1 00:00:00,433 --> 00:00:02,969 ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:02,969 --> 00:00:05,772 [upbeat music playing] 3 00:00:05,772 --> 00:00:08,241 No drama this time. I think. 4 00:00:08,241 --> 00:00:09,542 You never freaking know. 5 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:12,145 So how do you feel about seeing Ang today? 6 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:13,546 -I feel fine. -Okay. 7 00:00:13,546 --> 00:00:14,547 It's gonna be what it is. 8 00:00:14,547 --> 00:00:16,082 All of this is just so stupid. 9 00:00:16,082 --> 00:00:17,550 I don't understand how this even... 10 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:20,387 How I brought a girl in and this is how my life is now. 11 00:00:20,387 --> 00:00:22,522 -Like, what the [bleep]? -[Justina] Tonight, 12 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:25,325 on the Jersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion, 13 00:00:25,325 --> 00:00:26,659 we're turning up the heat. 14 00:00:26,659 --> 00:00:28,962 I'm good in bed. Vinny, you should know. 15 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:30,563 -Whoa! -[Vinny] Alright. 16 00:00:30,563 --> 00:00:32,065 If you want the smoke. 17 00:00:32,065 --> 00:00:33,533 Can I just talk for one minute? 18 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,535 What'd she say? Get the [bleep] out of here. 19 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:36,803 Oh, [bleep]! 20 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:39,873 -[Deena] Oh! -Why do we always go there? 21 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,775 [Justina] And Sammi and Angelina 22 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:42,976 speak their piece. 23 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:45,145 If I was engaged to my fiance, 24 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:46,746 I wouldn't be DMing married men. 25 00:00:46,746 --> 00:00:48,915 -Oh... -[Angelina] That's bull [bleep]. 26 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:50,316 Take accountability for the TikTok. 27 00:00:50,316 --> 00:00:52,752 -I'm not wrong in this. -Okay, narcissist. 28 00:00:53,686 --> 00:00:56,723 [Justina] Will their truce end before the next vacation? 29 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,158 -I'd like a wine. -I'm not sorry. 30 00:00:58,158 --> 00:01:01,194 -No one's giving us wine! -Give us the wine! 31 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:03,596 We should go to commercial break. 32 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:05,365 [bleep] this. I'm not doing this [bleep]. 33 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:06,566 [tense musical sting] 34 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,201 [Justina] Rub your worry stone, 35 00:01:08,201 --> 00:01:09,836 things are bound to get primal. 36 00:01:09,836 --> 00:01:12,071 -[meows] -[trilling] 37 00:01:12,071 --> 00:01:13,440 -We're trash. -Yeah. 38 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,575 We're [bleep] dysfunctional and hot messes. 39 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:17,143 Let's go! 40 00:01:17,143 --> 00:01:18,978 [Justina] The Jersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion 41 00:01:18,978 --> 00:01:20,113 starts now. 42 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:22,515 -♪ Jersey Shore tripping ♪ -Hey! 43 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:26,886 [upbeat house music playing] 44 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:31,324 -Whoa! -[Justina] What up, MTV? 45 00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:34,761 Welcome to the Jersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion. 46 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,629 I'm your girl Justina Valentine, 47 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:39,098 and this season, for the first time ever, 48 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:41,868 all the shoremates were together again. 49 00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:43,102 And what transpired 50 00:01:43,102 --> 00:01:45,371 was one of the most awkward hellos 51 00:01:45,371 --> 00:01:47,707 -in the history of reality TV. -[laughing] 52 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:50,443 Hey, how are you? [echoes in slow motion] 53 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,078 -"Hey, how are you?" -[Sammi] Hi. 54 00:01:52,078 --> 00:01:53,313 [laughter] 55 00:01:54,113 --> 00:01:56,416 We've got a lot to get into tonight, 56 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:59,486 So let's say howdy to the roommates. Sammi. 57 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:01,521 -[cheering] -[Justina] Clap it up. 58 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:04,257 -Deena. -[cheering] 59 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:06,192 -Nicole. -[Jenni] Yeah, girl! 60 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:08,394 -[Justina] Angelina. -[cheering] 61 00:02:08,394 --> 00:02:10,530 -Mike. -[Mike] Clap it up! 62 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:12,332 -Jenni. -[cheering] 63 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:15,068 -And Vinny. [chuckles] -[cheering] 64 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:17,237 Now, unfortunately, 65 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:21,074 Pauly D couldn't be here tonight so he sent his stand-in, 66 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:23,910 -everyone's favorite doll. -[Jenni] Oh my God. 67 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:25,478 [cheering, laughing] 68 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,514 -Yeah, Pauly! -[cheering] 69 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:29,516 Baby number three, Big Daddy Sitch. 70 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:31,084 Congratulations. 71 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:34,787 Um, how does it feel you've joined the three club 72 00:02:34,787 --> 00:02:35,855 -now with Nicole? -Yes. 73 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:37,724 A dad three times over. 74 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:40,159 Um, I'll be honest with you, it's an amazing feeling, 75 00:02:40,159 --> 00:02:43,463 but three's a game-changer. Three is definitely-- 76 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:44,931 There's always so much. 77 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:46,933 I turn around, like, "Oh my God, there's a baby. 78 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:49,903 There's another baby!" And like, "Oh, another one!" 79 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:52,071 -At daycare. -Again, I'm living my dreams, 80 00:02:52,071 --> 00:02:54,140 I have this big Italian, uh, family. 81 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:56,209 And we're going to take it one day at a time. 82 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:59,145 I love it. Congrats. Now, we'll definitely chat 83 00:02:59,145 --> 00:03:02,749 about baby Luna's Wild Wild West gender reveal later, 84 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:05,585 but we've got to start with the reunion 85 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:07,287 ten years in the making. 86 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:09,822 It wasn't the Nashville hot chicken 87 00:03:09,822 --> 00:03:11,124 that had the roommates sweating. 88 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:13,893 Once Sammi agreed to coexist with Ron, 89 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:15,695 he joined the family vacation 90 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:18,798 and, boy, it was awkward. Take a look. 91 00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:22,969 I think we've all known that Ron may be coming on the trip. 92 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:27,974 And we felt that it was the time to, um, 93 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:31,177 take the leap, if you're okay with 94 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:34,113 all of us under one roof at one time. 95 00:03:34,113 --> 00:03:36,182 You guys have been friends with him for a long time. 96 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:38,384 I'm not going to take that away from you. 97 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:39,852 -At all. -Yes, okay. 98 00:03:39,852 --> 00:03:41,154 Ronnie's here! 99 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:44,457 The moment is finally here. 100 00:03:44,457 --> 00:03:46,225 -[Ron] What's up? -Hey, Ron. 101 00:03:46,225 --> 00:03:47,894 -How are you? -How are you? 102 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,529 -[Nicole] Mmm... -Oh no. 103 00:03:49,529 --> 00:03:51,898 Should've did the group hello. Now he made it awkward. 104 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,700 -[Ron] How are you? -Okay. 105 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,268 -How are you? -Good. 106 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:56,636 Hey, how are you? 107 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:59,672 [slow motion echo] Hey, how are you? 108 00:03:59,672 --> 00:04:01,574 Oh my God, like, I want to die. 109 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,509 It's so cringe, I'm so embarrassed. 110 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:06,079 Ron's here. 111 00:04:08,147 --> 00:04:09,449 Okay, so, Sam, 112 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:11,150 when he was going around the room 113 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:13,686 and hugging everyone, what were you thinking 114 00:04:13,686 --> 00:04:15,421 when he was coming in your direction? 115 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,423 -I was like, "Oh no." -[laughing] 116 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:20,159 I was like, "Please don't come and say hi to me. 117 00:04:20,159 --> 00:04:22,328 I don't want to say hi to you like we're good." 118 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:24,130 Because we're obviously not. 119 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:26,599 We were like, "Bro, just do the group hello." 120 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:30,770 Because he's giving, like, ten-second hugs with everybody, 121 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:33,306 squeezing them to death, and it makes it so awkward 122 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:34,841 when he gets to Sammi, and... 123 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:36,542 So you wanted a general hello. 124 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:38,511 Yeah, do the hugs later. 125 00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:41,848 I feel bad for, like, the room... It's just so weird. 126 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:44,217 It is, but you are such a big person 127 00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:46,119 because you told your roommates, 128 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,388 "I know he's your friend, he's part of this family 129 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:50,723 and I'm not gonna stop that." I give you credit for that. 130 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:53,192 The thing is, we can all coexist, 131 00:04:53,192 --> 00:04:56,429 but I have my own boundaries with that person. 132 00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:59,432 I'm not going to stop him from his life and friendships 133 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:00,000 with these people, and he's not going to stop me 134 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,734 with these people, and he's not going to stop me 135 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:04,470 from my life, you know, my friendships with these people. 136 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:05,538 And that's fair. 137 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:07,640 Sammi, you and Ron shared the roommates 138 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,908 on two vacations, 139 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:11,277 but you never actually uttered a word to him. 140 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:13,913 So if Ron were to say, "Hey, how are you?" 141 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:15,014 on a future vacation, 142 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:17,550 do you think he could get a response? 143 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:18,951 You never know. 144 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:21,187 You broke the ice, so if he sneezes, 145 00:05:21,187 --> 00:05:22,789 maybe he'll get a "God bless you." 146 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:24,757 -[laughing] -We'll see. 147 00:05:24,757 --> 00:05:26,059 Probably not that. 148 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:27,927 -Baby steps. -Might be pushing it. 149 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:30,763 -Yeah, no. -Baby steps, we'll see. 150 00:05:30,763 --> 00:05:32,165 [Justina] I got you. 151 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,534 A little awkwardness had everybody ready 152 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:36,502 to let loose in Nashvegas. 153 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,171 And with the help of some whiskey 154 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,640 and bedazzled denim, the roommates unleashed 155 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,975 their inner honky-tonk. Take a look. 156 00:05:42,975 --> 00:05:44,477 We're in Nashville 157 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:47,080 and we're gonna [bleep] kill it tonight! 158 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,182 You look like a cowgirl. Jersey cowgirl. 159 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,384 I feel this has your name written all over it. 160 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:54,220 [dramatic music playing] 161 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:55,221 [screams] 162 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:58,224 -[shrieks indistinctly] -[man yells] 163 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,326 It is very hard. 164 00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:02,762 -[Nicole] I'm doing karaoke. -Oh my God, no! 165 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:07,133 Oh my God. 166 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:08,835 ♪ I did it all for the Snooki ♪ 167 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:10,770 [Deena] She did it all for the Snooki 168 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:12,071 and forgot all the lyrics. 169 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:14,040 I'm gonna bring the girls to this Nashville studio 170 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,409 and we're gonna write a country song, mamas! 171 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:19,245 [all] ♪ Bull rider for eight seconds ♪ 172 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:22,248 ♪ Hungover, didn't learn our lesson ♪ 173 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:24,217 We're going on a tour after this thing. 174 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:27,487 -[cheering] -Thank you, Nashville! 175 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:29,856 ♪ Jersey Shore tripping ♪ 176 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:31,791 -[cheering] -[Nicole] It was a good song. 177 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:33,559 What was that, eight seconds? 178 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:34,927 [Justina] Bull riding for eight seconds. 179 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:36,662 I thought they were talking about Vinny's Monday night. 180 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:38,297 -[all exclaim] -[sizzling] 181 00:06:38,297 --> 00:06:40,900 -If you want the smoke. -[Justina] Okay. 182 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:44,704 Ladies, have we come up with the name of your girl group? 183 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:46,405 We can be The Tipsy Chicks... 184 00:06:46,405 --> 00:06:48,107 -Dirty Stay-Outs. -Ooh! 185 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:51,077 Oh, I have one! Charcuterie Broads! 186 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,946 -[all] Ooh! -I like that. 187 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:56,048 -Let's go, Deena. -That's clever. 188 00:06:56,048 --> 00:06:57,750 -That is actually clever. -Thanks. 189 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,752 -I can be quick. -But I hated charcuterie day. 190 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:01,721 -I didn't like it. -Kind of quick. 191 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:04,357 Now, Nicole, how's the store search going? 192 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:05,958 I got a spot, I think. 193 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:08,461 And I think I'm going to land it in, like, two weeks. 194 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:10,263 So I gotta go back to Nashville. 195 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,165 -We're going back. -That's gonna be fun. 196 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,367 I just love Nashville, the vibe, the food. 197 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:15,468 Food was good. 198 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:17,537 Mike, that fringe jacket was fire, 199 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:19,906 what's the next occasion you're gonna rock that to? 200 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:21,974 You know what? I was actually thinking, 201 00:07:21,974 --> 00:07:24,277 uh, probably, like, right about now. 202 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,546 -[Justina] Oh! -[Mike] Oh! 203 00:07:27,079 --> 00:07:29,448 -[Nicole] You better keep that. -Wow! 204 00:07:29,448 --> 00:07:32,118 Give us a spin, let's see that fringe. 205 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,253 -[laughs] -[Justina] That's nice. 206 00:07:34,253 --> 00:07:35,988 -I love it. -I love it! 207 00:07:35,988 --> 00:07:37,423 -I like it. -That was good. 208 00:07:37,423 --> 00:07:39,492 Vin, when it came time to wear the jacket out, 209 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:40,927 you backed out, what happened? 210 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:42,962 -Yeah, why'd you back out? -It was tight. 211 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,364 -[Mike] Execution with that. -[Angelina] How was it tight? 212 00:07:45,364 --> 00:07:46,666 That's what she said. 213 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:49,035 -That's what she said, too. -[chuckles] What? 214 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:50,603 [laughing] 215 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:53,339 -Meaning me, like... -I love a good, uh, 216 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:56,409 Vinny and Angelina, uh, row session. 217 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,477 -They never get old. -Oh, they get old. 218 00:07:58,477 --> 00:08:00,213 Speaking of old. Hey, Mike. 219 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:01,514 [all exclaim] 220 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:03,716 -Oh my God. -Should I move? 221 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:06,485 -A battle about to go down? -It's good to have you there. 222 00:08:06,485 --> 00:08:08,788 You're the referee. Okay. 223 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,257 Deena, talk to me about bull riding. 224 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:13,726 How does it compare to drunk dancing on the bar? 225 00:08:13,726 --> 00:08:16,128 Drunk dancing on the bar I'm a pro at. 226 00:08:16,128 --> 00:08:18,497 -[Justina] Yes. -And the bull riding, 227 00:08:18,497 --> 00:08:21,033 I thought, like, "Eh, I'm going to jump on this thing 228 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:23,736 ride the [bleep] out of it, and then I'll be fine." 229 00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:26,472 -Damn! -Like a ... for the night. 230 00:08:26,472 --> 00:08:27,940 [overlapping exclamations] 231 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:30,543 The first one didn't have any horns to hold on to. 232 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:32,411 You could've just grabbed Angelina's. 233 00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:34,947 -So I was, like, annoyed. -Oh! 234 00:08:34,947 --> 00:08:37,783 -She wasn't there. -You already did that, asshole. 235 00:08:37,783 --> 00:08:39,151 You guys looked hot. 236 00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:40,753 -Seeing that clip... -[bleep]. 237 00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:42,889 ...it looked a lot slower than it felt. 238 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:44,857 Though, Ang, they say if you could ride 239 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:47,260 a mechanical bull, you're good in bed. What do you think? 240 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:50,062 I think I could [bleep] ride one and I'm good in bed. 241 00:08:50,062 --> 00:08:51,731 -Vinny, you should know. -Damn. 242 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:53,599 -Oh! -[Justina] Vin, is this true? 243 00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:55,234 -Nah. -[chuckling] 244 00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:57,637 -She fell off quick. -Excuse yourself? 245 00:08:57,637 --> 00:09:00,273 You were like a [bleep] hot dog in a blanket. 246 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,408 You were like a hot dog down a hallway. 247 00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:03,943 -Oh my God! -Oh, [bleep]! 248 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:06,779 -Old, no one gives a [bleep]. -Yeah, so is your vagina. 249 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:08,514 You just laid there like a dead fish. 250 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:10,216 -[Deena] What is happening? -Damn! 251 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,251 -They need privacy. -The only movement you did 252 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:14,220 -was get a condom. -You want us to leave? 253 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:17,556 Alright, definitely some sexual tension. 254 00:09:17,556 --> 00:09:19,492 Maybe we'll get a lap dance to release it. 255 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,193 We should go to commercial break. 256 00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:24,230 I'm not doing another one. Since he's such a stripper, 257 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,932 -he should know how to do it. -No. 258 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:28,034 [Justina] Alright, awkward! 259 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:29,936 Coming up, grab the toilet paper, 260 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:32,705 Nashville hot chicken is in the building. 261 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:34,006 -Oh no. -Will the roommates 262 00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:37,310 answer spicy fan questions, or face the heat? 263 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,979 Find out when the Jersey Shore Reunion returns. 264 00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:41,914 -[Vinny mocking] -[laughing] 265 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,816 [indistinct chatter] 266 00:09:43,816 --> 00:09:45,217 I was not good. 267 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:48,587 The longer you keep it in the mouth, the hotter it is. 268 00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:50,623 -[Angelina] Hold on. -[Vinny] Swallow it. 269 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:54,527 -The mayor was so nice. -The "mare"? 270 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:57,063 -It's two syllables. -Leave me alone, Vinny. 271 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,898 I didn't like that you did that. It really hurt me. 272 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,000 -I don't care. -I'm not doing this [bleep]. 273 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,200 -I don't care. -I'm not doing this [bleep]. 274 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,501 Oh, wow! 275 00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:03,502 [upbeat house music playing] 276 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:09,142 [upbeat house music playing] 277 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,845 [upbeat dance music playing] 278 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:18,351 Welcome back to the Jersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion. 279 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,320 I'm your girl Justina Valentine. 280 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,455 Mike and Jenni outlasted their roommates 281 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,657 in the Nashville hot chicken challenge, 282 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:27,360 and walked away with $500 283 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,396 and the devil's diarrhea. 284 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:31,398 -Oh my God. -Okay, Mike, we've got to chat 285 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,266 -about the "[bleep]-uation." -Yes. 286 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,734 The waiter said it could be 287 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:36,536 a three-day bathroom commitment, was it? 288 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:39,072 -Cleanse. -It definitely was. 289 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,774 Um, I applaud Jenni 290 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:43,943 because she was, like, neck-and-neck the whole time. 291 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:46,413 You saw, she wasn't going to let me win by myself. 292 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:49,382 It was about the competition, it definitely was. 293 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,818 Anything with chicken tendies, you had me at "hello." 294 00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:56,923 Well, hello tonight, because the hot chicken is back. 295 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:59,592 Every reunion, the fans hit us with questions, 296 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:02,862 but this time around, you don't have to answer. 297 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,964 If you decide to skip the question, 298 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:09,068 you'll have to take a bite of Nashville hot chicken. 299 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:12,906 Okay, Angelina, Sebastian wants to know, 300 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,842 -smush, marry, kill. -[bleep] my life. 301 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,344 Vinny 2.0, Old Bridge, 302 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,981 or your favorite Jets player, Nick Bawden. 303 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:24,717 -Well, damn! -I'm eating a piece of chicken. 304 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:27,720 -I'm not doing this [bleep]. -[Justina] I don't blame you. 305 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,122 [Nicole] Go eat your chicken. 306 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,424 The wife might make another TikTok. 307 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,693 The wife's gonna make a TikTok regardless. 308 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,929 -[Vinny chuckles] -You're right. 309 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:36,863 A nice big bite. 310 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,765 Just shove it in your mouth. 311 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:43,036 -[dramatic music] -[Justina] Is it hot? 312 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,571 You're just sucking. Not chewing. 313 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:45,905 -Are you okay? -Swallow it. 314 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,907 -Swallow. -She gonna swallow it whole. 315 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:49,642 It's mad hot. I'm [bleep]. Hold on. 316 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,911 [Deena] It's worse that you're keeping it in your mouth. 317 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,012 I can't swallow it. 318 00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:54,848 The longer you keep it in the mouth, Ang 319 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,049 the hotter it is. 320 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:59,452 -[gags] -Why are you going for seconds? 321 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,854 Oh, I didn't have to? 322 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:02,822 [Justina] Take a nice sip. 323 00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:04,591 -[Nicole] Ugh. -[Justina] Is that hot? 324 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,961 It's not as bad as I thought, but it's still hot. 325 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,896 -It's got an after-taste. -Okay. 326 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,331 Good job, Ang. 327 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:14,234 This question comes from Dylan, who wants to know, 328 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,003 Sammi, "Nicole, Mike, and Vinny all appeared 329 00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,805 on Dancing With The Stars. 330 00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:21,841 Rank them from best dancer to worst dancer." 331 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,776 -Best to worst. -Obviously I'm gonna pick Nicole 332 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,078 'cause she killed it. 333 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,479 Then I think Vinny, 334 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,115 'cause I think he got a little farther than Mike, right? 335 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,517 -Yes. -And then Mike, 336 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,619 -that's the only reason why. -I was the first to do it. 337 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,854 -It's hard. So hard to do... -Second to do it! 338 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:36,556 Ang, how you doing over there? 339 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:37,991 -Not good. -You need more milk? 340 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,959 -You okay? -I'm going to try to suck it up. 341 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,694 -Suck it up. -There's more chicken 342 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,930 in the building, and we'll see if the roommates 343 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,231 are done with the heat. 344 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:47,767 But first, anyone looking for an excuse 345 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,470 to call out of work this September is in luck. 346 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:53,139 Move over, Labor Day, there's a new holiday 347 00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:56,142 on the calendar, Jersey Shore Day. Take a look. 348 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,179 We're finally getting recognition! 349 00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:02,982 [indistinct cheering] 350 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:05,151 [cheering] 351 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:09,589 This is super overwhelming in such an amazing way. 352 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:13,426 Like, I did not expect all these people to be here for us. 353 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:16,496 The Jersey Shore cast has become a regular part 354 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:19,933 of Atlantic City's world-class entertainment. 355 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,502 Back in the day, nobody really wanted us. 356 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:23,937 The governor didn't mess with us. 357 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,806 Italian American associations didn't mess with us. 358 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,943 First, we really want to thank each and every one of you 359 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,879 for watching us for all those years, 360 00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:36,516 and welcoming us to your home every Thursday night. 361 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:37,784 [Jenni] This is beyond epic. 362 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:40,587 We're still here, 15 years later. 363 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,355 -Jerz Day! -[all] Jerz Day! 364 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,357 -[Deena] Look at us! -Clap for that. 365 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,426 -Look at us. -Icons. 366 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,128 Nicole, when you heard the mayor of Atlantic City 367 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,663 wanted to give you guys your own day, 368 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,966 -what did you think? -I was so proud of us. 369 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,634 I feel like ever since, 370 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,903 you know, the show came out so many years ago, 371 00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:58,071 we got so much hate. 372 00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,740 -Yeah. -It was an honor and we love AC. 373 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,209 You guys are legends. Now, roommates, why do you think 374 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,478 the world ultimately fell in love with you guys? 375 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:09,115 I think we were real at a time where the Kardashians 376 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:12,919 and The Hills were taking off, but we brought a different vibe 377 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,887 that either people could relate to, 378 00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:17,090 or just were magnified to watch. 379 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,258 -We're trash. -Yeah! 380 00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:22,028 Deena, what was your favorite part of Jersey Shore Day? 381 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:26,599 I think just the mayor, like, was so nice. 382 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,167 She says that word funny. 383 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,503 -Mayor? I say everything funny. -[Nicole] Mayor. 384 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:31,604 -Vegas. -Vegas! 385 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:32,705 [indistinct chatter] 386 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,841 The "mare"? It's two syllables, not one. 387 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,542 Leave me alone, Vinny. 388 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,478 Okay, just because all of a sudden 389 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,079 you have a really good dialogue. 390 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:41,914 Watch him back in the day. 391 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,650 He doesn't sound like he does now. 392 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,618 -Let me live. -He sounds more polished. 393 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:48,421 Yeah. He went to, like, a freaking speech therapist 394 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,857 -or something. Relax! -[laughing] 395 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:54,927 Nicole, you kept calling this a national holiday. 396 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,497 -Sadly, it's not. -[sad trombone] 397 00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:00,199 But we know President Obama used to watch Jersey Shore. 398 00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:02,869 -Yeah. -So maybe Papa Joe does too. 399 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,071 I want you to look to the camera, 400 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,000 and pitch why Jersey Shore Day 401 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,839 and pitch why Jersey Shore Day 402 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:09,275 needs to become a national holiday. 403 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,578 Jersey Shore should be a national holiday 404 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,614 because we're [bleep] amazing, 405 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:18,985 and we're beautiful, and we love house music, and we dance fun, 406 00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:22,722 and we do GTL, and everybody in the world should do the same. 407 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:25,024 [all cheering] 408 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,626 And when Nicole pulls up, 409 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,795 -you know the party's here. -Yes. 410 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,797 -And drink your wine. -Jersey Shore Day 411 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:34,233 wasn't the only thing the roommates celebrated in AC. 412 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,969 When Vinny wasn't on stage getting an award, 413 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,438 he was getting naked. 414 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,339 Angelina, it may have been Vinny's night, 415 00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:42,408 but you got the chance to prove to the world 416 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:43,943 you can give a good lap dance. 417 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,745 How'd it feel to get your redemption? 418 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,280 [Angelina] I don't know, Vin, how'd I do? 419 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,083 The redemption was good. It started getting weird. 420 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,185 -So I made it weirder. -[Angelina] Why? 421 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,120 -[Justina] Yeah. -That's what I do. 422 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,421 Why'd it get weird? 423 00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:56,923 -You were-- -[Nicole] Ew. 424 00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,891 -[Angelina] Your ... went up. -You were grinding on me. 425 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:01,094 -He probably got a... -Oh, wow! 426 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,361 Totally went up. 427 00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:04,630 But wait, Vin, it seemed like the crowd 428 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:08,801 loved Angelina's lap dance, but then you posted it was mid, 429 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,871 so what does my girl have to do for you to respect it? 430 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,873 -That's a little [bleep] up. -You know, 431 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,876 I like [bleep], like, strip clubs in Queens, 432 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,078 with the booties twerking and [bleep], 433 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,713 that are, like, this big. 434 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,915 I'm a hard [bleep] audience for that, you know? 435 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,684 -But it was good. -But it was mid, 436 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,786 but now you're saying it's good, so pick one. 437 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,756 -It was mid. -[laughing] 438 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,958 No, I'm gonna... It was not mid! 439 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,694 -You redeemed yourself, girl. -The best lap dance I've seen. 440 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,629 You had to push me down 'cause it was getting weird 441 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,898 'cause your [bleep] went up. Give me a break. 442 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,334 We gotta keep it moving. Coming up, 443 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,403 we'll answer the most important question on the boardwalk. 444 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:47,573 Is it pork roll or Taylor ham? Find out next. 445 00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,542 Definitely, it's definitely pork roll. 446 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,210 -[Angelina] No! -No! 447 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,814 -Raise the accountability flag. -[clears throat] 448 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,383 Did anyone else get it in somewhere we wouldn't expect? 449 00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:58,885 -[chuckles] -What the [bleep]? 450 00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,586 -Those beds are jail beds. -Yeah. 451 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,854 That's why Mike was comfortable. 452 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:02,822 Oh! 453 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,357 -Damn! -[laughing] 454 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,358 [upbeat house music playing] 455 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,964 [upbeat house music playing] 456 00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:14,434 -[upbeat music playing] -[applause] 457 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,870 We're back with the Jersey Shore Reunion . 458 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:20,040 You can't go to Atlantic City without hitting the boardwalk. 459 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,642 But the roommates also decided to return 460 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,679 to the place Mike called The Museum of Ejaculation. 461 00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:28,248 The OG Shore House, take a look. 462 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,184 I say we go back where it all began. 463 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,453 Right to Seaside. 464 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,588 -Down the street right now! -Yeah! 465 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:36,690 [cheering] 466 00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:38,692 -Honey, I'm home! -[Deena] We're home! 467 00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:40,860 [sniffs] Oh, it smells like [bleep]! 468 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:44,497 It's been 11 years since I've been in this house. 469 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,833 -Hello! -I hear a girl. 470 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:47,801 Nothing's changed. 471 00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:50,136 It still smells exactly the same, 472 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:52,372 like sweat and regret... [laughs] ...all in it. 473 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,307 -[Nicole] Did Pauly leave? -Pauly had to go. 474 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,475 Pauly left already? 475 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,843 -He had to go. -He just left. 476 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,411 -Oh my God! -[all whining] 477 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,680 -[Vinny] He had a gig. -[grunts] 478 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,783 I can't believe we missed hanging with the boys 479 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,319 because Angelina was throwing a tantrum in her room. 480 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,221 You guys still got the keys to this place? 481 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,457 -Think you can just drop by? -[bleep]! Danny's here! 482 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,258 We do tours of the house now, guys. 483 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,927 -It's a museum. -Like the White House. 484 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,228 It's a museum now. 485 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,763 But it's our museum. 486 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,698 You never were here. What, you spent five days here? 487 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,300 -Bitch, I [bleep]-- -Oh, [bleep]! 488 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,135 You walked through the door, then you walked out. 489 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:25,105 Grab your garbage bag and please leave again, alright? 490 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,139 [bleep]! 491 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,041 Where's the beach? Where's the beach? 492 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,844 -We're making it work. -One of the main procedures 493 00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:33,646 of staying in the Shore House is to break out the black light. 494 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:37,384 [overlapping shrieks and shouts] 495 00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:41,187 Yo, this right here is a museum of ejaculation. 496 00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:42,856 [Deena] Let's check the beds. 497 00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:45,191 Damn! Splitty-splat! 498 00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:47,660 I feel like people pay to [bleep] here. Mm-hmm. 499 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,062 Yup. [smacks lips] 500 00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:51,564 [sighs] Casa de amore, man. Peace. 501 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,632 Mike's sleeping, 502 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,933 so let's just go sleep 503 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,268 at my nice shore house, 504 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,504 and we'll come back in the morning like we never left. 505 00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,272 [Jenni] Get in the [bleep] back. 506 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,307 -You're so loud. -[laughing] 507 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,477 -[Nicole] Bye, Mike, love you. -[Deena] Bye, Mike. 508 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,346 -[Jenni] Aw. -[comedic bell sting] 509 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:09,716 Sammi, this was your first time being back to the Shore House 510 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:10,984 -in a decade. -Yes. 511 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,585 [Justina] What did it feel like? 512 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:16,122 It felt like old times, and it smelled exactly like... 513 00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:17,724 -Always. -...from back in the day. 514 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:20,160 -Nothing's changed in there. -Always has the same smell. 515 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,595 It was like, I'm just back in 2009 again. 516 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,197 What is that smell? 517 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,266 You guys keep saying it and it's like... 518 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,601 -Think it's the tide. Low tide. -It smells like the inside 519 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,336 -of a seashell. -[Justina] Okay. 520 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,671 -[Sammi] Like mildew. -Yeah. 521 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,040 Jenni, the point of going back to the boardwalk 522 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,276 was to all be there together, but unfortunately, 523 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,011 Pauly left before the girls made it-- 524 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,046 -[Jenni clears throat] -How bummed were you? 525 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,347 -My fault. -Hmm! 526 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,882 [Mike] Ooh! 527 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,385 -Raise the accountability flag. -There you go! 528 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,853 [Mike] That was good. 529 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,288 -Good for you, girl. -Good job. 530 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,123 -I am sorry about that. -Thank you. 531 00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:51,825 -Yeah. -Well, you were on time today, 532 00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:53,092 so that's a step in the right direction. 533 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,494 Yeah. 534 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,463 [Justina] The black light results were overwhelming. 535 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:59,699 We all know you smushed in your beds, the Smush Room, 536 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,134 -and the jacuzzi. -Yeah. 537 00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:03,837 But did anyone else get it in somewhere we wouldn't expect, 538 00:20:03,837 --> 00:20:05,672 -like the bean bag? -[coughs] 539 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:06,773 -Vinny? -No! 540 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,141 -Bean bag? Nah. -Not any of us! 541 00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:11,377 Actually, Vinny used to, uh, go to the, uh... 542 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,847 -Shore House. -The Shore House off-camera 543 00:20:13,847 --> 00:20:15,348 -just to [bleep]. -[Vinny] Yeah. 544 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,449 -I did that once. -Sicko! 545 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,184 -You had your key? -We're grandfathered in. 546 00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:19,853 We get a room any time we want. 547 00:20:19,853 --> 00:20:21,254 What, do you go to the girl, like, "Hey, 548 00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,223 you want to have sex in the Shore House?" 549 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,225 I'm like, "Baby, want to rewrite history?" 550 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,393 -"Baby"? -Ew, "baby"! 551 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,529 Nicole, you didn't wanna sleep at the Shore House. 552 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,965 What disgusted you about sleeping there the most? 553 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:33,800 [Vinny] She's like, "I'm rich now." 554 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,468 -[indistinct chatter] -No, it's-- 555 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,004 It's not even rich. It's just I feel clean now. 556 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,973 I'm not as dirty, like I used to be. 557 00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:41,574 -Those beds are jail beds. -Yeah. 558 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,542 Yeah. 559 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,043 That's why Mike was comfortable. 560 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,645 -[sizzling] -Oh! 561 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,247 Damn! 562 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:50,650 That's good. I actually, ironically, was comfortable 563 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:53,653 in prison, yes. I was able to adapt 564 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,989 -to any situation. -[Justina] Good for you. 565 00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:57,590 -I wonder why. -[Justina] Okay. 566 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,293 The return to the boardwalk brought back good memories, 567 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,628 a trip to Spicy's, 568 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,463 and the age-old Jersey debate, 569 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,965 is it pork roll or Taylor ham? 570 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,668 So Mike and Nicole, we know where you guys stand, 571 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:12,038 everyone else, I need to know, is it Taylor ham or pork roll? 572 00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:13,072 [gasps] 573 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,674 -I-I say both. -Okay. 574 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:15,642 -I say both. -Pork roll. 575 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,378 -Ang? -I guess Taylor ham, I guess, 576 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,380 -I see that more often. -Okay. 577 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,348 -Jenni? -I don't eat pork. 578 00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:25,151 -[Justina] No pork on your fork. -No pork on my fork. 579 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,420 I'm from New York, we eat bacon, egg, and cheese. 580 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,489 -I was going to say that. -That's very true. 581 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,291 I've never even heard of those [bleep] words. 582 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,526 I'm gonna have to say it's Taylor ham. 583 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,328 -Thanks, babe. -Boo, Justina! 584 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:37,096 No, it's a North Jersey-- 585 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,432 -It's North Jersey, yeah. -I'm from North Jersey, 586 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,800 so it's definitely Taylor ham, 587 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,435 -but I know South Jersey-- -Thanks, boo. 588 00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:44,103 -Exactly. -[Justina] You already know. 589 00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,906 -Thank you. -We've got some other topics 590 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:49,609 that inspire passionate debates in the tri-state area. 591 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,978 I want to see where you all stand on these. 592 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:54,881 Alright, water ice or Italian ice? 593 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,516 -[all] Italian ice! -Of course. 594 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,017 -Water ice? -Water ice. 595 00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,619 Sauce or gravy? 596 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,788 -[all] Sauce. -Whoever says gravy is a weirdo. 597 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,156 -[record scratch effect] -Ooh! 598 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,291 Cheese pizza or a pie? 599 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:06,626 -Cheese pizza. -Ooh. 600 00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:07,000 -Pie. -Pie. 601 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:07,860 -Pie. -Pie. 602 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,062 -Pie. -Maybe I don't-- 603 00:22:09,062 --> 00:22:10,964 -No, I say a pie. -[Justina laughs] Okay. 604 00:22:10,964 --> 00:22:14,801 -Hey-o! -Let's end with hoagie, sub, 605 00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:16,769 grinder, or hero? 606 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:18,104 -[Vinny, Nicole] Hero. -Sub. 607 00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:19,238 -Sub. -Sub. 608 00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:21,741 I think Vinny looks like a grinder, though. 609 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,643 -That was a good one. -Okay. 610 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:25,578 You're not giving him a point for that? 611 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,914 -No, that was... -It kinda was a little good. 612 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:29,582 -That was good. -I didn't hear it. 613 00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:33,019 Okay, coming up, more spicy fan questions. 614 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:35,955 Will the roommates face the heat or eat the heat? 615 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:38,891 Plus, Angelina finally met her real father. 616 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,394 Where does their relationship stand now? 617 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,162 Find out when the reunion returns. 618 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:47,867 Number one, I think it's weird, and also, I'm not done talking. 619 00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:52,305 How long does the average female orgasm last? 620 00:22:52,305 --> 00:22:54,574 -With me? All day. -What the [bleep]? 621 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:55,842 -Oh my God! -What the [bleep]? 622 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:58,011 Did you close the door on your biological dad 623 00:22:58,011 --> 00:22:59,178 that you just met? 624 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:00,680 [upbeat house music playing] 625 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:06,052 [upbeat house music playing] 626 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,054 -[upbeat music playing] -[applause] 627 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,757 We're back with our Jersey Shore family. 628 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:14,560 The fans have some questions and they did not hold back. 629 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,663 Roommates, if you don't want to answer, 630 00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:20,133 all you've got to do is eat some Nashville hot chicken. 631 00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:22,335 -Okay? You guys ready? -Maybe. 632 00:23:22,335 --> 00:23:24,003 Jessica wants to know, Mike, 633 00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:25,872 "Which podcast is better, 634 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:27,573 the Meatball Podcast 635 00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,710 or Something Went Wrong with Vinny Guadagnino?" 636 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,679 -Whoa! -Damn! 637 00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:34,747 -[Vinny] You should answer it. -Oh God. 638 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,549 I might have to eat the tendies, man. 639 00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:38,785 -Aw. Love you, Mike! -That's political. That's it. 640 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:41,154 -That's nice, Mike. -Thank you, Mike. 641 00:23:41,154 --> 00:23:43,056 I never met a tendy I didn't like. 642 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:46,793 Two different podcasts, people. Two different podcasts. 643 00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:48,361 Grab that tendy and put it in your mouth. 644 00:23:48,361 --> 00:23:51,097 -That's what she said. -You'll have to eat that. 645 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:53,366 -Eat it in one bite, daddy. -Ew. 646 00:23:53,366 --> 00:23:54,500 [Nicole] Ew. 647 00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:56,903 The eyes are watering. 648 00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:58,504 -Yeah, 'cause it's hot. -Yeah. 649 00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:00,740 Good job! If it was hot. 650 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:05,611 We got more hot chicken fan questions on the way. 651 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:09,182 Last season, Angelina set out to find her biological father. 652 00:24:09,182 --> 00:24:11,551 But finding him was just the beginning. 653 00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:12,618 Let's take a look. 654 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:15,188 So here is where we start. 655 00:24:15,188 --> 00:24:18,624 -First, this is grandmama. -So cute. 656 00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:21,761 And then this is your aunt, Corrine. 657 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,529 Your birth father's sister. 658 00:24:23,529 --> 00:24:25,865 What about the half-sister? Is she around here also? 659 00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:27,934 She lives in Brooklyn. Her name is Michelle. 660 00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:29,302 [Jenni] You have a hot sister. 661 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:31,871 My half-sister's hot! Vinny's gonna try to bang her. 662 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:34,841 Let's not make this about Vinny. 663 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:39,011 Your biological father's name is Alfred William. 664 00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:42,215 He's living in Monmouth County. 665 00:24:42,215 --> 00:24:44,417 -[all gasp] -This is Monmouth County! 666 00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:46,219 This is [bleep] Monmouth county! 667 00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:47,720 -Oh! I got goosies. -Same! 668 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,122 What the hell? 669 00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:51,858 Nice to meet you. 670 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:54,927 Nice to meet you. 671 00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:57,363 Nothing in this world can compare to finally meeting 672 00:24:57,363 --> 00:25:00,400 my biological dad, and hugging this man. 673 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,268 Disturbing that I didn't know. 674 00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:04,103 I could've watched you growing and stuff. 675 00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:06,272 -I know. -Been a part of your life. 676 00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:08,975 All I've ever wanted in my life is, like, to have a father. 677 00:25:09,442 --> 00:25:11,110 -[sobs] -Everything will be alright. 678 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:14,380 -[sobs] -[tense music] 679 00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:18,317 The last few weeks of my life have not been good. 680 00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:20,753 The dad situation... 681 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,956 Everything just, like, got weird. 682 00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:27,727 The night that I met him, he grabs my watch, 683 00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:30,296 and he's like, "Is that a Rolex?" 684 00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:32,765 I really didn't want to think anything of it, 685 00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:36,669 but then his dog had this big infection, 686 00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:39,806 and he was saying he didn't have money for the dog. 687 00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:42,141 So it's like, "Angelina, can you help me?" 688 00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:44,110 Then he needed his teeth done. 689 00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:46,612 He asked me to go get his eyes done. 690 00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:49,081 He asked for MTV Movie Award tickets. 691 00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:53,019 You have to tiptoe into relationships little by little. 692 00:25:53,019 --> 00:25:55,922 -It's called healthy boundaries. -So what should I say? 693 00:25:55,922 --> 00:26:00,092 Just be like, "Please do not contact me for money 694 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,461 ever again. 695 00:26:01,461 --> 00:26:03,396 If you would like to have a relationship 696 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:05,531 with your daughter, I will be here for you 697 00:26:05,531 --> 00:26:07,433 when you're ready. Love you." 698 00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:09,402 -That's it. -Send. 699 00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:12,004 Why did he do this? Why did he have to do this? 700 00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:14,640 -Ang, I'm so sorry. -[exhales, cries] 701 00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:17,677 [sniffles] 702 00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:21,180 Ang, I see you're getting a little emotional. 703 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:23,216 -Very emotional. -Can't imagine how you feel. 704 00:26:23,216 --> 00:26:25,718 What was going through your head when the genealogist 705 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:26,986 said she finally found him? 706 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:28,621 I couldn't believe this guy was living 707 00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:30,022 under my nose the whole time. 708 00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:33,159 -[Justina] The same county. -Literally, like, a drive away. 709 00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:35,194 When the genealogist showed you pictures, 710 00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:37,730 is that what you envisioned your family would look like? 711 00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:39,966 -Yeah. Especially my sister. -It is? 712 00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:41,534 -I was like, "Holy [bleep]." -Yeah. 713 00:26:41,534 --> 00:26:43,870 -"That is my twin." -Now, your first reaction, 714 00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,605 was that you're like, "Damn, she's hot. 715 00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:48,374 Vinny's gonna want to bang her." You still think so? 716 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:50,443 I mean, you never said anything about her. 717 00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,612 I mean, I would do it for the plot. 718 00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:54,914 -Oh my God! -What the [bleep]? 719 00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:56,883 Give the viewers what they want. 720 00:26:56,883 --> 00:26:58,451 We do what we can for the ratings. 721 00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:01,187 -[scoffs] -When did things unravel 722 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:03,289 -with your dad? -Basically, like, right away. 723 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,458 It just, like, kept spiraling. 724 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,293 Like, every day was something else. 725 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:09,095 Why the [bleep] are you just meeting me 726 00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:10,863 and you're asking for money right away? 727 00:27:10,863 --> 00:27:14,267 And then when I sent that text message to him, 728 00:27:14,267 --> 00:27:16,969 I was in interview, and the phone went off, 729 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:20,439 and it was a [bleep] novel. It kept going, and going, 730 00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:23,242 and just, like, it was just so terrible, the text. 731 00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:26,312 Did you close the door on your biological dad you just met? 732 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:27,480 -I did. -Okay. 733 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:28,548 I gave him a second chance, 734 00:27:28,548 --> 00:27:30,082 he asked me for Rangers tickets. 735 00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:31,784 Not for... I said, "For who?" 736 00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:33,519 "Me and Michelle." Hi! 737 00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:36,188 I'm your daughter too, like, what the [bleep]? 738 00:27:36,188 --> 00:27:39,225 Last time at the reunion, you said your relationship 739 00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:40,660 with your mom was no more. 740 00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:42,428 Where do you guys stand at this moment? 741 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:45,197 So I went to her apartment two weeks ago 742 00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:47,133 for the first time in a year. 743 00:27:47,133 --> 00:27:48,267 Wow. 744 00:27:48,734 --> 00:27:50,636 -So you guys are rebuilding. -We are. 745 00:27:50,636 --> 00:27:53,606 [sighs] Well, Ang, we wish, you know, you the best, 746 00:27:53,606 --> 00:27:55,308 in your journey with your family, 747 00:27:55,308 --> 00:27:57,543 and very glad to hear that you're back on the path 748 00:27:57,543 --> 00:27:59,278 with your mom, and God bless. 749 00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:02,000 -Thank you. -Coming up, usually it's MVP, 750 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:02,381 -Thank you. -Coming up, usually it's MVP, 751 00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:04,951 but this season, it was Mike and the girls. 752 00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:06,619 -I loved it. -He learned a whole lot 753 00:28:06,619 --> 00:28:08,521 about giving birth, but does he know 754 00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:10,323 what PMS stands for? 755 00:28:10,323 --> 00:28:13,059 Find out next when the men take on the ladies 756 00:28:13,059 --> 00:28:15,628 -in a battle of the sexes. -Ooh! 757 00:28:18,431 --> 00:28:19,732 A free-for-all. 758 00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:21,300 You can eat somebody else's [bleep] placenta. 759 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:22,501 Like, "I guess I'll try it." 760 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:24,236 -Don't get me turned on. -[laughing] 761 00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:27,773 "Snooki Night was fun, but your pitching needs work." 762 00:28:27,773 --> 00:28:29,342 -[Deena] Hey! -Hater. 763 00:28:29,342 --> 00:28:30,643 What a brat! 764 00:28:30,643 --> 00:28:33,579 So was Sammi stirring the pot? 765 00:28:33,579 --> 00:28:34,981 It was a little corny. 766 00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:36,816 [upbeat house music playing] 767 00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:42,021 [upbeat house music playing] 768 00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:44,390 [applause] 769 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:47,827 Welcome back to Jersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion. 770 00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:50,296 Let's get into some more fan questions. 771 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:54,800 Okay, Craig has one for Nicole, and this one's a dare. 772 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:58,638 "Snooki Night was fun, but your pitching needs work." 773 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:04,377 -Relax, I thought I did great. -Relax, Craig. 774 00:29:04,377 --> 00:29:06,178 -Hater. -What a brat. 775 00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:10,016 Craig says, "Throw a strike, or eat some hot chicken." 776 00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:11,450 -Throw a strike. -Okay. 777 00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:12,785 You got this. 778 00:29:12,785 --> 00:29:14,353 [jaunty build-up music playing] 779 00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:16,455 -You go, girl. -Get it, girl. 780 00:29:16,455 --> 00:29:17,757 You got it. 781 00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:19,292 How many chances do I have here? 782 00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:24,330 -[Deena cheers] -[all cheer] 783 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:25,331 Let's go! 784 00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:28,734 [jaunty music playing] 785 00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:34,040 Let's go! 786 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,709 -That was amazing! -[bleep] that guy! 787 00:29:36,709 --> 00:29:38,844 Just want to say my son's a pitcher. 788 00:29:38,844 --> 00:29:42,081 -[Angelina] Wow! -Whoa, I love that! 789 00:29:42,081 --> 00:29:44,617 -He gets it from his mama. -Aw. 790 00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,986 -Impressive. -Are you not entertained? 791 00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:50,589 Take that, Craig! Alright, usually it's MVP, 792 00:29:50,589 --> 00:29:51,991 but this season, Mike enjoyed 793 00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:54,293 some quality time with the ladies. 794 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,996 And their candid conversations had him shook. 795 00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:58,264 -Take a look. -Yup. 796 00:29:58,264 --> 00:29:59,632 [Nicole] Girls night with Mike! 797 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:00,766 -[cheering] -Let's go, girls. 798 00:30:00,766 --> 00:30:02,835 -Let's go get a mammogram. -Oh my God. 799 00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:05,438 [Jenni] Let's go, Mike. Pap smear time! 800 00:30:05,438 --> 00:30:07,473 [Sammi] Girls Night with Mike. 801 00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:09,108 Sammi, when are you having your first? 802 00:30:09,108 --> 00:30:11,344 I love kids, but who the hell knows? 803 00:30:11,344 --> 00:30:13,512 [Mike] It's all ladies and BDS tonight, 804 00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:15,281 which is totally cool. 805 00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:17,583 I mean the pregnancy part, like, you know, 806 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:20,119 your vagina opens up so big, and like... 807 00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:21,354 What the hell? 808 00:30:21,354 --> 00:30:24,056 But the girls are getting a little too comfortable 809 00:30:24,056 --> 00:30:25,791 with BDS right now. 810 00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:28,094 The amount of water that came out of me, 811 00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:30,196 -they had to get sponges. -Oh God. 812 00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:32,365 I started feeling a lot of pressure down there, 813 00:30:32,365 --> 00:30:34,200 and I said, "I don't know if I pooped 814 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,434 or if he's ready to come out." 815 00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:37,236 When you have to push the second time, 816 00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:38,938 -to get the, um... -The sack. 817 00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:41,140 -Yeah. -The sack. 818 00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:43,275 -What sack? -The placenta! 819 00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:44,343 Oh, God! 820 00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:45,811 Some people eat that [bleep]. 821 00:30:45,811 --> 00:30:46,979 Oh, God. 822 00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:50,016 I was trying to push mine back in. 823 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:52,318 [Mike] Back in where? 824 00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:53,886 Back in where? 825 00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:55,020 [Mike] How much longer? 826 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,555 -[laughing] -I'm dying. 827 00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:58,924 So Mike, how does it feel to be one of the girls? 828 00:30:58,924 --> 00:31:01,961 -It definitely, um, was a lot. -[Justina] Yeah. 829 00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:03,596 -It was a lot. -A lot to take in. 830 00:31:03,596 --> 00:31:06,499 I definitely missed my boys. 831 00:31:06,499 --> 00:31:09,802 Um, but I thought I played the part well... 832 00:31:09,802 --> 00:31:11,036 -with the girls. -You did. 833 00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:13,072 The ladies had no filter around you. 834 00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:15,107 Are you guys just that comfortable around Mike? 835 00:31:15,107 --> 00:31:16,842 -For sure. -[Deena] Absolutely. 836 00:31:16,842 --> 00:31:18,377 -He's our big brother. -Sometimes I feel 837 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,246 like he's one of the girls. So, like, eh, whatever. 838 00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:23,048 -I love hanging out with Mike. -He is so much fun. 839 00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:26,786 Vinny, would you have been cool hearing bloody placenta stories, 840 00:31:26,786 --> 00:31:28,254 eating them and all that? 841 00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:30,256 -I mean, don't get me turned on. -[chuckling] 842 00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:31,690 -You know what I'm saying? -Ew! 843 00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:33,492 -He would've been fine. -Deena, 844 00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:35,428 what have you heard are the benefits 845 00:31:35,428 --> 00:31:36,662 of eating your placenta? 846 00:31:36,662 --> 00:31:39,598 -[inhales] -So it's very healthy for you 847 00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:43,002 and it helps the baby, if you're doing breastfeeding. 848 00:31:43,002 --> 00:31:45,604 But I stored my placenta 849 00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:48,941 because it's good for you later on with dementia, 850 00:31:48,941 --> 00:31:51,877 and, like, so many other types 851 00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:54,547 of, um... I guess, diseases. 852 00:31:54,547 --> 00:31:57,650 But it wouldn't help somebody that didn't have a baby? 853 00:31:57,650 --> 00:31:58,984 What? 854 00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:01,420 You're not supposed to eat someone else's. 855 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:03,022 Thought it was a free-for-all, 856 00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:04,590 you can eat somebody else's [bleep] placenta. 857 00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:07,326 -"Alright, I guess I'll try it." -You eat your own placenta. 858 00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:10,329 -That's the next challenge. -Oh my God! 859 00:32:10,329 --> 00:32:12,665 Answer a question or eat placenta! 860 00:32:12,665 --> 00:32:13,899 -Ew. -Well, Mike learned 861 00:32:13,899 --> 00:32:15,468 more than he signed up for 862 00:32:15,468 --> 00:32:17,636 and tonight, class is back in session. 863 00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:20,873 I got some basic sex education questions 864 00:32:20,873 --> 00:32:23,309 -for the fellas and ladies. -[chuckling] 865 00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:25,478 Whoever gets the most correct answers, 866 00:32:25,478 --> 00:32:28,280 wins tonight's Battle of the sexes. 867 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,015 Mike and Vinny, 868 00:32:30,015 --> 00:32:31,784 what is an IUD? 869 00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:33,385 -Contraception. -[bell dings] 870 00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:36,055 It's when you get pulled over after drinking too much. 871 00:32:36,055 --> 00:32:38,958 -[laughing] -Oh my goodness gracious! 872 00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:40,626 -[buzzer] -That's a DUI. 873 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:43,662 Intrauterine device used for birth control. 874 00:32:43,662 --> 00:32:46,031 -Yes. Contraception. -You knew it was birth control. 875 00:32:46,499 --> 00:32:49,268 Ladies, according to the National Institute of Health, 876 00:32:49,268 --> 00:32:51,804 the average erect penis in America 877 00:32:51,804 --> 00:32:53,305 is how many inches long? 878 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:54,940 -Five! -Five and a half. 879 00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:59,411 Really good, guys. It's between 5.1 to 5.5 inches. 880 00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:00,846 -You girls know your... -[rooster crows] 881 00:33:00,846 --> 00:33:02,882 -[laughing] -Damn straight we know our ... 882 00:33:02,882 --> 00:33:07,152 Okay, boys, can you name the different tampon sizes? 883 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,421 -[Angelina] Come on, Vin. -Damn. 884 00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:11,123 -There's different sizes. -Come on, Vin. 885 00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:12,157 -My God. -I don't know. 886 00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:13,726 -Is it light? -Small, medium, large? 887 00:33:13,726 --> 00:33:15,160 Light, heavy-type? 888 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,929 -Or is that the pad? -[Justina] Good. 889 00:33:16,929 --> 00:33:19,665 For the varying flows, you have light, regular, 890 00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:21,567 -super, super plus, and ultra. -Whoa! 891 00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:23,235 There it is. 892 00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:27,172 Ladies, how long does the average male orgasm last? 893 00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:31,143 Like not even a minute. 894 00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:32,878 -Three to five seconds? -I was gonna say, seconds. 895 00:33:32,878 --> 00:33:34,046 Yeah, seconds. 896 00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:37,082 According to Healthline, ten to 30 seconds. 897 00:33:37,082 --> 00:33:38,000 -No way! -[bell dings] 898 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:38,551 -No way! -[bell dings] 899 00:33:38,551 --> 00:33:41,353 Mine's like five seconds. Then I go back to hating myself. 900 00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:42,988 -Wow. -[gasping] 901 00:33:42,988 --> 00:33:44,490 -Move on. -[Justina] Okay. 902 00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:47,927 How long does the average female orgasm last? 903 00:33:47,927 --> 00:33:49,895 -With me? All day. -[Nicole] A minute. 904 00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:51,196 Mine's like a while. 905 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:53,599 I'm gonna say one to three minutes? 906 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:55,134 It's never that good for us. 907 00:33:55,134 --> 00:33:58,103 No, I don't know who gave this answer, 908 00:33:58,103 --> 00:34:01,740 but according to Healthline, it says 13 to 51 seconds. 909 00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:03,876 -I was gonna say a minute. -Unless they're bull [bleep]. 910 00:34:03,876 --> 00:34:06,011 -[Justina] A minute long? -Yo, I said a minute. 911 00:34:06,011 --> 00:34:08,113 -I said a minute. -[bell dings] 912 00:34:08,113 --> 00:34:10,683 -[Justina] That wasn't bad. -Said one to three minutes. 913 00:34:10,683 --> 00:34:12,985 We have learned a lot here today. 914 00:34:12,985 --> 00:34:15,554 Coming up, are you friends with her? 915 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:18,991 J-E-T-S, drama, drama, drama. 916 00:34:18,991 --> 00:34:20,492 -Grab a helmet. -No! 917 00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:22,061 We are tackling the fallout... 918 00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:23,796 -Angela! You could never! -...from Sunday Funday 919 00:34:23,796 --> 00:34:26,465 -when the reunion returns. -[Mike] See you soon. 920 00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:29,835 -[Jenni] Oh my. -[Angelina speaks indistinctly] 921 00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:34,006 -No one tryin' to ... her man. -You still DMed him. 922 00:34:34,873 --> 00:34:38,110 Make the TikTok with the enemy? You've gotta respect the move. 923 00:34:38,944 --> 00:34:41,013 I don't have respect for Angelina, 924 00:34:41,013 --> 00:34:42,548 -and that's just the way it is. -Oh! 925 00:34:42,548 --> 00:34:44,116 Okay, narcissist. 926 00:34:46,118 --> 00:34:47,119 [upbeat house music playing] 927 00:34:49,989 --> 00:34:52,458 [upbeat house music playing] 928 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:53,826 [applause] 929 00:34:53,826 --> 00:34:57,630 We're back with the Jersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion. 930 00:34:57,630 --> 00:35:00,032 This season, the squad traded Sunday dinner 931 00:35:00,032 --> 00:35:01,701 for some Sunday football. 932 00:35:01,701 --> 00:35:04,203 The Jets left it all on the field, 933 00:35:04,203 --> 00:35:07,573 but what happens in the DMs does not stay in the DMs. 934 00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:08,908 Let's take a look. 935 00:35:08,908 --> 00:35:12,244 J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets! 936 00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,981 Guys, I have tea, and it's piping hot. 937 00:35:15,981 --> 00:35:18,818 My husband plays for the Jets. I was there tonight. 938 00:35:18,818 --> 00:35:21,087 My husband gets a DM from this girl, 939 00:35:21,087 --> 00:35:22,588 Angela from Jersey Shore. 940 00:35:22,588 --> 00:35:24,590 Angela! [gasps] 941 00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:27,860 She DMs my husband and said, "See you soon." 942 00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:30,663 That's weird, you don't message a married woman's man. 943 00:35:30,663 --> 00:35:33,099 When we were at the Jets game, I decided to just DM 944 00:35:33,099 --> 00:35:34,767 some of the Jets players, you know? 945 00:35:34,767 --> 00:35:36,635 I DMed every one of those [bleep] guys 946 00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:37,837 and they were awesome. 947 00:35:37,837 --> 00:35:39,805 But I didn't know one of them was married. 948 00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:41,741 She looks so insecure, as a wife, posting this. 949 00:35:41,741 --> 00:35:43,876 Dude, she's so insecure. 950 00:35:43,876 --> 00:35:45,111 Um, the girl's a clown. 951 00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:47,880 Her shower curtain means more to me. 952 00:35:48,481 --> 00:35:50,750 [Justina] Angelina, let's clear the air. 953 00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:53,352 At the game, you DMed a bunch of Jets players, 954 00:35:53,352 --> 00:35:54,487 what made you do that? 955 00:35:54,487 --> 00:35:58,357 So, I DMed a lot of Jets players. 956 00:35:58,357 --> 00:36:00,126 A lot of them were answering me back, 957 00:36:00,126 --> 00:36:04,430 like, "See you soon!" I didn't DM an eggplant emoji, 958 00:36:04,430 --> 00:36:05,731 heart, like, eyes, 959 00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:07,333 Didn't say, "I want to [bleep] you." 960 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:08,768 I wasn't doing that. 961 00:36:08,768 --> 00:36:12,204 So you were just hyping everyone up, showing support. 962 00:36:12,204 --> 00:36:15,007 None of them did what this guy and his wife did. 963 00:36:15,007 --> 00:36:16,308 -Right. -Literally, 964 00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:18,711 if I was trying to [bleep] one, I would [bleep] them. 965 00:36:18,711 --> 00:36:20,713 -Oh. -[scoffs] 966 00:36:20,713 --> 00:36:22,615 A lot of them slide in my DMs, by the way. 967 00:36:22,615 --> 00:36:24,717 -Just letting you know that. -[Justina] Okay. 968 00:36:26,152 --> 00:36:29,855 One of the players you messaged was Jets fullback Nick Bawden. 969 00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:31,824 At the time, did you realize he was married? 970 00:36:31,824 --> 00:36:33,659 No. Her man is like a second string. 971 00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:35,661 You're on the practice squad, bro. 972 00:36:35,661 --> 00:36:37,763 -Get the [bleep] out of here. -You still DMed him. 973 00:36:37,763 --> 00:36:39,732 But I DMed him, Sam, 974 00:36:39,732 --> 00:36:42,868 but it was, like, friendly. It was a friendly thing. 975 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:44,370 No one's trying to [bleep] her man. 976 00:36:44,837 --> 00:36:47,039 [Justina] Mike, I see you back there laughing. 977 00:36:47,039 --> 00:36:48,641 I don't know, I just think it's hilarious. 978 00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:51,143 For the most part, at my cornhole event, 979 00:36:51,143 --> 00:36:52,678 I thought it was somewhat... 980 00:36:53,546 --> 00:36:56,248 innocent. But I think you also were flirting 981 00:36:56,248 --> 00:36:57,917 with those players as well. 982 00:36:57,917 --> 00:37:00,986 I went on Twitter and followed every person that's playing. 983 00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:03,055 All guys started following me back. 984 00:37:03,055 --> 00:37:04,790 So I started private messaging them. 985 00:37:06,058 --> 00:37:07,126 Oh my God. 986 00:37:07,126 --> 00:37:09,061 So you're trying to bang all these guys? 987 00:37:09,061 --> 00:37:10,229 I'm trying to help Mike. 988 00:37:10,229 --> 00:37:12,264 It was sweet, nobody was trying to bang them. 989 00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:14,099 They were just sweet guys. 990 00:37:14,099 --> 00:37:16,602 I am so open and honest that I am flirty, 991 00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:18,938 but I'll always take that. 992 00:37:18,938 --> 00:37:21,073 Flirting with a guy whose wife is a clout chaser. 993 00:37:21,073 --> 00:37:24,577 -So that's where it's a problem. -I didn't know he was married. 994 00:37:24,577 --> 00:37:26,545 You have to be honest. How would you feel 995 00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:28,848 if a girl DMed Vinny, "See you soon." 996 00:37:28,848 --> 00:37:31,317 I would be like, "Wait, what the [bleep]?" 997 00:37:31,317 --> 00:37:35,254 But then would I keep it going for so many months? 998 00:37:35,254 --> 00:37:37,990 Over a year? No, like, she keeps going. 999 00:37:37,990 --> 00:37:39,391 It was a little corny. 1000 00:37:39,391 --> 00:37:41,193 She admits it, "I'm doing this to make money." 1001 00:37:41,193 --> 00:37:42,795 She just made another one the other day. 1002 00:37:42,795 --> 00:37:45,965 [Justina] Monetizing. Sammi, you went to another Jets game, 1003 00:37:45,965 --> 00:37:47,266 and appeared in the wife's TikTok. 1004 00:37:47,266 --> 00:37:48,801 No, are you friends with her? 1005 00:37:49,568 --> 00:37:52,304 Are you? Are you friends with her? 1006 00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:55,140 How did that happen, and are you friends with her? 1007 00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:57,309 Yeah, actually, she's a very nice girl, 1008 00:37:57,309 --> 00:38:00,346 and I ended up being in the same Jets game, 1009 00:38:00,346 --> 00:38:02,114 standing right next to each other, 1010 00:38:02,114 --> 00:38:04,550 and it was awkward as hell, and then we ended up 1011 00:38:04,550 --> 00:38:08,053 talking and having a great time, and we made a silly TikTok, 1012 00:38:08,053 --> 00:38:10,489 and this happened to be what it was. 1013 00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:13,392 I see. Now, Mike, you've been known to stir the pot. 1014 00:38:13,392 --> 00:38:16,929 -So was Sammi stirring the pot? -You know what they say, 1015 00:38:16,929 --> 00:38:19,231 if you don't stir the pot, the sauce is gonna burn. 1016 00:38:19,231 --> 00:38:21,901 I think she was just making light of it, you know? 1017 00:38:21,901 --> 00:38:24,336 I don't think she had malicious intent, though. 1018 00:38:24,336 --> 00:38:25,938 -Right. -Thanks, Mike. 1019 00:38:25,938 --> 00:38:29,942 Look, in the Sammi-Angelina battle, 1020 00:38:29,942 --> 00:38:32,678 that was a great [bleep] shot right there. 1021 00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:34,813 -No. -Make the TikTok with the enemy? 1022 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:36,181 -That's amazing. -Oh my God. 1023 00:38:36,181 --> 00:38:38,183 You've gotta respect the move, you know what I'm saying? 1024 00:38:38,183 --> 00:38:41,253 And then she came out recently with a TikTok, saying that... 1025 00:38:41,253 --> 00:38:43,622 how she actually met Sammi 1026 00:38:43,622 --> 00:38:46,926 and said that Sammi said her videos were funny. 1027 00:38:46,926 --> 00:38:49,628 So which one is it, Sam? Did you just run into her 1028 00:38:49,628 --> 00:38:51,931 in a stadium filled with thousands of people, 1029 00:38:51,931 --> 00:38:55,467 or did you guys talk and DM each other and meet up? 1030 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:57,236 I don't know how many times I have to tell you, 1031 00:38:57,236 --> 00:38:59,204 I did not DM her, I did not know her 1032 00:38:59,204 --> 00:39:00,806 prior to that situation. 1033 00:39:00,806 --> 00:39:02,908 But if I was engaged to my fiance, 1034 00:39:02,908 --> 00:39:05,277 I wouldn't be DMing married men, first of all. 1035 00:39:05,277 --> 00:39:07,813 The thing about-- My fiance knows. 1036 00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:10,449 It doesn't matter if he knows, it's weird that he knows, 1037 00:39:10,449 --> 00:39:12,718 because I don't think my fiance would be proud 1038 00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:15,220 of me DMing a bunch of... men on a football team. 1039 00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:16,588 He knows it was innocent. 1040 00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:18,490 Which, number one, I think it's weird, 1041 00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:20,693 and also, I'm not done talking. Second of all, me and you-- 1042 00:39:20,693 --> 00:39:22,261 I'm gonna still talk too. 1043 00:39:22,261 --> 00:39:26,098 Okay. The reason why I'm sorry I made the TikTok with her 1044 00:39:26,098 --> 00:39:29,468 is because it gave you justification for your behavior 1045 00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:31,203 and how you've treated me for months. 1046 00:39:31,203 --> 00:39:34,039 -That's what I'm sorry about. -Not why you should be sorry. 1047 00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:35,474 -I'd like a wine. -I am not sorry 1048 00:39:35,474 --> 00:39:38,344 -because I didn't make-- -No one's giving us wine! 1049 00:39:38,344 --> 00:39:40,012 -Give us the wine! -Sam-- 1050 00:39:40,012 --> 00:39:42,114 I didn't do anything, but to this day, 1051 00:39:42,114 --> 00:39:45,918 you continuously do things that are just out of line 1052 00:39:45,918 --> 00:39:47,553 and you've crossed the line many times. 1053 00:39:47,553 --> 00:39:49,000 No receipts. You won't tell me who told you [bleep]. 1054 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:49,855 No receipts. You won't tell me who told you [bleep]. 1055 00:39:49,855 --> 00:39:52,124 I did not know her before I went to the Jets game. 1056 00:39:52,124 --> 00:39:55,160 And I actually think she's a very nice person. 1057 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,595 -She's-- Alright. -I made the best 1058 00:39:56,595 --> 00:39:58,030 and made light of the situation. 1059 00:39:58,030 --> 00:40:02,001 -You knew what you were doing. -Angelina, we're not friends. 1060 00:40:02,001 --> 00:40:04,136 -Whoa! -[Angelina] Really? 1061 00:40:04,136 --> 00:40:05,704 You've been doing nothing but bash my name. 1062 00:40:05,704 --> 00:40:07,406 -I didn't know that. -We're not. 1063 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:10,142 Why would you think we're friends? 1064 00:40:10,142 --> 00:40:12,011 If I bashed you for two months and you did that, 1065 00:40:12,011 --> 00:40:13,579 I'd be like, I understand it, because guess what? 1066 00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:15,914 -You are out of touch, girl. -I was bashing her for 2 months. 1067 00:40:16,648 --> 00:40:19,318 I just feel like I didn't like that you did that. 1068 00:40:19,318 --> 00:40:21,120 -It really hurt me. -Okay, I don't care. 1069 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,655 See? You not caring, that's [bleep] up. 1070 00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:25,557 Because I don't like what you've done to me 1071 00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:26,925 months and months prior to that. 1072 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:28,694 Again, no receipts. 1073 00:40:28,694 --> 00:40:30,396 -I talked about you-- -Watch the show. 1074 00:40:30,396 --> 00:40:32,464 You can't use the show as a [bleep] thing. 1075 00:40:32,464 --> 00:40:33,966 We all talk [bleep] about each other 1076 00:40:33,966 --> 00:40:35,701 -when we're in bad situations. -I don't. 1077 00:40:35,701 --> 00:40:37,669 I'm not gonna waste my breath anymore. 1078 00:40:37,669 --> 00:40:39,972 I don't have respect for Angelina, 1079 00:40:39,972 --> 00:40:42,141 -and that's just the way it is. -Oh, that's nice. 1080 00:40:42,775 --> 00:40:45,144 [Mike] Well, that's a wrap. 1081 00:40:45,144 --> 00:40:48,447 That's halftime on the Jersey Shore Reunion. 1082 00:40:48,447 --> 00:40:51,016 But we've got a lot more vacation to get into 1083 00:40:51,016 --> 00:40:52,284 in part two. 1084 00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:55,154 Where do Angelina and her fiance stand now? 1085 00:40:55,154 --> 00:40:58,791 Plus, the cast is reenacting one of the most iconic moments 1086 00:40:58,791 --> 00:41:01,727 in Jersey Shore history, with a Western twist. 1087 00:41:01,727 --> 00:41:03,562 All that on part two 1088 00:41:03,562 --> 00:41:06,131 of the Jersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion. 1089 00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:07,132 [dramatic music playing] 1090 00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:13,606 Where in tarnation is that dang beach? 1091 00:41:13,606 --> 00:41:16,142 Put your hands where I can see 'em, little lady! 1092 00:41:16,142 --> 00:41:18,277 Call me anything you want, don't call me a toddler. 1093 00:41:18,277 --> 00:41:19,345 You're a toddler, Vin. 1094 00:41:20,113 --> 00:41:22,081 -I have receipts. -That's bull [bleep]. 1095 00:41:22,081 --> 00:41:24,050 I have nothing to hide. 1096 00:41:24,050 --> 00:41:25,451 Get the [bleep] out of here! 1097 00:41:25,451 --> 00:41:28,321 Okay, I think we should respect his wife, Lauren, and not... 1098 00:41:28,321 --> 00:41:29,322 [Vinny] Alright, guys. 1099 00:41:30,390 --> 00:41:33,359 [upbeat dance music playing]