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- 媽媽!
- 媽媽!

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- 爸爸!
- 爸爸!

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- 賓果!
- 賓果!

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布魯伊!

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《布魯伊》

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- 是你!
- 我沒有!

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- 你有!
- 我沒有!

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- 是你!
- 嘿,怎麼了?

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- 爸爸當著我的面放屁
- 我沒有

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班迪,那可不行喔

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但我沒有那樣做!
為什麼沒有人相信我?

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因為你是放屁大王

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- 我知道如何解決這個問題
- 對,揍他!

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什麼?不,家庭會議

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布魯伊的這一集叫「家庭會議」

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是時候付出代價了,放屁大王

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對不起,我剛把我的捲發器放回去了

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好吧,有三個規則

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一次只能一個人說話

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說到爸爸的時候
大家都要說「放屁」

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說我放了屁可太武斷了

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最重要的是,大家都要說實話

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好的,你來說

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我們說「爸爸放屁」
還是「爸爸放了屁」?

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- 武斷地說
- 都可以

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說「他在烤布朗尼」可以嗎?

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- 武斷地說
- 夠了

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「武斷」是什麼意思?

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就是指你們都可以講自己的理由

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然後由我判斷誰說的是真話

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- 好嗎?
- 好的,法官大人

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我喜歡,第四條規則

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大家都得叫我「法官大人」
好的, 布魯伊,你先

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是的,法官大人

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這一切都發生在今天早上

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媽媽,這是睡著了的你
這是我

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爸爸在哪裡?

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- 這裡
- 嘿!法官大人!

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我允許

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所以我就在這裡,在做什麼

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爸爸從床上下來,轉過身去

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在我面前放屁

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好了,我已經知道了

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- 嘿,等一下!
- 輪到你陳述了

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- 快一點
- 把東西給我,聽著

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媽媽在這裡睡覺
像往常一樣看起來很漂亮

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- 這...
- 嘿!

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你想讓媽媽更喜歡你

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我起身,下樓,
然後捲入了這個爛攤子

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- 嘿!
- 什麼?

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你沒說你放屁的那部分

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非常武斷

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這聽起來不像是我會做的事

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很像!

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什麼?

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- 嘿,賓果,拉我的手指
- 好的

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- 賓果,不要!
- 賓果,不要!

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好吧,但是在今天早上

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我沒有烤布朗尼

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我有一個主意

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這是你昨天早餐吃的嗎?

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- 小麥吐司加烤豆子?
- 是的

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賓果,吃這一頓能放多少屁?

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- 很多
- 謝謝

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然後你的午餐吃了什麼,希勒先生?

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一些...泡菜?

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- 什麼?
- 泡菜

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賓果,能放多少屁

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我們在印第家裡吃了晚飯,對嗎?

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- 是的
- 你能告訴我們你吃了什麼嗎?

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我覺得我沒吃什麼

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- 希勒先生!
- 好吧,我吃了素食堅果烤肉

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- 哦,天啊
- 還要別的嗎?

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- 想不到了
- 真的嗎?

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在回家的路上,
在加油站沒吃什麼嗎?

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可能裝在這個托盤裡嗎?

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也許我吃了個餡餅

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哦,班迪

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好吧,我只吃了烤堅果!

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賓果,現在會放多少屁呢?

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能放最多了

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聽起來你準備好放屁了

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我選擇吃什麼又不是在做試驗

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賓果,今天早上

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你看到爸爸對著我臉放屁了嗎?

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- 我看到了
- 噢,什麼?

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- 賓果,你根本不在那裡!
- 我在

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謝謝你,賓果,你可以走了

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這是棒棒糖

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- 嘿,法官大人!
- 賓果

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你為了拿到棒棒糖而選擇撒謊嗎?

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- 對
- 給我

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每個人都忘記那部分

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布魯伊,這對你的案件沒有幫助

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記住,說出真相會讓你感到自由

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好的,媽媽

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我想傳召...媽媽

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我?

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希勒太太,今天早上

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你沒聽我放屁,是嗎?

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- 沒有
- 我們再重複一遍

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你沒聽到我放屁

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- 因為她在睡覺
- 是的

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我沒有睡著,我在打瞌睡

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我聽說你起身移動床頭櫃

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- 什麼?
- 真的嗎?

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說說這張床頭櫃吧

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沒有別的的問題了,法官大人

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你現在可以走了

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爸爸晚上在床頭櫃上給平板電腦充電

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有時他起床時把它打翻

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他必須移動桌子才能拿到它

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它會發出這種可怕的刮擦聲...

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哦,那真吵!

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他沒有動桌子!那聲音是放屁聲

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班迪!

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也許我們應該聽到那個傢伙要說什麼

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哪個傢伙?

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他要跑了!

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捉住他,孩子們!

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你永遠捉不到我的!

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自由!

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放開我!

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你還有什麼想說的嗎?

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- 誰聞到了它,誰處理了它?
- 希勒先生!

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好,我放屁了

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在你孩子的臉上

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她的臉和我的屁股一樣高
很難不放在那裡

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我應該能處理

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說得像你沒烤過奇怪的布朗尼一樣

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- 班迪!
- 那可能是我

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我判你

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和被告和她妹妹玩一小時騎馬遊戲

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- 萬歲!
- 萬歲!

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看到了嗎,布魯伊?
說出真相會讓你感到自由

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讓我們測試一下,好嗎?

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- 我有最後一個問題
- 好的

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真相會讓某人感到自由

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布魯伊,今天早上你我屁股的位置

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做什麼?

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布魯伊?

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好吧,我在平板電腦上玩電腦遊戲

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即使媽媽說

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你要到週末

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- 才能玩電腦遊戲?
- 對

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布魯伊克 里斯汀希勒!

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我判你們兩個都和妹妹玩騎馬遊戲

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- 上馬,賓果
- 萬歲!

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嘿!

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對不起,爸爸

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對不起,布魯伊

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好的,家庭會議結束,大家都出去

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來吧,快點

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為什麼要這麼快離開?

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- 是的,有什麼好急的?
- 來吧,出去

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- 等等,那是什麼味道?
- 那是什麼味道?

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出去,快點

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- 媽媽放屁了!
- 媽媽放屁了!