>

686
00:23:03,601 --> 00:23:05,634
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m jealous. I wish I was able
\h\h\h\h\h\hto drink with her,</font>

687
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:08,096
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h’cause then, at least,
she wouldn’t be by herself</font>

688
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}in this state, you know?</font>

689
00:23:10,063 --> 00:23:11,063
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- She’s my mom.</font>

690
00:23:11,063 --> 00:23:13,667
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- But I don’t know
if she’s gonna be able</font>

691
00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:15,502
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hto pull this off
and get in the boat.</font>

692
00:23:15,502 --> 00:23:18,535
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Jenni, get ready to save her.
\h\h\h\h- I am not jumping in.</font>

693
00:23:18,535 --> 00:23:20,799
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- She might drown.</font>

694
00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:28,130
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[electronic music]</i></font>

695
00:23:28,130 --> 00:23:30,998
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- So what is happening?
\h\h\h\h\hShe’s my mom.</font>

696
00:23:30,998 --> 00:23:33,031
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Are you okay?
- Jenni, get ready to save her.</font>

697
00:23:33,031 --> 00:23:36,701
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No. It’s not doing that.
\h\h- I am not jumping in.</font>

698
00:23:36,701 --> 00:23:39,460
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’m not here for that.</font>

699
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:40,701
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You’re not going in?</font>

700
00:23:40,701 --> 00:23:42,361
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Do you want me to
\h\hgo in, instead?</font>

701
00:23:42,361 --> 00:23:43,295
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You want to watch instead?</font>

702
00:23:43,295 --> 00:23:45,625
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
- Angelina, sub in. Let’s go.</font>

703
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:48,427
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- All right. I’m gonna take one
\h\h\h\hfor the team right now.</font>

704
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,833
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No. I’ll go to my boat.
\h\h\h\h\h- Jeez Louise.</font>

705
00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:52,625
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}She does not belong
\h\hin that water.</font>

706
00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:53,196
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No.</font>

707
00:23:53,196 --> 00:23:54,361
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- And I’m gonna get
\h\h\hin that boat,</font>

708
00:23:54,361 --> 00:23:55,559
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}because I want to win
\h\h\h\hthis [bleep].</font>

709
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:59,064
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You good? You okay? Sit down.
\h\h\h\h\h- No. I’m not great.</font>

710
00:23:59,064 --> 00:23:59,965
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- All right. Sit down.</font>

711
00:23:59,965 --> 00:24:02,031
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Here is how the boat race
\h\h\h\h\h\his gonna work.</font>

712
00:24:02,031 --> 00:24:05,394
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}When we say "go" you’re gonna
\h\h\h\htry to get your boat</font>

713
00:24:05,394 --> 00:24:07,130
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}down to the other side
\h\h\h\h\hof the pool.</font>

714
00:24:07,130 --> 00:24:09,427
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hYou need to touch
the other side of the pool.</font>

715
00:24:09,427 --> 00:24:13,328
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Then your boat needs to turn
\hand come all the way back.</font>

716
00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:16,097
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Whoever’s faster wins.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Let’s go!</font>

717
00:24:16,097 --> 00:24:18,328
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- This is serious business.</i></font>

718
00:24:18,328 --> 00:24:19,701
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}No one wants to lose.</font>

719
00:24:19,701 --> 00:24:21,998
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Back up.
Why you listening?</font>

720
00:24:21,998 --> 00:24:23,526
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I actually wasn’t,
\h\h\h\hbut now I am.</font>

721
00:24:23,526 --> 00:24:27,295
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- In the air,
it is just pure competition.</font>

722
00:24:27,295 --> 00:24:28,998
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Ours is called Side Piece.</font>

723
00:24:28,998 --> 00:24:31,701
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- The most amazing thing
\h\his that it’s Angelina</font>

724
00:24:31,701 --> 00:24:33,800
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and her side piece.</font>

725
00:24:33,998 --> 00:24:35,965
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

726
00:24:35,965 --> 00:24:37,493
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Don’t worry.
We got a [bleep] paddle.</font>

727
00:24:37,493 --> 00:24:38,899
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hYou guys ain’t
smart enough for that.</font>

728
00:24:38,899 --> 00:24:40,559
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
How’d you guys get a paddle?</font>

729
00:24:40,559 --> 00:24:41,668
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We built it. We built it all.</font>

730
00:24:41,668 --> 00:24:44,361
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- God damn it, bastard.
- We don’t have paddle.</font>

731
00:24:44,361 --> 00:24:46,427
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hI’m not gonna lie.
I’m a little intimidated</font>

732
00:24:46,427 --> 00:24:47,262
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}by the other team’s boat.</font>

733
00:24:47,262 --> 00:24:48,460
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I mean their [bleep]
\h\h\hlooks official.</font>

734
00:24:48,460 --> 00:24:51,932
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Like, it’s taped the right way.
\h\h\hThey had, like, a paddle.</font>

735
00:24:51,932 --> 00:24:54,625
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}We’re going up [bleep] creek
\h\h\h\h\h\hwithout a paddle.</font>

736
00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:56,295
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Literally we have no paddle.</font>

737
00:24:56,295 --> 00:24:59,394
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Angelina, get
in the Side Piece.</font>

738
00:24:59,394 --> 00:25:00,833
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Angelina.</font>

739
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:01,932
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Get in that Side Piece.</font>

740
00:25:01,932 --> 00:25:05,163
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Not the first time her
Side Piece got her [bleep].</font>

741
00:25:05,163 --> 00:25:07,031
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

742
00:25:07,031 --> 00:25:09,064
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Too soon.
- Racers in.</font>

743
00:25:09,064 --> 00:25:10,460
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Wait, Ang,
put up your sleeves.</font>

744
00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:12,130
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You’re gonna have to use
\h\hyour arm as a paddle.</font>

745
00:25:12,130 --> 00:25:16,668
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We’re gonna go. Five. Four.
\h\h\h\hThree. Two. One. Go!</font>

746
00:25:16,668 --> 00:25:18,767
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}all: Yay!
\h- Ang!</font>

747
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:19,899
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Saffabear. Saffabear.</font>

748
00:25:19,899 --> 00:25:21,361
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Go, Angie!
- Side Piece.</font>

749
00:25:21,361 --> 00:25:22,427
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Go!</font>

750
00:25:22,427 --> 00:25:26,031
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Hey, no!
Angelina, no!</font>

751
00:25:26,031 --> 00:25:29,493
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You can’t do that!
\hYeah, Saffabear!</font>

752
00:25:29,493 --> 00:25:32,328
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- These two are ruthless.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Saffabear!</font>

753
00:25:32,328 --> 00:25:35,262
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- They are willing to do
</i>\h\h<i>\hwhatever it takes</i></font>

754
00:25:35,262 --> 00:25:37,559
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}for their teams to win.</font>

755
00:25:37,559 --> 00:25:39,866
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Ahh!
\h- No!</font>

756
00:25:39,866 --> 00:25:41,328
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You have Angelina
\h\h\h\h\h\hall in,</font>

757
00:25:41,328 --> 00:25:45,130
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h[bleep] doggie paddling
her life to the other side.</font>

758
00:25:45,130 --> 00:25:49,295
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hSaffa’s taken lead
with the [bleep] paddle.</font>

759
00:25:49,295 --> 00:25:51,031
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}That [bleep] paddle.
\h\h\h\hGod damn it.</font>

760
00:25:51,031 --> 00:25:53,229
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Come on, Angelina!
Come on, Side Piece!</font>

761
00:25:53,229 --> 00:25:55,668
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Come on, Side Piece.
It’s like neck-and-neck.</font>

762
00:25:55,668 --> 00:25:58,163
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNeck-and-neck.
They make it to the other side.</font>

763
00:25:58,163 --> 00:25:59,196
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Angelina!</font>

764
00:25:59,196 --> 00:26:01,163
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- Angelina is creeping
</i>\h\h\h\h<i>\hfrom behind.</i></font>

765
00:26:01,163 --> 00:26:02,130
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It’s anybody’s race right now.</font>

766
00:26:02,130 --> 00:26:06,130
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}all: Side Piece! Side Piece!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSide Piece!</font>

767
00:26:06,130 --> 00:26:10,031
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Our boat’s sinking.
- You got this, Angelina.</font>

768
00:26:10,031 --> 00:26:11,427
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You got this--all of a sudden,</font>

769
00:26:11,427 --> 00:26:17,394
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hyou see a hero jump
into the water. It’s Chris.</font>

770
00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:19,427
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Look at his [bleep].
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Help.</font>

771
00:26:19,427 --> 00:26:22,767
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Come on, Angelina.
\h\h- Chris! Get it!</font>

772
00:26:22,767 --> 00:26:26,592
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>Chris is like, "I don’t care
\hif I’m on the other side.</i></font>

773
00:26:26,592 --> 00:26:28,262
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m going in to save my girl."</font>

774
00:26:28,262 --> 00:26:29,559
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hYes!
- Ooh!</font>

775
00:26:29,559 --> 00:26:31,427
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, [bleep].
\hOh, [bleep].</font>

776
00:26:31,427 --> 00:26:32,295
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- And then Ron is like,</i></font>

777
00:26:32,295 --> 00:26:34,097
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>"Well, I can’t be showed up
</i>\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hby Chris,"</i></font>

778
00:26:34,097 --> 00:26:35,998
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}so now Ron’s getting naked
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand jumping</font>

779
00:26:35,998 --> 00:26:37,734
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}in the [bleep] pool too,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[bleep].</font>

780
00:26:37,734 --> 00:26:39,866
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Get her.
- Side Piece.</font>

781
00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:42,328
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Yeah! We won!</font>

782
00:26:42,328 --> 00:26:44,998
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Side Piece won. We won.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- We won!</font>

783
00:26:44,998 --> 00:26:46,427
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Side Piece won.
\h\h\h\h- We won.</font>

784
00:26:46,427 --> 00:26:51,031
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I mean it’s just ironic
that the husband goes in</font>

785
00:26:51,031 --> 00:26:53,800
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h<i>\hto save Angeliners
from this sinking boat</i></font>

786
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,394
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>that is also known
</i>\h<i>\has Side Piece.</i></font>

787
00:26:55,394 --> 00:26:58,734
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Did you guys even get that?
How [bleep] crazy that is.</font>

788
00:26:58,734 --> 00:27:01,097
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You got a traitor
\h\h\hon your team.</font>

789
00:27:01,965 --> 00:27:02,800
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh.</font>

790
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,899
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Now, that right there
is Staten Island love.</font>

791
00:27:05,899 --> 00:27:08,701
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- She did a good job.
- Yeah. You [bleep] killed it.</font>

792
00:27:08,701 --> 00:27:11,427
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Saffa. No, no, no, no, girl.</font>

793
00:27:11,427 --> 00:27:14,668
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- She was like a [bleep]
monster. You’re scrappy.</font>

794
00:27:14,668 --> 00:27:15,625
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- She did not need a paddle.</font>

795
00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:19,526
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I am the Staten Island queen,
\h\h\h\h\hand I always will be.</font>

796
00:27:19,526 --> 00:27:21,031
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Guys, we have a party.</font>

797
00:27:21,031 --> 00:27:23,328
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hLet’s get ready.
Can everybody be on time?</font>

798
00:27:23,328 --> 00:27:24,526
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yes.
- Yeah.</font>

799
00:27:24,526 --> 00:27:25,262
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Let’s do this.</font>

800
00:27:25,262 --> 00:27:28,998
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- In the end, Chris saved
Angelina from the Side Piece.</font>

801
00:27:28,998 --> 00:27:31,998
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Aw.
both: Yeah.</font>

802
00:27:31,998 --> 00:27:33,668
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- So what is happening?</font>

803
00:27:33,668 --> 00:27:35,130
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Somebody grab Snooki.</font>

804
00:27:35,130 --> 00:27:38,064
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You ready, honey?
Ooh, your eyelash.</font>

805
00:27:38,064 --> 00:27:38,899
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah. I’m over it.</font>

806
00:27:38,899 --> 00:27:40,394
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hI feel like
I want to pass away,</font>

807
00:27:40,394 --> 00:27:41,427
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>because I drank way too much.</i></font>

808
00:27:41,427 --> 00:27:45,031
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>\hI got too excited about,
you know, my mom vacation,</i></font>

809
00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:50,064
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and I just--I went too hard,
\h\h\hand now I’m dying, so--</font>

810
00:27:50,064 --> 00:27:51,800
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Are you good?
\h\h- Love her.</font>

811
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,493
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- You too.
- You were very handy.</font>

812
00:27:53,493 --> 00:27:56,163
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hI wanted to jump in
and drown you myself.</font>

813
00:27:56,163 --> 00:27:57,196
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Ooh!</font>

814
00:27:57,196 --> 00:28:00,559
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Angelina, I’d be as salty
\has she is, if I lost too.</font>

815
00:28:00,559 --> 00:28:01,493
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’ll see you there.</font>

816
00:28:01,493 --> 00:28:02,965
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I’ll see you there?
\h\hWe’re all going.</font>

817
00:28:02,965 --> 00:28:04,734
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We’re going to the same spot.</font>

818
00:28:04,734 --> 00:28:07,229
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Me and Chris
are kind of, you know,</font>

819
00:28:07,229 --> 00:28:10,394
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hgetting ready
for our second kid over here.</font>

820
00:28:14,767 --> 00:28:18,559
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hMy meatball.
Good little meatball.</font>

821
00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:23,460
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- No. You’re fine. You’re fine.</font>

822
00:28:23,460 --> 00:28:26,734
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Let’s get you inside.
- Nicole, you want a snack?</font>

823
00:28:26,734 --> 00:28:28,800
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [muffled mumbling]</font>

824
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:32,064
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I [bleep] [indistinct] [bleep].</font>

825
00:28:32,064 --> 00:28:34,031
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Right.
You’re gonna relax.</font>

826
00:28:34,031 --> 00:28:35,998
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- No. I am relaxed.
- No. For the party.</font>

827
00:28:35,998 --> 00:28:37,998
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- I’m very relaxed.
- I know you’re relaxed.</font>

828
00:28:37,998 --> 00:28:41,559
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hYou’re extremely relaxed.
You want to lay down here?</font>

829
00:28:41,559 --> 00:28:44,833
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Yeah. For a second.
- All right. Go ahead.</font>

830
00:28:45,526 --> 00:28:46,361
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}She’ll be all right.</font>

831
00:28:46,361 --> 00:28:48,932
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Once she sleeps it off,
\h\h\h\hshe’ll be fine.</font>

832
00:28:48,932 --> 00:28:50,734
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hAll right.
I’m gonna go get ready.</font>

833
00:28:50,734 --> 00:28:51,899
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}You’re good?
\h\h\h- Yes.</font>

834
00:28:51,899 --> 00:28:54,328
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- All right.
I’ll see you in a little.</font>

835
00:28:54,526 --> 00:28:55,625
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Love you, meatball.</font>

836
00:28:55,625 --> 00:28:56,767
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ ’Cause we’re killing it ♪</i></font>

837
00:28:56,767 --> 00:28:58,625
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ Killing it, killing it ♪</i></font>

838
00:28:58,625 --> 00:29:01,262
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- She’ll be all right.
She’s gonna fall asleep.</font>

839
00:29:01,262 --> 00:29:04,196
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ Killing it together ♪</i></font>

840
00:29:04,196 --> 00:29:06,701
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Nicole?
<i>I lost Nicole.</i></font>

841
00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:08,130
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}There’s a meatball
\h\h\hon the loose.</font>

842
00:29:08,130 --> 00:29:09,800
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- We gotta put out
\h\h\h\hlike a APB?</font>

843
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,130
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Is that what it’s called?
\h\h- MOB? Missing person?</font>

844
00:29:13,130 --> 00:29:14,734
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Missing person.
\h\h\h\h- Hello?</font>

845
00:29:14,734 --> 00:29:16,262
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It’s literally been,
\h\hlike, four hours,</font>

846
00:29:16,262 --> 00:29:20,031
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and my meatball has blacked out
\h\h\h\hin a gutter somewhere.</font>

847
00:29:20,031 --> 00:29:21,932
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Where is she?</font>

848
00:29:26,295 --> 00:29:27,596
<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ She know we all viewin' ♪</i></b>

849
00:29:27,663 --> 00:29:28,964
<b> </b><b><i>♪ Throw it back,</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>and she drop ♪</i></b>

850
00:29:29,031 --> 00:29:30,566
<b> </b><b><i>♪ She a bitty bop ♪</i></b>

851
00:29:30,633 --> 00:29:32,501
<b>- Nicole's sleeping</b>
<b>in our room.</b>

852
00:29:32,568 --> 00:29:34,703
<b>- Yeah. She's not [inaudible].</b>
<b>You know what I mean?</b>

853
00:29:34,770 --> 00:29:36,505
<b>She doesn't have the stamina</b>
<b>she used to.</b>

854
00:29:36,572 --> 00:29:37,506
<b>- That's what I'm saying.</b>

855
00:29:37,573 --> 00:29:38,607
<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

856
00:29:38,674 --> 00:29:39,708
<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ Oh, she dangerous ♪</i></b>

857
00:29:39,775 --> 00:29:41,010
<b> </b><b><i>♪ She know what she doing ♪</i></b>

858
00:29:41,076 --> 00:29:42,478
<b> </b><b><i>♪ She know her angles ♪</i></b>

859
00:29:42,545 --> 00:29:44,013
<b> </b><b><i>♪ She know we all viewin' ♪</i></b>

860
00:29:44,079 --> 00:29:45,281
<b> </b><b><i>♪ Throw it back and she drop ♪</i></b>

861
00:29:45,347 --> 00:29:46,415
<b> </b><b><i>♪ She a bitty bop ♪</i></b>

862
00:29:46,482 --> 00:29:47,983
<b> </b><b><i>♪ Throw it back and she drop ♪</i></b>

863
00:29:48,050 --> 00:29:49,118
<b> </b><b><i>♪ She a bitty bop ♪</i></b>

864
00:29:49,185 --> 00:29:50,586
<b> </b><b><i>♪ Throw it back and she drop ♪</i></b>

865
00:29:50,653 --> 00:29:51,987
<b> </b><b><i>♪ She a bitty bop ♪</i></b>

866
00:29:53,189 --> 00:29:54,590
<b>- You know what's strange</b>
<b>about the winter?</b>

867
00:29:54,657 --> 00:29:56,692
<b>- What?</b>
<b>- There is no T-shirt time,</b>

868
00:29:56,759 --> 00:29:59,361
<b>because you can put a T-shirt.</b>

869
00:29:59,428 --> 00:30:02,164
<b>That's fine, but you better</b>
<b>put a sweatshirt over it,</b>

870
00:30:02,231 --> 00:30:05,134
<b>so the T-shirt, in fact,</b>
<b>is the shirt before the shirt.</b>

871
00:30:05,201 --> 00:30:07,102
<b>Normally, the shirt before the</b>
<b>shirt is what I had on here.</b>

872
00:30:07,169 --> 00:30:09,271
<b>- Is a tank top.</b>
<b>- Then it's T-shirt time.</b>

873
00:30:09,338 --> 00:30:10,773
<b>But now,</b>
<b>it's shirt before the shirt.</b>

874
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:14,310
<b>T-shirt becomes the shirt</b>
<b>before the shirt.</b>

875
00:30:14,376 --> 00:30:15,544
<b>After the shirt</b>
<b>before the shirt.</b>

876
00:30:15,611 --> 00:30:17,680
<b>You understand what I'm saying?</b>
<b>- Mm-hmm.</b>

877
00:30:17,746 --> 00:30:21,016
<b>- So is it jacket time?</b>
<b>Sweatshirt time?</b>

878
00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:22,484
<b>I'm confused.</b>

879
00:30:22,551 --> 00:30:24,720
<b>Poconos problems.</b>
<b>You hear me?</b>

880
00:30:26,155 --> 00:30:28,157
<b>- Hello?</b>
<b>- Come in.</b>

881
00:30:28,224 --> 00:30:31,727
<b>- I'm really excited today,</b>
<b>because it's my birthday party,</b>

882
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,029
<b>and there are supposed to be</b>
<b>a lot of surprises tonight.</b>

883
00:30:34,096 --> 00:30:36,599
<b>But one surprise I wasn't ready</b>
<b>for was Nicole.</b>

884
00:30:36,732 --> 00:30:39,969
<b>[sighs] I lost Nicole.</b>
<b>Hi. Have you seen Nicole?</b>

885
00:30:40,035 --> 00:30:43,339
<b>- I put her to sleep</b>
<b>in the suite, on the couch.</b>

886
00:30:43,405 --> 00:30:44,607
<b>I put a blanket on her,</b>

887
00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:46,308
<b>and I tried to give her</b>
<b>some Pedialyte.</b>

888
00:30:46,375 --> 00:30:48,444
<b>- I'm just happy</b>
<b>she's not still in the pool.</b>

889
00:30:48,511 --> 00:30:50,112
<b>- No. Yeah. We made sure</b>
<b>she got out of there.</b>

890
00:30:50,179 --> 00:30:53,249
<b>- Okay. Thank you.</b>
<b>Now, I gotta go find her,</b>

891
00:30:53,315 --> 00:30:55,384
<b>because she better [bleep]</b>
<b>come tonight.</b>

892
00:30:55,451 --> 00:30:57,086
<b>- I hope she's still in there.</b>
<b>- If she is not there,</b>

893
00:30:57,152 --> 00:30:59,355
<b>we gotta put out, like,</b>
<b>a--what is that thing called?</b>

894
00:30:59,421 --> 00:31:00,589
<b>APB?</b>
<b>- Is that what it's called?</b>

895
00:31:00,656 --> 00:31:01,824
<b>- MOB?</b>

896
00:31:01,891 --> 00:31:03,759
<b>- MOB?</b>
<b>both: Missing person?</b>

897
00:31:03,759 --> 00:31:04,960
<b>- I don't know.</b>
<b>- Missing.</b>

898
00:31:05,027 --> 00:31:07,763
<b> </b><b><i>[electronic music]</i></b>

899
00:31:07,763 --> 00:31:10,132
<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

900
00:31:10,199 --> 00:31:12,134
<b>- Don't act like</b>
<b>I haven't been here.</b>

901
00:31:12,201 --> 00:31:14,303
<b>Honestly, I'm waking up</b>
<b>from my nap...</b>

902
00:31:14,370 --> 00:31:16,906
<b>I have to go get ready.</b>
<b> </b><b><i>I don't know what's happening,</i></b>

903
00:31:16,972 --> 00:31:18,774
<b>but I know I'm alive,</b>
<b>so all right.</b>

904
00:31:18,841 --> 00:31:21,210
<b>Let's get this [bleep] started.</b>
<b>I'm ready to drink.</b>

905
00:31:22,244 --> 00:31:23,279
<b>Hello?</b>

906
00:31:26,348 --> 00:31:27,883
<b>- Nicole?</b>

907
00:31:30,252 --> 00:31:31,520
<b>Where is she?</b>

908
00:31:31,587 --> 00:31:33,389
<b>It's literally been,</b>
<b>like, four hours,</b>

909
00:31:33,455 --> 00:31:36,091
<b>and my meatball has blacked out</b>
<b>in a gutter somewhere.</b>

910
00:31:36,158 --> 00:31:37,426
<b>Hey.</b>

911
00:31:37,493 --> 00:31:39,728
<b> </b><b><i>I lost Nicole.</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>I can't find her.</i></b>

912
00:31:39,795 --> 00:31:41,730
<b>There's a meatball</b>
<b>on the loose.</b>

913
00:31:41,764 --> 00:31:45,234
<b>- The universe will point me</b>
<b>to where I'm supposed to be.</b>

914
00:31:45,301 --> 00:31:49,138
<b>- BDS is in the building.</b>

915
00:31:49,205 --> 00:31:51,173
<b>- Oh, God [bleep].</b>
<b>- Oh, damn.</b>

916
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,142
<b>- You look so hot.</b>
<b>What are you, a Spice Girl?</b>

917
00:31:53,209 --> 00:31:54,343
<b>- Come say hi.</b>

918
00:31:54,410 --> 00:31:57,213
<b>- I am just [bleep] up.</b>
<b>- [laughing]</b>

919
00:31:57,279 --> 00:32:00,382
<b>I am a great time. Nikki?</b>

920
00:32:00,449 --> 00:32:03,252
<b>- Yeah? Oh, we're wearing</b>
<b>black tonight. We're...</b>

921
00:32:03,319 --> 00:32:04,553
<b>- Are you wearing black?</b>
<b>- Kind of the same sleeves.</b>

922
00:32:04,620 --> 00:32:08,023
<b>- Ooh, cute. I'm shot.</b>
<b>That was a lot of--</b>

923
00:32:09,758 --> 00:32:11,560
<b>- I know. You cheated.</b>

924
00:32:11,627 --> 00:32:13,796
<b>- You still bitter about it?</b>
<b>- Of course I'm bitter.</b>

925
00:32:13,863 --> 00:32:15,064
<b>You [bleep] cheated.</b>

926
00:32:15,130 --> 00:32:16,499
<b>- Ahh!</b>
<b>- Yes!</b>

927
00:32:16,565 --> 00:32:17,967
<b>[all shouting]</b>

928
00:32:18,033 --> 00:32:19,368
<b>- Get her!</b>

929
00:32:19,435 --> 00:32:20,803
<b>- Yeah!</b>

930
00:32:20,870 --> 00:32:22,905
<b>- Side Piece won!</b>
<b>- We won!</b>

931
00:32:22,972 --> 00:32:24,807
<b>- Side Piece won!</b>
<b>- We won.</b>

932
00:32:24,874 --> 00:32:26,809
<b>- Well, it is what it is.</b>

933
00:32:26,876 --> 00:32:28,911
<b>What's up with this [bleep]</b>
<b>that I heard last night?</b>

934
00:32:28,978 --> 00:32:32,448
<b>Like, what did Lauren</b>
<b>say to my husband?</b>

935
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:35,417
<b>The other night, the</b>
<b>significant others went to eat,</b>

936
00:32:35,484 --> 00:32:38,087
<b> </b><b><i>and I heard</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>Lauren said something.</i></b>

937
00:32:38,153 --> 00:32:40,456
<b>What was Chris saying?</b>
<b>Was he like--</b>

938
00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:42,024
<b>- He was good.</b>
<b>- He was good?</b>

939
00:32:42,091 --> 00:32:44,093
<b>- And I asked him some things.</b>

940
00:32:44,159 --> 00:32:46,228
<b>- Those hard questions?</b>

941
00:32:46,295 --> 00:32:47,530
<b>What was Lauren saying to you?</b>

942
00:32:47,596 --> 00:32:50,166
<b>Was she, like, asking you</b>
<b>a lot of questions?</b>

943
00:32:50,232 --> 00:32:51,567
<b>- Not really.</b>
<b>I forget, to be honest.</b>

944
00:32:51,634 --> 00:32:52,868
<b>I don't think</b>
<b>it was bad though.</b>

945
00:32:52,935 --> 00:32:54,637
<b>- I just want to know</b>
<b>if Lauren was, you know,</b>

946
00:32:54,737 --> 00:32:55,971
<b>getting a little too involved.</b>

947
00:32:56,038 --> 00:32:59,275
<b>Was she asking Chris</b>
<b>any, like, bad [bleep]?</b>

948
00:32:59,341 --> 00:33:00,809
<b>- Nothing out of the ordinary.</b>

949
00:33:00,876 --> 00:33:02,378
<b>If you feel like</b>
<b>Lauren did something,</b>

950
00:33:02,444 --> 00:33:03,779
<b>you should go talk to her.</b>

951
00:33:03,846 --> 00:33:05,414
<b>- Sometimes I do feel like</b>
<b>she gets involved</b>

952
00:33:05,481 --> 00:33:07,049
<b>a little too much.</b>
<b>I'm just saying.</b>

953
00:33:07,116 --> 00:33:08,417
<b>I'm not really satisfied</b>

954
00:33:08,484 --> 00:33:09,952
<b>with what Nikki's</b>
<b>telling me right now.</b>

955
00:33:10,019 --> 00:33:12,054
<b> </b><b><i>Something's weird.</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>Don't know what Lauren said.</i></b>

956
00:33:12,121 --> 00:33:15,758
<b>I just hope and pray</b>
<b>that Lauren was being nice.</b>

957
00:33:15,758 --> 00:33:17,927
<b>She's also pregnant.</b>
<b>If it turned into a fight,</b>

958
00:33:17,993 --> 00:33:19,762
<b>I don't want to fight</b>
<b>with her honestly.</b>

959
00:33:19,795 --> 00:33:21,463
<b>- Why would it turn</b>
<b>into a fight?</b>

960
00:33:21,530 --> 00:33:22,765
<b>- Who knows?</b>

961
00:33:22,765 --> 00:33:25,201
<b> </b><b><i>[lively music]</i></b>

962
00:33:25,267 --> 00:33:26,735
<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

963
00:33:26,802 --> 00:33:28,304
<b>- Oh, Vincent.</b>

964
00:33:28,370 --> 00:33:30,806
<b>What's the over/under on Nicole</b>
<b>making it to dinner today?</b>

965
00:33:30,873 --> 00:33:33,275
<b>- Is this my room? No.</b>

966
00:33:33,342 --> 00:33:35,144
<b>- She'll be up.</b>
<b>That girl's a professional.</b>

967
00:33:35,211 --> 00:33:38,013
<b>- You could look at her,</b>
<b>at this very second,</b>

968
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,883
<b>and be like,</b>
<b>"Eh, she's not gonna make it,"</b>

969
00:33:40,950 --> 00:33:42,351
<b>and she'll probably make it.</b>

970
00:33:42,418 --> 00:33:45,054
<b>- Where's my room?</b>
<b>- That one.</b>

971
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,822
<b>- Are you sure?</b>
<b>- Yeah.</b>

972
00:33:46,889 --> 00:33:47,923
<b>- Okay.</b>
<b>- What's up?</b>

973
00:33:47,990 --> 00:33:49,024
<b>- Hi, boo.</b>
<b>- Look who I found.</b>

974
00:33:49,091 --> 00:33:50,326
<b>- Thank you.</b>
<b>- You're welcome.</b>

975
00:33:50,392 --> 00:33:52,962
<b>- You look warm.</b>
<b>- You do look warm.</b>

976
00:33:53,028 --> 00:33:54,029
<b>- Warm?</b>
<b>- Yeah.</b>

977
00:33:54,096 --> 00:33:55,498
<b>- And cozy.</b>
<b>- I have COVID.</b>

978
00:33:55,564 --> 00:33:56,999
<b>- Oh.</b>

979
00:33:57,066 --> 00:33:58,634
<b>So should we all go down?</b>

980
00:33:58,734 --> 00:34:00,336
<b>- I'm ready.</b>
<b>- Let's go.</b>

981
00:34:00,402 --> 00:34:02,571
<b>- My best friend Jenni,</b>
<b>who I'm here for,</b>

982
00:34:02,638 --> 00:34:04,139
<b>is saying,</b>
<b>"Let's party, bitch."</b>

983
00:34:04,206 --> 00:34:07,142
<b>I'm like, "[bleep]," so I have</b>
<b>to rally, so let's go.</b>

984
00:34:07,209 --> 00:34:09,745
<b>- Nicole, do you want a song</b>
<b>to get ready to?</b>

985
00:34:09,778 --> 00:34:10,946
<b>- Yeah.</b>

986
00:34:11,013 --> 00:34:12,248
<b>- Okay hold on.</b>

987
00:34:12,314 --> 00:34:15,050
<b> </b><b><i>[electronic music plays]</i></b>

988
00:34:15,117 --> 00:34:16,218
<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

989
00:34:16,285 --> 00:34:17,820
<b> </b><b><i>- Hey, guys.</i></b>

990
00:34:17,887 --> 00:34:19,321
<b>- Is this [bleep] Angelina?</b>

991
00:34:19,388 --> 00:34:20,856
<b> </b><b><i>- The girl</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>from Staten Island's back.</i></b>

992
00:34:20,923 --> 00:34:22,758
<b> </b><b><i>And yeah, there's nothing you</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>can do about it.</i></b>

993
00:34:22,825 --> 00:34:26,128
<b>- Goodbye.</b>
<b>- What the [bleep] is this?</b>

994
00:34:26,195 --> 00:34:29,365
<b>- This is exactly what I need</b>
<b>to get in the mood</b>

995
00:34:29,431 --> 00:34:30,966
<b>for my party tonight.</b>

996
00:34:31,033 --> 00:34:33,869
<b> </b><b><i>Nothing like</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>Angelina rapping...</i></b>

997
00:34:33,936 --> 00:34:36,005
<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ And dance a lot</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>until I drop ♪</i></b>

998
00:34:36,071 --> 00:34:37,806
<b>- To put everybody</b>
<b>in the mood.</b>

999
00:34:37,873 --> 00:34:40,242
<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ I even hopped a cop</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>I popped his crop, ha ♪</i></b>

1000
00:34:40,309 --> 00:34:42,077
<b> </b><b><i>♪ Came to play,</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>I'm here to stay ♪</i></b>

1001
00:34:42,144 --> 00:34:44,380
<b> </b><b><i>♪ And I'll do it my way</i></b>
<b> </b><b><i>every day ♪</i></b>

1002
00:34:45,473 --> 00:34:47,879
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>[pumping electronic music]</i></font>

1003
00:34:47,879 --> 00:34:49,605
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yo, let’s roll out.
\hShuttles is there.</font>

1004
00:34:49,605 --> 00:34:52,671
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hIt’s Jenni’s birthday.
Time to get the party started.</font>

1005
00:34:52,671 --> 00:34:56,341
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Happy birthday!
\h\h- Thank you.</font>

1006
00:34:56,341 --> 00:34:57,945
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ ♪</i></font>

1007
00:34:57,945 --> 00:35:00,473
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I have a birthday song
\h\h\hI wanted to play.</font>

1008
00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,846
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>["I’m Hot" plays]</i></font>

1009
00:35:02,846 --> 00:35:05,945
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.</font>

1010
00:35:05,945 --> 00:35:07,912
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- Hey, guys, it’s Angelina.</i></font>

1011
00:35:07,912 --> 00:35:09,044
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Perform it for us!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Go!</font>

1012
00:35:09,044 --> 00:35:11,846
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ I’m like an ice cream cone
</i>\h\h\h<i>\hwith a cherry on top ♪</i></font>

1013
00:35:11,846 --> 00:35:13,374
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ And I got a lot ♪</i></font>

1014
00:35:13,374 --> 00:35:15,704
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h♪ No, I won’t stop
till I pop to the top ♪</font>

1015
00:35:15,704 --> 00:35:19,176
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- She’s hot. You’re not.
\hShe’s hot. You’re not.</font>

1016
00:35:19,176 --> 00:35:21,110
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- ♪ Until I drop,
I shop and shop ♪</i></font>

1017
00:35:21,110 --> 00:35:22,077
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ I just can’t stop it ♪</i></font>

1018
00:35:22,077 --> 00:35:24,737
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ I even hopped a cop,
\hI popped his crop ♪</i></font>

1019
00:35:24,737 --> 00:35:27,275
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- That’s a lyrical
\h\h\hwork of art.</font>

1020
00:35:27,275 --> 00:35:29,671
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hShe’s hot like
an ice cream cone</font>

1021
00:35:29,671 --> 00:35:31,846
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}with a cherry on top.
\h\h\h\h\hboth: Yes.</font>

1022
00:35:31,846 --> 00:35:33,407
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I can’t. I can’t.</font>

1023
00:35:33,407 --> 00:35:34,912
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It’s so [bleep] awful.</font>

1024
00:35:34,912 --> 00:35:37,671
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I don’t know if she intended
\h\hto say that she’s so hot,</font>

1025
00:35:37,671 --> 00:35:40,671
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\hlike an ice cream
with a cherry on top,</font>

1026
00:35:40,671 --> 00:35:43,638
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}because ice cream is not hot.</font>

1027
00:35:43,638 --> 00:35:47,912
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Or she meant--I can’t.</font>

1028
00:35:47,912 --> 00:35:50,407
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I like it.
- That’s hot.</font>

1029
00:35:50,638 --> 00:35:52,209
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You guys are good to go.</font>

1030
00:35:52,209 --> 00:35:53,770
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>♪ ♪</i></font>

1031
00:35:53,770 --> 00:35:55,770
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Wow.
- Hello.</font>

1032
00:35:55,770 --> 00:35:58,044
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my God!
\h\h\h- Whoa.</font>

1033
00:35:58,044 --> 00:35:59,341
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
- Man, this is a party.</font>

1034
00:35:59,341 --> 00:36:01,473
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Oh, my God.
- Look at the cake.</font>

1035
00:36:01,473 --> 00:36:03,638
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Yeah. That’s dope.</font>

1036
00:36:03,846 --> 00:36:06,374
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- This is so pretty!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Wow.</font>

1037
00:36:06,374 --> 00:36:09,879
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- It’s like a nightclub with,
</i>\h\h\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hlike, a luau.</i></font>

1038
00:36:09,879 --> 00:36:12,209
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Thanks, guys.</font>

1039
00:36:12,209 --> 00:36:15,407
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLike,
this [bleep] is phenomenal.</font>

1040
00:36:15,671 --> 00:36:20,209
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- It’s so classy and so fun.
\h\hWe have the tequila bar.</font>

1041
00:36:20,209 --> 00:36:22,209
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>Dance floor. The DJ booth.</i></font>

1042
00:36:22,209 --> 00:36:23,209
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>And you have all the games.</i></font>

1043
00:36:23,209 --> 00:36:26,704
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>You have the boardwalk games.
</i>\h\h\h\h\h\h\h<i>\hThe bar games.</i></font>

1044
00:36:26,704 --> 00:36:29,044
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}This is so, so fun,</font>

1045
00:36:29,044 --> 00:36:32,440
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and I just want everybody
\h\hto have a good time.</font>

1046
00:36:34,209 --> 00:36:36,879
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Get this party started,
\h\h\h\h\hmother[bleep].</font>

1047
00:36:36,879 --> 00:36:40,242
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Jenni, what the [bleep]?
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Uncle Nino!</font>

1048
00:36:40,242 --> 00:36:41,077
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [indistinct]</font>

1049
00:36:41,077 --> 00:36:44,110
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- How can I celebrate a
birthday without you, handsome?</font>

1050
00:36:44,110 --> 00:36:47,275
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Jenni, do you want tequilers?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.</font>

1051
00:36:47,275 --> 00:36:50,044
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Ooh, somebody’s starting
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthe party up.</font>

1052
00:36:50,044 --> 00:36:53,077
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h- Jenni, she’s, like,
so stunning right now.</font>

1053
00:36:53,077 --> 00:36:53,978
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>Gorgeous in her dress,</i></font>

1054
00:36:53,978 --> 00:36:56,011
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>and her tits are up,
</i>\h<i>\hlike old JWOWW.</i></font>

1055
00:36:56,011 --> 00:36:57,945
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h<i>\hI’m like, "Bitch,
it’s time to catch up."</i></font>

1056
00:36:57,945 --> 00:37:00,473
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Like, I’m here for you.
\h\h\hWhat’s going on?</font>

1057
00:37:00,473 --> 00:37:02,978
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Zack, you want a shot?</font>

1058
00:37:04,770 --> 00:37:06,110
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h- Mike, you see
the bocci ball court?</font>

1059
00:37:06,110 --> 00:37:09,011
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Stop it.
I will mess you up, son.</font>

1060
00:37:09,011 --> 00:37:11,044
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Right here.
- I will mess you up.</font>

1061
00:37:11,044 --> 00:37:12,209
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- My bocci game is serious.</font>

1062
00:37:12,209 --> 00:37:15,308
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Being a full-blooded Italian,
\h\h\h\h\hbeing good at bocci</font>

1063
00:37:15,308 --> 00:37:16,242
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}is just in your blood.</font>

1064
00:37:16,242 --> 00:37:18,110
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>\hAnd unfortunately,
I’ve been to prison,</i></font>

1065
00:37:18,110 --> 00:37:21,143
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}so BDS’ bocci skills
\h\h\hare next level.</font>

1066
00:37:21,143 --> 00:37:23,374
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hI want to see somebody
on that bocci court tonight.</font>

1067
00:37:23,374 --> 00:37:25,978
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- They don’t call me the bocci
\h\hball champion for nothing.</font>

1068
00:37:25,978 --> 00:37:27,275
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- They don’t call you
\h\h\h\hthat at all.</font>

1069
00:37:27,275 --> 00:37:29,605
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I know. Wait what?
\h\h- Best day ever.</font>

1070
00:37:29,605 --> 00:37:33,539
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}The fact that the roommates are
having a birthday party for me,</font>

1071
00:37:33,539 --> 00:37:36,473
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\hlike, I am living
my best life right now.</font>

1072
00:37:36,473 --> 00:37:39,846
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[clanking]
Oh, my God. Don’t break it.</font>

1073
00:37:39,846 --> 00:37:42,308
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You’re pregnant.
\h\h- No, [bleep].</font>

1074
00:37:42,308 --> 00:37:46,275
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Not after today’s drinking.
\h\h- All right. Okay, Vinny.</font>

1075
00:37:46,275 --> 00:37:47,341
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Durr.</font>

1076
00:37:47,341 --> 00:37:49,770
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[laughter]</font>

1077
00:37:49,770 --> 00:37:52,341
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You’re so excited I’m here.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[bleep] off.</font>

1078
00:37:52,341 --> 00:37:53,110
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- You’re so jerky.</font>

1079
00:37:53,110 --> 00:37:56,671
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- JWOWW, you’re beautiful,
\h\h\h\h\h\hand I love you,</font>

1080
00:37:56,671 --> 00:37:59,473
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}and you’re my best friend,
\hand I would die for you.</font>

1081
00:37:59,473 --> 00:38:03,978
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}And I’m so happy that you found
\h\h\h\hyour soulmate in Zack.</font>

1082
00:38:05,407 --> 00:38:06,506
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Ooh!</font>

1083
00:38:06,506 --> 00:38:09,912
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, okay.
\h- Chris.</font>

1084
00:38:09,912 --> 00:38:13,770
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Well, you’re not
really invited so--</font>

1085
00:38:13,770 --> 00:38:16,341
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Whoa!</font>

1086
00:38:16,341 --> 00:38:17,770
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- That really distracted me.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI’m just--</font>

1087
00:38:17,770 --> 00:38:20,044
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hboth: I love you.
- You know, just when I think</font>

1088
00:38:20,044 --> 00:38:21,440
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}that we’re gonna have
\h\h\ha classy dinner</font>

1089
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,605
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\hthere’s never gonna be
a normal dinner with us.</font>

1090
00:38:23,605 --> 00:38:25,011
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Zack, go to the platform.</font>

1091
00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:26,770
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h- Ah...
[laughter]</font>

1092
00:38:26,770 --> 00:38:27,572
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}No.</font>

1093
00:38:27,572 --> 00:38:30,506
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}No, I gotta keep it short,
’cause I will start crying.</font>

1094
00:38:30,506 --> 00:38:32,506
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Aw.
- It’s okay. Stop!</font>

1095
00:38:32,506 --> 00:38:35,605
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}I’m gonna freak out.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Aw.</font>

1096
00:38:35,605 --> 00:38:36,879
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Aw!</font>

1097
00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:38,671
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Man, you never [inaudible].</font>

1098
00:38:38,671 --> 00:38:39,846
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}Come on.</font>

1099
00:38:39,846 --> 00:38:41,143
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Zack just starts crying.</font>

1100
00:38:41,143 --> 00:38:42,846
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It’s like the weirdest thing
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin the world.</font>

1101
00:38:42,846 --> 00:38:45,077
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h\hLike, just when I think
he’s gonna speak, and I’m like,</font>

1102
00:38:45,077 --> 00:38:48,110
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}\h\h\h"All right. A speech.
I’m gonna hear his voice."</font>

1103
00:38:48,110 --> 00:38:49,945
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}He cries, and he can’t talk.</font>

1104
00:38:49,945 --> 00:38:52,044
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- [laughing] Aw.</font>

1105
00:38:52,044 --> 00:38:54,143
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}[both chuckle]</font>

1106
00:38:54,143 --> 00:38:57,110
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}It’s like the engagement
\h\h\h\h\hall over again.</font>

1107
00:39:02,336 --> 00:39:04,505
<b> </b><b><i>- ♪ It's all so perfect ♪</i></b>

1108
00:39:04,571 --> 00:39:07,207
<b>- No. I gotta keep it short,</b>
<b>'cause I will start crying.</b>

1109
00:39:07,274 --> 00:39:09,910
<b>- [laughing] Aw.</b>

1110
00:39:09,977 --> 00:39:12,479
<b>Aw.</b>
<b>- That's real love!</b>

1111
00:39:13,247 --> 00:39:17,851
<b>Okay. I first would like</b>
<b>to say happy birthday</b>

1112
00:39:17,918 --> 00:39:21,655
<b>to my sister wishing nothing</b>
<b>but positive vibes,</b>

1113
00:39:21,722 --> 00:39:24,391
<b>and if you deserve it,</b>
<b>the universe will serve it.</b>

1114
00:39:24,458 --> 00:39:26,093
<b>- As soon as I walked</b>
<b>into the house,</b>

1115
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,562
<b>you had my back, from day one.</b>
<b>- Okay.</b>

1116
00:39:28,629 --> 00:39:30,531
<b>- We've been through</b>
<b>so many milestones,</b>

1117
00:39:30,597 --> 00:39:32,032
<b>and I'm just so,</b>
<b>so happy</b>

1118
00:39:32,099 --> 00:39:34,034
<b>to have you in my life,</b>
<b>and I love you, and we're...</b>

1119
00:39:34,101 --> 00:39:35,769
<b>- Thanks, Deen.</b>
<b>- Gonna be little old ladies.</b>

1120
00:39:35,836 --> 00:39:38,439
<b>All of us.</b>
<b>- Yes. In a nursing home.</b>

1121
00:39:38,505 --> 00:39:39,940
<b>- Thank you.</b>
<b>- Cheers.</b>

1122
00:39:40,007 --> 00:39:42,109
<b>- Happy birthday, JWOWW.</b>
<b>I love birthdays.</b>

1123
00:39:42,176 --> 00:39:44,778
<b>Thank you for having one,</b>
<b>and I'm looking forward</b>

1124
00:39:44,845 --> 00:39:47,114
<b>to doing</b>
<b>many more birthdays together,</b>

1125
00:39:47,181 --> 00:39:48,415
<b>just like this one</b>
<b>with everyone.</b>

1126
00:39:48,482 --> 00:39:49,750
<b>- Yay.</b>
<b>- Thank you.</b>

1127
00:39:49,817 --> 00:39:51,285
<b>- Yay.</b>

1128
00:39:51,352 --> 00:39:53,887
<b>- People are giving me very</b>
<b>nice compliments right now.</b>

1129
00:39:53,954 --> 00:39:55,656
<b>- I just want to wish you guys</b>
<b>the best of luck,</b>

1130
00:39:55,723 --> 00:39:57,725
<b>and I love you,</b>
<b>and happy birthday.</b>

1131
00:39:57,791 --> 00:40:01,862
<b>- Thank you, Ron.</b>
<b>And like, being so sweet.</b>

1132
00:40:01,862 --> 00:40:03,530
<b>So endearing.</b>

1133
00:40:03,597 --> 00:40:06,333
<b>- You grew up to be, like,</b>
<b>one of the most inspirational,</b>

1134
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,669
<b>amazing women</b>
<b>that I know today.</b>

1135
00:40:08,736 --> 00:40:11,205
<b>Just keep killing it,</b>
<b>and I look forward to you,</b>

1136
00:40:11,271 --> 00:40:12,573
<b>and Zack,</b>
<b>and the rest of your life.</b>

1137
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,074
<b>- Thanks, Vinny.</b>

1138
00:40:14,141 --> 00:40:15,442
<b>- Happy birthday.</b>
<b>- Yay!</b>

1139
00:40:15,509 --> 00:40:18,379
<b>- I'm not really gonna say</b>
<b>much, because yeah.</b>

1140
00:40:18,445 --> 00:40:20,981
<b>I want to get a little drunk</b>
<b>and then--</b>

1141
00:40:21,048 --> 00:40:22,883
<b>- Ooh.</b>
<b>- Oh, [bleep].</b>

1142
00:40:22,916 --> 00:40:24,151
<b>- I'm coming for you.</b>

1143
00:40:24,218 --> 00:40:27,121
<b> </b><b><i>[tense music]</i></b>

1144
00:40:27,187 --> 00:40:30,090
<b> </b><b><i>♪ ♪</i></b>

1145
00:40:30,157 --> 00:40:31,792
<b>- What do you mean?</b>

1146
00:40:31,892 --> 00:40:33,360
<b>- It sounds like</b>
<b>she's coming for you.</b>

1147
00:40:33,427 --> 00:40:34,728
<b>I'm just saying,</b>
<b>but what do I know?</b>

1148
00:40:34,795 --> 00:40:36,196
<b>I just play the music.</b>

1149
00:40:36,263 --> 00:40:37,898
<b>Angelina says she wants</b>
<b>to get drunk, before she has</b>

1150
00:40:37,931 --> 00:40:39,566
<b>to say something,</b>
<b>and then I'm like, "Uh-oh."</b>

1151
00:40:39,633 --> 00:40:42,102
<b>What is that? Liquid courage?</b>
<b>Is there a fight brewing?</b>

1152
00:40:42,169 --> 00:40:44,905
<b>JWOWW hasn't fought in a long</b>
<b>time, but she'll still do it.</b>

1153
00:40:44,938 --> 00:40:46,273
<b>- Yep.</b>

1154
00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:48,108
<b>- Happy birthday, for now.</b>

1155
00:40:48,175 --> 00:40:49,209
<b>- Ooh!</b>
<b>- Cheers.</b>

1156
00:40:49,276 --> 00:40:51,545
<b>all: Ooh.</b>

1157
00:40:53,580 --> 00:40:54,615
<b> </b><b><i>- Awkward.</i></b>

1158
00:40:56,850 --> 00:40:57,741
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What did you say to him?</font>

1159
00:40:57,741 --> 00:40:58,807
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- What did I say to him?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.</font>

1160
00:40:58,807 --> 00:41:00,708
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>\hLauren needs to mind
her [bleep] business.</i></font>

1161
00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:03,378
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- I would like to welcome you
\h\h\h\h\hto the talent show.</font>

1162
00:41:03,378 --> 00:41:05,543
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Boo! You suck.
\h\h\h\h\h- Boo.</font>

1163
00:41:05,543 --> 00:41:06,850
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Freaking loser.</font>

1164
00:41:06,850 --> 00:41:08,312
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Get off the stage.</font>

1165
00:41:08,312 --> 00:41:11,213
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}<i>- How much more can I take?</i></font>

1166
00:41:11,213 --> 00:41:13,081
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Hey, are you gonna fight me?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, God.</font>

1167
00:41:13,081 --> 00:41:13,774
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Oh, my gosh.</font>

1168
00:41:13,774 --> 00:41:16,378
<font face="Monospace">{\an7}- Nicole, I’m right here,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbitch.</font>