1 00:00:11,917 --> 00:00:13,166 This phone thing's got him spooked. 2 00:00:13,458 --> 00:00:16,125 And Felim accounts for over half the desk profit. 3 00:00:16,542 --> 00:00:19,041 Look, I'm hoping we're not ruining a friendship 4 00:00:19,125 --> 00:00:20,250 over miscommunication. 5 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:22,125 FELIM BICHAN: Do you even remember what you said? 6 00:00:22,375 --> 00:00:24,625 -This stays between us, okay? -Mm-hmm. 7 00:00:24,709 --> 00:00:27,208 ♪ ("INDUSTRY" THEME PLAYS) ♪ 8 00:00:30,333 --> 00:00:33,166 Why are women so much more interesting to men 9 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:34,291 than men are to women? 10 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:36,709 What she say? Let me see! 11 00:00:36,792 --> 00:00:37,959 It's none of your business. 12 00:00:38,458 --> 00:00:41,500 SARA DHADWAL: Your team's being subsumed into the other sector teams. 13 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,125 -GUS SACKEY: Where? -CPS Desk. 14 00:00:44,417 --> 00:00:45,250 (WHISTLES) 15 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,458 MAXIM ALONSO: I can't believe I didn't know you were at Pierpoint. 16 00:00:47,542 --> 00:00:49,542 We're in the same part of the business. 17 00:00:50,166 --> 00:00:52,083 See, the problem with this, they keep hiring 18 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:53,875 these fuckin' princesses. 19 00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:56,583 Hey, buddy. Don't talk to her like that. 20 00:00:57,792 --> 00:01:00,291 If you ever need a place to stay, I have a spare room. 21 00:01:00,375 --> 00:01:01,959 Really? I would love that. 22 00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:11,959 ♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 23 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:26,625 ♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 24 00:01:33,083 --> 00:01:34,709 (EXHALES) 25 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:45,458 -(RATTLING) -(GRUNTS SOFTLY) 26 00:01:47,583 --> 00:01:50,166 -(SIGHS) -YASMIN KARA-HANANI: Harper? You awake? 27 00:01:52,667 --> 00:01:54,750 Maybe you should ask Greg for a coffee? 28 00:01:54,834 --> 00:01:56,875 Maybe Greg should ask me for a coffee. 29 00:01:56,959 --> 00:01:58,250 (YASMIN CHUCKLES) 30 00:01:58,333 --> 00:02:00,125 -Can we talk money again? -(YASMIN SIGHS) 31 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:02,709 Honestly, Harper, it would make me feel uncomfortable 32 00:02:02,792 --> 00:02:04,667 to charge you to live in my parents' house. 33 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:08,041 Yeah, okay, but like, do you rent this part off of them? 34 00:02:08,125 --> 00:02:10,542 -Well, um-- -(DOOR CLATTERING) 35 00:02:10,625 --> 00:02:11,959 Oh, fucking hell. 36 00:02:12,041 --> 00:02:13,959 Choon! Such a choon. 37 00:02:14,041 --> 00:02:15,625 ♪ ("AURA" BY BICEP PLAYING ON PHONE) ♪ 38 00:02:15,709 --> 00:02:17,458 We should kill the business and just, like, 39 00:02:17,542 --> 00:02:19,458 follow Bicep around Europe. 40 00:02:19,542 --> 00:02:22,834 Think how purely happy we'd be. 41 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:26,583 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 42 00:02:27,709 --> 00:02:30,000 Oh, God. You're a fucking mess. 43 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,834 DIGDOG: Yas, have you got any lollipops? 44 00:02:31,917 --> 00:02:35,125 No. No, I don't have any lollipops, Digdog. 45 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:39,875 -Are you gonna go to work today? -Nah, we just, um... 46 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:42,542 -We just picked up another bag, so... -Right. 47 00:02:42,625 --> 00:02:45,709 Alexa, play Digdog's ketty mix. 48 00:02:45,792 --> 00:02:47,875 ♪ ("S CLUB PARTY" BY S CLUB 7 PLAYS) ♪ 49 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:49,834 ♪ There ain't no party Like an S Club party... ♪ 50 00:02:49,917 --> 00:02:53,000 So, are all British guys pathological drug addicts? 51 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:55,625 -DIGDOG: You get one bag... -He gets led astray. 52 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,709 This is gonna be a two-bag affair. 53 00:02:57,792 --> 00:02:59,375 Shall we go earn some money? 54 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:04,333 -YASMIN: So, Greg... -HARPER STERN: So, rent? 55 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:05,917 Honestly, if it means that much to you, 56 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,500 just buy something nice for the kitchen. 57 00:03:07,583 --> 00:03:10,417 I don't think I even know what belongs in a kitchen like that. 58 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:12,208 It's just a kitchen. 59 00:03:12,291 --> 00:03:15,166 Yeah, but it's, like... a kitchen. 60 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:16,917 ♪ (SYNTH MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 61 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 I still keep getting that feeling whenever I wake up, 62 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:22,583 like, I don't know, like I can't believe that I'm here. 63 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:26,375 You okay? 64 00:03:30,875 --> 00:03:32,208 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 65 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:33,458 MAN: I'm getting to an age where 66 00:03:33,542 --> 00:03:36,291 my hangovers are no longer charming, I'm thinking... 67 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:39,125 What's going on? Why're there so many people here? 68 00:03:41,458 --> 00:03:43,208 Felim stopped trading with us. 69 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:45,834 According to Eric, he "stepped away from the market 70 00:03:45,917 --> 00:03:47,333 for personal reasons." 71 00:03:49,583 --> 00:03:52,375 I wanna bang the drum this morning. 72 00:03:52,458 --> 00:03:54,875 Rishi and the traders will be in shortly with their axes. 73 00:03:54,959 --> 00:03:57,959 Double sales credits to anyone who fills them this month. 74 00:03:58,041 --> 00:03:59,375 Our worldview today 75 00:03:59,458 --> 00:04:02,250 is what we own and what our traders own. 76 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:05,375 Is there any more color on Felim's departure? 77 00:04:05,458 --> 00:04:08,166 Well, he-- he's been having trouble with trading lines 78 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:10,625 and some protracted legal issues. 79 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:14,083 Is it temporary or permanent? 80 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:16,667 I-- (SCOFFS) We-- we'll have to see. 81 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:19,208 DARIA GREENOCK: It's just that 60 percent of the P and L 82 00:04:19,291 --> 00:04:21,542 feels like a pretty big iceberg to me. 83 00:04:23,291 --> 00:04:27,291 Well... (CHUCKLES) The lights are still on, Daria. 84 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:29,792 SARA DHADWAL: Let's make sure we keep it that way. 85 00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:31,834 -ERIC TAO: Good morning. -Eric. 86 00:04:31,917 --> 00:04:33,041 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 87 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:36,291 We need to be sharper at packaging trading strategies 88 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:38,250 across asset classes. 89 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:41,041 High-margin, multi-asset plays, please. 90 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:43,083 If our guys don't have conviction, 91 00:04:43,166 --> 00:04:45,333 it's because we're not being convincing. 92 00:04:45,917 --> 00:04:47,208 Simple as that. 93 00:04:47,291 --> 00:04:49,000 RISHI RAMDANI: Morning, kids. 94 00:04:49,333 --> 00:04:50,375 Eric. 95 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,792 Sara. So. 96 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:55,500 We've got some mid-market offers on some corporate bonds. 97 00:04:55,583 --> 00:04:58,083 I would love them to be moved this morning. 98 00:04:58,166 --> 00:05:01,291 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(TELEPHONE RINGING) 99 00:05:01,375 --> 00:05:03,834 I know this might sound crazy, but I think that we could play 100 00:05:03,917 --> 00:05:06,208 another slowdown in housing. 101 00:05:06,291 --> 00:05:08,333 And why should I listen to a grad? 102 00:05:08,417 --> 00:05:10,917 The housing market's a canary in a coal mine. 103 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,834 You don't-- don't say "canary in a coal mine." 104 00:05:12,917 --> 00:05:15,041 You sound like a fucking financial journalist. 105 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:16,125 What's the play? 106 00:05:16,208 --> 00:05:20,041 Um, well, obviously gold, maybe a call option. 107 00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:23,458 -That's vanilla. Work on a pitch and we'll talk later. -HARPER: Yeah, thank you. 108 00:05:23,542 --> 00:05:24,834 -Is that it? -Yeah, thanks. 109 00:05:24,917 --> 00:05:27,792 ERIC: Rish, I'm calling Arbitrage Andy, the permabear. 110 00:05:27,875 --> 00:05:29,917 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(TELEPHONE RINGING) 111 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,875 Eric, what do you want me on? 112 00:05:31,959 --> 00:05:34,750 RISHI: Ah, mate, are you serious with this price? 113 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:40,750 Do you know the difference between racing green 114 00:05:40,834 --> 00:05:42,417 and studio green? 115 00:05:43,917 --> 00:05:46,917 Buddy, you are in my personal space. 116 00:05:50,709 --> 00:05:52,083 What did you study? 117 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:54,792 Literae Humaniores. 118 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:56,375 (TELEPHONES RINGING) 119 00:05:56,917 --> 00:05:58,291 Classics. 120 00:05:58,375 --> 00:06:01,583 (LAUGHS) How the fuck did you end up in a bank? 121 00:06:02,834 --> 00:06:05,583 -Only in England. -(MAN CHUCKLING) 122 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:08,709 ERIC: I've told Clement to look after you. 123 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:12,208 GREG GRAYSON: Harper. Yo. 124 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:13,667 HARPER: Greg? 125 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:16,000 I'm on the ninth stage of the journey. 126 00:06:16,083 --> 00:06:19,291 The hero faces the greatest challenge yet, 127 00:06:19,375 --> 00:06:23,125 and experiences death and rebirth. 128 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:26,917 I'm paraphrasing. 129 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,083 It's pretty cool, right? 130 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:30,041 RISHI: I'm not fucking filling you there. 131 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:32,291 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 132 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:36,625 RISHI: Hello, Marty? Yeah. Take the orders. 133 00:06:36,709 --> 00:06:38,625 Yeah. Who? 134 00:06:38,709 --> 00:06:41,208 Jack Blackburn. Ye-- Yeah, he's a limp-dick analyst, but... 135 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:45,333 I can't believe he's actually reading a physical copy. 136 00:06:45,417 --> 00:06:46,875 RISHI: He has a view, of course... 137 00:06:46,959 --> 00:06:50,917 Mate, he used to get twatted with Michael Lewis at Salomon. 138 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,583 GUS SACKEY: So he was a big deal in the '90s? 139 00:06:53,959 --> 00:06:55,125 Wow. 140 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:57,375 RISHI: Yeah, if he's telling me to sell-- Okay, fine. 141 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:59,792 -(TELEPHONE RINGING) -RISHI: No, I didn't say that. 142 00:06:59,875 --> 00:07:02,542 I said, if his balls are out, his balls are out. 143 00:07:02,625 --> 00:07:05,417 I don't wanna see anything else apart from his balls. 144 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:08,583 GREG: Yeah, Hawksmoor with him and three of my best punters... 145 00:07:08,667 --> 00:07:12,500 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 146 00:07:15,166 --> 00:07:17,500 -Come on. -No... Mate. 147 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:23,667 -(TELEPHONE RINGS) -(CHATTER CONTINUES) 148 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:31,583 I was going to send the Asia stuff 149 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:33,291 to Karl at Goliath, 150 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:36,208 um, but I wasn't sure if it was okay coming directly from me, 151 00:07:36,291 --> 00:07:37,750 or if you wanted to be CCed in, or-- 152 00:07:37,834 --> 00:07:39,750 KENNY KILBANE: Take the initiative. 153 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:42,500 JACKIE WALSH: No, I mean like a thick mainline vein 154 00:07:42,583 --> 00:07:44,083 running down his cock... 155 00:07:45,625 --> 00:07:49,291 We haven't done "Yasmin's Trading Idea" in a while, um... 156 00:07:49,375 --> 00:07:52,709 -I've been putting together this long dollar idea-- -Look, I should apologize. 157 00:07:52,792 --> 00:07:54,834 That whole "Trade Idea" exercise... 158 00:07:54,917 --> 00:07:57,083 It was unfair of me to put that pressure on you 159 00:07:57,166 --> 00:07:59,125 when you're not ready. Truth is, nobody's gonna 160 00:07:59,208 --> 00:08:02,834 take your ideas seriously for a few years. So... 161 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:04,875 Just nail the small stuff. Yeah? 162 00:08:04,959 --> 00:08:06,709 -JACKIE: This is bullshit. -Okay. 163 00:08:06,792 --> 00:08:08,417 JACKIE: The research is fundamental... 164 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,625 -(TELEPHONE RINGS) -JACKIE: Must be horseshit. 165 00:08:10,709 --> 00:08:12,333 It was good to clear the air, though. 166 00:08:12,417 --> 00:08:13,709 Yeah. 167 00:08:13,792 --> 00:08:16,458 JACKIE: Once again, you've wasted my time. Goodbye. 168 00:08:16,542 --> 00:08:17,625 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 169 00:08:17,709 --> 00:08:20,333 How did you two find each other? 170 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:23,208 Uh, university. Oxford. 171 00:08:23,291 --> 00:08:25,667 I mean social circles. 172 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:28,333 How does an Old Etonian end up pals 173 00:08:28,417 --> 00:08:30,375 -with a lad from the pit? -(CHUCKLES) 174 00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:32,500 How do you expect to sell financial products 175 00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:34,208 if you sound like a miner? 176 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:36,125 GUS: Our college was a melting pot. 177 00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:37,709 -WAITER: Mr. Clement? -No. 178 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:39,917 Where did you go? 179 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:44,875 That's me and our erstwhile premier. 180 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:46,417 Absolutely cunted. 181 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,333 -Gakked to the gills. -(BOTH LAUGH) 182 00:08:48,417 --> 00:08:51,166 Reminds me that I used to be beautiful. 183 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:53,583 Sixteenth of September, 1992. 184 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:57,125 Black Wednesday. When we left the ERM. 185 00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:58,834 The Exchange Rate Mechanism. 186 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:01,667 An early dalliance with putting two fingers up to Europe. 187 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:05,709 (LAUGHS) Came here, forgot everything. 188 00:09:05,792 --> 00:09:08,709 And that's the way this business has always worked. 189 00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:12,542 After the crash in '29, they wallpapered the Union Club 190 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:14,291 with stock certificates. 191 00:09:15,583 --> 00:09:17,458 You haven't touched your drink, Robert. 192 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:25,709 We will be seeing Kaspar Zenden here tomorrow afternoon. 193 00:09:25,792 --> 00:09:28,542 I've built my career writing Kaspar's business. 194 00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:30,792 Now, he's bringing along some new lackey, 195 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:32,458 Usman something. 196 00:09:32,542 --> 00:09:35,208 You two will need to find a way to occupy him. 197 00:09:35,291 --> 00:09:37,166 With Felim gone, the desk can't afford 198 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:39,125 to shed any more accounts. 199 00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:42,000 And, gentlemen, 200 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:43,792 this is an important evening. 201 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,250 Get on the right side of Usman, 202 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:47,583 and you'll be on the right side of me. 203 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:50,291 I need to pay Mrs. Wilmslow. Excuse me. 204 00:09:56,750 --> 00:09:59,709 This guy Usman actually runs money. 205 00:09:59,792 --> 00:10:03,375 (SCOFFS) I'll ping him an intro. What's their mandate? 206 00:10:06,291 --> 00:10:07,667 How do you not know that? 207 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:12,208 Mate, it's Clement's only client. 208 00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:15,041 Are you deliberately trying not to impress your boss? 209 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,542 (INDISTINCT OFFICE CHATTER) 210 00:10:19,709 --> 00:10:23,291 Harper, are you a fan of Japanese whiskey? 211 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:26,250 My uncle was one of those older middle-aged white men 212 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,125 who was overly into Japan. 213 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:31,458 That's usually a euphemism for, like, an ethno-nonce or... 214 00:10:31,542 --> 00:10:34,083 maybe just a real nonce. Anyway, we had a load of it at his funeral. 215 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:35,291 -(TELEPHONE RINGS) -DARIA: Hello? 216 00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:37,917 I mean, the irony was that he was actually abused, 217 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,583 he wasn't the abuser. (CHUCKLES) 218 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:42,875 -DARIA: I cannot believe you left me last night. -What are you talking about? 219 00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:46,083 I presume I should bring a bottle tonight? 220 00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:48,166 Tonight? 221 00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:51,041 Yasmin's dinner. 222 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:55,250 I am coming as a sort of pastoral figure, right? 223 00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:58,125 Like, um, advisor to the youth. Youth advisor. 224 00:10:58,208 --> 00:11:00,458 -DARIA: (LAUGHS) I know! -It's the only evening I can do. 225 00:11:00,542 --> 00:11:02,208 -Yeah. No, no. That's great. -Okay, cool. 226 00:11:02,291 --> 00:11:05,125 -(COMPUTER CHIMES) -DARIA: I told him to fuck off in perfect Russian. 227 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:08,250 -All right, bitch, I'll see you next week. -(CHUCKLES) 228 00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:10,834 Someone should tell her they monitor those. 229 00:11:10,917 --> 00:11:12,041 -Yep. -GREG: Yeah. 230 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,625 Always a pleasure, Daria. 231 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:16,917 Greg. 232 00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:20,792 Shut up. 233 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,333 (GRUNTING) 234 00:11:25,417 --> 00:11:28,000 ♪ ("HEAT RISES" BY NILÜFER YANYA PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪ 235 00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:30,834 ♪ What a mess I'll Mess I'll be ♪ 236 00:11:30,917 --> 00:11:32,500 ♪ What a mess I'll ♪ 237 00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:34,500 (PANTING) 238 00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:37,166 ♪ Getting high Just from the heat ♪ 239 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:40,083 ♪ It could be a while Until we meet ♪ 240 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:43,166 ♪ Simple thing To be wasting on you ♪ 241 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,834 ♪ Simple thing to be wasting ♪ 242 00:11:45,917 --> 00:11:48,709 ♪ Getting high Just from the heat ♪ 243 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,542 ♪ I'll be cross until we meet ♪ 244 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:51,792 You all right? 245 00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:54,667 ♪ I'll break gloves Till they bring me to you... ♪ 246 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:57,125 (BEEPING) 247 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,375 (PANTING) 248 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:10,375 ♪ And what a mess I'll Mess I'll be ♪ 249 00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:13,333 ♪ What a mess I'll Mess I'll be ♪ 250 00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:16,375 ♪ What a mess I'll Mess I'll be ♪ 251 00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:18,667 ♪ What a mess I'll ♪ 252 00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:20,500 ♪ And what a mess I'll ♪ 253 00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,208 -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 254 00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:24,542 Mate, of course I'm chasing tonight. 255 00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:27,625 I'll only look like this once. And by "this," I mean gorgeous. 256 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,625 Nah. I'm moving sides tonight. 257 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,500 Your loss, buddy. Peace. 258 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,208 Oi, follicles... 259 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,667 The loo's out of order. Again. 260 00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:43,500 The smell. 261 00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:46,417 Honestly, I cannot believe that came out of a woman. 262 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,750 (SNORTS) 263 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,667 DARIA: I need a favor. 264 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,041 Seaweed. 265 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,750 Thanks. Shoot. 266 00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:58,333 So, uh, Aubrey from Allerton is coming in tomorrow, 267 00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:00,166 and I need a pack put together. 268 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,125 Just boring data entry, I'm afraid. 269 00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:04,750 How often they've been trading, what volume, which asset class. 270 00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:06,542 Needs to go back the last three years. 271 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:09,000 I-- I know it's not the sexiest of work, 272 00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,417 but you'd be getting me out of a hole. 273 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,667 And we can meet with Aubrey together. 274 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:15,959 That'd be great. 275 00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:18,041 Yeah, just send over the info, and I'll get right on it. 276 00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:20,542 Great, thank you. Appreciate you. 277 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:23,041 RISHI: I am the marketing man. All the flow is me. 278 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,834 So, these will be 55 pounds. 279 00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:33,375 Are you joking? 280 00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:34,583 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 281 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,834 AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors closing. 282 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,208 Lift going up. 283 00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:46,375 Are they for Greg? 284 00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:48,792 You know, 285 00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:50,500 you don't have to jump on the first guy 286 00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:53,792 -who sits next to you. -I am hardly jumping on him. 287 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,333 Well, do you like him? 288 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,041 I've never really dated a white guy. 289 00:13:57,125 --> 00:14:00,125 -AUTOMATED VOICE: Floor eight. -(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 290 00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:02,166 So, why would you start with someone 291 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,834 -who's effectively your boss? -He's not my boss. 292 00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,375 Well, he's your superior. 293 00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:07,917 (LAUGHS) 294 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,834 Why not just act like a normal person 295 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,333 and fuck a load of strangers via technology? 296 00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:15,166 The apps make me hate myself. Every time I get a match, 297 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:16,709 it's with some guy at a wedding, 298 00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:19,417 or a Chad who's "into biracial chicks." 299 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,750 ROBERT SPEARING: Right. I've got loads of dating profiles. Look. 300 00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:25,166 -Tory Robert. -Wow. 301 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:26,458 See, every day, 302 00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:28,917 I match with about a million different variations 303 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,208 of the same girl called Portia who works in PR. 304 00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:33,709 Or... 305 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,083 Ketty Bob. 306 00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:39,000 Loves talking about how hungover he is 307 00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:40,500 and pretends he voted for Corbyn. 308 00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,125 It kind of works on, like, 309 00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:44,959 flighty art types who always have a "guy taken too young" 310 00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:46,291 on their Instagram. 311 00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:48,875 Mmm. 312 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:50,417 (CHUCKLES) Come on, hey. 313 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,333 Oh, you know, these girls, right? 314 00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:54,375 They always have some gorgeous guy 315 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:57,291 who died in his early twenties by, you know, 316 00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:58,959 suicide, car crash, whatever. 317 00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:02,834 And every year, they just wheel him out for the likes. 318 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:06,333 Ketty Bob obliges. 319 00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:07,959 This screams insecurity. 320 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,750 All right, good one. Give me your login. 321 00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:12,667 (LAUGHS) No. 322 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:16,208 ROBERT: Give me five pictures where you're not smiling. 323 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,875 -What's wrong with my smile? -Well, it's too sweet. 324 00:15:22,417 --> 00:15:24,291 How do you even have the time? 325 00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:26,834 Has Gus muscled in already? 326 00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:29,250 GUS: Sorry, I'm not sure I can help with that. 327 00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,083 ROBERT: Inevitably. 328 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,291 RISHI: Biggest ass in the league since Joe Cole. 329 00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:37,041 If you bet on Liverpool at home, they're only, like, 1.2, 1.3, 330 00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:40,250 -but, mate, it's free money. -HARPER: Username is my email. 331 00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:43,250 Password is "password" without the P. 332 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,583 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 333 00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:47,375 RISHI: It's printing money. Just size up on the bet. 334 00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:49,834 Harper, what's the ETA on the pack? 335 00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:52,709 Not long. Getting there. 336 00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:55,667 (CHUCKLES) Is that how far you've got? 337 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,041 Um, I'm just working on this pitch for Eric, 338 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,917 but I think it could be commercial for the desk. 339 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,125 Okay, but I need to review it before the meeting tomorrow. 340 00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:05,792 Can you get it to me before the end of the day? 341 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:09,542 If you can't, just say. I mean, we'll-- we'll work it out. 342 00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:11,917 Yeah, hundred percent. 343 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,834 Great, thank you. But don't kill yourself, okay? 344 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,375 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 345 00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:21,458 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(TELEPHONES RINGING) 346 00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:24,083 ♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 347 00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:25,667 (PHONE BUZZES) 348 00:16:34,542 --> 00:16:37,500 (CHUCKLES) 349 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,875 -(LOUDLY) You're up! -Oh. 350 00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:45,917 -ERIC: Is that your trade idea? -Yeah. Yeah, sure. Um... 351 00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:48,417 Just... 352 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:50,875 Um... 353 00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:52,583 So, I'm thinking that we express the view 354 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:55,208 -via the Homebuilders sub-index. -Is this all you've done? 355 00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:59,000 I didn't know that you were expecting it finished by-- 356 00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:01,750 I expect you to have expectations of yourself. 357 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,250 Yeah. Sorry. Daria needed me to prep 358 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,959 some decks for her Allerton meeting tomorrow, 359 00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:12,125 and it just sort of took over. (CHUCKLING) 360 00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,834 She wanted me to sit in that meeting with her, 361 00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:15,792 so I thought that that was a great opportunity for-- 362 00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:17,959 Okay, here-- here's how it's gonna go. 363 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:22,834 You're gonna pitch me this again in the morning meeting. 364 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,291 And it's gonna be the version I asked for. 365 00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:28,500 In front of the entire team? 366 00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:31,458 In front of the entire team. 367 00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:36,041 Be like a priest at the pulpit. 368 00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:37,125 Clarity... 369 00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,000 and conviction. 370 00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:41,542 Is that, like, a punishment? 371 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,750 Or an opportunity. It's up to you. 372 00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:49,917 Don't-- don't make me feel like I'm not special, Harpsicord. 373 00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:52,458 I'm starting to feel that way. 374 00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:57,083 ♪ ("FLAWS AND ALL" BY EBENEZER PLAYING) ♪ 375 00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:02,291 (PHONE BUZZES) 376 00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:10,917 ♪ I wanna say I do But I don't ♪ 377 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,583 ♪ I wanna say I will But I know I won't ♪ 378 00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:15,917 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES ON SPEAKERS) ♪ 379 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,917 (THEO AND GUS LAUGHING) 380 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,041 ♪ Loving you ain't easy but I still do it regardless... ♪ 381 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:24,583 You know that Ben James runs club nights now? 382 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:27,125 What else do you do with a 2:2 in Modern Languages? 383 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:31,375 (LAUGHS) Yeah, well, it looks... aggressively homosexual. 384 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,583 It's tomorrow. D'you fancy it? 385 00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:36,208 GUS: Uh, I didn't get an invite. 386 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,250 Not on a school night, mate. 387 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:42,250 Um, I should go. I'll see you tomorrow, yeah? 388 00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:44,125 ♪ Even with your flaws and all ♪ 389 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,333 See you, Rob. 390 00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:49,208 ♪ Yeah, you still the one... ♪ 391 00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:50,625 ROBERT: Why is he always so miserable 392 00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:52,375 -after you've made him come? -(SCOFFS) 393 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:55,417 ROBERT: Listen, mate, 394 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,667 are you sure that you know what you're doing? 395 00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,875 Because I can see it, and I'm not sure that you can. 396 00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:04,041 GUS: Are you only reading that now? 397 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:08,083 ♪ But you played games... ♪ 398 00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:10,041 I'm already in a dialogue with Usman. 399 00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:12,583 I'm working on a pitch with Theo. 400 00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:15,000 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah You said it yourself ♪ 401 00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:16,125 (SCOFFS) 402 00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:17,875 ♪ You said it yourself ♪ 403 00:19:19,709 --> 00:19:22,834 ♪ I wanna say I do But I don't ♪ 404 00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:26,291 ♪ I wanna say I will But I know I won't ♪ 405 00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:29,875 ♪ Loving you ain't easy But I still do it regardless ♪ 406 00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:31,709 (PHONE BUZZES) 407 00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:33,458 ♪ But I still do it regardless ♪ 408 00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:36,500 ♪ Wanna say I can But I can't ♪ 409 00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:40,000 ♪ I really wanna give us A second chance ♪ 410 00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:43,875 ♪ 'Cause loving you ain't easy But I still do it regardless ♪ 411 00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:45,375 ♪ Even with your flaws and all ♪ 412 00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,709 SEB OLDROYD: I hope I can keep this down after today. 413 00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:48,834 YASMIN: You'd better. 414 00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:50,959 So, um, we're launching sub-sites 415 00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:53,291 for Brown, Princeton, and Harvard. 416 00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,542 -HARPER: Hi! So sorry I'm late. -Oh, wow. Hey! 417 00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:56,667 -HARPER: Hi. -SEB: Hey. 418 00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:57,792 YASMIN: Finally. 419 00:19:57,875 --> 00:20:00,792 And, uh, we're setting up an office in New York. 420 00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:03,583 -HARPER: I'm so sorry. -YASMIN: It's fine. 421 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:06,166 I've told him I'm not built for a long-distance relationship. 422 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,917 -(BOTH LAUGH) -So... 423 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,625 -GREG: Hey. -Hey. 424 00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:13,542 Don't worry, I'm only here to be fed. 425 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,542 (LAUGHS) No. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 426 00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,166 GREG: So, how do you actually make money? 427 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,083 I know that's a naff thing to say, 428 00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:20,375 but the idea of people 429 00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,208 actually making money doing something they love 430 00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:24,333 -fills me with pain, so... -(HARPER LAUGHS) 431 00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:26,375 Just traditional revenue streams, really. 432 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:29,041 Um, things like targeted advertising. 433 00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:30,250 -GREG: Cool. -Stuff like that. 434 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,542 Okay, so I have a problem with these algorithms. 435 00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:35,291 -I'll be watching Trump, right? -(YASMIN GROANS) 436 00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:37,583 And then I'm pushed towards some 437 00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:41,041 red pill "menimism" where before I know it, it's like 4:00 a.m. 438 00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:43,208 and I've been watching seven hours of... 439 00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:46,375 what can only be described as anti-Semitic propaganda. 440 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:47,917 Okay, well, you are clicking it, 441 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,917 so that is what the internet thinks that you are. 442 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,333 -True, I had a great time. I loved it. -That's how that works. 443 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,458 -Speaking of which, whoopee-do! -Oh. 444 00:20:57,458 --> 00:21:01,625 Oh, my God. Is this really called "Black Nikka"? 445 00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:03,417 -(LAUGHS) -YASMIN: Wha-- 446 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,041 GREG: I never really thought about that. 447 00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:06,959 It's-- it's two Ks, not two Gs. 448 00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,750 -You swing and a miss, buddy. -(PHONE BUZZES) 449 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,667 Now I feel like the ethno-nonce. 450 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:13,000 Yeah, you should. You should. 451 00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:16,250 SEB: So, what was holding you up, anyway? 452 00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:19,917 No. No. We're not talking about work. (LAUGHS) 453 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,250 GREG: So how do I actually eat this? I don't want to offend 454 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:23,834 any more cultures than I already have. 455 00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:26,208 -Bang it all in the one bowl. -(LAUGHS) Okay. 456 00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:28,250 What's that? 457 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,625 It's just Rob being an asshole. (CHUCKLES) 458 00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:32,917 GREG: So, Eric's sucked you into his vortex? 459 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,834 No, he just, um... 460 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:40,208 Uh, he wants me to pitch an idea in the meeting tomorrow. 461 00:21:40,291 --> 00:21:42,208 -Whoa! -Cool. 462 00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,250 HARPER: Thank you. 463 00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,333 GREG: Wonder what Daria thinks about that. 464 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,542 That's amazing. 465 00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:49,792 That CPS lets your pitch at your level. 466 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,417 Thanks. (CHUCKLES) 467 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,959 Eech! 468 00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:56,291 So, you know how all those houses in London sit empty? 469 00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:59,291 -(LAUGHS) -I went as a kid, and... 470 00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:01,583 Am I being paranoid, 471 00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:04,792 or did Harper's trade idea sound like a veiled swipe 472 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:07,542 at my parents' financial situation? 473 00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:11,333 "Non-dom tax exiles buying up properties," I mean. 474 00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:12,583 SEB: I dunno, you know. 475 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:15,250 I checked out when Greg started talking about 476 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:18,542 -taking equity out of his flat. -(CHUCKLES) 477 00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:21,166 Why is that guy hanging out with us? 478 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:23,583 There is no way, no way, she likes him. 479 00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:25,834 -She does. -Really? 480 00:22:25,917 --> 00:22:26,875 Have you asked her? 481 00:22:26,959 --> 00:22:28,500 'Cause he just followed me to the toilet 482 00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:29,834 and offered me acid. 483 00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:31,333 -What? -SEB: (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 484 00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:32,583 YASMIN: It's a Tuesday. 485 00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:36,041 (HARPER AND GREG CHATTING INDISTINCTLY) 486 00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:38,750 I cannot believe Eric lets her speak in their meetings. 487 00:22:38,834 --> 00:22:42,166 Right, you invited her to live here, 488 00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:44,250 so you can't start doing that. 489 00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:47,875 All I'm saying is we should probably make her feel... 490 00:22:47,959 --> 00:22:49,417 comfortable 'cause this is obviously 491 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,792 a bit of a culture shock. 492 00:22:50,875 --> 00:22:53,583 All I am doing is making her feel comfortable! 493 00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:57,625 (CHUCKLES) Yes, you are. Of course you are. 494 00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:00,667 No one else could do what I do. I'm a fucking magician. 495 00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:02,333 -(CHUCKLES) -I am. 496 00:23:02,417 --> 00:23:04,542 SEB: I know you are. 497 00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:07,375 GREG: The guy, uh, went on to be a grant-giver 498 00:23:07,458 --> 00:23:09,959 to a lot of, uh, British public schools. 499 00:23:10,041 --> 00:23:12,458 So that doesn't surprise me... 500 00:23:12,542 --> 00:23:14,834 -(YASMIN MOANS SOFTLY) -(SEB GRUNTS) 501 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:19,667 (HARPER AND GREG CONTINUE CHATTING) 502 00:23:24,959 --> 00:23:27,417 (EXHALES) Fuck. 503 00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:29,333 (MOANS) 504 00:23:34,917 --> 00:23:37,333 Are you gonna dry dishes with that hand? 505 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,375 (GROANS) 506 00:23:41,542 --> 00:23:42,959 Shit, I'm sorry. 507 00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:45,333 Sorry. 508 00:23:47,041 --> 00:23:48,583 HARPER: And this is my room. 509 00:23:48,667 --> 00:23:50,959 -The small one. (CHUCKLES) -GREG: Nice! 510 00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:56,542 -Is that... Yasmin? (LAUGHS) -Oh, I have no idea. 511 00:24:00,709 --> 00:24:05,375 This is gonna sound really weird and a little bit cruel, but... 512 00:24:05,458 --> 00:24:09,709 I feel like I'm really only doing this to placate Yasmin. 513 00:24:10,542 --> 00:24:12,000 Yes. (CHUCKLES) 514 00:24:12,709 --> 00:24:14,125 Totally. 515 00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:15,917 But I thought you wanted me to come. 516 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,417 No, yeah. I did, I did. I just, um... 517 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,500 Yeah. 518 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,250 It's messy. 519 00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:23,375 Same desk. 520 00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:26,375 -I'm old as fuck. -(LAUGHS) 521 00:24:27,542 --> 00:24:29,375 Yeah, the truth is that, um... 522 00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:34,583 I have nothing better to do. 523 00:24:38,125 --> 00:24:39,875 Is that really unattractive? Does that make me 524 00:24:39,959 --> 00:24:43,083 -really unattractive? -No, you are attractive, Greg. 525 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:46,166 (GREG CHUCKLES) 526 00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:50,917 I really should be working on that... 527 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,875 -pitch, anyway, so... -Yeah. 528 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:56,041 ♪ (QUIET ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 529 00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:09,917 Yeah. Uh-huh, thank her for dinner. 530 00:25:15,875 --> 00:25:18,875 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 531 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,083 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 532 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,458 Okay. Before we go, is there anything else? 533 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000 Let's wrap it up. 534 00:25:38,083 --> 00:25:39,709 I've actually worked on a special product 535 00:25:39,792 --> 00:25:41,917 that we could be making some noise with today. 536 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,041 THEO: Do we have time for a grad pitch? 537 00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:46,458 ERIC: Go ahead. 538 00:25:48,417 --> 00:25:51,375 So, I'm pitching a hedge on the housing market. 539 00:25:51,458 --> 00:25:55,583 Uh, okay, any analogy with the mid-noughties cycle, 540 00:25:55,667 --> 00:25:58,000 subprime, it wouldn't work. 541 00:25:58,083 --> 00:25:59,125 Less overbuilding, 542 00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:00,959 less borrowing against existing home values... 543 00:26:01,041 --> 00:26:03,041 Well, don't you think the... 544 00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:05,792 Homebuilder stocks are looking a little toppy? 545 00:26:05,875 --> 00:26:07,166 That's not our house view. 546 00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:08,709 HARPER: The house view's consensual. 547 00:26:08,792 --> 00:26:10,959 Counter-consensus is where we live. 548 00:26:12,208 --> 00:26:13,250 Keep talking. 549 00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:16,125 Initially, I was thinking some puts on the S&P, 550 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:17,709 maybe linked to a call on gold. 551 00:26:17,792 --> 00:26:19,667 But maybe something more housing specific. 552 00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:21,875 With the labor market going gangbusters like it is? 553 00:26:21,959 --> 00:26:23,208 It really doesn't make sense. 554 00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:24,792 Let her-- let her finish. 555 00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:28,667 So... 556 00:26:30,083 --> 00:26:32,250 The product I have the traders looking at 557 00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:35,333 includes a put option on the Homebuilders index 558 00:26:35,417 --> 00:26:37,583 and a call option on gold. 559 00:26:37,667 --> 00:26:39,709 And a sweet kicker, 560 00:26:39,792 --> 00:26:42,166 credit default swaps on the Homebuilders, too. 561 00:26:42,792 --> 00:26:43,917 It's the ultimate hedge 562 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,417 in a tidy suite for client convenience 563 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,834 at margins big enough to pay us while they own it. 564 00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:54,333 The spreads are gonna be wide enough to drive a bus through. 565 00:26:54,417 --> 00:26:56,166 That's our bread and butter. 566 00:26:57,375 --> 00:27:00,333 We get paid, no matter what plays out. 567 00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:06,458 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 568 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:09,125 I want you putting that in front of Allerton. 569 00:27:09,208 --> 00:27:11,417 You're seeing Aubrey today, aren't you? 570 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:12,625 Um... 571 00:27:12,709 --> 00:27:16,041 Aubrey's been inactive for too long. 572 00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:18,458 Daria's-- She's got her-- 573 00:27:18,542 --> 00:27:21,417 She's got her own way of doing things, but it's time wasted. 574 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:24,417 I don't want to step on her toes. 575 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:28,458 Her toes are the last thing you'll be thinking about on RIF. 576 00:27:28,542 --> 00:27:30,458 Just tell me what the appetite's like. 577 00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:32,500 I'll think about putting it in front of my guys. 578 00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:33,667 Okay. 579 00:27:36,291 --> 00:27:38,542 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 580 00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:49,291 -I'll get the next one. -YASMIN: What's this? 581 00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:52,417 That's a new fund out of Brevan. Just more noise. 582 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:55,583 JACKIE: ...disgusting pastries. And by "disgusting," I mean they're great. 583 00:27:56,583 --> 00:27:59,333 Swaps, futures, ETFs... 584 00:27:59,417 --> 00:28:02,333 So, I know that we said we were scrapping Yasmin's Trade Idea, 585 00:28:02,417 --> 00:28:05,375 but I was talking to Harper from Cross Product, 586 00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:07,583 and she was telling me that she has this pitch 587 00:28:07,667 --> 00:28:09,333 she's putting together on the housing market-- 588 00:28:09,417 --> 00:28:12,500 Eric has his way of doing things, we have ours, okay? 589 00:28:12,583 --> 00:28:14,000 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 590 00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:18,125 Okay. I just really think that with a minor spin 591 00:28:18,208 --> 00:28:19,667 this could be interesting for us. 592 00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:21,000 Harper said last night 593 00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:22,834 that Daria's putting her into a meeting with Aubrey Lewis 594 00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:25,458 -from Allerton this afternoon-- -Aubrey's in the building today? 595 00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:26,875 Yeah. 596 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,458 What the fu-- Come with me. 597 00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:35,583 Daria. 598 00:28:35,667 --> 00:28:37,208 My grad tells me you have a meeting with 599 00:28:37,291 --> 00:28:39,458 -Aubrey Lewis this afternoon? -DARIA: Yeah, that's right. 600 00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:41,959 Allerton is dual-coverage. Someone should have told me. 601 00:28:43,083 --> 00:28:44,959 Sorry, can you remind me who you are? 602 00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:49,250 (CHUCKLES) I'm joking, Kenny. 603 00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:51,208 We're not discussing FX business. 604 00:28:51,291 --> 00:28:53,208 All right, w-- well, I still think we should be 605 00:28:53,291 --> 00:28:54,917 -a bit more coordinated. -Aubrey does most 606 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,458 of his business through this desk. 607 00:28:56,542 --> 00:29:01,041 Okay, fine, but Yas-- Yasmin has formulated 608 00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:02,792 an interesting play on the housing market, 609 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:05,417 and I would like her in there to gauge the temperature. 610 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:08,208 DARIA: (SCOFFS) I don't want grads pitching in my meeting. 611 00:29:08,291 --> 00:29:11,250 Not pitching. No. Just observing. 612 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:14,375 (SIGHS) Okay. Sure, fine. 613 00:29:15,041 --> 00:29:16,333 Meeting's at 3:00. 614 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,375 Much appreciated. 615 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,667 You sit in. You keep quiet. 616 00:29:22,750 --> 00:29:25,667 Note down every single thing that's said. 617 00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:27,750 I don't fuckin' believe that woman. 618 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:31,709 He's meant to be an FX account. CPS have fucking poached him. 619 00:29:31,792 --> 00:29:35,333 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(TELEPHONE RINGING) 620 00:29:35,417 --> 00:29:37,250 -(AUBREY LEWIS CHUCKLES) -Does-- does your wife 621 00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:39,333 not get irritated when you don't come to bed? 622 00:29:39,417 --> 00:29:42,125 Yeah, but she gets me back by keeping me up all night. 623 00:29:42,208 --> 00:29:44,458 -Sleep apnea. -Have you tried hot yoga? 624 00:29:44,542 --> 00:29:47,041 Is that the same as Bikram? Strikes me as unhygienic. 625 00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:48,458 Yes, they had to change the name 626 00:29:48,542 --> 00:29:50,291 because of his sexual misconduct. 627 00:29:50,375 --> 00:29:52,291 Ah, well, you've gotta be careful whenever there's 628 00:29:52,375 --> 00:29:54,250 a room of people really listening to a man. 629 00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:57,041 It all leads back to the same thing. (CHUCKLES) 630 00:29:57,125 --> 00:30:00,625 So, I've had some thoughts about how you're positioned. 631 00:30:00,709 --> 00:30:03,083 You know me, Daria. Wouldn't know the sky was blue 632 00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:05,041 if you didn't bring me a color chart. 633 00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:07,250 Do you have any tail-risk hedges on? 634 00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:11,625 I would advise against. 635 00:30:11,709 --> 00:30:13,208 It's not the Pierpoint house view. 636 00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:15,291 Isn't there merit in at least exploring 637 00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:16,792 some kind of insurance? 638 00:30:16,875 --> 00:30:18,166 Sometimes, yes, 639 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,083 -but all things being-- -I've been working on a hedge 640 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:23,000 -on the housing market that I-- -(CLEARS THROAT) 641 00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:24,417 Yes? 642 00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:26,709 YASMIN: Nothing, nothing, sorry. 643 00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:30,125 I just thought Daria would prefer to lead on this one. 644 00:30:30,208 --> 00:30:31,250 (CHUCKLING) 645 00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:33,208 Okay. But this is a CPS meeting, 646 00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:35,083 and you're here to observe, so... 647 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,542 Ladies, you know I'm all ears for new ideas, 648 00:30:37,625 --> 00:30:40,375 but let's not discuss them on Aubrey's time. 649 00:30:40,792 --> 00:30:42,917 Okay? 650 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,166 So, as I was saying, I've been talking to some of the analysts, 651 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:47,500 and I think we should discuss 652 00:30:47,583 --> 00:30:49,500 the dollar-sterling cable opportunity. 653 00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:51,875 I mean, we expect the dollar to rally against the pound. 654 00:30:51,959 --> 00:30:54,333 -♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 655 00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:56,875 MAN: Look, I'm getting frustrated, Chase... 656 00:31:02,917 --> 00:31:04,291 Grand slam? 657 00:31:04,375 --> 00:31:06,250 Yeah, I think it went well. 658 00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:09,792 Well, did-- did he buy it or not? 659 00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:12,583 I didn't-- There wasn't really enough time to get into-- 660 00:31:12,667 --> 00:31:15,542 ERIC: Not enough time? You were in there forty minutes. 661 00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:19,291 So-- So why am I sending you into meetings? 662 00:31:19,375 --> 00:31:22,291 Respectfully, Eric, I brought her into the meeting. 663 00:31:25,125 --> 00:31:27,166 Aubrey's been my client for three years. 664 00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:28,458 I know his needs. 665 00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:33,458 With what he pays, his needs are subordinate to mine. 666 00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:37,166 Again, respectfully, I have to disagree. 667 00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:41,083 Harper had the balls to work on something that was cogent 668 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:44,875 and commercial enough to be put in front of clients. 669 00:31:44,959 --> 00:31:47,750 We reward her. That's the system. 670 00:31:47,834 --> 00:31:50,333 And if you'd asked me about it, I could've provided you 671 00:31:50,417 --> 00:31:52,583 with a list of more suitable clients. 672 00:31:52,667 --> 00:31:54,250 I'd appreciate not being ambushed. 673 00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:56,792 Jesus Christ, you want to make MD early, 674 00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:59,083 and I still have to hold your fucking hand? 675 00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:00,417 No, that's not what I said. 676 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:02,667 I'm just saying a level of respect in the workplace isn't-- 677 00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,333 ERIC: And what the fuck were you doing, 678 00:32:04,417 --> 00:32:06,333 taking FX in there with you? 679 00:32:08,125 --> 00:32:11,083 She's a grad, Eric. It was-- It was a favor. 680 00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:13,792 Can you tell me the yield you get out of that account 681 00:32:13,875 --> 00:32:16,291 versus the hours you put in? 682 00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:18,500 'Cause this isn't a fucking social club. 683 00:32:19,583 --> 00:32:21,208 If you're gonna spend time stroking 684 00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:25,291 these clueless fucking chinless country club fucking Henrys, 685 00:32:25,375 --> 00:32:29,500 I want to see it in dollars. It's fucking pathetic otherwise. 686 00:32:29,834 --> 00:32:30,959 Okay. 687 00:32:37,333 --> 00:32:38,500 What's our number? 688 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:42,458 (OFFICE CHATTER QUIETS) 689 00:32:42,542 --> 00:32:47,375 What is our desk's budget for the year? 690 00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:54,875 How does nobody know that fucking number? 691 00:32:57,208 --> 00:32:59,959 I go to bed with that number! 692 00:33:00,041 --> 00:33:02,709 -(TELEPHONE RINGING) -(REPORTER SPEAKING ON TV) 693 00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:09,417 We owe our clients nothing. 694 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:12,500 We have no fiduciary responsibility. 695 00:33:12,583 --> 00:33:16,291 We're advisors, we are facilitators, 696 00:33:16,375 --> 00:33:18,625 first and foremost. 697 00:33:18,709 --> 00:33:21,250 You can't fucking facilitate nothing. 698 00:33:24,834 --> 00:33:26,709 Daria should fucking know that. 699 00:33:36,792 --> 00:33:38,417 (CHATTER RESUMES) 700 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:41,875 Sit at your desk and call Allerton every twenty minutes 701 00:33:41,959 --> 00:33:43,333 till Aubrey's back at the office. 702 00:33:43,417 --> 00:33:47,458 Do not leave the floor until he's heard you out. 703 00:33:47,542 --> 00:33:49,667 And if he doesn't want us to write his business, 704 00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:51,125 any fucking business, 705 00:33:51,208 --> 00:33:54,750 I want him pulled off every distribution list he's on. 706 00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:00,000 RISHI: Because I hate to brag, but I've come in again. 707 00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:03,000 (CHATTER CONTINUES) 708 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:04,625 CLEMENT COWAN: You know what I say, Kaspar. 709 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:05,875 One meeting with management... 710 00:34:05,959 --> 00:34:07,709 Is worth a thousand research reports. 711 00:34:07,792 --> 00:34:09,792 -(LAUGHS) -It's good to know I'm valued, then. 712 00:34:09,875 --> 00:34:12,208 Nobody's gonna tell you they love you, Theo. 713 00:34:12,291 --> 00:34:13,375 (LAUGHTER) 714 00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:15,583 It's not like people pay for research. 715 00:34:15,667 --> 00:34:18,250 No, that's exactly what we pay for. 716 00:34:19,208 --> 00:34:22,000 -WAITER: Wine, sir? -Not for me, thank you. 717 00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:24,333 Are you sure we can't tempt you? 718 00:34:24,834 --> 00:34:25,959 I don't drink. 719 00:34:28,625 --> 00:34:30,750 Hi, this is Harper Stern from Pierpoint again-- 720 00:34:30,834 --> 00:34:33,333 RECEPTIONIST: Hello again. Is it Aubrey you're after? 721 00:34:33,959 --> 00:34:35,417 Is he back? 722 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:38,125 -RECEPTIONIST: Um, just now, but he might be-- -I'll hold. I'll hold. 723 00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:39,333 ERIC: Hey, Dar. 724 00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:41,750 We're having the den redone. 725 00:34:41,834 --> 00:34:45,125 Can you-- Can you lend that world-class eye again? 726 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,583 Yeah, let me see. 727 00:34:47,667 --> 00:34:50,291 ERIC: Well, we agreed on green. 728 00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:53,083 AUBREY: (ON PHONE) Hello? Harper, Hello? 729 00:34:53,166 --> 00:34:55,542 Hi, Aubrey. It's Harper from Pierpoint. 730 00:34:55,625 --> 00:34:57,041 AUBREY: Yeah, what can I do for you? 731 00:34:57,125 --> 00:34:59,250 -ERIC: It's two greens... -Eric asked me to call you. 732 00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:02,041 I have an interesting counter to your current exposure. 733 00:35:03,959 --> 00:35:06,250 The analysts think that equities will continue to rally, 734 00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:08,625 but I think that there is some risk in that view. 735 00:35:08,709 --> 00:35:10,250 I think that housing is rolling over. 736 00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:11,959 AUBREY: So, what are you offering me? 737 00:35:12,041 --> 00:35:14,083 It's a combination of puts, calls, and CDS 738 00:35:14,166 --> 00:35:16,375 packaged in an elegant, cheap suite. 739 00:35:16,458 --> 00:35:18,333 AUBREY: No, I don't trade CDS. 740 00:35:19,333 --> 00:35:20,458 Why? 741 00:35:20,542 --> 00:35:22,792 AUBREY: I don't trade products I don't understand. 742 00:35:22,875 --> 00:35:25,750 Well, these are packaged in a digestible way. 743 00:35:25,834 --> 00:35:28,125 You don't need to understand the product, just the payout. 744 00:35:28,208 --> 00:35:30,625 AUBREY: No, incorrect. From tulip bulbs to CDOs, 745 00:35:30,709 --> 00:35:32,333 newness has always been a dangerous sign. 746 00:35:32,417 --> 00:35:34,125 I'm not one of those market participants 747 00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:35,959 who trades in the dark. 748 00:35:36,041 --> 00:35:37,917 Trust me. These products aren't new. 749 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,959 AUBREY: Unfortunately, I only trust myself, 750 00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:43,667 but I almost trust Daria, after three full years. 751 00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:45,000 Is there anything else? 752 00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:47,166 Harper? 753 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:49,625 Yeah, Aubrey, while I have you on the phone, 754 00:35:49,709 --> 00:35:51,125 do you wanna do that cable idea 755 00:35:51,208 --> 00:35:52,625 that Daria was talking about at the meet? 756 00:35:52,709 --> 00:35:54,750 AUBREY: Sure. That's transparent enough for me. 757 00:35:54,834 --> 00:35:57,083 Make me a price in fifty dollars? 758 00:35:57,875 --> 00:35:58,959 Twenty/thirty? 759 00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:00,959 AUBREY: Thirty. Fifty dollars. 760 00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:03,291 Okay, so just to confirm, you're 50 at 30. 761 00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:05,750 AUBREY: Yeah, I'm in a bit of a hurry, but that sounds great. 762 00:36:05,834 --> 00:36:06,959 Thanks for your time. 763 00:36:07,041 --> 00:36:08,083 (COMPUTER BEEPS) 764 00:36:10,458 --> 00:36:11,709 Sounded like something. 765 00:36:11,792 --> 00:36:14,417 Yeah, he's gonna think about it, but I managed to get him to 766 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,417 trade some FX now. Fifty cable. 767 00:36:17,834 --> 00:36:19,458 Did-- Did he sell? 768 00:36:19,542 --> 00:36:21,125 No, he bought it. 769 00:36:21,208 --> 00:36:22,834 With sterling where it is? 770 00:36:22,917 --> 00:36:23,917 Yes. 771 00:36:24,917 --> 00:36:25,917 Thank you. 772 00:36:28,834 --> 00:36:31,125 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 773 00:36:37,583 --> 00:36:39,458 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 774 00:36:42,792 --> 00:36:45,208 -(ELEVATOR DINGS) -YASMIN: Hi. 775 00:36:51,208 --> 00:36:53,917 -Long day. -AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors closing. 776 00:36:59,792 --> 00:37:01,291 Doors closing. 777 00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:06,458 Lift going down. 778 00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:12,041 Just an FYI, ladies. 779 00:37:12,125 --> 00:37:13,500 It's cute that you're living together, 780 00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:15,458 but keep it professional at work. 781 00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:18,166 Understood. 782 00:37:18,250 --> 00:37:19,917 Really sorry. It won't happen again. 783 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,500 -(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) -AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors opening. 784 00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:30,792 I mean, since Google went public in '04, 785 00:37:30,875 --> 00:37:34,750 earnings are up a hundredfold, the price is up tenfold. 786 00:37:34,834 --> 00:37:38,166 Yeah, see, that's real underlying business change. 787 00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:40,500 You two must have been at school together. 788 00:37:41,834 --> 00:37:45,333 Uh, yeah, I was, uh, two years above. 789 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,125 Same house. 790 00:37:50,542 --> 00:37:52,000 Was he your fag? 791 00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:54,625 THEO: Um... 792 00:37:54,709 --> 00:37:57,750 I think that was abolished in the '90s. 793 00:37:57,834 --> 00:37:59,959 Well, the Old Etonians' capacity for debate 794 00:38:00,041 --> 00:38:03,458 -continues to ruin the country. -(ALL CHUCKLING) 795 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:09,083 Oh, shit. I've done it again. How about a change of scenery? 796 00:38:09,166 --> 00:38:12,375 -I feel sufficiently lubricated. -Good. 797 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,375 Fine to settle? 798 00:38:15,208 --> 00:38:16,792 Annabel's is calling. 799 00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:19,875 KASPAR ZENDEN: Let's go and pay some women to talk to us. 800 00:38:24,041 --> 00:38:27,041 ♪ ("WITCH DOCTOR" BY CRAZY P PLAYING) ♪ 801 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000 USMAN ABBOUD: Malbec. Good choice. 802 00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:37,250 My job's easier if Kaspar thinks I'm conservative. 803 00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:40,458 Shall we have one in Nobu? It's only around the corner. 804 00:38:40,542 --> 00:38:42,500 Excuse me, guys. 805 00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:44,917 -Usman, very good to meet you. -And you. 806 00:38:48,875 --> 00:38:52,834 You know, Kaspar always said my, uh, best business instinct 807 00:38:52,917 --> 00:38:54,542 is my curiosity. 808 00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:57,709 Have you ever been to Sweat Prom? 809 00:38:59,083 --> 00:39:02,083 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES OVER SPEAKERS) ♪ 810 00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:16,500 Our mission tonight is to get Gus pregnant. 811 00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:19,166 -Where do they go to fuck? -What? 812 00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:21,500 You know, when they want to go fuck? 813 00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:24,542 Ah, he wants to know where the dark room is. 814 00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:26,750 Why you asking me? 815 00:39:26,834 --> 00:39:29,417 Well, don't they build all these places to standard? 816 00:39:32,041 --> 00:39:33,333 Oi, Ben! 817 00:39:33,417 --> 00:39:36,125 (CHUCKLES) Look at you. 818 00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,208 You all right, Rogers? 819 00:39:38,291 --> 00:39:40,375 You well? This is all right, innit? 820 00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:44,125 ♪ ("WISH YOU CALLED" BY SWAN LINGO PLAYING THROUGH SPEAKERS) ♪ 821 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,333 (PHONE BUZZES) 822 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,792 ♪ I wish that I Could see you now ♪ 823 00:40:04,875 --> 00:40:07,417 ♪ Wish you called any day ♪ 824 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:10,208 ♪ Nevermore, no, no, no ♪ 825 00:40:10,291 --> 00:40:12,875 ♪ Later on, later on ♪ 826 00:40:12,959 --> 00:40:15,375 ♪ Pass it on the way ♪ 827 00:40:15,458 --> 00:40:17,959 ♪ See you waiting for yourself ♪ 828 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:19,125 ♪ Everything ♪ 829 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,709 -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 830 00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:27,792 Harper? 831 00:40:27,875 --> 00:40:29,333 -Hey, yeah. -Hey. Will. 832 00:40:29,417 --> 00:40:31,208 -Will, hi. -If you hadn't guessed. 833 00:40:31,291 --> 00:40:33,542 -(LAUGHS) -How's it going? 834 00:40:34,625 --> 00:40:36,583 -Jesus, sorry. -Whoa, good start. 835 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:38,667 -Sorry. -It's okay. (LAUGHS) 836 00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:42,875 WILL HUNT: I was hawking university application packages. 837 00:40:42,959 --> 00:40:45,542 It's kind of like a "getting into uni" consultant. 838 00:40:45,625 --> 00:40:49,041 Everyone I worked with, every single one of them, moron. 839 00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:52,083 So, I'd have this call list, Notting Hill, Kensington, 840 00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:53,417 Chelsea numbers, that sort of thing, 841 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:55,583 And as soon as somebody picked up, you'd be like, 842 00:40:55,667 --> 00:40:58,291 "Have you started thinking about university preparation yet?" 843 00:40:58,375 --> 00:41:00,125 Get the fear in them early, you know. 844 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,667 How old are the kids? 845 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:03,709 Like 13, 14? 846 00:41:03,792 --> 00:41:07,291 No fucking way. What do you talk to a 14-year-old about? 847 00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:09,625 -Pussy, mostly. Yeah. -(LAUGHS) 848 00:41:09,709 --> 00:41:11,917 The boys are always telling me what they wank to. 849 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,500 It is weird. It is weird. But I just nod along. 850 00:41:14,583 --> 00:41:16,083 "Oh, okay, mate, sure." 851 00:41:16,166 --> 00:41:17,291 HARPER: Kylie or Kendall? 852 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:18,792 WOMAN: Yeah, the dickhead didn't show. 853 00:41:18,875 --> 00:41:20,208 WILL: Um... Uh... 854 00:41:21,291 --> 00:41:22,375 Do you know her? 855 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,458 Why would I know her? 856 00:41:24,542 --> 00:41:26,375 You just strike me as the kind of guy 857 00:41:26,458 --> 00:41:28,291 who would arrange a multiple-choice date. 858 00:41:28,375 --> 00:41:31,208 That would be sociopathic. (CHUCKLES) 859 00:41:32,083 --> 00:41:33,875 William Hunt. 860 00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:36,709 -Mmm. -"Will hunt." 861 00:41:37,834 --> 00:41:40,166 Is that, like, a name or an M.O.? 862 00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:43,750 Mmm. This dog will hunt. 863 00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:46,709 -That's literally horrible. -I felt bad saying it. 864 00:41:46,792 --> 00:41:48,250 (HARPER LAUGHS) 865 00:41:48,333 --> 00:41:49,667 What do you think the record is 866 00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:52,125 for the least amount of words spoken at one of these before... 867 00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:55,667 Before what? 868 00:41:55,750 --> 00:41:57,375 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 869 00:41:57,458 --> 00:42:00,125 -I haven't showered. -HARPER: I don't want you to. 870 00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:02,750 WILL: Okay. 871 00:42:05,917 --> 00:42:09,542 (PANTS, MOANS) 872 00:42:10,583 --> 00:42:13,083 (MOANING CONTINUES) 873 00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:16,667 (SIGHS) 874 00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:19,834 -(MOANS) Do you have a condom? -Yeah. 875 00:42:19,917 --> 00:42:21,041 Okay, get it. 876 00:42:27,750 --> 00:42:31,000 Ah, an uncut dick. 877 00:42:31,083 --> 00:42:32,291 (CHUCKLES) 878 00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:34,583 I feel like I'm in a Richard Curtis movie. 879 00:42:37,166 --> 00:42:38,458 (WILL EXHALES) 880 00:42:41,041 --> 00:42:43,291 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 881 00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:50,166 (GIGGLES) 882 00:42:51,959 --> 00:42:55,000 (PANTING) Yes-- 883 00:42:56,125 --> 00:42:57,291 (GASPS) 884 00:42:57,750 --> 00:43:01,500 (MOANING) 885 00:43:02,542 --> 00:43:04,625 (MOANING CONTINUES) 886 00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:15,500 -(WILL BREATHING HEAVILY) -(HARPER MOANING) 887 00:43:15,583 --> 00:43:18,041 (MOANING CONTINUES) 888 00:43:18,667 --> 00:43:19,667 (CLEARS THROAT) 889 00:43:19,750 --> 00:43:22,083 ♪ ("FEARING LOVE" BY SERGE DEVANT PLAYING) ♪ 890 00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:24,875 ♪ I always think of you, baby ♪ 891 00:43:25,417 --> 00:43:27,583 ♪ You, baby ♪ 892 00:43:27,667 --> 00:43:30,250 ♪ And when the fire's Burning out ♪ 893 00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:33,041 ♪ It's always Back in you, honey ♪ 894 00:43:33,625 --> 00:43:35,917 ♪ You, honey ♪ 895 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,583 ♪ You got me going Round and round ♪ 896 00:43:38,667 --> 00:43:41,166 ♪ To get away from you, baby ♪ 897 00:43:41,875 --> 00:43:43,750 ♪ You, baby ♪ 898 00:43:43,834 --> 00:43:45,792 ♪ And when the stars Are coming out... ♪ 899 00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:48,750 ROBERT: (LAUGHS) Whoo! Yeah! 900 00:43:49,834 --> 00:43:51,125 ♪ You, honey ♪ 901 00:43:51,208 --> 00:43:53,250 (CHEERING) 902 00:43:57,458 --> 00:43:59,875 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 903 00:44:03,166 --> 00:44:04,333 Whoo! 904 00:44:05,959 --> 00:44:08,375 I have to go. You gonna be okay? 905 00:44:10,792 --> 00:44:12,333 Get him anything he wants. 906 00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:15,250 As long as he's alive in the morning, we're good. 907 00:44:15,750 --> 00:44:16,917 Mwah. 908 00:44:17,542 --> 00:44:18,917 (LAUGHS) 909 00:44:19,542 --> 00:44:20,375 Mate! 910 00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:22,333 GUS: Clapham. Can you go to Clapham? 911 00:44:22,417 --> 00:44:25,125 Mate, don't go to Clapham. 912 00:44:25,208 --> 00:44:27,291 All right? Never go to fucking Clapham. 913 00:44:27,375 --> 00:44:28,959 Let's just go home. 914 00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:32,166 GUS: Go and secure the client. That's what Clement would want. 915 00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:33,542 Can you take us to Finsbury Park? 916 00:44:33,625 --> 00:44:35,208 -DRIVER: Yeah, jump in. -Stay. 917 00:44:36,709 --> 00:44:38,333 Clapham, please, mate. 918 00:44:38,417 --> 00:44:39,583 DRIVER: No worries. 919 00:44:47,417 --> 00:44:49,709 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 920 00:44:59,166 --> 00:45:00,250 (LOCK RATTLES) 921 00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:04,000 (SIGHS, WHISPERS) What the fuck? Dude, look. 922 00:45:04,083 --> 00:45:07,917 You cannot just show up here. Okay? Alice is here. 923 00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:10,166 Is she asleep? 924 00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:12,375 -Come on, let me in. -Just go home. We'll talk about it tomorrow-- 925 00:45:12,458 --> 00:45:13,875 GUS: We're friends. Just let me in. 926 00:45:13,959 --> 00:45:17,291 -Fucking stop pushing me. -GUS: What you doing? 927 00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:19,083 THEO: Mate. Shut up! Shh. 928 00:45:19,166 --> 00:45:21,041 (BOTH WHISPERING) 929 00:45:21,125 --> 00:45:25,542 -Ooh! (LAUGHS LOUDLY) -Shut up. Shut the fuck up. 930 00:45:25,625 --> 00:45:27,792 (WHISPERING) Shut the fuck up. 931 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:31,041 Stop. Okay, stop. 932 00:45:31,125 --> 00:45:33,625 (BOTH PANTING) 933 00:45:49,792 --> 00:45:51,083 (UNZIPS FLY) 934 00:46:05,250 --> 00:46:07,917 (MOANS) 935 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,458 (GUS SIGHS) 936 00:46:10,709 --> 00:46:13,834 (THEO MOANING, PANTING) 937 00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:17,333 (LAUGHS) 938 00:46:17,417 --> 00:46:19,125 (WHISPERING) Shut the fuck up. 939 00:46:20,250 --> 00:46:21,458 You'll wake her. 940 00:46:30,250 --> 00:46:31,500 (MOANS) 941 00:46:36,959 --> 00:46:38,875 (PANTING) 942 00:46:41,875 --> 00:46:43,125 (MOANS) 943 00:46:43,208 --> 00:46:47,083 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 944 00:46:47,166 --> 00:46:49,083 HARPER: So do you seriously always chew gum 945 00:46:49,166 --> 00:46:50,291 while you're having sex? 946 00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:52,250 -WILL: Yeah, I mean... -HARPER: I didn't even notice. 947 00:46:52,333 --> 00:46:55,083 -I just, um, I've always got gum... -Do you want this? 948 00:46:55,166 --> 00:46:57,500 -Yeah, I do. I really do. -Don't tell anyone. (LAUGHS) 949 00:46:57,583 --> 00:47:00,417 -Prefer it to staging a robbery. -(LAUGHING) Oh, my God. 950 00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:01,458 YASMIN: Hey. 951 00:47:01,542 --> 00:47:04,542 -Oh. Sorry, I, um-- -(CHUCKLES) 952 00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:06,000 I thought you went to bed. 953 00:47:06,083 --> 00:47:08,208 Oh, yeah, no, I'm just trying to unwind. 954 00:47:08,291 --> 00:47:11,166 This is Will. But he's just leaving, so... 955 00:47:11,917 --> 00:47:13,583 Really, uh, wicked place. 956 00:47:13,667 --> 00:47:15,250 -Thanks. -Thank you. 957 00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:18,458 -D'you... Go ahead. -Yeah, sure. 958 00:47:19,709 --> 00:47:21,125 (DOOR OPENS) 959 00:47:22,125 --> 00:47:26,542 Uh, so, thanks for that and that. 960 00:47:26,625 --> 00:47:28,625 HARPER: Right, yeah, of course. See you about. Yeah. 961 00:47:28,709 --> 00:47:30,083 -Bye. -Bye. 962 00:47:31,667 --> 00:47:33,083 (DOOR CLOSES) 963 00:47:34,917 --> 00:47:35,959 (SIGHS) 964 00:47:39,917 --> 00:47:41,250 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 965 00:47:43,875 --> 00:47:46,166 Is that a performance bonus? 966 00:47:46,250 --> 00:47:49,000 Oh, I think it was an attempt at chivalry. 967 00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:50,250 (CLICKS TONGUE) 968 00:47:52,917 --> 00:47:54,917 -You want some? -Okay. (LAUGHS) 969 00:47:57,917 --> 00:48:00,792 I genuinely thought that was Seb for a second. 970 00:48:01,458 --> 00:48:02,750 That's why I chose him. 971 00:48:09,542 --> 00:48:10,625 Listen. 972 00:48:11,917 --> 00:48:14,959 I think if you want to pay rent, then you should pay rent. 973 00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:18,291 I think that's a really good idea. 974 00:48:20,583 --> 00:48:23,917 YASMIN: Is 3K fair? It is Notting Hill, so... 975 00:48:24,917 --> 00:48:27,000 HARPER: We can figure something out. 976 00:48:28,417 --> 00:48:30,667 (YASMIN CHUCKLES) 977 00:48:30,750 --> 00:48:33,500 ♪ ("WISH YOU CALLED" BY SWAN LINGO PLAYING) ♪ 978 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:42,166 ♪ I wish that I Could see you now ♪ 979 00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:44,709 ♪ Wish you called any day ♪ 980 00:48:44,792 --> 00:48:47,458 ♪ Nevermore, no, no, no ♪ 981 00:48:47,542 --> 00:48:50,083 ♪ Later on, later on ♪ 982 00:48:50,166 --> 00:48:52,625 ♪ Pass it on the way ♪ 983 00:48:52,709 --> 00:48:55,333 ♪ See you waiting for yourself ♪ 984 00:48:55,417 --> 00:48:57,959 ♪ Everything that you need ♪ 985 00:48:58,041 --> 00:49:00,667 ♪ You're the captain Build away ♪ 986 00:49:03,875 --> 00:49:06,875 ♪ Don't hold me ♪ 987 00:49:06,959 --> 00:49:11,458 ♪ Some things You want from me ♪ 988 00:49:11,542 --> 00:49:17,500 ♪ I can't, I can't Be everything ♪ 989 00:49:17,583 --> 00:49:22,333 ♪ Some things You want from me ♪ 990 00:49:22,417 --> 00:49:27,709 ♪ I can't, I can't Be everything ♪ 991 00:49:27,792 --> 00:49:32,625 ♪ I, I won't Fulfill your every need ♪ 992 00:49:32,709 --> 00:49:35,000 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 993 00:49:45,917 --> 00:49:48,792 What's it really like, being a woman in this environment? 994 00:49:48,875 --> 00:49:50,542 Not so much as being a man. (CHUCKLES) 995 00:49:55,208 --> 00:49:56,083 And there's always banter. 996 00:49:56,166 --> 00:49:58,583 Banter? Sounds like a euphemism. 997 00:50:00,834 --> 00:50:02,125 Well, you have to have a sense of humor. 998 00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:06,959 This is clearly a brain-fry, um, I must've mis-booked it. 999 00:50:08,291 --> 00:50:10,083 YASMIN KARA-HANANI: You come here because it's one 1000 00:50:10,166 --> 00:50:12,375 of the fewer places where nobody cares where you're from. 1001 00:50:12,792 --> 00:50:14,166 ROBERT SPEARING: You risk your job if you don't come clean. 1002 00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:16,959 No, no. I'm not allowed to make any mistakes. 1003 00:50:17,875 --> 00:50:19,000 ERIC TAO: So you lied to me? 1004 00:50:19,208 --> 00:50:20,625 HARPER STERN: Well, is it illegal? 1005 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:21,917 (FIRE ALARM BLARES) 1006 00:50:22,083 --> 00:50:24,000 There are many potential role models here. 1007 00:50:24,083 --> 00:50:25,166 You can be one of them. 1008 00:50:25,250 --> 00:50:27,083 (INHALES, CLEARS THROAT)