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[fake Western accent] Where
in tarnation is that dang beach?
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Put your hands where I can
see 'em, little lady.
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Call me anything you want,
don't call me a toddler, okay?
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You're a toddler, Vin.
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-I have receipts.
-That's bull [bleep]!
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I have nothing to hide.
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Get the [bleep] outta here.
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Okay, I think we should respect
his wife, Lauren, and not...
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[Vinny] Oh! There he goes!
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[Jenni] There it is!
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[house music playing]
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[applause]
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Welcome to part two
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of the Jersey Shore:
Family Vacation reunion.
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I'm Justina Valentine.
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The crew is here, and we have
a lot more vacation to cover.
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Let's pick up
where we left off in part one,
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the season-long drama
between Angelina and Sammi.
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From toddler screaming matches
to bonding over car farts,
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Sammi and Angelina
tried to coexist.
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But, the Arizona sun
reignited their drama,
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leaving all of us wondering
how long their truce would last.
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Take a look.
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Apparently
Angelina's been, like,
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saying negative comments
about me. What the hell?
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Recently, we had to do a week
in New York City of just press.
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Multiple people told me
that she was
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just talking bad about me.
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Are we waiting for Ang?
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[Angelina, on phone] I'm just--
I'm just done.
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Ang, we're downstairs
waiting for you.
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[Angelina] I really have
to like somebody,
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like Sammi or somebody...
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Give me the phone right now.
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This is the second time
I've heard you
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throw my name around like that.
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Keep my [bleep] name
out your mouth.
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Sam's back,
she can take my spot.
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I brought you in thinking
you were gonna be a friend.
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You've been
nothing of that sort.
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I feel like I'm talking to
a child who just had a tantrum.
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-[Bleep] off, Sam, [bleep]
-What?
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[Sam] There are things
I could've called her
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way worse than a toddler.
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Maybe I don't think
you, like, appreciate me.
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That's what I said.
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-[Deena] She does!
-I have been so nice.
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How many times
do I say thank you?
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This looks like an exorcist.
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...but a friend,
I've been nothing but a friend.
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The power of Christ compels you!
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[Mike] The fan club responded,
"Sam being messy now."
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Angelina responded,
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"Yup, I bring her back,
she buys a home..."
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[Lauren gasps]
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Damn!
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Why are you
bringing up my home?
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You just threw me to the side,
like, "[Bleep] her."
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I'm the one
that brought her back,
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and then Sam
bought a house right away.
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I should be on the deed.
[chuckles]
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If I can coexist,
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-I can have a great time.
-Same.
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I can still do what I've been
doing for months,
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because, guess what? I'm not
coming from a negative place.
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I'm not either.
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[man] Perfect, you guys
agreed on something.
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[Sammi and Angeline]
There you go.
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Holy [bleep], you made
some [bleep] progression.
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-You're making progress.
-Alright?
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It took forever for us to sort
through the TikTok scandal,
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so this time, we're going
to try something different.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Welcome to Reunion Family Court.
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I'm your honorable judge,
Justina.
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I have a gavel,
so you know it's real,
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and Nicole has some holy water
in case I need backup, okay?
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Christ compels you bitches.
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I'm gonna give both of you
a chance to say your piece,
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but once I hit the gavel,
it's over
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and we're moving on
to the next issue on the docket.
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Okay, Angelina, you said,
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"I brought you back
thinking you'd be a friend,
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and you've been
nothing of the sort."
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What specifically are you
looking for in a friend
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that you're not seeing
with Sammi?
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Texting me off camera,
things like that.
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I did,
you never answered my texts.
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-When? When?
-I have receipts, I can show it.
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-Can you show it?
-[Sammi, laughing] Yes.
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The evidence
is being brought in.
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I have nothing to hide.
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August 1st. "Hey, are you good?
What happened?" No response.
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August 28th. "Hey, are you good?
Hope you're feeling better."
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She goes, "Hey, not good."
I go, "Hang in there."
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No response. September 4th,
"Are you at Tiki?" No response.
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She just never answers me,
so I don't know why--
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That's [bleep]. Wait, didn't I
have surgery around then?
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Wasn't I going through sur--
something happened.
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I don't know your life.
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I don't know your life.
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And she has to
not take that personally,
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because I do that sometimes.
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Like I go into
my own little, like--
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Well, then don't put out there
that I don't text you.
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Okay, let's bring in a witness.
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Jenni, you've been
called to the stand.
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-Oh, [bleep].
-[laughter]
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You had a theory that
part of the issue could be
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Angelina feeling a bit
jealous after witnessing
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Sammi's bond
with the rest of the girls
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when she came back.
Why do you feel like that?
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Unfortunately, I think
Angelina feels that maybe
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when she came back,
it wasn't as welcoming.
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And Sam, we kinda always
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had that seat
waiting for her to come back.
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You're a hundred percent right.
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So why treat me bad
because you felt like that?
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I never treated you bad
because of that.
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-Then why?
-I never wanted you to have
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a bad experience, ever.
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Why did you
treat me bad for existing?
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Like, I just remember
we had a bond
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and I just thought, like, we
were gonna have that bond again.
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She wanted me to not get along
with any other roommate,
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-and the fact that I did--
-That's bull [bleep]!
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Did I ever say that to you?
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Where is the [bleep] proof
of that?
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It's killing her on the inside
and she doesn't like it
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and that's why she treated me
like crap for months.
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See, that, to me, is scary.
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I was just existing, and you
were treating me terribly.
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You still are not taking
any accountability...
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You still are not taking
any accountability...
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Take accountability
for the TikTok and--
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-Oh my God,
-No more TikTok talk, ladies.
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I wanna get off
the Ferris wheel, please.
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-Get me off.
-[Ang] You put yourself on it!
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I don't--
it's just circles with this one.
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I will if we both [bleep] agree
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that you're wrong in some ways,
and I'm wrong in some ways.
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No, I'm not wrong.
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-You're never wrong?
-[Justina bangs gavel]
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I'm not wrong in this situation.
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Okay, narcissist.
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I'll let you think
what you want.
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-Really? Okay.
-I volunteer as next tribute.
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Oh, is that the wrong show?
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Did I ever tell you, "I wanted
you to fight with the girls"?
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Okay, moving on to the next
order of business.
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Angelina, do you think
maybe subconsciously
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you do have some resentment
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of Sammi's bond
with the other girls?
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-Definitely.
-It's more hurt,
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because, like,
they're running a marathon,
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and then I can't
catch up to them.
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Do you understand, Justina,
it's been years, and sometimes,
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some people don't make me
feel accepted.
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Do you regret your decision
of leaving the show?
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Of course, yeah.
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Ang, I think a lot of us
have tried
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in the past with you,
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and then it always
turns into chaos.
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I'm going to therapy
to better myself
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and learn how to cope
with speaking to people.
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That's the first thing
I can do, like...
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We had a rocky past,
we've had some stuff,
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but I think that we all,
as women,
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did come far
in our relationship,
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and I think at this point
we're able to have fun.
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There's just so much
everybody could do
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to, like, try
and be your friend.
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I'm just saying
in general, like,
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I don't feel included
a lot of times.
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[Justina, bangs gavel] Alright,
next order of business.
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Sammi, Angelina DMing
a fan page upset you. Why?
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I just think spilling
somebody's personal business,
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about how much
they pay on a home,
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or personal finances, is weird
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and I think Ang completely
crossed the line by doing that.
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Why is she speaking about me
buying a new house?
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Because somebody asked--
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Because somebody
must be jealous
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-of me coming back--
-You think I'm jealous?
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Girl, I've been on the show
for a [bleep] long time now.
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See, that's the thing,
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we talk mad [bleep]
about each other...
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[both] To each other.
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We never take it outside
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and that's the thing where,
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that's the big disconnect
with Angelina,
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is that she will take it
to other people.
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She went on TikTok
and did the same thing!
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Can I just talk for one minute?
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-Because that is why--
-No more TikToks.
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I will never go to a fan page
and talk about anything.
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If anything, I'd be like, "Yes,
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[bleep] Sam earned
and deserves that house."
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-[Mike] Yeah.
-[Justina] Right.
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Would you say that,
moving forward,
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no talking to fan pages about--
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Yeah, sure,
please no TikToks too.
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[Justina bangs gavel]
No more TikToks!
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Angelina, all you have to do
is understand this about Sam,
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and I learned this ten, fifteen
years ago, she's reactive.
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I'm actually not like that
anymore.
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I've grown up, I'm older,
but what I do do is--
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Oh, but I'm not, I know.
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I just, I'd rather her keep
my name out of her mouth.
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I don't know how many times
I have to beg her--
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But stop listening
to other people.
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Come to me
and ask me if I [bleep]--
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I did.
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Well, I told you about
the fan page immediately.
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[Justina bangs gavel] Okay,
next order of business.
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-[grunts]
-[Justina] Alright,
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the infamous toddler comment.
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Nicole, you have a toddler.
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How do Angelina's tantrums
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compare to the ones
you deal with at home?
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Oh my God, Angelo is crazy.
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You did a little of his kicks.
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[Angelina] What am I,
a wrestler? What the [bleep]?
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You, like, flew on the floor,
fell to your knees,
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-you, like, slammed the floor.
-I'm just over it.
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Yeah, can we delete this stuff?
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[Justina] So there are
some similarities?
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-I had a moment.
-She had a moment.
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She had a toddler moment.
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Ang, there was one thing
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that helped kill some tension
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this season, and it was you
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-ripping ass in the car.
-Thank God.
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-I'm gonna [bleep] my pants.
-I'm gonna [bleep] my pants.
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-[farts]
-[all] Ooh!
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-[horn music plays]
-I didn't mean that!
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Get me the [bleep] out of here!
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[Jenni] You're cut off.
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Is farting the solution
to ending family drama?
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-I wanna rip one right now.
-Angelina, please don't.
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-[Vinny] Please don't. Please.
-[Angelina] I'm about to.
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[Nicole] Vinny's
right behind you.
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So, ladies,
is the truce still on?
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If Angelina shows me
from here on out
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that she will stop
talking about me
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and stop throwing
my name out there, I'm good.
248
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I can definitely move forward.
249
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Can I say the same about you?
250
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I don't talk about you.
251
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But you do.
252
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[Justina bangs gavel] Alright,
253
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we're gonna end court here,
254
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while we're in
a semi good place.
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Court adjourned.
256
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But, there is one order
of business left.
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There was a lot of toddler
besmudgery this season,
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so in an effort
to restore their reputation,
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toddlers have asked us
to use the reunion
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as a platform to remind everyone
just how cute they can be.
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And we've got some baby pictures
from before the Shore.
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-Oh my God.
-[Justina] First up,
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-a very cute Situation.
-[Deena] Romeo.
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[all] Aww.
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[Sammi] Looks just like Romeo.
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So cute.
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Next, we have the sweetest
toddler you'll ever meet.
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-I have the same RBF.
-[Nicole] Chubby cheeks.
269
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Look at my resting bitch face,
even as a kid.
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[Justina] Before he was
stripping, he was crawling.
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[Justina] Before he was
stripping, he was crawling.
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[Sammi] What a little nugget.
273
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-Look at that pimp robe.
-So cute!
274
00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:08,074
Now this toddler
has always been an animal lover.
275
00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:09,675
[all] Aww. Angelina.
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00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:12,144
-[Deena] Aw, kitty cat.
-My grandma's bed.
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This toddler's first words
were, "Yeah, buddy!"
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[Angelina] He's still tan.
He was tan back then.
279
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-[Nicole] He looks like Lorenzo.
-I told you.
280
00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:20,653
-He does look like Lorenzo.
-They're twins.
281
00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:23,589
[Justina] This toddler
was rippin' cigs in her crib.
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Oh, I know this one.
283
00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:27,026
-[laughter]
-[Deena] Jenni!
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Welcome to the eighties, guys.
My dad.
285
00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,597
-[Deena] Terry.
-Your dad's hysterical.
286
00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:33,299
Here is meatball number one.
287
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,068
[all] Sissy!
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Party's here.
289
00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,439
And meatball number two.
290
00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:42,608
[all] Aww!
291
00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:46,012
See? All you need
is some cute baby pics
292
00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:47,513
to get everyone
in their feels.
293
00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:49,215
-Right?
-So cute.
294
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Coming up, was Arizona
the first and last time
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Deena lets the boys
plan a family vacation?
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Find out next.
297
00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:58,424
Can we have our wine now?
298
00:10:58,424 --> 00:10:59,492
[laughter]
299
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,060
Listen, call me
anything you want,
300
00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,062
-don't call me a toddler.
-You're a toddler, Vin.
301
00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:06,265
I felt bad for them, I was like,
"Let me just kiss one of them."
302
00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:09,235
I don't know
what to [bleep] say.
303
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:10,569
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
304
00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:13,406
-[Vinny] Oh, there he goes.
-[Jenni] There it is.
305
00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:15,274
[house music playing]
306
00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,545
[house music playing]
307
00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,050
Welcome back to
the Jersey Shore reunion.
308
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I'm Justina Valentine.
309
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:28,120
The roommates left Nashville,
but the hot chicken
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followed them to reunion.
311
00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:33,159
I've got more fan questions,
and if they wanna dodge,
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00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,595
they'll have to burn their mouth
on hot chicken.
313
00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:38,230
Alright, now Mike from Holmdel
314
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:40,199
has a question for Vinny.
315
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,534
[laughs]
316
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,503
It says, "Will you rock
the blinged-out denim jacket
317
00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:46,238
for the rest of the segment?"
318
00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:48,608
-No.
-[all] Ooh.
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00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,109
Guess I'm eating chicken, then.
320
00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:53,079
-[all] Wow.
-You're anti the bling, huh?
321
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:54,780
-Yeah.
-Good luck.
322
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,083
I like eating new things.
323
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,552
Enough about
my Friday night, you know?
324
00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:02,221
[Justina] Use a fork,
just because,
325
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,357
uh, we don't know
what you have on your hands.
326
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,626
No, wait,
you gotta take a big bite.
327
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,861
[Mike] Take it all.
328
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,664
Pretty hot. I mean, I eat
[bleep], this is nothing.
329
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:12,832
Oh my God.
330
00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:14,333
-That's true.
-So gross.
331
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,568
It's kinda hot though, damn.
332
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,336
This next question
comes from Dylan,
333
00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:18,437
who wants to know--
334
00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:20,306
Wow, this is kinda hot,
not gonna lie.
335
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,675
Deena, besides Angelina,
336
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:25,745
which Shoremate
behaves the most like a toddler?
337
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,347
-Ooh, Vinny.
-[Bleep] my life.
338
00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:29,815
Vinny Guadagnino!
339
00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:31,384
Listen, call me
anything you want,
340
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,552
-don't call me a toddler.
-You're a toddler, Vin!
341
00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:34,920
-Oh, [bleep]!
-I am moody.
342
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,355
You always want a boob
in your mouth?
343
00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:37,890
Yeah, I like breastfeeding.
344
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:40,259
We have some more spicy
questions around the corner,
345
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,828
but let's talk about
the trip to Tucson.
346
00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:46,098
After Nashville, everyone
was ready for a little R&R,
347
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:49,135
so the crew traded rhinestones
for worry stones
348
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:52,038
and primal released
all over the desert.
349
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:53,205
Take a look.
350
00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:55,107
-I am Thomaste.
-Thomaste.
351
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,243
-Can we do a breathing exercise?
-Of course.
352
00:12:57,243 --> 00:13:00,312
[screams]
353
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,181
[hoots]
354
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:04,283
Why the [bleep]
are we seeing a guru?
355
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,318
Did we just join a cult?
I'm sorry.
356
00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:07,586
Repeat after me:
357
00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:11,357
If I read it on Reddit,
forget it.
358
00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:13,526
Oh, damn.
359
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,261
[laughter]
360
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:16,462
Namaste, bitches.
361
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,298
[screaming]
362
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,437
[cawing]
363
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,474
[Justina] Now, Jenni,
you were getting cult vibes
364
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,575
from Thomaste, why?
365
00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:31,844
For sure,
there's so many documentaries
366
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:33,612
with, like, that's the lead-in.
367
00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:35,748
-They all look like him.
-They all look like him.
368
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,550
Next thing you know,
he's naked and you're like...
369
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,586
-"How did this happen?"
-Why do we always go there?
370
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,988
-[Justina] Wow.
-Mike, enough about prison.
371
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,757
Oh my God!
372
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,393
Delete!
373
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:49,228
-You're leaving him?
-That was good.
374
00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:52,798
Vinny, you all were able to
primal release with Thomaste.
375
00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:54,100
Did you find it helpful?
376
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,635
Yeah, I mean, I primal release
a couple times a day.
377
00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:59,138
-Um, so--
-With any help, or usually--
378
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:01,841
Usually by myself. But,
it was nice to do it as a group.
379
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,209
-[Justina] Yeah.
-Sick.
380
00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:04,477
-Disgusting.
-So amazing.
381
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,212
[Justina] Nicole,
you weren't there when everyone
382
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,880
was releasing their primal rage.
383
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,482
Do you wanna
give it a shot right now?
384
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,384
-Rowr!
-[trills]
385
00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:14,120
-What the hell was that?
-Wait, was that you?
386
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,489
-Are you in Star Wars?
-You ... Chewbacca?
387
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,791
-Chewbacca!
-How do you do that?
388
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:19,959
With the thing
at the back of your throat,
389
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:21,127
-it goes back and forth.
-Ooh.
390
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,928
-The hangy ball.
-[Vinny] Hey, yo!
391
00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:24,463
-That's the secret.
-[Bleep].
392
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:25,765
-You had me dying.
-Ew.
393
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,300
Well, Arizona was all about Zen,
394
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,636
but that didn't stop
the roommates from getting wild.
395
00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:34,140
When these party animals go out,
they nama-stay out.
396
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,141
Take a look.
397
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,609
[braying]
398
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,278
Our little miniature
Sicilian donkeys.
399
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,981
Damn, look at all that ass.
400
00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:45,151
It's like Jurassic-- ohh!
It took the cup!
401
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,252
[chirping]
402
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,653
Oh, [bleep]!
403
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:48,988
Oh, [bleep] that!
404
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:50,322
Help me. Help me!
405
00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:51,657
Oh my God, they [bleep]
on my head.
406
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,425
Is there any [bleep] in my hair?
407
00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:57,096
Tonight's the night we're gonna
take it back to our roots.
408
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,497
-[woman] Hi, Dee!
-Hello.
409
00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:00,966
-Blast in a glass, bitch!
-Denim, denim, denim.
410
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,735
Fist bump like this, Joey!
411
00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:07,540
[man] You look great, man.
412
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,475
Party's here!
413
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,944
[all cheering]
414
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,679
Yeah, buddy!
415
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:16,615
[techno music playing]
416
00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:19,218
Yeah!
417
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,687
We gotta get outta here.
We gotta get outta here.
418
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:22,988
What'd I do wrong?
419
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:25,658
-Oh!
-Oh my God!
420
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:26,959
That's funny.
421
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:29,028
Nicole, how did it feel
bringing back the poof?
422
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,496
So easy.
423
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,832
And sometimes I have to say,
like, I randomly just miss it,
424
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:35,401
and I'll put it up to be like,
"Can I still do it?"
425
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:37,236
And I still do it
in, like, two minutes.
426
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:38,404
You made it iconic.
427
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:39,705
-It's coming back.
-Yeah.
428
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:42,975
Jenni, which roommate's wardrobe
has improved the most
429
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:46,645
since 2009,
and who has improved the least?
430
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:49,849
Mine was a bit crazy, so mine
would probably improve
431
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,150
more on the most side.
432
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,751
[Nicole] Yeah, you dress
like a lawyer now.
433
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:54,587
-Like a sexy lawyer.
-Yeah, back then I was...
434
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,455
But you looked great
when you threw it back.
435
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,290
-I... I did.
-You did.
436
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,526
-That was great.
-Back then it was all tits.
437
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,127
I feel like we all upgraded.
438
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,430
We follow trends more, where
back then we would probably...
439
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,931
-I think we set the trends.
-[Mike] Yeah.
440
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,833
A lot of our trends
are coming back.
441
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:08,934
Yes.
442
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,870
-A lot of them.
-2000s is coming back.
443
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:13,172
Sammi, you were not
feeling the ostriches.
444
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:16,041
-This is how you do it--
-Oh [bleep]!
445
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,000
My God!
446
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:17,576
My God!
447
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:20,512
I love animals, but they,
actually, I was scared,
448
00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:23,182
because they were like gripping
everybody's cups in their hands.
449
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:24,350
-They're dinosaurs.
-Yeah.
450
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,517
They're literally dinosaurs.
451
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:27,419
I was a little scared of them
a little bit.
452
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,189
They were pretty feisty.
Did anyone actually get bit?
453
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:31,257
I think I did.
454
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,391
-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.
455
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:33,826
-I liked it.
-[Justina] You liked it.
456
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,227
-Yeah, yeah.
-Oh my goodness.
457
00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:36,929
[Justina] Ang, what was it
about the donkeys
458
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,330
that had you so obsessed?
459
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,299
I felt bad for them.
I got sick after that.
460
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:41,533
-[Justina] Did you really?
-[groans]
461
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,269
I got like a sore throat
after that. Literally.
462
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,004
-No joke.
-Who knows what that donkey had?
463
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,338
Who knows what she has?
464
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,842
-Oh!
-Oh, damn.
465
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,078
[Deena] Oh my goodness gracious!
466
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:56,482
Okay, well, coming up,
Angelina has a fiance,
467
00:16:56,482 --> 00:17:00,019
but it was her ex who
was lining up to donate sperm.
468
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,820
Is the wedding still on,
469
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,323
or is a disengagement
in the works?
470
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,325
Find out
when the reunion returns.
471
00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,227
[applause]
472
00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:12,698
He's telling me that I gotta
talk to him to talk to you?
473
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,067
Like, get the [bleep]
outta here.
474
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,536
So, Ang, do you still plan
on getting married?
475
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,874
[house music playing]
476
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,445
[house music playing]
477
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:30,717
Welcome back to the Jersey
Shore: Family Vacation reunion.
478
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,452
I'm your girl,
Justina Valentine.
479
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,554
This season
was filled with surprises,
480
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,989
starting with Mike's
mysterious announcement.
481
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:41,160
There were a lot of guesses,
but no one had tell-all memoir
482
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,528
on their bingo card.
483
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:43,696
Take a look.
484
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,201
[Mike] Today I'm about to reveal
a big secret
485
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,502
no one knows about,
486
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,004
and I'm throwing a party
for this big announcement.
487
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,041
Oh my God.
488
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:57,043
[all cheering]
489
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,778
This is my tell-all book.
490
00:17:58,778 --> 00:17:59,746
Oh, we're [bleep].
491
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,449
This is my story
about how I overcame addiction.
492
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:07,386
Not a day goes by to think
that I could've also
493
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:09,856
tragically passed
from the disease of addiction.
494
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,124
My wife saved me.
495
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:15,828
I document in detail
how I saved myself
496
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,698
from addiction,
so that if you know somebody
497
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,900
that is suffering
from the disease of addiction,
498
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,002
you can read my story.
499
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,704
-Well, we're so proud of you.
-[Mike] Thank you.
500
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,405
-To Mike.
-[Vinny] Yay!
501
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,474
Cheers to Mike. Reality Check.
502
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:29,776
To Reality Check!
503
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,710
Woohoo!
504
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,478
-Oh, look at that.
-Wow.
505
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,348
-[Deena] Oh my God, it's a cake.
-[Jenni] That's amazing.
506
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,116
Yeah, I'm gonna take
a page outta that book.
507
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,118
[laughter]
508
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:43,956
A fantastic read.
Really, Mike, congratulations.
509
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,892
-The book is amazing.
-Thank you.
510
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,727
How does it feel
to be a published author?
511
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:50,897
Uh, it's amazing,
I put many years, uh, into
512
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,332
actually writing the book.
It's my legacy,
513
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:56,169
and the response
has been overwhelming right now.
514
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,770
It's really so good,
congratulations.
515
00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:00,206
And everyone has someone
who's been affected by addiction
516
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,841
so you're touching
a lot of people's lives.
517
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,043
Now, Jenni, you and Mike
have always been close.
518
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:05,878
Were you aware
of how bad things got?
519
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,280
-[Mike] You were there.
-It was bad.
520
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,448
You're seeing one of
your best friends, just,
521
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:12,418
-you know, lose themselves.
-Mm-hmm.
522
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:17,023
And at the end I think
we were trying to save face
523
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,358
by pushing him away
524
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,227
because he was pushing us away,
525
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:23,563
because he didn't want us
to see him in that situation.
526
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,364
Yeah.
I was trying to hide it.
527
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:26,732
Yeah, we had no idea,
528
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,068
but reading the book I actually
got a better understanding
529
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,270
of his life, where he's at now.
530
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:34,106
It makes me actually feel like
I know Mike more now.
531
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,775
-Because of reading his book.
-[Justina] Yeah. No, absolutely.
532
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:36,943
-Congrats again.
-[Mike] Thank you.
533
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:39,345
And, uh, make sure you guys grab
a copy of that.
534
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,848
Okay, I wanna dive
into something else.
535
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:45,351
Big Boy was covered in poop,
and Peanut peed on the floor,
536
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:48,955
but Vinny 2.0 was the one
stuck in the doghouse.
537
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:52,358
His four-hour gym sessions
left Angelina wondering
538
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,894
if their relationship
would work out.
539
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:55,962
Take a look.
540
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:59,031
Vin has not been home in weeks.
541
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,434
Ang, this sounds like
red flag central.
542
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,336
-[Mike] Ang--
-I don't know what to do.
543
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,137
It's obvious it's over.
544
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:08,207
This engagement
is now a disengagement.
545
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:12,078
Ang, is Vinny 2.0
still in the house?
546
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:13,179
[Angelina on phone] Not really.
547
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:15,848
Ah! I told you, I told you!
548
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:18,484
-[Angelina whispers]
-Oh my God, Chris L. texted her.
549
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:20,119
He's like, "I love you,"
all these things.
550
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:23,322
And then he's like,
"Hey, if you wanna have a baby,
551
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,057
I don't mind
giving you my sperm."
552
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,193
-What?!
-[whispers] You're with Vinny.
553
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:30,529
I mean, yeah, but, I don't know.
554
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:31,898
Can he hear me?
555
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,166
Like, what are you doing?
556
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,168
Chris L. wants to make
a baby with her,
557
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,370
Vinny's still living there.
558
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,071
I don't think
I'm gonna get married again.
559
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:40,806
No?
560
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:42,642
No.
561
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,478
[Angelina] Even though
we've had our ups and downs,
562
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,447
right now Vinny and I
are at a decent place.
563
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,651
I just think
it's a pattern of chaos.
564
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,552
I'm starting to get worried
for her, you know.
565
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,588
[Angelina] Mike,
we're not doing this.
566
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,589
Show up to work.
567
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,291
And if you knew what she filmed
568
00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,258
behind your back,
569
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,160
you'd be
pretty [bleep] upset too.
570
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,262
If you knew what she filmed
behind your back,
571
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:07,033
you wouldn't be sitting there
with your smug face right now.
572
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:09,201
I don't got a [bleep] smug face.
573
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,636
Yeah, you do got
a [bleep] smug face.
574
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:12,238
I don't want you guys fighting.
575
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:14,273
Alright, [bleep] it, [bleep] it,
[bleep] it, [bleep] it.
576
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,075
-Let's go.
-Here we go, [indistinct].
577
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,176
-No, we're good.
-Alright.
578
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,544
So you guys are good now?
579
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:21,147
I got over it
and we went to therapy,
580
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:23,783
and people can go do
a [bleep] up thing and like--
581
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,484
-For sure.
-And then, like, get over it.
582
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:28,187
I'm hoping the girls
at this point can just accept
583
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:32,591
that Vinny and I are doing well,
and just accept it and move on.
584
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:36,062
So, Ang, in the beginning of
the season you confided in Mike
585
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:38,564
that you and Vinny 2.0
were having problems.
586
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:40,566
What exactly was going on
in the relationship?
587
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:45,705
Well, he wasn't coming home,
he was always working.
588
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:48,474
I think he was using work
as a way not to come
589
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:49,976
and, like, deal with our issues.
590
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,177
[Justina] Mm.
591
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:55,448
Mike, you came to the conclusion
that it was over between them.
592
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,550
Why were you so certain
that the engagement
593
00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,618
should become
a disengagement?
594
00:21:59,618 --> 00:22:03,456
She was at my house for hours,
and she just had,
595
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:06,792
you know, a laundry list,
a very long list of reasons
596
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:08,627
why things weren't working out.
597
00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:11,197
They weren't, you know,
sleeping together
598
00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,566
and they were having
money problems,
599
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,701
and there was problems
with his family.
600
00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:18,804
It just seemed to me
that it was an unhealthy,
601
00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:21,073
toxic relationship,
and as a friend,
602
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:22,000
it was my duty to tell her that.
603
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:22,408
it was my duty to tell her that.
604
00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:23,743
Mm-hmm.
605
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:26,712
Ang, how do you go from wanting
to break up with 2.0,
606
00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:29,215
to bringing him
on the family trip to Arizona?
607
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:33,386
We are in therapy
and I think it's helping.
608
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:35,187
I wanted him
to come on the trip
609
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,957
because everybody else
had their person with them.
610
00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:40,092
I just didn't know
where I was with everybody
611
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:42,228
and, like, I just need support.
612
00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:44,196
-I mean, it makes sense now.
-Yeah, what was that?
613
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,599
It makes sense now
why he was talking for you
614
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:48,067
-for the first two days.
-I mean--
615
00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:49,702
Oh my God, that infuriated me.
616
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:53,205
So now it made sense
why 2.0 was talking so much?
617
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:57,610
I feel like you were afraid
to come on the trip on your own,
618
00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:00,546
-and confront us on your own.
-Same.
619
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,882
Why did you feel like
you needed that, Ang?
620
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,917
I just needed a support system
at that point.
621
00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:10,122
But, Ang, can you see
how disrespectful that we feel
622
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:13,092
that that is to us as in
we've known you for 15 years,
623
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,194
and I wanna talk to you.
624
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,463
-And somebody I barely know...
-You can talk to me.
625
00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:19,465
[Mike] ...somebody that I
barely know, right?
626
00:23:19,465 --> 00:23:22,201
You've told me all these
not nice things about,
627
00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:24,103
and then he's telling me
that I gotta talk to him
628
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,204
to talk to you?
629
00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:27,239
I'd like to at least tell her
when, um,
630
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,075
she is out of the bathroom.
631
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,709
I mean, just tell her
maybe like this, like,
632
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:32,812
that's how he's gotta do it.
You know what I mean?
633
00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:34,814
Like, get the [bleep]
outta here.
634
00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:37,516
You look like you're breaking
a little sweat over there.
635
00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:39,118
And that leads me
to my next question.
636
00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:42,455
You almost got into
a Versace robe
637
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:44,957
-wrestling match with Vinny.
-[Mike] Yes, yes.
638
00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:47,193
[Justina] Um, why do you think
he wanted the smoke?
639
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:50,863
I don't know, I think that both
him and Ang were, obviously,
640
00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:52,331
they were on high alert.
641
00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:53,966
I'm... I'm a peer,
you know what I mean?
642
00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:56,368
So you can't disrespect me
and tell me
643
00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:57,770
you're not gonna come
out of the bathroom,
644
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,905
or I need to speak to you
through the door.
645
00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:01,907
And that infuriated me.
646
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:04,510
And then he's telling me
that I need to speak to him?
647
00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:07,613
Then he'll speak to you,
and get me the answer?
648
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,682
Like, get the [bleep]
outta here!
649
00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:10,950
But I came out of the bathroom.
650
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,351
Then you guys just kept going.
651
00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:13,752
So that's when
the problem happened.
652
00:24:13,752 --> 00:24:15,387
-What goes on?
-Oh my God.
653
00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:16,422
And then I finally sat you down,
654
00:24:16,422 --> 00:24:17,756
and I was like,
"What's the problem?"
655
00:24:17,756 --> 00:24:19,658
And she's like, "You and Jenni."
I was like...
656
00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:22,161
[Justina] Let's talk about
the robe though,
657
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:23,462
'cause if he wanted the smoke,
658
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,264
it was gonna go down
in the Versace robe.
659
00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:27,399
-Oh yeah, it was definitely--
-Yeah, and the slippers.
660
00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:29,268
Yeah, listen, I don't think
I had good traction
661
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:30,603
in the slippers,
662
00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:33,772
but BDS is benching
300 in the gym.
663
00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:35,174
You think you could take him?
664
00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:37,143
If you think your man
is stronger than me,
665
00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:39,645
and I don't think he is,
you could put him on a bench.
666
00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:41,480
-We'll have a simple contest.
-Goodness gracious.
667
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,982
[Mike] I guarantee
he won't beat me.
668
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,517
-Okay, let's do it.
-I'm telling you...
669
00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:46,285
This is a very
Staten Island fight right now.
670
00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:47,419
Yeah.
671
00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:49,688
...if he wanted
to get on the bench with me,
672
00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:51,490
he's just not gonna
be able to match.
673
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,726
[Justina] So, so, Ang,
are you still living together?
674
00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:55,861
-We are.
-Still plan on getting married?
675
00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,064
I don't plan
on getting married right now.
676
00:24:59,064 --> 00:24:59,999
[Justina] Okay.
677
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,634
I feel, um,
678
00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:03,202
it would be more
like a ceremony thing.
679
00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:05,237
Like, I don't want that paper
right now.
680
00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:06,505
[Justina] Okay.
681
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:07,973
At least she said
she's getting married.
682
00:25:07,973 --> 00:25:09,742
Because after
what I went through,
683
00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:11,877
I'm not saying, like...
684
00:25:11,877 --> 00:25:15,114
I just don't feel like
I wanna do that again.
685
00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:16,916
Well, I think that you two
need to just
686
00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:18,250
make sure you're good first.
687
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,819
I think I'd be like this
with everyone.
688
00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:23,622
Like, especially, like,
after what I've been through.
689
00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:26,392
No, I mean, listen,
at the end of the day,
690
00:25:26,392 --> 00:25:29,495
we kind of like when Angelina
is, like, positive and happy.
691
00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:30,963
We just want her to be happy.
692
00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:33,065
[Justina] That's nice. I think
we all want that for you.
693
00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:34,500
Thank you.
694
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,402
Coming up, more fan questions
are on the way,
695
00:25:36,402 --> 00:25:39,738
plus, Angelina
played with Mike's joystick.
696
00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:43,309
What other secrets have
the Jersey family been hiding?
697
00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:44,743
We find out next.
698
00:25:49,615 --> 00:25:52,051
But I get 'em done,
like, every three months.
699
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,352
Enough about your tits.
700
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,589
We were all, like,
making out with each other.
701
00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:58,791
I was, like, tonguing
Deena and Nicole.
702
00:25:58,791 --> 00:25:59,825
It's true.
703
00:25:59,825 --> 00:26:01,026
I felt [bleep], though.
704
00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:02,361
Wait, wait, wait.
705
00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:04,763
I think he was ejaculating,
like, I don't know.
706
00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:06,799
I think we should respect
his wife, Lauren, and not...
707
00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:08,934
-Oh!
-There he goes, there he goes.
708
00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:12,204
[house music playing]
709
00:26:17,811 --> 00:26:20,814
[house music playing]
710
00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:26,820
Welcome back
to the Jersey Shore reunion.
711
00:26:27,287 --> 00:26:29,823
Angelina had her back-and-forth
with Sammi this season,
712
00:26:29,823 --> 00:26:32,359
but her and Jenni
were better than ever.
713
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:36,429
So much so that Jenni
even shaved Angelina's pussy...
714
00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:37,530
...cat.
715
00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:38,865
Take a look.
716
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,502
Big Boy is the cutest cat ever,
717
00:26:42,502 --> 00:26:45,972
but he's always
got [bleep] in his ass, though.
718
00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:46,940
[meows]
719
00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:48,241
[Jenni] Oh, my God.
720
00:26:48,241 --> 00:26:49,576
Angelina!
721
00:26:49,576 --> 00:26:51,645
You gotta
mother [bleep] buzz his ass.
722
00:26:51,645 --> 00:26:53,013
I had to take over.
723
00:26:53,013 --> 00:26:55,115
-I'm gonna throw up.
-Alright, don't throw up.
724
00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:56,650
[Sammi] Oh, Jenni,
you're a good friend.
725
00:26:56,650 --> 00:26:58,318
-[meows]
-I'm gonna throw up.
726
00:26:58,318 --> 00:26:59,319
-[Angelina] No!
-[Jenni] Sam!
727
00:26:59,319 --> 00:27:00,453
Don't you [bleep] ...
728
00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:01,788
I want nothing to do with this.
729
00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:03,456
[Angelina] Good boy, Big Boy!
730
00:27:04,057 --> 00:27:05,425
My God, there's mad [bleep].
731
00:27:05,425 --> 00:27:07,394
-[Jenni] I got it.
-[Angelina] You got it?
732
00:27:07,394 --> 00:27:09,796
You gotta wipe his ass [bleep]
though, with a baby wipe.
733
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:11,698
Well, I was hungry, so...
734
00:27:11,698 --> 00:27:13,833
[Angelina] Well, now you're not
hungry anymore, probably.
735
00:27:14,868 --> 00:27:16,603
Well, thank you, Jenni,
for that.
736
00:27:16,603 --> 00:27:19,606
So, Ang,
Jenni knew firsthand how painful
737
00:27:19,606 --> 00:27:21,775
the surgery and recovery was,
738
00:27:21,775 --> 00:27:23,209
so, how much did it mean to you
739
00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:25,578
that her and Sammi
stopped by to see you?
740
00:27:25,578 --> 00:27:26,980
That was amazing.
741
00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:29,883
It really, like,
I love that they came over
742
00:27:29,883 --> 00:27:30,950
because I needed that.
743
00:27:31,518 --> 00:27:33,086
[Justina] You showed up
with snacks
744
00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:34,721
and ended up
cleaning Big Boy's ass [bleep].
745
00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:35,989
I love that.
746
00:27:35,989 --> 00:27:37,757
I guess that's
what friends are for.
747
00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:39,259
I have to tell you,
Big Boy loves you.
748
00:27:39,259 --> 00:27:41,828
I'm so thankful I don't have
to clean ass anymore.
749
00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:44,164
-He's so--
-I'm good with animals, too.
750
00:27:44,164 --> 00:27:45,632
But enough
about my Friday night.
751
00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:48,034
-Okay.
-[Nicole] Oh my God.
752
00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:49,803
-[Angelina] She did amazing.
-[Justina] She did.
753
00:27:49,803 --> 00:27:52,939
Angelina, Big Boy's got poop
stuck in his butt hole,
754
00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:54,774
Peanut's pooping on the rug.
755
00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:58,278
Do you naturally gravitate
to animals with IBS?
756
00:27:58,278 --> 00:27:59,813
-What's the deal?
-Dude, really.
757
00:27:59,813 --> 00:28:01,781
It's like, my life,
it's everywhere,
758
00:28:01,781 --> 00:28:03,316
-all over my house.
-It's a [bleep] show.
759
00:28:03,316 --> 00:28:05,485
But you have to, like,
with long-hair Himalayans,
760
00:28:05,485 --> 00:28:07,320
you have to constantly
get them groomed.
761
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,522
Well, I did it one time.
But, like after--
762
00:28:09,522 --> 00:28:11,658
But I get 'em done, like,
every three months.
763
00:28:11,658 --> 00:28:12,959
It's been almost a year.
764
00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:14,894
But enough about your tits.
765
00:28:15,895 --> 00:28:17,230
Oh my God.
766
00:28:17,230 --> 00:28:18,965
[Justina] Vin, you got
a lot of energy.
767
00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:20,533
-I love when he's like this.
-Go to bed.
768
00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:21,968
I can't handle this.
769
00:28:21,968 --> 00:28:24,437
[Justina] Alright, well, we have
more Vinny jokes coming up,
770
00:28:24,437 --> 00:28:28,975
but first, family secrets
don't stay secret forever,
771
00:28:28,975 --> 00:28:30,810
and 15 years later,
772
00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:33,646
the juiciest hookups
from Shore days past
773
00:28:33,646 --> 00:28:34,914
were finally revealed.
774
00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:36,616
-Take a look.
-No.
775
00:28:36,616 --> 00:28:41,321
It has been revealed that Mike
and Angelina went on four dates.
776
00:28:41,321 --> 00:28:42,622
Are you kidding?
777
00:28:42,622 --> 00:28:43,823
Oh my God.
778
00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:46,693
We're finding this out
15 [bleep] years later?
779
00:28:46,693 --> 00:28:49,329
What happened on your last date
that made it fizzle?
780
00:28:49,329 --> 00:28:51,264
Because I wouldn't [bleep]
on your [record scratch].
781
00:28:51,264 --> 00:28:52,532
[all] Oh!
782
00:28:52,532 --> 00:28:53,833
[Jenni] Anybody else?
783
00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:56,336
Anyone else have sexuals here
that we don't know of?
784
00:28:56,336 --> 00:28:58,938
Yes to Deena, yes to Nicole,
785
00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:01,808
yes to Angelina, yes to Sammi,
786
00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:04,544
and Jenni was like a smooch,
it wasn't really a make-out.
787
00:29:04,544 --> 00:29:05,678
-[all yell]
-It was a smooch.
788
00:29:05,678 --> 00:29:08,281
We're all [bleep] disgusting.
God dammit.
789
00:29:08,281 --> 00:29:10,283
Wow, Mike used to date Sammi.
790
00:29:10,283 --> 00:29:11,885
[Vinny] Oh my God, bro.
791
00:29:12,485 --> 00:29:14,220
Oh my God.
792
00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:15,355
You kiss everyone!
793
00:29:15,355 --> 00:29:16,589
You know what else?
794
00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:19,492
On TikTok it says
Jenni Romney now.
795
00:29:19,492 --> 00:29:22,295
I... No, I swear on my dead
grandmother, not my type.
796
00:29:22,295 --> 00:29:24,164
Wait, you hooked up with Mike?
797
00:29:24,697 --> 00:29:26,132
Did you ever hook up with Vinny?
798
00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:27,000
No.
799
00:29:27,467 --> 00:29:28,368
What?
800
00:29:28,368 --> 00:29:32,138
-[all screaming]
-No, I didn't.
801
00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:34,107
[Bleep] face said it all.
802
00:29:34,107 --> 00:29:35,475
-No!
-You just made out?
803
00:29:35,475 --> 00:29:36,943
I'm about to break out
the boards
804
00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:39,479
because everybody
hooked up with everybody.
805
00:29:39,479 --> 00:29:40,847
-Fine!
-[record scratches]
806
00:29:40,847 --> 00:29:43,616
[all yelling]
807
00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:47,387
It was... it was...
a long time ago.
808
00:29:47,387 --> 00:29:48,488
Oh my God!
809
00:29:48,488 --> 00:29:50,590
Oh my God.
810
00:29:50,590 --> 00:29:51,724
I'm leaving!
811
00:29:51,724 --> 00:29:53,393
Oh my God.
812
00:29:53,393 --> 00:29:54,828
Peace out!
813
00:29:54,828 --> 00:29:57,697
Angelina decided not to [bleep]
Mike's [bleep].
814
00:29:57,697 --> 00:29:59,098
But she did grab
the joystick though.
815
00:29:59,098 --> 00:30:00,366
I did.
816
00:30:00,366 --> 00:30:02,402
I grabbed on your--
I wanted to see how big it was.
817
00:30:02,402 --> 00:30:04,003
Hold on!
818
00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:05,772
Hold on!
819
00:30:05,772 --> 00:30:07,073
She gave him an HJ.
820
00:30:07,073 --> 00:30:08,441
-[Angelina] Yes.
-Pretty much.
821
00:30:08,441 --> 00:30:10,210
-You gave him a handy?
-Like, over the pants.
822
00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:11,911
-She gave him an HJ.
-[exclaiming in Italian]
823
00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:13,246
Oh my God.
824
00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:16,115
The stuff you learn on National
Jersey Shore Day Eve.
825
00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:18,518
-You guys are funny.
-It was like a touchy.
826
00:30:18,518 --> 00:30:20,587
Talk about keeping it
in the family.
827
00:30:20,587 --> 00:30:21,988
Well, last reunion,
828
00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:25,124
we learned that Angelina
and Mike had dated,
829
00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:27,894
but apparently, they weren't
the only secret hookup,
830
00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:30,563
so, uh, Vinny and Deena
had a moment?
831
00:30:30,563 --> 00:30:32,465
It was just a stupid,
like, make-out...
832
00:30:32,465 --> 00:30:34,334
To be honest,
I really don't remember this.
833
00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:35,768
We were both so drunk.
834
00:30:35,768 --> 00:30:37,971
-Like, before Italy.
-Vinny was a good time.
835
00:30:37,971 --> 00:30:40,039
-Vinny was fun.
-I don't think it was on camera.
836
00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:41,474
No, it was not on camera.
837
00:30:41,474 --> 00:30:42,742
Got you. Okay.
838
00:30:42,742 --> 00:30:44,611
No, it was like
a club appearance.
839
00:30:44,611 --> 00:30:46,479
If there's no footage,
it didn't happen.
840
00:30:46,479 --> 00:30:49,449
I feel like back in the day,
like before Italy,
841
00:30:49,449 --> 00:30:51,851
like when we were all
single and disgusting.
842
00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:53,052
We all hooked up
with each other.
843
00:30:53,052 --> 00:30:54,888
We were all, like,
making out with each other,
844
00:30:54,888 --> 00:30:56,956
but like, me and Pauly made out,
845
00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:58,224
the cameras
never got it in Miami,
846
00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:59,559
and we were like,
"Oh, we made out,"
847
00:30:59,559 --> 00:31:01,961
and then we just went on
dancing with other people.
848
00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:02,962
-Right.
-So that was--
849
00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:04,697
We were just, like,
dirty like that.
850
00:31:04,697 --> 00:31:06,366
We were just like,
"Oh, let's make out!"
851
00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:08,701
Mike and I purposely kissed
852
00:31:08,701 --> 00:31:10,470
'cause the cameras
weren't on us,
853
00:31:10,470 --> 00:31:11,905
-just to like...
-You did?
854
00:31:11,905 --> 00:31:13,973
...[bleep] with the cameras
in F-Cove.
855
00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:15,875
-When did that go down?
-That was, uh,
856
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,000
first season, at F-Cove,
857
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:17,510
first season, at F-Cove,
858
00:31:17,510 --> 00:31:20,947
and the cameras
weren't on, um, us.
859
00:31:20,947 --> 00:31:23,816
And we literally
just kinda kissed on the lips
860
00:31:23,816 --> 00:31:24,951
and we looked at each other.
861
00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:26,152
-Was there tongue?
-No.
862
00:31:26,152 --> 00:31:27,687
It was like a nice smooch.
863
00:31:27,687 --> 00:31:29,222
But there was no tongue, yeah.
864
00:31:29,222 --> 00:31:30,690
But the cameras tried so hard
865
00:31:30,690 --> 00:31:32,225
-to catch it on another boat.
-And they missed it.
866
00:31:32,225 --> 00:31:34,127
We just started
bursting out laughing.
867
00:31:34,127 --> 00:31:35,862
-[Mike] Yeah.
-It was our "haha" moment.
868
00:31:35,862 --> 00:31:38,564
We would all hook up
with each other all the time.
869
00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:39,866
Yup. We are disgusting.
870
00:31:39,866 --> 00:31:41,501
And we just never
really said anything,
871
00:31:41,501 --> 00:31:44,470
'cause I guess
there was no tongue so, like,
872
00:31:44,470 --> 00:31:46,472
I can't even believe
I said that, but, you know...
873
00:31:46,472 --> 00:31:47,807
No tongue doesn't even count.
874
00:31:47,807 --> 00:31:49,208
[Jenni] It was literally
a smooch.
875
00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:51,244
Yeah, it was like a smooch.
Yeah, you know.
876
00:31:51,244 --> 00:31:53,913
I was, like, tonguing
Deena and Nicole.
877
00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:57,250
-Making out on the bar, oh God.
-It's true.
878
00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:58,751
[Justina] It was
the good old days.
879
00:31:58,751 --> 00:32:01,054
Vinny, how come
you never made a move on Jenni?
880
00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:02,322
I mean, like, you know,
881
00:32:02,322 --> 00:32:03,890
Jenni's always been
like an older sister.
882
00:32:03,890 --> 00:32:05,792
Remember that first season,
when she came
883
00:32:05,792 --> 00:32:07,293
and I was gonna share
a room with her,
884
00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:08,795
and I ran and changed my bags.
885
00:32:08,795 --> 00:32:10,763
[Vinny] I think
that's definitely a girl.
886
00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:14,300
He ran downstairs.
887
00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:17,603
So, I moved the bags
into the bed that's isolated
888
00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,639
because I knew I wouldn't sleep
in the room with her.
889
00:32:19,639 --> 00:32:21,107
She just looks, like,
scary to me.
890
00:32:22,475 --> 00:32:23,843
-You know?
-Thanks, Vin.
891
00:32:23,843 --> 00:32:25,178
I feel like she's gonna kiss me
892
00:32:25,178 --> 00:32:26,579
and then just, like, punch me.
893
00:32:26,579 --> 00:32:28,348
Yeah, she's hot and scary,
like she said,
894
00:32:28,348 --> 00:32:29,716
she might rip your head off,
you never know.
895
00:32:29,716 --> 00:32:31,117
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
896
00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:32,919
[Jenni] I am like
a praying mantis.
897
00:32:32,919 --> 00:32:35,722
After I have sex with a guy,
I will rip their heads off.
898
00:32:36,756 --> 00:32:38,758
-Now he's into that stuff.
-Yeah, no.
899
00:32:38,758 --> 00:32:40,626
-Now he's into it.
-No, I like a submissive woman.
900
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,328
Oh my God.
901
00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:43,663
My [bleep] ass [bleep].
902
00:32:43,663 --> 00:32:46,866
[Justina] Ang, we learned
you handled Mike's joystick,
903
00:32:46,866 --> 00:32:50,336
but you wouldn't give him
the Gluck-Gluck 3000.
904
00:32:50,336 --> 00:32:53,539
What made you realize you didn't
wanna take things further?
905
00:32:54,207 --> 00:32:54,941
Down your throat.
906
00:32:56,709 --> 00:32:58,111
Vin, that was good.
907
00:32:58,111 --> 00:32:59,412
I don't know
what to [bleep] say.
908
00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:00,413
Um, okay.
909
00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:01,714
I touched your dick
over your pants,
910
00:33:01,714 --> 00:33:02,582
I don't know.
911
00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:06,819
So, it wasn't under the pants,
so it wasn't exactly an HJ.
912
00:33:06,819 --> 00:33:10,156
It was not an HJ,
it wasn't a BJ.
913
00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:11,491
It certainly wasn't a blumpkin.
914
00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:12,625
I felt [bleep], though.
915
00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:15,661
-What'd you say?
-Wait, wait, what'd she say?
916
00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:17,263
She said she felt [bleep].
917
00:33:17,263 --> 00:33:19,565
[Justina] Wait, who was [bleep],
you or him?
918
00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:21,901
[Vinny] He was [bleep]?
What the [bleep]?
919
00:33:22,635 --> 00:33:24,137
[Angelina] I think he was
ejaculating, I don't know--
920
00:33:24,137 --> 00:33:26,139
-Okay, okay. That's not nice.
-He ejaculated.
921
00:33:26,139 --> 00:33:28,241
I think we should respect
his wife, Lauren, and not...
922
00:33:28,775 --> 00:33:30,243
[woman] There he goes.
923
00:33:30,243 --> 00:33:32,111
It was back in the day,
Mike, you asshole.
924
00:33:32,111 --> 00:33:34,047
Oh my God,
no one can take a joke.
925
00:33:35,815 --> 00:33:38,484
That's the type of guy
that likes to get choked out.
926
00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:39,752
[Jenni] Oh my God.
927
00:33:39,752 --> 00:33:40,887
Oh my God.
928
00:33:41,654 --> 00:33:44,490
I think that you guys
should reenact the iconic
929
00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:47,360
"Where's the Beach?" scene
and give it a Western twist.
930
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,829
-Where's my sheriffs' hat?
-Calm down, Snookers.
931
00:33:51,497 --> 00:33:52,498
[house music playing]
932
00:33:55,002 --> 00:33:56,904
[house music playing]
933
00:33:57,738 --> 00:34:01,408
[Justina] Ang, we learned
you handled Mike's joystick.
934
00:34:01,408 --> 00:34:05,012
-Wait, wait, wait, what she say?
-I think he was ejaculating.
935
00:34:05,012 --> 00:34:08,015
I think we should respect
his wife, Lauren, and not...
936
00:34:08,015 --> 00:34:09,817
Oh, there he goes.
937
00:34:09,817 --> 00:34:11,518
It was back in the day,
Mike, you asshole.
938
00:34:12,219 --> 00:34:15,222
I'm [bleep] around,
just come back, just stop.
939
00:34:15,889 --> 00:34:17,825
Oh my God,
no one can take a joke.
940
00:34:18,992 --> 00:34:20,928
I didn't know if he was
going to get a tendie
941
00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:22,229
or he was taking off.
942
00:34:22,229 --> 00:34:23,497
[Mike] Ang, that's messy.
943
00:34:23,497 --> 00:34:25,499
I got trauma
listening to that [bleep].
944
00:34:25,499 --> 00:34:26,733
I was kidding.
945
00:34:28,202 --> 00:34:30,204
Okay, moving on, moving on.
946
00:34:30,204 --> 00:34:31,672
Alright,
let's get back on track.
947
00:34:31,672 --> 00:34:34,741
Another baby
meant another gender reveal.
948
00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:38,779
But how could Mike top a skydive
and prevent the third reveal
949
00:34:38,779 --> 00:34:41,215
from becoming
The Godfather III?
950
00:34:41,215 --> 00:34:42,382
Take a look.
951
00:34:44,518 --> 00:34:45,419
'Sup, pussies.
952
00:34:45,419 --> 00:34:47,821
[all] Oh my God.
953
00:34:47,821 --> 00:34:49,056
Where's my honeys?
954
00:34:49,056 --> 00:34:50,490
I want this guy.
955
00:34:50,490 --> 00:34:52,926
[exaggerated fight
sound effects]
956
00:34:55,963 --> 00:34:57,965
[cheering]
957
00:34:57,965 --> 00:34:59,800
[man] Get him, Mike!
Get him, Mike!
958
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,768
[all laughing]
959
00:35:01,768 --> 00:35:04,104
[all screaming]
960
00:35:05,105 --> 00:35:06,740
Oh my God!
961
00:35:06,740 --> 00:35:08,775
-Where's my honeys?
-There she is!
962
00:35:09,376 --> 00:35:10,644
You want her?
963
00:35:10,644 --> 00:35:12,145
Come get her.
964
00:35:12,145 --> 00:35:14,281
-[man] Take that boy out!
-[woman] Come on!
965
00:35:14,281 --> 00:35:15,282
[man] Yeah!
966
00:35:15,282 --> 00:35:16,717
[all] Oh!
967
00:35:16,717 --> 00:35:19,052
Honey, we have
one last thing to do.
968
00:35:19,052 --> 00:35:20,020
It's happening.
969
00:35:20,888 --> 00:35:22,823
Find out the gender of our baby.
970
00:35:22,823 --> 00:35:24,858
[all cheering]
971
00:35:24,858 --> 00:35:26,827
Now is the moment of truth.
972
00:35:26,827 --> 00:35:27,961
Alright, honey, I love you.
973
00:35:27,961 --> 00:35:28,996
-I love you.
-Let's do it.
974
00:35:28,996 --> 00:35:30,430
-Hey, party for Mike.
-I love love!
975
00:35:30,430 --> 00:35:32,132
-Go!
-[explosion]
976
00:35:32,132 --> 00:35:33,967
[all cheering]
977
00:35:35,002 --> 00:35:38,071
[Vinny] I knew it! I knew it!
978
00:35:38,071 --> 00:35:40,240
I could just cry right now.
Me and my honeys.
979
00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:42,776
[chuckles, sniffles]
980
00:35:44,912 --> 00:35:48,315
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
981
00:35:48,315 --> 00:35:50,851
[all exclaiming]
982
00:35:51,785 --> 00:35:52,953
That was great.
983
00:35:52,953 --> 00:35:54,187
We felt like
we were in Westworld.
984
00:35:54,187 --> 00:35:56,590
-Yeah, it was lots of fun.
-And the boys killed it.
985
00:35:56,590 --> 00:35:58,358
-They were so good.
-It was phenomenal.
986
00:35:58,358 --> 00:35:59,960
-It looked really good.
-It was so good.
987
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,094
[Justina] Ang,
you were stunned.
988
00:36:01,094 --> 00:36:02,529
What did you think
about the boys' acting?
989
00:36:02,529 --> 00:36:04,197
-I loved it.
-Ang put on a show herself.
990
00:36:04,197 --> 00:36:07,234
I [bleep]... I hit a guy
on the head with a bottle.
991
00:36:07,234 --> 00:36:08,268
Ah!
992
00:36:08,268 --> 00:36:09,403
[Angelina] He loved it though.
993
00:36:09,403 --> 00:36:11,238
-I can't!
-[laughter]
994
00:36:11,238 --> 00:36:14,141
Mike, last time, you already
knew the baby's gender
995
00:36:14,141 --> 00:36:16,343
and did the reveal
for your roommates.
996
00:36:16,343 --> 00:36:17,544
Did you know this time,
or were you...?
997
00:36:17,544 --> 00:36:18,679
No, I didn't know.
998
00:36:18,679 --> 00:36:20,314
-You were surprised?
-Yeah.
999
00:36:20,314 --> 00:36:21,748
-[Justina] Wow.
-Very much so.
1000
00:36:21,748 --> 00:36:23,417
-Yes.
-[Justina] That's awesome.
1001
00:36:23,417 --> 00:36:24,584
Yes, I was.
1002
00:36:24,584 --> 00:36:26,486
Aw, one boy and two girls, wow.
1003
00:36:26,486 --> 00:36:27,854
-Yeah.
-You gonna have more?
1004
00:36:27,854 --> 00:36:29,523
Big Daddy Sitch of three.
1005
00:36:29,523 --> 00:36:31,959
Um, I was actually talking
to my wife the other day.
1006
00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:34,294
I'm like, "Listen,
we're figuring out three,"
1007
00:36:34,294 --> 00:36:37,564
um, and it's tough.
It is, three under three.
1008
00:36:37,564 --> 00:36:40,801
But it's not to the point
where I'm gonna say no to four.
1009
00:36:41,368 --> 00:36:42,669
-You're gonna have four.
-Poor Lauren.
1010
00:36:42,669 --> 00:36:43,971
-Oh my goodness.
-Four it is!
1011
00:36:43,971 --> 00:36:45,138
She needs a break.
1012
00:36:45,138 --> 00:36:46,340
Godspeed.
1013
00:36:46,340 --> 00:36:48,008
Listen, she's getting the break.
1014
00:36:48,008 --> 00:36:50,077
I'm just saying, like,
some people are like,
1015
00:36:50,077 --> 00:36:51,778
"Oh my God, I'm at three,
and I can't...
1016
00:36:51,778 --> 00:36:53,380
I'm definitely not
going to four."
1017
00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:55,282
-I'm not there yet.
-Right, yeah.
1018
00:36:55,282 --> 00:36:57,050
Angelina, when you going
for your first?
1019
00:36:57,050 --> 00:37:00,220
Soon. I think I'm gonna
do something soon.
1020
00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:01,388
[Justina] Wow.
1021
00:37:01,388 --> 00:37:04,324
Mike, since you are
the Versace don...
1022
00:37:04,324 --> 00:37:05,625
Aw.
1023
00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:08,061
We wanted your baby girl
to match you.
1024
00:37:08,061 --> 00:37:09,296
[Mike] Okay.
1025
00:37:09,296 --> 00:37:12,299
Something for the new baby
so she can match Daddy.
1026
00:37:12,299 --> 00:37:14,801
-Ooh.
-Ooh, I have a feeling.
1027
00:37:14,801 --> 00:37:17,070
-Oh my God, I see it, I see it.
-[Nicole] What is it?
1028
00:37:18,005 --> 00:37:18,905
What is it?
1029
00:37:18,905 --> 00:37:22,676
[all] Oh my God.
1030
00:37:22,676 --> 00:37:24,044
-A Versace onesie.
-How stinking cute.
1031
00:37:24,044 --> 00:37:25,912
[Nicole] Your baby's
richer than you.
1032
00:37:25,912 --> 00:37:28,482
[Justina] She's gonna be
just like the Versace don.
1033
00:37:28,482 --> 00:37:31,118
I don't remember getting this
for all my kids.
1034
00:37:31,118 --> 00:37:33,854
Where the hell's
Mommy's presents? What the hell?
1035
00:37:33,854 --> 00:37:34,955
You're welcome.
1036
00:37:35,489 --> 00:37:39,526
The Western-style gender reveal
was so cinematic and so epic,
1037
00:37:39,526 --> 00:37:41,395
I think it deserves a sequel.
1038
00:37:41,395 --> 00:37:43,196
Roommates, I had an idea,
1039
00:37:43,196 --> 00:37:46,033
and I think that you guys
should reenact the iconic
1040
00:37:46,033 --> 00:37:49,336
"Where's the Beach?" scene
and give it a Western twist.
1041
00:37:49,336 --> 00:37:52,372
Let's take a look back
at the legendary moment
1042
00:37:52,372 --> 00:37:53,473
from Season Two.
1043
00:37:53,473 --> 00:37:55,509
Where's the beach?!
1044
00:37:55,509 --> 00:37:56,676
Right there.
1045
00:37:56,676 --> 00:37:58,078
Where else would it be?
1046
00:37:58,078 --> 00:38:00,080
[Nicole] Oh my God, I wanna go
on the beach so bad.
1047
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,715
I'm a [bleep] good person.
1048
00:38:02,582 --> 00:38:04,785
Roommates, are you guys down
to reenact that scene?
1049
00:38:04,785 --> 00:38:06,153
[both] Yeehaw!
1050
00:38:06,153 --> 00:38:08,922
[Justina] Alright,
we have scripts for everyone.
1051
00:38:08,922 --> 00:38:12,959
Nicole, you will be reprising
your role as Drunk Tumbleweed.
1052
00:38:12,959 --> 00:38:14,528
Oh my God, Drunk Tumbleweed.
1053
00:38:14,528 --> 00:38:17,164
Deena and Jenni, you will also
be reprising your roles
1054
00:38:17,164 --> 00:38:19,266
as Sauced Sidekicks.
1055
00:38:19,266 --> 00:38:20,333
Stop.
1056
00:38:21,368 --> 00:38:23,303
Next, we have Vinny,
1057
00:38:23,303 --> 00:38:25,806
you're playing
Wise Boardwalk Grandpa.
1058
00:38:25,806 --> 00:38:29,109
Alright, Mike, you'll be
Seaside Rent-a-Sheriff,
1059
00:38:30,277 --> 00:38:34,047
and Sammi, you'll be playing
Befuddled Beachgoer Number One.
1060
00:38:35,882 --> 00:38:36,883
Thank you.
1061
00:38:36,883 --> 00:38:39,619
And Ang,
you'll be playing a deputy.
1062
00:38:39,619 --> 00:38:41,021
-Deputy Dewey.
-Alright, let's do it.
1063
00:38:41,021 --> 00:38:44,091
[Justina] Alright. Alright,
guys, the props are over there,
1064
00:38:44,091 --> 00:38:46,093
you can start
getting into character,
1065
00:38:46,093 --> 00:38:47,260
and when we come back,
1066
00:38:47,260 --> 00:38:50,397
the Jersey Shore
Spaghetti Western premieres.
1067
00:38:50,397 --> 00:38:52,933
-[honky-tonk music playing]
-Calm down, Snookers!
1068
00:38:52,933 --> 00:38:54,000
[all talking]
1069
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,770
[all talking]
1070
00:38:56,770 --> 00:38:57,971
Can I take this home?
1071
00:38:58,939 --> 00:38:59,940
[house music playing]
1072
00:39:02,410 --> 00:39:04,912
[house music playing]
1073
00:39:05,446 --> 00:39:08,115
[in Western accent] Howdy,
this here's the Jersey Shore:
1074
00:39:08,115 --> 00:39:09,984
Family Vacation reunion.
1075
00:39:09,984 --> 00:39:13,020
We're fixin' to close down
the show with a reenactment
1076
00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:16,157
of the Jersey Shore moment
we'll never forget.
1077
00:39:16,157 --> 00:39:19,594
And now, I present
"Where's the Beach?"
1078
00:39:19,594 --> 00:39:21,062
[beeping]
1079
00:39:22,163 --> 00:39:24,131
[strains of harmonica]
1080
00:39:24,799 --> 00:39:28,202
Where in tarnation
is that dang beach?
1081
00:39:28,202 --> 00:39:33,374
[echoing] Where in tarnation
is that dang beach?
1082
00:39:33,374 --> 00:39:37,044
Calm down, Snookers,
you're gonna draw attention.
1083
00:39:37,044 --> 00:39:39,914
That little lady reeks
of whisky and pickles.
1084
00:39:39,914 --> 00:39:42,083
I can smell her
from over yonder.
1085
00:39:42,083 --> 00:39:45,119
I just wanna let loose
and have a hootenanny.
1086
00:39:45,119 --> 00:39:46,587
Where's the beach?
1087
00:39:47,622 --> 00:39:49,257
-[hawks and spits]
-[spittoon clangs]
1088
00:39:49,257 --> 00:39:50,491
It's right there.
1089
00:39:51,025 --> 00:39:55,329
Ain't no need to get yourself
locked up over this tomfoolery.
1090
00:39:55,329 --> 00:39:57,231
I just wanna have a dang blast!
1091
00:39:57,231 --> 00:39:58,566
[horse whinnies]
1092
00:39:58,566 --> 00:40:00,968
Put your hands where I
can see 'em, little lady.
1093
00:40:02,837 --> 00:40:04,839
Oh my-- [blows raspberry]
1094
00:40:05,706 --> 00:40:07,308
Keep still, keep still, child.
1095
00:40:07,308 --> 00:40:09,977
-Keep still, child.
-Get off me, I'm a good person!
1096
00:40:09,977 --> 00:40:11,646
You got yourself a marlin.
1097
00:40:11,646 --> 00:40:13,414
Back off, ya hear?
Back off!
1098
00:40:13,414 --> 00:40:15,683
She done lost her screws.
1099
00:40:15,683 --> 00:40:16,817
Hold up, partner.
1100
00:40:16,817 --> 00:40:18,185
Where's she headed?
1101
00:40:18,185 --> 00:40:20,321
This is here, the-- wait,
[bleep], I [bleep] up.
1102
00:40:20,321 --> 00:40:21,455
[horse whinnies]
1103
00:40:21,455 --> 00:40:24,025
[whimsical music playing]
1104
00:40:24,025 --> 00:40:26,560
This here's the people
we've been looking for.
1105
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,562
Causin' a hootin'
and a hollerin'.
1106
00:40:28,562 --> 00:40:31,265
It's time to take this one
to the-- to the pokey!
1107
00:40:31,265 --> 00:40:33,134
Let's go, little one.
1108
00:40:33,134 --> 00:40:34,268
This ain't right!
1109
00:40:34,268 --> 00:40:37,038
I'm plumb mad.
Madder than a rattlesnake!
1110
00:40:37,038 --> 00:40:40,741
Y'all no fun, I swear. No fun!
1111
00:40:41,809 --> 00:40:43,311
And scene.
1112
00:40:43,311 --> 00:40:45,179
Great job, guys.
1113
00:40:45,179 --> 00:40:47,315
-Bring it in, bring it in.
-[fiddle music playing]
1114
00:40:47,315 --> 00:40:49,483
That is a wrap
on tonight's reunion.
1115
00:40:49,483 --> 00:40:55,056
Big thanks to Sammi, Nicole,
Deena, Jenni, Angelina, Mike,
1116
00:40:55,056 --> 00:40:57,058
Vinny, and the Pauly doll.
1117
00:40:57,058 --> 00:40:58,893
-[Pauly's voice] Yeah, buddy!
-[cow moos]
1118
00:40:58,893 --> 00:41:01,962
Until the next wild adventure,
I'm Justina Valentine.
1119
00:41:01,962 --> 00:41:03,898
Happy trails, partners.
1120
00:41:03,898 --> 00:41:05,266
Roommates, let's get a yeehaw.
1121
00:41:05,266 --> 00:41:07,535
[all] Yeehaw!
1122
00:41:07,535 --> 00:41:08,969
[horse whinnies]
1123
00:41:10,138 --> 00:41:12,073
[house music playing]