[rock music]
- What did you guys hear? - That you're pregnant.
- I was, yeah. - Was?
- Oh, damn. - So sorry.
- Sorry, Ange. - Oh, my God.
You took my seat?
- Side characters sit over there.
Main character energy, baby.
- I want you guys to invite all your significant others.
We're gonna have a party.
- Even though we know the gender of the baby,
Mike really wants to do this gender reveal for us.
Let's just, like, pretend we don't know
and then, like, let him do it.
- Yes! Yes!
- We have a wedding. - What day?
- 4th.
- And Ron, your birthday's in December?
What day? - December 4th.
- Oh, shit. - Awkward.
- Wow. - Ron's big 4-0.
- Oh!
- Jenni's being messy.
Jenni, what the fuck?
- I'm going home. - Awkward.
[upbeat music]
- Yeah, buddy!
- Party's here!
- The Situation is under construction.
- This might not have been the best idea.
- We're so classy now.
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!
- Um, hello!
- I'm still the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Yeah, the beat don't lie ♪
♪ Yeah, the beat don't lie ♪
♪ Oh, my, my, my, my, my ♪
- Did you see what Jenni did?
- I know. You are--you're messy.
- Yeah, he's messy, right? He's messy.
- You messy.
You're messy.
- I still can't believe fucking Jenni did me like that.
Oh, Jenni, Jenni, Jenni.
- Not messy, savage.
- You knew what you were doing.
Ron, when's your birthday?
- I forgot, and then I didn't forget.
- Oh, my God.
- Immediately as I said it, I knew I fucked up.
So I definitely have to talk to Sammi about it.
- Oh!
- Oh, damn. - Oh!
- [laughs]
- I forgot there was a step, yes.
Fuck.
The Jamptons has been great, but shitty out outside.
So we're staying in, and we're in this huge house.
We have a freaking club downstairs, so why not,
like, utilize that and have the best time?
So we got hibachi, bitches.
It's gonna be delicious food.
And then after, we're gonna go and literally beat up the beat.
We're gonna get DJ Skribble,
and we're just gonna have the best time.
- Oh.
- Oh, my God, I love your dark hair.
- Oh, thank you. - I like it.
- Hi.
I feel really sad for Angelina
that she has experienced a miscarriage.
- Ay.
I went through a lot.
I'm sure you heard, right? - I'm so sorry. I heard.
- I cried my eyes out.
- I'm so sorry. - Thank you.
I appreciate that.
- Knowing how traumatic this is and how hard
this is for anybody going through it,
I'm glad that she decided to be around people
that care about her and love her.
You have to give yourself grace,
and you have to not blame yourself.
And you're gonna be OK.
And it doesn't minimize how--how horrible
it feels physically, mentally, emotionally, everything.
- It was bad. - It is bad. It's horrible.
It's one of the worst things you could go through.
- It's nice to talk to Lauren.
She actually went through the same thing as me,
and she's really being there for me right now.
- This isn't the end of your story of becoming a mother
or having a family.
- No. - There are so many avenues.
There are so many different things.
And there's going to be, like, a happy ending of a variation
of that for you. - Thank you, Lauren.
- But you have to believe in that too.
- Yeah. - Oh, my God.
- Mm-hmm.
- That's sad.
- Attention, please. I have an announcement.
RSVP, can you please follow me to the Situation Room?
- Oh, you're gonna freeze to death.
- I'm getting my jacket.
- We are going into the most important room of the house.
- Bro, this must be serious.
You're taking us to the Situation room.
- What have you called us here for today?
- Your boy got the job.
- Hey! - Hey!
- Congratulations. - Yes.
- Or shall I say that we got the job?
- What job? - What job?
- We got a gender reveal to plan.
- Oh.
First of all, why are we getting roped into this?
- This is the moment we've all been waiting for.
- On top of it, there is an elephant in the room.
Never thought we'd be planning Sammi's
gender reveal with Ronnie here.
- Wow. - Awkward!
- Yeah, you guys just realized that?
If Sam only knew that Mike is trying
to get me to plan her gender reveal with him?
You just realized that? - Awk-awk-awk-awkward!
- I don't know.
I don't--I don't know.
- So what's the plan? What are we gonna do?
- Her nonnegotiables were nothing dangerous.
- Yeah. - And something memorable.
I don't know if we can do this one.
- Mm-hmm.
- We all put baseball outfits on, right?
- Mm-hmm. - All right?
- Sounds like a porn.
- OK.
Justin's at bat, right?
Ball is pink or blue.
- Hey, yo.
- And I'm pitching him, right?
- Yeah!
- No Diddy.
Sammi is, like, kind of sensitive.
Like, you have to keep it kind of chill for her.
- Maybe not. - That was a little extra.
She doesn't want anything crazy that Mike might do.
- She did give me a little hint, though.
- Now he's giving us a hint.
- She wanted it to be sentimental.
- All right, all right.
- Sammi loves the shore. - She does.
- The shore, the shore, the shore.
- Yeah, Sweetheart Coast.
- What if we go to Karma? - I think we're getting warmer.
- Karma's not there no more. - Karma's not there anymore.
- We could play a game on the boardwalk.
- Ooh. - OK.
- Pop the balloon.
- Oh, the pop the balloon. - Pop the balloon.
- See the color. - Yeah.
What's, like, the biggest spectacle there?
- The Ferris wheel.
- Ooh, that's a good one.
- That's real big. - That's probably the biggest--
- Yeah, but what would we do with it?
- That's the tallest thing there.
- If we're able to swing it, I think
including the Ferris wheel in the gender reveal is huge.
- Lights up, right? - Oh, yeah.
- That could be dope. - Yeah.
- Blue or pink. It's a boy. It's a girl.
- All right, your call. Boy or girl?
- Boy. - Boy.
- Girl. - Girl.
- Whoa. - 50/50, bro.
- RSVP is divided.
- All right, so bet.
So if it's a boy, we win.
The loser has to jump in the pool with their clothes on.
Yeah.
- Yeah, the indoor pool.
- Yeah.
- I'd jump in the indoor pool.
- Ask a question.
- You want me to ask a question?
- Yeah.
- Ooh, can I ask one about you guys?
- Ow! - Yeah.
- Will Jenni and Zack
ever get married in Italy?
- Cannot predict now.
- You didn't even shake it.
Don't count on it.
- Come on.
I definitely would love Jenni and Zack
to get married soon just because I want
to celebrate them.
But I mean, I also get why they're not.
Jenni is not, like, a marriage person,
and they're basically married anyway.
- Did you ever think to just go to the courthouse
and then just celebrate later?
- My issue is the legalities of the state of New Jersey.
It has nothing to do with Zack or anything.
It's like, every state's different,
and New Jersey is horrendous with divorce.
Probably the biggest reason why I'm hesitant
is because my ex tried to overturn my prenup
and take my money from me.
It's just a piece of paper.
Do I trust Zack? 1,000%.
But am I jaded? 1,000%.
And Zack understands that.
Like, I would rather have, like,
the best relationship ever than just having the paper
that says, oh, I'm married. - Yeah.
- Like, I'm with him. Like, that's it.
There's nothing else.
There's no--
- Like, there's no pressure. - Yeah.
- But, like, Pauly, I wouldn't
want him to feel like I'm pressuring him
because there's so much more details to it
than we even think about.
- Nikki, you want kids? - I do.
- But what's Pauly said? - I don't know.
Have you asked Pauly?
- Not really, no.
- Presently, it's not something that we talk about.
- Like, you just never have that serious conversation?
Yeah? - Not really.
I just turned 33, so I'm like, I would love to have
at least one baby of my own.
- I had no idea that Nikki wants to be a mom.
Pauly always is traveling the world DJ'ing.
And then on top of that, like, taking care of a baby,
it's not easy.
- Would I want to have a kid right, right now?
No.
I think, in some ways, he feels like if he does,
that would mean he would have to stop everything.
- I feel like you guys would just figure it out
as it comes, right? - Yeah.
But I don't know.
- This is the first, like, real conversation
Nikki and I have had in a while.
And I love how Nikki's opening up to me.
What about marriage?
- I would like to get married.
- I really think Pauly lucked out getting Nikki
because she really balances him out.
They're just so good together that I want everything Nikki's
telling me right now for her.
She deserves it all.
- In my head, I'm like, if he's the person
that I want to be with forever,
then I don't mind if it comes later.
But everybody asks me, and I get, like, I don't know.
[dramatic music]
- This will be my fourth gender reveal.
As you guys can see, we have charcuterie board.
We have food trucks behind us.
- Mike just needs to, like, always make it about him.
- Does everybody have their popcorn?
♪ ♪
- Oh, my God. - Boo.
- That movie was a repeat.
I already seen that. - Horrible.
Zero stars. - Yeah.
- ♪ Oh, oh ♪
- ♪ Survival of the fittest ♪
♪ You want it, go get it ♪
[knock at door] - Oh.
- It's only me. - Oh, welcome.
- What's up? What's up?
- What did we do the honors of having you here?
- It's pretty crazy that you're letting Mike do
the whole gender reveal thing. I'm like, oh, wow.
- Oh, he told you?
- Yeah, he's, like, super excited.
- I want him to think of something unique.
- Mm-hmm.
- But also, like, I feel kind of bad
because the truth is, we actually know the gender.
- Oh, you know? - Yeah.
- Oh.
- I have, like, pregnancy mouth.
So, like, all the girls know.
Don't tell anybody what it is today.
- Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna try not to slip.
- He was-- on the last ultrasound,
he was moving and grooving.
- A boy.
- I will be right back 'cause my bla--
my baby's on my bladder.
I just saw him the other day.
- [gasps]
- I'm such an idiot.
- Oh, damn.
So then what gender reveal are we doing here?
- You're wearing the correct color.
- I knew it. I knew it.
I said boy. - Shh.
- I knew it.
It's a boy!
I'm so happy for them.
I think that's amazing, and I was right.
- Don't say anything, because I feel kind of so bad
that he's so excited and, like, pumped up.
- Oh, he doesn't know you guys know?
- No.
- My wheels are turning. I'm sorry. Hold up.
I see a prank here.
We did such good work in Miami. - Yeah.
- Oh, oh.
- [gasps]
- Why would you do this?
- That's why I did it two weeks ago.
[all cheering]
- [yells indistinctly]
I thought we killed that. Thought that was an epic prank.
- It was amazing.
- That has to be one of the best.
- I have something. Let's prank Mike.
- Oh, I love this. OK.
- So here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna tell him it's a girl,
but I want to make it look official.
So, like, I could probably go on the website
and just print something out. - Oh, yeah.
- Maybe you give it to him in an envelope
like it came from your doctor sealed.
- Oh, yeah. - He's gonna do all pink stuff.
Right? - Oh, cute, OK.
- But I'm gonna make sure it turns blue.
He's gonna think he messed up this gender reveal.
- Oh, God, I love this.
- I'll be like, Mike, you got the wrong gender, no.
The prank will be on him.
- The gender reveal is supposed to be for us,
but really, it's just for Mike.
So this is a great idea.
You're brilliant. - I had to.
Yeah, my wheels are always turning.
- Yeah.
- ♪ I want a juice box in my hand while I tan ♪
♪ I want to take a trip up to Mars or Japan ♪
[knocking]
[all cheering]
- Hello! Your hibachi guy is here.
- Tonight's gonna be sick.
We got hibachi.
- How are you guys? Hibachi is here.
- Are they wearing Pauly D wigs?
- We're doing hibachi tonight.
Yoshi is the best hibachi person ever.
I've had Chef Yoshi over a ton of times.
- Oh, yeah.
1, 2, 3, here we go.
Almost.
- Nobody tops Yoshi.
[knocking]
- Someone's at the front. - DJ Skribble.
- Oh, shit. - Hey!
- Come on in.
- I hear you need a DJ.
- Hi, how are you?
- What's up, my boy?
Long time, man. - How are you?
- Good, man. Good to see you.
- Good.
- Me and DJ Skribble go way back.
He's like a Jersey staple out here.
- [sighs] Where's my spot?
- ♪ I just want to have a good time ♪
♪ Don't need no drama tonight ♪
- OK, folks, you guys ready to have some hibachi?
- Thank God. - Guys, this way.
Meilani. Oh, my God, Meilani.
- Meilani? - Nicole, I need to go to bed.
- My name's Nicole.
- I always think you're Meilani when I see you from behind.
- Nicole.
- Who decorated? - Me and D.
- Aww.
- Hello, how are you guys?
Welcome to the hibachi show.
- Let's do it. - Pleased to be here today.
My name is Yoshi.
It's my pleasure to be here today.
- I want to catch stuff in my mouth.
- Yes, sir.
Right, you ready, guys?
Here we are.
- Here we are.
- Are you ready for fire, gang?
1, 2, 3.
- Oh! - Oh, my God.
Does anybody want to try the sake bomb?
Want to try it first?
- No sake bomb. - Who wants to go first?
- Right there, right there. - Sake bomb.
- Doing hibachi as an adult,
it's a little bit freakier than you remember.
- Ange, Ange, Ange, Ange, Ange, Ange.
- People are getting, like, blasted in the back
of the throat, like, gagging.
[indistinct yelling]
Justin is a fucking corrections officer.
And he's begging like my dog waiting for table scraps.
- Ah!
- What are we doing?
- OK, you guys ready to catch food in the mouth?
3, 2, 1.
- 1, 2, 3.
[indistinct yelling]
One more.
There we go.
[people cheering]
- Listen, it's time for a little payback right now
for Vinny's video in slow motion of me
catching wieners.
- What's that mouth do, Daddy?
- You got to arch it.
- Oh!
[indistinct yelling]
- Oh!
- You suck! - You suck!
You're spitting it back.
Open your fucking mouth.
[indistinct yelling]
[all cheering]
Oh, yeah, you got one. - What the fuck?
- Thank God everyone's in a good mood tonight.
[all cheering]
- And we have protein coming up next, right?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- Chicken? - Yes, thank you.
- Oh, wow. - Would you like shrimp?
- Sure, why not? - Yes, sir.
- Liking them shrimps, my love?
- Hot. - Oh, wow.
- This is very good. - Yeah, it's good.
I'm full.
- Thank you so much, guys. Right?
- Yoshi!
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- All right, let's go. - All right, let's do it.
Yoshi, you killed it!
- Food was good too. - Thanks, Yosh.
- I'm five months pregnant after that meal.
- Look at that.
- Whoo!
- Thankfully, I picked out a house with
a fucking nightclub in it.
- Let's get out of the way.
[dance music]
- Cool.
So cool. Wow.
- DJ Skribble was huge back in the day.
So for the fact that he's doing a house call for us,
it's, like, too good right now.
- Whoo!
[all cheering]
- Oh, yes.
- You want to sit down?
- No, I'm OK right now.
I'm actually having a grand old time.
It definitely hits different when you're pregnant.
I feel like I can't move like I used to,
but I'm having such a great time.
- ♪ We getting crazy ♪
♪ ♪
- I don't know if this is a cringe moment or not.
- What's up, guys?
- So what the guidos don't know is that
this main character fist pumps to the beat
of his own EDM song.
- Flip the switch.
Green, blue. Green, blue.
- So I hired a silent disco DJ
to just kind of DJ on the side just for me.
Oh, this is fire.
- They have a silent DJ.
It's two DJs.
- Really?
- I got to go to my room.
♪ ♪
- Whoo!
♪ ♪
- Wow.
- Shut the music off so he's the only one dancing.
- ♪ Oh, the dancing queen ♪
[laughter]
- That is not main character energy right there.
- Hi. - Wow.
- Can you hear me?
Oh! What the fuck?
[vocalizing]
♪ ♪
[dance music]
- ♪ Bring it back ♪
♪ Bring it back ♪
- Yo, we out, fam. - Good night.
Good night. - You're leaving?
- I'm going to bed.
- I'm so glad Nicole and Deena took over tonight's plans
'cause tonight was flawless.
♪ ♪
- All the borings went to bed, and now
it's a dirty stay-out night.
It is so easy to be a dirty stay-out
when you're in your own home.
♪ ♪
- It feels good to be a dirty stay-out again.
This is the distraction I needed, and I'm having fun.
♪ ♪
- ♪ It's got to be you ♪
♪ It's got to be you ♪
♪ No other man except the mess you put me through ♪
- I have the worst migraine.
I can't drink wine.
- Perfect.
Cute.
- It is a great day to have a great day.
Today the stakes are the highest of high.
This will be my fourth gender reveal.
And it shall be perfection.
- What do you think about a nice flower arch?
One on each side is pink.
The other one is blue.
And then we'll make a big, massive explosion.
- Great, and then picture this.
We light up the Ferris wheel, OK, the color of the gender.
- That's not a problem. Boy or girl?
- When we get the gender of the baby,
I will be calling you back.
- That sounds like a plan. I got you, man.
- I don't know if you know that the only way to be ready
is to stay ready. - Facts.
- Before the big gender reveal,
I've planned an amazing day for Sammi.
And I thought of everything.
I got the food trucks, charcuterie boards.
We also have a movie.
And of course, I got to get the haircut.
It's gonna be a great day to have a great day, honey.
- This is your fourth baby reveal.
So enjoy it.
- Yeah.
[knocking]
- Hello? - Hello. It's prank day.
I have something for you. - Welcome.
- Mike is so excited that he got the job
of handling Sam's gender reveal.
And this could be Mike's best gender reveal yet
but not for the reason he thinks.
- What is that? - As you requested.
- My gender? - Super official.
- Is this my gender? - Yes.
It looks like it came from a doctor.
So it is official. - OK.
This fake gender folder holds the gender of my baby
as if I got it from a real doctor's office.
- It's sealed, so it looks like you didn't open it
and that you don't know. - Oh, yeah. OK.
Oh, my God, brilliant.
- And then he's gonna set it all up.
- But it's the fake gender, not the actual gender.
I'm actually kind of excited.
- ♪ Can you please add up the wins ♪
- It's time for me to show the world
why I'm the best at what I do.
- Oh, my God, it looks amazing. - Oh, wow.
Setting up a whole spread over here.
- It looks delicious.
- Good morning. - What's up?
What's up? - Good morning.
- Hey, what's up?
Look at that. New robe?
- Oh, yeah.
- Looks like someone's becoming the main character again.
- Listen, I only bring out this robe
when there's impostors in my midst.
- Damn. - Vinny's the impostor.
- I have had enough.
Hence why I have brought out the gold Versace.
- Situation.
- It's now time for the main character to please stand up.
As you guys can see,
the spectacular charcuterie board
being set up as we speak.
- Ooh.
- We have food trucks behind us
from all around the country.
- What is it, like, a festival today?
Mike just needs to, like, always make it about him.
It's like, I don't think he understands
that it's a gender reveal for another person's child.
- I'm gonna go get the gender reveal envelope,
which has the gender in it. - OK.
- It's a very special envelope.
- Oh, my God, Sammi just handed me the envelope.
Everything revolves around this right now.
In this envelope is the gender of the baby.
[buzzer blares]
- Whoa, is that straight from the doctor?
- Yeah, straight from the doctor.
So I didn't even open it.
- Oh, that's exciting. We have the news right there.
The plan is working perfectly so far.
[knocking] Mike, your barber is here.
- Well. - James.
- Damn, he really is becoming the main character.
- Brother. - What's going on?
- What's happening? Good to see you.
Come on in. - James.
- What's up, my guy? - What's going on?
- Would anybody like haircuts?
- Yeah. - All right, boys.
- Sure. - Down to the basement.
- Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
We have a ginormous charcuterie board in the dining room,
all courtesy of your friend Mike.
- All right, awesome. - That sounds amazing.
- Come on, guys.
- Wait, damn, this needs some pictures.
- Oh, my God. - This is beautiful.
- This is crazy.
- This is the most ridiculous charcuterie board
I think I've ever seen.
- I love it.
- Am I at a wedding?
Like, this is so extravagant.
This is just Mike going overboard, as usual.
- I'm actually happy that Mike has taken over.
Mike went a little overboard, but I don't care
because I'm pregnant and I can eat this all.
And I'm loving every second of it.
- All right, I might have to also go check out
the food truck outside.
- Oh, I'm definitely doing that.
- Today is gender reveal day, and I'm thinking we need
to do something special.
I might even go the whole-- the whole joint.
You know what I'm saying? - Nice.
- Oh, yeah? So, like, a mullet?
- What do you call that? - A mullet.
- Mike, is today your day or--
- Well, indirectly, it is, you know--
- Is it? - Party for Mike.
- Hmm. Holy shit.
What the fuck?
- Holy shit. Mad food trucks.
Mike, this is so fucking ridiculous.
This is so extra as fuck.
Like, you didn't have to get this many food trucks.
This is crazy.
What the hell?
- We're gonna start one way and work our way down.
- I kind of want to-- I'm gonna get my--
- You can come with us.
- Oh, my God, this is a lot.
- Can I be an absolute dick and apologize for yesterday?
- For what?
- The dates. - What date?
- When I was asking for the dates on December 4th.
What day? - 4th.
- 4th. And, Ron, your birthday's in December?
- December 4th. - Oh, really?
- Aw.
- I just felt like an asshole, and I wanted to say sorry.
- Honestly, I didn't realize that it was his birthday.
And then when you-- - Oh, you didn't?
- No. - Oh, OK.
- His life has-- doesn't pertain to me.
My life doesn't pertain-- it's not awkward.
But also, it may be his birthday,
but it's a significant day for me and Justin because we picked
this day on the 4th of December because we
had our transfer that worked, and I got pregnant.
- I hope it all works out.
Oh, man.
- It'll be all right. - Aw.
So to us, we were like, oh, my God,
it's a special day for us since the transfer worked.
Might as well just book our wedding that day.
- Yeah.
- But there's no way I was thinking
of Ron and his birthday. - No, I know.
Completely makes sense.
Makes me happy that it wasn't, like,
a weird, malicious thing.
- So that's why we picked it.
- But still, I feel like she had to know her ex's birthday.
- Once you book a wedding, it's like--
- Yeah.
- So I'm in it now. - Yeah.
- There's nothing I can do.
[dramatic hip-hop music]
- ♪ We the best ♪
♪ Who we be, huh ♪
♪ We the best ♪
♪ Who we be, huh ♪
- Look at this. Look at this.
- That's a main character cut right there.
- RSVP in the building.
- Vinny, you don't got that main character cut right there.
- Thank God.
[laughter]
- Chris, want to come out and go on the horses?
- I like horseys. - Me too.
- Where's the stables?
- Yeah, look at all those. - Aw.
Have you ever ridden a horse? - Yeah, I have.
It's finally nice out, and I'm like, you know what?
I am gonna ride this horse.
He seems like he's nice, so I'm really excited.
[horse neighs]
- How is it, Deena?
- He's so sweet.
- Yeah.
- His wiener's out. - His what?
- Oh, my goodness. - What's happening?
- Deena, you got a big wiener.
- Let me get this on video.
- I cannot believe my horse has a boner.
- I got it on video. - Chris, stop.
- I think he likes you, Deena.
- Like, he-- he really liked me.
- Wow.
- Oh, my God.
- Wow. - What is happening?
- Oh, my God, is this the jalapeño?
- All right, the moment of truth here.
The sealed envelope has been delivered.
Big gender reveal is here.
Oh... my... God.
We have a baby girl.
[buzzer blares]
Wow.
Damn, your boy-- your boy called it.
Your boy got the--
I got the touch.
- Thank you. Appreciate it. - Thanks, bro.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, my dude. All right.
- Ooh, let me try a cold espresso.
- Mike, what happened?
- Mike, where'd you go?
- Guys, I have some good news, and I have some bad news.
- OK.
- Good news is, we have the results.
Bad news is, two of us are jumping into the pool
with our clothes on.
- Oh. - Yeah. Man.
- Oh, man. - Yes.
- Mike is so excited that he knows the gender,
but it's the wrong gender.
- Vinny and Pauly are jumping in the pool.
- Fuck. - Oh, man.
Everything is in motion.
My plan is working out perfectly.
The prank is gonna go down tonight,
and it's on my boy Mike.
- You guys hungry? - Yeah.
- Yeah, please, starving.
- All right, boys, we got shakes,
ice cream, donut sandwiches.
Are those lobster rolls?
Oh, damn, Ronald, that looks good, big dog.
And let me get some of the brisket.
This guy right here, he specializes in gender reveals.
I've been working hard setting up for the gender reveal.
- Elite Gender Reveal, Sam speaking.
- How you doing, Sam? This is Mike "The Situation."
How are you? - I'm doing good, Mike.
- But there is one loose end that needs to be tied.
It's a girl.
- Shut up, bro. [buzzer blares]
- Shh! - You're screaming it.
- Yeah, let's do it.
I can call the team right now, and then I should
be able to rock and roll it.
- All right, cool.
I'll also send you Vinny's credit card as well.
- Yes, please. - All right, thank you.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hi, my love. - Oh, man.
Hi, my love.
- Where you going?
- Going to go eat.
What would a trip be without the prank war
champion in the building?
All right, so listen, the prank's on Mike.
Sammi is having a boy.
So we won.
- Wait, wait, wait.
My mind's blown.
I'm in "Inception" right now.
- So what I did was--
- You switched the envelopes?
- I made a new one. - Oh.
- And I changed the gender to female.
So what's gonna happen is, he just told the guy
to make everything pink.
- OK. [laughter]
- I'm gonna call the guy right now
and tell him to do it blue.
- Oh, fuck. - So he sees the blue.
- He's gonna think he fucked up.
This day just took, like, the most beautiful turn ever.
- Everybody's gonna be, like, it's a boy and so happy.
And he's gonna be like, oh, no.
- Oh, my God. - This is amazing.
- This is Elite Gender Reveal. Yes?
- How you doing?
I think you just spoke to my boy Mike "The Situation"
about a gender reveal. - Oh, yeah, yeah.
- All right, well, this is his buddy.
This is Pauly D, DJ Pauly D,
and I got to let you know that we're actually pranking him.
And I need to give you the real gender
of the baby, which is a boy.
- Oh, gosh.
- Yeah.
- OK. - But don't tell Mike.
Do not tell Mike. - All right. Deal, man.
That sounds like a plan. I got you, man.
- All right, thank you. All right.
All right, cool. He's in.
This is gonna be awesome. - I can't wait.
- It's gonna be so good.
- ♪ Yeah, I love myself ♪
♪ I say it loud and clear, yeah ♪
- I'm so excited for tonight. Such a big night.
I mean, night for me-- I mean Sam.
- What did you say? - You know, for us.
I'm indirectly representing you.
- You're very involved. - This is all for you.
- Oh, wow. - Popcorn.
- Mike, your movie's ready to be viewable.
- Yes. - Movie?
- All right, guys.
- We can watch a movie?
- We have popcorn and a movie downstairs, guys.
- Oh, my God, how cozy.
[dramatic music]
- Please take a popcorn on the way in.
- This is really cool.
- All right, guys, does everybody have their popcorn?
- Yes.
- This movie is so great.
It's Oscar-worthy.
I know everyone's gonna love it.
This is a movie that I put together.
It's pretty much my body of work.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Thought we were watching a movie, not your résumé.
- Michael, what the hell?
Is this, like, a documentary of Mike's life again?
- We got you tickets to "The Shorefather."
- It's your premiere.
- This is "The Situation" right here.
Bada-bing, bada-boom.
- I can't sit through one of those again.
- Carmine, it's showtime.
♪ ♪
- Nice robe, man.
♪ ♪
[laughter]
- [grunts]
♪ ♪
- [screams]
- It's a boy!
[all cheering]
- Aw.
I've seen this a million times now at this point.
Like, what does this have to do with me?
- Oh, I love this movie.
Mike's so ridiculous.
We've seen this.
We've heard this story so many times already.
- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, my gosh.
He really can't help himself.
- Who cares?
- Why was that in there?
- You know, I do tell my kids all the time,
it's important to love yourself, but not like this.
Not like Mike.
♪ ♪
- Oh, gosh.
- It's a girl!
♪ ♪
- No. - Oh, my God.
- No.
- I knew you were, like, cocky and loved yourself,
but we get it.
- Oh, my gosh.
♪ ♪
- What the fuck?
- Where's my honey? - There she is.
- Laurens!
- Dynamite?
- Yeah.
- Oh, the baby's kicking.
♪ ♪
- This is fucking iconic, iconic, iconic.
♪ ♪
[all cheering]
- I knew it!
♪ ♪
- What did the benching the 315 have to do with the reveals?
- Yeah, how'd that get in there?
- I don't know how that got in there.
- You sure?
Your brain needs to be studied in a lab.
- Let's have an encore.
Carmine, play it again.
- No!
- We saw it. - Here we go.
♪ ♪
Want to get out?
♪ ♪
I think we've all had enough with this.
I think we all need to go.
- Oh, God.
That movie sucked.
- That movie sucked. - Horrible.
Boo.
- That movie was a repeat.
I already seen that. - Horrible.
Zero stars.
♪ ♪
[quirky music]
- Honey, they left.
[indistinct chatter]
Guys. - Oh, shit.
- Mike.
- We were just talking shit about you.
- Riveting stuff, Michael. - Well, you know, honestly,
I really don't know how that 315 got in there, to be honest.
- Mm-hmm. - Just slipped in.
- Yeah, that's what she said.
- All right, on three, gender reveal.
- 1, 2, 3.
all: Gender reveal!
- How would you guys like to be a part of a prank?
- Is this towards Mike? - Yes.
- Oh, this is gonna be great.
all: 3, 2, 1, reveal.
Oh!
- Hey!
- It's a boy!
- What the hell?
- [vocalizing]
♪ I want to say yeah ♪
[vocalizing]
- Crashed out.
- Do we look cute?
Like, hey, we're gender reveal parents.
Oh, God.
- You ready, honey? - Mm-hmm.
I'm definitely getting a little nervous.
It's one thing to be doing your own gender reveal,
but then to be so good at it, you start doing it for others.
The pressure is on, and the clock is ticking.
And I need to start to execute.
Here goes nothing.
- Yo. - What up?
- What's up? - It's warming up.
That's a nice outfit. Got you a Labubu to match.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- My pants are so tight.
I ate so much food.
- Here we are.
- Hi, guys. - Hi, Ange.
[upbeat music]
- Well, it is the time that we've all been waiting for.
Ronald, I'm gonna need your services, please.
- My services?
- Yes, to come with me.
We got to go for a pre-setup.
- Mike is definitely making me do this.
Listen, I'm here to support her and Justin,
but it's fucking awkward.
- I hope you guys are ready.
We're going back to the shore.
See you guys there.
- Why are you talking like that?
- All will be revealed in due time.
- He's--he's on one.
- See ya.
- After you, my good man. - Let's go.
- No, but you've never been to Seaside, right?
- No. - She's never been
to the boardwalk. - What?
- Thank God you're not going to the house.
You would be like, you lived here?
- ♪ This is it ♪
♪ There's no turning back now ♪
- Didn't have this on my bingo card.
Because for me and you to be planning Sam's gender reveal...
- Yeah, it's something else.
- Is definitely something else.
That is a ton of growth.
Super proud of Ronnie.
We're definitely so happy for her and Justin.
- Yeah, absolutely.
She's a good sport, too, for letting us be involved.
- Yeah.
It's a great representation of growing up.
Did you tell--tell that new girlfriend of yours
of what you're doing today?
- I did, actually. Yeah, I did.
I told her.
- I'm planning my ex-girlfriend's--
I'm planning my ex-girlfriend's gender reveal today.
- Gender reveal, and we have it tonight.
And she was just like, oh. - Yeah.
- That's got to be awkward for you.
I was like, you know, I was like, we've matured,
we've grown. - Yeah.
- My girlfriend, Kirsten, knows.
She's super cool with me being a part
of Sam's gender reveal and helping her and Justin.
Everything comes full circle, right?
- Yeah, this is definitely full circle.
Yeah. - [laughs]
- ♪ Rain, rain, don't go away ♪
♪ Come again ♪
♪ Please, won't you stay ♪
- All right, who wants to go to a gender reveal?
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it, guys. - You ready?
- Let's head to the bus.
Prank war champion strikes again.
It's all going down where it all started, on the boardwalk.
Mike does not want us to be late.
Come on.
- Oh, God, I feel like I have to pee.
Oh, well.
- Getting ready for Seaside, I'm thinking
that it's best to fill everyone in on this prank.
I think it'll make it feel even bigger.
- ♪ I want to kick in the door ♪
♪ I'll take the money and run ♪
- Everyone, may I have your attention, please?
Sam, I'm gonna let them in on it.
- OK. - This is even better.
- What is happening? What's happening?
- Are you guys ready?
- How would you guys like to be a part of a prank?
- Is this towards Mike? - Yes.
- Oh, this is gonna be great.
- All right, so we all know the gender, right, which is a boy.
Congratulations, it's a boy.
[all cheering]
- We can finally say it.
- So what we did was, Sam and I and Justin--
Vinny's in on it, Ronnie's in on it--
we gave Mike the doctor's result sealed.
Mike doesn't think Sam and Justin
know the gender of the baby. - OK.
- So he thinks he's doing a gender reveal right now
for a female gender.
- Oh, that's great.
- When Mike sees that it's blue stuff, not the pink stuff
that he ordered, he's gonna think he messed up big-time.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ I got all the love for baby mamas doing everything ♪
- All right, Mike, here we go.
All your hard work.
Brother, look how massive this is.
- You did good, Mike. I got to give it to you.
- Situation's event planning extraordinaire.
This is beautiful. - Yeah, man.
- It really is. Wow.
Look at this. - I mean...
- Look at this. - I had to go all out.
That's what you told me. - Yeah.
- All out. We're gonna go big or go home.
That's it. - The Ferris reveal.
- Everything is good on the back end.
It's legit.
- The Ferris wheel is gonna light up the gender
of the baby, which is pink.
And then BDS, I'm gonna do my thing.
Where is the--the explosion?
- The explosion is gonna happen behind.
- Behind it.
- It's gonna be nice and big.
- So I can stay in the front right here because
I have a pink suit here.
And then once the cannon goes off,
and it will go off the color of the gender of the baby,
which is a girl, pink. [buzzer blares]
- I can't wait for this to happen,
knowing that this is gonna be a prank for Mike.
It's not a gender reveal.
This is a prank on Mike now.
Pink.
He's the only one that doesn't know.
Even the vendors know.
- I wanted to hit you up with a little inside info,
since nobody's around.
This man right here? - Mm-hmm.
- He, right now, is helping to plan
the gender reveal of his ex-girlfriend.
- Yeah. - Listen.
The cajones on this man.
- And it's awkward.
It's weird and it's awkward.
I got to be a part of her gender reveal.
I didn't even have to get her pregnant.
[laughter]
- Oh!
[laughter]
- It's gonna be a great evening, fellas.
Positive vibes only. - OK. All right.
- Let's get it. Let's get it.
I'll see you gentlemen. - Thank you.
- Enjoy it. You guys are the man.
- You got it.
- When do we actually tell him that, you didn't fuck up?
- Make him sweat. - Yeah.
[phone rings] - Mike's calling.
- Hey, yo. What's up, my dude?
- I--I need your assistance, brother.
There are blindfolds in the glove compartment.
Everyone needs to keep the blindfolds on until the reveal.
- OK, OK.
- All will be revealed shortly.
- All right.
- All right, peace.
- You've been dying to say that.
- Guys, we got to put these on.
We don't want to reveal that we know.
We got to play along.
- Oh, wow.
- My outfit is a part of the reveal.
Just like at the Met Gala, I'm going
to be hidden in this mobile tunnel,
also known as an outfit revealer.
I don't want anyone to see me, and hence
why we have a tent here.
- Mike, make sure you have your arms in.
- Bro, these arms are big, dog.
- I know. That's what I'm saying.
You thick, boy.
- Yeah, your boy's benching 315
these days, man. - I know.
- I'm excited. - Come on, guys.
- Let's do it.
- Blindfolds on and grab the person in front of you's
shoulders as a guide, and I'll lead everyone.
- Like, I don't know where blindfolds
tie into a gender reveal.
- Wait. You're walking too fast.
- It's like, just say the fucking gender.
Like, why can't we see?
- Remember, we're, like, blind. We can't--
- We're walking too slow.
- You could walk, actually, forward...
- OK, yeah. - Instead of walking sideways.
- Yeah. - Oh, my gosh.
- Bro, what are we doing right now?
- This is my moment, man.
- You got it?
- I feel like I'm walking off a cliff.
- All right, guys, everybody jump.
- What? - What?
- Kidding. [laughs]
- This is far.
[screaming] - Who's that?
- We're almost there. We're almost there.
- I cannot wait to see Mike's face because
he's probably feeling himself so much.
- Mike, you ready for this?
- Oh, yeah. I've been born ready.
- He plans the best gender reveals,
and then it's all gonna just go to shit.
- We are here. - We're here?
- Everybody turn to your right.
- Turn to your right, OK.
- All right, everybody, you ready?
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Blindfolds off.
- Oh, wow. - Oh, my God.
- Welcome to Seaside, baby.
- This is crazy.
- Mike, they're happy. - Nice.
- This is amazing.
- This is beautiful.
- Just to have the gender reveal in Seaside
just is very memorable for me and my roommates
and for Justin.
I actually met Justin in Seaside at Karma.
He was a bouncer back in 2009.
- It looks great. - So cute.
- Even though I know the gender,
I honestly am trying to hold back tears.
- Pink or blue? Pink or blue?
- Blue.
- They're handing out the cotton candy.
- Oh, nice. - Look at me, man.
- Where is Mike?
- Mike's gonna, like, descend from the fucking sky.
Mike's trying to be the surprise.
Like, he's not the surprise here.
- All right, Mike, come on out.
- Oh, God.
- Is he in a tanning tent?
Oh, my God.
Mike is so ridiculous.
Like, what are you doing right now, bro?
- Did he tan himself the color of the baby?
[laughter]
- Go to the center.
- Ronnie's the magician assistant.
- I hate you, Vin.
- Can I have your attention, please?
- You got it.
- OK, we're here.
- All right.
We're about to welcome another guido
or guidette into our family.
Welcome to Sam and Justin's gender reveal.
[all cheering]
Are you guys ready?
- Yeah! - Yeah!
I'm super ready.
- All right, the Ferris wheel will light up
the color of the gender.
- Oh! - Oh!
That's cool. - That's so sick.
- Also, there will be an explosion.
- That's what she said.
- And that color will also coincide with the gender
as well as my fire fit.
[all cheering]
All right, we're about to count down from 20 down to 0.
- Why so long? - Oh, damn.
I can't even count that much.
- Who starts a countdown at 20?
- All right, ready. Set.
20, 19...
all: 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11,
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
- Whoo, reveal.
[all cheering]
- It's a boy!
- Mike is too busy congratulating himself.
He doesn't even see the blue smoke going off behind him.
[all cheering]
- It's a boy!
It's a boy! - What the hell?
- It's a boy!
- Hold on a second.
Somebody messed up.
- It's a boy!
- Wait, Mike, why you wearing pink?
- Dude, what the fuck?
- Boy! - It's a boy!
- What the hell?
- It's a boy!
[all cheering]
- You and 2.0 official? - Yeah.
- I think they're awful for each other.
- Hopefully I can get pregnant again.
- If I put the work in,
maybe I can get the Situation back.
- Oh, damn. It's happening.
- I can't wait to meet my baby.
Today is the day.
I'm so beyond excited.
This is the final moments. We're doing this now.