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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

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{\an8}♪

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[ Music stops ]

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- Mum!
- Mum!

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{\an8}♪

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[ Music stops ]

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- Dad!
- Dad!

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[ Music resumes ]

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[ Music stops ]

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- Bingo!
- Bingo!

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[ Music resumes ]

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{\an8}♪

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- Bluey!
- Bluey!

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Oh, yeah.

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Shake it, Bluey.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Oh, why did you stop?

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I don't like this part
of the song.

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You got to take the good
with the bad, kid.

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- Huh?
- Huh?

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Why is their forks
in the spoon bit?

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The same reason all the
cupboards are left open,

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there's an apron in the sink,
and the fridge doors never shut.

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Your dad.

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Does that mean
you don't like Dad?

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- What?
- Well, you're saying that

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because the cupboard doors--

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How's it going,
single ladies?

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- Hey, Dad!
- Hey, Dad!

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Oh.
Hey, morning, kids.

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How was your run, sweetheart?

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- Unh-unh.
- Unh-unh.

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- What?
- He's not yours anymore.

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He's ours.

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Yeah, he belongs to us.

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But I want a smoochy kiss.

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No, you can't have him.

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What? Why not?

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You said you don't like him

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because he leaves
the cupboard doors open.

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- What?!
- I never.

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Come here. Give me a smoochy--
[ Gasps ]

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- He's ours.
- He's ours.

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He's mine.

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- Never.
- Ladies, ladies.

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There's plenty to go around.

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Bingo, egg beat her.

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Oh, yeah,

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Egg beater!

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[ Chuckles ] Bingo!

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Boom! Ya, ya, ya!

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- Ya!
- Ah!

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Whisker time!

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- Whisky, whisky, whisk.
- [ Laughs ]

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- Sauce pan shield.
- [ Gasps ]

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Bingo, get dad out of here.

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Okay.
Come here, you.

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Ah.
Okay, very good.

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[ Chuckles ] Dad
is ours forever now.

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- [ Chuckles ]
- Ya!

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[ Screams ]

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Well, good luck with that.

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BINGO: This episode of "Bluey"
is called "Smoochy Kiss."

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This way, this way.

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Keep him off of Mom, Bingo.

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She just wants a smoochy kiss.

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No more smoochy kisses
for her.

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Yeah, You belong to us.

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Alright.
So, am I still married?

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We'll figure that out later,

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but now we have to get you
somewhere safe.

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Yeah, come with--

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Eww.
Your armpit is leaking.

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Eww.
So is this one?

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Yeah, I've just been for a run.

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Okay, well, just keep
your arms down, please.

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Alright.

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{\an8}♪

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- Come on.
- Check for Mum, Bingo.

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She could be hiding.

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Okay.

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Hmm...

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Eww!
Dad, what's that?

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Huh?
Oh, looks like gravy.

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- Eww!
- Yep, gravy.

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She's not here.
I looked everywhere.

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- Yarh!
- No!

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Smoochy kiss.

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[ Laughter ]

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- Run!
- Me as well?

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- Yes!
- Okay.

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I just want a smoochy kiss.

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- [ Chuckles ]
- Come on.

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Hey, kids, I actually
need the toilet.

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What? No way.
It's too risky.

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Oh. Well, your Mum lets me
go to the toilet.

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[ Groans ] Okay?

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- It's clear.
- Okay.

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Do your business
and do it quickly.

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- Yes, boss.
- And peeing only.

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- Deal.
- I'll stay here.

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Bingo, you guard outside.

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Okay.

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Oh, that's it.

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Keep your eye out for Mum.

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She'll do anything
for a smoochy kiss.

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Can't say I blame her.

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{\an8}♪

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Are you almost finished?

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Almost.

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Aw! [ Groans ]

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Oh, dog cake.

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What happened?
[ Toilet flushes ]

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Nothing.

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Why are you hoping?

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I peed on my foot.

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[ Screams ]

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Why did you pee on your foot?!

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I wasn't paying attention.

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Why not?

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I was trying to pull
a nice hair out.

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You got hairs in your nose?

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That's disgusting.

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Welcome to middle age, kid.

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[ Gasps ] What are you
doing now?!

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What's it look like?

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I'm washing the pee off my foot.

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- But that's the laundry tub.
- So?

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It's not for washing
pee off your foot.

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Well, it is now.

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[ Screams ]

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- Is everything alright?
- [ Thud ]

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Huh?

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I don't remember
that box being there.

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- Oh, well. Bluey!
- [ Thud ]

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Hey, did that box move?

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This is outrageous.

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Toughen up, kid.

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[ Screams ]
That's my shirt!

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Ah, you hardly wear it.

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Bluey, are you sure
everything's o--

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[ Thud ]

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This box is definitely
getting--

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- [ Munching ]
- [ Laughs ]

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[ Laughing ]
The box is eating me!

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Oh, no, it's Mum.
She's here.

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Alright.
Where to, boss?

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Um, okay, look.

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You still belong to us,

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but you have to promise not to
do any more disgusting things.

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Okay, I promise.

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No more disgusting things.

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Good, let's go.

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Hang on, one more.
[ Grunts ]

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[ Laughs ]

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- [ Gasping ]
- Bluey, what is it?

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Dad did a fluffy!

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Oh, he sure did.

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[ Screams ]
Let me in the box!

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- Ah-ha!
- Quick, Mum.

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Now's your chance
for a smoochy kiss.

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Oh, right.

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No, Mum, don't go near him.

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What? Why?

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It's not safe.

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Oh, Bandit.

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- Oof, it's traveling.
- Come on.

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We have to get you out of here.

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Smoochy, smoochy, smoochy.

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- [ Panting ]
- We have to hide you.

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Oh, don't be silly.

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Smoochy, smoochy, smoochy

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- Stand back.
- Watch out, Bandit.

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She's got Basil.

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But I want a smoochy kiss.

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- No!
- No!

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Just a small one.

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No, I've got news for you.

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That guy is disgusting.

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- Yeah.
- What are you talking about?

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Okay, first.
He eats his own gravy stains.

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- True.
- True.

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His armpits are stinky.

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- Correct.
- Correct.

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His nose is hairy.

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- Very hairy.
- Very hairy.

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He does fluffy.

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- Stinky fluffies.
- Stinky fluffies.

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And he peed on his own foot.

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Oh, that's a new one.

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It's not actually.

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He's a grub.

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Kids, I'm used to all that.

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- What?!
- What?!

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You gotta take the good
with the bad.

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Yeah, your Mum's no bunch
of roses either.

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You ever smelt her breath
in the morning?

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- No.
- No.

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[ Blows ]

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[ Both gagging ]

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And that's before
I've had my sardines.

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- Eww!
- Eww!

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And that's just
one of a long list

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of disgusting things that...

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I will keep to myself.

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Kids, if you're going to belong
to someone,

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you better toughened up.

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[ Both gag ]

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You can [gags] keep each other.

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- Works for me.
- Works for me.

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{\an8}♪

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[ Both gagging ]

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{\an8}♪

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{\an8}♪