1 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:08,383 {\an8}妈咪 2 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:14,180 {\an8}爸比 3 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:19,853 {\an8}宾果 4 00:00:24,774 --> 00:00:25,692 布鲁伊 5 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:29,195 早茶搞定了 6 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:30,989 现在就差把晚上吃的塞进慢炖锅了 7 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:33,867 {\an8}妈咪 我找不到我那心形发箍了 8 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,036 {\an8}- 你现在戴着的就是 亲爱的 - 哦 9 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,662 嘿 宝贝儿 这得要你签字 10 00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:39,581 - 好 - 好了 咱们走吧 宾果 11 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:41,166 {\an8}妈咪 12 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,334 唉 是玛奇 等一下 布鲁伊 我有点工作上的事 13 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:47,380 喂 玛奇啊 抽屉里没有吗? 14 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,467 {\an8}珍妮怎么会拿你订书器呢 在那儿呢 15 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,677 {\an8}- 谢谢 - 嗯 16 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:54,137 找我干嘛来着 亲爱的? 17 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:55,889 可以陪我玩扮司机的游戏吗? 18 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,266 哦 布鲁伊 我现在有点忙 19 00:00:58,266 --> 00:01:01,061 {\an8}- 一会儿再玩行么? - 好的 没关系 20 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,813 你想多了 玛奇 她不是看你不顺眼 21 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:06,483 抱歉 布鲁伊 我现在抽不开身 不能陪你 22 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,568 妈妈得先忙别的 可以吗? 23 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:09,986 没关系 我理解的 24 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:15,200 玛奇 先拿回形针凑合一下 25 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,243 我得先挂了 五分钟后你再打过来吧 26 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,496 布鲁伊 我腾出了5分钟 27 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:20,622 咱们玩儿扮司机的游戏吧 28 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:21,998 真的? 29 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:24,751 - 真的 - 耶 30 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,253 本集《布鲁伊》的主题为《扮司机》 31 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:33,343 开门 关门 哐 安全带 咔 32 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:36,137 现在拧钥匙 33 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:39,307 好了 这是刹车 这是油门 34 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:40,767 起步 35 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:43,728 上路了 哦 注意减速带 36 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:45,563 慢点通过 37 00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:48,942 {\an8}哎呦 下雨了 38 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,568 {\an8}下得大不大? 39 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:51,861 {\an8}- 不大 - 好的 40 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:54,739 {\an8}那我把雨刮器调到“间歇〟刮动 嘟 41 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,076 {\an8}哦 有红灯 42 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:00,161 得等到绿灯再走 43 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,706 {\an8}还没变绿灯 44 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:05,917 {\an8}为什么不听听收音机呢? 45 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,418 {\an8}哦 对了 收音机 嘟 46 00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:10,130 刚才那首是他在巴洛克时期的代表作 47 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,382 下面请欣赏门德尔松的作品 48 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:17,720 {\an8}欢迎继续收听 B1A7动感街舞频道... 49 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,723 {\an8}芭蕉 弗利平 达特西 还有我 凯莉C 50 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:23,017 {\an8}- 将为大家带来... - 哦 绿灯了 51 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:27,564 呜 你开车是要去哪儿呢? 52 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,358 我就是随便兜兜风而已 嗨 53 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:33,444 好吧 呜 54 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:38,658 开着开着 55 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:41,744 唉 又是玛奇 56 00:02:41,744 --> 00:02:43,872 额 宝贝儿你玩儿够了吗? 57 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:46,291 额 是的 谢谢 妈咪 58 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:50,128 抱歉 布鲁伊 没让你尽兴 59 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:53,214 没关系 我自己 跟阿加莎玩茶话会的游戏就行 60 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:55,466 这样漫无目的地兜圈没什么意思 61 00:02:55,466 --> 00:02:57,844 要是咱们能有个目标就好了 62 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:01,472 比如 开车帮别人做点什么 63 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:02,724 嗯 64 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:08,771 - 对了 妈咪 等一下 - 嗯? 65 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:10,565 问问阿加莎要不要喝茶 66 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:12,609 哦 好的 67 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,444 要不要来杯茶 阿加莎? 68 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,738 - 好的 谢谢 - 喝吧 69 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,114 问问她要不要加奶 70 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:19,699 要奶吗 阿加莎? 71 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,659 - 不 - 哦 吓我一跳 72 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:25,163 不要牛奶 要杏仁奶 73 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:27,749 哦 抱歉 阿加莎 74 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,000 家里没有杏仁奶 75 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,045 - 那就赶紧去买啊 - 哦 天呐 76 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,922 咱们得跑一趟商店了 77 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:36,132 那咱们开车去吧? 78 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:38,009 好耶 79 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:41,304 额 玛奇 我5分钟后回给你好吗? 80 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:43,097 就5分钟 我保证 再见 81 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:45,725 你最好赶紧把杏仁奶买回来 82 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:49,812 我就给你5分钟 不然的话... 83 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:53,650 - 不然你就怎样? - 额 我就把你的窗帘当猫抓板挠 84 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,193 布鲁伊 快 85 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:56,986 - 快上车 - 好的 86 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:58,655 5分钟 我定时了 87 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,031 安全带 咔 88 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:01,950 别忘了 这是刹车 这个是... 89 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,826 - 出发 - 啊 90 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:06,996 {\an8}有减速带 慢点 布鲁伊 91 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:08,790 {\an8}没时间了 呜 92 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:11,542 吧嗒 前方是急转弯 快往左打轮 93 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,255 右转 94 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,798 上坡 95 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:23,263 越来越陡了 96 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,473 现在是下坡 97 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:28,309 {\an8}哦 下雨了 而且下得很大 98 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:30,311 {\an8}- 大到你都看不清路了 - 啊 99 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:32,438 {\an8}雨刮器调到最大档 100 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:36,818 {\an8}- 现在能看清了 - 商店到了 101 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:39,279 - 现在得找地方停车 - 还有3分钟 102 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,406 可以停在残疾人专用停车位吗? 103 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,741 - 不行 - 好吧 104 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:46,077 - 哇 - 吱 停好了 105 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,829 {\an8}哦 不 他们关门了 106 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:50,873 {\an8}看我的厉害 呜 107 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:53,668 {\an8}- 你是想直接把门撞开? - 没错 108 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:56,004 {\an8}- 这怎么行 - 现在说已经太晚了 109 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:59,882 {\an8}- 啊 - 哐 110 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:02,593 现在进来了 111 00:05:02,593 --> 00:05:05,013 - 快去拿杏仁奶 - 好的 112 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:06,848 别忘了给钱 113 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:09,058 好 那我把钱放地上吧 114 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:11,060 啊 店主来了 115 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,729 他看起来很火大 116 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:15,648 你都把车开进人家店里了 不生气才怪 117 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:18,026 可不这样阿加莎就会把窗帘挠成破布 118 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,652 啊 他过来了 快上车 119 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,156 等事情结束后 120 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,657 {\an8}你真得跟阿加莎好好谈谈了 121 00:05:26,617 --> 00:05:28,578 快把油门踩到底 122 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,455 不好 他开车追上来了 123 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,332 快把他甩掉 124 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,376 就剩1分钟了 时间一到阿加莎就要挠窗帘了 125 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,879 放点有激情的音乐 这样你也能开快点 126 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:38,796 好主意 嘟 127 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,468 {\an8}-机器人国度 - 呱呱 128 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:46,346 {\an8}不好 前面有只小鸭子 129 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,014 {\an8}还好躲开了 130 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,016 {\an8}- 可现在车却成了两轮着地了 - 啊 131 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,643 快 倚到这边 132 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:55,396 {\an8}还是没甩掉 133 00:05:55,396 --> 00:05:57,565 把杏仁奶洒到 挡风玻璃上 他就看不见了 134 00:05:57,565 --> 00:06:00,151 - 可那是给阿加莎的 - 额 135 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,694 你说她是不是真的会去挠窗帘? 136 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:03,696 当然 你当她是吓唬人呢 137 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,990 这样 留点给她 喝茶就行 剩下的都洒出去 138 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:08,076 好 139 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:11,662 他减速了 干得漂亮 布鲁伊 140 00:06:11,662 --> 00:06:14,624 {\an8}- 好耶 - 快 只剩下半分钟了 141 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:17,210 - 哦 不 - 居然赶上堵车了 142 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,921 {\an8}别担心 嘭 这车有飞行模式 143 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,964 {\an8}哇吼吼 144 00:06:21,964 --> 00:06:25,134 {\an8}你这飞行模式留到现在才用? 145 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,636 {\an8}是啊 下面的朋友 你好 146 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:28,930 分钟的时间到了 147 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:32,058 哇哦 快降落 148 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,559 快 149 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:35,937 - 安全带没解 - 哎呦 快解开 150 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:38,815 阿加莎 我们回来了 151 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:41,317 - 我们给你 哦 不 - 怎么了? 152 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:43,236 咱家窗帘现在可以当抹布用了 153 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,737 我说了5分钟就开挠 154 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:47,782 接下来需要我帮你一起收拾吗? 155 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,201 不用 玛奇还找你呢 你去接吧 156 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:58,584 - 谢谢你 布鲁伊 - 谢谢你 妈咪 157 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,880 - 好了 现在该干正事了 - 好了 现在该干正事了