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<i> - The bear-cation</i>
<i> has officially started.</i>

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- Whoo!

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- I'm just praying
they don't scare her off.

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- Chris, why don't you have
some [bleep] for Angelina?

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- Ohh!

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- I get covered in nacho
bowling alley cheese.

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This jacket means a lot to me.

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And I might be saying goodbye
to this jacket forever.

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- We're kidnapping you.

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- Iron down. Let's go, bitch.

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- Should I be scared?
- Little bit.

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<i> - ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Let's party, get loud ♪</i>
<i> - Yeah, buddy!</i>

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<i> - ♪ If you wanna have fun,</i>
<i> then do something ♪</i>

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<i> - The Situation</i>
<i> is under construction.</i>

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<i> - This might not have</i>
<i> been the best idea.</i>

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<i> - We're so classy now.</i>

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<i> - On the seventh day,</i>
<i> it'll be lit.</i>

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<i> - Get the frig out of here,</i>
<i> you crazy!</i>

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<i> - Um, hello?</i>

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<i> - ♪ If you wanna have fun,</i>
<i> then do something crazy ♪</i>

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<i> - ♪ Overlooking the city</i>
<i> all right ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ [indistinct] and pretty</i>
<i> I shine ♪</i>

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- To the shuttles.
- Whoo!

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- We have Saffabear.

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<i> Me and the girls</i>
<i> are going to do,</i>

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like, pre-dinner, drinks,
and apps

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<i> to get to know Saffabear</i>
<i> a little more.</i>

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It's just with us girls.

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We'll definitely get
a better read on her.

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- Ooh, hot chocolate.

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- Oh, this is nice.

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- I don't know what that is.

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- Escargot.

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- Hi, baby,
What happened?

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- Actually,
I'm not too sure.

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- You have some ice cream,
watch a little movie,

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and I'll be in there to get you
in a little bit.

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- Actually,
it might be mushrooms.

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<i> - I love you.</i>

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- I love you too.

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- Actually,
those look like dumplings.

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- Meilani mad that she wasn't
invited to girls' night.

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- Ohh.

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- I explained to her
that girls' night

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is over 21.

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- What did she say?

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- [bleep] off.
- Oh, my God, so cute.

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<i> - ♪ I'm feelin' so alive,</i>
<i> think I've been reborn ♪</i>

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<i> - ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪</i>

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<i> - Deena's Chris was cutting</i>
<i> our hair this whole time,</i>

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but he wants to have
a vacation too,

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<i> so he called our real barber.</i>

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Thank you, sir.

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- Here's what we're gonna do.
- Okay.

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This is gonna be good.

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I gotta hear this.

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- No, I'll do a skin fade,
like, half,

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like, above the ear, like, mid,
not too high, not too low,

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not a taper.
- Okay.

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- And then, like, here...

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<i> - Watching Vinny</i>
<i> order his haircut</i>

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<i> is like him ordering his food.</i>

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- I like the, uh,
how can I say this?

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Like, the clean, natural look.

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- It takes an hour.

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- See, like,
I made the line over here?

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I think it can come down
a little bit to, like,

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3 or 3 1/2.

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Texturize it
with some scissors.

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Clean it up, but not, like,
the block.

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But I used to do it over here,
and I don't like that.

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- What are you talking about?

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- All right, I'm gonna go
get ready for dinner.

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- Yeah?
- Leave you to it.

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- All right, bro.
- Yes, sir.

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- Oh, and then the top...

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- What's your favorite part
about Ron?

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- Honestly, he'll, like,
think about me randomly.

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Like, he'll get me, like,
my lash tools to work on.

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He's like, "I bought you
new lash tools,"

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stuff like that,
like, for work.

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- That's cute.
- He, like,

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wants to help you, like,
better yourself.

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<i> [line trilling]</i>

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<i> - Saffire is gone,</i>
<i> and I'm like,</i>

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"Did she run away already?"

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<i> [line trilling]</i>

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<i> Did they scare her off?</i>

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I knew I should have
never brought her.

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- Hello? Hi, babe.
I'm with the girls.

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- We kidnapped her.
- We kidnapped her, Ron.

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- Oh, okay, cool.

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- "Okay, cool."
- "Okay, cool."

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Ronnie's definitely having
a heart attack right now

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knowing that Saffa
is with all the girls,

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mm-hmm.

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- All right, well,
text me if anything...

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- Okay, love you.

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<i> - All right, I love you.</i>
- Love you.

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<i> [together]</i>
<i> Bye.</i>

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- He's so funny.

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He's like, "Are you good?

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I have you location?"

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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

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What does he think
that we're gonna get, like,

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poison and we'll kill you?
- I love that.

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<i> - ♪ We came to party tonight ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ We came to party tonight ♪</i>

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<i> - What up, my dude?</i>

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<i> Tonight the boys are supposed</i>
<i> to meet the girls at dinner.</i>

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Big Daddy Sitch looks forward
to his meals.

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Who are we waiting on?
Probably Twiggy.

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- You could drop it down
a little bit.

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Maybe he's jump-roping
[bleep] Chooch.

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- Like, almost like where
these little hairs

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kind of wisp at it.

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- I feel like it's like
a blessing meeting him,

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because he knows how to, like,
put up with me,

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because I'm so, like--
I'm the only child,

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so I'm, like,
I have my little tantrums

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where I'm like, "Now,"
you know?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, but he--

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- "I want it now."
- Yeah.

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- Yeah, that's definitely me.

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- Oh, so you're the only child.

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You're the only child.
- Mm-hmm.

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- [indistinct] but yes.
- Nicole's the only child.

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- Nicole's and only child.
- Yeah.

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- Who else is the only child?

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- Nikki, do you have brothers
or sisters?

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- I do, but I kind of grew up,
like, just me.

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My mom chose to not be present.

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Her maternal instincts
just never clicked, you know?

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There's six of us that she has,

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and four of them could walk
right by her on the street

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and not know that it was her.

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And I grew up with my dad.
He raised me.

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- I was the same way.
I was raised by my father.

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My ex didn't like my dad.

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And to me that was a huge
issue.

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- In that you're very close
to your dad.

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- And--very close to my dad,
and he would be like,

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"You dad's a bad influence,"
like, so, like,

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to me I would just be like,
"Well, that was my dad.

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"He was, like, the best thing.

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Like, sorry my life
wasn't fantastic."

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- That was the same too.

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Like, I didn't grow up
seeing my mom and dad

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hold hands or even kiss.

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I don't--I didn't have
that example of love.

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With him...

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[together]
Ohh. Oh, no. You feel okay?

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- Whew.

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Hold on.

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- Give her a tissue?
- Oh, honey, you need a tissue?

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I have a very similar story
to Nikki,

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<i> raised in a single home</i>
<i> just like her.</i>

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Her dad was there for her
just like mine was.

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Her mother really wasn't
just like mine was.

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<i> And it's, like, to just see</i>
<i> emotion like that</i>

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<i> was making me cry.</i>

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I saw a quote today that, like,
blew my mind.

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It says, "Be the parent that
you needed so desperately

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as a child."
- As a kid.

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- So, like,
to me I didn't have a mom.

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I had no maternal anything...
- Anything.

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- Growing up.

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So to me it's like, "Well, I
need to be the number one mom."

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- Yep.
- And I don't know

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what the hell I'm doing,
'cause I'm, like,

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I didn't have a mom,
but I'm, like,

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whatever she needs,
whatever, princess....

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- You're there.
- I'm there.

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'Cause, like, I don't know--
I didn't have that.

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- And I look at you,
and I want to be like that.

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Because I also--like, my mom...
- Oh, I'm a mess.

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- I have a mom,
but I never had a dad.

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Like, he's alive,
but he's not...

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- Yeah.
- He wasn't at my wedding.

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You know that.
- Yeah.

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- He should have been
walking me down the aisle.

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I feel the same way as you.
Like, you don't really--

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and you too--we don't know--
we never knew how that was

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to have family together,
parents together.

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- I love how close everybody
is getting on this trip,

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not only, like, us, but also
the significant others.

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<i> We're all opening up,</i>
<i> and it really feels like</i>

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a big family,
makes me really happy.

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- Now I've got to check
my makeup,

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'cause I'm all, like,
teary-eyed and [bleep].

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- Sorry.
- Oh, my God.

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- Yeah, like,
what are the boys doing?

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- [bleep] Vin

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- So this is what it feels like
when you guys are waiting

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for me and Angelina, huh?

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- Oh, yeah.

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There's Angelina right there.

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- What's up, [bleep]?

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- Brah, you Chooch.

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- Oh, [bleep].

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<i> - About to [bleep] order</i>
<i> breakfast.</i>

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- Is dinner far?

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- I don't really cry
like this ever.

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- Oh, we're going in here.

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- Oh, where are we?

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- Ooh.
- We're first.

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- Uncle Nino.

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- You want to sit next to me?

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- Yeah, I'll sit next to you.

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- Look at you guys.
- [laughs]

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- I can't believe you just
asked me to sit next to you.

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- Hey.

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- Hi.

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- You good?
- Yes, I missed you.

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- I missed you.
- Tequila?

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- Oh, okay.
- Oh, [bleep], garlic bread.

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- That's a keto kryptonite.

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- Dinner is served.

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- Did you have room, Nino?
- Yeah, he's good.

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He's not gonna eat.
He's gonna drink.

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- How the [bleep] did Uncle
Nino infiltrate dinner?

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- Uncle Nino, do you want to
move in with Vinny in LA?

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- Yo, chill, Saffa.

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- No.

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- I don't have grass.

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[indistinct].
- I was looking at polishing.

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- [indistinct].

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- Sure, they [bleep] give you
subtitles,

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it's gonna sound amazing.

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- If only people really
understood you,

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your jokes would land.

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[laughter]

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- I need to use the bathroom.

235
00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:46,264
Is the bathroom that way
or this way?

236
00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:48,266
- What did you girls
talk about?

237
00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:49,634
- Boys.
- A lot.

238
00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:52,504
- It was actually a really
wonderful conversation.

239
00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:53,805
- Sound boring.
[laughs]

240
00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,774
- You are terrible.
- I can't.

241
00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:57,075
- He's gonna act out tonight,

242
00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,810
because it's no longer
him and Ron

243
00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:01,213
to make fun of the
domesticated couples.

244
00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:03,782
- What's your favorite meal
that Nikki cooks for you?

245
00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:05,917
- Oh, this couple [bleep]
is so boring.

246
00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,319
- I'm just getting into
chamomile tea.

247
00:08:07,387 --> 00:08:09,120
- I love chamomile.
- Yeah, she does that.

248
00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:10,522
- We have it every night,
chamomile.

249
00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:12,624
- Waterboard me
with the chamomile tea.

250
00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:13,692
- Oh, my God.

251
00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,061
I give him chamomile tea
every night.

252
00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,597
She gives him chamomile tea
every night.

253
00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,031
Welcome, Ron.

254
00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:23,001
- I am the lone wolf
in the middle of all these

255
00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:26,838
chamomile tea-drinking,
Bad Bath & Beyond-going,

256
00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:29,341
Container Store-shopping
couples.

257
00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:33,044
- We need to find you
a girlfriend.

258
00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,880
- I'm happy.
- You're happy?

259
00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:35,881
- What about Maria?

260
00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,349
- Saffa, Lauren's pregnant.

261
00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:38,917
I know. I saw.

262
00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:39,918
- Do you want to be pregnant
one day?

263
00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:40,919
- Oh, my God.
- What the?

264
00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:42,454
- What the [bleep]?

265
00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:45,090
<i> - ♪ Careful what you say ♪</i>

266
00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:49,427
- What is person A's
favorite sex position?

267
00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:50,695
Doggy-style, very nice.

268
00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,931
- That's Dee on top.
- They got it.

269
00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,499
- Anywhere and everywhere.

270
00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:57,435
Hey!
all: Ohh!

271
00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:58,904
- Okay, we're bringing
the boards out?

272
00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:02,374
<i> - It is finally time to show</i>
<i> Angelina the FBI board.</i>

273
00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:03,842
Everyone's gotten so close
on this vacation.

274
00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:07,379
- So you want to ruin it.

275
00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,283
- Saffa, Lauren's pregnant.

276
00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:12,851
I know. I saw.

277
00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,119
- Do you want to be pregnant
one day?

278
00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,420
- Oh, my God.
- What the?

279
00:09:15,489 --> 00:09:16,454
- Wow.
- What is wrong with you?

280
00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:18,223
- I mean, like, have kids.

281
00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:21,359
- Um, yeah,
I definitely do one day.

282
00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:22,694
I'm gonna be 30 next year.

283
00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:23,895
- Hear that, Ron?

284
00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,830
Biological clock is ticking.

285
00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,666
- Oh, my God.
What's wrong with you?

286
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,868
- Vinny's trying to scare Saffa
of so he won't be

287
00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:31,436
the only single one
at this table.

288
00:09:31,505 --> 00:09:32,637
- Vin, do you want kids
one day?

289
00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:33,638
- Yeah.
- I think so.

290
00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,140
- You think so.
- Yeah.

291
00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,608
- You're probably gonna
get a girl.

292
00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:38,109
- I just want my daughter to be
as beautiful and classy

293
00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,811
as Angelina.

294
00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,414
Angelina, may I have
some more water, please?

295
00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:45,116
- Same. Can you pass it?
- Thank you.

296
00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:46,918
- Don't drop it.
- That was nice.

297
00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:48,420
You're being very nice tonight.

298
00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,322
- Guys,
who's that lady?

299
00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,057
- Who?

300
00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,158
- Where?
- I don't know.

301
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,293
I've been seeing that
before too.

302
00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:56,995
- I swear she's, like,
a therapist or something.

303
00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,530
She's been taking notes.

304
00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,031
- Oh, God.

305
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,034
- I actually have been taking
some notes all dinner long.

306
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,035
- No.
- Yep, yeah,

307
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,904
this is the etiquette dinner,

308
00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,772
doing a little observing.

309
00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:08,974
- Oh, I failed [bleep].

310
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,610
- Ohh!
- Vinny's busted!

311
00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,013
- What?

312
00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:17,582
- You know, this was on the
activity board this morning.

313
00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:19,050
- They have a lot
of activities.

314
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,653
- Etiquette dinner.
That's for you, Angelina.

315
00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:23,488
- Oh, okay.

316
00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:25,023
- You know what?
Reading comprehension

317
00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,826
has never been our--
our strong point.

318
00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:29,361
- Who wants to go first?
- You can start with me.

319
00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:30,962
- Okay.
- Ohh.

320
00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,530
I would say, like,
just your posture

321
00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:33,632
when you're at, like,
a nice dinner,

322
00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:34,633
you don't want to always be,
like,

323
00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:36,468
touching other people.

324
00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:39,371
- Thanks, lady, but Zack needed
that tip last year.

325
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:42,073
<i> [upbeat music]</i>

326
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,577
- You saw his hand was
all over that [bleep].

327
00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:48,179
- Angelina, just when you're
doing soup, you want to, like,

328
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,448
<i> go away from yourself,</i>
<i> and you, like,</i>

329
00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:52,150
slide it on the base
of the bowl

330
00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:53,551
so that you don't drip
on your clothes.

331
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:57,889
Otherwise, you did pretty well,
did pretty well.

332
00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,190
- That's it?
- That all you had

333
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,825
for anything on Angelina?

334
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,627
- I mean, I'll take it.
- We won.

335
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,362
- Yeah, of course you will.
- They won,

336
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:05,363
because they don't touch
each other.

337
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:09,034
Good job.
[laughter]

338
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,236
- Chris, you were actually
on Vinny more.

339
00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:12,937
- Oh, really?
- So just be careful there.

340
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,606
<i> Yeah.</i>
<i> - Very interesting.</i>

341
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,007
- You know why? 'Cause she
ain't giving me none.

342
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,510
I gotta go for something else,
the only single one here.

343
00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:21,579
They said the "couple,"
not "cuckholds."

344
00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,281
- Vinny, be careful
with some of your bites.

345
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,683
They were a little aggressive
there,

346
00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,217
<i> but it makes conversation</i>
<i> difficult,</i>

347
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,786
<i> 'cause then you might have</i>
<i> a mouthful.</i>

348
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:28,820
And of course we know
cursing, but...

349
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,121
- I'll work on that.
- My turn.

350
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,023
- All right, you want to
just be careful even just,

351
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,892
<i> like, touching your face</i>
<i> when you're at the table.</i>

352
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,628
<i> Cell phone at the table,</i>
<i> that's naturally a no-no, yep.</i>

353
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,196
<i> Saffire, you just want to make</i>
<i> sure you don't, like,</i>

354
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,131
<i> reach over people when you're,</i>
<i> like, getting dressing.</i>

355
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,800
<i> - Sorry.</i>
<i> - Ooh, she failed the test.</i>

356
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,469
- Uncle Nino, got to watch out
with the cursing.

357
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:45,737
- How does she even know
he's cursing?

358
00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:48,373
All I hear is...
[speaking gibberish]

359
00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:50,575
- How did she not get cursing?

360
00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:51,910
- I'm just sipping my [bleep].

361
00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:54,012
You cheeseburger-loving
[bleep].

362
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,314
[bleep]. That was the worst
[bleep] day ever.

363
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,316
What do you [bleep]?
[bleep] millennials.

364
00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,684
Go [bleep] yourself.

365
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:00,852
I'm gonna have to get out of
here, like, right now.

366
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,320
- Five minute ago.

367
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,888
<i> - I'm from Staten Island.</i>
<i> I'm allowed to curse.</i>

368
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,490
<i> I don't know.</i>
<i> I was born like that.</i>

369
00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:06,691
[bleep] off.

370
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,159
- And, Deena, you did have
your green beans.

371
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,527
You've just got to eat them
with your fork.

372
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:12,464
all: Ohh!

373
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:16,267
[indistinct chatter]

374
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,269
- There were a few situations.
I won't lie.

375
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,371
[together]
Ohh.

376
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,340
- When you were trying to find
the restroom before,

377
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,242
you don't want to announce
where you're going.

378
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,144
- Bathroom that way
or this way?

379
00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:29,080
- Wait for everybody to get
served first before eating.

380
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,148
- You can't help yourself
with that.

381
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:34,252
- You're crazy.
[laughter]

382
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:37,288
That's just pure besmudgery.

383
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,491
<i> Once you put foods in front</i>
<i> of BDS, guess what.</i>

384
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,993
<i> - It's go time.</i>

385
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,095
- So who won?
- Who's the best couple?

386
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,730
- And they're always in
competition.

387
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,165
- I know.

388
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,400
- I'm gonna go with Jenni
and Zack on this one.

389
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,269
- Wow.
- Okay.

390
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:54,672
- [indistinct].
- Good job, Jenni and Zack.

391
00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:57,776
- How the [bleep] does 24
and Jenni

392
00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,210
win the etiquette award?

393
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,312
<i> This bitch just pulled out</i>
<i> a bottle of tequila</i>

394
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,447
<i> out of her bag.</i>

395
00:13:02,516 --> 00:13:04,516
How does that win
perfect etiquettes?

396
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,084
Etiquette-sy? Etaa-quettesy?

397
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,919
Etti-quette-sy?

398
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,487
I don't know how to say
the [bleep] word,

399
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:10,955
'cause it's a tongue twister,
but I'm just saying.

400
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,758
- Try to use these manners
for the rest of your time here

401
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,161
and preferable no more
food fights.

402
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,463
Thank you.
all: Ohh!

403
00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:20,131
- Nikki!

404
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,034
- Well, good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

405
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,435
- Oh.
- We're gonna play

406
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,905
a little game we like to call
here in the Poconos

407
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:27,906
The Bae Game.

408
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,508
So grab your significant other.

409
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,876
- Whoo!
- Come on over.

410
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,711
We are gonna try to see
how well

411
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,380
our couples know each other.

412
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,581
- Oh, my God.

413
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,016
- Oh, [bleep].

414
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:43,021
- What the [bleep]?

415
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:47,325
<i> [upbeat funky music]</i>

416
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:48,960
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

417
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,229
- Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

418
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,864
- Oh.
- We are gonna try to see

419
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,599
how well our couples
know each other.

420
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,534
We're gonna play a little
game we like to call

421
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:59,070
her in the Poconos
The Bae Game.

422
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,906
- Come on down to the stage.

423
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,242
<i> [upbeat jazz music]</i>

424
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,744
<i> And this is The Bae Game.</i>

425
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,980
<i> The Situations are beloved</i>
<i> in the streets.</i>

426
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,648
- Let's go, babe.
- We got this.

427
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:13,117
<i> - We should go to therapy.</i>
<i> - We don't need it.</i>

428
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,319
<i> - I got two baes.</i>

429
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,287
<i> - These are some hard</i>
<i> questions.</i>

430
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,589
- And the questions for who?

431
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,592
- So here is how The Bae Game
is going to work.

432
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,527
I will ask you questions.

433
00:14:22,596 --> 00:14:24,028
So you'll both write down
your answer.

434
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,030
And then we'll flip the boards,
and if you match,

435
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,298
you score a point.

436
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,267
<i> - The Bae Game</i>
<i> is making me nervous.</i>

437
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,603
<i> I'm only in this relationship</i>
<i> for two years.</i>

438
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,973
<i> Deena and Mike have been</i>
<i> in it for years.</i>

439
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,641
<i> Angelina and Chris have been</i>
<i> together awhile,</i>

440
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,244
<i> but she filed, so how well</i>
<i> does she know him?</i>

441
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,579
<i> Saffa and Ron haven't really</i>
<i> been together.</i>

442
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,414
<i> And Pauly's got a sidepiece.</i>

443
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,917
So we have a chance,
small chance,

444
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,218
but there's a chance.

445
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,821
- Now, I will refer to you
as person A or person B.

446
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,456
Person A is the person
that is closest

447
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,424
to that wall over there,
all right?

448
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:56,995
So person B closest
to over here.

449
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,197
And the three in the center,
we're just gonna

450
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:02,233
figure it out as we go,
all right?

451
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,636
So question number one,
person B,

452
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:08,273
what is person A's
favorite sex position?

453
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,808
- Chris can't think
that far back.

454
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,143
- Oh, relax.

455
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,311
- Wait, this is my
favorite position?

456
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,747
- Yeah, your favorite position.

457
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,181
Is he taking a fricking--

458
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,716
- He's drawing a graphic.

459
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,285
- Christopher.

460
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,686
What is he drawing right now?

461
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,421
What if they don't understand
your picture?

462
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,390
- Oh, they'll understand it.

463
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:28,192
- Please don't let it be
graphic.

464
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,727
- All right,
so let's start on this side.

465
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:32,330
He says "reverse cowgirl,"
and she said...

466
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,399
- Oh, my gosh.
- "On top."

467
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,967
I mean, I'm gonna go with it.

468
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,135
I'm gonna go; I'm gonna say
it's a match. All right.

469
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:38,903
- Pretty detailed,
pretty detailed.

470
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:41,539
- All right, "Zack on top,"
"Zack on top."

471
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,274
That's a match, yes.
All right.

472
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,143
To our trio in the center,
what do we got?

473
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,545
Whoa.
[laughter]

474
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,080
- Don't let him--
don't let him fool you.

475
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,482
He's the bottom.
<i> [buzzer buzzes]</i>

476
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,552
- "On top," yes, it's a match.
All right.

477
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,521
- "Me on top."
- Her on top.

478
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,156
And lookit. There we go.

479
00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:00,058
Yes, beautiful.

480
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,392
- Oh, my God.

481
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,094
- I didn't want to see that
of my sister Deena.

482
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,862
- That's Dee on top.

483
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,531
This is me...
They get it.

484
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,333
- Not on top.
- They got it.

485
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,268
- Dee on top.
- Oh, my God.

486
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,570
- Me not on top.
- Okay.

487
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,373
- Oh, my gosh, but, like,
kind of a good drawing,

488
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:16,441
not gonna lie.

489
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,109
- That why you're always
pregnant.

490
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,844
- All right, it's a match.

491
00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:22,080
- Doggy-style, very nice.
Way to go.

492
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,282
- Yeah, that's how I got
pregnant, guys.

493
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,050
- I'm getting to know y'all
too much, man.

494
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,051
- I know, right?

495
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,822
- What is person A's tell

496
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,458
that they're in the mood?

497
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:36,694
Again, person B,
what is person A's tell

498
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,764
that they're in the mood?

499
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,466
Al right,
he says he asks.

500
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,801
Oh, "music and candles."
<i> [buzzer buzzes]</i>

501
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:46,537
"When CJ goes to sleep."

502
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,172
And it says "always."
- Always.

503
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,941
- Always.
- Oh.

504
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,075
All right.
- I put "kissing."

505
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:54,479
- Jumps on you.
She says kissing.

506
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:55,880
- I tell him.

507
00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:57,582
- She says it. Perfect.

508
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:58,816
That's a match.

509
00:16:58,885 --> 00:16:59,817
All right, what do we got
here in the center?

510
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,754
- [bleep].

511
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,889
- [laughs]

512
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:09,127
- [indistinct].

513
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,628
- Wow.

514
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,231
- Well, his [bleep] is hard
when he's touching my cooter.

515
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:14,966
- Yo, Nikki's getting
a little mad right now

516
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,834
that Vinny knows me
a little bit better.

517
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:21,072
- What is person A's
most annoying habit?

518
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,840
- Farting.
<i> [buzzer buzzes]</i>

519
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,476
- Yeah, look at that.
[indistinct].

520
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,645
- Person's biggest pet peeve.

521
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,647
- Brushing teeth.
<i> [buzzer buzzes]</i>

522
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,916
[laughs]

523
00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:33,918
- Brushing teeth and flossing
in front of me.

524
00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:35,486
- Favorite fast-food.

525
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,255
All right, he says Burger King.

526
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:38,656
- Babe, come on!

527
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,992
- Nikki better start
upping her game

528
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,260
before I put her on the bench

529
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,162
and move Vinny
to the main position.

530
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,530
- We're killin' it, babe.

531
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:49,233
- Does person B prefer
looking natural or enhanced?

532
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,436
- "Natty" and "enhanced."
<i> [buzzer buzzes]</i>

533
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,071
- Hey.
- Whoa.

534
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:54,238
- Chris, come on.

535
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:57,241
- And that's why they were
on a break.

536
00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:00,578
- Name one thing of yours
that person B

537
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:03,448
is dying to get rid of.

538
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:04,916
- He wants to get rid of her,

539
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:05,950
and she wants to get rid
of him.

540
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:07,085
- I don't give a [bleep].

541
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:08,086
I don't give a [bleep]
about Vinny.

542
00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:09,220
- Come on.

543
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,288
I don't give a [bleep]
about Vinny.

544
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,457
This table has got to go.
- Come on.

545
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,058
- No.
- I like the table.

546
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:18,062
- Where is person A's
favorite place to make whoopie?

547
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,131
"Bed" and "bed."
Yes.

548
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,532
And the bedroom.

549
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,734
<i> - Everyone's like,</i>
<i> "On the bed, on the bed."</i>

550
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,003
<i> Come on. You need some spice</i>
<i> in your life.</i>

551
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,105
Let's go.

552
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:29,574
- Oh, we have "anywhere"
and "everywhere."

553
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,676
Hey!
all: Ohh!

554
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:35,012
<i> [upbeat music]</i>

555
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,214
- By the way,
Ronnie and Saffabear

556
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,982
are never housesitting
in my house in LA.

557
00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:39,150
- They're having sex right now.

558
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,418
- Here's out next question,
all right?

559
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,587
So we have our final question
of the night.

560
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,622
We do have a tie
between Mike and Lauren,

561
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,157
Jenni and Zack right now.

562
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:49,060
- Ooh, battle of the couples.

563
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:54,265
- Draw the emoji that
represents person A the best.

564
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,766
Okay?

565
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,402
<i> - Me and my wife, we've known</i>
<i> each other for 17 years,</i>

566
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,606
and if anywhere we are going to
win it is here.

567
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,674
We know every single thing
about each other.

568
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,543
The number one.

569
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,011
- The number one. Look at that.
- Yeah.

570
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,346
- Is that what we got
over there?

571
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,481
Let's see.

572
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,683
- That's the praying emoji.
<i> [buzzer buzzes]</i>

573
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,118
- Whoa.

574
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,087
No point, no point.

575
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,889
- [groans]
- It's all right, honey.

576
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,023
You don't know me well.
- Wow.

577
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:20,024
- Ooh, they're fighting.

578
00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:21,292
They're fighting.

579
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,127
- They don't know each other.
It's a fraud.

580
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:24,962
- All right, here we go.

581
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:28,332
Zack, what emoji
represents Jenni best?

582
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:33,137
<i> [tense music]</i>

583
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,907
Yeah, it's a match.
Very nice.

584
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,441
Very nice.
all: Ohh!

585
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,076
There's our winners.

586
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,344
Congratulations.

587
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,980
- I'm disappointed
that The Situations lost.

588
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,749
We're gonna turn this L
into a lesson.

589
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:47,185
But I'm happy for
the newly engaged couple,

590
00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:48,653
<i> Zack and JWOWW.</i>

591
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,154
- Good job, sidepiece.

592
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,722
- Good game.
Good game, bitch.

593
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,258
Even though that I didn't win
the entire game,

594
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,626
<i> I won the battle, okay?</i>

595
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,495
<i> I won the battle</i>
<i> of the sidepieces.</i>

596
00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:00,031
I proved that I know Pauly
better than the main piece.

597
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,299
That's all I wanted to do.

598
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,234
- You all were so much fun
tonight.

599
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,802
Have a wonderful evening.

600
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,104
Enjoy your stay here
in the Poconos.

601
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,573
[cheers and applause]

602
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,708
<i> [upbeat percussive music]</i>

603
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,076
- Good night, guys.
- Good night.

604
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:13,211
- Good night.
- Good night. Good night.

605
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:14,412
Good night.

606
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,514
- 17 years and we lost
the newlywed game.

607
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,049
- I don't know how it happened.

608
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,383
- I can see how that game would
cause, like, fights, though.

609
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:20,418
- We lost.

610
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:21,586
- Okay, but we didn't lose
by much.

611
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:22,820
- You got, like,
three things wrong.

612
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:23,821
- That's nothing.

613
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,590
- We crushed it tonight, babe.

614
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:29,160
- They needed the win, I feel,
more than us.

615
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,562
- You need to learn me a little
bit better in that game, man.

616
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:34,131
- Why did you marry me?
- Hold on.

617
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,366
[farts]

618
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,701
That's how you go to sleep
with etiquette.

619
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,202
- Oh, [bleep].
- Good night.

620
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:42,173
- [bleep] married to you.
- Good night.

621
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,507
<i> [phone beeps]</i>

622
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,643
<i> Hello, this is your cleaning</i>
<i> service calling</i>

623
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:49,413
<i> to let you know that your</i>
<i> jacket has been dropped off</i>

624
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,848
<i> at the front of your building.</i>

625
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,850
<i> Thank you so much.</i>
<i> Have a great night.</i>

626
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:53,918
<i> Bye-bye.</i>

627
00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,519
<i> [upbeat music]</i>

628
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,188
<i> - It's only been two days that</i>
<i> I haven't seen my jacket,</i>

629
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,889
but it feels like an eternity.

630
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,625
Oh, [bleep].
- [laughs]

631
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:03,861
- Ohh, damn.

632
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,696
- My jacket.

633
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,231
<i> I am so shocked.</i>

634
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,833
<i> I didn't think I was ever</i>
<i> gonna see my jacket again.</i>

635
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,269
I was expecting the dry
cleaner to say, "I'm sorry.

636
00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:14,472
We tried out best,
but we had to put her down."

637
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:17,408
- I'm not seeing...
it's all clean.

638
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,676
There's no more cheese.

639
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,578
Oh, my God!

640
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:21,979
<i> It feels amazing.</i>

641
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,514
I thought I lost her forever.

642
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:27,318
<i> That disgusting chemical</i>
<i> test-tube cheese</i>

643
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:31,722
<i> is relentless, but my jacket</i>
<i> is back with me reunited,</i>

644
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,190
and it feels so good.

645
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:36,327
Oh, my God, the jacket.

646
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,195
If this jacket arrived
an hour earlier

647
00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:41,265
it could have been my partner
in The Bae Game.

648
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:45,903
You can sleep with me tonight.

649
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:48,673
<i> - ♪ Come on</i>
<i> and have some fun ♪</i>

650
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:50,975
<i> ♪ Let's hang out</i>
<i> all night long ♪</i>

651
00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:52,443
<i> ♪ I just want you to hold me ♪</i>

652
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:53,911
- Oh, my God.

653
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,713
- Morning.
- [laughs]

654
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:57,581
<i> - ♪ Hold me close ♪</i>

655
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,051
- Stop, too early.

656
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:01,152
- Ugh.

657
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,287
- This baby is, like,
taking over.

658
00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:04,989
- Babe!
- What the [bleep]?

659
00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:06,490
- Wake up.

660
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,426
- What do we want to do
today?

661
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:09,593
- Outside stuff.

662
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,029
- We're gonna hang out
with kids today.

663
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:13,097
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

664
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,298
We're doing a kid day.

665
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:15,833
- Uncle BDS is in the building.

666
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:19,303
- No [indistinct].
- Ahh!

667
00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:20,771
<i> - Today is family day,</i>

668
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,874
so we're gonna do a big day
with the kids

669
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,176
and all my roommates.

670
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:27,178
And hopefully they can,
you know, handle them.

671
00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:29,580
- Ahh!

672
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:31,782
♪ Somebody's sleepy ♪

673
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,818
♪ Somebody's tired ♪

674
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:36,287
- [giggling]

675
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:38,222
- This might be practice
for what is to come.

676
00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:40,024
- It is definitely practice.

677
00:22:40,093 --> 00:22:42,026
- Naptime, naptime.

678
00:22:42,095 --> 00:22:43,160
- Ahh!

679
00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:45,463
- Maybe we'll have to babysit
them.

680
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,131
- Ahh!

681
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,500
- [laughs]
- Stop.

682
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:51,836
- What do you think?
- Yeah, definitely.

683
00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:53,437
- What's up, bae?
- Hey.

684
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:54,972
- Vinny has his new jacket on.

685
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:56,374
Let me see.
[laughs]

686
00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:57,608
- Get away from the food,
Nikki.

687
00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:59,377
- I'm gonna make the bed
a little bit.

688
00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:02,079
- Yeah, make the bed
since you never do it at home.

689
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,381
- Let's get dressed.

690
00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:04,548
- I'm about to get dressed.

691
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:06,117
I'm might wear a suit
in the Poconos.

692
00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:07,818
- Pauly, you're looking
mad cute in the Poconos.

693
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,388
- Ooh, he's trying to shoot
in the Poconos.

694
00:23:10,456 --> 00:23:11,522
- Oh, my God.
What's that smell.

695
00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:13,090
Did you just poot
in the Poconos?

696
00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:15,326
- Yeah, I did a little
keto toot in the Poconos.

697
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,027
[laughter]

698
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,796
- On Daddy's leg.
- [laughs]

699
00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:19,930
- Put it on Daddy's leg.

700
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:21,298
- Oh, wait, what happened
to my head thing?

701
00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:23,234
- We're already mad late
in the Poconos.

702
00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:24,835
- You're a little lame
in the Poconos.

703
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,638
- Hello.

704
00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:30,775
- Oh, wow,
look at you dressed like that.

705
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,176
- What's up, Cookie Monster?

706
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:35,546
I'm eating my cookies.
Nom-nom-nom-nom.

707
00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:36,814
- Oh, damn.
- Hey, what's up?

708
00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:38,716
- She looks like a bruised
ass[bleep].

709
00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:40,518
- [laughs]

710
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:41,952
<i> - Yeah, I know I look good.</i>

711
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,387
You guys are all obsessed
with me.

712
00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:45,623
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

713
00:23:45,691 --> 00:23:46,991
- Hey, Dee.

714
00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:49,260
- So I just want to--
before Jenni gets down here,

715
00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:51,262
her birthday was right before
the trip.

716
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:53,230
- Mm-hmm.
- So I think we should throw,

717
00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:55,666
like, a birthday party
since we're all together.

718
00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:58,436
<i> Jenni had a birthday</i>
<i> right before the Poconos,</i>

719
00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:01,372
and we are never together
for each other's birthdays.

720
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:03,574
<i> So this is the perfect</i>
<i> opportunity</i>

721
00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:06,410
to have a big birthday bash.

722
00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:07,511
- She'll love that.

723
00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:08,546
She'll be surprised.

724
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,147
- Mike, don't tell her.

725
00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:11,982
- I'm not gonna say anything.
- Are you sure about that?

726
00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:13,317
- I'll be honest with you.

727
00:24:13,386 --> 00:24:15,686
I am just food and beverage
managers, and that's it.

728
00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:16,921
- Okay.
- Oh, my God.

729
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:18,155
Hi, guys.
[together] Hi.

730
00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:20,057
- Meilani.
- What's up? What's up?

731
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,725
- Oh, my God. It's Meilanis.

732
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:22,860
It's Uncle Sitch.

733
00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:24,028
Say hello to Uncle Sitcher.

734
00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:25,029
- Shuttle are here.

735
00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:26,564
It's family fun day.

736
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:27,965
- You guys excited?

737
00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:30,000
- I wonder if I could even
ice-skate?

738
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:31,836
- We're gonna find out.

739
00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:33,037
It's on.

740
00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:35,005
Technically right now
I've dubbed myself

741
00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:36,207
The Demonstration.

742
00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:38,275
Oh, my goodness.
- Can you pick him up?

743
00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:41,212
<i> - Because I'm going</i>
<i> to be teaching the kids</i>

744
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,346
<i> how to ice-skate.</i>

745
00:24:42,415 --> 00:24:43,714
Big Daddy Sitch is out
in the--oh!

746
00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:45,416
- Honey, honey, be careful.

747
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:46,450
You know how to do it?

748
00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:47,818
- Listen, this is a guido,

749
00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:50,187
and I'm not in my natural
habitat right now.

750
00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:51,789
- Bend your knees a little.

751
00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:53,591
No, no, not walking, bend.

752
00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:54,658
Like, get down.

753
00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:55,659
- Bend.

754
00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:57,495
- Look at him.
[laughter]

755
00:24:57,563 --> 00:24:59,163
- Whoa, goodness gracious.

756
00:24:59,232 --> 00:25:00,431
- [laughs]

757
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,532
- Whoa!
- Oh!

758
00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:02,733
- Honey.

759
00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:04,201
- One of us is getting killed
this trip.

760
00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:05,669
- Not me. I don't like this.

761
00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:06,871
- Oh, my God.

762
00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:07,938
- Mike, you want a helmet?

763
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,507
- No, no, I'm all right.

764
00:25:09,575 --> 00:25:11,976
- Babe, you only get
three falls.

765
00:25:12,044 --> 00:25:13,911
Whoa, whoa.
[laughs]

766
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,145
Guidos on ice.

767
00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:16,981
- I don't know if guidos
and ice mix.

768
00:25:17,049 --> 00:25:18,382
- Whoa, whoa.

769
00:25:18,451 --> 00:25:21,685
- I mean, guidos and ice mix,
but not this kind of ice.

770
00:25:21,754 --> 00:25:24,088
- [indistinct].
- All right.

771
00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:26,790
- Man down. Man down.

772
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:28,492
- One more fall
you're coming out.

773
00:25:28,561 --> 00:25:30,194
- Where the hell's Mike, guys?

774
00:25:30,263 --> 00:25:31,729
Mike fell. I'm dying.

775
00:25:31,797 --> 00:25:32,930
- There you go, Greg.

776
00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:35,499
<i> - ♪ Let's go ♪</i>

777
00:25:35,568 --> 00:25:36,834
- Man down. Man down.

778
00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:40,004
Holy [bleep]. Mike may not be
coordinated enough

779
00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:41,539
<i> to ice-skate right now.</i>

780
00:25:41,607 --> 00:25:42,840
Man down.

781
00:25:42,909 --> 00:25:44,008
Come to think of it,

782
00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:45,009
<i> Mike's not too coordinated</i>
<i> at all.</i>

783
00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:46,677
We saw him wrestle.

784
00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:47,778
- Oh!
- Hey!

785
00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:48,913
- And unfortunately
hits his head.

786
00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:50,381
- Ahh!

787
00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:51,815
- What the [bleep]?

788
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,551
- We saw him play basketball.

789
00:25:53,619 --> 00:25:55,319
[laughter]

790
00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:57,321
And now ice-skating is not it.

791
00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:58,589
- Whoa!

792
00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:00,157
- Ahh! Ow!

793
00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:05,296
- Man down. Man down.
I need a medic.

794
00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:09,833
- I'm gonna go where no guido
has gone before.

795
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,936
[grunts]
- Ohh!

796
00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:14,138
- Oh! Oh, my God!

797
00:26:14,206 --> 00:26:15,839
- Honey.
- Oh, God.

798
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,341
Whoa-ho-ho!

799
00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:19,310
- Ohh!

800
00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:21,078
- [grunts]
- Ohh!

801
00:26:21,147 --> 00:26:23,247
- Uh-oh! Mike's down.
- Mike, damn, bro.

802
00:26:23,316 --> 00:26:24,315
- Oh!
- Here we go!

803
00:26:24,383 --> 00:26:25,316
- Oh! Ooh, ooh.

804
00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:27,585
[groans]

805
00:26:27,653 --> 00:26:29,186
Sub me out.

806
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:30,421
I'm gonna take a break.

807
00:26:30,489 --> 00:26:32,256
You know, I actually thought

808
00:26:32,325 --> 00:26:33,357
that it was going to be easy

809
00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:35,426
teaching these kids
how to ice-skate.

810
00:26:35,494 --> 00:26:36,794
- There you go, Meilani!

811
00:26:36,862 --> 00:26:39,029
<i> - But the demonstration</i>
<i> is definitely failing,</i>

812
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:40,497
and we're gonna have to
pivot right now.

813
00:26:40,566 --> 00:26:42,933
There's always room
for a guacamole break.

814
00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:44,268
You feel me?

815
00:26:44,337 --> 00:26:46,804
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

816
00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:47,838
- Hold my hand.

817
00:26:47,907 --> 00:26:49,373
- What?
- Hold my hand.

818
00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:51,175
- Twirl me.

819
00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:52,376
Twirl me.

820
00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:53,544
No, no, you're gonna
make me fall.

821
00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:55,346
- I'm twirling you.
- Oh, my God.

822
00:26:55,414 --> 00:26:58,048
[laughs]
Oh, my God.

823
00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,416
Oh, my God.
- So romantic.

824
00:26:59,485 --> 00:27:01,118
Give me your hands.
- Go--what are you gonna do?

825
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:02,386
- Both of them.

826
00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:04,121
We're gonna spin around
- No, Vinny.

827
00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:07,558
- Like, a little easy.
- Oh, my God. [laughs]

828
00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:09,860
- Just try to glide.

829
00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:11,962
[laughter]

830
00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:13,597
- I can't spin like this.

831
00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:15,799
- Point your stupid toes
that way.

832
00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:17,101
- Like this?
- Yeah.

833
00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:20,671
Angelina is as romantic
as a colonoscopy.

834
00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:21,672
Let it go, like--

835
00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:22,773
- What do you mean let it go?

836
00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:24,174
- Like you're--stop walking.
Glide.

837
00:27:24,243 --> 00:27:26,343
- Oh, shoot. It's still hard,
even with this thing.

838
00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:29,546
- You're a professional now,
Vinny, I forgot.

839
00:27:29,615 --> 00:27:31,415
- [laughs]
- We're gonna go sledding.

840
00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:33,350
- I'll go sledding.
- Do you wanna do sledding?

841
00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:34,618
- Let's do sledding.
- I don't do well

842
00:27:34,687 --> 00:27:36,854
in the elements.
- Then let's go inside.

843
00:27:36,922 --> 00:27:40,457
- Maybe Big Daddy Sitch
can help babysitting.

844
00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:41,892
- Okay.
- Yeah.

845
00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:43,994
<i> - Big Daddy Sitch</i>
<i> is officially</i>

846
00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:45,963
<i> doing his</i>
<i> homework right now,</i>

847
00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:48,298
spending some time
in the play gym.

848
00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:50,634
- It's gym time.
Get the energy out.

849
00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:52,870
- Ice-skating
is way too dangerous,

850
00:27:52,938 --> 00:27:54,271
Family fun day.

851
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:56,674
<i> We are the forefathers</i>
<i> of gym, tan, laundry.</i>

852
00:27:56,742 --> 00:27:58,575
<i> I'm at the gym for, like,</i>
<i> an hour and a half.</i>

853
00:27:58,644 --> 00:28:00,244
You know, I'm working on
my fitness.

854
00:28:01,614 --> 00:28:03,881
- Oh, my God!
<i> - Now, this right here</i>

855
00:28:03,949 --> 00:28:06,617
is an activity that
Big Daddy Sitch can get behind.

856
00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:08,152
- Do you have to take
your shoes off?

857
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:09,219
- Yeah.
- Okay.

858
00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:11,655
- [laughs]

859
00:28:11,724 --> 00:28:13,357
- [grunts]
Ay, ya, ya.

860
00:28:13,426 --> 00:28:15,693
Who's that--Vinny? Where the
[bleep] are you, Vinny?

861
00:28:15,761 --> 00:28:18,696
<i> [adventurous music]</i>

862
00:28:18,764 --> 00:28:20,898
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

863
00:28:22,735 --> 00:28:24,068
[machine beeping]

864
00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:33,110
- Look at that smile!

865
00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:36,013
- Ready, buddy?
- One, two, three!

866
00:28:36,082 --> 00:28:38,382
- Whoa!

867
00:28:38,451 --> 00:28:41,185
- Ohh!
[laughter]

868
00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:43,353
- Oh, my--[bleep]

869
00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:44,421
<i> - ♪ Can't stop us now ♪</i>

870
00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:46,623
- Ah, [bleep].
- [screaming]

871
00:28:46,692 --> 00:28:48,392
Oh, my God!

872
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,995
All right, it's not that bad.

873
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:53,697
- Honey, are you ready
for this?

874
00:28:53,766 --> 00:28:55,099
- Really, in my life,
I've always had, like,

875
00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:56,633
a really big confidence,

876
00:28:56,702 --> 00:28:58,702
but I think I'm a bit nervous
to be a daddy,

877
00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:00,370
to be honest with you.
- If you weren't nervous,

878
00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:02,072
it wouldn't be normal.
- He's saying he's nervous.

879
00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:04,074
- For what?
both: To be a dad.

880
00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:05,242
- That's normal.

881
00:29:05,311 --> 00:29:06,543
Being a parent is not

882
00:29:06,612 --> 00:29:07,711
a new chapter in your life,

883
00:29:07,780 --> 00:29:08,779
it's a new book.

884
00:29:08,848 --> 00:29:10,481
<i> It is something</i>
<i> that you're just</i>

885
00:29:10,549 --> 00:29:12,082
<i> never gonna be prepared for.</i>

886
00:29:12,151 --> 00:29:13,484
Every day it's a challenge.

887
00:29:13,552 --> 00:29:14,918
Every day it's something new.

888
00:29:14,987 --> 00:29:16,487
- What's impressive
is the amount of energy.

889
00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:17,554
They don't ever get tired.

890
00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:19,289
<i> - For Mike to be scared</i>

891
00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:20,290
<i> of the unknown,</i>

892
00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:21,692
that makes him, in my eyes,

893
00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:23,327
already a good dad.

894
00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:24,928
Because you should be scared.

895
00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:28,165
You should be really [bleep]
scared, just sayin'.

896
00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:29,600
[laughs]

897
00:29:29,668 --> 00:29:31,935
- I just wanna be
the best dad that I can,

898
00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:33,737
and I don't wanna, you know...
- Well, you will be.

899
00:29:33,806 --> 00:29:36,440
- Let myself down or, you know,
my son, maybe.

900
00:29:36,509 --> 00:29:38,909
- You're gonna be a great dad.

901
00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:43,113
- You're gonna be an amazing,
amazing father.

902
00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:44,314
- Yep.

903
00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:46,984
I'm excited,
but nervous to be--

904
00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:49,453
to be actually Big Daddy Sitch.
- Yep.

905
00:29:49,522 --> 00:29:51,688
I'll get you dialed in.
[laughs]

906
00:29:51,757 --> 00:29:53,857
- Yeah.
- I'll get you dialed in.

907
00:29:53,926 --> 00:29:57,928
- Yeah.
- I think, uh--

908
00:29:57,997 --> 00:30:00,030
I think everyone's
rooting for us.

909
00:30:01,734 --> 00:30:02,666
- I just got you, man.

910
00:30:02,735 --> 00:30:03,667
- You got me?

911
00:30:03,736 --> 00:30:05,903
- I'll get you.

912
00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:08,005
- I'm gonna bring out
the Angeliners board.

913
00:30:08,073 --> 00:30:09,473
- What the hell?

914
00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:11,742
<i> Right now, Mike wants to bring</i>
<i> up this FBI board.</i>

915
00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:14,378
Well, let's face it,
no matter how we bring this up

916
00:30:14,446 --> 00:30:16,046
<i> to Angelina, she's gonna</i>
<i> take it the wrong way.</i>

917
00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:18,682
<i> - Operation Presentation</i>
<i> is on its way.</i>

918
00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:23,320
<i> - ♪ I got that honey ♪</i>

919
00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:25,355
- On your mark.
Get set.

920
00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:27,090
Go!
[screaming]

921
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,892
- Oh, [bleep].
- Oh, no, no!

922
00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:30,727
- Ohh!

923
00:30:30,796 --> 00:30:32,763
- 'Cause you're a man.
[laughs]

924
00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:33,964
- Who the hell's on me?

925
00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:35,132
- It's your wife.
- Oh.

926
00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:36,533
- All right, we're going home.

927
00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:38,569
- Oh. Whoo.
- Oh, that was fun.

928
00:30:38,637 --> 00:30:40,571
- Yeah, that was fun.
- You had fun today?

929
00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:42,105
<i> - ♪ Both hands in the air,</i>
<i> hey ♪</i>

930
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,740
- The biggest surprise
would be, like,

931
00:30:43,809 --> 00:30:44,741
getting Nicole here.

932
00:30:44,810 --> 00:30:45,742
The biggest.
- Do you think

933
00:30:45,811 --> 00:30:46,977
Nicole would come?

934
00:30:47,046 --> 00:30:48,712
- Being she already sat down
with Angelina,

935
00:30:48,781 --> 00:30:51,982
I feel like she would be
willing now to come

936
00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:54,818
and do, like,
a night on the trip with us.

937
00:30:54,887 --> 00:30:57,688
What's a party without
my meatball?

938
00:30:57,756 --> 00:30:59,423
<i> Nicole isn't saying,</i>
<i> "I'm not going</i>

939
00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:00,858
<i> on trips with you guys,"</i>

940
00:31:00,926 --> 00:31:03,193
But I feel like I could use
my meatball powers

941
00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:05,829
and make this happen.

942
00:31:05,898 --> 00:31:08,599
<i> [phone line trilling]</i>

943
00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:11,401
<i> - ♪ This is a party ♪</i>

944
00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:16,206
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

945
00:31:17,743 --> 00:31:19,743
- So I could just take them
to the playground,

946
00:31:19,812 --> 00:31:23,080
and just bring some, you know,
chicken tendies with me

947
00:31:23,148 --> 00:31:24,648
and let them
tire themselves out.

948
00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:26,283
- All day.
- You know.

949
00:31:26,352 --> 00:31:27,751
Speaking of tendies,

950
00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:29,152
I wanted to see what you think.

951
00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:30,587
I think that--

952
00:31:30,656 --> 00:31:33,423
Listen, you know,
the investigation never sleeps.

953
00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:35,626
I think that it's right
that we go full disclosures

954
00:31:35,694 --> 00:31:38,095
and actually show Angelina
her board.

955
00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:39,429
- What the hell?

956
00:31:39,498 --> 00:31:41,265
- Do you work for the feds?
- I swear,

957
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:44,101
does everybody I know think
that they're FBI agents?

958
00:31:44,169 --> 00:31:45,769
[laughter]

959
00:31:45,838 --> 00:31:48,272
- We've said everything
out loud that's on her board.

960
00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:50,173
- Yeah, the past couple days.
- Yeah.

961
00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:52,442
- Mike has a very addictive
personality.

962
00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:53,977
He used to be addicted
to drugs.

963
00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:55,445
<i> Then he got addicted to food.</i>

964
00:31:55,514 --> 00:31:57,547
- Ohh! Gotta help yourself
here.

965
00:31:57,616 --> 00:32:00,584
- Now he's addicted
to being The Investigation.

966
00:32:00,653 --> 00:32:02,552
- They tried to keep up
the façade.

967
00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:05,055
The bloggers here
seem to pick it up here.

968
00:32:05,124 --> 00:32:07,057
And then out of nowhere
around this time,

969
00:32:07,126 --> 00:32:08,191
the videos popped up.

970
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,227
Full disclosures,
you're part of the squad,

971
00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:12,296
we were looking after--
we were looking out after you.

972
00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:14,798
And the state's case
has been dropped.

973
00:32:14,867 --> 00:32:18,068
- I don't understand
how that's gonna play out.

974
00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:19,803
<i> Mike is just</i>
<i> not letting this go,</i>

975
00:32:19,872 --> 00:32:21,605
and I think some [bleep]
gonna happen.

976
00:32:21,674 --> 00:32:22,773
- It's finally ready
for the reveal

977
00:32:22,841 --> 00:32:24,474
of Angelina's presentation.

978
00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:28,045
No matter how uncomfortable
this process may be,

979
00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:31,048
I have to seek out the truth,
you know, no matter

980
00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:32,049
where it's gonna lead.

981
00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:33,951
It's a good plan.
It's a good plan.

982
00:32:36,956 --> 00:32:39,523
<i> [phone line trilling]</i>

983
00:32:39,591 --> 00:32:41,858
<i> - Hey, meatball.</i>
- Hi!

984
00:32:41,927 --> 00:32:44,428
So you know how
before we came on the trip,

985
00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:46,830
it was Jenni's birthday?
<i> - Yes, of course.</i>

986
00:32:46,899 --> 00:32:50,200
- So I'm trying to plan
a birthday party for her here.

987
00:32:50,269 --> 00:32:53,203
So I was thinking
maybe you come,

988
00:32:53,272 --> 00:32:54,671
and you could surprise her.

989
00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:59,810
<i> - I mean, I am obsessed.</i>

990
00:32:59,878 --> 00:33:01,211
<i> I'm fully down for that.</i>

991
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,646
- Oh, my God. Yes.
<i> - I can't miss that.</i>

992
00:33:02,715 --> 00:33:04,181
<i> I feel like that's such,</i>
<i> like, a meatball thing</i>

993
00:33:04,249 --> 00:33:05,649
<i> for us to do, I love it.</i>
- Yeah, and I think

994
00:33:05,718 --> 00:33:07,050
she won't expect it.
<i> - And she would have no idea.</i>

995
00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:09,219
<i> Let's do it.</i>
- Yay!

996
00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:11,955
Meatball's comin'!
<i> - Eee!</i>

997
00:33:12,024 --> 00:33:14,591
- I think that we need
to extract Chris.

998
00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:16,426
We don't wanna disrespect
their relationship.

999
00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:19,196
- So we might need to do,
like, a spouse dinner.

1000
00:33:19,264 --> 00:33:20,630
- That's the perfect plan
right there.

1001
00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:22,366
- Yeah.

1002
00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:24,134
- Yeah.
- So separate dinners?

1003
00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:25,402
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1004
00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:27,971
- Oh, my God.
Do you wanna die?

1005
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,906
Like, how is this a good idea?

1006
00:33:29,975 --> 00:33:32,209
- Roomies only final meeting.

1007
00:33:32,277 --> 00:33:34,044
Yeah.
- Watch your feet.

1008
00:33:34,113 --> 00:33:35,112
- Oh, my goodness.
- Oh, my God.

1009
00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:36,546
- Oh, my God.

1010
00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:39,416
- Maybe we have Greyson
and Meilani pull Chris aside.

1011
00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:40,951
- Yeah.
[laughter]

1012
00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:43,954
<i> [upbeat music]</i>

1013
00:33:44,023 --> 00:33:45,322
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1014
00:33:45,391 --> 00:33:49,259
- I wanna figure out, like,
a fun place in the resort

1015
00:33:49,328 --> 00:33:51,261
to do Jenni's birthday.

1016
00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:52,562
- What do you think?
- I don't know.

1017
00:33:52,631 --> 00:33:54,998
So, I mean,
there is the sports bar.

1018
00:33:55,067 --> 00:33:57,167
- Okay.
- There was the stadium

1019
00:33:57,236 --> 00:33:58,535
where we had the wrestling.

1020
00:33:58,604 --> 00:34:00,103
- I like that place.
- The seating,

1021
00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:01,938
we'll also do, like,
a sit-down dinner.

1022
00:34:02,007 --> 00:34:04,441
We can, like, request
big, round tables.

1023
00:34:04,510 --> 00:34:05,542
- I like that idea.

1024
00:34:05,611 --> 00:34:07,444
- Like a wedding.
- Ooh.

1025
00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:08,445
Can I give her a speech?

1026
00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:09,846
- [gasps]
- [gasps]

1027
00:34:09,915 --> 00:34:11,415
- Wait a second!
- No, not a--

1028
00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:13,383
- This could be hysterical.

1029
00:34:13,452 --> 00:34:15,218
We'll get Vinny to help you
with the speech.

1030
00:34:15,287 --> 00:34:16,253
- Oh, [bleep] my life.

1031
00:34:16,321 --> 00:34:17,454
- [laughs]

1032
00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:19,256
- At Mike and Lauren's
he [bleep] sucked.

1033
00:34:19,324 --> 00:34:20,624
<i> But for our redo wedding,</i>

1034
00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:22,292
I'd say Vinny
was actually pretty funny.

1035
00:34:22,361 --> 00:34:23,427
He loves speeches.

1036
00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:25,595
- Yeah, that could be
hysterical.

1037
00:34:25,664 --> 00:34:27,798
Do you wanna take maybe
a ride down to the stadium

1038
00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:29,466
and see?
- All right, let's go.

1039
00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:30,567
- I love planning stuff.

1040
00:34:30,636 --> 00:34:32,202
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1041
00:34:32,271 --> 00:34:35,439
<i> - ♪ Whoa, it's a movie</i>
<i> when I pull up to the scene ♪</i>

1042
00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:36,840
- All right, let's roll out.

1043
00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:38,608
Do you know where Meilanis is?
- Nope.

1044
00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:40,077
- I haven't seen her anywhere.

1045
00:34:40,145 --> 00:34:41,711
Maybe Meilani's in here.
- Nope.

1046
00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:42,712
- Come on, come on.

1047
00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:44,347
Please stop hitting.
Meilani!

1048
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,749
<i> - ♪ And I'm the center</i>
<i> of attention ♪</i>

1049
00:34:45,818 --> 00:34:46,750
<i> ♪ And I do not</i>
<i> need to mention ♪</i>

1050
00:34:46,819 --> 00:34:49,686
- Ah! [grunting]

1051
00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:51,755
- I feel like
this is the place.

1052
00:34:51,824 --> 00:34:53,056
- Oh, this is definitely
the place.

1053
00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:54,658
- Oh, my God.
Maybe we could have 'em say,

1054
00:34:54,726 --> 00:34:56,860
like, "Happy Birthday, JWOWW
on the screens."

1055
00:34:56,929 --> 00:34:58,361
Hi, how are you?
- Oh, perfect.

1056
00:34:58,430 --> 00:34:59,796
- I'm so good.
How are you?

1057
00:34:59,865 --> 00:35:01,832
- Thank you so much
for coming out.

1058
00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:04,101
So yeah, we want this to be,
like,

1059
00:35:04,169 --> 00:35:06,369
the ultimate birthday party
for our friend.

1060
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:07,604
- Of course.

1061
00:35:07,673 --> 00:35:09,973
- I was thinking about
a dance floor down here.

1062
00:35:10,042 --> 00:35:11,641
- Easy.
- A lot of alcohol.

1063
00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:13,276
- Easy.
- Rainbow everything.

1064
00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:14,744
- Of course.
- More shots and more shots

1065
00:35:14,813 --> 00:35:16,079
and more shots.
- You can have everything.

1066
00:35:16,148 --> 00:35:18,014
- Like we threw up rainbow.
- Can go out one way

1067
00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:19,983
or the other way,
whichever one you choose.

1068
00:35:20,052 --> 00:35:21,151
- And then--
- I'm gonna get her

1069
00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:22,652
and Zack drunk so they can
make sexuals

1070
00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:24,855
on the dance floor here.
- [laughs] They probably will.

1071
00:35:24,923 --> 00:35:25,922
- Not in front of the kids,
though.

1072
00:35:25,991 --> 00:35:27,023
- Well, not in front
of the kids.

1073
00:35:27,092 --> 00:35:28,158
- You know.
- This is going to be

1074
00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:30,627
a birthday that Jenni
will never forget

1075
00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:32,496
I saw you had, like,
boardwalk games.

1076
00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:35,165
- We do have, like,
a DJ booth over here.

1077
00:35:35,234 --> 00:35:36,833
- Oh. Oh, I'll have to
ask Pauly.

1078
00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:39,336
This is gonna bring us
right back to karma.

1079
00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:40,770
Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

1080
00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:42,105
- Thank you. Nice meeting you.
I'm getting that bitch

1081
00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:43,406
[bleep] up.
- How do you want the bar?

1082
00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:44,674
- I don't care if I'm gonna
have to sling

1083
00:35:44,743 --> 00:35:45,842
that [bleep] right down
her throat if I have to.

1084
00:35:45,911 --> 00:35:48,145
- Yeah, she's gonna
get her drunk.

1085
00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:50,380
- They're moving
any [bleep] body.

1086
00:35:50,449 --> 00:35:52,282
Ahh, here's the real [bleep]
right here.

1087
00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:54,885
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1088
00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:56,987
Ohh, [bleep]!

1089
00:35:57,055 --> 00:35:58,688
Mother[bleep]!

1090
00:35:58,757 --> 00:36:01,124
Ohh!

1091
00:36:01,193 --> 00:36:03,059
What? What the--

1092
00:36:03,128 --> 00:36:04,461
You don't care [bleep]--

1093
00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,429
Get the [bleep] back.

1094
00:36:06,965 --> 00:36:08,265
[bleep] [bleep].

1095
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,934
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1096
00:36:11,003 --> 00:36:13,703
<i> - That speech thing,</i>
<i> it won't be about the speech.</i>

1097
00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:15,172
It'll be, like--
- Nah, it'll be, like,

1098
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,573
stay and get your ass beat.

1099
00:36:16,642 --> 00:36:18,275
And remember stay and get
your ass beat?

1100
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,243
But then I [bleep] stay and get
your ass in the pool.

1101
00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:24,047
All right, I got another one.

1102
00:36:24,116 --> 00:36:26,883
- Like, you could, like,
do, like, a skit/speech.

1103
00:36:26,952 --> 00:36:29,085
- "SNL"? All right.

1104
00:36:29,154 --> 00:36:30,854
Vinny's gonna be like,
"I don't think you can do it."

1105
00:36:30,923 --> 00:36:32,122
And I'm gonna be like,
"[bleep] you. Move over.

1106
00:36:32,191 --> 00:36:34,558
Bitch, step up!"
- All right. There we go.

1107
00:36:34,626 --> 00:36:36,760
- Don't worry, Jenni.
You're gonna get your speech.

1108
00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:37,861
I got something.

1109
00:36:42,467 --> 00:36:43,833
<i> - ♪ Yeah, pull up in a party</i>
<i> and I'm on one ♪</i>

1110
00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,735
<i> ♪ Ain't no women in it</i>
<i> so I gotta call one ♪</i>

1111
00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:46,736
- All right,
let's go get ready.

1112
00:36:46,805 --> 00:36:47,871
- Okay.

1113
00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:50,907
- Take forever to get ready.
- Mm-hmm.

1114
00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:54,077
- What up? Oh, damn, we got a
little snack before the snack.

1115
00:36:54,146 --> 00:36:56,279
We about to have
the final presentation.

1116
00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:59,816
<i> It is finally time to show</i>
<i> Angelina the FBI board.</i>

1117
00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:02,652
We're going to call tonight
Full Disclosures Night.

1118
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,054
It's called receipts.

1119
00:37:04,122 --> 00:37:06,122
<i> - So Mike was bored</i>
<i> during quarantine,</i>

1120
00:37:06,191 --> 00:37:07,958
and he turned into
The Investigation.

1121
00:37:08,026 --> 00:37:09,326
<i> But he's taking this</i>
<i> too serious.</i>

1122
00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:10,994
<i> Like, bro, give it up.</i>
<i> Move on.</i>

1123
00:37:11,063 --> 00:37:12,596
- It's only right
to go full disclosures

1124
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:13,997
and show the board.

1125
00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:15,599
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1126
00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:17,601
[knock at door]
- Come in.

1127
00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:18,935
- Hello?
- Hi.

1128
00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:22,205
- Hey!
- Ooh.

1129
00:37:22,274 --> 00:37:23,440
You're so skinny.

1130
00:37:23,508 --> 00:37:26,309
So tonight,
we are doing separate dinners.

1131
00:37:26,378 --> 00:37:28,178
There's gonna be
a roomie dinner,

1132
00:37:28,247 --> 00:37:29,879
and a significant other dinner.

1133
00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:33,783
- So it's you, me, Saffire,
are the only girls, I guess?

1134
00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:35,452
- I think so.

1135
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,354
- You don't feel good?
- No, I'm not feeling

1136
00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:39,222
too good today.
- Stomach hurts?

1137
00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:40,991
- Mm-hmm.
- [kissing]

1138
00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:43,093
You want me to sit tonight out?
- Yeah, please.

1139
00:37:43,161 --> 00:37:44,461
- Works out perfectly tonight,

1140
00:37:44,529 --> 00:37:46,263
'cause when I find out
this is going down tonight

1141
00:37:46,331 --> 00:37:48,665
with Angelina, I'm like,
I'm glad that Saffire

1142
00:37:48,734 --> 00:37:50,533
<i> is not gonna be</i>
<i> at dinner with us because</i>

1143
00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:51,868
this could be trouble.

1144
00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:53,770
- What up, man?
- Yeah. What up?

1145
00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:55,338
- Could I come in?

1146
00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:56,539
- Hey.
- Hey.

1147
00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:58,174
- What are we doing?

1148
00:37:58,243 --> 00:37:59,676
- Talking about the plan.
- Are we going through with it?

1149
00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:01,511
I don't know if we
should open this can of worms.

1150
00:38:01,580 --> 00:38:03,947
Even though the board
is light and in fun,

1151
00:38:04,016 --> 00:38:09,619
Angelina doesn't take that
type of criticism well.

1152
00:38:09,688 --> 00:38:11,421
- We carefully orchestrated
this plan.

1153
00:38:11,490 --> 00:38:12,856
I think we're gonna
be successful.

1154
00:38:12,924 --> 00:38:14,324
I think she's gonna laugh
tonight.

1155
00:38:14,393 --> 00:38:16,426
- Oh, Deena doesn't even know
what's going on right now.

1156
00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:19,396
- Okay, so the roomies
are getting together.

1157
00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:20,597
- Okay.

1158
00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:22,632
- And we're sitting down
Angelina with the board.

1159
00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:24,334
- Wait, we're bringing
the boards out?

1160
00:38:24,403 --> 00:38:25,568
Oh, my God.

1161
00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:29,239
You know, I'm not feeling good.
[laughter]

1162
00:38:29,308 --> 00:38:31,007
- I think I need to go to bed.
- Yeah, no, D's like

1163
00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:32,275
"I'm feelin'
a little pregnant."

1164
00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:34,444
- Wait, why the boards now?

1165
00:38:34,513 --> 00:38:38,048
<i> We have a huge birthday party</i>
<i> to put together for Jenni.</i>

1166
00:38:38,116 --> 00:38:40,016
<i> I have Nicole coming.</i>

1167
00:38:40,085 --> 00:38:42,886
Why do you wanna bring up
the friggin' boards now?

1168
00:38:42,954 --> 00:38:45,322
- Only reason we're doing this
is because

1169
00:38:45,390 --> 00:38:48,124
we were just commenting
how we can't believe

1170
00:38:48,193 --> 00:38:51,695
that everyone has gotten
so close on this vacation.

1171
00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:53,963
It's really cool
to see the girls really vibing.

1172
00:38:54,032 --> 00:38:54,998
- So you wanna ruin it.

1173
00:38:55,067 --> 00:38:56,232
- Rip the family apart.
- No! No!

1174
00:38:56,301 --> 00:38:57,467
- Got it.
- It's like, yeah,

1175
00:38:57,536 --> 00:38:58,968
since everybody's getting
along just perfect,

1176
00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:01,037
let's [bleep] it up.
- Let's ruin it. Yeah.

1177
00:39:01,106 --> 00:39:03,373
- We're going full disclosures.

1178
00:39:03,442 --> 00:39:05,108
<i> [adventurous music]</i>

1179
00:39:05,177 --> 00:39:08,078
- Bumper cars! Ahh!
Let's go in there.

1180
00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:09,112
Oh!

1181
00:39:09,181 --> 00:39:15,018
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1182
00:39:15,087 --> 00:39:17,354
Oh, oh, oh, yeah. All right.

1183
00:39:17,422 --> 00:39:18,488
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1184
00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:20,357
Ahh.

1185
00:39:20,425 --> 00:39:22,692
Oh, jeez!
[laughs]

1186
00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:25,128
Oh, oh! Oh, oh.

1187
00:39:25,197 --> 00:39:27,464
Thank you for the ride, buddy.

1188
00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:29,733
- Yo, one thing is, how are we
gonna get the board there?

1189
00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:31,134
You better go get the board.
- She's coming with us?

1190
00:39:31,203 --> 00:39:32,202
- You better get it
from your room now.

1191
00:39:32,270 --> 00:39:33,203
- Yeah.
- All right.

1192
00:39:33,271 --> 00:39:34,671
<i> Time for BDS to pull off</i>

1193
00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:39,109
a covert operation
and get these boards on the bus

1194
00:39:39,177 --> 00:39:41,244
safely so no one sees.

1195
00:39:41,313 --> 00:39:42,812
<i> - ♪ Get it right ♪</i>

1196
00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:44,881
<i> ♪ Get it</i>
<i> I'ma keep it movin' ♪</i>

1197
00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:46,549
<i> ♪ Throttle to the floor ♪</i>

1198
00:39:46,618 --> 00:39:48,084
<i> ♪ They don't wanna see me ♪</i>

1199
00:39:48,153 --> 00:39:50,820
<i> ♪ Check them haters ♪</i>
- Bob, can you drop this off

1200
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:51,955
at dinner for me?

1201
00:39:52,023 --> 00:39:54,691
I have the driver
dropping off the board

1202
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,961
way in advance so Angeliners
doesn't notice a thing.

1203
00:39:58,597 --> 00:39:59,763
- All right,
don't be an idiot, though.

1204
00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:01,264
I also have rules
for tonight's dinner.

1205
00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:02,265
- Ooh.

1206
00:40:02,334 --> 00:40:03,266
- Make sure you always

1207
00:40:03,335 --> 00:40:04,467
defend your wife.

1208
00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:06,469
Make sure you always
defend your wife.

1209
00:40:06,538 --> 00:40:07,470
Make sure you always

1210
00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:08,972
defend your wife.

1211
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,840
<i> [tense music]</i>

1212
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:14,244
- Operation Presentation
is on its way.

1213
00:40:18,984 --> 00:40:20,049
[screaming]

1214
00:40:20,118 --> 00:40:21,050
- You guys didn't even
say hi to me.

1215
00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:23,586
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1216
00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:26,222
Happy birthday!

1217
00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:28,425
Give me a [bleep] mimosa.

1218
00:40:28,493 --> 00:40:30,627
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1219
00:40:30,695 --> 00:40:31,628
- Yeah!
- Oh!

1220
00:40:31,696 --> 00:40:33,630
[screaming]
- Ohh!

1221
00:40:33,698 --> 00:40:34,731
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1222
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:35,899
- Can I get a ride?

1223
00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:38,334
[all exclaim]
- Oh, my God!

1224
00:40:38,403 --> 00:40:40,236
- Can someone pick me up?

1225
00:40:40,305 --> 00:40:41,371
I'm fine!
- Okay.

1226
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,173
[laughter]
- Jenni, can I fart on you

1227
00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:44,941
'cause it's your birthday?

1228
00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:49,479
- Love you, Jenni. Too bad you
can't Botox a personality.

1229
00:40:49,548 --> 00:40:52,482
[laughter]

1230
00:40:52,551 --> 00:40:54,818
- It's about to go down
right now.

1231
00:40:54,886 --> 00:40:56,920
- Angelina,
you're so embarrassing.

1232
00:40:56,988 --> 00:40:58,321
- Relax.
- Oh, God.

1233
00:40:58,390 --> 00:41:00,390
- I'm sorry, but you treat him
like dog [bleep].

1234
00:41:00,459 --> 00:41:01,825
- I'm right here, bitch.

1235
00:41:01,893 --> 00:41:03,226
<i> - Oh, my God!</i>

1236
00:41:03,295 --> 00:41:06,196
<i> ♪ ♪</i>

1237
00:41:06,264 --> 00:41:08,565
[all screaming]

1238
00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,366
- Oh!
- [screaming]

1239
00:41:10,435 --> 00:41:11,601
- [yelping]

1240
00:41:12,704 --> 00:41:15,205
<i> - We need a medic!</i>

1241
00:41:15,273 --> 00:41:16,773
- Can't take these
mother[bleep] anywhere.