1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:03,036 - ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:07,140 - My sex life is dull [bleep]. 3 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:08,809 - Having sex, just not with you. 4 00:00:08,876 --> 00:00:09,877 - So they're getting a divorce. 5 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:11,311 - Oh, my God. 6 00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:13,213 Angelina removed the Larangeira name from her bio. 7 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,715 - What is this? 8 00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:17,084 Why are there pictures of Angelina and Chris up there? 9 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:19,820 - My new nickname is called The Investigation. 10 00:00:19,887 --> 00:00:21,388 - Babe? - You look pretty. 11 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,156 I never really imagined what a woman for me 12 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:24,424 would look like... 13 00:00:24,491 --> 00:00:26,260 I have an important question to ask you. 14 00:00:26,326 --> 00:00:27,528 Until I met Nikki. 15 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:30,063 Will you accept this ring? 16 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:30,964 - Oh, my God. Are you serious? 17 00:00:31,664 --> 00:00:32,730 {\an7}- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪ 18 00:00:32,730 --> 00:00:34,390 {\an7}♪ Let’s party, get loud ♪ \h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah, buddy! 19 00:00:34,390 --> 00:00:37,060 {\an7}\h\h\h- The Situation is under construction. 20 00:00:37,060 --> 00:00:40,093 {\an7}- This might not have \hbeen the best idea. 21 00:00:40,093 --> 00:00:42,060 {\an7}- We’re so classy now. 22 00:00:42,060 --> 00:00:44,423 {\an7}- On the seventh day, \h\h\h\hit’ll be lit. 23 00:00:44,423 --> 00:00:48,027 {\an7}- Get the frig out of here, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou crazy! 24 00:00:48,027 --> 00:00:48,763 {\an7}- Um, hello? 25 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:54,386 {\an7}- ♪ It’s the mob ♪ 26 00:00:54,386 --> 00:00:55,881 {\an7}♪ Yeah we reppin’ ♪ 27 00:00:55,881 --> 00:00:57,485 {\an7}♪ Yeah we checkin’ ♪ 28 00:00:57,485 --> 00:00:59,452 {\an7}♪ No disrespectin’ ♪ 29 00:00:59,452 --> 00:01:01,551 {\an7}♪ For the squad ♪ 30 00:01:01,551 --> 00:01:03,683 {\an7}♪ By any means necessary ♪ 31 00:01:03,683 --> 00:01:04,815 {\an7}- ♪ Necessary ♪ 32 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:05,749 {\an7}♪ ♪ 33 00:01:05,749 --> 00:01:07,617 {\an7}- ♪ Oh let’s go ♪ 34 00:01:07,617 --> 00:01:09,518 {\an7}- Oh, my goodness. 35 00:01:09,518 --> 00:01:11,650 {\an7}The streets are talking \h\h\h\h\h\hright now, 36 00:01:11,650 --> 00:01:13,683 {\an7}and I’m not even sure \h\h\h\h\hthat Chris 37 00:01:13,683 --> 00:01:14,683 {\an7}and Angeliners are together. 38 00:01:14,683 --> 00:01:18,386 {\an7}I’ve tried to call, but she had \h\h\hreally ghosted the squad. 39 00:01:18,386 --> 00:01:19,782 {\an7}\h\h\h\hI don’t know. I tried to reach out. 40 00:01:19,782 --> 00:01:20,617 {\an7}She didn’t answer me. 41 00:01:20,617 --> 00:01:22,112 {\an7}- I’m sure this girl \his probably going 42 00:01:22,112 --> 00:01:22,980 {\an7}through her [bleep]. 43 00:01:22,980 --> 00:01:24,716 {\an7}- Have you spoken to her? \h\h\h\h\hWhat’s going on? 44 00:01:24,716 --> 00:01:25,947 {\an7}I haven’t spoken to her. 45 00:01:25,947 --> 00:01:27,518 {\an7}- Yeah, no, not today. 46 00:01:27,518 --> 00:01:30,145 {\an7}\h\h- This call for The Investigation. 47 00:01:30,145 --> 00:01:31,145 {\an7}[siren wailing] 48 00:01:31,145 --> 00:01:33,112 {\an7}[radio chatter] 49 00:01:33,112 --> 00:01:36,145 {\an7}[dramatic music] 50 00:01:36,145 --> 00:01:38,452 {\an7}♪ ♪ 51 00:01:40,046 --> 00:01:42,518 {\an7}There. \hOkay. 52 00:01:45,310 --> 00:01:48,551 {\an7}I wonder where my pointer \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\his at. 53 00:01:48,551 --> 00:01:49,353 {\an7}- Hey. \h- Hi. 54 00:01:49,353 --> 00:01:50,584 {\an7}- What’s going on? \h\h- How are you? 55 00:01:50,584 --> 00:01:51,848 {\an7}- I’m good. How are you? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Good. 56 00:01:51,848 --> 00:01:52,650 {\an7}- Now we’re moving. 57 00:01:52,650 --> 00:01:53,881 {\an7}- Where’s Mike? \h- Oh, my God. 58 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:55,947 {\an7}You don’t even wanna know \hwhat this guy’s doing. 59 00:01:55,947 --> 00:01:58,112 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Yes, I see what’s happening here. 60 00:01:58,112 --> 00:01:59,584 {\an7}- He’s down in the basement. 61 00:01:59,584 --> 00:02:01,353 {\an7}- We’re motoring right now. 62 00:02:04,617 --> 00:02:06,749 {\an7}\hOh, we have guests. - You have a visitor. 63 00:02:06,749 --> 00:02:08,013 {\an7}- Oh, what do you Hannibal Lecter? 64 00:02:08,013 --> 00:02:11,485 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No. - What’s going on over here? 65 00:02:11,485 --> 00:02:14,881 {\an7}- Actually, my new name \his The Investigation. 66 00:02:14,881 --> 00:02:17,617 {\an7}Angeliners has been MIA. 67 00:02:17,617 --> 00:02:18,145 {\an7}- Right. 68 00:02:18,145 --> 00:02:19,551 {\an7}\h\h\h- And I’m starting to put together the scenario. 69 00:02:19,551 --> 00:02:24,386 {\an7}\h- Mike has been locked up in his basement like an FBI agent. 70 00:02:24,386 --> 00:02:25,980 {\an7}- I have thumbtacks. 71 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:27,112 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Okay. - I have post-its. 72 00:02:27,112 --> 00:02:30,178 {\an7}\h\h- It looks like literally the hunt for Osama bin Ladin. 73 00:02:30,178 --> 00:02:34,386 {\an7}\hYou’re trying to solve, like, what is happening with Angelina 74 00:02:34,386 --> 00:02:35,914 {\an7}and Chris’ marriage? 75 00:02:35,914 --> 00:02:36,617 {\an7}- Pretty much. 76 00:02:36,617 --> 00:02:38,881 {\an7}And you made this FBI board. \h\h\h\hAre you bored, dude? 77 00:02:38,881 --> 00:02:40,419 {\an7}Like, you got other [bleep] \h\h\h\h\hgoing on? Like... 78 00:02:40,419 --> 00:02:42,112 {\an7}- Listen, technically... \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Are okay? 79 00:02:42,112 --> 00:02:43,277 {\an7}\h\h- Technically, I’m a truth seeker. 80 00:02:43,277 --> 00:02:44,518 {\an7}\h\h\h- Are you okay? - I’m a truth seeker. 81 00:02:44,518 --> 00:02:46,310 {\an7}And I’m gonna need your help \h\h\h\hwith the board here. 82 00:02:46,310 --> 00:02:49,310 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hYou’re an expert when it comes to Angeliners. 83 00:02:49,310 --> 00:02:51,848 {\an7}\h\h- No, I’m really not. - I need you, my brother. 84 00:02:51,848 --> 00:02:53,178 {\an7}- Vinny has got a good mind. 85 00:02:53,178 --> 00:02:54,310 {\an7}- You’re missing \hsomething here. 86 00:02:54,310 --> 00:02:55,815 {\an7}There was a major... \h- The speech, yes. 87 00:02:55,815 --> 00:02:56,485 {\an7}- Happened here. 88 00:02:56,485 --> 00:02:59,244 {\an7}- He’ll be able to put a lot of these pieces 89 00:02:59,244 --> 00:03:00,848 {\an7}of the puzzle together. 90 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:03,551 {\an7}- New butt was before \h\h\h\hwedding redo. 91 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,617 {\an7}- Vinny right now is Watson... 92 00:03:05,617 --> 00:03:07,749 {\an7}\h- But where’s the common denominator? 93 00:03:07,749 --> 00:03:08,848 {\an7}- To my Sherlock Holmes. 94 00:03:08,848 --> 00:03:14,485 {\an7}\h\hOh, my God. I just made up a new name, Shore-lock Holmes. 95 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:18,617 {\an7}\h\h\h- They tried to keep up the facade towards Christmas 96 00:03:18,617 --> 00:03:21,518 {\an7}\hand New Year’s with a gift post, 97 00:03:21,518 --> 00:03:23,947 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbut then she contradicted herself. 98 00:03:23,947 --> 00:03:25,716 {\an7}January 9th she said that, 99 00:03:25,716 --> 00:03:28,617 {\an7}"It’s been only nine days \h\h\hinto the new year, 100 00:03:28,617 --> 00:03:30,386 {\an7}and I’ve already learned \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\ha lot." 101 00:03:30,386 --> 00:03:31,782 {\an7}\h\h\h\hOn to bigger and better things." 102 00:03:31,782 --> 00:03:34,353 {\an7}\h\hWhat is not bigger, and what is not better? 103 00:03:34,353 --> 00:03:36,112 {\an7}- Chris’ [bleep]. \h\h\h- Maybe so. 104 00:03:36,112 --> 00:03:37,914 {\an7}\h\h\h\h- Yeah. - Okay, well... 105 00:03:37,914 --> 00:03:38,584 {\an7}- Damn, bro. 106 00:03:38,584 --> 00:03:41,485 {\an7}\h\h\hAt one time the IRS was doing this about you. 107 00:03:41,485 --> 00:03:44,650 {\an7}- Most likely, most likely. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYes. Yeah. 108 00:03:44,650 --> 00:03:46,277 {\an7}- ♪ [indistinct] ♪ 109 00:03:46,277 --> 00:03:47,815 {\an7}♪ Hot tamale ♪ 110 00:03:47,815 --> 00:03:48,716 {\an7}♪ ♪ 111 00:03:48,716 --> 00:03:52,046 {\an7}- Oh hi, beautiful. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hi. 112 00:03:52,046 --> 00:03:53,914 {\an7}- So what do I owe \h\hthis pleasure? 113 00:03:53,914 --> 00:03:57,211 {\an7}- I decided to call you, \h\h\h\h\h\h\hbecause... 114 00:03:57,211 --> 00:03:59,518 {\an7}I had a little tea for you. 115 00:03:59,518 --> 00:04:01,211 {\an7}- Ooh, I love tea. 116 00:04:01,211 --> 00:04:03,683 {\an7}- I know you do. \h\h- [laughs] 117 00:04:03,683 --> 00:04:04,815 {\an7}Angelina. - I know. 118 00:04:04,815 --> 00:04:07,683 {\an7}- You know how her social media was like, you know, 119 00:04:07,683 --> 00:04:09,749 {\an7}\hChris was starting to follow all of us. 120 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:14,386 {\an7}And then, like, she was, like, \h\h\h\h\h\hstop posting him. 121 00:04:14,386 --> 00:04:16,013 {\an7}I saw... 122 00:04:16,013 --> 00:04:18,881 {\an7}So it’s, like, we all know \h\h\h\hthere’s a reason. 123 00:04:18,881 --> 00:04:19,485 {\an7}- Yeah. 124 00:04:19,485 --> 00:04:21,551 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- She’s in a very similar situation as I was in 125 00:04:21,551 --> 00:04:25,211 {\an7}dealing with somebody that is \h\hso angry on the other side 126 00:04:25,211 --> 00:04:27,310 {\an7}\h\h\hand so bitter. Believe me, I know. 127 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:30,013 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hOh, my God, this sounds familiar. 128 00:04:30,013 --> 00:04:32,244 {\an7}- Literally, I was like, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Oh, God." 129 00:04:32,244 --> 00:04:33,277 {\an7}- It hasn’t even been a year. 130 00:04:33,277 --> 00:04:36,518 {\an7}\h\hLike, they always fight, and she belittles him a lot. 131 00:04:36,518 --> 00:04:38,277 {\an7}And then he, like, \h\hbelittles her. 132 00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:39,749 {\an7}But I honestly always thought 133 00:04:39,749 --> 00:04:41,310 {\an7}\h\hthat was just their relationship 134 00:04:41,310 --> 00:04:42,617 {\an7}and they were perfect \h\h\hfor each other, 135 00:04:42,617 --> 00:04:46,353 {\an7}\h\h’cause it worked out, But I guess I was wrong. 136 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:47,848 {\an7}And you know what’s sad? 137 00:04:47,848 --> 00:04:49,112 {\an7}Like, besides us, like, 138 00:04:49,112 --> 00:04:51,277 {\an7}I feel like the girl doesn’t have anybody, 139 00:04:51,277 --> 00:04:53,145 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hlike, you know, to, like, give her advice. 140 00:04:53,145 --> 00:04:53,947 {\an7}- [indistinct]. 141 00:04:53,947 --> 00:04:55,452 {\an7}That’s why we’re so close \h\h\h\h\h\h\has a family, 142 00:04:55,452 --> 00:04:57,211 {\an7}because we’ve both been through the same things. 143 00:04:57,211 --> 00:05:00,178 {\an7}\h\h\h\h- I don’t know what she’s going to do. 144 00:05:00,178 --> 00:05:01,386 {\an7}[melancholy music] 145 00:05:01,386 --> 00:05:03,386 {\an7}- ♪ Caught in a trance ♪ 146 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,947 {\an7}♪ But know that we belong ♪ 147 00:05:05,947 --> 00:05:09,244 {\an7}- You are my best friend. 148 00:05:09,244 --> 00:05:10,013 {\an7}You have my heart. 149 00:05:10,013 --> 00:05:12,353 {\an7}\h\h\hLast year with Nikki, it’s meant the world to me. 150 00:05:12,353 --> 00:05:14,782 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hI realized that she was the one, 151 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:16,716 {\an7}and sometimes you just \h\hcan’t look for it. 152 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:18,848 {\an7}It’s supposed to happen. And that’s what happened. 153 00:05:18,848 --> 00:05:22,145 {\an7}I’ve an important question \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto ask you. 154 00:05:22,145 --> 00:05:25,881 {\an7}Will you... - [laughs] 155 00:05:25,881 --> 00:05:28,650 {\an7}- Accept this ring code? 156 00:05:28,650 --> 00:05:32,178 {\an7}- [laughs] 157 00:05:32,178 --> 00:05:34,617 {\an7}What is...what is this? 158 00:05:34,617 --> 00:05:36,815 {\an7}- The code to my ring \h\hsecurity camera. 159 00:05:36,815 --> 00:05:39,452 {\an7}\h\h- I’m crying. - Is that a yes? 160 00:05:39,452 --> 00:05:41,386 {\an7}\h\h\h\h- Yes. - She said yes! 161 00:05:41,386 --> 00:05:43,584 {\an7}- ♪ Yeah ♪ 162 00:05:43,584 --> 00:05:44,584 {\an7}[laughter] 163 00:05:44,584 --> 00:05:45,485 {\an7}- You’re so stupid. 164 00:05:45,485 --> 00:05:47,551 {\an7}- [indistinct], is that a yes? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yes. 165 00:05:47,551 --> 00:05:49,046 {\an7}\h- Yeah. [laughs] 166 00:05:49,046 --> 00:05:51,386 {\an7}\h\h\hYou know what it means to have the ring code buzzer? 167 00:05:51,386 --> 00:05:53,650 {\an7}\h\hYou get to see everybody that comes to the front door. 168 00:05:53,650 --> 00:05:54,244 {\an7}- Okay. 169 00:05:54,244 --> 00:05:55,716 {\an7}- I’m really looking forward \h\h\hto a future with Nikki, 170 00:05:55,716 --> 00:05:56,782 {\an7}because she laughs at my jokes. 171 00:05:56,782 --> 00:05:58,881 {\an7}If you girl could actually \h\h\h\h\h\hlaugh at this, 172 00:05:58,881 --> 00:05:59,683 {\an7}that’s a good sign. 173 00:05:59,683 --> 00:06:03,452 {\an7}\hGiving a girl a ring code is a huge step in a relationship. 174 00:06:03,452 --> 00:06:07,683 {\an7}\h\hNow she sees the world how I see it, through my doorbell. 175 00:06:07,683 --> 00:06:10,211 {\an7}[laughter] 176 00:06:10,211 --> 00:06:14,419 {\an7}- I’ll keep it right here. \h\h\h\h\h- That’s serious. 177 00:06:14,419 --> 00:06:15,848 {\an7}\h\h\hWhew, I was so nervous I’ve never done that before. 178 00:06:15,848 --> 00:06:18,914 {\an7}- You’re so stupid. - I was so nervous. 179 00:06:18,914 --> 00:06:20,551 {\an7}Ahh, come with me. 180 00:06:20,551 --> 00:06:22,683 {\an7}\h- Ahh! [laughs] 181 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:24,013 {\an7}Babe. 182 00:06:24,013 --> 00:06:25,947 {\an7}- Let’s go celebrate \h\h\h\hthe real way. 183 00:06:25,947 --> 00:06:26,584 {\an7}- Okay. 184 00:06:26,584 --> 00:06:27,815 {\an7}- ♪ I don’t even know ♪ 185 00:06:27,815 --> 00:06:31,079 {\an7}\h\h\h♪ I don’t even know whose party to run with ♪ 186 00:06:31,079 --> 00:06:32,683 {\an7}♪ I didn’t even go ♪ \h\h\h\h\h\h- ♪ No ♪ 187 00:06:32,683 --> 00:06:34,112 {\an7}- ♪ ’Cause I’ve been \h\h\h[indistinct] ♪ 188 00:06:34,112 --> 00:06:35,782 {\an7}\h\h\h\h♪ In the sun and the moonlight ♪ 189 00:06:35,782 --> 00:06:37,112 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Hello. - Hey, it’s Jenni. 190 00:06:37,112 --> 00:06:39,617 {\an7}\hAngelina called me earlier today with-- 191 00:06:39,617 --> 00:06:41,452 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hwe’ve been going off the rails. 192 00:06:41,452 --> 00:06:43,815 {\an7}\h\h\h\hI could, like, barely understand her. 193 00:06:43,815 --> 00:06:44,716 {\an7}Something about Chris. 194 00:06:44,716 --> 00:06:46,551 {\an7}- What’s happened now? \h\h- That’s the thing. 195 00:06:46,551 --> 00:06:48,617 {\an7}Like, I couldn’t get \ha straight answer, 196 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:50,244 {\an7}and now she’s not answering. 197 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:53,013 {\an7}And I’m stuck doing \h\h\hhomeschooling, 198 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:54,650 {\an7}so I was wondering \hif you would be 199 00:06:54,650 --> 00:06:59,013 {\an7}\h\hthe best neighbor ever and just check up on her. 200 00:06:59,013 --> 00:07:00,683 {\an7}[dramatic music] 201 00:07:00,683 --> 00:07:03,386 {\an7}\h\h\h\h- Duty calls. I will go over there. 202 00:07:03,386 --> 00:07:04,244 {\an7}- Okay. - Yeah. 203 00:07:04,244 --> 00:07:06,650 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hAngeliner is really going through a lot right now. 204 00:07:06,650 --> 00:07:07,815 {\an7}All right. Love you, neighbor. 205 00:07:07,815 --> 00:07:08,947 {\an7}- Okay, love you too. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Bye. 206 00:07:08,947 --> 00:07:12,617 {\an7}\h\hI’m always there to support every single one of the squad. 207 00:07:12,617 --> 00:07:14,716 {\an7}\h\hIt’s happening. Duty calls, honey. 208 00:07:14,716 --> 00:07:17,244 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWe’re just like a really big family all of us. 209 00:07:17,244 --> 00:07:18,079 {\an7}We are behind her. 210 00:07:18,079 --> 00:07:20,485 {\an7}- Daddy’s handling businesses. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI love you. 211 00:07:20,485 --> 00:07:22,947 {\an7}- I love you too. Bye, honey. 212 00:07:22,947 --> 00:07:26,079 {\an7}[melancholy music] 213 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:29,178 {\an7}♪ ♪ 214 00:07:29,178 --> 00:07:33,046 {\an7}- ♪ The shade you throw ♪ 215 00:07:33,046 --> 00:07:37,980 {\an7}♪ Makes you look weak ♪ 216 00:07:37,980 --> 00:07:42,178 {\an7}\h♪ It’s gonna take your [indistinct] ♪ 217 00:07:42,178 --> 00:07:46,947 {\an7}♪ If it’s all your speak ♪ 218 00:07:46,947 --> 00:07:48,584 {\an7}- What’s happening? Hey. \h\h\h- Hey. How are you? 219 00:07:48,584 --> 00:07:50,452 {\an7}- How are you? Good to see you. \h\h\h\h\h\h\hChilly out there. 220 00:07:50,452 --> 00:07:51,518 {\an7}- What a disaster. 221 00:07:51,518 --> 00:07:52,782 {\an7}- What do you mean? - A lot’s going on. 222 00:07:52,782 --> 00:07:54,617 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I just got here and there’s a disaster already. 223 00:07:54,617 --> 00:07:57,914 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Literally, I have to take all this down 224 00:07:57,914 --> 00:07:59,013 {\an7}and mad [bleep] going on. 225 00:07:59,013 --> 00:08:00,310 {\an7}- All right, all right, \h\hall right, first-- 226 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:01,452 {\an7}first things first-- \h\h- Let me--first, 227 00:08:01,452 --> 00:08:02,848 {\an7}\h\hlet me take your jacket. - Yeah, let’s take the coat. 228 00:08:02,848 --> 00:08:04,310 {\an7}- Let me take your jacket. - Let’s put the coat away. 229 00:08:04,310 --> 00:08:05,419 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hAll right, let’s go from there. 230 00:08:05,419 --> 00:08:07,815 {\an7}Angelina is all over \h\h\h\h\hthe place, 231 00:08:07,815 --> 00:08:09,211 {\an7}but being so focused, 232 00:08:09,211 --> 00:08:11,386 {\an7}\hyou cannot get nothing past me. 233 00:08:11,386 --> 00:08:14,145 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt looks like you’re taking down the tree. 234 00:08:14,145 --> 00:08:15,980 {\an7}- Yeah, alone. \h\h\h- Alone? 235 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:18,716 {\an7}The Investigation \his in session. 236 00:08:18,716 --> 00:08:20,683 {\an7}[dramatic music] 237 00:08:20,683 --> 00:08:25,749 {\an7}\h\h\h- I come home one day, and Chris’ stocking was gone. 238 00:08:25,749 --> 00:08:26,650 {\an7}- Stop it. 239 00:08:26,650 --> 00:08:30,485 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No. - Chris moved out. 240 00:08:30,485 --> 00:08:33,386 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah, like, almost three weeks ago now. 241 00:08:33,386 --> 00:08:35,683 {\an7}- Stop it. \h- Mm-mm. 242 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:39,046 {\an7}- Really? \h- Yep. 243 00:08:39,046 --> 00:08:41,277 {\an7}I’m, like, in this house alone. 244 00:08:41,277 --> 00:08:43,551 {\an7}- I can only imagine how stressful it is. 245 00:08:43,551 --> 00:08:44,914 {\an7}- I’m having a [bleep] nervous breakdown here. 246 00:08:44,914 --> 00:08:46,947 {\an7}That’s just, like, something \hthat I don’t think anybody 247 00:08:46,947 --> 00:08:49,848 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hshould go through in their life, like, nobody. 248 00:08:49,848 --> 00:08:53,013 {\an7}\h\h- It’s Mike’s, like, five-year soberversary. 249 00:08:53,013 --> 00:08:54,947 {\an7}I wanted to see if we could do, 250 00:08:54,947 --> 00:08:55,848 {\an7}like, how family Zoom. 251 00:08:55,848 --> 00:08:59,112 {\an7}- I’d love to try and think \h\h\hof something else too. 252 00:08:59,112 --> 00:09:02,211 {\an7}- Mike, happy five years. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Whoo! 253 00:09:02,211 --> 00:09:05,013 {\an7}- Happy soberversary! 254 00:09:05,013 --> 00:09:06,244 {\an7}- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. \h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, my God. 255 00:09:06,244 --> 00:09:07,683 {\an7}I’m gonna [bleep] my pants. 256 00:09:07,683 --> 00:09:12,178 {\an7}all: Ohh! 257 00:09:13,144 --> 00:09:15,408 {\an7}[dramatic music] 258 00:09:15,408 --> 00:09:17,682 {\an7}- Ronnie went Instagram \hofficial with Saffire. 259 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,781 {\an7}And that’s why I’m going \h\h\h\hto prank his ass. 260 00:09:19,781 --> 00:09:20,715 {\an7}- [laughs] 261 00:09:20,715 --> 00:09:21,682 {\an7}[phone rings] 262 00:09:21,682 --> 00:09:23,880 {\an7}- [indistinct] Ronnie. 263 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:26,243 {\an7}[laughs] 264 00:09:27,616 --> 00:09:30,715 {\an7}\h\h\h\h- Every surface got to be disinfected. 265 00:09:30,715 --> 00:09:31,517 {\an7}No one thinks about 266 00:09:31,517 --> 00:09:33,649 {\an7}\h\h\hall the stuff that’s on the bottom of our feet. 267 00:09:33,649 --> 00:09:36,243 {\an7}This was a very special gift \h\h\h\h\h\h\hfrom Angelina. 268 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,243 {\an7}\h\h\hI want to show what Angelina got me, 269 00:09:38,243 --> 00:09:39,715 {\an7}but the kids have to leave. 270 00:09:39,715 --> 00:09:41,781 {\an7}- I knew you loved it. 271 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:45,616 {\an7}- Oh, my gosh. \h- Wait, what? 272 00:09:45,616 --> 00:09:47,814 {\an7}- My new best friend 273 00:09:47,814 --> 00:09:49,210 {\an7}[phone rings] 274 00:09:49,210 --> 00:09:51,880 {\an7}- [indistinct] lasagna. 275 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:52,979 {\an7}[laughs] 276 00:09:52,979 --> 00:09:56,517 {\an7}\h\h\h\h- Killing COVID one [bleep] at a time. 277 00:09:56,517 --> 00:09:57,781 {\an7}- [indistinct] Ronnie. 278 00:09:57,781 --> 00:10:00,243 {\an7}\h[laughs] Very funny. 279 00:10:00,243 --> 00:10:02,913 {\an7}- Oh, I thought I had one kid. 280 00:10:02,913 --> 00:10:05,682 {\an7}Apparently have two. \h\h\h\h\h\hAmazing. 281 00:10:05,682 --> 00:10:08,748 {\an7}[upbeat music] 282 00:10:08,748 --> 00:10:12,276 {\an7}♪ ♪ 283 00:10:12,276 --> 00:10:14,078 {\an7}- Wait a second. Chris moved out? 284 00:10:14,078 --> 00:10:16,979 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah, like, almost three weeks ago now. 285 00:10:16,979 --> 00:10:18,441 {\an7}- Stop it. \h- Mm-mm. 286 00:10:18,441 --> 00:10:19,243 {\an7}- Really? \h- Yep. 287 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:23,078 {\an7}\h\hWe got into a fight, and he moved in with his mother, 288 00:10:23,078 --> 00:10:24,177 {\an7}and it’s been a few weeks now. 289 00:10:24,177 --> 00:10:26,210 {\an7}\hFirst and foremost, I’m sorry that you’re going through this. 290 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:30,342 {\an7}\h- Thank you. Chris leaving and taking down his stocking, 291 00:10:30,342 --> 00:10:33,847 {\an7}ripping up "Merry Christmas \h\h\h\h\hto my wife" card, 292 00:10:33,847 --> 00:10:35,814 {\an7}\hhe wanted me to see that card ripped up. 293 00:10:35,814 --> 00:10:38,243 {\an7}Chris wanted me to see \hthat stocking gone. 294 00:10:38,243 --> 00:10:40,342 {\an7}Chris wanted me to see \hall his clothes gone. 295 00:10:40,342 --> 00:10:43,814 {\an7}I mean, for him to do that \h\h\h\hto me over a fight 296 00:10:43,814 --> 00:10:48,144 {\an7}just is not fair, you know? 297 00:10:48,144 --> 00:10:49,847 {\an7}- I thought you guys \hwere doing therapy. 298 00:10:49,847 --> 00:10:51,342 {\an7}- So I asked him to go to therapy, 299 00:10:51,342 --> 00:10:55,748 {\an7}\h\h\h\hand his response to me was always, "You need therapy." 300 00:10:55,748 --> 00:10:58,012 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, damn. You both should’ve called me, 301 00:10:58,012 --> 00:11:01,144 {\an7}\h\h\hand I would have told you that therapy is a good thing... 302 00:11:01,144 --> 00:11:02,375 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- It’s a win. - For both of you guys. 303 00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:04,177 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yep. - Sometimes you need someone 304 00:11:04,177 --> 00:11:06,210 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto give you different ways of thinking, 305 00:11:06,210 --> 00:11:09,682 {\an7}and that’s a lot of the time \h\h\h\h\hwhat therapy does, 306 00:11:09,682 --> 00:11:10,484 {\an7}which most people don’t, 307 00:11:10,484 --> 00:11:12,880 {\an7}\h\h\h\hyou know, they have a different idea about it. 308 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:17,111 {\an7}\h\hI think on the East Coast, men think that going to therapy 309 00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:19,177 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\his an action of the weak, actually. 310 00:11:19,177 --> 00:11:20,243 {\an7}But therapy can only help. 311 00:11:20,243 --> 00:11:22,748 {\an7}I mean, listen, Tony Soprano \h\h\h\h\h\hwent to therapy. 312 00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:25,880 {\an7}\h\h\h\hBig Daddy Sitch went to therapy; I’m killing the game. 313 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:28,375 {\an7}I don’t wanna be too invasive, 314 00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:31,441 {\an7}but sex life? 315 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,946 {\an7}- We’ve been down this road before. 316 00:11:33,946 --> 00:11:34,913 {\an7}- Non-existent. 317 00:11:34,913 --> 00:11:36,078 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah. - Wow, that’s bad. 318 00:11:36,078 --> 00:11:40,309 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah, also, I had to hire a lawyer. 319 00:11:40,309 --> 00:11:40,946 {\an7}- Stop it. 320 00:11:40,946 --> 00:11:43,441 {\an7}- No, because, you know, [bleep] hitting the fan, 321 00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:46,243 {\an7}\h\h\h\hand I didn’t want to have to hire a lawyer, 322 00:11:46,243 --> 00:11:48,012 {\an7}but I felt like I needed to-- 323 00:11:48,012 --> 00:11:48,847 {\an7}- To protect yourself. 324 00:11:48,847 --> 00:11:52,375 {\an7}- I definitely do feel like sometimes the world crashes 325 00:11:52,375 --> 00:11:54,583 {\an7}down on me a little too much. 326 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:55,342 {\an7}He hired a lawyer. 327 00:11:55,342 --> 00:11:58,078 {\an7}- Ugh, what a mess. \h- He blocked me. 328 00:11:58,078 --> 00:11:58,880 {\an7}He won’t talk to me. 329 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,946 {\an7}- This is a lot to take in. I think we got to sit down. 330 00:12:00,946 --> 00:12:04,111 {\an7}They both have lawyers, \h\hand they’re headed 331 00:12:04,111 --> 00:12:07,649 {\an7}\h\h\hfor divorce right now. This is not a good situation. 332 00:12:07,649 --> 00:12:08,715 {\an7}First of all, you shouldn’t... 333 00:12:08,715 --> 00:12:09,781 {\an7}\h- I don’t know what we’re doing. 334 00:12:09,781 --> 00:12:11,342 {\an7}- Even be in a relationship \h\h\h\h\h\hwhere somebody 335 00:12:11,342 --> 00:12:13,111 {\an7}moves out of the house. 336 00:12:13,111 --> 00:12:13,682 {\an7}- I know. 337 00:12:13,682 --> 00:12:15,847 {\an7}- That is crossing the line, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hnumber one. 338 00:12:15,847 --> 00:12:17,946 {\an7}I mean, I’ve never even slept \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon the couch. 339 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,375 {\an7}- Like, sometimes he would \h\h\h\hsleep on the couch. 340 00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:21,484 {\an7}- You can’t even let things \h\h\h\h\hstray like that, 341 00:12:21,484 --> 00:12:24,814 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hbecause it will go from the couch out the door. 342 00:12:24,814 --> 00:12:26,550 {\an7}- Well, it did. \h\h- Exactly. 343 00:12:26,550 --> 00:12:27,243 {\an7}- So here we are. 344 00:12:27,243 --> 00:12:29,144 {\an7}- You need to also \h\hhave standards 345 00:12:29,144 --> 00:12:31,111 {\an7}for how to be treated. 346 00:12:31,111 --> 00:12:32,781 {\an7}You might have to give him \h\h\h\h\h\h\han ultimatum. 347 00:12:32,781 --> 00:12:35,484 {\an7}\h"This is unacceptable. We’re husband and wife." 348 00:12:35,484 --> 00:12:38,342 {\an7}If you want to work on this, \h\h\h\h\hyou will come home. 349 00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:39,309 {\an7}You need to make a stand, 350 00:12:39,309 --> 00:12:44,682 {\an7}and you need to teach people \h\h\h\h\h\hhow to treat you. 351 00:12:44,682 --> 00:12:46,177 {\an7}Well, we’ll help you \h\hget through this. 352 00:12:46,177 --> 00:12:47,979 {\an7}- I appreciate you, like, \h\h\h\h\h\h\hbeing here, 353 00:12:47,979 --> 00:12:49,814 {\an7}like, it’s terrible. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah. 354 00:12:49,814 --> 00:12:52,550 {\an7}Listen, when you go through \h\hsome tough life events 355 00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:55,045 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlike this, it’s definitely very scary, 356 00:12:55,045 --> 00:12:57,748 {\an7}\h\hbecause I know you can feel alone. 357 00:12:57,748 --> 00:13:02,484 {\an7}\h\h\h\h- I’m, like, in this house alone. 358 00:13:02,484 --> 00:13:04,880 {\an7}\h\hAbandonment issues is a big thing for me 359 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,243 {\an7}considering my father. 360 00:13:07,243 --> 00:13:09,781 {\an7}And I’m, like...oh, my God, \h\h\h\h\hI’m going to cry, 361 00:13:09,781 --> 00:13:13,012 {\an7}’cause my father... 362 00:13:13,012 --> 00:13:16,583 {\an7}so yeah, I get upset, \hbecause my father, 363 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:19,946 {\an7}he, like, abandoned me \h\h\hwhen I was a kid. 364 00:13:19,946 --> 00:13:23,946 {\an7}\h\h\hEven still to this day my father is not in my life. 365 00:13:23,946 --> 00:13:27,309 {\an7}He wasn’t at my wedding. He doesn’t care about me. 366 00:13:27,309 --> 00:13:28,781 {\an7}What [bleep] did I do? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLike-- 367 00:13:28,781 --> 00:13:31,550 {\an7}- No, I know. - So for me, 368 00:13:31,550 --> 00:13:35,748 {\an7}Chris abandoning me is like \hmaking me feel like that. 369 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:43,715 {\an7}[upbeat music] 370 00:13:43,715 --> 00:13:45,682 {\an7}- ♪ Ain’t nothin like \h\h\hhip-hop music ♪ 371 00:13:45,682 --> 00:13:47,979 {\an7}\h\h\h\h♪ You like it ’cause you choose it ♪ 372 00:13:47,979 --> 00:13:49,616 {\an7}- Whoa, you are so good. 373 00:13:49,616 --> 00:13:51,913 {\an7}- ♪ Ain’t nothing like \h\h\hhip-hop music ♪ 374 00:13:51,913 --> 00:13:55,342 {\an7}- Okay, okay. Hi. \h\h\h\h\h\h- Hi. 375 00:13:55,342 --> 00:13:57,847 {\an7}- How are you feeling? \h\h\h\h\h\h- I’m good. 376 00:13:57,847 --> 00:13:59,484 {\an7}- I love spending time \h\h\h\h\hwith Lauren. 377 00:13:59,484 --> 00:14:02,177 {\an7}\h\hI love having a pregnant buddy, 378 00:14:02,177 --> 00:14:04,748 {\an7}and I love girl time. 379 00:14:04,748 --> 00:14:06,814 {\an7}How are you feeling? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Good. 380 00:14:06,814 --> 00:14:08,847 {\an7}- [inaudible] \h\h\h\h- Oh. 381 00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:09,517 {\an7}- [laughs] 382 00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:13,781 {\an7}\h- Are you thanking all the fans for coming out? 383 00:14:13,781 --> 00:14:15,177 {\an7}- Are you ready? 384 00:14:15,177 --> 00:14:17,748 {\an7}- Are you ready? Are you ready.... 385 00:14:17,748 --> 00:14:19,243 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I am. - For the silence to be gone? 386 00:14:19,243 --> 00:14:22,441 {\an7}- I can’t wait to meet him and see who he looks like. 387 00:14:22,441 --> 00:14:25,682 {\an7}I feel like you have the same \h\h\hpregnancy I did with T. 388 00:14:25,682 --> 00:14:28,979 {\an7}- How long were you \hin delivery for? 389 00:14:28,979 --> 00:14:29,814 {\an7}- In delivery I only-- 390 00:14:29,814 --> 00:14:31,946 {\an7}I only pushed for, like, \h\h40-something minutes. 391 00:14:31,946 --> 00:14:34,144 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh. - I was quick, but my-- 392 00:14:34,144 --> 00:14:37,045 {\an7}\hthe hemorrhoids were terrible at the point that the doctors, 393 00:14:37,045 --> 00:14:39,012 {\an7}they saw them and they said, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h"Okay, listen, 394 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:42,144 {\an7}\h\hif they don’t go down, we might have to cut them." 395 00:14:42,144 --> 00:14:44,583 {\an7}But luckily they went down \h\h\h\h\h\h\hby themself. 396 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:45,913 {\an7}I couldn’t even sit. 397 00:14:45,913 --> 00:14:46,616 {\an7}- Oh, my God. 398 00:14:46,616 --> 00:14:48,583 {\an7}- Yeah, my hemorrhoids \h\h\h\hwere terrible. 399 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:52,781 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, lovely. - All right, never mind. 400 00:14:52,781 --> 00:14:55,946 {\an7}- Oh, I am just so happy \h\hfor Mike and Lauren. 401 00:14:55,946 --> 00:14:58,309 {\an7}Every time I think about it, \h\h\h\hI just get choked up 402 00:14:58,309 --> 00:15:01,243 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hbecause, like, oh, a baby is such a blessing, 403 00:15:01,243 --> 00:15:03,880 {\an7}and they’re going to be \hsuch amazing parents. 404 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:07,814 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hThis year everyone seems like they’re in good-- 405 00:15:07,814 --> 00:15:08,814 {\an7}on a good path. \h\h\h\h- Yeah. 406 00:15:08,814 --> 00:15:10,012 {\an7}\h\h\h- You and Mike are having the baby. 407 00:15:10,012 --> 00:15:14,111 {\an7}\hWe’re having the baby. Pauly and Nikki seem like 408 00:15:14,111 --> 00:15:15,583 {\an7}\hthey’re in, like, such a good place. 409 00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:16,814 {\an7}- And Jenni and Zack, \h\h\hthey are good. 410 00:15:16,814 --> 00:15:19,616 {\an7}- Yeah, they’re in good place. \h\h\h\h\h- They’re doing good. 411 00:15:19,616 --> 00:15:21,913 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hDo you think she’ll get married again? 412 00:15:21,913 --> 00:15:23,781 {\an7}- I don’t think so. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No? 413 00:15:23,781 --> 00:15:28,012 {\an7}\h- I don’t know, but honestly I feel like Angelina and Chris, 414 00:15:28,012 --> 00:15:30,913 {\an7}they seem to be like not okay. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI feel bad. 415 00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:32,781 {\an7}- I feel bad too. Like, that-- 416 00:15:32,781 --> 00:15:35,210 {\an7}\h\h\hnobody wants to go through that. 417 00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:36,748 {\an7}- No, no. 418 00:15:36,748 --> 00:15:39,243 {\an7}\h\h- My stress level is through [bleep] the roof 419 00:15:39,243 --> 00:15:40,210 {\an7}and I think he’s laughing. 420 00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:41,375 {\an7}I think he’s sitting there \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlaughing 421 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,814 {\an7}trying to [bleep] ruin my life, 422 00:15:42,814 --> 00:15:44,441 {\an7}ruin my name, and I don’t know \h\h\h\h\h\h\hwhat he’s doing. 423 00:15:44,441 --> 00:15:46,715 {\an7}I really don’t, but it’s sad; \h\h\h\h\h\hit really is sad. 424 00:15:46,715 --> 00:15:49,880 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hMy whole life I couldn’t trust anybody, 425 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,550 {\an7}so that’s why I was raised \h\h\hto not trust anybody. 426 00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:54,078 {\an7}I mean, do I even wanna \h\h\h\htake him back, 427 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,309 {\an7}’cause he would leave \h\h\h\h\hlike this? 428 00:15:55,309 --> 00:15:57,441 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLike, I don’t even know anymore. 429 00:15:57,441 --> 00:15:58,781 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hAnd then, like, a lot of people are like, 430 00:15:58,781 --> 00:16:00,045 {\an7}"Well, why are you \hthe way you are?" 431 00:16:00,045 --> 00:16:02,517 {\an7}But I think it’s because of that. 432 00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:05,649 {\an7}I do. 433 00:16:05,649 --> 00:16:07,243 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hIt’s like I don’t even know anybody anymore. 434 00:16:07,243 --> 00:16:09,408 {\an7}\h\h\h\hTo me, I thought he was gonna be the greatest husband. 435 00:16:09,408 --> 00:16:14,243 {\an7}\hLike, you know, he was never going to try to do this to me. 436 00:16:14,243 --> 00:16:14,847 {\an7}- Yeah. 437 00:16:14,847 --> 00:16:17,583 {\an7}- ♪ Till death do us part ♪ 438 00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:20,012 {\an7}- Chris, this is what Angelina \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hsaid about you. 439 00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:22,814 {\an7}\h\h\h"Christopher is my best friend." 440 00:16:22,814 --> 00:16:25,078 {\an7}- I was very hesitant \hwith men in my life 441 00:16:25,078 --> 00:16:28,309 {\an7}and choosing guys that were \h\hkind of like my father. 442 00:16:28,309 --> 00:16:29,847 {\an7}Chris is not like my father at all. 443 00:16:29,847 --> 00:16:33,517 {\an7}\h- "He makes me laugh because he’s so goofy." 444 00:16:33,517 --> 00:16:37,243 {\an7}- ♪ I do take you ♪ 445 00:16:37,243 --> 00:16:39,210 {\an7}- It’s my greatest joy \h\h\h\h\h\has a priest 446 00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:41,880 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hto now declare you both husband and wife. 447 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:45,441 {\an7}Chris you may kiss... [cheers and applause] 448 00:16:45,441 --> 00:16:46,913 {\an7}- Holy [bleep]; I’m having \h\h\h\h\ha [bleep] nervous 449 00:16:46,913 --> 00:16:49,012 {\an7}\h\h\h\hbreakdown here. Chris was the first guy 450 00:16:49,012 --> 00:16:52,012 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hin my life that didn’t abandon me 451 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:55,375 {\an7}\h\h\h\hand made me feel like he would never do that to me. 452 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:59,880 {\an7}So for him to do this \h\hto me right now, 453 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:00,946 {\an7}like, that’s just, like, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hsomething 454 00:17:00,946 --> 00:17:02,649 {\an7}that I don’t think anybody \h\h\h\h\hshould go through 455 00:17:02,649 --> 00:17:06,814 {\an7}in their life, like, nobody. 456 00:17:06,814 --> 00:17:08,715 {\an7}- It’s not easy to talk \h\h\habout this stuff. 457 00:17:08,715 --> 00:17:11,342 {\an7}We don’t know what the future’s \h\h\h\h\h\hgoing to look like, 458 00:17:11,342 --> 00:17:13,012 {\an7}but here’s the good news. 459 00:17:13,012 --> 00:17:15,012 {\an7}When one of the family \hmembers in our group 460 00:17:15,012 --> 00:17:16,814 {\an7}\h\h\h\hhas an issue, we all come together. 461 00:17:16,814 --> 00:17:19,781 {\an7}You got a good squad \h\hto help you out. 462 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,572 {\an7}- ♪ You and I together we take a good thing ♪ 463 00:17:29,572 --> 00:17:31,044 {\an7}♪ We make it better ♪ 464 00:17:31,044 --> 00:17:34,473 {\an7}♪ You and I together ♪ 465 00:17:34,473 --> 00:17:35,440 {\an7}- Hi, beautiful. 466 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,275 {\an7}- How are you? \h\h\h- Good. 467 00:17:37,275 --> 00:17:41,176 {\an7}\h\h- So you know it’s Mike’s, like, five-year soberversary. 468 00:17:41,176 --> 00:17:43,110 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yes, weren’t we supposed to do, 469 00:17:43,110 --> 00:17:45,110 {\an7}like, a big party for him? 470 00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:46,902 {\an7}- Yeah, but because of COVID, 471 00:17:46,902 --> 00:17:49,374 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hit’s just-- it’s not in the cards. 472 00:17:49,374 --> 00:17:51,242 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah. - So I wanted to see 473 00:17:51,242 --> 00:17:53,308 {\an7}\h\hif we could do, like, a family Zoom 474 00:17:53,308 --> 00:17:55,539 {\an7}because I know it will mean, \h\h\hlike, the world to him 475 00:17:55,539 --> 00:17:58,836 {\an7}to be able to see you guys and celebrate it with him. 476 00:17:58,836 --> 00:18:00,902 {\an7}\h’Cause it’s such a huge milestone. 477 00:18:00,902 --> 00:18:01,968 {\an7}- Huge. 478 00:18:01,968 --> 00:18:04,242 {\an7}Mike made it five years. 479 00:18:04,242 --> 00:18:08,440 {\an7}\h\hThis is an incredible accomplishment for anyone. 480 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,143 {\an7}It has to be big. 481 00:18:09,143 --> 00:18:11,605 {\an7}\h\h- Can we, like, set off fireworks? 482 00:18:11,605 --> 00:18:13,209 {\an7}- I don’t know how to do that. 483 00:18:13,209 --> 00:18:13,902 {\an7}- Me either. 484 00:18:13,902 --> 00:18:14,869 {\an7}- ♪ Yeah let’s go, uh ♪ 485 00:18:14,869 --> 00:18:17,110 {\an7}♪ I’m proof, I’m progress, \h\h\h\h\h\h\hI’m motion ♪ 486 00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:19,143 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- ♪ Motion ♪ - I’m live, I’m ready ♪ 487 00:18:19,143 --> 00:18:20,638 {\an7}♪ I’m focused ♪ 488 00:18:20,638 --> 00:18:22,836 {\an7}- I’m coming up on five years \h\h\h\h\h\h\hclean and sober. 489 00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:26,572 {\an7}\hI work in multiple rehabs to speak and to help others 490 00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,506 {\an7}that are also struggling \h\h\h\hfrom addiction. 491 00:18:28,506 --> 00:18:32,275 {\an7}\h\hI believe that my story is a very celebrated story 492 00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:35,209 {\an7}that people can refer to that \h\h\h\h\hif Mike can do it, 493 00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:36,605 {\an7}then I can too, \hand that’s-- 494 00:18:36,605 --> 00:18:37,671 {\an7}\hthat’s the most important thing. 495 00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:39,803 {\an7}- So thank you so much \hfor joining us today. 496 00:18:39,803 --> 00:18:41,275 {\an7}- Thank you so much \hfor inviting me. 497 00:18:41,275 --> 00:18:43,803 {\an7}\h\h\h\h- Of course. - I wear my sobriety 498 00:18:43,803 --> 00:18:45,473 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hon my chest like a badge of honor, 499 00:18:45,473 --> 00:18:48,539 {\an7}because anyone that knows \hanything about sobriety, 500 00:18:48,539 --> 00:18:49,968 {\an7}we are warriors, you know. 501 00:18:49,968 --> 00:18:51,803 {\an7}\h\h\hIt’s not easy to walk on that road 502 00:18:51,803 --> 00:18:53,968 {\an7}that is less traveled, \hbut it’s so worth it. 503 00:18:53,968 --> 00:18:56,077 {\an7}The best view will come from the hardest time. 504 00:18:56,077 --> 00:18:58,572 {\an7}\h\hAnd don’t ever forget that, guys. 505 00:18:58,572 --> 00:18:59,407 {\an7}- The Zoom is perfect, 506 00:18:59,407 --> 00:19:02,242 {\an7}but I’d love to try and think \h\h\hof something else too. 507 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,209 {\an7}- I know. Me too. - I love hearing 508 00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:08,110 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hhow excited Jenni is to make this special for Mike. 509 00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:10,176 {\an7}\h\h\h- I will put my thinking cap on. 510 00:19:10,176 --> 00:19:10,836 {\an7}- All right. 511 00:19:10,836 --> 00:19:12,770 {\an7}His relationship with Jenni \h\h\h\h\hwent from nothing 512 00:19:12,770 --> 00:19:16,044 {\an7}\h\h\hto such a close sibling relationship. 513 00:19:16,044 --> 00:19:19,341 {\an7}\hHe really rebuilt every relationship in his life. 514 00:19:19,341 --> 00:19:21,011 {\an7}\h- Bye. - Bye. 515 00:19:21,011 --> 00:19:22,242 {\an7}- Since we are not going 516 00:19:22,242 --> 00:19:25,077 {\an7}\hto be able to see you on the official day... 517 00:19:25,077 --> 00:19:27,638 {\an7}- Oh my gosh, stop. - We decided to... 518 00:19:27,638 --> 00:19:30,110 {\an7}- Stop it. Stop it. - To get you this. 519 00:19:30,110 --> 00:19:31,935 {\an7}- Stop it. Oh, my God. 520 00:19:31,935 --> 00:19:35,638 {\an7}- Congratulations, Mike, \h\hon five years sober. 521 00:19:35,638 --> 00:19:37,473 {\an7}You know, we just wanna say \h\h\h\h\h\hhere at Banyan 522 00:19:37,473 --> 00:19:40,143 {\an7}\h\hand myself personally, we are so proud of the work 523 00:19:40,143 --> 00:19:42,242 {\an7}that you’ve been doing and \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou know, 524 00:19:42,242 --> 00:19:44,737 {\an7}\h\h\h\hthe fact that you share your story the way that you do. 525 00:19:44,737 --> 00:19:47,110 {\an7}You’ve helped thousands \h\h\h\h\h\h\hof people 526 00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:48,275 {\an7}find their path to recovery. 527 00:19:48,275 --> 00:19:50,374 {\an7}\h\h\hYou really are such an inspiration. 528 00:19:50,374 --> 00:19:51,704 {\an7}We just thank you so much, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hso... 529 00:19:51,704 --> 00:19:54,902 {\an7}- Thank you so much. \h\h\h\h\hThank you. 530 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:55,902 {\an7}[cheers and applause] 531 00:19:55,902 --> 00:19:57,077 {\an7}My five years clean and sober 532 00:19:57,077 --> 00:20:01,440 {\an7}\h\h\hit’s a monster milestone in my community and in general. 533 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:04,374 {\an7}- Come on in. - Oh, my God. 534 00:20:04,374 --> 00:20:05,374 {\an7}This is just an amazing day. 535 00:20:05,374 --> 00:20:08,572 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hThis is what happens when you turn one day at a time 536 00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:11,803 {\an7}\hto one week at a time to one month at a time 537 00:20:11,803 --> 00:20:15,473 {\an7}to one year at a time to now \hfive years clean and sober. 538 00:20:15,473 --> 00:20:17,869 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAll right. Here’s the five years, guys. 539 00:20:17,869 --> 00:20:21,968 {\an7}Love you guys. Peace. 540 00:20:21,968 --> 00:20:23,407 {\an7}- Five years is huge. 541 00:20:23,407 --> 00:20:27,803 {\an7}\h- I did see this one thing, which is, like, super corny. 542 00:20:27,803 --> 00:20:28,539 {\an7}During COVID, 543 00:20:28,539 --> 00:20:31,209 {\an7}you know when the kids were, like, graduating, 544 00:20:31,209 --> 00:20:33,275 {\an7}\h\hthey were putting, like, decorations and, 545 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,473 {\an7}like, painting their cars and, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlike, 546 00:20:34,473 --> 00:20:36,077 {\an7}- And doing dry-bys \h\h\h- Rolling up 547 00:20:36,077 --> 00:20:37,143 {\an7}and doing drive-bys? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah. 548 00:20:37,143 --> 00:20:38,803 {\an7}\h\hI wonder if I could get the roommates to do, like, 549 00:20:38,803 --> 00:20:41,704 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\ha drive-by, but, like, a hardcore one. 550 00:20:41,704 --> 00:20:42,638 {\an7}- And decorate a little bit. 551 00:20:42,638 --> 00:20:44,704 {\an7}- No, like, not a little bit, \h\h\h\h\hlike, a lot of bit. 552 00:20:44,704 --> 00:20:46,473 {\an7}- A lot of bit. \h\h\h\h- Hello? 553 00:20:46,473 --> 00:20:48,110 {\an7}- Hi, Dee. \h\h\h- Hi. 554 00:20:48,110 --> 00:20:51,407 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hi, Vinny. - Is this is an accident? 555 00:20:51,407 --> 00:20:52,308 {\an7}- [laughs] 556 00:20:52,308 --> 00:20:54,209 {\an7}- Because you’re on \h\hthe West Coast, 557 00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:55,011 {\an7}I know you can’t travel, 558 00:20:55,011 --> 00:20:59,143 {\an7}but I was wondering if you’d be \h\hopen to sending me a video. 559 00:20:59,143 --> 00:21:00,605 {\an7}- Absolutely. I would love to. 560 00:21:00,605 --> 00:21:05,308 {\an7}- We are doing this sober, \h\h\hlike, drive-by party 561 00:21:05,308 --> 00:21:07,308 {\an7}for Mike’s five-year. 562 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,539 {\an7}- It sucks that we can’t \h\h\h\h\h\h\hbe there. 563 00:21:08,539 --> 00:21:10,275 {\an7}I definitely want to be there, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou know. 564 00:21:10,275 --> 00:21:12,044 {\an7}\h\h- I know. - Oh, my God. 565 00:21:12,044 --> 00:21:13,011 {\an7}I would frickin’ love it. 566 00:21:13,011 --> 00:21:17,671 {\an7}- For this monumental moment, \h\h\hI’ll definitely partake. 567 00:21:17,671 --> 00:21:21,176 {\an7}- This is a super long shot, but I’m going to call Nicole 568 00:21:21,176 --> 00:21:25,770 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hand invite Nicole to the soberversary parade, 569 00:21:25,770 --> 00:21:29,341 {\an7}\h\h\h\heven though I know she most likely won’t come. 570 00:21:29,341 --> 00:21:32,077 {\an7}\h\h\h- Please leave your message for... 571 00:21:32,077 --> 00:21:35,770 {\an7}- ♪ Keep walking, \h\hkeep walking ♪ 572 00:21:35,770 --> 00:21:36,605 {\an7}- Neh! 573 00:21:36,605 --> 00:21:41,671 {\an7}\h- ♪ Don’t run, don’t run away ♪ 574 00:21:46,563 --> 00:21:48,068 {\an7}- ♪ Get, get a grip, \hI can’t get grip ♪ 575 00:21:48,068 --> 00:21:49,530 {\an7}♪ Made a [...] flip ♪ \h\h\h\h\h\h- ♪ Whoo ♪ 576 00:21:49,530 --> 00:21:51,596 {\an7}- Oh, my goodness. \hPauly is calling. 577 00:21:51,596 --> 00:21:53,464 {\an7}Yo, what up, brother? \h\h- Bro, did you see 578 00:21:53,464 --> 00:21:55,969 {\an7}what’s going down right now \h\h\h\h\h\h\hon the ’Gram? 579 00:21:55,969 --> 00:21:57,266 {\an7}- I was over there \h\hthe other day. 580 00:21:57,266 --> 00:22:00,332 {\an7}- She said he moved out, \hlike, three weeks ago. 581 00:22:00,332 --> 00:22:00,903 {\an7}- Oh, no. 582 00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:03,101 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hShe’s like, "To be honest with you, 583 00:22:03,101 --> 00:22:04,200 {\an7}I’m headed for divorce." 584 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,101 {\an7}- Oh, my God, the D word. 585 00:22:06,101 --> 00:22:08,332 {\an7}- There could be a silver \h\h\hlining out of this. 586 00:22:08,332 --> 00:22:09,936 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hKeto Guido is still on the market. 587 00:22:09,936 --> 00:22:11,299 {\an7}\hThere might be a chance for him. 588 00:22:11,299 --> 00:22:14,365 {\an7}- Yeah, he’ll be that guy. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Exactly. 589 00:22:14,365 --> 00:22:15,167 {\an7}[laughs] 590 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:18,398 {\an7}- ♪ Come light it up, \h\h\hI’m a warrior ♪ 591 00:22:18,398 --> 00:22:21,233 {\an7}♪ Boots on the ground, \h\h\hI’m a warrior ♪ 592 00:22:21,233 --> 00:22:25,101 {\an7}♪ Do you feel, do you feel \hthe ground trembling? ♪ 593 00:22:25,101 --> 00:22:26,936 {\an7}♪ This is it, \hthis is it ♪ 594 00:22:26,936 --> 00:22:28,969 {\an7}♪ It’s the reckoning ♪ 595 00:22:28,969 --> 00:22:31,266 {\an7}- Damn, this snow is no joke. 596 00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:32,860 {\an7}It’s freezing. 597 00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:33,827 {\an7}What’s up? 598 00:22:33,827 --> 00:22:35,629 {\an7}- Why are you so done up \h\h\h\h\h\hto work out? 599 00:22:35,629 --> 00:22:37,563 {\an7}- I don’t wanna work out. \h\hI don’t like [bleep]. 600 00:22:37,563 --> 00:22:39,431 {\an7}\h\h\h\h- Well, do you want to get out some aggression? 601 00:22:39,431 --> 00:22:41,563 {\an7}- I mean, is that what \h\hyou do it for or... 602 00:22:41,563 --> 00:22:43,266 {\an7}- Yes, and then drink heavily. 603 00:22:43,266 --> 00:22:46,497 {\an7}\h\h- I don’t think Angelina has actually ever worked out, 604 00:22:46,497 --> 00:22:49,794 {\an7}\h\hbut I do know she’s got built-up anger, and, like, 605 00:22:49,794 --> 00:22:51,365 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hshe’s, like, suppressing some [bleep]. 606 00:22:51,365 --> 00:22:54,794 {\an7}\h\hSo maybe I could get her to box it out a little bit. 607 00:22:54,794 --> 00:22:56,398 {\an7}Whatever makes her feel better. 608 00:22:56,398 --> 00:22:58,233 {\an7}- So what’s going on in life? \h\h\h\h\h\h\hWhere are you? 609 00:22:58,233 --> 00:23:01,936 {\an7}- I’m, like, getting better as, \h\h\h\hlike, the time goes on. 610 00:23:01,936 --> 00:23:03,167 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAt first, I was a frickin’ hot mess. 611 00:23:03,167 --> 00:23:05,596 {\an7}\h\h\h- Are you still angry? ’Cause I know you were angry. 612 00:23:05,596 --> 00:23:07,068 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Um... - So I was gonna say, 613 00:23:07,068 --> 00:23:09,332 {\an7}\h\h\h\hif you’re angry... - I was a little bit angry. 614 00:23:09,332 --> 00:23:11,002 {\an7}Yeah, I go through my things. 615 00:23:11,002 --> 00:23:13,728 {\an7}I go through being angry and then being all right. 616 00:23:13,728 --> 00:23:19,398 {\an7}And then I found out that Chris \h\h\hwent to a bar and he was, 617 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,035 {\an7}\hyou know, hanging out with some [bleep] girl. 618 00:23:22,035 --> 00:23:23,398 {\an7}\h\h\h- Oh, my God. - Can you imagine? 619 00:23:23,398 --> 00:23:25,530 {\an7}It’s, like, well, yeah, \h\h\h\ha 22-year-old, 620 00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:27,299 {\an7}and my guy friend Chuckie \h\h\h\h\h\h\hwas there. 621 00:23:27,299 --> 00:23:29,365 {\an7}You know my best guy \h\h\hfriend Chuckie? 622 00:23:29,365 --> 00:23:29,969 {\an7}- Yeah. 623 00:23:29,969 --> 00:23:32,563 {\an7}- My best friend Chuckie \h\hwound up seeing Chris 624 00:23:32,563 --> 00:23:34,761 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hat the bar with two of his guy friends 625 00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:36,233 {\an7}\h\h\hand two girls over at the table. 626 00:23:36,233 --> 00:23:38,662 {\an7}\hThere was three guys-- three guys and two girls. 627 00:23:38,662 --> 00:23:40,596 {\an7}\h\h\hAnd then they all left together. 628 00:23:40,596 --> 00:23:42,035 {\an7}And then, you know, 629 00:23:42,035 --> 00:23:45,035 {\an7}11 hours and 17 minutes \hin a hotel room, um-- 630 00:23:45,035 --> 00:23:50,629 {\an7}\h\h- How did you clock that? Look at you, just be honest. 631 00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:52,662 {\an7}- Tracked his car. 632 00:23:52,662 --> 00:23:53,969 {\an7}- [laughs] 633 00:23:53,969 --> 00:23:55,233 {\an7}- I’m an investigator. 634 00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:56,629 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- First off, I want to know what GPS 635 00:23:56,629 --> 00:23:58,530 {\an7}\h\h\h\hyou’re using, and how do I get one? 636 00:23:58,530 --> 00:24:00,827 {\an7}\h- I’ll show you the Amazon link. 637 00:24:01,563 --> 00:24:04,068 {\an7}- Oh, yeah. I walked right out \h\h\hwith my girl Stacy, slap, 638 00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:06,794 {\an7}and I walked right away. \h\h\h\hI’m like...doop. 639 00:24:06,794 --> 00:24:10,398 {\an7}- Angelina installed \h\ha tracking system 640 00:24:10,398 --> 00:24:12,903 {\an7}on her husband’s vehicle. 641 00:24:12,903 --> 00:24:15,266 {\an7}Welcome to the world \h\h\h\h\hof divorce. 642 00:24:15,266 --> 00:24:16,431 {\an7}\h\h\h\h- I didn’t even-- - But didn’t he ask you, 643 00:24:16,431 --> 00:24:17,860 {\an7}like, "How [bleep] do you know \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI’m here?" 644 00:24:17,860 --> 00:24:19,794 {\an7}You can’t just say, \h\h"You’re were at 645 00:24:19,794 --> 00:24:21,002 {\an7}a [bleep] hotel [bleep]." 646 00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:24,101 {\an7}- Oh, no. I said that. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Stop. 647 00:24:24,101 --> 00:24:26,563 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah, he said nothing happened in the room. 648 00:24:26,563 --> 00:24:27,365 {\an7}I called the hotel. 649 00:24:27,365 --> 00:24:29,969 {\an7}- You’re like, "Is Christopher \h\h\h\h\h\hLaryngitis there?" 650 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,167 {\an7}\h\h\h\h- Yeah, and like, "We’re not supposed to be 651 00:24:31,167 --> 00:24:33,167 {\an7}"telling you this, but because \hwe’re really, really, really 652 00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:34,002 {\an7}are big fans of yours..." 653 00:24:34,002 --> 00:24:35,629 {\an7}\h- Shut the [bleep] up. - "We’re gonna tell you." 654 00:24:35,629 --> 00:24:39,035 {\an7}\h\h\h- Any guy in a hotel is already assumed guilty. 655 00:24:39,035 --> 00:24:40,167 {\an7}- There’s nothing you can say. 656 00:24:40,167 --> 00:24:43,464 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- ♪ Two bad brahs lookin’ like doin’ all right ♪ 657 00:24:43,464 --> 00:24:46,903 {\an7}♪ Ah baby tell me \h\his all right ♪ 658 00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:49,728 {\an7}♪ My squad [indistinct] ♪ 659 00:24:49,728 --> 00:24:52,233 {\an7}- Hey, look who it is. 660 00:24:52,233 --> 00:24:53,596 {\an7}- What up, buddy? \h- What up, man? 661 00:24:53,596 --> 00:24:54,860 {\an7}\h\h\h- Look at you. - How you doing, man? 662 00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:56,794 {\an7}- Nice to see you, buddy. \h\h\h\h\h\h- Nice hair. 663 00:24:56,794 --> 00:24:57,969 {\an7}\h\h\hWhat’s going on? - There’s so much tea. 664 00:24:57,969 --> 00:24:59,530 {\an7}Do you know what’s going on \hwith Angelina right now? 665 00:24:59,530 --> 00:25:01,662 {\an7}I just came out here \hto drop off Ariana. 666 00:25:01,662 --> 00:25:02,662 {\an7}- You came at the perfect time. 667 00:25:02,662 --> 00:25:04,936 {\an7}You came in the middle \h\h\h\h\h\hof the tea. 668 00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:06,101 {\an7}- Her and Chris got \hdivorced already? 669 00:25:06,101 --> 00:25:08,936 {\an7}- Apparently, he’s been out \h\hof the house for weeks 670 00:25:08,936 --> 00:25:11,728 {\an7}and Mike said, they’re talking \h\h\h\habout D word possibly. 671 00:25:11,728 --> 00:25:15,695 {\an7}Chris also posted "keep moving forward." Whatever, it’s like-- 672 00:25:15,695 --> 00:25:17,167 {\an7}- It’s like little signs. \h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah. Yeah. 673 00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:18,695 {\an7}- And the last, what was it, \h\h\h\h\h\ha couple months, 674 00:25:18,695 --> 00:25:20,068 {\an7}\hthe hamster thing, the hamster tattoo? 675 00:25:20,068 --> 00:25:22,497 {\an7}- Yeah. Camera and a tattoo, \hand he just got a new car. 676 00:25:22,497 --> 00:25:25,563 {\an7}\hChris just posted that he bought a brand-new Cadillac. 677 00:25:25,563 --> 00:25:29,695 {\an7}That’s Guido code for "I am single, ladies. What’s up?" 678 00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:31,101 {\an7}- Did you get that request 679 00:25:31,101 --> 00:25:32,464 {\an7}for the video for Mike? \h\h\h\hDid you do it? 680 00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:34,068 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- No, no, no, let’s do it right now. 681 00:25:34,068 --> 00:25:36,530 {\an7}\h\h\hEven though Ryan and I we can’t be on the East Coast 682 00:25:36,530 --> 00:25:37,497 {\an7}right now for a soberversary, 683 00:25:37,497 --> 00:25:39,936 {\an7}\hJenni has this idea that we should send a video for Mike. 684 00:25:39,936 --> 00:25:41,398 {\an7}\h\h\hMike, my brother, we’re so proud of you. 685 00:25:41,398 --> 00:25:43,936 {\an7}I think that’s a great idea. But I’m about to take it up 686 00:25:43,936 --> 00:25:46,101 {\an7}a notch, and I’m talking \h\h\h\hlarger than life. 687 00:25:46,101 --> 00:25:47,827 {\an7}- Love you, my dude. \h\h- All good, man. 688 00:25:47,827 --> 00:25:48,827 {\an7}We should do this for a living. 689 00:25:48,827 --> 00:25:50,266 {\an7}- ♪ How are you feeling? \h\h\h\h- ♪ Great man ♪ 690 00:25:50,266 --> 00:25:52,398 {\an7}♪ I’m feeling good ♪ 691 00:25:52,398 --> 00:25:53,101 {\an7}- Oh, my God. 692 00:25:53,101 --> 00:25:55,629 {\an7}Is this what you did to Mike \hwhen you [indistinct] him? 693 00:25:55,629 --> 00:25:56,464 {\an7}Like... 694 00:25:56,464 --> 00:25:59,563 {\an7}- Punch. There you go. 695 00:25:59,563 --> 00:26:00,134 {\an7}Yes, see? 696 00:26:00,134 --> 00:26:03,464 {\an7}\h\h\hPicture the girl, 22-year-old in a hotel. 697 00:26:03,464 --> 00:26:04,629 {\an7}- [bleep] blonde. 698 00:26:04,629 --> 00:26:05,563 {\an7}- Pretend it’s Chris’ face. 699 00:26:05,563 --> 00:26:07,629 {\an7}I wish I printed his face. \h\hI wish I printed over-- 700 00:26:07,629 --> 00:26:08,563 {\an7}- My God, can you do that? 701 00:26:08,563 --> 00:26:11,860 {\an7}- I definitely lot of parallels \h\h\h\h\h\h\hand similarities 702 00:26:11,860 --> 00:26:14,563 {\an7}with Angelina’s situation \h\h\h\h\h\h\hand my own. 703 00:26:14,563 --> 00:26:16,497 {\an7}The best thing to say \h\hto someone is that 704 00:26:16,497 --> 00:26:17,431 {\an7}you’ll be there for them. 705 00:26:17,431 --> 00:26:19,530 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hAll right, warm up or something. 706 00:26:19,530 --> 00:26:20,728 {\an7}I’m gonna grab your picture. 707 00:26:20,728 --> 00:26:22,596 {\an7}- Is that a sauna? \h\h\h\h\h\h- Yes. 708 00:26:22,596 --> 00:26:23,695 {\an7}- Get the [bleep] out. 709 00:26:23,695 --> 00:26:26,101 {\an7}- Jenni’s setup in her house \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\his so cool. 710 00:26:26,101 --> 00:26:27,629 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, I don’t know if I wanna sit on this thing. 711 00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:30,134 {\an7}\h\hI think Zack’s balls were on it or something. 712 00:26:30,134 --> 00:26:32,629 {\an7}There’s more? Vinny? 713 00:26:32,629 --> 00:26:33,629 {\an7}- Got tape right here. 714 00:26:33,629 --> 00:26:38,365 {\an7}- Oh, my Lord, I love this. \h\h\h\h\h\h\hIs that Zack? 715 00:26:38,365 --> 00:26:42,530 {\an7}Don’t look that way. 716 00:26:42,530 --> 00:26:44,002 {\an7}\h\h\h- Okay girl, about your husband, 717 00:26:44,002 --> 00:26:47,134 {\an7}do you think you can forgive \hhim, like honestly, though? 718 00:26:47,134 --> 00:26:49,464 {\an7}- He never takes accountability \h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor his actions. 719 00:26:49,464 --> 00:26:50,629 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hHe’s saying that nothing happened. 720 00:26:50,629 --> 00:26:53,233 {\an7}He said that he literally slept on one bed with his guy friend, 721 00:26:53,233 --> 00:26:56,596 {\an7}and then those two girls \hslept on the other bed. 722 00:26:56,596 --> 00:26:58,299 {\an7}- Come on. We’re not 12. 723 00:26:58,299 --> 00:27:00,266 {\an7}- Jenni right now \his good to have. 724 00:27:00,266 --> 00:27:02,233 {\an7}It’s so crazy how a year ago 725 00:27:02,233 --> 00:27:04,332 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwe were at each other’s throats 726 00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:08,200 {\an7}hating each other, never wanna \h\h\htalk to each other again. 727 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,530 {\an7}Oh, my God. Okay. Yeah, girl. 728 00:27:10,530 --> 00:27:11,563 {\an7}And now I’m asking her advice 729 00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:13,728 {\an7}about what I should do \h\h\hnext with Chris. 730 00:27:13,728 --> 00:27:15,827 {\an7}[bleep] irony. I can’t. 731 00:27:15,827 --> 00:27:19,728 {\an7}- Oh, God, yes. Let it out. \h\h- [bleep] out of here. 732 00:27:19,728 --> 00:27:22,936 {\an7}\h\h\hThis is what you get. Chris, getting your [bleep] 733 00:27:22,936 --> 00:27:24,398 {\an7}by a 22-year-old. 734 00:27:24,398 --> 00:27:25,728 {\an7}[bleep]. 735 00:27:25,728 --> 00:27:26,299 {\an7}- See? 736 00:27:26,299 --> 00:27:30,695 {\an7}- ♪ ’Cause you’re dead to me, \h\h\h\h\hcatch a cab bitch ♪ 737 00:27:34,851 --> 00:27:35,618 - ♪ I got a long reach ♪ 738 00:27:35,685 --> 00:27:36,586 ♪ Extendo ♪ 739 00:27:36,653 --> 00:27:37,854 ♪ We about to blow ♪ 740 00:27:37,921 --> 00:27:38,888 ♪ Nintendo ♪ 741 00:27:38,955 --> 00:27:42,258 - First shot of the day. 742 00:27:42,325 --> 00:27:43,259 Yeah. 743 00:27:43,326 --> 00:27:44,427 - [indistinct]. 744 00:27:44,494 --> 00:27:45,662 - Hey, how's it going? 745 00:27:45,728 --> 00:27:48,231 We're having a five-year soberversary party 746 00:27:48,298 --> 00:27:49,832 for my best friend Mike The Situation. 747 00:27:49,899 --> 00:27:51,768 You might've heard of him. So if you can get him 748 00:27:51,834 --> 00:27:53,603 the usual, 'cause I know he orders from you guys, 749 00:27:53,670 --> 00:27:56,005 but I need a whole truckload of it. 750 00:27:56,072 --> 00:27:57,373 Five years is a huge milestone. 751 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,709 If I can't be there physically, 752 00:27:59,776 --> 00:28:01,377 I'm gonna make sure my presence is there. 753 00:28:01,444 --> 00:28:02,845 Dou you have keto options, actually? 754 00:28:02,912 --> 00:28:04,113 - Oh, no. Who's this guy? 755 00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:05,181 You're friends with him? That's terrible. 756 00:28:05,248 --> 00:28:07,183 - Unfortunately, I married him. 757 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:08,985 - ♪ Mailbox money, waitin' on checks ♪ 758 00:28:09,052 --> 00:28:10,653 ♪ [indistinct] but I ain't gonna flex ♪ 759 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,589 ♪ Up all night so it ain't no risk ♪ 760 00:28:12,655 --> 00:28:14,023 ♪ A lot of hard work but it ain't no sweat ♪ 761 00:28:14,090 --> 00:28:15,592 - ♪ It's hard work, it's hard work ♪ 762 00:28:15,658 --> 00:28:18,428 - Yo. - Happy soberversary. 763 00:28:18,494 --> 00:28:20,029 - Oh, damn, man, my dude. What's up? 764 00:28:20,096 --> 00:28:22,932 Thank you so much. - I was wanting to call you 765 00:28:22,999 --> 00:28:24,767 and say congratulations. 766 00:28:24,834 --> 00:28:26,235 I'm proud of you. 767 00:28:26,302 --> 00:28:28,938 And I'm sorry that we couldn't really get together 768 00:28:29,005 --> 00:28:30,907 and do anything, you know? 769 00:28:30,974 --> 00:28:33,042 This is going to be fun. Mike has no idea. 770 00:28:33,109 --> 00:28:34,577 We're going to show up at his house 771 00:28:34,644 --> 00:28:36,179 and throw him a sick parade. 772 00:28:36,245 --> 00:28:37,480 - All right, brother. Thank you so much 773 00:28:37,547 --> 00:28:38,748 for the phone call. - All right, so... 774 00:28:38,815 --> 00:28:40,116 - Yeah, I'll see you sometime--I don't know-- 775 00:28:40,183 --> 00:28:41,351 like, in the next-- I don't know-- 776 00:28:41,484 --> 00:28:43,319 maybe, who knows, next month or something. 777 00:28:43,386 --> 00:28:45,255 - All right, good deal. All right, bye. 778 00:28:45,321 --> 00:28:47,523 - Peace. 779 00:28:47,590 --> 00:28:49,993 - ♪ I didn't want to let the ball drop ♪ 780 00:28:50,059 --> 00:28:52,161 ♪ But it's over where the fool stops ♪ 781 00:28:52,228 --> 00:28:54,597 - I want our car to look the best. 782 00:28:54,664 --> 00:28:55,832 - It's gonna look the best. 783 00:28:55,898 --> 00:28:57,367 - Babe. - Babe. 784 00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:58,968 - Hi. What are you doing? 785 00:28:59,035 --> 00:29:01,537 - I just finished loading all the balloons and party stuff. 786 00:29:01,604 --> 00:29:03,906 - Are we waiting for everyone, and then we'll decorate? 787 00:29:03,973 --> 00:29:06,042 Everyone's coming over for decorations. 788 00:29:06,109 --> 00:29:07,277 - Oh, perfect. 789 00:29:07,343 --> 00:29:08,344 - Oh, it's Deena and Chris 790 00:29:08,411 --> 00:29:09,379 - I want them to be like, "Oh, wow, 791 00:29:09,512 --> 00:29:10,980 Deena and Chris' car looks..." 792 00:29:11,047 --> 00:29:12,515 - Yeah, like, we've done this-- "they've done this before." 793 00:29:12,548 --> 00:29:14,417 - Like be like, "Deena's car looks the best." 794 00:29:14,517 --> 00:29:17,954 - Hey, is Vinny and Angelina coming? 795 00:29:18,021 --> 00:29:20,423 - What? I know Vinny's definitely coming. 796 00:29:20,523 --> 00:29:22,592 I texted Angelina. She didn't text me back. 797 00:29:22,659 --> 00:29:24,527 - Is Vinny actually even going to decorate 798 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,329 is the question? - I don't know. 799 00:29:26,396 --> 00:29:28,064 - I bet he puts, like, one balloon on the top of his car. 800 00:29:28,131 --> 00:29:30,633 - He'll be like, "Hey, Mike. I'm here." 801 00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:32,568 - ♪ Girl you can [indistinct] ♪ 802 00:29:32,635 --> 00:29:33,836 ♪ Work it and take your time ♪ 803 00:29:33,903 --> 00:29:34,871 - ♪ Just take your time ♪ 804 00:29:34,938 --> 00:29:36,139 - ♪ Bring it back ♪ 805 00:29:36,205 --> 00:29:37,240 - Come on up here. - Can I get up there? 806 00:29:37,307 --> 00:29:39,042 Oh, you're the spoiled man. 807 00:29:39,108 --> 00:29:40,376 - It's family day today. 808 00:29:40,476 --> 00:29:41,878 - We're really hyped up today, 809 00:29:41,945 --> 00:29:44,013 'cause he knows it's a special day for his daddy. 810 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,748 - He said he got me tons of presents. 811 00:29:45,815 --> 00:29:47,150 - I think they're all edible, though. 812 00:29:47,216 --> 00:29:48,484 - Funfettis. - Yes. 813 00:29:48,518 --> 00:29:50,320 - Yes. Oh, my God, he's ready. - Are you ready? 814 00:29:50,386 --> 00:29:51,321 - He's gonna cook. He's gonna help cook. 815 00:29:51,387 --> 00:29:52,555 - Are you gonna lead the way? 816 00:29:52,622 --> 00:29:54,057 - He is. - Let's go, Moses. 817 00:29:54,123 --> 00:29:56,960 - This five-year sober anniversary is not just for me. 818 00:29:57,026 --> 00:29:58,127 It is for my wife. 819 00:29:58,194 --> 00:29:59,862 She has taken this journey with me. 820 00:29:59,929 --> 00:30:03,166 - The big, momentous occasion in our household, honey. 821 00:30:03,232 --> 00:30:04,801 - [indistinct. 822 00:30:04,867 --> 00:30:07,070 - Oh, Vinny's here. - Hi, Vin. 823 00:30:07,136 --> 00:30:10,506 - Give him the finger. - [laughs] 824 00:30:10,506 --> 00:30:14,777 - As a decorator, I would not say I'm very good at it. 825 00:30:14,844 --> 00:30:16,145 - All right, let's get this [bleep] over with. 826 00:30:16,212 --> 00:30:18,214 - Oh, my God, Grumpy. 827 00:30:18,281 --> 00:30:20,783 - Oh, my God. You are the worst. 828 00:30:20,850 --> 00:30:24,988 Can you grab me the cupcake holder things? 829 00:30:25,054 --> 00:30:26,422 They're in the pantry. 830 00:30:26,522 --> 00:30:28,524 - Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about, honey. 831 00:30:28,591 --> 00:30:31,794 - I'm so excited the roomies are coming over 832 00:30:31,861 --> 00:30:34,097 and putting this surprise together for Mike. 833 00:30:34,163 --> 00:30:36,599 I think we're gonna do a fun little Zoom. 834 00:30:36,666 --> 00:30:38,868 - Oh, that's cool. All right. - With the roomies. 835 00:30:38,935 --> 00:30:41,738 Good. I get to also see the family, the squad. 836 00:30:41,804 --> 00:30:43,473 - He's not good at keeping secrets, 837 00:30:43,506 --> 00:30:47,010 but I am, and I think the look on his face will just be 838 00:30:47,076 --> 00:30:48,478 so worth it in the end. 839 00:30:48,511 --> 00:30:50,179 You never made cupcakers before? 840 00:30:50,246 --> 00:30:53,883 - I'm not a baker. I'm a candlestick maker. 841 00:30:53,950 --> 00:30:56,052 - Deena, tell me where to sign. 842 00:30:56,119 --> 00:30:58,288 - So write "happy soberversary." 843 00:30:58,354 --> 00:31:01,157 Here, D, hold your sign and hold my sign. 844 00:31:01,224 --> 00:31:04,994 - You see anything different? - Did I spell it wrong? 845 00:31:05,061 --> 00:31:07,797 Oh, I spelled it with an "A" instead of... 846 00:31:07,864 --> 00:31:11,501 - Soberversary. 847 00:31:11,534 --> 00:31:14,837 Happy soberversary. - I hate you. 848 00:31:14,904 --> 00:31:17,006 You gonna make me pee. 849 00:31:17,073 --> 00:31:19,275 He's such a brat. 850 00:31:19,342 --> 00:31:20,977 - I'm actually taking a picture of this one. 851 00:31:21,044 --> 00:31:23,046 - Stop. 852 00:31:23,112 --> 00:31:25,248 She's gonna pee. She's gonna pee. 853 00:31:25,315 --> 00:31:26,849 - Who is that? 854 00:31:26,916 --> 00:31:28,551 - Is that a petting zoo? - What? 855 00:31:28,618 --> 00:31:33,089 all: Ohh! 856 00:31:34,116 --> 00:31:35,050 {\an7}- ♪ [indistinct] ♪ 857 00:31:35,050 --> 00:31:36,918 {\an7}\h♪ Way your body move got me [indistinct] ♪ 858 00:31:36,918 --> 00:31:41,116 {\an7}\h\h- So how do you feel now that you’re five years sober? 859 00:31:41,116 --> 00:31:44,687 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- I kind of feel like my coffee mug right now. 860 00:31:44,687 --> 00:31:46,951 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Ooh. - Yes, mm-hmm, that’s right. 861 00:31:46,951 --> 00:31:51,918 {\an7}- Yeah, Mike’s sober journey \h\h\hreally wasn’t just his. 862 00:31:51,918 --> 00:31:53,248 {\an7}We met 17 years ago 863 00:31:53,248 --> 00:31:56,116 {\an7}and I’ve seen him through \hall the highs and lows. 864 00:31:56,116 --> 00:31:58,687 {\an7}His journey was really us \h\h\h\hdoing it together 865 00:31:58,687 --> 00:32:02,050 {\an7}because we had to find a way to rebuild our relationship 866 00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:04,083 {\an7}from the beginning to where it is now. 867 00:32:04,083 --> 00:32:05,720 {\an7}You gonna tear up? \hI think you are. 868 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,786 {\an7}- Yeah, I might, because it really was hard work. 869 00:32:08,786 --> 00:32:10,621 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- It is hard work, and it’s hard work every day. 870 00:32:10,621 --> 00:32:15,885 {\an7}\h- And also the best chapter is coming up, Baby Situation. 871 00:32:15,885 --> 00:32:17,555 {\an7}- Who would have thought \h\h\h\h\h\hten years ago 872 00:32:17,555 --> 00:32:19,314 {\an7}\h\h\h\hthat he’d be five years sober now. 873 00:32:19,314 --> 00:32:20,852 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Seriously, who would have thought? 874 00:32:20,852 --> 00:32:22,852 {\an7}Now he’s going to be a daddy. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah. 875 00:32:22,852 --> 00:32:27,687 {\an7}- It is crazy to think about who Mike was back in the day. 876 00:32:27,687 --> 00:32:30,149 {\an7}- Who’s going to be \h\h\hthe bad guy? 877 00:32:30,149 --> 00:32:32,885 {\an7}- Situation. No problem. 878 00:32:32,885 --> 00:32:34,654 {\an7}- Sometimes I think about it, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand I’m like, 879 00:32:34,654 --> 00:32:35,654 {\an7}"Was that even the same person? 880 00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:39,017 {\an7}Like, how can one go through \h\h\hsuch a transformation?" 881 00:32:39,017 --> 00:32:41,215 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I think Italy might’ve been one of the worst. 882 00:32:41,215 --> 00:32:43,456 {\an7}- He was so whacked out \h\h\h\h\hof his mind. 883 00:32:43,456 --> 00:32:44,149 {\an7}Italy was bad. 884 00:32:44,149 --> 00:32:46,314 {\an7}- Yeah. I think me and him \h\h\h\h\hgot into a fight. 885 00:32:46,314 --> 00:32:47,149 {\an7}I threw a spatula at him. 886 00:32:47,149 --> 00:32:49,281 {\an7}\h\h\h\h- I don’t like you. - I don’t like you either. 887 00:32:49,281 --> 00:32:51,281 {\an7}- Be a woman! Do something! 888 00:32:51,281 --> 00:32:52,248 {\an7}- Shut the [bleep]. 889 00:32:52,248 --> 00:32:54,281 {\an7}\h- Nicole threw the wine bottles. 890 00:32:54,281 --> 00:32:55,281 {\an7}It’s like "The Matrix." 891 00:32:55,281 --> 00:32:56,687 {\an7}\hI don’t know how he didn’t get hit. 892 00:32:56,687 --> 00:32:58,456 {\an7}- [bleep] you. 893 00:32:58,456 --> 00:32:59,347 {\an7}[bleep] you. 894 00:32:59,347 --> 00:33:00,885 {\an7}[bleep] you, Mike. 895 00:33:00,885 --> 00:33:02,380 {\an7}Mike, I’m not kidding. 896 00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:06,116 {\an7}- Yeah, there were, like, \h\hyears that I did not 897 00:33:06,116 --> 00:33:07,281 {\an7}even speak to Mike at all. 898 00:33:07,281 --> 00:33:09,149 {\an7}Like, I would always speak-- \h\h\h- Oh, I didn’t either. 899 00:33:09,149 --> 00:33:11,413 {\an7}- He was just, like, ghosted, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlike, MIA. 900 00:33:11,413 --> 00:33:13,314 {\an7}- Once we saw he was sober, 901 00:33:13,314 --> 00:33:14,687 {\an7}he started reaching out \h\h\h\h\hto us again. 902 00:33:14,687 --> 00:33:17,281 {\an7}\h\h\hNow, like, all of us have the best relationship with him. 903 00:33:17,281 --> 00:33:20,215 {\an7}- Yeah. Well, he works on that. \h\h\h\h\h\hLike, he makes sure 904 00:33:20,215 --> 00:33:21,918 {\an7}he has a good relationship \h\h\h\h\h\hwith everybody. 905 00:33:21,918 --> 00:33:24,621 {\an7}\h\h\h\h- I should try that. - And it’s--yeah, no, me too. 906 00:33:24,621 --> 00:33:27,248 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Same. - No, I’m a douchebag. 907 00:33:27,248 --> 00:33:27,852 {\an7}- Same. 908 00:33:27,852 --> 00:33:29,380 {\an7}\h\h- This is such a huge milestone, 909 00:33:29,380 --> 00:33:32,116 {\an7}because you get to see the growth of someone. 910 00:33:32,116 --> 00:33:34,380 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hIt makes me regret backfisting him a little bit. 911 00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:37,083 {\an7}\h\h\h\h- Get the [bleep]. Gonna punch me in the face? 912 00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:38,819 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hboth: Oh. - Listen, we needed 913 00:33:38,819 --> 00:33:41,215 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthe backfist to get to where we are today. 914 00:33:41,215 --> 00:33:42,380 {\an7}- That’s it. \h\h\h- Ahh, 915 00:33:42,380 --> 00:33:43,314 {\an7}just got to laugh about it. 916 00:33:43,314 --> 00:33:45,654 {\an7}There’s a lot of things we can laugh about now. 917 00:33:45,654 --> 00:33:47,116 {\an7}- I don’t even think I can compare myself 918 00:33:47,116 --> 00:33:49,555 {\an7}to who I was five years ago \h\h\h\h\hor ten years ago. 919 00:33:49,555 --> 00:33:52,380 {\an7}And I feel that we’re doing \heverything the right way 920 00:33:52,380 --> 00:33:54,083 {\an7}and to the best of our ability. 921 00:33:54,083 --> 00:33:57,116 {\an7}\h\h\h- You are, honey. I’m very proud of you. 922 00:33:57,116 --> 00:33:58,885 {\an7}- Are we all done? \h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah. 923 00:33:58,885 --> 00:34:00,050 {\an7}- Yeah, now we drive \h\h\h\h\hover there. 924 00:34:00,050 --> 00:34:01,984 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- How did we finish before Angelina even got here? 925 00:34:01,984 --> 00:34:03,083 {\an7}- Wait, is Angelina coming? 926 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:04,215 {\an7}\h- I’ll call her, because we finished 927 00:34:04,215 --> 00:34:06,017 {\an7}before she even [bleep] got out of the shower. 928 00:34:06,017 --> 00:34:10,588 {\an7}\h- We are done decorating our vehicles and still no Angelina. 929 00:34:10,588 --> 00:34:13,083 {\an7}Like, we’re going to leave \h\h\h\hwithout you, girl. 930 00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:13,786 {\an7}- Hi. 931 00:34:13,786 --> 00:34:16,654 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Bitch, you’re two hours late. 932 00:34:17,852 --> 00:34:24,116 {\an7}- So do I. I got 16 in there. \h\h\h\h\hOur cars are done. 933 00:34:24,116 --> 00:34:25,050 {\an7}- She has children. 934 00:34:25,050 --> 00:34:26,413 {\an7}- I have children and five animals. 935 00:34:26,413 --> 00:34:28,918 {\an7}- We have kids. You’re two \h\h\hhours late, Angelina. 936 00:34:28,918 --> 00:34:31,951 {\an7}- Yeah, he’s six years \hsober at this point. 937 00:34:33,050 --> 00:34:35,621 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- You [bleep] all over your house too, 938 00:34:35,621 --> 00:34:36,687 {\an7}\h’cause you are a [bleep] animal. 939 00:34:36,687 --> 00:34:38,819 {\an7}You [bleep] animal [bleep]. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh, my God. 940 00:34:38,819 --> 00:34:41,149 {\an7}\h\h\h\hYou’re so [bleep]. - [bleep] you, you [bleep]. 941 00:34:41,149 --> 00:34:42,522 {\an7}\hThis is typical Angelina [bleep]. 942 00:34:42,522 --> 00:34:46,347 {\an7}How many hours does it take \h\h\h\hto feed your pets? 943 00:34:46,347 --> 00:34:47,050 {\an7}If you have cats. 944 00:34:47,050 --> 00:34:49,347 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hYou just leave a little food in the bowl. 945 00:34:49,347 --> 00:34:52,456 {\an7}Are you really coming here? \h\h\h\h\h\hWhere are you? 946 00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:54,050 {\an7}- She can do her own. 947 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:55,819 {\an7}- We’ll--we’ll wait for you. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No. 948 00:34:55,819 --> 00:34:56,555 {\an7}- All right. 949 00:34:56,555 --> 00:34:58,281 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- We’re not really gonna wait for her. Goodbye. 950 00:34:58,281 --> 00:34:58,951 {\an7}- Oh, okay. 951 00:34:58,951 --> 00:35:00,720 {\an7}- If Angelina doesn’t show up \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hright now, 952 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:03,456 {\an7}we’re going to be late \h\hto our own parade. 953 00:35:03,456 --> 00:35:06,314 {\an7}- We’re losing balloons. \hWe’re losing daylight. 954 00:35:06,314 --> 00:35:07,951 {\an7}- The sun is gonna \h\h\hgo down soon. 955 00:35:07,951 --> 00:35:10,885 {\an7}\h- I am so excited to go over to Mike’s right now. 956 00:35:10,885 --> 00:35:13,621 {\an7}- I think ours looks the best. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No, but cute. 957 00:35:13,621 --> 00:35:14,588 {\an7}- Yes. \h- No. 958 00:35:14,588 --> 00:35:15,489 {\an7}- Aww, ehh. \h\h- Ehh. 959 00:35:15,489 --> 00:35:17,885 {\an7}\h\h\hBut at the same time, I just wish the whole family 960 00:35:17,885 --> 00:35:20,852 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\hcould be there for such a huge milestone. 961 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:22,621 {\an7}We need to leave. 962 00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:23,786 {\an7}- Yeah. 963 00:35:23,786 --> 00:35:26,852 {\an7}[upbeat music] 964 00:35:26,852 --> 00:35:29,347 {\an7}♪ ♪ 965 00:35:29,347 --> 00:35:30,687 {\an7}- It’s happening. 966 00:35:30,687 --> 00:35:32,215 {\an7}So I’m going to Mike’s \h\h\h\h\h\hright now. 967 00:35:32,215 --> 00:35:33,984 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hHe has no idea about the surprise party, 968 00:35:33,984 --> 00:35:35,555 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlet alone my little old self coming. 969 00:35:35,555 --> 00:35:38,621 {\an7}And the roomies, none of them have an idea that I’m coming. 970 00:35:38,621 --> 00:35:39,687 {\an7}It’s going to be \ha [bleep] show. 971 00:35:39,687 --> 00:35:41,522 {\an7}Let’s get this [bleep] started. 972 00:35:41,522 --> 00:35:44,149 {\an7}- ♪ This is everything ♪ 973 00:35:44,149 --> 00:35:48,281 {\an7}♪ This is everything ♪ 974 00:35:49,811 --> 00:35:50,745 [dramatic music] 975 00:35:50,812 --> 00:35:52,280 - ♪ Come and get me ♪ 976 00:35:52,347 --> 00:35:53,949 - so does somebody want to call just make sure 977 00:35:54,015 --> 00:35:55,951 she's close? - Oh, [bleep]. 978 00:35:56,017 --> 00:35:57,752 - [bleep] Vinny, man. 979 00:35:57,819 --> 00:35:58,954 - I want to throw eggs at it. 980 00:35:59,020 --> 00:36:01,523 - Oh, my God. - All right. 981 00:36:01,590 --> 00:36:02,891 - ♪ A-wha-oh ♪ 982 00:36:02,958 --> 00:36:04,426 - What, Vinny? - Thanks for coming. 983 00:36:04,493 --> 00:36:06,928 I really appreciate it. - So happy you finally made it. 984 00:36:06,995 --> 00:36:09,631 We need to get some Mike's for Mike's soberversary. 985 00:36:09,698 --> 00:36:12,067 We've been calling Angelina all day. 986 00:36:12,134 --> 00:36:13,869 We're just gonna put something on your car. 987 00:36:13,935 --> 00:36:15,737 - That's it? - That's it. 988 00:36:15,804 --> 00:36:18,073 We got to go, like, throw something on your car. 989 00:36:18,140 --> 00:36:20,008 We need to get there. - It's go. Let's go. 990 00:36:20,075 --> 00:36:21,810 - That's the way you get for being two hours late. 991 00:36:21,877 --> 00:36:23,912 - You're the worst, man. - Get in the car. 992 00:36:23,979 --> 00:36:26,414 - I'm late, but I wanna put something on my car. 993 00:36:26,481 --> 00:36:27,816 [bleep] this I'm not gonna do nothing on my car. 994 00:36:27,883 --> 00:36:29,017 [bleep] that [bleep]. 995 00:36:29,084 --> 00:36:31,253 - This bitch showed up three hours late. 996 00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:33,188 - Decorate it up. - The car looks good. 997 00:36:33,255 --> 00:36:37,626 - [bleep] it. - Soberversary here we go. 998 00:36:37,692 --> 00:36:38,727 - [indistinct], what's happening? 999 00:36:38,794 --> 00:36:39,961 - Hello. - Hi, Sorrentinos. 1000 00:36:40,028 --> 00:36:41,696 - Hi. - Hey, what's up, guys? 1001 00:36:41,763 --> 00:36:44,399 We're celebrating five years clean and sober. 1002 00:36:44,466 --> 00:36:45,600 We got the cupcakes. 1003 00:36:45,667 --> 00:36:47,202 My wife, she's the best. 1004 00:36:47,269 --> 00:36:49,971 It's really cool that she was able to set up 1005 00:36:50,038 --> 00:36:51,540 a Zoom call with the roomies. 1006 00:36:51,673 --> 00:36:53,975 They have been with me the whole step of the way. 1007 00:36:54,042 --> 00:36:55,477 And I'm grateful just to see them. 1008 00:36:55,544 --> 00:36:57,412 - Where's everybody else? Where's Deeners? 1009 00:36:57,479 --> 00:37:00,015 - I don't know; I gave them all the same time. 1010 00:37:00,081 --> 00:37:02,851 So they should be here any second on the Zoom. 1011 00:37:02,918 --> 00:37:04,986 - Slow and steady, babe. 1012 00:37:05,053 --> 00:37:06,822 - Slow and steady. 1013 00:37:06,888 --> 00:37:08,323 - Babe. - Oh, no. 1014 00:37:08,390 --> 00:37:10,759 - Oh, they lost the five. 1015 00:37:10,826 --> 00:37:12,060 - Oh, [bleep]. 1016 00:37:12,127 --> 00:37:14,463 Debris is just frickin' flying everywhere. 1017 00:37:14,529 --> 00:37:15,697 - Ohh. 1018 00:37:15,697 --> 00:37:18,033 - We're gonna have no decorations. 1019 00:37:18,099 --> 00:37:21,002 [gasps] What was that? 1020 00:37:21,069 --> 00:37:22,737 both: Oh, my God. 1021 00:37:22,804 --> 00:37:24,606 - I'm actually happy right now that I didn't put 1022 00:37:24,706 --> 00:37:27,275 too much on my car. - My sign got ripped in half. 1023 00:37:27,342 --> 00:37:29,344 - And they lost streamers. 1024 00:37:29,411 --> 00:37:31,780 - Now [bleep] Angelina's car is better than ours. 1025 00:37:31,847 --> 00:37:34,516 - Wow, I can't. 1026 00:37:34,583 --> 00:37:36,818 - Honey, do you have my phone? Do you wanna text 1027 00:37:36,885 --> 00:37:38,487 the squad to see where they're at? 1028 00:37:38,553 --> 00:37:40,222 I don't even know where my phone is right now. 1029 00:37:40,288 --> 00:37:42,224 - I don't where any of the girls are. 1030 00:37:42,290 --> 00:37:44,025 I'm starting to get a little bit worried. 1031 00:37:44,092 --> 00:37:46,528 Hold on. I'm going to text them and see where they are. 1032 00:37:46,595 --> 00:37:48,363 [horn honking] 1033 00:37:48,430 --> 00:37:50,665 - Happy five years. 1034 00:37:50,732 --> 00:37:52,667 - Mike, happy five years. 1035 00:37:52,734 --> 00:37:54,736 - Whoo! 1036 00:37:54,803 --> 00:37:57,672 [all shouting] 1037 00:37:57,672 --> 00:37:58,974 - Whoo! 1038 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,976 - Mike! 1039 00:38:01,042 --> 00:38:03,478 - One second, guys. One second. 1040 00:38:03,545 --> 00:38:04,880 - Where is this guy? 1041 00:38:04,946 --> 00:38:06,481 - [indistinct]. 1042 00:38:06,548 --> 00:38:08,683 - Mosey, what's happening out there? 1043 00:38:08,683 --> 00:38:10,685 - Happy soberversary.! 1044 00:38:10,752 --> 00:38:14,689 - Oh, my goodness. Who is that? 1045 00:38:14,689 --> 00:38:16,792 - Happy soberversary, bro. 1046 00:38:16,858 --> 00:38:18,260 - Yay! 1047 00:38:18,326 --> 00:38:19,761 - All right, all right, we're coming. 1048 00:38:19,828 --> 00:38:20,896 - We're gonna get a [indistinct]. 1049 00:38:20,962 --> 00:38:24,499 - Happy soberversary. 1050 00:38:24,566 --> 00:38:28,403 - [indistinct]. 1051 00:38:28,470 --> 00:38:30,539 - I mean, you can tell a lot by man 1052 00:38:30,605 --> 00:38:34,743 by the people that support him and as you can tell, 1053 00:38:34,810 --> 00:38:35,977 you know, I have a big family. 1054 00:38:36,044 --> 00:38:38,013 You guys are-- you guys are the best. 1055 00:38:38,079 --> 00:38:39,714 - We definitely got him. 1056 00:38:39,748 --> 00:38:42,784 I'm so filled with emotion 1057 00:38:42,851 --> 00:38:45,220 that everybody was able to make this so special. 1058 00:38:45,287 --> 00:38:48,156 - Become better, not bitter. 1059 00:38:48,223 --> 00:38:50,392 - I just see Mike's smile beaming, 1060 00:38:50,459 --> 00:38:52,894 and it means, like, the world to both of us. 1061 00:38:52,961 --> 00:38:54,663 - Oh, my God. - Ohh! 1062 00:38:54,663 --> 00:38:56,164 - What the hell? - Oh, my God. 1063 00:38:56,231 --> 00:38:58,200 - They're on a giant screen. 1064 00:38:58,266 --> 00:39:00,235 - Yo, Pauly's hair looks dope. 1065 00:39:00,302 --> 00:39:03,705 DJ Pauly D in the building with Ronnie. 1066 00:39:03,772 --> 00:39:04,973 - Do they see us? 1067 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,842 - They're here, but they're not here. 1068 00:39:06,908 --> 00:39:09,044 And I'm, like, this is pretty cool. 1069 00:39:09,111 --> 00:39:11,046 - Mike, what's up, bro? How you doing? 1070 00:39:11,113 --> 00:39:12,881 - Mike, my brother, we're so proud of you. 1071 00:39:12,948 --> 00:39:15,150 - We miss you, and we're so, so proud of you, bro. 1072 00:39:15,217 --> 00:39:17,853 - Happy soberversary, man. Five years, that's a big deal. 1073 00:39:17,919 --> 00:39:19,287 - You're such an inspiration to all of us. 1074 00:39:19,354 --> 00:39:20,822 - We're so sad we couldn't be out there 1075 00:39:20,889 --> 00:39:22,724 to celebrate with you, but we got something 1076 00:39:22,791 --> 00:39:24,793 that you might like even better than us. 1077 00:39:24,860 --> 00:39:25,827 - We got you... 1078 00:39:25,894 --> 00:39:27,095 both: The foods! 1079 00:39:27,162 --> 00:39:29,231 - Whoa, what's that? 1080 00:39:29,297 --> 00:39:30,565 - What the hell is that? 1081 00:39:30,699 --> 00:39:32,400 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 1082 00:39:32,467 --> 00:39:33,869 - Look at that. - Oh my gosh. 1083 00:39:33,935 --> 00:39:35,070 - Whoo! 1084 00:39:35,137 --> 00:39:36,204 - Pizza! 1085 00:39:36,271 --> 00:39:38,707 - You have any cauliflower crust? 1086 00:39:38,740 --> 00:39:40,242 - Take a photo. 1087 00:39:40,308 --> 00:39:42,444 - This sign was written by Deena. 1088 00:39:42,511 --> 00:39:45,180 - Oh, my God. - Sobervesary. 1089 00:39:45,247 --> 00:39:46,481 - Happy sobervesary. 1090 00:39:46,548 --> 00:39:47,983 - Leave me alone. 1091 00:39:48,049 --> 00:39:49,818 - I would have been happy with funfetti cupcakes. 1092 00:39:49,885 --> 00:39:53,488 But for my wife and the squad to really organize this 1093 00:39:53,555 --> 00:39:55,557 and really rally around me... 1094 00:39:55,657 --> 00:39:57,092 - Now we have to do a photo of everybody. 1095 00:39:57,159 --> 00:39:58,193 - Okay. - It just can't get 1096 00:39:58,260 --> 00:39:59,194 no better than that. 1097 00:39:59,261 --> 00:40:00,262 This is awesome. 1098 00:40:00,328 --> 00:40:03,098 Yay. 1099 00:40:03,165 --> 00:40:04,466 - All right, it's happening. 1100 00:40:04,533 --> 00:40:06,268 I'm about to pull up to Mike's house. 1101 00:40:06,334 --> 00:40:07,936 Let's do it. 1102 00:40:08,003 --> 00:40:12,040 Ooh, I'm scared. 1103 00:40:12,107 --> 00:40:13,708 - I don't want to be next to Angelina. 1104 00:40:13,775 --> 00:40:14,943 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1105 00:40:15,010 --> 00:40:15,944 I'm gonna [bleep] my pants. 1106 00:40:16,011 --> 00:40:17,045 [horn honking] 1107 00:40:17,112 --> 00:40:18,213 - Uh-oh, what's next? 1108 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:19,481 - I'm hiding, but I'm gonna crash. 1109 00:40:19,548 --> 00:40:20,949 - Who is that? 1110 00:40:21,016 --> 00:40:22,717 - Is that a petting zoo? 1111 00:40:22,784 --> 00:40:23,952 - What? 1112 00:40:24,019 --> 00:40:26,822 all: Ohh! 1113 00:40:26,888 --> 00:40:28,790 - [bleep]. - Nicole. 1114 00:40:28,857 --> 00:40:30,058 - Ahh! - Oh, my... 1115 00:40:30,125 --> 00:40:31,693 - [bleep]. 1116 00:40:31,693 --> 00:40:35,130 [all shouting] 1117 00:40:35,197 --> 00:40:36,364 - Oh, my God. 1118 00:40:36,431 --> 00:40:38,300 - The party is [bleep] here. 1119 00:40:38,366 --> 00:40:39,701 [indistinct]. 1120 00:40:39,701 --> 00:40:40,735 Thank you for coming up. 1121 00:40:40,802 --> 00:40:43,738 - He's crying. He's crying. 1122 00:40:43,805 --> 00:40:46,608 - I'm literally hysterically crying, 1123 00:40:46,708 --> 00:40:50,178 because I did not think this moment would happen ever. 1124 00:40:50,245 --> 00:40:53,648 Oh. 1125 00:40:53,682 --> 00:40:55,250 - Oh, my God. Can I have your autograph? 1126 00:40:55,317 --> 00:40:59,454 - I'm dead. 1127 00:41:00,447 --> 00:41:02,886 {\an7}\h\h\h- Party’s here. [cheers and applause] 1128 00:41:02,886 --> 00:41:05,084 {\an7}- It’s an alert. 1129 00:41:05,084 --> 00:41:06,018 {\an7}- What is it? 1130 00:41:06,018 --> 00:41:09,282 {\an7}\h\h- Angeliners with a supposed side boo. 1131 00:41:09,282 --> 00:41:10,249 {\an7}- No way. 1132 00:41:10,249 --> 00:41:11,414 {\an7}- There is security footage 1133 00:41:11,414 --> 00:41:14,787 {\an7}\h\h\h\hof you entering some gentleman’s house. 1134 00:41:14,787 --> 00:41:17,315 {\an7}- Who’s telling you \h\h\hthis [bleep? 1135 00:41:17,315 --> 00:41:19,447 {\an7}- I think I just got the video.