- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪
- Ronnie's here.
- Hi, guys. - How are you?
[tense music]
- Oh, my God. - God, it hurts.
- Hottest thing I've ever had in my life.
- Done. - Done.
- Whoo! - We have a tie!
- Although I was the winner--
We got to get home.
I'm about to be the loser.
[toilet flushes]
I don't think I'm in any condition to jump on a flight
right now. - We'll ride it out with you.
- I'm going to take a separate Uber.
I'm talking to Ron.
- What, are you going to talk more [bleep], Ange?
- Oh!
- Sam's on my last [bleep] nerve.
She's just trying to make a name for herself.
- Oh. - Come for the fan favorite.
- I didn't hear that. I didn't hear that.
- She thinks I owe her something, and I don't.
- You need to get away from it all over here.
- Maybe someplace a little quiet.
- Yo, Arizona's got some amazing spots.
- You think the beach is going to pop off with Ange and Sam?
- I don't know.
We're trying to move on, but they won't let us.
♪♪ ♪♪
[laughter]
- ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪♪
♪♪ Let's party, get loud ♪♪ - Yeah, buddy!
- ♪♪ If you wanna have fun ♪♪ - Party's here!
- The Situation is under construction.
- We're so classy now. - ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪♪
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!
- Um, hello? - ♪♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪♪
- I'm still the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
- ♪♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪♪
[upbeat music]
- We conquered Nashville, boys.
- That we did.
- Tonight, my stomach feels good.
- Thank God.
[laughter]
Let's go out on the balcony.
Look at this.
- Whoa.
- That's a nice view.
This has been a special, special day to RSVP.
- Yo, boys, I'm going to have to commemorate
this moment here with a photo.
- We never knew if Ron was going
to be in a place to be able to come back with us at all.
So the fact that he's here right now,
it really is incredible.
That steak dinner was amazing tonight.
It's rare that we get together.
[laughter]
- I feel like I'm meeting you all over again.
[laughter] - Really well done, Vin.
- Thank you. [laughter]
- It feels great to be laughing with these guys
again, you know?
I definitely missed it.
I think we've done good.
- A lot happened out here in a couple days.
A lot of drama, a lot of experiences.
- A lot of awkward dinners.
- A lot of [bleep].
- You can't say [bleep] in a heartfelt moment.
[laughter]
- I think this trip went pretty good.
I came here, I got through the same situation,
and I-- and I enjoyed myself.
I hope that we can continue to do this.
It feels good to be back with you guys now.
I missed it.
You know, it was a long journey to get here.
A lot of hard work and a lot of ups and downs.
- Yeah.
Yeah, nobody's perfect.
We all make mistakes.
So I-- you know, we're all proud of you.
You put the work in over the past couple of years.
- I appreciate it, guys, you know?
- Yeah.
- Means a lot.
It feels good to know they are proud of me
and, you know, they go it as my progress.
It definitely means something.
It's a reminder that, you know, my-- the hard work
that I'm putting in, it's starting
to-- it's starting to pay off.
I want to make a pledge and a promise to you guys
that if I'm ever going through some stuff,
I'm going to rely on you guys like I should
have before and not, you know, try to figure it out on myself.
Use my support system that I've had for 15 years.
- Yeah, you need anything, we're only a phone call away.
Don't even hesitate, ever. - I know that now.
Yeah. - Always.
- I know that now.
- We're in this thing together, man.
- Yeah, I appreciate it.
- I mean, probably not this guy, but us over here.
That man is a troublemaker right there.
- All alone.
[laughter]
- Well, you know what they say.
[bleep], hold on.
- Yeah.
Yo, he's got-- he's got to look his quotes up.
I ain't got to do that [bleep].
- One second.
♪♪ ♪♪
- Vin, come on, man.
You ain't the quote guy.
- Um...
[bleep], what was it?
- Yo, give me a hint. I'll tell you the quote.
Give me a hint. I'll give it to you.
- Go stand over there.
You know, the lion, the tiger, and the bear
may be more powerful, but you can't train
the wolf to be in the circus.
[cymbal crashes]
- Pomeranian.
- OK, how did that apply to what was happening just now?
- You wonder why I call him chooch.
- All right, boys, let's put it in.
- R. - S.
- V. - P.
all: Peace out, Nashville!
- Nashville, we love you. - RSVP.
- We love you. - Yo, we killed that.
- Yeah, buddy.
There's no way they rented all this equipment
and we're not playing with it.
Nashville, we out.
[upbeat music]
Whoo!
I made the super teaser.
- ♪♪ I'm a dopamine girl, girl, girl ♪♪
♪♪ In a dopamine world, world, world ♪♪
♪♪ I'm just living my life ♪♪
♪♪ I want to have a good time ♪♪
- You ready to have a party?
We gotta get the wine, Rocky.
We're going to have a little girl's day today.
But, you know, instead of, like, you know,
my regular charcuterie board and we
just sit around and talk--
- Why do you have to talk [bleep]?
- How am I talking [bleep]? I'm just speaking the facts.
- What's the facts, that I couldn't make--
[both shouting]
- I want to do an activity.
And I love painting.
Get you heavy pours here.
And I also love drinking. [doorbell rings]
Ma'am. - Hi!
- So let's do a sip and paint with the girls today.
Welcome to my party.
- Ooh, I'm excited.
- This is so cute. - Ooh, cheese.
I'm starving.
- I'm not going to lie, this is a skimpy charcuterie
board for Nicole.
- OK, not my best charcuterie board.
I didn't have time to run to the store, but whatever.
- My God, and a burnt pizza?
[laughs]
- Bitch, I have three children.
Welcome to my sip and paint.
- Cheers, guys.
- I called Ange, but she's busy.
- OK.
- But I figured today is, like, a nice girls day.
We can hang out and paint our feelings.
- OK. - Sure.
All right.
OK.
- Just need one color for that one today.
I woke up with my period this morning, so I'd be concerned.
- Should we fill Deena in on what she missed--
- Oh, yeah. - --in Nashville?
- How was Ron?
- I mean, it was [bleep] awkward.
- It was? - Yeah.
- This is my friend, Ron. - Hey, Ron.
- How are you? - Hi.
- How are you? - How are you?
- Hey, Sammi, how are you?
- Hey, how are you?
- How freaking awkward was that?
I didn't speak.
I'm like, I'm not speaking to this guy.
- Is he coming to Arizona?
- He was in that group chat with the boys.
- Oh.
- I think we should research areas in Arizona.
The fellas have decided on Arizona for our next vacation.
This looks good, but it doesn't look kid-friendly this one.
But this time, there are nine of us,
plus all the baggage that all these people are bringing.
And I'm not talking about suitcases.
- Stop talking about me!
- Stop [bleep] calling me a toddler.
- Get your finger out of my face.
- Don't put your--
- Don't-- don't touch me.
- Ange and Sam, they've been had beef for, like, months now.
Also, there's Ron with his lookalike, Justin,
on this trip.
So we need to keep this thing as chilled as possible.
I don't know. I think Phoenix is too lit.
Scottsdale is not it.
What about Tucson?
- We did go out there. It was very peaceful.
I love the desert.
- Yes.
- It was very tranquil.
- They have a ton of spas.
I believe we need a destination that provides
relaxation and a zen vibe where we can just
get away from the drama, OK?
- This is the front desk.
How may I help you today?
- Yeah, hi.
I was wondering if I can speak to somebody about making
a reservation, please.
We have a very large party.
There's a little bit of beef in the squad right now.
They can get a little loud.
And I really think that they can use a little bit
of rest, some spa treatments.
One of the members is a stripper.
There's also kids, too.
Are you still there?
[dramatic orchestral music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- You guys, I did the back door last night.
- Oh, my God.
- Wait, what? - Cancel that.
- What was that? - Cancel it, cancel it.
- I'm sorry, did I hear that right?
- Yep, you sure did.
- I'm not feeling well.
[laughter]
Don't trust a fart.
- Don't pull an Angelina.
- I'm going to [bleep] my pants.
[farts]
[all yelling]
- Has anyone talked to Ange since Nashville?
- I haven't spoke to her.
- No.
[upbeat music]
- Vanessa?
I don't like what you're doing right now.
Hi, baby.
- Hey, I'm back.
- Look who's being a bad girl again.
- Fresh as always.
- Even though we've had our ups and downs,
right now, Vinny and I are, like, at a decent place.
Like, we're, like, communicating.
We're trying to communicate better.
I'm actually happy he's, like, the one person
that stuck around, you know?
So I was thinking.
We're in a better place now.
- Yeah.
- Can you get off to come to Arizona?
I need you.
- Her behavior towards me--
- Obvious.
- --is just absurd to me.
I don't know why.
- I don't know what to expect with Sam.
I need you for moral support.
- I think we can make it happen.
- I need somebody that's going to have my back on this trip.
I don't know what's going to happen.
And I can only imagine what's behind those doors over there.
- I'll be there.
- So now, just so you know, if they bark at you,
don't let them.
If a guy barks at you, like Mike--
I don't trust him.
- Together, we'll be able to take care of it.
And we're a team like everyone else is a team there, right?
We're a team.
- We have a little bit of beef in the streets, OK?
So much beef, we may need a butcher.
So we're going to need a very zen atmosphere.
- Absolutely, sir.
Can I interest you in our guru on site?
- Oh, my God, you have a guru on site.
- Wow.
- I'm more than happy to put you in touch.
♪♪ ♪♪
- Are you guys ready to show your paintings?
- Yes. - Wait--
- What's yours?
- Mine's an alien.
I love aliens.
Since we're going to Arizona, that's, like, the alien spot
where you camp out, and you look at the aliens,
and you do meditation.
- Are you kidding me?
Bitch, you were screaming and crying when
we had an alien encounter.
- [screams] My God!
Aliens are, like, attacking.
I don't know.
I don't want to be [bleep]!
- Now you want to be their friends?
What?
- I'm feeling happy. - Good.
- So I did fall.
- Pretty. - Oh, pretty.
- Because fall makes me happy.
- I am also feeling happy.
And this is me on the beach somewhere.
- Ooh! - Pretty.
- I am loving the fact that Sam is just happy
on the beach and there's nothing
like "[bleep] Ron" right across.
- I'm just happy in my life right now.
- Love it.
- I'm happy in my life.
I just woke up really pissed off with my period.
- Yeah.
- This is my mood today.
[heavy metal music]
So you're feeling--
- A little angry.
What did you think I'd paint?
Rainbows and [bleep] unicorns?
Have you met me?
No! - Oh, [bleep].
- God damn it.
[bleep]
[laughter]
- Are you friends with her?
- That's the girl Angelina slid in the husband's DMs.
Sam's doing TikToks with her.
- That's like when a girl breaks up with you,
and you bang her friend.
- She's an asshole.
I kind of want to see if she sits next to me.
- Don't [bleep] with Sam, is what I'm saying.
- Sam and Angelina, are they married?
- Oh, no, no. They are just roommates.
- [screaming]
♪♪ ♪♪
- ♪♪ Big-time living, no doubts now ♪♪
♪♪ Enough money to buy my mama a house now ♪♪
- Are you guys ready to pack?
- Yeah!
- OK, pack my boys!
- [shrieks]
Our next family trip is to Arizona.
I'm excited.
I love when Chris comes and my boys come.
- Packing? - Yeah.
I have no idea what to pack.
The boys are planning the trip.
And I don't like not planning any activities,
so I don't know.
I have no idea what to expect.
- You're telling me there's no matching outfits?
- There's no matching outfits.
- There's no matching T-shirts? - Nope.
- Mom.
- 2.0 might be coming.
I just think it's weird if he comes based on everything
she's said about him.
- Yeah, a lot of stuff, right?
- A lot of stuff.
- Sometimes, I'm like, why are you with me
if you hate me so much?
He's like, I don't know.
And there's the money issue.
He claims he has no money, then he gets a Porsche truck.
The house is paid off, but he wants
me to put him on the deed.
- A lot of negative stuff.
- ♪♪ Jersey Shore tripping ♪♪
See?
Auto-tune is way better!
Hey, babe, come on.
So I am keeping it to the chest 2.0 is coming.
Not telling a soul because I don't really want
to hear it from everybody.
- So she's still engaged to that guy.
- I think, but sometimes, she acts single.
She messaged some, like, married guy.
- And my husband gets a DM
from Angela from "Jersey Shore."
"See you soon."
Don't message a married woman's man, weirdo.
- Oh, my God. That's terrible.
- Anyway, the whole crew is going, even Ronnie and Sam.
- Ronnie?
- And I'm sure that she's going to bring her boyfriend.
- [gasps]
- So you obviously know there'll be a certain someone
on this trip.
- Yeah. - Are you OK with that?
- I don't care. You guys broke up 10 years ago.
- Forever ago. - Yeah.
- I Just don't want you to feel, like, uncomfortable.
- No, I don't feel uncomfortable.
I didn't date him. - You're lucky.
- [chuckles] - You have work, right?
So you're going to probably have to meet me there.
- You'll be all right for one night.
- I know.
I'll miss you, though.
- And then, obviously, the big question mark
is Angelina and Sam.
- If I could avoid conversation with Sam at all costs--
- Yeah.
- Because I don't know what she's trying to prove,
what she's trying to do.
But if Sam wants to talk to me about why the [bleep]
she's a dick, then she can do that.
She'll never take accountability.
- Man, you were the one that brought her back, too.
I remember that day. - It's all right.
- That's why-- - She makes herself look dumb.
- ♪♪ Everything I do I do it for the show now ♪♪
[upbeat music]
- We need hairspray because it's windy in the desert.
♪♪ ♪♪
[cell phone chimes]
- My friend just sent me something.
What is this?
- Are you friends with her?
Let me know now.
Are you friends with her?
Are you?
Are you friends with her?
- Sam?
- Are you friends with her?
Are you friends--
- That's the girl that Angelina slid
into husband's DMs at the Jets game.
- Are you? Are you friends with her?
- Sam's doing TikToks with her.
- Babe!
- Yeah.
- You have to see this [bleep].
- --friends with her? Let me know now.
Are you friends with her?
Are you?
Are you friends with her?
- Dang.
- Are you?
- Wow, and the caption even says,
Angela, I'm friends with her.
- Oh, Angeliners is not going to like that.
Once you put something on social media,
it's there forever.
And it's just like, girl, what are you doing?
- If you're friends with her, let me know now.
Are you friends with her?
- Angela, I'm friends with her.
- Is that my name?
Is that my government name? - Are you friends with her?
- What's that video from?
- So you were, like, 12 at the time.
There's a lot happening.
So when you were going through puberty,
there was this situation that occurred.
- Are you friends with her? Let me know now.
Are you friends with her?
Are you?
Are you friends with her?
- Do you think this was, like, a little jab at Angelina?
- Even if it wasn't and it was the most innocent thing
in the world, I would never.
I would be too afraid.
- That is a chess move.
Don't [bleep] with Sam is what I'm saying.
- This is the snarky bitch she is.
Just, like, sweetest bitch you'll ever-- no, you're not.
You're the [bleep] meanest bitch.
- Maybe you should dub her a new nickname then.
- [bleep] bitch. That's how I feel.
[bleep] you. [blows raspberry]
Ew, I sound like a dude.
[phone ringing]
- Yo, what up, fam?
- Yo, what's good, kid?
- Did you see what I seen?
- Yeah, I didn't know Sammi had it in her.
That's like when a girl breaks up with you,
and, like, you bang her friend.
It's, like, next level payback.
It's one thing to go at each other,
but this girl was making full blown TikToks about Angelina,
and now Sammi's starring in one of those TikToks.
It's pretty funny.
I just don't know the repercussions now for Sammi.
- Yeah, yeah.
There's going to be consequences to this.
We're going to head to Arizona, and, you know--
and we'll see what happens when we get there.
- Let's go upstairs. I'm over this [bleep].
- All right, Ange, let's go.
- Don't you dare call me that [bleep].
- Sam likes to stir the pot.
She knows exactly what the [bleep] she's doing.
Go ahead, girl, 'cause karma's a bitch.
- Are you?
Are you friends with her?
- Sam definitely poked the hamster with that TikTok.
And now she's about to get the wheel.
Sam, man, I don't know if I had this on my bingo card,
but it's about to get messy in the streets, man.
- Are you friends with her?
[upbeat music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- Made it. - We made it.
Yeah. - We're not in Jersey anymore.
- Oh, my God, honey. We are in "Tuscon."
[buzzer]
I'm really excited about this trip, honey.
- Me, too.
- This is technically, honey, our mini babymoon before
our third baby comes here.
- Oh, my goodness.
- And we're going to do a gender reveal out here.
- Maybe we do, like, more safety requirements
this time around.
♪♪ ♪♪
- [grunts]
- [screaming]
- It's a boy!
- [screaming]
- Oh, he's right there.
- It's pink!
[all yelling]
- I still have a pit in my stomach from that.
- It's got to be just as big for our third baby.
There's Godfather one, Godfather II,
Godfather III.
One and two were amazing.
And number three, not so much.
So to avoid that same thing happening,
our third will be just as amazing as the past two.
- I don't even know what to say about that.
- ♪♪ It's hot enough ♪♪
- Welcome to Arizona, guys.
- ♪♪ It's finally cooling off ♪♪
- We made it.
- Situation party of five, here we come.
- ♪♪ Sweat it out ♪♪
- Welcome to Tucson.
Allow me to give you some information in regards
to the property.
Got a lazy river with a water slide.
We got our infinity pools.
We do a full-service spa.
- Oh, nice.
That is one of the main reasons why we came here.
But more importantly, is there chicken tendies?
- Looks like Moana mountains.
- Gotta find me a mountain lion, babe.
Grayson--
- Why when you already got a cougar?
Oh!
That was dumb.
- I sure do, baby.
I sure do.
- I would say the vibe going into the trip
is a little weird.
Sam made a TikTok with the girl that Angelina
had beef with, so I feel like things
might implode here in Tucson.
I got to talk to Sam.
I have no idea what we're getting into, though.
I'm sure Ange is, like, hella mad.
- We're right here.
Wait, hold on a second, honey.
Just a second.
I don't hear anybody yelling or screaming,
so I probably think we are the first ones here.
- We're the first to arrive. - We're the first to arrive.
♪♪ ♪♪
- We're here.
- What do you think?
- This is pretty.
- Welcome, Mrs. Buckner.
We have hike in the morning at 7:30 a.m.
- It's not the Buckners.
- Oh, that's not for her.
[laughter]
- OK.
- Oh.
- Check it out, babe. Look.
- Aw. Look at all this hookup.
- We have a little welcome basket.
This place is fancy.
- The other cookie.
- No, no, no.
It's both of yours.
- I'm definitely ready to try all the food
Arizona has to offer, honey.
- "A Guido's Guide to Surviving the Desert."
Wildlife.
Exercise caution in regards to reptiles.
Scorpions?
Do not touch any reptiles.
I'm definitely worried about this trip plan by the boys.
Havalinas?
I don't know what we're doing here.
Like, we need to know.
Like, we need a planner.
One thing I just really hope is that they planned a fun
family fun day for the kids.
This is the first trip I'm not planning any activities,
and it is so hard for me.
7:30 hike.
No. [blows raspberry]
I feel like the boys need Deena's binder.
I brought my binder.
I love planning as many activities as I possibly can.
It's not a trip unless Deena has her binder.
We have a set plan.
It's all organized.
Like, come on.
The guys are always like, enhh!
With me telling them the plan.
So now I could do that to them. Uhh!
- Yeah, but what if they have good plans?
- All my plans are good.
Yeah, you're right. True.
- What do you mean?
My plans are always good.
- I don't know why I said that.
Strip club.
Boring.
- ♪♪ Let's go ♪♪
♪♪ The biggest, the freshest ♪♪
♪♪ You know how we get this ♪♪
♪♪ The power of resemblance ♪♪
- Oh, yeah, Tucson!
Yeah!
Checking in for Pauly D.
Do you think the guests will get mad
if I get a little bit loud?
A little bit loud?
- If you guys decide to fistfight--
look, you can fistfight with the costumes on.
- [vocalizing]
♪♪ ♪♪
- This is decent, Arizona.
Look at this.
So cool.
Now I got two.
- Whoa.
- I'm a dinosaur.
- And I'm the Easter Bunny.
- And I'm in hell.
- ♪♪ Dev coming up the 310 ♪♪
♪♪ And by the grace of God ♪♪
- Hello.
- ♪♪ Just to match the wrist ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause the ice is cold ♪♪
♪♪ And everything I touch is as good as sold ♪♪
- I know there's, like, a lot going on with me and Ange.
- May I assist you with your luggage?
- Oh, no, I could do it.
And, also, I'm not looking forward
to my ex and my current boyfriend
together in the same room.
Thank you. Thanks.
Justin is coming here tomorrow, and hopefully we'll
figure it out from there.
There we go.
How cute.
I even get a little snake.
Oh, my God, a Sammi Sweetheart pillow.
This one's better than the note one.
♪♪ ♪♪
- Whoa. - Go.
Run.
♪♪ ♪♪
I'm going to call Aunt Deena.
- Hey, there's the Sorrentinos.
Hey. What's up, my guy?
- What's up, my guy? - What's good, man?
- Good to see you. - How are you?
- Hello? - Oh, look.
- What in the world?
- Pull it forward.
- Oh, my God, how fun.
- How's my little niece and nephew inside of there?
- So good.
- I hear kids.
- Hi.
- Welcome to hell.
- So is everybody here yet?
- The only ones I don't think that are coming right now
are Nicole and Vinny.
- Oh, yeah Vinny said he wasn't coming until tomorrow.
- --a christening, yeah. - Yeah.
- Mike and Lauren should be here.
- Oh, fun.
Justin had to work, so he's coming tomorrow.
- OK.
- But at least he'll be here tomorrow.
- And, of course, Ron.
- Oh, yeah?
What about Ange? Anybody talk to Ange?
- Now I'm sure you saw the TikTok of--
- Oh, yeah.
The chess move.
I kind of feel like this is the ultimate [bleep]
you to Angelina.
Like, you want to mess with me? OK, cool.
I'll hang with your enemy.
This might go down here.
- Oh, 100%.
It is a ticking time bomb.
I wouldn't want to fight Sam, but, I mean, those are
fighting words if you ask me.
You know what I mean?
- Be a good fight.
- I don't think Sam understands just yet what
she's dealing with Angelina because she hasn't
been around her in years.
And it's just, like, you know, a losing battle.
- It's now Angelina's move.
Sparks will be flying in Tucson,
and there will be fireworks.
- ♪♪ Level up ♪♪
- ♪♪ Kicking it poolside ♪♪
♪♪ Spritz with a grapefruit ♪♪
♪♪ Polka dot swimsuit ♪♪
♪♪ Kicking it so high ♪♪
♪♪ Thinking with you ♪♪
- These kids are playing so cute.
- Put her in her shoes.
We're going to go meet up with Gigi.
- Grayson, come on, man.
- You want to go swimming?
I love your bathing suit.
I love you guys.
- Have you talked to Ange?
- She said she was having the worst day ever--
- On her story. - On her story.
- Oh, yeah? - That was it.
- Oh.
- Your TikTok with that Jets girl had me rolling.
- Are you friends with her?
- That was so funny.
So me and Justin went to a Jets-Giants game,
and I got this amazing opportunity to watch the game
from the Jets special lounge.
And guess who's there?
- Are you friends with her?
- I was there all day with her for, like, four hours,
and she was a very nice girl.
And then she was like, oh, do you want to make TikTok?
And I was like, whatever.
But there was no ill intent on my end.
- All right, Sam.
That's a little bit of a [bleep].
I'm going to let it slide because it
was funny as [bleep].
- And do you know how awkward it was when I saw this girl?
- Yeah.
- But that girl probably was pumped
you did the TikTok with her.
- But, like, I'm not the one who wrote the caption.
I'm not the one who posted it.
Like, there was no ill intent on my end, so--
- Probably not the best thing to do.
- She doesn't like me. It's not like I don't like her.
Like, she has the problem with me.
- Like, I don't know if she doesn't realize
what she's done, but, oh, my God, this
is going to go really bad.
- I will apologize for that.
But then again, what do I owe her?
She's been so mean to me.
- True.
- Let's not forget the whole reason why we came here--
to be zen, for us to get away from it all,
to put everybody in this place where it's relaxing,
to get away from the drama.
- Exactly. That's why we set up the guru.
- A guru?
Isn't that like a life coach?
What do we need that for?
[phone line trilling]
- Peace be with you.
- Yes, and-- and to you as well.
Can I speak to the guru, please?
- You are speaking with him.
I sensed your energy, Michael.
How are you today?
- Ooh, I am super excited to meet you.
- I'm behind the pool at Meditation Circle.
Is there any chance you could join me?
- Yes. Yes.
- Amazing. I look forward to seeing you.
And your energy is very strong right now.
I'm getting excited, I have to be honest.
- Wait, what about mine?
How's mine, man?
- [chuckles] You have pretty high energy as well.
- I knew it.
- Like, the boys--
like, I like when I plan the trips
because I know exactly what's happening,
I know who's coming when.
I haven't talked to anybody.
This is why the boys shouldn't plan anything.
Like, they're not, like, organized.
They don't tell us exactly what's happening.
Like, we need to know.
Like, we need a planner.
- I keep looking at my phone to see if someone texted
something, but I got nothing.
- We definitely can use all the help that we can get, probably.
[soft music]
♪♪ ♪♪
Oh, [bleep].
- Dang, he looks like Steve Aoki.
How do you say hello to him?
I think you bow.
- Like a karate sensei.
- Yeah. OK, let's see.
Let's do it.
[clears throat]
- I'm glad you found me.
Hello. You may sit.
- Yes.
- I am Thomaste.
- Thomaste? - Like namaste.
- Thomaste, OK. - Namaste.
- Nice to meet you.
- Thomaste. Nice to meet you.
Namaste.
- Thank you for coming. - Yeah.
- I feel like I was--
I was already here.
So I sense quite a bit of negative energy.
- Indeed. Indeed.
- Could you speak a little more on that?
- I don't want to overwhelm you, but--
Thomaste, it is time for a full disclosure.
There's going to be nine of us together when
there's never been nine of us.
Ron and Sam were together for a couple of years.
There is a little beef with Angelina and Sam
in Atlantic City.
- Stop throwing my name around.
You're pissing me off.
- In Seaside, toddlergate was born.
- [bleep] off, Sammi. [bleep] bitch.
She called me a [bleep] toddler.
Don't ever [bleep] say that to me.
- Sam and Angelina, are they currently together?
Are they married?
- Sam-- no, no, they're just roommates.
- Just friends. - Roommates.
- Well, if you don't mind, can we do a breathing exercise--
- Of course. - --to kind of cleanse?
So let's go ahead and close our eyes.
Stay comfortable.
[soft music]
Take a deep breath in.
[inhales slowly]
[yells]
[yelling]
[yelps]
We must disturb the silence so we can be one with it.
- [laughs]
- [vocalizing]
[upbeat music]
- Uh, yeah.
♪♪ It surrounds us everywhere ♪♪
- Yeah.
That was his battle cry.
- Battle cry with me.
Your own version?
- Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
I love to yell stuff, so this guy is my dude.
- Just get it all out.
♪♪ ♪♪
- [screaming]
- Oh, damn.
- That was the--
this man's been to prison scream.
- [laughs]
- [screaming]
You already have a very calming aura now.
I'm seeing lots of pinks and purples
in you, some greens and oranges.
[screams]
- Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah!
- [yelps]
- [screaming]
- This man is the man for the job.
- Mm-hmm.
- If anybody could help us, it's Thomaste.
- Would you like to let one more out?
♪♪ ♪♪
[all screaming]
- Oh, yeah!
- [screaming]
- Oh, yeah.
- I would like to give you some worry stones.
Any time you feel stressed, rub them.
I will feel the energy through this.
- Oh, wow.
- I can't wait for him to meet the family.
- We can start our journey tomorrow to get
you down the right path.
- All right, we'll let you get back to it.
Namaste. - Namaste.
- You going to call the girls? - Yeah.
- Hello, gentlemen.
- Hey, Jenni!
- Him and his frickin' megaphone.
- You would think I would be less stressed because I'm
not planning anything.
What were they doing down there?
- Just Pauly and Mike.
- But I feel a little more stressed
because I'm like, what the frick are we doing this trip?
I'm sure they know what's happening.
They'll fill us in, I guess.
- I feel like we should demand answers.
- What's the plan?
- Oh, hello. - Hi, gals, remember us?
- There's a lot of questions since you
guys booked this trip.
- Yes.
- What's happened?
- Yes, they said they have a lot of questions.
- Usually, I know everything that's going on.
- We needed a little bit of a relaxation trip.
There's, like, hikes.
- I will not be doing a 7:00 a.m. hike.
I've wanted to see LA.
I didn't want to do this.
My legs hurt.
I don't like rattlesnakes.
- This is supposed to be zen vibes, middle of nowhere.
- Is there anywhere to dance?
- There's some strip clubs in the area.
[buzzer]
- Are we getting T-shirts?
- Yeah, we have to have matching T-shirts.
- When Mike booked this trip, he wasn't thinking about that.
[buzzer]
Whoa, I hope she doesn't expect us
to have all these plans because we don't have any.
[laughs]
- I just want to make sure there's
a family fun day with the kids because I have some ideas.
- You can take the reins on that.
- Is anybody else coming today?
- I think Angelina's coming sometime today.
Does anybody know if she's coming by herself?
Or is she coming with someone?
Yeah. - Another one?
I have no idea if 2.0 is coming.
- There's no way in the world he's coming.
- He's got to-- - There's no way.
I support her and what their decision is,
but if the decision is not to be with him,
I don't know if she would bring him.
- It's going to be super, super awkward if Angelina brings
in 2.0 given what we now know.
- He claims he has no money.
Then he gets a Porsche truck.
- I bought Vin a Gucci fanny pack,
and then he returned it and he keeps
the money that was supposed to be mine on his credit card.
- Does he know when she was messaging married men?
- Well, she does now-- - The whole world knows it.
It was on social media.
- Well, my husband gets a DM from this girl, Angela,
from "Jersey Shore."
Here's the DM, weirdo.
- Did that Jets girl say anything
to you when you saw her?
- It was like, I'm in this situation,
and I made light of it.
I wasn't coming from a mean place.
- I thought it was a chess move.
- It wasn't me with ill intent.
- [laughs]
- I don't know about you guys, but I'm
getting a little hungry, so I think we should go to dinner?
- Yes. - Yeah.
- Let's do it. Where are we going?
- Um--
[quirky music]
There is a nice Signature Grill downstairs.
- Come on.
We can't go downstairs for dinner.
What else didn't you plan this trip?
How do you not plan a dinner when there's, like, 13 of us?
You have to make reservations.
All right. - I'm going to change.
- ♪♪ We living life ♪♪
♪♪ Like we lived it twice ♪♪
♪♪ They washed up, we bossed up ♪♪
- I think these are working.
- No idea what this night is going to bring.
It's time to push the red.
- Hi.
- You look amazing.
- How's everybody doing?
- Good.
- Is anybody else coming to dinner with us?
- Who knows?
[dramatic music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- Finally getting to Tucson.
Don't worry. OK.
It's been a pretty rough day.
[bleep] my life.
After the TikTok, I just don't know if I want to be here.
And it begins again.
Ay-yi-yi.
- Are we ready for dinner?
- I think we should wait.
- Could someone call Angelina?
- I'll try calling.
[phone line trilling]
- Hello? - Hello?
- Oh, my God, are you coming?
- Who'd she come with?
- Are you with 2.0?
- Get the [bleep] out of here.
How do I even say hello to this man?
- We're going to go to dinner.
We'd love for you to meet with us.
- Honestly, I don't know if I can be around Sam right now.
I don't know.
Just-- I can't even, like, fathom what she did to me.
- All right, so maybe we'll see you.
- Bye.
- The fire is on, guys,
because it's about to warm up in here.
- OK. - Well, this should be fun.
- Her and Sam are having their thing,
and she doesn't want that.
- This is going to be weird because I
think they're going to come.
- She's going to have to sit right next to me.
- I'll be like--
- Come on, man.
- I'll sit over there.
- Oh, [bleep].
Let's go.
- I don't play when it comes to, like, games.
- Bitch, I don't play these games.
- She's the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
♪♪ ♪♪
[dramatic music]
- I just think it's a pattern of chaos.
I'm starting to get worried for her, you know?
- ♪♪ It's a wait and see for me ♪♪
- I think I'm going to pull her aside privately.
- What are you going to say? - Yeah, it's a little much.
- I'm going to just be like, I'm worried about you.
She doesn't let us know if she's coming,
she's brought 2.0, and now she might not come to dinner.
I just know Angelina.
When her life is so chaotic, she will isolate herself.
- What if she's like, I'm fine, what are you talking about?
- Well, she came to my home.
And, you know, she said 2.0--
she was deading him and she wanted nothing to do with him.
- He did a few things to me that aren't good, Lauren.
- Now you, you know, bring him in here in front of us.
I think this type of behavior is worrisome.
You know, it's not just this.
- It's not going to go well.
I think she's going to deflect and not own up to anything.
♪♪ ♪♪
I mean, there's no point having a conversation with somebody
who's not reasonable in other people's feelings
or can take accountability.
I don't think anything is going to even register.
It's just, like, annoying.
She annoys me.
It's, like, crazy.
♪♪ ♪♪
- We're here.
- How you doing?
I feel like I'm in a desert.
- We are in the desert.
♪♪ It's wait see for me ♪♪
♪♪ And I'm wearing glasses at night ♪♪
God, I feel like I'm never getting to this room.
I like being away from everyone.
I am not looking forward to seeing Sam tonight,
but I am happy to be at the hotel finally.
All right, peanut, we're here.
Just happy to just--
[sighs]
- Oh, Angelina's calling.
Hey, are you here?
- Yeah, I'm here.
- All right, we're at dinner.
- [groans]
- We'll come by-- we'll come by and say hi to you?
Do you mind? - Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
- What restaurant?
- Signature Grill.
- All right, cool.
- All right, sounds good.
- Bye.
♪♪ ♪♪
- Band-Aid was ripped.
- [bleep] [bleep].
- He's very vocal. - It's funny.
- Who's vocal? - He talked for her.
- Yeah. - What'd he say?
- We'll come by to say hi.
- I only think Angelina brought 2.0 on the vacation
for, like, backup.
- I need you for moral support.
And I need you to be kind of my mouthpiece at this point.
If they bark at you, don't let them.
- I don't know why Angelina thinks she needs an ally.
Nobody else is beefing with her except for Sam.
Ange is on her way.
- Word.
- And Vinny 2.0 is speaking for her.
- No way.
- I definitely think it just comes from a state
of being paranoid.
If she showed up alone, she would be fine.
- Are you guys going to switch chairs now or what?
What's going on?
- No, I kind of want to see if she sits next to me.
[laughs]
- I'm like, damn, Sammi is on one tonight.
- [growls]
- You don't move when they come.
There's only two chairs, and one of them is next to me.
But maybe sitting next to me, she'll bring up the TikTok
and we'll have to air that out, or she'll just be
cool and cordial next to me.
We'll see how this goes.
- On the witch's broom.
- When they come, hon, you can move here.
So then one of them can--
- Let's see what happens.
- It's awkward to, like, split them up.
- Let them stand.
- Because this is awkward.
- This is going to be awesome.
- Questioning happens, we get up and we leave.
- Let's see what happens.
- I want to sit next to Lauren.
- Yo, you can't. You can't.
- Wait, don't move.
- You can't--
- I'm sick of her talking about me behind my back.
So if you're going to be talking about me,
you might as well just say it in front of me.
- I don't have to explain myself.
They're not my mommy and daddy.
Don't answer [bleep].
- Let's do it like this and see where they go.
- I'm trying to take the high road here.
- Don't move.
- Sam is a gangster.
- I won't move. I don't care.
- She's coming in hot.
But if history has taught us anything,
Angelina always comes in hot.
- Why are you such an asshole?
How about that?
- And if Angelina is sitting right next to her,
I don't know what's going to happen.
- ♪♪ You can talk your talk ♪♪
♪♪ I'ma just go off ♪♪
♪♪ We gonna see who lost our bet ♪♪
♪♪ You lose ♪♪
- ♪♪ In a dark tint Mercedes, skrrt ♪♪
- [growls]
- You don't move when they come.
- Here we go.
- Ah!
[dramatic music]
- Hi, guys. - Oh, hi.
- So tired.
- Hello, hello.
- How are you guys? - How's everyone doing?
- Shot.
- You guys ate already?
- Yeah, I already ate.
- No, I'm saying them.
- Do you want to push the chairs together,
or do you want to--
- If you want to.
- OK.
- The energy shifts.
When I tell you dead air just sweeps over us
as Vinny and Ange come to dinner.
Everything just stands still.
Oh, this is way weirder than I thought it was going to be.
- We just got here not too long ago.
- God, my legs are like-- like Jell-O.
- The resort is nice.
- I'm good with sitting next to Sam,
but I'm going to pretend she's a ghost.
♪♪ ♪♪
That's my new thing.
- Awkward.
♪♪ ♪♪
I would like to just address the elephant in the room
and get it over with, but I could see she's had a day.
And I'm like, you know what?
This isn't the right time for me and Angela--
Angela.
- My husband gets a DM from Angela from "Jersey Shore."
- Angela?
- I mean Angelina.
Oh, my God.
I'm just going to sit here and look
pretty, and not get involved with Angelina tonight at all.
- Oh, creme brulee is here.
♪♪ Creme brulee ♪♪
- Who cares?
- This is weird.
I wasn't ready.
Maybe I'm just full of queso.
I'm not saying anything tonight.
- Uh-uh.
- You can tell that this is going to set the precedent
for the rest of the vacation.
- That's my feelings!
- That's my [bleep] feelings.
You're a [bleep] [bleep].
- [bleep] go home. I can't deal with this.
- Get the [bleep] out.
- If you knew what she filmed behind your back,
you wouldn't be sitting there with your smug face.
- I don't got a [bleep] smug face.
- Yeah, you do got a [bleep] smug face.
- You're allowed to do a [bleep] TikTok,
and I can't say how I feel.
- This has been a sick trip.
- [bleep] you. - You bitch.
- [bleep] off. - [bleep], this sucks.
- Are you friends with her? - Why did you do that?
I have to stand up for myself.
Maybe I should do a TikTok with somebody
that [bleep] hates her.
- Oh, [bleep].
She messaged the fan club talking trash about you.
- If this doesn't get handled, it
will sabotage the whole trip.
- He doesn't know she's been bashing him.
- He could not have walked in at a worse time.
- Say that in front of my face right here.
- [bleep] [bleep]. - No, we're not doing it!