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♪ MTV ♪
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[upbeat music playing]
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No drama this time. I think.
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You never freaking know.
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So how do you feel
about seeing Ang today?
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-I feel fine.
-Okay.
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It's gonna be what it is.
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All of this is just so stupid.
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I don't understand
how this even...
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How I brought a girl in
and this is how my life is now.
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-Like, what the [bleep]?
-[Justina] Tonight,
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on the Jersey Shore
Family Vacation Reunion,
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we're turning up the heat.
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I'm good in bed.
Vinny, you should know.
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-Whoa!
-[Vinny] Alright.
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If you want the smoke.
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Can I just talk for one minute?
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What'd she say?
Get the [bleep] out of here.
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Oh, [bleep]!
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-[Deena] Oh!
-Why do we always go there?
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[Justina] And Sammi
and Angelina
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speak their piece.
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If I was engaged to my fiance,
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I wouldn't be DMing married men.
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-Oh...
-[Angelina] That's bull [bleep].
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Take accountability
for the TikTok.
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-I'm not wrong in this.
-Okay, narcissist.
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[Justina] Will their truce end
before the next vacation?
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-I'd like a wine.
-I'm not sorry.
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-No one's giving us wine!
-Give us the wine!
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We should go
to commercial break.
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[bleep] this.
I'm not doing this [bleep].
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[tense musical sting]
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[Justina] Rub your worry stone,
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things are bound to get primal.
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-[meows]
-[trilling]
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-We're trash.
-Yeah.
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We're [bleep] dysfunctional
and hot messes.
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Let's go!
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[Justina] The Jersey Shore
Family Vacation Reunion
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starts now.
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-♪ Jersey Shore tripping ♪
-Hey!
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[upbeat house music playing]
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-Whoa!
-[Justina] What up, MTV?
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Welcome to the Jersey Shore
Family Vacation Reunion.
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I'm your girl Justina Valentine,
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and this season,
for the first time ever,
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all the shoremates
were together again.
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And what transpired
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was one of the most
awkward hellos
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-in the history of reality TV.
-[laughing]
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Hey, how are you?
[echoes in slow motion]
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-"Hey, how are you?"
-[Sammi] Hi.
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[laughter]
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We've got a lot
to get into tonight,
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So let's say howdy
to the roommates. Sammi.
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-[cheering]
-[Justina] Clap it up.
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-Deena.
-[cheering]
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-Nicole.
-[Jenni] Yeah, girl!
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-[Justina] Angelina.
-[cheering]
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-Mike.
-[Mike] Clap it up!
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-Jenni.
-[cheering]
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-And Vinny. [chuckles]
-[cheering]
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Now, unfortunately,
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Pauly D couldn't be here tonight
so he sent his stand-in,
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-everyone's favorite doll.
-[Jenni] Oh my God.
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[cheering, laughing]
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-Yeah, Pauly!
-[cheering]
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Baby number three,
Big Daddy Sitch.
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Congratulations.
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Um, how does it feel
you've joined the three club
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-now with Nicole?
-Yes.
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A dad three times over.
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Um, I'll be honest with you,
it's an amazing feeling,
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but three's a game-changer.
Three is definitely--
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There's always so much.
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I turn around, like,
"Oh my God, there's a baby.
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There's another baby!"
And like, "Oh, another one!"
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-At daycare.
-Again, I'm living my dreams,
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I have this big Italian, uh,
family.
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And we're going to take it
one day at a time.
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I love it. Congrats.
Now, we'll definitely chat
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about baby Luna's Wild Wild West
gender reveal later,
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but we've got to start
with the reunion
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ten years in the making.
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It wasn't the Nashville
hot chicken
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that had the roommates sweating.
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Once Sammi agreed
to coexist with Ron,
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he joined the family vacation
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and, boy, it was awkward.
Take a look.
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I think we've all known that Ron
may be coming on the trip.
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And we felt
that it was the time to, um,
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take the leap,
if you're okay with
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all of us under one roof
at one time.
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You guys have been friends
with him for a long time.
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I'm not going to take that
away from you.
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-At all.
-Yes, okay.
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Ronnie's here!
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The moment is finally here.
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-[Ron] What's up?
-Hey, Ron.
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-How are you?
-How are you?
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-[Nicole] Mmm...
-Oh no.
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Should've did the group hello.
Now he made it awkward.
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-[Ron] How are you?
-Okay.
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-How are you?
-Good.
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Hey, how are you?
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[slow motion echo]
Hey, how are you?
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Oh my God, like, I want to die.
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It's so cringe,
I'm so embarrassed.
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Ron's here.
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Okay, so, Sam,
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when he was going
around the room
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and hugging everyone,
what were you thinking
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when he was coming
in your direction?
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-I was like, "Oh no."
-[laughing]
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I was like, "Please don't come
and say hi to me.
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I don't want to say hi to you
like we're good."
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Because we're obviously not.
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We were like, "Bro,
just do the group hello."
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Because he's giving, like,
ten-second hugs with everybody,
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squeezing them to death,
and it makes it so awkward
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when he gets to Sammi, and...
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So you wanted a general hello.
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Yeah, do the hugs later.
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I feel bad for, like,
the room... It's just so weird.
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It is,
but you are such a big person
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because you told your roommates,
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"I know he's your friend,
he's part of this family
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and I'm not gonna stop that."
I give you credit for that.
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The thing is,
we can all coexist,
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but I have my own boundaries
with that person.
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I'm not going to stop him
from his life and friendships
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with these people,
and he's not going to stop me
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with these people,
and he's not going to stop me
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from my life, you know, my
friendships with these people.
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And that's fair.
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Sammi, you and Ron
shared the roommates
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on two vacations,
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but you never actually uttered
a word to him.
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So if Ron were to say,
"Hey, how are you?"
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on a future vacation,
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do you think he could
get a response?
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You never know.
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You broke the ice,
so if he sneezes,
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maybe he'll get
a "God bless you."
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-[laughing]
-We'll see.
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Probably not that.
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-Baby steps.
-Might be pushing it.
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-Yeah, no.
-Baby steps, we'll see.
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[Justina] I got you.
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A little awkwardness
had everybody ready
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to let loose in Nashvegas.
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And with the help
of some whiskey
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and bedazzled denim,
the roommates unleashed
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their inner honky-tonk.
Take a look.
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We're in Nashville
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and we're gonna [bleep]
kill it tonight!
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You look like a cowgirl.
Jersey cowgirl.
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I feel this has your name
written all over it.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[screams]
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-[shrieks indistinctly]
-[man yells]
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It is very hard.
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-[Nicole] I'm doing karaoke.
-Oh my God, no!
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Oh my God.
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♪ I did it all for the Snooki ♪
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[Deena] She did it all
for the Snooki
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and forgot all the lyrics.
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I'm gonna bring the girls
to this Nashville studio
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and we're gonna write
a country song, mamas!
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[all] ♪ Bull rider
for eight seconds ♪
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♪ Hungover,
didn't learn our lesson ♪
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We're going on a tour
after this thing.
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-[cheering]
-Thank you, Nashville!
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♪ Jersey Shore tripping ♪
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-[cheering]
-[Nicole] It was a good song.
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What was that, eight seconds?
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[Justina] Bull riding
for eight seconds.
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I thought they were talking
about Vinny's Monday night.
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-[all exclaim]
-[sizzling]
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-If you want the smoke.
-[Justina] Okay.
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Ladies, have we come up with
the name of your girl group?
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We can be The Tipsy Chicks...
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-Dirty Stay-Outs.
-Ooh!
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Oh, I have one!
Charcuterie Broads!
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-[all] Ooh!
-I like that.
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-Let's go, Deena.
-That's clever.
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-That is actually clever.
-Thanks.
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-I can be quick.
-But I hated charcuterie day.
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-I didn't like it.
-Kind of quick.
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Now, Nicole,
how's the store search going?
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I got a spot, I think.
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And I think I'm going to land it
in, like, two weeks.
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So I gotta go back
to Nashville.
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-We're going back.
-That's gonna be fun.
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I just love Nashville,
the vibe, the food.
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Food was good.
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Mike,
that fringe jacket was fire,
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what's the next occasion
you're gonna rock that to?
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You know what?
I was actually thinking,
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uh, probably, like,
right about now.
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-[Justina] Oh!
-[Mike] Oh!
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-[Nicole] You better keep that.
-Wow!
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Give us a spin,
let's see that fringe.
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-[laughs]
-[Justina] That's nice.
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-I love it.
-I love it!
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-I like it.
-That was good.
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Vin, when it came time to wear
the jacket out,
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you backed out, what happened?
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-Yeah, why'd you back out?
-It was tight.
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-[Mike] Execution with that.
-[Angelina] How was it tight?
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That's what she said.
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-That's what she said, too.
-[chuckles] What?
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[laughing]
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-Meaning me, like...
-I love a good, uh,
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Vinny and Angelina,
uh, row session.
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-They never get old.
-Oh, they get old.
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Speaking of old. Hey, Mike.
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[all exclaim]
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-Oh my God.
-Should I move?
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-A battle about to go down?
-It's good to have you there.
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You're the referee. Okay.
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Deena, talk to me
about bull riding.
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How does it compare
to drunk dancing on the bar?
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Drunk dancing on the bar
I'm a pro at.
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-[Justina] Yes.
-And the bull riding,
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I thought, like, "Eh,
I'm going to jump on this thing
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ride the [bleep] out of it,
and then I'll be fine."
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-Damn!
-Like a ... for the night.
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[overlapping exclamations]
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The first one didn't have
any horns to hold on to.
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You could've just grabbed
Angelina's.
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-So I was, like, annoyed.
-Oh!
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-She wasn't there.
-You already did that, asshole.
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You guys looked hot.
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-Seeing that clip...
-[bleep].
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...it looked a lot slower
than it felt.
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Though, Ang, they say
if you could ride
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a mechanical bull, you're good
in bed. What do you think?
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I think I could [bleep] ride one
and I'm good in bed.
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-Vinny, you should know.
-Damn.
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-Oh!
-[Justina] Vin, is this true?
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-Nah.
-[chuckling]
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-She fell off quick.
-Excuse yourself?
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You were like a [bleep]
hot dog in a blanket.
246
00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,408
You were like a hot dog
down a hallway.
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-Oh my God!
-Oh, [bleep]!
248
00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:06,779
-Old, no one gives a [bleep].
-Yeah, so is your vagina.
249
00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:08,514
You just laid there
like a dead fish.
250
00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:10,216
-[Deena] What is happening?
-Damn!
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-They need privacy.
-The only movement you did
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00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:14,220
-was get a condom.
-You want us to leave?
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00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:17,556
Alright, definitely
some sexual tension.
254
00:09:17,556 --> 00:09:19,492
Maybe we'll get a lap dance
to release it.
255
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We should go to
commercial break.
256
00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:24,230
I'm not doing another one.
Since he's such a stripper,
257
00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,932
-he should know how to do it.
-No.
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[Justina] Alright, awkward!
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Coming up,
grab the toilet paper,
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Nashville hot chicken
is in the building.
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-Oh no.
-Will the roommates
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answer spicy fan questions,
or face the heat?
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Find out when the
Jersey Shore Reunion returns.
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-[Vinny mocking]
-[laughing]
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00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,816
[indistinct chatter]
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I was not good.
267
00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:48,587
The longer you keep it
in the mouth, the hotter it is.
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-[Angelina] Hold on.
-[Vinny] Swallow it.
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00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:54,527
-The mayor was so nice.
-The "mare"?
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00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:57,063
-It's two syllables.
-Leave me alone, Vinny.
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I didn't like that you did that.
It really hurt me.
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-I don't care.
-I'm not doing this [bleep].
273
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,200
-I don't care.
-I'm not doing this [bleep].
274
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,501
Oh, wow!
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[upbeat house music playing]
276
00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:09,142
[upbeat house music playing]
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00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,845
[upbeat dance music playing]
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Welcome back to the Jersey Shore
Family Vacation Reunion.
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I'm your girl Justina Valentine.
280
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,455
Mike and Jenni
outlasted their roommates
281
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,657
in the Nashville
hot chicken challenge,
282
00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:27,360
and walked away with $500
283
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,396
and the devil's diarrhea.
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00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:31,398
-Oh my God.
-Okay, Mike, we've got to chat
285
00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,266
-about the "[bleep]-uation."
-Yes.
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00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,734
The waiter said it could be
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00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:36,536
a three-day bathroom commitment,
was it?
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00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:39,072
-Cleanse.
-It definitely was.
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00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,774
Um, I applaud Jenni
290
00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:43,943
because she was, like,
neck-and-neck the whole time.
291
00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:46,413
You saw, she wasn't going to
let me win by myself.
292
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:49,382
It was about the competition,
it definitely was.
293
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,818
Anything with chicken tendies,
you had me at "hello."
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00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:56,923
Well, hello tonight,
because the hot chicken is back.
295
00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:59,592
Every reunion,
the fans hit us with questions,
296
00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:02,862
but this time around,
you don't have to answer.
297
00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,964
If you decide
to skip the question,
298
00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:09,068
you'll have to take a bite
of Nashville hot chicken.
299
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:12,906
Okay, Angelina,
Sebastian wants to know,
300
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,842
-smush, marry, kill.
-[bleep] my life.
301
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,344
Vinny 2.0, Old Bridge,
302
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,981
or your favorite Jets player,
Nick Bawden.
303
00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:24,717
-Well, damn!
-I'm eating a piece of chicken.
304
00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:27,720
-I'm not doing this [bleep].
-[Justina] I don't blame you.
305
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,122
[Nicole] Go eat your chicken.
306
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,424
The wife
might make another TikTok.
307
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,693
The wife's gonna make
a TikTok regardless.
308
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,929
-[Vinny chuckles]
-You're right.
309
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:36,863
A nice big bite.
310
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,765
Just shove it in your mouth.
311
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:43,036
-[dramatic music]
-[Justina] Is it hot?
312
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,571
You're just sucking.
Not chewing.
313
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:45,905
-Are you okay?
-Swallow it.
314
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,907
-Swallow.
-She gonna swallow it whole.
315
00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:49,642
It's mad hot. I'm [bleep].
Hold on.
316
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,911
[Deena] It's worse that
you're keeping it in your mouth.
317
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,012
I can't swallow it.
318
00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:54,848
The longer you keep it
in the mouth, Ang
319
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,049
the hotter it is.
320
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:59,452
-[gags]
-Why are you going for seconds?
321
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,854
Oh, I didn't have to?
322
00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:02,822
[Justina] Take a nice sip.
323
00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:04,591
-[Nicole] Ugh.
-[Justina] Is that hot?
324
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,961
It's not as bad as I thought,
but it's still hot.
325
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,896
-It's got an after-taste.
-Okay.
326
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,331
Good job, Ang.
327
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:14,234
This question comes from Dylan,
who wants to know,
328
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,003
Sammi, "Nicole, Mike, and Vinny
all appeared
329
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,805
on Dancing With The Stars.
330
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:21,841
Rank them from best dancer
to worst dancer."
331
00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,776
-Best to worst.
-Obviously I'm gonna pick Nicole
332
00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,078
'cause she killed it.
333
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,479
Then I think Vinny,
334
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,115
'cause I think he got a little
farther than Mike, right?
335
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,517
-Yes.
-And then Mike,
336
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,619
-that's the only reason why.
-I was the first to do it.
337
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,854
-It's hard. So hard to do...
-Second to do it!
338
00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:36,556
Ang, how you doing over there?
339
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:37,991
-Not good.
-You need more milk?
340
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,959
-You okay?
-I'm going to try to suck it up.
341
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,694
-Suck it up.
-There's more chicken
342
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,930
in the building,
and we'll see if the roommates
343
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,231
are done with the heat.
344
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:47,767
But first,
anyone looking for an excuse
345
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,470
to call out of work
this September is in luck.
346
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:53,139
Move over, Labor Day,
there's a new holiday
347
00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:56,142
on the calendar,
Jersey Shore Day. Take a look.
348
00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,179
We're finally
getting recognition!
349
00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:02,982
[indistinct cheering]
350
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:05,151
[cheering]
351
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:09,589
This is super overwhelming
in such an amazing way.
352
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:13,426
Like, I did not expect all these
people to be here for us.
353
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:16,496
The Jersey Shore cast
has become a regular part
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00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:19,933
of Atlantic City's
world-class entertainment.
355
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,502
Back in the day,
nobody really wanted us.
356
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:23,937
The governor didn't mess
with us.
357
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,806
Italian American associations
didn't mess with us.
358
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,943
First, we really want to thank
each and every one of you
359
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,879
for watching us
for all those years,
360
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:36,516
and welcoming us to your home
every Thursday night.
361
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:37,784
[Jenni]
This is beyond epic.
362
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:40,587
We're still here,
15 years later.
363
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,355
-Jerz Day!
-[all] Jerz Day!
364
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,357
-[Deena] Look at us!
-Clap for that.
365
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,426
-Look at us.
-Icons.
366
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,128
Nicole, when you heard
the mayor of Atlantic City
367
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,663
wanted to give you guys
your own day,
368
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,966
-what did you think?
-I was so proud of us.
369
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,634
I feel like ever since,
370
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,903
you know, the show came out
so many years ago,
371
00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:58,071
we got so much hate.
372
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,740
-Yeah.
-It was an honor and we love AC.
373
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,209
You guys are legends.
Now, roommates, why do you think
374
00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,478
the world ultimately
fell in love with you guys?
375
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:09,115
I think we were real at a time
where the Kardashians
376
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:12,919
and The Hills were taking off,
but we brought a different vibe
377
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,887
that either people
could relate to,
378
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:17,090
or just were magnified to watch.
379
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,258
-We're trash.
-Yeah!
380
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:22,028
Deena, what was your favorite
part of Jersey Shore Day?
381
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:26,599
I think just the mayor, like,
was so nice.
382
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,167
She says that word funny.
383
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,503
-Mayor? I say everything funny.
-[Nicole] Mayor.
384
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:31,604
-Vegas.
-Vegas!
385
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:32,705
[indistinct chatter]
386
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,841
The "mare"?
It's two syllables, not one.
387
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,542
Leave me alone, Vinny.
388
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,478
Okay, just because
all of a sudden
389
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,079
you have a really good dialogue.
390
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:41,914
Watch him back in the day.
391
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,650
He doesn't sound
like he does now.
392
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,618
-Let me live.
-He sounds more polished.
393
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:48,421
Yeah. He went to, like,
a freaking speech therapist
394
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,857
-or something. Relax!
-[laughing]
395
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:54,927
Nicole, you kept calling this
a national holiday.
396
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,497
-Sadly, it's not.
-[sad trombone]
397
00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:00,199
But we know President Obama
used to watch Jersey Shore.
398
00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:02,869
-Yeah.
-So maybe Papa Joe does too.
399
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,071
I want you to look
to the camera,
400
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,000
and pitch why Jersey Shore Day
401
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,839
and pitch why Jersey Shore Day
402
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:09,275
needs to become
a national holiday.
403
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,578
Jersey Shore
should be a national holiday
404
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,614
because we're [bleep] amazing,
405
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:18,985
and we're beautiful, and we love
house music, and we dance fun,
406
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:22,722
and we do GTL, and everybody
in the world should do the same.
407
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:25,024
[all cheering]
408
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,626
And when Nicole pulls up,
409
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,795
-you know the party's here.
-Yes.
410
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,797
-And drink your wine.
-Jersey Shore Day
411
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:34,233
wasn't the only thing
the roommates celebrated in AC.
412
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,969
When Vinny wasn't on stage
getting an award,
413
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,438
he was getting naked.
414
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,339
Angelina, it may have been
Vinny's night,
415
00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:42,408
but you got the chance
to prove to the world
416
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:43,943
you can give a good lap dance.
417
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,745
How'd it feel
to get your redemption?
418
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,280
[Angelina] I don't know, Vin,
how'd I do?
419
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,083
The redemption was good.
It started getting weird.
420
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,185
-So I made it weirder.
-[Angelina] Why?
421
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,120
-[Justina] Yeah.
-That's what I do.
422
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,421
Why'd it get weird?
423
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:56,923
-You were--
-[Nicole] Ew.
424
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,891
-[Angelina] Your ... went up.
-You were grinding on me.
425
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:01,094
-He probably got a...
-Oh, wow!
426
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,361
Totally went up.
427
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:04,630
But wait, Vin,
it seemed like the crowd
428
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:08,801
loved Angelina's lap dance,
but then you posted it was mid,
429
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,871
so what does my girl have to do
for you to respect it?
430
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,873
-That's a little [bleep] up.
-You know,
431
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,876
I like [bleep], like,
strip clubs in Queens,
432
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,078
with the booties twerking
and [bleep],
433
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,713
that are, like, this big.
434
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,915
I'm a hard [bleep] audience
for that, you know?
435
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,684
-But it was good.
-But it was mid,
436
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,786
but now you're saying
it's good, so pick one.
437
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,756
-It was mid.
-[laughing]
438
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,958
No, I'm gonna...
It was not mid!
439
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,694
-You redeemed yourself, girl.
-The best lap dance I've seen.
440
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,629
You had to push me down
'cause it was getting weird
441
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,898
'cause your [bleep] went up.
Give me a break.
442
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,334
We gotta keep it moving.
Coming up,
443
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,403
we'll answer the most important
question on the boardwalk.
444
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:47,573
Is it pork roll or Taylor ham?
Find out next.
445
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,542
Definitely,
it's definitely pork roll.
446
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,210
-[Angelina] No!
-No!
447
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,814
-Raise the accountability flag.
-[clears throat]
448
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,383
Did anyone else get it in
somewhere we wouldn't expect?
449
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:58,885
-[chuckles]
-What the [bleep]?
450
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,586
-Those beds are jail beds.
-Yeah.
451
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,854
That's why Mike
was comfortable.
452
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:02,822
Oh!
453
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,357
-Damn!
-[laughing]
454
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,358
[upbeat house music playing]
455
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,964
[upbeat house music playing]
456
00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:14,434
-[upbeat music playing]
-[applause]
457
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,870
We're back
with the Jersey Shore Reunion .
458
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:20,040
You can't go to Atlantic City
without hitting the boardwalk.
459
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,642
But the roommates also
decided to return
460
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,679
to the place Mike called
The Museum of Ejaculation.
461
00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:28,248
The OG Shore House,
take a look.
462
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,184
I say we go back
where it all began.
463
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,453
Right to Seaside.
464
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,588
-Down the street right now!
-Yeah!
465
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:36,690
[cheering]
466
00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:38,692
-Honey, I'm home!
-[Deena] We're home!
467
00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:40,860
[sniffs]
Oh, it smells like [bleep]!
468
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:44,497
It's been 11 years
since I've been in this house.
469
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,833
-Hello!
-I hear a girl.
470
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:47,801
Nothing's changed.
471
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:50,136
It still smells
exactly the same,
472
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:52,372
like sweat and regret...
[laughs] ...all in it.
473
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,307
-[Nicole] Did Pauly leave?
-Pauly had to go.
474
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,475
Pauly left already?
475
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,843
-He had to go.
-He just left.
476
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,411
-Oh my God!
-[all whining]
477
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,680
-[Vinny] He had a gig.
-[grunts]
478
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,783
I can't believe we missed
hanging with the boys
479
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,319
because Angelina was throwing
a tantrum in her room.
480
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,221
You guys still got the keys
to this place?
481
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,457
-Think you can just drop by?
-[bleep]! Danny's here!
482
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,258
We do tours of the house now,
guys.
483
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,927
-It's a museum.
-Like the White House.
484
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,228
It's a museum now.
485
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,763
But it's our museum.
486
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,698
You never were here.
What, you spent five days here?
487
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,300
-Bitch, I [bleep]--
-Oh, [bleep]!
488
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,135
You walked through the door,
then you walked out.
489
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:25,105
Grab your garbage bag
and please leave again, alright?
490
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,139
[bleep]!
491
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,041
Where's the beach?
Where's the beach?
492
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,844
-We're making it work.
-One of the main procedures
493
00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:33,646
of staying in the Shore House
is to break out the black light.
494
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:37,384
[overlapping shrieks and shouts]
495
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:41,187
Yo, this right here is a museum
of ejaculation.
496
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:42,856
[Deena] Let's check the beds.
497
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:45,191
Damn! Splitty-splat!
498
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:47,660
I feel like people pay
to [bleep] here. Mm-hmm.
499
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,062
Yup. [smacks lips]
500
00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:51,564
[sighs] Casa de amore, man.
Peace.
501
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,632
Mike's sleeping,
502
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,933
so let's just go sleep
503
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,268
at my nice shore house,
504
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,504
and we'll come back in the
morning like we never left.
505
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,272
[Jenni] Get in the [bleep] back.
506
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,307
-You're so loud.
-[laughing]
507
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,477
-[Nicole] Bye, Mike, love you.
-[Deena] Bye, Mike.
508
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,346
-[Jenni] Aw.
-[comedic bell sting]
509
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:09,716
Sammi, this was your first time
being back to the Shore House
510
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:10,984
-in a decade.
-Yes.
511
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,585
[Justina] What did it feel like?
512
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:16,122
It felt like old times,
and it smelled exactly like...
513
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:17,724
-Always.
-...from back in the day.
514
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:20,160
-Nothing's changed in there.
-Always has the same smell.
515
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,595
It was like,
I'm just back in 2009 again.
516
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,197
What is that smell?
517
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,266
You guys keep saying it
and it's like...
518
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,601
-Think it's the tide. Low tide.
-It smells like the inside
519
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,336
-of a seashell.
-[Justina] Okay.
520
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,671
-[Sammi] Like mildew.
-Yeah.
521
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,040
Jenni, the point
of going back to the boardwalk
522
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,276
was to all be there together,
but unfortunately,
523
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,011
Pauly left before
the girls made it--
524
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,046
-[Jenni clears throat]
-How bummed were you?
525
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,347
-My fault.
-Hmm!
526
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,882
[Mike] Ooh!
527
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,385
-Raise the accountability flag.
-There you go!
528
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,853
[Mike] That was good.
529
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,288
-Good for you, girl.
-Good job.
530
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,123
-I am sorry about that.
-Thank you.
531
00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:51,825
-Yeah.
-Well, you were on time today,
532
00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:53,092
so that's a step
in the right direction.
533
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,494
Yeah.
534
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,463
[Justina] The black light
results were overwhelming.
535
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:59,699
We all know you smushed in
your beds, the Smush Room,
536
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,134
-and the jacuzzi.
-Yeah.
537
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:03,837
But did anyone else get it in
somewhere we wouldn't expect,
538
00:20:03,837 --> 00:20:05,672
-like the bean bag?
-[coughs]
539
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:06,773
-Vinny?
-No!
540
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,141
-Bean bag? Nah.
-Not any of us!
541
00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:11,377
Actually, Vinny used to, uh,
go to the, uh...
542
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,847
-Shore House.
-The Shore House off-camera
543
00:20:13,847 --> 00:20:15,348
-just to [bleep].
-[Vinny] Yeah.
544
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,449
-I did that once.
-Sicko!
545
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,184
-You had your key?
-We're grandfathered in.
546
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:19,853
We get a room any time we want.
547
00:20:19,853 --> 00:20:21,254
What, do you go to the girl,
like, "Hey,
548
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,223
you want to have sex
in the Shore House?"
549
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,225
I'm like, "Baby,
want to rewrite history?"
550
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,393
-"Baby"?
-Ew, "baby"!
551
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,529
Nicole, you didn't wanna sleep
at the Shore House.
552
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,965
What disgusted you
about sleeping there the most?
553
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:33,800
[Vinny] She's like,
"I'm rich now."
554
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,468
-[indistinct chatter]
-No, it's--
555
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,004
It's not even rich.
It's just I feel clean now.
556
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,973
I'm not as dirty,
like I used to be.
557
00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:41,574
-Those beds are jail beds.
-Yeah.
558
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,542
Yeah.
559
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,043
That's why Mike
was comfortable.
560
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,645
-[sizzling]
-Oh!
561
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,247
Damn!
562
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:50,650
That's good. I actually,
ironically, was comfortable
563
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:53,653
in prison, yes.
I was able to adapt
564
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,989
-to any situation.
-[Justina] Good for you.
565
00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:57,590
-I wonder why.
-[Justina] Okay.
566
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,293
The return to the boardwalk
brought back good memories,
567
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,628
a trip to Spicy's,
568
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,463
and the age-old Jersey debate,
569
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,965
is it pork roll or Taylor ham?
570
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,668
So Mike and Nicole,
we know where you guys stand,
571
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:12,038
everyone else, I need to know,
is it Taylor ham or pork roll?
572
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:13,072
[gasps]
573
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,674
-I-I say both.
-Okay.
574
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:15,642
-I say both.
-Pork roll.
575
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,378
-Ang?
-I guess Taylor ham, I guess,
576
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,380
-I see that more often.
-Okay.
577
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,348
-Jenni?
-I don't eat pork.
578
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:25,151
-[Justina] No pork on your fork.
-No pork on my fork.
579
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,420
I'm from New York,
we eat bacon, egg, and cheese.
580
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,489
-I was going to say that.
-That's very true.
581
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,291
I've never even heard
of those [bleep] words.
582
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,526
I'm gonna have to say
it's Taylor ham.
583
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,328
-Thanks, babe.
-Boo, Justina!
584
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:37,096
No, it's a North Jersey--
585
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,432
-It's North Jersey, yeah.
-I'm from North Jersey,
586
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,800
so it's definitely Taylor ham,
587
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,435
-but I know South Jersey--
-Thanks, boo.
588
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:44,103
-Exactly.
-[Justina] You already know.
589
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,906
-Thank you.
-We've got some other topics
590
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:49,609
that inspire passionate debates
in the tri-state area.
591
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,978
I want to see
where you all stand on these.
592
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:54,881
Alright, water ice
or Italian ice?
593
00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,516
-[all] Italian ice!
-Of course.
594
00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,017
-Water ice?
-Water ice.
595
00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,619
Sauce or gravy?
596
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,788
-[all] Sauce.
-Whoever says gravy is a weirdo.
597
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,156
-[record scratch effect]
-Ooh!
598
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,291
Cheese pizza or a pie?
599
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:06,626
-Cheese pizza.
-Ooh.
600
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:07,000
-Pie.
-Pie.
601
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:07,860
-Pie.
-Pie.
602
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,062
-Pie.
-Maybe I don't--
603
00:22:09,062 --> 00:22:10,964
-No, I say a pie.
-[Justina laughs] Okay.
604
00:22:10,964 --> 00:22:14,801
-Hey-o!
-Let's end with hoagie, sub,
605
00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:16,769
grinder, or hero?
606
00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:18,104
-[Vinny, Nicole] Hero.
-Sub.
607
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:19,238
-Sub.
-Sub.
608
00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:21,741
I think Vinny looks
like a grinder, though.
609
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,643
-That was a good one.
-Okay.
610
00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:25,578
You're not giving him
a point for that?
611
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,914
-No, that was...
-It kinda was a little good.
612
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:29,582
-That was good.
-I didn't hear it.
613
00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:33,019
Okay, coming up,
more spicy fan questions.
614
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:35,955
Will the roommates
face the heat or eat the heat?
615
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:38,891
Plus, Angelina finally met
her real father.
616
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,394
Where does their relationship
stand now?
617
00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,162
Find out
when the reunion returns.
618
00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:47,867
Number one, I think it's weird,
and also, I'm not done talking.
619
00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:52,305
How long does the average
female orgasm last?
620
00:22:52,305 --> 00:22:54,574
-With me? All day.
-What the [bleep]?
621
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:55,842
-Oh my God!
-What the [bleep]?
622
00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:58,011
Did you close the door
on your biological dad
623
00:22:58,011 --> 00:22:59,178
that you just met?
624
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:00,680
[upbeat house music playing]
625
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:06,052
[upbeat house music playing]
626
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,054
-[upbeat music playing]
-[applause]
627
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,757
We're back
with our Jersey Shore family.
628
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:14,560
The fans have some questions
and they did not hold back.
629
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,663
Roommates,
if you don't want to answer,
630
00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:20,133
all you've got to do is eat
some Nashville hot chicken.
631
00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:22,335
-Okay? You guys ready?
-Maybe.
632
00:23:22,335 --> 00:23:24,003
Jessica wants to know, Mike,
633
00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:25,872
"Which podcast is better,
634
00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:27,573
the Meatball Podcast
635
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,710
or Something Went Wrong
with Vinny Guadagnino?"
636
00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,679
-Whoa!
-Damn!
637
00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:34,747
-[Vinny] You should answer it.
-Oh God.
638
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,549
I might have to eat
the tendies, man.
639
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:38,785
-Aw. Love you, Mike!
-That's political. That's it.
640
00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:41,154
-That's nice, Mike.
-Thank you, Mike.
641
00:23:41,154 --> 00:23:43,056
I never met a tendy
I didn't like.
642
00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:46,793
Two different podcasts, people.
Two different podcasts.
643
00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:48,361
Grab that tendy
and put it in your mouth.
644
00:23:48,361 --> 00:23:51,097
-That's what she said.
-You'll have to eat that.
645
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:53,366
-Eat it in one bite, daddy.
-Ew.
646
00:23:53,366 --> 00:23:54,500
[Nicole] Ew.
647
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:56,903
The eyes are watering.
648
00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:58,504
-Yeah, 'cause it's hot.
-Yeah.
649
00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:00,740
Good job! If it was hot.
650
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:05,611
We got more hot chicken
fan questions on the way.
651
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:09,182
Last season, Angelina set out
to find her biological father.
652
00:24:09,182 --> 00:24:11,551
But finding him
was just the beginning.
653
00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:12,618
Let's take a look.
654
00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:15,188
So here is where we start.
655
00:24:15,188 --> 00:24:18,624
-First, this is grandmama.
-So cute.
656
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:21,761
And then this is your aunt,
Corrine.
657
00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,529
Your birth father's sister.
658
00:24:23,529 --> 00:24:25,865
What about the half-sister?
Is she around here also?
659
00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:27,934
She lives in Brooklyn.
Her name is Michelle.
660
00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:29,302
[Jenni] You have a hot sister.
661
00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:31,871
My half-sister's hot!
Vinny's gonna try to bang her.
662
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:34,841
Let's not make this about Vinny.
663
00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:39,011
Your biological father's name
is Alfred William.
664
00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:42,215
He's living in Monmouth County.
665
00:24:42,215 --> 00:24:44,417
-[all gasp]
-This is Monmouth County!
666
00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:46,219
This is [bleep] Monmouth county!
667
00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:47,720
-Oh! I got goosies.
-Same!
668
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,122
What the hell?
669
00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:51,858
Nice to meet you.
670
00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:54,927
Nice to meet you.
671
00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:57,363
Nothing in this world
can compare to finally meeting
672
00:24:57,363 --> 00:25:00,400
my biological dad,
and hugging this man.
673
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,268
Disturbing that I didn't know.
674
00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:04,103
I could've watched you
growing and stuff.
675
00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:06,272
-I know.
-Been a part of your life.
676
00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:08,975
All I've ever wanted in my life
is, like, to have a father.
677
00:25:09,442 --> 00:25:11,110
-[sobs]
-Everything will be alright.
678
00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:14,380
-[sobs]
-[tense music]
679
00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:18,317
The last few weeks of my life
have not been good.
680
00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:20,753
The dad situation...
681
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,956
Everything just, like,
got weird.
682
00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:27,727
The night that I met him,
he grabs my watch,
683
00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:30,296
and he's like,
"Is that a Rolex?"
684
00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:32,765
I really didn't want to think
anything of it,
685
00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:36,669
but then his dog
had this big infection,
686
00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:39,806
and he was saying he didn't
have money for the dog.
687
00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:42,141
So it's like, "Angelina,
can you help me?"
688
00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:44,110
Then he needed his teeth done.
689
00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:46,612
He asked me to go get
his eyes done.
690
00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:49,081
He asked
for MTV Movie Award tickets.
691
00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:53,019
You have to tiptoe into
relationships little by little.
692
00:25:53,019 --> 00:25:55,922
-It's called healthy boundaries.
-So what should I say?
693
00:25:55,922 --> 00:26:00,092
Just be like, "Please
do not contact me for money
694
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,461
ever again.
695
00:26:01,461 --> 00:26:03,396
If you would like to have
a relationship
696
00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:05,531
with your daughter,
I will be here for you
697
00:26:05,531 --> 00:26:07,433
when you're ready. Love you."
698
00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:09,402
-That's it.
-Send.
699
00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:12,004
Why did he do this?
Why did he have to do this?
700
00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:14,640
-Ang, I'm so sorry.
-[exhales, cries]
701
00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:17,677
[sniffles]
702
00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:21,180
Ang, I see you're getting
a little emotional.
703
00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:23,216
-Very emotional.
-Can't imagine how you feel.
704
00:26:23,216 --> 00:26:25,718
What was going through
your head when the genealogist
705
00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:26,986
said she finally found him?
706
00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:28,621
I couldn't believe
this guy was living
707
00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:30,022
under my nose the whole time.
708
00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:33,159
-[Justina] The same county.
-Literally, like, a drive away.
709
00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:35,194
When the genealogist
showed you pictures,
710
00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:37,730
is that what you envisioned
your family would look like?
711
00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:39,966
-Yeah. Especially my sister.
-It is?
712
00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:41,534
-I was like, "Holy [bleep]."
-Yeah.
713
00:26:41,534 --> 00:26:43,870
-"That is my twin."
-Now, your first reaction,
714
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,605
was that you're like,
"Damn, she's hot.
715
00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:48,374
Vinny's gonna want to bang her."
You still think so?
716
00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:50,443
I mean, you never said anything
about her.
717
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,612
I mean,
I would do it for the plot.
718
00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:54,914
-Oh my God!
-What the [bleep]?
719
00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:56,883
Give the viewers what they want.
720
00:26:56,883 --> 00:26:58,451
We do what we can
for the ratings.
721
00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:01,187
-[scoffs]
-When did things unravel
722
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:03,289
-with your dad?
-Basically, like, right away.
723
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,458
It just, like, kept spiraling.
724
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,293
Like, every day
was something else.
725
00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:09,095
Why the [bleep]
are you just meeting me
726
00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:10,863
and you're asking for money
right away?
727
00:27:10,863 --> 00:27:14,267
And then when I sent
that text message to him,
728
00:27:14,267 --> 00:27:16,969
I was in interview,
and the phone went off,
729
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:20,439
and it was a [bleep] novel.
It kept going, and going,
730
00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:23,242
and just, like, it was
just so terrible, the text.
731
00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:26,312
Did you close the door on your
biological dad you just met?
732
00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:27,480
-I did.
-Okay.
733
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:28,548
I gave him a second chance,
734
00:27:28,548 --> 00:27:30,082
he asked me for Rangers tickets.
735
00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:31,784
Not for... I said, "For who?"
736
00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:33,519
"Me and Michelle." Hi!
737
00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:36,188
I'm your daughter too,
like, what the [bleep]?
738
00:27:36,188 --> 00:27:39,225
Last time at the reunion,
you said your relationship
739
00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:40,660
with your mom was no more.
740
00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:42,428
Where do you guys stand
at this moment?
741
00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:45,197
So I went to her apartment
two weeks ago
742
00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:47,133
for the first time in a year.
743
00:27:47,133 --> 00:27:48,267
Wow.
744
00:27:48,734 --> 00:27:50,636
-So you guys are rebuilding.
-We are.
745
00:27:50,636 --> 00:27:53,606
[sighs] Well, Ang, we wish,
you know, you the best,
746
00:27:53,606 --> 00:27:55,308
in your journey
with your family,
747
00:27:55,308 --> 00:27:57,543
and very glad to hear that
you're back on the path
748
00:27:57,543 --> 00:27:59,278
with your mom,
and God bless.
749
00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:02,000
-Thank you.
-Coming up, usually it's MVP,
750
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:02,381
-Thank you.
-Coming up, usually it's MVP,
751
00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:04,951
but this season,
it was Mike and the girls.
752
00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:06,619
-I loved it.
-He learned a whole lot
753
00:28:06,619 --> 00:28:08,521
about giving birth,
but does he know
754
00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:10,323
what PMS stands for?
755
00:28:10,323 --> 00:28:13,059
Find out next
when the men take on the ladies
756
00:28:13,059 --> 00:28:15,628
-in a battle of the sexes.
-Ooh!
757
00:28:18,431 --> 00:28:19,732
A free-for-all.
758
00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:21,300
You can eat somebody else's
[bleep] placenta.
759
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:22,501
Like, "I guess I'll try it."
760
00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:24,236
-Don't get me turned on.
-[laughing]
761
00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:27,773
"Snooki Night was fun,
but your pitching needs work."
762
00:28:27,773 --> 00:28:29,342
-[Deena] Hey!
-Hater.
763
00:28:29,342 --> 00:28:30,643
What a brat!
764
00:28:30,643 --> 00:28:33,579
So was Sammi stirring the pot?
765
00:28:33,579 --> 00:28:34,981
It was a little corny.
766
00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:36,816
[upbeat house music playing]
767
00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:42,021
[upbeat house music playing]
768
00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:44,390
[applause]
769
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:47,827
Welcome back to Jersey Shore
Family Vacation Reunion.
770
00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:50,296
Let's get into some more
fan questions.
771
00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:54,800
Okay, Craig has one for Nicole,
and this one's a dare.
772
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:58,638
"Snooki Night was fun,
but your pitching needs work."
773
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:04,377
-Relax, I thought I did great.
-Relax, Craig.
774
00:29:04,377 --> 00:29:06,178
-Hater.
-What a brat.
775
00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:10,016
Craig says, "Throw a strike,
or eat some hot chicken."
776
00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:11,450
-Throw a strike.
-Okay.
777
00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:12,785
You got this.
778
00:29:12,785 --> 00:29:14,353
[jaunty build-up music playing]
779
00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:16,455
-You go, girl.
-Get it, girl.
780
00:29:16,455 --> 00:29:17,757
You got it.
781
00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:19,292
How many chances do I have here?
782
00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:24,330
-[Deena cheers]
-[all cheer]
783
00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:25,331
Let's go!
784
00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:28,734
[jaunty music playing]
785
00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:34,040
Let's go!
786
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,709
-That was amazing!
-[bleep] that guy!
787
00:29:36,709 --> 00:29:38,844
Just want to say
my son's a pitcher.
788
00:29:38,844 --> 00:29:42,081
-[Angelina] Wow!
-Whoa, I love that!
789
00:29:42,081 --> 00:29:44,617
-He gets it from his mama.
-Aw.
790
00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,986
-Impressive.
-Are you not entertained?
791
00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:50,589
Take that, Craig!
Alright, usually it's MVP,
792
00:29:50,589 --> 00:29:51,991
but this season,
Mike enjoyed
793
00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:54,293
some quality time
with the ladies.
794
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,996
And their candid conversations
had him shook.
795
00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:58,264
-Take a look.
-Yup.
796
00:29:58,264 --> 00:29:59,632
[Nicole] Girls night with Mike!
797
00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:00,766
-[cheering]
-Let's go, girls.
798
00:30:00,766 --> 00:30:02,835
-Let's go get a mammogram.
-Oh my God.
799
00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:05,438
[Jenni] Let's go, Mike.
Pap smear time!
800
00:30:05,438 --> 00:30:07,473
[Sammi] Girls Night with Mike.
801
00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:09,108
Sammi,
when are you having your first?
802
00:30:09,108 --> 00:30:11,344
I love kids,
but who the hell knows?
803
00:30:11,344 --> 00:30:13,512
[Mike] It's all ladies
and BDS tonight,
804
00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:15,281
which is totally cool.
805
00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:17,583
I mean the pregnancy part,
like, you know,
806
00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:20,119
your vagina opens up
so big, and like...
807
00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:21,354
What the hell?
808
00:30:21,354 --> 00:30:24,056
But the girls are getting
a little too comfortable
809
00:30:24,056 --> 00:30:25,791
with BDS right now.
810
00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:28,094
The amount of water
that came out of me,
811
00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:30,196
-they had to get sponges.
-Oh God.
812
00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:32,365
I started feeling a lot
of pressure down there,
813
00:30:32,365 --> 00:30:34,200
and I said, "I don't know
if I pooped
814
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,434
or if he's ready to come out."
815
00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:37,236
When you have to push
the second time,
816
00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:38,938
-to get the, um...
-The sack.
817
00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:41,140
-Yeah.
-The sack.
818
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:43,275
-What sack?
-The placenta!
819
00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:44,343
Oh, God!
820
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:45,811
Some people eat that [bleep].
821
00:30:45,811 --> 00:30:46,979
Oh, God.
822
00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:50,016
I was trying to push mine
back in.
823
00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:52,318
[Mike] Back in where?
824
00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:53,886
Back in where?
825
00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:55,020
[Mike] How much longer?
826
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,555
-[laughing]
-I'm dying.
827
00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:58,924
So Mike, how does it feel
to be one of the girls?
828
00:30:58,924 --> 00:31:01,961
-It definitely, um, was a lot.
-[Justina] Yeah.
829
00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:03,596
-It was a lot.
-A lot to take in.
830
00:31:03,596 --> 00:31:06,499
I definitely missed my boys.
831
00:31:06,499 --> 00:31:09,802
Um, but I thought
I played the part well...
832
00:31:09,802 --> 00:31:11,036
-with the girls.
-You did.
833
00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:13,072
The ladies
had no filter around you.
834
00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:15,107
Are you guys just
that comfortable around Mike?
835
00:31:15,107 --> 00:31:16,842
-For sure.
-[Deena] Absolutely.
836
00:31:16,842 --> 00:31:18,377
-He's our big brother.
-Sometimes I feel
837
00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,246
like he's one of the girls.
So, like, eh, whatever.
838
00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:23,048
-I love hanging out with Mike.
-He is so much fun.
839
00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:26,786
Vinny, would you have been cool
hearing bloody placenta stories,
840
00:31:26,786 --> 00:31:28,254
eating them and all that?
841
00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:30,256
-I mean, don't get me turned on.
-[chuckling]
842
00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:31,690
-You know what I'm saying?
-Ew!
843
00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:33,492
-He would've been fine.
-Deena,
844
00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:35,428
what have you heard
are the benefits
845
00:31:35,428 --> 00:31:36,662
of eating your placenta?
846
00:31:36,662 --> 00:31:39,598
-[inhales]
-So it's very healthy for you
847
00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:43,002
and it helps the baby,
if you're doing breastfeeding.
848
00:31:43,002 --> 00:31:45,604
But I stored my placenta
849
00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:48,941
because it's good for you
later on with dementia,
850
00:31:48,941 --> 00:31:51,877
and, like, so many
other types
851
00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:54,547
of, um... I guess, diseases.
852
00:31:54,547 --> 00:31:57,650
But it wouldn't help somebody
that didn't have a baby?
853
00:31:57,650 --> 00:31:58,984
What?
854
00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:01,420
You're not supposed to eat
someone else's.
855
00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:03,022
Thought it was a free-for-all,
856
00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:04,590
you can eat somebody else's
[bleep] placenta.
857
00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:07,326
-"Alright, I guess I'll try it."
-You eat your own placenta.
858
00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:10,329
-That's the next challenge.
-Oh my God!
859
00:32:10,329 --> 00:32:12,665
Answer a question
or eat placenta!
860
00:32:12,665 --> 00:32:13,899
-Ew.
-Well, Mike learned
861
00:32:13,899 --> 00:32:15,468
more than he signed up for
862
00:32:15,468 --> 00:32:17,636
and tonight,
class is back in session.
863
00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:20,873
I got some basic
sex education questions
864
00:32:20,873 --> 00:32:23,309
-for the fellas and ladies.
-[chuckling]
865
00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:25,478
Whoever gets
the most correct answers,
866
00:32:25,478 --> 00:32:28,280
wins tonight's
Battle of the sexes.
867
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,015
Mike and Vinny,
868
00:32:30,015 --> 00:32:31,784
what is an IUD?
869
00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:33,385
-Contraception.
-[bell dings]
870
00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:36,055
It's when you get pulled over
after drinking too much.
871
00:32:36,055 --> 00:32:38,958
-[laughing]
-Oh my goodness gracious!
872
00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:40,626
-[buzzer]
-That's a DUI.
873
00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:43,662
Intrauterine device
used for birth control.
874
00:32:43,662 --> 00:32:46,031
-Yes. Contraception.
-You knew it was birth control.
875
00:32:46,499 --> 00:32:49,268
Ladies, according to the
National Institute of Health,
876
00:32:49,268 --> 00:32:51,804
the average erect penis
in America
877
00:32:51,804 --> 00:32:53,305
is how many inches long?
878
00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:54,940
-Five!
-Five and a half.
879
00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:59,411
Really good, guys.
It's between 5.1 to 5.5 inches.
880
00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:00,846
-You girls know your...
-[rooster crows]
881
00:33:00,846 --> 00:33:02,882
-[laughing]
-Damn straight we know our ...
882
00:33:02,882 --> 00:33:07,152
Okay, boys, can you name
the different tampon sizes?
883
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,421
-[Angelina] Come on, Vin.
-Damn.
884
00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:11,123
-There's different sizes.
-Come on, Vin.
885
00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:12,157
-My God.
-I don't know.
886
00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:13,726
-Is it light?
-Small, medium, large?
887
00:33:13,726 --> 00:33:15,160
Light, heavy-type?
888
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,929
-Or is that the pad?
-[Justina] Good.
889
00:33:16,929 --> 00:33:19,665
For the varying flows,
you have light, regular,
890
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:21,567
-super, super plus, and ultra.
-Whoa!
891
00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:23,235
There it is.
892
00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:27,172
Ladies, how long does
the average male orgasm last?
893
00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:31,143
Like not even a minute.
894
00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:32,878
-Three to five seconds?
-I was gonna say, seconds.
895
00:33:32,878 --> 00:33:34,046
Yeah, seconds.
896
00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:37,082
According to Healthline,
ten to 30 seconds.
897
00:33:37,082 --> 00:33:38,000
-No way!
-[bell dings]
898
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:38,551
-No way!
-[bell dings]
899
00:33:38,551 --> 00:33:41,353
Mine's like five seconds.
Then I go back to hating myself.
900
00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:42,988
-Wow.
-[gasping]
901
00:33:42,988 --> 00:33:44,490
-Move on.
-[Justina] Okay.
902
00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:47,927
How long does the average
female orgasm last?
903
00:33:47,927 --> 00:33:49,895
-With me? All day.
-[Nicole] A minute.
904
00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:51,196
Mine's like a while.
905
00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:53,599
I'm gonna say
one to three minutes?
906
00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:55,134
It's never that good for us.
907
00:33:55,134 --> 00:33:58,103
No, I don't know who gave
this answer,
908
00:33:58,103 --> 00:34:01,740
but according to Healthline,
it says 13 to 51 seconds.
909
00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:03,876
-I was gonna say a minute.
-Unless they're bull [bleep].
910
00:34:03,876 --> 00:34:06,011
-[Justina] A minute long?
-Yo, I said a minute.
911
00:34:06,011 --> 00:34:08,113
-I said a minute.
-[bell dings]
912
00:34:08,113 --> 00:34:10,683
-[Justina] That wasn't bad.
-Said one to three minutes.
913
00:34:10,683 --> 00:34:12,985
We have learned
a lot here today.
914
00:34:12,985 --> 00:34:15,554
Coming up,
are you friends with her?
915
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:18,991
J-E-T-S, drama, drama, drama.
916
00:34:18,991 --> 00:34:20,492
-Grab a helmet.
-No!
917
00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:22,061
We are tackling the fallout...
918
00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:23,796
-Angela! You could never!
-...from Sunday Funday
919
00:34:23,796 --> 00:34:26,465
-when the reunion returns.
-[Mike] See you soon.
920
00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:29,835
-[Jenni] Oh my.
-[Angelina speaks indistinctly]
921
00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:34,006
-No one tryin' to ... her man.
-You still DMed him.
922
00:34:34,873 --> 00:34:38,110
Make the TikTok with the enemy?
You've gotta respect the move.
923
00:34:38,944 --> 00:34:41,013
I don't have respect
for Angelina,
924
00:34:41,013 --> 00:34:42,548
-and that's just the way it is.
-Oh!
925
00:34:42,548 --> 00:34:44,116
Okay, narcissist.
926
00:34:46,118 --> 00:34:47,119
[upbeat house music playing]
927
00:34:49,989 --> 00:34:52,458
[upbeat house music playing]
928
00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:53,826
[applause]
929
00:34:53,826 --> 00:34:57,630
We're back with the Jersey Shore
Family Vacation Reunion.
930
00:34:57,630 --> 00:35:00,032
This season, the squad traded
Sunday dinner
931
00:35:00,032 --> 00:35:01,701
for some Sunday football.
932
00:35:01,701 --> 00:35:04,203
The Jets left it all
on the field,
933
00:35:04,203 --> 00:35:07,573
but what happens in the DMs
does not stay in the DMs.
934
00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:08,908
Let's take a look.
935
00:35:08,908 --> 00:35:12,244
J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets!
936
00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,981
Guys, I have tea,
and it's piping hot.
937
00:35:15,981 --> 00:35:18,818
My husband plays for the Jets.
I was there tonight.
938
00:35:18,818 --> 00:35:21,087
My husband gets a DM
from this girl,
939
00:35:21,087 --> 00:35:22,588
Angela from Jersey Shore.
940
00:35:22,588 --> 00:35:24,590
Angela! [gasps]
941
00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:27,860
She DMs my husband and said,
"See you soon."
942
00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:30,663
That's weird, you don't message
a married woman's man.
943
00:35:30,663 --> 00:35:33,099
When we were at the Jets game,
I decided to just DM
944
00:35:33,099 --> 00:35:34,767
some of the Jets players,
you know?
945
00:35:34,767 --> 00:35:36,635
I DMed every one of those
[bleep] guys
946
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:37,837
and they were awesome.
947
00:35:37,837 --> 00:35:39,805
But I didn't know
one of them was married.
948
00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:41,741
She looks so insecure,
as a wife, posting this.
949
00:35:41,741 --> 00:35:43,876
Dude, she's so insecure.
950
00:35:43,876 --> 00:35:45,111
Um, the girl's a clown.
951
00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:47,880
Her shower curtain
means more to me.
952
00:35:48,481 --> 00:35:50,750
[Justina] Angelina,
let's clear the air.
953
00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:53,352
At the game, you DMed
a bunch of Jets players,
954
00:35:53,352 --> 00:35:54,487
what made you do that?
955
00:35:54,487 --> 00:35:58,357
So, I DMed
a lot of Jets players.
956
00:35:58,357 --> 00:36:00,126
A lot of them
were answering me back,
957
00:36:00,126 --> 00:36:04,430
like, "See you soon!"
I didn't DM an eggplant emoji,
958
00:36:04,430 --> 00:36:05,731
heart, like, eyes,
959
00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:07,333
Didn't say,
"I want to [bleep] you."
960
00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:08,768
I wasn't doing that.
961
00:36:08,768 --> 00:36:12,204
So you were just hyping
everyone up, showing support.
962
00:36:12,204 --> 00:36:15,007
None of them did
what this guy and his wife did.
963
00:36:15,007 --> 00:36:16,308
-Right.
-Literally,
964
00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:18,711
if I was trying to [bleep] one,
I would [bleep] them.
965
00:36:18,711 --> 00:36:20,713
-Oh.
-[scoffs]
966
00:36:20,713 --> 00:36:22,615
A lot of them slide in
my DMs, by the way.
967
00:36:22,615 --> 00:36:24,717
-Just letting you know that.
-[Justina] Okay.
968
00:36:26,152 --> 00:36:29,855
One of the players you messaged
was Jets fullback Nick Bawden.
969
00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:31,824
At the time, did you realize
he was married?
970
00:36:31,824 --> 00:36:33,659
No. Her man is like
a second string.
971
00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:35,661
You're on the practice squad,
bro.
972
00:36:35,661 --> 00:36:37,763
-Get the [bleep] out of here.
-You still DMed him.
973
00:36:37,763 --> 00:36:39,732
But I DMed him, Sam,
974
00:36:39,732 --> 00:36:42,868
but it was, like, friendly.
It was a friendly thing.
975
00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:44,370
No one's trying to
[bleep] her man.
976
00:36:44,837 --> 00:36:47,039
[Justina] Mike,
I see you back there laughing.
977
00:36:47,039 --> 00:36:48,641
I don't know,
I just think it's hilarious.
978
00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:51,143
For the most part,
at my cornhole event,
979
00:36:51,143 --> 00:36:52,678
I thought it was somewhat...
980
00:36:53,546 --> 00:36:56,248
innocent. But I think
you also were flirting
981
00:36:56,248 --> 00:36:57,917
with those players as well.
982
00:36:57,917 --> 00:37:00,986
I went on Twitter and followed
every person that's playing.
983
00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:03,055
All guys started
following me back.
984
00:37:03,055 --> 00:37:04,790
So I started private messaging
them.
985
00:37:06,058 --> 00:37:07,126
Oh my God.
986
00:37:07,126 --> 00:37:09,061
So you're trying to bang
all these guys?
987
00:37:09,061 --> 00:37:10,229
I'm trying to help Mike.
988
00:37:10,229 --> 00:37:12,264
It was sweet, nobody
was trying to bang them.
989
00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:14,099
They were just sweet guys.
990
00:37:14,099 --> 00:37:16,602
I am so open and honest
that I am flirty,
991
00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:18,938
but I'll always take that.
992
00:37:18,938 --> 00:37:21,073
Flirting with a guy whose wife
is a clout chaser.
993
00:37:21,073 --> 00:37:24,577
-So that's where it's a problem.
-I didn't know he was married.
994
00:37:24,577 --> 00:37:26,545
You have to be honest.
How would you feel
995
00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:28,848
if a girl DMed Vinny,
"See you soon."
996
00:37:28,848 --> 00:37:31,317
I would be like,
"Wait, what the [bleep]?"
997
00:37:31,317 --> 00:37:35,254
But then would I keep it going
for so many months?
998
00:37:35,254 --> 00:37:37,990
Over a year?
No, like, she keeps going.
999
00:37:37,990 --> 00:37:39,391
It was a little corny.
1000
00:37:39,391 --> 00:37:41,193
She admits it,
"I'm doing this to make money."
1001
00:37:41,193 --> 00:37:42,795
She just made another one
the other day.
1002
00:37:42,795 --> 00:37:45,965
[Justina] Monetizing. Sammi,
you went to another Jets game,
1003
00:37:45,965 --> 00:37:47,266
and appeared
in the wife's TikTok.
1004
00:37:47,266 --> 00:37:48,801
No, are you friends with her?
1005
00:37:49,568 --> 00:37:52,304
Are you?
Are you friends with her?
1006
00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:55,140
How did that happen,
and are you friends with her?
1007
00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:57,309
Yeah, actually,
she's a very nice girl,
1008
00:37:57,309 --> 00:38:00,346
and I ended up being
in the same Jets game,
1009
00:38:00,346 --> 00:38:02,114
standing right next
to each other,
1010
00:38:02,114 --> 00:38:04,550
and it was awkward as hell,
and then we ended up
1011
00:38:04,550 --> 00:38:08,053
talking and having a great time,
and we made a silly TikTok,
1012
00:38:08,053 --> 00:38:10,489
and this happened to be
what it was.
1013
00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:13,392
I see. Now, Mike, you've been
known to stir the pot.
1014
00:38:13,392 --> 00:38:16,929
-So was Sammi stirring the pot?
-You know what they say,
1015
00:38:16,929 --> 00:38:19,231
if you don't stir the pot,
the sauce is gonna burn.
1016
00:38:19,231 --> 00:38:21,901
I think she was just making
light of it, you know?
1017
00:38:21,901 --> 00:38:24,336
I don't think she had
malicious intent, though.
1018
00:38:24,336 --> 00:38:25,938
-Right.
-Thanks, Mike.
1019
00:38:25,938 --> 00:38:29,942
Look,
in the Sammi-Angelina battle,
1020
00:38:29,942 --> 00:38:32,678
that was a great [bleep] shot
right there.
1021
00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:34,813
-No.
-Make the TikTok with the enemy?
1022
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:36,181
-That's amazing.
-Oh my God.
1023
00:38:36,181 --> 00:38:38,183
You've gotta respect the move,
you know what I'm saying?
1024
00:38:38,183 --> 00:38:41,253
And then she came out recently
with a TikTok, saying that...
1025
00:38:41,253 --> 00:38:43,622
how she actually met Sammi
1026
00:38:43,622 --> 00:38:46,926
and said that Sammi
said her videos were funny.
1027
00:38:46,926 --> 00:38:49,628
So which one is it, Sam?
Did you just run into her
1028
00:38:49,628 --> 00:38:51,931
in a stadium filled
with thousands of people,
1029
00:38:51,931 --> 00:38:55,467
or did you guys talk
and DM each other and meet up?
1030
00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:57,236
I don't know how many times
I have to tell you,
1031
00:38:57,236 --> 00:38:59,204
I did not DM her,
I did not know her
1032
00:38:59,204 --> 00:39:00,806
prior to that situation.
1033
00:39:00,806 --> 00:39:02,908
But if I was engaged
to my fiance,
1034
00:39:02,908 --> 00:39:05,277
I wouldn't be DMing
married men, first of all.
1035
00:39:05,277 --> 00:39:07,813
The thing about--
My fiance knows.
1036
00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:10,449
It doesn't matter if he knows,
it's weird that he knows,
1037
00:39:10,449 --> 00:39:12,718
because I don't think
my fiance would be proud
1038
00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:15,220
of me DMing a bunch of...
men on a football team.
1039
00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:16,588
He knows it was innocent.
1040
00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:18,490
Which, number one,
I think it's weird,
1041
00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:20,693
and also, I'm not done talking.
Second of all, me and you--
1042
00:39:20,693 --> 00:39:22,261
I'm gonna still talk too.
1043
00:39:22,261 --> 00:39:26,098
Okay. The reason why I'm sorry
I made the TikTok with her
1044
00:39:26,098 --> 00:39:29,468
is because it gave you
justification for your behavior
1045
00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:31,203
and how you've treated me
for months.
1046
00:39:31,203 --> 00:39:34,039
-That's what I'm sorry about.
-Not why you should be sorry.
1047
00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:35,474
-I'd like a wine.
-I am not sorry
1048
00:39:35,474 --> 00:39:38,344
-because I didn't make--
-No one's giving us wine!
1049
00:39:38,344 --> 00:39:40,012
-Give us the wine!
-Sam--
1050
00:39:40,012 --> 00:39:42,114
I didn't do anything,
but to this day,
1051
00:39:42,114 --> 00:39:45,918
you continuously do things
that are just out of line
1052
00:39:45,918 --> 00:39:47,553
and you've crossed the line
many times.
1053
00:39:47,553 --> 00:39:49,000
No receipts. You won't
tell me who told you [bleep].
1054
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:49,855
No receipts. You won't
tell me who told you [bleep].
1055
00:39:49,855 --> 00:39:52,124
I did not know her before
I went to the Jets game.
1056
00:39:52,124 --> 00:39:55,160
And I actually think
she's a very nice person.
1057
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,595
-She's-- Alright.
-I made the best
1058
00:39:56,595 --> 00:39:58,030
and made light of the situation.
1059
00:39:58,030 --> 00:40:02,001
-You knew what you were doing.
-Angelina, we're not friends.
1060
00:40:02,001 --> 00:40:04,136
-Whoa!
-[Angelina] Really?
1061
00:40:04,136 --> 00:40:05,704
You've been doing nothing
but bash my name.
1062
00:40:05,704 --> 00:40:07,406
-I didn't know that.
-We're not.
1063
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:10,142
Why would you think
we're friends?
1064
00:40:10,142 --> 00:40:12,011
If I bashed you for two months
and you did that,
1065
00:40:12,011 --> 00:40:13,579
I'd be like, I understand it,
because guess what?
1066
00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:15,914
-You are out of touch, girl.
-I was bashing her for 2 months.
1067
00:40:16,648 --> 00:40:19,318
I just feel like
I didn't like that you did that.
1068
00:40:19,318 --> 00:40:21,120
-It really hurt me.
-Okay, I don't care.
1069
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,655
See? You not caring,
that's [bleep] up.
1070
00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:25,557
Because I don't like
what you've done to me
1071
00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:26,925
months and months prior to that.
1072
00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:28,694
Again, no receipts.
1073
00:40:28,694 --> 00:40:30,396
-I talked about you--
-Watch the show.
1074
00:40:30,396 --> 00:40:32,464
You can't use the show
as a [bleep] thing.
1075
00:40:32,464 --> 00:40:33,966
We all talk [bleep]
about each other
1076
00:40:33,966 --> 00:40:35,701
-when we're in bad situations.
-I don't.
1077
00:40:35,701 --> 00:40:37,669
I'm not gonna waste
my breath anymore.
1078
00:40:37,669 --> 00:40:39,972
I don't have respect
for Angelina,
1079
00:40:39,972 --> 00:40:42,141
-and that's just the way it is.
-Oh, that's nice.
1080
00:40:42,775 --> 00:40:45,144
[Mike] Well, that's a wrap.
1081
00:40:45,144 --> 00:40:48,447
That's halftime
on the Jersey Shore Reunion.
1082
00:40:48,447 --> 00:40:51,016
But we've got a lot more
vacation to get into
1083
00:40:51,016 --> 00:40:52,284
in part two.
1084
00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:55,154
Where do Angelina and her fiance
stand now?
1085
00:40:55,154 --> 00:40:58,791
Plus, the cast is reenacting
one of the most iconic moments
1086
00:40:58,791 --> 00:41:01,727
in Jersey Shore history,
with a Western twist.
1087
00:41:01,727 --> 00:41:03,562
All that on part two
1088
00:41:03,562 --> 00:41:06,131
of the Jersey Shore
Family Vacation Reunion.
1089
00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:07,132
[dramatic music playing]
1090
00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:13,606
Where in tarnation
is that dang beach?
1091
00:41:13,606 --> 00:41:16,142
Put your hands where I can
see 'em, little lady!
1092
00:41:16,142 --> 00:41:18,277
Call me anything you want,
don't call me a toddler.
1093
00:41:18,277 --> 00:41:19,345
You're a toddler, Vin.
1094
00:41:20,113 --> 00:41:22,081
-I have receipts.
-That's bull [bleep].
1095
00:41:22,081 --> 00:41:24,050
I have nothing to hide.
1096
00:41:24,050 --> 00:41:25,451
Get the [bleep] out of here!
1097
00:41:25,451 --> 00:41:28,321
Okay, I think we should respect
his wife, Lauren, and not...
1098
00:41:28,321 --> 00:41:29,322
[Vinny] Alright, guys.
1099
00:41:30,390 --> 00:41:33,359
[upbeat dance music playing]