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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

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(CLAPS) Listen up!

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(INDISTINCT OFFICE CHATTER)

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Guys, it's payrolls tomorrow.

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Can we make sure

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we're not taking lunch

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off the desk, please.

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If the labor market somehow

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contrives to give us

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eight years of Trump,

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I don't know what I'll do.

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-Probably nothing.

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-(SNORTS)

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I've built

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an indicators monitor.

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Weekly jobless claims,

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credit card arrears,

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Google searches for vacancies,

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are all rolling over.

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Good edge.

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I'll circulate it.

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It's a finger in the air,

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-but definitely something.

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-I like it. Cool.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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ERIC TAO:

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Oh, hey, uh, HR's been in touch.

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They're having some issues

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with your Tier 2 visa.

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-I'm gonna look into it.

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-I can do that.

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No, let-- let me do it.

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Unless you wanna go home?

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Because I can arrange that.

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(TELEPHONE RINGING)

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DARIA GREENOCK: I know

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you're going to hate this.

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-Oh, please don't sing.

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-Oh, I wasn't going to.

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BOTH: (SINGING)

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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

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-(SLAMS DESK)

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-♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

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-♪ Happy birthday dear Harper ♪

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-♪ Dear Harpsichord ♪

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ALL:  ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

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-(CLAPPING, CHEERING)

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-GREG GRAYSON:  ♪ And many more ♪

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I can't look

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at a birthday candle

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without thinking

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about Robert Herrick.

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Nobody knows who that is.

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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-(TELEPHONES RING)

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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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ROBERT SPEARING: Who the fuck

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is Robert Herrick?

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Don't worry about your visa.

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You're the right kind

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of immigrant.

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Happy birthday.

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♪ ("SHADE" BY IAMDDB PLAYING

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OVER SPEAKERS) ♪

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GREG: We're living in an era

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of woke capitalism, right?

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I'm Nike. I pretend to care

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about Black people.

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You pretend to hate capitalism

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and buy my trainers.

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-"Nike-ee."

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-(CHUCKLES) Nike, but...

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So do you, like, pre-rehearse

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these little nuggets?

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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Oh, my gosh.

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-What is this  Blue Peter  thing?

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YASMIN KARA-HANANI: I was gonna

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give it to her at work,

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but I knew people like you

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would judge me.

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I would judge you,

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but I'm trying to be

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-less egocentric now.

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-Right.

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Everyone,

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this is the last of it.

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-Can I keep this

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for the wank bank?

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I actually wrote a paper on

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the moral case for capitalism.

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-GREG: That must've been short.

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-(ROBERT CHUCKLES)

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(SNORTS)

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birthday girl gets two. Enjoy.

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That's top tier ski wear,

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that is.

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-How many left?

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ROBERT: Uh... one.

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GREG: This is like

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that scene in  Notting Hill

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where they try and work out...

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ROBERT: What, with--

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with the brownies? Okay, well...

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Hey, so, I'm not trying

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to be a Luddite,

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and I know

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you'll hardly ever use it,

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but I think it's kinda nice

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to see the future

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in tiny little boxes.

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♪ Ooh, I think I like her

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Like her, like her... ♪

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GREG: All my friends

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are getting married!

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Okay, well, yeah, there you go.

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Who can argue with that?

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I know today's hard for you.

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I know you must be thinking

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about your brother.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES)

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It's personalized,

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so you better like it. (LAUGHS)

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-Can't return it, 'cause...

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-YASMIN: Yeah, it's yours now...

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HARPER STERN:

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You guys call this "seshing"?

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GREG: Uh, yeah,

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It's like, um...

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♪ ("BREATHE" BY CAMELPHAT

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AND CRISTOPH PLAYING) ♪

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-GREG: ...a session.

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-HARPER: Why?

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GREG: It's, like, as big

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a cultural touchstone

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as, I guess, anything.

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♪ I won't bend ♪

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♪ You're hurting so much... ♪

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GREG: ...and I-- I use that term

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in a nongendered way.

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Dude, I-- I get it. Thanks.

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GREG: Okay. Um.

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Enjoy the kitchen.

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I'll watch.

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My boyfriend's filled

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our apartment

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with these cheese plants.

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The brochure said

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we should name them.

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They pulled out names from a hat

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at his work.

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-Sorry if I'm interrupting.

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-Interrupting what?

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(GAS HISSING)

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-HARPER: It's an IPA.

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-(GREG GROANS)

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♪ You feel ♪

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-♪ No pain ♪

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♪ In the sweet surrender ♪

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♪ The light warms again ♪

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♪ You're hurting so much

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I need you to... ♪

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♪ ("CREEP" BY RIZBRA PLAYING) ♪

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YASMIN: Harper,

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I've booked us an Uber.

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ROBERT:

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Nah, we're gonna have one more.

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We've only got that

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student drive tomorrow.

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YASMIN: Are you sure, Harper?

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Nothing good ever happens

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past 2 a.m.

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Everything good

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happens past 2 a.m.

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This music sounds like

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a fucking car alarm.

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GREG:

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Yeah, Thatcher tried to ban it,

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so you're dancing on her grave.

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ROBERT: All right, yeah,

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can you come for one?

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Yeah, okay, no, two--

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Yeah, two's fine.

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Um, yeah, mate, same postcode.

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Can I have one K on tick?

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And a couple round ones?

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Ta. Cheers. See you in a bit.

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I'm changing the music.

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The tyranny of choice.

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Got Gus on the desk now,

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which is good.

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-So got a-- got a mate.

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-Great.

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It's nice to be working

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with him, you know?

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-Is it nice?

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-He gets me, and, uh--

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and he looks after me,

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and I look after him.

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Yasmin fucking offered me

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a place to live,

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and, like,

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that was really fucking cool.

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Like, she didn't have

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to do that.

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Is that a fucking joke,

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is that a joke?

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...about myself, you know, like,

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about myself. Like, I can...

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-Yeah.  Bonjour.

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-What do you do at work?

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-At my desk?

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-Mmm.

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Uh, they won't let me

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on the phones.

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(LAUGHS)

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I'm not taking it personally

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at the moment.

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-I'm just sort of going with it.

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Have you ever had K?

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Ket? Ketamine?

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It sort of makes you feel

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a little bit legless,

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a little bit wobbly.

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I mean, you've never

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had any before so, like...

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new perspective--

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To be honest,

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I literally can't see anything.

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ROBERT: Got to do it in style.

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If it's your debut,

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it's your first time--

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HARPER: (LAUGHS) You look like

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fucking Elton John.

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-(HARPER SNIFFS)

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-(BOTH LAUGHING)

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-We're like different people.

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-Who are you talking about?

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I hope you're overwhelmed.

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-HARPER: Yeah, like--

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-I'm just saying,

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I'd be overwhelmed.

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-You don't wanna talk about it!

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-Yeah, man, I'm just, um...

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-No, not really.

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-ROBERT: I get it.

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Goldman Sachs?

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It's Robert Spearing.

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That's what I'm saying,

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bro, like...

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-ROBERT: I mean--

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-Honestly?

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-Yes!

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-Fifty fucking thousand quid.

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-(GRUNTS)

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-I'll have five cents.

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I don't know, my friends are,

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like, cool and nice, whatever.

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-I mean, I'm just so focused...

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-ROBERT:  I'm with you there.

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-...on work right now, like...

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-ROBERT:  Me too.

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♪ ("UNDER YOUR SPELL"

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BY DESIRE PLAYING) ♪

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♪ I don't eat

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I don't sleep ♪

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♪ I do nothing

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But think of you ♪

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♪ I don't eat

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I don't sleep ♪

287
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♪ I do nothing

288
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But think of you ♪

289
00:07:21,020 --> 00:07:22,980
(HARPER LAUGHS)

290
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♪ You keep me under your spell

291
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You keep me under your spell ♪

292
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♪ You keep me under your spell ♪

293
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(ROBERT SNIFFS)

294
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♪ ("SPACE DUST"

295
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BY LOUIS VI PLAYING) ♪

296
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(ROBERT SNORTING)

297
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(ROBERT SIGHS)

298
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(LAUGHS)

299
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(EXHALES)

300
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♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

301
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ROBERT: Uh, stop. No, stop.

302
00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:47,480
-I'm sorry.

303
00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:47,980
-It's fine.

304
00:08:48,020 --> 00:08:49,000
No, I'm sorry.

305
00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000
You know...

306
00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,367
-You can tell I want to--

307
00:08:57,407 --> 00:08:58,067
-It's fine.

308
00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000
It's not a good idea anyway.

309
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,000
You know, it's just...

310
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,980
with me and Yasmin,

311
00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:10,425
with-- with whatever's...

312
00:09:10,465 --> 00:09:12,000
happening there.

313
00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,129
I didn't know that

314
00:09:16,169 --> 00:09:18,000
anything was happening there.

315
00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,008
-♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

316
00:09:20,048 --> 00:09:20,980
-(CAR ENGINE REVVING)

317
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COLETTE STERN: (IN VOICEMAIL)

318
00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:22,980
Dad and I really hope

319
00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:24,232
you're going to make it back

320
00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:24,980
for Thanksgiving.

321
00:09:25,020 --> 00:09:26,355
Oh, I saw on Instagram that

322
00:09:26,395 --> 00:09:28,315
Todd's got rid of his little ho.

323
00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,647
I'm not saying reach out,

324
00:09:30,687 --> 00:09:31,980
but maybe reach out.

325
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Okay, bye.

326
00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:36,000
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

327
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,980
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

328
00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,980
(TELEPHONE RINGS)

329
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ERIC:

330
00:09:49,325 --> 00:09:50,980
People are missing the move.

331
00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:51,834
RISHI RAMDANI: Gregory,

332
00:09:51,874 --> 00:09:52,980
you smell like a brewery, mate.

333
00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:54,980
GREG: No, I think that's Robert.

334
00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:55,605
RISHI: Robert,

335
00:09:55,645 --> 00:09:56,980
you smell like a brewery, mate.

336
00:09:57,020 --> 00:09:57,757
-ROBERT: I think it's Greg.

337
00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:57,980
-(BEEPS)

338
00:09:58,020 --> 00:09:59,404
DUNCAN HIXE:  Harper, it's

339
00:09:59,444 --> 00:10:00,980
Duncan Hixe in middle office.

340
00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:01,379
Can you call me

341
00:10:01,419 --> 00:10:01,980
as soon as you get this

342
00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:03,039
in order to discuss

343
00:10:03,079 --> 00:10:03,980
something urgent?

344
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:04,826
ERIC: The market

345
00:10:04,866 --> 00:10:05,980
is backstopped like...

346
00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:07,980
Harper, you coming?

347
00:10:08,020 --> 00:10:09,261
DARIA: But you can't go

348
00:10:09,301 --> 00:10:09,980
to the drive.

349
00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:11,457
Harper, you can't represent us

350
00:10:11,497 --> 00:10:13,357
like this... in this condition.

351
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,980
(TELEPHONES RINGING)

352
00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:18,055
It was a chance to represent

353
00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:19,980
the firm in front of Sara.

354
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:22,032
Remember, this place is bigger

355
00:10:22,072 --> 00:10:22,980
than one desk.

356
00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:24,303
I mean, I want to,

357
00:10:24,343 --> 00:10:25,980
but that's on tomorrow.

358
00:10:26,020 --> 00:10:27,698
-(INDISTINCT OFFICE CHATTER)

359
00:10:27,738 --> 00:10:28,980
-(TELEPHONES RINGING)

360
00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:31,000
Yeah, wing it.

361
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:35,953
At minimum... (SIGHS)

362
00:10:35,993 --> 00:10:36,980
...find a replacement.

363
00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:38,431
-And please, take a shower.

364
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,211
-(ERIC SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

365
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,000
ERIC: He's so bear-ish.

366
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:44,869
HARPER: It'll be good

367
00:10:44,909 --> 00:10:45,980
for your internal profile.

368
00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,980
They're, like, a component of

369
00:10:48,020 --> 00:10:49,980
the 360s they do pre-RIF day.

370
00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:50,980
What is it?

371
00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:52,212
It's like a corporate spiel

372
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,272
for college kids.

373
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,513
Yas, go. It's not like

374
00:10:55,553 --> 00:10:56,980
you're on the phones,

375
00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:58,580
and you're a great advert

376
00:10:58,620 --> 00:11:00,000
for the firm. (GRUNTS)

377
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:01,980
Or maybe you could go, Tash?

378
00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:02,639
Actually,

379
00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:05,000
that would require you to speak.

380
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,000
I love you. I love my gift.

381
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,277
You weren't in your room

382
00:11:14,317 --> 00:11:14,980
this morning.

383
00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:17,000
Yeah, Rob kept me up. (CHUCKLES)

384
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,980
(SUCKS TEETH)

385
00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:21,980
Fine. But I've booked us spin.

386
00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:23,257
And I've already paid

387
00:11:23,297 --> 00:11:24,017
for you, so.

388
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,547
There's a pungent smell

389
00:11:26,587 --> 00:11:27,980
of wine in this area,

390
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,580
which hitherto was absent.

391
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,229
On your bike, Yas.

392
00:11:38,269 --> 00:11:40,000
Sell the firm.

393
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000
(KENNY PANTING)

394
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,000
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

395
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,000
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

396
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,087
KENNY KILBANE:

397
00:11:53,127 --> 00:11:54,980
Come on, Kenny. (GRUNTS)

398
00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:55,387
ALIX STEEL: (ON TV)

399
00:11:55,427 --> 00:11:55,980
This is  Bloomberg Daybreak.

400
00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:56,818
I'm Alix Steel.

401
00:11:56,858 --> 00:11:57,980
It is 7:30 a.m. on...

402
00:11:58,020 --> 00:11:58,557
-HARPER: Duncan?

403
00:11:58,597 --> 00:11:59,317
-BOTH: Yeah?

404
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,578
STEEL:  ...reports the worst

405
00:12:00,618 --> 00:12:00,980
month since 2013...

406
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:01,735
-Harper.

407
00:12:01,775 --> 00:12:04,000
-Ah! The elusive Harper.

408
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,028
Hi, sorry, sorry, crazy morning.

409
00:12:07,068 --> 00:12:07,980
How can I help?

410
00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,612
Forwarded you a time stamp

411
00:12:09,652 --> 00:12:10,980
on a mismatched trade.

412
00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:11,985
-Allerton Capital.

413
00:12:12,025 --> 00:12:12,980
-What's the issue?

414
00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:14,691
There's a discrepancy

415
00:12:14,731 --> 00:12:15,980
on the notional.

416
00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:17,701
Graduates have done this before,

417
00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:18,980
so I just need to check.

418
00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:20,842
Did you buy the right currency?

419
00:12:20,882 --> 00:12:21,980
You booked 50 quid,

420
00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:23,457
Allerton are confirming

421
00:12:23,497 --> 00:12:25,000
50 dollars. Which is it?

422
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,980
Sterling. Uh, quid.

423
00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:30,698
Allerton's confirmation says

424
00:12:30,738 --> 00:12:32,000
it's a dollar amount.

425
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,260
It definitely wasn't.

426
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:37,492
DUNCAN: Call the client.

427
00:12:37,532 --> 00:12:37,980
I'm sure he'll rectify.

428
00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:39,980
It's probably their mistake.

429
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,224
If it's yours,

430
00:12:41,264 --> 00:12:42,980
I need to know ASAP.

431
00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:44,488
Do I need to tell my manager?

432
00:12:44,528 --> 00:12:45,980
Is this, uh, a serious issue?

433
00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:47,980
Absolutely you should.

434
00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:48,439
Not telling him

435
00:12:48,479 --> 00:12:49,559
is not acceptable.

436
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,500
Okay. I'll-- I'll fix it.

437
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:56,403
RISHI: Listen,

438
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:56,980
if anyone wants me,

439
00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:58,279
fucking I.M. me.

440
00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,000
Stop ringing my line!

441
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,058
ERIC: No, exactly.

442
00:13:02,098 --> 00:13:03,980
I was just going to flag that...

443
00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:04,322
RISHI:

444
00:13:04,362 --> 00:13:05,980
I'm not gonna hold your hand.

445
00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:08,010
Contrary to popular belief,

446
00:13:08,050 --> 00:13:08,980
I am not God!

447
00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:10,076
ERIC: A load of our economists

448
00:13:10,116 --> 00:13:10,980
clamoring over each other

449
00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:11,529
to be wrong

450
00:13:11,569 --> 00:13:12,980
on the direction of Europe...

451
00:13:13,020 --> 00:13:15,053
-ASSISTANT:  Allerton Capital.

452
00:13:15,093 --> 00:13:16,980
-It's Harper from Pierpoint.

453
00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:18,336
Um, I was hoping to speak

454
00:13:18,376 --> 00:13:18,980
with Aubrey.

455
00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:20,505
-ASSISTANT:  Putting you through.

456
00:13:20,545 --> 00:13:21,980
-AUBREY LEWIS:  Aubrey speaking.

457
00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:23,552
How is your wife coping

458
00:13:23,592 --> 00:13:24,980
with the sleep apnea?

459
00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:25,572
AUBREY:  It's less about

460
00:13:25,612 --> 00:13:26,632
how she's coping,

461
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:27,980
more about how I'm coping.

462
00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:30,000
(CHUCKLES)

463
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:32,858
Just checking,

464
00:13:32,898 --> 00:13:33,980
you got my Bloomie

465
00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:34,980
with our NFP preview?

466
00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:36,701
Yeah, I don't really read those,

467
00:13:36,741 --> 00:13:37,980
but appreciate the flag.

468
00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:39,880
Sure. Um, while I have you,

469
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,980
that cable ticket that we did,

470
00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:43,825
middle office is saying

471
00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,980
that you booked 50 dollars.

472
00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:46,190
AUBREY:

473
00:13:46,230 --> 00:13:46,980
Well, that's because I did.

474
00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:49,980
♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

475
00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:52,980
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

476
00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:55,000
No, you booked 50 sterling.

477
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:56,980
AUBREY:  Are we seriously

478
00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:57,980
having this conversation?

479
00:13:58,020 --> 00:13:58,624
We can pull the tapes

480
00:13:58,664 --> 00:13:58,980
on the trade

481
00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,980
and listen to the audio,

482
00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:02,072
but it would mark a first

483
00:14:02,112 --> 00:14:02,980
in my 20-year career.

484
00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:03,894
Does Daria know

485
00:14:03,934 --> 00:14:05,014
you're calling me?

486
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,522
I-- I'm really sorry.

487
00:14:09,562 --> 00:14:10,980
This is clearly a...

488
00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:12,065
brain fry. Um,

489
00:14:12,105 --> 00:14:14,000
I must have misbooked it.

490
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:15,629
C-- Could you amend it

491
00:14:15,669 --> 00:14:15,980
on your end?

492
00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:16,194
AUBREY:

493
00:14:16,234 --> 00:14:16,980
With the rate where it is?

494
00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:18,695
Why would I eat that for you?

495
00:14:18,735 --> 00:14:20,055
I'm no philanthropist.

496
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000
Is that all?

497
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:23,980
Um... Aubrey, I--

498
00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:24,980
-I'm sure that we can--

499
00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:25,980
-AUBREY:  No, I'm sure.

500
00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:26,858
I'm willing to lay

501
00:14:26,898 --> 00:14:27,980
this ridiculous request

502
00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:28,671
at the feet

503
00:14:28,711 --> 00:14:29,980
of your inexperience,

504
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:30,987
but if you push me on this,

505
00:14:31,027 --> 00:14:31,980
it will legitimately damage

506
00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:32,843
my relationship

507
00:14:32,883 --> 00:14:33,980
with your superiors,

508
00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:35,378
and then you'll have

509
00:14:35,418 --> 00:14:37,000
a real problem. Thanks.

510
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,519
Rish, where's street

511
00:14:40,559 --> 00:14:42,980
on the NFP print at 1:30 please?

512
00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:44,759
Uh, consensus is plus 250.

513
00:14:44,799 --> 00:14:46,000
We're at plus 150.

514
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,006
Cassandra, you still think

515
00:14:48,046 --> 00:14:49,546
we're grinding to a halt?

516
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,980
Strong and black, just like me.

517
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,980
How late did you go last night?

518
00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:57,355
Sorry,

519
00:14:57,395 --> 00:14:59,000
I can't do this right now.

520
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,527
-Sure.

521
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,000
-Hey.

522
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

523
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,800
Do you have anything stronger?

524
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:13,980
(PLASTIC CRINKLES)

525
00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:18,000
Uh, globalization of trade is...

526
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:19,980
(WHISPERING) How many?

527
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,290
Take two and you'll feel

528
00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:22,980
like you're inventing Facebook.

529
00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:26,000
(OFFICE CHATTER CONTINUES)

530
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:33,000
(PLASTIC CRINKLES)

531
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:42,000
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

532
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

533
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,980
Duncan, client did buy 50 quid.

534
00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:00,023
He's refusing to amend it

535
00:16:00,063 --> 00:16:01,443
on his end. He's lying.

536
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:02,780
DUNCAN:  Ah. Okay.

537
00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:03,980
Well, let's pull the tapes.

538
00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:06,000
All voice trading's recorded.

539
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000
DARA: Oh, yeah.

540
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,980
Oh, I put in extraordinary...

541
00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:11,980
Is there another option?

542
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:12,730
DUNCAN:  No. Look,

543
00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:13,980
he shouldn't have run you over

544
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:15,980
just because you're young.

545
00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:17,333
Amend the trade in the system

546
00:16:17,373 --> 00:16:17,980
to 50 dollars,

547
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,980
and see what the loss is.

548
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,980
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

549
00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:22,251
DARA:

550
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:24,211
...flew them in on a helicopter.

551
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,826
Isn't that wild? (LAUGHS)

552
00:16:26,866 --> 00:16:29,000
Oh, no, no. I don't give a...

553
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,666
DUNCAN:  Okay,

554
00:16:30,706 --> 00:16:31,980
I imagine it's quite a hit,

555
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,687
but sell now and at least

556
00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:34,980
we've contained it.

557
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:37,116
-(INDISTINCT BACKGROUND CHATTER)

558
00:16:37,156 --> 00:16:39,000
-♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪

559
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000
DUNCAN:  Harper?

560
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000
Is it done? What does it say?

561
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:46,980
(DARIA GIGGLES)

562
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:48,980
It says it's all squared away.

563
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:49,631
DUNCAN:  Good.

564
00:16:49,671 --> 00:16:50,980
I was dreading the team meet.

565
00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:52,127
You-- we--

566
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:55,000
we were slow on this one.

567
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:56,980
When is your meet?

568
00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:58,770
DUNCAN:  1:30. Just after

569
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,000
nonfarm payrolls.

570
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,980
Now, you're sure it's done?

571
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,103
-HARPER: It's done.

572
00:17:05,143 --> 00:17:06,043
-DUNCAN:  Good.

573
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,980
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

574
00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:15,980
See, no two days are the same,

575
00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:16,958
'cause the market

576
00:17:16,998 --> 00:17:17,980
is always dynamic.

577
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:18,986
And here we're taught

578
00:17:19,026 --> 00:17:19,980
to think like owners.

579
00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:21,946
You manage to make it sound

580
00:17:21,986 --> 00:17:23,980
like a socialist enterprise.

581
00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,460
We're on a very aggressive

582
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,980
image rehabilitation drive,

583
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,986
so you might want to put

584
00:17:29,026 --> 00:17:30,000
your tie on.

585
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,080
ROBERT: Excuse me.

586
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,000
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

587
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,320
(YASMIN CLEARS THROAT)

588
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000
Don't ask.

589
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000
I can imagine.

590
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,680
What did you guys get up to?

591
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000
Ah, um...

592
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:11,394
Yeah,

593
00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:13,980
I really put her in the locker.

594
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:15,404
Yeah, well, now I'm having

595
00:18:15,444 --> 00:18:17,184
to deal with the fallout, so.

596
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,980
(LAUGHTER, CHATTER CONTINUES)

597
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,980
ROBERT: Photoshop.

598
00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:28,259
I doubt they've ever even been

599
00:18:28,299 --> 00:18:28,980
in the same room.

600
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:29,750
Look how much

601
00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:30,980
they like each other.

602
00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:32,000
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

603
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,420
It feels weird to be in

604
00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:41,000
a position of power here.

605
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:44,947
So, what are you

606
00:18:44,987 --> 00:18:46,007
gonna do with it?

607
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,364
-YASMIN: Hi!

608
00:18:53,404 --> 00:18:54,980
-STUDENTS: Hi!

609
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:56,612
-YASMIN: Nice to meet you.

610
00:18:56,652 --> 00:18:57,315
Having a good day? Hi.

611
00:18:57,355 --> 00:18:58,195
-STUDENTS: Hi.

612
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,200
HARPER:

613
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:18,980
All I know is I fucked up

614
00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:20,360
and the loss is at 50k

615
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:20,980
right now.

616
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:21,980
Why don't you just tell Eric?

617
00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:23,671
We have had two of the best

618
00:19:23,711 --> 00:19:24,980
P&L days of the year.

619
00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:25,988
I can't just put my hands up

620
00:19:26,028 --> 00:19:26,980
and say that I wiped it out.

621
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,980
ROBERT: Yeah, Eric will flip,

622
00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:30,390
but you risk your job

623
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:31,980
if you don't come clean.

624
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,187
HARPER: Why did you make me

625
00:19:33,227 --> 00:19:33,980
stay up all night?

626
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:34,616
(LAUGHS)

627
00:19:34,656 --> 00:19:37,000
I didn't make you do anything!

628
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,980
Look, you're his project.

629
00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:41,397
You're allowed

630
00:19:41,437 --> 00:19:41,980
to make one mistake.

631
00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:43,980
No, no, actually I'm not.

632
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:44,400
I'm not allowed

633
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:44,980
to make any mistakes.

634
00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:46,212
People like you are allowed

635
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:46,980
to make mistakes.

636
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,760
What the fuck does that mean?

637
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:49,980
Mistakes are a privilege.

638
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:52,025
(SCOFFS) Okay, yeah, well,

639
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,980
the loss is hypothetical.

640
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:56,253
-In the book? It's live, right?

641
00:19:56,293 --> 00:19:56,980
-Yeah. So?

642
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:57,908
ROBERT: Well, then,

643
00:19:57,948 --> 00:19:58,980
it's not crystallized.

644
00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:00,466
So, surely it can still swing

645
00:20:00,506 --> 00:20:01,980
to the upside or the downside?

646
00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:03,457
If the NFP's under 150k

647
00:20:03,497 --> 00:20:04,980
at 1:30 this afternoon--

648
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,980
That's a fucking punt.

649
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,080
No, there's less chance

650
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:08,980
of a Fed rate hike,

651
00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:09,980
which is bad for the dollar.

652
00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:11,004
Sterling surges against dollar,

653
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:11,980
and my loss is totally offset.

654
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:14,080
Look, just tell Eric, all right?

655
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,980
You're not thinking properly.

656
00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:17,820
The street's looking for 250k.

657
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,554
You don't know what the fuck

658
00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:18,980
you're talking about.

659
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:20,111
So why don't you stick

660
00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:20,980
to whatever it is

661
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,207
that you're good at,

662
00:20:22,247 --> 00:20:24,000
and I'll just-- I'll be fine.

663
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,735
If you wanna fucking talk

664
00:20:27,775 --> 00:20:29,980
about last night, talk about it.

665
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:30,525
Otherwise,

666
00:20:30,565 --> 00:20:32,185
let's just put a pin in it.

667
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,000
Dude... (SCOFFS) Please.

668
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,980
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

669
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:46,945
RISHI: I'm moving all kinds

670
00:20:46,985 --> 00:20:47,980
of size today. I am the flow.

671
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:49,958
GREG: Yeah, he who talks about

672
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,980
his conquests exaggerates them.

673
00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:52,760
CLEMENT COWAN:

674
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,980
This is the first time

675
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:54,634
I've been on the floor

676
00:20:54,674 --> 00:20:54,980
for the data

677
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,840
since the evangelists

678
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,000
invaded Iraq.

679
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,320
Normally have a lunch.

680
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000
Yours is incredibly antisocial.

681
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
Things slowing down then?

682
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:13,000
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

683
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:16,942
Published on the whispers

684
00:21:16,982 --> 00:21:17,980
about a new bubble in tech,

685
00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:19,220
interest for Kaspar.

686
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Rishi!

687
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,259
Happy to call Usman to run him

688
00:21:33,299 --> 00:21:33,980
through the note.

689
00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:34,279
CLEMENT:

690
00:21:34,319 --> 00:21:34,980
Won't be necessary.

691
00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:36,437
Kaspar tells me he's already

692
00:21:36,477 --> 00:21:38,277
opened a dialogue with Robert.

693
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,044
Maybe we could do

694
00:21:41,084 --> 00:21:41,980
dual coverage--

695
00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:42,193
CLEMENT:

696
00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:42,980
Let's not overdo it, Augustus.

697
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:45,980
Or I could just back Robert up?

698
00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:47,392
Can't imagine you want

699
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:49,000
to be subordinate to him?

700
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,480
-(TELEPHONES RINGING)

701
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,000
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

702
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:58,958
THEO TUCK: If you have

703
00:21:58,998 --> 00:21:59,980
any questions about it,

704
00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:00,785
-just let me know.

705
00:22:00,825 --> 00:22:01,980
-OFFICE WORKER: Yeah, sure.

706
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,111
-THEO: Cheers mate, thanks.

707
00:22:03,151 --> 00:22:04,411
-Can I have the note?

708
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:06,609
What is it?

709
00:22:06,649 --> 00:22:08,089
Why are you ignoring me?

710
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Grow up. I have a girlfriend.

711
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,980
(OFFICE CHATTER CONTINUES)

712
00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:19,929
I had interviews

713
00:22:19,969 --> 00:22:21,049
at Morgan Stanley,

714
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:22,370
Nomura, Barclays,

715
00:22:22,410 --> 00:22:22,980
and I can count on one hand

716
00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:24,174
the amount of times

717
00:22:24,214 --> 00:22:26,000
I was interviewed by a woman,

718
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,980
until I got to Pierpoint.

719
00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:30,261
It was really important

720
00:22:30,301 --> 00:22:30,980
for me to see

721
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:31,571
people like me in positions

722
00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:31,980
of responsibility--

723
00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:33,946
I was just curious, why are

724
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,980
there no women on the board?

725
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:37,544
Uh, we've actually just hired

726
00:22:37,584 --> 00:22:38,980
our first female president.

727
00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:40,566
That's more like a figurehead.

728
00:22:40,606 --> 00:22:41,980
Like, what's it really like

729
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:42,774
being a woman

730
00:22:42,814 --> 00:22:43,980
in this environment?

731
00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:45,484
Not dissimilar to being a man.

732
00:22:45,524 --> 00:22:45,980
(CHUCKLES)

733
00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:47,980
You know, there's always banter.

734
00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:49,233
"Banter" sounds like

735
00:22:49,273 --> 00:22:49,980
a euphemism.

736
00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,980
(CHUCKLES)

737
00:22:52,020 --> 00:22:52,549
Well, you have to have

738
00:22:52,589 --> 00:22:52,980
a sense of humor.

739
00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:53,692
And men have been

740
00:22:53,732 --> 00:22:54,980
hiding behind theirs for years.

741
00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:55,925
Well, you can either stand

742
00:22:55,965 --> 00:22:57,705
on the sidelines and comment,

743
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:58,844
or you could join us

744
00:22:58,884 --> 00:22:59,980
and try and affect change.

745
00:23:00,020 --> 00:23:02,078
I think Yasmin is very capable

746
00:23:02,118 --> 00:23:02,980
of navigating

747
00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:03,555
these things herself.

748
00:23:03,595 --> 00:23:03,980
But ultimately--

749
00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:05,980
Ultimately, you come here

750
00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:06,852
because it's one

751
00:23:06,892 --> 00:23:07,980
of the few workplaces

752
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:08,985
where nobody cares

753
00:23:09,025 --> 00:23:09,980
where you're from.

754
00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:11,156
There are many potential

755
00:23:11,196 --> 00:23:11,980
role models here,

756
00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:13,473
and you could be one of them.

757
00:23:13,513 --> 00:23:14,113
(CHUCKLES)

758
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,980
(SIGHS)

759
00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:20,980
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

760
00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:23,000
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

761
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:24,980
DUNCAN: I'll have four sugars.

762
00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:26,507
Bit of a bastard

763
00:23:26,547 --> 00:23:29,000
behind the eyes. Hungover.

764
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:31,980
You haven't covered that risk.

765
00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:34,035
Your P&L on that trade

766
00:23:34,075 --> 00:23:35,980
is minus 50 thousand.

767
00:23:36,020 --> 00:23:37,980
You're not authorized.

768
00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:39,889
I have to level with you. Um,

769
00:23:39,929 --> 00:23:42,000
I'm still working on the client.

770
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,339
-So you lied to me?

771
00:23:44,379 --> 00:23:45,980
-No, you misunderstood.

772
00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:47,609
I'm just softening them up

773
00:23:47,649 --> 00:23:48,149
a bit.

774
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,598
Um, it's their error.

775
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:53,000
I just need a little more time.

776
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

777
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,292
I'm not gonna be held

778
00:23:59,332 --> 00:23:59,980
responsible

779
00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:01,980
for your lack of responsibility.

780
00:24:02,020 --> 00:24:03,695
I'm empowered to report this.

781
00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:04,980
It's literally my job.

782
00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:06,383
-I just need until 1:30 p.m.

783
00:24:06,423 --> 00:24:08,343
-That would be gross negligence.

784
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,661
-Well, is it illegal?

785
00:24:10,701 --> 00:24:11,000
-No.

786
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,526
-Is it unethical?

787
00:24:13,566 --> 00:24:15,000
-That's muddier.

788
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:16,980
Well, so we've established

789
00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:17,724
that it's not

790
00:24:17,764 --> 00:24:18,980
black and white then--

791
00:24:19,020 --> 00:24:19,980
That's not the point.

792
00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:21,986
Look, this is on me.

793
00:24:22,026 --> 00:24:23,980
You can be ignorant.

794
00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:24,910
-Our conversations--

795
00:24:24,950 --> 00:24:26,330
-DUNCAN: They happened.

796
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:27,928
I don't care about

797
00:24:27,968 --> 00:24:28,980
the electronic trail

798
00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:30,719
or the audio trail either.

799
00:24:30,759 --> 00:24:32,000
It's the principle.

800
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,000
Let's be pragmatic.

801
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,277
Having me in your debt

802
00:24:39,317 --> 00:24:39,980
makes sense.

803
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,895
I could help you with a move

804
00:24:41,935 --> 00:24:42,980
to front office,

805
00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:44,357
I could get you facetime

806
00:24:44,397 --> 00:24:44,980
with an MD,

807
00:24:45,020 --> 00:24:46,221
help you with a lateral move,

808
00:24:46,261 --> 00:24:47,341
whatever you need.

809
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
You wanna get me a job?

810
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,168
Do you even know how long

811
00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:54,228
I've worked here?

812
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,214
You're the one facing

813
00:24:57,254 --> 00:24:57,980
disciplinary,

814
00:24:58,020 --> 00:24:59,395
but if you wanna

815
00:24:59,435 --> 00:25:00,980
keep insulting me,

816
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,111
I'm happy to stay here

817
00:25:02,151 --> 00:25:03,171
for a bit longer.

818
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000
No?

819
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,404
-Just fucking help me!

820
00:25:14,444 --> 00:25:15,000
-Don't...

821
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,000
do that. This is a workplace.

822
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,980
We're colleagues.

823
00:25:23,020 --> 00:25:25,000
I'm-- I'm not getting emotional.

824
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,173
I'm barely four months

825
00:25:27,213 --> 00:25:27,980
into my career.

826
00:25:28,020 --> 00:25:29,841
I-- I'm just asking,

827
00:25:29,881 --> 00:25:32,000
colleague to colleague.

828
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
Please, Duncan.

829
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,980
1:30 is the absolute limit.

830
00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:44,452
After that, it becomes

831
00:25:44,492 --> 00:25:46,000
our managers' problems.

832
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,980
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

833
00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:59,000
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

834
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,000
Are we cunts?

835
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,084
You know what I mean,

836
00:26:10,124 --> 00:26:10,980
you know, like...

837
00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:12,485
were we that cunty

838
00:26:12,525 --> 00:26:13,980
when we did these?

839
00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:15,579
Surely you knew we entered

840
00:26:15,619 --> 00:26:16,980
a career that connoted,

841
00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:18,000
you know...

842
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:19,980
cunty-ness.

843
00:26:20,020 --> 00:26:21,435
Yeah, but I didn't think that

844
00:26:21,475 --> 00:26:23,335
cuntishness was a prerequisite.

845
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,779
(SIGHS) I don't need you

846
00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:29,000
to speak for me.

847
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,980
I wasn't.

848
00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:33,516
Yeah, well, in my experience,

849
00:26:33,556 --> 00:26:34,980
anyone that calls themselves

850
00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:36,573
a "male feminist" is usually

851
00:26:36,613 --> 00:26:37,980
the villain of the piece.

852
00:26:38,020 --> 00:26:38,893
(LAUGHS) Yeah, well,

853
00:26:38,933 --> 00:26:39,980
I never made that claim.

854
00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:40,843
You know, just,

855
00:26:40,883 --> 00:26:42,083
it wasn't all right.

856
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
Thanks.

857
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000
(CLEARS THROAT)

858
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,730
(SOFTLY) We used to play

859
00:26:54,770 --> 00:26:56,980
this game when I was at school.

860
00:26:57,020 --> 00:26:58,869
Sports days, prize-givings,

861
00:26:58,909 --> 00:26:59,980
stuff like that.

862
00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,000
We'd rate the dads...

863
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:04,980
talk about which ones we'd snog.

864
00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:07,000
(CHUCKLES)

865
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:09,580
Do you think

866
00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:11,300
they're doing that about us?

867
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,935
I reckon I could fuck anyone

868
00:27:14,975 --> 00:27:16,000
I want in here.

869
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,140
Not anyone, Robert.

870
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Oh shite, it's her again.

871
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:31,980
Lure them in young,

872
00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:32,980
work them to death!

873
00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:33,980
(ALL SCREAM)

874
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:35,967
PROTESTER: Fucking murderers!

875
00:27:36,007 --> 00:27:36,980
Party of Davos!

876
00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:38,980
MAN: Security!

877
00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:39,920
-(CROWD GASPS)

878
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:40,980
-(ALL MUTTERING)

879
00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:41,355
WOMAN:

880
00:27:41,395 --> 00:27:42,980
She just went charging in!

881
00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:44,980
(ALARM BLARING)

882
00:27:45,020 --> 00:27:45,886
Don't-- don't move.

883
00:27:45,926 --> 00:27:46,980
We can't miss the flow.

884
00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:49,980
GREG: Save me, Rishi, save me!

885
00:27:50,020 --> 00:27:50,887
-(ERIC LAUGHS)

886
00:27:50,927 --> 00:27:51,338
-Eric, don't make

887
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:51,980
my job tougher.

888
00:27:52,020 --> 00:27:53,319
We-- We'll continue this

889
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:53,980
on the move.

890
00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:55,291
The ways people degrade

891
00:27:55,331 --> 00:27:56,980
themselves to get a promotion.

892
00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:57,980
All right, come on.

893
00:27:58,020 --> 00:27:59,491
Harper, no client

894
00:27:59,531 --> 00:28:01,980
is worth being burned alive.

895
00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:03,980
(ALARM CONTINUES)

896
00:28:04,020 --> 00:28:06,000
Get. Come on.

897
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,000
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

898
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:21,000
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

899
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,000
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

900
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,980
(ALARM STOPS)

901
00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:37,183
-Excuse me, sorry.

902
00:28:37,223 --> 00:28:38,000
-WOMAN: Hey!

903
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:42,352
RISHI:

904
00:28:42,392 --> 00:28:43,115
Mate, glad I'm not running

905
00:28:43,155 --> 00:28:43,980
position into this print.

906
00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:45,187
ERIC: Harpsichord,

907
00:28:45,227 --> 00:28:46,980
anything granular to watch?

908
00:28:47,020 --> 00:28:48,980
Uh... employment rate.

909
00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:50,000
No shit.

910
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:52,953
Sorry. I'm looking

911
00:28:52,993 --> 00:28:53,980
at wage growth too.

912
00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:55,160
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

913
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:56,980
(BEEPS)

914
00:28:57,020 --> 00:28:58,000
What?

915
00:28:59,000 --> 00:28:59,510
DUNCAN:  I've just spoken

916
00:28:59,550 --> 00:28:59,980
to Aubrey at Allerton.

917
00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:01,980
Why did you lie to me?

918
00:29:02,020 --> 00:29:03,122
You're middle office.

919
00:29:03,162 --> 00:29:03,393
You shouldn't be

920
00:29:03,433 --> 00:29:03,980
calling clients.

921
00:29:04,020 --> 00:29:04,980
DUNCAN:  You made a mistake.

922
00:29:05,020 --> 00:29:05,744
So what the fuck

923
00:29:05,784 --> 00:29:07,344
do you think you're doing?

924
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,194
Fifteen seconds to the print.

925
00:29:09,234 --> 00:29:09,980
It's gonna be soft.

926
00:29:10,020 --> 00:29:10,980
Then we're clear.

927
00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:12,038
DUNCAN:  No, Harper. You can't

928
00:29:12,078 --> 00:29:12,980
trade your way out of this!

929
00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:14,184
That is unacceptable.

930
00:29:14,224 --> 00:29:14,980
It's reckless.

931
00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:16,980
This is where we are now.

932
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:17,931
-DUNCAN:  Harper!

933
00:29:17,971 --> 00:29:18,980
-HARPER: Just wait.

934
00:29:19,020 --> 00:29:20,075
The announcement's

935
00:29:20,115 --> 00:29:21,015
coming in five.

936
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,980
♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪

937
00:29:26,020 --> 00:29:27,760
THEO: Big miss on the number.

938
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,685
Plus 120

939
00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,980
versus street at plus 250.

940
00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:32,003
-(INDISTINCT CLAMORING)

941
00:29:32,043 --> 00:29:32,980
-DARA: What did I say?

942
00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:33,980
Told you.

943
00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:35,334
DUNCAN:  Okay. Pull up

944
00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:36,980
the trade input loss sheet.

945
00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:38,212
-I shouldn't be doing this.

946
00:29:38,252 --> 00:29:39,272
-(MOUSE CLICKING)

947
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:40,980
It's already done.

948
00:29:41,020 --> 00:29:42,174
DUNCAN:  Execute anywhere

949
00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:42,980
within ten grand,

950
00:29:43,020 --> 00:29:43,798
and you might

951
00:29:43,838 --> 00:29:44,980
get away with this.

952
00:29:45,020 --> 00:29:45,980
This move's one-way traffic.

953
00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:47,075
The print is soft.

954
00:29:47,115 --> 00:29:47,980
I'm running it.

955
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:48,929
DUNCAN:  Harper.

956
00:29:48,969 --> 00:29:49,980
Don't fuck around.

957
00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:51,220
Cover that risk now.

958
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:55,980
Harper!

959
00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:57,378
There's a reason I'm sat here.

960
00:29:57,418 --> 00:29:57,980
Bear with me.

961
00:29:58,020 --> 00:29:59,000
(BEEPS)

962
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,980
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

963
00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:11,980
-(TELEPHONES RINGING)

964
00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:14,430
Ivor's buying dollars.

965
00:30:14,470 --> 00:30:16,980
It's fucking Ivor, man!

966
00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:17,980
Storb now too!

967
00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:19,980
First move's always wrong.

968
00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:22,980
(INDISTINCT CLAMOR)

969
00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:23,925
RISHI: Fucking hell, Eric,

970
00:30:23,965 --> 00:30:24,980
Ivor is lighting us up, mate.

971
00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:26,085
ERIC: Of course he is.

972
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:26,980
He trades with me.

973
00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:28,160
DUNCAN:  Harper, I am gonna

974
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:28,431
come over your hoot

975
00:30:28,471 --> 00:30:28,980
and broadcast this

976
00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:30,063
if you do not execute

977
00:30:30,103 --> 00:30:30,980
at this level now.

978
00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:32,000
It'll come back.

979
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,980
(TELEPHONES RINGING)

980
00:30:36,020 --> 00:30:37,301
-DUNCAN:  Fucking punch it!

981
00:30:37,341 --> 00:30:38,181
-Fucking wait!

982
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,654
DUNCAN: (THROUGH LOUDSPEAKER)

983
00:30:40,694 --> 00:30:42,074
I'm not messing around!

984
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:43,887
-All good?

985
00:30:43,927 --> 00:30:46,000
-Absolutely. Of course.

986
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,000
♪ (LOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

987
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,049
DUNCAN:  Where are you gonna find

988
00:31:13,089 --> 00:31:13,980
140,000 dollars

989
00:31:14,020 --> 00:31:16,000
before the close?

990
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:20,980
Harper!

991
00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:22,000
(BEEPS)

992
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,005
RISHI: Harper!

993
00:31:25,045 --> 00:31:27,000
Come collect your winnings.

994
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:28,980
You won!

995
00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:30,033
-(CHEERING)

996
00:31:30,073 --> 00:31:31,000
-Won what?

997
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,838
Traders payroll sweepstake

998
00:31:34,878 --> 00:31:36,000
at 250 big ones.

999
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000
DARIA: Lucky bitch.

1000
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,422
I entered your prediction

1001
00:31:41,462 --> 00:31:42,980
for you. You owe me a pint.

1002
00:31:43,020 --> 00:31:44,986
-(TELEPHONES RINGING)

1003
00:31:45,026 --> 00:31:46,980
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1004
00:31:47,020 --> 00:31:48,456
RISHI: Greg, you've done

1005
00:31:48,496 --> 00:31:49,980
something selfless there.

1006
00:31:50,020 --> 00:31:50,980
Somebody should make a note, no?

1007
00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:52,980
GREG: Yeah, I'll tell my blog.

1008
00:31:53,020 --> 00:31:54,488
RISHI: Probably leave it out

1009
00:31:54,528 --> 00:31:55,980
as it's so out of character.

1010
00:31:56,020 --> 00:32:00,000
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1011
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,200
Hi. Hi. It's Harper.

1012
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,572
Can I run something by you

1013
00:32:08,612 --> 00:32:09,980
in person-- in person--

1014
00:32:10,020 --> 00:32:11,980
it has to be in person, um,

1015
00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:13,740
it needs to be pre 4:30,

1016
00:32:13,780 --> 00:32:15,000
before the close.

1017
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
(WATER RUNNING)

1018
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,000
♪ (SYNTH MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

1019
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
ROBERT: Are you okay?

1020
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000
(CHUCKLES)

1021
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,147
I've never had anyone

1022
00:32:39,187 --> 00:32:40,087
hate me before.

1023
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
(YASMIN SIGHS)

1024
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,394
I need to have a shower.

1025
00:33:23,434 --> 00:33:24,034
(CHUCKLES)

1026
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:32,623
Do you fancy a bevvy

1027
00:33:32,663 --> 00:33:33,323
after work?

1028
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
I have plans with Seb.

1029
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,469
You didn't fuck anyone,

1030
00:33:49,509 --> 00:33:50,000
did you?

1031
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,451
-(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)

1032
00:33:56,491 --> 00:33:57,980
-(DOOR OPENS)

1033
00:33:58,020 --> 00:33:58,900
So there are gonna be

1034
00:33:58,940 --> 00:33:59,980
some very, very happy MDs

1035
00:34:00,020 --> 00:34:02,980
and some pretty miserable ones.

1036
00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:03,945
I think a ton of people got

1037
00:34:03,985 --> 00:34:05,725
whiplashed on this NFP print.

1038
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,023
Do you think the payroll data

1039
00:34:07,063 --> 00:34:07,980
considers Instagram models?

1040
00:34:08,020 --> 00:34:09,980
(RISHI LAUGHS)

1041
00:34:10,020 --> 00:34:11,818
Fuck! I've got another

1042
00:34:11,858 --> 00:34:13,980
engagement drinks tonight.

1043
00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:15,062
Hopefully if I go, they won't

1044
00:34:15,102 --> 00:34:15,980
invite me to the wedding.

1045
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:17,428
Yes, there are few things

1046
00:34:17,468 --> 00:34:18,980
more common than a wedding.

1047
00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:19,980
Like what?

1048
00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:21,825
Richard Branson. Skiing

1049
00:34:21,865 --> 00:34:23,980
in France. Airline pajamas.

1050
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:25,980
(GREG LAUGHS)

1051
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:26,980
What's wrong with marriage?

1052
00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:28,446
Please tell me you're wiser

1053
00:34:28,486 --> 00:34:29,086
than that.

1054
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,136
Well, it's legal now.

1055
00:34:32,176 --> 00:34:33,980
So it's an option.

1056
00:34:34,020 --> 00:34:35,986
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1057
00:34:36,026 --> 00:34:38,000
-(TELEPHONES RINGING)

1058
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,504
You must be thinking about doing

1059
00:34:41,544 --> 00:34:42,980
the honorable thing soon, Theo?

1060
00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:44,294
Yeah, yeah.

1061
00:34:44,334 --> 00:34:47,980
I mean, there's no rush. But...

1062
00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:48,563
I love her,

1063
00:34:48,603 --> 00:34:49,980
so I guess it's inevitable.

1064
00:34:50,020 --> 00:34:51,965
You're far too young.

1065
00:34:52,005 --> 00:34:54,980
Went to Jaspar Conran's wedding.

1066
00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:56,019
-Suffice to say it was a party.

1067
00:34:56,059 --> 00:34:56,980
-Did you actually go, though?

1068
00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:58,383
Or is that just another part

1069
00:34:58,423 --> 00:35:00,343
of your life you're lying about?

1070
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,064
DARA: No time

1071
00:35:07,104 --> 00:35:08,980
like the present. Yeah.

1072
00:35:09,020 --> 00:35:11,000
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1073
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,092
You ever speak to me

1074
00:35:22,132 --> 00:35:22,980
like that again,

1075
00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:24,043
I'll put you

1076
00:35:24,083 --> 00:35:26,000
in the fucking ground.

1077
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,080
GUS SACKEY: Sorry.

1078
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,183
-(TELEPHONE RINGS)

1079
00:35:36,223 --> 00:35:37,980
-RISHI: Rishi, Pierpoint...

1080
00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:40,000
(WATER RUNNING)

1081
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,692
-(BICYCLE BELLS CHIMING)

1082
00:36:00,732 --> 00:36:01,980
-(DRIVERS YELLING)

1083
00:36:02,020 --> 00:36:03,980
(INDISTINCT CLAMOR)

1084
00:36:04,020 --> 00:36:04,735
MAN: (SHOUTING)

1085
00:36:04,775 --> 00:36:05,980
Look both ways, you twat!

1086
00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:07,980
COBWEB: Hail.

1087
00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:08,371
-MOTH: Hail.

1088
00:36:08,411 --> 00:36:08,980
-MUSTARDSEED: Hail.

1089
00:36:09,020 --> 00:36:09,602
BOTTOM:

1090
00:36:09,642 --> 00:36:11,980
I cry your worships' mercy.

1091
00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:12,907
I shall desire you

1092
00:36:12,947 --> 00:36:13,980
of more acquaintance,

1093
00:36:14,020 --> 00:36:14,980
good Master Cobweb.

1094
00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:16,639
If I cut my finger,

1095
00:36:16,679 --> 00:36:18,980
I shall make bold with you.

1096
00:36:19,020 --> 00:36:19,980
Your name, honest gentleman?

1097
00:36:20,020 --> 00:36:21,980
PEASEBLOSSOM: Peaseblossom.

1098
00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:23,926
BOTTOM: I pray you, commend me

1099
00:36:23,966 --> 00:36:25,980
to Mistress Squash, your mother,

1100
00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:27,980
and Master Peascod, your father.

1101
00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:28,980
MAN: (GRUMBLING) Come on.

1102
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,244
I shall desire you

1103
00:36:30,284 --> 00:36:31,980
of more acquaintance too,

1104
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:33,980
Good Master Peaseblossom.

1105
00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:36,980
Your name, I beseech you, sir?

1106
00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:38,025
-MUSTARDSEED: Mustardseed.

1107
00:36:38,065 --> 00:36:38,980
-Which one's your niece?

1108
00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:41,190
BOTTOM: Good Master Mustardseed,

1109
00:36:41,230 --> 00:36:42,980
I know your patience well.

1110
00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:44,171
That same cowardly,

1111
00:36:44,211 --> 00:36:44,980
giant-like...

1112
00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:47,154
Thanks for taking the time

1113
00:36:47,194 --> 00:36:48,000
to see me.

1114
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:49,419
BOTTOM:

1115
00:36:49,459 --> 00:36:50,980
I promise your kindred...

1116
00:36:51,020 --> 00:36:53,128
Every child on that stage

1117
00:36:53,168 --> 00:36:54,000
is doomed.

1118
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,424
I wish my sister wasn't too

1119
00:36:57,464 --> 00:36:58,980
proud to take my money and...

1120
00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:01,000
drag her out of this shithole.

1121
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:02,980
It seems fine.

1122
00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:05,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine.

1123
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,980
Did me all right, didn't it?

1124
00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:09,672
But then I'm not everybody,

1125
00:37:09,712 --> 00:37:09,980
am I?

1126
00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:12,980
(CLEARS THROAT, CHUCKLES)

1127
00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:15,177
Some Labour MP sent his kids

1128
00:37:15,217 --> 00:37:16,980
here for "credibility,"

1129
00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:18,370
ended up hanging himself

1130
00:37:18,410 --> 00:37:20,090
with an orange in his mouth.

1131
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
Or was that Michael Hutchence?

1132
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,585
ROBIN: ...that, when he waked,

1133
00:37:26,625 --> 00:37:27,980
of force she must be eyed.

1134
00:37:28,020 --> 00:37:29,980
I have a really...

1135
00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:31,550
commercial idea I needed

1136
00:37:31,590 --> 00:37:32,980
to put in front of you

1137
00:37:33,020 --> 00:37:33,747
-pre the close--

1138
00:37:33,787 --> 00:37:34,287
-Shh.

1139
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
ROBIN: ...but not this the man.

1140
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,405
The NFP turnaround

1141
00:37:40,445 --> 00:37:41,980
is pure positioning.

1142
00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:44,136
We have a really competitive

1143
00:37:44,176 --> 00:37:45,980
short dollar yen option.

1144
00:37:46,020 --> 00:37:46,834
I've priced it

1145
00:37:46,874 --> 00:37:47,980
especially for you.

1146
00:37:48,020 --> 00:37:48,980
The rate is locked,

1147
00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:49,818
but you'll need

1148
00:37:49,858 --> 00:37:50,980
to execute pre-close.

1149
00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:51,350
HERMIA:

1150
00:37:51,390 --> 00:37:52,980
...being o'er shoes in blood...

1151
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,143
-plunge in the deep...

1152
00:37:54,183 --> 00:37:54,980
-(CAMERA CLICKS)

1153
00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:56,273
-...and kill me too.

1154
00:37:56,313 --> 00:37:56,980
-(CHUCKLES)

1155
00:37:57,020 --> 00:37:58,980
HERMIA: The sun was not

1156
00:37:59,020 --> 00:38:00,980
so true unto the day...

1157
00:38:01,020 --> 00:38:03,172
I once had a Lehman saleswoman

1158
00:38:03,212 --> 00:38:04,980
follow me into the toilet

1159
00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:07,000
and try and flog me some MBS.

1160
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,853
HERMIA: I'll believe as soon

1161
00:38:10,893 --> 00:38:12,980
this whole Earth may be bored...

1162
00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:14,810
So it's a vanilla currency

1163
00:38:14,850 --> 00:38:16,980
option that will lose me money.

1164
00:38:17,020 --> 00:38:18,280
So either you think I'm stupid,

1165
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:18,980
or you're stupid.

1166
00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:21,980
And I know you're not stupid.

1167
00:38:22,020 --> 00:38:23,000
(CAMERA CLICKS)

1168
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,866
The only real currency

1169
00:38:26,906 --> 00:38:28,000
you ever have

1170
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,980
as a salesperson is honesty.

1171
00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:33,827
HERMIA: ...a murderer look,

1172
00:38:33,867 --> 00:38:34,980
so dead, so grim.

1173
00:38:35,020 --> 00:38:36,605
So are you going to tell me

1174
00:38:36,645 --> 00:38:37,980
why you're really here?

1175
00:38:38,020 --> 00:38:39,076
DEMETRIUS: ...and so should I,

1176
00:38:39,116 --> 00:38:39,980
pierced through the heart

1177
00:38:40,020 --> 00:38:41,728
-with your stern cruelty.

1178
00:38:41,768 --> 00:38:42,980
-I made a mistake.

1179
00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:43,571
DEMETRIUS:

1180
00:38:43,611 --> 00:38:44,980
Yet you, the murderer...

1181
00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:47,189
I misbooked something,

1182
00:38:47,229 --> 00:38:48,980
and made it worse.

1183
00:38:49,020 --> 00:38:50,708
-Have you told your boss?

1184
00:38:50,748 --> 00:38:50,980
-No.

1185
00:38:51,020 --> 00:38:51,486
Well, tell your boss.

1186
00:38:51,526 --> 00:38:51,980
It's the only option.

1187
00:38:52,020 --> 00:38:52,985
MAN: (WHISPERING)

1188
00:38:53,025 --> 00:38:53,980
Shut the fuck up!

1189
00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:54,807
HERMIA:

1190
00:38:54,847 --> 00:38:58,000
What's this to my Lysander?

1191
00:38:59,000 --> 00:38:59,708
Where is he?

1192
00:38:59,748 --> 00:39:01,008
Ah, good Demetrius...

1193
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,980
I thought...

1194
00:39:04,020 --> 00:39:05,686
with your normal

1195
00:39:05,726 --> 00:39:09,000
receptiveness to my thinking...

1196
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,719
DEMETRIUS: I had rather

1197
00:39:12,759 --> 00:39:15,000
give his carcass to my hounds.

1198
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:17,980
What are you doing here, Harper?

1199
00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:20,025
HERMIA: ...drivest me past

1200
00:39:20,065 --> 00:39:21,980
the bounds of maiden's...

1201
00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:24,938
Clear your head, take a second,

1202
00:39:24,978 --> 00:39:25,980
come clean.

1203
00:39:26,020 --> 00:39:27,980
HERMIA: Henceforth be never...

1204
00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:30,295
Whatever the consequences,

1205
00:39:30,335 --> 00:39:31,980
you'll feel relief.

1206
00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:33,487
HERMIA: Oh, once tell true,

1207
00:39:33,527 --> 00:39:34,980
tell true even for my sake.

1208
00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:36,401
And I'm willing to forget

1209
00:39:36,441 --> 00:39:37,980
about this little intrusion.

1210
00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:39,938
HERMIA: ...looked upon him

1211
00:39:39,978 --> 00:39:41,000
being awake...

1212
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,717
Don't ever put a price

1213
00:39:43,757 --> 00:39:44,980
on your dignity.

1214
00:39:45,020 --> 00:39:47,062
HERMIA: ...thou killed him

1215
00:39:47,102 --> 00:39:48,980
sleeping? O brave touch.

1216
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:51,117
Could not a worm, an adder,

1217
00:39:51,157 --> 00:39:51,980
do so much?

1218
00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:54,000
(CHAIR SCRAPES)

1219
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,980
TITANIA: Lead him to my bower.

1220
00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:58,640
The moon methinks

1221
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,980
looks with a watery eye,

1222
00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:01,825
and when she weeps,

1223
00:40:01,865 --> 00:40:02,980
weeps every little flower.

1224
00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:05,000
(DOOR OPENS)

1225
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:07,881
COLETTE:  You always put

1226
00:40:07,921 --> 00:40:09,661
so much pressure on yourself.

1227
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,260
You know how you get.

1228
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:14,669
(SOBS) Mom,

1229
00:40:14,709 --> 00:40:15,980
you don't understand.

1230
00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:17,950
No matter what I do now,

1231
00:40:17,990 --> 00:40:20,000
they're going to fire me.

1232
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,431
-Uh... I don't know about that.

1233
00:40:24,471 --> 00:40:24,980
-(SOBS)

1234
00:40:25,020 --> 00:40:27,980
I'm so fucking stupid.

1235
00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:29,844
I don't know why I thought

1236
00:40:29,884 --> 00:40:30,980
I could do this.

1237
00:40:31,020 --> 00:40:32,424
-COLETTE:  Harper?

1238
00:40:32,464 --> 00:40:33,000
-(SOBS)

1239
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:34,980
COLETTE:  Harper!

1240
00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:37,000
(SOBBING LOUDLY)

1241
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,080
COLETTE:  I really don't know

1242
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:46,560
what you want me to say.

1243
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,030
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1244
00:40:53,070 --> 00:40:53,980
-Uh, tell you what,

1245
00:40:54,020 --> 00:40:55,100
can I get another?

1246
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,059
Seb, this is Robert,

1247
00:41:06,099 --> 00:41:06,980
he's a colleague.

1248
00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:08,301
I've heard a lot about you.

1249
00:41:08,341 --> 00:41:08,980
You all right?

1250
00:41:09,020 --> 00:41:10,159
Hey, man. (CHUCKLES)

1251
00:41:10,199 --> 00:41:10,980
I didn't think

1252
00:41:11,020 --> 00:41:12,105
-Yas spoke about me at work.

1253
00:41:12,145 --> 00:41:13,465
-ROBERT: Oh, she does.

1254
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:15,980
SEB OLDROYD: Sit down, man.

1255
00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:17,298
Ah, no, it's all right,

1256
00:41:17,338 --> 00:41:18,058
don't worry.

1257
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:19,864
You got, um--

1258
00:41:19,904 --> 00:41:22,000
You got some shit in your hair.

1259
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:23,666
Oh yeah, um...

1260
00:41:23,706 --> 00:41:24,980
(CHUCKLES) It's just paint.

1261
00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:26,980
Yeah, no, I didn't mean

1262
00:41:27,020 --> 00:41:28,980
you had actual, like...

1263
00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:29,494
you know,

1264
00:41:29,534 --> 00:41:30,980
actual feces in your hair.

1265
00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:32,000
(LAUGHS)

1266
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:33,980
(CHUCKLES)

1267
00:41:34,020 --> 00:41:34,931
Do you want, uh--

1268
00:41:34,971 --> 00:41:36,111
do you want a pint?

1269
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,730
Um... No, I'm all right.

1270
00:41:38,770 --> 00:41:40,980
Actually, um, I can get my own.

1271
00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:42,036
-Uh, nice one.

1272
00:41:42,076 --> 00:41:44,000
-SEB: I'll get myself one.

1273
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1274
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:06,869
I hooked up with

1275
00:42:06,909 --> 00:42:08,109
one of the students.

1276
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:09,356
-When?

1277
00:42:09,396 --> 00:42:10,000
-Just now.

1278
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
What happened?

1279
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
He went down on me.

1280
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:18,980
And when I came

1281
00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:20,000
in his mouth...

1282
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000
hard...

1283
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,103
he looked up at me

1284
00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:26,000
and he said...

1285
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
"You taste like a hangover."

1286
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:35,497
That is the least

1287
00:42:35,537 --> 00:42:36,497
convincing thing

1288
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,620
I've ever heard in my life.

1289
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,000
Hmm.

1290
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,284
I'm gonna take these off

1291
00:42:53,324 --> 00:42:55,184
and slip them into your pocket.

1292
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,402
You're going to put them on

1293
00:42:58,442 --> 00:43:00,242
your face and send me a photo.

1294
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,040
Because that's all

1295
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,040
you're good for.

1296
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Okay?

1297
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,320
(YASMIN CLEARS THROAT)

1298
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,750
♪ ("TOY" BY YOUNG FATHERS

1299
00:43:15,790 --> 00:43:16,980
PLAYING) ♪

1300
00:43:17,020 --> 00:43:19,000
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)

1301
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000
What the fuck.

1302
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,008
♪ I got s-s-stammers

1303
00:43:39,048 --> 00:43:40,308
And no manners... ♪

1304
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,080
ROBERT: All right?

1305
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:44,980
♪ Oceanic cinematic ♪

1306
00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:45,904
♪ I reach out

1307
00:43:45,944 --> 00:43:48,000
For something bigger than free ♪

1308
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:50,980
♪ You lick it and you stick it ♪

1309
00:43:51,020 --> 00:43:52,303
♪ And it's kinda like the taste

1310
00:43:52,343 --> 00:43:52,980
Of everything ♪

1311
00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:53,849
ROBERT: Isn't that your

1312
00:43:53,889 --> 00:43:54,980
best mate from the prospectus?

1313
00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:56,671
♪ Emaciated, kinda wasted

1314
00:43:56,711 --> 00:43:57,980
Can't remember... ♪

1315
00:43:58,020 --> 00:43:59,980
(LAUGHS)

1316
00:44:00,020 --> 00:44:01,299
-GUS: I've never met her.

1317
00:44:01,339 --> 00:44:01,980
-(BOTH LAUGH)

1318
00:44:02,020 --> 00:44:02,980
♪ Somewhere in Tucson ♪

1319
00:44:03,020 --> 00:44:04,373
♪ I watched for one or two songs

1320
00:44:04,413 --> 00:44:04,980
Then I left ♪

1321
00:44:05,020 --> 00:44:06,980
YASMIN: Enjoy your evening.

1322
00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:08,097
♪ I give two cents

1323
00:44:08,137 --> 00:44:08,980
And a dollar ♪

1324
00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:10,319
♪ For all the paranoia

1325
00:44:10,359 --> 00:44:11,079
I forget ♪

1326
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:13,980
♪ Well boredom is a killer ♪

1327
00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:15,771
♪ For me the sealer dealer

1328
00:44:15,811 --> 00:44:17,000
Now you're dead ♪

1329
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,560
♪ You paid your debt ♪

1330
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,980
♪ You're playing dead ♪

1331
00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:23,325
-(ELEVATOR DINGS)

1332
00:44:23,365 --> 00:44:24,960
-AUTOMATED VOICE:  Doors opening.

1333
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,980
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

1334
00:44:27,020 --> 00:44:28,585
AUTOMATED VOICE:

1335
00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:29,980
Doors closing.

1336
00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:31,980
(INDISTINCT OFFICE CHATTER)

1337
00:44:32,020 --> 00:44:33,342
WOMAN: Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1338
00:44:33,382 --> 00:44:35,122
I'll meet you straight after.

1339
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,291
Can we talk...

1340
00:44:44,331 --> 00:44:46,000
somewhere private?

1341
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

1342
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
You've been so fair to me.

1343
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:04,953
And the opportunities

1344
00:45:04,993 --> 00:45:05,980
that you've given me--

1345
00:45:06,020 --> 00:45:07,133
If I wanted a story,

1346
00:45:07,173 --> 00:45:09,093
I'd read  Moby Dick.  What's up?

1347
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000
I misbooked a trade.

1348
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,000
How much?

1349
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:21,980
Hundred and forty

1350
00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:23,040
thousand dollars.

1351
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
I called your college today.

1352
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,760
We needed a hard copy of

1353
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,000
your credentials for the visa.

1354
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,020
So I called them.

1355
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,543
You realize this makes you

1356
00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:51,980
the most under-qualified

1357
00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:53,400
person I've ever hired?

1358
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,822
When I was a summer analyst

1359
00:46:00,862 --> 00:46:01,980
at Salomon,

1360
00:46:02,020 --> 00:46:04,000
my boss...

1361
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,071
looked like Newman

1362
00:46:06,111 --> 00:46:06,980
from  Seinfeld.

1363
00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:08,737
But... like Newman

1364
00:46:08,777 --> 00:46:11,000
if he was a linebacker.

1365
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
He once said to me...

1366
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:16,980
"I used to think

1367
00:46:17,020 --> 00:46:18,770
if there was such a thing

1368
00:46:18,810 --> 00:46:19,980
as reincarnation,

1369
00:46:20,020 --> 00:46:22,172
I wanted to come back

1370
00:46:22,212 --> 00:46:24,980
as the president or pope...

1371
00:46:25,020 --> 00:46:27,980
or a .400 baseball hitter.

1372
00:46:28,020 --> 00:46:30,437
But now... I want to come back

1373
00:46:30,477 --> 00:46:32,000
as the bond market.

1374
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,650
Because it intimidates

1375
00:46:36,690 --> 00:46:38,000
everybody."

1376
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
People like us....

1377
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,140
born at the bottom.

1378
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,405
Where would you put

1379
00:46:48,445 --> 00:46:49,980
our percentage chance

1380
00:46:50,020 --> 00:46:51,298
of ever making

1381
00:46:51,338 --> 00:46:53,000
that top quintile?

1382
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,500
It's about three percent.

1383
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,152
That's intimidating.

1384
00:47:02,192 --> 00:47:05,000
We intimidate people here.

1385
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:07,980
Why is that?

1386
00:47:08,020 --> 00:47:09,633
Because hunger

1387
00:47:09,673 --> 00:47:12,000
is not a birthright.

1388
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,647
Your qualifications don't have

1389
00:47:15,687 --> 00:47:17,127
to be a problem for you.

1390
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,547
Because they don't have

1391
00:47:19,587 --> 00:47:20,980
to be problem for me.

1392
00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:23,000
You understand what I'm saying?

1393
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,380
What was the final P&L?

1394
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,000
Two hundred k.

1395
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,980
No, no. It was a 140k loss.

1396
00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:43,980
Profit, 200k profit.

1397
00:47:44,020 --> 00:47:46,000
I executed for you pre-close.

1398
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,253
-Nicole at Mallon Mercer.

1399
00:47:49,293 --> 00:47:50,000
-(GASPS)

1400
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
It's a hell of a spread she ate.

1401
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,000
What did you do?

1402
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,203
I went to watch her niece

1403
00:48:00,243 --> 00:48:01,980
perform Shakespeare.

1404
00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:04,980
♪ (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

1405
00:48:05,020 --> 00:48:07,980
(CHUCKLES)

1406
00:48:08,020 --> 00:48:10,020
You-- (CHUCKLES) You just coined

1407
00:48:10,060 --> 00:48:11,980
jargon for good client service.

1408
00:48:12,020 --> 00:48:14,000
(LAUGHS)

1409
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,500
I would have never known.

1410
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:23,980
(SNIFFS)

1411
00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:25,056
But there are generally

1412
00:48:25,096 --> 00:48:25,980
two times to tell me

1413
00:48:26,020 --> 00:48:27,452
when you've fucked up.

1414
00:48:27,492 --> 00:48:28,980
The moment it's fucked,

1415
00:48:29,020 --> 00:48:30,641
or the moment it's un-fucked.

1416
00:48:30,681 --> 00:48:30,980
Clear?

1417
00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:32,980
Clear.

1418
00:48:33,020 --> 00:48:34,980
That was the thing with Newman.

1419
00:48:35,020 --> 00:48:36,561
He knew from day one

1420
00:48:36,601 --> 00:48:38,000
he could trust me.

1421
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,980
So I trusted him.

1422
00:48:41,020 --> 00:48:42,098
He wasn't big

1423
00:48:42,138 --> 00:48:44,000
on compliments, but...

1424
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000
I heard him compliment me once.

1425
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,000
What did he say?

1426
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,059
"That little chink's

1427
00:48:53,099 --> 00:48:54,119
a born salesman."

1428
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:02,000
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

1429
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:12,518
♪ ("BRICK SELL PHONE"

1430
00:49:12,558 --> 00:49:13,758
BY 100S PLAYING) ♪

1431
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:14,427
♪ Tell a bitch

1432
00:49:14,467 --> 00:49:14,980
To ride the dick ♪

1433
00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:16,987
♪ Like I ride the beat

1434
00:49:17,027 --> 00:49:18,980
Like I ride the beat ♪

1435
00:49:19,020 --> 00:49:20,119
♪ In the suites

1436
00:49:20,159 --> 00:49:21,980
Looking over the streets ♪

1437
00:49:22,020 --> 00:49:22,980
♪ And all that ♪

1438
00:49:23,020 --> 00:49:23,795
♪ And when I leave

1439
00:49:23,835 --> 00:49:24,980
For the summer and winter ♪

1440
00:49:25,020 --> 00:49:26,980
♪ She fall back ♪

1441
00:49:27,020 --> 00:49:28,149
♪ Can't have no creases

1442
00:49:28,189 --> 00:49:28,980
Up in the shit ♪

1443
00:49:29,020 --> 00:49:30,980
♪ That's coming off the head ♪

1444
00:49:31,020 --> 00:49:33,342
♪ So I told her wrap my shit up

1445
00:49:33,382 --> 00:49:34,980
Before we go to bed ♪

1446
00:49:35,020 --> 00:49:36,542
♪ Hungry ass bitch told me

1447
00:49:36,582 --> 00:49:37,980
Take her out to dinner ♪

1448
00:49:38,020 --> 00:49:39,520
♪ Knowing damn well ♪

1449
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,120
♪ She'd order half the shit

1450
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:41,980
That's on the menu ♪

1451
00:49:42,020 --> 00:49:43,076
♪ Reverse game

1452
00:49:43,116 --> 00:49:45,000
Hit her with a cold line ♪

1453
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:46,295
♪ Told her

1454
00:49:46,335 --> 00:49:46,980
I don't want her pussy ♪

1455
00:49:47,020 --> 00:49:48,010
♪ Yeah that really

1456
00:49:48,050 --> 00:49:48,980
Fucked her mind ♪

1457
00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:50,028
♪ Learned that from a cold mack

1458
00:49:50,068 --> 00:49:50,980
How to make them come back ♪

1459
00:49:51,020 --> 00:49:52,047
♪ How to make her run back

1460
00:49:52,087 --> 00:49:52,980
Hanging off your sack ♪

1461
00:49:53,020 --> 00:49:54,133
♪ How to make a bitch

1462
00:49:54,173 --> 00:49:54,980
Take a bullet ♪

1463
00:49:55,020 --> 00:49:55,980
♪ Like the secret service ♪

1464
00:49:56,020 --> 00:49:56,796
♪ While you sit back

1465
00:49:56,836 --> 00:49:57,980
And watch the Kentucky Derby ♪

1466
00:49:58,020 --> 00:49:59,980
♪ How a nigga sound so clean ♪

1467
00:50:00,020 --> 00:50:02,775
♪ And never talk about a chopper

1468
00:50:02,815 --> 00:50:04,980
Or a key, motherfucker? ♪

1469
00:50:05,020 --> 00:50:06,988
♪ How a nigga sound so clean

1470
00:50:07,028 --> 00:50:08,980
When he pull out his piece ♪

1471
00:50:09,020 --> 00:50:10,784
♪ And fuck the mouths

1472
00:50:10,824 --> 00:50:13,000
Of the beasts like that? ♪