- ♪ MTV ♪
- We made your favorite food.
all: Lasagna!
- Oh, nice.
What the [...]?
[laughter]
- Yo, yo. What is happening?
- Bringing in Sammi, that was, like,
a master deflection on your part.
No one was focusing on the reunion.
- Don't raise your [bleep] voice to me.
- Whoa. - All right, guys.
[overlapping chatter]
- Come hit me, baby.
- I'm so thankful that the meatballs
and Angelina made up.
- Yes. - I love you.
- But you guys didn't make up?
- We haven't talked about it.
- And Deena's like, she'll never be your friend again.
Like, she just doesn't trust you anymore.
- You guys both obviously have big issues.
Like, you don't even care to talk.
- I don't give a [bleep] anymore.
- What did I just get myself into?
- All right, so listen.
You know how everybody's been bugging out
about these UFOs and everything right now?
- We heard it.
- Prank war champion has something
up his sleeve, and the roommates are not
gonna know what's going on. It's prank time.
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
♪ Let's party, get loud ♪ - Yeah, buddy!
- ♪ If you wanna have fun ♪ - Party's here!
- The Situation is under construction.
- We're so classy now. - ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!
- Um, hello? - ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
- I'm still the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪
- All right, here we go.
- Ooh. - Spooky.
- What the [bleep]? - What is that?
- What the [bleep]? [person screams]
- Oh, my God! - [bleep] off!
- [sobbing]
- Deena, compose your [bleep] self.
[sobbing] I don't want to be here.
I don't want to [bleep] die with you [bleep].
- I've been in prison before. I can handle this.
- Leave me alone!
- Shut up, Deena!
- No!
- Oh, my God! What the [bleep]?
- No!
I need to go home.
- I can't confirm or deny it.
- Give me the [bleep] keys!
Just let me go home.
[tape rewinding]
[Alfa Charlie & Mark Phillips' "Here To Stay"]
- ♪ Yo ♪ - ♪ Hey, yo ♪
- ♪ Listen up ♪
♪ I got something to say, yo ♪
♪ Ain't goin', I ain't goin' away, yo ♪
♪ I'm gonna stay, ay, ay ♪
- Ugh!
- Man, this thing is tight.
- Oh, sh-- - Life is so hard!
Today, Deena has a fun day planned for us.
And we're going to a resort.
There's snow tubing there.
There's a bar, food and drinks.
- You look like a chooch.
- I feel like we all look hysterical in our snowsuits,
but at least it's gonna keep us warm.
- Sam, who was your friend that had the big boobs?
What was her name? - Who?
- I think I banged her in the bathroom.
- Oh, wow. Nice. - Who?
I think you're making it up.
- No, she was at your birthday party.
- Were you at a fun party without me?
- I banged her friend in the bathroom.
- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did. - Who?
- At her birthday party? - Ew.
- Vinny can definitely be, like, a weirdo.
But I don't remember Vinny being this crazy and creepy.
- Vin, you're gross. - Who is it?
I got to know. They didn't tell me.
So now I got to, like, text and be like--
- He is a raunch.
- You know, everyone thinks I'm, like, this ratchet slut.
But I think that they're just a little jealous of my life.
- You have problems being around somebody
flossing your teeth, but then you'll go [bleep] ass?
- Hell, yeah.
Guys, I have a little announcement.
- Oh, no. - I am on day eight
of No Nut November.
[laughter]
Uh, guys, I have an announcement to make.
No Nut November is over.
- Oh, I knew it! [overlapping chatter]
- You're gross. - Who?
Show me a picture. - I'm looking. Hold up.
[knock on door]
- Yo, production. - Come on in.
- It wouldn't be a family vacation
without an epic prank.
Guys, everything's in motion on my end.
This is going to be over-the-top.
I have the ultimate, like, distraction.
I got a whole game plan.
The buzz on the streets are UFOs, aliens.
Right now, that's all Mike's talking about.
- I believe that aliens come from the inner Earth.
- What?
- So this plan is in motion.
And there's a lot of steps involved.
Step number one: I got lights, some drones.
We get them outside, I think that's--that's game over.
- Is this tonight? - Yeah.
So to make this prank work,
the production crew, they have to be in on it.
Perfect. Love that.
All right, thank you.
This prank is going to be epic.
Look at me, man.
- Oh, you look cool. - Thanks.
Right now, part of the prank is,
play a little bit more on this UFO, alien stuff.
Internet is buzzin' though over you. Whoo-hoo.
- I haven't really been on, so I don't know.
- You gotta check your Google Alerts. It's everywhere.
I'm getting 'em all riled up.
So while we were talking about UFOs yesterday,
my whole timeline was Sammi and UFOs.
Watch this one that came up. - UFOs?
- [bleep] getting wild.
What's up with this apocalypse coming?
Like, Pauly is literally obsessed with this [bleep].
And I don't understand why.
- UFOs: the Pentagon's experts warning
about a possible mother ship coming close to Earth.
- What the-- - Why on Earth...
- What the [bleep]? - That's, like, a real thing?
- Stop. I don't like it. It freaks me out.
- Wait, wait, the mother ship?
- Mm. - Stop.
- Oh, the mother ship is everywhere too.
- The mother ship? - What's that?
- To say that on your 2023 bingo card
that the mother ship was gonna return,
also Sammi Sweetheart,
we got a situation, of course.
- Please make me feel better,
because that [bleep] freaks me out.
- Seriously, me too.
- Aliens? - Listen, I say, bring it on.
They could be legit.
- A'ight, we ready?
all: Snow day!
- Oh, I love it.
- Let's go.
- Friends helping friends.
- We are going to a ski resort,
and it's going to be a freaking good time, bitches!
- Whoo! - Let's go to snow! Whoo!
- Guys, we're leaving.
Watch this.
[over bullhorn] Guys, we're leaving.
- All right, let's do it.
I'm getting [bleep] wasted today.
- [over bullhorn] Guys, we're leaving.
- [belches]
I'm on vacation, [bleep].
- Guys, we're leaving.
All right, guys, do the work.
Guys, we're leaving.
- Somebody take that megaphone away from Pauly.
- Hey, Angelina, somebody's gonna get plowed in the snow.
Get it? [laughter]
- Ooh. Ow.
All right, I'm a little drunk.
- ♪ Saying I'm crazy ♪
- Who's gonna to take care of me today when I get trashed?
- Aren't you happy I'm here?
Jenni's so happy. She has a friend back now.
- We did use to even each other out very well.
- Go be with Sam, Jenni, again.
- I will, OK?
- I literally get it.
- Don't be jelly now that I'm back.
- I'm crying. - I'm jelly.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm jelly.
- It's fine. - Jenni hates me now.
- No! I love you always.
- I still can't believe Sam's back.
Actually, this is the first time in history,
I think, that Angelina, Deena, and Sam are all
in the same place at the same time.
- Damn. - They're trying to figure out
how this all works.
The dynamic has totally changed.
Angelina had major beef with the girls.
She had her sit-down with Nicole,
and she ironed things out with Deena.
But the Angelina and JWOWW situation
has not been talked about.
It's only gonna be peaches for so long.
If you don't address a situation,
it turns into a bigger situation.
And this right here is a recipe for disaster.
It's gonna come back, you know what I mean?
- So what do they call that, unfinished business?
- Yeah. But you're gonna start
to see who clicks with who else.
- Depends on who they work with at the T-shirt shop.
- Yup. - What shift they get.
- Yup, exactly.
- Guys, I'm, like, super pumped
because I called ahead, and we're literally gonna do,
like, box car, like, racing. - Fox?
- And you box car race down the...
- Whee! - Snow tube hill.
- Yay. - No, it'll be fun.
- Some good crop circles out here.
- There's for sure crop circles though.
Look at this. This is where they're at.
- Yep.
- Middle of nowhere.
Like, where do those crop circles come from?
You know what I mean?
- The aliens.
They come from aliens, extraterrestrials
that come out of the oceans in the inner Earth.
I do think that aliens are real.
I just don't think that they come from above.
I think that they come from below
and in the oceans, that's all.
And there's--some are good and some are bad.
Yo, I can't believe you said the mother ship is on its way.
- That's [bleep] crazy. - All this Pentagon [bleep]--
they have so much information that's just coming out now.
- Everybody's been saying it though.
- This prank is gonna be so good.
[laughs]
I don't think they have Amazon Overnight over here.
- Oh, my God, zombie apocalypse right there.
Do you see that?
- Oh, I love it.
- Here we are, Bear Creek.
Bear Creek Mountain Resort and Conference Center.
Good, we can have a conference.
Maybe the girls need to have a conference.
- We're here, guys.
- Look at that. I see snow.
- Oh, [bleep], there is snow.
- Wait, is that snow? - Is that fake snow?
- I never touched fake snow in my life.
- Well, we're gonna do it right now, girl.
- I bet it feels like a real snow.
- Ooh. - Can we eat it?
- Time to do some shredding, bruh.
- [over bullhorn] Do you know what way the mountain is?
I'll check it out.
Do you know what way the mountain is?
I'll check it out.
Do you know what way the mountain is?
I'll check it out.
- Yo, I'm not going on that [bleep] slope.
It's too high. What the [bleep]?
- Floor it! - We gotta race.
Meatballs versus Situation and Angelina.
- Go!
[upbeat music]
- The dream team!
- Let's go!
- [laughing] Oh, my goodness.
- You're an asshole!
- It's only a matter of time
before this ticking time bomb goes off.
- You look like a [bleep] penis right now.
So shut the [bleep] up.
- Do you want us to fight tonight?
- Throw the wine. Throw the wine.
- It's too deep, this [bleep].
- Shots fired.
- Do you know where--ah!
- Oh, my God!
- I need to go home.
- Deena, compose your [bleep] self.
- ♪ Are you ready? 'Cause it's game time ♪
♪ Everybody focus with the same rhyme ♪
- This doesn't look like my competition mountain,
but I'll check it out.
[over bullhorn] Do you know what way the mountain is?
I'll check it out. Oh, hey, Sam.
[over bullhorn] Oh, hey, Sam.
Oh, hey, Sam. - What is happening?
- Oh, hey, Sam. Oh, hey, Sam.
[laughing]
So cool!
- Hi, are you Dylan? - Yes.
- Hi. Deena. - Nice to meet you.
So we arrive at Bear Creek Mountain.
So Dylan is gonna be taking care of us today.
And we're going to be doing cardboard box sledding.
- We have a couple cardboard sleds for you.
- It's gonna be a fun time.
- Dylan, just so you know,
Sam's back.
- All right.
- He's practiced that line.
- Then what we're gonna do here--
- Sam's back.
[over bullhorn] Sam's back. Sam's back.
- Oh, my God, I hate it. - Sam's back.
- This is just gonna be, like-- - Sam's back.
- You're just gonna sign this waiver.
Just kind of explains, like, what could happen.
- Oh, [bleep]. - Is this the waiver
just in case we die?
- I'll put my legal name there, "The Situation," for you.
- You guys ready? - All right.
- Let's get it. - Whoo!
- The conveyor belt basically will take you
all the way to the top.
[crowd cheering]
- [over bullhorn] I love you too.
Sam's back. [over bullhorn] Sam's back.
- Oh, my goodness. - Sam's back.
- Really, dude?
- Sam's back. Sam's back.
I'm excited. - Ugh!
Come on. [laughs]
- Sam's back.
- Oh, my God, it's so high up. Oh, my God.
- Yeah, but they got a conveyor belt.
We don't gotta walk. - Where am I, Alaska?
Oh, we're at the airport.
Oh! - Oh, my God!
- Kneel. - Meatball down!
You OK? - Yeah, I'm fine.
- The meatballs are sitting. Look at them.
- This is nicer.
Hi, ma'am.
- This is so cool! Look at me, man.
[smooth jazzy music]
- This takes a long time.
- Damn, we's gonna be on this thing for an hour.
- At least I'm getting my steps in.
Guys, let's keep it moving.
Come on.
We're losing daylight, here.
- Let's go!
- Whoo!
- Guys, come on.
Let's act like we've been on a conveyor belt before.
- We're about to land. Get up. Get up.
Meatballs, get up. Let's go.
- Meatballs, hold my hand.
- Oh, I love that Pauly cares about us so much.
- Pauly loves us.
- I don't know how I feel about this.
- Look at the wine bottle.
Oh, my God.
Shut up. - Pick which one
you want to take down.
- Well, this is the meatball, for sure.
The cardboard boxes, they're freaking awesome.
Like, the wine bottle looks like a legit wine bottle.
And it's, like, a typical meatball sled.
I'm like, this is ours.
[both scream]
- Oh!
- Oh, they didn't even start yet, bro.
- Are you OK? - Bro, they didn't even
start yet.
- Are you all right? I'm scared.
And now I know why we signed a waiver.
Because we could really kill ourselves today.
- I don't know if that's safe.
- This is not safe. I'm scared.
I'm definitely not going down the mountain
in one of these box cars. No.
- I mean, [indistinct], but this thing's pretty janky.
- Do you think we're gonna be OK in that?
- No, we're gonna die. - Hey, guys, real quick,
helmet before you go down.
- I ain't wearing no helmet.
I got a natural helmet.
- We're literally gonna die, Nicole.
- Well, you know what? I lived a great life.
- It is a long way down from an aerodynamic standpoint.
- Yeah, this ain't gonna go.
- And the only way to get down this mountain
is in this cardboard death machine.
- You guys!
If we die, I love you.
- This is definitely unsafe.
- Oh, my God, somebody go in the box car.
- Jenni and Angelina, no?
And Sam, no?
- I ain't trying to die today.
I am out.
Like, what?
I think we should watch them first.
I feel like it's not safe.
- This is crazy.
I have a back injury,
so I'm not gonna be participating.
- Shut up! - So have fun.
- Hold on. What do you mean, you're not participating?
- I have a [bleep] back injury. - What'd you do to your back?
- I slept on it the wrong way.
- Come on.
- Pauly's not going. - Nah.
- You're not going down?
- Nah, you gotta put a helmet on.
That'll [bleep] up my whole day.
Having to wear a helmet over the blow out
is not a good look.
- I mean, I could go.
It's definitely safe. - Mike, go with Ange.
- Mike and Ange. Mike and Ange.
- Ange and Mike are going.
- [bleep] it. Let's just do it.
- All right. Ange you're in the front
in case it flips over.
- We took three hours to get up here.
I'm going down.
- Floor it! - We gotta race.
Meatballs versus Situation and Angelina.
It's about to go down.
This is gonna be awesome.
- Let's go!
- Let's ride!
Let's do this.
- Pauly, push us really hard.
- I will. - We're winning.
- The meatballs are gonna frickin' kill it.
- Are you guys ready? - Yeah.
- Everybody's ready.
On your mark.
Get set.
Go! [gun fires]
- Jenni, Jenni, Jenni.
[person screams]
- The meatballs were going absolutely nowhere.
[laughter]
They're going two feet and collapsing...
[laughter]
Two feet more, back in the snow.
[grand orchestral music]
- Meatballs down!
Meatballs down!
- Pauly, what the [bleep]?
♪ ♪
[person screams]
- You got it, Mike.
- And I'm surprised that me and Ange are a team.
Did you throw water?
- Who gives a [bleep]?
Do you not pay your taxes, yes or no?
- Whoa.
We've come a long way.
- [screaming]
Whoo!
- [laughing] Oh, my goodness.
- Oh, my God.
- Whoo! We won, Mike!
[both cheering]
Me and Mike-- team effort, amazing.
[cheering continues]
And we--and we won.
- That was anticlimactic.
- Yes.
I knew we were gonna win. I knew it.
And the meatballs, I look back,
and they're on their face in the [bleep] snow.
- Get up. - This is terrible.
- You can still go.
- Ow. Go.
[laughter]
- These girls are just wiping out.
They're like Gumby, just, like, flopping around,
trying to get back in their wine bottle.
- Get up. Get up.
- What are you doing?
Wait.
♪ ♪
- Me and my meatball just keep wiping out,
but we're not done yet.
I mean, us meatballs never quit.
- I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
- Look at it. Look at it. - Look at 'em. Look at 'em.
- Oh. Oh, oh.
[laughter] - Oh!
- Ohh.
- Get in!
The struggle is real right now.
Oh! [laughing]
Deena, get up.
But obviously, the meatballs are very competitive.
And the meatballs are gonna win.
[both cheering]
- You were worried about going too fast.
They can't even get down the hill.
- I'm dead.
- Did we win?
- If you're not first, you're last.
- Get up. - I can't get up.
You're above me, you [bleep] nut!
- Oh, God!
- [laughing]
- And also, I have [bleep] snow in my sunglasses!
- They would've been better off rolling down the side.
- [laughing] Yeah. - You guys did so good.
- Oh, we did great.
[crowd cheering] - Yay!
Thank you!
Yes, bitches!
Did we win?
[crowd cheers]
Whoo!
- ♪ Play, play, play to win ♪
[person screams]
[both cheering]
- We won!
- Jenni is running down the slope.
- Oh!
[laughter]
- Meatball down!
Meatball down!
- My vagina really does hurt.
- Look at me, man.
Yeah!
Look at me, man! - Go, Pauly!
- Yay, Pauly!
[all cheer]
- [over bullhorn] Look at me, man.
Look at me, man.
I love tubing this time of year.
So cool.
Did anybody get my speed on that?
- We need a wine after that.
I think my equilibrium is off.
But... - Ooh.
- You know, where's the wine?
Let's get a wine, bitches!
All right, we're gonna get some drinks.
- Some food and drinks, food and drinks.
- Food, drinks, let's do it. - Food and drinks.
- I'm proud of you. - I'm proud of us.
- I'm proud of you though. - You guys act like
you ain't never been to Bear Creek Mountain before.
Hey, guys, Sam's back.
[over bullhorn] Hey, guys, Sam's back.
Hi. Reservation for 17.
Right this way. Come on.
Sammi's back.
Thank you.
- I like it in here.
- Do you want to go potty? - Yes.
- Let's go, bitch.
- Vin, I'm stuck. Can you get me out?
- You want me to get you undressed?
- Oh. This is the first time
Angelina flirted with Vinny since she's been here.
- No, can you get me out, for real?
Is it stuck for real?
- I can't-- - Hold on, I got it.
- Thank you.
[tense pop music]
- How the [bleep] did I sit next to Ange?
♪ ♪
- I don't really-- I don't actually hate you.
You know that, right? - Oh, really?
- No, I really don't hate you.
- So this is a friendship?
- [sighs] I feel like we should talk.
- I don't want the talk,
because the talk is gonna be fake.
Because it's gonna just happen again.
So I'd rather just have conversational pieces,
like we are now.
Can I have a wing napkin? - Sure.
- I'm not gonna rock the boat when the boat is going good.
Angelina says she doesn't hate me
the way I think she does.
- What? It is the twilight zone.
- I like to call this the other side.
- Well, no. It's not the other side.
- It's only a matter of time
before this ticking time bomb goes off.
But for now, everyone is kumbaya-ing--
kumbaya-ing right now.
I don't know if that's a word, but...
- Excuse me, sir. - Yes?
- I just want you to let everybody know from the staff--
they're amazing, number one, by the way.
This place is awesome, and Sammi's back.
- Hi. - Sammi's back.
Hi, Sammi. - I'm back.
- Remember, spread the word.
Sammi's back. Tell everybody.
- You're making me feel so special today.
- [laughs]
- I still can't believe I'm here right now.
I'm like, pinch me.
- I just truly never thought you were gonna come back.
- I wasn't ready till, like, now.
- All right, let's send in Ron.
- You think you're so funny, Vinny.
You think you're so funny.
- Vin, you're so cool, I forgot to tell you.
I want to [bleep] you night and day
and [bleep] every day of your life.
- Look. Sam's like, what's happening?
- Weirdo. - After that lap dance,
how could I not want a [bleep]?
- True.
- [laughing] Oh, my God.
She went full frontal.
- Eat this.
[laughter]
- What the [bleep] is going on?
- Open your mouth. - No.
No!
What, are you trying to baby bird me?
Get the [bleep] out of here. - The hell?
- Get off. Nah.
- Vin pushes my buttons and he loves it.
- Yep, just like you were pushing
my [bleep] during that lap dance...
- Oh, my God! - Whoa!
- With your knee.
- I've had pre-warning from everybody
that Vin and Ange have this tension together.
- You want to [bleep] right now?
- Yes! - Get in my bed right now.
Come on, let's go.
- Oh, damn.
Is this how you guys foreplay?
- Your [bleep] is right there and I see it.
- So I'm sitting here right now,
looking at them go at it.
- You're an asshole!
- So now you see how it is.
- Vin, where's your [bleep]?
- What?
And I'm like, this is weird.
What is happening? - Jerk off.
- Angelina and Vinny in the smush room tonight.
- Is there a smush room?
- Vinny's been in love with Angelina since he was 20.
- [laughs] - Wow.
You guys were dating. - Wow.
- You guys look like a couple there.
- She's the one that got away.
- He wanted you in high school,
but he said you were out of his league.
- But now I'm way out of yours.
[laughter] - Hold on, sweetie.
Just because you stepped in [bleep]--
- Oh, my God, "sweetie." She called you "sweetie."
- Don't call me "sweetie."
- This is wild.
- This is dinner convo.
- You do this every family dinner?
- Yep. - Yes.
- Normally a drink will get flown.
- And when I don't go at him and he doesn't go at me,
he misses it.
- Then she attacks me.
- I'm really surprised you guys are
sitting next to each other right now.
This is so weird to me to see Jenni
sitting next to Angie and there's no issues.
You guys both don't even care to talk.
- I don't give a [bleep] anymore.
- Oh, wow.
You guys are maturing. Like, you're adults.
Like-- - Even when we're fighting,
we sit next to each other. - Actually, you know what?
Even when we're fighting, you're right.
- We still end up on the same side.
- They're like best friends over there.
- Literally, the twilight zone. - Right?
- They're calling it the twilight zone, me and you.
- Angelina and Jenni are acting buddy-buddy,
and I'm like, it's, like, [bleep] weird.
At least we dealt with our [bleep].
- Which is also [bleep]-up. - Wow.
- Me and Nicole are just frustrated
because we had our whole talk with Angelina.
And Jenni and Angelina didn't talk.
And, like, all of us are in, like, such a weird place
because of the reunion.
It's just a matter of time before [bleep] bubbles up
and explodes.
I might be at the point of no return.
- Don't even. Don't, please.
- I'm not. I'm not gonna say [bleep].
- Why is she so mad? What the [bleep]?
- I don't know. Look at her, look at her, look at her.
- I'm drunk. Oy vey.
- Let's go back to the house.
Let's keep it going. Let's go.
- Yeah, we're good to go.
Let's go. - Let's do it, boys.
- Let's get it. - Let's get out of here.
- [over bullhorn] All right, guys, Sam's back.
- Ah, nice. I like the air.
I'm working on the prank of a lifetime.
I got this prank brewing.
Super epic, but I need your help.
So I gotta bring you in. - OK.
- We had a lot of wine.
- Yeah, we had nice wine.
- We had a nice wine? - [laughs]
- You know how everybody's freaking out right now
about the aliens and all this UFOs and all this stuff?
- Yeah, yeah. I like where you're going with this.
- So I got this company. I don't know if you're familiar
with those drones that go in the air, the light-up ones.
So, like, they roll, like, a hundred drones in the air,
like the legit ones. - Yeah, yeah.
- I got production involved. - OK.
- So they're gonna react as if they're shocked too.
- [gasps] This is awesome.
- We have to do it in front of the house.
- OK. - So in order to get them
in the room where they can see this...
- Yeah. - We need to play a game.
I need you to host it.
He's gonna have to help me distract everyone
and get them exactly where I need them to be
so they can see these UFOs.
Let me show you the video.
- Oh, that's so sick!
Those are drones? - Yeah.
[laughter] - Fire! That's dope.
If Pauly can pull this prank off,
this will be one of the most epic pranks
in "Jersey Shore" history.
I can't wait. - You in?
- Yeah. Hell, yeah. - All right, cool.
- Guys, that was fun.
- Hey, guys, Sam's back.
[over bullhorn] Hey, guys, Sam's back.
Sam's back!
- ♪ We finally arrived, baby ♪
♪ ♪
- Guys, that was fun. - So fun.
[laughter]
I want to put music on.
- Ah, what a fun day.
- Yeah.
- Wait, I have a really good song, for real.
- Yeah, Nicole's got a good one.
- Girls, I got a really good song.
Oh.
- There's, like, a whole-- - Oh, I know this song,
but do we want to listen to it? - It's slow as [bleep].
What do you think? - Too slow.
- Yeah. [overlapping chatter]
- Look at Nicole's face. Nicole's annoyed.
- She's being mean.
- Honey, you were on YouTube, baby.
- [mockingly] Honey, OK, honey.
- I love you. - You look like a [bleep] penis
right now, so shut the [bleep] up.
[laughter] - Oh, my God.
- But listen, the vibe between the girls,
I mean, obviously, it's an all-time best.
- Mm-hmm. - You know?
- You're a [bleep] penis driving.
So shut the [bleep] up, penis bitch.
- Drama is practically
nonexistent. - Mm-hmm.
- Know what, Jenni? We're breaking up.
- You we're on YouTube. - [mockingly] Yeah.
- Jenni, we're breaking up.
[both whining unintelligibly]
- Honestly, I actually kind of miss these car rides.
- You should know about trashy, baby.
You're from Staten Island.
Get outside.
[indistinct yelling]
- Can we get out?
'Cause I don't want to deal with this [bleep].
Nothing's changed. [laughs]
- We're breaking up, you [bleep] whore bitch.
- Oh, God.
[upbeat music playing]
- [screams]
- ♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Tonight it's all right ♪
♪ Tonight, tonight ♪
- Yo, look in the rearview at the girls' car.
- ♪ Tonight ♪
♪ This is my night ♪
- Oh, my goodness.
- They are [bleep] wylin'. - They got the music going.
- Ladies, I got a good song.
- Yes, bitch.
[Lamb of God's "Ditch" playing]
[all cheer]
- Yes!
I love this song. Do not move it.
- ♪ I don't give a goddamn ♪
♪ ♪
♪ About your demands ♪
♪ ♪
[music cuts out]
[music continues] - [screams]
- ♪ You're face down, down in a ditch ♪
♪ That you dug yourself ♪
♪ You can live and die ♪
♪ By the hand you're dealt ♪
♪ Unwound consequence ♪ [all cheer]
♪ And you can never tell ♪
[music cuts out] - Oh, we got home already?
[music continues] [all cheer]
- What a fun day. - It was a great day.
- I am so glad I planned this. - It was a great car ride.
- It was such a good day. - Yeah, dude, we had fun.
[hip-hop music]
- Let's go.
- [laughing]
- ♪ Hey, man, don't play with me ♪
♪ You gotta stand on what you saying ♪
♪ I'm a man, I never ran ♪
♪ Lil' homey, what you sayin'? ♪
- Mom? - Yeah, I gotta go upstairs
and freshen up. - I'll be back.
- I'm gonna put on comfy clothes.
- ♪ This exactly who I am ♪
♪ Hey, man, don't play with me ♪
♪ You gotta stand on what you sayin' ♪
- Whoo. - You know what time it is,
my favorite time.
- You trying to smash?
- Mm-hmm, this is the smush room.
- It's prank time. - It's prank time, baby.
What I need you for is almost, like, a--
to help me distract them.
- OK. - So the best way we can
distract them is with this game.
It's going viral right now. It's called The Cup.
- OK. - It's real simple.
- Two girls, one cup?
I love that video. - I think that's a porn.
- Oh. - You're sick.
This should be something Vinny can handle.
He loves those chooch games.
- We're playing Baby Shower Bingo.
- Oh, my God. He's hosting again, guys.
- Hello, everybody. - Oh, God.
- Oh, my God! - Oh, God.
- Welcome to... both: A Trouble Shot at Love.
- And then he's gonna have to help me distract everyone
and get them exactly where I need them to be
so they can see these UFOs.
It's called The Cup. It's real easy.
So there's, like, questions under each cup or a treat.
- Who wrote the note?
OK, OK. - You know what I mean?
And I think they'll be excited to play this game.
Meatballs are a little bit sauced.
- I'm drunk.
Ooh, girl.
- Yeah. - Sammi will think we're
playing this game for her, then all of a sudden--
- Mike's ready for the alien takeover.
- He's all about the aliens.
- Yeah. So it's on his mind.
Even if he knows it's a prank,
he's still gonna [bleep] believe it.
- Mm-hmm.
- Because he loves aliens. - Yeah.
- This is so topical.
Aliens are in right now.
- Yeah, aliens are in-- super in right now.
And production's in on it.
- They pranked us with a dead body.
- I know.
- What?
- We need to get him out. - Oh, my God!
- Somebody straight-up got murdered.
- What? - Oh, my God.
- Guys, let's get cameras down for a minute.
- Welcome to Murder Mystery Dinner!
- Are you [bleep]--
- I'm still a little salty about that.
- This is gonna trump that.
- Let's bring it upstairs.
- And we'll make it like it's exciting.
- Yeah, like we're starting to set it up.
They'll be like, this is the thing
we're doing tonight. - Yeah.
- Everyone's gonna think that this is the activity
for the night, one of Vinny's stupid ideas.
And then boom, we're gonna hit them with the UFOs.
- So when we set this up,
we gotta mix up the treats with the questions.
- Yeah. Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah.
- Kind of, like, move it around.
This prank is not an easy one to pull off.
There's a lot of moving parts.
Are these the questions? - Mm-hmm.
- This is cool.
So the cups are in place.
Next step is to talk to production
and making sure they're aligning with the plan.
I need them to act as if it's real.
And that's what's gonna sell this prank.
- And then when do we, like, reveal that it's a prank?
Just feel it out?
- Yeah, yeah. [quiet laughter]
Operation Distraction in full effect.
- ♪ Hold tight ♪
♪ We're going to blow this sky-high ♪
- Yeah, buddy.
- Ooh, girl.
What's happening?
- Whatever, let's just go.
- All right, guys, what games are we playing?
It's game night.
- Oh, you'll see.
Yo, this guy cooked up a good prank this time.
It is about to go down.
- Yes, we are ready. Everything is in place.
- I am about to host this game for us.
- The drones are set up. They're ready.
And production is ready, and they're playing ball.
- But we only have
one chance to execute this. - I know.
The next step is we have to get everybody
in the right area.
Where's the meatballs?
- They're upstairs, I guess?
- Look it. Hey, meatball.
OK.
- I'm drunk.
- Do you know Mike "The Situation"?
- I do.
I lived with him for a little bit.
- Yeah, a couple of years.
- She kissed him the first night.
- I did. - Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, bro.
Oh, my God.
What's going on, bro?
- It was, like, a random, like, at the club--
- Mike was like, I'm getting right to work.
- Did you guys [bleep]?
- No! - I don't know.
I wasn't around. - We didn't do sex.
- No. - We just did a little, like--
that was it.
- Like, first base.
- Yeah, like, barely.
- Whoo! Girl.
I'm a little drunk right now,
but I still want to, like, hang out with everybody.
So I'm like, let's get this going.
Like, the party's here.
- All right, guys,
who's ready to play a game?
- Oh, Vinny got a game.
This is not gonna be easy.
We have to get everybody to focus,
get everybody in the right area.
- We're going to head over to that table over there
and play. - Let's go.
- And most importantly, the meatballs,
we need to get them to pay attention.
- Girls, come hither. - Coming.
- This plan is in motion.
There's no turning back.
- So we set this game up.
We saw it on TikTok.
We thought it would be really fun to play.
- The rules are real easy.
- You take a cup.
Either there is a question on the cup
or a treat. - Yeah.
- So you never know what cup you're gonna get.
But whatever you get, you gotta do.
Angeliner, you go first.
- All right. Here we go.
- You got a note.
- Oh, no. - You got a note.
- Ooh, it's a question. - Spicy.
both: Gettin' spicy!
- Ooh. - Or spooky.
- Who's the m--bleh.
- What? - The most judgmental.
- Oh, damn. - Oh--oh!
It is a drama game. - It is a drama game.
- It is a drama game!
We're like, kind of flirting with disaster with this game.
Like, things can go kind of south with this crew
when we start poking into each other.
So I'm a little worried about this game causing a fight.
- I would say
it's between Mike and Jenni.
- Ooh. - Damn.
- Jenni called it. - Do I have to pick one person?
- [laughing] Mike eating chips.
- Jenni.
- Oh! - Damn!
Flip a table!
Flip a table. - Flip the table.
- The only reason why I do is because there's
a lot to judge in this house.
- Oh! - Oh!
Whoa! - Wow.
- Holy [bleep]! - Not Judge Jenni.
- All right, Sam goes next. - Another question.
- Who is the biggest complainer?
Angelina.
- Oh! - Oh!
- [bleep] Vinny-- - I'm not saying it's bad,
but you just are like, [bleep] this [bleep]...
- Me? I don't complain. - And [bleep] whatever.
- You complain a lot, Vin, but whatever, OK--
- About what? - I'm just saying that
because you're, you know-- - That was quick-fire.
- She's like, Angeliner!
- I'm not the biggest complainer.
Like, whatever, like, OK.
Why'd you [bleep] say it so quick, bro?
- Shots fired.
- I don't agree, but whatever.
- Angelina--yeah.
- I'm the biggest complainer? OK, Sam.
I didn't like that. I'm mad.
I'm not wearing the same clothes all day!
I'm [bleep] over it, bro.
Girl, come on.
I'm not the biggest complainer.
I don't want to play this [bleep] [bleep] game.
- Sam, she's coming for you now.
- I didn't mean it in a bad way.
- Shut up, dick. - [laughs]
[no audible dialogue]
- [indistinct] - What?
- Do you want us to fight tonight?
- Throw the wine. Throw the wine.
- It's too deep, this [bleep].
- No, don't take it personally. - No, I know.
I don't really complain, like, when I'm home though.
- Of course you're complaining that I called you
a complainer now, so maybe it's true.
Maybe you are a complainer.
- This is gonna be a good one. - Oh, God.
I'm so scared. - Yeah, I can tell.
- Who's the biggest diva?
- Oh, well, one of these three. - [clearing throat]
- This guy does a facial routine
eight hours every night.
- I'm flexing my abs right now.
No pain, no gain.
- ♪ I'm looking pretty ♪
♪ Hot damn, I'm looking fine ♪
- You're a diva. - OK.
- [laughing] - This is spooky.
[dramatic music]
- What the [bleep]? - What is that?
- What the [bleep]? - Is there a spooky?
♪ ♪
- Yo, what the [bleep]? - What is that?
Is that, like, a plane?
- Here we go. It is prank time.
Independence Day, bitches.
- Prank war champion, baby.
- Is that the mother ship?
- What the [bleep]? - Oh, my God!
It's an alien!
- What the [bleep]?
- No, that's [bleep] insane.
- Give me my phone. Give me my phone.
- Somebody film that! - I got it. I got it.
- [screams]
My God, it's an alien.
There's lights in the sky.
Like, I don't know what's happening.
And I'm like, bitch.
Like, they do the crop circles here.
The aliens are coming.
We're not prepared.
- Bro, are you kidding me right now?
- Is this real?
Is that real? - Don't [bleep] fool me.
- Deena, I'm shaking.
I don't like aliens. - No.
Are you trying to scare me? - What's that?
- Oh, my God. - No.
That was aliens.
- I don't like this. Stay with me inside.
- It's not moving though.
- What the [bleep] is that?
It's red now.
- Oh, God, we're [bleep].
- There's aliens here.
We're gonna die.
I am, like--I want to go home.
- Put the news on!
[alarm sounding]
- OK. - Oh, my God.
- Yo, are you [bleep] with us? - No.
I need to get home to my kids.
- No, are you [bleep] with us? - No.
Then I have to get home to my kids.
This is stupid.
- No, seriously, are you [bleep] with us?
- No, you're [bleep] with me!
Are you [bleep] pranking me?
- I'ma treat this like "This Is the End."
- Come on-- - What are we doing?
- Everybody, grab supplies.
- No, we're not staying here!
- I can't handle [bleep].
- I don't want to [bleep] die with you [bleep].
[eerie screeching]
[dramatic music]
- Yo, what is that?
♪ ♪
- What the [bleep] is that?
If you're here, give us a sign.
- Is that the mother ship?
- Oh, my God!
It's an alien!
- You're [bleep] with me!
- That's what happens when you prank the prank war champion.
You get pranked back.
This is a war. - Literally.
- Are you [bleep] with me?
- Shut up, Deena!
- [screaming] Oh, my God!
- What the [bleep]?
Holy moly.
Wow.
This is really working.
- It turned into three lights.
- What? - What?
- No way. - Move, move, move, move.
Move. - [screaming] Oh, my God!
- No way. Move, move. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God, it was three lights.
- Oh, my [bleep] God, this is insane.
- Oh, my God!
- No, bro!
- Bro, are you kidding me right now?
- I know I'm acting right now,
but, like, I'm actually shocked.
Yo, we need to get out of here.
- Bro, seriously, I just got goosebumps.
- This [bleep] looks legit.
- Wait, is this, like, a real thing?
- Oh, my God. - They did say
the mother ship was on its way though.
- Oh, my God, I'm going home. I'm going home.
- That's some freaky [bleep].
- We need to get inside, guys!
[overlapping yelling]
- Get inside. Get inside. [Deena sobbing]
- Are you kidding?
- Guys, get inside! - Bro, what the--
[Deena continues sobbing]
- Are you [bleep] kidding me?
If there really is aliens above this house right now,
I'd be like, all right, if I'm gonna die,
[bleep] it, I'll die here.
We gotta get bunkers now.
- Are you kidding?
- Are you [bleep] kidding me? [alarm sounding]
- Seeing production freak out, I'm freaking out.
I'm shaking. I'm freaking out.
- Guys, get inside!
- [sobbing]
- Stop. - I just want to get...
- Stop! - Home to my kids.
- We're dying.
- If it's a joke, stop.
- Oh, my God!
- It's not OK. - Yeah, I'm out of here.
- I'm out. I'm out! - I just wanna get home
to my kids, and I can't even call my husband.
- Nope. We're leaving. We're leaving. We're leaving.
- [sobbing] I just want to get home to my kids.
- Oh, my word.
- No, we're leaving.
[alarm continues sounding]
- Can we go?
- The meatballs were a bit sauced.
- Deena, we're leaving.
We're leaving.
- And salty. - Mm-hmm.
- Yo, what the [bleep]?
- I'm, like--I'm ready to go.
- I'm out. - Seriously, me too.
- Deena, we're leaving.
Deena, we're leaving.
- I have a family in South Lake.
I'm not ready to die.
I'm literally calling my mom right now.
I, like, need to get the [bleep] out of here.
- Dee, we're leaving! - I don't want to be here!
- Mom, I'm--I'm in this house,
and there's literally aliens.
- Can we go? Please!
- It is utter chaos. - Yikes!
Listen-- - Utter chaos.
Bro, what do we do? - I don't know.
Yo, what the [bleep]?
What is that?
- Shut up.
- It is chaos right now.
- I need to go home.
- No, we're leaving. - I don't wanna be here.
- Deena, compose your [bleep] self. Stop.
- We created
an actual [bleep] masterpiece. - Yep.
- I don't even want to call Chris
because if he doesn't know what's going on...
- No, we're leaving. - He's gonna be mad
if I wake him up.
- We're leaving.
- OK, let's go.
- Deena's crying. Nicole's having
a nervous breakdown. - They want to go home.
- Stop! - Nicole,
what are we doing? - Stop.
- Jenni is [bleep] playing it cool, but she's scared.
- If I'm going down, I'm not going down sober.
[bleep] it.
- Sammi is [bleep] shook. - Sammi's calling her mom.
- Everybody's freaking out. - Oh, my God!
What the [bleep]?
- I want to go home.
- Oh, [bleep].
- Come on. - What the [bleep], bro?
- Mom, I'm not kidding.
- Can we get out of here?
- Compose yourself, Deena.
- I need to get home to my kids.
- All I just [bleep] see is just chaos.
- Someone put the news on. - Y'all get back.
- Producers are running around,
looking like they're scared for their lives.
- Bro, it changed again!
- Everybody, grab supplies.
- Mike's hoarding food.
- I got to get more chips.
- If a zombie apocalypse is about to come,
he knows he's good with the food.
He's, like, bunkered down on that [bleep].
- Grab supplies.
- What is happening?
- What do we do? - Deena, we are out.
Deena, we're out! - OK.
- Deena, we're out!
Go. - Where are we going?
- No, we're out.
[overlapping chatter]
- Why are they looking outside like they're [bleep] crazy?
- I don't know. - This isn't a joke.
- I don't know.
- Is Deena leaving?
- Yeah. - Deena's leaving.
I wouldn't go out in the open wilderness.
I knew it. Aliens are real.
That's right, BDS knows his [bleep], OK?
- Where are you going?
- Do you have keys?
- Everyone knows that when the aliens come,
the worst move you can do is get out on the road.
- Oh, my God! - What?
- What the [bleep]? It's a straight line!
Bro, that's not a drone! - Oh, my God!
- That's not a [bleep] drone!
That's not a drone! - Oh, my God!
- Do you have your key?
- You don't drive into it.
We're safe here.
You ever see "This Is the End"?
- Our children!
- If you're here, give us a sign.
all: Whoa!
- No! Give me my-- give me the [bleep] keys!
- Our children. - Give me the [bleep] keys!
- I'm not giving you keys. You've been drinking.
- I'm [bleep] walking to my kids.
- Why does this always happen to us?
- It was just the whole sky!
- Our children. - I'm walking to my kids.
I don't give a [bleep]. - Deena!
- I'm not staying here
with the [bleep] crazy people.
- You can't drive two and a half hours.
- Our children!
- This is [bleep] chaotic.
- I need to go home! - OK, OK.
- It was just lit up to the sky.
- [screams] - All right, where is it?
- I'm, like, shaking.
Honestly, I can't handle this [bleep].
I don't want to [bleep] die from aliens right now, Mom.
- This prank is almost a little too good.
It's starting to get out of hand.
- Deena just took off.
- I'm going home!
- But I'm gonna keep this going
because I'm having a great time right now.
- I have to be with my kids.
- Oh, my God!
- I don't want to be a part of this.
This isn't what I signed up for.
- Oh, my God!
- I need to be with my kids. - OK.
- I'll die with the aliens.
I want to be with my [bleep] family.
I don't want to die with you [bleep] whores.
- ♪ I'm unstoppable ♪
[dramatic music]
- Oh, my God!
It's an alien.
- Oh, my God! - No!
- We need to get inside, guys.
[overlapping yelling]
- I don't care where I am.
I don't care.
[alarm sounding]
- Deena just took off, flipping out.
She's outside, trying to get in a car and leave.
- So this is going good, I guess?
- I'm not staying here.
[chaotic playful music]
- There are ETs here.
And Deena, she's out hitchhiking.
- I'm not staying here.
[alarm continues sounding]
- [bleep] alien before, so I can't confirm or deny it.
One thing you don't ever want to mix
is a state of emergency with the meatballs.
So stupid.
- [muttering indistinctly]
I'm a survivalist.
I got almonds.
Almonds will last us for a long time.
- I want to be with my kids. - We have to [bleep] leave!
No, we're not saying here!
- I've been in prison before. I can handle this.
- I have to be with my family!
No, I have to be with family!
- Shut the door. Can you shut the door?
- I have to be with my family.
- I'ma to treat this like "This Is the End."
Everyone, get all your drugs, put it in the center...
- OK. - And we're having a party.
And throw all the food and liquor.
- I honestly don't know what to do with myself right now.
- All the food and drugs on the [bleep] counter.
Let's do this. - OK.
- The fact that my roommates are sick-sick,
it's clearly a prank,
but the meatballs and Sam are [bleep] devastated.
And the meatballs are ready to [bleep] bolt.
- [sobbing] No, I don't wanna be here.
I don't wanna [bleep] die with you [bleep]!
- Please, please, God.
- Jionni, look at the news.
Something's happening.
- This is not funny to me.
- Everyone's crying.
- Jionni, something's happening with the news.
They said the aliens are, like, attacking us.
I don't know.
- People are freaking out.
- Get me home!
- Jionni, look at the news.
- This prank is going way better than I ever expected.
- Look at the [bleep] news, Jionni.
Something's happening. I'm not here with you.
- Why are you crying?
- I want to get the [bleep] home.
- No, I want to come home.
- I don't want to die here.
- No, I'm freaking out.
I want to come home.
- Do you think DoorDash still works?
Can we order some pizza? - [laughs]
- I want to go home!
- Anyone ever watch a zombie apocalypse movie?
Worst thing to do.
- Jionni, please watch.
Look at the news.
- I didn't sign up for this [bleep].
- It's all right, Deena. We're gonna get through this.
- Don't know why God put me in this position right now.
- Well, we're safe. That's all that matters.
- Yeah, exactly. - No for--
till they [bleep] shoot the house
with their one little zap, and we're done.
- No, like, this is crazy.
- Start the car. - This is--
I need to call Chris.
I need to call Chris, but he's gonna be mad
because he's sleeping!
- I'm literally having a panic attack.
- Just breathe.
- Please, just look at the news.
- ♪ This has got to be the saddest day of my life ♪
- They're gonna need therapy
after our prank. - Mm-hmm.
- I don't want to be here!
- ♪ Please ♪ - Please!
- [sobbing] - ♪ Don't you cry ♪
- It's prank war. This is war.
No one's safe, but did we--
did we go too far?
♪ ♪
- Please! - ♪ Let's just kiss ♪
- Sheesh, this is crazy. - ♪ And say ♪
- [bleep] all of you. I'm going home.
- ♪ Goodbye ♪
- Alien invasion! - Pauly?
[bleep] you guys.
- What the [bleep] goes on in this house?
- Did you guys ever talk?
- No, we never talked. - Oh.
- Jenni's, like, the boss.
- If I go to jail, I'm calling Jenni.
- Either way, it's gonna bite me in the ass.
- There's gonna be dramas.
[overlapping yelling] - Oh, damn!
- What time does Ron get here? [knock on door]
Told you. - Oh! What is that?
- Oh, my God. - Oh!
- No.