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{\an8}媽媽

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{\an8}爸爸

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{\an8}賓果

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布魯伊

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早茶準備好了

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現在只要把晚上吃的塞進慢燉鍋就行

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{\an8}媽媽,我找不到我的心形髮箍了

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{\an8}- 你現在就戴著,親愛的
- 哦

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嘿,寶貝,你要簽字這個

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- 好
- 好了,我們走吧,賓果

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{\an8}媽媽

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唉,是梅格,等一下
布魯伊,我有點工作上的事

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喂,梅格啊,抽屜裏沒有嗎?

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{\an8}珍妮怎會拿你訂書器呢,在那邊呢

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{\an8}- 多謝
- 嗯

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找我做甚麼,親愛的?

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可以和我玩一起扮司機的遊戲嗎?

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哦,布魯伊,我現在有點事在忙

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{\an8}- 等一下再玩好嗎?
- 好的,沒關係

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你想多了,梅格,她不是看你不順眼

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抱歉,布魯伊
我現在忙不過身,不能陪你

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媽媽要先忙其他的,可以嗎?

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沒關係,我明白的

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梅格,先用迴紋針湊合一下

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我要先掛了,你五分鐘後打過來吧

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布魯伊,我空出了五分鐘

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我們來玩扮司機的遊戲吧

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真的嗎?

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- 真的啊
- 耶

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本集《布魯伊》的主題為《扮司機》

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開門,關門,砰,安全帶,啪

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現在轉動鑰匙

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好了,這是剎車而這個油門

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起步了

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上路了,哦,要小心減速帶

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慢一點通行

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{\an8}哎呀,雨天來了

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{\an8}雨下得大不大?

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{\an8}- 不是大雨
- 好的

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{\an8}那我把雨刮器調到間歇刮動,嗶

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{\an8}哦,紅燈了

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要等到綠燈再走

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{\an8}還沒有變綠燈

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{\an8}為甚麼不收聽收音機呢?

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{\an8}哦,對了,收音機,嗶

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剛才那首是他在巴洛克時期的成名作

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以下請欣賞孟德爾頌的作品

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{\an8}歡迎繼續收聽
動感街舞頻道B1A7...

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{\an8}芭蕉、弗利平
德特西,還有我,凱莉C

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{\an8}- 為大家帶來了...
- 哦,綠燈了

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嗚,你開車要去哪呢?

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我就是隨便遊車河風而已,嗨

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好的,嗚

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正在開車

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唉,又是梅格

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額,寶貝你玩夠了嗎?

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額,是的,謝謝,媽媽

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抱歉,布魯伊,沒要讓你玩得盡興

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沒關係,我自己
跟阿加莎玩茶會的遊戲就可以了

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這樣毫無目標地遊車河沒甚麼意思

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如果我們能有個目標就好了

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例如,開車幫別人做點甚麼

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嗯

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- 對了,媽媽,等一下
- 嗯?

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問一問阿加莎要不要喝茶

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哦,好啊

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要不要喝杯茶,阿加莎?

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- 好的,謝謝
- 喝吧

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問一問她要不要加奶

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需要奶嗎,阿加莎?

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- 不
- 哦,嚇我一下

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不要牛奶,我要杏仁奶

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哦,對不起,阿加莎

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家裡沒有杏仁奶了

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- 那就快點去買啊
- 哦,天啊

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我們要去商店了

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那我們開車去嗎?

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好啊

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額,梅格,我五分鐘後打給你好嗎?

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就五分鐘,我保證,再見

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你最好快點買杏仁奶回來

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我就給你五分鐘,不然的話...

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- 不然你會做甚麼?
- 不然我就拿你的窗簾當貓抓板撓

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布魯伊,快點

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- 快點上車
- 好的

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五分鐘,我定時了

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安全帶,啪

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不要忘了,這是剎車,而這個是...

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- 出發啦
- 啊

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{\an8}有減速帶,慢一點,布魯伊

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{\an8}不夠時間了,嗚

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吧嗒,前方有急轉彎
快向左轉方向盤

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向右轉

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上坡去

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變得越來越陡了

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現在是走下坡

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{\an8}哦,下雨了,還下得很大

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{\an8}- 大到路都看不清了
- 啊

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{\an8}把雨刮器調到最大檔

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{\an8}- 現在可以看清了
- 商店到了

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- 現在要找個地方停車
- 還有三分鐘

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殘疾人專用停車位可以停嗎?

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- 不可以
- 好吧

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- 嘩
- 吱,停靠好了

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{\an8}哦,不,他們已關門了

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{\an8}看怎樣做吧,嗚

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{\an8}- 你是想直接撞開門?
- 沒錯

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{\an8}- 怎麼可以這樣
- 現在說已經太晚了

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{\an8}- 啊
- 砰

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現在進到裡面了

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- 快去拿杏仁奶
- 好

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別忘了付錢

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好,那我把錢放到地上吧

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啊,店主回來了

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他看起來是要打我的樣子

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你都把車開進人家店裡了
怎麼可能不生氣

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但不這樣阿加莎就會把窗簾撓成破布

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啊,他走過來了,快上車

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等事情完結後

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{\an8}你真的要跟阿加莎好好談談了

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快踩油門到底

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不好,他開車追著我們了

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快甩掉他

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就剩一分鐘了
時間到的話阿加莎就要撓窗簾了

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放些有激情的音樂
這樣你也能開快點

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好主意,嗶

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{\an8}- 機器人的國度
- 呱呱

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{\an8}糟了,前面有隻小鴨

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{\an8}幸好躲開了

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{\an8}- 但現在車卻成了兩輪著地了
- 啊

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快,靠到這邊

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{\an8}還是沒有甩掉

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把杏仁奶灑到
擋風玻璃上,那他就看不到東西了

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- 但那是給阿加莎的
- 額

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你說她會不會真的去撓窗簾?

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當然,你以為她是嚇唬人呢

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這樣的話,留點給她
喝茶就可以,剩下的都灑出去

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好的

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他減速了,做得好,布魯伊

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{\an8}- 好耶
- 快,只剩下半分鐘的時間了

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- 哦,不
- 居然趕上塞車了

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{\an8}別擔心,砰,這車安裝了飛行模式

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{\an8}嘩吼吼

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{\an8}你現在才用這個飛行模式?

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{\an8}是啊,下方的朋友,你好

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五分鐘的時間到了

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嘩哦,快點降落

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快點

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- 安全帶沒有解開
- 哎呦,快點解開

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阿加莎,我們回到來了

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- 我們給你...哦,不
- 發生甚麼事了?

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我們家的窗簾現在可以當抹布用了

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我說了五分鐘就開撓

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接著需要我幫你一起收拾嗎?

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不用,梅格還在找你呢
你去接電話吧

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- 謝謝你,布魯伊
- 謝謝你,媽媽

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- 好了,現在要做正事了
- 好了,現在要做正事了