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- 媽媽
- 媽媽

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- 爸爸
- 爸爸

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- 賓果
- 賓果

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- 布魯伊
- 布魯伊

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《布魯伊》

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跳得好

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繼續跳

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怎麼不跳?

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我不喜歡這段旋律

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乖女,要學會好與壞都享受

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- 嗯?
- 嗯?

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為什麼匙羹盤會有叉?

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正如全屋櫥櫃門長開

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洗手盆有圍裙
雪櫃門從不關上,答案只有一個

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你爸爸

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所以你不喜歡爸爸嗎?

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- 什麼?
- 因為你說

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櫥櫃門...

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寶貝女,你們好嗎?

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- 爸爸
- 爸爸

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小朋友,早晨

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老公,晨跑怎樣?

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- 什麼?
- 他不是你的人了

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現在歸我們

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無錯,他現在屬於我們

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但我也想要錫錫

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不行,不能給你

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什麼?為什麼?

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你說不喜歡他

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因為他總是讓櫥櫃門長開

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- 什麼?
- 我沒有

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過來,錫錫我

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- 他是我們的
- 他是我們的

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他是我的

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- 不行
- 大家

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我不會消失,不用搶

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賓果,用打蛋器攻擊

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對

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打蛋器

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賓果

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看我

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發蛋器出動

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發

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平底鍋盾

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賓果,護送爸爸出去

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好,爸爸跟我走

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好,收到

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爸爸以後屬於我們了

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那祝你們好運

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本集《布魯伊》的主題為《錫錫》

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過去

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賓果,別讓媽媽接近他

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她只想我錫錫

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她沒有機會了

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對,現在你屬於我們

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那我仍是她的丈夫嗎?

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這方面遲點再研究

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現在要先護送你到安全地方

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對,跟我們來...

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你腋下濕透了

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這邊也是

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當然,我剛跑完步

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拜託你別舉高手

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好吧

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- 來
- 賓果,你探路

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媽媽可能躲藏在附近

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收到

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爸爸,這是什麼?

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應該是肉汁

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確是肉汁

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我檢查過四周,她不在

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不行

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錫錫

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- 快逃
- 我也要?

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- 對
- 好

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我只是想要錫錫

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快跑

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小朋友,我想去廁所

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什麼?不行,太冒險了

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但你們媽媽會讓我去

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好吧

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- 無危險
- 好

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快快解決

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- 收到
- 只准尿尿

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- 無問題
- 我守這裡

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賓果,你守外面

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好

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爽

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小心媽媽接近

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她為了錫錫會不擇手段

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我不怪她

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完事了嗎?

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快了

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弊傢伙

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什麼事?

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沒事

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為什麼要單腳跳?

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這隻腳濺到尿

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為什麼會濺到腳?

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一時分心

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為什麼分心?

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因為要專心拔鼻毛

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你鼻子有毛?

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噁心

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人到中年你就明白了

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你在做什麼?

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你看不到?

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洗掉腳上的尿

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- 這裡用來洗衣服的
- 那又怎樣?

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不是用來洗你腳上的尿

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現在起就是了

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入面無事嗎?

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咦?

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剛才好像沒有這紙箱

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算了,布魯伊

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那紙箱動了?

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太離譜

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別大驚小怪

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這是我的衣服

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你又不常穿

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布魯伊,入面無事吧?

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這紙箱越來越...

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紙箱在吃我

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糟糕,媽媽來了

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好,現在要去哪裡?

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聽我說

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你仍然屬於我們

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但要保證不再做噁心的行為

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好,我保證

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不再做噁心的行為

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好,我們出去

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等等,還有

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布魯伊,怎麼了?

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爸爸放屁

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無錯

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讓我進去

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媽媽,錫錫的機會來了

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對

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媽媽,不要接近他

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什麼?為什麼?

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太危險了

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救命,班迪

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- 味道散開了
- 快

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我們要帶你離開這裡

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錫錫

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要藏起你

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你們別傻

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錫錫

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- 別過來
- 班迪,小心

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她手上有羅勒

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但我想要錫錫

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- 不行
- 不行

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一小口可以嗎?

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不行,我告訴你

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那人很噁心

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- 無錯
- 你們在說什麼?

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首先,他會吃掉身上的肉汁漬

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- 無錯
- 無錯

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他有狐臭

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- 無錯
- 無錯

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他有鼻毛

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- 非常多
- 非常多

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他會放屁

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- 而且是臭屁
- 而且是臭屁

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他還會尿到自己腳上

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這個第一次聽

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但不是第一次發生

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太骯髒了

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乖女,我全都習慣了

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- 什麼?
- 什麼?

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要學會好與壞都享受

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媽媽也並非完美

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你們試過早上聞她的口氣嗎?

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- 沒有
- 沒有

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我還要食沙甸魚呢

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口臭只是其中之一

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噁心的事數之不盡...

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但我不會說出來

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乖女,若要與另一人相守

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便要多包容忍耐

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留給你們

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- 我很樂意
- 我很樂意

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