1 00:00:11,917 --> 00:00:13,277 This phone thing's got him spooked. 2 00:00:13,458 --> 00:00:16,125 And Felim accounts for over half the desk profit. 3 00:00:16,542 --> 00:00:19,041 Look, I'm hoping we're not ruining a friendship 4 00:00:19,125 --> 00:00:20,250 over miscommunication. 5 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:22,351 Do you even remember what you said? 6 00:00:22,375 --> 00:00:24,625 - This stays between us, okay? - Mm-hmm. 7 00:00:30,333 --> 00:00:33,166 Why are women so much more interesting to men 8 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:34,291 than men are to women? 9 00:00:35,333 --> 00:00:36,709 What she say? Let me see! 10 00:00:36,792 --> 00:00:37,959 It's none of your business. 11 00:00:38,458 --> 00:00:41,500 Your team's being subsumed into the other sector teams. 12 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,125 Where? - CPS Desk. 13 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,518 I can't believe I didn't know you were at Pierpoint. 14 00:00:47,542 --> 00:00:49,542 We're in the same part of the business. 15 00:00:50,166 --> 00:00:52,083 See, the problem with this, they keep hiring 16 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:53,875 these fuckin' princesses. 17 00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:56,583 Hey, buddy. Don't talk to her like that. 18 00:00:57,792 --> 00:01:00,291 If you ever need a place to stay, I have a spare room. 19 00:01:00,375 --> 00:01:01,959 Really? I would love that. 20 00:01:47,583 --> 00:01:50,166 Harper? You awake? 21 00:01:52,667 --> 00:01:54,750 Maybe you should ask Greg for a coffee? 22 00:01:54,834 --> 00:01:56,875 Maybe Greg should ask me for a coffee. 23 00:01:58,333 --> 00:02:00,125 Can we talk money again? 24 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:02,709 Honestly, Harper, it would make me feel uncomfortable 25 00:02:02,792 --> 00:02:04,667 to charge you to live in my parents' house. 26 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:08,041 Yeah, okay, but like, do you rent this part off of them? 27 00:02:08,125 --> 00:02:10,542 Well, um... 28 00:02:10,625 --> 00:02:11,959 Oh, fucking hell. 29 00:02:12,041 --> 00:02:13,959 Choon! Such a choon. 30 00:02:15,709 --> 00:02:17,458 We should kill the business and just, like, 31 00:02:17,542 --> 00:02:19,458 follow Bicep around Europe. 32 00:02:19,542 --> 00:02:22,834 Think how purely happy we'd be. 33 00:02:27,709 --> 00:02:30,000 Oh, God. You're a fucking mess. 34 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,834 Yas, have you got any lollipops? 35 00:02:31,917 --> 00:02:35,125 No. No, I don't have any lollipops, Digdog. 36 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:39,875 - Are you gonna go to work today? - Nah, we just, um... 37 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:42,542 - We just picked up another bag, so... - Right. 38 00:02:42,625 --> 00:02:45,709 Alexa, play Digdog's ketty mix. 39 00:02:49,917 --> 00:02:53,000 So, are all British guys pathological drug addicts? 40 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:55,625 - You get one bag... - He gets led astray. 41 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,709 This is gonna be a two-bag affair. 42 00:02:57,792 --> 00:02:59,375 Shall we go earn some money? 43 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:04,333 - So, Greg... - So, rent? 44 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:05,937 Honestly, if it means that much to you, 45 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,559 just buy something nice for the kitchen. 46 00:03:07,583 --> 00:03:10,417 I don't think I even know what belongs in a kitchen like that. 47 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:12,208 It's just a kitchen. 48 00:03:12,291 --> 00:03:15,166 Yeah, but it's, like... a kitchen. 49 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,059 I still keep getting that feeling whenever I wake up, 50 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:22,583 like, I don't know, like I can't believe that I'm here. 51 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:26,375 You okay? 52 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:33,518 I'm getting to an age where 53 00:03:33,542 --> 00:03:36,291 my hangovers are no longer charming, I'm thinking... 54 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:39,125 What's going on? Why're there so many people here? 55 00:03:41,458 --> 00:03:43,208 Felim stopped trading with us. 56 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:45,834 According to Eric, he "stepped away from the market 57 00:03:45,917 --> 00:03:47,333 for personal reasons." 58 00:03:49,583 --> 00:03:52,375 I wanna bang the drum this morning. 59 00:03:52,458 --> 00:03:54,875 Rishi and the traders will be in shortly with their axes. 60 00:03:54,959 --> 00:03:57,959 Double sales credits to anyone who fills them this month. 61 00:03:58,041 --> 00:03:59,375 Our worldview today 62 00:03:59,458 --> 00:04:02,250 is what we own and what our traders own. 63 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:05,375 Is there any more color on Felim's departure? 64 00:04:05,458 --> 00:04:08,166 Well, he... he's been having trouble with trading lines 65 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:10,625 and some protracted legal issues. 66 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:14,083 Is it temporary or permanent? 67 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:16,667 I... We... We'll have to see. 68 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:19,208 It's just that 60 percent of the P and L 69 00:04:19,291 --> 00:04:21,542 feels like a pretty big iceberg to me. 70 00:04:23,291 --> 00:04:27,291 Well... The lights are still on, Daria. 71 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:29,792 Let's make sure we keep it that way. 72 00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:31,834 - Good morning. - Eric. 73 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:36,291 We need to be sharper at packaging trading strategies 74 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:38,250 across asset classes. 75 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:41,041 High-margin, multi-asset plays, please. 76 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:43,083 If our guys don't have conviction, 77 00:04:43,166 --> 00:04:45,333 it's because we're not being convincing. 78 00:04:45,917 --> 00:04:47,208 Simple as that. 79 00:04:47,291 --> 00:04:49,000 Morning, kids. 80 00:04:49,333 --> 00:04:50,375 Eric. 81 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,792 Sara. So. 82 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:55,500 We've got some mid-market offers on some corporate bonds. 83 00:04:55,583 --> 00:04:58,083 I would love them to be moved this morning. 84 00:05:01,375 --> 00:05:03,834 I know this might sound crazy, but I think that we could play 85 00:05:03,917 --> 00:05:06,208 another slowdown in housing. 86 00:05:06,291 --> 00:05:08,333 And why should I listen to a grad? 87 00:05:08,417 --> 00:05:10,917 The housing market's a canary in a coal mine. 88 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,840 You don't... don't say "canary in a coal mine." 89 00:05:12,917 --> 00:05:15,041 You sound like a fucking financial journalist. 90 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:16,125 What's the play? 91 00:05:16,208 --> 00:05:20,041 Um, well, obviously gold, maybe a call option. 92 00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:23,458 - That's vanilla. Work on a pitch and we'll talk later. - Yeah, thank you. 93 00:05:23,542 --> 00:05:24,834 - Is that it? - Yeah, thanks. 94 00:05:24,917 --> 00:05:27,792 Rish, I'm calling Arbitrage Andy, the permabear. 95 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,875 Eric, what do you want me on? 96 00:05:31,959 --> 00:05:34,750 Ah, mate, are you serious with this price? 97 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:40,750 Do you know the difference between racing green 98 00:05:40,834 --> 00:05:42,417 and studio green? 99 00:05:43,917 --> 00:05:46,917 Buddy, you are in my personal space. 100 00:05:50,709 --> 00:05:52,083 What did you study? 101 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:54,792 Literae Humaniores. 102 00:05:56,917 --> 00:05:58,291 Classics. 103 00:05:58,375 --> 00:06:01,583 How the fuck did you end up in a bank? 104 00:06:02,834 --> 00:06:05,583 Only in England. 105 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:08,709 I've told Clement to look after you. 106 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:12,208 Harper. Yo. 107 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:13,667 Greg? 108 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:16,000 I'm on the ninth stage of the journey. 109 00:06:16,083 --> 00:06:19,291 The hero faces the greatest challenge yet, 110 00:06:19,375 --> 00:06:23,125 and experiences death and rebirth. 111 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:26,917 I'm paraphrasing. 112 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,083 It's pretty cool, right? 113 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:30,041 I'm not fucking filling you there. 114 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:36,625 Hello, Marty? Yeah. Take the orders. 115 00:06:36,709 --> 00:06:38,625 Yeah. Who? 116 00:06:38,709 --> 00:06:41,208 Jack Blackburn. Ye... Yeah, he's a limp-dick analyst, but... 117 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:45,333 I can't believe he's actually reading a physical copy. 118 00:06:45,417 --> 00:06:46,875 He has a view, of course... 119 00:06:46,959 --> 00:06:50,917 Mate, he used to get twatted with Michael Lewis at Salomon. 120 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,583 So he was a big deal in the '90s? 121 00:06:53,959 --> 00:06:55,125 Wow. 122 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:57,375 Yeah, if he's telling me to sell... Okay, fine. 123 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:59,792 No, I didn't say that. 124 00:06:59,875 --> 00:07:02,542 I said, if his balls are out, his balls are out. 125 00:07:02,625 --> 00:07:05,417 I don't wanna see anything else apart from his balls. 126 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:08,583 Yeah, Hawksmoor with him and three of my best punters... 127 00:07:15,166 --> 00:07:17,500 - Come on. - No... Mate. 128 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:31,583 I was going to send the Asia stuff 129 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:33,291 to Karl at Goliath, 130 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:36,208 um, but I wasn't sure if it was okay coming directly from me, 131 00:07:36,291 --> 00:07:37,750 or if you wanted to be CCed in, or... 132 00:07:37,834 --> 00:07:39,750 Take the initiative. 133 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:42,500 No, I mean like a thick mainline vein 134 00:07:42,583 --> 00:07:44,083 running down his cock... 135 00:07:45,625 --> 00:07:49,291 We haven't done "Yasmin's Trading Idea" in a while, um... 136 00:07:49,375 --> 00:07:52,709 - I've been putting together this long dollar idea... - Look, I should apologize. 137 00:07:52,792 --> 00:07:54,834 That whole "Trade Idea" exercise... 138 00:07:54,917 --> 00:07:57,083 It was unfair of me to put that pressure on you 139 00:07:57,166 --> 00:07:59,125 when you're not ready. Truth is, nobody's gonna 140 00:07:59,208 --> 00:08:02,834 take your ideas seriously for a few years. So... 141 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:04,875 Just nail the small stuff. Yeah? 142 00:08:04,959 --> 00:08:06,709 - This is bullshit. - Okay. 143 00:08:06,792 --> 00:08:08,417 The research is fundamental... 144 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,625 Must be horseshit. 145 00:08:10,709 --> 00:08:12,333 It was good to clear the air, though. 146 00:08:12,417 --> 00:08:13,709 Yeah. 147 00:08:13,792 --> 00:08:16,458 Once again, you've wasted my time. Goodbye. 148 00:08:17,709 --> 00:08:20,333 How did you two find each other? 149 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:23,208 Uh, university. Oxford. 150 00:08:23,291 --> 00:08:25,667 I mean social circles. 151 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:28,333 How does an Old Etonian end up pals 152 00:08:28,417 --> 00:08:30,375 with a lad from the pit? 153 00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:32,500 How do you expect to sell financial products 154 00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:34,208 if you sound like a miner? 155 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:36,125 Our college was a melting pot. 156 00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:37,709 Mr. Clement? - No. 157 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:39,917 Where did you go? 158 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:44,875 That's me and our erstwhile premier. 159 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:46,417 Absolutely cunted. 160 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,333 Gakked to the gills. 161 00:08:48,417 --> 00:08:51,166 Reminds me that I used to be beautiful. 162 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:53,583 Sixteenth of September, 1992. 163 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:57,125 Black Wednesday. When we left the ERM. 164 00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:58,834 The Exchange Rate Mechanism. 165 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:01,667 An early dalliance with putting two fingers up to Europe. 166 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:05,709 Came here, forgot everything. 167 00:09:05,792 --> 00:09:08,709 And that's the way this business has always worked. 168 00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:12,542 After the crash in '29, they wallpapered the Union Club 169 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:14,291 with stock certificates. 170 00:09:15,583 --> 00:09:17,458 You haven't touched your drink, Robert. 171 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:25,709 We will be seeing Kaspar Zenden here tomorrow afternoon. 172 00:09:25,792 --> 00:09:28,542 I've built my career writing Kaspar's business. 173 00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:30,792 Now, he's bringing along some new lackey, 174 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:32,458 Usman something. 175 00:09:32,542 --> 00:09:35,208 You two will need to find a way to occupy him. 176 00:09:35,291 --> 00:09:37,166 With Felim gone, the desk can't afford 177 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:39,125 to shed any more accounts. 178 00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:42,000 And, gentlemen, 179 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:43,792 this is an important evening. 180 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,250 Get on the right side of Usman, 181 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:47,583 and you'll be on the right side of me. 182 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:50,291 I need to pay Mrs. Wilmslow. Excuse me. 183 00:09:56,750 --> 00:09:59,709 This guy Usman actually runs money. 184 00:09:59,792 --> 00:10:03,375 I'll ping him an intro. What's their mandate? 185 00:10:06,291 --> 00:10:07,667 How do you not know that? 186 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:12,208 Mate, it's Clement's only client. 187 00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:15,041 Are you deliberately trying not to impress your boss? 188 00:10:19,709 --> 00:10:23,291 Harper, are you a fan of Japanese whiskey? 189 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:26,250 My uncle was one of those older middle-aged white men 190 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,125 who was overly into Japan. 191 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:31,458 That's usually a euphemism for, like, an ethno-nonce or... 192 00:10:31,542 --> 00:10:34,142 maybe just a real nonce. Anyway, we had a load of it at his funeral. 193 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:35,351 Hello? 194 00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:37,917 I mean, the irony was that he was actually abused, 195 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,583 he wasn't the abuser. 196 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:42,875 - I cannot believe you left me last night. - What are you talking about? 197 00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:46,083 I presume I should bring a bottle tonight? 198 00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:48,166 Tonight? 199 00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:51,041 Yasmin's dinner. 200 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:55,250 I am coming as a sort of pastoral figure, right? 201 00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:58,125 Like, um, advisor to the youth. Youth advisor. 202 00:10:58,208 --> 00:11:00,518 - I know! - It's the only evening I can do. 203 00:11:00,542 --> 00:11:02,222 - Yeah. No, no. That's great. - Okay, cool. 204 00:11:02,291 --> 00:11:05,125 - I - told him to fuck off in perfect Russian. 205 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:08,250 All right, bitch, I'll see you next week. 206 00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:10,893 Someone should tell her they monitor those. 207 00:11:10,917 --> 00:11:12,041 Yeah. 208 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,625 Always a pleasure, Daria. 209 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:16,917 Greg. 210 00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:20,792 Shut up. 211 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:51,792 You all right? 212 00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:24,542 Mate, of course I'm chasing tonight. 213 00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:27,625 I'll only look like this once. And by "this," I mean gorgeous. 214 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,625 Nah. I'm moving sides tonight. 215 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,500 Your loss, buddy. Peace. 216 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,208 Oi, follicles... 217 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,667 The loo's out of order. Again. 218 00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:43,500 The smell. 219 00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:46,417 Honestly, I cannot believe that came out of a woman. 220 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,667 I need a favor. 221 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,041 Seaweed. 222 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,750 Thanks. Shoot. 223 00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:58,333 So, uh, Aubrey from Allerton is coming in tomorrow, 224 00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:00,166 and I need a pack put together. 225 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,125 Just boring data entry, I'm afraid. 226 00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:04,750 How often they've been trading, what volume, which asset class. 227 00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:06,542 Needs to go back the last three years. 228 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:09,000 I... I know it's not the sexiest of work, 229 00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,417 but you'd be getting me out of a hole. 230 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,667 And we can meet with Aubrey together. 231 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:15,959 That'd be great. 232 00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:18,101 Yeah, just send over the info, and I'll get right on it. 233 00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:20,542 Great, thank you. Appreciate you. 234 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:23,041 I am the marketing man. All the flow is me. 235 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,834 So, these will be 55 pounds. 236 00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:33,375 Are you joking? 237 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,834 Doors closing. 238 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,208 Lift going up. 239 00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:46,375 Are they for Greg? 240 00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:48,792 You know, 241 00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:50,500 you don't have to jump on the first guy 242 00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:53,792 - who sits next to you. - I am hardly jumping on him. 243 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,333 Well, do you like him? 244 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,041 I've never really dated a white guy. 245 00:13:57,125 --> 00:14:00,125 Floor eight. 246 00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:02,166 So, why would you start with someone 247 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,834 - who's effectively your boss? - He's not my boss. 248 00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,375 Well, he's your superior. 249 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,834 Why not just act like a normal person 250 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,333 and fuck a load of strangers via technology? 251 00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:15,166 The apps make me hate myself. Every time I get a match, 252 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:16,709 it's with some guy at a wedding, 253 00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:19,417 or a Chad who's "into biracial chicks." 254 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,750 Right. I've got loads of dating profiles. Look. 255 00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:25,166 - Tory Robert. - Wow. 256 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:26,458 See, every day, 257 00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:28,917 I match with about a million different variations 258 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,208 of the same girl called Portia who works in PR. 259 00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:33,709 Or... 260 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,083 Ketty Bob. 261 00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:39,000 Loves talking about how hungover he is 262 00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:40,500 and pretends he voted for Corbyn. 263 00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,125 It kind of works on, like, 264 00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:44,959 flighty art types who always have a "guy taken too young" 265 00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:46,291 on their Instagram. 266 00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:48,875 Mmm. 267 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:50,417 Come on, hey. 268 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,333 Oh, you know, these girls, right? 269 00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:54,375 They always have some gorgeous guy 270 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:57,291 who died in his early twenties by, you know, 271 00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:58,959 suicide, car crash, whatever. 272 00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:02,834 And every year, they just wheel him out for the likes. 273 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:06,333 Ketty Bob obliges. 274 00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:07,959 This screams insecurity. 275 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,750 All right, good one. Give me your login. 276 00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:12,667 No. 277 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:16,208 Give me five pictures where you're not smiling. 278 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,875 - What's wrong with my smile? - Well, it's too sweet. 279 00:15:22,417 --> 00:15:24,291 How do you even have the time? 280 00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:26,834 Has Gus muscled in already? 281 00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:29,250 Sorry, I'm not sure I can help with that. 282 00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,083 Inevitably. 283 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,291 Biggest ass in the league since Joe Cole. 284 00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:37,041 If you bet on Liverpool at home, they're only, like, 1.2, 1.3, 285 00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:40,250 - but, mate, it's free money. - Username is my email. 286 00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:43,250 Password is "password" without the P. 287 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,583 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 288 00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:47,375 It's printing money. Just size up on the bet. 289 00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:49,834 Harper, what's the ETA on the pack? 290 00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:52,709 Not long. Getting there. 291 00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:55,667 Is that how far you've got? 292 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,041 Um, I'm just working on this pitch for Eric, 293 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,976 but I think it could be commercial for the desk. 294 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,184 Okay, but I need to review it before the meeting tomorrow. 295 00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:05,792 Can you get it to me before the end of the day? 296 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:09,542 If you can't, just say. I mean, we'll... we'll work it out. 297 00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:11,917 Yeah, hundred percent. 298 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,834 Great, thank you. But don't kill yourself, okay? 299 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,875 - You're up! - Oh. 300 00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:45,917 - Is that your trade idea? - Yeah. Yeah, sure. Um... 301 00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:48,417 Just... 302 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:50,875 Um... 303 00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:52,583 So, I'm thinking that we express the view 304 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:55,208 - via the Homebuilders sub-index. - Is this all you've done? 305 00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:59,059 I didn't know that you were expecting it finished by... 306 00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:01,750 I expect you to have expectations of yourself. 307 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,250 Yeah. Sorry. Daria needed me to prep 308 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,017 some decks for her Allerton meeting tomorrow, 309 00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:12,125 and it just sort of took over. 310 00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,893 She wanted me to sit in that meeting with her, 311 00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:15,851 so I thought that that was a great opportunity for... 312 00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:17,959 Okay, here... Here's how it's gonna go. 313 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:22,834 You're gonna pitch me this again in the morning meeting. 314 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,291 And it's gonna be the version I asked for. 315 00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:28,500 In front of the entire team? 316 00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:31,458 In front of the entire team. 317 00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:36,041 Be like a priest at the pulpit. 318 00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:37,125 Clarity... 319 00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,000 and conviction. 320 00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:41,542 Is that, like, a punishment? 321 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,750 Or an opportunity. It's up to you. 322 00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:49,917 Don't... don't make me feel like I'm not special, Harpsicord. 323 00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:52,458 I'm starting to feel that way. 324 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:24,583 You know that Ben James runs club nights now? 325 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:27,125 What else do you do with a 2:2 in Modern Languages? 326 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:31,375 Yeah, well, it looks... aggressively homosexual. 327 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,583 It's tomorrow. D'you fancy it? 328 00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:36,208 Uh, I didn't get an invite. 329 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,250 Not on a school night, mate. 330 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:42,250 Um, I should go. I'll see you tomorrow, yeah? 331 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,333 See you, Rob. 332 00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:50,685 Why is he always so miserable 333 00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:52,375 after you've made him come? 334 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:55,417 Listen, mate, 335 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,667 are you sure that you know what you're doing? 336 00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,875 Because I can see it, and I'm not sure that you can. 337 00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:04,041 Are you only reading that now? 338 00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:10,041 I'm already in a dialogue with Usman. 339 00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:12,583 I'm working on a pitch with Theo. 340 00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,709 I hope I can keep this down after today. 341 00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:48,834 You'd better. 342 00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:50,959 So, um, we're launching sub-sites 343 00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:53,291 for Brown, Princeton, and Harvard. 344 00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,542 - Hi! So sorry I'm late. - Oh, wow. Hey! 345 00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:56,667 Hi. Hey. 346 00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:57,792 Finally. 347 00:19:57,875 --> 00:20:00,792 And, uh, we're setting up an office in New York. 348 00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:03,583 - I'm so sorry. - It's fine. 349 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:06,166 I've told him I'm not built for a long-distance relationship. 350 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,917 - - So... 351 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,625 Hey. - Hey. 352 00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:13,542 Don't worry, I'm only here to be fed. 353 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,542 No. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 354 00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,225 So, how do you actually make money? 355 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,083 I know that's a naff thing to say, 356 00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:20,375 but the idea of people 357 00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,267 actually making money doing something they love 358 00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:24,333 fills me with pain, so... 359 00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:26,375 Just traditional revenue streams, really. 360 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:29,041 Um, things like targeted advertising. 361 00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:30,309 Cool. - Stuff like that. 362 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,542 Okay, so I have a problem with these algorithms. 363 00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:35,291 I'll be watching Trump, right? 364 00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:37,583 And then I'm pushed towards some 365 00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:41,041 red pill "menimism" where before I know it, it's like 4:00 a.m. 366 00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:43,208 and I've been watching seven hours of... 367 00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:46,375 what can only be described as anti-Semitic propaganda. 368 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:47,917 Okay, well, you are clicking it, 369 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,920 so that is what the internet thinks that you are. 370 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,393 - True, I had a great time. I loved it. - That's how that works. 371 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,458 - Speaking of which, whoopee-do! - Oh. 372 00:20:57,458 --> 00:21:01,625 Oh, my God. Is this really called "Black Nikka"? 373 00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:03,417 Wha... 374 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,060 I never really thought about that. 375 00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:06,959 It's... it's two Ks, not two Gs. 376 00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,810 You swing and a miss, buddy. 377 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,667 Now I feel like the ethno-nonce. 378 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:13,000 Yeah, you should. You should. 379 00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:16,267 So, what was holding you up, anyway? 380 00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:19,917 No. No. We're not talking about work. 381 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,309 So how do I actually eat this? I don't want to offend 382 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:23,834 any more cultures than I already have. 383 00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:26,208 - Bang it all in the one bowl. - Okay. 384 00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:28,291 What's that? 385 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,625 It's just Rob being an asshole. 386 00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:32,917 So, Eric's sucked you into his vortex? 387 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,834 No, he just, um... 388 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:40,208 Uh, he wants me to pitch an idea in the meeting tomorrow. 389 00:21:40,291 --> 00:21:42,208 - Whoa! - Cool. 390 00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,291 Thank you. 391 00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,333 Wonder what Daria thinks about that. 392 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,542 That's amazing. 393 00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:49,792 That CPS lets your pitch at your level. 394 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,417 Thanks. 395 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,959 Eech! 396 00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:56,291 So, you know how all those houses in London sit empty? 397 00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:59,291 - - I went as a kid, and... 398 00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:01,583 Am I being paranoid, 399 00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:04,792 or did Harper's trade idea sound like a veiled swipe 400 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:07,542 at my parents' financial situation? 401 00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:11,333 "Non-dom tax exiles buying up properties," I mean. 402 00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:12,583 I dunno, you know. 403 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:15,250 I checked out when Greg started talking about 404 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:18,542 taking equity out of his flat. 405 00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:21,166 Why is that guy hanging out with us? 406 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:23,583 There is no way, no way, she likes him. 407 00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:25,834 - She does. - Really? 408 00:22:25,917 --> 00:22:26,917 Have you asked her? 409 00:22:26,959 --> 00:22:28,519 'Cause he just followed me to the toilet 410 00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:29,834 and offered me acid. 411 00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:31,333 What? - SEB: Yeah. 412 00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:32,583 It's a Tuesday. 413 00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:38,750 I cannot believe Eric lets her speak in their meetings. 414 00:22:38,834 --> 00:22:42,166 Right, you invited her to live here, 415 00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:44,250 so you can't start doing that. 416 00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:47,875 All I'm saying is we should probably make her feel... 417 00:22:47,959 --> 00:22:49,417 comfortable 'cause this is obviously 418 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,792 a bit of a culture shock. 419 00:22:50,875 --> 00:22:53,583 All I am doing is making her feel comfortable! 420 00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:57,625 Yes, you are. Of course you are. 421 00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:00,667 No one else could do what I do. I'm a fucking magician. 422 00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:02,333 - - I am. 423 00:23:02,417 --> 00:23:04,542 I know you are. 424 00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:07,375 The guy, uh, went on to be a grant-giver 425 00:23:07,458 --> 00:23:09,959 to a lot of, uh, British public schools. 426 00:23:10,041 --> 00:23:12,458 So that doesn't surprise me... 427 00:23:24,959 --> 00:23:27,417 Fuck. 428 00:23:34,917 --> 00:23:37,333 Are you gonna dry dishes with that hand? 429 00:23:41,542 --> 00:23:42,959 Shit, I'm sorry. 430 00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:45,333 Sorry. 431 00:23:47,041 --> 00:23:48,583 And this is my room. 432 00:23:48,667 --> 00:23:50,959 - The small one. - Nice! 433 00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:56,542 - Is that... Yasmin? - Oh, I have no idea. 434 00:24:00,709 --> 00:24:05,375 This is gonna sound really weird and a little bit cruel, but... 435 00:24:05,458 --> 00:24:09,709 I feel like I'm really only doing this to placate Yasmin. 436 00:24:10,542 --> 00:24:12,000 Yes. 437 00:24:12,709 --> 00:24:14,125 Totally. 438 00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:15,917 But I thought you wanted me to come. 439 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,417 No, yeah. I did, I did. I just, um... 440 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,500 Yeah. 441 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,250 It's messy. 442 00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:23,375 Same desk. 443 00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:26,375 - I'm old as fuck. - 444 00:24:27,542 --> 00:24:29,375 Yeah, the truth is that, um... 445 00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:34,583 I have nothing better to do. 446 00:24:38,125 --> 00:24:39,925 Is that really unattractive? Does that make me 447 00:24:39,959 --> 00:24:43,083 - really unattractive? - No, you are attractive, Greg. 448 00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:50,917 I really should be working on that... 449 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,875 - pitch, anyway, so... - Yeah. 450 00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:09,917 Yeah. Uh-huh, thank her for dinner. 451 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,458 Okay. Before we go, is there anything else? 452 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000 Let's wrap it up. 453 00:25:38,083 --> 00:25:39,709 I've actually worked on a special product 454 00:25:39,792 --> 00:25:41,917 that we could be making some noise with today. 455 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,041 Do we have time for a grad pitch? 456 00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:46,458 Go ahead. 457 00:25:48,417 --> 00:25:51,375 So, I'm pitching a hedge on the housing market. 458 00:25:51,458 --> 00:25:55,583 Uh, okay, any analogy with the mid-noughties cycle, 459 00:25:55,667 --> 00:25:58,000 subprime, it wouldn't work. 460 00:25:58,083 --> 00:25:59,125 Less overbuilding, 461 00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:01,008 less borrowing against existing home values... 462 00:26:01,041 --> 00:26:03,041 Well, don't you think the... 463 00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:05,792 Homebuilder stocks are looking a little toppy? 464 00:26:05,875 --> 00:26:07,166 That's not our house view. 465 00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:08,709 The house view's consensual. 466 00:26:08,792 --> 00:26:10,959 Counter-consensus is where we live. 467 00:26:12,208 --> 00:26:13,250 Keep talking. 468 00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:16,125 Initially, I was thinking some puts on the S&P, 469 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:17,709 maybe linked to a call on gold. 470 00:26:17,792 --> 00:26:19,667 But maybe something more housing specific. 471 00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:21,875 With the labor market going gangbusters like it is? 472 00:26:21,959 --> 00:26:23,208 It really doesn't make sense. 473 00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:24,792 Let her... let her finish. 474 00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:28,667 So... 475 00:26:30,083 --> 00:26:32,250 The product I have the traders looking at 476 00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:35,333 includes a put option on the Homebuilders index 477 00:26:35,417 --> 00:26:37,583 and a call option on gold. 478 00:26:37,667 --> 00:26:39,709 And a sweet kicker, 479 00:26:39,792 --> 00:26:42,166 credit default swaps on the Homebuilders, too. 480 00:26:42,792 --> 00:26:43,917 It's the ultimate hedge 481 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,417 in a tidy suite for client convenience 482 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,834 at margins big enough to pay us while they own it. 483 00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:54,333 The spreads are gonna be wide enough to drive a bus through. 484 00:26:54,417 --> 00:26:56,166 That's our bread and butter. 485 00:26:57,375 --> 00:27:00,333 We get paid, no matter what plays out. 486 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:09,125 I want you putting that in front of Allerton. 487 00:27:09,208 --> 00:27:11,417 You're seeing Aubrey today, aren't you? 488 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:12,625 Um... 489 00:27:12,709 --> 00:27:16,041 Aubrey's been inactive for too long. 490 00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:18,458 Daria's... She's got her... 491 00:27:18,542 --> 00:27:21,417 She's got her own way of doing things, but it's time wasted. 492 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:24,417 I don't want to step on her toes. 493 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:28,458 Her toes are the last thing you'll be thinking about on RIF. 494 00:27:28,542 --> 00:27:30,458 Just tell me what the appetite's like. 495 00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:32,500 I'll think about putting it in front of my guys. 496 00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:33,667 Okay. 497 00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:49,291 - I'll get the next one. - What's this? 498 00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:52,417 That's a new fund out of Brevan. Just more noise. 499 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:55,583 ...disgusting pastries. And by "disgusting," I mean they're great. 500 00:27:56,583 --> 00:27:59,333 Swaps, futures, ETFs... 501 00:27:59,417 --> 00:28:02,333 So, I know that we said we were scrapping Yasmin's Trade Idea, 502 00:28:02,417 --> 00:28:05,375 but I was talking to Harper from Cross Product, 503 00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:07,583 and she was telling me that she has this pitch 504 00:28:07,667 --> 00:28:09,393 she's putting together on the housing market... 505 00:28:09,417 --> 00:28:12,500 Eric has his way of doing things, we have ours, okay? 506 00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:18,125 Okay. I just really think that with a minor spin 507 00:28:18,208 --> 00:28:19,667 this could be interesting for us. 508 00:28:19,750 --> 00:28:21,000 Harper said last night 509 00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:22,893 that Daria's putting her into a meeting with Aubrey Lewis 510 00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:25,557 - from Allerton this afternoon... - Aubrey's in the building today? 511 00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:26,875 Yeah. 512 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,458 What the fu... Come with me. 513 00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:35,583 Daria. 514 00:28:35,667 --> 00:28:37,227 My grad tells me you have a meeting with 515 00:28:37,291 --> 00:28:39,518 - Aubrey Lewis this afternoon? - Yeah, that's right. 516 00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:41,959 Allerton is dual-coverage. Someone should have told me. 517 00:28:43,083 --> 00:28:44,959 Sorry, can you remind me who you are? 518 00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:49,250 I'm joking, Kenny. 519 00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:51,208 We're not discussing FX business. 520 00:28:51,291 --> 00:28:53,208 All right, w... well, I still think we should be 521 00:28:53,291 --> 00:28:54,976 - a bit more coordinated. - Aubrey does most 522 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,458 of his business through this desk. 523 00:28:56,542 --> 00:29:01,041 Okay, fine, but Yas... Yasmin has formulated 524 00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:02,792 an interesting play on the housing market, 525 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:05,417 and I would like her in there to gauge the temperature. 526 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:08,208 I don't want grads pitching in my meeting. 527 00:29:08,291 --> 00:29:11,250 Not pitching. No. Just observing. 528 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:14,375 Okay. Sure, fine. 529 00:29:15,041 --> 00:29:16,333 Meeting's at 3:00. 530 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,375 Much appreciated. 531 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,667 You sit in. You keep quiet. 532 00:29:22,750 --> 00:29:25,667 Note down every single thing that's said. 533 00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:27,750 I don't fuckin' believe that woman. 534 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:31,709 He's meant to be an FX account. CPS have fucking poached him. 535 00:29:35,417 --> 00:29:37,309 Does... does your wife 536 00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:39,333 not get irritated when you don't come to bed? 537 00:29:39,417 --> 00:29:42,125 Yeah, but she gets me back by keeping me up all night. 538 00:29:42,208 --> 00:29:44,458 - Sleep apnea. - Have you tried hot yoga? 539 00:29:44,542 --> 00:29:47,041 Is that the same as Bikram? Strikes me as unhygienic. 540 00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:48,458 Yes, they had to change the name 541 00:29:48,542 --> 00:29:50,291 because of his sexual misconduct. 542 00:29:50,375 --> 00:29:52,335 Ah, well, you've gotta be careful whenever there's 543 00:29:52,375 --> 00:29:54,250 a room of people really listening to a man. 544 00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:57,041 It all leads back to the same thing. 545 00:29:57,125 --> 00:30:00,625 So, I've had some thoughts about how you're positioned. 546 00:30:00,709 --> 00:30:03,083 You know me, Daria. Wouldn't know the sky was blue 547 00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:05,041 if you didn't bring me a color chart. 548 00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:07,250 Do you have any tail-risk hedges on? 549 00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:11,625 I would advise against. 550 00:30:11,709 --> 00:30:13,208 It's not the Pierpoint house view. 551 00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:15,291 Isn't there merit in at least exploring 552 00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:16,792 some kind of insurance? 553 00:30:16,875 --> 00:30:18,166 Sometimes, yes, 554 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,142 - but all things being... - I've been working on a hedge 555 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:23,000 on the housing market that I... 556 00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:24,417 Yes? 557 00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:26,709 Nothing, nothing, sorry. 558 00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:30,125 I just thought Daria would prefer to lead on this one. 559 00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:33,208 Okay. But this is a CPS meeting, 560 00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:35,083 and you're here to observe, so... 561 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,542 Ladies, you know I'm all ears for new ideas, 562 00:30:37,625 --> 00:30:40,375 but let's not discuss them on Aubrey's time. 563 00:30:40,792 --> 00:30:42,917 Okay? 564 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,166 So, as I was saying, I've been talking to some of the analysts, 565 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:47,500 and I think we should discuss 566 00:30:47,583 --> 00:30:49,500 the dollar-sterling cable opportunity. 567 00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:51,875 I mean, we expect the dollar to rally against the pound. 568 00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:56,875 Look, I'm getting frustrated, Chase... 569 00:31:02,917 --> 00:31:04,291 Grand slam? 570 00:31:04,375 --> 00:31:06,250 Yeah, I think it went well. 571 00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:09,792 Well, did... Did he buy it or not? 572 00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:12,583 I didn't... There wasn't really enough time to get into... 573 00:31:12,667 --> 00:31:15,542 Not enough time? You were in there forty minutes. 574 00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:19,291 So... So why am I sending you into meetings? 575 00:31:19,375 --> 00:31:22,291 Respectfully, Eric, I brought her into the meeting. 576 00:31:25,125 --> 00:31:27,166 Aubrey's been my client for three years. 577 00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:28,458 I know his needs. 578 00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:33,458 With what he pays, his needs are subordinate to mine. 579 00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:37,166 Again, respectfully, I have to disagree. 580 00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:41,083 Harper had the balls to work on something that was cogent 581 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:44,875 and commercial enough to be put in front of clients. 582 00:31:44,959 --> 00:31:47,750 We reward her. That's the system. 583 00:31:47,834 --> 00:31:50,333 And if you'd asked me about it, I could've provided you 584 00:31:50,417 --> 00:31:52,583 with a list of more suitable clients. 585 00:31:52,667 --> 00:31:54,250 I'd appreciate not being ambushed. 586 00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:56,792 Jesus Christ, you want to make MD early, 587 00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:59,083 and I still have to hold your fucking hand? 588 00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:00,417 No, that's not what I said. 589 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:02,726 I'm just saying a level of respect in the workplace isn't... 590 00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:04,333 And what the fuck were you doing, 591 00:32:04,417 --> 00:32:06,333 taking FX in there with you? 592 00:32:08,125 --> 00:32:11,083 She's a grad, Eric. It was... It was a favor. 593 00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:13,792 Can you tell me the yield you get out of that account 594 00:32:13,875 --> 00:32:16,291 versus the hours you put in? 595 00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:18,500 'Cause this isn't a fucking social club. 596 00:32:19,583 --> 00:32:21,208 If you're gonna spend time stroking 597 00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:25,291 these clueless fucking chinless country club fucking Henrys, 598 00:32:25,375 --> 00:32:29,500 I want to see it in dollars. It's fucking pathetic otherwise. 599 00:32:29,834 --> 00:32:30,959 Okay. 600 00:32:37,333 --> 00:32:38,500 What's our number? 601 00:32:42,542 --> 00:32:47,375 What is our desk's budget for the year? 602 00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:54,875 How does nobody know that fucking number? 603 00:32:57,208 --> 00:32:59,959 I go to bed with that number! 604 00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:09,417 We owe our clients nothing. 605 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:12,500 We have no fiduciary responsibility. 606 00:33:12,583 --> 00:33:16,291 We're advisors, we are facilitators, 607 00:33:16,375 --> 00:33:18,625 first and foremost. 608 00:33:18,709 --> 00:33:21,250 You can't fucking facilitate nothing. 609 00:33:24,834 --> 00:33:26,709 Daria should fucking know that. 610 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:41,875 Sit at your desk and call Allerton every twenty minutes 611 00:33:41,959 --> 00:33:43,333 till Aubrey's back at the office. 612 00:33:43,417 --> 00:33:47,458 Do not leave the floor until he's heard you out. 613 00:33:47,542 --> 00:33:49,667 And if he doesn't want us to write his business, 614 00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:51,125 any fucking business, 615 00:33:51,208 --> 00:33:54,750 I want him pulled off every distribution list he's on. 616 00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:00,000 Because I hate to brag, but I've come in again. 617 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:04,685 You know what I say, Kaspar. 618 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:05,909 One meeting with management... 619 00:34:05,959 --> 00:34:07,709 Is worth a thousand research reports. 620 00:34:07,792 --> 00:34:09,792 - -It's good to know I'm valued, then. 621 00:34:09,875 --> 00:34:12,208 Nobody's gonna tell you they love you, Theo. 622 00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:15,583 It's not like people pay for research. 623 00:34:15,667 --> 00:34:18,250 No, that's exactly what we pay for. 624 00:34:19,208 --> 00:34:22,000 - Wine, sir? - Not for me, thank you. 625 00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:24,333 Are you sure we can't tempt you? 626 00:34:24,834 --> 00:34:25,959 I don't drink. 627 00:34:28,625 --> 00:34:30,750 Hi, this is Harper Stern from Pierpoint again... 628 00:34:30,834 --> 00:34:33,333 Hello again. Is it Aubrey you're after? 629 00:34:33,959 --> 00:34:35,417 Is he back? 630 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:38,184 - Um, just now, but he might be... - I'll hold. I'll hold. 631 00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:39,333 Hey, Dar. 632 00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:41,750 We're having the den redone. 633 00:34:41,834 --> 00:34:45,125 Can you... Can you lend that world-class eye again? 634 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,583 Yeah, let me see. 635 00:34:47,667 --> 00:34:50,291 Well, we agreed on green. 636 00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:53,083 Hello? Harper, Hello? 637 00:34:53,166 --> 00:34:55,542 Hi, Aubrey. It's Harper from Pierpoint. 638 00:34:55,625 --> 00:34:57,041 Yeah, what can I do for you? 639 00:34:57,125 --> 00:34:59,285 - It's two greens... - Eric asked me to call you. 640 00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:02,041 I have an interesting counter to your current exposure. 641 00:35:03,959 --> 00:35:06,250 The analysts think that equities will continue to rally, 642 00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:08,625 but I think that there is some risk in that view. 643 00:35:08,709 --> 00:35:10,250 I think that housing is rolling over. 644 00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:11,959 So, what are you offering me? 645 00:35:12,041 --> 00:35:14,083 It's a combination of puts, calls, and CDS 646 00:35:14,166 --> 00:35:16,375 packaged in an elegant, cheap suite. 647 00:35:16,458 --> 00:35:18,333 No, I don't trade CDS. 648 00:35:19,333 --> 00:35:20,458 Why? 649 00:35:20,542 --> 00:35:22,792 I don't trade products I don't understand. 650 00:35:22,875 --> 00:35:25,750 Well, these are packaged in a digestible way. 651 00:35:25,834 --> 00:35:28,125 You don't need to understand the product, just the payout. 652 00:35:28,208 --> 00:35:30,625 No, incorrect. From tulip bulbs to CDOs, 653 00:35:30,709 --> 00:35:32,333 newness has always been a dangerous sign. 654 00:35:32,417 --> 00:35:34,125 I'm not one of those market participants 655 00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:35,959 who trades in the dark. 656 00:35:36,041 --> 00:35:37,917 Trust me. These products aren't new. 657 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,959 Unfortunately, I only trust myself, 658 00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:43,667 but I almost trust Daria, after three full years. 659 00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:45,000 Is there anything else? 660 00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:47,208 Harper? 661 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:49,625 Yeah, Aubrey, while I have you on the phone, 662 00:35:49,709 --> 00:35:51,125 do you wanna do that cable idea 663 00:35:51,208 --> 00:35:52,685 that Daria was talking about at the meet? 664 00:35:52,709 --> 00:35:54,750 Sure. That's transparent enough for me. 665 00:35:54,834 --> 00:35:57,083 Make me a price in fifty dollars? 666 00:35:57,875 --> 00:35:58,959 Twenty/thirty? 667 00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:00,959 Thirty. Fifty dollars. 668 00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:03,291 Okay, so just to confirm, you're 50 at 30. 669 00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:05,775 Yeah, I'm in a bit of a hurry, but that sounds great. 670 00:36:05,834 --> 00:36:06,959 Thanks for your time. 671 00:36:10,458 --> 00:36:11,709 Sounded like something. 672 00:36:11,792 --> 00:36:14,417 Yeah, he's gonna think about it, but I managed to get him to 673 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,417 trade some FX now. Fifty cable. 674 00:36:17,834 --> 00:36:19,458 Did... Did he sell? 675 00:36:19,542 --> 00:36:21,125 No, he bought it. 676 00:36:21,208 --> 00:36:22,834 With sterling where it is? 677 00:36:22,917 --> 00:36:23,917 Yes. 678 00:36:24,917 --> 00:36:25,917 Thank you. 679 00:36:42,792 --> 00:36:45,208 Hi. 680 00:36:51,208 --> 00:36:53,917 - Long day. - Doors closing. 681 00:36:59,792 --> 00:37:01,291 Doors closing. 682 00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:06,458 Lift going down. 683 00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:12,041 Just an FYI, ladies. 684 00:37:12,125 --> 00:37:13,559 It's cute that you're living together, 685 00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:15,458 but keep it professional at work. 686 00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:18,166 Understood. 687 00:37:18,250 --> 00:37:19,917 Really sorry. It won't happen again. 688 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,500 Doors opening. 689 00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:30,792 I mean, since Google went public in '04, 690 00:37:30,875 --> 00:37:34,750 earnings are up a hundredfold, the price is up tenfold. 691 00:37:34,834 --> 00:37:38,166 Yeah, see, that's real underlying business change. 692 00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:40,500 You two must have been at school together. 693 00:37:41,834 --> 00:37:45,333 Uh, yeah, I was, uh, two years above. 694 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,125 Same house. 695 00:37:50,542 --> 00:37:52,000 Was he your fag? 696 00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:54,625 Um... 697 00:37:54,709 --> 00:37:57,750 I think that was abolished in the '90s. 698 00:37:57,834 --> 00:37:59,959 Well, the Old Etonians' capacity for debate 699 00:38:00,041 --> 00:38:03,458 continues to ruin the country. 700 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:09,083 Oh, shit. I've done it again. How about a change of scenery? 701 00:38:09,166 --> 00:38:12,375 - I feel sufficiently lubricated. - Good. 702 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,375 Fine to settle? 703 00:38:15,208 --> 00:38:16,792 Annabel's is calling. 704 00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:19,875 Let's go and pay some women to talk to us. 705 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000 Malbec. Good choice. 706 00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:37,250 My job's easier if Kaspar thinks I'm conservative. 707 00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:40,458 Shall we have one in Nobu? It's only around the corner. 708 00:38:40,542 --> 00:38:42,500 Excuse me, guys. 709 00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:44,917 - Usman, very good to meet you. - And you. 710 00:38:48,875 --> 00:38:52,834 You know, Kaspar always said my, uh, best business instinct 711 00:38:52,917 --> 00:38:54,542 is my curiosity. 712 00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:57,709 Have you ever been to Sweat Prom? 713 00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:16,500 Our mission tonight is to get Gus pregnant. 714 00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:19,166 - Where do they go to fuck? - What? 715 00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:21,500 You know, when they want to go fuck? 716 00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:24,542 Ah, he wants to know where the dark room is. 717 00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:26,750 Why you asking me? 718 00:39:26,834 --> 00:39:29,417 Well, don't they build all these places to standard? 719 00:39:32,041 --> 00:39:33,333 Oi, Ben! 720 00:39:33,417 --> 00:39:36,125 Look at you. 721 00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,208 You all right, Rogers? 722 00:39:38,291 --> 00:39:40,375 You well? This is all right, innit? 723 00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:27,792 Harper? 724 00:40:27,875 --> 00:40:29,333 - Hey, yeah. - Hey. Will. 725 00:40:29,417 --> 00:40:31,208 - Will, hi. - If you hadn't guessed. 726 00:40:31,291 --> 00:40:33,542 - - How's it going? 727 00:40:34,625 --> 00:40:36,583 - Jesus, sorry. - Whoa, good start. 728 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:38,667 - Sorry. - It's okay. 729 00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:42,875 I was hawking university application packages. 730 00:40:42,959 --> 00:40:45,542 It's kind of like a "getting into uni" consultant. 731 00:40:45,625 --> 00:40:49,041 Everyone I worked with, every single one of them, moron. 732 00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:52,083 So, I'd have this call list, Notting Hill, Kensington, 733 00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:53,476 Chelsea numbers, that sort of thing, 734 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:55,583 And as soon as somebody picked up, you'd be like, 735 00:40:55,667 --> 00:40:58,291 "Have you started thinking about university preparation yet?" 736 00:40:58,375 --> 00:41:00,125 Get the fear in them early, you know. 737 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,667 How old are the kids? 738 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:03,709 Like 13, 14? 739 00:41:03,792 --> 00:41:07,291 No fucking way. What do you talk to a 14-year-old about? 740 00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:09,625 Pussy, mostly. Yeah. 741 00:41:09,709 --> 00:41:11,917 The boys are always telling me what they wank to. 742 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,500 It is weird. It is weird. But I just nod along. 743 00:41:14,583 --> 00:41:16,083 "Oh, okay, mate, sure." 744 00:41:16,166 --> 00:41:17,291 Kylie or Kendall? 745 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:18,851 Yeah, the dickhead didn't show. 746 00:41:18,875 --> 00:41:20,208 Um... Uh... 747 00:41:21,291 --> 00:41:22,375 Do you know her? 748 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,458 Why would I know her? 749 00:41:24,542 --> 00:41:26,375 You just strike me as the kind of guy 750 00:41:26,458 --> 00:41:28,291 who would arrange a multiple-choice date. 751 00:41:28,375 --> 00:41:31,208 That would be sociopathic. 752 00:41:32,083 --> 00:41:33,875 William Hunt. 753 00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:36,709 - Mmm. - "Will hunt." 754 00:41:37,834 --> 00:41:40,166 Is that, like, a name or an M.O.? 755 00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:43,750 Mmm. This dog will hunt. 756 00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:46,709 - That's literally horrible. - I felt bad saying it. 757 00:41:48,333 --> 00:41:49,667 What do you think the record is 758 00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:52,190 for the least amount of words spoken at one of these before... 759 00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:55,667 Before what? 760 00:41:57,458 --> 00:42:00,125 - I haven't showered. - I don't want you to. 761 00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:02,750 Okay. 762 00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:19,834 - Do you have a condom? - Yeah. 763 00:42:19,917 --> 00:42:21,041 Okay, get it. 764 00:42:27,750 --> 00:42:31,000 Ah, an uncut dick. 765 00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:34,583 I feel like I'm in a Richard Curtis movie. 766 00:42:51,959 --> 00:42:55,000 Yes... 767 00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:48,750 Whoo! Yeah! 768 00:44:03,166 --> 00:44:04,333 Whoo! 769 00:44:05,959 --> 00:44:08,375 I have to go. You gonna be okay? 770 00:44:10,792 --> 00:44:12,333 Get him anything he wants. 771 00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:15,250 As long as he's alive in the morning, we're good. 772 00:44:15,750 --> 00:44:16,917 Mwah. 773 00:44:19,542 --> 00:44:20,375 Mate! 774 00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:22,333 Clapham. Can you go to Clapham? 775 00:44:22,417 --> 00:44:25,125 Mate, don't go to Clapham. 776 00:44:25,208 --> 00:44:27,291 All right? Never go to fucking Clapham. 777 00:44:27,375 --> 00:44:28,959 Let's just go home. 778 00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:32,166 Go and secure the client. That's what Clement would want. 779 00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:33,542 Can you take us to Finsbury Park? 780 00:44:33,625 --> 00:44:35,208 Yeah, jump in. - Stay. 781 00:44:36,709 --> 00:44:38,333 Clapham, please, mate. 782 00:44:38,417 --> 00:44:39,583 No worries. 783 00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:04,000 (WHISPERS) What the fuck? Dude, look. 784 00:45:04,083 --> 00:45:07,917 You cannot just show up here. Okay? Alice is here. 785 00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:10,166 Is she asleep? 786 00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:12,434 - Come on, let me in. - Just go home. We'll talk about it tomorrow... 787 00:45:12,458 --> 00:45:13,875 We're friends. Just let me in. 788 00:45:13,959 --> 00:45:17,291 - Fucking stop pushing me. - What you doing? 789 00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:19,083 Mate. Shut up! Shh. 790 00:45:21,125 --> 00:45:25,542 - Ooh! - Shut up. Shut the fuck up. 791 00:45:25,625 --> 00:45:27,792 Shut the fuck up. 792 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:31,041 Stop. Okay, stop. 793 00:46:17,417 --> 00:46:19,125 Shut the fuck up. 794 00:46:20,250 --> 00:46:21,458 You'll wake her. 795 00:46:47,166 --> 00:46:49,083 So do you seriously always chew gum 796 00:46:49,166 --> 00:46:50,291 while you're having sex? 797 00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:52,309 - Yeah, I mean... - I didn't even notice. 798 00:46:52,333 --> 00:46:55,083 - I just, um, I've always got gum... - Do you want this? 799 00:46:55,166 --> 00:46:57,500 - Yeah, I do. I really do. - Don't tell anyone. 800 00:46:57,583 --> 00:47:00,417 - Prefer it to staging a robbery. - Oh, my God. 801 00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:01,500 Hey. 802 00:47:01,542 --> 00:47:04,542 Oh. Sorry, I, um... 803 00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:06,000 I thought you went to bed. 804 00:47:06,083 --> 00:47:08,208 Oh, yeah, no, I'm just trying to unwind. 805 00:47:08,291 --> 00:47:11,166 This is Will. But he's just leaving, so... 806 00:47:11,917 --> 00:47:13,583 Really, uh, wicked place. 807 00:47:13,667 --> 00:47:15,250 - Thanks. - Thank you. 808 00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:18,458 - D'you... Go ahead. - Yeah, sure. 809 00:47:22,125 --> 00:47:26,542 Uh, so, thanks for that and that. 810 00:47:26,625 --> 00:47:28,665 Right, yeah, of course. See you about. Yeah. 811 00:47:28,709 --> 00:47:30,083 - Bye. - Bye. 812 00:47:43,875 --> 00:47:46,166 Is that a performance bonus? 813 00:47:46,250 --> 00:47:49,000 Oh, I think it was an attempt at chivalry. 814 00:47:52,917 --> 00:47:54,917 - You want some? - Okay. 815 00:47:57,917 --> 00:48:00,792 I genuinely thought that was Seb for a second. 816 00:48:01,458 --> 00:48:02,750 That's why I chose him. 817 00:48:09,542 --> 00:48:10,625 Listen. 818 00:48:11,917 --> 00:48:14,959 I think if you want to pay rent, then you should pay rent. 819 00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:18,291 I think that's a really good idea. 820 00:48:20,583 --> 00:48:23,917 Is 3K fair? It is Notting Hill, so... 821 00:48:24,917 --> 00:48:27,000 We can figure something out. 822 00:49:45,917 --> 00:49:48,792 What's it really like, being a woman in this environment? 823 00:49:48,875 --> 00:49:50,542 Not so much as being a man. 824 00:49:55,208 --> 00:49:56,083 And there's always banter. 825 00:49:56,166 --> 00:49:58,583 Banter? Sounds like a euphemism. 826 00:50:00,834 --> 00:50:02,394 Well, you have to have a sense of humor. 827 00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:06,959 This is clearly a brain-fry, um, I must've mis-booked it. 828 00:50:08,291 --> 00:50:10,142 You come here because it's one 829 00:50:10,166 --> 00:50:12,406 of the fewer places where nobody cares where you're from. 830 00:50:12,792 --> 00:50:14,226 You risk your job if you don't come clean. 831 00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:16,959 No, no. I'm not allowed to make any mistakes. 832 00:50:17,875 --> 00:50:19,000 So you lied to me? 833 00:50:19,208 --> 00:50:20,625 Well, is it illegal? 834 00:50:22,083 --> 00:50:24,000 There are many potential role models here. 835 00:50:24,083 --> 00:50:25,166 You can be one of them. 836 00:50:27,107 --> 00:50:29,107 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org