1 00:00:00,433 --> 00:00:02,635 ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:06,873 [fake Western accent] Where in tarnation is that dang beach? 3 00:00:06,873 --> 00:00:09,409 Put your hands where I can see 'em, little lady. 4 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:11,311 Call me anything you want, don't call me a toddler, okay? 5 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:12,612 You're a toddler, Vin. 6 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:15,348 -I have receipts. -That's bull [bleep]! 7 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:17,317 I have nothing to hide. 8 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:18,718 Get the [bleep] outta here. 9 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:21,621 Okay, I think we should respect his wife, Lauren, and not... 10 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:23,223 [Vinny] Oh! There he goes! 11 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:24,290 [Jenni] There it is! 12 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:26,893 [house music playing] 13 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:28,628 [applause] 14 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:33,266 Welcome to part two 15 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:36,002 of the Jersey Shore: Family Vacation reunion. 16 00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:37,470 I'm Justina Valentine. 17 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:41,207 The crew is here, and we have a lot more vacation to cover. 18 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:43,710 Let's pick up where we left off in part one, 19 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:47,113 the season-long drama between Angelina and Sammi. 20 00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:50,750 From toddler screaming matches to bonding over car farts, 21 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:53,787 Sammi and Angelina tried to coexist. 22 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:57,123 But, the Arizona sun reignited their drama, 23 00:00:57,123 --> 00:01:00,360 leaving all of us wondering how long their truce would last. 24 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:01,528 Take a look. 25 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:03,663 Apparently Angelina's been, like, 26 00:01:03,663 --> 00:01:06,499 saying negative comments about me. What the hell? 27 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:10,136 Recently, we had to do a week in New York City of just press. 28 00:01:10,136 --> 00:01:11,638 Multiple people told me that she was 29 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:13,406 just talking bad about me. 30 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:15,008 Are we waiting for Ang? 31 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:16,609 [Angelina, on phone] I'm just-- I'm just done. 32 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:18,778 Ang, we're downstairs waiting for you. 33 00:01:18,778 --> 00:01:20,113 [Angelina] I really have to like somebody, 34 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:21,381 like Sammi or somebody... 35 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:22,715 Give me the phone right now. 36 00:01:22,715 --> 00:01:24,984 This is the second time I've heard you 37 00:01:24,984 --> 00:01:26,252 throw my name around like that. 38 00:01:26,853 --> 00:01:28,955 Keep my [bleep] name out your mouth. 39 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:30,857 Sam's back, she can take my spot. 40 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:34,227 I brought you in thinking you were gonna be a friend. 41 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:35,829 You've been nothing of that sort. 42 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:38,698 I feel like I'm talking to a child who just had a tantrum. 43 00:01:39,165 --> 00:01:42,135 -[Bleep] off, Sam, [bleep] -What? 44 00:01:42,135 --> 00:01:43,937 [Sam] There are things I could've called her 45 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,105 way worse than a toddler. 46 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:48,475 Maybe I don't think you, like, appreciate me. 47 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:49,576 That's what I said. 48 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:51,411 -[Deena] She does! -I have been so nice. 49 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:53,746 How many times do I say thank you? 50 00:01:53,746 --> 00:01:54,981 This looks like an exorcist. 51 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:57,217 ...but a friend, I've been nothing but a friend. 52 00:01:57,217 --> 00:01:59,886 The power of Christ compels you! 53 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:02,889 [Mike] The fan club responded, "Sam being messy now." 54 00:02:02,889 --> 00:02:04,224 Angelina responded, 55 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:07,260 "Yup, I bring her back, she buys a home..." 56 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:08,261 [Lauren gasps] 57 00:02:08,261 --> 00:02:09,295 Damn! 58 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:12,365 Why are you bringing up my home? 59 00:02:12,365 --> 00:02:14,868 You just threw me to the side, like, "[Bleep] her." 60 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:16,903 I'm the one that brought her back, 61 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:19,506 and then Sam bought a house right away. 62 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:21,441 I should be on the deed. [chuckles] 63 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:23,142 If I can coexist, 64 00:02:23,142 --> 00:02:24,844 -I can have a great time. -Same. 65 00:02:24,844 --> 00:02:27,046 I can still do what I've been doing for months, 66 00:02:27,046 --> 00:02:28,982 because, guess what? I'm not coming from a negative place. 67 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,049 I'm not either. 68 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:31,885 [man] Perfect, you guys agreed on something. 69 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,119 [Sammi and Angeline] There you go. 70 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:34,654 Holy [bleep], you made some [bleep] progression. 71 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,155 -You're making progress. -Alright? 72 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:39,792 It took forever for us to sort through the TikTok scandal, 73 00:02:39,792 --> 00:02:43,296 so this time, we're going to try something different. 74 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:45,431 [upbeat music playing] 75 00:02:45,431 --> 00:02:47,667 Welcome to Reunion Family Court. 76 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,603 I'm your honorable judge, Justina. 77 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:53,640 I have a gavel, so you know it's real, 78 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:57,343 and Nicole has some holy water in case I need backup, okay? 79 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:58,878 Christ compels you bitches. 80 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:01,948 I'm gonna give both of you a chance to say your piece, 81 00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:04,984 but once I hit the gavel, it's over 82 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:08,054 and we're moving on to the next issue on the docket. 83 00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:11,391 Okay, Angelina, you said, 84 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:13,927 "I brought you back thinking you'd be a friend, 85 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:15,562 and you've been nothing of the sort." 86 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:18,097 What specifically are you looking for in a friend 87 00:03:18,097 --> 00:03:19,732 that you're not seeing with Sammi? 88 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:23,937 Texting me off camera, things like that. 89 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:25,972 I did, you never answered my texts. 90 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:27,774 -When? When? -I have receipts, I can show it. 91 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:29,943 -Can you show it? -[Sammi, laughing] Yes. 92 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,678 The evidence is being brought in. 93 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:33,980 I have nothing to hide. 94 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:37,450 August 1st. "Hey, are you good? What happened?" No response. 95 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:39,619 August 28th. "Hey, are you good? Hope you're feeling better." 96 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:41,988 She goes, "Hey, not good." I go, "Hang in there." 97 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:45,358 No response. September 4th, "Are you at Tiki?" No response. 98 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:47,727 She just never answers me, so I don't know why-- 99 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,862 That's [bleep]. Wait, didn't I have surgery around then? 100 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:51,798 Wasn't I going through sur-- something happened. 101 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:53,499 I don't know your life. 102 00:03:53,499 --> 00:03:54,601 I don't know your life. 103 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:56,302 And she has to not take that personally, 104 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:58,404 because I do that sometimes. 105 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:00,106 Like I go into my own little, like-- 106 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:02,475 Well, then don't put out there that I don't text you. 107 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:03,910 Okay, let's bring in a witness. 108 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,812 Jenni, you've been called to the stand. 109 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:07,113 -Oh, [bleep]. -[laughter] 110 00:04:07,113 --> 00:04:09,682 You had a theory that part of the issue could be 111 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:12,552 Angelina feeling a bit jealous after witnessing 112 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:14,520 Sammi's bond with the rest of the girls 113 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,322 when she came back. Why do you feel like that? 114 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:20,226 Unfortunately, I think Angelina feels that maybe 115 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:23,863 when she came back, it wasn't as welcoming. 116 00:04:23,863 --> 00:04:26,799 And Sam, we kinda always 117 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:29,302 had that seat waiting for her to come back. 118 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:30,803 You're a hundred percent right. 119 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:33,072 So why treat me bad because you felt like that? 120 00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:34,941 I never treated you bad because of that. 121 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,476 -Then why? -I never wanted you to have 122 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:37,543 a bad experience, ever. 123 00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:39,278 Why did you treat me bad for existing? 124 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:41,280 Like, I just remember we had a bond 125 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,950 and I just thought, like, we were gonna have that bond again. 126 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,185 She wanted me to not get along with any other roommate, 127 00:04:46,185 --> 00:04:47,920 -and the fact that I did-- -That's bull [bleep]! 128 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,122 Did I ever say that to you? 129 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,423 Where is the [bleep] proof of that? 130 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:52,558 It's killing her on the inside and she doesn't like it 131 00:04:52,558 --> 00:04:54,894 and that's why she treated me like crap for months. 132 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:56,663 See, that, to me, is scary. 133 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:59,732 I was just existing, and you were treating me terribly. 134 00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:00,000 You still are not taking any accountability... 135 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,534 You still are not taking any accountability... 136 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:03,970 Take accountability for the TikTok and-- 137 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,305 -Oh my God, -No more TikTok talk, ladies. 138 00:05:06,305 --> 00:05:08,508 I wanna get off the Ferris wheel, please. 139 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:10,543 -Get me off. -[Ang] You put yourself on it! 140 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:13,413 I don't-- it's just circles with this one. 141 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:16,115 I will if we both [bleep] agree 142 00:05:16,115 --> 00:05:18,151 that you're wrong in some ways, and I'm wrong in some ways. 143 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,318 No, I'm not wrong. 144 00:05:19,318 --> 00:05:20,720 -You're never wrong? -[Justina bangs gavel] 145 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:21,988 I'm not wrong in this situation. 146 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,322 Okay, narcissist. 147 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:25,358 I'll let you think what you want. 148 00:05:25,358 --> 00:05:27,727 -Really? Okay. -I volunteer as next tribute. 149 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:29,162 Oh, is that the wrong show? 150 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,230 Did I ever tell you, "I wanted you to fight with the girls"? 151 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:34,033 Okay, moving on to the next order of business. 152 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:36,869 Angelina, do you think maybe subconsciously 153 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:38,337 you do have some resentment 154 00:05:38,337 --> 00:05:40,440 of Sammi's bond with the other girls? 155 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,175 -Definitely. -It's more hurt, 156 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,544 because, like, they're running a marathon, 157 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:47,113 and then I can't catch up to them. 158 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:50,083 Do you understand, Justina, it's been years, and sometimes, 159 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,385 some people don't make me feel accepted. 160 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:54,854 Do you regret your decision of leaving the show? 161 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:55,955 Of course, yeah. 162 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:58,624 Ang, I think a lot of us have tried 163 00:05:58,624 --> 00:06:00,259 in the past with you, 164 00:06:00,259 --> 00:06:04,263 and then it always turns into chaos. 165 00:06:04,263 --> 00:06:06,299 I'm going to therapy to better myself 166 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:08,935 and learn how to cope with speaking to people. 167 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:11,237 That's the first thing I can do, like... 168 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:14,107 We had a rocky past, we've had some stuff, 169 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:17,844 but I think that we all, as women, 170 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:22,148 did come far in our relationship, 171 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:25,418 and I think at this point we're able to have fun. 172 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:27,820 There's just so much everybody could do 173 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:30,656 to, like, try and be your friend. 174 00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:32,658 I'm just saying in general, like, 175 00:06:32,658 --> 00:06:34,427 I don't feel included a lot of times. 176 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:37,930 [Justina, bangs gavel] Alright, next order of business. 177 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:41,434 Sammi, Angelina DMing a fan page upset you. Why? 178 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:44,804 I just think spilling somebody's personal business, 179 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:46,939 about how much they pay on a home, 180 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:50,343 or personal finances, is weird 181 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:53,212 and I think Ang completely crossed the line by doing that. 182 00:06:53,212 --> 00:06:56,482 Why is she speaking about me buying a new house? 183 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:57,850 Because somebody asked-- 184 00:06:57,850 --> 00:06:59,285 Because somebody must be jealous 185 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:01,187 -of me coming back-- -You think I'm jealous? 186 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:04,023 Girl, I've been on the show for a [bleep] long time now. 187 00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:05,124 See, that's the thing, 188 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:07,360 we talk mad [bleep] about each other... 189 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,327 [both] To each other. 190 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:09,629 We never take it outside 191 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:10,730 and that's the thing where, 192 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:12,799 that's the big disconnect with Angelina, 193 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:14,567 is that she will take it to other people. 194 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:16,269 She went on TikTok and did the same thing! 195 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,004 Can I just talk for one minute? 196 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:20,706 -Because that is why-- -No more TikToks. 197 00:07:20,706 --> 00:07:22,875 I will never go to a fan page and talk about anything. 198 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:24,410 If anything, I'd be like, "Yes, 199 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:27,547 [bleep] Sam earned and deserves that house." 200 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:28,848 -[Mike] Yeah. -[Justina] Right. 201 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:30,917 Would you say that, moving forward, 202 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:33,252 no talking to fan pages about-- 203 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:35,188 Yeah, sure, please no TikToks too. 204 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,256 [Justina bangs gavel] No more TikToks! 205 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:40,226 Angelina, all you have to do is understand this about Sam, 206 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:43,162 and I learned this ten, fifteen years ago, she's reactive. 207 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:45,464 I'm actually not like that anymore. 208 00:07:45,464 --> 00:07:48,401 I've grown up, I'm older, but what I do do is-- 209 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:49,769 Oh, but I'm not, I know. 210 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:52,738 I just, I'd rather her keep my name out of her mouth. 211 00:07:52,738 --> 00:07:54,307 I don't know how many times I have to beg her-- 212 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,675 But stop listening to other people. 213 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:57,009 Come to me and ask me if I [bleep]-- 214 00:07:57,009 --> 00:07:58,244 I did. 215 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,613 Well, I told you about the fan page immediately. 216 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:02,982 [Justina bangs gavel] Okay, next order of business. 217 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,217 -[grunts] -[Justina] Alright, 218 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,586 the infamous toddler comment. 219 00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:09,255 Nicole, you have a toddler. 220 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:11,424 How do Angelina's tantrums 221 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,526 compare to the ones you deal with at home? 222 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:16,329 Oh my God, Angelo is crazy. 223 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,164 You did a little of his kicks. 224 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:20,399 [Angelina] What am I, a wrestler? What the [bleep]? 225 00:08:20,399 --> 00:08:22,435 You, like, flew on the floor, fell to your knees, 226 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,770 -you, like, slammed the floor. -I'm just over it. 227 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:26,339 Yeah, can we delete this stuff? 228 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,807 [Justina] So there are some similarities? 229 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:29,108 -I had a moment. -She had a moment. 230 00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:30,409 She had a toddler moment. 231 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:32,511 Ang, there was one thing 232 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:34,280 that helped kill some tension 233 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,648 this season, and it was you 234 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:38,050 -ripping ass in the car. -Thank God. 235 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:40,720 -I'm gonna [bleep] my pants. -I'm gonna [bleep] my pants. 236 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,822 -[farts] -[all] Ooh! 237 00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:46,425 -[horn music plays] -I didn't mean that! 238 00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:48,728 Get me the [bleep] out of here! 239 00:08:49,795 --> 00:08:51,030 [Jenni] You're cut off. 240 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,833 Is farting the solution to ending family drama? 241 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,902 -I wanna rip one right now. -Angelina, please don't. 242 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:58,037 -[Vinny] Please don't. Please. -[Angelina] I'm about to. 243 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,572 [Nicole] Vinny's right behind you. 244 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:02,174 So, ladies, is the truce still on? 245 00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:04,610 If Angelina shows me from here on out 246 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:06,279 that she will stop talking about me 247 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,414 and stop throwing my name out there, I'm good. 248 00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:10,049 I can definitely move forward. 249 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:11,617 Can I say the same about you? 250 00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:12,985 I don't talk about you. 251 00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:14,687 But you do. 252 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:15,855 [Justina bangs gavel] Alright, 253 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:17,189 we're gonna end court here, 254 00:09:17,189 --> 00:09:19,425 while we're in a semi good place. 255 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:20,526 Court adjourned. 256 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:23,496 But, there is one order of business left. 257 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:27,099 There was a lot of toddler besmudgery this season, 258 00:09:27,099 --> 00:09:30,069 so in an effort to restore their reputation, 259 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:32,571 toddlers have asked us to use the reunion 260 00:09:32,571 --> 00:09:36,876 as a platform to remind everyone just how cute they can be. 261 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:39,645 And we've got some baby pictures from before the Shore. 262 00:09:39,645 --> 00:09:41,380 -Oh my God. -[Justina] First up, 263 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:43,516 -a very cute Situation. -[Deena] Romeo. 264 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:44,850 [all] Aww. 265 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:47,420 [Sammi] Looks just like Romeo. 266 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,088 So cute. 267 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:52,258 Next, we have the sweetest toddler you'll ever meet. 268 00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:55,494 -I have the same RBF. -[Nicole] Chubby cheeks. 269 00:09:55,494 --> 00:09:57,763 Look at my resting bitch face, even as a kid. 270 00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:00,000 [Justina] Before he was stripping, he was crawling. 271 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,166 [Justina] Before he was stripping, he was crawling. 272 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:01,834 [Sammi] What a little nugget. 273 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:04,670 -Look at that pimp robe. -So cute! 274 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:08,074 Now this toddler has always been an animal lover. 275 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:09,675 [all] Aww. Angelina. 276 00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:12,144 -[Deena] Aw, kitty cat. -My grandma's bed. 277 00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:14,714 This toddler's first words were, "Yeah, buddy!" 278 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:16,649 [Angelina] He's still tan. He was tan back then. 279 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,684 -[Nicole] He looks like Lorenzo. -I told you. 280 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:20,653 -He does look like Lorenzo. -They're twins. 281 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:23,589 [Justina] This toddler was rippin' cigs in her crib. 282 00:10:23,589 --> 00:10:25,057 Oh, I know this one. 283 00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:27,026 -[laughter] -[Deena] Jenni! 284 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,562 Welcome to the eighties, guys. My dad. 285 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,597 -[Deena] Terry. -Your dad's hysterical. 286 00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:33,299 Here is meatball number one. 287 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,068 [all] Sissy! 288 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:38,337 Party's here. 289 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,439 And meatball number two. 290 00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:42,608 [all] Aww! 291 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:46,012 See? All you need is some cute baby pics 292 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:47,513 to get everyone in their feels. 293 00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:49,215 -Right? -So cute. 294 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:52,485 Coming up, was Arizona the first and last time 295 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,254 Deena lets the boys plan a family vacation? 296 00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:56,288 Find out next. 297 00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:58,424 Can we have our wine now? 298 00:10:58,424 --> 00:10:59,492 [laughter] 299 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,060 Listen, call me anything you want, 300 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,062 -don't call me a toddler. -You're a toddler, Vin. 301 00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:06,265 I felt bad for them, I was like, "Let me just kiss one of them." 302 00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:09,235 I don't know what to [bleep] say. 303 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:10,569 Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. 304 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:13,406 -[Vinny] Oh, there he goes. -[Jenni] There it is. 305 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:15,274 [house music playing] 306 00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,545 [house music playing] 307 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,050 Welcome back to the Jersey Shore reunion. 308 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,418 I'm Justina Valentine. 309 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:28,120 The roommates left Nashville, but the hot chicken 310 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,622 followed them to reunion. 311 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:33,159 I've got more fan questions, and if they wanna dodge, 312 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,595 they'll have to burn their mouth on hot chicken. 313 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:38,230 Alright, now Mike from Holmdel 314 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:40,199 has a question for Vinny. 315 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,534 [laughs] 316 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,503 It says, "Will you rock the blinged-out denim jacket 317 00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:46,238 for the rest of the segment?" 318 00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:48,608 -No. -[all] Ooh. 319 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,109 Guess I'm eating chicken, then. 320 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:53,079 -[all] Wow. -You're anti the bling, huh? 321 00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:54,780 -Yeah. -Good luck. 322 00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,083 I like eating new things. 323 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,552 Enough about my Friday night, you know? 324 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:02,221 [Justina] Use a fork, just because, 325 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,357 uh, we don't know what you have on your hands. 326 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,626 No, wait, you gotta take a big bite. 327 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,861 [Mike] Take it all. 328 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,664 Pretty hot. I mean, I eat [bleep], this is nothing. 329 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:12,832 Oh my God. 330 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:14,333 -That's true. -So gross. 331 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,568 It's kinda hot though, damn. 332 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,336 This next question comes from Dylan, 333 00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:18,437 who wants to know-- 334 00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:20,306 Wow, this is kinda hot, not gonna lie. 335 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,675 Deena, besides Angelina, 336 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:25,745 which Shoremate behaves the most like a toddler? 337 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,347 -Ooh, Vinny. -[Bleep] my life. 338 00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:29,815 Vinny Guadagnino! 339 00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:31,384 Listen, call me anything you want, 340 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,552 -don't call me a toddler. -You're a toddler, Vin! 341 00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:34,920 -Oh, [bleep]! -I am moody. 342 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,355 You always want a boob in your mouth? 343 00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:37,890 Yeah, I like breastfeeding. 344 00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:40,259 We have some more spicy questions around the corner, 345 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,828 but let's talk about the trip to Tucson. 346 00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:46,098 After Nashville, everyone was ready for a little R&R, 347 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:49,135 so the crew traded rhinestones for worry stones 348 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:52,038 and primal released all over the desert. 349 00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:53,205 Take a look. 350 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:55,107 -I am Thomaste. -Thomaste. 351 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,243 -Can we do a breathing exercise? -Of course. 352 00:12:57,243 --> 00:13:00,312 [screams] 353 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,181 [hoots] 354 00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:04,283 Why the [bleep] are we seeing a guru? 355 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,318 Did we just join a cult? I'm sorry. 356 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:07,586 Repeat after me: 357 00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:11,357 If I read it on Reddit, forget it. 358 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:13,526 Oh, damn. 359 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,261 [laughter] 360 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:16,462 Namaste, bitches. 361 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,298 [screaming] 362 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,437 [cawing] 363 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,474 [Justina] Now, Jenni, you were getting cult vibes 364 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,575 from Thomaste, why? 365 00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:31,844 For sure, there's so many documentaries 366 00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:33,612 with, like, that's the lead-in. 367 00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:35,748 -They all look like him. -They all look like him. 368 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,550 Next thing you know, he's naked and you're like... 369 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,586 -"How did this happen?" -Why do we always go there? 370 00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,988 -[Justina] Wow. -Mike, enough about prison. 371 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,757 Oh my God! 372 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,393 Delete! 373 00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:49,228 -You're leaving him? -That was good. 374 00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:52,798 Vinny, you all were able to primal release with Thomaste. 375 00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:54,100 Did you find it helpful? 376 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,635 Yeah, I mean, I primal release a couple times a day. 377 00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:59,138 -Um, so-- -With any help, or usually-- 378 00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:01,841 Usually by myself. But, it was nice to do it as a group. 379 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,209 -[Justina] Yeah. -Sick. 380 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:04,477 -Disgusting. -So amazing. 381 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,212 [Justina] Nicole, you weren't there when everyone 382 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,880 was releasing their primal rage. 383 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,482 Do you wanna give it a shot right now? 384 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,384 -Rowr! -[trills] 385 00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:14,120 -What the hell was that? -Wait, was that you? 386 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,489 -Are you in Star Wars? -You ... Chewbacca? 387 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,791 -Chewbacca! -How do you do that? 388 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:19,959 With the thing at the back of your throat, 389 00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:21,127 -it goes back and forth. -Ooh. 390 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,928 -The hangy ball. -[Vinny] Hey, yo! 391 00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:24,463 -That's the secret. -[Bleep]. 392 00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:25,765 -You had me dying. -Ew. 393 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,300 Well, Arizona was all about Zen, 394 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,636 but that didn't stop the roommates from getting wild. 395 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:34,140 When these party animals go out, they nama-stay out. 396 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,141 Take a look. 397 00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,609 [braying] 398 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,278 Our little miniature Sicilian donkeys. 399 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,981 Damn, look at all that ass. 400 00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:45,151 It's like Jurassic-- ohh! It took the cup! 401 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,252 [chirping] 402 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,653 Oh, [bleep]! 403 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:48,988 Oh, [bleep] that! 404 00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:50,322 Help me. Help me! 405 00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:51,657 Oh my God, they [bleep] on my head. 406 00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,425 Is there any [bleep] in my hair? 407 00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:57,096 Tonight's the night we're gonna take it back to our roots. 408 00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,497 -[woman] Hi, Dee! -Hello. 409 00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:00,966 -Blast in a glass, bitch! -Denim, denim, denim. 410 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,735 Fist bump like this, Joey! 411 00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:07,540 [man] You look great, man. 412 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,475 Party's here! 413 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,944 [all cheering] 414 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,679 Yeah, buddy! 415 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:16,615 [techno music playing] 416 00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:19,218 Yeah! 417 00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,687 We gotta get outta here. We gotta get outta here. 418 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:22,988 What'd I do wrong? 419 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:25,658 -Oh! -Oh my God! 420 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:26,959 That's funny. 421 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:29,028 Nicole, how did it feel bringing back the poof? 422 00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,496 So easy. 423 00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,832 And sometimes I have to say, like, I randomly just miss it, 424 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:35,401 and I'll put it up to be like, "Can I still do it?" 425 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:37,236 And I still do it in, like, two minutes. 426 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:38,404 You made it iconic. 427 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:39,705 -It's coming back. -Yeah. 428 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:42,975 Jenni, which roommate's wardrobe has improved the most 429 00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:46,645 since 2009, and who has improved the least? 430 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:49,849 Mine was a bit crazy, so mine would probably improve 431 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,150 more on the most side. 432 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,751 [Nicole] Yeah, you dress like a lawyer now. 433 00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:54,587 -Like a sexy lawyer. -Yeah, back then I was... 434 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,455 But you looked great when you threw it back. 435 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,290 -I... I did. -You did. 436 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,526 -That was great. -Back then it was all tits. 437 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,127 I feel like we all upgraded. 438 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,430 We follow trends more, where back then we would probably... 439 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,931 -I think we set the trends. -[Mike] Yeah. 440 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,833 A lot of our trends are coming back. 441 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:08,934 Yes. 442 00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,870 -A lot of them. -2000s is coming back. 443 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:13,172 Sammi, you were not feeling the ostriches. 444 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:16,041 -This is how you do it-- -Oh [bleep]! 445 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,000 My God! 446 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:17,576 My God! 447 00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:20,512 I love animals, but they, actually, I was scared, 448 00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:23,182 because they were like gripping everybody's cups in their hands. 449 00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:24,350 -They're dinosaurs. -Yeah. 450 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,517 They're literally dinosaurs. 451 00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:27,419 I was a little scared of them a little bit. 452 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,189 They were pretty feisty. Did anyone actually get bit? 453 00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:31,257 I think I did. 454 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,391 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah. 455 00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:33,826 -I liked it. -[Justina] You liked it. 456 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,227 -Yeah, yeah. -Oh my goodness. 457 00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:36,929 [Justina] Ang, what was it about the donkeys 458 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,330 that had you so obsessed? 459 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,299 I felt bad for them. I got sick after that. 460 00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:41,533 -[Justina] Did you really? -[groans] 461 00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,269 I got like a sore throat after that. Literally. 462 00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,004 -No joke. -Who knows what that donkey had? 463 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,338 Who knows what she has? 464 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,842 -Oh! -Oh, damn. 465 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,078 [Deena] Oh my goodness gracious! 466 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:56,482 Okay, well, coming up, Angelina has a fiance, 467 00:16:56,482 --> 00:17:00,019 but it was her ex who was lining up to donate sperm. 468 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,820 Is the wedding still on, 469 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,323 or is a disengagement in the works? 470 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,325 Find out when the reunion returns. 471 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,227 [applause] 472 00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:12,698 He's telling me that I gotta talk to him to talk to you? 473 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,067 Like, get the [bleep] outta here. 474 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,536 So, Ang, do you still plan on getting married? 475 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,874 [house music playing] 476 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,445 [house music playing] 477 00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:30,717 Welcome back to the Jersey Shore: Family Vacation reunion. 478 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,452 I'm your girl, Justina Valentine. 479 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,554 This season was filled with surprises, 480 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,989 starting with Mike's mysterious announcement. 481 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:41,160 There were a lot of guesses, but no one had tell-all memoir 482 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,528 on their bingo card. 483 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:43,696 Take a look. 484 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,201 [Mike] Today I'm about to reveal a big secret 485 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,502 no one knows about, 486 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,004 and I'm throwing a party for this big announcement. 487 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,041 Oh my God. 488 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:57,043 [all cheering] 489 00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,778 This is my tell-all book. 490 00:17:58,778 --> 00:17:59,746 Oh, we're [bleep]. 491 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,449 This is my story about how I overcame addiction. 492 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:07,386 Not a day goes by to think that I could've also 493 00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:09,856 tragically passed from the disease of addiction. 494 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,124 My wife saved me. 495 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:15,828 I document in detail how I saved myself 496 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,698 from addiction, so that if you know somebody 497 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,900 that is suffering from the disease of addiction, 498 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,002 you can read my story. 499 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,704 -Well, we're so proud of you. -[Mike] Thank you. 500 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,405 -To Mike. -[Vinny] Yay! 501 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,474 Cheers to Mike. Reality Check. 502 00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:29,776 To Reality Check! 503 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,710 Woohoo! 504 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,478 -Oh, look at that. -Wow. 505 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,348 -[Deena] Oh my God, it's a cake. -[Jenni] That's amazing. 506 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,116 Yeah, I'm gonna take a page outta that book. 507 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,118 [laughter] 508 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:43,956 A fantastic read. Really, Mike, congratulations. 509 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,892 -The book is amazing. -Thank you. 510 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,727 How does it feel to be a published author? 511 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:50,897 Uh, it's amazing, I put many years, uh, into 512 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,332 actually writing the book. It's my legacy, 513 00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:56,169 and the response has been overwhelming right now. 514 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,770 It's really so good, congratulations. 515 00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:00,206 And everyone has someone who's been affected by addiction 516 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,841 so you're touching a lot of people's lives. 517 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,043 Now, Jenni, you and Mike have always been close. 518 00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:05,878 Were you aware of how bad things got? 519 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,280 -[Mike] You were there. -It was bad. 520 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,448 You're seeing one of your best friends, just, 521 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:12,418 -you know, lose themselves. -Mm-hmm. 522 00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:17,023 And at the end I think we were trying to save face 523 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,358 by pushing him away 524 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,227 because he was pushing us away, 525 00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:23,563 because he didn't want us to see him in that situation. 526 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,364 Yeah. I was trying to hide it. 527 00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:26,732 Yeah, we had no idea, 528 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,068 but reading the book I actually got a better understanding 529 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,270 of his life, where he's at now. 530 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:34,106 It makes me actually feel like I know Mike more now. 531 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,775 -Because of reading his book. -[Justina] Yeah. No, absolutely. 532 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:36,943 -Congrats again. -[Mike] Thank you. 533 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:39,345 And, uh, make sure you guys grab a copy of that. 534 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,848 Okay, I wanna dive into something else. 535 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:45,351 Big Boy was covered in poop, and Peanut peed on the floor, 536 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:48,955 but Vinny 2.0 was the one stuck in the doghouse. 537 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:52,358 His four-hour gym sessions left Angelina wondering 538 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,894 if their relationship would work out. 539 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:55,962 Take a look. 540 00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:59,031 Vin has not been home in weeks. 541 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,434 Ang, this sounds like red flag central. 542 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,336 -[Mike] Ang-- -I don't know what to do. 543 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,137 It's obvious it's over. 544 00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:08,207 This engagement is now a disengagement. 545 00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:12,078 Ang, is Vinny 2.0 still in the house? 546 00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:13,179 [Angelina on phone] Not really. 547 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:15,848 Ah! I told you, I told you! 548 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:18,484 -[Angelina whispers] -Oh my God, Chris L. texted her. 549 00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:20,119 He's like, "I love you," all these things. 550 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:23,322 And then he's like, "Hey, if you wanna have a baby, 551 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,057 I don't mind giving you my sperm." 552 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,193 -What?! -[whispers] You're with Vinny. 553 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:30,529 I mean, yeah, but, I don't know. 554 00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:31,898 Can he hear me? 555 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,166 Like, what are you doing? 556 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,168 Chris L. wants to make a baby with her, 557 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,370 Vinny's still living there. 558 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,071 I don't think I'm gonna get married again. 559 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:40,806 No? 560 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:42,642 No. 561 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,478 [Angelina] Even though we've had our ups and downs, 562 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,447 right now Vinny and I are at a decent place. 563 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,651 I just think it's a pattern of chaos. 564 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,552 I'm starting to get worried for her, you know. 565 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,588 [Angelina] Mike, we're not doing this. 566 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,589 Show up to work. 567 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,291 And if you knew what she filmed 568 00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,258 behind your back, 569 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,160 you'd be pretty [bleep] upset too. 570 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,262 If you knew what she filmed behind your back, 571 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:07,033 you wouldn't be sitting there with your smug face right now. 572 00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:09,201 I don't got a [bleep] smug face. 573 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,636 Yeah, you do got a [bleep] smug face. 574 00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:12,238 I don't want you guys fighting. 575 00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:14,273 Alright, [bleep] it, [bleep] it, [bleep] it, [bleep] it. 576 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,075 -Let's go. -Here we go, [indistinct]. 577 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,176 -No, we're good. -Alright. 578 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,544 So you guys are good now? 579 00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:21,147 I got over it and we went to therapy, 580 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:23,783 and people can go do a [bleep] up thing and like-- 581 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,484 -For sure. -And then, like, get over it. 582 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:28,187 I'm hoping the girls at this point can just accept 583 00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:32,591 that Vinny and I are doing well, and just accept it and move on. 584 00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:36,062 So, Ang, in the beginning of the season you confided in Mike 585 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:38,564 that you and Vinny 2.0 were having problems. 586 00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:40,566 What exactly was going on in the relationship? 587 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:45,705 Well, he wasn't coming home, he was always working. 588 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:48,474 I think he was using work as a way not to come 589 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:49,976 and, like, deal with our issues. 590 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,177 [Justina] Mm. 591 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:55,448 Mike, you came to the conclusion that it was over between them. 592 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,550 Why were you so certain that the engagement 593 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,618 should become a disengagement? 594 00:21:59,618 --> 00:22:03,456 She was at my house for hours, and she just had, 595 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:06,792 you know, a laundry list, a very long list of reasons 596 00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:08,627 why things weren't working out. 597 00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:11,197 They weren't, you know, sleeping together 598 00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,566 and they were having money problems, 599 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,701 and there was problems with his family. 600 00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:18,804 It just seemed to me that it was an unhealthy, 601 00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:21,073 toxic relationship, and as a friend, 602 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:22,000 it was my duty to tell her that. 603 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:22,408 it was my duty to tell her that. 604 00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:23,743 Mm-hmm. 605 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:26,712 Ang, how do you go from wanting to break up with 2.0, 606 00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:29,215 to bringing him on the family trip to Arizona? 607 00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:33,386 We are in therapy and I think it's helping. 608 00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:35,187 I wanted him to come on the trip 609 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,957 because everybody else had their person with them. 610 00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:40,092 I just didn't know where I was with everybody 611 00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:42,228 and, like, I just need support. 612 00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:44,196 -I mean, it makes sense now. -Yeah, what was that? 613 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,599 It makes sense now why he was talking for you 614 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:48,067 -for the first two days. -I mean-- 615 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:49,702 Oh my God, that infuriated me. 616 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:53,205 So now it made sense why 2.0 was talking so much? 617 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:57,610 I feel like you were afraid to come on the trip on your own, 618 00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:00,546 -and confront us on your own. -Same. 619 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,882 Why did you feel like you needed that, Ang? 620 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,917 I just needed a support system at that point. 621 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:10,122 But, Ang, can you see how disrespectful that we feel 622 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:13,092 that that is to us as in we've known you for 15 years, 623 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,194 and I wanna talk to you. 624 00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,463 -And somebody I barely know... -You can talk to me. 625 00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:19,465 [Mike] ...somebody that I barely know, right? 626 00:23:19,465 --> 00:23:22,201 You've told me all these not nice things about, 627 00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:24,103 and then he's telling me that I gotta talk to him 628 00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,204 to talk to you? 629 00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:27,239 I'd like to at least tell her when, um, 630 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,075 she is out of the bathroom. 631 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,709 I mean, just tell her maybe like this, like, 632 00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:32,812 that's how he's gotta do it. You know what I mean? 633 00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:34,814 Like, get the [bleep] outta here. 634 00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:37,516 You look like you're breaking a little sweat over there. 635 00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:39,118 And that leads me to my next question. 636 00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:42,455 You almost got into a Versace robe 637 00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:44,957 -wrestling match with Vinny. -[Mike] Yes, yes. 638 00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:47,193 [Justina] Um, why do you think he wanted the smoke? 639 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:50,863 I don't know, I think that both him and Ang were, obviously, 640 00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:52,331 they were on high alert. 641 00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:53,966 I'm... I'm a peer, you know what I mean? 642 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:56,368 So you can't disrespect me and tell me 643 00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:57,770 you're not gonna come out of the bathroom, 644 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,905 or I need to speak to you through the door. 645 00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:01,907 And that infuriated me. 646 00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:04,510 And then he's telling me that I need to speak to him? 647 00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:07,613 Then he'll speak to you, and get me the answer? 648 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,682 Like, get the [bleep] outta here! 649 00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:10,950 But I came out of the bathroom. 650 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,351 Then you guys just kept going. 651 00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:13,752 So that's when the problem happened. 652 00:24:13,752 --> 00:24:15,387 -What goes on? -Oh my God. 653 00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:16,422 And then I finally sat you down, 654 00:24:16,422 --> 00:24:17,756 and I was like, "What's the problem?" 655 00:24:17,756 --> 00:24:19,658 And she's like, "You and Jenni." I was like... 656 00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:22,161 [Justina] Let's talk about the robe though, 657 00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:23,462 'cause if he wanted the smoke, 658 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,264 it was gonna go down in the Versace robe. 659 00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:27,399 -Oh yeah, it was definitely-- -Yeah, and the slippers. 660 00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:29,268 Yeah, listen, I don't think I had good traction 661 00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:30,603 in the slippers, 662 00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:33,772 but BDS is benching 300 in the gym. 663 00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:35,174 You think you could take him? 664 00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:37,143 If you think your man is stronger than me, 665 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:39,645 and I don't think he is, you could put him on a bench. 666 00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:41,480 -We'll have a simple contest. -Goodness gracious. 667 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,982 [Mike] I guarantee he won't beat me. 668 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,517 -Okay, let's do it. -I'm telling you... 669 00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:46,285 This is a very Staten Island fight right now. 670 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:47,419 Yeah. 671 00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:49,688 ...if he wanted to get on the bench with me, 672 00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:51,490 he's just not gonna be able to match. 673 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,726 [Justina] So, so, Ang, are you still living together? 674 00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:55,861 -We are. -Still plan on getting married? 675 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,064 I don't plan on getting married right now. 676 00:24:59,064 --> 00:24:59,999 [Justina] Okay. 677 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,634 I feel, um, 678 00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:03,202 it would be more like a ceremony thing. 679 00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:05,237 Like, I don't want that paper right now. 680 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:06,505 [Justina] Okay. 681 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:07,973 At least she said she's getting married. 682 00:25:07,973 --> 00:25:09,742 Because after what I went through, 683 00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:11,877 I'm not saying, like... 684 00:25:11,877 --> 00:25:15,114 I just don't feel like I wanna do that again. 685 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:16,916 Well, I think that you two need to just 686 00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:18,250 make sure you're good first. 687 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,819 I think I'd be like this with everyone. 688 00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:23,622 Like, especially, like, after what I've been through. 689 00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:26,392 No, I mean, listen, at the end of the day, 690 00:25:26,392 --> 00:25:29,495 we kind of like when Angelina is, like, positive and happy. 691 00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:30,963 We just want her to be happy. 692 00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:33,065 [Justina] That's nice. I think we all want that for you. 693 00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:34,500 Thank you. 694 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,402 Coming up, more fan questions are on the way, 695 00:25:36,402 --> 00:25:39,738 plus, Angelina played with Mike's joystick. 696 00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:43,309 What other secrets have the Jersey family been hiding? 697 00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:44,743 We find out next. 698 00:25:49,615 --> 00:25:52,051 But I get 'em done, like, every three months. 699 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,352 Enough about your tits. 700 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,589 We were all, like, making out with each other. 701 00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:58,791 I was, like, tonguing Deena and Nicole. 702 00:25:58,791 --> 00:25:59,825 It's true. 703 00:25:59,825 --> 00:26:01,026 I felt [bleep], though. 704 00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:02,361 Wait, wait, wait. 705 00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:04,763 I think he was ejaculating, like, I don't know. 706 00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:06,799 I think we should respect his wife, Lauren, and not... 707 00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:08,934 -Oh! -There he goes, there he goes. 708 00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:12,204 [house music playing] 709 00:26:17,811 --> 00:26:20,814 [house music playing] 710 00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:26,820 Welcome back to the Jersey Shore reunion. 711 00:26:27,287 --> 00:26:29,823 Angelina had her back-and-forth with Sammi this season, 712 00:26:29,823 --> 00:26:32,359 but her and Jenni were better than ever. 713 00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:36,429 So much so that Jenni even shaved Angelina's pussy... 714 00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:37,530 ...cat. 715 00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:38,865 Take a look. 716 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,502 Big Boy is the cutest cat ever, 717 00:26:42,502 --> 00:26:45,972 but he's always got [bleep] in his ass, though. 718 00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:46,940 [meows] 719 00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:48,241 [Jenni] Oh, my God. 720 00:26:48,241 --> 00:26:49,576 Angelina! 721 00:26:49,576 --> 00:26:51,645 You gotta mother [bleep] buzz his ass. 722 00:26:51,645 --> 00:26:53,013 I had to take over. 723 00:26:53,013 --> 00:26:55,115 -I'm gonna throw up. -Alright, don't throw up. 724 00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:56,650 [Sammi] Oh, Jenni, you're a good friend. 725 00:26:56,650 --> 00:26:58,318 -[meows] -I'm gonna throw up. 726 00:26:58,318 --> 00:26:59,319 -[Angelina] No! -[Jenni] Sam! 727 00:26:59,319 --> 00:27:00,453 Don't you [bleep] ... 728 00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:01,788 I want nothing to do with this. 729 00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:03,456 [Angelina] Good boy, Big Boy! 730 00:27:04,057 --> 00:27:05,425 My God, there's mad [bleep]. 731 00:27:05,425 --> 00:27:07,394 -[Jenni] I got it. -[Angelina] You got it? 732 00:27:07,394 --> 00:27:09,796 You gotta wipe his ass [bleep] though, with a baby wipe. 733 00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:11,698 Well, I was hungry, so... 734 00:27:11,698 --> 00:27:13,833 [Angelina] Well, now you're not hungry anymore, probably. 735 00:27:14,868 --> 00:27:16,603 Well, thank you, Jenni, for that. 736 00:27:16,603 --> 00:27:19,606 So, Ang, Jenni knew firsthand how painful 737 00:27:19,606 --> 00:27:21,775 the surgery and recovery was, 738 00:27:21,775 --> 00:27:23,209 so, how much did it mean to you 739 00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:25,578 that her and Sammi stopped by to see you? 740 00:27:25,578 --> 00:27:26,980 That was amazing. 741 00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:29,883 It really, like, I love that they came over 742 00:27:29,883 --> 00:27:30,950 because I needed that. 743 00:27:31,518 --> 00:27:33,086 [Justina] You showed up with snacks 744 00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:34,721 and ended up cleaning Big Boy's ass [bleep]. 745 00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:35,989 I love that. 746 00:27:35,989 --> 00:27:37,757 I guess that's what friends are for. 747 00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:39,259 I have to tell you, Big Boy loves you. 748 00:27:39,259 --> 00:27:41,828 I'm so thankful I don't have to clean ass anymore. 749 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:44,164 -He's so-- -I'm good with animals, too. 750 00:27:44,164 --> 00:27:45,632 But enough about my Friday night. 751 00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:48,034 -Okay. -[Nicole] Oh my God. 752 00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:49,803 -[Angelina] She did amazing. -[Justina] She did. 753 00:27:49,803 --> 00:27:52,939 Angelina, Big Boy's got poop stuck in his butt hole, 754 00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:54,774 Peanut's pooping on the rug. 755 00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:58,278 Do you naturally gravitate to animals with IBS? 756 00:27:58,278 --> 00:27:59,813 -What's the deal? -Dude, really. 757 00:27:59,813 --> 00:28:01,781 It's like, my life, it's everywhere, 758 00:28:01,781 --> 00:28:03,316 -all over my house. -It's a [bleep] show. 759 00:28:03,316 --> 00:28:05,485 But you have to, like, with long-hair Himalayans, 760 00:28:05,485 --> 00:28:07,320 you have to constantly get them groomed. 761 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,522 Well, I did it one time. But, like after-- 762 00:28:09,522 --> 00:28:11,658 But I get 'em done, like, every three months. 763 00:28:11,658 --> 00:28:12,959 It's been almost a year. 764 00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:14,894 But enough about your tits. 765 00:28:15,895 --> 00:28:17,230 Oh my God. 766 00:28:17,230 --> 00:28:18,965 [Justina] Vin, you got a lot of energy. 767 00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:20,533 -I love when he's like this. -Go to bed. 768 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:21,968 I can't handle this. 769 00:28:21,968 --> 00:28:24,437 [Justina] Alright, well, we have more Vinny jokes coming up, 770 00:28:24,437 --> 00:28:28,975 but first, family secrets don't stay secret forever, 771 00:28:28,975 --> 00:28:30,810 and 15 years later, 772 00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:33,646 the juiciest hookups from Shore days past 773 00:28:33,646 --> 00:28:34,914 were finally revealed. 774 00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:36,616 -Take a look. -No. 775 00:28:36,616 --> 00:28:41,321 It has been revealed that Mike and Angelina went on four dates. 776 00:28:41,321 --> 00:28:42,622 Are you kidding? 777 00:28:42,622 --> 00:28:43,823 Oh my God. 778 00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:46,693 We're finding this out 15 [bleep] years later? 779 00:28:46,693 --> 00:28:49,329 What happened on your last date that made it fizzle? 780 00:28:49,329 --> 00:28:51,264 Because I wouldn't [bleep] on your [record scratch]. 781 00:28:51,264 --> 00:28:52,532 [all] Oh! 782 00:28:52,532 --> 00:28:53,833 [Jenni] Anybody else? 783 00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:56,336 Anyone else have sexuals here that we don't know of? 784 00:28:56,336 --> 00:28:58,938 Yes to Deena, yes to Nicole, 785 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:01,808 yes to Angelina, yes to Sammi, 786 00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:04,544 and Jenni was like a smooch, it wasn't really a make-out. 787 00:29:04,544 --> 00:29:05,678 -[all yell] -It was a smooch. 788 00:29:05,678 --> 00:29:08,281 We're all [bleep] disgusting. God dammit. 789 00:29:08,281 --> 00:29:10,283 Wow, Mike used to date Sammi. 790 00:29:10,283 --> 00:29:11,885 [Vinny] Oh my God, bro. 791 00:29:12,485 --> 00:29:14,220 Oh my God. 792 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:15,355 You kiss everyone! 793 00:29:15,355 --> 00:29:16,589 You know what else? 794 00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:19,492 On TikTok it says Jenni Romney now. 795 00:29:19,492 --> 00:29:22,295 I... No, I swear on my dead grandmother, not my type. 796 00:29:22,295 --> 00:29:24,164 Wait, you hooked up with Mike? 797 00:29:24,697 --> 00:29:26,132 Did you ever hook up with Vinny? 798 00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:27,000 No. 799 00:29:27,467 --> 00:29:28,368 What? 800 00:29:28,368 --> 00:29:32,138 -[all screaming] -No, I didn't. 801 00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:34,107 [Bleep] face said it all. 802 00:29:34,107 --> 00:29:35,475 -No! -You just made out? 803 00:29:35,475 --> 00:29:36,943 I'm about to break out the boards 804 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:39,479 because everybody hooked up with everybody. 805 00:29:39,479 --> 00:29:40,847 -Fine! -[record scratches] 806 00:29:40,847 --> 00:29:43,616 [all yelling] 807 00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:47,387 It was... it was... a long time ago. 808 00:29:47,387 --> 00:29:48,488 Oh my God! 809 00:29:48,488 --> 00:29:50,590 Oh my God. 810 00:29:50,590 --> 00:29:51,724 I'm leaving! 811 00:29:51,724 --> 00:29:53,393 Oh my God. 812 00:29:53,393 --> 00:29:54,828 Peace out! 813 00:29:54,828 --> 00:29:57,697 Angelina decided not to [bleep] Mike's [bleep]. 814 00:29:57,697 --> 00:29:59,098 But she did grab the joystick though. 815 00:29:59,098 --> 00:30:00,366 I did. 816 00:30:00,366 --> 00:30:02,402 I grabbed on your-- I wanted to see how big it was. 817 00:30:02,402 --> 00:30:04,003 Hold on! 818 00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:05,772 Hold on! 819 00:30:05,772 --> 00:30:07,073 She gave him an HJ. 820 00:30:07,073 --> 00:30:08,441 -[Angelina] Yes. -Pretty much. 821 00:30:08,441 --> 00:30:10,210 -You gave him a handy? -Like, over the pants. 822 00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:11,911 -She gave him an HJ. -[exclaiming in Italian] 823 00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:13,246 Oh my God. 824 00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:16,115 The stuff you learn on National Jersey Shore Day Eve. 825 00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:18,518 -You guys are funny. -It was like a touchy. 826 00:30:18,518 --> 00:30:20,587 Talk about keeping it in the family. 827 00:30:20,587 --> 00:30:21,988 Well, last reunion, 828 00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:25,124 we learned that Angelina and Mike had dated, 829 00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:27,894 but apparently, they weren't the only secret hookup, 830 00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:30,563 so, uh, Vinny and Deena had a moment? 831 00:30:30,563 --> 00:30:32,465 It was just a stupid, like, make-out... 832 00:30:32,465 --> 00:30:34,334 To be honest, I really don't remember this. 833 00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:35,768 We were both so drunk. 834 00:30:35,768 --> 00:30:37,971 -Like, before Italy. -Vinny was a good time. 835 00:30:37,971 --> 00:30:40,039 -Vinny was fun. -I don't think it was on camera. 836 00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:41,474 No, it was not on camera. 837 00:30:41,474 --> 00:30:42,742 Got you. Okay. 838 00:30:42,742 --> 00:30:44,611 No, it was like a club appearance. 839 00:30:44,611 --> 00:30:46,479 If there's no footage, it didn't happen. 840 00:30:46,479 --> 00:30:49,449 I feel like back in the day, like before Italy, 841 00:30:49,449 --> 00:30:51,851 like when we were all single and disgusting. 842 00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:53,052 We all hooked up with each other. 843 00:30:53,052 --> 00:30:54,888 We were all, like, making out with each other, 844 00:30:54,888 --> 00:30:56,956 but like, me and Pauly made out, 845 00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:58,224 the cameras never got it in Miami, 846 00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:59,559 and we were like, "Oh, we made out," 847 00:30:59,559 --> 00:31:01,961 and then we just went on dancing with other people. 848 00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:02,962 -Right. -So that was-- 849 00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:04,697 We were just, like, dirty like that. 850 00:31:04,697 --> 00:31:06,366 We were just like, "Oh, let's make out!" 851 00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:08,701 Mike and I purposely kissed 852 00:31:08,701 --> 00:31:10,470 'cause the cameras weren't on us, 853 00:31:10,470 --> 00:31:11,905 -just to like... -You did? 854 00:31:11,905 --> 00:31:13,973 ...[bleep] with the cameras in F-Cove. 855 00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:15,875 -When did that go down? -That was, uh, 856 00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,000 first season, at F-Cove, 857 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:17,510 first season, at F-Cove, 858 00:31:17,510 --> 00:31:20,947 and the cameras weren't on, um, us. 859 00:31:20,947 --> 00:31:23,816 And we literally just kinda kissed on the lips 860 00:31:23,816 --> 00:31:24,951 and we looked at each other. 861 00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:26,152 -Was there tongue? -No. 862 00:31:26,152 --> 00:31:27,687 It was like a nice smooch. 863 00:31:27,687 --> 00:31:29,222 But there was no tongue, yeah. 864 00:31:29,222 --> 00:31:30,690 But the cameras tried so hard 865 00:31:30,690 --> 00:31:32,225 -to catch it on another boat. -And they missed it. 866 00:31:32,225 --> 00:31:34,127 We just started bursting out laughing. 867 00:31:34,127 --> 00:31:35,862 -[Mike] Yeah. -It was our "haha" moment. 868 00:31:35,862 --> 00:31:38,564 We would all hook up with each other all the time. 869 00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:39,866 Yup. We are disgusting. 870 00:31:39,866 --> 00:31:41,501 And we just never really said anything, 871 00:31:41,501 --> 00:31:44,470 'cause I guess there was no tongue so, like, 872 00:31:44,470 --> 00:31:46,472 I can't even believe I said that, but, you know... 873 00:31:46,472 --> 00:31:47,807 No tongue doesn't even count. 874 00:31:47,807 --> 00:31:49,208 [Jenni] It was literally a smooch. 875 00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:51,244 Yeah, it was like a smooch. Yeah, you know. 876 00:31:51,244 --> 00:31:53,913 I was, like, tonguing Deena and Nicole. 877 00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:57,250 -Making out on the bar, oh God. -It's true. 878 00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:58,751 [Justina] It was the good old days. 879 00:31:58,751 --> 00:32:01,054 Vinny, how come you never made a move on Jenni? 880 00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:02,322 I mean, like, you know, 881 00:32:02,322 --> 00:32:03,890 Jenni's always been like an older sister. 882 00:32:03,890 --> 00:32:05,792 Remember that first season, when she came 883 00:32:05,792 --> 00:32:07,293 and I was gonna share a room with her, 884 00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:08,795 and I ran and changed my bags. 885 00:32:08,795 --> 00:32:10,763 [Vinny] I think that's definitely a girl. 886 00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:14,300 He ran downstairs. 887 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:17,603 So, I moved the bags into the bed that's isolated 888 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,639 because I knew I wouldn't sleep in the room with her. 889 00:32:19,639 --> 00:32:21,107 She just looks, like, scary to me. 890 00:32:22,475 --> 00:32:23,843 -You know? -Thanks, Vin. 891 00:32:23,843 --> 00:32:25,178 I feel like she's gonna kiss me 892 00:32:25,178 --> 00:32:26,579 and then just, like, punch me. 893 00:32:26,579 --> 00:32:28,348 Yeah, she's hot and scary, like she said, 894 00:32:28,348 --> 00:32:29,716 she might rip your head off, you never know. 895 00:32:29,716 --> 00:32:31,117 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 896 00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:32,919 [Jenni] I am like a praying mantis. 897 00:32:32,919 --> 00:32:35,722 After I have sex with a guy, I will rip their heads off. 898 00:32:36,756 --> 00:32:38,758 -Now he's into that stuff. -Yeah, no. 899 00:32:38,758 --> 00:32:40,626 -Now he's into it. -No, I like a submissive woman. 900 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,328 Oh my God. 901 00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:43,663 My [bleep] ass [bleep]. 902 00:32:43,663 --> 00:32:46,866 [Justina] Ang, we learned you handled Mike's joystick, 903 00:32:46,866 --> 00:32:50,336 but you wouldn't give him the Gluck-Gluck 3000. 904 00:32:50,336 --> 00:32:53,539 What made you realize you didn't wanna take things further? 905 00:32:54,207 --> 00:32:54,941 Down your throat. 906 00:32:56,709 --> 00:32:58,111 Vin, that was good. 907 00:32:58,111 --> 00:32:59,412 I don't know what to [bleep] say. 908 00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:00,413 Um, okay. 909 00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:01,714 I touched your dick over your pants, 910 00:33:01,714 --> 00:33:02,582 I don't know. 911 00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:06,819 So, it wasn't under the pants, so it wasn't exactly an HJ. 912 00:33:06,819 --> 00:33:10,156 It was not an HJ, it wasn't a BJ. 913 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:11,491 It certainly wasn't a blumpkin. 914 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:12,625 I felt [bleep], though. 915 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:15,661 -What'd you say? -Wait, wait, what'd she say? 916 00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:17,263 She said she felt [bleep]. 917 00:33:17,263 --> 00:33:19,565 [Justina] Wait, who was [bleep], you or him? 918 00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:21,901 [Vinny] He was [bleep]? What the [bleep]? 919 00:33:22,635 --> 00:33:24,137 [Angelina] I think he was ejaculating, I don't know-- 920 00:33:24,137 --> 00:33:26,139 -Okay, okay. That's not nice. -He ejaculated. 921 00:33:26,139 --> 00:33:28,241 I think we should respect his wife, Lauren, and not... 922 00:33:28,775 --> 00:33:30,243 [woman] There he goes. 923 00:33:30,243 --> 00:33:32,111 It was back in the day, Mike, you asshole. 924 00:33:32,111 --> 00:33:34,047 Oh my God, no one can take a joke. 925 00:33:35,815 --> 00:33:38,484 That's the type of guy that likes to get choked out. 926 00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:39,752 [Jenni] Oh my God. 927 00:33:39,752 --> 00:33:40,887 Oh my God. 928 00:33:41,654 --> 00:33:44,490 I think that you guys should reenact the iconic 929 00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:47,360 "Where's the Beach?" scene and give it a Western twist. 930 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,829 -Where's my sheriffs' hat? -Calm down, Snookers. 931 00:33:51,497 --> 00:33:52,498 [house music playing] 932 00:33:55,002 --> 00:33:56,904 [house music playing] 933 00:33:57,738 --> 00:34:01,408 [Justina] Ang, we learned you handled Mike's joystick. 934 00:34:01,408 --> 00:34:05,012 -Wait, wait, wait, what she say? -I think he was ejaculating. 935 00:34:05,012 --> 00:34:08,015 I think we should respect his wife, Lauren, and not... 936 00:34:08,015 --> 00:34:09,817 Oh, there he goes. 937 00:34:09,817 --> 00:34:11,518 It was back in the day, Mike, you asshole. 938 00:34:12,219 --> 00:34:15,222 I'm [bleep] around, just come back, just stop. 939 00:34:15,889 --> 00:34:17,825 Oh my God, no one can take a joke. 940 00:34:18,992 --> 00:34:20,928 I didn't know if he was going to get a tendie 941 00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:22,229 or he was taking off. 942 00:34:22,229 --> 00:34:23,497 [Mike] Ang, that's messy. 943 00:34:23,497 --> 00:34:25,499 I got trauma listening to that [bleep]. 944 00:34:25,499 --> 00:34:26,733 I was kidding. 945 00:34:28,202 --> 00:34:30,204 Okay, moving on, moving on. 946 00:34:30,204 --> 00:34:31,672 Alright, let's get back on track. 947 00:34:31,672 --> 00:34:34,741 Another baby meant another gender reveal. 948 00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:38,779 But how could Mike top a skydive and prevent the third reveal 949 00:34:38,779 --> 00:34:41,215 from becoming The Godfather III? 950 00:34:41,215 --> 00:34:42,382 Take a look. 951 00:34:44,518 --> 00:34:45,419 'Sup, pussies. 952 00:34:45,419 --> 00:34:47,821 [all] Oh my God. 953 00:34:47,821 --> 00:34:49,056 Where's my honeys? 954 00:34:49,056 --> 00:34:50,490 I want this guy. 955 00:34:50,490 --> 00:34:52,926 [exaggerated fight sound effects] 956 00:34:55,963 --> 00:34:57,965 [cheering] 957 00:34:57,965 --> 00:34:59,800 [man] Get him, Mike! Get him, Mike! 958 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,768 [all laughing] 959 00:35:01,768 --> 00:35:04,104 [all screaming] 960 00:35:05,105 --> 00:35:06,740 Oh my God! 961 00:35:06,740 --> 00:35:08,775 -Where's my honeys? -There she is! 962 00:35:09,376 --> 00:35:10,644 You want her? 963 00:35:10,644 --> 00:35:12,145 Come get her. 964 00:35:12,145 --> 00:35:14,281 -[man] Take that boy out! -[woman] Come on! 965 00:35:14,281 --> 00:35:15,282 [man] Yeah! 966 00:35:15,282 --> 00:35:16,717 [all] Oh! 967 00:35:16,717 --> 00:35:19,052 Honey, we have one last thing to do. 968 00:35:19,052 --> 00:35:20,020 It's happening. 969 00:35:20,888 --> 00:35:22,823 Find out the gender of our baby. 970 00:35:22,823 --> 00:35:24,858 [all cheering] 971 00:35:24,858 --> 00:35:26,827 Now is the moment of truth. 972 00:35:26,827 --> 00:35:27,961 Alright, honey, I love you. 973 00:35:27,961 --> 00:35:28,996 -I love you. -Let's do it. 974 00:35:28,996 --> 00:35:30,430 -Hey, party for Mike. -I love love! 975 00:35:30,430 --> 00:35:32,132 -Go! -[explosion] 976 00:35:32,132 --> 00:35:33,967 [all cheering] 977 00:35:35,002 --> 00:35:38,071 [Vinny] I knew it! I knew it! 978 00:35:38,071 --> 00:35:40,240 I could just cry right now. Me and my honeys. 979 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:42,776 [chuckles, sniffles] 980 00:35:44,912 --> 00:35:48,315 Oh my God. Oh my God. 981 00:35:48,315 --> 00:35:50,851 [all exclaiming] 982 00:35:51,785 --> 00:35:52,953 That was great. 983 00:35:52,953 --> 00:35:54,187 We felt like we were in Westworld. 984 00:35:54,187 --> 00:35:56,590 -Yeah, it was lots of fun. -And the boys killed it. 985 00:35:56,590 --> 00:35:58,358 -They were so good. -It was phenomenal. 986 00:35:58,358 --> 00:35:59,960 -It looked really good. -It was so good. 987 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,094 [Justina] Ang, you were stunned. 988 00:36:01,094 --> 00:36:02,529 What did you think about the boys' acting? 989 00:36:02,529 --> 00:36:04,197 -I loved it. -Ang put on a show herself. 990 00:36:04,197 --> 00:36:07,234 I [bleep]... I hit a guy on the head with a bottle. 991 00:36:07,234 --> 00:36:08,268 Ah! 992 00:36:08,268 --> 00:36:09,403 [Angelina] He loved it though. 993 00:36:09,403 --> 00:36:11,238 -I can't! -[laughter] 994 00:36:11,238 --> 00:36:14,141 Mike, last time, you already knew the baby's gender 995 00:36:14,141 --> 00:36:16,343 and did the reveal for your roommates. 996 00:36:16,343 --> 00:36:17,544 Did you know this time, or were you...? 997 00:36:17,544 --> 00:36:18,679 No, I didn't know. 998 00:36:18,679 --> 00:36:20,314 -You were surprised? -Yeah. 999 00:36:20,314 --> 00:36:21,748 -[Justina] Wow. -Very much so. 1000 00:36:21,748 --> 00:36:23,417 -Yes. -[Justina] That's awesome. 1001 00:36:23,417 --> 00:36:24,584 Yes, I was. 1002 00:36:24,584 --> 00:36:26,486 Aw, one boy and two girls, wow. 1003 00:36:26,486 --> 00:36:27,854 -Yeah. -You gonna have more? 1004 00:36:27,854 --> 00:36:29,523 Big Daddy Sitch of three. 1005 00:36:29,523 --> 00:36:31,959 Um, I was actually talking to my wife the other day. 1006 00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:34,294 I'm like, "Listen, we're figuring out three," 1007 00:36:34,294 --> 00:36:37,564 um, and it's tough. It is, three under three. 1008 00:36:37,564 --> 00:36:40,801 But it's not to the point where I'm gonna say no to four. 1009 00:36:41,368 --> 00:36:42,669 -You're gonna have four. -Poor Lauren. 1010 00:36:42,669 --> 00:36:43,971 -Oh my goodness. -Four it is! 1011 00:36:43,971 --> 00:36:45,138 She needs a break. 1012 00:36:45,138 --> 00:36:46,340 Godspeed. 1013 00:36:46,340 --> 00:36:48,008 Listen, she's getting the break. 1014 00:36:48,008 --> 00:36:50,077 I'm just saying, like, some people are like, 1015 00:36:50,077 --> 00:36:51,778 "Oh my God, I'm at three, and I can't... 1016 00:36:51,778 --> 00:36:53,380 I'm definitely not going to four." 1017 00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:55,282 -I'm not there yet. -Right, yeah. 1018 00:36:55,282 --> 00:36:57,050 Angelina, when you going for your first? 1019 00:36:57,050 --> 00:37:00,220 Soon. I think I'm gonna do something soon. 1020 00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:01,388 [Justina] Wow. 1021 00:37:01,388 --> 00:37:04,324 Mike, since you are the Versace don... 1022 00:37:04,324 --> 00:37:05,625 Aw. 1023 00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:08,061 We wanted your baby girl to match you. 1024 00:37:08,061 --> 00:37:09,296 [Mike] Okay. 1025 00:37:09,296 --> 00:37:12,299 Something for the new baby so she can match Daddy. 1026 00:37:12,299 --> 00:37:14,801 -Ooh. -Ooh, I have a feeling. 1027 00:37:14,801 --> 00:37:17,070 -Oh my God, I see it, I see it. -[Nicole] What is it? 1028 00:37:18,005 --> 00:37:18,905 What is it? 1029 00:37:18,905 --> 00:37:22,676 [all] Oh my God. 1030 00:37:22,676 --> 00:37:24,044 -A Versace onesie. -How stinking cute. 1031 00:37:24,044 --> 00:37:25,912 [Nicole] Your baby's richer than you. 1032 00:37:25,912 --> 00:37:28,482 [Justina] She's gonna be just like the Versace don. 1033 00:37:28,482 --> 00:37:31,118 I don't remember getting this for all my kids. 1034 00:37:31,118 --> 00:37:33,854 Where the hell's Mommy's presents? What the hell? 1035 00:37:33,854 --> 00:37:34,955 You're welcome. 1036 00:37:35,489 --> 00:37:39,526 The Western-style gender reveal was so cinematic and so epic, 1037 00:37:39,526 --> 00:37:41,395 I think it deserves a sequel. 1038 00:37:41,395 --> 00:37:43,196 Roommates, I had an idea, 1039 00:37:43,196 --> 00:37:46,033 and I think that you guys should reenact the iconic 1040 00:37:46,033 --> 00:37:49,336 "Where's the Beach?" scene and give it a Western twist. 1041 00:37:49,336 --> 00:37:52,372 Let's take a look back at the legendary moment 1042 00:37:52,372 --> 00:37:53,473 from Season Two. 1043 00:37:53,473 --> 00:37:55,509 Where's the beach?! 1044 00:37:55,509 --> 00:37:56,676 Right there. 1045 00:37:56,676 --> 00:37:58,078 Where else would it be? 1046 00:37:58,078 --> 00:38:00,080 [Nicole] Oh my God, I wanna go on the beach so bad. 1047 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,715 I'm a [bleep] good person. 1048 00:38:02,582 --> 00:38:04,785 Roommates, are you guys down to reenact that scene? 1049 00:38:04,785 --> 00:38:06,153 [both] Yeehaw! 1050 00:38:06,153 --> 00:38:08,922 [Justina] Alright, we have scripts for everyone. 1051 00:38:08,922 --> 00:38:12,959 Nicole, you will be reprising your role as Drunk Tumbleweed. 1052 00:38:12,959 --> 00:38:14,528 Oh my God, Drunk Tumbleweed. 1053 00:38:14,528 --> 00:38:17,164 Deena and Jenni, you will also be reprising your roles 1054 00:38:17,164 --> 00:38:19,266 as Sauced Sidekicks. 1055 00:38:19,266 --> 00:38:20,333 Stop. 1056 00:38:21,368 --> 00:38:23,303 Next, we have Vinny, 1057 00:38:23,303 --> 00:38:25,806 you're playing Wise Boardwalk Grandpa. 1058 00:38:25,806 --> 00:38:29,109 Alright, Mike, you'll be Seaside Rent-a-Sheriff, 1059 00:38:30,277 --> 00:38:34,047 and Sammi, you'll be playing Befuddled Beachgoer Number One. 1060 00:38:35,882 --> 00:38:36,883 Thank you. 1061 00:38:36,883 --> 00:38:39,619 And Ang, you'll be playing a deputy. 1062 00:38:39,619 --> 00:38:41,021 -Deputy Dewey. -Alright, let's do it. 1063 00:38:41,021 --> 00:38:44,091 [Justina] Alright. Alright, guys, the props are over there, 1064 00:38:44,091 --> 00:38:46,093 you can start getting into character, 1065 00:38:46,093 --> 00:38:47,260 and when we come back, 1066 00:38:47,260 --> 00:38:50,397 the Jersey Shore Spaghetti Western premieres. 1067 00:38:50,397 --> 00:38:52,933 -[honky-tonk music playing] -Calm down, Snookers! 1068 00:38:52,933 --> 00:38:54,000 [all talking] 1069 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,770 [all talking] 1070 00:38:56,770 --> 00:38:57,971 Can I take this home? 1071 00:38:58,939 --> 00:38:59,940 [house music playing] 1072 00:39:02,410 --> 00:39:04,912 [house music playing] 1073 00:39:05,446 --> 00:39:08,115 [in Western accent] Howdy, this here's the Jersey Shore: 1074 00:39:08,115 --> 00:39:09,984 Family Vacation reunion. 1075 00:39:09,984 --> 00:39:13,020 We're fixin' to close down the show with a reenactment 1076 00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:16,157 of the Jersey Shore moment we'll never forget. 1077 00:39:16,157 --> 00:39:19,594 And now, I present "Where's the Beach?" 1078 00:39:19,594 --> 00:39:21,062 [beeping] 1079 00:39:22,163 --> 00:39:24,131 [strains of harmonica] 1080 00:39:24,799 --> 00:39:28,202 Where in tarnation is that dang beach? 1081 00:39:28,202 --> 00:39:33,374 [echoing] Where in tarnation is that dang beach? 1082 00:39:33,374 --> 00:39:37,044 Calm down, Snookers, you're gonna draw attention. 1083 00:39:37,044 --> 00:39:39,914 That little lady reeks of whisky and pickles. 1084 00:39:39,914 --> 00:39:42,083 I can smell her from over yonder. 1085 00:39:42,083 --> 00:39:45,119 I just wanna let loose and have a hootenanny. 1086 00:39:45,119 --> 00:39:46,587 Where's the beach? 1087 00:39:47,622 --> 00:39:49,257 -[hawks and spits] -[spittoon clangs] 1088 00:39:49,257 --> 00:39:50,491 It's right there. 1089 00:39:51,025 --> 00:39:55,329 Ain't no need to get yourself locked up over this tomfoolery. 1090 00:39:55,329 --> 00:39:57,231 I just wanna have a dang blast! 1091 00:39:57,231 --> 00:39:58,566 [horse whinnies] 1092 00:39:58,566 --> 00:40:00,968 Put your hands where I can see 'em, little lady. 1093 00:40:02,837 --> 00:40:04,839 Oh my-- [blows raspberry] 1094 00:40:05,706 --> 00:40:07,308 Keep still, keep still, child. 1095 00:40:07,308 --> 00:40:09,977 -Keep still, child. -Get off me, I'm a good person! 1096 00:40:09,977 --> 00:40:11,646 You got yourself a marlin. 1097 00:40:11,646 --> 00:40:13,414 Back off, ya hear? Back off! 1098 00:40:13,414 --> 00:40:15,683 She done lost her screws. 1099 00:40:15,683 --> 00:40:16,817 Hold up, partner. 1100 00:40:16,817 --> 00:40:18,185 Where's she headed? 1101 00:40:18,185 --> 00:40:20,321 This is here, the-- wait, [bleep], I [bleep] up. 1102 00:40:20,321 --> 00:40:21,455 [horse whinnies] 1103 00:40:21,455 --> 00:40:24,025 [whimsical music playing] 1104 00:40:24,025 --> 00:40:26,560 This here's the people we've been looking for. 1105 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,562 Causin' a hootin' and a hollerin'. 1106 00:40:28,562 --> 00:40:31,265 It's time to take this one to the-- to the pokey! 1107 00:40:31,265 --> 00:40:33,134 Let's go, little one. 1108 00:40:33,134 --> 00:40:34,268 This ain't right! 1109 00:40:34,268 --> 00:40:37,038 I'm plumb mad. Madder than a rattlesnake! 1110 00:40:37,038 --> 00:40:40,741 Y'all no fun, I swear. No fun! 1111 00:40:41,809 --> 00:40:43,311 And scene. 1112 00:40:43,311 --> 00:40:45,179 Great job, guys. 1113 00:40:45,179 --> 00:40:47,315 -Bring it in, bring it in. -[fiddle music playing] 1114 00:40:47,315 --> 00:40:49,483 That is a wrap on tonight's reunion. 1115 00:40:49,483 --> 00:40:55,056 Big thanks to Sammi, Nicole, Deena, Jenni, Angelina, Mike, 1116 00:40:55,056 --> 00:40:57,058 Vinny, and the Pauly doll. 1117 00:40:57,058 --> 00:40:58,893 -[Pauly's voice] Yeah, buddy! -[cow moos] 1118 00:40:58,893 --> 00:41:01,962 Until the next wild adventure, I'm Justina Valentine. 1119 00:41:01,962 --> 00:41:03,898 Happy trails, partners. 1120 00:41:03,898 --> 00:41:05,266 Roommates, let's get a yeehaw. 1121 00:41:05,266 --> 00:41:07,535 [all] Yeehaw! 1122 00:41:07,535 --> 00:41:08,969 [horse whinnies] 1123 00:41:10,138 --> 00:41:12,073 [house music playing]