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- I just don't want someone
like that back in my life.
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- Don't [bleep] come at me
3
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- That's [bleep] annoying.
- I don't know, boys.
4
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How are we gonna salvage this?
Double book 'em?
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- A group of Guidos
were on the verge...
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- How do you feel?
- Like grandma.
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- Of extinction.
- [screaming]
8
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- I just don't wanna deal
with this [bleep] no more.
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- Oh my God, you heard
all that, audio and everything?
10
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- Yeah.
- You're wearing a mic.
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[laughter]
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- But as a wise man
once said,
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the comeback is always greater
than the setback.
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[cheering]
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- I love a wedding redo
this time of year.
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How are you guys doing tonight?
[bleep] I forgot the punchline.
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[laughter]
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- Jenni, she just said
we're not mean girls.
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- You're not mean girls!
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- What you call this right here
is a job well done.
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- With the family
whole again...
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- Oh, my God!
- What?
23
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- New babies on the way...
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- I knew it!
25
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- These Guidos
lived happily ever after.
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all: Family vacation!
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- But as you know,
nothing on the "Jersey Shore."
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How about we just
roll the tape?
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- My sex life is dog [bleep].
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- I'm havin' sex,
just not with you.
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- Oh damn!
- Oh, damn, you move quick.
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- Oh, my God.
- Party's here!
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[all yelling]
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- You can't make
this [bleep] up.
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- I would like to welcome you
to the Jersey Shore
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Poconos talent show.
[booing]
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- You suck!
[bell dings]
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- Angelina!
[all yelling]
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- Oh!
- Ah!
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- I have an important question
to ask you.
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- Oh, my God!
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- Oh mother Mary Joseph
mother--
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- Oh!
- Babe!
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- You all right, Chris?
- This is serious.
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- Somebody, we need a medic.
- Oh, my God.
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[sirens wailing]
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- Hit the music.
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- ♪ Get crazy, get wild,
let's party ♪
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- ♪ Get crazy, get wild,
let's party ♪
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- Yeah, buddy!
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- ♪ If you want to have fun ♪
- The Situation
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is under construction.
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- This might not have
been the best idea.
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- We're so classy now.
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- On the seventh day,
it'll be lit.
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- Get the frig out of here,
you crazy.
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- Um, hello?
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- ♪ If you want to have fun
and do something crazy ♪
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- ♪ It's feeling good ♪
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♪ California sun
countin' hundreds one by one ♪
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♪ Driving your daddy's
Mercedes ♪
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- 2020, worst year in probably,
like, all of our lives.
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And we want
to put it behind us.
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Move on to bigger
and better things in 2021.
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Luckily, there is a ton
of stuff coming up for us.
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I mean, we have pregnancies.
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It's crazy to think that The
Situation is gonna be a dad.
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- Where's my pasta?
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- Did you eat it?
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That's what the baby wanted.
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- That's what the baby wanted?
- The leftover pasta.
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- Honey, carbonaras
is my favorite.
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- Babe!
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- Deena and Chris
are super busy
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preparing for
another meatball.
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- DJ, see your baby brother?
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That's your brother, Cameron.
You look so shocked.
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- Pauly and Nikki
are living together
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and their relationship
just keeps going strong.
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- Give me some popcorn, man.
- No.
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That's what you tell everybody
you tweeted from my phone.
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- I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
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- What did I tweet?
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- "Pauly D has a nice booty."
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- Oh, thanks.
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Come on!
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- Jenni and Zack
are still together.
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And 24 is 26 years old now.
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- [screams]
- Ah!
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- They grow up so fast.
- Oh, my God!
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- I am the only single one left
in the group.
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I'm the lone Wolf.
What can I say?
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I'll meet someone eventually,
I think. Maybe.
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But until then I have really
important life-changing news
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that I want to share
with Ronnie.
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- Yo.
- Yo, what up, bro?
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- I know if this is the right
house they all look the same.
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- I know, right?
Just a bigger--
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- Get a COVID test?
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- Yesterday. You?
- Me too.
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- What are you
even doing out here?
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- I actually started
looking at houses.
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Wow, this is humongous.
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- Thank you, bro.
- Wow, look at this [bleep].
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- For the last,
like, bunch of years,
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I've been
trying to move to L.A.,
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but I wasn't ready to fully
commit to being bi-coastal.
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I've been thinking a lot
and looking at houses in L.A.
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- I'll throw my shoe at you.
- All right. Okay.
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But I'm ready now and I want
to try something different.
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You, I love this, bro.
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- Yeah. [laughs]
- I [bleep] love this, bro.
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I use it every day.
Yo, this is sick, bro.
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You use this--
so you got to Amazon?
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- I used it, yeah.
- Oh, me too, bro.
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♪ ♪
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- I've actually never been.
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- You never been to her house?
- No.
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- It's actually really cute.
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Me and Jenni are on our way
to Angelina's house.
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We haven't seen her since,
like, Las Vegas so, you know,
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we wanna keep
the friendship going
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and we need some girl time.
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- It's a cute neighborhood.
- It is a cute neighborhood.
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- I never pictured Angelina
in a neighborhood.
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- No, not at all.
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- Like, "Would you be
my neighbor?"
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- They're coming.
I wanna make it look good
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but I'm--it's the worst.
I'm not Suzy [bleep] Homemaker.
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But if I'm going
to have company,
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I want
them to have, like, the best.
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Ohh!
I think it's cute.
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So I'll take this opportunity
right now to, you know,
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spice up a little bit,
show them what I got.
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[sighs] I hate this.
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Like the cheese is starting
to--oh, it is.
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Good. Perfect.
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- Oh, right here.
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- Hey, girls.
- Hi. Oh my God.
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You look. so good.
Should we--I don't know.
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Let's go corona. Yeah.
- I'll wait.
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- Oh, look at her--look at her
little "charchuterree" plates.
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- I'll never be able
to stand right.
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- I can't speak. Charchuterree
pla--plate--plate?
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Charcuterie plate.
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- Char--shooterree--
cooteree--
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Cheese, good.
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Why can't you just say
a fancy cheese plate?
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- Charcuterie.
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- Charcchurro plates.
- I'll never get it right.
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- I need to learn how to say it
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because it's literally
one of my favorites.
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It's not so good.
- A wooden board.
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- It's fine. I tried.
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- It's hard moving
across the country but--
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- But once you're here, bro,
honestly, if you do...
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- You've settled in.
- It's such a better lifestyle.
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- In L.A., it's the only city
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where you can, like,
have a house
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and still be close
to the action.
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- Yes.
- Any other city
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you're in an apartment here.
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- Yeah, here you're looking
at a beautiful home
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and you go down the hill and--
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- And you're there, like,
restaurants, shopping.
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- I mean, your Uber bill
gonna be lit.
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- Imagine Uber and
a girl here, dude.
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- Move her in.
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[laughter]
[bleep]
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You know what I mean,
like, [bleep].
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- This is a lot of space
for a single guy.
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- Yeah.
- Single Ronnie.
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- You know I'm not
single anymore. You know that.
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- Never single.
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- Never single
Ronnie, bro.
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- Recently, Ronnie posted
on social media a girl
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with him
on a yacht out of nowhere.
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It's like nobody, Ronnie.
New girlfriend.
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You were mentioning a girl
from Staten Island
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and I was like,
"I've never met a girl
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in my life from Staten Island
besides Angelina."
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Look how that turned out.
- I have a new girlfriend.
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Her name's Saffire,
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and we met right, like,
before quarantine happened.
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Lake Las Vegas
wasn't the right time
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to let everyone know
that I was dating Saffire
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because they're roommates.
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It's like [bleep] throwing meat
into a bunch of hyenas.
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- Wait, so is she like moved
in here or what?
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- Yeah.
- Really? Damn you move quick!
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- Deena, so how's
pregnant life.
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- This little guy,
he just--he's chillin'.
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- Yeah.
- And he's sleeping at night,
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so far in there.
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CJ's perfect in every way
besides sleeping.
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But that could be my fault too
because we co-sleep.
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- Co-sleeping.
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- I still sleep
with my damn kids.
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- In the middle of you and 24.
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What if you guys
are banging like?
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00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,722
- Well, first off,
if we're going to bang,
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00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:06,691
we're going to go immediately
after they're asleep.
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00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,160
- Talk about sex,
how's your sex life?
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- Yeah.
- My sex life is dog [bleep].
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- Ooh.
[laughter]
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It's so [bleep] ridiculous.
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- Did you guys do it in Vegas?
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- [farts]
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- God, you're so annoying!
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- No.
- Really?
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- Oh, my God.
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- It's weird 'cause
it's like we'll fight
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and then whoever starts
the fight won't want to bang.
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So then you got
he don't wanna bang.
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I don't wanna bang.
No one wants to bang.
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Chris and I
went through spurts,
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but our sex life
is non-existent at this point.
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And honestly, I don't know
if we can like get the spark
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back in our relationship,
and that's not a good thing
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- What are the fights about?
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- It's all about who--
who is gonna be right.
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- See that's not good.
- That's not good.
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- I know you and you
could be hard-headed.
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- I'm not perfect by all means.
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I'm not the most
perfect wife ever.
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I literally yell at him.
I'll belittle him sometimes.
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Like I feel like
we're both wrong.
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We really are both wrong
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but see he--see
how I'm admitting it to you?
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- That's good.
You guys have to talk.
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- He won't [bleep]
ever admit that he's wrong.
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I'm like,
"Are you kidding me right now?"
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- Who would've thought
a year ago
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we would've been sitting here--
- No. Never.
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- I mean, think about it.
You got married.
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We had all this bull[bleep]
between all of us.
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- Yep.
- What bull[bleep]?
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- I'm letting everybody know
right now here
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I will never film
with her again.
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Then the--on top
of the pandemic.
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- Ugh, God. Yeah.
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00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:34,746
- Angelina and Chris should be
in the little honeymoon phase
243
00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:36,548
but this year wasn't good.
244
00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,483
There was with the [bleep]
with the wedding.
245
00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:39,985
- Where's my lawyer?
- Enjoy the night.
246
00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,419
Don't ruin the night.
You can't redo it.
247
00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:43,088
Stop.
Don't let her ruin the night.
248
00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:46,291
- We had ten months
of fighting over a speech.
249
00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,759
- I know all the drama
with the wedding
250
00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:49,327
and I don't know
if you would come.
251
00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:50,529
- God, I don't even want
to talk about
252
00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:52,030
the wedding speech anymore.
253
00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,933
- Her and Chris aren't doing
so good right now so,
254
00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,768
you know,
the whole thing is really sad.
255
00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:58,303
- Well, it sounds like
your relationship
256
00:08:58,372 --> 00:08:59,404
is going phenomenal.
257
00:08:59,473 --> 00:09:02,240
- It's swell. So swell.
258
00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:05,076
- Thank you for the invite
and for the "caruchigate."
259
00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:07,178
- Yeah. I mean, I tried.
260
00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,780
[horn honks]
- Get in, loser.
261
00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:11,216
We're going house shopping.
- Who honks the horn anymore?
262
00:09:11,285 --> 00:09:12,417
- I think this is the one.
263
00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:14,386
- The tree is gonna turn
either pink or blue.
264
00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:17,489
We are about to find out
the gender of our baby.
265
00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:18,957
[shouting]
266
00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,425
- Angelina,
where's your husband.
267
00:09:20,494 --> 00:09:21,626
- Why do you ask?
- You think they're getting
268
00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,795
a divorce?
- Oh, my God.
269
00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:26,765
Angelina removed the
Larangeira name from her bio.
270
00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:33,405
- Yes, sir. We reporting
live one time from my home.
271
00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:36,107
DJ Pauly D quarantine mix.
Let's go!
272
00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:38,843
[upbeat music playing]
273
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,446
- Fricking spraying everything.
274
00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:45,150
- What is that thing?
275
00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:48,153
- Ahh! [laughs]
276
00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:50,188
- I feel like I lost
a little bit of my ass.
277
00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,325
You know what, I gotta do squat
and get injections.
278
00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:57,228
- This is a de-sanitizer.
279
00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:58,797
Or a sanitizer.
280
00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:00,165
- Let's go!
281
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:03,134
- They say it's safe.
- [coughs]
282
00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,603
- Chris, it's fine.
283
00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:07,839
- Looks way better though.
Gotta be honest.
284
00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:09,007
- [laughs]
285
00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:11,109
Is that how mommy smiles?
286
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,011
- Sometimes.
287
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,246
- Turn up.
- You all right?
288
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,848
- I don't know.
Am I? What's in that thing?
289
00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,316
- Do you have COVID?
- [coughs]
290
00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:19,918
- Do you have COVID?
291
00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,620
- ♪ Look at me, look at me
this ain't no filter ♪
292
00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:23,355
♪ All about royalties,
feel like an imprint ♪
293
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:25,256
♪ Ladies be spoiling me
wife will be jealous ♪
294
00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,359
♪ I tell her it's nothing
and quit being bitter ♪
295
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,961
♪ ♪
296
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:30,962
[horn honks]
297
00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,697
- Yo, get in, loser.
298
00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,099
We're going house shopping.
299
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,067
- What are you
in Staten Island still?
300
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,503
- Who let
these New Yorkers in L.A.?
301
00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:40,138
- Who honks the horn anymore?
302
00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,573
- I wanted to keep it old
school.
303
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:42,907
You're going to bring
your car or no?
304
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,776
- Well, that's
my brother's car.
305
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,978
Don't hate, bro.
You got a yellow Cobalt, bro.
306
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,079
[laughter]
307
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,447
- I have yellow Cobalt
no more.
308
00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:50,448
- Let's go.
309
00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:51,816
Nice rental.
- Thank you.
310
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,818
- ♪ Let me show you
how we get ♪
311
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,487
- That one's for sale?
- That one's for sale.
312
00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,422
- I do like those.
- Crazy money.
313
00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:59,124
- Oh, my God.
Forget about it, bro.
314
00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,459
- I know what I look
for in a house.
315
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:04,963
It's not necessarily
the size that matters.
316
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,365
You know, I kinda just look
for, like, the location
317
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:11,102
and the feng shui
and the way it makes me feel.
318
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:16,007
And I actually found one that
was, like, perfect for me.
319
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,876
- I love the style,
the Tuscan style.
320
00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,177
Nah, I like this bro.
321
00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,712
- Vinny.
- Yo, what up, Feroz.
322
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,380
- This is it.
- This is it.
323
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,315
- I think this is the one
so come on inside.
324
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,517
- You think it's the one?
Really?
325
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:26,851
- I think this is the one.
- Oh, [bleep].
326
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,653
Let's go look at it.
I'm not in any kind of rush,
327
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,822
but if I do find the right one,
328
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,290
then I think I'm gonna do it.
329
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:36,027
- All right, so current owners
took it down to the studs,
330
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,796
gutted everything,
brought it back.
331
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:41,332
It's super high-end
so living room, TV.
332
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:42,500
New everything.
333
00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:44,936
You have your spa/pool.
Everything works.
334
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,237
- It's a spool.
- Spacuzzi.
335
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,739
- Spacuzzi.
- Whatever you like.
336
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,941
- How many girls can we--can
I--can I say we--I'ma say we.
337
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,543
He's taken now. He's taken.
338
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,878
- I don't know. You like
your girls kinda thin, so--
339
00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:55,180
- I like my girls thick.
340
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,015
- You guys get a--put together,
like, some bread.
341
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,616
- Four thing girls,
two thick ones.
342
00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,051
- Yeah.
343
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,487
- Two guests down on this side.
And here's the master.
344
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,756
- Oh my God, you see the ocean.
Oh, [bleep].
345
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,057
It's Chippendales
all over again.
346
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,793
Just the shower naked
in front of everybody.
347
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,795
- Everybody.
- [crying]
348
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,597
- Everybody, literally. Yeah.
349
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:14,065
Swinging this [bleep] around.
350
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,267
- Hell of a crowd.
- Hey, L.A. Whoo!
351
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,536
Helicopter!
352
00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:20,805
Just put a sponge on the end.
[laughter]
353
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,674
- You mean a loofah.
354
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,810
♪ ♪
355
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:29,481
- ♪ Never wanna say
I'm fallin' for you ♪
356
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:30,782
- Honey, what are you doing?
357
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,650
Let's go look
at the baby's room.
358
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:33,952
- What's happening
in the baby's room?
359
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:34,953
- Let's go.
360
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,521
I'm so enjoying this pregnancy
361
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:37,989
and, like, every moment,
362
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,958
but, like, now we're getting
close where it's like,
363
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:43,094
"Okay, another human being
is going to be here."
364
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,063
So we're getting
the nursery ready.
365
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,397
I have to, like,
figure out furniture,
366
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:49,400
but I have to figure out
if it's a boy or girl first.
367
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:50,769
- Yes, aren't we supposed
to be finding out
368
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,003
in the next couple of weeks?
369
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,172
- Yes, very soon.
370
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,474
- Well, before we go anywhere,
we're in the baby's room.
371
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,743
I wanted to talk
about baby reveal.
372
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:02,213
Well, how about this okay?
373
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,748
I'm the type of person
I like to, like,
374
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:06,084
go out with a bang.
- Yeah, you do.
375
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,452
- And I saw something online
376
00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:11,122
where somebody ran through,
like, a makeshift door
377
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:13,992
and have it explode
a specific color.
378
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:15,326
- [chuckles]
379
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:18,530
I have beautiful,
sentimental ideas
380
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:21,399
and not one of them includes
running through a wall.
381
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:25,703
- I think it's so on-brand
for me to run through a wall.
382
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:28,907
[grunting]
[bleep] [bleep] [bleep]!
383
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,309
- Stop it!
- I got you, bro.
384
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:32,744
- Stop.
- [bleep].
385
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:34,012
'Cause I'll be honest
with you, for a very long time
386
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,080
I wanted to have
a rematch with the wall.
387
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,749
- Wow.
388
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:39,918
- Ten years ago,
I took the L,
389
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:42,387
and I want a rematch
with the wall
390
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,989
because the comeback is always
greater than the setback,
391
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:48,293
and my comeback is not complete
till I go through that wall.
392
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:53,198
I think this is my shot to once
and for all defeat the wall.
393
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,533
- We'll have to figure it out.
- That's fine.
394
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:56,935
- ♪ Y'all don't wanna squab ♪
395
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,203
♪ You don't really
wanna mob ♪
396
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,437
- All right, guys.
- Can we see the yard yet?
397
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,872
- Going to save
the best for last.
398
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,507
Look at that view.
- Wow.
399
00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:05,877
- So you're staring down at
West Hollywood, Beverly Hills,
400
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,812
all the way to the ocean.
401
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,647
- This is insane.
402
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:13,751
- Yo, I want to show the guys
this--this house. Yo!
403
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,320
- Yo, what up, fellas?
404
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,956
- Yo, what up?
- We in Hollywood.
405
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,191
- Oh, there he is.
- Pauly D.
406
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,526
- Hey, what's up, what's up?
407
00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:23,027
Oh, damn,
you live in the East Coast?
408
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,762
- Well, I'm trying
to be bi-coastal.
409
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,565
- Yo, that sounds, like,
pretty legit, bi-coastal.
410
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,234
- Yeah, you know. I'm bi.
411
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,202
[laughter]
412
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,640
- All right,
I'ma show you the view.
413
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,509
So this is the view.
414
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:41,980
- And it has a--
it has a spool.
415
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,950
- Yeah, it's a lap pool
for Ronnie.
416
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,188
- You gotta find something else
to yell out.
417
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,626
All right, boys.
Miss you guys.
418
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,094
I'll see you soon.
- I'll let you know.
419
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,562
I'll talk to you. Bye.
420
00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:59,430
Bro, I'm going to hit home
right now.
421
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:00,798
Are you ready for this?
422
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:05,303
Remember first day
walking into the seaside house.
423
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,171
Yo, yo, yo.
- What up, homeboy?
424
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,573
- What up?
What's going on, man?
425
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:11,009
- What's up, what's your name?
- Vinny, what's going on?
426
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:14,012
- Going up to the roof, looking
at the ocean and being like,
427
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:19,083
"This is paradise. We did it.
We made it. Seaside!"
428
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,184
[laughter]
429
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,353
[cheering]
430
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:26,057
- Now, ten years later
I'm like, "We made it!"
431
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,158
- Now we really made it.
432
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,326
- So buying this house,
433
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,595
it's a big monumental
moment for me.
434
00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:32,931
I'm doing this.
To be living in LA
435
00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:35,466
chasing my dreams,
but at the same time,
436
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:36,768
I don't know
what I'm doing honestly.
437
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,037
I'm just go--I'm just going
with the flow.
438
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,838
What am I doing?
439
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:43,675
Hollywood!
[laughter]
440
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,743
♪ ♪
441
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:52,984
♪ ♪
442
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,118
- ♪ I'm so exhausted ♪
443
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,486
- Oh, no.
444
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,490
- The hell is this?
- What the [bleep]?
445
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,526
[texting]
446
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,128
- Oh, [bleep].
447
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,864
- It's happening. There are
rumblings in the streets
448
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,633
about Angelina.
- Share the news.
449
00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:09,834
- Check your phone.
450
00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:11,002
- ♪ Been here, done that ♪
451
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,770
- What the--what is this?
452
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:16,774
- Chris just posted he wants
to get his tattoo removed.
453
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:19,777
"Does anyone know
a good tattoo removal place?
454
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,846
I think it's time
to get rid of [bleep]."
455
00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:23,181
- It's happening.
456
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:24,515
- Ew, wait, first off,
457
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:28,286
I've never actually
looked at it. [bleep] gross.
458
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:29,954
- You're saying that
you want to get rid
459
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:31,356
of the dirty little hamster.
460
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,558
- I would say that's--that's
a pretty big step.
461
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,227
- Oh, subliminal jabs.
Good times.
462
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,662
- Maybe something's going on.
463
00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:39,931
- This is insane.
You can't make this [bleep] up.
464
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:44,736
- ♪ Big payment
in from Jersey ♪
465
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,637
♪ ♪
466
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,774
- Are you ready for
tonight's virtual pizza party
467
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,109
with the squad?
468
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,945
- I'm always ready for pizza.
- Yes.
469
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,514
- Do you have the list
of what each person wants?
470
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,648
- I have the list.
471
00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,418
Place an order
for delivery, please.
472
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:01,786
- Sure you can.
473
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:06,290
- This is for JWOWW.
She delivers a mean back fist.
474
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,660
And this is going
to Deena and Chris.
475
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,764
- Dinner and Chris?
- To Deener and Chris.
476
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,766
Eight wangers.
- I'm not really sure
477
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,067
what you're saying--
eight what?
478
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,902
- Wangers, you know,
chicken wings.
479
00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:19,737
- Vincent--
- We only do small
480
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,139
or we do large.
481
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,307
- He's a very tiny man.
Angelina's--
482
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,843
we want extra raunch
dressing for her.
483
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,745
She likes it very raunchy.
484
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,347
- You got it.
- We got everything.
485
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:33,651
The orders are in and now it's
just time to just sit back,
486
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,820
relax, and wait for the party.
487
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,489
The first-ever
pizza party over Zoom.
488
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,992
It's happening.
Let's go, honeys.
489
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,428
- I need a snack before that.
- Same.
490
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:51,536
♪ ♪
491
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:52,870
Are you ready?
- I'm ready.
492
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,872
- I'm gonna text
the squad right now.
493
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,007
- Whoo-hoo!
494
00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,778
- Everyone loves pizza and it's
a good excuse for us
495
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,347
to get together on Zoom,
and at the same time,
496
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,017
we want to see what's going on
with Angelina and Chris
497
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,085
because there's some
troubling rumors
498
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:09,153
in the streets, so we gotta
find out
499
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,254
what's really happening.
500
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,690
And the pizza party
is going down.
501
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,093
Pizza is life.
502
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:16,094
I don't know
if I'm going to grab--
503
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,562
- Excited for the pizza party.
504
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:20,031
- One slice at a time or go
all three because we got--
505
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,866
- I already two.
506
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,901
- Oh, my God, you ate already?
507
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,503
- I've already had a pizza.
508
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,538
- He already had a whole pie.
509
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,440
- Hey!
- Hi.
510
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,976
- Pauly D in the building.
511
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:34,846
- Hey, Vincenzo.
- Hey, Vinny.
512
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:38,216
- Vinny, where are you?
In L.A. or Staten Island?
513
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:42,653
- Staten Island and I'm--I'm
eating a salad. I'm on a diet.
514
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:45,389
- Why are you on a diet?
You don't have a job anymore.
515
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,893
- Ooh.
[laughter]
516
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,161
- Technically,
he got furloughed.
517
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,997
- CJ is in the frame.
- Hey, CJ.
518
00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:55,566
- Hey, CJ.
Ronnie, you look younger.
519
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,702
Did you do anything
to the place recently?
520
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,770
- Oh, I did.
I got a facial last week.
521
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,205
- It was TMJ facial?
522
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,674
- Well, I'm not going to
give birth out of my chin.
523
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:07,178
all: Whoa!
524
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,147
- What'd she have, a C-section
on her face?
525
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:12,016
My God. I don't know
if that's gonna heal in time.
526
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:14,085
- Shots fired. Shots fired.
527
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,286
- Shots fired.
528
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,722
- There is a little baby boy
in the frame
529
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,557
so I'm going to keep
my Ps and Qs.
530
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,026
- Jenni, don't talk about 24.
He's right next to you.
531
00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:23,995
[laughter]
532
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:26,330
Zack is eternally 24.
533
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:30,067
Maybe we'll stop making fun
of him when he reaches puberty.
534
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,836
- Guys, I think we're just
waiting on Angeliners
535
00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:33,171
right now.
536
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,839
- Is she gonna be with Chris
on the zoom tonight?
537
00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:36,474
- I don't know. She might be.
538
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,809
- Angelina has been
an X-Factor lately,
539
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,878
you know, ever
since Chris posted
540
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,247
that he wants to get
his tattoo removed.
541
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,249
- Maybe this is like
the couple's therapy.
542
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,618
Like we're hearing rumors.
What's the deal?
543
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,421
- Honestly, we have no idea
what's going on.
544
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,523
- I mean, listen,
even if Chris is there,
545
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:53,824
I don't think there's
anything wrong with saying,
546
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,493
"Listen, guys,
we're full disclosure
547
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:58,196
and we're hearing you guys got
some issues. What's the deal."
548
00:19:58,264 --> 00:19:59,497
- Yeah, Mike,
you should definitely do that.
549
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:00,865
- Oh, when she gets here,
I'll just be like,
550
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,767
"Listen, Pauly's got
something to tell you."
551
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:03,868
- Yeah, and then
I'll say,
552
00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:05,069
listen, what I wanted
to tell you
553
00:20:05,138 --> 00:20:07,071
is that Vinny has something
to tell you.
554
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,573
[laughter]
555
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,942
- She'll be like, "Why Vin?
You want me?"
556
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,076
- Yeah.
557
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:13,244
- Are you still obsessed
with me, Vinny?
558
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,012
- Why are you still obsessed
with me?
559
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,881
- Okay, hold on.
560
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:18,416
Angelina is in
the waiting room.
561
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:19,750
- It's happening.
562
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,752
- Aight--aight, I'ma head out.
I'ma head out.
563
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,754
- All right, let her in.
- Let her in.
564
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,056
Let's find out
what's happening.
565
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,491
- Oh, hello.
- Hey. What's up, guys?
566
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,595
- Hello!
- Oh, damn.
567
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,496
Chris is here.
Here we go again.
568
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,365
- Welcome to
The Situation's pizza party.
569
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,734
- Sup, everyone?
- So you're not divorced.
570
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:38,936
- Oh, my God!
571
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,705
- My man Vinny doesn't lube
it up at all.
572
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:43,441
He goes right in, no foreplay.
Boom.
573
00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:45,476
- You're asking
if we're divorced?
574
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,979
- No, no, I just--
I guess, yeah.
575
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,286
♪ ♪
576
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,354
- So you're not divorced.
577
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,289
- Oh, my God, Vin.
578
00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,657
- You're asking
if we're divorced?
579
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:02,426
- No, no, I just--I guess yeah.
- Hold on.
580
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:03,761
Let me check my hand.
581
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,396
Oh, the ring's on today.
Today was good.
582
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,698
- Oh!
- When that ring comes off,
583
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,201
I'm going to slide right in.
[laughter]
584
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:13,004
- It's almost like he wants me
to get divorced.
585
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,172
You wish.
Literally dreams about me
586
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,174
getting divorced
so he could swoop right in.
587
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:19,410
- So Chris, are you getting
that [bleep] tattoo removed?
588
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,212
- I gotta get it removed, man.
- What is it?
589
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,380
- Ask it?
- What is it?
590
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,514
- Why don't you show it
to everybody?
591
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:24,915
- Nikki doesn't know.
592
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,118
- Pull your friggin' pants down
and show it to them.
593
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,353
[all speaking at once]
594
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:30,521
- There's little kids here.
595
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:33,291
- Sorry.
- Ariana and 24 are children.
596
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:34,659
- Nobody can see it.
597
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:37,528
- We have underage
children here.
598
00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:39,330
- Got a hamster taking
a period [bleep].
599
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,465
- What?
[laughter]
600
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:42,600
- I do want to take it off.
601
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,502
- Here we are.
Here we are, everyone.
602
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,437
- Chris wanted to get rid
of the hamster tattoo
603
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:50,608
is 100% subliminal message
that he wants to get rid
604
00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:54,245
of the dirty little hamster
metaphorically and literally.
605
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:56,213
- He's moved out
like six times.
606
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:57,715
- Oh, my God.
- I moved out.
607
00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,350
I slept at my mother's house
couple times.
608
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:00,651
- He's moved out.
609
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,887
- For your husband to be moving
out of your house
610
00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:05,323
six times, that's wild.
611
00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:07,258
I'll be honest with you.
- This kid doesn't even know
612
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:08,793
how to change
a damn light bulb.
613
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,294
- I fixed the toilet.
I fixed the shower.
614
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:11,295
I fix a lot of things.
615
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,931
- The next step
is out the door.
616
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,599
- Yeah, you guys definitely
need therapy.
617
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,034
- He doesn't even know
how to cook an egg.
618
00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,436
- I could cook anything.
619
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,604
- Oh, I'd love to be a flyer
in your guys' wall.
620
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,573
- I know what I'm getting
you guys for Christmas.
621
00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:23,674
- Fly on my wall.
622
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:24,875
- Oh, my God,
I have that already.
623
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:26,110
- Vinny, let me guess
you're killing
624
00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:27,411
that pizza over there, right?
625
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,879
- I'm eating a salad.
Yeah, I don't want them
626
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:31,549
to watch me just eat the cheese
so I have salad.
627
00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:32,883
- I think I'm done
watching that.
628
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:34,919
- You're not done
with anything, baby.
629
00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:39,623
- Oh, my God.
[all speaking at once]
630
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,459
- If things don't work out
between Angelina and Chris,
631
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:42,493
I think Vinny's gonna be
waiting
632
00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:44,261
outside of
the divorce office,
633
00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:46,630
with roses and chocolate.
634
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,366
- She orgasms every time
we have sex.
635
00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:49,433
That is the truth.
636
00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:50,468
- Why are you
telling them that?
637
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:51,602
- Let 'em know.
- I can't picture
638
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,070
an Angelina orgasm.
639
00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:55,539
"Oh my [bleep] God.
It feels so [bleep] good."
640
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,208
- Ugh.
641
00:22:57,276 --> 00:22:59,710
- Is that also a fight
with and Chris?
642
00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:01,245
- Having sex but
it's not with you.
643
00:23:01,314 --> 00:23:03,481
- Oh, damn!
644
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,983
- So confused right now
'cause I don't even know
645
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,252
if you guys are getting
a divorce or you aren't.
646
00:23:08,321 --> 00:23:09,353
It's so crazy.
647
00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:10,888
- That doesn't seem like
a joke.
648
00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:14,525
Did this pizza Zoom turn into,
like, relationship counseling?
649
00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:19,363
I mean, honestly, I like to not
know so much about them so--
650
00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:21,899
- [shouting indistinctly]
651
00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:23,934
- Ohh!
652
00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:26,203
[crosstalk]
653
00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:28,472
- Meet the bear. Meet the bear.
654
00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:29,974
- God for bear.
655
00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:31,942
How did Ronnie think that he
was gonna get away with this?
656
00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:34,678
Like, literally we spotted her
in the background.
657
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:37,448
We're meeting you girl.
Hey, girl.
658
00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,183
- Oh my God,
is that Saffa Bear?
659
00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:41,519
- Saffa Bear.
660
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:44,922
[all speaking at once]
661
00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:46,424
- Nice to meet you guys.
662
00:23:46,492 --> 00:23:48,993
- Nice to meet you.
663
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:50,828
- She seems nice, Ronnie.
- That's sweet.
664
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,263
- And she makes you blush.
665
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,767
- Every other girl from
Staten Island is whack.
666
00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:57,935
- You're salty, huh,
667
00:23:58,004 --> 00:23:59,103
that you didn't meet
a girl like that?
668
00:23:59,172 --> 00:24:00,438
- You're salty huh?
669
00:24:00,506 --> 00:24:02,006
[laughter]
670
00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:03,340
- Saffire is from
Staten Island
671
00:24:03,409 --> 00:24:04,875
but she's not like Angelina
Staten Island like,
672
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,477
"What do you want
to [bleep] do?
673
00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:08,879
I'll come over there and take a
[bleep] on your [bleep] chest."
674
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,681
Not like that Staten Island.
675
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:14,118
- What's up with Nino
and mama Paul?
676
00:24:14,187 --> 00:24:15,686
- On Sunday,
I'm going to have a feast.
677
00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:17,822
I'll send you guys pictures
of chicken cutlet.
678
00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,457
- [bleep] the pictures.
Send the cutlets.
679
00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:20,558
FedEx that [bleep].
680
00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:22,126
- Talking about, like,
FedEx and stuff,
681
00:24:22,195 --> 00:24:25,196
I had an idea about doing,
like, a cookie exchange
682
00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:27,898
and do, like, a Zoom before,
like with the holidays,
683
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,700
do like a little
Christmas thing.
684
00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:31,035
- A cookie off.
685
00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:33,003
- It'll be fun I love that.
- It's just typical
686
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:34,872
Deena [bleep].
She just likes little, like,
687
00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:36,941
activities and hobbies.
688
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:39,677
Like, if Pinterest was a
person, it would be Deena.
689
00:24:39,745 --> 00:24:41,946
- She makes
really good romance cookies.
690
00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:43,514
Oh my God, they're so good.
691
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:46,517
- I don't want to bake [bleep].
Like I wasn't born to bake.
692
00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:48,018
Ugh. God.
693
00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:50,120
- Chris, if you guys are still
together, you should come.
694
00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:52,223
- Yeah.
- Oh.
695
00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:53,591
[crosstalk]
- [bleep].
696
00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:55,226
- You're so weird.
697
00:24:55,294 --> 00:24:59,163
- ♪ I got rainbows coming out
the back of my car ♪
698
00:24:59,232 --> 00:25:02,399
♪ ♪
699
00:25:02,468 --> 00:25:04,401
- Righty tighty, lefty loosely.
700
00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:07,404
Hey.
- Yo.
701
00:25:07,473 --> 00:25:09,039
- Look who it is.
- What's up, brother?
702
00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:10,307
- What up, man?
703
00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:11,809
My used to be neighbor.
- What's going on?
704
00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:13,110
- You know I got
little hobbies.
705
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,512
- It's a little bit of hobby.
706
00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:15,980
- What's funny is this--this
whole, like, pandemic
707
00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:18,516
I'm able to play with my toys.
I never had time.
708
00:25:18,584 --> 00:25:19,717
- Finally.
- How about yourself?
709
00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:21,285
- Good, bro.
- How's L.A.? Everything?
710
00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:22,653
- Everything's good.
711
00:25:22,722 --> 00:25:23,954
- Yeah, yeah, we saw the girl
on--on--on the zoom
712
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,022
so I hope
we're gonna meet her soon.
713
00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:26,390
- Yes, my new girlfriend,
Saffire.
714
00:25:26,459 --> 00:25:27,758
- That's good.
And you can tell you're happy
715
00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:29,026
and
you're proud of her, you know?
716
00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:31,962
No more single Ronnie.
[laughter]
717
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,130
So wild, right?
718
00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,999
- I think Pauly is
the most upset right now
719
00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,968
just 'cause he can't scream
single Ronnie anymore.
720
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:38,969
- Single Ronnie!
721
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:41,405
all: Single Ronnie.
722
00:25:41,474 --> 00:25:43,574
- Single Ronnie.
- Single Ronnie.
723
00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:45,175
- Single Ronnie.
- Oh!
724
00:25:45,244 --> 00:25:46,377
- They've been screaming it
for literally
725
00:25:46,445 --> 00:25:47,845
ten [bleep] years.
726
00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:51,081
I've never been single.
[laughter]
727
00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:52,216
I gotta get back to work.
I'm doing--
728
00:25:52,285 --> 00:25:54,184
I'm doing
crazy stuff, man.
729
00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:56,320
- Whoa.
730
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:59,456
Holy DJ Cisco.
What is going on?
731
00:25:59,525 --> 00:26:01,592
- It's Platinum D now.
- Oh, my God.
732
00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:04,428
- I'm hoping 2021 will be
a nice good year for everybody.
733
00:26:04,497 --> 00:26:06,063
I hope we can get together
with the family and everything.
734
00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:07,531
And then, like, on that Zoom,
like,
735
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,966
you saw Angelina
and--and Chris
736
00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:10,301
they were like--they
were acting weird, right?
737
00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:11,869
- They were always
acting weird.
738
00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:14,104
- I'm praying for them because
nobody wants to go through that
739
00:26:14,173 --> 00:26:16,106
but they don't look happy.
On that call, I was confused.
740
00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:17,241
I was confused.
- They--they--they haven't
741
00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:18,542
looked happy
since the wedding, bro.
742
00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:20,344
- That marriage put--
took a toll
743
00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:21,679
on everybody for one year.
744
00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,948
Now, if it doesn't last,
all that was for nothing.
745
00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:26,784
- All the [bleep] we had to go
through with the girls and--
746
00:26:26,852 --> 00:26:28,118
- Nicole is no longer with us.
747
00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:29,853
- Nicole not coming with.
It's just like for what?
748
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:31,522
- Maybe she'll come back now.
749
00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:33,524
- For the divorce
party [bleep].
750
00:26:33,593 --> 00:26:36,760
- For real, dude. Do you give
speeches at divorce parties?
751
00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:38,462
[laughter]
752
00:26:41,867 --> 00:26:44,435
- ♪ Santa hit the ground
so hard it's shakin' ♪
753
00:26:44,503 --> 00:26:47,338
♪ Santa's in the house
now cookies bakin' ♪
754
00:26:47,406 --> 00:26:50,074
- That time of year again,
Christmas cookies.
755
00:26:50,142 --> 00:26:52,042
But this time
it's a competition.
756
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:53,477
A "Jersey Shore" competition.
757
00:26:53,546 --> 00:26:56,213
Deena suggests that we all do
a cookie exchange.
758
00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:59,617
I got this in the bag
because Nikki is a wild card
759
00:26:59,685 --> 00:27:00,651
in the kitchen.
760
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,019
You think you can do it, babe?
761
00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:04,154
- What do you think?
This is a baking show?
762
00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:05,222
- Pretty much.
763
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:06,590
- I love cookies
this time of year.
764
00:27:06,659 --> 00:27:09,360
- Do sprinkles melt?
I feel like they do.
765
00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:11,495
- I need some [bleep] alcohol
for this.
766
00:27:11,564 --> 00:27:13,430
Distribute evenly.
767
00:27:13,499 --> 00:27:15,232
[bleep] cookies are going
to be flat as [bleep].
768
00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:17,234
- Just send the showstopper.
769
00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,470
- Who the [bleep]
wants to do a cookie bakeoff?
770
00:27:19,538 --> 00:27:21,905
[holiday music]
771
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,440
- Babe, can you get
the butter out?
772
00:27:23,509 --> 00:27:26,844
- Gonna help mom make cookies?
You want some chocolate chips?
773
00:27:26,912 --> 00:27:27,978
- Where's the baking powder?
774
00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:29,580
- In the pantry?
- In the pantry.
775
00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:32,983
- Don't--don't dunk it in.
You have to gradually add it.
776
00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:35,886
- Where does it say that?
- In every recipe.
777
00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:37,588
- How about we do
reindeer cookies?
778
00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:39,957
- Looks like a bunny but okay.
- Jesus Christ. Fine.
779
00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:41,792
- What are you doing
over there?
780
00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:42,960
- Now I'm baking cookies.
781
00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:45,663
- Oh, my God.
782
00:27:45,731 --> 00:27:48,666
- This was Deena's idea,
by the way.
783
00:27:48,734 --> 00:27:52,703
[bleep] that man. Cookie off.
784
00:27:52,772 --> 00:27:56,540
I'm a little annoyed that Deena
wants to do a cookie exchange.
785
00:27:56,609 --> 00:27:57,841
Oh, [bleep]!
786
00:27:57,910 --> 00:28:00,511
I don't think she fully
understood the concept
787
00:28:00,579 --> 00:28:02,446
that we live
in different states.
788
00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:04,415
- How do we all eat
each other's cookies though?
789
00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:05,916
- We all send them out.
790
00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:07,518
We wait for them all to be
delivered and then we try them.
791
00:28:07,586 --> 00:28:08,852
- But--but how many
are we making?
792
00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:11,021
- Seven dozen.
793
00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:12,956
Great.
I'm gonna make 72 cookies
794
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:14,825
and send them
to four different states.
795
00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:17,061
Like, no big deal.
This is what happens
796
00:28:17,129 --> 00:28:18,662
when you're pregnant
and you're bored.
797
00:28:18,731 --> 00:28:21,965
- And I also got, like, fun
Christmas pajamas.
798
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:24,234
You know,
Christmas is my thing.
799
00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:26,170
- I should've just ordered
like six dozen.
800
00:28:26,238 --> 00:28:28,105
- That's what I
would've suggested.
801
00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:30,541
- I'm going to make
the seven layers.
802
00:28:30,609 --> 00:28:35,112
I am super good at baking
and these seven-layer cookies
803
00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:37,147
are, like, my specialty.
804
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:39,616
- Deena loves making those
green, white, and red things.
805
00:28:39,685 --> 00:28:41,485
- You know, everybody loves
my seven layers
806
00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:42,953
so I want to impress.
807
00:28:43,022 --> 00:28:45,556
- I don't like those.
- I go by my eye.
808
00:28:45,624 --> 00:28:47,324
I want the roomies to be like,
"Ooh, Deena's
809
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:49,626
so--so good at baking."
810
00:28:49,695 --> 00:28:51,462
These are going to be made
with love.
811
00:28:51,530 --> 00:28:55,299
- [bleep] came off.
I rarely use this thing.
812
00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:58,736
What if Angelina used hers?
I got her those big,
813
00:28:58,804 --> 00:29:04,141
nice ones for her
wedding gift or whatever.
814
00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:07,010
- Because
I kind of returned the mixer
815
00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:09,379
that Jenni bought me
for my bridal shower.
816
00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:11,148
Don't tell her though.
817
00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:13,317
- Okay, I won't tell her.
818
00:29:13,385 --> 00:29:15,185
- Oh, my God, we have to eat
Angelina's cookies?
819
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,987
- Angelina doesn't cook.
- No [bleep].
820
00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:19,790
She probably bought hers.
821
00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:22,893
- It wasn't so hard.
822
00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:24,995
- I think Mike gonna eat
all of his
823
00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:26,396
before they send them out.
824
00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:29,800
- You ate two trays
of my romance cookies.
825
00:29:29,869 --> 00:29:31,869
This is how much butter
you consumed.
826
00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:34,238
- Wow. Well.
827
00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:38,108
My wife's cookies are fire.
They're called romance cookies.
828
00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:39,676
- Oh, yeah.
829
00:29:39,745 --> 00:29:42,446
- You are in love with them
from the first bite.
830
00:29:42,515 --> 00:29:43,847
- Nikki was asking me
for the recipe.
831
00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:44,948
- Yeah.
832
00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:45,983
- She asked me
for it a few times.
833
00:29:46,051 --> 00:29:47,050
I didn't send it yet.
834
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:48,352
- I know.
I think Pauly loved 'em.
835
00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:49,753
This is a recipe
836
00:29:49,822 --> 00:29:52,856
that has been handed down
from generation to generation.
837
00:29:52,925 --> 00:29:54,458
- Listen, they're
considered family.
838
00:29:54,527 --> 00:29:56,593
We can give it to them.
No one else.
839
00:29:56,662 --> 00:29:58,796
- Or do we wait until
they get married?
840
00:29:58,864 --> 00:30:00,230
- Oh.
841
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:02,800
- Because now if they break up,
where does the recipe go?
842
00:30:02,868 --> 00:30:05,068
- Mm-hmm. Yep.
843
00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:07,137
- I hope--oh my God!
844
00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:09,640
Oh, my God! No!
845
00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:11,241
[bleep] my life.
846
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:12,609
- Well, you know, Vinny ain't
cook--well,
847
00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:15,512
actually Vinny's mom's
probably cooking his.
848
00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:16,814
- Probably.
849
00:30:16,882 --> 00:30:20,217
♪ ♪
850
00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:23,554
- Clearly, I wasn't going
to bake so I, you know,
851
00:30:23,622 --> 00:30:25,622
made my mom bake
my cookies for me.
852
00:30:25,691 --> 00:30:26,657
[ding]
853
00:30:26,725 --> 00:30:27,958
- ♪ Fa, la, la,
la, la ♪
854
00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:29,827
- It's way safer
than Angelina's cookies
855
00:30:29,895 --> 00:30:31,495
that's for damn sure.
856
00:30:31,564 --> 00:30:33,330
- Oh, my goodness.
Look at that.
857
00:30:33,399 --> 00:30:34,798
- Are they good?
- They are good.
858
00:30:34,867 --> 00:30:36,633
- Wow.
859
00:30:36,702 --> 00:30:37,835
- They're good.
860
00:30:37,903 --> 00:30:39,269
♪ ♪
861
00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,305
- How good is that?
- I'd eat it.
862
00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:43,207
- Send it.
- Cat hairs on it.
863
00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:46,410
Ew.
I have to give them something.
864
00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:48,779
I can't just not give
the roommates anything
865
00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:50,914
because then I'm going
to hear [bleep] from them.
866
00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:53,050
Let me give the roommates
867
00:30:53,118 --> 00:30:57,221
something each that I think
they like from my house.
868
00:30:57,289 --> 00:30:59,223
All ready to be
shipped out tomorrow.
869
00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:01,992
- ♪ It's just like
any ordinary time ♪
870
00:31:02,061 --> 00:31:03,527
- Excited today?
871
00:31:03,596 --> 00:31:05,362
- We're supposed to be
in the pajamas that Deena sent.
872
00:31:05,431 --> 00:31:06,363
Go change.
873
00:31:06,432 --> 00:31:07,764
- Hello.
- Yo, yo, yo, what up?
874
00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:10,167
- Oh, good. Everybody's
wearing their jammies.
875
00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:13,871
- Deena, of course,
sent us all matching PJs.
876
00:31:13,939 --> 00:31:15,005
- Oh, yay. Everyone.
877
00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:18,442
I wasn't sure
if everybody was--oh.
878
00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:19,977
- Ronnie wearing all black.
879
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:22,512
- I was just about to say wow,
everybody wore their jammies.
880
00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:24,047
- Something happened
with the mail I think.
881
00:31:24,116 --> 00:31:25,415
- On brand. On brand.
882
00:31:25,484 --> 00:31:28,652
- Angelina's camera's sideways.
She's sideways.
883
00:31:28,721 --> 00:31:30,053
- Ah.
884
00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:31,488
- Ang, you gotta
spin the camera.
885
00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:32,589
- I'm already drunk.
886
00:31:32,658 --> 00:31:33,924
- Angelina, where's
your husband?
887
00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:35,325
- Working. Why do you ask?
888
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:37,594
Are you really that involved
in my life?
889
00:31:37,663 --> 00:31:40,063
Vinny just needs a hobby
or he needs to get a girl
890
00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:42,232
so he's not so focused
on my life.
891
00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:44,468
- I don't know what's going on
between Angelina and Chris,
892
00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:46,570
but it's kind of weird
that he's not around
893
00:31:46,639 --> 00:31:48,138
and she's acting like
it's nothing.
894
00:31:48,207 --> 00:31:49,706
And you know what,
maybe it is nothing
895
00:31:49,775 --> 00:31:51,141
and I can't keep up
with this [bleep].
896
00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:54,177
This right here I know
right away it's probably Vinny.
897
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,812
- Those are not mine.
Those are Paula's.
898
00:31:55,881 --> 00:31:56,980
She's an angel.
899
00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:59,683
- Yeah.
- Those are called struffoli.
900
00:31:59,752 --> 00:32:03,587
- CJ's loving Jenni's cookie.
- Thank you, Aunt Deena!
901
00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:05,188
- Them are delicious.
902
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,824
- Thank you, Milani.
903
00:32:07,893 --> 00:32:10,427
- Who made these yummy ones?
- Mike and Lauren's, right?
904
00:32:10,496 --> 00:32:11,795
- Who made the chocolate chip?
905
00:32:11,864 --> 00:32:13,997
- I made the chocolate chip.
The chip my favorite one.
906
00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:16,633
- Did anyone get non-cookie
packaging?
907
00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:18,735
- Yes. Who sent these?
908
00:32:18,804 --> 00:32:20,671
- Oh yeah,
I got teeth whitening.
909
00:32:20,739 --> 00:32:21,905
Thanks, Ang.
910
00:32:21,974 --> 00:32:24,541
- Angelina, you sent me
hair dye.
911
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,243
- I wanna show what Angelina
got me
912
00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:27,744
but the kids have to leave.
913
00:32:27,813 --> 00:32:30,447
- I knew you loved it.
- Jenni, hide your kids.
914
00:32:32,518 --> 00:32:35,419
- Oh, my gosh.
- Wait, what? Oh, man.
915
00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:38,355
All right, time to go.
So thank you for hopping on.
916
00:32:38,424 --> 00:32:40,424
I'm glad we were able
to do this. I love you all.
917
00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:42,125
- Cookie exchange.
It was a disaster
918
00:32:42,194 --> 00:32:43,694
but it was a success.
For us to come together
919
00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:45,162
for something like that,
that's special.
920
00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:46,330
- All right, bye.
- Bye.
921
00:32:46,398 --> 00:32:49,666
- Oh, my God!
922
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:52,536
- There's a lot of drama
going on.
923
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:55,305
- I cannot believe there's
divorce rumors already.
924
00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:56,840
- Babe.
- You look pretty.
925
00:32:56,909 --> 00:32:59,743
I never really imagined what
a woman for me would look like.
926
00:32:59,812 --> 00:33:01,878
I have an important question
to ask you.
927
00:33:01,947 --> 00:33:05,716
Until I met Nikki.
Will you accept this ring?
928
00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:07,317
- Oh, my God, are you serious?
929
00:33:07,386 --> 00:33:09,820
♪ ♪
930
00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:12,222
- ♪ Hey ♪
931
00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:13,523
- ♪ Yeah, hey ♪
932
00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:15,726
- Vinny!
- Get outta here.
933
00:33:15,794 --> 00:33:17,594
- I gotta present for you, it's
[bleep] Christmas.
934
00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:20,964
- Leave it there.
- I love you. Bye, bi-coastal.
935
00:33:21,033 --> 00:33:22,466
- So it's Christmas Eve
936
00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:26,003
and decided to make
a little appearance finally.
937
00:33:26,071 --> 00:33:28,338
- What's up, everyone?
938
00:33:28,407 --> 00:33:31,174
♪ ♪
939
00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:34,544
- Wow!
- Go, go, go!
940
00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:36,680
[laughter]
941
00:33:36,749 --> 00:33:40,684
- Look, Vinny. Merry after
Christmas. What the [bleep]?
942
00:33:40,753 --> 00:33:42,352
- A speedo.
943
00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:44,321
- Ho ho ho!
944
00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:47,624
- I'm vertically
challenged so--
945
00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:48,859
Story of my life.
946
00:33:48,927 --> 00:33:50,360
- How is it this hard, like--
947
00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:52,362
- Who wants almond milk
at our house?
948
00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:56,233
- I actually might rock this.
949
00:33:56,301 --> 00:33:59,870
♪ ♪
950
00:33:59,938 --> 00:34:01,772
- ♪ A kiss, a kiss ♪
951
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,441
♪ I'm standing by
the mistletoe ♪
952
00:34:04,510 --> 00:34:07,511
- I'll be honest,
I am team healthy baby.
953
00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:10,380
I am so excited, you know,
because right now
954
00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:13,917
we are about to find out
the gender of our first baby.
955
00:34:13,986 --> 00:34:16,853
We have everyone on the Zoom
ready to go.
956
00:34:16,922 --> 00:34:19,322
- Are we here?
- Who dat?
957
00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:23,593
- We're all so excited!
CJ thinks it's a girl.
958
00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:26,430
- Guys, I'm busy.
Let's make this quick.
959
00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:29,066
What's up?
- Oh, my God, he so annoying.
960
00:34:29,134 --> 00:34:31,635
- Who's team boy and team girl?
961
00:34:31,703 --> 00:34:32,636
- Team boy.
- Boy.
962
00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:34,104
- Girl.
- Girl.
963
00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:38,075
- BDS is team boy right now
but at the end of the day,
964
00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:41,878
what we wish for is a happy,
healthy baby boy. Oh no.
965
00:34:41,947 --> 00:34:44,581
- Let's get it. Let's get it.
966
00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:48,618
What we wish for
is a happy, healthy baby.
967
00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:50,120
- Whoo!
- So--
968
00:34:50,189 --> 00:34:51,121
- You ready?
969
00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:52,422
- What do we-- what happened?
970
00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:53,857
- All right, let's get it.
- I don't know.
971
00:34:53,926 --> 00:34:56,593
- Tree is gonna turn
either pink or blue.
972
00:34:56,662 --> 00:35:01,631
Okay. Okay.
We're going to count down.
973
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:05,168
Three, two, one.
974
00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:09,539
- Oh, my--
975
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:13,243
- Boy! It's a boy!
[shouting]
976
00:35:13,312 --> 00:35:15,745
- Knew it was a boy. I knew it!
I knew it!
977
00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:18,248
- It's a boy!
978
00:35:18,317 --> 00:35:21,351
- A situation that's gonna have
biceps bigger than his father.
979
00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:23,120
I love it.
980
00:35:23,188 --> 00:35:27,290
- Congratulations.
- Oh, I'm so excited!
981
00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:30,560
- It's gonna be incredible
to see them as parents
982
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:33,163
and I'm just really excited
to meet this baby.
983
00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:35,132
- I wish we were together.
This feels so weird
984
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,634
having to celebrate,
like, you know such a--
985
00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:39,970
- I know. I know.
Hopefully, we can get together
986
00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:42,339
maybe after the holidays
when things calm down,
987
00:35:42,407 --> 00:35:44,708
but we wanted to,
like, have this gender reveal
988
00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:46,143
when it happened for us too
989
00:35:46,211 --> 00:35:48,145
because, you know,
we're all family,
990
00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:50,280
so we can't really hold
anything from you guys.
991
00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:54,784
- And you can't keep a secret
anyway, Mike so.
992
00:35:54,853 --> 00:35:57,387
- It's really special
for myself and my wife
993
00:35:57,456 --> 00:36:00,390
to get this far
in our pregnancy.
994
00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:01,424
- You guys are trying.
995
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:02,692
- Yeah.
- Getting pregnant.
996
00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:03,860
- Seems like we're in
attack mode right now.
997
00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:05,095
- Yeah.
998
00:36:05,164 --> 00:36:06,329
- It's definitely been
a tough journey.
999
00:36:06,398 --> 00:36:08,431
- It was 6 1/2, seven weeks
and I miscarried.
1000
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,635
- We're about to have
baby situation and I'm so happy
1001
00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:13,737
to be at this very moment
in time right now.
1002
00:36:13,805 --> 00:36:15,372
- It says it is.
1003
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:16,940
- Stop it.
1004
00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:19,876
- We're ending 2020
on such a positive note.
1005
00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:22,646
- You're gonna make me cry.
- We did it.
1006
00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:25,882
And 2021 is going to be epic.
1007
00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:29,519
I love you, guys. We gotta go.
I'll catch you guys later.
1008
00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:31,388
- I love you!
- Bye!
1009
00:36:31,456 --> 00:36:33,790
[all saying bye]
1010
00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,792
- Bye, baby Sorrentino.
1011
00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:37,494
- Bye!
1012
00:36:37,563 --> 00:36:40,497
[upbeat music]
1013
00:36:40,566 --> 00:36:45,068
♪ ♪
1014
00:36:45,137 --> 00:36:47,971
- Happy New Year!
1015
00:36:49,908 --> 00:36:52,809
- ♪ Last night, took an L,
but tonight I bounce back ♪
1016
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:55,212
♪ Wake up every morning,
by the night I count stacks ♪
1017
00:36:57,683 --> 00:36:59,449
- Honey, group chat
is lit right now.
1018
00:36:59,518 --> 00:37:00,784
- What is happening now?
1019
00:37:00,852 --> 00:37:02,185
- There's a lot of dramas
going on.
1020
00:37:02,254 --> 00:37:08,191
♪ ♪
1021
00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:10,393
- Wow, that's a new one.
1022
00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:13,563
Unfollowing each other
on social media.
1023
00:37:13,632 --> 00:37:15,565
- You think they're getting
a divorce?
1024
00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:16,700
- I don't know, babe.
1025
00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:17,701
- You know he's
your best friend.
1026
00:37:17,769 --> 00:37:19,102
- No.
1027
00:37:19,171 --> 00:37:21,605
- Oh my God, Angelina removed
the Larangeira name
1028
00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:22,872
from her bio.
1029
00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:25,375
D word, the divorce word.
1030
00:37:25,444 --> 00:37:28,178
- I cannot believe
there's divorce rumors already.
1031
00:37:28,247 --> 00:37:30,146
Definitely trouble in paradise
1032
00:37:30,215 --> 00:37:32,182
over there
with all the unfollowing,
1033
00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:35,118
Angelina deleting her Instagram
every other day.
1034
00:37:35,187 --> 00:37:36,486
- It's a mess, man.
1035
00:37:36,555 --> 00:37:38,955
- Am I going to have to DJ
a divorce party soon?
1036
00:37:39,024 --> 00:37:41,124
- I want my gift back.
1037
00:37:41,193 --> 00:37:43,026
- What a [bleep] show.
1038
00:37:43,095 --> 00:37:44,628
- It's wild.
1039
00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:47,764
2021 was a doozy of a year,
1040
00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:49,532
but this is just next level.
1041
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:52,235
♪ ♪
1042
00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:54,504
Just when we thought
that everything was good
1043
00:37:54,573 --> 00:37:55,705
from the redo...
1044
00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:57,540
[cheering]
1045
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,809
- I love a wedding redo
this time of year.
1046
00:37:59,878 --> 00:38:01,077
- But it--it's not.
1047
00:38:01,146 --> 00:38:04,047
I really hope that she's okay,
but I don't think
1048
00:38:04,116 --> 00:38:06,182
three time's a charm
you know what I'm saying?
1049
00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:08,418
[phone ringing]
1050
00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:10,320
- Oh, man.
1051
00:38:12,024 --> 00:38:16,226
No. Not today, Jenni.
1052
00:38:16,295 --> 00:38:17,427
Might be a while.
1053
00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:21,531
♪ ♪
1054
00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:24,868
♪ ♪
1055
00:38:24,936 --> 00:38:26,336
- "The stars unfollowed
each other.
1056
00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:28,138
"Angelina removed the
Larangeira name
1057
00:38:28,206 --> 00:38:29,906
from her bio on Instagram."
1058
00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:32,409
Oh, my God.
1059
00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:33,843
- [bleep].
1060
00:38:33,912 --> 00:38:36,313
Okay, she's not answering me.
She always answers me.
1061
00:38:39,217 --> 00:38:46,256
♪ ♪
1062
00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:49,492
- [sighs]
1063
00:38:49,561 --> 00:38:51,094
And so it begins.
1064
00:38:51,163 --> 00:38:53,797
There's so much information
coming in from the streets,
1065
00:38:53,865 --> 00:38:56,499
from social media
about Angelina's relationship
1066
00:38:56,568 --> 00:38:57,934
falling apart.
1067
00:38:58,003 --> 00:39:01,404
We've all been trying
to reach out.
1068
00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:02,806
- Please leave your message--
1069
00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:05,108
- I haven't heard from her.
Like, not one word.
1070
00:39:05,177 --> 00:39:07,043
- Now, she's going at
it alone.
1071
00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:10,480
I have to put all these pieces
of the puzzle together
1072
00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:13,016
so that maybe I can try to
help her at the end of the day.
1073
00:39:13,085 --> 00:39:16,986
It seems like they're having
nemores here, and all signs
1074
00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:19,789
lead to a toxic relationship
right now.
1075
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,891
I need to reinvent myself,
okay?
1076
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,961
Every single stage of your life
is going to ask
1077
00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,363
for a new version of yourself.
1078
00:39:26,431 --> 00:39:28,031
We started out
as The Situation.
1079
00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:30,567
My abs are so ripped up
I call it the situation.
1080
00:39:30,635 --> 00:39:33,169
Transformed into
the Inspiration.
1081
00:39:33,238 --> 00:39:34,771
all: Grant me the serenity
1082
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,107
to accept the things
I cannot change.
1083
00:39:37,175 --> 00:39:40,143
- Then The Designation.
The Designation in the house.
1084
00:39:40,212 --> 00:39:41,277
- I owe you my life.
1085
00:39:41,346 --> 00:39:43,246
- Most recently The Mediation.
1086
00:39:43,315 --> 00:39:44,881
- The Mediation,
that's a new one.
1087
00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:48,385
- Yeah. And this version calls
for The Investigation.
1088
00:39:48,453 --> 00:39:51,388
[dramatic music]
1089
00:39:51,456 --> 00:39:57,994
♪ ♪
1090
00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:01,264
Even the blogs
are picking it up.
1091
00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:04,067
The blogs thinking they're
they're getting divorced.
1092
00:40:04,136 --> 00:40:06,069
That's not good at all.
1093
00:40:06,138 --> 00:40:07,704
- The hell's happening
down here.
1094
00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:10,540
- What do you mean what's--what
do you mean is happening?
1095
00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:11,975
- What is this?
1096
00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:14,477
Why are there pictures
of Angelina and Chris up there?
1097
00:40:14,546 --> 00:40:15,979
- This is my secret project,
all right?
1098
00:40:16,047 --> 00:40:19,382
My new nickname is called
The Investigation.
1099
00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:23,453
[upbeat music]
1100
00:40:23,522 --> 00:40:27,323
♪ ♪
1101
00:40:27,392 --> 00:40:30,660
- This is very romantic though.
It is our anniversary.
1102
00:40:30,729 --> 00:40:34,364
Nikki and my--so it is Nikki
and my--Nikki and I?
1103
00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:40,203
- Yeah. So it is our one--yeah,
so it is our anniversary
1104
00:40:40,272 --> 00:40:41,905
and I'm trying to go all out.
1105
00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:45,642
Gonna need that.
She deserves a nice anniversary
1106
00:40:45,710 --> 00:40:47,710
and I'm ready
for this next level.
1107
00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:50,113
Baby, you make my heart
go putt putt.
1108
00:40:50,182 --> 00:40:52,148
- Babe?
1109
00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:53,383
- There's my putter.
1110
00:40:53,452 --> 00:40:55,685
- Too sweet, I'm too--
1111
00:40:57,322 --> 00:40:59,289
Aw!
- You look pretty.
1112
00:40:59,357 --> 00:41:01,858
I never really imagined
what a woman for me
1113
00:41:01,927 --> 00:41:04,060
would look like
until I met Nikki.
1114
00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:07,130
- We're having champagne.
- Oh yeah, this is official.
1115
00:41:07,199 --> 00:41:09,766
And then I knew.
Here we go. To one year.
1116
00:41:09,835 --> 00:41:11,601
- Salut. To one year.
- To hanging in the pandemic.
1117
00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:13,403
- Yay.
- Salud.
1118
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,575
- 2020 was like a blessing
in disguise.
1119
00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:21,177
- It was good for our
relationship, I gotta say,
1120
00:41:21,246 --> 00:41:22,679
'cause like I said
put me in one spot
1121
00:41:22,747 --> 00:41:26,950
for more than a week
focus on our relationship.
1122
00:41:27,018 --> 00:41:29,452
It's just a lot of work.
You're a lot of work.
1123
00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:30,820
- I'm--I'm a lot of work.
1124
00:41:30,889 --> 00:41:33,323
- See at least you admit it.
At least you admit it.
1125
00:41:33,391 --> 00:41:36,960
Well, I will tell you this.
1126
00:41:37,028 --> 00:41:40,063
You are my best friend.
1127
00:41:40,131 --> 00:41:41,464
You have my heart.
1128
00:41:41,533 --> 00:41:45,335
And I have an important
question to ask you.
1129
00:41:45,403 --> 00:41:49,072
Will you...
1130
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:51,241
accept this ring?
1131
00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:53,476
- Oh, my God.
Are you serious?
1132
00:41:59,784 --> 00:42:01,251
- I don't remember
how this works.
1133
00:42:01,319 --> 00:42:04,020
- Oh, I love the Poconos
this time of year!
1134
00:42:04,089 --> 00:42:07,557
[laughter, shouting]
- I have a need for speed!
1135
00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:08,758
- Come get some!
1136
00:42:09,494 --> 00:42:11,427
- Poconos, babe the most!
- Yes.
1137
00:42:11,496 --> 00:42:13,963
- God, I've missed you!
1138
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,633
- We got engaged.
[all shouting]
1139
00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:19,469
- Weddings, babies,
this should be a fun trip.
1140
00:42:19,538 --> 00:42:21,471
- It's happening.
[screaming]
1141
00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:23,540
- Four Guidos in the snow.
- Man down.
1142
00:42:23,608 --> 00:42:25,108
all: Italian ice!
1143
00:42:25,176 --> 00:42:26,543
- Good, yo!
- This is going to be
1144
00:42:26,611 --> 00:42:28,811
the biggest family vacation
ever.
1145
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:32,048
- Family vacation!
[all cheering]
1146
00:42:32,117 --> 00:42:34,851
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the Guido Mania.
1147
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,653
- You're going down!
- What's up my guy?
1148
00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:38,988
- I'm quick as [bleep], boy.
- What the [bleep]?
1149
00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:40,823
Oh.
- There's children here.
1150
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:43,092
- I'm trying to plan
Jenni's birthday.
1151
00:42:43,161 --> 00:42:46,696
- Happy birthday!
[screaming]
1152
00:42:46,765 --> 00:42:49,866
- This girl's trying to sell
these videos to TMZ.
1153
00:42:49,935 --> 00:42:51,467
- Oh, my God!
1154
00:42:51,536 --> 00:42:53,536
- You [bleep] cheated.
- What the [bleep]?
1155
00:42:53,605 --> 00:42:56,372
- [moaning]
- Oh, that's not a friend.
1156
00:42:56,441 --> 00:42:58,808
- We all remember your speech.
Girl, your next, bitch.
1157
00:42:58,877 --> 00:43:00,376
- Are you gonna fight me?
- Stop.
1158
00:43:00,445 --> 00:43:01,978
- Take this to the face, bitch.
1159
00:43:02,047 --> 00:43:04,447
- There's so much going on
in all our lives.
1160
00:43:04,516 --> 00:43:05,648
- It's like a lot.
1161
00:43:05,717 --> 00:43:06,950
- It feels like
too much sometimes.
1162
00:43:07,018 --> 00:43:08,618
- All this [bleep]
is her [bleep] made-up lie.
1163
00:43:08,687 --> 00:43:09,619
- Tell 'em this, bitch.
1164
00:43:09,688 --> 00:43:11,387
- Damn.
- Let's do it!
1165
00:43:11,456 --> 00:43:12,722
- This is why I quit the show.
1166
00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:14,457
- It's all [bleep] weird.
1167
00:43:14,526 --> 00:43:16,025
[screaming]
1168
00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:17,427
- I'm going tubing!
1169
00:43:17,495 --> 00:43:20,897
- Let's go again, Angelina!
- Oh, [bleep].
1170
00:43:20,966 --> 00:43:23,800
[all screaming]
1171
00:43:23,868 --> 00:43:27,236
- Can I get a ride?
Can someone pick me up?