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- ♪ MTV ♪
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- My sex life is dull [bleep].
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- Having sex,
just not with you.
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- So they're getting a divorce.
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- Oh, my God.
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Angelina removed the Larangeira
name from her bio.
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- What is this?
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Why are there pictures
of Angelina and Chris up there?
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- My new nickname is called
The Investigation.
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- Babe?
- You look pretty.
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I never really imagined
what a woman for me
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would look like...
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I have an important question
to ask you.
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Until I met Nikki.
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Will you accept this ring?
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- Oh, my God. Are you serious?
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{\an7}- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
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{\an7}♪ Let’s party, get loud ♪
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah, buddy!
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{\an7}\h\h\h- The Situation
is under construction.
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{\an7}- This might not have
\hbeen the best idea.
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{\an7}- We’re so classy now.
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{\an7}- On the seventh day,
\h\h\h\hit’ll be lit.
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{\an7}- Get the frig out of here,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou crazy!
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{\an7}- Um, hello?
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{\an7}- ♪ It’s the mob ♪
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{\an7}♪ Yeah we reppin’ ♪
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{\an7}♪ Yeah we checkin’ ♪
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{\an7}♪ No disrespectin’ ♪
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{\an7}♪ For the squad ♪
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{\an7}♪ By any means necessary ♪
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{\an7}- ♪ Necessary ♪
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{\an7}♪ ♪
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{\an7}- ♪ Oh let’s go ♪
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{\an7}- Oh, my goodness.
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{\an7}The streets are talking
\h\h\h\h\h\hright now,
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{\an7}and I’m not even sure
\h\h\h\h\hthat Chris
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{\an7}and Angeliners are together.
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{\an7}I’ve tried to call, but she had
\h\h\hreally ghosted the squad.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hI don’t know.
I tried to reach out.
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{\an7}She didn’t answer me.
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{\an7}- I’m sure this girl
\his probably going
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{\an7}through her [bleep].
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{\an7}- Have you spoken to her?
\h\h\h\h\hWhat’s going on?
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{\an7}I haven’t spoken to her.
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{\an7}- Yeah, no, not today.
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{\an7}\h\h- This call for
The Investigation.
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{\an7}[siren wailing]
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{\an7}[radio chatter]
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{\an7}[dramatic music]
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{\an7}♪ ♪
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{\an7}There.
\hOkay.
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{\an7}I wonder where my pointer
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\his at.
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{\an7}- Hey.
\h- Hi.
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{\an7}- What’s going on?
\h\h- How are you?
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{\an7}- I’m good. How are you?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Good.
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{\an7}- Now we’re moving.
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{\an7}- Where’s Mike?
\h- Oh, my God.
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{\an7}You don’t even wanna know
\hwhat this guy’s doing.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Yes, I see
what’s happening here.
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{\an7}- He’s down in the basement.
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{\an7}- We’re motoring right now.
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{\an7}\hOh, we have guests.
- You have a visitor.
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{\an7}- Oh, what do you
Hannibal Lecter?
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No.
- What’s going on over here?
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{\an7}- Actually, my new name
\his The Investigation.
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{\an7}Angeliners has been MIA.
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{\an7}- Right.
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{\an7}\h\h\h- And I’m starting to
put together the scenario.
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{\an7}\h- Mike has been locked up in
his basement like an FBI agent.
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{\an7}- I have thumbtacks.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Okay.
- I have post-its.
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{\an7}\h\h- It looks like literally
the hunt for Osama bin Ladin.
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{\an7}\hYou’re trying to solve, like,
what is happening with Angelina
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{\an7}and Chris’ marriage?
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{\an7}- Pretty much.
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{\an7}And you made this FBI board.
\h\h\h\hAre you bored, dude?
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{\an7}Like, you got other [bleep]
\h\h\h\h\hgoing on? Like...
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{\an7}- Listen, technically...
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Are okay?
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{\an7}\h\h- Technically,
I’m a truth seeker.
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{\an7}\h\h\h- Are you okay?
- I’m a truth seeker.
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{\an7}And I’m gonna need your help
\h\h\h\hwith the board here.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hYou’re an expert
when it comes to Angeliners.
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{\an7}\h\h- No, I’m really not.
- I need you, my brother.
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{\an7}- Vinny has got a good mind.
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{\an7}- You’re missing
\hsomething here.
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{\an7}There was a major...
\h- The speech, yes.
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{\an7}- Happened here.
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{\an7}- He’ll be able to put
a lot of these pieces
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{\an7}of the puzzle together.
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{\an7}- New butt was before
\h\h\h\hwedding redo.
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{\an7}- Vinny right now is Watson...
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{\an7}\h- But where’s the
common denominator?
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{\an7}- To my Sherlock Holmes.
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{\an7}\h\hOh, my God. I just made up
a new name, Shore-lock Holmes.
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{\an7}\h\h\h- They tried to keep up
the facade towards Christmas
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{\an7}\hand New Year’s
with a gift post,
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbut then
she contradicted herself.
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{\an7}January 9th she said that,
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{\an7}"It’s been only nine days
\h\h\hinto the new year,
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{\an7}and I’ve already learned
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\ha lot."
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hOn to bigger
and better things."
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{\an7}\h\hWhat is not bigger,
and what is not better?
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{\an7}- Chris’ [bleep].
\h\h\h- Maybe so.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
- Okay, well...
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{\an7}- Damn, bro.
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{\an7}\h\h\hAt one time the IRS
was doing this about you.
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{\an7}- Most likely, most likely.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYes. Yeah.
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{\an7}- ♪ [indistinct] ♪
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{\an7}♪ Hot tamale ♪
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{\an7}♪ ♪
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{\an7}- Oh hi, beautiful.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hi.
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{\an7}- So what do I owe
\h\hthis pleasure?
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{\an7}- I decided to call you,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbecause...
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{\an7}I had a little tea for you.
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{\an7}- Ooh, I love tea.
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{\an7}- I know you do.
\h\h- [laughs]
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{\an7}Angelina.
- I know.
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{\an7}- You know how her social
media was like, you know,
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{\an7}\hChris was starting
to follow all of us.
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{\an7}And then, like, she was, like,
\h\h\h\h\h\hstop posting him.
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{\an7}I saw...
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{\an7}So it’s, like, we all know
\h\h\h\hthere’s a reason.
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{\an7}- Yeah.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- She’s in a very
similar situation as I was in
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{\an7}dealing with somebody that is
\h\hso angry on the other side
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{\an7}\h\h\hand so bitter.
Believe me, I know.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hOh, my God,
this sounds familiar.
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{\an7}- Literally, I was like,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Oh, God."
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{\an7}- It hasn’t even been a year.
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{\an7}\h\hLike, they always fight,
and she belittles him a lot.
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{\an7}And then he, like,
\h\hbelittles her.
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{\an7}But I honestly always thought
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{\an7}\h\hthat was just
their relationship
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{\an7}and they were perfect
\h\h\hfor each other,
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{\an7}\h\h’cause it worked out,
But I guess I was wrong.
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{\an7}And you know what’s sad?
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{\an7}Like, besides us, like,
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{\an7}I feel like the girl
doesn’t have anybody,
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hlike, you know,
to, like, give her advice.
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{\an7}- [indistinct].
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{\an7}That’s why we’re so close
\h\h\h\h\h\h\has a family,
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{\an7}because we’ve both been
through the same things.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h- I don’t know
what she’s going to do.
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{\an7}- ♪ Caught in a trance ♪
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{\an7}♪ But know that we belong ♪
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{\an7}- You are my best friend.
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{\an7}You have my heart.
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{\an7}\h\h\hLast year with Nikki,
it’s meant the world to me.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hI realized
that she was the one,
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{\an7}and sometimes you just
\h\hcan’t look for it.
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{\an7}It’s supposed to happen.
And that’s what happened.
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{\an7}I’ve an important question
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto ask you.
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{\an7}Will you...
- [laughs]
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{\an7}- Accept this ring code?
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{\an7}- [laughs]
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{\an7}What is...what is this?
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{\an7}- The code to my ring
\h\hsecurity camera.
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{\an7}\h\h- I’m crying.
- Is that a yes?
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Yes.
- She said yes!
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{\an7}- ♪ Yeah ♪
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{\an7}[laughter]
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{\an7}- You’re so stupid.
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{\an7}- [indistinct], is that a yes?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yes.
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{\an7}\h- Yeah.
[laughs]
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{\an7}\h\h\hYou know what it means
to have the ring code buzzer?
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{\an7}\h\hYou get to see everybody
that comes to the front door.
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{\an7}- Okay.
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{\an7}- I’m really looking forward
\h\h\hto a future with Nikki,
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{\an7}because she laughs at my jokes.
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{\an7}If you girl could actually
\h\h\h\h\h\hlaugh at this,
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{\an7}that’s a good sign.
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{\an7}\hGiving a girl a ring code is
a huge step in a relationship.
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{\an7}\h\hNow she sees the world how
I see it, through my doorbell.
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{\an7}[laughter]
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{\an7}- I’ll keep it right here.
\h\h\h\h\h- That’s serious.
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{\an7}\h\h\hWhew, I was so nervous
I’ve never done that before.
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{\an7}- You’re so stupid.
- I was so nervous.
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{\an7}Ahh, come with me.
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{\an7}\h- Ahh!
[laughs]
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{\an7}Babe.
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{\an7}- Let’s go celebrate
\h\h\h\hthe real way.
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{\an7}- Okay.
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{\an7}- ♪ I don’t even know ♪
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{\an7}\h\h\h♪ I don’t even know
whose party to run with ♪
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{\an7}♪ I didn’t even go ♪
\h\h\h\h\h\h- ♪ No ♪
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{\an7}- ♪ ’Cause I’ve been
\h\h\h[indistinct] ♪
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h♪ In the sun
and the moonlight ♪
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Hello.
- Hey, it’s Jenni.
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{\an7}\hAngelina called me
earlier today with--
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hwe’ve been
going off the rails.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hI could, like,
barely understand her.
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{\an7}Something about Chris.
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{\an7}- What’s happened now?
\h\h- That’s the thing.
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{\an7}Like, I couldn’t get
\ha straight answer,
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{\an7}and now she’s not answering.
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{\an7}And I’m stuck doing
\h\h\hhomeschooling,
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{\an7}so I was wondering
\hif you would be
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{\an7}\h\hthe best neighbor ever
and just check up on her.
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{\an7}[dramatic music]
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Duty calls.
I will go over there.
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{\an7}- Okay.
- Yeah.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hAngeliner is really
going through a lot right now.
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{\an7}All right. Love you, neighbor.
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{\an7}- Okay, love you too.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Bye.
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{\an7}\h\hI’m always there to support
every single one of the squad.
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{\an7}\h\hIt’s happening.
Duty calls, honey.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWe’re just like
a really big family all of us.
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{\an7}We are behind her.
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{\an7}- Daddy’s handling businesses.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI love you.
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{\an7}- I love you too. Bye, honey.
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{\an7}[melancholy music]
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{\an7}♪ ♪
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{\an7}- ♪ The shade you throw ♪
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{\an7}♪ Makes you look weak ♪
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{\an7}\h♪ It’s gonna take
your [indistinct] ♪
217
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{\an7}♪ If it’s all your speak ♪
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{\an7}- What’s happening? Hey.
\h\h\h- Hey. How are you?
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{\an7}- How are you? Good to see you.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hChilly out there.
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{\an7}- What a disaster.
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{\an7}- What do you mean?
- A lot’s going on.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I just got here
and there’s a disaster already.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Literally,
I have to take all this down
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{\an7}and mad [bleep] going on.
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{\an7}- All right, all right,
\h\hall right, first--
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{\an7}first things first--
\h\h- Let me--first,
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{\an7}\h\hlet me take your jacket.
- Yeah, let’s take the coat.
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{\an7}- Let me take your jacket.
- Let’s put the coat away.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hAll right,
let’s go from there.
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{\an7}Angelina is all over
\h\h\h\h\hthe place,
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{\an7}but being so focused,
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{\an7}\hyou cannot get
nothing past me.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt looks like
you’re taking down the tree.
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{\an7}- Yeah, alone.
\h\h\h- Alone?
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{\an7}The Investigation
\his in session.
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{\an7}[dramatic music]
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{\an7}\h\h\h- I come home one day,
and Chris’ stocking was gone.
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{\an7}- Stop it.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No.
- Chris moved out.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah, like,
almost three weeks ago now.
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{\an7}- Stop it.
\h- Mm-mm.
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{\an7}- Really?
\h- Yep.
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{\an7}I’m, like, in this house alone.
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{\an7}- I can only imagine
how stressful it is.
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{\an7}- I’m having a [bleep]
nervous breakdown here.
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{\an7}That’s just, like, something
\hthat I don’t think anybody
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hshould go through
in their life, like, nobody.
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{\an7}\h\h- It’s Mike’s, like,
five-year soberversary.
249
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{\an7}I wanted to see
if we could do,
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{\an7}like, how family Zoom.
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{\an7}- I’d love to try and think
\h\h\hof something else too.
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{\an7}- Mike, happy five years.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Whoo!
253
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{\an7}- Happy soberversary!
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{\an7}- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, my God.
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{\an7}I’m gonna [bleep] my pants.
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{\an7}all: Ohh!
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{\an7}[dramatic music]
258
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{\an7}- Ronnie went Instagram
\hofficial with Saffire.
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{\an7}And that’s why I’m going
\h\h\h\hto prank his ass.
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{\an7}- [laughs]
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{\an7}[phone rings]
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{\an7}- [indistinct] Ronnie.
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{\an7}[laughs]
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Every surface
got to be disinfected.
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{\an7}No one thinks about
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{\an7}\h\h\hall the stuff that’s
on the bottom of our feet.
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{\an7}This was a very special gift
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfrom Angelina.
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{\an7}\h\h\hI want to show
what Angelina got me,
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{\an7}but the kids have to leave.
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{\an7}- I knew you loved it.
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{\an7}- Oh, my gosh.
\h- Wait, what?
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{\an7}- My new best friend
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{\an7}[phone rings]
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{\an7}- [indistinct] lasagna.
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{\an7}[laughs]
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Killing COVID
one [bleep] at a time.
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{\an7}- [indistinct] Ronnie.
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{\an7}\h[laughs]
Very funny.
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{\an7}- Oh, I thought I had one kid.
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{\an7}Apparently have two.
\h\h\h\h\h\hAmazing.
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{\an7}[upbeat music]
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{\an7}♪ ♪
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{\an7}- Wait a second.
Chris moved out?
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah, like,
almost three weeks ago now.
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{\an7}- Stop it.
\h- Mm-mm.
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{\an7}- Really?
\h- Yep.
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{\an7}\h\hWe got into a fight, and
he moved in with his mother,
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{\an7}and it’s been a few weeks now.
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{\an7}\hFirst and foremost, I’m sorry
that you’re going through this.
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{\an7}\h- Thank you. Chris leaving
and taking down his stocking,
291
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{\an7}ripping up "Merry Christmas
\h\h\h\h\hto my wife" card,
292
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{\an7}\hhe wanted me to see
that card ripped up.
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{\an7}Chris wanted me to see
\hthat stocking gone.
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{\an7}Chris wanted me to see
\hall his clothes gone.
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{\an7}I mean, for him to do that
\h\h\h\hto me over a fight
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{\an7}just is not fair, you know?
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{\an7}- I thought you guys
\hwere doing therapy.
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{\an7}- So I asked him
to go to therapy,
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hand his response to me
was always, "You need therapy."
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, damn.
You both should’ve called me,
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{\an7}\h\h\hand I would have told you
that therapy is a good thing...
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- It’s a win.
- For both of you guys.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yep.
- Sometimes you need someone
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto give you
different ways of thinking,
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{\an7}and that’s a lot of the time
\h\h\h\h\hwhat therapy does,
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{\an7}which most people don’t,
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hyou know, they have
a different idea about it.
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{\an7}\h\hI think on the East Coast,
men think that going to therapy
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\his an action
of the weak, actually.
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{\an7}But therapy can only help.
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{\an7}I mean, listen, Tony Soprano
\h\h\h\h\h\hwent to therapy.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hBig Daddy Sitch went to
therapy; I’m killing the game.
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{\an7}I don’t wanna be too invasive,
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{\an7}but sex life?
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{\an7}- We’ve been down
this road before.
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{\an7}- Non-existent.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
- Wow, that’s bad.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah, also,
I had to hire a lawyer.
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{\an7}- Stop it.
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{\an7}- No, because, you know,
[bleep] hitting the fan,
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{\an7}\h\h\h\hand I didn’t want
to have to hire a lawyer,
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{\an7}but I felt like I needed to--
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{\an7}- To protect yourself.
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{\an7}- I definitely do feel like
sometimes the world crashes
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{\an7}down on me a little too much.
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{\an7}He hired a lawyer.
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{\an7}- Ugh, what a mess.
\h- He blocked me.
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{\an7}He won’t talk to me.
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{\an7}- This is a lot to take in.
I think we got to sit down.
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{\an7}They both have lawyers,
\h\hand they’re headed
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{\an7}\h\h\hfor divorce right now.
This is not a good situation.
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{\an7}First of all, you shouldn’t...
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{\an7}\h- I don’t know
what we’re doing.
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{\an7}- Even be in a relationship
\h\h\h\h\h\hwhere somebody
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{\an7}moves out of the house.
336
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{\an7}- I know.
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{\an7}- That is crossing the line,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hnumber one.
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{\an7}I mean, I’ve never even slept
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon the couch.
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{\an7}- Like, sometimes he would
\h\h\h\hsleep on the couch.
340
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{\an7}- You can’t even let things
\h\h\h\h\hstray like that,
341
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hbecause it will go
from the couch out the door.
342
00:12:24,814 --> 00:12:26,550
{\an7}- Well, it did.
\h\h- Exactly.
343
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{\an7}- So here we are.
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{\an7}- You need to also
\h\hhave standards
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{\an7}for how to be treated.
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{\an7}You might have to give him
\h\h\h\h\h\h\han ultimatum.
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{\an7}\h"This is unacceptable.
We’re husband and wife."
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{\an7}If you want to work on this,
\h\h\h\h\hyou will come home.
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{\an7}You need to make a stand,
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{\an7}and you need to teach people
\h\h\h\h\h\hhow to treat you.
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{\an7}Well, we’ll help you
\h\hget through this.
352
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{\an7}- I appreciate you, like,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbeing here,
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{\an7}like, it’s terrible.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
354
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{\an7}Listen, when you go through
\h\hsome tough life events
355
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlike this,
it’s definitely very scary,
356
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{\an7}\h\hbecause I know
you can feel alone.
357
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h- I’m, like,
in this house alone.
358
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{\an7}\h\hAbandonment issues
is a big thing for me
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{\an7}considering my father.
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{\an7}And I’m, like...oh, my God,
\h\h\h\h\hI’m going to cry,
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{\an7}’cause my father...
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{\an7}so yeah, I get upset,
\hbecause my father,
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{\an7}he, like, abandoned me
\h\h\hwhen I was a kid.
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{\an7}\h\h\hEven still to this day
my father is not in my life.
365
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{\an7}He wasn’t at my wedding.
He doesn’t care about me.
366
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{\an7}What [bleep] did I do?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLike--
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{\an7}- No, I know.
- So for me,
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{\an7}Chris abandoning me is like
\hmaking me feel like that.
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{\an7}[upbeat music]
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{\an7}- ♪ Ain’t nothin like
\h\h\hhip-hop music ♪
371
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h♪ You like it
’cause you choose it ♪
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{\an7}- Whoa, you are so good.
373
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{\an7}- ♪ Ain’t nothing like
\h\h\hhip-hop music ♪
374
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{\an7}- Okay, okay. Hi.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hi.
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{\an7}- How are you feeling?
\h\h\h\h\h\h- I’m good.
376
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{\an7}- I love spending time
\h\h\h\h\hwith Lauren.
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{\an7}\h\hI love having
a pregnant buddy,
378
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{\an7}and I love girl time.
379
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{\an7}How are you feeling?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Good.
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{\an7}- [inaudible]
\h\h\h\h- Oh.
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{\an7}- [laughs]
382
00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:13,781
{\an7}\h- Are you thanking all
the fans for coming out?
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{\an7}- Are you ready?
384
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{\an7}- Are you ready?
Are you ready....
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I am.
- For the silence to be gone?
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{\an7}- I can’t wait to meet him
and see who he looks like.
387
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{\an7}I feel like you have the same
\h\h\hpregnancy I did with T.
388
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{\an7}- How long were you
\hin delivery for?
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{\an7}- In delivery I only--
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{\an7}I only pushed for, like,
\h\h40-something minutes.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh.
- I was quick, but my--
392
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{\an7}\hthe hemorrhoids were terrible
at the point that the doctors,
393
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{\an7}they saw them and they said,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Okay, listen,
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{\an7}\h\hif they don’t go down,
we might have to cut them."
395
00:14:42,144 --> 00:14:44,583
{\an7}But luckily they went down
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hby themself.
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{\an7}I couldn’t even sit.
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{\an7}- Oh, my God.
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{\an7}- Yeah, my hemorrhoids
\h\h\h\hwere terrible.
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{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, lovely.
- All right, never mind.
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{\an7}- Oh, I am just so happy
\h\hfor Mike and Lauren.
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{\an7}Every time I think about it,
\h\h\h\hI just get choked up
402
00:14:58,309 --> 00:15:01,243
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbecause, like,
oh, a baby is such a blessing,
403
00:15:01,243 --> 00:15:03,880
{\an7}and they’re going to be
\hsuch amazing parents.
404
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:07,814
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hThis year everyone
seems like they’re in good--
405
00:15:07,814 --> 00:15:08,814
{\an7}on a good path.
\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
406
00:15:08,814 --> 00:15:10,012
{\an7}\h\h\h- You and Mike
are having the baby.
407
00:15:10,012 --> 00:15:14,111
{\an7}\hWe’re having the baby.
Pauly and Nikki seem like
408
00:15:14,111 --> 00:15:15,583
{\an7}\hthey’re in, like,
such a good place.
409
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:16,814
{\an7}- And Jenni and Zack,
\h\h\hthey are good.
410
00:15:16,814 --> 00:15:19,616
{\an7}- Yeah, they’re in good place.
\h\h\h\h\h- They’re doing good.
411
00:15:19,616 --> 00:15:21,913
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hDo you think
she’ll get married again?
412
00:15:21,913 --> 00:15:23,781
{\an7}- I don’t think so.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No?
413
00:15:23,781 --> 00:15:28,012
{\an7}\h- I don’t know, but honestly
I feel like Angelina and Chris,
414
00:15:28,012 --> 00:15:30,913
{\an7}they seem to be like not okay.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI feel bad.
415
00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:32,781
{\an7}- I feel bad too. Like, that--
416
00:15:32,781 --> 00:15:35,210
{\an7}\h\h\hnobody wants
to go through that.
417
00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:36,748
{\an7}- No, no.
418
00:15:36,748 --> 00:15:39,243
{\an7}\h\h- My stress level is
through [bleep] the roof
419
00:15:39,243 --> 00:15:40,210
{\an7}and I think he’s laughing.
420
00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:41,375
{\an7}I think he’s sitting there
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlaughing
421
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,814
{\an7}trying to [bleep] ruin my life,
422
00:15:42,814 --> 00:15:44,441
{\an7}ruin my name, and I don’t know
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwhat he’s doing.
423
00:15:44,441 --> 00:15:46,715
{\an7}I really don’t, but it’s sad;
\h\h\h\h\h\hit really is sad.
424
00:15:46,715 --> 00:15:49,880
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hMy whole life
I couldn’t trust anybody,
425
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,550
{\an7}so that’s why I was raised
\h\h\hto not trust anybody.
426
00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:54,078
{\an7}I mean, do I even wanna
\h\h\h\htake him back,
427
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,309
{\an7}’cause he would leave
\h\h\h\h\hlike this?
428
00:15:55,309 --> 00:15:57,441
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLike,
I don’t even know anymore.
429
00:15:57,441 --> 00:15:58,781
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hAnd then, like,
a lot of people are like,
430
00:15:58,781 --> 00:16:00,045
{\an7}"Well, why are you
\hthe way you are?"
431
00:16:00,045 --> 00:16:02,517
{\an7}But I think it’s
because of that.
432
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:05,649
{\an7}I do.
433
00:16:05,649 --> 00:16:07,243
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hIt’s like I don’t
even know anybody anymore.
434
00:16:07,243 --> 00:16:09,408
{\an7}\h\h\h\hTo me, I thought he was
gonna be the greatest husband.
435
00:16:09,408 --> 00:16:14,243
{\an7}\hLike, you know, he was never
going to try to do this to me.
436
00:16:14,243 --> 00:16:14,847
{\an7}- Yeah.
437
00:16:14,847 --> 00:16:17,583
{\an7}- ♪ Till death do us part ♪
438
00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:20,012
{\an7}- Chris, this is what Angelina
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hsaid about you.
439
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:22,814
{\an7}\h\h\h"Christopher
is my best friend."
440
00:16:22,814 --> 00:16:25,078
{\an7}- I was very hesitant
\hwith men in my life
441
00:16:25,078 --> 00:16:28,309
{\an7}and choosing guys that were
\h\hkind of like my father.
442
00:16:28,309 --> 00:16:29,847
{\an7}Chris is not like
my father at all.
443
00:16:29,847 --> 00:16:33,517
{\an7}\h- "He makes me laugh
because he’s so goofy."
444
00:16:33,517 --> 00:16:37,243
{\an7}- ♪ I do take you ♪
445
00:16:37,243 --> 00:16:39,210
{\an7}- It’s my greatest joy
\h\h\h\h\h\has a priest
446
00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:41,880
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hto now declare
you both husband and wife.
447
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:45,441
{\an7}Chris you may kiss...
[cheers and applause]
448
00:16:45,441 --> 00:16:46,913
{\an7}- Holy [bleep]; I’m having
\h\h\h\h\ha [bleep] nervous
449
00:16:46,913 --> 00:16:49,012
{\an7}\h\h\h\hbreakdown here.
Chris was the first guy
450
00:16:49,012 --> 00:16:52,012
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hin my life
that didn’t abandon me
451
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:55,375
{\an7}\h\h\h\hand made me feel like
he would never do that to me.
452
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:59,880
{\an7}So for him to do this
\h\hto me right now,
453
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:00,946
{\an7}like, that’s just, like,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hsomething
454
00:17:00,946 --> 00:17:02,649
{\an7}that I don’t think anybody
\h\h\h\h\hshould go through
455
00:17:02,649 --> 00:17:06,814
{\an7}in their life, like, nobody.
456
00:17:06,814 --> 00:17:08,715
{\an7}- It’s not easy to talk
\h\h\habout this stuff.
457
00:17:08,715 --> 00:17:11,342
{\an7}We don’t know what the future’s
\h\h\h\h\h\hgoing to look like,
458
00:17:11,342 --> 00:17:13,012
{\an7}but here’s the good news.
459
00:17:13,012 --> 00:17:15,012
{\an7}When one of the family
\hmembers in our group
460
00:17:15,012 --> 00:17:16,814
{\an7}\h\h\h\hhas an issue,
we all come together.
461
00:17:16,814 --> 00:17:19,781
{\an7}You got a good squad
\h\hto help you out.
462
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,572
{\an7}- ♪ You and I together
we take a good thing ♪
463
00:17:29,572 --> 00:17:31,044
{\an7}♪ We make it better ♪
464
00:17:31,044 --> 00:17:34,473
{\an7}♪ You and I together ♪
465
00:17:34,473 --> 00:17:35,440
{\an7}- Hi, beautiful.
466
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,275
{\an7}- How are you?
\h\h\h- Good.
467
00:17:37,275 --> 00:17:41,176
{\an7}\h\h- So you know it’s Mike’s,
like, five-year soberversary.
468
00:17:41,176 --> 00:17:43,110
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yes,
weren’t we supposed to do,
469
00:17:43,110 --> 00:17:45,110
{\an7}like, a big party for him?
470
00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:46,902
{\an7}- Yeah, but because of COVID,
471
00:17:46,902 --> 00:17:49,374
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hit’s just--
it’s not in the cards.
472
00:17:49,374 --> 00:17:51,242
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
- So I wanted to see
473
00:17:51,242 --> 00:17:53,308
{\an7}\h\hif we could do,
like, a family Zoom
474
00:17:53,308 --> 00:17:55,539
{\an7}because I know it will mean,
\h\h\hlike, the world to him
475
00:17:55,539 --> 00:17:58,836
{\an7}to be able to see you guys
and celebrate it with him.
476
00:17:58,836 --> 00:18:00,902
{\an7}\h’Cause it’s such
a huge milestone.
477
00:18:00,902 --> 00:18:01,968
{\an7}- Huge.
478
00:18:01,968 --> 00:18:04,242
{\an7}Mike made it five years.
479
00:18:04,242 --> 00:18:08,440
{\an7}\h\hThis is an incredible
accomplishment for anyone.
480
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,143
{\an7}It has to be big.
481
00:18:09,143 --> 00:18:11,605
{\an7}\h\h- Can we, like,
set off fireworks?
482
00:18:11,605 --> 00:18:13,209
{\an7}- I don’t know how to do that.
483
00:18:13,209 --> 00:18:13,902
{\an7}- Me either.
484
00:18:13,902 --> 00:18:14,869
{\an7}- ♪ Yeah let’s go, uh ♪
485
00:18:14,869 --> 00:18:17,110
{\an7}♪ I’m proof, I’m progress,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI’m motion ♪
486
00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:19,143
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- ♪ Motion ♪
- I’m live, I’m ready ♪
487
00:18:19,143 --> 00:18:20,638
{\an7}♪ I’m focused ♪
488
00:18:20,638 --> 00:18:22,836
{\an7}- I’m coming up on five years
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hclean and sober.
489
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:26,572
{\an7}\hI work in multiple rehabs
to speak and to help others
490
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,506
{\an7}that are also struggling
\h\h\h\hfrom addiction.
491
00:18:28,506 --> 00:18:32,275
{\an7}\h\hI believe that my story
is a very celebrated story
492
00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:35,209
{\an7}that people can refer to that
\h\h\h\h\hif Mike can do it,
493
00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:36,605
{\an7}then I can too,
\hand that’s--
494
00:18:36,605 --> 00:18:37,671
{\an7}\hthat’s the most
important thing.
495
00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:39,803
{\an7}- So thank you so much
\hfor joining us today.
496
00:18:39,803 --> 00:18:41,275
{\an7}- Thank you so much
\hfor inviting me.
497
00:18:41,275 --> 00:18:43,803
{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Of course.
- I wear my sobriety
498
00:18:43,803 --> 00:18:45,473
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hon my chest
like a badge of honor,
499
00:18:45,473 --> 00:18:48,539
{\an7}because anyone that knows
\hanything about sobriety,
500
00:18:48,539 --> 00:18:49,968
{\an7}we are warriors, you know.
501
00:18:49,968 --> 00:18:51,803
{\an7}\h\h\hIt’s not easy
to walk on that road
502
00:18:51,803 --> 00:18:53,968
{\an7}that is less traveled,
\hbut it’s so worth it.
503
00:18:53,968 --> 00:18:56,077
{\an7}The best view will come
from the hardest time.
504
00:18:56,077 --> 00:18:58,572
{\an7}\h\hAnd don’t ever
forget that, guys.
505
00:18:58,572 --> 00:18:59,407
{\an7}- The Zoom is perfect,
506
00:18:59,407 --> 00:19:02,242
{\an7}but I’d love to try and think
\h\h\hof something else too.
507
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,209
{\an7}- I know. Me too.
- I love hearing
508
00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:08,110
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hhow excited Jenni is
to make this special for Mike.
509
00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:10,176
{\an7}\h\h\h- I will put
my thinking cap on.
510
00:19:10,176 --> 00:19:10,836
{\an7}- All right.
511
00:19:10,836 --> 00:19:12,770
{\an7}His relationship with Jenni
\h\h\h\h\hwent from nothing
512
00:19:12,770 --> 00:19:16,044
{\an7}\h\h\hto such a close
sibling relationship.
513
00:19:16,044 --> 00:19:19,341
{\an7}\hHe really rebuilt every
relationship in his life.
514
00:19:19,341 --> 00:19:21,011
{\an7}\h- Bye.
- Bye.
515
00:19:21,011 --> 00:19:22,242
{\an7}- Since we are not going
516
00:19:22,242 --> 00:19:25,077
{\an7}\hto be able to see you
on the official day...
517
00:19:25,077 --> 00:19:27,638
{\an7}- Oh my gosh, stop.
- We decided to...
518
00:19:27,638 --> 00:19:30,110
{\an7}- Stop it. Stop it.
- To get you this.
519
00:19:30,110 --> 00:19:31,935
{\an7}- Stop it. Oh, my God.
520
00:19:31,935 --> 00:19:35,638
{\an7}- Congratulations, Mike,
\h\hon five years sober.
521
00:19:35,638 --> 00:19:37,473
{\an7}You know, we just wanna say
\h\h\h\h\h\hhere at Banyan
522
00:19:37,473 --> 00:19:40,143
{\an7}\h\hand myself personally,
we are so proud of the work
523
00:19:40,143 --> 00:19:42,242
{\an7}that you’ve been doing and
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou know,
524
00:19:42,242 --> 00:19:44,737
{\an7}\h\h\h\hthe fact that you share
your story the way that you do.
525
00:19:44,737 --> 00:19:47,110
{\an7}You’ve helped thousands
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hof people
526
00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:48,275
{\an7}find their path to recovery.
527
00:19:48,275 --> 00:19:50,374
{\an7}\h\h\hYou really are
such an inspiration.
528
00:19:50,374 --> 00:19:51,704
{\an7}We just thank you so much,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hso...
529
00:19:51,704 --> 00:19:54,902
{\an7}- Thank you so much.
\h\h\h\h\hThank you.
530
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:55,902
{\an7}[cheers and applause]
531
00:19:55,902 --> 00:19:57,077
{\an7}My five years clean and sober
532
00:19:57,077 --> 00:20:01,440
{\an7}\h\h\hit’s a monster milestone
in my community and in general.
533
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:04,374
{\an7}- Come on in.
- Oh, my God.
534
00:20:04,374 --> 00:20:05,374
{\an7}This is just an amazing day.
535
00:20:05,374 --> 00:20:08,572
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hThis is what happens
when you turn one day at a time
536
00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:11,803
{\an7}\hto one week at a time
to one month at a time
537
00:20:11,803 --> 00:20:15,473
{\an7}to one year at a time to now
\hfive years clean and sober.
538
00:20:15,473 --> 00:20:17,869
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAll right.
Here’s the five years, guys.
539
00:20:17,869 --> 00:20:21,968
{\an7}Love you guys. Peace.
540
00:20:21,968 --> 00:20:23,407
{\an7}- Five years is huge.
541
00:20:23,407 --> 00:20:27,803
{\an7}\h- I did see this one thing,
which is, like, super corny.
542
00:20:27,803 --> 00:20:28,539
{\an7}During COVID,
543
00:20:28,539 --> 00:20:31,209
{\an7}you know when the kids
were, like, graduating,
544
00:20:31,209 --> 00:20:33,275
{\an7}\h\hthey were putting,
like, decorations and,
545
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,473
{\an7}like, painting their cars and,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlike,
546
00:20:34,473 --> 00:20:36,077
{\an7}- And doing dry-bys
\h\h\h- Rolling up
547
00:20:36,077 --> 00:20:37,143
{\an7}and doing drive-bys?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
548
00:20:37,143 --> 00:20:38,803
{\an7}\h\hI wonder if I could get
the roommates to do, like,
549
00:20:38,803 --> 00:20:41,704
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\ha drive-by,
but, like, a hardcore one.
550
00:20:41,704 --> 00:20:42,638
{\an7}- And decorate a little bit.
551
00:20:42,638 --> 00:20:44,704
{\an7}- No, like, not a little bit,
\h\h\h\h\hlike, a lot of bit.
552
00:20:44,704 --> 00:20:46,473
{\an7}- A lot of bit.
\h\h\h\h- Hello?
553
00:20:46,473 --> 00:20:48,110
{\an7}- Hi, Dee.
\h\h\h- Hi.
554
00:20:48,110 --> 00:20:51,407
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hi, Vinny.
- Is this is an accident?
555
00:20:51,407 --> 00:20:52,308
{\an7}- [laughs]
556
00:20:52,308 --> 00:20:54,209
{\an7}- Because you’re on
\h\hthe West Coast,
557
00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:55,011
{\an7}I know you can’t travel,
558
00:20:55,011 --> 00:20:59,143
{\an7}but I was wondering if you’d be
\h\hopen to sending me a video.
559
00:20:59,143 --> 00:21:00,605
{\an7}- Absolutely. I would love to.
560
00:21:00,605 --> 00:21:05,308
{\an7}- We are doing this sober,
\h\h\hlike, drive-by party
561
00:21:05,308 --> 00:21:07,308
{\an7}for Mike’s five-year.
562
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,539
{\an7}- It sucks that we can’t
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbe there.
563
00:21:08,539 --> 00:21:10,275
{\an7}I definitely want to be there,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou know.
564
00:21:10,275 --> 00:21:12,044
{\an7}\h\h- I know.
- Oh, my God.
565
00:21:12,044 --> 00:21:13,011
{\an7}I would frickin’ love it.
566
00:21:13,011 --> 00:21:17,671
{\an7}- For this monumental moment,
\h\h\hI’ll definitely partake.
567
00:21:17,671 --> 00:21:21,176
{\an7}- This is a super long shot,
but I’m going to call Nicole
568
00:21:21,176 --> 00:21:25,770
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hand invite Nicole
to the soberversary parade,
569
00:21:25,770 --> 00:21:29,341
{\an7}\h\h\h\heven though I know
she most likely won’t come.
570
00:21:29,341 --> 00:21:32,077
{\an7}\h\h\h- Please leave
your message for...
571
00:21:32,077 --> 00:21:35,770
{\an7}- ♪ Keep walking,
\h\hkeep walking ♪
572
00:21:35,770 --> 00:21:36,605
{\an7}- Neh!
573
00:21:36,605 --> 00:21:41,671
{\an7}\h- ♪ Don’t run,
don’t run away ♪
574
00:21:46,563 --> 00:21:48,068
{\an7}- ♪ Get, get a grip,
\hI can’t get grip ♪
575
00:21:48,068 --> 00:21:49,530
{\an7}♪ Made a [...] flip ♪
\h\h\h\h\h\h- ♪ Whoo ♪
576
00:21:49,530 --> 00:21:51,596
{\an7}- Oh, my goodness.
\hPauly is calling.
577
00:21:51,596 --> 00:21:53,464
{\an7}Yo, what up, brother?
\h\h- Bro, did you see
578
00:21:53,464 --> 00:21:55,969
{\an7}what’s going down right now
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon the ’Gram?
579
00:21:55,969 --> 00:21:57,266
{\an7}- I was over there
\h\hthe other day.
580
00:21:57,266 --> 00:22:00,332
{\an7}- She said he moved out,
\hlike, three weeks ago.
581
00:22:00,332 --> 00:22:00,903
{\an7}- Oh, no.
582
00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:03,101
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hShe’s like,
"To be honest with you,
583
00:22:03,101 --> 00:22:04,200
{\an7}I’m headed for divorce."
584
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,101
{\an7}- Oh, my God, the D word.
585
00:22:06,101 --> 00:22:08,332
{\an7}- There could be a silver
\h\h\hlining out of this.
586
00:22:08,332 --> 00:22:09,936
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hKeto Guido
is still on the market.
587
00:22:09,936 --> 00:22:11,299
{\an7}\hThere might be
a chance for him.
588
00:22:11,299 --> 00:22:14,365
{\an7}- Yeah, he’ll be that guy.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Exactly.
589
00:22:14,365 --> 00:22:15,167
{\an7}[laughs]
590
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:18,398
{\an7}- ♪ Come light it up,
\h\h\hI’m a warrior ♪
591
00:22:18,398 --> 00:22:21,233
{\an7}♪ Boots on the ground,
\h\h\hI’m a warrior ♪
592
00:22:21,233 --> 00:22:25,101
{\an7}♪ Do you feel, do you feel
\hthe ground trembling? ♪
593
00:22:25,101 --> 00:22:26,936
{\an7}♪ This is it,
\hthis is it ♪
594
00:22:26,936 --> 00:22:28,969
{\an7}♪ It’s the reckoning ♪
595
00:22:28,969 --> 00:22:31,266
{\an7}- Damn, this snow is no joke.
596
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:32,860
{\an7}It’s freezing.
597
00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:33,827
{\an7}What’s up?
598
00:22:33,827 --> 00:22:35,629
{\an7}- Why are you so done up
\h\h\h\h\h\hto work out?
599
00:22:35,629 --> 00:22:37,563
{\an7}- I don’t wanna work out.
\h\hI don’t like [bleep].
600
00:22:37,563 --> 00:22:39,431
{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Well, do you want
to get out some aggression?
601
00:22:39,431 --> 00:22:41,563
{\an7}- I mean, is that what
\h\hyou do it for or...
602
00:22:41,563 --> 00:22:43,266
{\an7}- Yes, and then drink heavily.
603
00:22:43,266 --> 00:22:46,497
{\an7}\h\h- I don’t think Angelina
has actually ever worked out,
604
00:22:46,497 --> 00:22:49,794
{\an7}\h\hbut I do know she’s got
built-up anger, and, like,
605
00:22:49,794 --> 00:22:51,365
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hshe’s, like,
suppressing some [bleep].
606
00:22:51,365 --> 00:22:54,794
{\an7}\h\hSo maybe I could get her
to box it out a little bit.
607
00:22:54,794 --> 00:22:56,398
{\an7}Whatever makes her feel better.
608
00:22:56,398 --> 00:22:58,233
{\an7}- So what’s going on in life?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWhere are you?
609
00:22:58,233 --> 00:23:01,936
{\an7}- I’m, like, getting better as,
\h\h\h\hlike, the time goes on.
610
00:23:01,936 --> 00:23:03,167
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAt first,
I was a frickin’ hot mess.
611
00:23:03,167 --> 00:23:05,596
{\an7}\h\h\h- Are you still angry?
’Cause I know you were angry.
612
00:23:05,596 --> 00:23:07,068
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Um...
- So I was gonna say,
613
00:23:07,068 --> 00:23:09,332
{\an7}\h\h\h\hif you’re angry...
- I was a little bit angry.
614
00:23:09,332 --> 00:23:11,002
{\an7}Yeah, I go through my things.
615
00:23:11,002 --> 00:23:13,728
{\an7}I go through being angry
and then being all right.
616
00:23:13,728 --> 00:23:19,398
{\an7}And then I found out that Chris
\h\h\hwent to a bar and he was,
617
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,035
{\an7}\hyou know, hanging out
with some [bleep] girl.
618
00:23:22,035 --> 00:23:23,398
{\an7}\h\h\h- Oh, my God.
- Can you imagine?
619
00:23:23,398 --> 00:23:25,530
{\an7}It’s, like, well, yeah,
\h\h\h\ha 22-year-old,
620
00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:27,299
{\an7}and my guy friend Chuckie
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwas there.
621
00:23:27,299 --> 00:23:29,365
{\an7}You know my best guy
\h\h\hfriend Chuckie?
622
00:23:29,365 --> 00:23:29,969
{\an7}- Yeah.
623
00:23:29,969 --> 00:23:32,563
{\an7}- My best friend Chuckie
\h\hwound up seeing Chris
624
00:23:32,563 --> 00:23:34,761
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hat the bar
with two of his guy friends
625
00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:36,233
{\an7}\h\h\hand two girls
over at the table.
626
00:23:36,233 --> 00:23:38,662
{\an7}\hThere was three guys--
three guys and two girls.
627
00:23:38,662 --> 00:23:40,596
{\an7}\h\h\hAnd then they
all left together.
628
00:23:40,596 --> 00:23:42,035
{\an7}And then, you know,
629
00:23:42,035 --> 00:23:45,035
{\an7}11 hours and 17 minutes
\hin a hotel room, um--
630
00:23:45,035 --> 00:23:50,629
{\an7}\h\h- How did you clock that?
Look at you, just be honest.
631
00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:52,662
{\an7}- Tracked his car.
632
00:23:52,662 --> 00:23:53,969
{\an7}- [laughs]
633
00:23:53,969 --> 00:23:55,233
{\an7}- I’m an investigator.
634
00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:56,629
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- First off,
I want to know what GPS
635
00:23:56,629 --> 00:23:58,530
{\an7}\h\h\h\hyou’re using,
and how do I get one?
636
00:23:58,530 --> 00:24:00,827
{\an7}\h- I’ll show you
the Amazon link.
637
00:24:01,563 --> 00:24:04,068
{\an7}- Oh, yeah. I walked right out
\h\h\hwith my girl Stacy, slap,
638
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:06,794
{\an7}and I walked right away.
\h\h\h\hI’m like...doop.
639
00:24:06,794 --> 00:24:10,398
{\an7}- Angelina installed
\h\ha tracking system
640
00:24:10,398 --> 00:24:12,903
{\an7}on her husband’s vehicle.
641
00:24:12,903 --> 00:24:15,266
{\an7}Welcome to the world
\h\h\h\h\hof divorce.
642
00:24:15,266 --> 00:24:16,431
{\an7}\h\h\h\h- I didn’t even--
- But didn’t he ask you,
643
00:24:16,431 --> 00:24:17,860
{\an7}like, "How [bleep] do you know
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI’m here?"
644
00:24:17,860 --> 00:24:19,794
{\an7}You can’t just say,
\h\h"You’re were at
645
00:24:19,794 --> 00:24:21,002
{\an7}a [bleep] hotel [bleep]."
646
00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:24,101
{\an7}- Oh, no. I said that.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Stop.
647
00:24:24,101 --> 00:24:26,563
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah, he said
nothing happened in the room.
648
00:24:26,563 --> 00:24:27,365
{\an7}I called the hotel.
649
00:24:27,365 --> 00:24:29,969
{\an7}- You’re like, "Is Christopher
\h\h\h\h\h\hLaryngitis there?"
650
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,167
{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Yeah, and like,
"We’re not supposed to be
651
00:24:31,167 --> 00:24:33,167
{\an7}"telling you this, but because
\hwe’re really, really, really
652
00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:34,002
{\an7}are big fans of yours..."
653
00:24:34,002 --> 00:24:35,629
{\an7}\h- Shut the [bleep] up.
- "We’re gonna tell you."
654
00:24:35,629 --> 00:24:39,035
{\an7}\h\h\h- Any guy in a hotel
is already assumed guilty.
655
00:24:39,035 --> 00:24:40,167
{\an7}- There’s nothing you can say.
656
00:24:40,167 --> 00:24:43,464
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- ♪ Two bad brahs
lookin’ like doin’ all right ♪
657
00:24:43,464 --> 00:24:46,903
{\an7}♪ Ah baby tell me
\h\his all right ♪
658
00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:49,728
{\an7}♪ My squad [indistinct] ♪
659
00:24:49,728 --> 00:24:52,233
{\an7}- Hey, look who it is.
660
00:24:52,233 --> 00:24:53,596
{\an7}- What up, buddy?
\h- What up, man?
661
00:24:53,596 --> 00:24:54,860
{\an7}\h\h\h- Look at you.
- How you doing, man?
662
00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:56,794
{\an7}- Nice to see you, buddy.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Nice hair.
663
00:24:56,794 --> 00:24:57,969
{\an7}\h\h\hWhat’s going on?
- There’s so much tea.
664
00:24:57,969 --> 00:24:59,530
{\an7}Do you know what’s going on
\hwith Angelina right now?
665
00:24:59,530 --> 00:25:01,662
{\an7}I just came out here
\hto drop off Ariana.
666
00:25:01,662 --> 00:25:02,662
{\an7}- You came at the perfect time.
667
00:25:02,662 --> 00:25:04,936
{\an7}You came in the middle
\h\h\h\h\h\hof the tea.
668
00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:06,101
{\an7}- Her and Chris got
\hdivorced already?
669
00:25:06,101 --> 00:25:08,936
{\an7}- Apparently, he’s been out
\h\hof the house for weeks
670
00:25:08,936 --> 00:25:11,728
{\an7}and Mike said, they’re talking
\h\h\h\habout D word possibly.
671
00:25:11,728 --> 00:25:15,695
{\an7}Chris also posted "keep moving
forward." Whatever, it’s like--
672
00:25:15,695 --> 00:25:17,167
{\an7}- It’s like little signs.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah. Yeah.
673
00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:18,695
{\an7}- And the last, what was it,
\h\h\h\h\h\ha couple months,
674
00:25:18,695 --> 00:25:20,068
{\an7}\hthe hamster thing,
the hamster tattoo?
675
00:25:20,068 --> 00:25:22,497
{\an7}- Yeah. Camera and a tattoo,
\hand he just got a new car.
676
00:25:22,497 --> 00:25:25,563
{\an7}\hChris just posted that he
bought a brand-new Cadillac.
677
00:25:25,563 --> 00:25:29,695
{\an7}That’s Guido code for "I am
single, ladies. What’s up?"
678
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:31,101
{\an7}- Did you get that request
679
00:25:31,101 --> 00:25:32,464
{\an7}for the video for Mike?
\h\h\h\hDid you do it?
680
00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:34,068
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- No, no, no,
let’s do it right now.
681
00:25:34,068 --> 00:25:36,530
{\an7}\h\h\hEven though Ryan and I
we can’t be on the East Coast
682
00:25:36,530 --> 00:25:37,497
{\an7}right now for a soberversary,
683
00:25:37,497 --> 00:25:39,936
{\an7}\hJenni has this idea that we
should send a video for Mike.
684
00:25:39,936 --> 00:25:41,398
{\an7}\h\h\hMike, my brother,
we’re so proud of you.
685
00:25:41,398 --> 00:25:43,936
{\an7}I think that’s a great idea.
But I’m about to take it up
686
00:25:43,936 --> 00:25:46,101
{\an7}a notch, and I’m talking
\h\h\h\hlarger than life.
687
00:25:46,101 --> 00:25:47,827
{\an7}- Love you, my dude.
\h\h- All good, man.
688
00:25:47,827 --> 00:25:48,827
{\an7}We should do this for a living.
689
00:25:48,827 --> 00:25:50,266
{\an7}- ♪ How are you feeling?
\h\h\h\h- ♪ Great man ♪
690
00:25:50,266 --> 00:25:52,398
{\an7}♪ I’m feeling good ♪
691
00:25:52,398 --> 00:25:53,101
{\an7}- Oh, my God.
692
00:25:53,101 --> 00:25:55,629
{\an7}Is this what you did to Mike
\hwhen you [indistinct] him?
693
00:25:55,629 --> 00:25:56,464
{\an7}Like...
694
00:25:56,464 --> 00:25:59,563
{\an7}- Punch. There you go.
695
00:25:59,563 --> 00:26:00,134
{\an7}Yes, see?
696
00:26:00,134 --> 00:26:03,464
{\an7}\h\h\hPicture the girl,
22-year-old in a hotel.
697
00:26:03,464 --> 00:26:04,629
{\an7}- [bleep] blonde.
698
00:26:04,629 --> 00:26:05,563
{\an7}- Pretend it’s Chris’ face.
699
00:26:05,563 --> 00:26:07,629
{\an7}I wish I printed his face.
\h\hI wish I printed over--
700
00:26:07,629 --> 00:26:08,563
{\an7}- My God, can you do that?
701
00:26:08,563 --> 00:26:11,860
{\an7}- I definitely lot of parallels
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand similarities
702
00:26:11,860 --> 00:26:14,563
{\an7}with Angelina’s situation
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand my own.
703
00:26:14,563 --> 00:26:16,497
{\an7}The best thing to say
\h\hto someone is that
704
00:26:16,497 --> 00:26:17,431
{\an7}you’ll be there for them.
705
00:26:17,431 --> 00:26:19,530
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hAll right,
warm up or something.
706
00:26:19,530 --> 00:26:20,728
{\an7}I’m gonna grab your picture.
707
00:26:20,728 --> 00:26:22,596
{\an7}- Is that a sauna?
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yes.
708
00:26:22,596 --> 00:26:23,695
{\an7}- Get the [bleep] out.
709
00:26:23,695 --> 00:26:26,101
{\an7}- Jenni’s setup in her house
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\his so cool.
710
00:26:26,101 --> 00:26:27,629
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, I don’t know
if I wanna sit on this thing.
711
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:30,134
{\an7}\h\hI think Zack’s balls
were on it or something.
712
00:26:30,134 --> 00:26:32,629
{\an7}There’s more? Vinny?
713
00:26:32,629 --> 00:26:33,629
{\an7}- Got tape right here.
714
00:26:33,629 --> 00:26:38,365
{\an7}- Oh, my Lord, I love this.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIs that Zack?
715
00:26:38,365 --> 00:26:42,530
{\an7}Don’t look that way.
716
00:26:42,530 --> 00:26:44,002
{\an7}\h\h\h- Okay girl,
about your husband,
717
00:26:44,002 --> 00:26:47,134
{\an7}do you think you can forgive
\hhim, like honestly, though?
718
00:26:47,134 --> 00:26:49,464
{\an7}- He never takes accountability
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor his actions.
719
00:26:49,464 --> 00:26:50,629
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hHe’s saying
that nothing happened.
720
00:26:50,629 --> 00:26:53,233
{\an7}He said that he literally slept
on one bed with his guy friend,
721
00:26:53,233 --> 00:26:56,596
{\an7}and then those two girls
\hslept on the other bed.
722
00:26:56,596 --> 00:26:58,299
{\an7}- Come on. We’re not 12.
723
00:26:58,299 --> 00:27:00,266
{\an7}- Jenni right now
\his good to have.
724
00:27:00,266 --> 00:27:02,233
{\an7}It’s so crazy how a year ago
725
00:27:02,233 --> 00:27:04,332
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwe were
at each other’s throats
726
00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:08,200
{\an7}hating each other, never wanna
\h\h\htalk to each other again.
727
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,530
{\an7}Oh, my God. Okay. Yeah, girl.
728
00:27:10,530 --> 00:27:11,563
{\an7}And now I’m asking her advice
729
00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:13,728
{\an7}about what I should do
\h\h\hnext with Chris.
730
00:27:13,728 --> 00:27:15,827
{\an7}[bleep] irony. I can’t.
731
00:27:15,827 --> 00:27:19,728
{\an7}- Oh, God, yes. Let it out.
\h\h- [bleep] out of here.
732
00:27:19,728 --> 00:27:22,936
{\an7}\h\h\hThis is what you get.
Chris, getting your [bleep]
733
00:27:22,936 --> 00:27:24,398
{\an7}by a 22-year-old.
734
00:27:24,398 --> 00:27:25,728
{\an7}[bleep].
735
00:27:25,728 --> 00:27:26,299
{\an7}- See?
736
00:27:26,299 --> 00:27:30,695
{\an7}- ♪ ’Cause you’re dead to me,
\h\h\h\h\hcatch a cab bitch ♪
737
00:27:34,851 --> 00:27:35,618
- ♪ I got a long reach ♪
738
00:27:35,685 --> 00:27:36,586
♪ Extendo ♪
739
00:27:36,653 --> 00:27:37,854
♪ We about to blow ♪
740
00:27:37,921 --> 00:27:38,888
♪ Nintendo ♪
741
00:27:38,955 --> 00:27:42,258
- First shot of the day.
742
00:27:42,325 --> 00:27:43,259
Yeah.
743
00:27:43,326 --> 00:27:44,427
- [indistinct].
744
00:27:44,494 --> 00:27:45,662
- Hey, how's it going?
745
00:27:45,728 --> 00:27:48,231
We're having a five-year
soberversary party
746
00:27:48,298 --> 00:27:49,832
for my best friend Mike
The Situation.
747
00:27:49,899 --> 00:27:51,768
You might've heard of him.
So if you can get him
748
00:27:51,834 --> 00:27:53,603
the usual, 'cause I know
he orders from you guys,
749
00:27:53,670 --> 00:27:56,005
but I need
a whole truckload of it.
750
00:27:56,072 --> 00:27:57,373
Five years is a huge milestone.
751
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,709
If I can't be there
physically,
752
00:27:59,776 --> 00:28:01,377
I'm gonna make sure
my presence is there.
753
00:28:01,444 --> 00:28:02,845
Dou you have keto options,
actually?
754
00:28:02,912 --> 00:28:04,113
- Oh, no. Who's this guy?
755
00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:05,181
You're friends with him?
That's terrible.
756
00:28:05,248 --> 00:28:07,183
- Unfortunately, I married him.
757
00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:08,985
- ♪ Mailbox money,
waitin' on checks ♪
758
00:28:09,052 --> 00:28:10,653
♪ [indistinct]
but I ain't gonna flex ♪
759
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,589
♪ Up all night
so it ain't no risk ♪
760
00:28:12,655 --> 00:28:14,023
♪ A lot of hard work
but it ain't no sweat ♪
761
00:28:14,090 --> 00:28:15,592
- ♪ It's hard work,
it's hard work ♪
762
00:28:15,658 --> 00:28:18,428
- Yo.
- Happy soberversary.
763
00:28:18,494 --> 00:28:20,029
- Oh, damn, man, my dude.
What's up?
764
00:28:20,096 --> 00:28:22,932
Thank you so much.
- I was wanting to call you
765
00:28:22,999 --> 00:28:24,767
and say congratulations.
766
00:28:24,834 --> 00:28:26,235
I'm proud of you.
767
00:28:26,302 --> 00:28:28,938
And I'm sorry that we couldn't
really get together
768
00:28:29,005 --> 00:28:30,907
and do anything, you know?
769
00:28:30,974 --> 00:28:33,042
This is going to be fun.
Mike has no idea.
770
00:28:33,109 --> 00:28:34,577
We're going to show up
at his house
771
00:28:34,644 --> 00:28:36,179
and throw him a sick parade.
772
00:28:36,245 --> 00:28:37,480
- All right, brother.
Thank you so much
773
00:28:37,547 --> 00:28:38,748
for the phone call.
- All right, so...
774
00:28:38,815 --> 00:28:40,116
- Yeah, I'll see you
sometime--I don't know--
775
00:28:40,183 --> 00:28:41,351
like, in the next--
I don't know--
776
00:28:41,484 --> 00:28:43,319
maybe, who knows,
next month or something.
777
00:28:43,386 --> 00:28:45,255
- All right, good deal.
All right, bye.
778
00:28:45,321 --> 00:28:47,523
- Peace.
779
00:28:47,590 --> 00:28:49,993
- ♪ I didn't want to let
the ball drop ♪
780
00:28:50,059 --> 00:28:52,161
♪ But it's over
where the fool stops ♪
781
00:28:52,228 --> 00:28:54,597
- I want our car to look
the best.
782
00:28:54,664 --> 00:28:55,832
- It's gonna look the best.
783
00:28:55,898 --> 00:28:57,367
- Babe.
- Babe.
784
00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:58,968
- Hi. What are you doing?
785
00:28:59,035 --> 00:29:01,537
- I just finished loading all
the balloons and party stuff.
786
00:29:01,604 --> 00:29:03,906
- Are we waiting for everyone,
and then we'll decorate?
787
00:29:03,973 --> 00:29:06,042
Everyone's coming over
for decorations.
788
00:29:06,109 --> 00:29:07,277
- Oh, perfect.
789
00:29:07,343 --> 00:29:08,344
- Oh, it's Deena and Chris
790
00:29:08,411 --> 00:29:09,379
- I want them to be like,
"Oh, wow,
791
00:29:09,512 --> 00:29:10,980
Deena and Chris' car
looks..."
792
00:29:11,047 --> 00:29:12,515
- Yeah, like, we've done this--
"they've done this before."
793
00:29:12,548 --> 00:29:14,417
- Like be like,
"Deena's car looks the best."
794
00:29:14,517 --> 00:29:17,954
- Hey, is Vinny
and Angelina coming?
795
00:29:18,021 --> 00:29:20,423
- What? I know Vinny's
definitely coming.
796
00:29:20,523 --> 00:29:22,592
I texted Angelina.
She didn't text me back.
797
00:29:22,659 --> 00:29:24,527
- Is Vinny actually
even going to decorate
798
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,329
is the question?
- I don't know.
799
00:29:26,396 --> 00:29:28,064
- I bet he puts, like, one
balloon on the top of his car.
800
00:29:28,131 --> 00:29:30,633
- He'll be like, "Hey, Mike.
I'm here."
801
00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:32,568
- ♪ Girl you can
[indistinct] ♪
802
00:29:32,635 --> 00:29:33,836
♪ Work it and take your time ♪
803
00:29:33,903 --> 00:29:34,871
- ♪ Just take your time ♪
804
00:29:34,938 --> 00:29:36,139
- ♪ Bring it back ♪
805
00:29:36,205 --> 00:29:37,240
- Come on up here.
- Can I get up there?
806
00:29:37,307 --> 00:29:39,042
Oh, you're the spoiled man.
807
00:29:39,108 --> 00:29:40,376
- It's family day today.
808
00:29:40,476 --> 00:29:41,878
- We're really hyped up today,
809
00:29:41,945 --> 00:29:44,013
'cause he knows it's
a special day for his daddy.
810
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,748
- He said he got me
tons of presents.
811
00:29:45,815 --> 00:29:47,150
- I think they're
all edible, though.
812
00:29:47,216 --> 00:29:48,484
- Funfettis.
- Yes.
813
00:29:48,518 --> 00:29:50,320
- Yes. Oh, my God, he's ready.
- Are you ready?
814
00:29:50,386 --> 00:29:51,321
- He's gonna cook.
He's gonna help cook.
815
00:29:51,387 --> 00:29:52,555
- Are you gonna lead the way?
816
00:29:52,622 --> 00:29:54,057
- He is.
- Let's go, Moses.
817
00:29:54,123 --> 00:29:56,960
- This five-year sober
anniversary is not just for me.
818
00:29:57,026 --> 00:29:58,127
It is for my wife.
819
00:29:58,194 --> 00:29:59,862
She has taken this journey
with me.
820
00:29:59,929 --> 00:30:03,166
- The big, momentous occasion
in our household, honey.
821
00:30:03,232 --> 00:30:04,801
- [indistinct.
822
00:30:04,867 --> 00:30:07,070
- Oh, Vinny's here.
- Hi, Vin.
823
00:30:07,136 --> 00:30:10,506
- Give him the finger.
- [laughs]
824
00:30:10,506 --> 00:30:14,777
- As a decorator, I would not
say I'm very good at it.
825
00:30:14,844 --> 00:30:16,145
- All right, let's get
this [bleep] over with.
826
00:30:16,212 --> 00:30:18,214
- Oh, my God, Grumpy.
827
00:30:18,281 --> 00:30:20,783
- Oh, my God.
You are the worst.
828
00:30:20,850 --> 00:30:24,988
Can you grab me
the cupcake holder things?
829
00:30:25,054 --> 00:30:26,422
They're in the pantry.
830
00:30:26,522 --> 00:30:28,524
- Yeah, I don't know what
you're talking about, honey.
831
00:30:28,591 --> 00:30:31,794
- I'm so excited the roomies
are coming over
832
00:30:31,861 --> 00:30:34,097
and putting this surprise
together for Mike.
833
00:30:34,163 --> 00:30:36,599
I think we're gonna
do a fun little Zoom.
834
00:30:36,666 --> 00:30:38,868
- Oh, that's cool. All right.
- With the roomies.
835
00:30:38,935 --> 00:30:41,738
Good. I get to also see
the family, the squad.
836
00:30:41,804 --> 00:30:43,473
- He's not good
at keeping secrets,
837
00:30:43,506 --> 00:30:47,010
but I am, and I think the look
on his face will just be
838
00:30:47,076 --> 00:30:48,478
so worth it in the end.
839
00:30:48,511 --> 00:30:50,179
You never made
cupcakers before?
840
00:30:50,246 --> 00:30:53,883
- I'm not a baker.
I'm a candlestick maker.
841
00:30:53,950 --> 00:30:56,052
- Deena, tell me where to sign.
842
00:30:56,119 --> 00:30:58,288
- So write
"happy soberversary."
843
00:30:58,354 --> 00:31:01,157
Here, D, hold your sign
and hold my sign.
844
00:31:01,224 --> 00:31:04,994
- You see anything different?
- Did I spell it wrong?
845
00:31:05,061 --> 00:31:07,797
Oh, I spelled it with an "A"
instead of...
846
00:31:07,864 --> 00:31:11,501
- Soberversary.
847
00:31:11,534 --> 00:31:14,837
Happy soberversary.
- I hate you.
848
00:31:14,904 --> 00:31:17,006
You gonna make me pee.
849
00:31:17,073 --> 00:31:19,275
He's such a brat.
850
00:31:19,342 --> 00:31:20,977
- I'm actually taking a picture
of this one.
851
00:31:21,044 --> 00:31:23,046
- Stop.
852
00:31:23,112 --> 00:31:25,248
She's gonna pee.
She's gonna pee.
853
00:31:25,315 --> 00:31:26,849
- Who is that?
854
00:31:26,916 --> 00:31:28,551
- Is that a petting zoo?
- What?
855
00:31:28,618 --> 00:31:33,089
all: Ohh!
856
00:31:34,116 --> 00:31:35,050
{\an7}- ♪ [indistinct] ♪
857
00:31:35,050 --> 00:31:36,918
{\an7}\h♪ Way your body move
got me [indistinct] ♪
858
00:31:36,918 --> 00:31:41,116
{\an7}\h\h- So how do you feel now
that you’re five years sober?
859
00:31:41,116 --> 00:31:44,687
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- I kind of feel
like my coffee mug right now.
860
00:31:44,687 --> 00:31:46,951
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Ooh.
- Yes, mm-hmm, that’s right.
861
00:31:46,951 --> 00:31:51,918
{\an7}- Yeah, Mike’s sober journey
\h\h\hreally wasn’t just his.
862
00:31:51,918 --> 00:31:53,248
{\an7}We met 17 years ago
863
00:31:53,248 --> 00:31:56,116
{\an7}and I’ve seen him through
\hall the highs and lows.
864
00:31:56,116 --> 00:31:58,687
{\an7}His journey was really us
\h\h\h\hdoing it together
865
00:31:58,687 --> 00:32:02,050
{\an7}because we had to find a way
to rebuild our relationship
866
00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:04,083
{\an7}from the beginning
to where it is now.
867
00:32:04,083 --> 00:32:05,720
{\an7}You gonna tear up?
\hI think you are.
868
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,786
{\an7}- Yeah, I might, because
it really was hard work.
869
00:32:08,786 --> 00:32:10,621
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- It is hard work,
and it’s hard work every day.
870
00:32:10,621 --> 00:32:15,885
{\an7}\h- And also the best chapter
is coming up, Baby Situation.
871
00:32:15,885 --> 00:32:17,555
{\an7}- Who would have thought
\h\h\h\h\h\hten years ago
872
00:32:17,555 --> 00:32:19,314
{\an7}\h\h\h\hthat he’d be
five years sober now.
873
00:32:19,314 --> 00:32:20,852
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Seriously,
who would have thought?
874
00:32:20,852 --> 00:32:22,852
{\an7}Now he’s going to be a daddy.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
875
00:32:22,852 --> 00:32:27,687
{\an7}- It is crazy to think about
who Mike was back in the day.
876
00:32:27,687 --> 00:32:30,149
{\an7}- Who’s going to be
\h\h\hthe bad guy?
877
00:32:30,149 --> 00:32:32,885
{\an7}- Situation. No problem.
878
00:32:32,885 --> 00:32:34,654
{\an7}- Sometimes I think about it,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand I’m like,
879
00:32:34,654 --> 00:32:35,654
{\an7}"Was that even the same person?
880
00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:39,017
{\an7}Like, how can one go through
\h\h\hsuch a transformation?"
881
00:32:39,017 --> 00:32:41,215
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I think Italy
might’ve been one of the worst.
882
00:32:41,215 --> 00:32:43,456
{\an7}- He was so whacked out
\h\h\h\h\hof his mind.
883
00:32:43,456 --> 00:32:44,149
{\an7}Italy was bad.
884
00:32:44,149 --> 00:32:46,314
{\an7}- Yeah. I think me and him
\h\h\h\h\hgot into a fight.
885
00:32:46,314 --> 00:32:47,149
{\an7}I threw a spatula at him.
886
00:32:47,149 --> 00:32:49,281
{\an7}\h\h\h\h- I don’t like you.
- I don’t like you either.
887
00:32:49,281 --> 00:32:51,281
{\an7}- Be a woman! Do something!
888
00:32:51,281 --> 00:32:52,248
{\an7}- Shut the [bleep].
889
00:32:52,248 --> 00:32:54,281
{\an7}\h- Nicole threw
the wine bottles.
890
00:32:54,281 --> 00:32:55,281
{\an7}It’s like "The Matrix."
891
00:32:55,281 --> 00:32:56,687
{\an7}\hI don’t know how
he didn’t get hit.
892
00:32:56,687 --> 00:32:58,456
{\an7}- [bleep] you.
893
00:32:58,456 --> 00:32:59,347
{\an7}[bleep] you.
894
00:32:59,347 --> 00:33:00,885
{\an7}[bleep] you, Mike.
895
00:33:00,885 --> 00:33:02,380
{\an7}Mike, I’m not kidding.
896
00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:06,116
{\an7}- Yeah, there were, like,
\h\hyears that I did not
897
00:33:06,116 --> 00:33:07,281
{\an7}even speak to Mike at all.
898
00:33:07,281 --> 00:33:09,149
{\an7}Like, I would always speak--
\h\h\h- Oh, I didn’t either.
899
00:33:09,149 --> 00:33:11,413
{\an7}- He was just, like, ghosted,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlike, MIA.
900
00:33:11,413 --> 00:33:13,314
{\an7}- Once we saw he was sober,
901
00:33:13,314 --> 00:33:14,687
{\an7}he started reaching out
\h\h\h\h\hto us again.
902
00:33:14,687 --> 00:33:17,281
{\an7}\h\h\hNow, like, all of us have
the best relationship with him.
903
00:33:17,281 --> 00:33:20,215
{\an7}- Yeah. Well, he works on that.
\h\h\h\h\h\hLike, he makes sure
904
00:33:20,215 --> 00:33:21,918
{\an7}he has a good relationship
\h\h\h\h\h\hwith everybody.
905
00:33:21,918 --> 00:33:24,621
{\an7}\h\h\h\h- I should try that.
- And it’s--yeah, no, me too.
906
00:33:24,621 --> 00:33:27,248
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Same.
- No, I’m a douchebag.
907
00:33:27,248 --> 00:33:27,852
{\an7}- Same.
908
00:33:27,852 --> 00:33:29,380
{\an7}\h\h- This is such
a huge milestone,
909
00:33:29,380 --> 00:33:32,116
{\an7}because you get to see
the growth of someone.
910
00:33:32,116 --> 00:33:34,380
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hIt makes me regret
backfisting him a little bit.
911
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:37,083
{\an7}\h\h\h\h- Get the [bleep].
Gonna punch me in the face?
912
00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:38,819
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hboth: Oh.
- Listen, we needed
913
00:33:38,819 --> 00:33:41,215
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthe backfist
to get to where we are today.
914
00:33:41,215 --> 00:33:42,380
{\an7}- That’s it.
\h\h\h- Ahh,
915
00:33:42,380 --> 00:33:43,314
{\an7}just got to laugh about it.
916
00:33:43,314 --> 00:33:45,654
{\an7}There’s a lot of things
we can laugh about now.
917
00:33:45,654 --> 00:33:47,116
{\an7}- I don’t even think
I can compare myself
918
00:33:47,116 --> 00:33:49,555
{\an7}to who I was five years ago
\h\h\h\h\hor ten years ago.
919
00:33:49,555 --> 00:33:52,380
{\an7}And I feel that we’re doing
\heverything the right way
920
00:33:52,380 --> 00:33:54,083
{\an7}and to the best of our ability.
921
00:33:54,083 --> 00:33:57,116
{\an7}\h\h\h- You are, honey.
I’m very proud of you.
922
00:33:57,116 --> 00:33:58,885
{\an7}- Are we all done?
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
923
00:33:58,885 --> 00:34:00,050
{\an7}- Yeah, now we drive
\h\h\h\h\hover there.
924
00:34:00,050 --> 00:34:01,984
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- How did we finish
before Angelina even got here?
925
00:34:01,984 --> 00:34:03,083
{\an7}- Wait, is Angelina coming?
926
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:04,215
{\an7}\h- I’ll call her,
because we finished
927
00:34:04,215 --> 00:34:06,017
{\an7}before she even [bleep]
got out of the shower.
928
00:34:06,017 --> 00:34:10,588
{\an7}\h- We are done decorating our
vehicles and still no Angelina.
929
00:34:10,588 --> 00:34:13,083
{\an7}Like, we’re going to leave
\h\h\h\hwithout you, girl.
930
00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:13,786
{\an7}- Hi.
931
00:34:13,786 --> 00:34:16,654
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Bitch,
you’re two hours late.
932
00:34:17,852 --> 00:34:24,116
{\an7}- So do I. I got 16 in there.
\h\h\h\h\hOur cars are done.
933
00:34:24,116 --> 00:34:25,050
{\an7}- She has children.
934
00:34:25,050 --> 00:34:26,413
{\an7}- I have children
and five animals.
935
00:34:26,413 --> 00:34:28,918
{\an7}- We have kids. You’re two
\h\h\hhours late, Angelina.
936
00:34:28,918 --> 00:34:31,951
{\an7}- Yeah, he’s six years
\hsober at this point.
937
00:34:33,050 --> 00:34:35,621
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- You [bleep]
all over your house too,
938
00:34:35,621 --> 00:34:36,687
{\an7}\h’cause you are
a [bleep] animal.
939
00:34:36,687 --> 00:34:38,819
{\an7}You [bleep] animal [bleep].
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, my God.
940
00:34:38,819 --> 00:34:41,149
{\an7}\h\h\h\hYou’re so [bleep].
- [bleep] you, you [bleep].
941
00:34:41,149 --> 00:34:42,522
{\an7}\hThis is typical
Angelina [bleep].
942
00:34:42,522 --> 00:34:46,347
{\an7}How many hours does it take
\h\h\h\hto feed your pets?
943
00:34:46,347 --> 00:34:47,050
{\an7}If you have cats.
944
00:34:47,050 --> 00:34:49,347
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hYou just leave
a little food in the bowl.
945
00:34:49,347 --> 00:34:52,456
{\an7}Are you really coming here?
\h\h\h\h\h\hWhere are you?
946
00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:54,050
{\an7}- She can do her own.
947
00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:55,819
{\an7}- We’ll--we’ll wait for you.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No.
948
00:34:55,819 --> 00:34:56,555
{\an7}- All right.
949
00:34:56,555 --> 00:34:58,281
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- We’re not really
gonna wait for her. Goodbye.
950
00:34:58,281 --> 00:34:58,951
{\an7}- Oh, okay.
951
00:34:58,951 --> 00:35:00,720
{\an7}- If Angelina doesn’t show up
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hright now,
952
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:03,456
{\an7}we’re going to be late
\h\hto our own parade.
953
00:35:03,456 --> 00:35:06,314
{\an7}- We’re losing balloons.
\hWe’re losing daylight.
954
00:35:06,314 --> 00:35:07,951
{\an7}- The sun is gonna
\h\h\hgo down soon.
955
00:35:07,951 --> 00:35:10,885
{\an7}\h- I am so excited to go
over to Mike’s right now.
956
00:35:10,885 --> 00:35:13,621
{\an7}- I think ours looks the best.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No, but cute.
957
00:35:13,621 --> 00:35:14,588
{\an7}- Yes.
\h- No.
958
00:35:14,588 --> 00:35:15,489
{\an7}- Aww, ehh.
\h\h- Ehh.
959
00:35:15,489 --> 00:35:17,885
{\an7}\h\h\hBut at the same time,
I just wish the whole family
960
00:35:17,885 --> 00:35:20,852
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hcould be there
for such a huge milestone.
961
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:22,621
{\an7}We need to leave.
962
00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:23,786
{\an7}- Yeah.
963
00:35:23,786 --> 00:35:26,852
{\an7}[upbeat music]
964
00:35:26,852 --> 00:35:29,347
{\an7}♪ ♪
965
00:35:29,347 --> 00:35:30,687
{\an7}- It’s happening.
966
00:35:30,687 --> 00:35:32,215
{\an7}So I’m going to Mike’s
\h\h\h\h\h\hright now.
967
00:35:32,215 --> 00:35:33,984
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\hHe has no idea
about the surprise party,
968
00:35:33,984 --> 00:35:35,555
{\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlet alone
my little old self coming.
969
00:35:35,555 --> 00:35:38,621
{\an7}And the roomies, none of them
have an idea that I’m coming.
970
00:35:38,621 --> 00:35:39,687
{\an7}It’s going to be
\ha [bleep] show.
971
00:35:39,687 --> 00:35:41,522
{\an7}Let’s get this [bleep] started.
972
00:35:41,522 --> 00:35:44,149
{\an7}- ♪ This is everything ♪
973
00:35:44,149 --> 00:35:48,281
{\an7}♪ This is everything ♪
974
00:35:49,811 --> 00:35:50,745
[dramatic music]
975
00:35:50,812 --> 00:35:52,280
- ♪ Come and get me ♪
976
00:35:52,347 --> 00:35:53,949
- so does somebody want to call
just make sure
977
00:35:54,015 --> 00:35:55,951
she's close?
- Oh, [bleep].
978
00:35:56,017 --> 00:35:57,752
- [bleep] Vinny, man.
979
00:35:57,819 --> 00:35:58,954
- I want to throw eggs at it.
980
00:35:59,020 --> 00:36:01,523
- Oh, my God.
- All right.
981
00:36:01,590 --> 00:36:02,891
- ♪ A-wha-oh ♪
982
00:36:02,958 --> 00:36:04,426
- What, Vinny?
- Thanks for coming.
983
00:36:04,493 --> 00:36:06,928
I really appreciate it.
- So happy you finally made it.
984
00:36:06,995 --> 00:36:09,631
We need to get some Mike's
for Mike's soberversary.
985
00:36:09,698 --> 00:36:12,067
We've been calling
Angelina all day.
986
00:36:12,134 --> 00:36:13,869
We're just gonna put something
on your car.
987
00:36:13,935 --> 00:36:15,737
- That's it?
- That's it.
988
00:36:15,804 --> 00:36:18,073
We got to go, like,
throw something on your car.
989
00:36:18,140 --> 00:36:20,008
We need to get there.
- It's go. Let's go.
990
00:36:20,075 --> 00:36:21,810
- That's the way you get
for being two hours late.
991
00:36:21,877 --> 00:36:23,912
- You're the worst, man.
- Get in the car.
992
00:36:23,979 --> 00:36:26,414
- I'm late, but I wanna put
something on my car.
993
00:36:26,481 --> 00:36:27,816
[bleep] this I'm not gonna do
nothing on my car.
994
00:36:27,883 --> 00:36:29,017
[bleep] that [bleep].
995
00:36:29,084 --> 00:36:31,253
- This bitch showed up
three hours late.
996
00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:33,188
- Decorate it up.
- The car looks good.
997
00:36:33,255 --> 00:36:37,626
- [bleep] it.
- Soberversary here we go.
998
00:36:37,692 --> 00:36:38,727
- [indistinct],
what's happening?
999
00:36:38,794 --> 00:36:39,961
- Hello.
- Hi, Sorrentinos.
1000
00:36:40,028 --> 00:36:41,696
- Hi.
- Hey, what's up, guys?
1001
00:36:41,763 --> 00:36:44,399
We're celebrating
five years clean and sober.
1002
00:36:44,466 --> 00:36:45,600
We got the cupcakes.
1003
00:36:45,667 --> 00:36:47,202
My wife, she's the best.
1004
00:36:47,269 --> 00:36:49,971
It's really cool
that she was able to set up
1005
00:36:50,038 --> 00:36:51,540
a Zoom call with the roomies.
1006
00:36:51,673 --> 00:36:53,975
They have been with me
the whole step of the way.
1007
00:36:54,042 --> 00:36:55,477
And I'm grateful
just to see them.
1008
00:36:55,544 --> 00:36:57,412
- Where's everybody else?
Where's Deeners?
1009
00:36:57,479 --> 00:37:00,015
- I don't know; I gave them
all the same time.
1010
00:37:00,081 --> 00:37:02,851
So they should be here
any second on the Zoom.
1011
00:37:02,918 --> 00:37:04,986
- Slow and steady, babe.
1012
00:37:05,053 --> 00:37:06,822
- Slow and steady.
1013
00:37:06,888 --> 00:37:08,323
- Babe.
- Oh, no.
1014
00:37:08,390 --> 00:37:10,759
- Oh, they lost the five.
1015
00:37:10,826 --> 00:37:12,060
- Oh, [bleep].
1016
00:37:12,127 --> 00:37:14,463
Debris is just
frickin' flying everywhere.
1017
00:37:14,529 --> 00:37:15,697
- Ohh.
1018
00:37:15,697 --> 00:37:18,033
- We're gonna have
no decorations.
1019
00:37:18,099 --> 00:37:21,002
[gasps]
What was that?
1020
00:37:21,069 --> 00:37:22,737
both: Oh, my God.
1021
00:37:22,804 --> 00:37:24,606
- I'm actually happy right now
that I didn't put
1022
00:37:24,706 --> 00:37:27,275
too much on my car.
- My sign got ripped in half.
1023
00:37:27,342 --> 00:37:29,344
- And they lost streamers.
1024
00:37:29,411 --> 00:37:31,780
- Now [bleep] Angelina's
car is better than ours.
1025
00:37:31,847 --> 00:37:34,516
- Wow, I can't.
1026
00:37:34,583 --> 00:37:36,818
- Honey, do you have my phone?
Do you wanna text
1027
00:37:36,885 --> 00:37:38,487
the squad
to see where they're at?
1028
00:37:38,553 --> 00:37:40,222
I don't even know
where my phone is right now.
1029
00:37:40,288 --> 00:37:42,224
- I don't where
any of the girls are.
1030
00:37:42,290 --> 00:37:44,025
I'm starting to get
a little bit worried.
1031
00:37:44,092 --> 00:37:46,528
Hold on. I'm going to text them
and see where they are.
1032
00:37:46,595 --> 00:37:48,363
[horn honking]
1033
00:37:48,430 --> 00:37:50,665
- Happy five years.
1034
00:37:50,732 --> 00:37:52,667
- Mike,
happy five years.
1035
00:37:52,734 --> 00:37:54,736
- Whoo!
1036
00:37:54,803 --> 00:37:57,672
[all shouting]
1037
00:37:57,672 --> 00:37:58,974
- Whoo!
1038
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,976
- Mike!
1039
00:38:01,042 --> 00:38:03,478
- One second, guys. One second.
1040
00:38:03,545 --> 00:38:04,880
- Where is this guy?
1041
00:38:04,946 --> 00:38:06,481
- [indistinct].
1042
00:38:06,548 --> 00:38:08,683
- Mosey, what's happening
out there?
1043
00:38:08,683 --> 00:38:10,685
- Happy soberversary.!
1044
00:38:10,752 --> 00:38:14,689
- Oh, my goodness.
Who is that?
1045
00:38:14,689 --> 00:38:16,792
- Happy soberversary, bro.
1046
00:38:16,858 --> 00:38:18,260
- Yay!
1047
00:38:18,326 --> 00:38:19,761
- All right, all right,
we're coming.
1048
00:38:19,828 --> 00:38:20,896
- We're gonna get
a [indistinct].
1049
00:38:20,962 --> 00:38:24,499
- Happy soberversary.
1050
00:38:24,566 --> 00:38:28,403
- [indistinct].
1051
00:38:28,470 --> 00:38:30,539
- I mean, you can tell a lot
by man
1052
00:38:30,605 --> 00:38:34,743
by the people that support him
and as you can tell,
1053
00:38:34,810 --> 00:38:35,977
you know, I have a big family.
1054
00:38:36,044 --> 00:38:38,013
You guys are--
you guys are the best.
1055
00:38:38,079 --> 00:38:39,714
- We definitely got him.
1056
00:38:39,748 --> 00:38:42,784
I'm so filled with emotion
1057
00:38:42,851 --> 00:38:45,220
that everybody was able
to make this so special.
1058
00:38:45,287 --> 00:38:48,156
- Become better,
not bitter.
1059
00:38:48,223 --> 00:38:50,392
- I just see Mike's
smile beaming,
1060
00:38:50,459 --> 00:38:52,894
and it means, like,
the world to both of us.
1061
00:38:52,961 --> 00:38:54,663
- Oh, my God.
- Ohh!
1062
00:38:54,663 --> 00:38:56,164
- What the hell?
- Oh, my God.
1063
00:38:56,231 --> 00:38:58,200
- They're on a giant screen.
1064
00:38:58,266 --> 00:39:00,235
- Yo, Pauly's hair looks dope.
1065
00:39:00,302 --> 00:39:03,705
DJ Pauly D in the building
with Ronnie.
1066
00:39:03,772 --> 00:39:04,973
- Do they see us?
1067
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,842
- They're here,
but they're not here.
1068
00:39:06,908 --> 00:39:09,044
And I'm, like,
this is pretty cool.
1069
00:39:09,111 --> 00:39:11,046
- Mike, what's up, bro?
How you doing?
1070
00:39:11,113 --> 00:39:12,881
- Mike, my brother,
we're so proud of you.
1071
00:39:12,948 --> 00:39:15,150
- We miss you, and we're so,
so proud of you, bro.
1072
00:39:15,217 --> 00:39:17,853
- Happy soberversary, man.
Five years, that's a big deal.
1073
00:39:17,919 --> 00:39:19,287
- You're such an inspiration
to all of us.
1074
00:39:19,354 --> 00:39:20,822
- We're so sad
we couldn't be out there
1075
00:39:20,889 --> 00:39:22,724
to celebrate with you,
but we got something
1076
00:39:22,791 --> 00:39:24,793
that you might like
even better than us.
1077
00:39:24,860 --> 00:39:25,827
- We got you...
1078
00:39:25,894 --> 00:39:27,095
both: The foods!
1079
00:39:27,162 --> 00:39:29,231
- Whoa, what's that?
1080
00:39:29,297 --> 00:39:30,565
- What the hell is that?
1081
00:39:30,699 --> 00:39:32,400
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
1082
00:39:32,467 --> 00:39:33,869
- Look at that.
- Oh my gosh.
1083
00:39:33,935 --> 00:39:35,070
- Whoo!
1084
00:39:35,137 --> 00:39:36,204
- Pizza!
1085
00:39:36,271 --> 00:39:38,707
- You have any
cauliflower crust?
1086
00:39:38,740 --> 00:39:40,242
- Take a photo.
1087
00:39:40,308 --> 00:39:42,444
- This sign was written
by Deena.
1088
00:39:42,511 --> 00:39:45,180
- Oh, my God.
- Sobervesary.
1089
00:39:45,247 --> 00:39:46,481
- Happy sobervesary.
1090
00:39:46,548 --> 00:39:47,983
- Leave me alone.
1091
00:39:48,049 --> 00:39:49,818
- I would have been happy
with funfetti cupcakes.
1092
00:39:49,885 --> 00:39:53,488
But for my wife and the squad
to really organize this
1093
00:39:53,555 --> 00:39:55,557
and really rally around me...
1094
00:39:55,657 --> 00:39:57,092
- Now we have to do a photo
of everybody.
1095
00:39:57,159 --> 00:39:58,193
- Okay.
- It just can't get
1096
00:39:58,260 --> 00:39:59,194
no better than that.
1097
00:39:59,261 --> 00:40:00,262
This is awesome.
1098
00:40:00,328 --> 00:40:03,098
Yay.
1099
00:40:03,165 --> 00:40:04,466
- All right, it's happening.
1100
00:40:04,533 --> 00:40:06,268
I'm about to pull up
to Mike's house.
1101
00:40:06,334 --> 00:40:07,936
Let's do it.
1102
00:40:08,003 --> 00:40:12,040
Ooh, I'm scared.
1103
00:40:12,107 --> 00:40:13,708
- I don't want to be next
to Angelina.
1104
00:40:13,775 --> 00:40:14,943
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
1105
00:40:15,010 --> 00:40:15,944
I'm gonna [bleep] my pants.
1106
00:40:16,011 --> 00:40:17,045
[horn honking]
1107
00:40:17,112 --> 00:40:18,213
- Uh-oh, what's next?
1108
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:19,481
- I'm hiding,
but I'm gonna crash.
1109
00:40:19,548 --> 00:40:20,949
- Who is that?
1110
00:40:21,016 --> 00:40:22,717
- Is that a petting zoo?
1111
00:40:22,784 --> 00:40:23,952
- What?
1112
00:40:24,019 --> 00:40:26,822
all: Ohh!
1113
00:40:26,888 --> 00:40:28,790
- [bleep].
- Nicole.
1114
00:40:28,857 --> 00:40:30,058
- Ahh!
- Oh, my...
1115
00:40:30,125 --> 00:40:31,693
- [bleep].
1116
00:40:31,693 --> 00:40:35,130
[all shouting]
1117
00:40:35,197 --> 00:40:36,364
- Oh, my God.
1118
00:40:36,431 --> 00:40:38,300
- The party is [bleep] here.
1119
00:40:38,366 --> 00:40:39,701
[indistinct].
1120
00:40:39,701 --> 00:40:40,735
Thank you for coming up.
1121
00:40:40,802 --> 00:40:43,738
- He's crying.
He's crying.
1122
00:40:43,805 --> 00:40:46,608
- I'm literally hysterically
crying,
1123
00:40:46,708 --> 00:40:50,178
because I did not think
this moment would happen ever.
1124
00:40:50,245 --> 00:40:53,648
Oh.
1125
00:40:53,682 --> 00:40:55,250
- Oh, my God.
Can I have your autograph?
1126
00:40:55,317 --> 00:40:59,454
- I'm dead.
1127
00:41:00,447 --> 00:41:02,886
{\an7}\h\h\h- Party’s here.
[cheers and applause]
1128
00:41:02,886 --> 00:41:05,084
{\an7}- It’s an alert.
1129
00:41:05,084 --> 00:41:06,018
{\an7}- What is it?
1130
00:41:06,018 --> 00:41:09,282
{\an7}\h\h- Angeliners with
a supposed side boo.
1131
00:41:09,282 --> 00:41:10,249
{\an7}- No way.
1132
00:41:10,249 --> 00:41:11,414
{\an7}- There is security footage
1133
00:41:11,414 --> 00:41:14,787
{\an7}\h\h\h\hof you entering
some gentleman’s house.
1134
00:41:14,787 --> 00:41:17,315
{\an7}- Who’s telling you
\h\h\hthis [bleep?
1135
00:41:17,315 --> 00:41:19,447
{\an7}- I think I just got the video.