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"The Jersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion."
- Do you sense any energy in the room?
- No, I just feel like it's pretty positive vibes
in this room. - Positive vibes only.
- [screams]
- What the [bleep]? - [laughs]
- That's wine number one. - Watch yourself.
- Whoo-hoo! - She knows her wine.
- Party's Here Pinot! - She's good.
- Now, were you dating your Vinny
while you were trying to figure out
your feelings for our Vinny?
- Most likely.
- I wasn't dating him full-blown like that.
- He was just living in the house, you know.
- And tonight...
- The other option is, Angelina,
you just can't be happy.
- I would have liked for you to be happy.
- Can I [bleep] finish? - He was not backed up.
I definitely took care of him. - [laughs]
- I just broke my vagina.
How are we supposed to do regular sex?
- [laughs]
- You know you're wrong with the felony thing, though.
- I was doing a dig at you. I was.
- I'm sick and tired of you acting like my mother.
You're not my [bleep] mom. - Oh!
- How many times have I stuck up for you?
- Don't [bleep] raise your [bleep] voice to me.
- Come hit me, baby.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪
- Angelina, everybody seemed equally shocked
by the proposal.
Why did you feel like Jenni was less happy for you
than everyone else?
- I mean, it felt like, at that point,
between you and I, like, we were, like, moving forward
with our relationship, and just the questioning
was just a little just weird,
and it just wasn't called for.
- Have you even introduced him to social media yet?
When did you move in?
How long have you had the ring? I have to know.
- I would have never asked questions like that when I--
when somebody that I knew and I was happy for
got engaged.
- I just don't think you've ever had
a real girlfriend to know what girlfriends do
with each other.
- It was just like, even Zack asking me questions,
like, "Wait, when did you guys meet each other?"
It was just hater [bleep].
- So, Jenni, you looked happy during the proposal.
- I was. - Were you?
- I was.
I've also asked Chris, like, when did he
decide to propose to Deena?
When did he decide to get the ring?
Same with Gianni.
- She asked, "When did you know?"
- When did you know? - But that's different.
But that's different.
That's not what they were asking me.
Like, they weren't asking me that.
- When you meet someone for 24 hours
and then they propose,
it's kind of like a crash course.
Like, I really want to get to know you.
Like, I found it to be
very girl-like questions
that I would do with any of my girlfriends.
- And Jenni is also very nosy.
So she just likes to know all the details.
- Yeah. - I know.
But that's just--I just--
Jenni, I'm sorry.
Like, I'm literally here, like, just saying what--
like, when you see something, you say something,
and I saw something,
and I just didn't think you were happy for me.
- Why didn't you say it in the moment?
- Yeah.
- If you say, like, if you see something--
if I see something, I say something--
- Because why am I gonna-- why am I gonna sit there--
I'm already answering questions.
So I felt like instead of me enjoying my engagement
when I just sat my ass down on the seat,
I was too busy, like--
like, actually proving myself
that I knew him for more than a week.
- And I just truly believe you don't have
a track record with, like, good girlfriends in your life.
So you think everyone's... - That's not true.
- Coming from a negative... - That's not true.
- Place, and I actually was coming
from a genuine place as a girlfriend
just trying to know.
- The way you had asked it, I was just--
- Hold on.
This is between-- I know, Deena.
But you also got involved. You both got involved.
- I got involved because it always--
we're always gonna be involved, Angelina.
- Because we're girlfriends. - OK, but--but--
- This is how this family works.
Everyone always gets involved. - But it doesn't matter.
This is between Jenni and I. - They were there.
- You guys will always want to sit there and say...
- With what?
- Why the [bleep], like, am I involved in drama?
You [bleep] put yourself in it. - Yeah, because I was--
- You put yourself in it.
- I was sticking up for her at the end
because that was [bleep] nuts.
- You always stick up for her. It's the same [bleep] [bleep].
It doesn't even matter at this point.
- I was sticking up for her at the end
because I sat across from her. And yeah...
- Who the [bleep]--are you ever gonna stick up for me?
- That was [bleep]--
- You're gonna stick up for her?
- How many times have I stuck up for you?
- Don't [bleep] raise your [bleep] voice to me.
- Oh, God.
- Don't [bleep] raise your [bleep] voice to me.
- Come hit me, baby. - Sit down.
- I'm not gonna hit you, because I'm classier.
But don't [bleep] raise your voice.
- Oh, you're classier? - Sit, babe, sit.
- And you're standing up like a [bleep] maniac.
- Don't [bleep] raise your voice to me.
- You guys are all family.
All right, Ange, sit. - You are [bleep]--
You guys inserted yourselves, and that's what the--
and you want to play the victim card.
- I'm not playing the victim card.
- No one is playing the victim card but you!
- All right, guys, listen, listen,
listen, listen, listen. - That's all you do.
- That's all I am is a victim player?
OK, OK, your highness.
- All right, guys, listen. - Sit down.
- Everyone's family here.
So let's not--you know. - You want to hit me?
- Get the [bleep] out of here.
- You love playing the poor-me card.
- Oh, OK.
- Let's not get too crazy. - I'm wrong.
You're right. I know.
- You've been-- you've been waiting for this.
- Are you seven? - No, I haven't been.
- You've been, like, [bleep], like, just so excited.
- Why did you just have to open your mouth?
I'm having a conversation. - Are you seven?
- Let's keep it moving because at the end of the day,
everyone is family. - My God, why'd you do that?
You said that when I threw you a glass.
- What were you gonna do, hit me, Angelina?
- I would never hit you.
- Then why the [bleep] did you...
- You want to raise your voice? - Get up like that?
That was [bleep] crazy.
- I would never hit you, because I'm not trash,
but the [bleep] fact is, is that you were giving--
you were [bleep] going in. - OK, guys.
- OK, I'm sorry. - Let's keep it moving.
- Why would-- I'm gonna hit you?
- I don't know why you would get up like that.
- Because don't [bleep] raise your voice to me.
- Oh, OK.
- I'm sick and tired of you acting like my mother.
You're not my [bleep] mom. - Oh, OK.
- What the [bleep]? - Moving to 10?
- I'm talking to Jenni.
Why did you have-- you got involved again.
- Because they were there. - I told you not to.
No, it doesn't matter. It's between you and I.
- No, it's not. - Yeah, it is.
- You're so [bleep] delusional, Angelina.
You think it's between you and I.
- I know. Here it is.
I'm delusional. - It's not between anybody.
You just pick people to [bleep] go against.
- I pick people. - I was happy for you.
I let my guard down for her,
and she knew it,
and she probably thought that this should be, like,
a seasonal-ending banger.
- That's a lie. - And like--
- Why the [bleep] would I even want that?
- Because then the other option is, Angelina,
you just can't be happy.
You cannot be truly happy for yourself.
- Well, I would have liked for you to be happy.
- Can I [bleep] finish? - No.
- Goddamn it. - Can I [bleep] talk?
Because it's about me and you right now.
- Then [bleep] go ahead because I'm gonna be--
- I didn't like the fact that your man and you--
you guys had a five-month difference...
- Really? - When he proposed to you.
Yes! - Two years, he waited.
- He did not wait two years.
- He proposed on my birthday two years later.
- All right, we're not gonna solve this today, obviously.
- Anyways.
- Let's-- let's keep it moving, guys.
- Yeah. - For sure.
- I got kids to go home to.
- Why are you always defending her?
- I'm not only defending her.
Angelina, there's been times that I have defended you.
- Come on, now. - Oh, no?
You delete those. - When?
- You delete those.
- She acts like I don't defend her.
- The night--the night that Pauly and Nikki...
- Give me an example. If you defended me--
- OK, everybody else left you.
Who stayed there? Who stayed there?
Because I didn't want you left alone by yourself.
- But that's not defending me. - But I was there for you.
- I was happy about that. Thank you.
- See, you are just one or the other.
- But I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about towards Jenni.
When me and Jenni have a problem...
- Because this is the thing, Angelina--
- You stopped liking my [bleep]. You don't think--
- I don't stop liking your [bleep].
No, because me and you are... - You stopped answering me.
- In our own little thing. - What do we have?
- You were like, "Stop getting in the middle of it."
- Who cares? - You know what, Angelina?
- I'm allowed to say that. I'm allowed to say that.
- OK, so I'm not allowed to speak my mind?
- But you were getting involved in our drama, in our [bleep].
- It wasn't getting involved.
This is the thing. - Or what I saw.
- Let me speak. - Let her speak.
- OK, go. - This is the thing.
When it becomes you two, I'm always
in the [bleep] middle, always.
- I don't want you in the middle.
- But I always am. - Why?
- I'm either--it's either I have to take her side,
or--or you're like, "You're not friends with me."
No, I don't want this anymore.
We came so far, as Mike would say,
to come so far.
So for me, I was frustrated.
And now here we go, backpedaling
a million [bleep] times.
And me and Nicole are gonna be back in the middle again.
So yeah, I am annoyed.
- All right, ladies, we know there's a lot of love here,
and you guys are gonna get through this.
It doesn't seem like it's gonna get settled tonight,
so let's just dead the convo right here.
- What was that?
- I mean, we obviously, definitely
have a situation on our hands,
and this definitely isn't gonna get fixed overnight.
Things like this, especially with the girls,
it takes months.
- Deena, here we are again.
She gets mad when I get mad at her
for getting involved in [bleep]
that she shouldn't get involved in.
- When she got up,
that was just [bleep] crazy to me.
Like, what?
- Are you gonna fight me?
Like, if I wanted to fight you, bitch,
I would have walked closer like this.
Like, I'm not trying to fight you.
- That wasn't--what was that?
What was that?
- They do things to me,
and then they get mad that I have a reaction over it.
Am I out of my mind?
- That just shows who she really is.
- I ain't fighting bitches with a [bleep] velvet glove on.
OK.
- This is Angelina, the end.
- Bitch, please. Take several seats.
- I want to go home.
I didn't sign up for this [bleep].
- You wanted to bring more drama to our show.
- I was doing a dig at you. I was.
- You know you're wrong with the felony thing, though.
- You said you could handle it. You're not like us.
- I just broke my vagina.
It looked a lot better than it felt.
- The meatballs don't break.
I don't know what it is. They're made out of rubber.
♪ ♪
- Welcome back to the reunion.
The roommates are here, and thank God because
someone needs to explain this season's social media beef
between Mike and Angelina.
- Oh, damn, all right. - Angelina felt disrespected.
But was she secretly in on it from the beginning?
Let's take a look.
- You guys are on Twitter, right?
Mike took it upon himself to insert himself
out of nowhere tweeting bad stuff about me,
calling me a felon,
saying I should have got arrested.
Like, are you [bleep] kidding me?
- I saw all those tweets. - Yeah, I saw them.
- But then-- but then they were deleted.
- You can't post something like that
and then delete it and then think I'm not gonna see it.
- I just spit out facts.
And now you're telling me she's upset.
- Beyond upset. - Beyond upset?
- Like flipping out.
- Well, Ange, we usually hash things out on family dinner.
- Why are you talking [bleep]?
- I thought at the time that it wasn't a big deal
because we had this text exchange
about live tweeting for our show.
- I'm gonna be very honest with you.
I don't remember what we--
- No surprise, Angeliners is playing dumb.
But I sent the receipts to everyone.
- Ooh. - Oh, [bleep].
- It's happening. - So we're gonna role play.
Vinny is gonna play you.
- Oh!
- Oh, here we go.
- "If I say anything you don't like,
please just text me, and I'll delete."
- "No, LOL, leave it.
"Just don't say slut 'cause that [bleep]
ain't allowed no more. Ha ha ha ha ha."
- This is so stupid.
What are you trying to get at right now?
- How I feel... - Oh, my God.
- Is that you initiated this.
- Oh. - And you texted me.
- Here we go, gaslighter.
- It's very hard when it comes to Angelina in an argument.
It's like you're arguing with a wall.
So I need to abort mission right now
so that we can move forward as a squad.
Come on, come on.
[all cheering]
- But we still hate each other. I still hate you.
- Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Bring it in. Sorry.
I love you. I'm sorry.
- So, Ange and Mike, what's up
with the fake Twitter beef?
- You know what?
I guess a miscommunication there.
And we had this side agreement,
you know, to go harder on Twitter to promote our show.
- You wanted to bring more drama to our show.
- And when she said that, like, this agreement
was never there, I was like, listen, I have--
I have these receipts.
I have saved them for a couple of weeks now.
And it was pretty clear.
Now, if she forgot or maybe she didn't think
they applied to certain other things, I guess it's--
- That's what it was. - I guess it's--
I guess it's understandable.
- You know you were wrong with the felony thing, though.
- I was doing a dig at you. I was.
A fan had tweeted it to me.
And I was like, "Oh, my God, it really is a felony."
And I actually checked and fact checked it.
And obviously, to be a joke,
I'm like, it takes a felon to spot a felony,
a con to know a con, all that stuff to joke around.
It wasn't-- that joke didn't land.
And Angelina took it-- she was very upset.
And that's how this whole fight started.
- What do you guys think about the Twitter beef?
Did they need fake Twitter beef?
Like, what's everyone else's take?
- The girls and I are in agreeance.
We don't do things for, like, fake.
We--we got enough problems in our lives.
Like, we're not gonna create unnecessary drama in our life.
- I don't like drama.
Like, it's not-- I'm 36 years old.
I'm not trying to [bleep] have fake drama on the show.
That's how I took it.
- I was just trying to say we're not boring.
- I mean, am I wrong?
Is that not how everybody else took it?
- No, I think it's a good observation.
- So, Jenni, I want to ask you.
When Angelina told you she was upset,
you were, like, ready to tell Mike off.
- So that was the actual problem is
that I did go off on Mike bad.
- She did hard, yeah.
- And I texted Mike and shredded him.
Like, take your [bleep] down. This is unacceptable.
We're not doing this to her.
And like, 30 minutes goes by.
And Mike's like, "OK, then what's this?"
And like, I felt [bleep] stupid.
- Those tweets didn't have anything to do
with what I agreed to. It was something else.
- Mike did say, if you felt like
a tweet crossed the line, he would take it down,
you know, at your request. - Yeah.
- So why not just tell him you were upset?
- Because that night, my phone was going off and off and off.
And I'm like, "What the [bleep]?" - OK.
- But why don't you text him, "Take it down?"
- Why do I gotta text somebody to take things down for me?
- I would have tooken it down immediately
if someone texted me.
- You did a couple of other things,
and it was a little crazy, too, in the whole midst
of everything. It wasn't just the felony one.
- But you said you could handle it.
You're not like us. - But the felony thing?
Come on, now, girl. That's, like, ridiculous.
- I would have said, "Delete that [bleep]."
- I just come to the conclusion that Ange
is the type to rob you
and then help you look for your [bleep].
- Why did I hear you say that before?
That's so stupid.
- OK, fine, I got another one.
- OK.
[laughter]
- Ange is the type to stab you in the back
and ask you why you're bleeding.
- OK.
- What's great about Mike, if he has a good saying,
he's gonna make sure you hear it.
- And he's gonna put it on a T-shirt.
- Yeah, it's gonna be on a shirt.
- Yeah. - There it is.
- And he's gonna sell it. - A businessman, at that.
Last season, you guys agreed to stay off of social media.
Do you think you guys will ever stick to that pact?
- Probably not.
- Not the way we are.
- Surprisingly, after fighting with Angelina
for a very long time--
I think it was, like, a year, a year and a half--
we ended up making up.
And we actually are in a fairly good place right now,
and so I'm hopeful for everyone else
to eventually find common ground and move forward.
- Yeah, that's why, like, talking about this right now,
like, it's in the past,
but like, you know, in the midst of it all,
we were both pissed at each other.
- Yeah.
- But we're in a good place now.
So that's all that matters.
- Well, that's what families do.
They love hard and they fight hard,
but in the end, you guys always stick it out
and stay together.
Well, coming up Vinny celebrated
another year around the sun. - Whoo!
- But his spotlight was stolen.
We break it all down next.
♪ ♪
Angelina, how did it feel burning the old wedding dress?
- Something came out of it, like, a spirit or something.
- She's, like, a little scaredy cat.
- What a pussy. [laughter]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
- We're back with the "Jersey Shore" roommates.
Tonight, they're answering fan questions juicier
than chicken cutlets by Paula.
If they don't want to answer, then they got
to put their sack in the hole.
Bobby wants to know, "Mike, marry, F, kill,
chicken cutlets, sausage and peppers..."
- Ooh. - "Or muffalettas."
- I don't know if I can answer that one.
- Yeah, you're gonna have to try to throw that sack.
- Let's go.
- A-T-T-A-C-K, attack the sack. - Shut up.
- Oh, Deena, look, you got to cheer after all.
- Yeah. - Oh.
- Right there. - Oh.
- Do it for the cutlets.
- Oh.
- Got to answer, ha ha. - Oh, gotta answer.
- All right, Mike, take your seat.
And again, it's cutlets, sausage and peppers,
or the muffalettas, yeah. - OK.
- Not the muffaletta.
- This right here is...
- You better marry those cutlets.
- This is gospel right here.
You marry the cutlets. - Oh, of course, always.
- Yeah, you have to. - You got to marry the cutlets.
- Cutlets are always.
- And then you're gonna kill the muffaletta.
- OK. - Because...
- What the muff?
- You're gonna [bleep] the sausage and peppers.
- Oh. - I'm there with you.
- I'm not mad at that. That was a good answer.
- I like a good sausage and pepper.
- Yeah, but the muffaletta was--
- Vinny would [bleep] the muff.
- I would [bleep] the [bleep] out of that muff.
- Don't rule out the muff.
Vinny.
- Yo.
- Tori wants to know, rumors are circulating
that you and your "Dancing with the Stars" co-star
and former Bachelorette Gabby Windey
are seeing each other.
What is the story?
- Oh, let me shoot. - [laughs]
- Awkward.
- He just wants to see if he can get in the hole again.
- Don't want to answer this one.
[laughs] - He is--
- Oh!
[laughter] - That's what you get.
- That's what you get.
- Chooch!
- Shut up.
- See?
- Oh! - Oh!
- In the hole. - No comment, no comment.
- Wow.
- But no response isn't always a response, though.
- That's true. - Air mail.
- No response is a response. - OK, let's keep it moving.
All right, Frank wants to know,
"Nicole, you were recently featured on a box of Cheez-Its.
What was the most random thing you've been asked to endorse?"
- So I'm sure, like, we all got crazy endorsements
when it first started.
They wanted me to endorse cigarettes
and condoms together. - [laughs]
- And back in the day-- back in the day,
I should have been like, "Oh, yeah,
that--that fits our brand."
But I was, like, classy about it.
And I was like, "No." - Wow.
- Yeah. - There you go, girl.
- So I could have been the face of cigarettes and condoms.
[laughter] - Oh, my goodness.
- But I said no.
- All right, they might be Jersey at heart,
but New Orleans was made for this crew.
Take a look.
- First night in NOLA!
- A NOLA-themed...
- Jazz night. - Jazz night!
[quirky orchestral music]
- Oh, wow. - No.
[all cheering]
- Hey.
- What is better
than FFD1
than FFD2?
- Oh, my God.
- Say, go, Mommy, go. - Oh, damn.
- Oh! - My vagina!
- I just pissed myself.
- Look how everyone is so upset.
- I took your wedding dress. - Don't be mad.
- What the [bleep]?
- We're celebrating your divorce.
Now, you can be happy.
You have a great man with you.
- Can we kill the speech in there, too?
- Yes, kill the speech.
- No, no, no, I like the speech.
- No more speeches ever again.
- Let it burn a little bit first.
[laughter]
- Whoa. - Whoa!
- Angeliners!
- I feel, like, liberated.
That's it, marriage over.
- OK, guys, we're on to the next stop.
And we're going on a ghost tour, bitch.
- Actually, guys. - What?
- I kind of hijacked this a bit because last time,
it was like... - Pauly!
- It was kind of basic.
Operation Take Over Family Fun Day Part 2,
Pauly D. edition.
- [growls]
- [screams] - Whoa!
- What is that? - Oh, goddamn!
- Get the [bleep] out of here, Tiny.
- I'm dead inside. Those things don't affect me.
- Bitch! You're a bitch [bleep].
Ah, I'm peeing. I'm peeing.
- [screams] - [screams]
Bitch, you gotta stop.
- Spider monkeys in there.
- Wow. - Spooky.
- Interesting.
Lots of spookies.
Now, Deena, on family fun day,
you suffered a va-jay-jay injury.
- Yeah.
- Did you recover fully from the rope burn?
- I did. - Good.
- But it did take, like, a couple of days.
But it hurt. It didn't feel great.
- It didn't look fun.
- And I just, like, laid there for a second.
Cameron's crying in Pauly's arms.
Pauly is like--Pauly is like, "Don't worry, Cameron.
Your mommy's OK."
And then I broke my vagina. And I'm like, "I'm good."
- I mean, like, when you watch it on the episode,
it was so fast.
In real life, it was like, mm. - It felt slo-mo.
- And I was like, "Oh, girl." - Like, literally--
- And that thing split you in half.
- You broke your vagina.
- It looked a lot better than it felt.
- Yeah, no, it didn't look like it felt good.
- The funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.
- Yeah.
- I don't think I've ever laughed so hard.
- Yeah, that was really funny.
- But meatballs always bounce back.
You guys have, like, that amazing superpower.
- The meatballs don't break. I don't know what it is.
They're made out of rubber.
- Now, Nicole, what inspired you to throw Angelina
a divorce party?
- So I feel like, as girlfriends,
if one of your girls gets divorced--
like, we did it for Jenni.
Like, we got the party bus.
And we're like, we are celebrating.
Like, you're finally divorced. - We're taking pictures.
- We always have to celebrate our girls.
- Yeah.
- So I was like, Angelina is finally getting divorced.
We got to do something crazy for her.
- Yeah.
- Burning the dress that I stole,
like, doing these rituals--
rituals because we were in cloaks.
But to, like, make sure, like, she knows,
like, you know, the bad juju is gone.
- Right.
- Like, you didn't have a good first marriage?
- Yeah.
- Out with the old, in with the new.
- Always. First marriage.
- You didn't have a good first marriage.
So then, you know, we got to get the juju away.
And then you can be free to, you know,
move on and have a good relationship.
- Yeah, and celebrate the next chapter...
- Yeah. - Of life.
I thought that was sweet of you guys.
Angelina, how did it feel burning the old wedding dress?
- Oh, my God, I was like, "Ah."
But then Pauly was, like, dousing it with gasoline.
I'm like, "It's going. It's gonna go."
And I'm like, "All right, let me kiss it goodbye."
And then something came out of it.
Literally, like, something came out of that dress.
And it was in pictures and stuff.
It's, like, weird. - Maybe it's the old Angelina.
- Like a spirit or something.
- Let's see.
- Now, Deena, you had a whole plan
for after the dress burning,
but Pauly thought it was basic and upgraded it
with a haunted mansion.
How pissed were you?
- Pauly was like, "I have no idea what Deena has planned.
"I know she's, like, a little scaredy cat,
so I'm gonna take over this entire thing,"
which was fine because it seemed like everybody had,
like, a really good time. - It was the best hijacking.
- I wanted to scare everybody because we were in New Orleans,
and they had this, like, mansion
that was really haunted with, like, a haunted house.
So I like Deena's stuff that we do together, too, but--
- Oh, love you.
- I wanted to this one and have a little
Pauly D. spin on it.
- Jenni, Zack seemed to be the most scared
out of everyone.
Did you know he was such a scaredy cat?
- Tiny ain't hugging me.
- [screams]
- Get the [bleep] out of here, Tiny!
- What a pussy.
[laughter]
Yes, I do know 'cause I drag him
to horror nights every year.
And it's, like, my favorite thing and--
- Well, at least kids get in for free.
- Yes, it's a two-for-one special at that age.
- [laughs]
- New Orleans sounds like the perfect place
to celebrate a birthday.
Unfortunately, Vinny's big day
was underplanned and overshadowed.
But for real, did you have any idea that the roommates
ignoring you was just a prank?
Or did you think they really forgot?
- Well, I knew it was a prank.
But like, I was just like, are they actually
gonna ever wish me happy birthday?
- Right.
- Because they're so [bleep] up that...
- I know. - You're like, "It's 11:00.
It's went too far." - Yeah.
- Pauly, what is it about Vinny's birthday
that makes it so easy to not celebrate?
- Man, I love birthdays.
And--but, actually, this was hard for me.
It was hard for me not to wish him happy birthday
because I love birthdays so much,
but I like pranks even more.
So pranking him was the best part,
and then you can't say that we didn't
throw you a party, dude. We threw you one.
It's just that it only lasted five minutes.
- That was it.
- Now, Nicole, you wanted to rent
a luxurious stripper bus for Vinny's birthday,
but then a school bus showed up.
What happened?
- I was thinking, like, a stretch, like, party bus.
- Right.
- Like, very, like, elegant and, like,
strippers everywhere, and then it pulls up.
and I'm like-- - We got the Alabama slammer.
- We got the school bus. Is this what we ordered?
But I feel like the girls were amazing.
They were great dancers.
- And I don't want any elegant strippers, OK?
- No.
- I didn't mean elegant strippers,
but, like, the bus or whatever.
But I feel like it worked out. - Yeah, it was good.
- Yeah, it looked like you guys--
- They came to the club after. Like, they were nice.
- They were a good time. - There it is.
- They were nice.
- Vin, what was your reaction when you saw the stripper bus?
- I was happy about it, you know?
I mean, it was a little different.
[laughs] It was janky as [bleep].
But I liked the effort.
And they--they were mindful about what I like
for my birthday and strippers.
- Yeah, and once you got inside the bus
and you saw the strippers... - Yes.
- You probably felt even better.
- Yeah, I felt like I was with my coworkers.
- You were at home. - I was at home, yeah.
- Yeah.
- And also, like, I will say, like, strip clubs have become,
like, a staple of this show. - Yeah.
- Like, we've had some of the best times in strip clubs.
- Yeah.
- Like, I love seeing them in strip clubs.
- Yeah.
- So the strippers aren't just for me.
I love seeing Deena make it rain.
- Oh, yeah, Deena was making it rain, yeah.
- Jenni motorboating. - Yeah.
- It's amazing.
- The whole crew was turning up.
Vin, how did it feel to have your birthday
cut short by Angelina's proposal?
- [sighs] You know,
I was just taking in the five minutes that I had,
and I was really appreciating it.
I knew it was gonna be short-lived.
- Yeah.
- But I was just so shocked
that I forgot it was my birthday.
- Right.
- Actually, now that his birthday
is her anniversary. - That's weird.
- That's weird as [bleep]. - Yeah.
- Sorry.
- We can do a joint party forever, yeah.
- You guys are so intermingled. - You're gonna have to.
I mean, no other choice. - Well, sorry, Vin.
- Coming up, the meatballs become
drunk gremlins after hours.
Repeat after me.
♪ What a waste of cake ♪
- Let's go.
♪ ♪
- Jenni, how come you don't go out
with the dirty stay-outs? - You see that?
I can't hang with that. - You got to pick your battles.
[laughter]
- I knew she was at that point to, like, if someone pisses
her off, she's gonna go. - Oh.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- We're back with the Shoremates.
The party continues.
Now, when Nicole, Deena, and Angelina went out this season,
they stayed out.
And with Chris and Vinny 2.0 joining the party,
the dirty stay-outs got wasted and wasted cake.
Take a look.
- [laughs]
- So the dirty stay-outs are gonna [bleep]
take New Orleans while the lame-os can go to bed.
Good night, sleepyheads.
You sleep tight.
- Tonight is all go.
♪ ♪
Thank you.
- [bleep].
- Wait, let's make sure I have my phone.
I have it.
- Dirty stay-outs, let's do it.
- I hate this [bleep] guy.
He's [bleep] freaky.
- Deena.
- I don't like him.
Hey, Ange, can you move this guy out?
No, move him out, not that.
No, stop it!
- Oh.
- ♪ What a waste of cake ♪
♪ What a waste of cake ♪
- [speaking gibberish] I didn't do it.
- Who do you think you are, Steve Aoki?
- No, please stop.
- [laughs]
- I'm glad you think it's funny.
No, it's actually good.
Just shut the [bleep] up.
- Don't tell me to shut the [bleep] up.
You're very loud. - OK.
- I won't punch Deena, but I'll [bleep] punch Meena.
- Oh, my head. Oh.
I'm literally dying.
Waking up this morning, I'm like, "Why, God, why?"
I don't know why I still think I'm 21.
I'm literally 40.
I feel like actual death today. I can't move.
My body hurts. Bitch, I'm old.
- We did our thing last night.
Meatball problems.
Not feeling great.
- So who's the dirtiest stay-out
of the dirty stay-outs?
- Probably Nicole. - Really?
- I think we all are.
- You can sometimes outdrink me.
- But Angelina can outdrink me, which is scary.
- I think we're all kind of. - Yeah.
- But I think Nicole and I are, yeah.
- I think we're crazy.
- I really go hard, but then I start to tank out.
- OK.
Vinny 2.0 was initiated as a dirty stay-out.
- He did amazing. - He did.
- Vinny 2.0 frickin' killed it. - Mm-hmm.
- He did a good job.
- He, like, took care of the girls.
He drank.
He had such a good time with Angelina.
Like, he reminded me of my Chris
when he's out and just, like, supportive,
and a good time, and just, like, having a frickin' blast.
- And even threw you over the shoulder.
- Yeah.
Like, that's something, like, you know,
like, I feel like a dirty stay-out does.
It's like, you take care of your own.
- You can never leave a dirty stay-out behind.
- Yep.
- Nicole, what was going through your mind
when Vinny 2.0 had to throw her over the shoulder,
bring her in the van?
- So I knew she was wiling out.
I knew she was at that point to, like, if someone pisses
her off, she's gonna go. - Yeah.
- And the fact that Vinny was like, not today--
or Vinny 2.0-- threw her over the shoulder
and, like, brought her in. This guy's amazing.
- He knew.
- And he took care of all of us.
Like, he made sure we were walking down the stairs nice.
And I'm like, "Oh, good guy."
- Vin, what's it gonna take for you to be a dirty stay-out?
- He is a dirty stay-out.
- He is a really dirty stay-out.
- Actually-- - Really?
- Yeah, he is.
- All I have to do is just not wake up at 8:00 a.m.
the next day.
But when we're on vacation, you know, for some reason,
The days start at 8:00 a.m... - Yeah.
- For breakfast, but if I know I have, like,
a later start, I can go hard.
- He's, like, a legit meatball.
- Do you guys remember the photos
at my wedding of this guy?
- Yeah, he was such a blast. - The faces he was making?
- And Pauly. Remember Pauly, too?
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, I love when Pauly drinks too.
- I love when Pauly drinks.
- Pauly, what do we need to do to get you to drink?
- I think-- - Pauly, you, too.
- Yeah, it's so much fun.
- Pauly, if we get you to be able to sleep in also,
will you do a dirty stay-out night with us?
- 100%.
Dirty stay-out, dirty stay-in. Let's get it.
- It's gonna happen. - That's all we want.
That's all we want. - We're making it happen.
- Well, that sounds like that's gonna be a fun night.
I can't wait to see that one.
So, Jenni, how come you don't go out
with the dirty stay-outs? - Did you see that?
I can't hang with that.
- You got to pick your battles.
- I feel like there's an initiation involved.
It's like, you got to, like, be able to hold your own.
- These guys are pros. - Yeah.
- Do you remember when she yelled at me?
That Was 1:00 a.m. - Oh, wow.
- My Meena was at dinner was because Meena
should have been going to bed.
- The amount of, you know, alcohol you guys consume,
especially for your size, it's impressive.
- Well, I just got my blood work done.
My liver is OK. So thank God.
- Clap it up for the liver.
- These guys are pound-for-pound champs.
- I always get my blood work done every year
to make sure everything is good.
- I love that.
- And so far-- - So good.
- I mean, I don't want to... - Healthy as a horse.
Knock on wood. Yeah, there it is.
Coming up, we got more fan questions.
And does Vinny remember any of his dance moves?
We put them to the test next.
- Please don't. Nicole?
- He had his big moment on his interview,
and he took that opportunity to--
- To [bleep] on himself, yeah.
- He was not backed up.
I definitely took care of him.
- OK. [laughter]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Welcome back to the "Jersey Shore" reunion.
The fan questions keep coming.
This crew has been tossing sack to avoid fan questions,
and we've got one final round.
Now remember, the roommates can skip any fan question,
but only if they can drop a sack in the hole.
Martha wants to know, "Vinny, on a scale of 1 to 10,
rate Angelina's lap dance."
- All right, let me shoot-- let me shoot my shot.
- Yeah. - Shoot your shot.
- See if I can do this. - Get it in.
The goal is nothing but hole.
- Come on.
- Oh!
- Let's [bleep] go! - Wow.
Vin, you went crazy.
- I told you. - Wow.
- So did you-- - Good job, good job.
- You don't have to answer, but what did you feel?
- It was a negative 10.
[laughter]
- I'll rate it the same, trust me.
Good job.
- All right, Lily wants to know,
"Nicole, there's a 'Jersey Shore'
"urban legend that back in the day,
"Louis Vuitton sent you guys Gucci bags
because Louis Vuitton didn't want you wearing their brand."
Is that true? - I saw it on TikTok.
- There's so many TikToks of this.
No, that's not true. - OK.
- No.
- And if it was true, that would be [bleep] amazing.
- Amazing.
- We're getting free Guccis from Louis Vuitton.
- Not a bad deal.
- I mean, I wish that were true, but--
- No, we could only afford Gucci.
- Could you still send it? - Urban legend debunked.
- So that was not true.
Stop making the stupid TikToks about it.
- Well, listen, if you guys still want
to send the ladies purses, they're open to it, Gucci.
- Please, by all means.
- And we love Louis Vuitton. - And guys.
- Send us Gucci.
- Now, don't get it twisted, strippers are dancers, too.
- Mm-hmm.
- This season, Vinny got his gym, tan, lunge on
for "Dancing with the Stars" to prove he's got the moves.
Take a look. - That's right.
- Ooh, "Dancing with the Stars."
This cast is crazy.
Holy [bleep]!
Vinny Guadagniners?
- I am going to be on season 31 of "Dancing With the Stars."
You know, I've seen a couple of my castmates do it,
so I'm super excited,
but I'm a little scared.
- You've got your work cut out for you with this kid.
- Oh, I know.
Pauly, I wish I had you for-- - Wow.
I get that a lot, don't worry.
- Can we come this week?
- I'd rather you not.
We're just--I'm just trying to focus on the--
- You don't want your friends to support you?
- When they come to town,
they're like a traveling circus.
- My boyfriend hurt his leg stripping.
- You guys are embarrassing. - Stripper injury.
- And I don't need that type of distraction right now.
- We're gonna help you get him ready.
We're gonna come to LA.
- The placement with the hands.
- The frame? Oh.
- Oh! - Come on, baby.
Come on, daddy. Let's do it.
- OK. - Which way are you going?
- Yo, y'all guys changed.
I remember when you used to work out in the gym.
- Since I started training for "Dancing with the Stars," like,
my whole world has just been this competition.
- M. - V.
- P. - Premiere night!
- Let's go. - This is your night, kid.
- Let's go, baby.
- Let's go. Thank you.
Love you guys. - We'll lock up.
- And don't [bleep] up like you did at the wedding.
- My God. Vinny, yes, this is great.
This is great.
- Ah.
[all cheering]
- Oh... - Does he have muttonchops?
- My god.
- Really, really fun to watch. - I'm trying.
I'm learning this every week, like, for the first time.
- Now, Mike "The Situation" is here,
and he was on the show.
Now, did he give you any advice coming in this week?
- I would give him advice and be like, "Yo,
take your sunglasses off, bro."
[laughter]
- Vinny could actually go to, like, the finals.
Like, he is getting through to every single week.
This is crazy.
- You crushed it.
- Vin, you did an amazing job.
- Yes. [applause]
- Great job, Vin.
- It's all coming back. - Wow.
- So good.
- What surprised you most about your experience
on "Dancing With the Stars?"
- Just how insanely difficult it was gonna be.
You have to be perfect.
If you're not perfect, you look like a fool.
- Right. Well, you did a great job.
- Thank you.
- You definitely looked like you had moves.
- Thank you.
- Now, Mike and Nicole, did either of you
have advice for Vinny prior to going on the show
since you'd had experience?
- I think we both separately hit him up
and let him know that, like,
we definitely believe in him.
Vinny is a way better dancer than I ever did,
and I got four rounds.
I knew he was gonna go far. And he actually did.
He got, like, 9 or 10 rounds.
So super proud of how far he took it.
- It's like my top three things that I've
ever done in my entire life. - That's so cool.
- So it's just a really, really great experience.
- Yeah.
- Now, Mike and Pauly, Vinny originally
told you not to come to LA before the premiere.
What made you want to come support him anyway?
- I wouldn't let him do this on his own.
He always has our support.
And something this big--
listen, I was so invested in the show.
I watched every single episode.
I was so invested, I got so mad
at the judges for being so hard on him
because I seen how hard he was trying
and how good he really was.
Like, he killed that. - Yeah.
- So the judges were pissing me off.
- When they came, it was an event.
Like, everybody was taking pictures with them.
Everyone was so happy to meet them, you know?
And I got to show them, like, this is--
I was like introducing them to my family, you know?
- Yeah, yeah. - It was great.
- It was lit. - And Mike wore that shirt.
- Yes, he did. - Yes.
- And you know, and props to you.
You just finished this whole routine.
- Oh, yeah.
- And you still were able to roast him.
- I would give him advice and be like, "Yo,
take your sunglasses off, bro."
[laughter]
- You got that quick roast in there, Vin.
I noticed that.
You can take the boy out of the shore,
but you can't take the shore out of the boy.
- He had his big moment on his interview.
And he took that opportunity to roast his besties.
- You should feel honored, Mike.
- My wife told me not to wear the shirt.
- Yeah.
- Secretly, I knew that the girls
were gonna tell me the same thing.
- Yeah. - But BDS was gonna be BDS.
- Vinny, you told the boys that them visiting you in LA
and supporting you was something you'd never forget.
How much did that mean to you?
- Honestly, that one night was one of the best nights
of my life... - Aw.
- Because I had a rough time on "Dancing With the Stars."
Like, one week, I'd be bad, and one week, I'd be better.
So that was one of the better nights.
- Yeah. - I had my boys there.
We went to eat afterwards and celebrate.
- Yeah.
- And it was just, like, the best night.
- Aw. - So fun.
- Well, I look forward to seeing more of the shoremates
on "Dancing With the Stars" because all three
of you guys who have been on it have killed it so far.
So big up to Vinny for going that far.
- That's what she said. - [laughs]
- Coming up, this season's funniest moments are up next.
- Vinny, dip me out the break. - Let's dip.
- Let me... - Aw.
- Let me see if I got some moves.
- Dip, baby. - How we doing this?
- Oh, you got the moves.
- Let's dip, baby, dip. - Like this.
- OK. - Ready?
Go down.
- Nicole, do you wear heels like that?
- Yeah, now let's do one and like--
- OK, let's do it. Ready?
- They're small dancers. - Yeah.
- Oh. - Whoa!
- Jenni, were you letting out pent-up anger on Nicole
with the tortilla slap? - Yes.
- Ooh. - You hurt me.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- We might watch for the drama, but we stay for the comedy.
The only thing that fell flat
is the Earth, according to Mike.
Take a look at this season's funniest moments.
♪ ♪
- Oh, there's spiders!
- I just love being on the water.
It's just so relaxing and fun.
- [screaming]
- [scream] Go backwards!
- I'm gonna die.
I don't know how to drive this thing.
Ah!
Can we do the tortilla challenge?
- Rock, paper, scissors, go.
[laughter]
Oh, my God.
She [bleep] swung that thing.
- Are you insane?
[laughter]
- Go, Ange. - Oh, damn.
- Whoever came up with this... - Oh!
- I love you.
- What the [bleep] are you doing?
- I'm looking for aliens.
- Oh my God, you're gonna lose an eyelash.
- Oh, there goes my lash.
Can we have a nice drink now that we're home
and we're in our cozies? - Nicole, I am so tired.
Angeliners, she's always saying, "I'm so fun.
I'm ready to hang out. Whoo!"
If Deener was here--
This is kind of where I miss Deeners
because Deeners would be able to, like, pull through.
Deena would do it with me, I feel.
I miss Deeners. Deener.
I miss Deena. She would never do that.
- I'm going to bed.
One more time, I'm going to bed.
I swear to God I'll go to bed.
- Guys, I have an announcement to make.
No-nut November is over. - Oh!
- I knew it! The way you came in was--
- Yeah, we weren't gonna tell you guys.
[laughter]
- No-nut November was much more challenging than I thought,
especially when you hit that bed
and you see the laptop right over there looking at you.
- Ugh. I'm not a man, Vinny.
I don't need to know when you nut and when you don't nut.
- [laughs] Vote for Vinny.
- I don't understand why he didn't want us
to come out here, man. - I know.
He was like, "Don't embarrass him."
We would never embarrass him. - Oh, we're so low-key.
- Yeah.
- I think you spelled your name wrong.
- Oh, [bleep]. - Ah.
- When CJ is in school and I'm, like, doing errands,
I, like, blast it.
- Oh, it's so difficult being a stay-at-home mom.
- Ooh! - Damn.
- They've been fighting all trip.
- I'm backed up. That's why.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Time the [bleep] out!
Because I [bleep] your [bleep] [bleep] the first night.
- Oh!
- Well, if this is what five years of marriage
looks like, we got a situation. - [laughs]
- Well, Deena, I guess we know
how you keep your marriage spicy.
- Oh, my.
- So now, Chris complained
that he was backed up during the trip.
Was that due to the injury?
- Ooh. - He was not backed up.
I definitely took care of him. - OK?
Period.
- I mean, I just broke my vagina.
How are we supposed to do regular sex?
It was bruised. - Yeah.
- It needed a day off. - You [bleep] the [bleep]?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- I couldn't believe it when you said it.
But I was so--you know, Deena, because you're--
- Because I couldn't believe he was saying it.
- Yeah. - I'm like--
- But it was good to see you--
because you're so sweet so that when you do turn up,
it's like, OK, Deena, talk your [bleep].
- I guess.
- So, Jenni, were you letting out pent-up anger on Nicole
with the tortilla slap?
- I don't know where that came from.
- Yes.
- In my mind, it did not hit. - You hurt me.
- Like, it did not hit the way that everyone was like, "oh."
So I was like, "Oh, no, what did I do?"
- No, it hit my face. - It slapped.
- Yeah. - It slapped.
- You don't know your own strength.
- Oh, I feel bad.
- Pauly, you tried pranking Vinny by vandalizing his car,
but you pranked yourself by spelling your name wrong.
Can you please spell Pauly for us?
- What happened was those markers were acting up, man.
[laughs]
- I drove that thing from North Hollywood
to West Hollywood. - Yes.
- And people, like, recognized me.
- Yeah.
- So I'm in the car and it says, "Vote for Vinny"
all over the car. - A little self-promo.
- TMZ is driving by.
- That might have got you a blast of votes.
- Maybe. - Yeah.
- So what was everybody's favorite moment this season?
- The night that the guys came to "Dancing With the Stars"
and we just celebrated together.
- That was fun.
- The MVP trip in LA, which was amazing food,
an amazing moment for MVP,
and he did amazing... - So fun.
- On "Dancing With the Stars." - The shirt was amazing.
- And then, listen, I jumped out of a plane, as well.
- Crazy, yeah. - Yeah.
- A lot of memorable moments, yeah.
- Yeah.
- My favorite moment this season
was probably the girls' trip.
I had so much fun there.
And like, it was such a cute city.
- I just feel like we all were just, like, girls.
And we had a good time.
There was no drama, and it was just--
- It was nice.
- It was just like a normal, like, girls' fun time.
- Yeah, bonding. - And that's what I love.
That's what I love with my girlfriends.
- Ange?
- I would also say the girls' trip.
I had so much fun and then getting engaged.
That's just, like, an amazing-- - Shock, yeah.
- Sorry, Vin. - It's OK.
- Did not mean to do that. - I had a five-minute birthday.
- Jenni? - Girls' trip.
- Nice.
And another unforgettable vacation
is in the books.
Big thanks to Nicole, Deena,
Jenni, Angelina, Pauly, Vinny, Mike,
and the ghost from Deena's nightmares
for stopping by tonight. - Yeah.
- Until the next wild adventure,
I'm Justina Valentine. Skol!
[all cheering]
- Yeah.
♪ ♪
- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪
♪ ♪