- ♪ MTV ♪
- You have to see this [bleep].
- Are you friends with her?
- Yikes.
- This girl was making TikToks about Angelina,
and now Sammi's starring in one of those TikToks.
- It wasn't ill intent.
- [laughs]
- Kind of want to see if she sits next to me.
- Questioning happens, we get up and we leave.
- This is going to be awesome.
- Hi, guys.
- Oh, hi.
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
♪ Let's party, get loud ♪ - Yeah, buddy!
- ♪ If you wanna have fun ♪ - Party's here!
- The Situation is under construction.
- We're so classy now. - ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!
- Um, hello? - ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
- I'm still the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪
[funky music]
♪ Get you up when the day is done ♪
- Hi, guys. - Oh, hi.
- We just got here not too long ago.
- God, my legs are, like-- like Jell-O.
- The resort is nice.
To kind let things organically happen.
It's not right right now.
She wants to run her life that way, you know, it's up to her.
Angelina has some big beef with Sam for, like, months now.
And it's never been settled.
- You couldn't switch your [bleep] around.
- I have a business.
Do you know what it's like to run a business?
- I really have to like somebody,
like Sam maybe or somebody.
Like, I love Sam, but, like, she walked by my room.
It's the second time I've heard
you throw my name around like that, and it's pissing me off.
[bleep].
Bitch, I brought you in here.
I'll take you the [bleep] out.
Maybe she's just trying to make,
like-- like a name for herself.
- Oh!
- Angelina has been talking [bleep].
And now we're all together.
- [slurping]
- I'm bored.
- [sighs]
- What's wrong, Christopher? Why are you rolling your eyes?
- I'm not.
I've just got to get this old lady to bed.
- Aww.
- Yeah, let's reconvene tomorrow, guys.
- We'll just charge this to the room.
- Vinny's room.
[laughter]
- I'm just ready to go upstairs and go to bed at this point.
I'm so over it.
I just feel the aura.
And the aura is very off right now.
And I don't like that.
Good night. Good night.
- Let's do a confesh.
- I'm not doing confessionals.
- All right, let's do this. - I don't care.
I'm not doing it today.
I'm going to my room.
- They're not coming in.
- Really? - Come on, man.
I'm going to sleep.
- Wait, what?
- They weren't behind us.
- Oh, man.
- Damn it.
- Good night, everyone.
That was a weird [bleep] first night.
- And I believe that this is just the beginning.
- Facts.
- Oh, you're right, Mike.
- Miss TikTok over there.
TikTok lover, blower.
Sam is Miss TikTok, because she thinks, like, she got
over on me with the TikTok.
- Are you friends with her?
Are you?
- Giving clout to some bitch
who's been saying that I want her husband.
So thank you for that, Sam.
You're an asshole.
- Maybe I should do a TikTok with somebody
that [bleep] hates her.
She wouldn't like it.
[funky music]
♪ ♪
[phone rings]
- Yo.
- Yo, what's up, man?
- That was-- that was kind of weird, man.
- I don't even know where to begin.
- The vibe was just off.
- It seems like a ticking time bomb to me.
- Yeah, I agree.
- If there ever was a man to solve
such a weird web we weave.
- [screams]
- My man, Thomaste!
Yes.
- [screams]
- All right, man.
Namaste.
- Namaste.
Later.
[phone beeps]
- Yo.
Uh, honey.
Damn.
The Jersey Shore" fan page just DM'd...
- Better sit back down for this.
- Your husband here.
On social media, we have "Jersey Shore" fan clubs,
and there are many--
Facebook, Reddit, Instagram.
And I just received a screenshot
from a fan page member.
OK.
On the fan page, there was the story of the TikTok.
Angelina commented a laughing emoji.
The fan club responded, "Sam being messy now."
Angelina responded, "Yup.
"I bring her back.
She buys a home and then bullies me."
- [gasps]
- Damn!
- Let me see this.
- Yeah, right here.
Looks like Angelina is lobbying the fan club against Sam.
- Wow.
- I mean, it's obviously the straw that's going
to break the camel's back.
It's only a matter of time before this DM
gets back to Sam.
Sam's going to be like, "Are you friends with her?"
- ♪ I got to see it ♪
♪ Yo, let's go ♪
♪ You gon' talk yo talk ♪
♪ I'm gon' walk that walk ♪
♪ We gon' see who lost ♪
♪ I bet you lose ♪
- It's early.
- It's still early for Mom.
What are you doing, crazy?
- Ah, there it is.
[knocks]
- Babe.
Hey.
- Hi.
- How you doing?
both: Mmm.
- It's day two in Arizona, and Justin is here.
I am so excited he's here.
It was, like, crazy day yesterday.
- Like what?
- Also nervous because this group is insane,
and there's a lot going on.
And I have no idea what today is going to bring.
Once we settle in, then we can go meet the roommates
in the suite in a little bit. - All right.
- Sound good?
- I'm so happy to be here.
[upbeat music]
The Angelina DM, it's now on Reddit.
It is public knowledge on a public platform.
Angelina contacted the fan club to take down the post.
They have since blocked her and left the post up.
It's on all the platforms.
And we do have a rule in this family.
We do not go after each other on social media.
We keep things in the family.
So Sam is not going to take this lightly.
- Sammi's a G.
- [sighs] I'm definitely having an internal struggle right now,
because in the past, being full disclosures with
the squad has not worked well.
[indistinct], she wasn't happy.
Oh, come. - I was never [bleep] negative.
That's not what happened.
- You really [bleep] threw me under the bus, Mike,
and said that I was sitting there talking
hella [bleep] about them?
Now, you just created some issues for me.
- Old Sitch over here is telling me,
set the truth free and see what happens.
And New Sitch on the other side is like,
listen, Mike, stay out of it.
It's very messy.
But don't let her mess be your stress.
Definitely right.
There's piping-hot tea in the streets right now.
If somebody was talking foul about my name,
I would want to know.
She's going down the rabbit hole of destruction.
- She's talking to someone who runs a fan page.
- Well, yeah.
I mean, obviously.
- So they're going-- she knows that
they're going to disseminate that information.
- Yeah.
- You just scroll.
- And some blog site put it on Reddit.
- There's only so long that you can
run your life so negative before things
start to catch up with you.
- [bleep]
[sighs]
[bleep]
- That time is slowly coming.
Sam is not going to be too happy.
Because the negativity and the drama
and the beef and the tension keeps building
and building and building.
And to be honest with you, it's coming to a head.
Ron's going to be coming today.
Vinny's going to be coming today.
Justin's coming.
It is definitely a lot to handle.
- ♪ You don't want to see us now ♪
♪ ♪
- She's lucky I don't pop her in her [bleep] head right now.
- Coming in hot. - Real hot.
You can tell her that, too.
- I don't need to talk to anybody!
- Stop [bleep] making dumbass comments.
- If you knew what she filmed behind your back,
you wouldn't be sitting there with your smug face right now.
- I don't got a [bleep] smug face?
- Yeah, you do got a [bleep] smug face.
It's going the [bleep] down.
- What are you doing?
- ♪ Spend my days waking up late ♪
♪ Another headache ♪
♪ Taking more years off of my life ♪
- All right, see what these boys have in store for us.
Hopefully, it's something fun.
Frig.
- Yo, Mike!
Nice robe, man.
- It is never a bad look to throw the Versace.
I was trying to be a little subtle tonight.
- I see that.
[together] Whoa!
- Look at that Versace.
Look at that Versace.
- What's happening?
- The Versace Don.
What's up, my guy?
Mike came to Tucson as the Versace Don.
He got a Versace robe, Versace slippers.
He's probably wearing Versace underwear.
Yo, it's funny you walking in right here.
I'm actually rubbing my rock as we speak.
- I would like to give you worry stones.
You rub them anytime you feel worried, stressed.
Rub on this and think of me.
- Just rub it?
- Rub them.
I will feel the energy through this.
- Oh, wow.
- I'm so worried about-- - Yo.
- --what happened last night.
- There's more. - There's more?
Hold up. Let me rub my rock.
- Yo. - Wait.
What happened?
- OK.
OK.
Last night, OK, the fan clubs DM'd me.
I'll let you look at it.
- "She buys a home."
- [laughs]
- Angelina, I don't know what you do on social media,
but why are you befriending fan pages?
And why are you DMing them? Oh, wow.
- Yup.
- Social Media 101--
you're going to get screenshots.
Plus, this is going to bring major smoke within the family.
Damn. So what are you going to do?
You going to say something?
- I know it's breakfast time, but it's tea time as well.
- Facts.
Some people have tea for breakfast.
- Exactly. - Yeah.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I think we're the first ones.
- Whoa, this is nice. - Oh, yeah.
This is the suite.
- Oh, you made it.
- What are we doing tonight?
- I feel like it's going to be a dirty day.
- Yeah, but, like, should I change?
- Go, come on. - Have fun in the pool, OK?
- Have so much fun.
I love you guys. Hi.
How are you? - Hi.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- How you been? - Good to see you.
- What's the plan?
- I have no idea.
- I wish you were doing this.
- This is why we really need Deena to handle all the trips.
- I wish you were doing it.
- The boys planned this trip to keep the party
going from Nashville.
- I'm sorry.
Last night was not the party.
I was so [bleep] bored at the end of the table.
[sighs]
Sorry.
Where's the party?
- Where's the party?
- I just like to know what I'm doing.
- Same. It's killing me. - The boys are so secretive.
- The guys are not really telling us much of anything
about this trip.
So we don't know what's next.
We don't know how to dress for things.
I'm going to be having swamp ass in this.
It's driving me nuts.
Wearing your PJs?
- Yes.
- Oh, OK. - What is happening?
- What's up, guys?
- Here comes freaking Mike in his Versace robe
and slippers, the Versace Don.
This is the man that's planning our trip?
We're screwed.
- Which guy planned the activities?
- Well, we didn't get to the activities yet.
- No, you have to have everything planned.
- You see, there's so much happening,
guys, behind the scenes.
- There's some crazy [bleep] going on.
- Yes. - Wait.
What do you mean? Wait.
Is this a joke? - No.
- Oh, it's for real?
- Check Facebook.
- Or Reddit. - What?
Really? - Or Reddit.
Or Reddit.
- Wait, seriously?
- I'm just saying.
- What is going on?
Wait. Who are we missing?
We're missing Vinny, Ron, Angelina.
- I'm going to start to get across this--
- You're going to want to listen to this one, Sam.
- What is it?
Is it about me?
- Yup.
She messaged the fan club talking trash about you.
They screenshotted it, posted it.
She saw it and said, take it down.
They said, nuh-uh.
- Check Facebook.
- Or Reddit. - Now I'm going on Reddit.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I didn't go on the internet today yet.
- Wait.
It's on Reddit right now?
- ♪ Loose talk ♪
♪ Blow the roof off ♪
- I don't know how to get on Reddit.
- The fan club blocked her, and then they messaged me.
- Yeah, who would have thought we
were having tea for breakfast?
- Oh my God.
- What?
- ♪ Do you know who I am? ♪
♪ Do you know who I am?
♪ You gon' know who I am ♪
- Let's get ready. Come on. You can do it.
- That tank top, the gray one.
- The fan page said that, and she said this.
- "I bring her back.
She buys a home and bullied me."
- [gasps]
- Holy [bleep].
- Yes. - Wait.
I didn't once speak bad about her
and never brought her down personally, ever.
I never spoke bad about her.
If I were being mean to her or, you know,
talking about her appearance, her personality,
or degrading her in any way--
I have not once said anything about this girl, ever.
Except that she doesn't like me.
So now I don't know how to handle this.
Because I will punch her in the face.
And I'm an old adult now, and I can't do that.
So I don't know how to, like, go about this.
- So I feel like the old Sam is fighting
the new Sam to come out like the old Mike was fighting--
- Yeah, what do I do?
This is definitely where it gets a little dangerous.
Because now Angelina is spreading
false rumors about me.
But how many times can I tell her to leave me alone?
These people can then spread out what you say.
I will get attacked on social media,
and it can actually have effect on me as a human in general.
And it's just not a good feeling to have.
So now what do I do?
- I think flip a table. I would flip a table.
- I think I got to flip a table.
- Yeah, not this one. This is heavy.
- I think it's sick that she's telling a fan club that.
That is absurd.
- I mean, it's eating me up right now.
Angelina was talking [bleep] about Sam in Nashville.
- Maybe she's just trying to make, like--
like, a name for herself.
- Oh!
- So the boys made a pact not to say anything.
And now it's definitely a cluster [bleep].
But wait, there's more. - No, there isn't.
Wait. Is there, really?
- I mean, there kind of is.
- Tell us.
- It is time for full disclosures.
Get your popcorn.
When you guys left Nashville,
she must have felt like she had permission to, like,
tell her story and her truth of why she has beef with Sam.
And it stemmed from Lauren's launch.
- I go to his [bleep] wife's grand store opening
and he just [bleep] on me.
I thought it was a little odd that some of you
didn't show up, but you guys do have--
- Oh, there it is!
- I did say that.
- You're messy.
- Didn't we get past Lauren-- - Exactly.
Outside. - Wait.
I was the only one who befriended her.
- Maybe I came off strong.
I'll admit, I maybe did.
- I'm going to trust him.
Because, listen, I know Mike, too.
I know there's things that are said.
My friendship with you, I'm not going
to just cut you off for this.
I don't want to. - Listen.
That's the way that she felt.
- She won't let it go.
She doesn't let anything go.
- You good, Ange?
I'm going now, all right?
- I'm going to come back.
I'm getting your coffee and coming back.
- She knows she looks bad.
She has no beef.
She's making [bleep] up.
Because I'll tell you one thing--
- [knocking]
- Oh.
Oh, hey.
- What youse doing?
- Oh my goodness.
- There's, like, a lot we need to talk about.
- He could not have walked in at a worse time.
- Why don't you go get your fiancée?
- She's not ready yet.
- Oh, what else is new?
Once again, we're all waiting for her.
- Sam wants all the smoke right now.
- I'm just the messenger, right?
- Go be the messenger, then.
- Coming in hot. - Real hot.
You can tell her that, too. - You can tell her.
You don't got to tell me.
- Well, maybe you should go get her, so I can tell her.
- All right.
So all right.
Well, I'm going to disconnect myself from this environment.
- Copy, boss.
- No offense, Vinny.
Why did you come in?
- Huh? - Why did you come in?
- ♪ You scared, you scared ♪
♪ Go ahead and pull ♪
- I don't even know what to say.
I mean, you caught me off guard with this [bleep], huh?
- Hey, I feel like I'm part of the family.
Now, you guys-- you guys got to hit me with that.
So it's all good. I'll be back in a little bit.
- You have no idea.
- ♪ Oh, you petty ♪
- Jesus Christ. - Let's just get into it.
- I have a bad mouth.
I can't help it.
- Well, I got to give you a little filling.
- She's lucky I don't pop her in her [bleep] head right now.
- You're not going to be happy.
- Oh, this is going to be a long week.
- ♪ Like I'm in a petty mood ♪
- ♪ This is a stick-up ♪
♪ Don't even think of ♪
♪ Trying to save your boss's money ♪
♪ Trust me ♪
♪ They don't care about ya ♪
- Jesus Christ.
Um.
- I need an alcoholic beverage.
- You're not going to be happy.
- I'm gonna punch her in her [bleep] head.
- Old Sammi is definitely back.
But I would be too if someone was talking
about how I bought my house.
Like, what?
What?
- It actually is an insult to me
when somebody says, I got you that house,
when I worked so hard to get to where I'm at.
I have a store, Sweetheart Coast.
And Justin and I had jobs prior to coming back.
So the fact that Angelina's really acting like she
bought the house out of her own pocket,
it's-- it's mind-blowing.
- But wait, there's more.
- What? Pauly.
You're making me nervous.
- They kind of went at me, everybody, so...
- I don't know.
I guess they're upset that they're waiting on you.
And they said there's stuff they got to talk to you about.
So...
- Talk to me about what?
- I didn't say anything.
And it's all over Reddit.
- Some blog site put it on Reddit.
- [bleep]
For some reason, Sam wants to talk
to me about something I did.
What else did I do?
- [sighs]
- Is it me that made the TikTok?
Or was it you, bitch?
- I'm not going back and forth, Ange.
I mean, we either handle it together, or we don't go.
Then that's it.
- All right.
- In Seaside, she said she felt like Sam didn't appreciate her.
- She didn't say it enough in press.
- So when we were at press week,
he was in the back, like, room, going
off about me because I was getting
too much press "at Sam's back."
- And it wasn't about her bringing it back.
- In every single interview I did, I'm like, yeah,
Ange DM'd me.
I'm so thankful she DM'd me.
It gave me an opportunity.
But she didn't make that decision for me.
I made that decision to come back.
She literally wants me to bow down to her.
And that's not happening.
- Um, [bleep] is going down right now.
There's only one man that can help in this situation.
Enter The Mediation.
[dramatic music winds down]
- Hey.
- All right, all right.
Calm down, calm down.
- What was the-- what was the--
- No, no, no, no, no. - The problemo?
- No, no, no.
- Sammi-- just about what?
Just the timely-- time?
I would like to at least tell her when
she is out of the bathroom.
- I mean, just tell her, like, maybe like this, Mike.
That's how youse got to do it.
You know what I mean?
- You could talk to her through the door.
I'm like, what the [bleep]?
Talk to her through the door?
Please.
In the next minute, I'm out of here.
- I mean, I don't think she wants
to do the whole spectacle, sitting down.
- Going in there is a spectacle.
Coming in here is me trying to extend the hand.
- All right.
- Now, if you push the hand away, I walk out
and you don't talk to anybody.
You guys can go home.
- Yeah.
- Where did my special rock go?
- OK.
- I would like to give you worry stones.
- Mm-hmm.
- You rub them.
Anytime you feel worried, stressed, rub on this
and think of me.
I will feel the energy through this.
- Oh, wow.
OK.
[coughing, laughing]
- Now, Ange, you willing to accept his hand, hear him out,
see what the issue is?
See if we can take Step 1 to resolve it.
- OK. - Exactly.
- All right, cool.
- I have had so many convos.
Convo after convo.
I texted her.
- Well, Sam, it really just stems from one thing.
Are you friends with her?
- Are you friends with her?
- I told you not to do that.
[laughter]
- It comes out!
- Ange.
- Come on.
- Uh. What?
What the hell?
- Yeah, we got a lot going on here with the dog.
- Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, Yep. - All right.
So you want to sit on the bed?
You want to sit right there?
Where do you want to sit?
- I don't know.
Maybe-- I mean, there's wee-wee pads everywhere.
It's a mess.
There's room service and food everywhere.
And I got bad vibes.
Can we do it in my room?
My room's-- - Let him sit on that chair.
I'll sit on the bed.
- I want to leave.
You sure you want to do it in my room?
- No, just-- - All right.
So--
- So what now?
- OK.
This morning on Reddit, there was
a screenshot from you and from a "Jersey Shore" fan page.
It looked like you were commenting on a TikTok
from the Jets player's wife and Sam.
That has since made its rounds.
And Sam, she's definitely visibly upset
that you would make those comments against her.
So that is what just happened this morning.
Do you even know why you have tension with Sam?
- Because you went and texted Jenny.
- That was seven months ago.
This is just ridiculous.
You're blaming me for all your problems.
Why is this always happening to me?
- Stop getting in my business, you [bleep].
- Whoa, what are you doing?
- [bleep] I'm not even kidding, Mike!
- That was my idea.
It was everyone's idea. Whose-- I mean--
- It was your idea. - It was my idea.
OK.
- [bleep] stirred the pot with everybody.
It's [bleep].
[bleep] you.
- He kicked me out of the club.
- You gonna punch me in the face?
- Oh! - See what I'm saying?
- Mike, I'm not kidding!
[loud clattering]
- Can't blame The Situation for this one.
- Jenny told me verbatim that you
did say I was being malicious.
I'm not perfect, but where did this all animosity come from?
It stems from [bleep] Mike when he told everybody
that I was talking [bleep].
Mike said Angelina is deliberately
making you look bad, and she is not your friend.
He told Jenny it was malicious.
- She wasn't being malicious.
- No, she wasn't.
- So Sam still thinks I'm a piece of [bleep].
- She's a piece of [bleep] [bleep].
- Wait, wait. Say what again?
- Wait, wait, wait a second. Wait a second.
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on.
You're talking about Jenny.
Uh-uh-uh.
No way.
You're not going to blame this on me and Jenny.
Just never came out of my mouth.
- That's not what they said.
- I don't care what anybody says.
[sighs] Not today, Satan.
- They said you said something else.
- It's a bad game of telephone.
- This is where Sam's hate towards me stems from.
- I just--
- This is where it stems from, Mike.
- I disagree with you. I just spoke to her.
- Why are you doing that?
- Why am I-- this is not about me, Angelina.
You go around in circles. - But I'm asking you--
- I'm trying to come in here and solve it,
and all you do is go around in circles.
- Vin-- - That's all you do.
Does she do that with you?
- No.
- Let's take it down a notch. - OK.
You know what?
I'm trying to solve this. It's not about me.
- How are you trying to solve it?
- Both you guys, stop [bleep] making dumbass comments.
- This [bleep] is sizing me up.
- Look what my fiancé is dealing with.
- This stupid [bleep].
- Well, you guys are going back.
And you're standing up, yelling.
- But I'm the one that came in here to try and fix it.
I came in to help.
But don't let it fool you.
The Situation is in there.
Get in your [bleep] bed!
I see you.
I see you!
- Stop it!
- You do not want to meet him.
- If I did the same [bleep] TikTok about her--
- Sit down with her.
- I'm not doing it!
- Then [bleep] go home.
I can't deal with this.
I do my job. - You want me to go home?
- I'm the guy that does this job.
You're the guy that doesn't.
- That's [bleep], Mike.
I've been doing this how many years?
I don't need to [bleep] be the drama all the time.
- Show up to work.
And if you knew what she filmed behind your back,
you'd be pretty [bleep] upset too.
If you knew what she filmed behind your back,
you wouldn't be sitting there with your smug face right now.
- I don't got a [bleep] smug, Mike.
- Yeah, you do got a [bleep] smug face.
- Is that not Mike?
- That's Mike.
- That's Mike, right?
- Why won't you say that in front of my face right here?
- You want smoke with The Situation now?
- ♪ You about to get beat down ♪
- You don't want that smoke.
- You want to come at me with that level.
- Come at you?
- [gasps]
- When you're giving me that look.
- How am I giving you a [bleep] look?
- [bleep]. - Sit the [bleep] down.
Be a man.
- No, no, no.
Be-- be-- be a man?
It's going the [bleep] down.
- What are you doing?
- Coming at you like this.
If you want to come at me with level--
- Come at you?
Come at you?
- I thought I heard Mike yell. - Oh my God.
- I think so.
- I'm trying to solve this. - What the [bleep], Mike?
Stop.
- And you're giving me that look.
I got that nervous energy right now.
And you only get that nervous energy if you're a guy
if it's about to be a fight.
- How am I giving you a [bleep] look?
I'm sitting here talking to you,
and I'm trying to mediate the [bleep] thing.
- And apparently right now, to me,
it's about to go down right now.
- Only I ain't a [bleep] mediator.
- OK. Let's mediate it then. So let's mediate it.
- So let's mediate. So sit the [bleep] down.
Be a man. Be a gentleman. - No, no, no.
Be-- be-- be a man? - Be a man.
- You know what? - And you're calling me smug.
- Yes.
- [trilling]
- [screaming]
- Oh, damn!
- Listen, listen.
This is not about me, guys.
I have a beautiful life.
I have a beautiful family, beautiful friendships,
awesome [bleep] sick Versace fit right now.
And I'm looking too good right now to come out of character.
- I don't need this, Mike.
I love that you're trying to get to the bottom of this.
- All right, all right, all right, all right.
- But, Mike, I've been through enough in my life.
No! - All right, all right.
Let's all-- let's all.
Let's all calm down. - We're not gonna do this.
I don't need to talk to her.
I don't need to have sit-downs after sit-downs after sit-downs
all the time.
She did the TikTok, and I don't give a [bleep].
I can coexist with somebody.
But after you do me dirty so many times, I'm [bleep] done.
I don't want to talk to anybody anymore, Mike!
- OK.
All right.
- This is all [bleep] [bleep].
The girl does a TikTok, goes out of her way.
And then she's got balls to get mad at me
for [bleep] saying what I feel.
Me writing back to that fan, that's what I felt.
She deserved it.
And she should have never did that TikTok to begin with.
- You guys are going to have to speak to her.
I'm merely coming in here trying to push this thing
downstream for everyone.
Well, how about this?
Why don't you sort of eventually
have the conversation and tell your side of the truth?
- I don't need to.
I don't need to explain myself.
- Because she came in a little hot.
- I don't necessarily want to be involved.
But if you want me to be present while this
is happening, it's up to you.
It's up to you guys.
- She sits over there. She stands over there.
Don't I really want to have the conversation with Sam,
because she can dish it, but she can't take it.
But like, whatever. [bleep] it.
I'll do it.
I don't want you guys fighting. - Again-- no, no.
- Hey.
I didn't even know we were going to come up like that.
But I'm going to defend myself. - You would defend Lauren.
You know what I'm-- - Nobody touched you.
Did anybody touch you? - No.
- I'm not talking about that.
- Yeah, come on.
- You called me a smug-ass face.
- No, you looked like you had an attitude.
I still got that nervous energy of there's about to be a fight.
- Since I've been standing over there with you talking,
when the door was shut while she's butt naked.
- 2.0 wants to meet The Situation.
[bleep]. [bleep]. [bleep]. [bleep].
Anytime men get into a fight or a grapple--
[bleep].
--that nervous energy is sort of put to work.
- OK. - OK.
We good? We got the tension out?
- No, we good. - All right.
- What are you guys going to do next?
Like [bleep] each other? - A strong guy.
Look at this guy.
- We're hunky-dory.
- He wasn't even using his strength.
- I already know nothing I say is going to get through.
- All right, I'm going to go get Sam.
I enjoyed that. - It was good.
- You needed that. - I needed that.
I needed it.
- How many times can I have a convo with the girl
to just shut up and keep my name out of her mouth?
- Oh, [bleep].
- It's a waste of my breath.
- Whoo!
I'm glad Angelina is willing to have a sit-down with Sam.
The Mediation is in the building.
- We heard you yelling.
- What happened?
- I almost went down with 2.0.
- This is what happens when you don't plan any activities.
Come on.
- Are you serious?
- I almost got angry.
- Did you tell him what's up?
- Get the frig out of here.
- What are you talking?
You fought 2.0?
What happened in there, my guy?
- He just had this look like he was, like, sizing me up.
- [growling]
- And I was just like, what the [bleep]
are you doing with that smug [bleep] look on your face?
- You said that? - Yeah.
And then he really got upset.
- Mike never gets to that level anymore.
He literally has a 12-step program to not
get to that anger level.
- What did she say?
- I knew he was going to say that.
I told you he was going to say that.
- Oh, she pre-warned him? - Yeah.
- I guess she did.
- She knows.
- And the fact that he was like--
good lord.
- Can you demonstrate what you did?
- Yeah. Zack, Zack, come here.
Zack.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
If you knew what the [bleep] she films
when you weren't around, you wouldn't have that [bleep]
smug look.
♪ ♪
I had him like this.
He tried to get low, and he couldn't.
- Oh my god!
- No!
- Oh, I 100% believe Mike.
But I can't even picture it.
[laughter]
- He wasn't even using his strength.
- When I complain to you, do you see clearer now?
I told you he was going to try to turn you against me.
- [indistinct] bitch.
- But everything I've said to you
so far has come true in the last, like, 24 hours.
- Obviously because it's given to them
on a silver platter, man.
- So when you talked to Ange, she, like,
refuses to come over here?
- She might be receptive to having a separate conversation
with Sam.
- I'm not wasting my time.
There's no resolving it.
- I left the room, like, OK, I'll go get Sam.
- I ain't [bleep] going to her room.
She can come to me.
- ♪ Petty, I ain't easy to please ♪
- I know I'm new to this again, and I'm figuring it all out.
But why is there always sit-downs every vacation?
How do I get out of this?
- Not getting anything accomplished here,
you know, just sitting here.
It seems that we are back to square one.
Sam and Angelina are not getting anywhere.
- You create the problems, and now there's issues
because of your own self.
- She just goes on TikTok.
[laughs]
- If Angelina won't come in here,
do you think Angelina will meet, like, Sam in the hallway
to talk?
I'm not [bleep] going to her.
She just buried herself in the hole.
You think I don't appreciate you enough.
- I didn't say that. - Then what did you say?
- Nothing! - They're yelling.
- I swear on my [bleep] dog!
- I don't think the hallway is going great.
- Am I living in a Twilight Zone?
- I don't think it's going great at all.
- I didn't say that.
I'm sorry.
- What the [bleep]?
- ♪ I'm feeling moody, moody ♪
♪ Talking it out on you rudely, rudely ♪
♪ Beating you down if you woozy, woozy ♪
♪ Then I finish you ♪
- She just buried herself in a hole.
- Then what are they doing now?
Are they coming in here?
- I don't think they're coming in here.
- To be honest, I think it's going to go nowhere.
- I agree.
- I think it's going to go in one ear, out the other.
It's going to be a waste of time.
But for the sake of you guys and, like, our precious time
here, this is, like, annoying.
I just want to get it over with.
I just want to get off the Ferris wheel already.
Like, I just want to get off it.
I would rather coexist and be cordial and nice
than have drama and fighting and negativity towards
one another.
- Do you think you could get her to meet in the hallway?
- I think I can get her to agree to that.
- That's not how I live my life anymore.
- All right.
I'll be back.
- Oh, man.
- You know what's crazy is I'm not the one who
even put the TikTok out there.
- I'm sick and tired of this [bleep].
- All right, guys. - Hello.
- I think we may be getting closer to a solution.
- I am just going to call her out.
- She wanted you to come in there,
and you don't want to come in there.
And she doesn't want to come in here.
So-- - I'm going down the hall.
- I don't--
- Not where you guys could all listen.
- In the hallway, and you guys can find a middle ground,
and that's it.
- The conversation with Sam I just know
is going to go haywire.
All right.
Go with 2.0, you two [bleep].
- Angelina and Sam, they need to hash out
this beef once and for all.
We came on this trip to have fun, to make memories.
And if we want to do these family vacations,
we can't keep going like this.
You need to have a conversation with Sam and figure this out.
Sam can go in the hallway.
- Oh. - Yes.
- Oh, OK.
- Yes.
- I am so disappointed that the girls are going
to meet in the hallway, because I really wanted to see Sam
and Ange, like, have it out.
I love drama, especially when I'm not part of it.
That's just my own personal, you know, preference.
- Good luck, babe.
- Thank you.
I have tried every outlet to try and fix
this situation with Angelina.
But if this doesn't get handled,
it will sabotage the whole vacation.
So I'm in a lose-lose situation here.
- Here we go again.
Hi. - Hello.
- Can we walk this way?
Because I think they all want to listen.
- We can talk right here.
So obviously we have things to address.
So I'll let you go first.
- No, I'll let you go first.
- What's your problem with me?
- I want you to tell me what your problem is with me.
Because I don't I know.
I honestly don't know what I did.
- Oh my God.
- Ange, take several seats, missus, [bleep] Sammi,
sweetheart, my [bleep].
What's your problem with me?
- I don't have a problem with you.
But--
- I have asked you multiple times
in the past to stop talking about me,
and you've continued--
- And then you did a TikTok.
- OK.
- Why did you do that?
- You have spoken bad about me.
I have been nothing but kind to you.
- You have not, though.
- What have I done to you?
- Because that TikTok was really out of nowhere.
- So what-- OK.
- But then there's other things.
There's more things. - What?
- When I DM'd you to bring you back.
- Bring it up.
Let me see.
- It's pertaining to you not doing exactly what you said
that you were going to do.
- Let me see them, not read them.
I am so confused.
This is absurd.
- What does it say? - But anyway--
- You go, "Things we talk about stay here.
You can trust me." I go, "It's been years.
"I haven't really talked to anyone at all.
They all will [bleep] if I come back."
You go, "laughing my ass off."
- Go to the part where it says the drama thing.
- "Hey, heard you spoke to--" what is the point of this?
What's in this? - Because there's more.
- What's in this?
What is your point, Angelina?
You're not making a valid point here.
- Can I get to the part?
- I'm not skipping nothing, bitch.
- Keep going. - "Come on."
- Don't call me a bitch. - "I'm dying."
- Don't call me a bitch. - "I'm dying to see you."
- Sam tries to undermine me and make me feel like an idiot.
And I'm not a dumbass.
I want her to understand that there's more to this.
See, what you just did was disrespectful.
- I'm getting [bleep] I go, "I know, right?"
- Because you don't give a [bleep].
I know exactly what's going on.
I watch everything.
I see everything.
I [bleep] hear like a [bleep] goddamn fricking FBI agent.
- What is your point with these DMs?
- Keep going.
- The fact that she's even whipping them out?
I mean, she's really searching for something here.
Because she can't find anything on me.
What the [bleep]?
But guess what.
There's nothing in these DMs. - Read this.
Read this out loud, please. - OK, sure.
- Read that one.
- You said, "Girl, tell me if you
"are even a little bit serious.
Let me know because I don't want to have people bug you."
I go, "To be honest, I would definitely consider doing it.
"You don't have to tell the cast.
"Would be funny if they didn't know.
"And I mean, it could give you a little break.
They can use me for the drama now."
- For me with the DMs, I want her to see
that she's a phony-ass bitch.
- "I bring you back, thinking you were
"going to be a friend to me.
And you have literally proven that you haven't been."
What's your point with that?
- So basically, when you came back,
it's like you actually believed everything
Mike said without even coming to me first.
- Wait? What?
Believed what?
- Back at the charcuterie.
- What?
You're messy. - You are messy.
- Sam.
- You just tried to throw me under the bus.
- You're going to listen to [bleep] Mike over me?
You believed Mike right away.
You know who he is.
He's a [bleep] stirrer.
And you go right away to believing his ass.
That's not a friend.
- I apologized to you.
Maybe I came off strong.
I'll admit, I maybe did. - Thank you.
- Who's the only one who's standing there talking to you,
apologizing and saying, let's go on the trip.
Come on the trip.
Because I would like your man to meet my man.
It'll be fun.
We're have a good time together.
- Sam, you came back. I leave.
- No. Oh my God.
Stop.
- So is it still being carried from there to now?
Like, is that--
- You're the one carrying it.
- You are.
Because you--
- Am I living in a Twilight Zone?
- Oh, wait.
I think they're yelling.
[muffled yelling]
- [slurping]
- Why are you sulking about the charcuterie party?
- Because--
- That's all you have against me.
What else? - TikTok.
- That just happened.
But you've been talking [bleep] about me before that.
- No, I was not. - What else before that?
- Anything I've ever said I said to your face.
- Tell me. No, you haven't!
- Yes, I have!
- You think that I don't--
I don't appreciate you enough.
So is that true?
- It's not true.
Of course I feel unappreciated by Sam.
That's 100% what I feel.
Like when my dog takes a [bleep], that's me to Sam.
OK?
- So you don't think that I don't appreciate you enough?
- On my dog's life.
[dog whimpering]
- Don't do that to your dog.
I don't think you should do that.
I don't want any part of that.
Like, I'm concerned for the dog.
- I swear that my dog will die.
- Ange, I don't believe you.
- I'm swearing that I didn't say that.
- Then what did you say?
- Nothing!
Unappreciative [bleep].
She bought a $750,000 house because of me.
Maybe I don't think you, like, appreciate me.
That's what I said.
- Ange, I'm telling you right now, I don't believe you.
- [bleep] you then.
- Yeah, this is not going to get resolved today.
OK you're a [bleep] victim.
- [bleep] you.
- You're playing victim.
- [bleep] you.
Get away from me.
I never said that [bleep].
- All I hear is screaming.
And I have serious FOMO.
Serious FOMO.
- I'm sorry, Peanut.
I'm sorry.
- I didn't say anything about her dog.
I said, I just don't believe you.
I have no beef with Peanut.
[dog whimpering]
- I swear on my [bleep] dog!
- I love dogs.
I love animals, all.
I love animals so much.
- Keep her away from me.
I just swore
that didn't say that, because I didn't!
[bleep] her.
- I don't think the hallway is going great.
I don't think it's going great at all.
- It's OK.
- I'm not a dog hater.
That's like, not--
All I said was, I don't believe you.
But I love animals.
- [sniffing]
Peanut, I'm sorry.
[breezy laid-back music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Gave you spades ♪
♪ Gave you diamonds ♪
- Yay.
The desert.
I was actually the godfather of my nephew,
and I had to baptize him.
So I had to come in on day two.
This reminds me of "Double Shot."
I feel like I'm walking into, like, 20 women,
looking for love.
That'll be cool.
But literally, the first day is just like, get there,
sit on a couch while people fight.
If I miss that, so be it.
- Well, here we are.
- [sighs] Fun vacation.
- I am drained.
I just wish we were able to finish this conversation.
- Ange freaked out on her.
- I know.
I'm sure it's both ways.
Let them handle it.
- I'm not going to lie.
I think this is going to take, like, a really long time.
Does anyone else want to get some lunch?
- Sure.
- Drinks, anything?
- Yeah.
Yeah, I'll go.
Yeah, I can. I can. - All right.
Awesome.
- I got to change real quick.
I can meet you guys down there. - OK.
- The Mediation put a lot of work in today.
And Big Daddy Sitch is hungries.
- Guys, you want to know a fun fact?
- Sure. - Yeah.
- So cactuses--
- [snoring]
- Or Cacti.
- Hey, Chris!
So the cacti that have arms, they grow arms
after they're 100 years old.
- Really? - Ooh, that is a fun fact.
- That is interesting.
- Good job. - Did you see me?
- I did see you, CJ.
That was so awesome.
[phone chiming]
- Hello.
- Yeah, don't put me on speaker.
Are you OK? - Yo.
Everything all right? What happened?
Everything all right? We'll talk about it later.
- I walked-- I walked away from her.
I just-- I can't.
- Well, how did it end, babe?
- What are they saying?
Are they, like-- are they, like, gossiping?
- I said, I don't get involved with who's posting what, but--
and then I think they got a they got a table for, like,
at the lunch place.
We're going to eat lunch, I guess.
- I don't want to go.
- Oh, coexist, like you said.
Agree to disagree, coexist, and get the [bleep] out of there.
And that's it. You control.
You be in control.
Make it stop.
- Oh, it's Mr. Sorrentino.
- Michael, we see you.
- Mike, what's for lunch, man? - Come down.
I ordered you some chicken fingers.
- Did you? My favorite.
I'm going to come down right. All right.
Love you. Bye.
- Love you.
- Water, dog's good.
Here I go.
Vin, you're right.
I'm going to take matters into my own hands
and figure this out.
Another day, another [bleep].
This morning has been the worst.
I can't understand this girl.
And I don't understand what the [bleep] is her problem.
At this point, I don't want this [bleep] no more.
I'm over it.
- ♪ You do not speak the truth ♪
♪ That [...] you cannot sell to me ♪
♪ You know I speak the truth ♪
- So here we go, round two of this.
♪ ♪
[knocking]
- Come in.
- ♪ Colgate used to make the smile wider ♪
♪ You try hard, but I'm still ♪
- This has been a sick trip.
- [bleep] sucks.
[all shouting]
- Did we just join a cult?
I'm sorry.
- Oh, you're allowed to do a [bleep] TikTok
and I can't say how I feel.
- Well, you can [bleep] [indistinct] DM--
[bleep] you, bitch.
[dramatic music]
- Oh my God.