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- Taken Pauly!
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- Single Ronnie!
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boys: Oh!
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- Maybe you need
to take a shot at love
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in your own dating show.
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- Anything can happen.
2020.
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- Who's over this
quarantine stuff?
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I'm thinkin', just have
everybody come out here, man.
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- I'm down.
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- How are we gonna do it
with the girls, like--
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- Double book 'em?
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That's where we're at.
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- What?
- Oh, my God!
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[excited chatter]
- What?
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- I don't want to put myself
in any stressful situations,
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especially since
I'm so early on.
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- What are we gonna do?
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- Christopher!
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- Shut the [bleep] up!
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- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
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♪ Let's party, get loud ♪
- Yeah, buddy!
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- ♪ If you wanna have fun,
then do something ♪
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- The Situation
is under construction.
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- This might not have
been the best idea.
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- We're so classy now.
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- On the seventh day,
it'll be lit.
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- Get the frig out of here,
you crazy!
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- Um, hello?
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- ♪ If you wanna have fun,
then do something crazy ♪
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- ♪ Yeah,
heatin' up the whole block ♪
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♪ Got that crew with me,
everybody know we so hot ♪
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- Like, a couple months ago
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when we talked about, like,
the Angelina stuff, like--
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I knew I was pregnant,
and, like, that's one of
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the big reasons why I don't
want to sit down with her.
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- Double booking definitely
sounded like a great idea
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a couple weeks ago.
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Like, when you're in
the moment, and you're like,
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"This is a great idea,"
and now we're here.
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We find out Deena's pregnant,
and we're like,
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"I don't think
we should've done that."
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- I don't want
to stress myself out.
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- Our plans to bring
this family back together,
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are about to backfire.
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- ♪ Everybody know we so hot ♪
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[phone chimes]
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- Hold on,
I got my COVID test.
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Negative!
Cool!
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- And, on that note,
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I think it's time for dinner,
fellas.
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- All right, let's do it.
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I'm negative for COVID!
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Negative for COVID.
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I'm negative for COVID!
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I'm negative for COVID.
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I'm negative for COVID.
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I'm negative for COVID.
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- I'm gonna go to my room
and get ready.
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- I'm still negative
for COVID.
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I'm looking to make some
dinner reservations
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for ten guidos.
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[punchy music]
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Is it packed?
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- All right,
you guys wanna roll out?
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- Let's go.
- Guys.
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- ♪ I tested negative
for the COVID ♪
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- But positive for "BROVID."
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- Ooh, is it in the garden?
- Yeah.
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- Oh, here's the waiter.
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- Nobody tell anybody
that I'm pregnant.
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- Wow, this looks great.
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- She's pregnant.
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- He's the worst.
- Sorry.
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- I have a big mouth.
- [laughs]
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- Oh, I love
a good charcuteries.
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Oh, my God, and a little bit
of a caprese salad.
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You've outdone yourself.
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- Thanks, minions.
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[laughter]
- They do look like minions!
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- It's Esteban.
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- Esteban?
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[laughs]
Esteban.
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[laughter]
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- I actually know somebody
in prison named Esteban.
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So I had to name him "Esteban."
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- So happy we're all together.
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Well, most of us.
[laughs]
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I still have to meet Nikki.
- Mm-hmm.
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- She's not really, like,
part of the family
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until we have her at dinner,
technically.
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It's like,
we gotta do a dinner.
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- Yeah, we've done that
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with everybody else's
significant other.
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- Yeah, literally.
- We have to do it.
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- Yeah, we'll do that.
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I know my Jersey family
really want me
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to bring Nikki out here.
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But I have to make sure
the beef is squashed,
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before I bring Nikki into that.
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- Single Ronnie.
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- Yeah, Ron,
what are you doing?
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- Are you dating?
- Are you gonna start looking?
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- Yeah.
- Me?
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Nah, I've just been focused--
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I just moved, so...
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I'm trying to deal with that,
and trying to be a single dad.
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- Were you seeing somebody?
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'Cause I thought I saw
on your story,
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that you were, kind of,
talking to someone.
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- I was.
- It was a bang.
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- I was seeing someone
for a little bit, but--
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- What was his name?
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- Trevor.
[laughter]
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- You know what?
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Ronnie is doing big things
right now.
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He's moved away from Jen.
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He's co-parenting Ariana.
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He moved into
an awesome house.
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He's making good decisions.
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- He just needs
the nice girl, now.
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- I need a good role model
for Ariana, you know?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- I need someone that's going
to keep me stable
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and take care of me.
- A partner.
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- Yeah, basically.
- Exactly.
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- Let me and Vinny
pick the girl.
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- [laughs]
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[laughter]
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- Just once.
Let us try it.
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- We're dating experts, bro.
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- No, he's a dating expert.
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You've just been on
a lot of dates.
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[laughing]
- There's a difference.
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- Nah, I'm [bleep].
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- I feel like I've known you
for a long time,
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- Listen--
- I know what you need.
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- Yeah.
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- 'Cause I've been both sides
of the fence, here.
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- I dunno.
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- We like single Ronnie.
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He's been a gem to be around.
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But we know how much,
deep down, he needs somebody.
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He's getting
his life together,
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and it's tough to find
a girl right now
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in a pandemic,
but I have an idea.
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It's either
the most genius idea ever,
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or the most dumbest idea ever.
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I'll do a straight up casting.
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I'll do a straight up casting.
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"Who wants to date
Ronnie Magros?"
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[laughs]
- "Magros"?
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- Partner in crime,
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somebody he can take over
the world with.
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- See what I'm saying?
- [laughs]
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- Let us figure it out.
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- He's acting like
he's joking, but...
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both: he's not.
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- He's not joking,
that's what I know.
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- I know those girls
aren't wifeys.
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- I think Vinny just hasn't
found the right person.
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[phone chimes]
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♪ ♪
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- Vinny?
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- [laughing]
I opened up my DM.
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First thing I see is,
like, an open DM,
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and I read what the girl wrote,
and it says...
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[laughing]
"I like choking."
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[laughter]
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- Everyone's like, "We wanna
find you a girlfriend."
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But Vinny?
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I don't even think he should
really be involved in this.
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- Just randomly, like,
you know when you scroll?
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- That's what people
send to you?
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- Yeah.
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- What you give off,
you will receive.
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- I don't like getting choked,
[bleep] that.
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Girls try that.
- I don't like that.
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- Angelina told us that
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Chris likes getting
beat the [bleep] out of.
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- Yup.
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- Like slapped, choked--
- What?
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- Yeah.
- What?
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- You never heard her say that?
- No.
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- Elaborate.
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- Choking and slapping.
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- I like rough sex.
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I [bleep] slap Chris,
I'm like--
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- Really?
- [slapping sound]
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[laughter]
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- [bleep] slapped
the [bleep] outta him.
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- I'm on top of him,
I'm like,
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"Yeah, [bleep]," and I'm like,
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[slapping sound]
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- [laughs]
- Oh, my God.
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"I [bleep] choke him out,
and he [bleep] loves it."
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- That's exactly how she talks.
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- Poor soul.
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, Christopher.
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- Oh, you cooked?
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Wow, this looks good.
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Thanks for cooking
for me, babe.
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Wow.
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[bleep], man.
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- Ooh, what a great steak
I cooked, right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Say "thank you."
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- Thank you.
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- Are you ever gonna get out
of this house?
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- Yeah.
- When?
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- Are you gonna get out
of this house and go to Vegas?
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- No.
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I'm, like, freaking out.
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What if I get off the plane,
and, like,
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and they freakin' ambush me,
or some [bleep]?
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- Eh, then you'll get jumped.
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That's how it happens
sometimes.
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When you get initiated
in a gang,
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they beat the [bleep] outta you
and jump you,
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and then you're in the gang,
so...
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- Are you an asshole?
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- Listen, I love the boys.
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But I just feel nervous
about this trip because
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you never know
what the [bleep]
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they're gonna do to me
anymore.
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- Bro, is that Angelina?
- No, keep going.
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[guys laughing]
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- I put the deep throat
numbing spray
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in Angelina's mouthwash.
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- Pauly!
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[laughter]
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No, really.
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What if they have, like,
the girls are already there?
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- Then they're there.
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[dramatic music,
clock ticking]
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[21's "Young Black Mind"]
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- This is further than
we walked before, I think.
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- No idea how we got here.
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- Tell myself that every day.
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- [laughs]
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- Ron looks great.
- He does.
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I think this is the best
I've ever seen him.
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- Facts.
- Yeah.
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- We got single Ronnie
in a pandemic.
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Unfortunately, he picked a
bad time to finally be single.
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Me and Pauly happen
to be dating experts.
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- Dating connoisseurs,
if you will.
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- We're like the bachelors.
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- The "ratchet"-lers.
The rachet bachelors.
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- Yeah, probably
the "ratchet"-lers.
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- The "rachet"-lers
for sure.
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- We were on
"Double shot at Love."
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- You are all on a show
to date both of us.
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[all screaming]
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both: You're on
a "Double Shot at Love."
255
00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:31,383
- Twice.
256
00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:33,852
[all shouting]
257
00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:35,787
- You scared the [bleep]
outta me!
258
00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:37,456
- God, we've missed you girls!
259
00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:39,157
- We might as well be
Chris Harrison at this point.
260
00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:40,392
- Yes.
261
00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:41,660
- From all the dating shows
we've been on?
262
00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:43,061
- But what I wanna do is,
put out some sort of,
263
00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:45,630
like, I don't know, feeler ad,
or post, or something.
264
00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:46,898
We'll go through
all the submissions
265
00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,234
and we'll find the top,
whatever, ten?
266
00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:50,836
- All right,
so what am I sayin'?
267
00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,871
"Are you ready to party?"
- Maybe.
268
00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:55,373
- No, no,
"Are you ready to party."
269
00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:57,442
- I'm gonna keep it general,
see what we get.
270
00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:01,746
"Send some
video submissions..."
271
00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,350
- I feel like they're gonna
think this is for porn,
272
00:08:05,419 --> 00:08:07,285
or something.
- Well, we'll see what we get.
273
00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,820
We gotta try somewhere.
274
00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:10,856
- We're gonna put you
on a dating show.
275
00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:13,425
- I'm finally happy,
and you want to ruin it?
276
00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:15,894
- She looks like Jen,
are you [bleep] kidding me?
277
00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,295
- You think so?
278
00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:19,164
- I didn't really bring
"date" clothes.
279
00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:20,499
- [laughing]
- You're gonna look swaggy.
280
00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:21,500
- It's happening!
- Oh, my God.
281
00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:22,901
- I think she seemed nice.
282
00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:29,774
[JumpMan's "Conquer it All"]
283
00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,243
- We have a lot
to celebrate tonight.
284
00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:32,511
- Yeah, we do.
285
00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:34,246
- Yes, I tested--
uh, negative for COVID.
286
00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:36,248
- [laughing] You were about
to say positive.
287
00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:39,484
[laughter]
288
00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,686
- Nah, but we tested positive
for BROVID.
289
00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:44,055
- Yeah, bud.
- Oh, nice.
290
00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:46,391
- Some of the symptoms
of BROVID-19 is just like,
291
00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:47,492
you know...
292
00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:51,696
Just, like,
chilling with your bros.
293
00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:52,964
You know, if you wake up
with, like,
294
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,666
some swag, like,
in your throat, you know,
295
00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:57,035
that's a symptom of BROVID-19.
296
00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:59,237
Like you're hot,
but you don't have a fever.
297
00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:01,840
- Please get 6 feet away
from me.
298
00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:06,044
[hip-hop music]
299
00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:08,046
- You think Pauly's gonna
bring his girlfriend?
300
00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,549
- Maybe.
- What do you think about that?
301
00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:12,484
- Listen, we moved faster
than anybody
302
00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:13,852
in the history of New York.
303
00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,487
- Me?
- Me and you.
304
00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:17,455
- What are you talking about?
305
00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:18,557
- I'm saying
we first started dating,
306
00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:19,758
we moved in within,
like, a month.
307
00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:20,759
Got engaged within
seven months--
308
00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:22,160
- No, I had my--excuse me,
309
00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,895
I had my own apartment
on the [bleep] sidelines.
310
00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,330
- But we were together
every night.
311
00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:27,866
- God forbid, [bleep] hit
the fan with me and you.
312
00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:30,001
She does cook him a lot of
meals, I gotta tell you that.
313
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,837
- Really?
- Don't get any [bleep] ideas.
314
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,173
- Maybe go on that show,
"Wife Swap."
315
00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,474
- Why, so you can [bleep]
another woman?
316
00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:38,043
- No, just so I can eat.
317
00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:41,446
- We need to celebrate
baby meatball.
318
00:09:41,515 --> 00:09:42,948
- Yes.
- Aw, yeah.
319
00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:45,650
- This kid is gonna make me
a real,
320
00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,586
real meatball.
[laughs]
321
00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:48,954
I'm definitely gonna
gain weight with this one.
322
00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,288
I feel it.
323
00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:51,990
[overlapping chatter]
- It's probably a girl.
324
00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,291
- It's a girl,
325
00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,459
if it's a completely
different pregnancy.
326
00:09:54,528 --> 00:09:55,694
- Yeah.
- Don't they say like if you--
327
00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:58,063
if it's like, lower,
or something, it's a--
328
00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:01,566
- It's, supposedly, if you
orgasm, it's gonna be a boy.
329
00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,602
- I never heard that.
- What the hell?
330
00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:05,136
- It's like a thing.
[laughter]
331
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:07,072
- Wait, if you orgasm,
it's gonna be a boy?
332
00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,473
- Yeah, like, the thing is--
333
00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:10,342
- Now I'm thinking about
my mom orgasming.
334
00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,477
[laughter]
- Whoa, oh!
335
00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:13,812
- Surprise, surprise.
336
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,847
- No, it's like a "tale",
or whatever.
337
00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,782
both:
Like a old wives tale.
338
00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:21,720
- Yeah, and then I looked it up
and it says it in Google.
339
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,856
So, must be true.
340
00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,958
- Oh, nah--no!
341
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,493
- So weird!
- Yeah.
342
00:10:28,562 --> 00:10:30,695
- I don't know where Deena
gets her information from,
343
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,197
a magazine,
or something like that?
344
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:33,565
- Deena's like,
holding up instructions
345
00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:34,633
while Chris
is banging her,
346
00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:35,767
she's like,
347
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:38,336
"I have to be on top,
348
00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:39,771
45 degree angle."
349
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,339
[laughs]
350
00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,475
- I mean, I don't know
if that's real, but...
351
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,210
CJ thinks it's a girl.
352
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:48,079
[laughs]
- What the hell?
353
00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,682
- Christopher, I've never
seen somebody
354
00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,283
that has an ass[bleep]
like yours.
355
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,918
- You want this
homecooked meal life,
356
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,487
but you go to the bathroom
seven times a day.
357
00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,288
So it doesn't make me really
want to cook for you.
358
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,090
I'm just saying.
- That's how I stay so skinny.
359
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,226
- [blows raspberry]
360
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:02,360
And you're getting
mad about that?
361
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:03,928
Like, people want to be skinny.
362
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,163
- Yeah, that's how I stay
nice and thin.
363
00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,297
- Okay.
364
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,999
[bleep].
Your wife deprives you.
365
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,567
- No, 'cause I [bleep] it out.
- Oh.
366
00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:12,637
- Do you have comprehension
skills, or a problem?
367
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:13,938
- I'm gonna [bleep] pour this
seltzer right down your throat.
368
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,440
- Come on, stop.
369
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,442
All right, when's this [bleep]
plane comin' to pick you up?
370
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:18,576
- Never.
371
00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,847
- Ron, we wanna pick
your brain.
372
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,115
- [laughs]
373
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:28,053
- We are on a mission
to find Ron a nice woman.
374
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,288
Our phones are
blowing up right now.
375
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,556
This is working.
376
00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:33,591
- We're gonna pick Ron's brain
for a minute.
377
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,893
- The hell?
378
00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:36,461
- I'm glad the boys
included us girls.
379
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:39,764
'Cause they would've got, just,
all these, like, raunchy girls
380
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,233
that probably just want
to show their boobies.
381
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:43,301
- Threesome!
[laughs]
382
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,370
[quirky drum beat]
383
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,707
- [laughs]
What the [bleep]?
384
00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:50,742
both: Oh, my God.
385
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:53,278
- Your wife
and a pregnant lady--
386
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,412
[laughter]
387
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:55,680
- Awkward.
388
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:58,316
- That's sicker than anything
I've said so far!
389
00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,918
- This guy's delirious.
390
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,286
- That's your wife, bro.
- Wow, bro.
391
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:02,620
- It's just a joke.
392
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,556
- [bleep], huh?
393
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,825
All right, well,
I guess we're leaving you.
394
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,860
- Yeah, let's see
the submissions we got.
395
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,862
- Bro, I got so many
[bleep] submissions.
396
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,097
- Oh, okay, let's get it.
397
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,365
- So, I feel like
we need to find you a girl.
398
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,367
- So you wanna
ruin my happiness?
399
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,236
[laughs]
- No!
400
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:19,671
- No!
401
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,706
- I'm finally happy,
and you wanna ruin it?
402
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,007
- If it was up to me,
403
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,943
I would find Ronnie
a good girl.
404
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:28,413
Someone that is sweet,
down to earth.
405
00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:31,015
She would have
a really nice ass and thick.
406
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,784
And someone with
a good personality.
407
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:36,454
- I need someone that's gonna
pick up where I lack,
408
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,623
in a way, you know, kinda
like what you do with Mike.
409
00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:40,024
- Yeah.
410
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,193
- I just need somebody to just
kinda help me.
411
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,995
Someone who will love me
and support me, and just--
412
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,730
just be there for me.
413
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,198
- Let's get it.
414
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,567
So Vinny and I are the best
ones to find Ronnie a match
415
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:52,403
because we've dated
20 women before.
416
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,573
So, we got some casting videos
to find Ronnie a wife.
417
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,709
The first one's Naomi.
- Naomi.
418
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:58,777
- Hi, Naomi.
419
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:00,245
- What about, like, looks?
420
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,981
- I mean, yeah, I have to be
completely attracted to her.
421
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:06,017
- Before COVID,
I worked at Drai's Nightclub.
422
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,952
- What?
Drai's Night--
423
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,521
He's definitely probably
already smashed this chick.
424
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,989
- I know.
- [laughs]
425
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,624
This is his exact type.
- I know.
426
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,492
- This is Ronnie's girl,
right here.
427
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,060
- But this is the reason why
he's single.
428
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,595
We don't want this.
- Yeah, I know.
429
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,164
- What kind of personality
do you like?
430
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,199
- Just--I need funny.
- Funny.
431
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,600
- Yeah, she has to have
a sense of humor.
432
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:25,336
- Funny, sense of humor.
- Yeah.
433
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,640
- She looks like Jen,
are you [bleep] kidding me?
434
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:29,641
- You think so?
- Yes.
435
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:30,942
- And her name is Ariana.
436
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,611
- She's 23, in Las Vegas--
she don't look like Jen?
437
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,712
[ding]
438
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:36,548
- A little bit.
439
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:42,887
- These girls are wild.
440
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,255
Let's look at--
- Taj.
441
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,957
- I used to have bad teeth,
I got braces.
442
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,226
Not everyone has that luxury,
but I just--
443
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,061
I can't with bad teeth.
- Yeah. Okay.
444
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,830
- At least let them be white,
they don't have to be perfect--
445
00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:53,298
- Hey, Ronnie got some
white-ass teeth, man.
446
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,733
- Yeah, Ronnie got the whitest
teeth I ever [indistinct].
447
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:56,734
- [laughs]
448
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,169
[ding]
449
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,738
- I do it all, I'm not jealous,
I'm not gonna nag you.
450
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:01,739
- Perfect!
- Yeah.
451
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,007
- I just want to show people
452
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,108
that I'm here
and I'm consistent.
453
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,179
If I need to [bleep] your
[bleep] today--
454
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,014
- [laughing]
455
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,549
- Run that back, yo,
run that back.
456
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,153
- Nonna?
- We're going home [bleep].
457
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,955
- [laughing]
458
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,923
- If we're standing in the
basement, at my mom's house,
459
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,525
like, I'm gonna hop on top.
460
00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:21,926
- These girls are freaks.
461
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,561
- She's like, "If we gotta
get in, we gotta get in."
462
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,029
"It could be at nonna's house."
463
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,331
- If I gotta get in today,
I'll suck [bleep] today, yeah.
464
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:27,465
That one's for me.
465
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,033
Yo, put her on.
She's good.
466
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,435
- Yeah, she's--
- Taj.
467
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,537
- All right,
this preggers is sleepy.
468
00:14:32,606 --> 00:14:33,938
- Preggers on the reggers.
- All right.
469
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,874
- After hearing Ron's list,
470
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:38,977
some of these requirements
are absolutely insane.
471
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,613
This is gonna be a very
tough girl to find.
472
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:42,747
- All right,
good night, my dude.
473
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:44,115
- Good night.
474
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,951
- We have a huge day tomorrow,
this is so exciting.
475
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,653
I've been on two dating shows,
476
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,688
now it's time for me
to work my magic.
477
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:54,192
Ron has no idea what's about
to come at him.
478
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,627
- This is gonna be interesting.
479
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,730
So he wants a slim,
thick chick, is what he wants.
480
00:14:58,798 --> 00:14:59,964
[laughs]
481
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,065
- We got you, Ron.
482
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,305
[Impirio & Cru's "Rollin']
- ♪ Gotta do 'em like that ♪
483
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,507
♪ Two seats with the top
leaned back ♪
484
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,542
♪ Maybe you know it ♪
- Morning, honey.
485
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,378
- ♪ West side
to the best side ♪
486
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,513
- Morning.
Wake up, chooch.
487
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:17,849
- Stop, dude.
488
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,717
- [laughs]
489
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,019
Bro, those girls look good.
490
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,487
Today is a big day.
491
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,822
Ronnie is getting
a shot at love.
492
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:27,258
Best case scenario,
we find him a girlfriend.
493
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,861
Worst case scenario,
we find Vinnie a girlfriend.
494
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,062
[chuckles]
495
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,464
- Yo, my [bleep] DM
is still goin' off.
496
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:34,966
- Bro, I don't think
we need anymore.
497
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,267
We got good quality girls.
498
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:39,404
If this works out,
if we find this man a woman,
499
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,272
we could do this for a living.
- Oh, no.
500
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,373
Like, this is our new career.
- We're really good at this.
501
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,042
- We're experienced.
- Yeah.
502
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,443
- If you would.
503
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,946
- Listen, I know that I might
not be the best person
504
00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:49,213
to give dating advice,
505
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,115
since I've been on
two dating shows,
506
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,685
and I'm still single,
but I learned a lot.
507
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:54,786
- Relationships have been
508
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,020
a roller coaster
his whole life.
509
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,689
He certainly needs to do
something different
510
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,157
than what
he's been doing.
511
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:02,026
If anybody can help this man
find a real woman, it's us.
512
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,795
- For the love of Ron.
513
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,296
- Fellas.
- Yo.
514
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,131
- Yo, we gotta
get some food, yo.
515
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,399
- I'm hungry.
- Order breakfast.
516
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,101
- Yes, can I order
some room service, please?
517
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,502
Can you guys get me
the full spread?
518
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,838
I need eggs, pancakes--
- Everything.
519
00:16:13,907 --> 00:16:18,476
- Bacon, sausage, potatoes,
French toast, fruit, coffee--
520
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,611
- I want a rack of lamb.
521
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,046
- Is that bacon, egg,
and cheese,
522
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,214
avocado,
on an English muffin?
523
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,616
- Nutella crepes.
- Grilled, not toasted.
524
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:26,751
- Grilled, not toasted, please.
525
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:27,752
All right, see you soon,
thank you.
526
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:28,753
- That's what I'm talking
about.
527
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:29,887
- Let's go work out.
528
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,723
- Guys, c'mon.
- All right, let's go.
529
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,992
- You guys know where
the fives are?
530
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:36,260
Man has baby arms.
531
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,628
[laughing]
532
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,431
- Don't laugh at Keto Guido,
you know what I mean?
533
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,433
Like, I'm a stripper.
534
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,469
Wanna do a push-up challenge?
535
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,338
First one to hit
100 push-ups wins.
536
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,439
- Oh, that's a challenge.
537
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,309
[intense pop music]
538
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:52,310
- Push-up!
539
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:55,313
[dinging]
540
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,382
♪ ♪
541
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,884
- Ay, what the [bleep] is that?
- [laughs]
542
00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:02,253
- Mike has been doing push-ups
for, like, the last year.
543
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,955
That's all they did in jail,
was push-ups.
544
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,957
[overlapping chatter]
- [bleep].
545
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,259
- No!
[all groan, chatter]
546
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,296
- Six, seven, come on--eight!
547
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,932
Come on!
More, come on!
548
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,934
Come on--100!
549
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,805
- Yeah, next time we'll do
a full push-up challenge.
550
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,573
all: Oh!
551
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:23,808
- Wow.
552
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,777
- Ew, leg machine,
get that outta here.
553
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,478
♪ ♪
554
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,646
We're finding
a suitable suitor
555
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,114
for Ronald Magro.
556
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:33,184
Make sure his hair is nice
and straight like his future.
557
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:36,521
- But first, we got ourselves
a little situation, here.
558
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,257
[dramatic music,
clock ticking]
559
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:40,958
- Well, we listened
to this [bleep] guy
560
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:43,094
with the double booking.
- [stammering]
561
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,862
You guys are idiots
for listening to me!
562
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,030
- That's true.
- Double booked the girls,
563
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,498
and now Deena's pregnant.
564
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,933
And Deena has no one here.
565
00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:50,301
No Jenni.
- No Jenni.
566
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,669
- Could you imagine
if we bring Angelina now?
567
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:52,937
This can't happen.
568
00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:54,872
- Listen, we invited
Angeliners here,
569
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,340
and Deener,
on the double booking.
570
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,976
We had no idea
that Deeners was pregnant.
571
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:00,445
But, at the end of the day,
572
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:01,746
I mean, this still
has to be solved.
573
00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:04,248
- What would make Deena
not leave?
574
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,284
- I don't know.
- Some wine?
575
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:07,385
- Food?
- She can't have wine.
576
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:08,786
She's pregnant, you idiot.
577
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,254
- The only thing she'd go home
to, is her family.
578
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,622
- She would run right back
to her family.
579
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,057
- She would be like,
"I'm going home to my family.
580
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,692
[bleep] this."
- Let's do the opposite.
581
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,127
- Yeah, what if she can't
run to her family?
582
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,628
Because what if
her family's here?
583
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,030
- Bring the family here.
584
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,032
We'll use that as a distraction
when Angelina comes.
585
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,533
No drama.
If anything,
586
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,935
Deena goes right to her
family, she'll be distracted--
587
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,136
- That's a great idea.
588
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,137
- She'll never even [bleep]
know she's here.
589
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,271
- It's like the pivot.
590
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,439
Invite Chris,
tell him to bring CJ.
591
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,408
Also, I heard he knows
how to cut head.
592
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,609
Tell him to bring clippers.
- Oh.
593
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:32,944
- Yeah, there you go.
594
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:35,546
- Now we're cooking.
- Now you're thinking!
595
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,584
- Oh, [bleep], what up,
Chris?
596
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,785
- I heard you were pregnant.
597
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:43,187
- We have this idea
to surprise Deener.
598
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:46,124
If we invite you and the baby
out here, would you come?
599
00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:47,758
- I heard you were pregnant.
600
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:51,262
- Oh!
601
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,730
Another thing is,
602
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,499
word on the street
is you got clippers, man.
603
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,800
You cut hair.
604
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:59,103
- Oh.
all: Wow!
605
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,238
- Now we're talking!
606
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,305
- Now we're talking.
607
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:02,507
- I heard you were pregnant.
608
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:03,541
- All right, man, see you soon.
609
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,709
Pauly's gonna send
the info to you.
610
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,077
- Perfect.
- All right, bro.
611
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,078
- There ya go.
612
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,246
There's the distraction.
613
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,647
- See, the no plan
turned into a plan.
614
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,416
- RSVP is solving all
the problems in life.
615
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,018
Operation distraction,
616
00:19:14,087 --> 00:19:15,753
operation getting a fresh cut,
617
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,823
and now, we're finding Ronnie
a new wife.
618
00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:20,691
- Well, I think
that two positives
619
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,494
are gonna outweigh
a possible negative.
620
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:24,996
- [giggles]
621
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,531
I'm getting a little thirsty
looking at those nipples.
622
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,232
[laughter]
623
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,903
Got milk?
624
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,137
- Got nipples?
625
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,139
[laughter]
626
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:39,277
- [laughing]
627
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,180
[hip-hop music]
628
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:44,215
- Oh, my God,
look who it is.
629
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,217
Esteban.
- Oh, Esteban!
630
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,485
- All right,
it's a buffet style, guys.
631
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:48,519
- I'll be honest,
632
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,587
I'm goin' with the toast,
today,
633
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:50,788
I'm definitely going
with toast.
634
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,924
I'm tellin' you right now--
- I believe you.
635
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,194
- Angelina,
you're obsessed with me.
636
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:57,328
- [laughs]
637
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,729
- Hi, Laurens.
- Grab a plate, honey.
638
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,565
They're all over there.
- It's all right, I got it.
639
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,935
all: Oh!
640
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,336
- First slice!
641
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,138
- I'm a little stressed
this morning.
642
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,306
- Why, what's happening?
643
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,674
- Because you guys had
the bright idea
644
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,809
of double booking.
- Uh-huh.
645
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:15,179
- And it was all fun and games
because I was not coming.
646
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,415
I was not a part
of this hot mess.
647
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:18,849
This is, like, your thing.
648
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,851
This is not my thing.
[indistinct chatter]
649
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,486
- I feel like
now it's your thing, too.
650
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,988
- You're the swing state.
- Yup.
651
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:25,590
- No, I'm not!
- [laughs]
652
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,592
- Lauren,
welcome to the family.
653
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,927
This is a [bleep] situation,
but, you know,
654
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,796
this is part of it.
655
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,365
This is like Lauren's
hazing process.
656
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,033
- No, but she has
a valid point.
657
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,202
She's now, sort of,
stuck in the middle.
658
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,804
- I didn't choose
this position.
659
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,073
- It chose you.
[laughter]
660
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,708
- It's gonna be drama,
there's no question.
661
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,243
- If you deserve it,
the universe will--
662
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,378
- Deeners!
- Good morning.
663
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,680
- Good morning, Deeners.
Good morning, Deeners.
664
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,082
- Hi, Mom.
665
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,917
I think today is going
to be an awesome day,
666
00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:55,453
but I don't know how Ronnie's
going to react
667
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:58,055
when we finally tell him
we're doing a dating show.
668
00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:59,490
I don't know if
he's gonna be excited,
669
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,158
or if he's gonna be nervous--
670
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:02,560
he's definitely
gonna be nervous.
671
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,562
Cheers to Ron!
- Yeah, to Ronnie.
672
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,364
- You know we love you, right?
673
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,932
- Eh.
674
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:09,934
- You know we want
what's best for you, right?
675
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:11,369
- I hope so.
[laughs]
676
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,536
- So we kind of...
[clears throat]
677
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,904
Took it in our own hands,
678
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:17,341
seeing that Vinny and I
are dating connoisseurs.
679
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,809
- You're a dating connoisseur.
680
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,379
- Vinny's a whore.
Vinny's a whore!
681
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,848
- I can't hold it back.
I can't hold it back.
682
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,182
- What?
- What?
683
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:27,184
- We're gonna put you
on a dating show.
684
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:29,086
- Yessuh!
685
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,455
- What?
686
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,024
- It's already in the works.
- Yeah, we're not lying.
687
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,825
You got a 50/50 shot, here.
688
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,127
The dating show
worked out for him.
689
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:37,528
- Yup.
- It didn't work out for me.
690
00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:38,863
Those are good odds.
- Those are good odds.
691
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,364
- [mutters]
- And we know--
692
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,666
- Those are the best odds
you've had in a long time!
693
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,034
- [laughing]
694
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:44,869
- Best odds you've had
in a long time, brother.
695
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:46,937
- Leave it up to us
and we got you covered.
696
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:49,006
We got you some
serious contenders, bro.
697
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:50,808
- And there was--
- Wait, you didn't smash right?
698
00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:51,876
- I don't know yet.
699
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,077
- [laughs]
"I don't know yet."
700
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,345
- We think one you might've
already, though.
701
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:55,780
- Yeah, one you've
probably smashed.
702
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,948
I'm like, "Yo, this is a girl
Ronnie would've smashed."
703
00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:01,118
- No, I don't really know
how much I trust everybody,
704
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:04,155
you know,
trying to find my soulmate.
705
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:06,190
- But--we're looking for
something different, right?
706
00:22:06,259 --> 00:22:07,491
- Yeah, something different
this time.
707
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,793
Something quality.
- This is love.
708
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,561
- Like I said,
you need a good girl now, okay?
709
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:11,696
Playtime's over.
710
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,764
- Are you ready for it?
- No, but--
711
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,800
[laughter]
- That's all right.
712
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:17,101
[overlapping chatter]
- Never stopped you before.
713
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:20,037
[laughter]
- That's true.
714
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:24,075
- How fire would a biopic movie
be of Ronnie's life?
715
00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:26,344
- Imagine all
the [bleep] scenes,
716
00:22:26,412 --> 00:22:28,045
and like, drama and [bleep].
717
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:29,513
- It'd probably
be called "Ron-demic."
718
00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:31,382
- Yo, "Ron-com."
719
00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:33,918
- Everybody has seen
a romcom before, right?
720
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,853
Romantic comedy?
- Yes.
721
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,254
- But they never saw a...
722
00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,491
- And just to give you guys
all a warning,
723
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,827
it's very emotional,
there may be tears.
724
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:43,994
- [grunts]
725
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:45,429
- And the girls
might cry as well.
726
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:46,997
- Yeah.
- [laughs]
727
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,666
- There's always tears
with me.
728
00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:50,034
[muttering]
I love her.
729
00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:51,402
- I know you love her.
730
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:52,536
And you know what?
731
00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:54,405
If you stay with her...
[indistinct]
732
00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:57,441
- Here I am,
same crying-ass bitch, Ronnie.
733
00:22:57,510 --> 00:23:01,612
[crying incoherently]
734
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,015
- Yeah.
735
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:06,250
- This is going
to be interesting.
736
00:23:06,319 --> 00:23:07,418
- You got a big day
ahead of you, my guy.
737
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:08,786
- Yup.
- Big day.
738
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:11,722
- This is me nervous, scared,
frightened.
739
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,458
Hopefully it's a big success.
740
00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:15,860
- There's gonna be, like,
741
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,862
very high guidelines
and criteria for your new love.
742
00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:19,230
- Ronnie!
743
00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:20,464
- We got our T's on.
- Aye.
744
00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:21,799
[all talking at once]
- Forget about it.
745
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:22,867
- We gonna go find
these girls or what?
746
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:24,235
- We got you.
747
00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:26,003
- We got a [bleep][bleep] show.
- You need a girl?
748
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:28,172
Forget about it.
- I need to find a good wife.
749
00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:29,340
I need a good wife.
750
00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:31,008
- You might have
to give a speech
751
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,343
in honor of Ronald's big day.
752
00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:34,078
- No more speeches.
753
00:23:34,147 --> 00:23:36,013
- [laughs]
- Don't let Deena do it.
754
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:37,982
- Yep.
- I'm retiring from that.
755
00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:45,356
[upbeat hip-hop music]
756
00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:48,759
- Ooh, Ron, are you ready?
757
00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:50,594
- Um, no, but let's do it.
758
00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:51,762
- Wait, your hair's lookin'
a little wild.
759
00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:52,997
- I know.
- Are you all right?
760
00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:54,899
- We're gonna get him ready.
- Sike.
761
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:56,400
- We're gonna get him ready.
762
00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:58,636
- Pauly's gonna hook me up and
get me the full treatment...
763
00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:00,237
- Vinny's gonna do his nails.
- Ooh.
764
00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:01,772
- Vinny's gonna shave
his pubes.
765
00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:02,973
- Yup.
- Very nice.
766
00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:04,208
- Wax my ass.
767
00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:06,477
- Well, while the boys
take care of you,
768
00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:09,280
we're gonna take care of
what's going on outside.
769
00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:11,882
- What's going on outside?
- You'll see.
770
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,784
Calm down, sir.
- You need to set up the set?
771
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,553
- Yes.
- Can I come?
772
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:16,720
- Well, that's why we came.
- Yes.
773
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,022
- Oh, my goodness.
774
00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:20,458
- The girls are coming
in just a couple hours.
775
00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:22,860
So, me, Lauren, and Mike,
we're gonna set up the date,
776
00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:24,094
and we're gonna decorate,
777
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:26,430
and just make sure
everything is perfect.
778
00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:27,765
- All right, fellas,
see you in a little bit.
779
00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:28,899
- Threesome!
780
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:31,602
[laughter]
- "Threesome."
781
00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,037
- Stupid.
782
00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:34,371
- All right, we're gonna
get you all shined up
783
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,706
for this date, bro.
784
00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:37,341
- I'd never let two other men
dress me,
785
00:24:37,410 --> 00:24:38,742
but I gotta see this.
786
00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,177
- Me and Pauly,
being the hosts,
787
00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:41,412
are everything to Ronnie
right now.
788
00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:44,114
We're, like, coaches,
we're stylists.
789
00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:47,117
- Time to make
this place amazing!
790
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,887
- He can sit and be a king
for the night.
791
00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:51,355
Sit right here.
- I like it!
792
00:24:51,424 --> 00:24:52,723
- Right?
793
00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:55,493
And he can really get a feel
for who these girls are.
794
00:24:55,561 --> 00:24:56,727
Like, their personality.
795
00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:58,128
- I came for quarantine,
796
00:24:58,197 --> 00:24:59,964
I didn't really bring
date clothes.
797
00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:01,532
- We're gonna go swaggy.
798
00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:03,300
I will say these are
nice jean shorts.
799
00:25:03,369 --> 00:25:04,969
- Classic jean shorts.
[laughs]
800
00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:06,237
- Yeah.
If you're gonna meet a girl,
801
00:25:06,305 --> 00:25:08,506
you gotta be in jorts.
Everybody wears jorts.
802
00:25:08,574 --> 00:25:09,940
- Bro, we need to class
this guy up a little bit.
803
00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:11,408
- Some jorts.
804
00:25:11,477 --> 00:25:13,377
- I need you to come over
all sassy as [bleep].
805
00:25:13,446 --> 00:25:15,646
both: Ooh.
806
00:25:15,715 --> 00:25:19,049
- Hey, my name's Lauren,
I went to school for fashion,
807
00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:21,785
and I've been known
to tame a "Situation."
808
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,587
- Oh, my goodness.
- Ooh!
809
00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:25,689
- You guys are the worst.
- That's perfect.
810
00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:27,491
- Um...
- Nah, that's perfect.
811
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:28,993
- How about this, bruh--
812
00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:30,895
to class is up--
no, that might work, 'cause--
813
00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:33,797
- No, I'm not wearing this.
[laughter]
814
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,466
- Vinny is the last person
815
00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:36,667
I would ever take
fashion tips from.
816
00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:38,402
He walks around
with a man purse.
817
00:25:38,471 --> 00:25:40,337
- [whistles]
818
00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:41,939
- Um--
- Do you have a bowtie?
819
00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:43,774
[laughter]
820
00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:45,175
- Oh, my goodness.
Wow, beautiful.
821
00:25:45,244 --> 00:25:46,544
- Beautiful.
- Yeah.
822
00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:48,245
- This area will be perfect...
- Gorgeous!
823
00:25:48,314 --> 00:25:52,883
- For, like, them to come,
have cocktails.
824
00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:54,118
- And we are COVID safe.
825
00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:57,054
We have sanitizer
at every mixer table.
826
00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:58,389
- Honeys, don't forget.
827
00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:00,958
- Thank you.
828
00:26:02,295 --> 00:26:04,461
- Look, we'll just take
the top, the blazer part--
829
00:26:04,530 --> 00:26:06,263
This is the move right here.
- That's the move.
830
00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:07,498
- This is Ronnie Magros.
831
00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:08,799
- What in the world--
that's a move.
832
00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:10,234
- Now the tank top looks dope
underneath there.
833
00:26:10,303 --> 00:26:11,802
- This is the worst outfit
I've ever seen, ever.
834
00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:12,870
- That's perfect.
- [laughter]
835
00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:14,138
- See?
836
00:26:14,206 --> 00:26:15,539
- BROVID.
- BROVID.
837
00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:17,575
- Let's go to the
one-on-one area and sit.
838
00:26:17,643 --> 00:26:18,842
- Okay.
- And we'll do it.
839
00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:20,144
- I'm down in the lobby
right now,
840
00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:22,079
and we're about to have
some festivities tonight,
841
00:26:22,148 --> 00:26:24,615
and--I have to try it
before I buy it?
842
00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:26,817
When you look up
food and beverage manager
843
00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:29,687
in the dictionary,
you see BDS' face.
844
00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:32,790
So can I please get an order
of chicken "fang"-ers,
845
00:26:32,858 --> 00:26:35,192
fries, and a diet soda
right now?
846
00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:37,595
[JumpMan's "Showtime"]
- Oh, yeah.
847
00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:39,129
- ♪ I'm turnin up
with my team now ♪
848
00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:40,664
♪ I'm turnin' down
'cause you're bein' loud ♪
849
00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:43,968
- The higher the hair,
the higher the standards.
850
00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:45,636
[laughter]
851
00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:47,504
- You look like a cone head.
- [laughs]
852
00:26:47,573 --> 00:26:49,940
- He looks like a rooster.
- Oh, my God!
853
00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:51,108
He looks amazing!
854
00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:53,243
- We should have signs
for the games.
855
00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:55,646
Like, yes and no signs
for the girls.
856
00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:57,214
- All right, so what questions
are we gonna do?
857
00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:59,149
"Have you ever fallen in love
at the Jersey Shore"?
858
00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:00,718
- That's a good one.
859
00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:02,786
- Honey, they gave me
a side of "raunch."
860
00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:04,655
Yeah, I love "raunch" dressing.
861
00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:06,423
- Yo, trust us.
- Yo, the higher the hair,
862
00:27:06,492 --> 00:27:07,424
the longer
the relationship lasts.
863
00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:08,626
- Put it together.
864
00:27:08,694 --> 00:27:11,462
Muah.
- I thought I trusted Pauly,
865
00:27:11,530 --> 00:27:14,665
up until he did this to me.
866
00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:16,700
It looks like I did my hair,
867
00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:19,370
and then I put my top down
in my car and I just...
868
00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:20,771
[engine revving]
[bleep] did 100.
869
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,840
I look like a tool.
- You look like a DJ.
870
00:27:22,908 --> 00:27:24,375
[laughter]
871
00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:25,909
- You look like
a promoter in Vegas.
872
00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:27,044
- Yeah!
873
00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:28,646
- Outfit screams,
"I wanna get married."
874
00:27:28,714 --> 00:27:31,582
- This outfit screams,
"Stay away from me, please."
875
00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:33,684
[laughter]
- Club COVID!
876
00:27:34,387 --> 00:27:36,654
I love the hair.
- No, the hair is great.
877
00:27:36,722 --> 00:27:38,088
- Yeah, you deadass
work in Vegas.
878
00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:39,890
[laughter]
Deadass.
879
00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:41,191
Like, he looks fresh, bro.
880
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:43,327
I think you are ready, my guy.
Are you nervous?
881
00:27:43,396 --> 00:27:44,895
- To wear this outfit?
Yeah.
882
00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:46,563
- We look like brothers.
883
00:27:46,632 --> 00:27:48,165
[laughs]
884
00:27:48,868 --> 00:27:50,401
- I hate douchey guidos.
885
00:27:50,469 --> 00:27:52,136
- I look like the son
you never knew about.
886
00:27:52,204 --> 00:27:53,604
[both laugh]
887
00:27:53,673 --> 00:27:55,172
- We have great questions.
888
00:27:55,241 --> 00:27:56,807
We've covered, like,
all bases with them.
889
00:27:56,876 --> 00:27:58,342
All right, let's sanitize.
- I think that should be good.
890
00:27:58,411 --> 00:28:00,744
- I need more "fang"-gers
and fries, ASAP.
891
00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:02,880
The guests are on their way.
892
00:28:02,948 --> 00:28:04,715
- We'll look back
on this day and laugh.
893
00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:06,216
We'll be like, "Remember?"
After 10 years of marriage,
894
00:28:06,285 --> 00:28:08,085
"Remember we found Rebecca?"
- We were dressing him,
895
00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:10,154
he didn't know what to wear,
he didn't trust us.
896
00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:11,922
He was like, "I don't wanna
wear the blazer."
897
00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:13,057
- He's gonna have four kids
898
00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:14,091
with this chick
and everything.
899
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,626
Yeah, you're welcome.
900
00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:18,429
- We got a great group
of women coming here right now
901
00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:21,632
for a "Trouble Shot at Love"
with Ronnie Magro.
902
00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:23,901
- I'm a prime example
that dating shows do work.
903
00:28:23,969 --> 00:28:25,369
- Y'all seen
"Double Shot at Love"?
904
00:28:25,438 --> 00:28:26,704
- Mm-hmm.
905
00:28:26,772 --> 00:28:27,771
- Y'all have seen
"Double Shot at Love 2"?
906
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:28,872
- Yup.
907
00:28:28,941 --> 00:28:29,973
- Yo, we got a [bleep]
big day.
908
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,108
Ready to do this [bleep]?
- Let's do this.
909
00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:32,409
- Let's do it.
- Ronnie, we got you.
910
00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:33,944
- [muttering]
- Ah, okay.
911
00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:35,079
- You're getting it
right in my eyes.
912
00:28:36,649 --> 00:28:37,815
Bro.
913
00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:40,184
I'm ready to find
my significant other.
914
00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:41,652
It's gonna stay
like this forever, bro.
915
00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:42,886
- There you go.
916
00:28:42,955 --> 00:28:43,987
- I'm gonna have
an open mind about it.
917
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,322
Let's see what happens.
918
00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:47,458
[both laugh]
919
00:28:47,526 --> 00:28:48,559
- You ready, son?
920
00:28:48,627 --> 00:28:50,494
I don't want you
to get no wrinkles.
921
00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:53,130
- You're so stupid.
[laughing]
922
00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:54,331
I'm not trying to go out
923
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,266
looking like every
Vegas promoter out there.
924
00:28:56,335 --> 00:28:57,901
Might just have to
just go my own way.
925
00:28:57,970 --> 00:28:59,470
- It's your body.
- It's your choice.
926
00:28:59,538 --> 00:29:01,872
- I appreciate the effort.
Brothers, I appreciate it.
927
00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:03,874
- We're taking this
hosting job very seriously.
928
00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:05,442
And if Ronnie doesn't
find a girl tonight,
929
00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:07,177
it's gonna be because
he didn't wear the outfit.
930
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:08,445
We wouldn't steer him
in the wrong direction,
931
00:29:08,514 --> 00:29:09,813
what could go wrong?
932
00:29:09,882 --> 00:29:11,315
[sighs]
- They grow up so fast,
933
00:29:11,383 --> 00:29:12,616
don't they?
- Yeah.
934
00:29:12,685 --> 00:29:15,519
- Today might start
the next day of your life.
935
00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:16,720
[laughing]
- Oh, my God.
936
00:29:16,789 --> 00:29:17,855
- Oh, my God, hide!
937
00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,490
- Go, go, go!
- She's gorgeous.
938
00:29:19,558 --> 00:29:21,859
I like her, I think.
Wow!
939
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,127
Beautiful!
940
00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:24,695
[all talking at once]
- She had a nice butt.
941
00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:26,230
- Mike, come on.
942
00:29:29,668 --> 00:29:32,402
- ♪ Jesus Christ ♪
943
00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:34,138
♪ Save me ♪
944
00:29:34,206 --> 00:29:35,806
- Don't forget to pack
your evil eye.
945
00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:37,708
- I have evil eye necklace,
evil eye earrings--
946
00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:38,942
- What about that--
that sage thing?
947
00:29:39,011 --> 00:29:40,077
- I have sage.
948
00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:42,212
And I'm gonna bring
a [bleep] bible.
949
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,747
- I think when you say
the "F" curse
950
00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:44,982
in front of the bible,
it negates the whole--
951
00:29:45,050 --> 00:29:46,016
- I'm sorry,
I didn't mean that.
952
00:29:46,085 --> 00:29:47,451
Going to Vegas tomorrow,
953
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,553
I'm hoping it's
just me and the boys.
954
00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:50,921
But just in case,
955
00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:52,356
I wear a red string
at all times.
956
00:29:52,424 --> 00:29:54,224
And it has like,
evil eyes on it.
957
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:55,592
And that is basically, like,
958
00:29:55,661 --> 00:29:56,960
anybody that [bleep]
comes near me,
959
00:29:57,029 --> 00:29:58,495
that wants and wishes
evil on me,
960
00:29:58,564 --> 00:30:00,164
or wish, like,
anything bad on me--
961
00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:01,665
it's gonna go right at you.
962
00:30:01,734 --> 00:30:04,268
Make sure it goes
right with me to Vegas.
963
00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:06,770
Packed and ready to go.
- Sounds good.
964
00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:09,373
[dramatic music,
clock ticking]
965
00:30:09,441 --> 00:30:10,908
[The Hoof & Skam R'tist's
"We Play to Win"]
966
00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,176
- ♪ Make your shot,
don't say this all again ♪
967
00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:14,444
♪ Outside you can never
box me in ♪
968
00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:16,146
♪ We ready to win ♪
969
00:30:16,215 --> 00:30:18,015
♪ Never bottle I came here
to set the trend ♪
970
00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:21,018
- So, do you think
it's gonna be a success?
971
00:30:21,086 --> 00:30:22,786
- I think so.
- It is.
972
00:30:22,855 --> 00:30:24,555
- Yeah.
- Listen, you guys,
973
00:30:24,623 --> 00:30:26,623
we have the foods taken care of
with Esteban,
974
00:30:26,692 --> 00:30:28,525
all the hors d'oeuvres
that anybody else could want.
975
00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:29,626
- Okay.
- You keep them fed.
976
00:30:29,695 --> 00:30:30,694
They're gonna be happy--
- Drunk.
977
00:30:30,763 --> 00:30:31,962
- Exactly.
978
00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:33,263
- But if this works,
we're gonna go on tour.
979
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:34,565
Hook men up all over the world.
980
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:35,933
- Yeah, there's plenty
of single guys out there.
981
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:37,668
- Listen, what is the worst
that could happen?
982
00:30:37,736 --> 00:30:40,037
[girls inhale]
He can find Mrs. Right--
983
00:30:40,105 --> 00:30:41,939
- I wouldn't ask
that question.
984
00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:44,041
- There's my favorite stylists.
985
00:30:44,109 --> 00:30:45,943
- Well, here we are.
986
00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,211
- Here we are.
987
00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:48,612
- Oh, I'm here with
my man Vinny, you know,
988
00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:50,380
the relationship specialist.
989
00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:52,115
- Okay, so what's happening
here is--
990
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:54,518
I'm gonna be the host,
I'm white Jamie Foxx.
991
00:30:54,587 --> 00:30:56,954
I'm Chris Harrison.
Okay?
992
00:30:57,022 --> 00:31:00,123
I'm--uh, who's another host?
- Ryan Seacrest.
993
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:01,291
- Ryan Seacrest, yeah.
994
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,760
I'm the guy from--
Chuck Willery.
995
00:31:03,829 --> 00:31:05,796
All right, and we're gonna
find Ronnie a match.
996
00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:08,098
Ronald, how you feelin'?
997
00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:09,433
- I'm good.
998
00:31:11,136 --> 00:31:12,502
- Elaborate.
[laughs]
999
00:31:12,571 --> 00:31:15,305
- I'm a little nervous.
- Understandable.
1000
00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,774
- This is not even trying
to find me love,
1001
00:31:17,843 --> 00:31:20,143
This is so stupid.
1002
00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:22,145
This is definitely a set up
for them to bust my balls
1003
00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:23,714
for the night.
1004
00:31:23,782 --> 00:31:24,848
- Ron,
why don't you just tell us
1005
00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:25,849
a little bit
about your journey?
1006
00:31:25,918 --> 00:31:27,651
How did we get here?
1007
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,621
- A lot of bad relationships.
- Yeah?
1008
00:31:30,689 --> 00:31:32,890
- We'll just skip
how I got here, for now.
1009
00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:34,591
[laughter]
1010
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:35,826
Just know that I'm here.
- Fair enough.
1011
00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:36,827
- That's not the way
this works, buddy.
1012
00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:38,128
- [laughs]
1013
00:31:38,197 --> 00:31:39,630
You can say my love life
has been a drag.
1014
00:31:39,698 --> 00:31:40,797
[tires screeching]
1015
00:31:40,866 --> 00:31:42,065
- So you've obviously had
1016
00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:43,433
a lot of
tumultuous relationships.
1017
00:31:43,502 --> 00:31:44,768
- Yes.
1018
00:31:44,837 --> 00:31:47,004
- I mean, if we want to do
a little montage here,
1019
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,372
Ron and Sam.
- Mm.
1020
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,374
- Epic.
Epic proportions.
1021
00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:52,843
- This is my last time trying,
are you friends with her?
1022
00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:57,481
[dramatic music]
1023
00:31:57,549 --> 00:31:59,283
I hate you!
- Sam--
1024
00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:00,284
- I hate you!
[indistinct shouting]
1025
00:32:00,352 --> 00:32:01,852
I [bleep] hate you!
1026
00:32:01,921 --> 00:32:03,120
I hate [bleep]--
1027
00:32:03,188 --> 00:32:04,254
- When I think back
at that one,
1028
00:32:04,323 --> 00:32:06,690
I think fail.
- Fail.
1029
00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:09,059
- And then,
we moved on to Jen.
1030
00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:10,394
- Ooh, fail.
1031
00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:12,262
- You're a [bleep] loser,
you're a piece of [bleep].
1032
00:32:12,331 --> 00:32:14,665
You're a piece of [bleep].
- Okay, okay.
1033
00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:18,702
- Jen dragged him with the car
and drove him over a divider.
1034
00:32:18,771 --> 00:32:20,270
- It's not gonna happen again.
1035
00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:22,906
- We've been going through
anger management
1036
00:32:22,975 --> 00:32:24,308
and therapy on our own.
1037
00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:25,943
- A lot of times you gotta
go through a lot of
1038
00:32:26,011 --> 00:32:27,577
the wrong ones
to find the right one.
1039
00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:28,645
- Yeah.
1040
00:32:28,714 --> 00:32:30,514
That's true, you--
you guys know.
1041
00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:32,883
- I'm the--I'm the host, Ron.
Don't talk about me.
1042
00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:34,685
- [laughs]
1043
00:32:34,753 --> 00:32:36,019
♪ ♪
1044
00:32:36,088 --> 00:32:37,387
- Are those girls gonna
be here soon?
1045
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,122
- Yeah, I think so.
- Think so.
1046
00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:40,590
- Keep an eye out--
- I think they're pulling up.
1047
00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:42,559
- Oh, my God.
Oh, [bleep] God.
1048
00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:43,727
It's happening.
- Oh, my God.
1049
00:32:43,796 --> 00:32:45,562
It's happening.
- Go, hide!
1050
00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:47,264
[upbeat music]
1051
00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:48,999
- Oh, my God,
I think she seen me.
1052
00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:50,233
- She saw me.
- Shh!
1053
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:53,570
- I am dying to see Ron
as the bachelor
1054
00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:55,605
in tonight's
"Trouble Shot at Love."
1055
00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:57,341
This is gonna be fun tonight.
1056
00:32:57,409 --> 00:32:58,408
- ♪ Ready, set, go ♪
1057
00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,143
- [whispering]
Go, go, go...
1058
00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:02,379
- Are you serious about this?
1059
00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:03,680
- Sure.
1060
00:33:03,749 --> 00:33:05,549
Let's see where this takes us,
you know?
1061
00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:08,585
- Do you trust Vincent and I?
1062
00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:10,253
- With your heart.
1063
00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:13,223
- I do.
- Well, you know what--
1064
00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:15,258
- I might regret saying that,
but I do.
1065
00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,361
- This man seems ready.
- I think he is ready.
1066
00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:18,562
- He's ready for love.
1067
00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,597
- All the women
are waiting for you.
1068
00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:24,568
Today might start
the next day of your life.
1069
00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:26,436
[laughter]
1070
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,839
Tonight is the first day--
1071
00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:30,941
- Of the rest of your life?
- Of the rest of your life.
1072
00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:33,744
Are you ready for your
"Trouble Shot at Love"?
1073
00:33:33,812 --> 00:33:35,445
- I'm ready for my
"Trouble Shot at Love."
1074
00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:36,613
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
1075
00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:38,148
- He's ready.
- My man's ready.
1076
00:33:38,217 --> 00:33:39,316
- BROVID.
- BROVID.
1077
00:33:39,385 --> 00:33:40,717
[laughter]
1078
00:33:40,786 --> 00:33:44,021
- Best scenario is that Ronnie
finds a potential girl
1079
00:33:44,089 --> 00:33:45,956
that could be a real part
of his life.
1080
00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:49,760
And worst scenario is,
he finds another
1081
00:33:49,828 --> 00:33:52,329
spiraling, toxic relationship
that haunts his life
1082
00:33:52,398 --> 00:33:53,663
for the next ten years.
1083
00:33:53,732 --> 00:33:54,731
What can go wrong?
1084
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,067
To a "Trouble Shot at Love."
1085
00:34:00,773 --> 00:34:03,974
[upbeat dance music]
1086
00:34:04,043 --> 00:34:05,175
- Oh, hey, I'm Vinny.
1087
00:34:05,244 --> 00:34:06,610
- And I'm DJ Pauly D.
1088
00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:08,612
- It's hard finding love
in a pandemic.
1089
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,681
- It sure is, that's why I had
to rent an entire resort
1090
00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:13,383
in Las Vegas.
- Yes, he did.
1091
00:34:13,452 --> 00:34:16,720
And we have the perfect girls
here in our little bubble
1092
00:34:16,789 --> 00:34:18,588
to meet the perfect bachelor...
1093
00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:20,557
both: Ronnie Magro.
1094
00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:21,758
[upbeat pop music]
1095
00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:24,728
- ♪ Won't you be my baby ♪
1096
00:34:24,797 --> 00:34:26,463
- Hi, I'm Ronnie.
1097
00:34:26,532 --> 00:34:28,265
I'm the "Trouble Shot at Love"
1098
00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:30,967
because I've had trouble
finding love, that's for sure.
1099
00:34:31,036 --> 00:34:33,703
For once, I'm definitely
looking for a long time,
1100
00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:35,005
not a good time, you know?
1101
00:34:35,074 --> 00:34:37,174
I definitely want someone
that's gonna be there.
1102
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:39,309
I'm tired of just
cycling through girls
1103
00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:40,811
and relationships.
1104
00:34:40,879 --> 00:34:42,712
I kind of want someone that's
going to be my best friend.
1105
00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:43,947
- Welcome to...
1106
00:34:44,016 --> 00:34:45,449
both:
A "Trouble Shot at Love."
1107
00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:47,651
♪ ♪
1108
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,052
- Yeah, buddy!
1109
00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:53,523
♪ ♪
1110
00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:54,591
- It's happening!
1111
00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:55,926
It's happening.
- Let's go.
1112
00:34:55,994 --> 00:34:57,828
- [whispering]
We gotta hide!
1113
00:34:57,896 --> 00:34:59,496
- Oh, my God!
- Go, go, go--
1114
00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:00,831
- Hi.
1115
00:35:00,899 --> 00:35:01,998
- Thank you.
1116
00:35:02,067 --> 00:35:03,467
- Oh, my God,
I think she seen me.
1117
00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:05,235
- She saw me!
- Oh, my God, she saw me.
1118
00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:06,570
- She's tall.
1119
00:35:06,638 --> 00:35:08,338
- Oh, she's too tall for him.
1120
00:35:08,407 --> 00:35:09,739
- Ronnie's vertically
challenged.
1121
00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:11,575
We all know that.
Yeah.
1122
00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:13,677
- I'm nervous.
- Have a chip.
1123
00:35:13,745 --> 00:35:14,811
Have a chip.
1124
00:35:16,715 --> 00:35:18,748
- Straight to the bar.
- She went right to the bar.
1125
00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:20,117
It's kind of nerve-wracking
1126
00:35:20,185 --> 00:35:23,053
because this could
be life-changing for Ron.
1127
00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:25,355
He could find
the love of his life tonight.
1128
00:35:25,424 --> 00:35:27,224
She's, like,
dressed in lingerie.
1129
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:28,758
- There's another one coming.
There's another one coming.
1130
00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:31,027
There's another one coming.
- Uh, back it up.
1131
00:35:31,096 --> 00:35:32,729
- [whispering]
Go, go, go.
1132
00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:36,500
- Oh, I like that dress.
- She looks great.
1133
00:35:36,568 --> 00:35:38,034
- She's gorgeous.
- She was pretty.
1134
00:35:38,103 --> 00:35:40,370
- Ooh!
- Whoa, neon.
1135
00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:42,506
- Stay behind the curtain.
They'll see you.
1136
00:35:42,574 --> 00:35:44,174
- Hey, guys!
Whoo!
1137
00:35:44,243 --> 00:35:46,643
both: Ooh!
1138
00:35:46,712 --> 00:35:48,111
- She did the--
- She did a little shake.
1139
00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:49,980
- They're comin' in
like cockroaches.
1140
00:35:50,048 --> 00:35:51,181
- I like her, I think.
1141
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,216
- He did say he wanted, like...
1142
00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:54,751
big ass, thick--
- Big ass.
1143
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:57,354
- I'm like, "Oh, my God, like,
these girls are attractive."
1144
00:35:57,422 --> 00:35:59,289
Ronnie's got a shot--
1145
00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:01,958
or shall I say,
a trouble Shot at love.
1146
00:36:02,027 --> 00:36:03,660
- Oh, wow!
1147
00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:05,929
Oh, beautiful!
1148
00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:07,130
- Think she saw me.
1149
00:36:07,199 --> 00:36:09,499
I feel that right now
in Ronnie's life,
1150
00:36:09,568 --> 00:36:12,769
he needs a mature girl
with her head on her shoulders.
1151
00:36:12,838 --> 00:36:15,705
- Hey!
[overlapping greetings]
1152
00:36:15,774 --> 00:36:18,208
- Big booty with
a 680 credit score.
1153
00:36:18,277 --> 00:36:20,443
- Neon has a really nice butt.
1154
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,012
You see that thing?
- Yeah.
1155
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,880
- Can I show Mike it?
- [laughing] Yes.
1156
00:36:23,949 --> 00:36:25,215
- Mike--
1157
00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:26,249
- Yeah, yeah, I see it,
I see it, I see it.
1158
00:36:26,318 --> 00:36:27,450
- Nice butt.
1159
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,720
- You know, I'm a little
excited but nervous
1160
00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:31,721
to meet all these girls.
1161
00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:33,123
- Let's do this, my guy.
1162
00:36:33,192 --> 00:36:35,425
I have no idea what these guys
have in store for me.
1163
00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:37,527
- Wanna walk through this?
- "Welcome ladies.
1164
00:36:37,596 --> 00:36:39,095
I'm DJ Pauly D."
1165
00:36:39,164 --> 00:36:41,631
- Basically my love life
is in their hands, right now.
1166
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:45,101
- "Please give a warm welcome
to the Juicehead Gorilla--
1167
00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:46,836
Ronnie Margo."
- Aye!
1168
00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:49,139
- I may have [bleep] myself
on this one.
1169
00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:50,874
- But how's the dating
out here?
1170
00:36:50,943 --> 00:36:53,877
- The dating's terrible.
- Right?
1171
00:36:53,946 --> 00:36:56,947
- I'm nervous.
- I'm excited for this.
1172
00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:58,415
- Deener, get back.
1173
00:36:58,483 --> 00:37:00,250
- They can't see me.
I'm camouflaged.
1174
00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:02,352
- No, who do you think
we're gonna meet?
1175
00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:04,087
- I have no idea.
1176
00:37:04,156 --> 00:37:06,523
- Do you think it's somebody
from here in Vegas?
1177
00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:07,691
- I think it's someone
in Vegas.
1178
00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:09,326
So I'm like, okay,
it's Calvin Harris.
1179
00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:11,361
- I know Floyd Mayweather
lives in Vegas.
1180
00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:13,530
- Floyd Mayweather?
[laughter]
1181
00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:15,398
I'd be down.
1182
00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:17,434
- Okay.
We're good.
1183
00:37:17,502 --> 00:37:19,803
Hey, guys.
- Yo, yo, yo.
1184
00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:21,071
- Any contenders?
- Yes.
1185
00:37:21,139 --> 00:37:23,139
All of them are so pretty.
- Very classy.
1186
00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:24,507
- We did good.
1187
00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:27,877
- I wasn't too hopeful about
finding quality women
1188
00:37:27,946 --> 00:37:29,279
off the Internet.
1189
00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:32,215
I have trouble doing that
for myself.
1190
00:37:32,284 --> 00:37:33,783
But they're telling us
we got some
1191
00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:35,185
real potential women here.
1192
00:37:35,254 --> 00:37:37,520
- The first and the last--
- She had a nice butt.
1193
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:38,888
- Mike, come on.
- Mike, come on.
1194
00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:40,090
Your wife is right here.
- I allowed it.
1195
00:37:40,158 --> 00:37:41,558
I allowed it.
- Hall pass.
1196
00:37:41,627 --> 00:37:43,426
- I'm telling you,
they seem like fun people.
1197
00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:45,495
This could be the night
Ronnie gets married.
1198
00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:47,097
All right, so I guess we
should go meet these ladies.
1199
00:37:47,165 --> 00:37:48,431
- Yes.
- Let's do it.
1200
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:49,633
- All right, guys.
- All right, guys.
1201
00:37:49,701 --> 00:37:50,734
- Showtime.
1202
00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:52,335
♪ ♪
1203
00:37:52,404 --> 00:37:53,803
- Yeah, buddy!
1204
00:37:56,942 --> 00:38:00,076
[dramatic music]
1205
00:38:00,145 --> 00:38:01,344
- Are you guys excited?
- Yeah.
1206
00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:04,514
I wasted years of my life
on the wrong guy.
1207
00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:05,582
- You know what,
love is in the air.
1208
00:38:05,651 --> 00:38:07,050
- I hope one of us
falls in love.
1209
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:08,985
- So what do you guys want,
though?
1210
00:38:09,054 --> 00:38:11,888
- I want to find love.
I wanna, like, find my person.
1211
00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:13,556
- We have to walk in dominant.
1212
00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,792
Oh, God, I'm so short
compared to these girls.
1213
00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:18,194
- Me too.
- Hey, ladies.
1214
00:38:18,263 --> 00:38:20,597
- Oh, my God.
- Hi.
1215
00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:24,034
- I'm Deena.
- And we're the "Situations."
1216
00:38:24,102 --> 00:38:26,970
- We are so excited
that you all came here
1217
00:38:27,039 --> 00:38:28,705
ready to find love.
1218
00:38:28,774 --> 00:38:30,707
- So we have
a special guy for you,
1219
00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:32,609
so you ladies better
keep it classy.
1220
00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:33,610
- Okay.
1221
00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:35,945
- Who's ready to meet a guido?
1222
00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:38,281
[all cheering]
1223
00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:39,816
- Yes.
1224
00:38:39,885 --> 00:38:41,418
- ♪ Now hold up,
wait a second ♪
1225
00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:44,921
[all cheering]
1226
00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:47,824
- Welcome, ladies.
I'm DJ Pauly D.
1227
00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:49,259
You might know me from
a "Jersey Shore"
1228
00:38:49,328 --> 00:38:51,628
and a "Double Shot at Love."
- And I'm Vinny.
1229
00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:53,697
You may also know me
from "Jersey Shore"
1230
00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:55,098
and a "Double Shot at Love."
1231
00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:57,767
- I'm proof that you can
find love on a dating show.
1232
00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:00,837
- And I'm living proof that
it's more of a 50/50 shot.
1233
00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:02,272
[laughter]
1234
00:39:02,341 --> 00:39:05,875
But although I'm still single,
tonight is not about me.
1235
00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:07,377
The man you're about to meet
1236
00:39:07,446 --> 00:39:09,312
comes all the way
from the Bronx.
1237
00:39:09,381 --> 00:39:12,849
He's charming, he's tan,
he loves to fist pump,
1238
00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:15,151
he has a heart of gold,
big muscles,
1239
00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:17,787
and even bigger teeth.
[laughter]
1240
00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,557
- He once said, "Never fall
in love on the Jersey Shore."
1241
00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:22,792
Well, we ain't in Jersey
no more.
1242
00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:25,829
- So please give a warm welcome
to the one...
1243
00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:29,566
both: The only, the GOAT,
Ronnie Magro!
1244
00:39:29,634 --> 00:39:30,934
[all cheering]
1245
00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:32,802
both: A "Trouble Shot at Love."
1246
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,972
- Well, there he is.
- Hi, ladies, hi.
1247
00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:37,006
all: Hi.
1248
00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:38,441
- Look at that smile.
1249
00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:41,211
- Aw, he's nervous.
- He's nervous, guys.
1250
00:39:41,279 --> 00:39:44,347
I'm interested to see Ronnie
really get to know a girl.
1251
00:39:44,416 --> 00:39:47,016
You need to be able to talk
to court a woman.
1252
00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:49,319
So I'm excited to see
what Ronnie's got.
1253
00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:55,625
- He's nervous, ladies.
1254
00:39:55,694 --> 00:39:58,528
We finally introduce
Ronnie to the girls,
1255
00:39:58,597 --> 00:40:00,630
and he says nothing.
1256
00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:06,169
- Look at the line,
and then say it to them,
1257
00:40:06,238 --> 00:40:07,570
and then look again,
and say it--
1258
00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:08,571
you know what I mean?
1259
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,006
- All right, cool.
1260
00:40:10,809 --> 00:40:12,675
- Ronnie is so nervous
right now,
1261
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:15,211
he can't even read,
"Hi, I'm Ronnie Magro,"
1262
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,913
off of the piece of paper.
[laughs]
1263
00:40:16,982 --> 00:40:18,348
- Your name's Ronnie,
Ronnie Magro--
1264
00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:20,483
- No, I know, this is
the first time I've seen these.
1265
00:40:22,954 --> 00:40:25,021
- Oh, my God,
like, what's happening?
1266
00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:27,791
- That says, "Hi."
- Yeah, I know, thanks, bro.
1267
00:40:29,828 --> 00:40:31,661
- [laughs]
1268
00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:32,962
- [muttering]
1269
00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:35,432
- Talk, you idiot!
- Just throw the card down.
1270
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:36,866
- [muttering]
1271
00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:38,601
Hi, ladies, my name is Ronnie.
1272
00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,136
[laughter]
1273
00:40:40,205 --> 00:40:41,738
- That was it?
1274
00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:43,940
What were you reading?
1275
00:40:44,009 --> 00:40:46,075
- Yo, after all that?
1276
00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:47,110
- After all that?
1277
00:40:47,179 --> 00:40:48,111
- You should have
gave me the cards
1278
00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:50,814
before I walked up here.
1279
00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:52,182
- Hi, my name's--
[laughs]
1280
00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:53,483
- Oh, my Lord!
1281
00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:54,851
- God, it's gonna
be a long night.
1282
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,053
- Speak from the heart.
1283
00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:59,088
[laughter]
1284
00:40:59,157 --> 00:41:00,623
- I'm done.
1285
00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:06,763
both: This is
a "Trouble Shot at Love"!
1286
00:41:06,832 --> 00:41:08,398
- Whoa!
- What the--
1287
00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:10,266
- You gotta tell Deena
that you invited Angelina.
1288
00:41:10,335 --> 00:41:12,135
- Aw, bro, I can't do that.
1289
00:41:12,204 --> 00:41:13,536
- Mike's got something
to tell you.
1290
00:41:13,605 --> 00:41:15,505
- Angeliner's, maybe,
showing up very soon.
1291
00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:17,307
- Wait.
- Angelina's gonna be here.
1292
00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:19,509
- Angelina's coming?
Are you guys kidding?
1293
00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:21,945
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