- Honey, what's it say?
- It says it is.
- Stop it.
- Mm. - We finally did it.
- Okay, DJ.
Drop that wedding redo beat!
[laughter]
- I'm the speech-writing GOAT.
[dramatic tone]
- I don't know if it's a good idea
for anyone to do speeches.
- The speech ruined her wedding last time.
- Oh, wow. Vinny's drinking.
- There's a lot of pressure here.
- He's nervous!
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
♪ Let's party, get loud ♪ - Yeah, buddy!
- The Situation is under construction.
- This might not have been the best idea.
- We're so classy now.
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!
- Um, hello?
- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪
[upbeat music]
- For the second time,
Angelina and Chris
Larangeira!
[all cheering]
♪ ♪
- Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh!
Oh, my God!
- So the wedding redo is over,
and it was a super success.
And now it's time for the second wedding reception,
and I'm hoping this goes a lot smoother
than the last one. [chuckles]
- Guys, I'd like to make a toast.
No, I'm just kidding.
all: Ohh!
- Too soon. Too soon.
[shouting]
Too soon.
[laughter]
- Flip the table. - I literally was, like,
"Please." - He's amazed, he's, like--
- Just kidding!
- At least we can laugh about it now, though.
I mean, thank God. Thank God.
- "Thank God" is right.
- Oh, my God. Esteban is on his way.
- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, damn.
That's a wedding spread right there.
- Oh, my goodness! - Whoa, damn!
- Whoa, that's heavy. - Damn.
I'm gonna just pat myself on the back here
because this spread here is just glorious.
- That's so big. - That's what she said.
- A chicken parm, chicken marsasla.
- Spaghetti. - Chicken saltimbocca.
- The salad, pizza.
- Oh, my goodness, guys.
- Is that broccoli?
- Italian bread. Garlic bread.
Shortbread.
- Oh, my goodness.
- What's in that?
- Prosciutto. - I can't have that.
- Why can't you have what's in that, Dee?
- Prosciutto? - What is it?
- It's just, like, if you have anything uncooked for pregnant,
there's a chance that there's a bacteria,
so they try and make you stay away from, like--
- Oh, that's the reason?
- Yeah, 'cause pregnant-- - I did not know that.
- So, like, hot dogs... - Yeah, yeah.
- Or, like, this type of meat or cheese.
Like, she can have cheese that's not in a raw state.
- My honeys did an amazing job at picking this spread,
but I forgot that part of pregnancy
is, like, you can't just eat whatever you want.
- I have to Google if I can have a cannoli cream.
- Is there no cheese on it, though?
- I mean, there is, honey.
There's tons of pizzas. - There's no cheese on it.
We just found out about our pregnancy,
so I can't ask for help.
And I have no idea what I'm doing right now.
[laughter]
[glass clinking]
- That's kiss.
- Kiss! - Oh.
- Kiss, kiss! - Make out!
- Like, kiss him! Like you [bleep] love him!
- He doesn't put it over his tongue!
- I've been eating cannolis all night!
- Kiss! Damn it!
[shouting]
[all chanting] Tongue, tongue, tongue!
- What is this?
[all chanting] Tongue, tongue, tongue!
[cheering]
- We knew you had it in there!
- Spit in her mouth!
- Ew, stop, no!
- Get out of here! - So what?
Everybody's looking.
- Awkward!
Vinny liked that more than you guys.
- He was cuckolding. - We know.
[laughter]
- We have one last thing to get through,
and that's the speech.
[upbeat music]
- Oh, Vinny's really chugging them down
right now, huh?
- Somebody's turning up.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- That's the biggest bottle of [indistinct] I've ever seen.
- Vinny, when you're sipping on your drink,
don't stare at me with that eye.
♪ ♪
- Oh, my God. Look at him.
What do you have planned... - [laughs] Nothing.
- That is making you like this?
He's like a child right now. - Yeah, something's happening.
Vinny, just do me one favor.
Please, please, please, Vinny, please.
I swear to God,
don't put your hairy balls on my face.
- Wow. - What?
What the hell?
Things you never expect a bride to say.
"Please don't put your hairy balls on my face."
[chuckles]
Only Angelina.
- Because he likes to strip and do that!
- I don't know. I don't know.
What world are you living in?
Your [bleep] husband is a foot away from you.
How am I gonna [bleep] you
if he's right next to you tonight?
- I don't know if you're gonna do some strip tease on me
and then take it out of your shorts and [bleep].
- What the hell? - Oh, my God.
- What?
- Jesus, forgive her.
- Yeah. She needs it.
- [laughs]
Why did my speech go wrong
when the bride's literally telling my brother, Vinny,
like, "Please don't put your hairy balls on my face."
- [bleep].
- Oh, my God. - Vinny.
Do not try to [bleep] bag me. - I'm gonna get her to work.
I go to work, come home.
- And--and don't try to do that--what is that called?
Mushroom tattoo [bleep]?
- What? - Don't try doing that.
- A mushroom tattoo. - What's a mushroom tattoo?
- I know a mushroom tattoo. - Don't do that to me.
- Of course Chris knows.
- Yeah, what's that, Christopher?
- A mushroom tattoo-- - Ron!
- Is when you smack someone
in the face with your [bleep], and then--
- Don't say-- - Oh, my God!
all: Ohh!
- Oh, my Lord.
What's coming out of my husband's mouth?
[chuckles]
- That's what Ron told me.
He told me other things, too.
- Guys, this is a wedding dinner!
- Ron told me about a raunchy trombone.
I won't repeat that here. [laughter]
- Chris has gotten so comfortable
on this trip with everyone.
Now he's starting to talk like us,
and I'm like, "Ugh, what's happening, babe?"
[chuckles]
- This is not wedding redo talk!
- I know, hairy balls and mushroom tattoos.
- What the [bleep]? - I don't like those.
- And a lefty cappuccino.
- What is that?
- This is not wedding redo talk.
- The lefty cappuccino. - What is that?
- It's when you [bleep] in a girl's [bleep].
- Okay. - Just [bleep] it up.
- Okay. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God!
- The guy [bleep] in the [bleep] [bleep], okay?
And then [bleep] [bleep].
- Oh! Come on!
[laughter]
Why is it called "lefty cappuccino"?
- 'Cause you use your left hand.
- Why can't you use your right hand?
- It'll be "righty cappuccino," I don't know.
- [laughs]
"It'll be a 'righty cappuccino.'"
[laughter]
Hold on, let me take a sip of coffee.
♪ ♪
[chuckles]
- Here we go. - BRB.
- Oh, jeez.
- Where did Vincent go? - I don't know.
He's got something up his sleeve, though.
- Okay, so if you're gonna do this, you gotta look right.
- Oh, [bleep]. - You gotta do it right
with the root of the dress.
- Usually a fight takes his robe off.
I gotta put my drap--my dress on.
Say what?
- I actually got Vinny the bridesmaid's dress
that the girls wore at the original wedding.
- Oh, yeah. I'll just [bleep]
go through the middle.
- I'm so happy that Vinny said yes to the dress.
- He's practicing in the bathroom right now.
- He's in the bathroom crying.
- He's practicing in the bathroom.
- [laughs]
- Do I look like I'm ready to give a wedding speech?
- [laughs] You do.
You look a little exposed right now.
- Like a bridesmaid?
- Calm down, Staten Island.
- [clears throat]
Ladies and gentlemen,
for tonight's entertainment,
I have a special guest in the building.
- Oh, God. - Those of you may know him
from Chippendales. He's a stripper.
- Oh, God.
- What is Vinny's plan right now?
- Let's hear it for Vincent Guadagnino.
Speech! Speech!
[all chanting] Speech, speech, speech, speech!
- Whoo!
- I'm [bleep] going back to my room.
- Oh, my-- - I'm done.
- God.
- Oh, God.
Déjà vu.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hello, everybody.
- It's good but funny.
- Angelina?
♪ ♪
- What the [bleep] is this kid doing?
[laughter]
all: Ooh!
[shouting]
- Vinny's going down in history for giving
the worst speech in the world.
- Recover! Recover!
- Come on, yo!
Feed the fishes, feed the fishes!
- It's a butthole.
Oh, my God.
That's her butthole.
[shouting]
- [clears throat]
Ladies and gentlemen,
for tonight's entertainment,
I have a special guest in the building.
- Oh, God.
- So, not sure if you guys know,
but there was a big, grand wedding.
all: Ooh!
- The ceremony was beautiful.
- Chris may kiss his bride.
[cheering]
- We had a great cocktail hour.
[cheering]
I really like the live entertainment.
- I would like to call up Nicole, Deena and Jenni.
- Let's go, girls. - It's, like,
where all the renowned comedians came
and gave these terrible speeches!
- You are the dump to our island.
[laughter]
- That completely bombed.
all: Boo!
- Now 10 months later,
I'm giving a speech at her wedding redo.
- Let's hear it for Vincent Guadagnino.
Speech! Speech!
[all chanting] Speech, speech, speech, speech!
- Whoo!
- Oh, my-- - Speech!
- God.
- Hello, everybody.
How you guys doing tonight?
♪ ♪
Angelina,
I know that the last speech
was a little bit rocky...
but thank you for calling the master speech writer
to give a speech and to show you all
how to really roast somebody and how it's done.
[suspenseful music]
- [laughs] - Oh, [bleep] me.
♪ ♪
- Angelina...
has had three fiancés.
- Oh, my God.
You got engaged three times, but the third one stuck.
- "We know you've been engaged three times,
and we can't believe Chris stayed with you."
On my wedding day, I would have liked for them
to kind of keep that out.
- Three fiancés!
Because she's so beautiful!
- Aww.
[laughter] - What the [bleep]?
- True, true.
True. - I can't.
- Facts! - Roasted you.
- It seems like this is not gonna be a smooth sea
for this sailor.
- Some people call her "The Staten Island Dump."
- PTSD moment right now. I'm sweating.
You are the dump to our island.
all: Boo!
- Oh. No, no, no, no, no.
Bad.
- Boo!
[laughter]
- That throws the third. The third.
- Well, joke's on them,
because the Staten Island Dump has been closed
for several years, and now it's a beautiful park
that people love to go to!
- True, I didn't think of it like that.
- Beach gate!
- [laughs]
What the hell?
[laughter]
I'm thinking Vinny had a little bit
too much to drink.
- He's right.
- [chuckles]
- Speaking of dumps,
Angelina's husband,
AKA, "Mr. Handsome"...
[laughter]
- Is a garbage man.
- Started this year.
- Some people say that might be a modest way
to make a living, you know?
But...
[laughter]
♪ ♪
[bleep], I forgot the punch line.
[laughter]
- Oh, my God!
[shouting]
all: Boo!
[shouting]
- Vinny's going down in history
for giving the worst speech in the world.
- Speaking of dumps...
[laughter]
Angelina's husband, AKA, "Mr. Handsome"...
[laughter]
- He's in his drink.
- Is a garbage man.
[laughter]
- This is some garbage!
- Some people
might say being a garbage man
is a modest way to make a living, yeah?
Well, call me in 20 years
when he has a good pension and benefits.
[laughter]
- What the [bleep]! - [bleep]!
[laughter]
- Do I go outside and flip out?
- Boo this man!
- You look around and everyone's just laughing,
enjoying themselves.
No one's got a stank face on
or holding a grudge or resentment.
This is something that we needed.
- When we first got here... [laughter]
Everybody was going in separate directions.
- I can't do-- - Like Mike's nipples.
- How come your nipples are cockeyed?
[cuckoo]
- But we were able to pull it all together...
like Jenni's face.
all: Ohh!
- No!
♪ ♪
- Oh, my God! [laughter]
[shouting]
- Ooh! - Ugh!
- Aww, I like that one.
- Can't, stop. - Angeliner?
- Oh, my God. - These last 10 months
have been a disaster. - I can't.
- And... [laughter]
It affected us all. - I can't do this.
- Oh, my God. - It affected us all.
But I am so glad that we are here
and we can laugh at this together
and we're a family again.
It's a little [bleep] up of a family,
but we love you.
I hope you love us.
Let's continue this.
Let's never change.
Welcome to the family,
and cheers. I love you.
all: Cheers.
- A terrible speech broke us apart,
but an even more terrible speech
brought us back together again.
- Boo this man!
[shouting]
[laughter]
- My benefits! [chuckles]
- ♪ Nothing better than lovin' you ♪
♪ How you like to ♪
- Boo this man!
[shouting]
[laughter]
- Now, that's how you give a speech.
[plate clinks]
- Ooh! - Boo!
- You weirdo. - Good job, BROVID.
The wedding redo was a super success.
The speech bombed, but in a good way.
- Gotta take a piss!
- "Gonna take a piss," he said.
- He's one of a kind, man.
- All right, guys. [laughter]
We're gonna go over and cut the cake now.
Angeliners and Chris, come on over.
- ♪ Come on over ♪
- Here you go, guys. - Thank you.
- Hey! all: Ooh!
- Yay! - Is this, like--
it's the bottom one?
I'm gonna [bleep] slam it on meself.
- Ooh. - Feed each other!
I cannot believe how well
the ceremony went and how well the reception is going.
[laughter]
all: Ooh!
- I'm just, like, relieved.
I'm, like, "Oh, thank God."
The past is the past, and now we can move on.
[shouting]
- Baby bird!
all: Ooh!
[laughter]
[energetic music]
[shouting]
[laughter]
[excited screaming]
♪ ♪
- Whoa. What is going on?
You respect the cake.
I thought--of all people.
- She stuck her ass on the funfetti cake!
No!
[laughter]
[excited screaming]
- No!
[laughter] - Ooh!
- It was not funfetti.
It was red velvet.
If you had a funfetti cake, I'd probably eat it.
I don't know if I'd throw that one.
- I have Jordans on! Come on!
- This dress is taking a beating.
- The [bleep] did I miss?
[laughter] I was [bleep] peeing!
- Guess the only piece of cake left is that one.
There's one piece of wedding cake left,
and I know the perfect place for that to go.
[chattering]
all: Ooh!
[shouting]
- [bleep]!
- That was awesome!
- Yeah. - This is a great day.
- Aww. - This is a great day.
- He's got a pink eye now. He tried to get me.
- Vinny, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that in your eyeball.
- Oh, it's really in his ear! - Oh, wow, it's, like, in--
- Here, come on, Vinny.
All right, I got it. Here.
Is it really in your--
- Aw, he's--he's a baby. - [bleep]!
all: Ooh!
[shouting]
- [bleep]!
Come on and [bleep]!
I knew it, you [bleep]!
I knew it! - Wow!
- I had a [bleep] feeling.
Oh, my God.
This cake is everywhere right now.
Red velvet cake on the walls,
on the floor, embedded in the carpet.
Like, on all of us. On my wedding dress.
- Pauly, I don't think you're getting your deposit back.
- I know. - I think you're screwed
at this point.
- Come on! - [laughs]
- Well, sorry you guys couldn't get
any of the cake, but--
- It looked like it was good. I would love red velvet.
- I know, I was, like, excited for a piece!
- Deena was Googling if she can eat red velvet.
[laughter]
Vinny, you do realize you can take that dress off, right?
Anytime now. [laughter]
- Yeah, like, he's--look at him.
- All right, pussies.
[laughter]
After this vacation with all these couples,
I feel castrated.
I need to do something ratchet right now.
- [laughs] - Can we talk about, like,
strip clubs and [bleep]? - [laughs]
- Y'all thought that this [bleep] was over?
I got more entertainment for you.
♪ ♪
Step outside into my office.
[laughter]
- You have an office outside?
- Come, come with me. - Oh, [bleep].
What the--what the [bleep]?
- I have an amazing, amazing surprise.
It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be dirty.
It's gonna be nasty.
Probably gonna want to go to church the next day.
But it's gonna be a good [bleep] time.
- What is he talking about? - Let's go, bitch.
- ♪ Real Hot Girl [...] ♪ [horn honks]
♪ I'm a problem nobody's solvin' ♪
♪ You can keep hatin', I'm poppin' regardless ♪
♪ He want a B look like Megan Thee Stallion ♪
♪ Don't want your [...] 'cause I want his daddy ♪
- What...
the...
[bleep]?
[brakes squeal]
- Oh, he slowed down.
These strippers just-- - Oh, my God, a strip truck.
- The strippers just fell on the floor.
- Oh, she fell over. - Hey!
- She fell. - Hey!
- She fell! - Take--
take some money guns. Take some money guns.
- Holy [bleep]. What is that?
- This is, like, a drive-through strip club.
Oh, yeah, yeah. This is what I'm talking about.
- Vinny has really outdone himself.
He has walked me down the aisle.
He has given a speech.
And now,
a [bleep] truck filled with strippers.
Perfect. Like, strippers,
that's what we do.
♪ ♪
- I love this place!
♪ ♪
- Whoa! - Wow!
- Holy--
♪ ♪
- Hey! - Good job, Vinny.
- That one over there doesn't look like she's wearing a--
- Come on, yo! Feed the fishes!
- It's a butthole.
[lighthearted music]
I just saw a straight butthole.
Oh, my God.
That's her butthole.
- Oh! - That's a butthole.
- Wait, what do you mean "a butthole"?
- With the purple hair.
all: Ooh.
[cheering]
- One of the stripper's buttholes is winking at me.
Oh, I'm in heaven!
Awesome. I'm winking back.
I'm, like, "What up, girl?"
- Oh, my God. - [laughs]
- That Uncle Vinny and Uncle Nino.
- Look, yes! Uncle Vinny and Uncle Nino.
- Uncle Nino is trying to jump the ropes.
Then you got Vinny dry-humping the air.
- Ew, Vinny!
- Uncle Nino! Stare it back!
- I mean, I'm not gonna lie, I enjoy good strippers
that I have in front of my face.
It's such a beautiful moment
in a weird "Jersey Shore" way.
- Ooh. - Look who it is!
- Ariana!
- Ooh! - Ariana the Contortionist!
[laughter]
Ariana! - Ronnie!
- Oh, my God.
Is that--is that Ariana the Contortionist
from the dating show?
- I'm a contortionist. I'm a circus performer.
- Okay.
- Wow! - Okay.
All right, ready? - Zoom in on that.
- [shouting]
- Ariana the Contortionist!
Ariana did come!
all: Wedding redo!
- [laughs]
[mid-tempo music]
both: Best wedding ever!
- Best wedding ever!
- That was the weirdest thing I ever watched.
♪ ♪
Well, that was fun.
- What a wedding!
- Wow, wow, wow.
- You know you still got the dress on, right?
- Let me live.
[laughter]
Seriously.
- Well, thank you guys so much for this.
Honestly. all: Aww.
- You're welcome. - Thank you.
- Anytime, girl.
- Jenni, did you have fun?
- Ooh!
- What? I'm asking her.
- I'm kidding.
- I had a lot of fun.
I really appreciated the extortionist, I don't know.
- Contortionist! - Extortionist?
- Contortionist!
- No-- - Extortionist
is your ex-boyfriend.
- Your ex-boyfriend is the extortionist.
[laughter]
- Oh, my God.
- [sighs] This is definitely
something that we needed.
- What are they called again?
all: Contortionist. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, damn.
- And I'm happy, like, that they had a great time
at my wedding.
Like, who would've thought?
- And my next job, performance is gonna be at Pauly's...
- Pauly's wedding, and Nikki.
- Wow. - Yay!
- Come on.
[cheering]
- About time?
- Guys, let's not freak him out.
- You can only do the redo. [laughter]
Can I get a, "Awkward"?
- We didn't come this far just to come this far.
Let's get the [bleep] out of here.
- Thank you guys again. I love you all.
Thank you. - All right, guys.
all: Wedding redo!
- Whoo!
all: Ooh!
[shouting]
[cheering]
- I knew it! I knew it!
- Ooh! - Yes!
- Good night, Vinny. - Good night, girl.
- Good night. Thank you for t--you know,
giving me away tonight. - What a fun night.
- Are you guys gonna have sex tonight
and consummate your marriage?
- Ugh. - Yeah, consummate.
- It's a lot of work. - It's a lot of work?
She's the worst ever. - Ugh!
- Good night, babe. - Night.
♪ ♪
- Good night, honey. - Good night, honey.
- I'm sorry, I'm exhausted. - Me too.
I love you.
- Get the [bleep] out of here, bro!
[laughs]
♪ ♪
That's it. I'm tired.
[both chuckle]
- Vin!
Where the [bleep]? I'm so [bleep] drunk.
[indistinct] [bleep] Where the [bleep] is he?
- Ah!
- Spoon with me. - No!
- I say, [slurring] Snooki [bleep] [indistinct].
[bleep]. What the [bleep]?
- [laughs] I'm out here.
I'm not sleeping in there no more.
I'm done.
- [sniffs] You smells good.
♪ ♪
And she feels good. My God.
- I'm a fake bitch, I know. - I just got turned on.
Angelina, my love, I love you.
This is your second time around.
Hoping this--this second time, the last time around.
If there's a third time, make sure I'm there
to be the minister.
What are you doing tonight, huh?
Come my room?
Give my love to your grandma.
[cackling]
And next time, if she's alive,
I'll take her out to dinner.
- So let's just go to bed. - Okay.
- Consummate the marriage.
[farts]
- Christopher!
We haven't had sex the whole time I've been here.
It's just too much work.
All right, finally in bed.
- I know. - Thank God.
- Let's get a little sleep. - What a long day
and long night.
[bleep] me. No, not really [bleep] me.
Don't [bleep] me, how about that?
[chuckles]
♪ ♪
[farts]
♪ ♪
- Did you really just do what I think you just did?
[bleep]! Come on!
- Oh, [bleep], it stinks. - Christopher!
- I can't help it.
- Vin!
I'm sleeping [indistinct] in your room tonight.
I'm sleeping here. You hear me?
- No, get out of here. - No, no, I'm--
no, I'm sleeping here.
I got nowhere to go. I'm too [bleep] tired.
Look, I'm next to my sister.
- No, I'm sleeping right here tonight.
Look it, Paula. Look at your son.
♪ ♪
He was a little--little drunk tonight.
Not too much. He was a little drunk.
But he did good tonight, He did good.
He was wearing a dress.
I don't know what that was all about, but--
what the [bleep]?
But your brother did good.
I was the minister. I married them.
I'm a Christian minister now.
Good night, Paula. Good night, Vinny.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Yeah, let me see you go and ride with it ♪
- ♪ Ain't no stopping with it ♪
♪ Oh, we gone ♪
♪ Headed back to the city ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Goin' up, goin' up ♪
- Are you up? Babe?
- Stop! - Get up!
- Morning.
- Good morning, honey.
- Ah! We're married!
For the second time. - Again!
♪ ♪
- [snores]
- What the [bleep]?
What?
- Uh, what happened last night?
Um...
I'm definitely hungover.
♪ ♪
I don't know why I still have this dress on.
- You still got cake on you, everything.
♪ ♪
- Ooh, [bleep]. You're blinding me.
I'm in [bleep] heaven.
- I wish I was blind right now
with the way you guys look.
This is awful. - [sighs]
Great wedding.
Great speech.
Vegas, baby.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
- That's what Jesus said.
- Can't believe I got married to you.
- I can't believe I got married to you again.
- [chuckles] - I cannot believe I had
a redo wedding last night.
Unfortunately, Chris and I did not have sex.
There was no sex on the [bleep]
real wedding night either.
Maybe on the redo redo, we'll finally have sex.
I mean, probably not, but I'm just saying, I mean--
yeah, it's probably not gonna happen.
It never happens anyway. We never have sex.
- Last night was wild.
- Last night was so much fun.
If you would've told me when I first got here
that by the end of the trip,
I would be at Angelina's wedding
laughing with her and having a good time,
I would've told you you're frigging nuts.
So I'm hoping today, we leave on a high note.
- Do you think we should tell everybody?
- With such a positive thing,
and we just found out here on vacation,
why not tell the roomies? - All right.
- You know? It's the last day.
- Mike and I are pregnant.
Well, if we do it, this is how I want to do it, okay?
It was, like, really special and meant to be
that we found out here,
and I think we both just want to go with the positivity
and just share the amazing news with everybody.
- Oh, my God, is-- - I took--
- Isn't that Deener's towel?
- It is. - You took it?
- I stole it from her room. - Oh, my--
♪ ♪
- Hello? Deena's pregnant.
And when we got here, she kicked off the trip
with such an amazing, amazing pregnancy announcement.
- What? - Oh, my God!
- Wow! - What?
- It would just be a full circle moment
to do it the same,
and just surprise all of them at the end
and, oh, I can't wait.
- Oh.
If not now, when?
- ♪ Maybe I'll just come over ♪
♪ Maybe I'll ask your name ♪
♪ Think we go good together ♪
- Put your [bleep] bikini on and let's go to the pool.
- I have to add something different to this.
I need either, like, paint
or, like, tape.
- How you feeling? - I'm feeling hungover.
- Knock, knock. - Oh, hello.
- Hi, Nikki, baby. - What up?
- Morning. - Guys, come on.
- Honey, I was in the suite,
and I could have sworn I saw something
that we might be able to use.
- CJ! It's Uncle Nino, baby.
- Hi. [chuckles]
♪ ♪
- All right, go get it-- - Okay.
- Because I want to try to do this and see if it works.
- Big Daddy Sitch will be right back.
- Love you. - It's happening.
We're just gonna have a regular, ordinary pool day.
The roomies are not gonna know a thing.
[intense dramatic music]
♪ ♪
This is, like, a top secret thing.
I gotta be really careful not to get caught.
- Vinny, are you hungover? - Yeah.
- I can imagine. - I--I had feeling.
- Killed the whole bottle of Jamo by yourself.
- I--I didn't sleep.
♪ ♪
- I didn't sleep either. My eyes are bloodshot.
♪ ♪
So what did you do, you just stayed up and [bleep] off?
- Wow. - I did do that.
- A couple times. - A couple times.
- Next to me--next.
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
- ♪ That's how I'm trying to get you ♪
♪ If you like to film, shawty ♪
♪ Then I can snap a [...] ♪
- Honeys? - You got it?
- I got it. - All right, let's--
I guess this'll work.
I think I'm gonna do "too." T-O-O.
I think I'm gonna do it, like, here.
- You gonna do it like, "Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh"?
- Like what? - Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.
- Oh, the number two?
That's not how you say "too."
It's T-O-O.
- And you could do two.
Do the Roman numeral two.
- What? - No?
- But then it looks like "part two."
- Yeah, "I'm pregnant, part two," yeah.
- You're not--you're not understanding
the meaning of the word "too."
It's, "I'm pregnant too." Like, also.
All right, cut it.
Not, "I'm pregnant, part two." [hard buzz]
- And it's gonna be easier and cleaner to look like.
♪ ♪
And we could always rip it off if it doesn't look good.
♪ ♪
- All right.
- That's your room? - Yeah.
I have to get my bag.
Oh, there's donuts if you want.
- Oh, my God, that's a Fruity Pebbles.
- Have it! - I'm gonna get fat.
- We're gonna die at some point in life.
I'd rather go out with a donut.
- One of the best things about this trip
is getting to know Nikki more.
I'm glad that somebody can hang like this.
She fits right in. It's another girl.
I'm sick of just hanging out with the boys.
You know, she's awesome.
[phone chimes] - Now my phone is going off.
Look at--look at, frickin'...
these are all my Twitter notifications.
- What are people saying? Go look.
- I'm not looking. It's too much.
- There are people like, "Best couple of 2020."
- Uh, let's see.
[phone chimes] What?
Somebody just said, "Go to the church."
- Go get married.
Would you ever do that? - What?
- Like, go to the chapel and, like, elope.
- I'm happy how we are.
We're so, like,
getting to know each other.
- How long you guys been together now?
- Close to a year. - Oh, wow.
- But it's, like,
I want it to be in a happy, healthy environment.
- No, yeah. I think he's--
I think he's open to it, right?
Eventually. I mean, he already has a kid.
- Yeah. She's so sweet.
- I feel, like--
like, eventually down the road,
he'll be open to having another one.
Honestly, I think there's gonna be
another baby on the way.
Just saying.
Down the road, you never know in life.
You know? You never know.
- I don't even wanna go there.
- You're doing an angle.
Oh, my God, you're the worst.
- I got it. I did it perfect.
Oh, my God. This is why your husband,
in this particular equation,
is creativity.
I'm the department of creativity.
Hopefully my friends understand this, but--
- I don't know if I would understand it.
- Let's see. Let's do a test run.
♪ ♪
- It looks like barbells.
- I think there's really no difference
between T-O-O "too"
and the Roman numeral two.
We're saying the same thing right now.
It's like a movie. "I'm Pregnant, II."
All right, listen. You go your way,
because you're the logistics in this family.
- All right.
I have to write it the right way,
and we're gonna do it the right way,
so it's gonna be a T, an O, and a O.
- It looks good.
We'll wrap it up, okay?
It's time to go to the pool partys.
- Mike is, as you know, not good at secrets.
I need him to just buckle down,
zip the mouth, and just stay focused on the goal.
- Out the door we go.
- [bleep].
Halle-[bleep]-lujah.
Everybody! - Oh, my God.
- I love the pool this time of year!
- Oh, my God!
- CJ, don't look at that.
- And there were so many amazing highs.
I feel like this trip was such a family bonding trip.
And...
- Shut up.
- Ooh! - [squeals]
- ♪ Sick on the beat, I'm ill with a pen ♪
- You sure you don't want to get on the scooters?
- I don't want to throw up.
- CJ! Hey, babe-doo.
Hey, babe-doo-doo.
- Uncle Nino, stop. You're scaring him.
- Oh, no. - [laughs]
- She-- - So if she gets a peek
at her old towel... - Yeah.
- It's over.
- Unbeknownst to the roomies,
the Situations
have a little bit of a surprise to reveal.
Pool party!
- Poppy. - What's up, guys?
- What's up? - What up?
- We're pregnant.
It's happening. - [giggles]
- Yay!
How was the night of the wedding redo?
Congratulations, honey.
- I love you.
- I love you too. We did it.
You guys do [bleep]?
- Wow. - Lefty cappuccino.
- Whoa!
- All right. Pool party.
[chuckles]
- CJ, we don't talk like that.
- Yeah, we don't speak like that.
- It's your uncle Mike. - You!
- CJ, your daddy is an expert at--
- No, no, no, no! - Cutting hair.
- Oh, cutting hair. Cutting hair.
I--I wasn't sure where you were going with that.
- All right!
- Get in the water!
- Volleyball in the building.
♪ ♪
- Hey!
all: Ooh!
- Yo, keep out of my [bleep].
- Oh, my God.
- Yo! What the [bleep]?
♪ ♪
[bleep]!
- Let's go!
- Halle-[bleep]-lujah.
Everybody! Oh!
- CJ, don't look at that.
- Jenni! Come on!
- Oh, my God!
- Pauly!
- Oh, my God! - [laughs]
- Let's get the [bleep] in the pool!
- Running away.
♪ ♪
- [bleep] go. Oh!
♪ ♪
- He's in there. - Oh, my God.
- You guys suck!
- [groans]
That's why I went younger, guys.
- Angelina! - What?
- Right now, boys, we're sitting back
and enjoying the fruits of our labor here.
- Whee! - Whee!
- Yeah, we did that. We did all that.
- Yep, we did all that. - We did this.
- I think that the whole trip was--
yeah, I was, like, really nervous, but...
- The guys worked so hard
to bring this family back together,
and it means so much, 'cause it shows, like,
they actually truly, truly care.
Now, in the beginning, I felt a little pushed.
I know their best interests--
- Oh, they definitely pushed us.
- Their best interest was at heart.
- Yeah. - And then it actually wound up
for the best.
They really pulled it off.
And I really feel like this was
one of my favorite vacations.
- Angelina and Deena are just
mingling in the pool. - Like they're meatballs.
What you call this right here is a job well done.
- Yes. - Yes!
- Angelina, you should really put sunblock on your arms.
- I know. This is my life.
- "Hey, Angelina, put a little sunblock
on your arms, girl. Don't want them to burn."
- Just looks very red. - Damn!
- You do that with your friends.
I'm so proud of my brothers.
RSVP did the damn thing.
- And I'm an idiot.
I was really mad about the speech,
but you guys are not mean girls.
- Thank you.
Jenni!
She just said we're not mean girls!
- You're not mean girls!
- No more Regina George?
- Uh, no. - [laughs]
- I'll take it. - Threesome!
- They're so annoying.
- So annoying! - [laughs]
- ♪ Feeling so amazing ♪
♪ Been feeling like-- ♪
- R. - S.
- V. - P.
all: BROVID!
- Hello.
- Hey, honeys. - Hi.
- I'll sit here. I'll go next to you.
- You wanna sit with mommy?
- Do you wanna sit over here?
- Come on, baby. - Are we all here?
- Yep. - We're all here?
- We're here. - Mm-hmm.
- We are. - Cool.
It's time to surprise everyone
with the "I'm preggers too."
Are you gonna go quick? - Yeah, I'm gonna go quick.
- I'm looking over at my wife like, "Oh, my God,
is she gonna do it? Is she gonna do it?"
- Um, I just wanna first say--
- I just wanna thank you guys so much for...
giving us a redo.
- Um.
- Damn! Like, really?
♪ ♪
- Vinny,
you are my ex.
- Oh, my God, am I your ex?
- You know. - We smashed 10 years ago.
- Uh, no. No, no, no.
- One night stand, 10 years ago.
- No, it wasn't a one night stand, but--
- Yeah, it was less than a one night stand.
If barely that. - Mm-hmm, I beg to differ
on that, Vinny. - What?
- I don't understand Vinny.
Like, all he does is talk about me,
talk to me, flirt with me,
try to be around me, sit next to me,
sit across from me.
I mean, what the [bleep], Vinny?
We all get it. You're in love with me.
All--all right. We--we know.
I just feel like you
saying that speech last night,
it actually was, like, so funny.
- Nice.
- Drinking was the best thing
I've ever seen in my life,
and I think you need to drink more because--
- Oh, God, shut-- - It was [bleep] amazing!
I'm just putting that out there.
- We all love when Vinny drinks.
- Please drink more! - Please drink more!
- Please! - Please, Vinny!
- Drunk Vinny is the best Vinny!
- Drunk Vinny's fun. - [laughs]
- All right.
- And also, um--
- My amazing husband.
- Oh, I get one too? - Oh, you get one too.
- [laughs] - Oh!
- Really? - Not always easy.
- I'ma soak this in, hold on.
- [laughs] - Oh, relax.
No, it's not always easy with us,
but I think, like, that's what makes everything
so much better, and I love you for that.
You're a doo-doo-doo-- - Oh.
This isn't that great of a speech.
- But I love you. - [laughs]
- Should I go outside and flip out?
all: Ooh!
- He made a funny! You're so stupid.
[laughter] - Oh, damn!
- And that's really it, so--
- Ooh.
- So, Deena,
you have the biggest heart out of everybody here.
Let's see what happens in the future.
Ron? - Ange?
- So, I feel like you totally get me.
Thank you so much
for being so open to listening to me.
Everything that I've been going through--
Has went on in 2020--
You're just, like, somebody I lean on--
from, like--
I mean, I so admire you for, like--
And I so admire you--
Thank you so much for listening to everything that--
- This is weird, man. - Um.
Jenni. - Oh.
- Oh, God.
Angelina has diarrhea
period [bleep] of the mouth.
She'd better stop talking before she says something wrong
and puts us back into the position
we were in when we got here.
- I can't believe we're sitting
in the same place at the same time.
- Same! - Same.
- I'm just open to gaining your trust
and understanding how you feel
and you understanding how I feel.
- I'm really glad that I made it
and got to spend the last few days.
No matter how awkward it got,
I'm really happy that we're all leaving like this, so.
- Yay! - Yay.
- Finally, it is here.
This is the perfect time. Let's go.
Well, I would like to start it over here.
I would like to thank my wife for coming here
and really supporting myself and everyone on this trip
to really, sort of, be our best self
and live our best life.
Um, and I love you very much. - I love you.
♪ ♪
And there were so many amazing highs.
I feel like this trip was such a family bonding trip.
I'm definitely feeling really excited
to tell everybody about our pregnancy.
And I can't wait to see, like, the looks on their faces.
And I have one more little thing.
I wanna share it with everybody here.
♪ ♪
- Shut up.
[cheering]
- ♪ Just don't say love ♪
♪ Say love, say love ♪
♪ Say love, no ♪
[all cheering]
♪ ♪
- Congratulations! - Whoo!
- Congratulations!
Ooh, you stinkin' little devil!
- ♪ Just don't say love, say love, say love ♪
♪ Say love, no ♪
- I knew it! I knew it!
- Oh, my God. My mind is blown.
I can't believe it.
I am so happy for them two.
- Yay!
♪ ♪
- They have been dying to have a little Situation,
and, frankly, I've been dying for them to have it too.
- I knew it! I knew it!
Mike and Lauren went through so much this last year,
and I'm just so, so happy for them.
So the fact that they're pregnant?
Oh, it's just the best news
and the best way to end this trip.
- ♪ Say love ♪
- Come on!
- Congrats, bro. - I knew it!
- Come on!
Daddy Sitch! BDS!
Big Daddy Sitch!
- We're just so excited and so happy
and we've been through so much.
And I feel that, like,
that's just gonna make us such...
good parents at the end of the day.
- How did he keep this in the whole time?
- Oh! - How did he keep this in
the whole time? - Ah!
- What the [bleep] did I miss?
all: Ooh! - Oh, my God!
- Mike's pregnant!
- [laughs] - Oh, my God!
- Being confined in this hotel during COVID
makes us feel differently
because 2020 has been, like, the worst year ever.
Friends and family is all you got.
We've had this experience for 10 years,
and we feel it, kind of, falling apart sometimes.
So the fact that we were able to save it,
it makes me appreciate it a lot more.
- I love you two! [indistinct].
[laughter]
- Mike's pregnant! - [bleep]!
- I feel like we're all on a turning point in our lives
and there's so much to look forward to.
This family keeps growing and growing.
There are so many changes.
[laughter]
- Ah! - [straining]
- We're getting a little older,
which sometimes means bigger problems.
- ♪ Never gonna break up ♪
- But we're moving forward, and most importantly,
we're gonna do it together.
- ♪ Only now do I see the big picture ♪
- All right, guys, bring it in.
- Bring it in. - Bring it in.
- On three.
all: One, two, three.
Family Vacation COVID edition!
- I'm gonna be a father!
♪ ♪