Mum!
Dad!
Bingo!
Bluey!
Now, put your weight onto your arms,
lean forward and raise that right leg off to the ground.
Oh, you got no chance, love.
- Hey! - Oh, look, it jiggles.
Kids, don't take photos
- of people's bottoms. - But we're holiday people.
It's the first time we've ever seen this bottom.
That's a good one.
I don't care. It's rude. Take photos of something else.
Okay, I'll take photos of leafs. Leafs are exciting.
Why is it rude to take photos of your bottom?
- It just is. - But it's just a bottom.
Just trust me, I've been on this planet longer than you.
- Okay. - If you're looking for
something to do, the dishwasher needs unpacking.
- Dad enters the room. - Dad, look at my leaf photos.
- Pretty cool leaves, Bingo. - Dad, can you bend over?
- Bluey! - What?
No chance, kid. I wasn't born yesterday.
- Huh? - You weren't born, what?
I wasn't born yesterday. It's a saying.
It means I've been around long enough to know
exposing my rear end to you isn't a good idea.
"Born yesterday."
Bingo, I've got an idea.
Is it about unpacking the dishwasher?
No. Dad, can you pretend you actually were born yesterday?
- Yeah. - Oh, man.
Is it too late to bend over?
This episode of Bluey's called "Born Yesterday."
- Ready, and born yesterday! - Ready, and born yesterday!
- Oh. - Hurray!
Wow! My second day on the planet.
Look at all this. It's amazing.
And look at this little blue thing.
- Oh, and a red thing. - Hi.
Aah! It makes noises, amazing.
- Who are you calling "it"? - We have names.
Oh, I'm sorry. I was born yesterday.
I don't know what a name is.
- Something you call something. - Like, my name is Bluey.
- And mine's Bingo. - Bluey? Bingo?
- Yes. - Can I have a name?
- You already got one. - It's Bandit.
Bandit. I like it. Oh, look at that.
This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
- It's just a stool. - Hello, stool.
My name is Bandit.
- Stools can't talk. - Stools can't talk.
- Really? Why? - They're not alive.
- Alive? - Yes.
- Alive? - No, that's not alive.
- Oh, is it? - That's called food.
You put it in your mouth.
Why would I put it in my...
Ahh, I feel like a new dog.
- I like food. - Thanks for the update.
And stools can't talk.
Kids, what have you done to your dad?
- He was born yesterday. - He doesn't know anything.
- Are you alive? - Yoohoo. Hi, I'm your wife.
- My wife? - Yes. And if you want me
to stay your wife, you'll learn about dishwashers.
Dishwasher. Wife. Wow. There's just so much to learn.
Whoa!
This is outside.
You got some grass and some wood.
- A fence. - Aah! Look out!
- What is it? - What is it?
There's a giant fireball in the big blue thing.
That's the Sun. It's meant to be there.
And the big blue thing is the sky.
Oh, phew.
- This is a swing. - Push me!
- Swing! - No, the other way!
Oh, okay. Swing.
- No! - No!
- This way. - Oh, swing.
This is--
So this is our street. You've got some cars and, ooh, a bird.
- Rubbish. - Don't worry about the Sun.
It's meant to be there.
- Oh, okay. - Oh, come on, Bandit.
- Keep walking. - I have a wife.
Okay, Bandit, probably don't say things about the sun
- to people at bus stops. - Yeah.
- Why? - Uh, it's hard to explain.
Okay, I want food!
♪ Yeah, I got the steak and bacon ♪
- Food! - Oh, hi, Ban Oy!
- Aah! Dad, no! - Aah! Dad, no!
- That's my pie! - Dad! Stop!
- Give me that. - Stop it!
- Here! - Food!
- Aw, he ate all the sauce. - Sorry, Lucky's dad.
- He was born yesterday. - Yeah, I'll say.
I can't hold him!
- Run, Lucky's dad! - But I'm going that way!
- Food! - Just go!
- Whoa! - Aw. Bye, food.
Ugh. You can't just take people's food.
- Why? - Because it doesn't belong to you.
- Belong? - Yeah.
Like everyone's stuff isn't everyone's, you know.
- Everyone? - Look, just don't take
people's food and don't talk about the Sun, okay?
- You have to just trust us. - Why?
Well, because. We've been on this planet longer than you.
That's true. I was only born yesterday.
- G'day, Bandit. - I have nothing to say
about the Sun to you.
Uh, great.
- Wow. Name. - Oh, that's called a...
Wait, Bingo. It just makes trouble when we tell him
what things are called.
Why don't we let him enjoy just looking at things today?
Yeah, we can teach him names later.
- Name? - It doesn't matter. Just look.
Alive.
Hello, stool.
It's okay, Dad. You can stop playing "born yesterday."
- Oh, you sure? - Yeah, it was fun.
Yeah, real fun. Thanks.
No worries. I enjoyed it. I feel like a new dog.
Bingo, can you help me unpack the dishwasher?
Sure.
Oh, good on you kids.
- Uh, kids? - Yeah?
Has your dad stopped playing "born yesterday"?
- Yeah. - Okay, just checking.