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媽媽!

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爸爸!

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賓果!

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布麗!

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就是今日,雨果
你一定會賣掉這間屋

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你沒問題,賣掉最重要

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你好,這位媽媽
今天天氣真好,對吧?

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還行吧

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你想買房子嗎?

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是的,你是地產經紀嗎?

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對,我有很適合你的房子

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這間有點小

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裡面比較大

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這集的名稱叫《鬼籃子》

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請看這美到不行的地板

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現在這裡有人住嗎?

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有,但她們不在家

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沒什麼事吧?

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我馬上回來

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你們在這裡做什麼?

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你們不是說要去打草地滾球嗎?

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菲麗絲把它取消了

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對,她去滑水

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不要吵,你們兩個老太婆

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我正在試著把這裡賣掉

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我們不希望你把這裡賣掉

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- 對啊
- 聽好,我們討論過這件事

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這不是我決定的

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你們的小孩要送你們去老人院

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是他們要我賣的

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那些不要臉的小鬼

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你們有問題的話就去找他們

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拜託讓我做好我的工作

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但我們在這間屋住50年了

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才沒有,房子是你們去年四月

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在滑浪俱樂部買獎券贏來的

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- 是嗎?
- 是嗎?

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對,別妨礙我工作,好嗎?

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- 好,親愛的,沒問題
- 好,親愛的,沒問題

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請進

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這裡有個非常漂亮的...

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把她們拉開

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別看她們的眼睛!

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- 餅乾!
- 餅乾!

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這是怎樣?

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沒事,我們去看廚房,好嗎?

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焗爐、爐灶、雪櫃

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還有幾個可以開關的櫃桶

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好了,去客廳

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等等,我喜歡這流理台

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這是銀樺木嗎?

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- 老婆婆來了!
- 不!

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好吧,我只是問一問

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不如你去看一下寬敞的飯廳?

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我馬上回來

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你們到底在做什麼?

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- 我們說過啦
- 你不能賣掉我們的房子

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聽著,冷靜,反正我覺得她不想買

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我想買

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- 不行!壞婆婆!
- 這是誰?

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這是...

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- 芮塔和珍娜
- 這是我們的房子

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很快就不是了,我想要買下它

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- 真的?
- 什麼?

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親愛的,他有沒有跟你說...

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套房裡的訂製配件?

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沒有,但你想知道的話我可以介紹

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不用了,我準備要買了

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我沒有見到任何不滿意的地方

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糟了

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- 這是什麼聲音?
- 沒事

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我們去看睡房吧

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不對,我絕對有聽到聲音

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只是鬼籃子啦

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- 鬼什麼?
- 什麼都沒有

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走吧

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我們去看日光房

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這是日光房,有個房間

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還有陽光

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聽著,我剛才在那裡真的聽到聲音了

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- 沒錯
- 沒有

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你看,什麼都沒有

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什麼都沒有!

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請看這間殖民時期風格的浴室

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好漂亮

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好,我們繼續看
從這個原裝的窗戶出去

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但這裡是二樓啊

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那試著別落在景色優美的花園裡

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我才不要從窗戶跳下去

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到底是什麼持續發出這種聲音?

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- 鬼籃子
- 珍娜!

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這房子裡有個鬼籃子

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我必須警告你,它不喜歡年輕人

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- 雨果?
- 是真的

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這棟房子因為那個鬼籃子在鬧鬼

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對不起,我之前應該跟你說的

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只是我真的很想賣掉這棟房子

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騙子...火燒褲子

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我們來搞清楚是怎麼回事吧

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不要開!

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- 這就是你們說的鬼籃子
- 你好,親愛的

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芮塔,什麼?

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等一下,你就是鬼籃子?

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對

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我賣這棟房子六週了

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但來的買家都被鬼籃子嚇跑

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原來一直是你在搞鬼!

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芮塔,你怎麼能這樣?

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過來!這是你的主意,對吧?

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我們不想搬走!

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把我們的屋子還來!

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我買

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- 真的?
- 對

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- 不行!
- 不行!

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把這兩個老婆婆趕走,我們就成交

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我的屁股

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錢在這裡,謝謝

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我成功了,我賣掉了!

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我是最厲...

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聽著,這無關私人恩怨

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我們知道,這只是你的工作

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她感覺是個好人

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叫那兩個老婆婆滾出我的草皮!

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看來不是

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- 起來吧,芮塔
- 謝謝,珍娜

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走吧,看來我們得走路去老婆婆之家

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你說什麼?

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我說我們必須用走的!

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烤豆子就好,親愛的

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再見

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等一下

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你們這輩子

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就聽我這麼一次吧

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擁有房子的感覺真好

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糟糕,是鬼手推車

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我該怎麼辦?

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滾出去!

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是,當然了

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我最好滾出這裡,永遠別再回來

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因為這絕對是一架鬼手推車

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而不是兩個老...

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- 你好,親愛的
- 你好,親愛的

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老婆婆?

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我們忘記帶走傑瑞米了,真抱歉

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我們不會再煩你了

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但如果你們在這裡

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那就表示這真的是一架...

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鬼手推車!

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- 萬歲!
- 萬歲!

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- 成功嗎?
- 成功了!

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謝謝你,年輕人

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不客氣

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但聽著,我不能每次都這麼做

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(吉屋出售)

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