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- 媽媽!
- 媽媽!

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- 爸爸!
- 爸爸!

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- 賓果!
- 賓果!

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- 布魯伊!
- 布魯伊!

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《布魯伊》

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耶

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搖一搖,布魯伊

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你怎麼停下來了?

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我不喜歡這首歌的這部分

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無論好壞你都得接受,孩子

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- 什麼?
- 什麼?

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為什麼叉子會在鑰頭鉆裡?

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同樣的原因,所有的櫥櫃都開著

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洗手盆裡還有圍裙
冰箱門也永遠都關著

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都是因為你們的老爸

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這是否代表你不喜歡爸爸?

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- 什麼
- 你是在說...

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因為櫥櫃門...

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單身女士們,怎麼樣?

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- 嘿,爸爸
- 嘿,爸爸

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嘿,早上好,孩子們

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你跑得怎樣,親愛的?

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- 什麼?
- 他不再是你的了

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他是我們的

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是的,他屬於我們

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但我想要一個溫柔的吻

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不,你不能擁有他

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什麼?為什麼?

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你說你不喜歡他

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因為他把櫥櫃門開著

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- 什麼?!
- 我從來沒說過!

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過來,親我一下...

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- 他是我們的!
- 他是我們的!

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他是我的!

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- 絕不可能!
- 女士們

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有很多事情要做

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賓果,打蛋器

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對

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打蛋器!

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賓果!

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咚!

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打蛋時間!

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打蛋

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平底鍋盾

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賓果,讓爸爸離開這裡

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好的,你過來

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好,很好

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爸爸現在永遠是我們的了

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祝你好運

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《 布魯伊》的這一集叫「溫柔的吻」

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這邊

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讓他遠離媽媽,賓果

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她只想要一個溫柔的吻

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不准再給她溫柔的吻了

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是的,你屬於我們

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好吧,那我還算結婚了嗎?

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我們一會兒會弄清楚

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但現在我們得把你送到安全的地方去

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是的,來吧...

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你的腋窩在流汗

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這邊也是

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對啊,我剛去跑步了

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好吧,請把你的手臂放下來

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好吧

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- 來吧
- 檢查媽媽在不在,賓果

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她可能躲起來了

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收到

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爸爸,那是什麼?

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感覺像肉汁

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對,是肉汁

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她不在這裡,我全都檢查過了

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不!

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親親!

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- 快跑!
- 我也要跑嗎?

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- 是的!
- 好吧

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我只想要一個溫柔的吻

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來吧!

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嘿,孩子們,我真的需要上廁所

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什麼?不可以,太冒險了

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你媽媽讓我去廁所

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好的

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- 安全了
- 好的

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要快點解決好

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- 好的,老大
- 只可以小便

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- 沒問題
- 我會留在這裡

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賓果,你在外面守著

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好的

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真舒服

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要留意媽媽

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為了一個吻她什麼都做得出來

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不能說我怪她

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快上完了嗎?

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快了

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天啊

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怎麼了?

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沒什麼

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你為什麼在跳?

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我尿在腳上了

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你為什麼要尿在腳上?

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我沒注意到

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為什麼?

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我試圖拔出一頭漂亮的頭髮

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你鼻子上長毛了?

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真噁心

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歡迎來到中年,孩子

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你在做什麼?

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它看起來像什麼?

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我正在洗腳上的尿

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- 但那是洗衣服的盆子!
- 所以呢?

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不是用來洗腳上的尿的!

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現在是了

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一切還好嗎?

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嗯?

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我不記得哪裡有個盒子

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布魯伊!

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嘿,那個盒子動了嗎?

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這太離譜了

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堅強點,孩子

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那是我的恤衫!

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你不怎麼穿的

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布魯伊,你確定一切都...

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這個盒子肯定會...

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盒子在吃我!

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不,是媽媽,她在這裡

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好吧,去哪,老大?

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好的,注意了

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你還是屬於我們的

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但你必須保證不再做
任何令人作嘔的事

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好的,我保證

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不再做噁心的事情了

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好,我們走吧

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等等,還有一個

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布魯伊,怎麼了?

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爸爸放屁了!

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沒錯,是我幹的

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讓我進盒子裡!

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快,媽媽!
現在是你來一次親吻的機會!

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好的

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不,媽媽,不要靠近他

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什麼?為什麼?

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這不安全

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噢,班迪

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- 它在飄來
- 來吧

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我們必須讓你離開這裡

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親親

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我們必須把你藏起來

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別傻了

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親親

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- 退後
- 小心,班迪

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她有羅勒

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但我想要一個溫柔的吻

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- 不!
- 不!

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就親一小口

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不,我有事要告訴你

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那傢伙真噁心

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- 是的
- 你在說什麼?

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- 好的,首先
- 他吃自己的肉汁污漬

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- 真的
- 真的

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他的腋窩很臭

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- 沒錯
- 沒錯

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他的鼻子有很多毛

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- 很多毛
- 很多毛

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他放屁

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- 臭屁
- 臭屁

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他在自己的腳上撒尿

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那是新招

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其實不是的

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他是個蛆蟲

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孩子們,我已經習慣了

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- 什麼?
- 什麼?

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無論好壞都得接受

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是的,你媽媽也不是一束玫瑰

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你聞過她早上的口氣嗎?

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- 沒有
- 沒有

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那是在我吃沙丁魚之前

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這只是一長串

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令人作嘔的事情之一...

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我自己記著就好了

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孩子們,如果你和某人在一起

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你最好堅強起來

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你們可以留住對方

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- 對我來說是這樣的
- 對我來說是這樣的