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- 媽媽
- 媽媽

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- 爸爸
- 爸爸

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- 賓果
- 賓果

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布魯伊

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《布魯伊》

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- 你有
- 我無

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- 有
- 你們在吵什麼?

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- 爸爸對著我的臉放屁
- 我無

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班迪,這也太離譜

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我無,為什麼無人相信我?

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因為你是臭屁王

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- 我知道該怎樣解決
- 打他

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什麼?不是,開家庭會議

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本集《布魯伊》主題為《家庭會議》

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臭屁王,你報應來了

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抱歉遲到,我要捲髮卷

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先約法三章

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每次只准一人發言

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用「屁」代稱爸爸的屁

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只是單方面指控

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最重要一點,不能說謊

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你講

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該說「爸爸放屁」還是「爸爸的屁」

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- 只是一面之辭
- 都不是

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那「排氣」?

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- 只是單方面指控
- 夠了

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什麼是「單方面指控」?

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意思是你們雙方各自陳述

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再由我裁斷哪一方在說真話

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- 明白?
- 明白,法官大人

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真動聽,追加一條規矩

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大家叫我「法官大人」,布魯伊先

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好,法官大人

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是今早的事

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當時你還在睡覺,我在這裡

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爸爸呢?

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- 他在這裡
- 法官大人

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我批准

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當時我在這裡,做某些事

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爸爸下床轉身

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對著我的臉放屁

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好,我明白了

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- 喂,等等
- 到你講

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- 長話短說
- 公仔給我,大家看

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當時媽媽在睡覺,一如以往地動人

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- 你真是
- 喂

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你在討好媽媽

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我起床下樓,便被捲入這場鬧劇

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- 喂
- 有問題?

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你忽略了放屁的事

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單方面忽略

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放屁不似我的作風

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根本是

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什麼?

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- 賓果,拉拉我手指
- 好

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- 賓果,不要
- 賓果,不要

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也對,但今天早上

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我沒有排氣

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我有個主意

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你昨天早餐是吃這些嗎?

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- 全麥多士配焗豆
- 是

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賓果,這餐的放屁指數如何?

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- 高
- 謝謝

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曉勒先生,請問你午餐吃了什麼?

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吃了一點德國酸菜

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- 聽不清楚
- 德國酸菜

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賓果,放屁指數有幾高?

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晚餐我們去了因迪家吧?

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- 對
- 可以告訴大家你吃了什麼嗎?

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我吃得不多

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- 曉勒先生
- 好吧,我吃了堅果素批

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- 不得了
- 還有嗎?

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- 應該沒有
- 真的?

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回家經過油站都沒有?

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用這個膠盤裝的食物

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好吧,我吃了個批

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班迪

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我只是吃了堅果批

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賓果,放屁指數怎樣?

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升至頂點

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隨時會放屁

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我的飲食選擇不該受到審判

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賓果,今天早上

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你見到爸爸對著我的臉放屁嗎?

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- 見到
- 什麼?

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- 賓果,你根本不在場
- 我在

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謝謝賓果,你可以離席了

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棒棒糖給你

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- 法官大人
- 賓果

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你為了得到棒棒糖而說謊?

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- 是
- 給我

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大家忘了剛才的證詞

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布魯伊,這樣對你的訴訟無幫助

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記住,真相會還你自由

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明白

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我想傳召...媽媽

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我?

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曉勒太太,今天早上

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你沒有聽到我放屁吧?

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- 是
- 重覆一次

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你沒有聽到我放屁

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- 因為她在睡覺
- 是

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也不算睡覺,只是半夢半醒

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我聽到你起床,移動床頭櫃

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- 什麼?
- 真的?

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請講講床頭櫃的事

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法官大人,我無問題了

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你可以離席了,請

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爸爸的平板電腦晚上在床頭櫃充電

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間中起床時會撞倒它

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需要移開床頭櫃撿回

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會發出難聽的刮擦聲

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受不了

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他今早沒有移開床頭櫃,那是放屁聲

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班迪

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或者我們該聽他的說法

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誰?

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他逃跑了

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抓住他

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不會被你們捉到

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自由

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下來

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你有話要說嗎?

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- 聞者自負?
- 曉勒先生

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好吧,我有放屁

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而且對著你女兒的臉

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很難避免,高度剛好對著我屁股

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我避免到

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說得你從不排氣

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- 班迪
- 那受害人可能是我

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我判你一小時服務令

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與被告及其妹妹玩騎馬馬

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- 萬歲
- 萬歲

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布魯伊看,真相會還你自由

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再驗證一下吧?

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- 我還有最後一個問題
- 問吧

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真相會還某一方自由

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布魯伊,你今早在我背後

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做什麼?

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布魯伊

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好吧,我在用平板電腦玩遊戲

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明明媽媽說過

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不准你玩電腦遊戲

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- 直至週末
- 是

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布魯伊基絲汀曉勒

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我判你二人都要執行騎馬馬服務

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- 賓果,準備騎馬
- 萬歲

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喂

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爸爸,對不起

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布魯伊,對不起

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家庭會議結束,所有人離場

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快點

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為什麼要趕著離開?

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- 有什麼好急?
- 快點

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- 等等,什麼氣味?
- 什麼氣味?

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快出去

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- 媽媽放屁
- 媽媽放屁

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